ACHP 608 Premium Cigar Talk & Headlines

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Hey, young. Welcome to Cigar Houser Podcast, premium cigars, unfiltered opinions and conversations. I am Mike BDP Palmer, your host, joined by my co-host, the ever popular superstar, Triple G. Here we are.

What are you smoking, Triple G? I'm going to be smoking two cigars at once. Oh, you screwed it up already! Come on!

I'm currently smoking the Connecticut's the first cigar of the day. I thought you've been here for hours. Why are you just now smoking? He's such a prima donna.

I'll smoke two at the same time. I can smoke two cigars at once. I need green M&Ms when I arrive for the podcast. Is that a thing?

Can I make that happen? I'm smoking the SBC. I am also. Oh, and back over in engineering, filling in for Phil McGuffey, who is on the set of the new movie, Hurricanes Can't Blow Like I Do.

Mr. Phil McGuffey is not here. We have Michael Szczepankevicz filling in today. Thank you, Michael.

Hi. Hi. From cigars, sports, and business, to pop culture, and the wildest headlines, if it's worth discussing, we're going to talk about it. No safe spaces, just real perspectives, big laughs and chaos at any moment.

Settle in and welcome to a Cigar Hustlers podcast. Done, done, done. Thank you very much. On today's show, the butt sniffer has been caught again.

My dog got popped? No, it's not your dog. There's something wrong with that microphone over there. It is.

It sounds off. It sounds terrible. It does. What did you do to it?

I didn't touch it. It sounded bad when I sat down. Let me see here. It's low.

Wait, no, it's not low. Is that what it is? It sort of echoes. *Dun dun dun dun dun* *Hio Silver* Let me see.

I want me to keep going while you... Yeah, you go ahead. I'm gonna probably turn this off while I'm doing it just because that's... Turn everything off?

Yeah, just record Mike just slowly mouthing words. *Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah* Baby goats can kill ya! Baby goats. And finally, justice for Tupac.

It says decibel 34. Is that where it's supposed to be? I don't remember. It's been so long.

Try 16. *Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah* No, it needs to go up, not down. Up? Like this?

Yeah. Hi. That sounds better. You like this?

Oh, that sounds better. It'll make you happy? Well, I don't know about that, but it sounds better. Okay.

Then in cigars, we got a lot of new cigars coming. A lot of new cigars? Then in cigars. Cigars.

We have cigars coming. Well, I know. If I say what each one is, there's no need to read the story. Then in cigars, we have a lot of new cigars coming.

Well, sometimes it's shipping notifications. Sometimes it's new cigars. Sometimes it's us saying things about people that everybody gets mad about. But first, how do we get some of that CHPod swag, Michael?

And what are the people saying today? They're saying all kinds of things. They're saying all kinds of things. All kinds of things.

But first of all, I'm gonna need you to like and subscribe. We're reviewing and listening to this show. Oh, now you're humming. It's got a buzz to it.

It's because it's too loud. You know what it is? Yeah. You're such a pain in my ass.

How many total episodes? 600 and some odd? 6608. Still can't get the volume right.

No. No, we can't. No. You got a problem with that?

No, just saying. 'Cause somebody keeps moving shit when we have it reset. I think Phil adjusts stuff. Like and subscribe.

It says type, Mike. Is it dynamic? Should it be on dynamic? What are the other options?

Instrument, line. Yeah, dynamic would be the option then. Dynamic. Now it's gone.

Forever. Oh, there we are. But now it's buzzing. It's at decibel 45 again.

Let me lower this. Listen, this is what you're going to have to deal with. All right, go. There was that one episode that you guys just put out there that the volume was wild.

Oh, yeah, where it was inconsistent and he got all bitchy about it because I did it? Well, I didn't know that he got... Okay, apparently he's shaking his head yes, he got all bitchy about it. I didn't know that there was a discussion about it.

You were on the show about it. You guys talked about it. You don't click the box? He said he didn't click the box, and no one complains to him, everybody cries to me about everything, but no, no, no, no, he makes a mistake, nobody says a word, I do it, everybody's raising hell.

You know what was awesome is I haven't watched the last episode that I wasn't on with Keanu, but I did do the short clips, and it was cool because I know how it played out that like Palmer lost his shit on Keanu and like got frustrated, and as he moved around, it was great because he was, at first he was over in this chair right here doing his Palmer stuff, and then when he was over here, You got clips of him, and he was like this: Hey, you want to talk about like this? And he was this short. Go watch the clips. It's hilarious.

I was that short? Yeah, he looks like a midget trying to record. Oh, I leaned down. I leaned back.

And then when he went back into the chair, he looked shorter again. I didn't go back to the chair. I moved over here to do what's the score. It looks like he has no legs.

It was amazing. Wow. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Okay. Very critical. A lot of animosity. Sorry to bring up the volume.

Yeah. Now Greg's happy. Well, because I was listening to it, and I was curious, like, what is the line where you say, okay, we're gonna leave it up, or we're gonna take it down? Because I'm listening to it in the car, and my wife's like, what is this?

I'm like, it's the podcast. She's like, why is it messed up? I'm like, I don't know. But you leave it up, yes?

That's the process? Which episode was it? Set it and forget it. I don't know.

Was it a long time ago? Was it recent? No, no, no, this is recent. This is like three or four episodes ago, maybe.

That was a long time ago. Yeah, that was a long time ago. And podcast time. That's a long time ago.

That's like three days for Cigar Hustle's podcast. Yeah, but that means it's four to five days back for the episode. What was wrong with the sound? Like he was describing, everybody's voice was at a different decibel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I screwed that up. So as you're sitting there listening to somebody, you'll turn it up. Like, okay, now I can hear them.

All of a sudden, it's... Then you're going to turn it down. I know. I'm so sorry.

I did my best. It's a thing called where you line up the volume for everybody. You guys are busy getting foot massages out on us to lead again. Who got a foot massage?

That's what Craig told me. Well, then he must have done that in his room because I didn't get a foot massage. It was definitely not a foot massage. I'm riding around the back of the truck.

He told me that you gave him the massage. I thought that I did it. Alex got sick after we left, by the way. Oh, did he really?

So whatever crud I had that I gave to you, I also gave to Alex. I talked to him Sunday. Yeah, he got ill. Anyways, like and subscribe if you want to listen to this show, please.

The sound will be fine today because Palmer's here and the video call will be fine today because I'm here and that's how that works. That's how it works. com for all your chpod swag where you can pre-order Boycott Cigar Hustler the t-shirt. Oh, is that what that was?

It's gonna be. Oh, that's nice. I like that. It's gonna be.

But listen, this is gonna be a limited run. I'm making the order to match whatever everybody buys and that's it. 'Cause I don't need that guy lingering around my house. You know what I mean?

Is that the guy that called for it? No, it's not. I can't say that. That's not right.

Oh, sorry. It's not the guy. No, no. It is not the guy.

It is not the guy. We can say anything as long as we end it with allegedly, right? No, not that bad. No.

No, no. The t-shirt is an original cartoon image that I created by myself. Yes. It is not a person.

Not a likeness. It is not a likeness. Any similarity or likeness is strictly a coincidence and is not intended. It is merely coincidental.

Yes. However, there's a lot of symbolism in this photo. Symbolism. So check that out.

These sure are good cigars. So check that out. I was thinking about making stickers, too. We'll see.

I like stickers. Yeah, stickers are cool. It would have been with the people that buy this stuff. Yeah, exactly.

Here, if you want to participate, you actually buy things. Just slide it in on orders. I think that'd be funny. com, you know what I mean?

com, our Cigar Hustlers podcast, where we cover inside baseball, about the cigar industry. And we talk about cigars, we review them. And you want me to tell you some comments about the show? Comments, this is the part of the show where the comments are.

There are comments. This is the listener participation. com site for the comments. Oh, look at that, we have three.

Three comments? No, we have three, the three shot. You like that? I like when it's different, than just the onesie-twosies.

I like the mixie-mixie for you. Yeah, thank you. Good job. @cw6383, who says way more than tatacash at this point.

ah yes truly a national emergency the sheer outrage over a completely valid take must be nice having that much free time and that little else going on nothing says thriving like signing up to to be a professional shit stir yeah right it's true people are bored here's what i am going to tell you though yes if you misinterpreted our comments or our video or you know you interpret I don't know if I heard them correctly either way. And they inspired you as a retailer to start posting about Fuente or cigars that you had for sale. It's a W as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad that you got to dust off your fucking phone, figured out that you could do posts and start promoting people in the cigar industry.

And I'm sorry that it took you to be outraged to do it, but do more of it because we need it. He also said, people go buy the Powstanie SBC 26, or don't, Triple G will just smoke them all. I will smoke them. He will smoke them.

Yes. Is this your new midday smoke? No, that's going to be end of the day. That cigar is a little bit more potent than obviously the 24.

Yeah. It's got some punch to it. I'm going to tell you, man, this thing is fire. I think it's really good.

Smoked it yesterday. I was like, damn, this is, you did a good job. I think it's really good. See, I say nice things about you too.

Yeah, the one. It's like a three to one ratio, but that's fine. It's a three to one? I'm all right with that.

I'm okay with that. It's a three to one? Yeah, yeah. The Icontina love.

Nobody else gets to say bad things about you though, only me. Okay, that's fair. They have to answer to me. What?

I can't? Oh, you're permitted. Oh, okay, thank you. Yeah, yeah, you're granted.

You're on the payroll. You don't get it. It's like he's saying that he's an idiot, but he's my idiot. He's my idiot.

Right, right. You don't get to call him an idiot. That guy's stupid. I'm sorry?

I'm sorry? Excuse me. You don't get to say he's stupid. Ruckus Unchained?

Oh, hello, Jared. It said volume, dot, dot, dot, dot. So I guess you screwed that up. Yeah, I uploaded the wrong one, apparently, yesterday, on the new process we have.

So there's another problem, another volume issue? On tomorrow's, yeah, yeah. I'll be more cognizant of which one, because now we upload the... I have to take the WAV file and make it an MP3 file, and then I have to take the video and I have to edit it, And then I have to take the two of those four and put them into the website, and then the website generates all the stuff, and then I have to go into YouTube and click the stuff that it doesn't like to click, and make sure that we're getting paid, and then it uploads.

And you guys are still not making any money from this company. No, no, we are, we are a little bit, a little thing. These are all things that are moving in the right direction. I made it, I actually made it easier for him, so that it's more uniform, so that it populates the description for him and all of these things.

Yeah, the robot built a thing. I had the robot. Yeah, now I have access to the robot. The robot builds a thing for him.

Yeah, well, I don't really have access. I have an entry into the robot that he built for me. Yeah, it's a controlled variable. Yeah, so he had the robot build you a robot to do this task.

Yes, yes, yes. That's correct. Yes. I'm awesome.

Yeah, he can build a robot to do whatever you want at this point. Let's make a robot to do that for you. I did not do that for you. I gave my robot access to my Gmail today, and it's so nice.

Did you? Yeah, it's cleaning out all the junk and the garbage and stuff. Oh, I'm going to do that. Not the Poshik one, because I don't want it in that one, but my Gmail, my standard emails.

So like it's just going through deleting old emails and stuff? Yeah, first I said go through and identify all the spam emails, so it went through and there was 2,000 or something spam emails. So it puts it into the trash folder, but it won't delete it from there. I can still go back and get that.

Nice. If I want to. And then there's certain terms where, like, Sticker Mule, where I might have, I had 750 emails from Sticker Mule over the time, so then I went through and cleaned all those out. Oh, man.

Oh, that's nice. Dude, as soon as we're done here, I'm gonna put my robot on that, too. Yeah. Let me see here.

I'm gonna make, can I... 1,112 unread emails. Right. It can go through and tell you which one of those are important.

Well, I know every single one of those is not important. Right. Greg, I had no idea Pornhub had an app. Looky, it's a check.

It's a check. Oh. " And now he's gone again. And now he's gone again.

Hope you enjoyed the one day. " Yeah, good point. Was it half-masked for Betty White as well? Oh, no.

I don't think they did. Did we as a nation lower our flag halfway because of Dolly Parton? We did for Dolly. Oh, we did, did we?

Yes. Weird, right? I don't know. National treasure, maybe.

National treasure. Right, exactly. That's what I'd say. Where do we draw the line?

Well, apparently, of Betty White. Should we have done it for Robin Williams? Because we didn't. I don't think his charity involvement is as vast as Dolly's.

And? And I think... Well, you know. I think she did more for more people.

Yeah. Philanthropy. Yeah. Philanthropy, the big word.

Yeah. Right. If we don't go half-mast for Vin Diesel... Vin Diesel?

Vin Diesel. Yeah, that's right. Why don't we go half-mast for Vin Diesel? Absolute American icon.

He's just a movie star. It's been a long day. He didn't sing the song. Without you, my friend.

Oh, family. Yeah. He was all about family. He was all about family.

It's all about family. You know what I mean? Right. Listen.

Oh, the sound is scratchy. You're scratchy. Just saying. Oh, well, tighten it up, bro.

You have all the controls. Michael Z also commented on the CH Pod Lounge. Thank you very much, Michael. He says, "Keyboard warriors are amazing.

They couldn't have a real discussion face-to-face if their life depended on it. I value differing opinions. " I am for that. I am for that.

829 Deltona Boulevard. 829 Deltona Boulevard. Monday through Friday. I can be found.

Altoona, California. Altoona. Altoona, Florida. Come on.

Yeah. But that's not how it works. That's not how it works. Everybody hides.

They hit all caps. So you know they're serious. Because here's the reality. I don't hate any of these people.

I actually respect and like a lot of them. You know what I mean? However, I'm also extremely petty, so if you decide to lose your cool and all caps write "Boycott Cigar Hustler" on one of my posts, I may lean into that. You know what I mean?

Because that's the type of guy I am, and I'll just do it for sport. So... Did he explain after the expression, "I have written this message in all caps so you understand how infuriated I am"? It's general knowledge.

It's general knowledge. All right. It's assumed. Dude, this guy went all the way into my Facebook profile and looked through all the videos and found the interview that I did with Reinhard from Mirafel from like five years ago or something.

Like, guy's got a lot of time on his hands. And what did he say about that interview? He called me a puppet or him a puppet. He said you're a puppet.

Of the Mirafel peoples. We're puppets. Muppets. Oh.

And that was even back before, the interview was before they had the falling out with Oturo Fuente. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy's got time. And apparently, Wi-Fi.

Oh. T-Money, also on the Cigar Pod Lounge. Thank you very much. I had to go and read the comments on Facebook.

Holy wah. The Fuente boys came out of the woodwork for that one. Benefiting from a national tragedy in any form will always be a fail. " Look, I mean, now we're kind of beating a dead horse here, but Fuente does a lot of good things, and Fuente does a lot of good things for a lot of people, and I'm just kind of astounded that no one brought it to his attention that he may upset a lot of people on this.

I don't think that that's his intention, but regardless, here we are. So... com. " Sorry.

Are you good over there? I still have the cred a little bit. A little nasal problem. Blame Typhoid Mary over there.

I was around Typhoid Mary. I felt like sick for a couple hours. You didn't sleep in a room with him and then sit next to someone on an airplane for four and a half hours. I also didn't give him a foot rub.

Well, that too. Dolly spent a lot of money she earned and gave back to charities and her local communities. My son got books from her org when he was a kid. Oh, that's right.

Organization. I 100% agree with Palmer on this one. She gave more of herself to others than most in her position. I didn't know that about Dolly.

That's what we said, the philanthropy. Philanthropy. Yeah, I just don't believe you. I believe Mitchie Maduro, but you're always full of shit.

Wow. that's very convincing shit but yes yeah i mean yeah so now i have to everything that you say i have to take with a grain of salt and think i understand thank you you gotta call mr maduro and fact check you every time that's all right all right well then hey you know what if mitch maduro says yes it's justified i'm i'm down with that i just think that maybe i'm waiting on ben diesel's and my grandchildren books family he's all into family if you want to hear comment right Tell out on the show, comment below on this YouTube episode, or more importantly, comment on our CHPod Lounge. Now, on with the show. All right, this happened at two stores at the same afternoon, on the same afternoon.

Police say 39-year-old Casey Crowder was spotted crouching near customers at a grocery store and later at a Marshalls in Glendale. Crouching? Crouching. As in like kneeling down?

Yeah, surveillance footage allegedly connected him to both incidents. So he is a serial butt sniffer. What? When you said crouching down, I was thinking like he was one of those pervs that's like taking photos with his phone under a skirt or something.

He's sniffing the butts. He's sniffing butts like a dog. He's like my dog. Yeah, the Froot Loop, yeah.

You call him fruitcake. Well, I don't think your dog actually jams his nose a bit. I think this guy is a little more discreet, but he still bends down behind you and sniffs your butt. How did nobody need this guy in the face?

Well, this isn't the first bizarre encounter. Crowder has reportedly been accused of similar behavior in Glendale and Burbank dating back to 2021, including a 2023 Barnes & Noble incident that went viral on TikTok. Some young lady videotaped him sniffing her butt and put it on TikTok. Was it monetized?

He's already registered sex offender. This takes the story beyond something really strange or funny. He does 90 to 180 days for each offense and then gets out And goes right back to sniffing butts. He just can't help himself.

He can't help himself. Why don't we just execute this guy? Well, it's not a... Is butt-sniffing that level of a crime?

Yeah, I don't think we... Justifiable by hanging? Yeah, I don't think we kill for butt-sniffing. Yes.

Here's the thing. If you can't figure it out, if you can't adjust and get better, if the system can't get you to a point where you're actually a contributing factor to the society and you continue to be a butt-sniffer, like, well, it's a point. Let's just erase the guy. Kill 'em.

Do you apply that logic? Do you apply it for habitual speeders as well? Like, if you are getting a ticket every year? Right.

Kill 'em? I think, one a year? One a year. What if you don't clean up after your dog?

Because that's probably actually a higher average than this butt sniffer. The last occurrence was 2021. 2023. 2023, and there were two recently, so that's three inside, yeah, three inside three years.

So yeah, one speeding ticket a year. Hang 'em. Is a speeding ticket like a misdemeanor, or is it a felony? Well, it depends.

If you're going more than 30, I think now in this state it's a felony. They put you in jail. Is butt sniffing a felony? I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, it does, you know, 90 to 105 days. It's got to be up there. It's got to be more than a misdemeanor, obviously, you would think.

So, yeah, logically, what do you think? Because the premise is habitual, not conforming to society. I get it, I get it. What if I don't clean up after my dog?

Right, yeah. Do I get killed? Killed? Yes.

My dog shits three times a day. I never clean up. I actually think that that's probably more than the speeder. You know what I mean?

Right, for the shit in the yard. Yeah, your dog shits in my yard and you continue to let it happen at that point. I think you have to lose the dog. Kill the dog?

Yeah. Can't you just give them to somebody else? Why are we killing the dog? Do you see what happened there?

Do you see how quickly you're like, oh shit, you're going to kill my dog? I will pick up the dog shit? Just like that. Then let's apply the same logic of the buff sniffer.

Let's kill his dog. I don't think it works in that scenario, you know, but like, okay, so, but you could, we could, like, you know, you could just eliminate the guy, right? That guy's not gonna fix. Yeah, I mean.

Okay, so like in speeding, if the guy, if you're a habitual speeder and it happened over and over again, a mandatory Tesla, it has to drive for you. You know what I mean? You lose your right to drive. So you get a better car?

So not as extreme as the death penalty. Yeah, no, I mean, like, this is kind of like a sexual offense. That's how I take it. That's how I take this?

Yes, he's a richer sex offender. Yeah, obviously. So look, I got a problem with that. I'm not okay with that.

That guy's a problem. What if we just cut off his nose? I like that one. Like pedophiles, they castrate him?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or superglue it closed. Oh. Make him a permanent mouth breather.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not, okay. All right, all right. So listen, you want me to walk back unaliving somebody?

There are things other than murder that we can do. Right, yeah. There's steps here. We will glue his nose.

What if he goes up now and he's a butt sucker now? So does it say if it's male and female? Mostly it's females. Mostly females, okay.

They mention females. They don't mention any males. All right. Are we talking of age people?

Well, there's been no mention of underage butt sucker. All right. I feel like if there were children involved, that would be part of the story. It would be completely different.

Death? I mean, yeah. Like, don't touch a kid, bro. Well, he's not technically touching.

Don't sniff a kid. Don't sniff a kid. Don't sniff a kid. I agree.

No, we should not be getting kids snuffed. Yeah, no. It's our job as society to protect the innocent, right? From the butt snippers.

From the butt snippers. I mean, we used to tar and feather people. Oh, that would be something we could do to them. Tar and feather?

Yeah. Draw and quarter? No, no, that's killing them again. What's that?

What's that? That's where basically your legs and your arms are pulled out. Oh. And they cut them off.

And then they cut them, you're quartered. Oh, like Braveheart? Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, they send the arms to one place, they send the legs to the other place, and your head goes on top of the tower.

I don't remember the name of the screaming cow, but that's one of my favorites, that one's really good, it's like this big brass cow that they put you inside, and then they light a flame underneath it, and there's holes in the nose, so as the person's screaming, the cow is making the noise. Oh, that's incredible. Yeah. Rough.

I can't imagine, you must have a sex dungeon. He does. He used to have a sex room. Again, Palmer, there was never a sex room.

There was. There was never a sex room. I put stuff in there for you. You are the one that put the anal beads underneath the bed.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I didn't. I have not visited your sex room in many, many, many years.

Yes, you did. Scarred for life. Scarred for life. I don't know what to do anymore.

Alright, moving on. So upset. What else you got? Alright, speaking of children.

Oh, God. Good Lord. The baby goats have rabies at the petting zoo. Oh, that's bad.

The goats belong to a farm adventure and mobile petting zoo based in Harmon County, North Carolina. So, the outbreak started, a rabid skunk got into the pen with the baby goats, bit the baby goats, they didn't know because there's no outward signs, then the baby goats go around and start interacting with children at these different things. Not good. That's very dangerous.

It can kill you. Right. So that's the problem. Once they know you have symptoms, it's too late.

Yeah. So, they obviously killed the four baby goats. Yeah, no choice. Euthanized them.

Right. But the children, let's see... Nobody caught immediately. The zoo says it didn't realize the goats had been bitten because they had no visible wounds or early symptoms.

Too young to be vaccinated. The four baby goats had been separated because they were not old enough. So they're all gone now. And, but every child who interacted with the goats has to get the treatment.

Because it's not because you get bit, it's transferred by saliva. Yeah. Preventative measure. Sure.

Right. So it's between four and seven shots that you have to get. In the stomach? They don't do it in the stomach anymore, but it is a large bore needle, though, because it's a thick liquid that you have to get.

A thick liquid. So it's like every two weeks, you get one, and then three weeks after that, you get two, and then three weeks after that, you get three. How many kids are we talking about here? Hold on, let's see if it says exactly.

Because Adventures of Traveling Petting Zoo, the goats appeared in approximately 10 events across several North Carolina counties, including an assisted living facility and a back-to-school event. This is not good. Anyone who touched or handled the goats of the Harmony location in an off-site event between July 28th and August 27th, so for a 30 day period, should contact their local health department for risk assessment. Yeah, no, nursing home, me and ma could be sick.

Right, and the frightening part is, like we said, rabies is preventable when treatment is given promptly, but once you have symptoms, it's always fatal. Yep. That's the one where you have a fear of water, right, too? Somebody did mention that, they did verify that for you yesterday.

That's so scary. Right. Like, now we can't do petting zoos. Now you can't go to petting zoos, right.

No lettuce, certain meat you can't eat, there's fruit you gotta watch out for, and now baby goats. Or petting zoos all in general. That's terrible. Isn't it?

Yeah. I mean, you could be talking dozens and dozens of children. Alright, for sure. 10 events over a 30 day period?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could be hundreds. Alright, moving on. You're done talking about the baby goats.

There's nothing to talk about here. Is that enough? You know what the baby goats all killed? Maybe we just kill all the baby goats.

Kill the baby goats. Well, they already did, Palmer. No, every single one of them. Oh, just kill them.

Not just those four, all of them. If you're a baby goat, done. If you're a petting zoo, kill all the petting zoo animals. Gotta go.

Start over. Okay, next. We're just zipping through today. Dwayne Keffy D.

Davis. Oh, I thought you were going to say Dwayne Johnson. No, Dwayne Keffy D. Davis is found guilty in the Tupac Shakur's murder three decades after his death.

What? They have found him guilty of Tupac's murder. What took so long? Uh, apparently this guy is really good at hiding.

Oh. I don't know. Dwayne Keffy D. Davis was found guilty of first-degree murder Monday in the death of Tupac Shakur, which has remained unsolved for nearly three decades.

Davis is accused of plotting the 1996 killing near the Las Vegas Strip, and he is the only person ever charged in the murder. In closing arguments, the prosecution said Davis was a shot caller in the Southside Compton Crips, alleging he went hunting for Tupac Davis's memoir, which details the shooting, should be considered an admission of Davis, despite it listing a co-writer, the prosecutor said. So he put out a book and he admitted to the murder in the book. And he should have called the name of the book allegedly.

He would have been alright. That was so dumb. You have to assume that he's gonna get, you know, caught after you put out the book that I killed Tupac. I don't know, man.

Like, OJ put out that book. I didn't do it, but if I did, this is what I would have done. It said if I did it. Right.

Well, that was stupid, though. Maybe this guy's sick and he's dying or something. Well, the difference was, though, he already was found not guilty. Yeah, the double jeopardy.

Oh, that's right, he can. The defense said that Davis' recounting of the shooting in his memoir was fiction, also focusing on missing investigative records and a lack of direct evidence. A jury deliberated for three hours before convicting Dwayne Davis. Well, that didn't take long.

No. No, not at all. They must have had something. Well, three hours, 30 years, it works out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The math. They're like, I'm going to carry the one. Yep, guilty.

Carry the one. Okay, ready. Guilty. We're all ready now.

Does it say a sentence? No, he has not been sentenced yet, it just happened yesterday. I think that, like, Boots did, or Phil said something about one of these cops or something like that, and somebody aggressively attacked me on social media. Oh, because of Phil's misinformation.

Yeah. Yeah, well, he's a plucker. Like, you don't know what you're talking about, and this is the problem, or something like that. I'm like, okay, all right.

Yesterday, he wanted to talk about the flood in DePaul, Minnesota. DePaul. DePaul? Did you hear about the DePaul?

You mean the one in Nepal? Yes. Exactly the same one. Oh, my.

Yeah. Oh, my. That's why we have Phil on the show. That is amazing.

Isn't it? Right. Right up there with Alcatraz. So, like, he actually had to take the time to Google search DePaul, Minnesota, because I'm unaware of any location in Minnesota named DePaul, right?

Well, there may not be. I don't know. But we were talking about Minnesota, because your brother was just there, and he goes, Oh, that's where that big flood was. Yeah, in DePaul.

In DePaul. Oh, my. Yes. This is awesome.

That's why you guys make him wear the mask. That is why. Save his own reputation. Are you looking up DePaul, Minnesota?

Yeah, I'm trying to. I don't think that exists. Right. So how do you...

There is something named DePaul. DePaul, Minnesota? I don't know. DePaul.

Maybe it's Minnesota. Did we say Minnesota? I don't even know. So, who cares?

Like, how did he draw that parallel? He hears things and doesn't pay attention. Nice. Dude, some of the stuff that he says to me sometimes, I'm like, okay, dude, I don't think that that's accurate at all.

And he's like, he looks at me like I'm the idiot. And he's like, no. Yes, it is. This is exactly what happened.

I'm like, how did, what you're saying doesn't even make sense. He's like, no, here's how it makes sense. Like he'll, and he'll keep going. Oh, I love it.

I love it. He digs down. It's crazy. He finds himself in a hole and he just keeps digging.

Yeah, yeah. He's like, no, no, his truck was there. I'm like, how was his truck there? He lives in, you know.

Nepal. Nepal. Well, if you're going to be stupid, you might as well commit to it. He's like, well, he got a boat and he had the truck brought over.

I'm like, how do you know that? He goes, I just know I have the receipt. Like, how did you get the receipt? Like, someone sent it to me.

Like, he just keeps going. He's just going. Somebody sent it to me. It's just complete fiction.

Yeah. Capone sent me the receipt. Every question you ask, he has an answer for it. He does.

But it just gets deeper and deeper into the nonsense. And it gets to a point where you're just like, I can't, I can't keep asking. You know, I'm eight questions deep at this point. I'm going to have to give in and just say he's correct.

How'd you know that? Well, the president told me. The president told you? Yeah.

Which one? Well, all of them. All of them? All of the presidents told you?

Yeah, I mean, at this point, you know. They all called me. Tupac killed JFK, as far as I can see, you know, he's like, yeah, that's exactly what happened. I'm like, oh, okay.

All right, moving on. You know, we haven't heard anything from the money makers in a long time. I think that went off. Yeah?

Either that or he's not making money on it. I guess it wasn't a success? I would assume, no. What are we speaking of now?

He used to talk about his bets. He had a gambling group that was... Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah. We had him pick games and stuff, and he was never right.

He'd always lose. Yeah, no. We had to give a disclaimer that this is not actual information. We'd make him pick a bet so that we could go back and look.

I'm like, oh, that didn't work. Right, yeah. Yeah, no. That was amazing.

Money makers. Money makers. Money giver awayers. Probably just him and Ginger now.

Just a tool. Yeah. I mean, if you're doing it for entertainment purposes, that's fine. " I mean, I don't need to give away my money.

Did you hear about that guy who pretended that he was a football player or whatever? There's a group of them. No, this is one guy. Oh, they were talking about the radio yesterday.

Like Dajon Love or something like that. And he said that he's a 49er. And he did like video clips. I saw some of the video clips.

I don't understand how anybody fell for this. And it's all just total fiction? That was total fiction? Yeah, yeah.

3 million. Yeah. There was a small group. That's the same thing.

One guy was hired to give a speech to children. And he wasn't a football player. He wasn't really a football player. I love it.

Yeah. It was women. They scam women out of their money somehow. I love a good duping.

A good duping. That's so funny, dude. That's hilarious. Oh, yeah.

This man wants to send me his underwear. Oh, that's beautiful. I mean, what were they giving him money for? What are you going for?

For alleged investments or something. Oh, because a football player knows a good pick? Yeah. Here's what we're going to do.

It's not really the financial advisor I go for. Here's what we're going to do. Bitcoin. First, give me your money.

First, give me your money, honey. Oh, dude, that's stellar. You've got to see some of these videos. I should have recorded one.

We're going long in bananas. Futures in bananas. He's in the car and he's like, I was a player and then I hurt my fingers. He'd look at this, and he comes out like this, and he makes his hands like, now I can open it a little bit, but like, I'm like, oh my God, someone believed that.

- Oh, the poor thing. - Yeah. - Look at his hand. - You know, we see a lot of that in this industry on the customer side.

Like, there are a lot of big time storytellers that I've come across over the years. And I suppose actually on the professional side as well, not just the consumers too. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. But like just, and like, they believe their own nonsense.

It is wild to me, wild. - And there's one we talk about all the time. - Yeah, somebody approached me at PCA, and he was talking about his Ferraris or whatever. - Oh.

- And I'm like, I don't even know who the hell you are. - Yeah, like if you start a conversation like that, I immediately just check out. I'm like, this is not worth my time. Hey, I got three, you know, I'm famous and I have three Ferraris.

Like that was legit. That's the opening? Yeah, I'm like... Oh, nice.

Okay, like, if I gave you a cigar, would you leave me alone? Right. Pick the box. Buy me a month.

Stay away. Just please, please go away. Well, you should be able to afford to pay for it. No man, do you know who he is?

Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? You're the three Ferrari guy. Yeah.

I heard. It's nice. All the same color or various colors? How's this work?

I couldn't engage anymore at that point. I was like, I'm done. Thanks. Good for you.

Enjoy your Ferraris. Yeah, enjoy your Ferraris. Smoke this while you drive around. Yeah.

Smoke this, trust me. Smoke this, trust me. Smoke this, trust me. Okay.

All right, now cigar news? No, no, I have a video. Oh, do you really? Yeah.

Oh, I love this. This is my favorite part of the show. Yeah, what a treat. Because it's like...

Yeah, like he... This involves editing. He sends it, and then there's like... This involves editing.

I don't know if I'm supposed to listen to it or not listen to it, right? And if you actually get yelled at. Yeah, right. And then like, sometimes you don't get the video like right away either.

Right. You're watching it and I'm waiting on it or I'm watching it. Right. This is my favorite part of the show.

I love it. So great. I'm glad you guys like it. Oh, good.

I didn't save it. Hold on. There we go. Oh, you didn't save it.

This is the starting of the process. This is the, I don't know where the video is. I gotta go find it. Oh, you guys are so mean to me, you know, I'm just, I'm, I genuinely enjoy this.

I try my best here. There is a Pornhub app. Look at that. I had no idea.

There you go. There you go. Go ahead and watch this. Okay.

Oh, here it is. Oh, oh, can I, can I start it now? Can we do the volume? I don't know how those works.

You know how to do it. These are great cigars. I gotta give you, I gotta give a shout out to Altoona, Florida, the Cigar Hustlers, name's Mike. Oh, I thought this was Arabic written on the outside.

No, the Andalusian Bull. This is one of the hardest to get cigars out there. Really? It is, it is.

By the way, and I know that there's a lot of cigar guys going, talk about my cigar. And listen, this isn't from LFD, this is from, uh, this is from Mike, the Cigar Hustler in Altoona, Florida. Nice. I stopped by their cigar shop one time, driving, just driving down.

It was during the Daytona 500. Is it made there? No, no, no, no. It's made in Spain?

No, this is not made in Spain. And so this cigar, this actual cigar is one of the best cigars to get. This Andalusian Bull is one of the best cigars to get. La Flor Dominica.

Yeah. And by the way, I just got a hit up from La Flor Dominica. They're gonna send me a different package. But this guy, I stopped by his own family cigar shop.

Yeah. " This is like fucking four months ago, and this guy just got a hold of my address, and he sent me a box of cigars, gave me a handwritten message. I texted him, gave me his number, and he said, "You know, if you ever just want to text about cigars, hit me up. You ever want to talk cigars, hit me up.

" I'm here. Mmm. I wish. He fucking plugged us.

Super cool. How cool is that? It is cool. He didn't have to do that.

He didn't have to do a shout-out. I was just, you know, hooking the guy up. Right. Like the guy came in, you had a great experience.

I was super jealous that I wasn't here. I was on a field trip with Justice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, of course that happens.

Of course. And you told me about the bull, and I said, hey, let's send in the bull. on the bull and it just didn't happen and then and then you were out of town so you couldn't stop me at that point so so you just did it well dude i mean steve is detective steve it was like next level to figure it out where oh my god so impressive like you know i will say that i gave like a smidge of input but that guy did 99 you figured it out he goes this is where it's got This is where it's gotta go. I'm like, okay, let's do it, man.

Let's, you know. He's like, well, what happens if he doesn't get it? I'm like, whatever. And we lost the money.

I mean, Greg's already mad we lost the money. What are we gonna do? Greg's already pissed. Greg's already pissed.

Greg's already pissed. What do you mean? You gave away a box of Anelugium Bulls. Yeah.

Yeah, you know, one of the easiest things to sell. Yeah, of course. Right, one of the easiest cigars to turn. But it was cool, man, you know.

And so, so I sent, so we sent the box. And, you know, we're like, hopefully he gets it. Instantly got a text within, you know, two days. Like, hey man, thanks so much.

And I was like, oh shit. Like it worked. We sent it to him. Yeah.

I mean, he came in, he was cool as shit. Yeah, totally down to earth, dude. So I was actually working at the bar and like he walked in and I can't, somebody was in the back. So I just got up and I started to like, take care of him.

But as I'm walking, like Palmer notices him and he's like, Greg, Greg, that's, that's great. Because like, I'm so aloof to like, you know, those type of things. I guess he figured I had no idea, I'm like, I know who it is, I'm like, hey man, what's going on, how can we help you, he's like, well, you know, I'm looking for these cigars, I'm like, all right, cool, come on, let's go and let's figure it out. Totally down to earth, dude, really, really cool.

Yeah, man, it was, I'm glad that it worked out, you know, so, seems like a good dude, and you know, I just want to be, I want to be able to help guys like that, like, that are getting into cigars. Where if they actually have questions about it, they'll get a legit answer. A real answer, yeah, because there's so much bullshit out there for sure. Yeah, instead of, you know, the other stuff, right?

Because, like, that's the thing that people don't understand, is they, you know, you could take advantage of a guy, a celebrity, and take his money or whatever, but that's short-minded thinking. going to help you and be advantageous for a small period of time and it's really actually hurting the industry whereas if you explain to the guy hey you know like if you have questions about xyz and you say well okay stay away from this guy you know this guy this guy's all right that one guy you know what i mean there's more than one well there's there's our favorite one you know um as soon as he sees this is going to be tracking him down oh oh hey look into my eyes give me your wallet you know so right look i don't know i don't know if he ever uses me as a resource but i wanted to at least extend that option sure absolutely hey man you need something i don't care if he ever buys cigars from us at all you know but like i know that if you stick me in a room with the guy that's full of shit that guy is gonna be like oh fuck right yeah they're gonna try to get away from that conversation he's gonna be like look oh i gotta go oh man no No, no, no. It's late. I got a thing.

We'll talk later. We'll talk later. Okay. You know, so.

But I'm excited for this guy. I'm excited for Bert. He's getting into cigars and he's kind of, you know, he's figuring it out. So.

Be his new thing? Yeah. He's looking for a new thing. Mm-hmm.

They're not from Spain and we're not in Altoona, but hey. Hey, you know. I'm just great. He got 80% of it right.

Dude, I'm just grateful that he said something. I wasn't expecting that at all. He got Cigar Housler right. Yeah.

Yeah. Hell yeah. And Greg got an email from somebody. Yeah.

So there's this company that we do business with out of California. I think they were doing apparel for us. Maybe even the shirt that I'm wearing right now. And I get this random message from this gentleman.

He's like, "Hey, super cool. I know that when people say stuff like this and it's genuine, it's due to all the hard work that you and your brother are doing. " And he didn't even actually know. " So I went and I found it and it was pretty cool.

" And I was like, "Uh-oh. I was like, sure did. Sure did. Why?

What happened? " So, yeah. All right. Cool, man.

So, yeah. Shout out to Bert, dude. Two bears, one cave, and welcome to smoking cigars, dude. Nice.

All right. Go ahead. Cigar news. Alright, Cigar News.

Altidus USA goes to the vault for golden four-event-only cigar assortment. Ooh. In September, Altidus USA will roll out a new four-cigar sampler that will be offered exclusively at in-store events. The company says it has gone into the aging room and has found unreleased cigars, which is now releasing through the event sampler.

Each of the four cigars is a 6x54 Toro, though the aging room-branded cigars is box-pressed, While the others are round, the company is not disclosing any more information about cigars or where they were made. Is it possible that maybe they did not know anything about these cigars? That's what I'm assuming. They found some cigars.

Hey, what are we gonna do with these things? Hey, let's just make event-only things. Let's make a thing, let's get rid of these. Allegedly, allegedly.

Allegedly. Each sampler comes with one aging room, one H. Upman, and one Montecristo, and one Romeo and Julieta cigar. The Four Golden Assortment is for the true cigar lover, for the ones who chase what's rare and undiscovered, said Gabe Diaz, brand manager for Altidus.

We've opened the doors to our cedar rooms and pulled unreleased cigars from four of our most iconic brands, giving aficionados a taste of something they can't find anywhere else. The company says that the sampler is not available for purchase, there is no price, and it will be used to sell other products. Alright, so I have a question for both of you. Do you think that this is a good marketing strategy?

Greg? Like the whole "I found these cigars in the back," this is a thing that's been done before, and it's worked before in the past. I mean, I see a lot of the same gag being done over and over in this industry, so yeah, I mean, it's viable. Yeah, it's gonna work.

People think they have something special. It's special. But what makes it not special, you know what I mean? Well, I mean, other than, unless you assume that these are like bad cigars that we couldn't sell, so they just got lost in the age, you know?

They have so many cigars. Oh, I'm sure. It is wild. I mean, they don't just make these to be sitting.

I get, well, I get reports of their blowout stuff, like stuff that they're just trying to get rid of because they've got way too much of it, it's too old, whatever the case may be. It is massive. But that's normally branded stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Like they've got Alec and Bradley, blah, blah, blah. They've got A. Chapman, yada, yada, yada.

Right. These are things they're not putting bands on. They're just going, these are special. Well, Alec Bradley is STG.

Right. Yeah. He was using that title as, you know, just an example. Yeah, yeah.

Just as an example. Okay. The A. Chapman, Monte Cristo, and Aging Room.

Do you think maybe it would have been better if they said, hey, we made these special blends solely for this? I feel like the We Found This has been going on for ages and it's, you know. Yeah, that would be better. We made these special cigars to be event-only cigars, other than we found this trash in the aging room, we gotta get rid of it.

Alleged trash. That dog and pony show has been done for a while too, I mean. At least it seems more authentic to me. Okay.

You know? I don't know. Okay, just my thoughts, my opinion. You know, there will be no hate mail from Altadis, though.

Sorry, I inhaled a little. I laughed and inhaled a little bit. Sorry about that. There'll be no hate mail.

We're already being boycotted. What else can they do? Yeah, they don't really care. Yeah, they're so big.

Yeah. Right. All right, Alec and Bradley Filthy Gooligans returns for 2026. Ooh, Gooligans.

I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost. For the third consecutive year, Scandinavian Tobacco Group's Alex & Bradley brand is celebrating Halloween with a limited edition Barber Pohl cigar. Who's Alex? Did I say Alex?

Yeah. Um, Alex. Sorry. Yeah.

I did say Bradley though, correct? You said Bradley's. Well, it's both of them. It's Alex's and Bradley's?

Yes. Alex's and Bradley's. Alex's and Bradley's. It's their brands.

Alex's and Bradley's. They're celebrating Halloween's. I'm a ghost ghost ghost. With a limited edition Barber Pohl cigars.

The cigar is the Alec and Bradley, Black Market Filthy Gulligan, a 6x50 Toro, the blend, the blend is the same as it's been for the last two years, a combination of American broadleaf and Ecuador and Habano wrappers over Indonesian binder and fillers from the Dominican Republic and Nicaragua. The MSRP is, how much is the Gulligan, Greg? Uh, $13. $10.

49 per cigar. Son of a biscuit. The same as last year, exact same price as last year. Terrace.

Production is slightly down from 2025 and a 2,000 box run. The Filthy Gooligan has become one of the many beloved Alec and Bradley traditions, said Bradley Rubin, brand ambassador in a press release. I like that guy. Is that the one we like, the mustache guy?

I think so. Not only is it innovative and eye-catching, but it's a cigar of excellent quality and construction. Consider this a treat instead of a trick for your Halloween festivities. Ooh.

Oh, that's nice. So the name is similar to the Filthy Hooligan, which is a release the company sells around St. Patrick's Day, but this is the Gooligan. You know, we may be making something cool for Halloween as well.

Oh, we may? Yeah. How expensive is it going to be? It's called the Franken-Hooligan.

It's expensive. I can feel the money leaving the bank account. You should, because we're not selling them either. It's going to be given away.

So we're just more on Illusion Bolts. Just ship them out. Don't charge anything for them. We're in the free cigar business.

We're in the free cigar business. We're not in the making money business. Podcast is making no money. We need cigars to make no money.

We're just going to make all businesses that we own moving forward make no money. I'm a terrible businessman. Oh, my God. We're all three moving in over in Uncle Greg's house.

Oh my. Yay. Casadei Stepangevich. I'm not sleeping in the sex dungeon.

Just so you know. Well, the other room has infrared, not infrared, it's UV lighting, so it kills the vampires. Oh, he has UV vampire-killing lighting? UV vampire lighting.

Is this true? It is. Look at him. He's laughing.

I have stayed in that room, too. All right, so wait a minute. I've stayed in the UV room. All right, so there are silver bullets inside the house, right?

No, there aren't. Yes, there are. There are. So we can take care of werewolves, right?

Right. There are ultraviolet LEDs, right? So we can take care of vampires, right? We got those two covered.

Got those two covered. Right. But as I've explained to my wife, if we get invaded by aliens, there's nothing we can do. Just give up.

Oh, yeah, 'cause there's nothing special for aliens. There's nothing-- You don't have a laser built on-- How do you fight the grace? You can't. It's impossible.

Totally impossible. What about the reptilian people? Well, those would be aliens, aren't they? They could be aliens.

Maybe it's what the turtles came from. Unless they came from the center of the earth. Is that where they originated from? Oh, the mole people.

Mole people? Mole people. Nothing for them. Okay.

Filthy hooligans from Alex. Alex and Bradleys. You guys who's going to make the filthy hooligans. Filthy hooligans.

It's a barber pole and it's got Indonesian binders. Right. Okay. All right, Atlantic celebrates 30th anniversary with exclusive HVC hot cake fresh out of the oven broadleaf.

Mmm, no one cares. Skip it. Oh, my. I mean, I like HVC, but, mmm, Atlantic?

I don't know. " Wow, wow. Well, good news is I think you're at like 50 minutes, so you've got enough content here. We're doing well here.

I mean, I love the fact you guys can't get past 45 without me. Keanu was talking fast. Yeah, blame it on him. I am blaming it on him.

You're supposed to conduct the show, buddy. He does talk fast. So slow him down. He tried three times, didn't matter.

I saw, I mean, look, I saw the clips. He was getting, he, he felt like he could be me. I think that's what you want. That's what happened, Palmer, wasn't it?

You're like, you know what? I'm going to be, I'm going to be the grandpa. His phone keeps going off. It's yours.

Oh, it's my laptop over there. Yeah, it's yours. My laptop. He thought that he was going to be me.

He's like, you know what? But I'm going to yell at somebody and see how it feels, and nothing happened. All right, now it's time for the industry's favorite game, What's the Score? You guys suck at this.

That was terrible. Well, you stopped talking halfway through. Come on, give me something real. I need imagery here.

I need excitement. Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Now, it's time for the industry's favorite game.

What's the score? I did it exactly the same both times. Can you predict a cigar score from a half-wheel review before it's revealed? Now, I'm never putting the camera on you again.

We'll give you clues. You make your guess as the review unfolds, the answer gets closer. Or does it? Or does it?

I won't edit out Burk-Reicher's bad language. The closest guest wins. It hurts your wallet. It doesn't hurt mine.

I don't care. It doesn't hurt mine, I don't care. It doesn't hurt your wallet. I don't care.

You don't get the money either. I'm already poor. Greg, you want to hit the button? There you go.

Let's play What's the Score? What's the Score? Give him the fireworks. He hates it, but he doesn't get the fireworks.

That's right. August 31st, 2026, Charlie Monado is the reviewer. It's a Redux, Rocky Patel, The Edge Anniversary 20th Torum. Rocky!

Still thinks he needs the accent. Be much better. Hello. Uh, 84, 88.

Oh, is that, that's his move. That's his, that's his standard opening thing. Cigar Reviews, Rocky Patel, The Edge, Anniversary, 20th Toro, from Honduras, Factory, El Parizio, Wrapper, Ecuador, Sumatra Seed, Binder, Honduras, Habano, Filler, Honduras, and Panama. Length, 6x52, it's round, it costs $12, and they smoked one because it's a Redux.

I like that you guys had Keanu say "Naz" too, for "Naz". "Naz" was his name? Yeah. We used to say "Naz".

"Naz". And he was saying it with a weird accent, too. " You know he's from California. He didn't know who.

Yeah, did you know that? Who? Oh, Keanu? Yeah.

That explains a lot. Yeah, you didn't know either. He's so surprised none of us knew. Yeah.

I had no idea. Eighty-four. Eighty-eight. Full-bodied flavor.

Oh, clue number one. Clue number one. Rich, full-bodied flavors of milk, chocolate, caramel, wood, and minerals create a bold, well-balanced opening. Eighty-five.

You know what's interesting? You said that that cigar was like $12, right? Yeah. Like, we used to sell that cigar.

This is the 20th anniversary, though. though is it's an Ellie yeah yeah all right okay 88 clue number two the cigars aged characters showed nicely with thick rounded flavors and generally solid construction throughout the three-hour smoke my lord 85 stick it with it I'm gonna go a little higher I'm gonna go 89 does he do anything else in that three hours or is he just smoking like I don't understand it it is what it is it's been I've been that way for years. That's a long time to sit there and just... I've never smoked a cigar that takes three hours.

Smoke and write notes. Yeah. Does he set a timer? He's gotta have a stopwatch.

If he's like, you know, actually documenting this was the total smoke time, or at least noting the hour. How does he do anything else? Right, I mean, if he reviews two cigars a day, that's it. " What are you doing right now?

And if he says yes, I'm going to send him nasty messages so that it bothers him and he gives bad reviews. He gives bad reviews. That's a great idea. Like, what are you smoking?

And if he says a brand or something that I think is mean, I'm going to be like... We need him on the show. You're a terrible person. You're a terrible person.

That would be good, I think. Yeah. He's pretty funny. He is, actually.

He's very entertaining. Maybe next PCA will grab him and have him on the show. He's been burning through our AI lately on the site. What does that mean, burning through our air?

It means he heard it costs money to use. Yeah, he's been asking questions. This is a very expensive Tuesday. Yeah.

Oh, my. All right, clue number three. com. Oh, my.

Limited edition. Limited edition. All right, the clue number three, the extremely slow combustion rate in three hours dragged down the experience requiring multiple touch-ups The Cigar Feel Unnecessarily Long. Mmmmm, mmmmm, 84, 85.

Final thought. Many of the cigars we review offer more interesting flavors than what I found from the Rocky Patel The Edge Anniversary 20th Toro, but a few make it as easy to taste the flavors as this cigar did. While there were plenty of times when I had to think about what exactly I was picking up, I never had to go searching for flavors. A process that involves really isolating my mind to a specific flavor or place in the past.

Call it to investigate further. He sits there for just the three hours. He literally sits there. It sounds like he's more reviewing his thought process than he is reviewing the cigar at this point.

I mean, he has to put his mind into a special place, so he isn't doing something else. Open up his third eye. " Looking back at my original review, it's interesting to see how many of the same flavors were present, Though I'm struck by just how much fuller this cigar was. That's especially interesting because my concern ending the review was that the cigar would get too mild with time while the individual flavors may be less.

Alright, we're gonna skip through some of this. Oh, that's the end. The overall profile got amped up in the humidor. - Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

- Eighty-nine. Wow! What a jump! What a jump!

I'm gonna go 88. It's 89. Oh! On the money!

Bam! Go for the original score, Greg. Come on, you can do it. So you can run the fireworks.

88? It's gotta be like an 80... 91. Alright, so it went down.

I didn't even get to guess. Holy shit, dude. Oh, well, you already won! Wow!

You blew it. And you won. No fireworks for you. No fireworks.

Set 'em off anyway. Set 'em off anyway. Set 'em off. Just set 'em off.

He did yesterday. His boots won yesterday. No, I got the second one. Oh, yeah, right.

Wow. It's two for Tuesday. I'm just gonna set off the fireworks and waste more money. All right, Michael.

Take us out. No. Don't take us out yet. I wanted to share something with you guys that I found out yesterday.

So, on the 25th, we've got this DE event that we're doing, right? Right. We're going to be one of the first retailers that's going to have access to these really, really cool knives. But also, in addition, they're doing a limited edition Calibre.

Calibre? Yes. So, yeah, we're going to have those cigars here, too. I thought it was pretty cool that we're going to be one of the first to have access to it.

One of the first ones, huh? Yeah. Well, how'd they screw up and give us that? " - Is Willie coming for the event in September?

- He might. He said that he may alter his schedule and come for that event. I love that guy. I do too.

I really like Willie. He's an incredible person. Yeah. He really is.

Super good dude. He's my Duolingo partner. Oh, you Duolingo? Yeah.

The two of you. I'm dueling. Yeah, I nudge him all the time. Lingo.

You better do your Spanish. How about that? Yep. Like and subscribe wherever you want to listen to the show.

He's your amigo? I'm sorry? He's your amigo, Duolingo. Amigo is Spanish for friend?

Yes, Palmer. It's a bummer. I mean... Sorry.

Please continue. com, a Cigar Hustlers podcast. And thank you very much for your time. We hope we provide a great edutainment for you today on this great Wednesday.

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Show Notes

On todays show The Butt Sniffer Has Been Caught Again!  Baby Goats Can Kill Ya! And Finally justice for Tupac!  Then in cigars we got many new cigars coming!