Chet and Palmer Show Episode 92 Camera Shy
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So 92 92.
Dear Jen Palmer.
We have questions.
We do have questions.
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Nice.
Good Josh, then that guy.
All right, let's keep it in the
happy hour, eight weirdo student
to it are doing a new Happy.
Our chat new Happy.
Are you happy?
Okay, okay, so tell me what
we're doing is.
We've drink expensive liquor?
Well yeah, we've drank middle of
the road linking middle of the
road.
We've drank expensive.
Beer.
Very expensive, beef drank.
Very cheap.
Very what's win expensive be
right?
Mr. Chetty, we have never drank
and expensive liquor.
Middle of the street.
We've done whistleblower
curbside, liquor, we're doing
the curbside like we're doing
the curb so.
Okay, so we can find it.
So we're not quite in the
street, we're still in the car.
I know we're in a curve tonight,
way in the current income by
drinking Gulf Crest, Spiced Rum.
So, it just sounds so serious.
Today, we golf Crest.
Spiced, rum from ABC Liquor,
it's 799 a bottle.
Okay, gang and much cheaper than
anything, am I?
Even on sale.
I mean, if you want to get a
cheap drunk going, that's it's
described as a private label for
ABC by a brand name distiller,
who does not want to save him
very well.
I wonder why not sweet sugar
notes makes this rum a great
mixer mixer for cocktails.
No, apparently they do not
recommend that you drink this
lovely.
Then a glass bottle.
Mmm, do not drink a smile.
I want you to drink it straight.
Right?
Well, you know what, for our
listeners we are drinking is
we're going to try a straight
and then we all Have sodas that
we are good, we'll see where it
goes.
Because this is what we do.
We go through the pain so what
if it's delicious though?
And then the maker the maker is
like damn we should have put our
name on that, it could be never
know in a pre-show meeting that
you were not available for
b-dawg.
A myself, the world's greatest
podcast interns absolutely has
access to Army Base liquor.
Of course, it does hardly you
can get a gallon of vodka for
$5.
Dude, he flies as Eagles in,
that's right.
And snatch up a gallon of vodka
and they bring them back to us
and they just and boom.
All right, so well, very well
trained diesels.
You thought I forgot.
I never forget.
And never forget you dog over
there with this Flying Eagles.
I'll remember the stupidest shit
was logo, right?
I have to admit his call sign
should be like.
B-dawg.
Let's work that out.
All right, whatever.
Do they even make a noise
Eagles?
I'm sure that I'm sure they do.
Change noise.
I make nice-nice As always, I
can't find them.
I think the noisemakers Merica
Welcome to the Jen Palmer.
Happy hour, grab your server
order yourself, some very
inexpensive liquor and let's get
ready to have a hangover and
pass out then probably regret
every cision we've ever made.
From this point forward.
Yes, that's our lease.
Oh God, I gotta go.
Oh, is it that bad?
And I've named smelly hit.
Well, it reminds me of rubbing
alcohol.
There's your dog is right, it
smells like glue.
Yes.
All right, you gotta toast.
I do my friend.
You ready, you ready?
Friend Eagle, man.
Big Paw me ready.
And right, here's the overcoming
shyness by getting, so wrapped
up in something.
You forget to be afraid.
Boom, is it dog?
We go.
Oh god.
Oh, it smells like rubbing
alcohol.
I'll be don't know.
Be talking Eagles over there
dying.
Listen, is surprisingly smooth.
Oh yeah, it's almost got a
buttery.
Are you camera dirty camera over
there?
Taking the control room.
We can see him on the monitors.
I mean it does have a smooth but
it glue aftertaste.
It's very smooth and buttery.
When you first, when you first
drink it it is very then then it
turns to turpentine and in
cigarette Ash got the battery
starting like my throat goes to
0.
Oh wow.
If you were to have heartburn,
this would almost be comparable
to drinking Jack Daniels if you
had you know because if you get
heartburn, nurses that work.
I don't know what that was so
nice.
It's and then it comes back up.
I don't Oh, I'm not taking
another step.
You crazy.
I'll be honest, the second sip.
Yeah, is 100 times better than
the first.
Okay, here we go.
Serious.
But now like right now I'm
getting that turpentine anything
on the side of my tongue right
now?
Yeah.
But it tastes better than the
first, but I got to tell you.
It hard buttery the first time
not doing it anymore.
All right, let's see.
I mean, they did say it's a mix,
why are you with the profession,
right?
That's why they get paid to do
what they what they do?
Oh my Lord.
Who I'm?
I already feel it.
Coursing through my blood, I'll
get a little My ears are getting
more 900, that's only 70, proof
78, 35 percent, alcohol by
volume, 70 proof.
I mean, rum with natural
polymers and caramel color.
It's like it's like seven
dollars.
It'll get you there right?
I mean, right, right?
A little bitty baby, I get it
right.
All right.
Let's get into it.
It's a problem.
It is a problem.
It's a problem for me.
I'm even I brought it up to
Becky and she was like, oh my
God, this is, that's such a good
subject and I was like much,
like, cuz let's see.
Okay, I don't want to get into
it.
But okay, let's do it will do.
This is a good moment and then
we'll expand God's plain.
Why it sure why we're doing
Sonny?
Okay today, we're doing a way
where this are you read that?
Turn around that Jennifer fake
steak.
Okay, first was a general Riggs.
Take it away with a fitnah with
Fitness, Fitness with fixie take
it away or maybe we don't, we're
not exactly sure.
So we'll find out Hey guys.
Jennifer here for the Chuck
Palmer show and welcome to my
closet.
Today's edition of fixed fitness
will be to talk about your
shoes.
One of the main factors in a
good lift or a good run or a
good multifunctional workout is
your Footwear.
So I tend to gravitate towards
more of a flat shoe, a Converse
a Nike metcon or a Vans, if I'm
going to do a lift because you
can see how flat the shoe is.
So what that does is allows your
foot to grab the ground solidly.
So you're basically going to if
your hand was your foot, you're
able to secure your foot onto
the floor, to be able to get a
secure stable solid.
Left.
And also will give you that
linear stability, especially if
you're doing a squat.
If you're doing deadlifts, if
you're keeping your feet
stabilized onto the onto the
ground, whether you have a shoe
on or a shoe off, you get a
solid lift from your hamstring
up to your glutes.
Another specific shoe type from
a running perspective, walking
running any type of interval
training or hit training.
These are the athletic
propulsion.
And you can see, you wouldn't
want to wear this shoe for
lifting because it curves up,
this is more of a athletic shoe
and all-around shoe.
I wear these for treadmill work,
elliptical work biking, outdoor
biking, cycling, Or a Nike shoe,
this one is not a Nike metcon
but is pretty solid flat on the,
on the bottom.
So it could be used for lifting.
But if this is an all-around
trainer that I typically keep
for just cardio.
So also there Pumas are good
shoes for outdoor, athletic
activities or cardio, hit
cardio, interval cardio.
So take that Consideration.
The next time you're getting
ready to do a workout, your shoe
type style flat or not.
Flat.
Definitely comes into play.
With what you plan on doing for
the day.
Remember, if you're lifting
power lifting, you want a flat
sold shoe Vans neck, nike.com
Converse would be a good source
if you were doing cardio, hit
cardio, interval cardio,
elliptical biking.
Any type of shoe, you want a
more all-around transverse,
transverse shoe that supports
the movement of the foot from
running jogging.
Any types of those things.
And that is the segment for
today, guys.
I hope you have a fantastic rest
of your Wednesday and I'll talk
to you next time.
Thanks.
Hey, how about Footwear tonight?
I know proper Footwear to wear
when you working out or
division, they weren't cheap
rum.
Hmm.
All right.
We gotta do Jen Palmer.
Okay, you're chatting Palmer.
Yes, be dogs.
I am be dog.
I'm an educated attractive 24
year.
Woman who hasn't dated much
home, no photos right now.
Yeah, I'm eager to break out of
my shell.
I'm gonna burp, the rummy
rolling.
It's it's so hot.
Even with the coke, it leaves
the blue little buttery it
burned on the roads coming up,
doesn't it?
Did ya.
Oh, what we do for you baby?
I think I'm going to take some
monkey cult.
Granules wealthy and put it.
Whoa.
I manage get attractive 24 old
woman, it hasn't dated much, I'm
eager to break out of my shell
and start putting myself out
there, but I'm afraid my shyness
may take me on.
They make me unapproachable, how
do I strike up a pleasant
conversation with a cute guy at
the gym or a friendly?
Customer work?
It looks easy in the movies.
But this is real life.
I don't want my awkwardness to
hold me back.
Have you written anything about
this?
Can you give me some tips on how
I can bring myself to be more
sociable sign?
Perpetual novice in Minnesota?
Hmm, back to to please.
Well, you have any tips for this
young lady?
I do.
It's a, it's a more.
You do it, the more you
practice, the better, you get at
it, right?
None of us were good when we
were younger and younger easier,
right?
I'm much more comfortable.
Upstairs in the register then I
am an event walk around the
floor.
Which is crazy to me because I
think like I'm the opposite.
When I first started here, I was
nervous as shit behind the
register because it's like, oh
my God, they're going to ask me
questions.
I got to learn how to use this
thing and it's like, yeah, but
Dad.
And I'm talking that's a
situation or something where you
have standard answers.
You know, you say hello and they
come in true.
Yeah, some of the, you know, I
have the same thing I use
everybody.
So hey, welcome to Cigar house
or anything.
I'll be fine.
All right, I'm okay.
Okay, change your mind.
Let me know.
I'm right out here.
But the minute they go.
Oh, I'm fine, how are you today?
Palmer here like at that point,
they're supposed to work under
the Human Rights Act.
No, no we're not supposed to be
about.
Yeah, no, no interaction.
Here you go.
When you come out, I say and
then I ring you up and you
leave, huh?
All right, all right, it's just
easy peasy.
No pz, no interaction, gz,
whatever this.
Yes, I I still think it's just
the more you do it.
The better you get at it.
She's 24.
How much more times could she
doing?
She just got to get out there
and start talking to people.
I don't know what I meant,
that's her hard part.
I know that she has to get out
of her comfort zone.
There's no other answer may be
fighting organization, where you
have something similar in common
like cigars, like we all do
cigars, so it's easier to talk
about cigars.
Sure.
Yeah, but if she's that worried,
she's gonna have an issue.
No matter where she goes.
Well, yes, hostage Jing being an
extrovert.
So no matter what it is, if it's
cigars or whatever introvert do
more - I don't think so.
No.
It is, it's right here in this
paper right now, we're going to
read next.
Yes, it is.
And to her to someone who's
afraid to go out in public,
someone who shies someone, who's
afraid, how people see them once
they're already out sure, but it
still makes them worried like
her.
She doesn't know what to do.
She's probably does.
She's afraid to go out and get
it.
Go out and talk to people.
So she's probably just staying
home, which is going to turn her
into an introvert.
So I think side people can
become introvert, maybe she just
goes out but doesn't talk to
people.
I think that's People to yeah.
But that's even more Awkward to
me.
Like, how could he go the rest
of the show?
Young lady.
You will get some tips here?
Yeah, maybe, I mean, I don't
really know other than like,
you're just opposite of shot.
Go out more.
I mean, I used to be shy, I
used, not not shy, but But I
never really, but like, there's
things that I put with that kind
of equate it to shyness, like
being afraid to speak in front
of people being afraid to
perform in front of a group of
people.
Like I showed horses when I was
really young and I got really
good at it.
So I was traveling everywhere
and like in these big shows and
I would get so nervous before
the show like I was running to
the toilet like talk though.
No.
But it was still being out in
front of a A ton of people,
right?
And like a bunch of people
watching and stuff like that.
And I would just get so freaking
nervous.
And then it wasn't until
probably like college was when I
had to take the Symposium class,
which I brought it up before
Otti speaking.
Yeah.
And that really, they almost
made it so nerve-wracking,
right?
They purposely invited like
other classes.
So we were in this Symposium
room with like, 400 people.
Oh, and we had to get on stage
by ourselves.
Do a whole thing on whatever
subject we're talking about.
And I think they make it so
nerve-wracking that you shit in
your Pants all the way up into
the point.
You get it and then when you're
done you're like holy shit.
I did it right.
You know what I mean?
But that was that like a
prepared speech thing you had to
do.
Well kind of a symposium is like
a cue a thing like you bring up
stuff.
You talk about a subject.
People are allowed to ask, you
questions.
I could do.
So you really don't know what
you're going to talk about,
right?
Really.
I mean so you can't really sort
it out.
You know, you can't just write
your playlist out and talk about
things, but I think the point of
that class Is, was they make you
so nervous and make you so
scared about it that when you do
it, they're like see, was it
that hard and now wasn't it
really wasn't?
It was just overcoming that
fear.
It's terrifying.
Yeah, point right?
Like, oh, this was easy.
Right.
And I still get like that with
stuff.
Everything anything with DJing
with anything I get nervous.
But to me, it's a way of being
over-prepared because I got make
myself nervous.
So I over prepare.
So that I'm ready.
It's like if I didn't In here
and prepare for this, the notes
and stuff.
Yeah.
And just came and winged it when
we tried it for a few shows.
Yeah.
And you could tell the
difference and you know, the
beginning to where we are now
guideline, right?
So I think it helps you.
So maybe I don't know.
Maybe that's something.
Maybe you need some maybe she
needs to make some little notes
in her pocket and besides it
things to say and yeah, also a
pretty drink when he wouldn't
hurt either free drinks, they'll
always tell it's always a good
nicely injuries, always help.
It's lost but Yeah, have a sip
or so and maybe that helped me
as a young and because I drank
so much so I was always drunk.
So maybe that was what made me,
you know, do silly shit in front
of people.
Not be afraid, you know.
Not be so shy to do things,
right?
I don't know.
It's tough.
I don't know because it is
tough.
It's like, you know, where
people get emotional and stuff
for no reason.
What's it called?
Let's talk about anyway.
Are you getting nervous?
No, no, I just I don't
understand it.
Like I don't understand being an
introvert or being anxiety
anxiety.
Like I don't, I don't get it.
Oh, excuse me, tightly it, true,
that stuff is strong, the rum, I
don't understand like it burns
all that stuff.
So, the whole being nervous part
or being shy.
I'm probably microphone is kinda
the taking it down, and put it
back up for the other show.
It's driving me crazy.
I heard because I get it.
Perfect.
And then, it'll be messed up
again.
Although I'm digging mine right
now.
It's like perfect, like, see ya
use worked out?
Well, didn't you?
It's the second time I've said
before, this one example, right?
I think I love my seat up
higher.
You know, you do.
We're in such a rush because it
was just chaos.
I think you didn't get.
The booster seat is of the
cushion, type of cushion off.
I can't stand that cushion.
I feel lady just practice makes
perfect.
Apparently, it's all we got for
ya.
It's all right.
I'm sorry.
I'm unprofessionally.
If you listen to the rest of the
show, Maybe.
One else?
Yeah, will spark something or
something.
So absolutely, I think so I
wrote on the table, you can't
even tell.
All right, so we're gonna move
on.
Let's do it.
Tonight's topic is shyness.
Yes.
Now, the reason I decided to
choose is my wife and I had a
fight last week because she says
I'm really shy around her
friends, but here I'm fine.
But you can't really compare the
two.
I keep telling ya, butt your
butt but here is such a small
and I know you're going to get
into it but it's such a smaller
equation.
Right here, I see you guys.
All this, it's Mikey, me boots.
Greg I told her you'd also if
there's an event wiping during
the event, honey, I'm emptying
trash around talk to people.
I know, I don't talk to
strangers, right?
Very much.
All right behind the register
again, I'm not making
announcements.
I'm not doing any of that stuff,
right?
Right.
And I told her I go look at your
friends that have gotten to know
me you know she's got a handful
of friends and I mean they all
like me so I could do was let me
let me meet these people so you
got to do it.
I know I'll get past it.
Yeah, I mean I think you become
you get over it quick, right?
But the initial thing is I'm in,
I'm terrible with small, talk,
the hair.
That's that's, that's some
questions I have in here.
But it is, it's like it's
terrible because what do they
want to know?
What I had for lunch, right?
I think it's being, I think you
don't have to be A shy to have
shy Tendencies.
Yeah.
Like I have tried Tendencies.
I hate small talk.
I hate some.
I don't want to jibber jabber on
the phone.
I want it.
I want it quick, right?
John.
Yeah, as right.
I don't need the backstory.
Give me what happened and then
we're done.
I come in.
I owe my son, Connor all the
time.
I don't need to know what you
had for lunch, how they made the
sandwich.
The fact is you had a sandwich,
the small, you know, you come in
somewhere and you're like, hey,
how you doing?
Haven't seen you in forever.
Good, I'm doing great.
How have you been?
I'm good.
Great split ways, right?
Yeah, the way you know my my
hemorrhoids kicked in last week
and today because the spring
him, don't hit him with the
lawnmower.
And I'm sitting here back in a
way as they're talking like.
Well, that's it.
See what other people are small.
Everything.
Like I don't want to hear that
stuff.
So they don't hear my stuff,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
I try not to get like I catch
myself.
Elf all the time.
Try like over talking to people
and it's like, you know, I
should shut up and just let them
talk and listen, you know, and
it's just because a when I'm
done talking they're going to
start talking and I'm not
interested.
Exactly.
So why am I creating this
conversation to make them think
I'm interested, her friends are
all teachers, you know, they
start talking about, you know, a
little Johnny wear that outfit
the other day that nobody like,
right didn't see little Johnny,
let alone know who know we're
talking about monkey cult Tolls
and Angela and stuff like that.
Talk about cigars Angel.
But she smoked cigars.
I don't teach kids right?
Yeah.
Oh that's a tough one buddy.
Yeah so anyway what is shiny
shyness and introversion are not
the same thing and to Virgin
Queen.
You see the world through an
interior lens, you look to your
feelings and thoughts to make
decisions and extrovert looks
outward to the environment and
others around them shyness.
Means, you feel uncomfortable
and awkward around others or if
you are, receiving attention.
You are particularly worried
about what others think of you.
Meaning, you can be shy type and
an extrovert, or an introvert.
Okay?
That makes sense, then.
Yes.
Because I do think that I walk,
I fi balance both very well,
right?
I'm shy, but, or I'm not dry.
I'm not shy, but I love being at
home, right?
Like I, there's right.
You'd rather be at home than
outright, but if you're out, you
can function, but of them out,
I'm all your out, I'm in it, I'm
in it, right?
But I step foot at home boy,
shyness in adults is far more
common than you might realize as
a younger, as a yougov survey of
thousands of British adults 57%
saw themselves.
A shy and some people get or
just fine as their shine is only
affects certain areas of the
lies in a manageable way.
You might, for example, be shy
with public speaking or meeting
strangers, but have a strong
group of friends and feel at
ease with a job that isn't
affected by this, which shyness
becomes a problem shyness
becomes an issue.
If it holds us back or affects
our ability to cope.
For example, if you see a career
suffering struggling to make
friends, wait if you see your
career suffering or struggling
to make friends or constantly
feel alone, And disconnect it is
also a problem if causing other
mental health issues, it can
look like the following.
Hmm.
So I can talk in front of
people, if I have something I'm
supposed to be saying, right?
Or somebody ask me questions.
But I don't know if I could
just, you know, walk in and
unless I have something like,
okay, for example, I did the
distinguish ruffian bdp or they
do the zoom thing but it gives a
cigar maker on and then you sit
there for two hours and talk to
the right people, okay?
Questions and answers was not a
problem and then it got quiet
because I all started talking to
themselves, right then, I told
the story about how I got the
name of bdp, right?
So then it picked up again,
okay?
It goes in, they had more
questions.
So I just had to cut, keep
thinking, oh, and then I made
fun of my key for, like, 45
minutes to an hour.
So that's Easy.
That's that was fine.
That's a grill, right?
So that was okay.
But then I got quiet again.
It's like so it's been two hours
like, well, I hope you guys
enjoyed the show.
I'm gonna go, you guys, enjoy
its introduction about whatever
you're drinking, how cold it is.
Then I left.
It's crazy to me like I get it
right.
I can't.
I know, I know you well enough,
right?
That you people don't even my
wife doesn't because I do this,
right?
And I do the club not but that's
behind a computer right there
all day and and this is, this is
Something that you have done
enough, again, right?
You gotta do it repetition.
I'm only told you're suing me
dog?
Well, yeah, because you're not
there thinking about, right?
3,000 people now set up cameras.
If we did this show say we had
500 people in a live audience,
I'd be problem, I have a problem
with.
Whoo, if when he I mean your
daughter is what very, very
welcome to watch, right?
I have a problem with the
daughters here.
Absolutely, we had a guy come
in.
Well, we did Skip and Rosales.
That's two people right there.
So that's a problem because I I
don't I know they got you have
and then we had another guy come
in who's going to start playing
the guitar upstairs?
He was a fan of Roma craft so he
wanted to sit and watch.
Okay so like oh I know
everybody's watching.
Yeah it gets its Yeah the more
people you add the heavier the
room get.
Yeah.
Right.
I'd like to think I'd perform
okay in that situation but I
don't know.
It makes me uncomfortable the
thought of someone when you
first when you first told me
that the b-dawg.
Yeah the best intern ever that's
coming in.
Yes I was.
Kind of like yeah, when I am I
gonna worry like no, no, I
think, if the am I going to
engage with him or ignore him?
It's like right?
Then after we decided to bring
him in full time right now.
It's like I don't know if I
could do it without him over.
There says he's somebody else
want me to go.
Look at, I can now turn my head.
You know, turn your head and
look over there.
Get a little exercise looking at
the cameras.
Yeah.
Hmm, I'm learning some stuff
going to carry on my friend
Janice related substance abuse
extremely shy.
People are risk of falling into
drug misuse or alcohol
dependency.
These things can be used at a
special lubricant or is a relief
from loneliness and isolation
research.
Also shows that drug and alcohol
can be affected by shy person's
desire to fit in.
Its yield, have a couple of
drinks before the thing. matter
of fact, makes me worried for my
child because she's super shy
know what as a mixer.
This is delicious.
No, it's super buttery.
It's like butter pasta more.
It's good except an unhealthy
relationship shy.
People are also the risk of
being used by others are
confined themselves in broiled
in a bad relationship.
Then other than other than a
little 11 dooba dabble bad
relationships.
That offer little in the way of
affection, or real support,
right?
That's why I had two bad
marriages and I had to wait for
them to ask the divorce.
Me right?
I probably would have stuck it
out, right?
Either way.
If neither one of man's because
he doesn't understand, hmm?
Alright.
And once in ball, always get
that difficulty attaining goals
if it allows shyness to mean we
withhold, our good opinions and
ideas or say nothing.
When others take credit for
them, then we see our career
falter in our little in our life
goals left.
By the wayside Mikey steals my
jokes all the time.
Sure, sure.
Apparently, I don't see him loud
enough or he's the only one to
hear some.
I don't know how that works but
maybe He knows you're going to
be too shy to say him, so he
just he snatches them and runs
with him.
He does Shane isn't over with a
difficulty.
Or we did that one shyness and
adults can also lead to anxiety
and depression.
Instead of University students,
led by a Chinese research team.
Oh, found that shyness loss of a
team and a pressure were all
connected.
What the hell?
When we put up with difficult
relationship, dates wanted the
progress.
We end up alone.
Self-esteem very low.
Self-esteem jinzo's when the
most reported sign.
I have depression, huh?
Internet addiction more.
Modern problems of those are
shyness as internet addiction
and other Chinese study and
middle school students found,
they being shy.
Type led to high risk of
developing, an addiction to
being online.
Because I don't want to talk to
you, man.
That's what they wanted.
They can hide much funnier
online than bro.
Yeah, much funnier.
I'm so much better looking.
Oh yeah, I sound better.
I-i'm still people time ago, I'm
not as cool as that guy, right?
Right, trust me.
My life, is nowhere near as
perfect as I make it appear on
Facebook, right?
I mean, like everyone's like, oh
my God, you just the best of
everything like you?
Yeah that's all we do.
I've ran in your G.
Yeah it's it.
All right now you know idea
popped in a bucket today I'm
driving late never has other
ideas.
My boxers, the white man, you
know, hey why am I so shy?
Why are people share their to
growth evidence that some people
are born predisposed to be shy.
I believe it.
I've been his way my whole life.
Yeah.
Used to be it was the same way
she's super shy.
Most likely develop social
anxiety disorder you know what
Danielle said she has no she has
personality disorder.
Skip personality is she has
borderline personality disorder
now she says yeah because one
minute one minute she wants to
be on the show and next minute
she doesn't supposed to tell her
other job.
She has.
No it does that mean?
She tells me she has a secret
right now.
Everybody should know by now.
Okay.
Hold almost done.
We're gonna get you something.
After you tell us, I went to
study in groups of four year old
develop psychiatrist, core a
parrot, Perez girl found that
certain, I don't know the first
thing with certain children,
avoided interaction, they did.
So even when other children are
friendly to them and invited
them to play, their reluctance
was not a response to being
ignored or challenge, but
instead they, feared inclusion
itself, Perez Edgar track these
children though.
Their adolescence found out.
Many did indeed illallah and
problems talking and I did
Children through adolescence and
found that many did indeed,
develop into habitual shy,
teens, and then into adults.
And what are you going to be
born with it?
I wonder if you can be born with
it then trained out of it or the
opposite not born into it, but
then develop it as you go
because I've you could do it.
The article went on to say that
it like an abuse.
If you had an abusive parent
that can cause you to be shy,
there were men shared, but yeah,
shy scared into being shy.
They yell at, you're always
wrong and that you terrible
person or something cuz I
noticed like, as I'm getting
older, but again, I'm mixing
introvert with shyness like,
right?
Yeah, so yeah.
And a lot of my research was I
kind of tie them both together.
Well, that's okay.
But it's okay because I think
it's going to work out, but I do
as I'm getting older, it's like,
you know, do you want to go out?
I don't know.
Like, I don't, I don't know.
You know, I don't, I don't know
those guys, you know, I don't
know where we're going.
It's like, I like to know that
going, I know.
Right?
Right.
I want those are it.
So I can prepare not like it.
My little act together, say the,
the gray smoke.
For example, right?
I would never go by myself.
No, I wouldn't either I'm in.
I would be okay.
It would be people there.
That I knew, once I got there,
if I got dropped off their, I
would survive it and I will
leave with probably people lie
though right.
But I don't know, I don't yeah,
there's a difference in being
able to to be with your friends
that you're comfortable way
because if it's me and you I can
promise you, I can talk to him
better than if it was just me
correct him not knowing Like a
safety blanket.
So maybe look, that's the Imp.
That's the help.
She needs a lady.
Get a friend and go with a
friend, right?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Wing girl a wing.
Girl, there you go.
We're doing house.
Yeah.
Or a wingman idea.
The wingman that City have
somebody go with you?
Yeah.
Sort of crack the ice for you.
Absolutely.
Hey.
Have you met my friend?
Chet Wright everything.
Yeah.
And I can be the like silly open
one, but, but the problem is the
wing, girl has to know her.
Roll.
Right?
Because chance and I went up
there as many times where I've
been with friends that were like
a little more quiet and I'm
like, boom, boom, boom, and all
of a sudden it's like, Oh wait,
we're buying drinks, right?
Well you know what?
I picked up the yes I got going.
I got poop.
That's how you got all.
You have poop all falls apart on
purpose.
Like in front of her.
Right.
Right, right.
You know what?
Palmer never be a Palmer, never
pooped.
It doesn't have to buy the, I
think a lot of ladies like shy
guys, I don't think they do only
as a project that think they can
change him.
If most shy guys are respectful.
That's tend to be a little more,
right?
Right thank.
Whereas the, you know, the guys
are you, you big broad?
Hey, groovy, yeah.
You know how?
They're all from.
They're all from Jersey from
Jersey.
Yeah, we're shy, guys.
Are, you know, we're Midwest are
like, you know, let me let me
clean.
My cowboy boots off girl, I
don't know.
Hey one more thing to address,
almost everything.
At the king of the ashes or
whatever.
The thing is, you guys do on
Mondays nice.
Is someone brought up to Young,
Danielle.
Why are you not on the show
anymore?
You do not up, you know, she
whipped around and looked at me
and asked me if, you know, if
shoot wait, no, how'd it go?
I don't know.
We were all drinking pretty
pretty.
Yeah, I mean, they were.
Yeah, it's all the photos.
She didn't, she really didn't.
Then I rolled out at 11:00.
I was like, I'm beat the I went
there, straight from work.
I want to Jackhammer ripping up
sidewalk.
So I was beat when I got there.
No intentions to stay until 11
become eleven.
I was like I gotta roll, but
when Danielle got there, didn't
say a word until she later and
she had some beers and then it
was you know, hey I'm never on
charm bar and I said I don't
have to I so just show up
throwing Palmer under the bus?
No, no.
I said just show up I said you
know she can't you just said you
I've no, you don't ask to be on
it.
You have no desire to be on it.
I said it and I'm gonna beggar
could be right.
I said and it's up to Palmer.
You gotta call him and ask him.
And if he says cool just show up
in my thing, my exact words were
if you call him and he doesn't
answer just show up any way to
prove that you want to be on the
show and she said, no, I know.
He doesn't like me so I can shit
and I'm like What am I?
Okay, she just slept with my
house a couple weeks ago.
Watch the dogs again?
No, no, no.
Okay, we have changed the show,
obviously.
She's very big difference is
he's got a new life go.
He's got only life going.
I was going to stuff.
She was, unavailable the last
few times, we asked her, she
doesn't watch the show.
No.
So, just to have her on to have
her on.
It's right.
It's not really necessary.
I love the young lady.
She, she used, and she is a KGB
undercover guy here.
He could literally report to her
everything.
We should everything and all
she'd have to say is b-dawg.
What do they think about me,
right?
And and trust me I can look at
his face, he's not gonna lie.
I'm gonna tell him exactly what
they say.
She doesn't ask, no she died and
I'm not she said over its this
week but she only asked because
somebody comes together and it
was brought up, right?
Because somebody brought to her
attention if nobody metal.
Think I brought it up to her.
Now I heard it was Pedro.
All right.
Pedro asking what it was?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't think that's what Phil
told me.
Yeah, good.
Phil's else thing?
Yeah, maybe it was.
So maybe know, they drove.
Yeah, Phil Dunphy.
Let them bring it up.
So if Pedro had not brought it
up, she would not have asked no,
right?
No, because we were like I want
to talk about this because you
know, I want to tell ya you guys
talk about there was no like
come in want to be on the show.
Gonna be on the show, it wasn't
a hit yet?
Hugs, hugs.
Oh my God, how's the podcast?
I missed it.
So, I miss it so much.
Right.
Okay.
Now we parlay into feelings and
maybe, okay, maybe.
E, you know, you do miss it
right out of that.
It was, wow, you know, it's hard
for me to show up and like you
said, you know, it's not you,
it's me right things right here.
So now she gets to say Palmer,
hates me.
That's why I'm ever on the show
anymore.
Not that you have shown no
interest in the show and you
have nots is a busy girl.
You know, but on in two months
she's a busy girl.
She's got a new life, she's
walking down A New Path and
listen.
I hate to say it but we all did
it.
When we were young we had
things.
We said we were going to do
wanted to be and we got an offer
right there was instant and
gratification right then and
there not thinking in the long
term because I promise you if I
too made some decisions.
I mean, I say that but I
wouldn't be here if I made those
decisions, but the point is
there's she passed out.
She could have been an amazing
beer that she wanted to be.
Yeah, right.
She's a bitch.
She was awesome on that when a
dog has she could have started
her own show like she wanted to
with the haunt thing, right?
She is very knowledgeable and
like the haunt ya, the Halloween
is the scary stuff, the she
could do a, she could travel to
different things and do
something because she is good at
it, right?
But she comes off.
Well, I'm Cameron.
She's not a she does she sounds
good.
You know that I'm talking to the
microphone, right?
But she just doesn't have any
shoes down and she got an offer.
That was really good for her age
and and It's going to be a great
stepping stone.
Because, how many people her age
can say, oh, I have a legit
career at my age, this early on,
as long as she, you know,
follows through with it forever.
So, I mean, you know, it's,
it's, it's the young.
And that's, that's why, first,
the wisdom we hold no ill will
against young ever summer, but I
just said what she does.
Got her blue hair back, I saw
that on Snappy heavy the
Snapchat, I like it.
I love the blue hair blue hair.
Yeah I kind of like the blond
when he was But blonde was nice,
it was difference.
Whether the yeah, it's just,
it's like this blue.
It's like so yeah, yeah, it's
blue.
Yeah, it's awesome blue.
All right questions, I got some
questions.
Kids question question that he
went online and read some email.
Now, what you do and is the
pretty sure we're doing is
concerned, thousands?
If not hundreds of questions
from you, the viewing, Andre And
hundreds of hundreds of hundreds
and things that you all would
like to know from US jet bomber
and be done.
Be dog.
Here we go, here we go.
All right.
So shaira people shy, ra people
got you, from Lonesome Town,
Texas.
Now that up from loads and of
now that I'm older, I notice, I
give zero fucks about stuff for
or situations, but the younger
me was shy around people.
I didn't know you guys ever.
I feel so shy.
I stopped you from doing
something like any particular,
something that it stops your the
wise.
I don't know if I could think of
it the two please.
I don't I don't know what I'm
sure the words have some point
there was other thing.
Like I would like to do a little
videos on Instagram and stuff,
right?
Just had to do, you know that's
time consuming.
It's not huge.
I can promise you.
These people that are out.
When people go, oh, your Tick
Tock famous.
That's a lot of work.
It's a lot of ways, a lot of
dedication wear 24/7, videoing
yourself.
Editing, right?
Mixing sound effects.
When they go, smash that like
button and it goes but all
right.
You know, it's a lot of work.
It's a lot of work.
Is that Simon?
I want to do that stuff.
I I would love to do it and I
want to do it but right which
were used to do.
Middle-aged man tip of the week,
right?
We couldn't even work.
Daddy, that is on a regular
basis and we just had to show up
15 minutes before we did the
show.
Now, we're showing up flinging
indoors running high but our
shirts Island and the show has
gotten progressively.
Later right.
Hey guys, it's like we used to
do it.
That's when you worked upstairs
to though.
Yeah, we used to it like after
the meeting or something.
No, we've never.
Our show is always always like
8:30.
Yeah.
I guess like I would never get
home till after 10:00 11:00.
Middle-aged man tip of the week
after the meeting.
Yeah.
After the meeting we go outside
sit, outside we go in the
bathroom right now.
I don't get to see you a
fraction of time I used it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right.
The only thing, the only thing I
remember like giving Yup.
Because of my shyness.
I don't even know if it was
shyness or anxiety was a big
item, pretty big DJ opportunity,
right?
Because going to play for a
very, very large festival.
And I freaked out and I didn't
go actually supposed to do a DJ
thing upstairs last month, but
not a venture that was coming.
This Friday here.
Ya, are you doing the Jack
tranya one?
I believe.
So that's it was when you were
doing last month he did last
month for well.
Yeah just wow.
This is This is March now.
Technically he didn't do it in
February feathers, one by one
beginning of February.
This is one of the 17th you were
doing was that the cut and light
with any been turned into?
A cud lined out of here because
I wasn't going to do it for
cutting light.
I'm like that's that's a lot of
work for just, you know, people
sitting around cutting lighten.
Oh, I'm glad you doing this
Friday.
If you are doing this, yeah,
this Friday I'm definitely doing
it.
What about you?
You ever his shyness ever?
Keep you from doing something?
No, he'll know where it is.
I don't give I give Let's do it.
All right, here we go.
Ava from Orange City, Florida,
land again, you're ready.
Gotta get ready.
This is a pretty good one.
All right away, even from Orange
City.
Why did the duck admit himself
into the very popular drug rehab
program?
That superstars?
Admit themselves in the wording
was literally quackers.
He was followed from using too
much quack, he was fouled.
He was fouled from using too
much quack.
Okay, waterfall and 70 around?
I'm sure that one way, oh man.
Alright, and then I made this
one up, why was the very shy
priest able to give an amazing
wedding speech and vows at the
wedding, Because you write it
off as phone because it's right.
That was me because it has an
alter ego.
Wow.
All right, here we go.
Anita farting house from
tightsqueeze Virginia.
I swear, I get these in the
email.
This is Annie farting house from
what?
Anita vertical, some
tightsqueeze Virginia, tight,
squeeze Virginia.
Yeah.
My husband very small town.
My husband mentioned to me the
other night.
As I was getting ready, that my
clothes were getting tight.
Approximately, how many days
should I wait for him to awaken
from his coma?
Five, five days, five days, five
days, probably after five days.
Definitely need to call
somebody.
I mean, at that point.
Is it coma?
Or is it murder?
I did.
He drive at that point?
I mean, do you really want to
murder someone over just a, you
know, maybe what.
Maybe he met.
You wash the clothes and they
shrunk?
Yeah.
Any chance to explain.
Yeah, your clothes are tight
guys.
Tighten up.
Man is just some things you
shouldn't shouldn't say.
Let's say that's your wife.
Jesus.
All right, Willie.
Willie, eat mute Willie, eat me
out, I'll take a Willie, eat me.
A hug from lovely ladies.
New Jersey love.
Ladies from love, ladies, New
Jersey will eat me out from
loveladies.
New Jersey.
I've done some crazy things to
lose a few pounds.
Didn't eat for a week when out
of cabbage, diet.
Atkins diet, Etc.
What hell's cabbage diet?
Really make you poop.
Yeah, you're getting zero
protein from nothing, right?
I'll just have it to pile up.
What's the craziest thing you
did or heard of someone doing to
lose some excessive baggage.
I got divorced twice.
Hey that's the best way to chop
off the pounds.
Had a lot of baggage.
Yeah, there you go.
You beat me to that one.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
How many times you been
divorced?
Be dog.
Oh, and he's a rookie.
He's a rookie.
That's once all your fresh.
He's a wrecking friends.
Yeah, hopefully good.
God bless.
You've never been divorced, but
you know, doesn't mean I even
left some ladies behind.
I thought the same with the laws
about all this true.
You gonna give up what I'm just
worried about.
My jacket back.
My shit twice.
I'm down to a quarter of my shit
is Greg like somebody.
I'm like I just I just want my
jacket bags.
Can I get my jacket back that
was left in your trunk?
And yeah I lost a hat one time
in a one-night stand I'd really
like to have that hat back.
Baseball hat.
You know it she picks it up and
puts it on backwards way out the
door you going.
Oh yeah you look so cute.
No yeah I'm sure my honey take
your hat off and put it on.
It's done it fit.
Perfect.
You know, form to the head and
it right back in the front.
There we get that I've been
there.
Done that.
Not not that.
But I was wrong, Facebook
friends, with her on Facebook.
Now, my messenger I've asked you
for the head, she has no idea
what I'm talking about.
Apparently was a bigger deal to
me that her.
Wow, that reminds me from a ski
company.
The white logo is blue.
I've no idea what you're talking
about.
Your mind me, George Costanza,
that I left my house.
I Want My Hat.
It's my hat.
I deserve it back.
It was a one-night stand.
Hey, boy, Mrs. Nellie from peep
Tom, Iowa time when I have to
give a speech, wait times.
When I have to give a speech or
something, I feel like I need to
break the ice or do something to
get me out of the fear of
talking in front of others if
you deal with that.
Also, what's a trick, you use
say to do your podcast to get
ready for a speech or perform
etcetera.
What's some tricks?
You do to get over it during
this battle.
They always help you have
something to read.
Yeah, it's just a memory we kind
of went over that like the note.
So I work for From right, like
an egg Greg's wedding.
I mean, that was that was tough
for me to do but I had something
to read.
Hmm.
And at least remember those key
points that you're talking
about, right, right?
Yeah.
That was the best man in a
wedding.
So, I had to give a speech in
this wedding was massive Ozzy.
I would have had it written out.
Oh, I kind of had some notes,
but I kind of knew what I was
going with.
Yeah, so I got up and I was
freaking out.
I was like, and I told people I
was like, look, I'm nervous as
shit.
Or break the ice on and do some
magic.
And I literally, I was like, I'm
so nervous.
I'm you do magic?
I did.
That's Peggy house.
I'm gonna do some magic so I was
like hmm.
See this?
Oh and I went and then I did one
of these I'd avoid you don't
know how not really like and it
worked.
People were cracking the fuck I
did like four or five of those
things and people were cracking
up so that I went right into my
speech thing and it was like It
came off funny, everybody's
always good people like that.
You get them laughing that makes
you laugh, right?
Right then if you screw up, it's
funny.
You know it's not so serious.
Like I'm not the kind of guy to
give a speech Manuel.
When we were younger together in
seven, you gave me a ride home
and then I, we were roommates
and you moved me from El
Salvador and live with you.
And I've always appreciated you
brought that girl on from 30
minutes later it's like, yeah.
Everybody's like, yeah, I know
I'ma get into it and be done
kind of person so that there was
a lady.
The the maid of honor, the gave
the speech at Greg's wedding,
never heard.
It was long, talk about her dead
husband but when they met
nothing that Alex did during the
hurricane I helped save her
life.
Yeah.
Oh my word I checked out it dead
husband again, I don't know.
It was Gregg's best man.
Mikey.
What do you say?
He just sort of winged it.
I don't know.
And then ended abruptly.
Yeah.
Yeah, he said he was going to
wing it and he talked about a
couple of things then.
Okay, good, it was about making
him uncomfortable.
Yeah.
His life is to make him
uncomfortable so that he can
your, at the experience, new
things in life.
So I'm glad that Alex can now be
the one to make you
uncomfortable and I'm out any
room and everyone's like he's
doing that that's all done,
right?
And out of nowhere, all you hear
is asked about the chickens.
What about the chickens can we
as a man?
Eggs and like people just
started throwing questions.
It was it was, it was hilarious.
It was funny but that my friends
is it and now it's time for
Captain Palmer, please.
Thanks brother.
John's her life in the news and
effects of the Star Wars Tie
fighters.
I love the time thing because I
can just skip over some stuff
and be like, okay, I know where
we're at now.
These are something we have on
the big screen.
We have the clock now projected
up there that we can do it,
what's going on.
Because as having no control
over here, now, I don't know the
time, right.
It's very, very dog.
Trying to give his hand signals
that we're going, we're just
waving back at him half the time
because it's, so he's gone.
More like steal home steel.
Hello, I'm gonna steal her.
Okay, okay, take take second.
All right.
I've no idea what his thought he
starts going, huh.
Oh we're like 312.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't know what that means.
I'm sure.
All right.
Speed Round.
Here We Go.
You ready minutes?
According to the big screen TV.
Oh yeah, we got plenty of time.
Anytime clear jugglers?
Get them gullets synonymous
friend.
I'm gonna - syllabus shyness
sociology shyness.
After Bowl anxiety.
Anxiety.
You ready to go?
I'm ready to go.
Let's go a charitable cause that
you support His support any
charitable causes.
We have about the kids.
It's a great school.
Hello, there's some reason I
knew that.
If I ask this question, I would
get this exact response lines
and I put me on the spot there.
Dude, I put money in the bucket
at Christmas time.
For the lady with the blue
thing.
They named a.
Don't you do that anymore?
Because that doesn't go to them.
That goes and nothing that goes
there.
Goes to a business, goes to the
lady.
And then after all their costs,
and payrolls are paid, that
little percentage finally goes
on in the monkey cold coffee,
their review.
Use Jet and Palmer 10.
The Pediatric Cancer Foundation
is a good organization, give
money to.
They're the only ones that
really, truly use the money for
the research.
According to what they said,
right?
It's almost like a plan that for
that segue.
That's nice.
All right, here we go.
That way that your bag that's
mine?
Yes, finally.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I love it.
What excites you?
Podcast day when you're early.
Hmm, that does very excited.
It's very extremely exciting.
Exciting like be done in six,
tell you the level of excitement
is way higher the walkout at
6:00 instead of I can promise
you, if we watch last week's
show and this week's show, the
energy is like, because we're
like
It's been five times and flows
test, it has.
So we went to the doctor this
morning, right?
And they had, none of the tests
packet.
And I'm like, so you couldn't
call and tell us the reason
capella so we didn't have to pay
the 38 dollar copay thing, the
copay and she said, well no
you're going to, you know, when
they come in, get on the portal
thing and we'll discuss it over
the portal, you won't have to
come back in, but they ended up
giving her shots of something
because, I guess the, while the,
the are right spill steroids are
not as good as theirs, their
direct shot.
Those you very angry.
No.
Not at all.
But, it's like, she's A
completely different person.
She's up and add it and running
around and doesn't sleep like I
wake up at 4:00 in the morning
roll over and she's like she
said her staring at you awake
and I'm like, what are you
doing?
Just like, I'm just, I'm wide
awake.
I should just get up and do
something, you know, she's out
driving around.
She was supposed to be out,
that's not supposed to be doing
nothing.
Right?
But, you know, she's a whole new
person, right?
She's like, I got to get out.
I got a bus These Chains.
So she's out getting some air in
her hair and should never do
that before.
That's not her.
Yeah, so I think her whole life
the past 15 years that I've been
with her, she's been sick.
Oh, and now that she's all
about, she's better.
So now it's like this new
person.
No anxiety, no nothing.
Nothing.
She's fine.
But now, she doesn't sleep.
That's true.
So, now she's sitting there
like, well, because I think
prednisone or whatever else they
got around.
Does that steroids or whatever?
I think.
Does that mean?
Yeah, so she's being careful and
she's hungry a lot.
I don't think you have to eat to
gain weight with that stuff.
No, I think you just breathed
air.
I think it'd be good to get mad
get their gained weight.
Yeah.
Then they you say something
about the clothes being tight
and you never wake up from the
coma, right?
What?
Excites you be dog with sides?
A new Eagle pup to take care of
it.
Go pop, I'm polishing some new
ammunition, I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm a Virgo is getting
done early, okay, he likes the
third week, he likes to get done
early.
Somebody's supposed best thing
about the being on the job.
This.
All right, introvert or
extrovert shyness.
I don't know what I'd rather
stay home.
They go out but I like going out
sometimes, right?
I think I'm an introvert now.
Yeah, I think after listening to
the shy thing, I think I'm not
shy but I'm an introvert.
You just don't like going out,
you'd rather stay home, man.
I enjoy being in my house dying
to go to Universal but we can
never work it in the schedule.
I know you have an Indiana me me
and you I mean everybody.
Oh well I'm in.
I would like everybody to go.
I think it'd be fun if we all
did it.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
All right.
Do you enjoy small talk?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
Should have known that.
No.
Do you like small talk?
I can do small talk?
Yeah.
Can you do it?
Do you enjoy it?
I mean, I don't know certain
people and I want to ask you how
you doing, and you say fine and
we're done.
I'm fine doing fine.
You know, other than the other
day, you know.
I had this thing and you're like
out, am I crazy?
I gotta take this real quick.
Hold my drink, right?
All right, finish the sentence
to, I've always wanted to go
I've always wanted to go number
two, blink.
You always wanted to go.
Number two I have a good number
two and I'm better now.
It is true.
I'm nice good clean number two I
one wiper right all were you
just like wait a minute?
I've been better than wait a
minute.
How can this happen?
I mean that's like magic, right?
Amazing answers.
I was gonna say another space
crazy.
Why?
No way my feet are meant to be
on earth.
What's up?
Well, the worst thing I have you
die going to eventually anyway.
Yeah, but I want to give a few
more years out of it already.
I'm not gonna lie.
Now, we remembered forever.
If I blow up in a rocket, I
mean, that's true.
I'm gonna live it happen
tomorrow.
I've had a, I've had a great
life run.
I'd get a ride again.
Monument made out of me made for
me that way.
Rocket Man, II flying through
this route.
We can't you tell Ava member
premiertravel, Paul me.
He's an astronaut who's dead
now.
Rocking man should be like a
man.
Can't you tell her kids my dad,
you hang out with this guy to
blow up in a rocket.
Whoa all right you love blank of
NASA's like her.
Somebody I'm in I'm not going to
pass anything you want.
If you just want to like me,
those you want to take one of
the raagas.
It's not fully done.
Yet.
Yeah, Justin to see if it'll
World him in instead of a dog or
a massive 50% of the time in a
worst.
Don't put a health, check and
Checkmate before you put it in
there.
Don't test them for how many
geez he can handle.
Just no gzip him up.
Oh geez right?
All right you love shit that you
want to like crazy got the same.
You love blank.
Nothing.
I love my wife.
I love my kids.
I don't know what you want.
I love with love.
I love making others happy.
I look at you.
All right to follow up on that
you hate everybody.
Miserable people and small talk.
Small talk.
Yes, I hate.
I hate it.
Alright.
Allergic to anything.
No.
Another one.
The allergic to penicillin.
Yep.
So something is can save you.
You're allergic to.
Yep, that's crazy.
First wife used to say she was
allergic to me.
I break out in hives if I'm
around stupid people.
Yeah, me too.
Highly allergic, stupid, I get
anxiety around to do with me,
I'm allergic to nothing.
I can take, whatever it doesn't
matter.
What weighs more a ton of
feathers are a ton of Steel.
Anyway the same their tongue.
Yeah bovine.
Yeah, the eagle man and the guys
went to blow for the Rockets
awesome word that comes to mind
right now say it.
Aha, I gotcha.
Oh man.
Oh man, you know, there was a
commercial in Chicago when I
lived in Chicago, there's a
commercial car salesman and he
was called Eagle man.
Oh, he wore a big eagle suit and
he wants and he would stand on
top of cars and he would lay an
egg in the egg would crack open.
In a stork would pop its head.
O holding the discount like so
sales guy had a baby store.
Yes.
And that's how Ridiculous.
The show are planning, look it
up on.
It has, it's got to be I could
not get a baby eagle.
So they had an entire.
It's like the the appliance guy
here.
The appliance the rain.
Yeah though I don't work but get
it 50%.
All right.
You know, it's that kind of
commercial but you paid the
right.
All right.
Someone told me he's actually
missing an eye, the appliance
directed.
As you got any glass, I got a
glass eye.
And someone said that in one of
his episodes are one of his
commercials.
It was like cock to the left.
Images has a lazy eye.
Hmm.
I like when they do Rumors by
the kind of, like Appliance red
guy killed.
His wife, you know, j.r. our
boat when it was in a sling.
He broke it.
Right.
Exactly broken.
Well, you remember that
commercial.
They used to put that white dog
on the, on the hood.
That the white dog look like,
oh, yeah, beer commercials.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the rumor.
Is that the dog got?
They used to shoot it live and
the dog got loose and it was
over on 50 and something, a bad
image of the Toyota dealership.
Yeah, the dog guy in the girl,
the dog got loose.
Loose and ran out driver.
Got run over.
So if you watch it now when they
shoot the commercial, she's
holding onto his collar.
Oh my.
So that's the story.
And that's the rumor, that's
hilarious.
All right.
You around Earth or flat?
Earther all-rounder.
That sound alert.
How can you?
How can people even think that?
That's, I don't get the joke.
When somebody said today, that
the think it's funny that
flat-earthers use satellites to
prove that were flat, right?
Because the Mets goes flat
around.
Satellites are still had another
space.
Yeah.
But satellites work.
Off of gravity and you got to
have a circle gravity.
Okay.
Is there because the satellite
couldn't go because of gravity
would be like, elongated would
be for flying around it, right?
Okay.
But the satellite would just go
sir, whereas now they go.
So now I just made that shit up
off the top.
Yeah, that was believable.
I totally made my night Simon.
I don't know what else you got
in, some of these are bombing
and so give us to what can you
do to improve your life
tomorrow?
Did a podcast early that would
help turn my phone off and do
the podcast earlier.
Those are turn your phone off at
noon every day right on
Wednesdays.
I agree on Wednesdays, I agree.
I can't really think of
anything.
He's like my life isn't.
It can't be proved anymore.
Mom 40th at Wednesday's yet.
I knew when she called me, too,
I was just getting what, I'm
calling the chitchat man, just
getting done.
And she's like so, he hasn't
finished chapel today and I was
like, no, we are far from it,
she's a Okay, can you leave and
go to Orlando and emergency
thing for me and I'm like, yeah,
yeah, you know, I can't lie.
I didn't sir the phone every
time.
She can go.
Yeah, that's what she said.
If she smiles and has her hair
flat, absolute worst thing you
could put in a peon pinata Razor
blades.
I don't know.
Syringes exploding frogs.
Oh exploding fries would be fun.
Your Wagon explodes.
Oh yeah.
Frog guts like a frog.
Whack up the be funny.
All right, but what's the most
you ever spend the strip club?
And that's the last one.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm very cheap.
Trick loves ya, 20 bucks.
Yeah, I usually go with like 20
or 40 bucks in singles.
Yes.
Okay, okay so cheap.
Then I'm amongst my peers, then
know that some lucky, if you're
not going home with you, Right?
Just just hundreds and hundreds.
They do nice to me now.
Real talk.
Yeah.
When they take you in the back
room because I've never been to
a backbone or anything in the
background.
Never been.
He spent more than $40 right?
As I say no.
No.
It's called the, it was called
the silver dollar in Hinesville
Georgia, but everyone on base,
nude as the rusty nickel.
It was cheap.
So, $20, got you a few drinks
and the room in the back.
Oh, wow.
Room, oh, wow.
So what happens in the room in
the back?
Yeah, I want to like because you
can't tell me these guys, you
music.
And then she grabbed your dick,
no grip.
No dick.
Grabbing, she didn't take her
clothes off.
It was one Left her top on,
right then.
I was just what sugar bottoms of
what fun is?
No she she left everything on
danced on me and it was, it was
disappointment.
Disappointment, get my money
back because I'm wondering like
if people spend like say you
drop 500 bucks, right?
And the girls I let's go in the
back for a private dance.
Like, are you really, are you
getting some extra sugar?
Are the ones where you messing
your pants, you know, because
they're rubbing up on you so
much.
I'm sure that happens a little
slap and tickle something.
You know, how many we get to
grab a boob or something or, you
know, she's $500 and yourself up
and enough to we, that's a date
like that's like couple of
nights.
That's a big deal.
Okay.
That was my wife.
Hmm.
Not a one-time.
Yeah, I might know.
I can't do it.
Not even in the beginning.
No, not for me.
She'll vouch for that.
I'm sure the members of an
introvert Club.
Hold me.
Meetings.
No, I don't think so and that's
it for the questions.
Only the X word 6:03.
Ever told two meanings.
Yes.
Hey, everybody has been episode
92.
The Jen Palmer show with be dug
the eagle Wrangler and a really
cheap rum.
I really cheaper on which is
their true, it makes his
deliciously and this is amazing.
Just don't forget, straight, ya
know, next week we have the five
dollar gallon of vodka, not
already because it five dollar
vodkas and some fake Red Bulls.
Maybe we'll get blue.
Blue balls.
Are some red cows.
Red cows.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right, guys, we gotta go, we
gotta go after the show later.
Listening will talk to you next
week.
Bye.
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