A Cigar Hustlers Podcast Special Episode: Zino Cigars with Law Ream, Brand Activation Manager

Transcript
All right, so we are here.
Go ahead and introduce.
Yourself, Sir?
Hi, I'm Laurim and I work for
Davidoff and I'm a Zeno brand
activation manager.
OK, so.
But wait, can you explain brand
activation?
Manager, yeah, we'll get into
that.
First of all, Jack already did
that on the Camacho thing.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
So he's he's Jack for for Zeno.
He's a Zeno.
Version.
Oh, OK, gotcha.
I'm half the man Jack is.
Who's not?
So just so I've done a little
bit of research about you.
So you started off in the PCA,
converted over to the CRA,
right?
And now, somewhere along the
lines, you find yourself at
Zeno, huh?
Yeah.
So I just, I kicked, I kicked
the FDA.
As the name OK, the PCA in the
CR OK yeah yeah, yeah yeah I.
Gotcha.
All right, so I I took the sky.
I know it.
I took the FDA to town and I was
like, you know what?
That's enough for my career.
I kicked the FDA's ass in court
and and now I I I work for
Davidoff selling Zeno cigars and
here.
You are, you figured, hey, you
peaked already on in the
political realm, but you, I
mean, all kidding aside, you did
have a run in where Steve Sacca
thought that you were Scott
Weeks of PCA.
I've I've had so many run
insurance with people Nish from.
Nish doesn't know what's going
on half the time anyways.
That's eventually.
What he said, yeah.
He was like, cuz this year at
PCA, Scott had a family
emergency and he had to leave
the first day of PCA, right.
And Nish comes up, he's like,
Scott, what are you doing here?
I heard about your family.
I was like, yeah, He's like,
yeah, man, I thought, I thought
you left.
What are you doing?
I was like, look, man, the the
PCA is way more important than
my family.
So you know.
He's like are.
You are you serious?
Like I heard it was bad and I
was like, Nish, dude, I'm I'm
not Scott.
And he goes, oh, I just got done
drinking with Rocky.
I'm like, it's 7:00 AM.
He's like, yeah, it was an early
night.
Dude.
Those you know, Mike Wasp has
told me some scary stories about
Rocky Patel.
I'm, I'm just kidding.
He hasn't said anything like
that.
I want to throw down a gauntlet
right here.
I think I can out drink Rocky
Patel.
No way.
That's quite.
There's no way.
You hear me, Rocky?
There's no way.
Yeah, he's a big fan.
No, no, here.
Here's the.
Thing it listens all the time.
I can outdrink him, yeah, but I
can't get up in fucking two
hours later and run the whole
day like I'm.
I've never drank in my life.
That's that's the thing.
He that's a superpower.
Yeah, it's not a superpower,
just for the record.
It's just inhuman additional
implementation of other things
to keep you going.
Come on now.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, of course.
I'm from Miami, it snows often
there.
There you go.
Just like a a Deadpool
Wolverine.
I didn't see it.
We're not allowed to talk about
that.
You didn't see it?
Not yet.
There's a whole diatribe about
how they're not allowed to talk
about, yeah, snow, animals and
all types of things.
It's like, hilarious.
So how long have you been going
by the name law?
Since I was 18, so my first I
was I was in Navy special
operations, OK.
And my first roommate was this
stud named Blue Jones.
Gotcha.
And we got this apartment right
outside.
So the bullets thing is like,
it's legit.
It's not.
You didn't wake up one day and
say, hey, I just want to get a
cool bullet tattoo.
I mean, I I did that before I
did that was like 12 years old.
Oh, OK.
Like if I do this, I'll be cool
the rest of my life.
You were destined for.
I had to shoe shoehorn myself
into somewhere cool.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Yeah, I got I got that post
Iraq, but so blue.
We we got this great bachelor
pad where I was 19.
OK, so 19.
I lied already.
Can't trust anything this guy
says.
You're in the cigar industry,
bro.
We don't believe you already so.
So we had this great bachelor
pad right outside Qualcomm
Stadium where the Chargers
played.
So all the cheerleaders live
there.
OK, So we had a house warming
party and he invites all of his
brothers and all the
cheerleaders.
So we're hanging out, we're
drinking, and all of a sudden
these cheerleaders show up and
he's like, what's up ladies?
I'm blue.
This is my brother Colt, my
brother Steele, my brother
Knight, and my roommate Larry.
That's exactly what the girls
did.
They just started laughing at
me.
He's like, brother, if you're
going to live in this house,
he's like, we're we're going to
be getting some like grade A
female attention in this place.
That's the PC way of saying it.
You can't be going by such a
terrible name.
So I'm trying to break it down
to like why I won't get fired.
You're not going to get fired.
Listen, here's the here's the
thing.
Honestly, we're we we pre record
these things.
OK, So if you ever feel like,
hey, I said something that, you
know, you know, maybe I kind of
crossed the line there or
whatever, we'll just subtract it
out.
No, I'm, I'm definitely playing
it up a little too.
Much.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be totally fine.
I did the Cigar Authority a
couple weeks ago and they got
back to me and they're like,
that was great.
That was fantastic.
We love it.
I was like, oh cool.
So as of right now, you're kind
of, you drive, you're living in
a van down by the river.
You're living in a van down by
the river.
I mean, I ran into you in
Wisconsin.
Yeah.
At Lake Country's cigar auction
event.
Yes, yeah, that's pretty cool.
The.
Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it
was, it was good.
Cigar and Brewfest something
like.
That, yeah, they're, you know,
they're trying, Matt's trying to
do something positive, right?
Yeah.
You know, so I think that he's
got some things to kind of
critique.
I don't think that he was happy
with the overall outcome.
I guess I wouldn't be satisfied
with it regardless of whatever
it was, right?
So I think he's going to keep
working on it for sure, I think.
I had a good time.
I thought it was.
Great.
Yeah, I think a lot of people
had a good time, but I so I went
over to you to go and get.
You guys had water, you guys had
like Topo Chico, and you have
this whole elaborate set up.
You got this van, you're pulling
this thing you got.
I don't even remember umbrellas,
like all chairs, all kinds of
shit, right?
Not a single bottle.
Zeno bottle opener to be found.
It's not a single one.
They're expensive, they're.
Like it's.
Like 75% and $0.75 per bottle
opener like.
Who do you think we are?
That's where you guys draw the
line, huh?
Yeah, A.
Quarter $1,000,000 for this
truck.
Can't do the bottle.
Opener.
No, that's it.
Out of budget.
Out of budget.
Before you got into the cigar
industry, you were in
photography.
Yes.
So when I was in the military,
we did Recon, so we learned
photography.
And when I got back from the
Philippines, I saw this hot
little Filipino chick in a bar
in San Diego.
And I was like, oh, I'm going to
go over there and spit some
Tagalog at her.
So like, this other guy's
hitting on her.
I go over and I just like, speak
the few things I know in
Tagalog.
And she's like, yeah, I was born
here.
I don't know any of that.
I was like, oh, that's
embarrassing.
So the other guy's like, you're,
you know, he was like, that was
the worst approach ever.
And then she said something
about photography.
And I was like, oh, I know
cameras.
And then I talked to the other
guy out of the room and then
she's like, so I got a wedding
tomorrow.
Do you want to come do this with
me?
I was like.
Really I was like, well.
All right, yeah, I mean, I'm
still trying to get in your
pants.
I guess I'll do.
It.
You're kidding me.
So you randomly approach this
girl.
Yeah.
And you kind of walk your way
into a job, essentially.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even though I had a way cooler
job in real life, I was just
like, she's really cute so I'll.
Go shoot this wedding.
I'll go take pictures at a
wedding I didn't.
Realize there was so much work
there was like zero time to talk
to her and flirt with her and
turns out she was married so her
husband like came to help the
setup and.
Everything, Yeah.
So you got totally got baited
bro.
I did, but then I learned
there's a lot of money in
weddings.
Did she?
Did she at least pay you?
Yeah, she paid me really well
for, like, not knowing anything
about the job, right?
So then I was like, oh, there's
a lot of money in weddings.
I'm going to get into that,
right?
And I'm not the only one of the
other photographers I worked
with in Miami was a former
lineman for the Dolphins.
So it's like there's a lot of
people that come from big
careers and they get into
weddings because there's so much
money in it, right?
So you so, So what were you
doing before that?
I mean, how did you find So I I
get how you transitioned into
it.
Yeah.
What were you doing before?
I was in the military.
OK, so but like, you can't just
up and leave the military.
Well, my four years was coming
to an end.
Gotcha.
And they I had the genius
foresight to not re enlist in
2007 thinking there's there's
nothing terrible that's going to
happen in 2008, right.
So I'm just, I'm going to get
out like the the real reason I
got out was because I was
working one hundred 120 hour
weeks for like 35 grand a year,
right?
And I was like, this sucks.
And my stepdad who's like barely
graduated high school is making
100 grand a year selling truck
parts, working like 30 hours a
week.
So I'm like I'm I'm going to get
out and go get a regular.
Job.
This seems stupid.
Yeah, yeah.
Then I got out and 2008
financial collapse happened and
I couldn't find a job for a
whole year.
Gotcha.
So it was a couple years.
So then you started, so you got
into wedding photography 'cause
you have a whole YouTube page
about that.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
So I got into wedding
photography.
The money was really good.
Then we started doing wedding
video to expand.
Well, the income really, right?
I never cared about weddings.
I was never like, I love love so
much.
I never cared about cigars, bro.
Yeah.
And here I am.
I'm being honest.
It just happened, so.
OK.
So because the videos that you
have on there are really, really
intricate, they're really nicely
done.
But they just kind of, I guess
like any YouTube channel or
anything, when you kind of move
on to the next segment in your
life just kind of stops, right?
So they're probably what maybe
the last one was four years ago.
Yeah, about.
So but you did all the editing
and stuff for your own videos
too?
Or did you have somebody else
with you or?
No, towards towards the end, I
like, I didn't do the
photography or the videos.
So I was pretty much like a
producer of the weddings I had.
I had extremely talented
photographers and videographers
working for me and I just kept
developing the business side of
it.
OK, so like I developed all
these services that made all
this extra money and it actually
made my life easier.
I was like, I, I can't believe I
can charge for this, but it
actually makes my job easier.
So I'm like, my video guy was
like, I hate shooting
receptions.
I'm like, all right, we'll go in
there and edit a video during
the wedding and then we'll
deliver it during the wedding
and I'll charge an extra $1000
for having it delivered at the
wedding when really we had to do
it anyway.
So, so now they're getting
actual less product because
they're, they're not shooting
the reception.
But the couple felt like they
were getting a better product,
of course, because now they the
video's already edited at their
wedding.
Right.
You have that whole captive
audience right there as well.
Yeah, and now, now I don't have
to stress for the next two weeks
about editing a video.
Same with the photos, like I
hired this Rockstar photographer
he shot like Dwyane Wade's
wedding, Kevin Hart's wedding,
like he was a rock star.
And he's like same thing.
I hate receptions.
I'll do everything but
receptions.
I was like, get in there and
start editing some photos.
So we're, he's a world champion
Photoshop editor.
No kidding.
So, like, these photos are
coming out.
Like, you know, magazine, he has
a lot of magazine covers and
we're just delivering them at
the weddings.
And I'm charging an extra $1000
for that service.
No kidding.
And I charged extra money
because he had a famous
portfolio, not because I did,
right?
Like, hey look, here's my.
Celebrity photographer This is
the guy.
But but if they didn't want to
pay for that package, I hired
the same guy anyway.
So, all right, well, if you
don't want that, we'll get
somebody else in here.
So what are you doing tomorrow?
OK, so like, so you got into
this whole thing?
Yep.
All because you walked up to a
girl at a bar.
Exactly, Yeah.
And then after, so you started,
you did that, that wedding with
her and you're like, Hey, I can,
I can do this.
Yeah, I was like, I can't
believe you just made 5 grand
for one day of work.
This is ridiculous.
So I was like, I want to get
into this.
It seems like a racket.
And then you built this whole
thing up, you had a whole team
with you, and it's going well,
Yeah.
So then what happens?
How the hell?
How do you find yourself out of
this successful business and
then eventually find yourself in
a yellow van travelling around
the world or the US?
So, so again, there's a, there's
something else on the horizon I
didn't predict.
I was like, so at the time I, I
expanded out of weddings and I
was shooting commercial projects
for big hotel chains and big
restaurant chains and, and that
was actually way more work and
the same amount of money as
weddings.
I believe it.
You just feel more professional.
You're like, oh, because wedding
photographers are totally looked
down upon.
Like you know the.
Well, I guess the entry level to
get into it isn't hard right
now.
I mean, the levels of expertise
as you get into it are
definitely different.
But it's just like being a real
estate agent.
Anybody can.
You can go take the test and you
know you can become a realtor,
right?
I have always compared wedding
photographers to Realtors.
There you go.
I'm like anybody could do it.
Only a few can make a lot of
money at it.
Right, makes sense.
I was charging like 25 grand per
wedding at the end.
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
OK, so.
Something's on the horizon that
you don't see coming.
Yeah, so I'm doing hotels,
right?
I'm doing restaurants, I'm doing
events, OK?
I'm like, I'm really well
diversified.
There's nothing that can come
out of nowhere and just wipe me
out completely, right?
Then the pandemic happened.
Then there's.
I made in 2019.
I made $190,000 that year right?
In 2020 I made 30,000.
Dollars.
That's quite the dip.
Yeah, I had one client that came
out of nowhere.
Really.
Nick Perdomo, OK, I just, I was
tailgating with him at Miami
Hurricanes football games.
I kept like, hey, let me shoot
your cigars.
I'm really good at this.
And he's like, Nah, we're good.
I went on a factory tour and he
actually had his hired
photographer there and the guy
was pissing him off.
Complained about his hotel room.
You know, we went out at like
4:00 in the morning to shoot the
sunrise.
And esta Lee what I mean, what,
what hotel was he expecting to
stay at?
I know now he complained about
the one in Managua, the one in
Esta Lee is like way worse.
So he was already complaining at
the peak of the trip, right?
He's like, this is terrible,
Yeah.
And with Nick Perdomo, like, if
he does something for you, you
do not complain about it no
matter what.
Gotcha.
Because he will.
He doesn't like that.
So this guy started off on the
wrong foot immediately, OK.
And then eventually at the end
of the trip, he's like looking
at my photos, looking at his
like, I wanted to go back out
the next day because the first
day of sunset over the tobacco
fields, it was like terrible.
There was it was overcast.
You couldn't get any like, you
know, the highlights of the Suns
on the leaves.
So they're like, what do you
think?
I was like, it was terrible.
Can we go back out tomorrow?
And we had to get up at, like,
4:00 in the morning to do this,
right.
And this is technically my
vacation, right.
So the hired photographer was
like, Nah, I'm good.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And so that was like the last
straw for Nick.
And at the end of the trip, he
goes, can you stay in Nicaragua
for three more days?
He was like, did I just get
hired?
Did.
I just find myself another job.
So even though it was like the
lowest paying job I had at the
time, because this was like
2018, right?
It was like the lowest paying
job I had at the time, I was so
excited to just do cigar work,
right?
You know, just be it completely
outside the food and events
industry.
So you've always liked cigars
though?
Yes, I've been smoking since I
was 18.
OK, All right.
So, so you start working with
Prodomo.
That's really how you kind of
enter yourself into this cigar
world.
Yes.
Eventually you stop working with
Nick Prodomo, I would assume.
Yes, we, we butted heads a lot.
Yeah, like, 'cause Nick.
Nick is a genius businessman.
But at the time, nobody in the
cigar industry understood
YouTube, right?
And I studied this hard and I, I
convinced him.
I started convincing him in 2019
to do a YouTube channel.
I was like, we got to do this.
Trust me, there's no
manufacturer doing it at this
level.
Like you have a couple retailers
doing it, you have a bunch of
other people that don't even
work in cigars doing it, but no
manufacturers doing it.
You can take over the industry,
right?
So six months of convincing him,
we finally do the YouTube
channel and this is when we got
the timing right.
We launched our first video
January of 2020.
It was perfect storm.
Oh, OK.
Like that actually works because
people are like staring at their
phones and nobody's doing
YouTube at this time, right?
Especially in the cigar
industry, Like, it's like Tim
and like a couple other other
people, right?
There's people are now stuck at
home.
You know, they have money to
spend still, and they have a lot
more time to smoke cigars,
right, And consume YouTube.
So it's the perfect storm.
And the channel blew up and
we're doing a million views a
month within six months.
Wow, yeah, that's incredible.
Dude just on YouTube.
No, not putting it anywhere
else, right?
It was incredible.
So that was, so you were with
him for about two years.
Around 2020-2021 is when you
stopped or.
Mid 2020 OK, so but we we just
kept butting heads, you know,
because I would not let the
quality go down and and they
they wanted to do it the way
they always do Perdomo and I'm
like you can't do that on
YouTube it's not going to work
right.
So we were just always.
Fighting.
Well, it's, you're an artist.
Yeah, right.
When you produce stuff, it's
art.
Yes.
It's a tremendous amount of work
and time.
And then when you go and review
it, you analyze it, you, you
know, you adjust it over and
over and over again until you
eventually find yourself with
the content that you like,
right?
Yes.
So you build this whole thing.
And he's like, hey, that's not
what we want.
That's not the image that we're
looking for.
Right.
Yeah, they were like, like, I
had a few jokes in there and
they're like, hey, Perdomo's a
serious brand.
We don't do jokes around here,
you know, and but there I was
making the content geared
towards, you know, like 25 year
olds, people just getting into
cigars.
I'm like you, you have all these
like 4056 year olds smoking your
cigars.
We're not making content for
them.
So it was a whole new market
that they were, you know, not
used to approaching.
So I'm like this, whatever works
for them does not work for this
group.
They're a totally different
breed.
Yeah, 100% so.
Eventually.
You're 4056 year olds.
They get older and they die,
right?
And you want to make sure that
you have new consumers coming
in.
Exactly.
Like so totally different
subject.
Nobody agrees with me on this at
all.
OK, but I think Padrone's going
to die out a lot sooner, sooner
than anyone thinks really,
because they're they have all
these dedicated loyal smokers
and there's 50s and 60s when
they die off, they have nobody
to replace them.
There's no, no, you know, 3030
year olds are like going out
there just like, oh, I need to
smoke for drone.
They're trying all these
thousands of different brands
out there, you know, they don't
know which one to choose, right?
So I think they're very
complacent right now because
they don't market.
They have a very small sales
team.
They have no social media
presence whatsoever.
They don't do interviews, they
don't do anything right.
So I think they're going to die
out sooner than most companies.
I think, you know, I think that
their format is actually quite
intriguing.
You know, I I understand what
you're saying.
As far as the age bracket, yeah,
that does make sense to some
degree.
But I can tell you that there's
definitely some youth that is
smoking for drones.
Yeah.
You know, So though everything
that they do is not the norm to
some degree, I could tell you
year over year they're still the
the fastest growing brand, brand
in our store.
Really crazy.
Yeah, well, maybe in your store
and they're in, they're in every
store I go to.
They are.
So they have a great presence.
But I think if complacency
kills, I mean, that's true.
You look at Kodak, right?
They developed the first digital
camera, got mad at the guy,
fired him, and then they were
out of business.
Yeah, that's true.
So.
That's very true.
I mean it's very possible.
It can happen overnight if you
get complacent.
All of a sudden, yeah,
absolutely.
Or maybe they get like a padrone
van.
Yeah, you know, and they stick,
you know, maybe you jump or
something or they stick somebody
else in there and they travel
around and they, you know, and
they have bottle openers.
Yeah, well.
At that point, they're above
you.
Who's complacent now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Surprise, surprise, Zeno.
All right.
So you're working with Perdomo
somewhere along the lines you
find your way with Drew a state,
right?
Yeah, so our, my contract came
to an end with Perdomo.
We said after six months we'll
sit down, we'll re evaluate.
He's like, hey, I love what
you're doing, but like it's
expensive.
So like either give me a better
deal or we're done.
I was like, well, I guess we're
done 'cause there's a lot of
work.
I can't do it for less money.
Like I was, I was working, I was
putting like 40 to 60 hours in
each video.
So we're doing 2 videos a month
and we wanted and we wanted to
up it to one video a week.
So 4 videos a month, right, But
not change the price.
And I was like I, I can't, I
would love to do it, but I
can't.
It's just not.
It's feasible, right?
So.
Without you hiring another
person to help you.
Yeah.
And then you got to pay that
person, right?
Yeah.
And I had a a business partner.
I was splitting a Commission
with him because he introduced
me to Nick Perdomo.
So I wasn't even taking most of
that home.
Does was he doing anything?
No, he's, I had to deal with him
like he's the one who introduced
me to a lot of my clients pre
pandemic.
So he was, he's now my business
partner on the Republican
debauchery channel.
But before that I worked at a
law firm and met him and we, we
were both like heavy cigar
smokers and drinkers.
So we got along really well.
And he was like senior up in the
law firm And I was like, hey,
look, man, I was like, I do all
this stuff on on the side.
Like what if you just introduced
me to some of your clients,
'cause he was representing like
Canon, you know, like the
printing company side of the
business.
He was representing Aeromexico.
Like he had Four Seasons hotels,
like he had big clients.
I was like, introduce me to some
of these people.
I'll give you 20% Commission on
everybody you introduce me to
throughout the entire time.
They're my client, right?
So for him it was just like, do
a couple meetings and then I
make money for the, you know,
the next three or four years.
I probably paid him out like 80
grand from Perdomo.
No shit.
Yeah.
So that's 20%, but not half,
right?
Right, right.
So I was doing 20%.
Then the cost of like I kept
upgrading equipment.
So I was paying another thirty,
3040% from each video into that.
So I was walking away with like,
at one point I did the math and
after three or four months I was
like breaking even on the videos
'cause I wanted to be so
successful.
Right, 'cause you just kept
well, you kept reinvesting in
your stuff.
Yeah, making it better.
New lights, new, you know, audio
equipment, you know.
Yeah, it's kind of like this,
this whole thing for us, we
fucking just hemorrhage cash
over it makes us no money.
We refuse to take ad space.
Yeah, like none whatsoever.
Like that's not happening
because I want to say whatever
the hell I want to say.
If I want to talk about Rocky
Patel and Colombian Bam bam, I'm
going to.
You know what I mean?
It's just going to happen so.
Yeah, we talked on our YouTube
channel.
We, we made a video at Gurkha's
expense and like, I love Juan
Juan's such a good dude, Juan
Lopez.
And I was just like, he was the
first one to comment on the
video.
He's like great video guys.
And it was like the number one
video from PCA.
They had like 12,000 views the
first week.
And I was just like, sorry,
Juan.
That's just it was true though.
It, it, it is what it is, you
know, Yeah, you got to say some
fun stuff.
You got to keep it interesting,
you know, if you keep it really
jejune, no one's going to watch,
no one's paying attention.
It's not fun.
It's not even fun to do the
interviews, you know?
So.
All right, So how did you find
yourself with Drew Estate?
So Perdomo, I'm bringing you
back.
So Perdomo contract ends.
So I go, I go with my now
business partner Albert, and I'm
just bitching up a storm.
We're drinking, we're smoking.
And I'm just like, you know how
much money that Channel could
have made that could have been
so successful?
And he gets so annoyed at me, he
goes, he goes, how much money is
it gonna take you to, like, shut
the fuck up right now, right?
I was like, $100,000.
He's like, no, seriously.
He was like, no, seriously,
$100,000.
We start our own channel today.
He goes, really?
I was like, yeah, you know, the
business model.
You know, I'm good at it.
He's like, all right, let's do
it.
And there's a few things I
didn't take into account, right?
One, this was two years after
the pandemic started, there's
now like three times the
creators on YouTube.
So the barrier to entry is way
higher.
Like you can when we did
Perdomo, all we had to do was do
better video quality and better
audio quality and a little bit
of script writing.
No problem.
Now you have to do storytelling,
fancy editing, like you have to
do all these things to get ahead
of everyone else, right?
So we started the channel and we
didn't have a direction to go in
either.
Like we didn't because we didn't
want to do cigar reviews like
everyone else, right?
So we kept trying everything.
And when you don't stick to one
subject, if you don't, if you
don't stick to one like style or
one like, like if you do cigar
reviews, only do cigar reviews,
right?
If you're gonna interview
people, only interview people,
right?
And so we're doing interviews
and some cigar reviews and some
myth busting and like, you know,
so our audience.
Like Andrew Tate and
testosterone?
Yes, like that very.
Recently.
So we kind of use it as we're
like, all right, we'll use our
YouTube channel as an experiment
and start selling this to other
companies, right?
So we ran into Jack Hare and Joe
Grow at PCA.
We like shelled out like 6
grand, went to PCA, filmed a
bunch of videos like 8 grand.
And then we're like, oh, it's
we're not getting any views from
these videos.
They're like 40-50 views per
interview.
Like it wasn't going well.
And then we run into Jack Hare
and Joe Grow and they're like,
they're like, what are you guys
doing?
And we're like, Oh yeah, we did
the Perdomo YouTube channel.
So we, you know, we're trying to
ask other companies if they want
us to do them for them.
He goes, you guys did Perdomo.
He's like, we've been looking
for you.
Like literally like we love that
Channel.
We've been looking for like
we've been flying these guys in
from out of state and they suck.
Like we really, we're like, oh,
we're in Miami too.
And like perfect.
You're hired.
You're like, well, you want to.
And they're like, no, you're
hired.
Like, so we did that and then we
shopped it around a little bit
more.
We did some stuff for Agonorsa,
some stuff for Smoke in we help
them with their their NFC or NFT
launch and it was a lot of fun.
We, we broke even on everything.
We didn't make any money.
I depleted all my life savings
doing it, but we're enjoying it
at least, right.
Yeah.
And then then you came knocking
to Zeno or what?
How do you use So now so real
estate goes you did you know,
you do all these kind of things
in the industry and you're still
doing Republic debauchery.
Yes.
No, not not anymore.
It's done.
Yeah.
OK.
So the last show was what, a
year or two ago?
Or?
I we posted actually you should
go check this out.
We posted a interview with Matt
Booth.
That's insane.
I saw it, yeah.
I didn't watch it.
I like, I saw the image of it,
but the Andrew Tate one,
actually, I gravitated to that.
And then I gravitated to, there
was an interview that you did
from PCA and it was too late.
Yeah.
And you're right.
They're two totally different
feels right.
Like the Andrew Tate 1 was
really well cut, well lighting,
you know, you have different
angle shots.
You have all of these things
going on.
And then I go to the PCA one.
It was just kind of like, so,
hey, you know, it's like, oh, it
was Oscar Valladares, which I
just said wrong, but you said
right, Oscar Valladares.
That's it.
Yeah.
I grew up in Miami.
It's easier.
Gotcha.
So OK, so so how do you find
yourself in a van down by the
river?
So Jack, Jack and I were making
great videos of Dru Estate.
They they are some of the best
videos out there.
And Jack up and leaves and goes
to to Davidoff and I'm like,
what are you doing there?
He's like, I'm a brand
ambassador.
He's like, it's great.
I'm doing like.
No, it's a brand activation
manager, so.
See, I fall for that pitfall
too.
See.
Uh huh.
So I actually got corrected in
my job interview.
During my job interview, I was
like, so as a brand ambassador
and they're like, it's called a
brand activation manager.
I was like, oh, OK.
Very sorry.
So cuz brand ambassador sounds
cool.
You're like, I am an ambassador
for a cigar company, right?
Brand activation manager means
it sounds like I go to events
and I set them up for you,
right?
And that's essentially what we
do.
But we like to believe that
we're the ambassador.
So but so he leaves and I was
like, oh, that's a job.
You can like, I thought Pedro
was the only ambassador in the
whole industry, right?
And then he's like, no, I'm a
brand ambassador for Camacho
now.
I was like, if anything else
like that ever opens up, like I
was like, I'm happy with my
business.
It's doing OK.
I'm still doing some side work,
portrait, family portraits and
stuff that make good money.
I was like, but if anything
opens up, let me know.
And like he posted on Facebook,
like Zeno activation manager now
available.
And I looked it up and I was
like, when they first posted, it
was like 140 grand a year.
I was like, that's good.
That's good money.
Yeah, yeah.
So I applied for it.
And then I'm like, I'm looking
up the posting again and all of
a sudden it's gone.
And then they they republish it
and they don't have any salary
on there at all.
That was a typo.
We're sorry.
Yeah, So I, I guess I, I, they
probably like because they
needed to fill the position
really quick, right.
So they're like, they're like,
oh, let's, let's put a lot of
money.
And then they probably got like
hundreds of applications.
You know, everybody's like, I
can smoke cigars for 140.
Grand a year.
Shit for 140 grand, I'm in.
Yeah, right.
Go Zeno.
I I could wear all yellow.
It'd be it'd be great.
Yeah, that'd be fantastic.
That's the hardest part of the
job is wearing.
The yellow, All the yellow,
yeah.
It's my whole wardrobe now.
I went from Gray tone, black and
Gray tone's the banana, right?
So, so I, I put in my resume,
you know, and I like, I put in
the resume on like 6 different
websites.
I really want this job.
I even like e-mail the HR guys
like hey, put in my resume just
so you know, like Jack go in
there and put my physical resume
on his desk.
He's.
Just following up.
Yeah, I'm just trying to do
everything I can.
So I get the first interview and
like I see the pay is like, you
know, it's not what it was
before, right.
So I'm like, oh, well, now I'm
having second thoughts.
Like I'm I've been building this
business because at the same
time we're launching our own
online cigar shop.
Gotcha.
So I'm building.
We got you.
Figured why not get a little
more abuse And why not?
Do you know cigar retail as
well?
Well, that, that was my business
partner's idea, right.
OK.
So like we're yeah, we could do
this.
I get it.
We're like three years into this
channel and I'm like, like, bro,
I was like, we're still breaking
even.
We're three years in.
My savings is depleted.
I I think I got to go another
route.
I'm sorry.
I know you put a bunch of money
into this.
I put a lot of work into this
like, but he goes, I have an
idea.
He's like, give me one week.
He's like, how you going to move
the needle in one week?
And he comes back, he goes,
here's our tobacconist license.
We're going to sell cigars.
And I was like, so your solution
to our problems is to start a
whole new business on top of the
other businesses.
So I'm going to be essentially
running three businesses by
myself.
He's like, yeah.
Yeah, you'll be fine I.
Was like, OK, let's do it.
And then at the same time, like
this job opportunity comes up.
So like I'm almost done building
the site, ready to launch it.
And then I, I'm about to do my
first interview and I was like,
you know what, I'm going to go
smoke.
I've never smoked a Xeno
Nicaragua.
I'm going to go smoke it.
If it sucks, I'm going to pull
my resume, right?
So I'm like 3 puffs in like 30
minutes before my first
interview.
I was like, damn, that's a
pretty good cigar.
I was like, I could smoke this.
I don't even have to sell it.
It's a good cigar.
And Davidoff knows that.
They know it's like a $1520
cigar that they're selling for
$8, right?
So, so I go, I go into the
interview.
Jack had to do 1 1/2 interviews.
He says he had to do like 2
interviews, but one was like
informal.
They're like you got the job,
you got the tram stamp, you got
the.
Job.
Yeah, it was.
I had to do 6.
I was going to say, so how so?
The tram stamp cuts down about
four and a half interviews.
Well, it's not that.
It's because Camacho and Alvo
are like US, run brands for
Davidoff.
Zeno is from Basil, it's from
the headquarters.
This is their new baby and they
want to push it more than
anything else and they're very
excited about it.
So I had to interview with the
top guys over in, you know,
Switzerland as well, so.
Did you show up in a suit?
I did not.
I I wore a yellow polo, though,
right?
Yeah.
Like I'm already on brand,
right?
Yeah.
So you got to hire.
I have several of these at home,
yeah.
I just happen to have this.
I have somebody.
I have so much yellow.
Yellow is my favorite color.
Did I tell?
You guys that I'm a huge yellow
fan.
So, but they're so protective
over this brand because it has,
you know, Zeno Davidoff's name
on it.
So they're like, this has to be
somebody that we really believe
in, right?
So it was, it was a lot harder,
but I never, I didn't end up
pulling my resume.
I even load balled myself when I
asked how much money I wanted.
And luckily they were pretty
nice and they gave me like over
asking.
Oh, OK, above asking.
Yeah, that's good.
Like significantly above what I
asked.
For, well, you're working your
ass off.
Yeah, well, it doesn't feel like
good.
I mean, you're sitting in a
fucking van.
Yeah, you're traveling all
around the nation.
Like, when do you have time off?
How many hours a week inclusive
to driving?
Like how much time do you put
into this brand every week?
Probably 100 hours a week. 100
hours a week.
Yeah, but it doesn't feel like
it like the setup of the event
is I would say 3 hours per event
setup and breakdown is like 3
hours total.
OK.
Everything else aside from that
is not.
Work.
You're driving in a van.
Listening to cigar podcast,
smoking cigars like I would do
that anyways.
And no wife.
I have a girlfriend, OK, very
very understanding girlfriend so
and she works from home so she
she'll fly out and visit me in
some states.
Where, where and where is home?
Saint Peter, I moved to Saint
Petersburg.
That's where Davidoff's
headquarters is in the US All
right, so from Miami.
I have your the coffee keg at my
house now, by the way, the one
that Jack was building that he
kept screwing up, he had a Nitro
thing.
Oh, the first one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to get it going now.
I'm dealing with the.
Problems he's he's been trying
to get like the whole office
into Nitro coffee yeah, cold
brew and it's just not taking.
OK, so here's what happened.
So we did the kegerator
giveaway, right?
And I said, hey, just so you
know, if anybody wins it, I will
offer you a box of cigars for
the kegerator.
Yeah, before we did the
announce.
Before we announced it, Yeah.
So someone, you know, someone
want it and we worked out a
deal.
We want to be in two boxes.
But you know, hey, whatever.
I was excited because I want to
do Nitro cold brew in my house.
Lo and behold to me, I mean, all
of a sudden I lit up Jack and
he's like, oh, here's what you
got to do.
And here's all these things like
this is what you got to buy and
all this stuff.
So I bought a kit and he sent me
the keg, which is awesome
because I didn't think he was
going to send me the keg.
He sends me the keg.
I try and put it together, shit
doesn't work.
The parts aren't the same.
I'm like, fuck.
So now I know that I'm over my
head and I got to try and figure
out how to get somebody in here
to help me fix this whole
scenario, right?
Yeah.
So that's where I'm currently at
with this.
But I have this beautiful
plastic tub that we're doing 5
gallons of cold brew in.
My wife, well, my wife does, and
it's just not attached to the
keg.
So it's just sits in the keg,
the keggerator in the fridge.
So complete chaos.
Funny story, Jack figured out
the one in the office somehow,
right?
Like my first day at work, this
was like the big celebration,
right?
It was like, oh, we got the cold
brew working.
And I was like, it's this cold
brew guys.
And they're like, but they're so
excited because I guess they've
been working.
On momentous occasion, yes.
So I start mixing like a month
later, I start mixing cocktails
for the Zeno event to try and
see if I can make a mocktail
that'll pair well with the
cigar, right.
Long story short, I failed, but
I was making these, I was making
these mocktails and I put the
bag of ice into the kegerator.
I was like, oh, that'll last a
few hours at least.
And all of a sudden there's like
water puddled.
I forget about it and we come in
the next day as water, water
puddled all around it, right?
So immediately everyone just
assumes it broke again and they
they unplug it and they put it
in the warehouse and like I come
in.
I was like, I knew exactly what
happened.
I was like, what will you do for
me if I can fix it?
And like you can't fix it, bro.
Like this thing just like it's a
nightmare.
And I I just bring it upstairs
and I plug it in and I was like,
I fixed it and they're like,
what did you do?
I was like, I know these things,
bro, right?
I just took the bag of ice.
I'm a carrier expert.
That's awesome.
Well, I do want to talk about
one brief thing before we go as
far as what's going on the news,
because this is, I found this
was pretty fascinating.
I don't want to.
I want to segue out of it real
quick because I feel like we're
coming to an end here soon.
I'm, I'm just getting warmed up.
Are you?
Yeah.
About Liam Payne Yes The English
pop singer best known for his
work in One Direction, has died
at age 31.
Yes, the singer fell from a
third floor balcony at the Casa
Sur Palermo hotel in Palermo,
Buenos Aires, Argentina, People
magazine has confirmed.
Payne was in Argentina where he
attended a concert by his former
bandmate Mr. Horan.
He has no idea what's going on.
He like he he does these
trending topics now and he has
at least.
It's not a sports thing.
I.
Didn't even know One Direction
was still making music.
Well, it's not.
I mean, Harry Styles is the guy
that was in One Direction,
right?
Harry Styles was.
I don't think so.
Was he?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
He was the guy and then
everybody, he kind of blew up
and he kind of left everybody
else behind, right?
That's what they all do.
Kind of like New Kids on the
Block.
Justin Timberlake, Beyoncé, they
all.
Do it.
They all break apart.
Yeah, they're just dead weight.
So this guy, he falls off of a
third story every building and
he dies.
Literally dead weight.
Literally dead.
Weight hit his head or
something.
That's not that far.
I don't know.
Apparently he was jacked up or
messed up or.
Something yeah, sure, sure.
That's not mentioned in the
area.
They've reached out to his
people and the police for
information and they have.
Not yet replied.
Do you think Diddy was involved?
That's a good question.
Maybe he knew.
He was going to testify.
Maybe do you think?
Did they find baby?
Oil.
Someone, someone told me Beyoncé
was in.
It was in the country.
It's the conspiracies are
already like, through the roof.
A lot of people have left
America that they think would be
interviewed for the Diddy stuff.
Really.
Yeah.
So, I mean, he's 31 years.
Old it's Argentina's like a non
extradition state so maybe he
was there for a.
Reason some of the some of the
places people have gone, like
couple of people went to France,
couple of people went to
England.
Those aren't, I mean, those are
extradition countries, you'd
think.
Right.
Yeah, well, I mean we're we're
the.
It's just a process.
Julian Assange was in Argentina,
right?
Forever.
I think so.
Yeah, I think Argentina is a non
extradition.
Yeah, so that's that's where
that's a safe place to go to get
away from Diddy.
I don't know.
And that's so if, if he stabbed
himself five times and then fell
off the balcony that, you know,
I don't know.
Could have it or hit things on
the way down apparently.
Yeah, sharp edges on the
building.
Do you think it was a Zeno guy?
No.
What do you think?
There were no there was some
yellow apparel, they said.
They found a lot of yellow
things.
I would say the Zeno Platinum
guy would make a better hit man
because he's all black and
silver.
Gotcha.
You don't want.
Apparently they saw a yellow van
driving away from the scene of
in Argentina.
There's, I mean, there's a lot
of yellow vans out there like
DHL.
They're not really around that
much anymore.
Yeah, they're here.
They're they're in existence.
But Mike had a a package come
from THL and so he's really
excited about this 'cause this
is a thing that we're working on
for the upcoming PCA, right?
So he's just sitting around,
he's like, I can't wait for this
to get here.
Can't.
He's like, it's the next stop,
OK.
And he's got to go 1/2 hour
later.
So it's still the next stop.
Now he's at Burger King.
I'm like what?
The fuck you tracking?
You can actually see the van
move through the city.
Yeah, so.
So this fucking guy sitting at
Burger King, he's like, Oh my
God, he's getting lunch or
something.
So he waits almost the whole
other hour for this one stop.
The guy comes in.
Go ahead and sit tight.
The package is not in the van.
No, Right.
He goes on.
He goes through everything.
He goes, I'm sorry.
They must have left it back at
the warehouse, like, well, what
does that mean?
He goes.
Somebody will bring it tomorrow.
He comes in with his.
He comes in with his Burger King
Cup.
He did.
He had Burger King in the front
seat you son of a bitch.
So.
Professional and that's why you
know DHL is not.
As many yellow vans.
Yeah.
The Zeno van is probably, you
know, it's camouflaged in the
fleet, right?
Yeah.
If you're gonna, if you're gonna
do a hit, you know, camouflage
your van.
That's it.
Blend in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Makes sense?
So anything else you want to add
before we cut you loose?
Oh, man, so much stuff.
Go ahead.
So there's this cigar called the
Zeno Nicaragua.
We can talk about that.
OK, whatever.
I think I wouldn't be doing my
job if you know, like I love
ahead, I love doing this stuff,
right?
So we talk about everything but
cigars.
Go ahead, go ahead.
So this is the Zeno Nicaragua
and there's there's a lot of
brand identity issues with it
because we also have the Zeno
Platinum line.
Yes.
And most people don't realize
that Davidoff's first name is
Zeno.
So these are both lines are
named after him.
But the Zeno Platinum line,
which has been around forever,
which is the ultra premium line,
that's supposed to be Davidoff
when he's refined in his later
years.
And the Zeno Nicaragua was
supposed to be Zeno Davidoff
when he was younger, traveling
around the world before he even
opened his shop.
Gotcha.
So he he would travel all over
the world.
Like I think he started making
his first cigars in the
Philippines.
OK.
When he first opened the shop,
like he was making his own cigar
and he was sourcing it from the
Philippines before he went to
Cuba.
And so he that's what he did.
He just travelled.
And that's what this cigar
represents, is like a young
Zeno.
So it's a very approachable
cigar for new smokers.
It's also really good for like
golfers or yard guards because
it's a $7.50 cigar, right?
So is this the one thing that
that you're promoting is the
Zeno Platinum period?
That's it.
Zeno Nicaragua.
Zeno, Nicaragua.
Sorry.
It's a different guy with a
black shirt.
Right, that's a, that's a hit,
man.
Well, I, I didn't know if I was
doing platinum or Nicaragua.
So I had an outfit for both for
my interviews, right?
And then as soon as I say
Nicaragua, it's like threw out.
I had like a silver suit, yellow
and threw it out.
He has like yellow polos.
I'll be right back.
Hold on.
Guys, OK, so how many vitolas is
it?
We have, we have the five sizes
in, in America, right?
The European market's different.
They have like the cigarillos
and stuff.
OK, So we have the Gordo, the
big boy.
We got the short Torpedo, which
is a very interesting cigar.
So this cigar, for some reason,
the smaller you make it, the
better the flavor gets.
Gotcha.
So we have your robusto and your
Toro, the, you know, the regular
ones and then we got this pre
cut half Corona, right.
It's a very small cigar.
I would never touch a cigar like
that before.
You know, I'm like, I'm not a
cigarillo guy or anything.
It's like just it's hand rolled.
It's and it's machine cut at the
factory.
So you just like pull it out and
light it.
But I, I mean, I, I've been
smoking the robusto on the road
the whole time.
So eventually I got tired.
I started smoking the Toro and
the Gordo and and then I got
into the half Coronas
begrudgingly and that turns out
to be the best flavor of them
all.
I believe that it's got this
super great.
Like I get like a vanilla
cupcake.
And yet here we are, not smoking
that one.
Yeah, right.
What the fuck?
Smoking the robusto.
Right.
Like, oh, that half Corona's
fantastic.
This.
Is the one he doesn't smoke
enjoy.
Enjoy.
I don't smoke the robusto.
I don't smoke that one anymore.
I have a lot of those.
You guys like 2?
I kind of aged out of that.
What do you smoke?
Oh yeah, the robusto.
I'm like, oh perfect.
Yeah, that's the robusto.
It's still it's.
Good.
It's good.
So like the Toro has like a
slightly more difficult pool.
The robusto's right in the
middle.
It's got the perfect pool.
The Gordo's like a little bit
airy and then that the half
corona is just.
It's amazing it is.
So great.
So perfectly.
I don't have any with me, but
that's the.
Best one?
I mean I would love to give you
some, however there's 75,000 of
them in my van and I'm not
sharing.
Pretty much they're all for me.
That makes sense.
So just the one blend.
Yeah.
So you represent 1 blend, 1
blend, one cigar.
So you're out driving around the
nation.
Yeah, for one blend, 1 blend.
So we.
That's why it's not $100,000
anymore and that's I cut them
back, right.
And I can get a kayak.
That is.
Crazy.
Well, it's, so it's a whole new
line coming out from Davidoff,
right?
So it's this is the new value
line from Davidoff, which
they've never done before.
Gotcha.
So all the cigars are sub $10?
Pretty much so and.
How much is the half corona?
So it's it's so small.
Well it depends on what state
I've.
I've learned this throughout cuz
like.
MSRP MSRP Standard MSRP is.
I think it's 30 bucks for A5
pack.
OK, so $6.
For a 6 pack, that's.
Not bad.
So yeah, I'm, I've been in all
these other States and I didn't
realize some states have like
80% cigar tax.
So they're like, how much is
that cigar?
I'm like, this one's $7.50 and
they come out and they're like
they said it's $14.00 in there.
I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.
We don't do taxes at Zeno.
Yeah, I'm, I'm from Florida.
We have no cigar tax, you know,
so we're blessed.
Well, you got to hit yourself
with a disclaimer.
You'd be like, well I don't know
what the taxes are in the state,
but suggested.
Retail I, I started saying that
after a while I figured that out
because most states were like,
oh, it's 5% tax or 10% tax.
So what state have you had the
most fun in so far?
Oh, that's a good question.
That is a very good question.
So I mean, it's an hour later.
I figured I'd get at least one
good question.
Yeah, right.
Tennessee, I think, has been one
of my.
Favorites.
Tennessee.
Yeah, OK.
Where?
Nashville or Memphis?
I mean, there's I did.
Totally I did.
Everywhere in Tennessee.
OK, so I did.
I started in Knoxville.
OK, then I did.
So I did Knoxville.
Yeah, it's been a while.
I've done a lot of these.
It's been a long you live on the
road, you're putting 110 hours
in a week and you're saying that
you're having the time of your
life.
But like, you know.
It's all a blur, Michael.
Eventually the girl's like, hey,
look, buddy, you're I'm fucking
out of here.
I'm not sticking around.
You know, you need to come visit
me some or something.
But like, you know, you're,
you're doing this.
So yeah, of course it's going to
be a blur.
It is a blur.
So I did, I've, I can't remember
the order, but I've, I've done
Knoxville, Nashville, Memphis, a
couple smaller towns, and
they're all great in our own
way.
Right?
Like Memphis is kind of funny.
Yeah.
Because first of all, it can be
like, I've never driven with a
trailer before.
This is like my third event and
I have to parallel park it on
the Main Street, which is like
there's a trolley there like so.
And you got it back intact.
Nobody took anything.
They're like yellow's not our.
Color as well, Yeah, right.
Yeah, So, well, that's part of
the interesting fact is so I
parallel park this thing, it's
like the trolleys, like inches
away from it every time it
passes.
OK, We do the event and the
shop's closing at like 6:00 PM
on like a Saturday.
What are you doing closing so
early?
Like in Miami, your customers
don't even start showing up till
like 9:00 in the night.
Like, oh, nobody, nobody hangs
out at night in Memphis.
This is a different world at
night.
So they close down the shop and
like these like five guys from
the shop pull out lawn chairs
and they sit on the on the
sidewalk and they just start,
they just start hitting on every
girl that walks by this like old
like barbershop style.
I'm just, I'm like breaking down
this thing.
It's August 3rd.
I'm sweating my ass off.
I'm just laughing so hard
listening to these guys just hit
on everything.
I'm talking like.
It's got a pulse like. 18 year
olds to grandma, like,
everything.
They have no shame.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And a lot of the girls are,
like, hooting back at them.
I was having a good time.
Also, like, you know, the
Southern hospitality is a real
thing.
I had some issues.
Like every shop I went to,
people have helped me out.
They've been, you know, super
helpful.
And obviously in Tennessee,
everyone offered me bourbon
everywhere I went.
Nice.
They're like I've.
Turned down more bourbon in the
in that week than I have the
rest of my life combined.
And I'm like, why aren't you
drinking?
I'm like, I'm on the road like
six hours.
A day you have to drive.
Drive the van.
Because it's a bright yellow van
and if it swerves I'm in so much
trouble.
Yeah, and at that time, you
know, I'd only had a week under
my belt of driving with a
trailer.
Right now, it's like second
nature.
I actually have more trouble
driving my pickup truck without
a trailer than driving with a
truck trailer.
Now.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
It's like it's like an extension
of me now.
I would have never guessed
Tennessee.
Yeah, Tenant.
So there's two of the most
beautiful towns I've ever seen
is Germantown, TN, which is
right outside of Memphis.
So Memphis, it you know, it can
get pretty crazy at night there.
Yeah, Germantown is the most
manicured, the most beautiful
place I've ever seen.
And then right outside of
Nashville was Franklin, TN and
I'm assuming that's where all
the country stars.
Live.
That's where all the bougie guys
live.
Yeah, that, that place is
absolutely stunning.
Yeah, Franklin cigars over
there.
Crown Cigars is over there.
Yeah, we did.
Places our event was at Can't
remember.
Can't remember.
It had to be where PJ is.
I think it's Franklin's.
Let's see.
Oh, my phone's over there.
I have everything saved in my
phone, right?
Yeah, but.
Yeah, it's a nice place.
Anyways, very nice place.
So I guess the cable for the
trailer had come out at one
point, right?
And it was like dragging on the
ground and it like melted.
And so when I got there, I was
like, oh wow.
I was like, I have to figure out
how to replace this trailer
harness before I can move again
to the next city.
And every like three guys there
like immediately get on the
phone.
They're calling electricians,
they're calling like supply
stores.
And they figured it out for me
and for I went, oh shit, I went
to the closest tractor supply
code.
Well, this is pretty funny too.
So they're like, just go to this
tractor supply code.
It costs 35 bucks.
This person's gonna help you out
Like they're I've never seen
you're.
Gonna want to talk to Carl.
Carl will be at the register,
yes.
Yeah, he's already has a part
waiting for.
It if if this happened in Miami,
people are like good luck with
that Yeah, give me the cigar
though, like, you know, stop
wasting my.
Time.
You know, if you give me a box,
I can probably have someone stop
by and take a look at it.
It'll be like $400.
I don't know if they're gonna
fix it.
So they did all this for free.
I gave them some swag as a thank
you.
I'm like, all right, it's 20
minutes away.
All I have to do is get there.
It's night time now.
I have no trailer lights, right?
Like, all I have to do is get
there without a single cop
pulling up behind me, right?
The second I pull out of that
parking lot, a cop pulls behind
me.
Done like instantly and I'm
just, I'm freaking out cuz I see
him immediately.
He pulls to my echelon like my
back quarter.
He's like there for like 5
minutes and he pulls directly
behind me.
I can't see him anymore.
I can't see him around the
trailer.
So I'm like man, I'm just I'm
like I'm fucking I'm looking off
every shiny object to see a
reflective object to see if his
lights are on.
I can't tell.
And then I'd pull up to the
Tractor Supply Code and he's not
there anymore.
I was like, when did he leave?
I was sweating the whole 20
minutes, the longest 20 minutes
of my life.
I pull in the parking lot, they
get me the part and the guy
installs it for free on the
spot.
No shit.
Yeah, I was like, wow, it was
like an hour and a half to
install it.
That was awesome.
There's like 19 wires in that
cable.
Did you give him cigars or
something or what?
I tried.
To give him everything.
Like he was like, oh, I need a
headlamp.
I went in, I bought a headlamp.
I was like, you keep the
headlamp, that's yours.
He's like, he's like, no, I
already got one, don't worry
about it.
And I was like, all right.
I was like, well, he's like, oh,
I need these Clippers, you know,
or like what's it called?
You know, the tool, the smash,
the little cable hole, right
crimper.
He's like, I need a crimper.
I go in there, he's like, give
me the most expensive crimpers
you.
Got right this guy's.
He's leaving with good stuff.
Yeah, I give it to him.
I was like, you keep that.
He's like, no, no, I can't do
that.
I just can't do it.
I'm here to help you, man,
because he's like, please stop
trying to give me stuff.
I just want help.
And I was like.
Jesus, so I have really nice
wire crimpers in the car and a
headlight.
Super nice head lamp like.
It's.
Probably brighter than
headlights on.
Those are raffle items, dude.
So when you go and activate a
brand, you're like, by the way,
slightly used headlamp.
It's a little bit orangish.
I can't.
It's not yellow.
Yeah.
Yellow.
Yellow or bust?
Yellow or bust, yellow kayak or
nothing.
Yeah, so we do.
We do have another cigar coming.
Out.
That was going to be my next.
Question.
So I've smoked it.
I can't give anyone information
on it, but I've smoked it.
It is very delicious.
Like this line has no business
being under $10, but when it
does come out, it's I don't know
what color it's gonna be.
Is it more medium or medium full
it?
Is it's, it's got more body to
it, OK, It's darker.
That's as much as I could say.
That's all I could say.
It's not a Connecticut.
And it's not gonna be black and
silver.
No, no, no.
That Zeno Platinum line is like.
Somebody else already has those
colors.
Yeah, it's already been taken,
Yeah.
That purple line is like super
like I smoked one of each before
my interview.
I was like, I could do either of
these, right?
Hopefully it's a platinum
because this is the I I could
smoke these for the rest of my
life.
Just these.
Do I get to guess the color?
Can I guess the color?
I don't know the color.
So you don't know the color?
No, I don't.
If it's purple, you have to go
to Louisiana and do an LSU whole
thing.
I'll spend the whole year there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Here's the mild and here's the
fuller.
And you need to buy both.
That in LA hang out with the.
Lakers.
Yeah, you can do the Lakers.
Yeah, it's we should do purple.
We we should do purple.
For those of you listening,
blaze purple.
So we looked at R&D and Purple,
purple.
That purple right there?
There you go.
Purple.
So like my Zoa?
Yeah.
Do you look good in purple too?
Because the yellow is really
popping.
I've never tried it.
I never tried yellow before.
Like my my entire wardrobe was
nothing but OD green and black.
That was it.
So now it's got a lot of yellow
in it.
So if if we get a purple, I'll
start leaning into the purple.
Outfit.
Do you wear shirts that actually
fit you or just the smaller
ones?
So that's all they make.
They only make those.
Mica only only comes in the one.
Size.
They only come in toddler size
or.
I I never learned how to do
laundry properly so I always buy
large right and they always just
shrink down to like a small
gotcha and I'm just too lazy to.
Replace.
All right.
So then R&D, we need a 5050
cotton Poly blend moving
forward?
No more cotton shirts.
No, no more 100% Honduran
cotton.
Shirts.
I bought these really nice like
polo shirts from this company
called Retro Rifle.
They're awesome and I have this
yellow one with flowers all over
it and I wash it and it shrank
like three times the size.
I can't wear it anymore and I
looked at it and it says hand
wash only.
Damn, so is that.
I hope that was a company
expense.
No, I bought that with my own
money.
Damn.
Yeah, damn.
The company's.
They're liberal as long you know
what I here's what what I've
learned.
I think that if you always treat
the company money like it's your
own money and you're responsible
with it, then no one's watching
you.
Yes, right.
But the minute that you start
kind of going sideways on things
like, yeah, no problem just
swiping that card, people are
like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's
going $700.00 pizza?
I don't know what what happened
here.
Yeah, yeah.
They, I heard back in the day
they were pretty liberal with
the marketing, marketing budget.
They were just like, I mean,
they, they, we had the Tom
Landry cigar, right?
Camacho, Tom Landry cigar.
They rented a private jet.
They were flying with Tom Landry
all over the country.
It was like, I'm like, I want to
go back to that Davodon.
That sounds fantastic.
And they're like, we're never
going back to that down.
That's not.
There's a big red line on the
for that year because of it.
Yeah, they're like we got the
private jet, you get the van,
right?
Yeah, exactly.
You don't even.
It's a minor downgrade.
Yeah, minor.
Downgrade.
It's a private van.
You don't even get a Delta card.
I mean, yeah, you get Citgo gas
card, that's it, Yeah.
So I'm I'm the only guy that
drives, right?
Jack gets to fly everywhere.
The Davidoff brand ambassador,
Alex brand activation manager,
yes, Alex Waghorn, he gets to
fly everywhere.
He's like executive platinum
with American, right?
Like I have zero points with
with any.
Airline nothing.
Nothing but gas miles, you know,
I mean, Shell's got to love you.
You got to do shells.
Shells yellow.
I mean, I mostly do the truck
stop gas station because I
can't, you know, which, which
had the cleanest bathrooms.
Other than that, you don't want
to stop at like a Shell or any
of those.
You want to stop at a Love's or
a Flying J's because they have
clean bathrooms.
Yeah, or Bucky's, Bucky's,
Bucky's.
Yeah, that's those are the best
bathrooms in the.
Country.
These are the you know, you can
write a whole book now on life
on the road.
I want to do a whole channel on
just bathroom reviews.
Like a whole.
Instagram dude if you did you
would crush.
Are you kidding me?
All right, so we're at.
Could you imagine to look on
guys all these truckers faces
while reviewing the bathroom
like like hey Bill, how's your
shit going?
Is that it's?
You roused the toilet paper in
there, Bill, How's that?
Going is that A2 ply or what are
we at here is?
It soft.
How many wipes?
All right.
Well, I think this is where we
kind of table it off.
What do you think?
We're talking about poop now.
Come on.
Well, Sir, I appreciate you
coming on.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's an honor.
This is fantastic.
And we got a little present for
everybody when we released this
so little nugget.
We like to do these interviews
now.
We kind of incorporate them
throughout the week.
Right after we talk about shit,
you're going to call it a
little.
Nugget.
Yeah, a little nugget.
A little small nugget.
Nugget.
A Bucky's special little nugget.
They do have the golden Bucky's.
Nugget, there you go.
You get some, you get some slim
Jims and a purge.
So, all right.
Well, thanks again, man.
I appreciate.
It my pleasure.
Thanks for having me brother.
Show Notes
In this special episode of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast, we’re joined by Law Ream, the Brand Activation Manager for Zino Cigars. Law gives us an inside look into the strategy and passion that fuel Zino’s brand growth, sharing the story behind their cigars and what sets them apart in the industry. We also dive into exciting new releases, future plans, and what it takes to bring a premium cigar brand to life.
Tune in for a deep dive into the world of Zino Cigars with great insights straight from the man himself.