196 Unboxing table for one? PAVA Takes it to the people

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Red light, gotta follow the red light, red light. Do do do! Welcome to episode 196 of a Cigar Hustler Podcast. I love when nothing works here, because we have problems before.

It's working? Yeah, it's still the number one show on Podbean. It's working. Cigar show.

It's working. I don't appreciate the feedback for the new camera or even something new today, but you guys can't see it. Uh-oh, somebody, uh, oh, the hangy thingy. Yeah, now the camera hangs from the ceiling.

Don't wear tripods. No more tripods. What's up with the tripods? You too can, uh, be part of this.

You too can be a part of our podcast family and invest in our show. Boom. Put your products in front of hundreds of listeners, viewers, every episode. We're heard on, oh, thousands, thousands of listeners.

I don't know why he keeps doing that. Because I have two of these, and they get confused which ones. Oh, because the other one's got hundreds. The other show's got hundreds.

It's got thousands. Thousands. This is the big show. We're heard on 12 different podcast providers weekly all around the world.

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What's going on, Michael? Fucking mess. You're a mess. You know, it's been very busy.

What's been going on? I don't know, a whole, you know, a whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of, whole lot of. I got my projecting screen up. Oh, for your new thing?

I bought this cheap-ass projector. Right, have you used it yet? Yeah, it's amazing. Is it really?

It's awesome. How big are the people? It's limited. Like, there are specific things that you cannot do with this thing, but I'm going to tell you.

So, no porn? No, I'm sure you could do porn. Oh, well, what is the limit? No video games.

It's like... No daytime. Okay, let me tell you what happened. Yes.

So I bought the projector. I was like, oh, shit. So I went on Amazon. They got me.

Right. It was on Instagram or something. It's like, projector's green. I was like, don't bite the social media.

I'm still waiting on those AirPods. So, well, it's Amazon. So I clicked on the link, and it takes me to Amazon. I was like, okay, shit.

So had you been talking about it or something? No. It just popped up, huh? Yeah, it did.

Now they're reading their minds. It did. I was like, okay, this is cool. I'm like, so I can get a projector screen, I can get a screen that pulls down, I can get a mount for it and put it on the wall for like $220 bucks.

Wait, what'd you put on the wall? The projector! Oh, yeah. Oh, it doesn't hang from the ceiling?

No, I can't hang it from the ceiling because it's on the patio. Oh. Oh, yeah. So I can only watch it in the evenings.

Oh, so it does wash out in daytime. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, okay, all right, cool, whatever, we'll get this. All right.

So I get all the stuff. I go to attach it to the mounting bracket. Yeah, you're broken. No, the little, it's a little projector.

It has no attachments for mounts. It's got nothing. So you zip tie it up? I started with zip ties.

That was, that was day one. Day one was a zip. Now the screen hasn't arrived yet. So we cut a sheet.

Oh, why'd you cut it? You just hung the sheet. Because it was, uh, we only, the only white sheet that we had was one of the fitted sheets. Oh yeah, it was all wrinkled.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. So Brittany, you went in like a boss and fucking cut it up.

and uh so we put it up like this is amazing now you you can't zoom in you can't zoom out it's like where you put it is where you put it it's done right so zip ties worked and then i like a couple days later i was like i bet you i can get this thing to mount onto this thing so i disassembled all the parts there's a little disassemble yeah so i uh i there's a little like screw thing on the bottom portion so i screwed it into the mount like that thing yeah kind of something like that That would be perfect. You want the old tripod? No. Oh.

Okay. No. It's out of the way. Oh.

It's up in the butterfly in the sky. Right. I can go twice a day. Right.

So it's, yeah, so it's set up. And we've been watching football on it and shit. Yeah. And it's, it's awesome.

It's fucking awesome. Is it perfect? No. What do you want for 200 bucks?

Well, we're still a little pricey. What? $220 for a month? For the entire thing?

Or just for the projector? Yeah, no, I ran eight. I've seen projectors for like less than a hundred bucks. " So I have like a Bluetooth speaker on my patio that we usually play music and shit on, I'm like, "Oh, I bet you this links up.

" Only problem? It's a delay. There's a delay on the sound. So it kicks back like, yeah, so that was super frustrating.

I couldn't watch it, I can't stand it when movies do that. You're watching a bootleg movie or something that sounds off, I just go... It sounds off, I just go, what are you doing? It sounds off, I can't watch it.

This is driving me nuts. This is driving me fucking nuts. And she'll put subtitles on, like I'm not reading a movie, I'm sorry, I'm not doing that. Yeah, I know.

Unless it's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or something. Oh, something with a different language. I'm still not reading that. Such a commitment.

So, I bought an auxiliary cable for the speaker. Oh my lord, that blue thing is delicious. It is delicious. G Fuel's taking over the shop.

Bang rings. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Yeah, we had such a good relationship with him for so many years, with the sponsorship of the show and everything. You know.

They were never sponsored. Now we're going to G Fuel, which I feel may sponsor the show very soon. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, but will they really sponsor the show?

Oh, yeah. Oh, sure, yeah. God, I hate you. The funny one is, you won't know.

Anyway, sorry, you hooked up a cord. Yeah, so I hooked up a cord. So there's a sound out on the little box. Yeah.

How's it with all these jacks on this tiny box? It's amazing. It's like this big. Like this big?

Oh, no, it's that big. It's like this big. It's like a cigar box. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. A cigar box is a great comparison. Like that thing there?

Yeah, it's like this. Oh, gotcha. So. But the picture quality is amazing.

Yeah. Why is this not moving? Uh-oh. I don't know.

It's still going. It's the Wi-Fi. It's all choppy. And it'll be fine when it records.

Is the Wi-Fi a little choppy? The Wi-Fi here sucks, so it's the slow connection. The Wi-Fi sucks. So.

Hmm. Wow, it's really slow. Anyway. Anyway, so it's pretty cool.

So I wanted to take the kids to see, it was for my own selfish reasons, but I want to take the kids to the movies. Right. I want to take the kids to see Venom. Oh, okay.

The new one. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't go.

It wasn't well received. The movie wasn't? No. So Saturday morning, I was going to like, hey, let's go see Venom.

Right. Let's go see Venom. You know, like you clean up your room and you take care, you get everything ready. We'll go to Venom.

" And Jess is like, "I'm not going. I don't want to see that movie. " Oh, oh, it'd be scary. It'd be scary.

You gotta run through it. So I'm like, alright, well then, you know, that's fine. Well, you know what? Dad's going.

So I tried to, I figured, well, I'm sure I can just rent it later and watch it on the movie projector. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't rent it. It's not available.

Who, who makes it? Sony. Oh, yeah, nope. It's not out yet.

Nope. It's not out for rent. Do you try Amazon? Sometimes they do that kind of stuff.

That's what I thought. Yeah. I didn't know. It was like $1,700 you can rent.

I would have paid $20 for it, you know, to rent. Yeah. Or $30. I would have pushed the envelope at $30.

Well, for you and the boys to go. Yeah, it would have been the same thing. The food, the popcorn. I'm ahead of the game.

Right, yeah. But that didn't work. So we wound up watching something else or whatever. I think we watched Free Guy.

Good movie. Oh, was it good? I heard bad things. Really?

No. Well, they dug it. Oh. They dug it.

You look that way a little bit at the people. Well, the problem is now that I can't see me, like you've taken- So you look at the red light. You've removed that away from me. You look at the red light.

I don't like to look at the people. I like to look at you. What are you going to do when we're downstairs and we're both, we're not sort of facing each other anymore? I'm going to sit like this and I'm going to like this.

And I'm going to look right at you. You're going to look right at you. I'm going to look right at you. This doesn't feel natural to me.

" This is like real TV, Michael. Yeah, whatever. Hey, you want to be an actor in a movie? There's somebody taking auditions for, I saw it on Facebook, a student making a film.

I'm down. But you got to, what's it called when you go out and try out for the movie? Audition? Yes, thank you.

I'll audition. I'll send you a link then if I can find it. I'll audition. Somewhere I must have put in that, so now when one pops up, they send it to me.

Audition for a movie. Audition for a movie. Could be you. I'll totally do that.

Could be you. I'm like, line. I'll be in my trailer if you need me. And by trailer, I mean my Nissan Versa.

I'll be in my Nissan Versa. It's got the Bears all over you. You can find it. Reading a book.

With the air conditioning on. So I coached Justice's football game. Friday night. Friday night, yeah.

Did they win? Yeah, they won. Why did you hesitate? They won.

You know, because I thought that we were behind. You didn't know the score? Yeah. Is there not a scorekeeper?

There's a ref, and I could have asked what the score was, but I thought I was keeping track. Oh, so there's no board. Like we were at the, at the half, we were at the one yard line and we didn't score before the end of the half. And you gave up and then?

No, I was, well, I'm not the offensive coach, I'm the defensive coach. Ah. So I'm like, fuck, we're being, we're gonna be behind. And then we turned over the ball again, we got the ball back at the half, but we turned over the ball again.

Oh. I'm like, damn it. Hate when they turn over the ball. So, yeah, it was very, very, very fresh, very fresh.

So it comes down to this last play. You keep turning over the ball. It comes down to this last play. You didn't flee flicker.

No, we're on defense. We're on defense and we're up two points. So the kids ask me, are we winning? I go, no, we're not winning.

I flat out said, you always say yes. No, we're not winning, even though we were winning. You always say yes, there you go. You know what?

The important thing is that you have fun. No, it's not. The important thing is that they learn fundamentals of football. And that they have fun.

I don't care if they win or lose. And that they have fun. No. No, no, no, no.

Here's what's important. No. Terrible. Here's what's important about being a coach.

I'm gonna tell you this right now. Write this down. I've been a coach before. What's important is that you educate the kids on the fundamentals of the game.

Oh, is that they have fun. And they all get the little trophy at the end. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, Michael.

That's the way the world works. Totally unacceptable. All participation. Hey, you win.

No, no. Like you've been on the show. All you do is participate. That's it.

I participate. I get a trophy. And you get it. We have gotten several trophies.

We have gotten several trophies from me just hanging out. One trophy and one plaque. It's amazing. They just come in the mail.

There you go. So, no, what's important is that the kids understand the fundamentals of the game, and that they learn something, right, and that they try their best. They learn to try their best. And that they have fun.

They're not having fun. What, do you want to be miserable the entire time? If they're trying their best, they're going to have fun. But I'm not going to say, here's what we need to do.

I try my best here. If you want to fucking go have fun, go to the trampoline place. I want to have fun playing football with my dad. No, they have to learn how to play the game.

Yes, but things don't have fun. They can. Yes. If they do all these other things.

It's that simple. Can't they have fun first? No, no. Do the other coaches have the same plan as you with "nobody has fun"?

The other coaches are way worse than me. About not having fun? Yeah. No, it's not about- Who are you horrible people yelling at these children?

Have you ever tried to coordinate 5- and 6-year-olds? Yes, I think I did younger than that, and they played soccer. That's like herding cats. First of all, that's nothing.

The ball, in soccer, the ball just goes and there's a glob of kids following. Right, you just hope they go the right direction. No, no, no, no, no. Don't kick it this way.

Kick it. Third run. Third run. Everybody third.

No. I'm trying to explain. I can get balled over here. I can get it in this one easy.

I have one kid that's super fast, super aggressive, great defensive player, listens to me. Jax? No. No, Jax is older.

He's in the. Oh, Justice. I mean, sorry. If you would not name them all with J's, it'd be so much easier.

Justice is very good. I mean, Jetty is just hard to keep track of her. Justice is very good, but. He's not the fastest.

No, he's not. Papa might think you're the fastest. That's a Papa Mike and thinking all the dads, the dad of the kid. When your mommy's playing is for you, Papa Mike is for you.

No, believe me, Justice is a great player, and I won't say the other kids' names because that's, I don't think that's appropriate or whatever. I doubt they're brought in the fans. Probably not, you know. I doubt their parents even know it is.

But, you know, there's one kid that I'm like, he's, we're on the same page. I'm like, listen, I need you to. Oh, he's a favorite. I need, well, he saves us every time.

Every time. He saves us every time. So, you know. Does he push the weight height limit for the team?

Is he like a big five-year-old or something? It's kindergarten and first grade. Is he a big first grader? No, it's pre-K and kindergarten.

Is he a big kindergarten? No. Okay, anyway. No.

So, alright, so it's on the last play. " No, we're not winning. We're not winning. Meanwhile, we're winning.

It's a loss, kids. I know what to tell you. We're not winning. I hope nobody's having fun, because you guys all suck.

I hope we're not having fun. Because you all suck right now. Dude, of course I want the kids to have fun, but it's important that the kids learn. Yes.

It's important that they learn. I think you're turning so your arms look bigger in the camera. Wait, you won't leave me alone. Just go away.

I like that I can see it in your camera. I don't like you. This is terrible. So it's important that kids learn, Michael.

And that they have fun. Please continue. I can't just can't. Please continue.

I can't continue with you. Continue. So it's the last play, obviously. Last play.

And Mark is doing an incredible job. So the other, so one coach. Steve, Tim. So here's what happens.

The other head coach, or the actual head coach. The other head coach. The actual head coach does a swap of a player. Right.

Takes a good player out? No, no, no. He's not taking one. I won't let him.

Oh, no. He's the defensive coach, though. Yeah, so he's like, hey, you come out, you come in. And as he's doing this, they run their play.

Hike. Was there no timeout called? No, they just go. You're right.

So this was a mess up on our behalf, like a whole swap thing. During the game. Yeah, I've done that before. That's not good.

No. It's not good. And this is the last play of the game. And we're up and I don't know.

So, you could get a penalty with too many players on the field? No, they're not going to do that. But they'll start to play while you guys are swapping players. Yeah, it's like, oh, shit.

So, yeah, so the play's rolling. I mean, listen, the refs of these teams, of these games, you know, they're high school kids. They don't give a fuck. Oh, they're high school kids?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they don't give a fuck. Yeah, especially for that lower level. They're going, I got beer waiting.

Can we wrap this up? Yeah, I'm just getting my community service in. Right. So, as the swap's going.

I got a cheerleader waiting at home for me. As the swap's going, they hike the ball. They don't say anything. Hike.

Yeah, it's very quiet. It's like, all of a sudden, I see it's going to... Everybody walk. All of a sudden, I see the play's running.

I'm like, go, go, go, go, go, go! So now our guys are going. Well, this kid's up the field. The fast kid.

Well, no, the other running back. Their running back is... Oh, they're running back. He's gone.

He's... He's booking. Beep, beep. So they started at their end zone, and he's just hauling ass.

Oh, they're going right from like the one. They're going from one end zone to the other end zone. And if they score, we lose. So we lose.

Well, you thought you'd already lost. And I thought that we'd already lost. So you're like, fine. So I'm gonna tell you, our kids, they hauled ass.

Everybody get him! Yeah. Especially the one kid. The fast kid.

Peter. He closed that gap and pulled the flag. Marvin. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

So he pulled the flag. What's his name begin with? And he won the game. I'm not telling you.

Wait. Oh. Because he stopped them. Right.

It was a team effort. They all won. Right. No, a lot of our kids hustle.

They try. But not like him. Yeah, I mean, this kid's pretty fast. He's the best.

He understands. He's the favorite. He understands, Michael. Yeah.

He understands that it's not about fun, and it's about doing your best. Justice is the quarterback. He does a great job QBing. He can throw.

He can catch. He's fast. Does he throw and then run down and catch it? Sometimes he throws and catches to himself.

No, I mean, like, you know, I think he got a two-point conversion or a touchdown. Like, he was doing great. Oh. Justice is definitely upper tier, without question.

But not the best. There's just fundamentals that we have to work on. Right, that's why you hired the trainer. That's for Jax.

Oh, he doesn't get a little side training? No, Jax is gonna learn, and then Jax will teach his brother. Oh. Yeah.

Okay. That went well. Sure. That was entertaining.

I don't want my kids to get hurt. I want my kids to under-- I don't want them to get hurt. Where did that come from? I want them to be faster.

I said hurt. Hurt them. I want them to be faster. I want them to have fun.

Why does he keep cutting me off? I'm not cutting you off. Why does he keep kind of? I am adding to your story.

No, he's not. He's agitating me. With Peter is the best. He's agitating me.

Tim. Tom. Felix. Agitating.

His name's Chris. Chris. Is there a racial mix? I didn't think so.

Is there a racial mix on your team? A racial mix? It's Winter Park. Could be all non Maduro people.

You're a terrible person. I'm just curious. is this young man who's the best is he probably shouldn't know yeah you're really this way I'm not on any way I mean you may have to clip that out I'm just curious going on and on about the athletic proudness of this young man it's funny though because there are some kids that don't listen to you at all their dad yell at them from the sidelines no no no none of that No armchair quarterbacks in the parents? No, but I've learned a lot from doing this.

Yes. And sports are not about fun. No, they're not about fun. Sports are not about fun.

Sports are about learning. To have fun. It's fun when you win. Well, there you go.

Which you thought nobody was winning. Well, you have to learn. Learn how to win? Yeah.

Well, obviously you don't know because you couldn't keep scoring. Because you do soccer. They did technically technically means the rules say that if you kick it in our goal, they get the point. But so, you know, I don't know.

It's fun. It's fun to do. It's stressful. It's fucking stressful because it's not good because you're having fun.

I am having fun. If you were having fun, it wouldn't be so stressful. I'm not out there to have fun. I'm out there to help these kids learn and get better.

If you think the kids are having fun, it's not good because you're having fun. I'm not out there to have fun. I'm out there to help these kids learn and get better. Maybe your child's sports should be about fun.

Please send him a message. Oh, by the way, a lot of comments on YouTube since you goofed everybody last week. Hey! All the guys are all back.

I appreciate you all. Thank you for coming back. That's very sweet. You guys are all very sweet.

So, speaking of guys that are very sweet, a friend of ours, Mr. Brett Frye of Tobacology. Hello, Mr. Frye.

Should he be the listener of the week? We don't have a listener of the week. He should be the retail shop of the week, of course. I think he's already been, but we'll do it again.

We'll do it again. Retail Shop of the Week, Tobacology! You know, I gotta give it to them, I gotta give it to Brett. Not in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I gotta give it to Brett, because we post this stuff, and we're texting about it the next day. He hits me up. So we were talking about Fratello, and he's got a connect. In one of your news days you were talking about.

Are they the new ones? I think so. So why don't you give me a, whenever I need to open something, I say Palmer, and Palmer gives me his knife. It's a fantastic thing.

I bought him the knife for several years ago. For his birthday. I would have lost it a long time ago. Nope.

Don't lose the knife. You know, I think we're going back. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to run through my head on the present.

Four years. This is four years? Four years. As of this year.

Because that was the first extra nice gift. Yes. I think there's a hat in here. Oh, and then was the cooler?

Yes. Then the EarPods? Yes, well, when you were running around as a sales rep, I wanted to make sure that your meals were nice and nice. Yes, I still carry that cooler every week when I work here.

Oh, I got you EarPods, too? EarPods the following year. Yeah. And then this year, the president is still coming.

So, I'll unbox that on the show. It's shipped, by the way. Oh, I've looked several things up about it, just so you know. Very nice.

What is that? Let's see, let's see. Ooh. What is it?

A Fratello lighter. Oh, that's a big one. That's fantastic. That's fantastic.

That stays with the show. It doesn't go to the coffee table of the stars at your house where no one has fun. Ooh, a tabacology hat. Look at this.

Can I? All I see is the floating orange. I can look at the camera. Here, check it out.

Check that out. Oh, that's nice. Oh, it's a fitted hat. Extra large.

Mesh fitted. Oh, it's very nice. Red's very bougie. This is very nice.

It's nice. Hats on the table are bad luck, so you said don't put it on the table. Oh, well then, where do you want me to put it? It's fine on the laptop, just don't put it on the table.

Maybe the skull can wait. That's fine, that's fine, just don't let it touch the table. Don't touch the table. It's gonna touch the table!

It's not touching the table. It's touching the table. And we got some Fratello goodies. Say what, get the little white box, it's right on the edge of the screen, it looks terrible.

There you go. So which one, which one was the one, the new one? I don't, I don't know. I don't know, is it two of something?

There is no doubles, Michael. Well, that makes it awkward, Mr. Fry. Because now I don't get one.

Oh, this one looks good. This is nice. The Oro Boxer. The Arley Quinn.

That's the new one. That's the new one? So should I review this one on the Patreon and smoke it and tell you anything about it? Just smoking, tell him, tell him, is he a patron?

Patron? No, he's not a patron. No, a patron of the Patreon. He's not a patron of the Patreon.

Oh, then he won't hear you in the reviewing. The Big Fratello 6x16. I've had the red one before. Tymical.

What other color you got there? The Fratello Navetta. I've only had the red and green one. Red and green.

There is no red and green here. No, there's a red. Is that the Christmas edition? No, single red, single green.

And then the Fratello Inverso. I don't know. I don't know. So the Arlequin's the new one.

Arlequin's the new one. It's kind of like Harley Quinn. Right, yeah. Got like little checkers.

Right. Says who's your daddy on it or something? Does it have pigtails? It says who's your daddy.

Does it say who's your daddy? I don't know. It doesn't say who's your daddy. It says Fratello.

You can get Danielle to do the pigtails and dress up like Harley Quinn. Do the Arlequin for the Harley Quinn? Sure. Hmm.

No Doubles. No Doubles. Anything else in the box? One hat, one liner, no Doubles on cigars.

Brett's a good friend. Yeah, apparently. Glad he covered me. Yeah, nice.

He doesn't really know who you are. Apparently not. I mean, I just run the show for four years now. Oh, by the way, this is our four year anniversary.

Right now? This show. This one? Yes.

Four fucking years? Yes, it came up on my time hop the end of last week that this week would be the first show. Oh, my God. That was terrible.

That first show was terrible. First show was terrible, yeah. It was terrible. Look at us now.

With that snowball thing. Yeah, now you're just out here telling me how much of a horrible parent I am for my- I didn't say horrible, man. I said horrible coach. For my terrible coaching strategies.

Horrible coach, not parent. No, I think actually I'm a good coach. You know, you're in this- Nobody's having any fun. They're having fun.

They're winning. Supposedly, you're not even sure at this point. I'm just out there. I'm just out there, man.

Are we winning, coach? No, you all suck. We're not having fun. We're behind.

We're behind. The other coach goes, they're winning. They're having fun. He's like, we won.

I go, we won? Did we really? Oh. It's because of that sick defense, that's why.

Right, the sick defense. Yeah. But Justice is one of my go-to guys on D, for sure. I thought he was a quarterback.

Yeah, but they play both parts. Oh, they're playing Iron Man football. Yeah, they got to do offense and defense. Oh.

But Justice is... So the only thing that switches between things is their coaches. Yep. Oh, and so the kids are tougher than the coaches.

Oh, without question. Kids go both ways, and then the coaches have to switch. Yeah. Oh, I'm so exhausted from all the coaching.

You take over. Do you know how hard it is to get the kids to do all the things you need them to do? Because they're not having fun. You know what?

Here's what's going to happen. Maybe he sent the Bovita bag for me. Let me tell you what's going to happen. Because it looks kind of hard.

No, it's not. Here's what we're going to do. What are we going to do? Next year?

Yeah. Next season? Yes. Oh, we're a team coach.

Yeah. Oh, that means you're going to coach. I'll make sure they have fun. You're going to coach with me.

I'll make sure they have fun. Thursdays, we practice. I'll make sure they have fun. Fridays.

I might not be able to walk by next summer. You never know. You guys are killing me here with all these hours. I'll get you a wheelchair.

Oh, I like an electric one. Okay. Oh, it may want to float for your next birthday. Like Malcolm X.

For your next birthday. It's like Mr. Professor X. Like Malcolm X?

Oh my God, how did you mix those two? They'd say the X, the X part. It's the X. I got the X in.

Thanks to Rose, I'm confused. Oh my goodness. So I guess I can't smoke one of these for the Patreon. Nah, go ahead.

Nah, that's not the same. No, no, you should. No, really, you should. Do the Harlequin.

I had a lot of fun with the only you smoking one, trust me. Are you serious? Yeah. Really?

Sure. They'll love the Patreon this week. I don't know, I'm scared now. No, no, everybody's scared.

That's why I'm only on this show. So I'm not gonna do this. No, no, no, no, you should. You should do that.

No. Yes. Yes, do the Harlequin. Do the Harlequin or Arlequin or whatever the fuck it's called.

But don't do it now. You can only light it when the next show starts. So smoke one of the other ones now. I like to smoke this now.

I like to start smoking it now. Yeah, but then the show's slower because usually that show drags on because I just light my cigar. So you have to wait for me to catch up. So smoke the one you threw in the ashtray.

It's done. It's done. I've moved on. I've moved on.

So how was your week? Was it filled with working hours, because your boy Chet's dead? Yeah, I was here, I was here. He came in today, we'll give you a quick update, he came in today, he is maybe three quarters erect now, standing?

Three quarters erect. Standing, standing. You gotta rub a little harder. You gotta talk nice.

We're almost there. You gotta talk nice. You gotta take the balls a little bit or something, Mike, come on. Right, he's got another docs appointment tomorrow.

Yeah. Which I guess he has not been back to the doctor since the MRI. On Friday, he just had physical therapy. And are you taking him again?

No. No, he can drive now. He drives himself. He drove up here.

You don't want to go with him in case you have questions for the doctor, Mike? I have to work. Ah. Here.

Oh. I close tomorrow. I'm so sorry. All by myself.

All by myself. Jesse has not been here in a week, so odds are he'll show up tomorrow. That's amazing. He's been out of town.

Oh. Don't wanna be. He'll probably come in Wednesday. I close that night, too.

All by. All right. You want to move on to the news? You don't have anything else to report, other than the fact that you've been working?

No, because I worked here all weekend. Sunday, I spent the day sleeping and just laying in bed. I was very tired. D.

King Palma's been out of town. She was out of town, and I can't get into it on this one, but I'll be able to tell you the story on the next one. Ooh. There's a little bit of a story.

Oh. Yes. On my Patreon. Yes.

Yeah, our phone call was semi-correct. Ooh. Yeah, the one we had that late Saturday night. Yes.

Yes. But I can't talk about it because there's people involved with that. Did you record it? What?

Did you record it? Record what? The phone call. With her?

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. She was fine in the phone call. Oh, okay.

No, no, no, no. It wasn't any of that. No, no. But she did end up coming back early.

Oh. But I can't tell you why. Oh, okay, okay. Right.

Interesting. She didn't come home until early Sunday morning, but they came home from the place. Okay. In the middle of the night.

Let's not. Yeah, as far as I can go. Yeah. Right.

Nice. I'm excited. Yes. All right.

You ready? How's Born Ready? From the four corners of the world, all the cigar industry news you could possibly need. The Cigar Hustler Podcast Report with Mike Toon.

Biden selecting Robert Califf as the next FDA head. Oh, good. Had our staff be back to 100%, he would have called in this weekend. s food and drug administration according once again from the washington post president joe biden plans on selecting dr caliph to be the new commissioner of the food and drug administration caliph served in that role during the first year of the obama administration after being named deputy commissioner of the fda office of medical products and tobacco That's what he did for the second half.

After leaving the FDA, Califf returned to Duke University as a professor of cardiology. Califf, who was also educated at Duke, has worked at Duke for most of his career. S. So this might not be good for us.

Can you, can you, I'm gonna start taking your phone during the show. Probably not. I'm gonna, it's very, very annoying. So there's a new guy for FDA.

No, the same guy. But he's an old guy. An old guy, and he, last time he was there is when they started making all the rules for the, for tobacco. And he's like, hey, tobacco.

Ah, let's see, if confirmed, he will take over as the agency enters a new chapter in its regulation of tobacco products. This past week, the agency gave FDA approval for an e-cigarette. The first time it has ever done so, and it is expected to make decisions about the future of the regulations of premium cigars early next year. If Califf is nominated, it puts an end to one of the odder questions surrounding executive agencies during the Biden administration.

It seemed that the White House had hoped to nominate Dr. Janet Woodcock. That's her name, Janet Woodcock. Is that the transgender one?

No, no. That's the health and thing. Oh. Surgeon General.

Ah, Surgeon General. Surgeon General. FDA's current acting commission for the full-time role. However, key senators objected to Woodcock's nomination over a variety of issues.

The name. We don't know. Yeah, it was Wood. Yeah, including her role as the opioid crisis and her relationships with pharmaceutical companies.

Oh, Big Pharma. She must have Big Pharma connections. Or maybe she's on opioids. You know, these opioids, you know, they're good for us all.

Right, everybody should be taking them. I think we should be, yeah, that's just fine. Come to your kids, I don't know, bro. Aganor's a Leaf, JFR, Lunatic Torch, Imagine, Landing at Retail.

Are we getting those? Who? Aganor's a Leaf, Terrence Riley, JFR, Lunatic Torch, Imagine. Imagine.

Imagine. Yes, imagine. I double-checked the words. How did he determine the name for this thing?

Did he, like, throw a bunch of shit up on a wall? Did he pick the words? Is that his John? Did he have darts?

Ooh, the Imagine. The Imagine, yes. Maybe he'd been to, isn't that the name of the Shamu show at SeaWorld? Maybe he'd just been to SeaWorld.

Ooh, I'll call it Imagine. Oh, what a great name. I can call my Torch Imagine. That's fire in Imagine.

And you know, it's funny, he did like a whole post recently about luggage carriages. I don't know if you saw that. Luggage carriages? Yeah, like when baggage friends.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, I did see that. It's a lot of, you know, I'm reading it, and he threw a lot of hefty, Did you see words out there? Yes.

I'm like, damn, Terrence is really smart, or he's got a vast vocabulary, or he's just trying to dupe us all. I think he's got a new Thetaurus, I think. He's trying to dupe us all, this motherfucker. The newest Fatola for our girls to leave.

You don't like baggage claims. It's beginning to rabbit retailers, we don't have it here. No, no one said anything to us. Maybe you missed another email?

Maybe Groover. Who knows? Oh, that would have been Groover. Maybe I missed another email.

He calls Jeff. He calls Greg. He calls Greg. Greg calls Groover, Groover calls Greg.

So, who knows, we're getting those from that. Maybe, maybe not. It's called Imagine, and just like the rest of the line, it features a Nicaraguan Corojo 99 wrapper grown in the Jalapa region, dual binders from Nicaragua. Oh, so this is a new size.

Yes, well, yeah, the newest Vitola. Do you not listen to what I read? I'm sorry, who are you? Imagine all the people.

I would skip the story, but I don't have many. It's still a slow... I'm weeding out stories that really, the cigars, either I've never heard of them, or we have no chance of ever getting them again. We're getting them again.

Oh, you should put them on anyways. Some of the words I can't say. That's the fun part. Not for me.

Lundi Torque Series has been a massively successful brand for us, said Terrence Riley, VP of Sales & Marketing for Agonor's Relief. I really feel like we should have Jax come out here for the... We're gonna have to. My son is interacting with the public way too much now, and I feel his Spanish is probably getting well.

For the top 25 cigars. Yes. But I just wanted to know, he's eight, so there's gonna be a lot of poop jokes. That's fine.

Like our crowd won't go for that. Is he gonna get mad, though, when we make fun of him for saying him wrong? Ooh. See, that might be any good.

Fine, I'm not reading him anymore, then. No. You can all go poop. No, poop.

Poop jokes. Poop jokes. Maybe. We'll see how that goes.

VP of Sales and Marketing of Econor's Relief via press release when the cigar was announced. I don't remember when it was announced. Was this the one maybe he was hinting at last week or the week before? We're gonna call it Imagine.

Imagine all the people. All the people. We had a lot of requests to add a Robusto to the line from both of our retailers. A lot of requests.

We listened. We're excited to see the reaction to the market. One of the most popular sizes, unique expression of our leaf. You know what would be good?

Is the standard, highly demandable size. It becomes a fourth size in the line. The Robusto. So they just decided the big deal is they made a smaller cigar.

The Titan. Five and a half. They got a five and a half. Small.

Imagine. The Titan Regular. Right. The Torch Visionary, 6 1/2 by 52.

The Visionary. The Dreamland, 6 1/2 by 60. The Dreamland. And then the Mad Folk.

That doesn't fit. 4 3/4 by 70. That doesn't fit. I know, I was thinking it would be something else, like the Nightmare or the Crazy...

The Dreamcatcher. The Wet Dream. Yeah, the Wet Dream. The Wet Dream.

Yeah, it's a big 4 3/4 by 70 we call the Wet Dream. We call this one the Wet Dream. The JFR Lunatic Torch image has an MSRP of 950. It's offered in 10-count boxes.

Production is handled by the Tabacos. Isn't it Tablacolera like all the rest? I don't know. A.

Factory. Jalapa. Jalapa, Jalapa. So this next story was something I asked you to follow up on, and I don't think you did.

I would like to see Terrence make a whole, like, from the Imagine series, like a whole thing of, like, his imaginary friends when he was little. Like, this is Bill. Bill was with me. Imaginary friends have dull names.

That's what your imaginary friend was called? I don't think I had an imaginary friend. I had imaginary pets. Oh, like dogs and stuff?

I had a dog, I had an eagle, and I think a monkey. What about a T-Rex? No, it's just ridiculous. It really sold you, you know, you fucking robbed yourself of a good childhood by not incorporating.

A T-Rex? Yeah. He would have eaten the monkey and the dog. They could have talked to each other and been friends.

It's your imagination. My imagination is very dangerous. Yeah, I understand that. All right, Michael, Room 101 entering the Cannaboyd market.

Are we sponsored now by the Room 101? We're not sponsored yet. I haven't spoken to him. Cannaboyd?

I haven't spoken to him yet. No, I'm going to release to Who Shot You First, and we'll see how that goes, and we'll talk to him later. Baby Steps, I'm going to take you to Baby Steps. He's doing a live show right now as we're recording.

Somebody else's show. Is he smoking his Delta 8? I don't know. It is someone that I know, and they found out I was friends with him, and they asked me for information that I could talk to him about.

Oh. I thought that was nice. So you did the work? Yeah.

So you're doing the work for another show. For another show, right, exactly, another show. So you think he's on right now? He is, he's on right now live.

I'm gonna FaceTime him. 3:52, he could already be off. Let's see. I love it when they don't answer.

Yeah, it's very nice. Just for the record, it says Matt Booth, right here. Does that say Matt Booth? Ah, oh, hold on, let's see if he's not on.

He wrote back, no. I wrote back, yes. Who is this? Is this him here?

Nope, that's not him. No, he's not on at the moment. He said no. You're a very busy man.

The Room 101 brand is expanding this time to the hemp-derived cannabinoid market, better known as products sold under the name like CBD, Delta-8, and Delta-9. Ooh, what's Delta-9? I didn't know there was a 9. Ooh, that's one better than 8.

One better than 8. It's called Room 101 Cannabinoid, a name that obviously draws a connection with cannabis marijuana for now. The company won't be selling cannabis instead of focusing on hemp-derived cannabinoid products which are legal on a much wider basis. Cannabinoid.

Matt Booth, Room 101's founder, told Half Wheel, the company is entering into the hemp-derived cannabinoid space, which he called an opportunity to sell to 40 states with all the emerging cannabinoids we are discovering every couple of months. What? It's cannabinoids. What'd I say?

Cannabinoids. I like cannabinoids. Those are my friends that use the products, the Canna Boyz, come on down to the Canna Boyz Market, Groom 101's Canna, first product in the line of Delta 8 THC cartridges, according to Booth, the company will be releasing lines of edibles and pre-roll products shortly. Oh, edibles.

So it's a cartridge, so you need a vape. Is it going to make the little flower edibles? As of now, it will only be with the derivatives that have a standard for testing availability, Delta 8 THCV, CBG, and CBC. What about that?

Said Booth of the ABC. The Booth of the ABC. Currently, the company is not releasing any products marketed as THCO, THCP, and HHC. Is it easy as 123?

I don't know what it is. Because he believes they're not yet uniform lab standards for these types of products. He said that Room 101 Canna will look into them when standards are available if it is determined that there is a benefit from those cannabinoids that others do not offer. Cannabinoids.

So, let's see, we have Room 101 Cigars. Room 101 Jewelry. And now Room 101 Cannabinoids. Cannabinoids.

Cannabinoids. Cannabinoids. But no THCP or HHC or THCO. None of that.

None of that. None of that silliness. Let's see. Generally, listen.

He should get into like Room 101 airplanes. Jets? Yeah, flights. Oh, take a Room 101 and then you can smoke the Delta 8 and drink the gin on the plane.

And if you smoke the Delta-8, apparently that's what happens, so... You fly. said to produce euphoric effects similar to those of THC, though generally in less intensity, which has led people to describe it as a middle ground between THC and CBD. Is this all in fucking code?

What is this? It's a middle ground. which has been used as a treatment for a variety of physical ailments, but without the psycho... Psychoactive.

Psychoactive. Psychoactive. Psychoactive. Psychoactive effects.

Cannabinoid. For its relatively recent arrival in the market, it exists in a bit of a gray area. In a gray. In a bit of a gray area.

Without this, a bit of gray, as far as research done on its effect, as well as its legality among the patchwork of laws that exist from state to state. Yeah. While the company is producing hemp-derived cannabinoid products, you have to do include canna in the name of the brand, so not to limit itself to the hemp space. Oh, that's why it's not Room 101 Hemp.

Hempanoids. It's a Room 101. hemorrhoids? I said hempanoids.

I said hempanoids, not hemorrhoids. That would have been confusing. I got the Room 101 hemorrhoids. I hope they have a cream for that.

Try this Room 101 hemorrhoids cream. No, I've got a little thick, a little vial of liquid. It's great. No, it's fine.

I keep hitting the microphone again with the glasses. While the company is producing hemp-derived cannabis prices... I don't have much to... Okay, we get it.

Scratching the service of the cannabis space, and my intention is to impact the space in the same fashion we did with the Craft Cigar Space 2009, said Booth. In addition to Room 101 Canna and Room 101 Cigars, the company also has a jewelry line that has released a line of gin, gin, gin, gin, gin, all right, Michael, in Florida, we had a problem this week, big problem in Florida, we always have a problem, only 40 minutes, I got that, all right, a brawl broke out at Universal Orlando during Halloween Horror Nights. No way. A fight.

I believe it. Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando Resort is meant to frighten the guests. Yep, yep, it is. But last night, a number of them may have been legitimately scared as they found themselves in the middle of a brawl.

In the midst of a brawl. Broke out in the line for the hunting of Hill House Manor. Ooh. Haunting.

Haunting. That's why you buy Express. Is that a scary one? You don't fuck around the line.

Is that a scary one? I mean, I don't feel any of them are scary. Oh. But I enjoy them.

Oh, gotcha. That was not the best one. But you didn't have fun. I think we could.

Because you followed the rules and you did things. I had fun. I followed the fundamentals. No fun.

It's totally different. Just the fundamentals. It's totally different. The fundamentals of the line and you just went straight through.

No fun. No fun. No fun. But you went in an orderly manner.

You listened to the people along the way that told you how to go. Exactly. No fun. I do the express.

Right. I'm going to tell you right now, if you do Halloween Horror Nights, you need, I probably think prior He said this, just take the express, don't fuck around. I'll see, Leslie Diaz captured some of the fight on video and posted it to Facebook. Ooh, I missed it.

Yeah, so did I. But apparently she got it after it started, so how it started, we're not quite sure. The fist knocks down... It was the Jets versus the...

The fight, oh sorry. What was the name of the name? Jets and the Sharks. The Jets and the Sharks were in line together?

Yes, they had a little fight. Yeah, they danced. Barricade separating the cube. By the end, there are multiple people with fists swinging.

The others are trying to separate the combatants and everybody else runs for cover to try to stay clear. I ain't getting involved in that shit. You guys are fighting them. Oh, you'd have been right in there.

No way. Somebody would have bumped into you and then... At that point, they would have hit you with the barricade or something. Because the barricade, it said, apparently went right up against the express line.

I'm like, excuse me. I'm in express. Excuse me, normal people. Right.

Do you know who I am? Excuse me, you heathens. I'm having no fun here. fun here going through the line like I'm supposed to.

Sitting in this line of death. No. You will not be touching me. Since the video obviously doesn't start until after the fight begins, it's unclear what started the fight or who's actually involved.

I thought it was the Sharks and the Jets. Shit got crazy. Still recording. That's good to know.

Throwing punches in part of the same couple of parties of the fight actually expanded due to the close quarters. At one point it appears that somebody coming in And one person from off camera just goes after somebody else. That would have been you. No, it wouldn't have been.

I'm going to tell you right now, it wouldn't have been. You're getting into a fight every time you go. No, I don't get into a fight every time I go. I go all the time.

Please, Don Pardo, can we check the footage, please, where he says you got in a fight with the old man at the security gate. He got in a fight with a lady. Don Pardo? Who's Don Pardo?

He's from a game show. He got in a fight with an old lady because you were smoking. Yeah. And then there was another man you got in a fight with, too, for some apparent reason.

I don't remember why. Okay, so that's three interactions. Oh, no, wait, yeah. There's the old man who told you you can't smoke, there's the lady who said you shouldn't be smoking, and then there was a guy who told you, he said something like, these balls to Britney.

Yes. So that's three. That's three. And I'm sure there's one more that I can't quite remember.

Recently, there was an altercation with you at the park. No, there wasn't. Yes, there was an altercation. Wait a second.

So let's just, okay, so let's figure this out. Other altercations. So we had three altercations. This podcast has been going on for four years.

It's once a year. So that's less than once a year. No, there's a fourth one. I can't remember what the point was.

My memory is only so good anymore, Marco. Obviously, it's not true. There's so many altercations with you, with people. I just don't let...

You know, there's also the old man who told you where the secret bathroom was at the football game. That was in New England. I understand it's a different place, but every time you go somewhere, there's some type of... I didn't kick the guy's ass.

No, but you were going to. I didn't. All he did was, should I tell you what the secret bathroom was? I didn't kick his ass.

Well, you didn't kick any of these people's asses. I think the closest you came was the woman who told you not to smoke. No. I think that was the closest.

No, the closest one... Oh, Deez Nuts Guys. Yes. Yeah.

That was definitely the closest one. Just because he said Deez Nuts to your wife. Yeah. Fuck that guy.

I know. You let it go. I don't let it go. Sometimes you gotta teach a motherfucker lessons.

Just trying to have fun, Michael. Oh, I would have had fun. Oh. Oh, now violence is fun.

It can be. You're teaching these kids. It can be fun. You're teaching the kids.

A little violence. Might be a little entertaining. It seems like these people were involved in an altercation prior to the video. Yes.

Sharks and Jets. This show is just how wild all this got. The exact number of people who ended up involved in this is unclear. We've reached out to Universal Orlando Resort for comment.

I'm just going to wait until they comment. You know, when you have a bunch of people late at night, drunk as shit. So they're drinking at Universal. Is there drinking all over Disney now?

I don't think so. I don't think you can. I don't know if you can drink in Magic Kingdom or not. So maybe that's the only one you can't.

That's a drive. I saw a video where a guy was saying where to get the best drink at the Animal Kingdom. Animal Kingdom. Oh yeah, you can drink there.

Which apparently is bigger. Avatar probably is the best way to drink. Yes, it was a drink right outside the Avatar. You get Pongo Pongo.

I don't even go there and I know that. Pongo Pongo juice or something like that. Pongo Pongo. Pongo Pongo means party party.

Party party. Party party. Party party juice. Do you know Animal Kingdom is bigger than all the other parks put together?

I believe it. Animals. Animals need space. Yes.

The safari ride with the giant bus is bigger than Disney World. I believe it. I didn't realize that. I believe it.

And then get the Pongo Pongo juice. Pongo Pongo. I want to go just get the Pongo Pongo juice. I'm here for the Pongo Pongo.

I would like the Pongo Pongo, please. You could probably just Google what it is, and someone will break it down for you. Excellent job. Chat, all your free time.

We've got Pongo Pongo. Pongo Pongo, please. Let's see, the core of the brawl appears to be in the background, so it's hard to see what's happening there. The first uniformed security guard showed up in the foreground about 40 seconds into the video.

Ooh, that's kind of slow. Almost a full minute. And he's joined by more shortly after. From there, things began to calm down.

Yeah. Why didn't scary people run up? Like the guy with the chainsaw just starts swiping at people. They're actors.

You don't want to get ejected either. That's when people are like, whoa, whoa, security's here, security's here. The fight ended with most of all the people all being permanently banned. Yeah.

Wait, what? From Disneyland? No, from Universal. This is Disneyland.

Oh, somebody fucked up. Hmm. You know what? Now you can't go to Disney.

That's right. Was it a Halloween Horror Nights? I was at a Halloween Horror Nights in- Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando Resort. Oh, in Orlando.

It says at the top, and down here, they were banned from Disney after they got- Oh, that'll teach you. They were banned from Disneyland in California. Uh, yeah, you're not, guess who's not going to Cali? They're not going to California.

Mm-hmm. Oh, son of a bitch. Yeah. Uh, safe bet that at the very least, the first of those two items happened here, but most of the theme parks, the zero-tolerance approach of fighting in the park.

Yeah, no shit. So, how many times have you been banned? Never. Almost banned?

Never. Told not to come back anytime soon? Never. Never.

And you know what's funny is the guy who made the Deez Nuts thing, they didn't get into the park. Well, because he had Deez Nuts. No, because I said something to a person. He said a bad word to my wife.

They were fucking wasted. And they were insulted. Like you've never been wasted. A lot of people.

You've never been wasted. I don't think I have. Ever. Sorry, you don't.

That's right, you don't have fun. That's right, I don't have fun. In danger, other guests, it is certainly dead. Whether charges will be filed will likely be up to the people involved in a fight.

We don't know who they are, though. We don't know who people are. That is, unless Universal Orlando Resort deems a situation worthy of bringing charges. It will all depend on exactly who and what got this started.

I still don't care. If I'm in charges, I can't go to Disneyland. I'll tell you what, I don't think I would ever end up in Disneyland. I feel like if I was close to the line, I'd be like, I was just standing there and someone punched me for no reason.

Free tickets. And Express, you know what makes me feel better? My back in my head hurts at Express Pass. You know what I really feel good is a VIP tour.

VIP tour at Express Pass would be really nice. I want front row seats. Then I will not sue. Yeah.

Front row seats for what? Is there still a show? They have three shows. Three?

Yeah. I skip them all. You don't do any of the shows? Nah.

Why not? I don't know. I like the shows. I bet you I'd like them too.

You've never been on a cruise? Yeah. Oh, my favorite part of the cruise is the shows. I love the shows.

But you hate movies? No, no, I love movies. Oh, really? Yes.

Oh, I watched It 2 Saturday morning. Oh, yeah. Because I had to work here Saturday night. Yeah.

How was it? Stupid. There you go. My defense, the defense rests.

Okay. I had seen bits and parts, bits and pieces, I guess. Bits and parts? Bits and parts.

I've seen bits and parts of It 1. Yeah. Okay. So I knew about the spider.

Okay. Okay. I've never seen either one of these. Oh, okay.

The clown? Yeah, Pennywise. Yeah. He's not really a clown.

No? He's a spider from outer space. He's a spider? In the second movie, he's more of a crab.

Oh, crap. The spider. He comes back 27 years later. So all the kids, they agreed, after they thought they killed him the first time, if he ever comes back, we will all come back and fight him again.

That's a good... It's reasonable, I guess. When you're a kid, you may... So one kid stayed behind to watch the town, to look for signs of the...

Oh, he dedicated his life to this. Yes. To the clown. He was also the librarian.

Oh, it's a spider. Okay. Right. So yeah, it's a giant crab clown thing from outer space.

You know, before the whole... That eats children. Speaking of movies, before the whole COVID thing hit, they were talking about this Ghostbusters movie coming out. I just saw the trailer again today.

Okay, because that looks super awesome. It got pushed back. Yeah. No shit.

Everything got pushed back, because the theaters were closed. Yeah. Right. And Paul Rudd tonight, I like Paul Rudd.

Which one's Paul Rudd? Ant-Man. Oh. Okay.

You didn't say Bill Murray's in that. I don't think he is. He is. He's fucking in it.

How do you not have him in it? Because the kids are like the grandchildren. So what? I think they say he's dead.

- No, the other one died. - Ooh, Dan Aykroyd? - No, he's alive. - No, I thought you, no, I meant in the movie the character's dead.

- Was Venkman? No, who's Venkman? - Venkman's dead. - The one of them, the one of them actually died.

- The black guy. - No, he's alive. - No, no, the black guy's really dead. - No, he's not?

- Yeah. - He died? - Yeah. - Really?

- He's really dead. Venkman's not dead, that's Bill Murray. The other one with the glasses. - Yeah, he died.

- Yeah, I think he's dead too. I think two of the four are dead. - The black guy died? - Yes.

- Damn it. Damn it. You know, Bill Murray does this thing where he'll come up to a restaurant and walk up to people, eat fries off their plate. Yeah, and no one will ever believe you?

Yeah, he goes, no one's ever gonna believe you. Yeah. I would so do that all the time. Underground Cigars is always trying to get Bill Murray.

Oh, is he? Yeah. There's a $10,000 reward for Bill Murray. Oh, we got eight minutes, we got one story left.

All right, hurry up. And this was submitted by a listener. Oh. So we have to do this.

Well then, can this person be a listener of the week? Sure. At the end. Okay.

Because I don't want to say it was early. Okay. The Smithsonian National Zoo vaccinates primates against COVID-19. Fantastic.

The Smithsonian National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute vaccinated several of their primates against COVID-19. There's been a lot of deaths against the primates. Saying it was just the beginning of animal coronavirus inoculations at its locations. Excellent.

I imagine the ferrets are probably next. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep. The zoo announced in a press release Friday that the staff administered the first round of two-dose shots to 11 animals on Wednesday, On Wednesday, seven orangutans, a western lowland gorilla, and one white-eared titi monkey, and two emperor temerians. Oh, 75% of the world can't get vaxxed, and we're over here fucking pumping primates.

I mean, what the hell? A video posted by the zoo noted the animals were rewarded with honey for their participation. Oh, you get some honey. Yes, the P-A-V-A, Michael.

Oh, yes, the primate anti-vaxxed animals had this to say, Michael. They were very upset. He didn't get enough honey. He felt that his honey wasn't adequate for the shot.

Honey was not adequate for the shot. Yeah, his arm was more. His arm was a little sore. His arm was a little sore.

Couldn't lift it. He was tired the next day. Had a headache. He was very cranky.

He was very tired the next day. I understand it. You don't know who sent that in, do you? No.

Oh. Listener of the Week. Brittany Stepankiewicz is Listener of the Week. Thank you for that story, Ms.

Steffan, Mrs. Steffan. She's like, you know, she's very stealthy, she slides that in. " That's awesome.

I was like, "Why is Brittany texting you? Because I got a story for the show. " Did you see that, uh, the cannon, the, you know how you did the popping of the cannon here for your birthday? Yes, yes, yes, yeah, I saw that.

So now I have done, so I did it for Justice's birthday. Yes. And then Madison, my niece came over, so I went out and bought one. Yes.

And did you go out and buy one at some party store has them or something? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

They were like eight bucks. Yeah. It's a steal. Yeah.

It's so worth it, right? I'd pay more. I would happily pay more for that. Right.

Such an elaborate candle, too. You had to wait till that thing gone out of you would have caused a huge fire. I know. I know.

I would pay $30 if we came with somebody to clean it all up. Well, you guys covered the big island in garbage. Yeah, that was that was easy. But the vacuuming around like the whole area is a lot.

You've got to use a hose. A hose vacuum. That's what I did here. Yeah, with the beater bar or a regular thing.

No, it don't work. It worked? Yeah, but the other way is so much easier. Oh, we got it done.

It was awesome. The reaction from Madison. She was like, ah! You think after the first one, they would have been ready for it.

They forgot. They forgot. Now they're going to be waiting for it. Yeah, now if you don't do it, they go, I didn't get to confetti.

Nobody likes me. Why don't you love me? Why are you crying? I didn't get to confetti.

I may skip one kid, but yeah, you know what? You're not my favorite. Don't do the little boy. He doesn't like Happy Birthday anyway.

Hudson? Hudson. He likes Happy Birthday. Oh, you like this song now?

Oh, that's nice. He's a sweet kid. That's nice. Yeah.

Alright, that's all I got. That's good. That's good to hear. Don't forget to like and subscribe on YouTube, please.

You should probably start with that, but yeah, we'll end with that today. That sounds good. Like and subscribe, goddammit. Yes, it helps us.

And the comments do too. Thank you. Yes, thank you for the comments. The logarithms or whatever the fuck it's called.

I love algorithms. You love the logarithms? Yeah. All right, this has been episode 196 of a Cigar Hustler pod.

Four years in. No parole. Oh, more zooming. There's your close-up.

There's your close-up, Michael. I got to stay in my eye. You got to say goodbye. Goodbye.

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Yeah, we just don't have to do a single, uh, single podcast ever again. Perfect. I'm good, Mike and Mike. How are you guys doing?

The Hojo, the... Hojo! It's the Hojo! De Madre...

You didn't even let him fuck it up all the way. I can't get past Hojo! I don't even have to try it. He's not even going to try it.

We're going to cover a lot of ground here, Mike. All right. Try to keep up. That's a sign of a good podcast.

You'd be like four cigars when I walked in a door. All right, end this.

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