February 18, 2026· 1h 36m

DTH Episode 209 "Paging Dr. Farkus" Viaje One Of One Review!

Transcript

Welcome to Down to Earth, the

podcast for cigar smokers,

whiskey drinkers and for the

people just looking to kick

back, light up and have a good

time.

I'm your host Jerry, and I'm

joined by, as always, my Co host

Geo and Kayla.

Fellas, fellas, fellas it is a

late Sunday night how we doing

cable?

Not bad.

I had a couple white monsters,

so I'm good.

You know, I got enough energy

for the show.

I'm good.

I'm on that C4 life Gio, how you

doing?

Also have that C4 life that a

lemonade.

I would hear you better if you

talked into your microphone.

While I was reaching OK.

Yeah, you're reaching all right.

You're reaching the old reach

around.

Rusty trombone.

Well, you know what they say,

Rusty.

Trombone dude.

What?

Damn bro.

I like it.

You know what they say, you

know, white monster guy, you

know, listen, it's got an arrow

pointing up and down just for

you guys.

But if the laptop's in the way,

a little humor.

Well guys, happy Eddie Guerrero

day.

In this Day in History, Eddie

Guerrero became the Undisputed

WWE Champion by beating Brock

Lesnar with the Frog.

Splash.

What is it?

The the what is the Latin Heat?

Latino Heat.

How long did he retain that

title?

I'm not familiar with the

wrestling world.

Probably 1 year, probably one

week.

Does it change year to year or

like special to special?

I don't know.

No.

Had it, Had it through

WrestleMania.

I don't know what that means.

Lost it to Batista.

Well, at least it stayed with a

fellow Latino, so that's not

bad.

But yeah, you know.

With a name like Batista, I

would imagine he was Latino too.

Yes, it was changed from Dave

Bautista.

You learn something every day on

the On the Downhurf podcast.

I, I didn't know that, nor

truthfully did I care that much.

I don't.

But you love Eddie Guerrero.

So I mean, I know I see him.

It just looks like you.

Kind of does.

It just looks like you, Gio.

With frosted tips.

Frosted tips bro, bring it back.

All right, we got some shit to

get into a lot of topics.

We'll start our show off Gio.

Well, before we get into

anything, as always, big shout

out to the title sponsor of the

Down to hear podcast.

Our boys crown heads, John

Huber, Jake Miguel.

They got something for everybody

in their portfolio.

John was just showing off that

Jericho Hill rebrand, you know,

old cigar, new look.

I also saw that they had a

bazillion Tennessee Waltz in

stock that are going to be

shipping out to retailers soon

for anybody that's still looking

for the new rebranded version.

I did see that Broadway is

finally getting shipped back.

They looked like they were

barren in house on Broadway.

No shock there.

I mean the cigar is fucking

awesome.

Make sure you're getting out

there ripping some fucking crown

heads.

What more to say?

I don't know, Caleb, what more

to say.

What more to say, Caleb?

Dude, I got the new Tennessee

Waltz hat so it fits it out.

Peanut head.

It does.

It does fit my peanut head.

So I'll be bringing in an array

of new Cronuts hats that fit my

peanut hat because the other

one, you know, it's got some

wear and tear.

I wear it all the time.

I want to talk about real quick,

this is important.

I am on a streak right now

smoking cigars.

Doesn't matter what brand,

doesn't matter what cigar.

And it's not this one,

thankfully.

But I am on a a street, just

personal smoking, hanging out in

the lounge doing things.

I keep getting tunneling in like

every cigar that I smoke.

It just keeps happening.

All of them.

Like, all right, you've probably

smoked a cigar every day since

you've been out of work.

How many tunnels we talking?

It's like the last two weeks

I've had like 4 and I'm like

come on man.

Damn.

Yeah, dude, it sucks.

You ever get tunnelling out

there, guys?

How do you deal with it?

Do cut it down?

Because like me, I don't have

time for it.

I just cut it down.

I just, I just snip it like they

take a guillotine cutter, snip

the whole thing off and pray to

God that like, you know, an inch

further into the cigar, there's

no tunnel.

There's no.

Tunnel it'll work itself.

Out yeah, that's that's what I

do know.

I just I stopped fighting it.

I don't want to waste cigars.

You never know, like what if

it's only like a little bit the

tunnel?

You don't want to waste this

cigar and put it out.

I don't know.

How do you guys do it?

That's what that's what I do.

Leave a comment, let us know.

Smoke it.

We're always interested in your

comments.

Smoke through it, suck harder.

That's what I suck harder.

That's what I do.

I just smoke.

Through it.

Suck.

Come on bro, suck harder.

That's two for him this episode

already.

I know dude, you're on a fucking

roll, right?

1st 5 minutes.

All right, that being said,

let's get deeper into the show.

How deep can we go, Gio?

What are we smoking?

Was not expecting that

transition.

Caught me off guard there.

Well, guys, our cigar

introduction is brought to you

by Small batchcigars.com, the

official online retailer of the

Down Hearst podcast.

And today we are smoking from

one of Jerry's favorite

adversarial brands to the show

Viaje, from the one and only

Doctor Farkas, who still doesn't

reply to us.

He's never going to reply.

I know.

That's why we're going to say

this.

I should look back in the DMS

and see how far, how long?

Ago I reached out to him about

smoking the cigar and coming on

the show and hey man, we're

going to do the one of one.

You know one of these weeks you

want to pop on, maybe have a

couple words.

He'll like it.

Our post.

I think it says red.

I'm going to look how far.

Back it was we we graduated to.

Red.

No, no, no, it's it's red, but

like not replied to.

Yeah.

Oh, so we got left on red before

we weren't even getting red.

Yeah.

Oh, last time I sent him Adm was

October 30th, 2023.

Oh wow, it was really long.

Three years ago, I mean Caleb

probably fucked us all over,

that was when Mushmouth Caleb

was sending requests.

All I know is back then, like

that ass if Caleb sent an

e-mail, I was like fuck, we just

burned that.

We just burned that bridge.

Actually, I'm really.

Hit it, Caleb.

I'm reading what I wrote.

It was actually really nice.

You guys would be like very

like.

Did we have to like triple check

it like there was an error where

like send to us what you send

before you send it?

No, this is really nice if if

Geo wants to get through the ad

read I'll.

I'll read what I said after in

the start.

Right.

Well guys, so as I was saying,

make sure you're checking out

small batchcigars.com, the

official online retailer of the

Down HURF podcast and use code

HURF to save 10 or 15% off.

We still haven't figured that

out yet.

We probably should at some

point, but we're still, you

know, going to tell.

You, I talked to Dave very

regularly too.

That's what's kind of funny.

And I don't want to, I don't

want to bring it up.

I don't want to bother him with

nonsense like, hey, what's the

discount code for our listeners?

I don't know.

He like, he like set it to 15%

for like a month and that was

like 3 months ago.

I think it's still 15%.

So we're not going to complain.

But take advantage of it, guys.

And even if it's 10%, it's still

10%.

Still 10%.

But and also I did check

beforehand we are smoking the

one of one from Viaje.

I tell you about it, but there's

not a lot to really say.

It's all undisclosed and we

don't know where the fuck it's

made or what's in it.

There's only 200 boxes of each

size.

There's three sizes.

We are smoking the outer edge.

It is AI believe it was AI had

it written down A5 and a quarter

by 54.

I want to say I.

Hope you're right.

Epicurean Smokes is listening.

Yep, 5 and a quarter by 54.

Sorry Epicurean smokes, you're

not going to be able to correct

Geo this week.

The other two sizes were the

tail, the tailwind, and the

bulwark.

The tailwind is at 6 3/4 by 52

by 56 because it's one of those

weird.

It's like a Solomon.

Yeah.

And then there is the Bulwark,

which is 6 by 56.

I feel like I got the size of

that the the tailwind was the

crazy one.

Yes, yeah, that one was kind of

hard to find.

So I I did what I could and I

was like, yeah, this is the most

reasonable size.

Well, so there's only there's

less than 200 boxes of each

size.

Doctor Farker said he's not

making it ever again.

That's it, That's all you got.

If you don't like it, too

fucking bad.

He's not even going to reply to

you anyways, so deal with that.

I don't know were these discount

eligible?

Jer.

They were you?

Yeah.

They had a sampler pack up at

Small Batch.

I think you can get 2 of each.

I was one of each from what I

saw, but you can.

Get OK.

Yeah, one of each.

I did.

I did try to finagle a way to

get three of the same size.

Didn't work out.

Just just too much of a

headache.

It is what it is.

I get it.

But yeah, I mean, what, $35 a

cigar?

Somewhere in that area it's like

$3035 a cigar. 9 hundo for a

box.

Something like that, yeah.

What is the 30 in a box?

Some shit, I think.

It was it was a high count.

I remember doing the story a

couple weeks.

Back.

Yeah, we did the story in.

I think one of us went on a

tirade about undisclosed cigars,

$900 a box.

It's getting ridiculous, but I

will tell you there's no, no

secret here, boys.

I, I am a big VI fan.

I do love VI.

I support them.

Oh interesting here.

So apparently there.

So I'm reading an article about

it here.

So according to VI, there is no

MSRP for the line.

Instead pricing is set by each

retailer individually. 1 store

that has begun taking orders for

the has the Tailwind and Bulwark

priced at 27 per cigar.

My guess is since these are

super limited, you're going to

see that 30 plus range.

So there was no suggested

retail.

Yeah, OK, interesting.

So phone store was like, yeah,

we'll do.

Well, here's the thing, It's all

going to be based on how much

those cigars cost to buy.

Yeah, I'm sure they have a an

idea.

Taxes, you know, percentages

that have to go to our fine

states like New York.

Yeah, it is a box of 30.

A box of 30 will run you 900 for

the tailwind.

I just checked out some various

sites to see what they had them

listed for.

Man, expensive for not knowing

what the fuck's in it.

Can we just change subjects real

quick?

What?

What the fuck does your shirt

say?

This is the Eddie Guerrero I'm

Your Poppy shirt.

Oh, OK.

Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

I didn't know what it's at.

It just says like, I don't know

if it's a like a fat roll that

you have going on.

Like it just said, it just said

I'm your OK.

I'm your poppy.

OK, there you go.

There you go.

All right.

Gio's not fat.

It's just I didn't know if he

had like, you know, everybody

has a little bit of a roll when

you say.

Yeah, you could have abs and you

still sit down and you get a

little crunch.

Unless you're 100 LB girl.

Yeah, unless you got 0% body

fat.

Or Poppy Gio.

Oh, me Poppy.

Yeah, Poppy, Gio.

Said.

To Papa Munyenyo.

I hate that guy.

I do too, yeah.

It's it's weird you say that.

I don't like that guy.

I'm not a huge fan as well.

Really enjoyed when like he.

Did I do enjoy his his very

beautiful girlfriend though and

she's fun to watch.

Fat Bottom.

I thought the funny.

Fat Bottom.

No, when he did that to Sean

Strickland and Strickland's

like.

That was.

Good.

I hate you.

If you do that again, I'm going

to kill you.

And the kid just was like.

Didn't he step in the ring with

him too for like a round?

And no, I thought, no, I thought

he did that with like some other

guy who.

Was he?

Did he did go?

Oh, OK, I do.

And then, yeah, they sparred in

John Strickland.

He was like, yeah, you're gonna

take it easy, right?

Like, And then Strickland was

like, yeah, for sure.

And he like, knocked him out.

Yeah.

Like like one punch him.

But Snigo stood there, No, Snigo

stood for the whole round.

But then was like, I'm done

after that, like, 'cause he was

beat the fuck up and she was

like, I gave him credit.

He did the whole round.

He took it like a man.

He hates influencers.

He really, he fought that dude

like he was fighting for the

title.

Youtubers and influencers he he

hates them.

Not pairing this up with

anything I just like a 20.

Like what?

A 2022 bottle of Elijah Craig

barrel proof a 122?

Just something I decided to open

the other day.

Shared it with the boys.

Nothing crazy.

What's on everybody's minds?

Oh, what are we getting in?

Do you?

Want me to read the DM real

quick that I sent Yeah, it was

actually pretty nice.

You guys are probably impressed.

All right, this is going back to

October 30th, 2023.

Good morning, Caleb here from

the Down Here podcast, the guys

and.

I strong start.

The guys and I from the show

recently just purchased some of

your latest Full Moon cigars and

on our podcast we review cigars

and bourbon.

We are really looking forward to

trying this thick as we haven't

reviewed A Vihae cigar yet.

We'd love to have you on if

possible for an online interview

as we are located in Buffalo,

NY.

If you have the time on Sunday,

we would like to schedule you

for an interview.

We have done a few online herfs

with such other guests such as

Skip Martin, Matt Booth and our

and recently with our good

friend Mike Stephen Kevitch from

Cigar Hustler.

I figure this or an e-mail might

be a good way to reach out

towards you, but we'd love to

have you on and talk shop with

us one day.

Looking forward to hearing back

from you.

Thanks for your time, Caleb Co,

host of the Down Hearth Podcast.

All right, I'm going to throw it

out there, Caleb.

We're going to clip this entire

thing.

Andre, come on the show.

Check us out.

Come hang out and feel bad for

our friend here because he

obviously has autism of some

sort.

He sounded like a desperate

little kid.

He's trying to be friendly, you

know.

I'm just trying to be friendly.

That's how I used to ask girl

out of girls out on dates.

Hey, this is Phil.

From Cheetah I went on dates

with girls.

Cindy from math class.

Cindy from Depew you just what

the fuck are you doing bro?

You sounded like you give.

Give it out the resume dude.

Come on man.

That sound legit?

You ever watch Tropic Thunder,

bro?

Yeah.

You're not even Forrest Gump.

You're you're.

I am Sam right now.

Happy.

Jack, Yeah.

You've gone full retard.

I was just being friendly and

cordial.

Can we get that on the

soundboard?

What?

The happy Jack you.

Don't go full retard boy.

I like it.

All right.

What are we doing on the show?

Alright, dude, I know there's a

lot to talk about.

Dude.

There's just some Olympic

controversy.

Quite a few Olympic controversy.

A lot, Yeah, a lot going on this

week.

I didn't know this.

Also, you know how it says Milan

Cortino?

It's in two different cities 250

miles away from each other.

Like in Milan is where they're

playing hockey and stuff.

Like Cortino is where they're

doing all like the skiing and

snowboarding stuff and they're

250.

Miles away.

Well, one's a mountain range,

one's A1's a city, so I would

guess all the snowboarding and

all the mountain sports are in

Cortino.

Yeah, Skeleton, I will say one

thing.

I want to talk about one thing.

Did you hear they ran out of

condoms?

Yeah, Durex came with another

truck full.

In three days.

Well, was Valentine's Day

weekend this week.

Three days they went through

10,000 condoms as an Olympic

village.

Maybe fudging?

For my understanding is they

used to supply these to the

Olympic village with 300,000 for

the three weeks they had 10,000

they were gone in three days.

It's a lot of fucking.

That's a lot of fucking.

They had a Brady Kachucks

thinking they're air balloons.

Someone's blowing up and using

them as balloons, I guarantee.

Why do these balloons?

I'm not allowed to play with

these anymore because fucking

Linus Almark ruined it for us.

But no, seriously, they ran out

of condoms within three days.

Yeah, I saw a reels of a direct

truck coming in with more

condoms.

All right, guys.

Well, all we know is that in

four years there may or may not

be some seriously athletically

gifted children born.

That's how it always is, man.

Let me ask you this.

You're a single guy, you're 24

years old and you're surrounded

by smoking hot opposite sex.

Got to be.

Equally, equally athletic in the

sport that they play.

Scandinavian chicks for.

Sure.

I'm pretty sure Alex Ovechkin is

the product of 2 Olympic

athletes.

Well, I'm almost positive.

Isn't the whole Gronkowski

family like from Olympic

athletes?

From their dad and mom?

Yes, yeah.

So like you see how that could

be beneficial?

Yeah, I'm all for it.

We need superior genetics

enhancing sports for the

unlimited future.

Listen, once these Olympics are

done, the only thing I really

care about is is if the US takes

golden hockey.

But I am looking forward to the

enhanced games that are supposed

to be happening.

Please elaborate, because I'm

sure there's somebody that has

no idea what you're talking

about.

So some fucking rich dude just

basically said I want to see how

crazy humans can get and are

doing like an Olympic format

called the enhanced games where

these guys are allowed to dope.

I'll look that up real quick.

I know it's Jesus.

Thing, yes.

Is it like specific sports or is

that everything?

I got it right here.

So it's the enhanced game.

It's a controversial pro doping

sports competition.

Controversial to who?

I'm definitely tuning.

It Oh, I'm I'm for it.

I'm hoping Peacock streams that

because I'm getting sick of

watching curling every day.

Oh yeah, curling sucks, but

we're going to talk about

curling.

There's a cheating scandal so

athletes are allowed to use

performance enhancing drugs

under medical supervision.

Set to debut in Las Vegas in May

of 2026 of.

Course, it's in Las Vegas.

Founded by Australian

entrepreneurs.

Entrepreneur.

Oh dude, you're getting cooked

bro.

Aaron D'souza.

You're getting cooked.

He he mixed the guy Entrepreneur

in the guy's name Entrepreneurs.

Yeah, exactly.

It's it's a brain thing.

I I'm, I'm, I'm reading too.

They're and all these words, I

continue.

Just they're bolded too, so

they're going to include three.

This is where you'd want it.

Never go full retard.

They're going to include three

sports.

They're going to have swimming,

track and field and weight

lifting.

Athletes may use prosthetic

limbs and advanced shoe

technology.

Participation is voluntary and

PED use is not mandatory, but

athletes can legally use FDA

approved substances like

testosterone, growth hormone and

certain antibiotics, steroids

under medical supervision.

All right, get baseball in

there, please.

This is the test run.

If it goes First off, what do

you think?

So I remember they did an

interview with the guy.

He's like, yeah, I beat Usain

Bolt sprinting record 6 times.

Oh, that.

Guy's going to be there.

Yeah, but he's done it like

enhanced.

So like they don't count it.

I count it.

But did he run it?

I don't know.

I'm for it.

I think it's funny.

One of my favorite comedians

does an entire bit on it.

Gosh, steroids.

Yeah, steroids should be legal

in sports.

Like, let's truly be entertained

as an audience.

Let's see some records be

broken.

I want to see every record

broken in my lifetime.

Yeah.

All right, here's.

Fucking bet on.

This let me just.

Let's fucking bet.

On this, let me continue with

this 'cause there are some. 5

gems.

Dude, there are there are some

financial incentives.

So half, $1,000,000 per event

and $250,000 goes to the first

place.

And then there's going to be

$1,000,000 in bonuses for

breaking world records in events

like the 500 meter freestyle and

100 meter Sprint.

So yeah.

Let's go.

I mean, I think this is going to

be more entertaining.

I hope we can bet on it.

I'll definitely bet on it.

I know you will.

I do.

Bet on nonsense.

I've been betting.

I bet not.

Japanese baseball.

I've been betting on Olympics

making a killing.

Just bet on the women's hockey

team to win and team total over

3 1/2 goals every game it's

great.

And men's hockey, like bet on

Team Canada and Team USA dude

it's great.

I'm all for it.

It's been good I.

Already hear where this is

going, I can't wait for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

But yeah, we do got some Olympic

stuff to talk about.

Now that we've talked about the

fun Olympics, let's talk about

the Gay Olympics that's going on

right now besides hockey.

Men's double luge where they lay

on top of each other.

So we've been doing a lot of

Olympic talk and I mean, I, I, I

feel like it's necessary to do.

It's, it's OK.

Obviously it's going on.

We're all American here.

We're rooting for America and

everything.

Did you see the new replacement

snowboarder?

No like for Shaun White.

His name is Red Gerrard.

Is he a ginger?

He has to be.

A ginger Gerrard.

Yeah, his name is Red.

I'm wondering if he was named

after Shaun White.

He's from Colorado, probably

spent all of his life on the

mountains.

His name's Red.

The only person I know red is

Red Foreman from that 70s Show.

I'll put my foot in your ass.

I'll put my foot in this board.

Yeah, I don't know dude, but

yes, what you're talking about.

Curling, Yeah.

No, not curling.

You started talking about the

00, the luging where they.

Double.

Like the double backwards

skeleton, I don't even know what

they call it, but like, how do

you discover you're good at

that?

I, I don't want to discover

that.

I, I just, this is what I

imagine.

I imagine like they saw guys

doing the regular luge and like

2 guys were like, let's just,

let's just try it out, let's see

what happens.

Like they got drunk on the

mountain on the luge thing and

they're just like, I won't tell

anyone if you don't tell anyone.

And then a couple other guys saw

them doing it and they're like,

let's get it.

Let's, let's get in on this

dude.

Like I'll hold you, you hold me.

We luge down this course and

that's what I put on our after

her picture.

That's why I do it.

I knew you guys did some Olympic

talk, so I was like, let's just

do the double luge.

It was, it was double luge.

It was not great.

I was going to try to put our

faces on it.

I thought that would be funny.

I don't even know who wins this

stuff.

I know Norway is like weirdly

good at all this shit.

Their entire country is a

mountainside.

The fjords of Norway.

Lot of fjords over there.

Caleb can't say words, but he

can say that and I don't know.

I don't even know.

I don't even know what he just

said.

He said yeah, he can't say

entrepreneur but he can say few

words and know that it's like a

mountain like.

It's a mountain Cliff side.

Like a mountain Cliff side.

He can say that.

I don't even know what that is,

but he can say that but can't

say entrepreneur.

I watch the like, all eight

seasons of Vikings.

That's how I know that they say

few words a lot.

Guy knows cartography, but not

fucking pronunciation.

Oh yeah, the study of maps.

I don't know a lot of Olympic

shit going on dude, but yeah a.

Lot of I do have a clip for you

about the cheating scandal going

on with curling in Canada

because we got like a we got a

fuck you buddy allegation going

on here.

Fuck you about some cheating.

So here's the clip, and we'll

just talk about it.

I did hear this.

I saw this.

You can fuck off.

You haven't done it.

Once I haven't done it once, OK,

I'll talk.

I'll show you a video after the

game.

How about you walking around on

my deal?

Lasting and dancing around the

house.

You.

How about that?

Oh, here's the video.

No.

OK, real quick, explain how I'm

not a curling master by any

means, but what the fuck did

that guy just do?

His finger touched the the rock,

the.

Stone.

The stone, the Rock I.

Thought it was called the Stone.

The rock, the stone, what's the

difference?

I, I, I do know that his finger

touch it.

The, the part I'm struggling

with is the fact that that this

guy knows his, the other team's

name and the guy's name was not

a great name.

It's definitely like a Swedish

name that like you wouldn't want

to have as a man, he said, you

know, go fuck yourself, Oscar.

And it's just like, damn, bro,

we got you with the Oscar too.

I don't know what's happening

here.

What does that finger dude?

And you look like you know.

I got it, Yeah, I got it pulled

up.

So it's called double touching.

So once you get to that, once

you get to that green line, you

have to like you can't touch the

stone again that you're holding

it.

And he just gave it the little

with this finger, just that

little, that little he and like

he did it like everyone was

like, oh, he didn't do it.

Like the video showed like.

Beep No, no, it's clear as day

and I'm pretty sure you can hear

Oscar say, and we'll just see at

the end of the video.

Yeah, I got video.

I'll show it to you.

So this is there's two cheating

allegations, so that that's not

the only one that they have

there.

So they've been accused cheating

twice and this is just the

latest against Team Switzerland

and Saturday's match, but they

made a similar accusation

against Canada on Friday too.

So obviously the squad was going

up against each other.

So it was.

Swedish curler Oscar Erickson

accused Canadian third Mark

Kennedy of double touching,

which is a rules violation that

involves making contact with the

handle after.

So after you release the stone,

if you touch the handle again

beyond the initial boundary or

what they called the hog line,

which is the, I don't know why

it's called the hog line.

I didn't come up with this shit.

This is, I'll tell you what, me

and Jerry were sitting here

watching curling.

Curling was invented like 500

years ago in Scotland.

Me and Caleb had a conversation

about curling, and this was on

my birthday.

So we're sitting there.

I was smoking a Davidoff.

You're the dragon.

Caleb was smoking a Opus X 20th

belief.

We were just smoking good

cigars, just vibing out watching

curling.

And I was like, the vibes are

how do you how do you even

figure out you're good at this

game?

Like when did this game come

out?

Caleb?

It was unbelievable when he told

me this.

It came out 500 years.

Ago 500 years ago.

They used real brooms.

Yeah, they didn't.

Use these cool little squeegee

things that they fucking use.

Swiffer Dusters.

No, they were using real brooms.

I, I, I feel like that was more

entertaining.

Well, I was looking at these old

pictures.

They have like groups of people

just on a frozen pond or lake

and they're all just lined up

watching like groups, like

hundreds.

Yeah, this guy fucking double

touching, giving the old butt

hole poke, like, I don't know,

this is weird.

All right, What's the second

allegation?

Well, that they kept double.

They were doing double touching

on Friday too.

They double touch Friday, they

double touch Saturday.

It's like when you double dip a

chip, as you guys all know from

Seinfeld, you can't double dip a

chip.

You can't just take a chip, dunk

it, take a bite and then re

dunk.

You're putting your germs back

in there.

So essentially this guy's double

touching the stone.

You can't touch the stone twice

like.

Touching the stone on the hog

line.

Now, yeah, you don't want to buy

us the hog line.

Also I didn't realize curling

had so much sexual innuendo in

terms of it is great, I

appreciate it.

Well, what was Jerry?

When we were watching it was

Team Sweden and they had like a

brother sister combo.

They did.

This is going to sound really,

really misogynistic and sexist,

but me and Caleb were basically

just talking about all the girls

and curling.

They're all hot.

Yeah, they're all smokes.

Like Italy.

'S all of them.

Italy's one girl is very cute.

Makes absolutely no sense.

Boys, if you're looking for a

great looking woman, go to the

curling club.

Yeah, yeah.

Buffalo has one I didn't even

know.

This I I taught Caleb about the

Buffalo and curl a Buffalo.

Curl I learned this like last

year.

From me as well and.

It's not even it's.

Because when I when I found out

that it was a mile from my

house, I was like, where is it?

And then I was like, why is it

in the back of these railroad

tracks, like in the middle of

nowhere?

By two food warehouses because.

You know what it is?

The dudes that get good at

curling are dudes that you would

see hanging by some railroad

tracks.

Just sliding stones across the

ice.

Yeah, sounds like that.

So.

Oh, so the women's team was also

assessed for a double touching

penalty Saturday against

Switzerland.

So can't double touch the stone

guys.

All right.

But here I found another There's

more cheating scandals every

year there's cheating scandals.

No, this one, I don't have a

video, I don't have a story for,

but this is something I heard on

the radio and I was going to

talk about it because I think

it's very funny.

So the ski federation is

responding to accusations that

ski jumpers are injecting acid

into their penises at the 2026

Olympics.

That's why I want to bring it

up, because we're talking about.

My wife has been following the

Olympics, like a lot.

She's the one that told me about

this.

She said that they're injecting

their penises so they can wear

bigger suits in the Olympics.

And I'm like, I don't even know

what that means at all.

And then makes it more

aerodynamic I guess.

Like a squirrel suit.

I I guess.

Yes, like so it gives them so

they could it increase their

distances when they're doing the

distance jumping and skiing.

So yes, they've been essentially

I'm.

Going to throw it out there real

quick.

You're not beating Red Bull.

Just stop.

Also, you'll win your gold

medal, which you'll never beat.

Red Bull.

I'm just going to throw it out

you.

Ever see that jump?

That was the long jump only.

I saw today they.

I I just want to make like a

point here.

I know a gold medal is a great

honor, but I don't think a gold

medal is worth injecting fucking

acid into my Dick.

They're calling it projectile

dysfunction.

That's.

A good one.

That's a good one.

So they're investigating that

ski jumpers are injecting high

allergic acid into their penises

in order to enhance the

performance.

So it turns out that size does

matter in ski jumping.

So before each season starts,

the competitors go through a 3D

scanner wearing only a body

tight underwear.

The crotch height is measured

and their body suits and what

they can only have two to 4

centimeters of excess material

that go into the design of these

jumpsuits that they're.

Wearing the scissors.

Well, then just start getting

like, if we want to really take

this over, we're going to send

Johnny Sims, we're going to send

Jason Love.

That's it.

We're taking over ski jumping.

There's a lot of off color jokes

you can make and I heard on such

radio stations and stuff but but

just pick the country with the

the the highest average penis

size and send those guys and

then there you go, you're good.

What country you think has it?

Why'd you make that noise?

Because I.

Heard what country it is, I

heard.

What country?

Probably Chad.

Something like that.

Chad yeah.

So this act.

That isn't where I would have

thought Where is Chad?

You guys know where Chad is?

I forgot to say it.

Let's just say this country is

not really invited to the Winter

Olympics because it doesn't snow

there.

I thought Chad was like a euro

nation.

So did I, actually.

I had no idea what you were

talking about.

I think equator.

Like sub-Saharan Africa?

Yep that's very surprising

genuinely.

Like normally you don't hear a

country called Chad in

sub-saharan.

Africa.

I know you think it'd all be

like jacked up frat guys, you

know, a country somewhere like

that.

Yeah, basically.

Yeah, like.

I thought that's where that all

came from.

Not at all.

Like definitely near like

Denmark.

I feel like Chad would be next

to Denmark.

All right, so this acid can

increase penis circumference by

up to 2cm.

So guys out there if you need

help you could find this

hyaluronic acid.

For research purposes, how big

is 2cm?

Maybe like circumference wise it

could make a difference guys, I

don't know.

Oh it's that's thickness on the

girth.

On the girth, so the bigger the

penis, the bigger the bodysuit

and the added size, especially

in the crotch area, can increase

drag that can.

Real quick, I'm going to stop

you for just two seconds, OK?

How does 2cm on your Dick allow

you to wear a bigger suit?

Cuz it in that crotch region

where like Gio said, it's got

that squirrel suit where you

could fly more when you do your

jump so.

Who's measuring the suits before

and be like hey, your Dick's not

big enough to wear this size

suit.

Cuz they go through a 3D

printer.

What are the insulting?

Key man, I know.

Sorry buddy, I'm not.

Signing up for any sport that I

have to get 3D printed

basically. 3D3D.

Scanned to see my Dick size.

So no fucking wings.

So when they make these.

First off, that Dick is huge.

This is a huge.

This is a.

Triple X suit.

So when they make the suits like

that, especially when they

increase that area in the crotch

area, it could increase drag and

lengthen athletes jump by up to

6 meters.

Increase drag.

For every extra centimeter,

every extra centimeter in a suit

count.

So if your suit has 5% bigger

surface area, you fly further.

Did you see that?

That one, that duo, they won and

they were like, hey man, dude in

your third leg was fantastic.

And then of course the two kids

just go like this.

I would have.

They just started smiling.

I would have did it.

Immature ass little kids.

Everyone in this room would have

laughed.

I would have been done.

I would have been a viral.

I would have been, like she

said, third leg.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Yeah, that third leg was great,

right?

That's what she said unless she

3 scanned me.

God we're fucking amateur.

NBA All Star game is actually

I'm going currently, Yeah.

That's what I think of the All

Star game.

There's no good All Star games

in sports except the MLB, so

baseball's pretty good.

Now, guys, I did hear one pitch

to improve the All Star game

that I want to get your points

on it because I thought it was a

little funny and it might have

something to it.

So this comes from Jerry's

favorite sports commentator of

all people, your boy Nick

Wright.

Oh no.

He said that if you really

wanted to improve the ratings

for the All Star game, and now

you could do this because

there's enough talent, you do

black versus white guys.

I'm I'm all.

About it I'm all about.

It Are we allowed to talk about

this?

The Segregation star game.

He said this on ESPN.

He said this on his Fox Sports

podcast.

So he definitely didn't say it

on ESPN.

He's not an ESPN reporter, but.

He definitely does shit on ESPN

though.

Nick Wright?

No, He's Fox Sports.

I see him on ESPN.

No, First things first is Fox

Sports.

You're mixing it up.

I know, but I just on Sports

Center, he's always on.

Yeah, I mean, unless he's

changed companies because

they're separate.

But Nick Wright said that and I

forgot who it was.

Like it was, I think it was like

Steven Jackson.

He started laughing and there he

was talking.

He goes.

I'm just saying you got Cooper

Flag, Joker Joe or Luka Doncic.

Con Knuble, the new kid?

Yeah.

Rookie Austin.

Reeves Yeah.

Cooper flag We.

Already said that Tyler hero.

Out of the league.

Is he out of the league?

Finally?

Yeah.

I think so.

You got Hoff, the guy from?

India thought he's still in

Miami.

Maybe you got Hoff, the guy from

the Pacers who just like 360

dunks for no reason when it's

not necessary.

But I think that would be funny.

Oh, that guy, Huff Jerry, He's

this big bald white guy on the

Pacers.

He will go up for a dunk and he

will do a 180 or 360 dunk when

it's not necessary at all.

He could be in traffic, two guys

on him, 360 dunk.

He could just grab a rebound.

No ones around him, 360 for no

reason.

He makes like a simple dunk.

He just three six and he's got a

whole highlight.

He realizes that he is in the

business of entertainment.

I guess so.

He's got a whole highlight reel

of him doing unnecessary 360

dunks.

It's on Instagram.

It's great.

But did not get.

What do you guys think about

that?

Would you watch?

Yeah, I'd watch.

It sounds racist.

Hey, listen.

And the reason I say it is

because, like, look, I don't

want to sound mean.

I'm probably in a roof for the

white guys and I don't know why

is is it racist 'cause I feel

like they're trying to.

They're shoving the racism

'cause you're going to root for

whatever you are.

Because here's the thing, It's

like an underdog story.

In the NBA, yes it is.

No 'cause they talked about this

before with the segregation bowl

in the NFL and we couldn't find

a white corner until Cooper de

Jean game in the league and look

at he changed the way the game

is viewed.

There's 2 white corners in the

NFL now.

They're on the same team.

No ones in the Broncos.

Yeah, Riley Moss, Cooper and

Cooper de Jean Reed Blankenship.

The safety is awesome.

Did you see that clip where they

were running around?

Somebody ran up to him and

there's like, yo man, I'm a fan

of your game and the.

Wrong one.

I'm the wrong?

One I'm the other one.

Yeah, you know, he said, hey,

man, Coop, what's up?

And then he's like, Nah, I'm the

other one.

He's like oh shit, my bad.

I do I.

Understand.

I get it, yeah.

Well what was weird talking

about the dunk contest and

everything going on this

weekend.

Like Jerry like Gio said, the

All Star game is going on now,

but the dunk contest and the

three-point contest happened

Saturday at like 5:00 like since

when has that ever happened?

It's always like prime time spot

on the weekend, like 5:00 the.

Great contest is irrelevant.

Well, I do have some clips for

that if you guys.

Did they, did they bring that

kid that just wins all the time?

No, Max Mcclugge.

They did not invite him this

year.

They don't bring any like big

names to do it the last.

I thought it was Mcclung.

Mcclung.

Yeah, Mcclung.

But he was invited because a

couple teams would sign him for

like a 10 day contract just so

we could go in the NBA like slam

dunk contest.

But this year he wasn't invited.

And there's a couple like lame

dunks.

We could watch you.

We don't have to watch the whole

it's like a minute clip.

We don't have to watch at all.

But these are all the dunks that

were attempted this year, all

lame, nothing exciting.

Remember back in the day when

Blake Griffin jumped over a car

and stuff like that?

Dwight Howard was doing crazy

shit.

Nate Robinson There's the one

guy who blew a birthday like a

birthday candle off a cupcake at

on top of the rim like.

That's a good dunk.

Michael Jordan's like free throw

dunk.

All right, let's watch this.

Let's watch these lame ones.

Because I didn't see this.

Nothing special for the fellow

rookie he's.

Confident he feels he's winning

this thing.

That's the that's the guy who

won travel.

Just nothing.

That was impressive.

Yeah, but he does that in games.

Is.

He.

Going to go back to the one that

he missed.

Earlier, looks like he is Jersey

in LA.

Better do something special.

Just nothing we haven't seen

before.

This is all stuff that.

Travel.

Just those are all dunks like

you can see some of those in

game.

Yeah.

In game.

Impressed.

The the guy from the heat one,

but there's.

The guy who jumped over Diddy.

I think it was Dwight Howard,

ironically.

But it might have.

Been that's that's two people

that like you super.

SUS Dwight Howard is not a SUS

list for sure.

Diddy was Diddy was there for a

reason he wanted.

To they needed Carl Karl,

Anthony Towns there just to like

spice things up.

Just to dance.

I don't know like the only All

Star game that like has

relevance is baseballs and then

like the.

Whole because you can't.

The thing about baseball is you

can't like it's a non contact

sport for the most part.

So it's really difficult.

So like.

You go and you try to hit the

ball like you're trying to hit

it, right.

You, you're out there.

It's a baseball game, right?

So it's not like hockey.

Hockey you don't.

It's a three on three now.

You're not trying to kill each

other.

There's no hitting football.

You're barely hitting.

They turned it into fucking flag

football now.

Yeah, like I remember back in

the day.

Sean Taylor.

Sean Taylor was trying to kill

guys.

He's awesome.

It's not how it used to be.

It's not really best on best.

Shador Sanders made the the pro

ball.

Pro Ball.

And Joe?

Fucker, that's what I'm saying.

It's crazy.

Baseball's one of them ones

where like you're going to go

try and win that game with your

the best roster assembled in the

American League or the NL and

I'm pretty sure.

Home field in the World Series.

Whatever league wins gets home

field during the World Series so

that there is meaning for it.

Is that how it works I'm.

Yeah, I'll double check, but I'm

pretty sure that's exactly what

happens, yeah.

Now they were saying they were

talking about this on the radio.

They said that the NHL kind of

abandoned the All Star game in

favor of Four Nations, and

that's going to kind of be

really what's going to be the

big thing going.

Forward Well, you started seeing

guys like Ovechkin and Sidney

Crosby, they were like, I'm not

going to go, I'm just going to

take the week off and then they

pay the fine.

Yeah, because there's a fine to

it.

So you just pay the fine.

So you get the vacation instead.

It's like taking a vacation, but

it's a millionaire vacation

because you're paying like

75,000 instead of 5000 to go to

the tropical island that you

want to go to.

I don't know.

But I don't know the Four

Nations, like I think last year

we talked about it like it made

the Kachuck brothers like

national household names because

they were talking about them

beating the shit out of the

Canadians like on every news

station then.

So NHL kind of figured out their

way to let the All Star work

because if people are playing

for their country they seem to

care more.

I don't know man, the NBA in

general just has a league image

issue and it's like you got load

management.

No one really cares about the

regular season.

Just boring.

Well, you brought up the Kachuck

brothers.

Yeah, and the United States

played today.

I got to play this clip.

What a great segue into it.

Matthew Kachuk absolutely roasts

Leon Dry's title.

We played Germany today.

We beat the fucking shit out of

them.

They fucking suck.

So let's play this clip.

It's a hot mic.

That moment that they got

Matthew Kachuk.

I'll explain a little bit about

what it's about after the clip.

They immediately cut his mic.

See Leon Dry Seidel.

He's laughing a little bit, but

Matthew Kachuk tells Leon, hey,

always the bridesmaid, never the

bride.

And that is obviously because

Leon dry seidel Edmonton Oiler.

They've lost to Florida, Matthew

Kachuk's team the last two years

in the Stanley Cup.

What a fucking chirp.

Well on top of it, he's also the

number two guy on his team.

Like there's a little bit more

to that, but fuck Leon dry sidle

cuz I don't like that dude.

After the shitty pull with Tage

Thompson, yeah I don't know if

you get so that also may have

triggered the Sabres turn

around, so maybe it's not such a

bad thing.

Tage scores an empty netter and

Dry Sidle goes to him.

He's like like Oh yeah, cool

goal bro, your franchise is a

fucking joke.

And then?

He is to be like, really nice

about it.

He's very abrasive.

Leon Dry Seidel.

He's not shy to be an asshole.

He's nasty to media.

This is nothing new for Leon Dry

Seidel.

Yeah, he, he that's just who he

is as a person.

Even with the media, they'll ask

him.

They'll be like, you know, hey,

your team just lost six games in

a row.

How do you feel?

And you'll be like, how do you

fucking think I feel?

I feel like fucking shit.

We fucking suck.

Like he just like he's he's

yeah, he it's real, but he's

like an asshole.

You.

Can only be so nice for so long

when you get asked the question

like that I guess.

Hey, Leon, you just lost your

second straight Stanley Cup.

How do you feel?

Next question.

No, he doesn't even answer it

like that.

I'll be like, hey, why don't you

get a real fucking job?

You lose it like he's an asshole

that is totally made-up, but

like that's the kind of person

he is because like would be a

great response.

I feel like me, I don't like

him, but I feel like he is me in

a lot of ways.

I feel like that's how I would

react to things.

When things like like people ask

stupid questions, you're going

to get like a really dumb

response.

I don't know, Sometimes you

gotta times.

You got it.

Also on the All Star game thing

for the MLB, since 2017 it is

not granted home field advantage

to the league that won.

So it used to.

It used to, but now it The

advantage goes for the team that

won the Pennant with a superior

regular season record.

But if you win the All Star

game, you're on the team that

wins ALRNL.

You get an additional $25,000

per player with a 10,000 bonus

for whoever is wearing a

microphone with the broadcast,

so the miked up players during

the game.

Sign me up.

Yeah, mic me up, bro.

Let me be a ball boy.

Mic me up by the foul ball.

Like, you know, snagging foul

balls.

Trouble in Paradise with Bryce

Harper, by the way.

Heard that.

No.

So I guess like he had a little

bit of a tiff with his GM or

whatever it is, whoever signs

the contracts in Philly.

And they said, you know, with

Bryce Harper, you expect, you

know, one of the top ten guys in

the league.

He had a bit of a down year.

Like when you hear Bryce Harper,

you think MVP candidate.

And I think he would even say

that like kind of the things

like that.

Like it wasn't, I didn't think

it was like anything out of

line.

Like it was saying like Bryce

Harper has expectations, which

is true.

And this dude was like, Bryce is

like, yeah, I don't know why he

went to the media like that.

That's not how I get fucking

motivated.

He's like, I thought the reason

I signed here in Philly is they

said they handled things in

house and I was like a little

sensitive there.

How would you feel when you

spent your whole career as a

Washington National?

The year you leave, they win the

World Series without you.

I'm just saying Wan Soto won it,

left.

They had a great team.

He could have stayed.

He went to Philly, got paid.

I don't know.

Hey, listen, if you get paid

like a top player, you got to

play like a top player.

And I think Bryce didn't even

have a bad year.

He just didn't have a top five

player in the league year.

There's only so many of those.

Got to get paid, man.

Got to get paid.

You get paid, you're expected.

I got one more thing I wanted to

bring up to you guys before we

roll into our segments.

It's been the number one Google

search thing the last week and

it's going to the Internet side

of things.

I know some of you guys don't

care, but I think as this

unfolds for our younger viewers

and maybe you guys listening,

your kids and you want to know

what they're talking about, I

think our younger generations,

they might be cooked.

Let me just read the tweet.

Jerry can pull it off if he

wants to send it to him, but

this has been a tweet that's

going viral.

I'm going to say it and I'm

going to see if you guys can

dissect anything that's being

said.

It's about a kick streamer.

His name is clavicular.

He's.

Clavicular.

He's known as a looks maxer

which means he post videos on

how to look your best even if

you're not your best.

But let me just go on with the

tweet.

So Clavicular was Midchester

gooning when a group of Floyd's

came and spiked his cortisol

levels.

Is ignoring the Floyd's while

munting and mogging voids more

useful than SMV Chad fishing in

the club?

Do any of you guys know what any

of that?

Means this quartersol is

stressing someone out so.

Hold on, I got the perfect clip

to play the perfect audio sound.

You went full retard man, never

go full retard.

I have no clue what this man

just said.

I don't know.

What the hell?

What does this tweet say?

Some group of people stressed

them out or something like that,

or.

Something some dudes were hating

on them.

And whatever Floyds are.

Or maybe it's girls who.

Knows it's a it's a Floyd like

an op.

All right, so here's what I

thought.

I thought Floyds.

Floyds are definitely females,

but I thought Floyds were like

fours, like 4 out of 10s.

So I thought they were like

girls that were, you know, 4 out

of 10s.

Oh, some hot bitches stressed

them out.

No, Floyds are female in cells.

So like an incel of someone who

is like horny alone and they

just don't talk to the opposite

sex.

So they're like you're an incel,

like you just keep to yourself

incel I guess.

So I don't know how these girls

are Fords.

Like there's there's a picture

of the girls.

That sounds like like the geeky

girl that's like really a freak

that like once it's discovered,

you just keep that on the low.

Yeah, so I, I, I thought Fords

totally meant something.

Else share with the boys not at

the same time.

So it's just like, yeah, yeah,

man, there's great news.

Could be a good time.

All right, so he was at ASU and.

Tossed me that bottle, young

young buck.

All right, so like I said, he

was at ASU frat party streaming,

talking to some Floyds, which I

thought were fours.

Apparently not.

They're just female themselves.

I'm tossing, I'm tossing.

I gotta keep continuing the

focal point of this

conversation.

All right, so all right.

Mid Jester gooning, I looked at.

What does that mean?

Mid jester gooning.

Not confirmed, but Urban

Dictionary is a tension seeking

behavior in an attempt to

impress fools.

Oh, so he's peacocking?

Or impress voids so it's the

press female in cells.

Or it's like, you know, you're

making a fool of yourself in

order to like.

He's peacocking.

Yeah, well, peacocking, you

know, he's trying to break the

ice with a bunch of voids.

These kids nowadays, they will

do anything to get away from our

generations.

They literally make up words

that mean the same things that

we have words for.

Yeah.

So he was trying to show off to

get some pussy.

Yeah, exactly.

Thank you Gio for dissecting.

OK, let's generation we bridge

the gap.

This has to be Axe.

This is Gen.

No, this is Gen.

It's got to be let me just.

This is Gen.

Z, it has to be all.

Right, let me see what spiked

this cortisol levels means if I

can get an urban Dictionary of

that.

It's stressed them out.

Or got them aroused.

No.

It's a humor.

It's no spiking the cortisol

level.

I know cortisol stress.

It is the response to stress.

But you never know what Gen.

Z could mean.

So let me just Urban Dictionary

in it because like you never

know, they could, it could be

totally something different.

I think you should have had this

all ready to go.

We'll have some of it ready to

go.

All right, sudden stress or or

shock.

So he's mid jester gooning.

He's trying to impress a bunch

of voids when they stress them

out.

And then the question is to

young men out there is ignoring

female in cells while munting

and mogging.

So mogging is like you're like

you're with a bunch of guys and

you're mod, you don't even look

at them, you don't pay attention

to them.

So it's like you're you're.

It's like when we're zinning and

smoking cigarettes exactly and

drinking beers.

Yeah, like you're just mogging.

It's an Internet slang.

It means you outclass over

shadow someone in terms of

physical appearance, height,

masculinity, or overall

presidents presents.

So like so you're mogging them.

You're you're out shining other

guys.

So like again, the question is,

is ignoring the floyds while

munting and mogging more useful

than SMV Chad fishing in the

club?

Well, I don't know what that

means.

I got to find that out too.

What the fuck dude, how deep are

we going into this?

Dude hold on, I think SMV is

your.

This is the worst tweet.

This is the most retarded tweet

ever tweeted.

SMV Chad fishing hold.

On I need a translation for

English and this is bullshit.

If you wanted to piss people

off, play this at the Super

Bowl, not Bad Bunny.

Seriously dude, not even fucking

Turning Point could fix this.

I think SMV is your sexual

something value.

No, no, no, it wouldn't be

something value.

Oh.

I don't know what that stands

for.

Suggested male value I don't

know.

Sexual something value.

Why don't you just look it up?

Well, cuz I can't really find

that meaning.

Cuz it doesn't.

If you can't find it on the

Internet, it doesn't exist.

SMV, according to the Internet,

mean slow moving vehicle.

They all hate slow moving.

I got, I'll tell you that right

now.

Sexual market value.

OK, sexual market.

Value.

So like, they put themselves up

on a pedestal.

All right, all right.

I think I got it.

I think I finally dissected,

dissected it.

So is ignoring the female in

cells while mogging other males

more useful than your sexual

market value while Chad fishing

in the club?

What is Chad fishing?

I got to look that up too.

What the fuck?

You had your opportunity.

I know, but there's so much.

What is Chad fishing?

There's so.

Much.

You fucking asshole, you should

have had this prepared.

I was trying to do it word by

word.

Was two hours.

Late, in a weird way, I get it.

All right, Chad Fishing combines

the concepts of Chad, the

architectural attractive male,

and the subculture of

catfishing.

So it's the practice of creating

a fake dating profile using

photos of an attractive male,

often a model to see how women

react or manipulate attention

online.

So apparently to dissect this

tweet for the younger

generations that is causing the

Internet to.

Go can you dissect it for us

like regular people to dissect?

It for everyone today.

We did it word by word now.

So the question out there is

ignoring the is ignoring females

while mogging on males.

What is mogging?

You know, outclassing them out,

shining them, trying to be more

macho than them so.

Can you just?

So is it so?

Is it?

Can you?

Translate this in terms I

understand.

All right, so is it more

important to ignore females

while outclassing other males in

the club?

Is it more useful to your sexual

market value to ignore the

females or to mog on the other

males?

So is it more important to

ignore females or mag on other

males be?

Better looking than the other,

yeah.

Just be better looking and just

be around and that's really all

it is.

First off, better looking

necessarily isn't even that

like.

No take care of yourself, be fit

and just smell and just exist.

Like man, how did they make

getting just talking about

trying to get some pussy

difficult?

I think that's what.

It's already difficult enough

for these fucking retards that

don't have any type of social

they have no.

Social skills.

Yeah, like again, like, it is a

simple concept.

You're at the bar, you're trying

to get some pussy.

Rule 1 don't pull out a vape

with a weird flavor and be like

do you guys want to hit my vape

that I mean.

Don't start with that.

Maybe later at the time it might

be into that.

Apparently you know them Gen.

Z ers.

They like their vapes.

They do.

That's a good rule though.

Don't bring roof roof null GHB

roofed out.

That's a good rule.

Don't bring that around.

Yeah, that's, that's criminal.

Yeah.

That that would make you a

criminal.

Yeah, definitely don't do that.

That makes you a criminal.

Yeah, that's a solid piece of

advice.

We went like you.

You went dark.

Come on, just.

I was going to say don't vape.

Brush your teeth.

Yeah, Spike alone deodorant.

Regular hygiene you.

Know keep your hair like

groomed.

Keep your facial hair.

Don't.

Wear dirty clothes and I'm like

simple this is.

Just take care of your body and

it it will take care of you.

I mean, here's the thing, like,

you know, it's the buyer's

gotten pretty low in terms of

like male standards throughout

the years.

Record low.

Like so I feel like record.

Low like how girls like the dad

bought and stuff like like.

Overall, like male standards are

down big time.

Like girl, every girl says they

want the 65 fucking 6 figure

guy, but it did just not happen.

One, there's not that many 6

five guys 2 there's hope for

you, Caleb.

Three, you just it doesn't make

sense.

Like there's there's so many bum

ass dudes that you've met and

you're like, how the fuck do

like that?

Like hot girl, talk to that guy

and I'm sure all of us can think

of at least three.

Well, first of all, I'm going to

say.

Caleb's on my list.

Hey, hold on.

Out of the three that you're

thinking, I only got one.

I'm funny and I got a sense of

humor.

That's it.

I was just thinking like, I was

talking about people that are

like absolute fucking slobs that

got hot girls.

Oh, I I'm.

Not a slob, thank you though.

I Jerry, I know there's one that

you're thinking of.

No, I'm not thinking of anybody

but.

No, I'm just thinking like if

you.

Got.

How can I say that Ski Clubber?

Interesting.

We'll see.

That's what I'm thinking.

If you're if you're a slob of a

guy but you hook up with a hot

girl, you either well hung, lot

of money, or you're funny.

How do you know?

How do you How do they know

you're well hung?

Well, that you lure them in with

the money first.

Or unless you're funny.

You don't get it all.

Getting all three well hung

money and funny.

Is it?

It's a rare combo.

Can we move on to something?

I don't want to talk about this

tweet anymore.

I know it's.

Getting kind of, I just wanted

to bring it up because like.

All right, you know what?

It's getting gay.

It's time Caleb hit that intro

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We're doing it big.

All right up first.

We got a sicko right here.

His name is Christopher Carroll.

He is an ex Baltimore County MD

medic charged with masturbating

on food and station property.

Real sickle.

Lock this guy up immediately.

Should get the death penalty

immediately.

And all his Co workers should

beat the shit out of him.

Yeah, they should be allowed to

file to be part of the gang

beating and then be able to

watch as he's murdered.

Just throwing it out there.

If you jizz on someone's food

and they eat it, I'm not an

advocate.

I say it all the time.

I'm not an advocate for like

super violence.

Like you want to punch a guy in

the face?

OK, It is what it is.

If somebody jizzes on your food

and you can prove it was them

with 100% certainty, you should

be allowed to kill them.

I'm sorry.

So that's the crazy thing about

the story.

This guy filmed this stuff

happening and he put it on his

only fans account.

So he is a former Baltimore

County paramedic.

He's been arrested, faces 23

charges in connection with

masturbating on food and

property of Co workers,

according to charge documents

released on Wednesday.

So this is Christopher.

I'm Carol, 36.

He surrendered to detectives

last Wednesday afternoon and is

being held without bond at the

Baltimore County Detention

Center.

He has been charged at 23

charges, most of which are for

causing.

Another 23. 23 charges.

Death.

Death penalty.

Causing another person to ingest

bodily fluid as well as

malicious destruction of

property.

Each count for non consensual

indigestion of body fluids

carries a maximum penalty of 10

years incarceration and fines up

to 2500.

Dollars Death Death Penalties

23. 23 at 10 years, so this

guy's getting 2. 100 I don't

want to make any jokes, but you

could make a 23andMe joke right

now, but I don't want to do it.

I still say that.

You don't want.

Yeah, this is the DNA you don't

want to give or get.

Kill this man.

I'm sorry.

Give him the death penalty.

Get rid of this.

This is This is.

Been under investigation since

December 4th.

You thought COVID was bad?

No, this is worse than COVID.

No, you just eliminate this man.

So I heard about this while I

was actually listening to like

some sports talk radio.

Clearly it's a a slow time of

the year for sports when they're

talking about weird stories like

this.

Now they said that there was

also some urinating as well

going on like he pissed in the

chili at the Firehouse inside

the fridge.

I'm surprised this story got out

there that's yours and they just

didn't handle it.

I mean that that's a.

That's a hard one to handle

internally.

Well.

Just it would be murder.

They also.

He also peed in the coffee

Creamer.

Oh, I thought he, you know, jizz

in the coffee Creamer.

But he did pee in the ice

machine and then he wiped his

penis off on the ice scooper.

And then he mixed the use the

ice scooper to mix up his pee in

the ice.

And then several of his Co

workers took ice out of the ice

machine and put it in their

drinks.

Bro I'm just throwing it out

there again, I'm not an advocate

for violence this time.

Give this man it's already 10

years per charge. 10 years?

That means 30 years.

That's bad.

So like 10 years is a that's a

huge charge right?

You get less for getting caught

with an illegal gun.

Eliminate this man.

I would rather deal with the

biggest.

And I don't care what anyone

says, if somebody's like, look

at this guy advocating for

somebody to be killed.

If you found out a man jizzed or

pissed into your drink, I'm just

throwing it out there.

I I I don't think that there's a

limit.

This was one of the better.

This isn't like a man pissing

into a cup and throwing it on

you.

No, right?

No.

This is they're you.

They're literally they are

letting you consume their pee

unknowingly.

And then they're filming it and

putting.

Or jizz, whatever it was.

And then they're putting it on

their only fans count.

So there is video evidence.

And he ejaculated onto a Co

worker's keyboard and then and

then into someone else's coffee

Creamer.

Watch law enforcement seized

swab for DNA and it did match.

Oh my God.

So not only is there video

evidence, there's DNA evidence

as well.

Yeah, that is.

What kind of case would you

have?

Just throwing it out.

Oh me, I didn't have a stalled

second because I fucking stabbed

him.

Defense defense attorney.

I know I I get it.

I know half of you is just.

I would castrate him.

Listen.

It's a good, it's a good

punishment.

Defense, it's you have to be his

defense attorney.

OK, I got to be his defense.

Attorney and here.

Justifying you're.

Justifying No, you're you're the

defense attorney of the man who

murdered him.

Oh, the man who murdered.

Him.

Yeah.

So like, you know,

hypothetically, he jizzed in the

coffee Creamer that I used.

I used it and of course it's

disgusting even thinking about

it.

You shake up the coffee Creamer

every time before you use it.

This is good here.

All right, Your Honor, my client

was actually suffering a bout of

temporary insanity Once he

discovered the fact that he had

ingested another man's semen

unknowingly and in a fit of

rage, he beat him.

He did not intend to kill him.

He just wanted to get

retribution, which, you know,

any other person who would have

done that without consent would

probably feel the same way.

Sustained.

He's not getting murder and

might you might get

manslaughter.

The jury's going to be.

And then you got.

I know.

And then and then the jury has

to get involved.

It's like, how would you feel?

Closing statement, My client,

while he did a act that is not

commendable, how would you feel

if that was your son or daughter

that unwittedly ingested that

while they were at work helping

their community, saving you?

These are firemen, EMTs, first

responders, that they are trying

their damnedest and dealing with

all of the outside stressors and

they might not come home to

their families.

And in their moment of peace

when they are at the station

house or fire hall, they are

then dealt dealing with someone

ejaculating in something as

simple as their coffee or their

food.

I rest my case.

My client is not guilty.

He sold me.

Yeah, I'm in.

I'm in.

It'd be really hard, dude.

It would be really and and and

murders unanimous, right?

It's all yeah.

It's like it's a hung jury.

If it's like murder, it has to

be.

There'd be one guy on there

who's like, I don't give a fuck

if someone jizz my coffee.

I I would fucking kill myself.

I'd hate that jury forever.

It would.

Never end.

It would never end.

You're not changing my.

Mind dude, there's no way you

get 2 juries.

I had that.

Could never get 2 juries.

No way could you get.

Two juries.

My dramatic post there like and

you know, it's some attorney

who's really practicing that.

He's got like time to do it.

I pulled that out of my ass in

like 3 seconds.

That's what I'm saying.

There's no way you could

convince one, let alone 2, that

they wouldn't kill a man if they

found out that a man was jizzing

into their coffee Creamer.

And listen, you don't got to

convince 12, you got to convince

One fucking person.

Oh, even even like if there's a

hung like, well, there shouldn't

be like a hung female, but even

a female on that jury would be

like, this is absolutely

disgusting, totally justified.

I get it, yeah.

Boy.

Let's move on because I'm now,

I'm now Speaking of that, they

should just they should death

penalty.

Let's not go to the I.

Don't care if it's the state, I

don't care if it's a state that

there isn't the death penalty.

He deserves it.

Take it federal.

Let's not go to the second

video.

Let's go.

To the let's go.

To the last one, because it kind

of connects to this first one.

We'll go to the middle one next.

We have a serial train

masturbator that has been caught

in England and this guy England,

I don't know what's going on

there.

People like this, you need to

keep them, keep them away from

the train.

You know I'm just saying, just

looking at the thumbnail, this

looks like a guy that would be

masturbating on train.

So let's watch the clip and

we'll go from there.

A serial train masturbator was

caught red handed just 12 days

after being released and is now

back behind bars.

James Gavacol exposed himself to

a lone woman on a train despite

being ordered not to approach

women on their own for any

reason.

The shop victim left the train

where she reported his actions

to rail staff, who immediately

contacted British Transport

Police.

James was arrested on the spot

in July last year, with checks

revealing he was in breach of an

existing sexual harm prevention

order following his release from

prison a mere 12 days earlier.

The 40 year old had been jailed

in July 2024 for two separate

incidents on the same.

Day where he exposed himself to

women and masturbated.

All right, well, you know, I

mean, it's time for castration.

You got your chance to this.

Guy's got several chances,

gotten off on his chances and

still trying to get off on.

Trains that's that's not a

phrase you can really use well

on his get gotten off on his

chances.

This guy is just a fucking piece

of shit but gotten off was a

poor choice.

It was a poor choice, but you

know it was.

You should have just got off.

Should.

Have just got off on the train

when he was told to get off.

What is going on in this world?

I mean, here's the thing, like,

why do you got to do it on a

train?

Like Pornhub's free.

In your own house.

He's seen every single click.

He's watched it all.

He's like, there's nothing left.

Dude that's crazy.

Have you ever been to page 12142

man?

This.

Guy did I'm I'm disappointed

after Page 3.

Lock him.

Up how to get here?

How did it get here?

I feel like his punishment

should be he should just ride in

the caboose of the train and

just never get never get off.

No.

Well, and castration.

No, I think that it's simple.

Like you got to like, I'm sure

there's some chemical that

prevents like fucking boners.

Oh, like a darling medication

that will numb his serotonin in

his brain.

Yeah.

He has to live at the first

Guy's Cafe.

All right, that's punishment

enough.

He's never going to buy to do

that again.

All right, I like that.

No that.

No, because then he'll get so

excited he might want to be the

sous chef.

Probably those two.

Team to add to this.

All right, just lock them both

up, they deserve to be punished

for life.

Up next is crazy video.

We got an off duty police

officer.

Looks like he's getting into

some sort of Rd. ratings

incident.

I've seen I've seen this clip.

It's pretty.

Crazy.

It's pretty crazy.

I feel like you guys would enjoy

it, so let's watch. 22092209

straight Southeast.

Good thing he was at his house.

Jesus, do you have anything on

how the story played out?

No, because all the captions

were in Chinese.

Sorry, I don't.

I wish I had more but the

caption were in Chinese and I

couldn't figure out.

Crazy situation.

Obviously the off duty police

officer would be the one that

was shooting and firing shots at

the the Jeep that was going

after him.

It's nice to see a Jeep that

could actually handle well.

They usually have the shake of

death but this, this Jeep owner

is insane.

Obviously they deserved

everything they got.

I really pray to God.

Caleb, I just wanted you to know

that I found this story with a

simple Google search of Jeep

tries to run over off duty cop.

Oh, I was just on Instagram.

So I have the background story

if you'd like.

Please, I was just going to

finish a point.

Let's pray that the officer

lived, but I I'm almost positive

I saw the English version of

this and he did.

Yeah, that's good.

So a it is attempted murder.

So he did live.

A Decatur man has been indicted

for attempted murder nine months

Decatur no Decatur DACDEC ATUR

is this.

Decatur in Georgia, where all

the rappers are from.

Alabama.

Alabama Decatur in Alabama that.

Was Georgia?

Yeah, that's where all the

rappers are from.

Has been indicted for attempted

murder nine months after

doorbell video showed an off

duty police officer getting hit

multiple times by a Jeep

Wrangler.

According to court records,

Gregory Martin Hill, 55, was

arrested on August 18 after

footage showed Jack Brown, an

officer with the Decatur Police

Department, being hit by a Jeep.

In his own Decatur, Decatur,

Decatur, AL.

The officer future.

Future always talks about it.

The officer's home doorbell

camera captured that video.

Police said the incident started

on the afternoon after Brown

noticed a man sitting in the

Jeep stationary in front of the

officer's home.

Brown asked the man, later

identified as hell, if he needed

help.

Hill started cursing at Brown,

court records say, before

backing out and hitting another

car parked on the street.

As Brown walked toward the end

of the driveway, Hill tried to

run him over, hitting a tree

instead, the footage shows.

Brown then running to into his

house, gets the gun.

The off duty officer comes back

outside with his department

issue weapon and told Hill to

get down.

Hill refused, obviously, as the

video showed.

He got back into the Jeep and

let's see here, the officer

obviously fired his gun several

times as we saw.

Oh wow, so Brown being pushed

across the yard in front of the

vehicle before Hill is accused

of backing up and running over

the officers legs.

Jesus Christ.

Despite being hit, Brown and a

person who witnessed the

incident, we were able to subdue

Hill.

Other officers arrived on scene

were able to place Hill under

arrest.

Police say the officer was taken

to Huntsville Hospital on the

night of the incident and

released later that night.

Beast beast.

Hill was booked.

On you to hear me before you see

me. $1,000,000 cash bond and

conditions of the bond said Hill

would be supervising stay under

house arrest with GPS

monitoring.

No alcohol or firearms.

The case was bound to a grand

jury in September with

indictment being returned on

April 14th.

As of May 3rd, no hearings or

dates have been set in the case.

That was two years ago.

Shocking.

Even in Alabama, you can just

get away with running people

over in cars.

Yeah.

I mean, $1,000,000 bond, I don't

think he's put that up.

He's probably still in.

Jail 100,000.

I'm sure he's in jail, but I

mean 100 grand, what do you

need, 10%?

You put up a house, half a

house. 1/10 depends.

I mean, he doesn't have a car

anymore.

You can't put up something

that's seized as evidence.

Agreed.

And I think the assessed value

would.

Be what a fucking beast, dude.

Yeah, gets ran over somehow

doesn't have a broken leg.

And then got backed over again,

yeah.

You ever been ran over by a car?

No, no.

Just throwing it out there, I've

had my foot ran over by a car.

It's weird how easy it just goes

over it is like unless it just

parks on your foot.

I mean, I just don't like.

It's kind of weird.

I get that because like it's

such a quick, like you've got

your feet ran over, it's quick.

It passes over like it's almost

not enough time to.

It just happens quick.

Like, and it's not like it's a

like an item that's like, I'm

trying to think of a heavy like

block style, like a fucking

boulder falls on your foot or

something like that.

Like a 45 LB weight break

someone's foot if it falls on

it, which is weird, but there's

something about the transfer of

weight because of that.

I don't know how that works, but

I'm not a scientist.

Physics, you know.

But then you think of there's

people who had their legs ran

over, which obviously you would

think that there's zero chance

in hell like your leg can handle

a fucking two ton vehicle.

Like I'm pretty fucking nervous

it's a fucking Ford Fiesta

running me over to let alone a

fucking Jeep.

Well, we're glad that he's OK,

Yeah.

And this piece of shit's in

jail.

Hero cop right there.

Cool video though, very cool.

What a great what a great start

to patrol gone wild through the

year.

Show Notes

Episode 209 of the Down to Herf Podcast, “Paging Dr. Farkas,” covers the latest Olympic results, the Canadian curling cheating controversy, and some of the wildest Gen Z slang making the rounds. We also review the newly released Viaje One of One.

Patrol Gone Wild features an EMT charged with a shocking crime, a bizarre train jerker, and a crazy police shootout.

Caleb’s News brings updates on a new endeavor from Drew Estate, the tragic barn fire at Plasencia, and a new expression announced from Yellowstone.

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