ACHP 461 Technical Issues, Cigars & Caviare
Transcript
Clock.
Know him.
Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast, episode 461.
I'm Mike Bomber, your host.
And with me today, as always, is
Phil.
People like my Bear nose
Mcguffey.
Yes and engineering and my Co
host Mikey, now Palmer is as
good looking as me.
Step on Cavage I don't think.
That's true.
Oh yeah, a new camera.
That's what everybody said
yesterday.
I'm trying but it's listen.
There's only so much I can do.
Oh, thank you very much.
Right.
That's perfect.
And today's show we have a super
size my MC Caviar, please.
What do you I'm?
Getting into the comments
section of the.
I heard a video playing over
there.
It was Phil.
Oh, still no pot for fun in
Florida.
Samantha Guthrie's mom is still
missing, unfortunately.
And in the news in Oviedo, guest
at an Airbnb didn't know their
stay came with a show.
Oh, then in cigars.
Thank you, Moose.
There, Phil.
Then in cigars. 3 new cigars and
a what's the score?
Oh, he's making me more
attractive.
He's adjusting the camera.
Oh, that did it.
That.
No, I'm perfect.
Window there.
But before we oh, and you hit
your camera, it's fine.
But before we get started,
Michael, my dear friend Michael,
how do we get that chapter pod
swag just.
Wanted to know.
I spent over an hour last night
trying to figure out how to do
the beanies and not screw them
up.
And.
I watched the video that you
sent me, did not help.
I tried going a different
direction and I was like oh I
got it all figured out.
No nothing.
Huh.
So the Beanies are still still
in hiatus?
But let's let's just not if
you'd like a beanie with nothing
on it.
I no, I refuse to give up on
this.
I'm going to figure this.
Out my beanie's doing great.
What was it's?
Going to be spring soon like.
What is the whole like?
What's the hang?
Up.
But it's like it's morphed a
little bit.
It's like skewed.
That looks great.
I've had plenty of compliments.
Yeah, yeah, I wear it out of the
racetrack.
Everybody's like, man, where'd
you get that beanie from, 'cause
it's cold out there.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, it's chapter
pod.com.
Yeah, it's not available on.
T not available in any.
However, all our other swag is
available on chapter pod dot.
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you.
Want where you can buy one, get
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And to comment on some of our
comments from the yesterday's
show that have already come in
today.
Yes, T Money is very upset.
With you, Yeah, I saw that.
Damn you, Palmer, how dare you
doubt me?
Damn.
Go.
To 2230 before you go on.
How did I doubt him?
I don't remember doubting.
Him.
You said that he's not a really
fan.
You said he's not a real fan.
Oh, did I?
Yeah, that was before he knew it
was T money and he made the
mistake.
He said, oh, he's not a real
fan.
And he's like, well, that's my
boy.
This guy is.
He is.
He is.
You know what he's talking about
that pages thing either.
I mean, I, you know, I know,
Lou, but we're not, you know,
we're not neighbors.
Crux has a new budget that that
is made at the Pages factory,
Boots said.
There was a previous brand that
you talked about before that was
made at Pages.
The cigar brand is Lure Cigars.
Yes, he has said that twice now.
Thank you T money for.
This yes so T Money is not just
a fan, he's a friend.
OK, yes.
Yeah, I don't know his real name
either.
Travis.
What Trax?
Travis.
Travis, I don't know.
That's what he's a yeah.
Don't put any comments about
Boots or Phil.
Phil, Phil, Phil's got three
fingers and something.
I saw that on one of the
comments too.
Oh God.
Now I'm.
It's so hard not to comment
because he handles all that.
Right now I'm out of.
It so if I know them I text them
my comment I.
Knew I was going to screw that.
Up.
Oh, is that it?
Yes, Ben.
Ben got quite the talking too
the other day.
So Travis, Miguel, Rocha, these
guys are friends.
You will be nice to them all.
Right friends, I love you all.
Speaking of Miguel.
Speaking of Miguel, you said
Travis and did you say Miguel?
Is this shingle Miguel?
No.
No.
He says English only for a
driver's license.
Sounds like a solid racist
slash, not racist law.
I'm telling you.
Like, look, I don't know about
that one.
I honestly don't know.
How is how is it racist not to
allow people that don't speak
English to get a driver's
license in a country where we
speak English?
Well, do do we speak Comanche?
I mean 'cause that was the
original 1.
Not necessarily, no.
No, you could say.
Seminole.
How?
Look, I, I just, I don't see
the, I don't see the issue with
the driver's license test being
in spent.
I honestly don't, you know,
people are in an upper or
whatever, but.
He always caves, so he always
caves.
No, I just don't see the issue
there.
I always cave.
I mean, I don't, I don't see why
it's well, because the the fans
are saying no, no, don't do it.
They're like, oh.
Miguel's got a great point.
I just, you know, like I.
Don't think it's racist.
It can be.
I mean, they're not.
I don't.
Think is Spanish speaking people
a race?
I think that I think that, Oh my
God, I think that, you know,
realistic, like sometimes you
can use that term in in a wrong
fashion, but whatever in this.
So if we offered in Spanish,
should we also offer it in
Chinese 'cause there's Chinese
people here?
I don't know.
Well, it's racist.
Based on population.
It's racist if we don't.
Well, they're communists, so are
there a lot of.
Change.
I don't know, it's on my head.
I'm not in charge of that part
of the.
Country, I mean, you said flat
out there are a lot of people.
There are a.
Lot of that are in Florida.
Yes.
So I don't see what the problem
is with.
Catering.
And why is that?
Because Florida's a great state.
Well, we live Nargars, we live,
we live a little closer to where
they come from in Texas.
Can you get a driver's license
in Mexican?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe we live in Mexican.
Yeah.
Well, because they're in Mexico.
I mean they, they should.
Mexican.
I didn't say in Mexican, I said
in Mexican.
They should.
They're in running distance.
OK, Nargar says 3 fingers fill,
which I love.
You know, 'cause he has to hit
three buttons now.
Three fingers.
Thank you for laying.
I didn't.
I didn't know what he was doing
with his three fingers.
Wow.
And then 215 Ink, says Phil,
asking the right questions about
the doctor.
And no, he's not white.
No, you might be on to
something.
Yeah, it is.
The doctor allegedly supposedly
something though, you know,
please don't sue.
Me could be could the?
Conspiracy theory is the doctor
may be spreading his seed.
Spreading the seed B.
Is it a tax break for him?
He gets more, he gets more
deductions there, right?
I told you.
More dependent.
He's Genghis Conning.
The Genghis Conning the Orlando
area, Yeah.
Soon there will be an army so.
He's going to use that photo for
promotion, for the thumbnail for
the show, and then it just
seemed wrong.
Probably not a good idea,
seemed.
Wrong.
Sorry, I didn't.
I made a Hawaiian fire.
Dancer smoking?
Yeah, I saw that.
That would be the the time that
you don't go across the line
really.
Well, there was a child involved
in in.
Oh, well, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Several of the photos it looks
so AI that I'm like.
It does be though.
It does it could it could be
fake.
Well I mean the picture could be
fake but I don't think the
situation.
Right is fake, so.
So now the mic's in your face
again.
I haven't moved since you set it
up.
Yeah.
I'd be like.
No, it's a diaper.
Slat.
It's a diaper.
Slat the diaper as I told you,
is inside the pants.
Maybe it's crinkling and it's
it's making these slides.
It doesn't crinkle.
No crinkling.
You would hear a crinkle like I
hear your lighter go off all
through the show.
Yeah.
I don't know what you're doing
over there now.
Yeah.
All right, moving on, can I
super size my caviar?
McDonald's partnered with a
luxury brand, Paramount Caviar,
to create Mcnugget Caviar,
turning chicken Nuggets into a
high end tasting experience for
a Valentine's Day special.
OK.
Wow, do.
You guys like caviar?
You ever had caviar?
How much is it?
I don't, I guess I've had
caviar, I guess.
I don't know little, black or
red, the little.
Fish eggs, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's where they
are, Fish eggs.
Some of it, some of it's on top
of sushi.
That's true, yeah, Yeah.
So yeah, I've had it salty.
But yeah, well, it's salt water.
It's fish.
Is that what it is?
That's why it's salty.
They don't, you know, put the
extra soda on the caviar.
Makes sense.
So anyway it's free boots that
are fill.
It's free.
You can get this for free.
There is a website that is
called.
Where is it at?
Freecaviar.com.
Mcnuggetcaviar.com.
McDonald's.
If that's a, it's a website.
You still go to the website.
Now there is a countdown going
on for time for you to get it in
time for Valentine's Day.
I think when I checked yesterday
it was four days, 7 hours and
something something.
And it's free.
And it's free.
Plus you get a $25.00 gift card
for the Mcnuggets.
Really.
So they send you the caviar and
a gift card of $25.00 for you to
buy the Mcnuggets.
Yeah, all you gotta do is just
enter your Social Security
number here.
OK, so what's the point?
It's a Valentine's Day
promotion.
I I don't know what.
For the caviar company.
I would imagine it's for the
caviar company because how do
you, what can people eat more
Mcnuggets or caviar?
Mcnuggets, right?
So you they're getting all the
Mcnugget people to try the
caviar.
They ship you a little can of
caviar with a gift card.
So they're trying to up your
McDonald's game into caviar.
I think they've just partnered
up with McDonald's, and
McDonald's took it as an
opportunity to do something
different, right?
Yeah.
I mean, I've already been to the
website and who knows who else.
They're shipping me caviar.
They ship you caviar.
Usually comes in a little can or
a little jar or something I
believe.
OK.
Does this sound like a good
marketing strategy?
I mean, to be fair, we are
talking about.
It yeah, yeah, for the I think
it's more an advantage for the
caviar company than for the
McDonald's itself.
I mean I.
Don't think McDonald's needs any
marketing.
Well, they market all the time.
They do everything.
OK, well here's what I'm going
to tell you.
We're covering the article.
Yes.
Great, right?
We're talking about caviar,
right?
Fantastic.
What's the company brand that
sells the caviar?
I said it earlier, Paramount.
OK.
Like the movie company.
OK, we were on Mikey.
OK.
So you know that it's Paramount,
correct, But how many other
people are going to be aware of
the brand Paramount Caviar?
Well, that's just marketing
stent.
That's right, you weren't before
they did it.
I I got it off of Google
Trending Stories and it was one
of the top stories yesterday
afternoon.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying is I don't
think that it conveys to a
consumer that paramount, oh,
paramount caviar, you know?
What?
Oh, well, yeah, you've never
heard it before.
You don't know if it's good or
not.
Well, even if you get it.
Oh, I got this free caviar.
Where'd you?
What was the name of the company
like?
I don't, I don't know.
But let's say let's go this way.
Let's say you are a general
Mcnugget type family.
You eat Mcnuggets all the time,
right?
You want to get your wife
something nicer?
Valentine's.
Day my nuggies.
Yeah, they're good.
That's my preferred chicken when
I drive so.
Nuggies on the go.
Yeah, you hit buttons over
there.
You text.
Lost my train of thought, 'cause
you.
Went around.
No, I was looking up paramount
caviar.
Paramount Caviar.
So you want to get your wife
something nice for, you know,
and you go, oh, I can get her
caviar for free.
All I got to do is go to this
website, click a box, and then I
get $25.00 worth of Nuggets for
the family and I get my wife a
little jar of caviar.
Right?
Maybe somebody has never tried
caviar before.
OK, I don't think you're going
to go.
You know what, Now we got to
change the food budget because I
got to have that caviar.
No, but that's my point.
My point is that it's a
marketing stunt and is it
effective?
Yes, 'cause people are talking
about it.
However, will it convey to the
brand being successful?
And I don't think that it.
Does no longevity success story
because they teamed up with
McDonald's in 2026 to give away
no I.
Don't even even 2026 numbers.
I don't see a big pop in it.
I think after the holiday that
Paramount just fades away again
as far as McDonald's customers
are concerned.
So in theory, we believe that
it's a failed marketing.
It's done, sure.
I mean, it's gonna I I don't
think they're doing it as with
the intentions of.
It says press menu.
What's up bro?
Go to setup tab toolbox icon.
Oh sure find auto power off
temp.
Change it from standard to hide.
OK, it says.
Important caution.
The camera's body can get very
hot on high.
OK, well.
Let's see if Ed.
Fixes it 'cause that's.
Probably it OK is it?
Back on.
Yeah, yeah, it's on.
Oh, OK, so.
So you get the card, you get the
you get the caviar.
Then you also get this mother of
Pearl spoon.
Oh, or scooping the, you know,
putting on there better say.
Paramount on it.
Hey, think it would wouldn't?
But then I get I got news for
you.
It's not in my face.
It goes into a drawer.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
That becomes part of the gift.
Yes, I'm, I'm aware of that.
But I'm talking about as far as
marketing is concerned, it
doesn't do any.
No, no, I think you're right.
I think as a overall life of the
Paramount brand marketing, no
one's going to be talking about
this again.
They they usually target
Michelin level establishments.
This company does.
That makes sense.
The caviar people.
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
McDonald.
Is McDonald's Mitchell?
They're up there.
They're five star, right?
Five star in my book.
I'll tell you what, I like to
judge my my double Quarter
Pounder with cheese.
I'm like this one's a little.
Off I don't.
Know Oh yeah, you did say in
another episode that you've had
different experiences of course,
at McDonald's.
Oh yeah, they're saying the
brand is leaning into irony,
exclusivity and social media
shock value to.
That's a great Now it's off,
it's off again.
Just just go to black.
It'll be funny when I when I
talk.
OK.
And then we'll figure it out
you.
Want to know how we're going to
figure this?
Out.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, my film moving.
I'm moving.
Oh look, I turned into Palmer.
Hello.
How high is that?
Super high.
Yeah, believe that would be
funny.
It's the top of my head.
How's that A?
Little higher, his top of his
head's cut off.
Hey, do the diaper roll.
Yeah, this is perfect I.
Just cut it out.
No.
Leave it in.
Yeah, we got to start doing a
blooper reel.
I don't know why we don't.
Because it's extra work for me
to save the beginnings of a cut
off.
Sometimes if the beginning's
funny when we're just fucking
around, I leave it on.
Yeah, but like just every once
in awhile do a blooper reel.
That's too.
High.
Can you just control the camera
with the little handle in front
of your face that'll tilt?
It.
Oh, there you go.
It is what it is, buddy.
That's what we're.
Doing.
Where are me?
Bring on the.
Chaos.
All right, all right.
So.
OK, moving on to the next story.
Move on to the next story.
He's.
Got something else?
OK, how?
How did he look?
Fine.
So pretty good.
You got a badass lens on that
one now so.
Well, I had that badass lens
before.
Oh, you had you had an ultra
badass lens.
Now, now you're just moderately
bad.
I got.
You all right, recreational weed
is dead in Florida.
OK, what does that mean?
State says grassroots efforts
failed.
Organizers cry foul.
So do you get anything put on
the the list of stuff that they
vote on?
You have to sign up.
You have to get petitions.
You get so many signatures, so
the government's saying, sorry
guys, time's up, you didn't get
the surgery.
There were 22 citizen ballot
initiatives failed to collect
enough verify signatures,
including the big recreational
marijuana amendment.
OK, I think I know why this has
happened.
That they didn't get them.
Yeah.
Well, the problem is the
deadline hasn't really hit yet.
They've said they don't have
them before the deadline was up.
OK, are you?
Let me, let's start here.
Are you for or against
recreational marijuana I.
Don't know what's T money thing.
No, I don't want to upset T
money.
No, I'm upset T money shouldn't.
Are we T money?
I don't know what we're doing
here, man.
I don't think he's.
I'm a guy.
I don't.
I don't.
No, I'm not.
AI don't want people upstairs
smoking marijuana in the lounge
and it smells like.
Well, I mean that in here we
wouldn't permit it, right?
But just in general?
OK, I don't want to go to
McDonald's and eat my caviar.
And yeah, you don't have the
park.
Paramount caviar, right?
OK, what about you, Cam Camera
less, Phil?
He's not going to talk.
I'm not talking now because I
have no camera again, right?
I think, yeah, I think it's too
pungent for like you.
Know say he's with me in the.
Odor.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, so here's what I think has
happened.
Like if you drive around in
Orlando or whatever, I mean,
whenever I'm driving, my windows
are always down, right?
And if you start to go to
downtown Orlando, where you're
even just a little bit off, you
constantly run into this weed
smell.
When you say downtown, do you
mean Eatonville or?
No, I'm talking about actual
Orlando, just downtown.
You know Winter Park.
Ask that whole vicinity, right?
Where the caviar is.
Where the caviar's located
there, that, yeah, that I can
only get a McDonald's, right?
It's for free.
It's around a lot.
It's around.
Any hotel you go to, you smell
it too.
Yeah, so it's already a problem,
right?
Oh my God.
Like, you couldn't.
The problem is that it was, it
could have been an opportunity
if we all were on the same page
and like, and people were
reasonable about it, Right.
Right.
But instead, because everybody
smokes it everywhere, nobody
wants to.
Nobody wants that.
Right, except for the people
that smoke.
Except for the people that are
smoking, right?
So what did you do?
You destroyed it.
You fucked it up.
Right.
Yeah.
And now we.
Met with the medical option
because he goes oh I have a
card.
Right.
So now when when people come up
and say Hey, we want you this to
be recreation, like fuck no, I
don't want it everywhere.
Here no.
It's already everywhere.
Then you're you're going to 10
times that, right?
Like no.
We gave you a card and you
became Cheech and Chong.
Yeah, you, you, you know what I
mean.
Like you could, I mean, you
could smell.
I could smell it on I-4 on
occasion.
Yeah, Yeah.
No, yeah.
You pass a certain car and
you're like, oh, there it.
Was which is crazy 'cause we're
going 80.
Right, right.
Close the recycle thing on the
vent on the.
Car, you can't.
You can't smell the cigar.
No.
Well, that's true.
You can't smell the cigar.
I don't know of a lot of things
you could smell at 80 mph.
You could smell this dank ass
next level, nice and loud
marijuana.
Yeah, that I don't think is
medicinal, but I'm not about to
have the conversation.
Well, you're gonna.
Question him what exactly is
your problem?
Where did you get that from?
Yeah, snooping more.
Sorry, I don't sleep well.
Yeah, I got glaucoma.
OK, I got it.
You know what I mean?
So it's whatever they you, you
screwed it up.
You screwed it up.
You it could have worked.
Glaucoma.
Why are you driving?
Could they?
Could they if you can't see?
Well it well I can smoke and
then I can see.
That's oh, it clears it right
up, huh?
Perfect.
Can they just make the gummies?
Cause the gummies don't smell
them when they eat them, just
let them.
Make those recreational.
Sure, recreational gummies and
cookies.
I got news for you, you can buy
that shit anywhere, everywhere
already, right?
Right.
So like, what are we doing?
There's no way that you're going
to get people to to petition.
Hey, we want to make this
recreation.
They're like fuck.
Yeah, everybody now.
Like, no, it's everywhere.
Already I don't want any.
Part of this already.
What's going on?
Like, I feel like you got enough
access to it.
Leave us alone.
Or in your backyard cause your
neighbors are smoking or
something.
Yeah, well, I mean, you know
what, if it was it.
Sounded personal.
I got to.
I got to tell you.
I got to.
I got to tell.
You.
They don't listen.
Go ahead.
Sir.
I, I got to tell you, if I could
smell it in my backyard, I
wouldn't be that upset about it
'cause I know that somebody else
is in their backyard doing it
too.
Like with like that's their and
that's their place, right?
It is what it is.
What if it messed up your cigar
experience?
I wouldn't.
Nothing can mess up my cigar
experience except my kids to do
a good job of messing my own
dad.
Daddy.
Give me another hit.
No, I'm just kidding.
But yeah, So no, of course it
got screwed up and it and you
can call as many fouls as you
want against the government.
The reality is that you guys, as
a society blew it.
You screwed it up well.
Apparently they're still
counting signatures is what the
problem is.
Yeah, good luck, right?
There's not going to be enough.
No, no matter how many you have,
there isn't.
There's not enough.
There isn't going to be enough.
It's so funny 'cause I, you know
what?
I, I kind of did an about face
on this position because it was
on the ballot and somebody said,
did you vote yes for
recreational?
And I said, yeah, I voted yes
for recreational.
The guy's like, man, it's
already everywhere.
I can't, I'm like, you know
what?
You, I guess you got a point.
And then as you start thinking
about it, I'm like, God damn,
you're right.
It is everywhere and I don't
want it everywhere, you know?
Yeah, instead of smoke shops
selling it from selling it from
under the counter, now they can
sell it over the counter.
Right.
There's a time and a place for
it, right?
And it isn't in front of Publix.
Right, I'm trying to smell the
chicken.
Nope that's a true story.
I walked into Publix and I and
someone was chiefing before they
walked in.
I'm like God damn.
Oh, Publix likes that because
then their purchases are higher.
Can you describe the appearance
of this person?
Cheetos get sold that way.
No, I will not.
Describe the the.
Person.
All right.
I didn't know if it was the
doctor could.
Have been anyone no good?
Could have been anybody.
Doctor wrote himself his own
prescription.
Right.
Yeah, who doesn't have a
prescription?
Tell me.
Savannah Guthrie.
Oh my.
God.
Dude, she's she's the one person
who needs one.
Right now.
What a terrible segue for you
right there.
That was so bad dude.
This is this is scary.
This is terrible.
Yeah.
So she was getting ready to
cover the Olympics.
She was all packed up.
She was going to Italy and then
somebody called her and said
your mom didn't go to church.
Someone hijacked her mom,
allegedly.
Right.
She was dropped off at 9:45
Saturday night after a day of
events with friends, and then
she didn't show up for church on
Sunday.
Yeah, dude.
So by noon they had called 911
and listed her as a missing
person.
Someone granny nap somebody.
So who's?
Right, so who steals an old
person at 10:00 at night out of
her house?
Somebody who knows she's
Savannah Guthrie's mother.
Or Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn
in old school.
So if that was the case, you you
would think that there'd be some
type of ransom.
Except they probably didn't plan
on it being a national story,
and now it's a little too late.
You guys stole the wrong person.
I don't know man.
What?
What did she do in the Olympics?
Do you remember no Savannah
Guthrie's from the the Today
Show?
She was going to go over there
and be an announcer for the
Olympics.
Yeah, they definitely took the
wrong person 'cause why?
How does this help anything?
Well, they think, OK, Savannah
Guthrie's got money, OK, let's
grab her mom.
And I mean, if this is it, we
don't know.
We're just making.
I don't know where to look at
the teleprompter or the.
Hypothetical.
Don't even worry about it.
Just look.
Out of all the rich.
People look at you, look at you,
but then I'm not going to talk
and get so.
Overwhelmed.
It's OK.
Well then we'll bring you back
to.
I'll tamper it back out.
OK.
Out of all the rich people, this
is the person you picked to
kidnap?
I mean, there's rich people that
don't have access to TV.
You know, there's the wild part
is too like she's she has a lot
of political views, right?
She's opinionated.
So it's possible that maybe
somebody just.
Oh, I think it's like a revenge.
You want to know like so
they're, I guess that her house
is like a crime scene they're.
Considered well, that's that's
kind of the weird part for me
because they all you know, they
all went through the house.
They're like grandma, grandma,
whatever.
She's not there.
They searched the neighborhood.
Somebody had a drone.
They're searching the
surrounding areas and then after
they called the police at noon.
So they've been looking for all
morning at the house and in the
neighborhood, right?
Call the police at noon.
Police come out, however long
that takes, and they're like,
oh, there's a look at signs of a
struggle.
We found some blood.
Oh, there was blood.
There's been blood, they didn't
say how much, but there's signs
of a struggle.
Looks like she was taken by
force.
People have been going through
the house for four hours
already.
Right, we don't know.
This maybe they, you know,
flipped all the cushions on the
couch looking.
For her you know what also could
like you ever Do you remember
there was a song about the like
this couple?
Do you remember a?
Song about a couple.
Yeah, like a little.
Vague but OK.
It was an old couple.
They made-up their minds.
Jack and Jill went up there.
That first thing I thought of
was Jack and.
Jill watching.
No, you know what I'm talking
about.
No.
But anyway, what you saying?
Maybe the maybe the lady offed
herself, No.
Like there was a.
Story about an old couple and
they disappeared and no one
could ever find them.
And then like a band made a song
about them that like, they just
packed, they didn't pack
anything.
They just went and they they
traveled or whatever.
Is it the theme song for The Odd
Odd Couple?
No, I don't know.
You gotta.
Figure out this?
No, we gotta figure out this.
All so her wallet was there, her
cell phone was there, the car
was there, the keys for the car
were there, right?
All ads was still at the house
too.
So first thing I'm thinking
because my own mother, maybe she
just wandered off.
Right.
But there's been no mention of
her with any type of illness,
dementia or anything right to
where they could have been the
fact.
I'm looking this up right now.
Yeah, I've I've been doing the
same you.
Don't know what the song.
What is this song made about the
old couple disappearing?
Is it important to?
Call.
It's fastball.
It's called the Way.
Oh yeah, we came up with it.
Was it by Are you wanting them
to write a story?
Write a song about this.
Lady, no.
So I'm trying to tell you that
this is like something similar
like this has happened.
This couple, yeah, This other
couple just sort of, but they
left.
I would imagine they took their
stuff with them.
No, they didn't.
No wallet, no cell phone I.
Don't think so.
I think they actually
accidentally drove off a Cliff
and they didn't find.
Them.
So the car was gone?
Yeah, I think so.
This lady's car is still home.
Yeah, so maybe she went on a
bike ride.
Well then they would mention the
bike was gone.
Oh yeah, they never found this
people.
They did find them eventually.
Did they in the water with the
car?
They found their car off the
Cliff or something.
Oh, Jesus.
So I mean like as crazy as that
sounds like as this story
progresses, that might be the
best outcome that she just kind
of.
Walked off.
Yeah, and, you know, got injured
innocently and just passed,
right?
Because if it's the other way
that somebody broke into the
house and took her and this
whole thing.
Damn, bro, that's wild. 10:00 at
night.
Well, that's when she got home,
so they could have been there
waiting for them, for somebody
to bring her home.
Right, 'cause you're going to
grab her at night, you're not
going to take her in the
daytime.
Everybody sees you.
That's elder elderly
trafficking.
Elderly trafficking, yeah, maybe
it's elderly trafficking.
Maybe that's the new thing.
Bummer.
You have to be careful.
Nowadays, there's somebody.
You guys got to protect me with
your lives.
There's.
Somebody on the dark web that
wanted an 84 year old woman.
Never know, she has daily
medication she's supposed to be
taking so she hasn't had that in
several days.
What's the daily medication for,
do you know?
OK, the story said.
She has daily medication she's
supposed to be taking and now
she hasn't had in several.
Days but that's it.
Doesn't say that it's for blood
pressure.
They can't really because of the
HIPAA violations.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
No, Like you could say, hey, my
kids a diabetic, you stole my
kid.
He needs his insulin.
Well, yeah, but she's not making
those type of she's been on her
social media asking people to
pray, but I haven't seen any
bring my baby home or anything
like that.
This is wild.
Man, do like Mel Gibson to go.
I'm not paying you.
Ransom.
Yes.
Yeah.
Good movie.
I'm going to devote the money to
hunting you down.
That's right.
No matter where you go, people
will be looking for you for the
rest of your.
Life.
This is as close as you'll get.
This is as close as you're ever
going to get to this $5. $5
five.
Yeah, 'cause it's well.
Listen, we hope that this turns
out OK.
We hope that Savannah Guthrie's
mother it's found and in a good
condition.
Right, yeah, and hopefully she
gets her medical marijuana card
like Palmer said she doesn't
have.
One, but not wreck, not in the.
Not in Florida she want.
I think it is wreck in New York.
Is that where they're from?
I don't think they're in New
York.
She's visiting from her home in
Arizona.
Oh well, you could ask T money
if it's wrecked there.
Oh, he lives in Arizona.
Is he out looking for her?
Everybody should be helping.
Team Money.
Oh sorry, Team Money.
You can listen to the show while
you're looking.
All right.
So our home's been turned into a
crime scene, a large scale
search and rescue.
We got taken against NBC kind of
close hearing urgent updates
across the bottom of the screen.
We got it.
Close.
We close it out.
Moving on.
Wait, I'm gonna talk about it
again for a minute because I
mean, NBC is is talking about
this almost 24/7.
Of course, they obviously picked
the wrong lady.
That's what I said.
Yeah, they can't call now and
go.
Yeah, they can't call now and
go.
You know, for $5,000,000 we'll
give her back because it'll come
across the.
No, no, this is how it works,
man.
If you kidnap somebody that's
the wrong person, you just throw
them out the van and then like
the wood somewhere like.
Drop her off at the hospital.
No, no.
People ask questions of
hospitals.
Palmer.
But yeah, but if you just shove
her out the back of the car at
the hospital and drive off.
Haven't you ever seen Ghana?
60 seconds?
Listen, you just got to throw
them out the van, man.
The wild part is that NBC just
took this and and shot it
through the roof as far as
ratings.
Because now everybody's going
to.
Watch.
Oh, sure, everybody.
Well, sure, maybe they took
allegedly.
Maybe it's all a stunt.
Twist, the CEO took her away on
a trip.
She's on a nice little trip.
Like, you know what, people
aren't liking you as much some
more.
Savannah, we need to change your
image.
So.
Hey, make America feel sorry.
Savannah wanted to cover you on
this trip.
The Olympics were going to tank
because we were sending you so
yeah, but the reason so she's.
Fine, we put her on vacation.
She's on Epstein's island.
It's OK.
Oh.
It's he's not.
Just anymore, the joke couldn't
get any darker.
He went and you just turned it
down.
Another night getting any.
Darker anymore, everybody's
being accused of being on the.
Island.
Do you think that she's what
does the Olympics?
No, she didn't go.
She didn't go.
They they replaced her with a
dude.
Here we go again.
Well, they said what the guy's
name was taking.
Women's jobs.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's what it was like.
Last ceiling, Yeah.
Probably going.
To be on the view right there,
he's going to be on the view.
No, this story will be on the
view how the men took the
women's job.
It's right there all cause here
and now complaining the man done
took the woman's job.
Not bad enough for Mom's.
Missing kick her when she's
down, yeah.
Are they still going to pay her?
I hope so.
You know who's not getting paid?
Oh.
Tell me, Samantha Gunner.
The outraged people in the
comments section.
The Oviedo man who was arrested
last week after he was caught
engaging in a sexual formage
with a vacuum cleaner.
Wow, again this guy's been
caught.
I feel like this has been a
story before.
It was no, this was this
happened over the weekend.
This was sent.
I got this link sent to me.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, right.
So these, these, these people
rent an Airbnb, They pay the
money Airbnb, and they're having
a nice evening, everything nice
and calm.
They hear noise outside.
Look outside.
The guy's drunk on the front
yard.
This is the owner of the Airbnb.
Apparently that's how they got
him.
He strips off his clothes,
apparently grabs his Kirby
vacuum or whatever it was he had
was.
It plugged in.
I was just about to ask that
question.
Yeah.
How are you in the front yard?
Like hoop check or whatever?
With the little it seems
pointless.
To do it without.
Yeah, maybe he like flashlighted
it.
I don't know, it seems like it'd
be more fun if you plugged it in
probably.
So he starts going to town on
himself with the vacuum.
Yeah, wow.
They videotape with their cell
phones, obviously.
Epic.
They obviously didn't read that,
Yeah.
Of course you do, honey.
Grab the cell phone.
The owner.
'S here.
Yeah, they obviously didn't read
the fine print on the Airbnb.
Right, you get a show.
Somewhere.
Yeah.
Yeah, it comes with cuck, right?
So apparently he finishes right
and then packs it up his toys
and wares and things and then
hightails it out.
Oh, like they didn't see him?
Epic.
Get out of it.
Absolutely epic.
Oh God.
But because he owned the house,
they matched the description to,
you know, the owner of the
house.
Oh, that's the guy.
Oh, this is the guy exposing his
sexual organs in front of the
residence, so they caught him.
Dude there's been some wild shit
going on with Airbnbs.
Did you hear about the three
guys that came down for the
Meecha model and they they all
were killed?
What?
Jesus.
Yeah, like three older gentlemen
came down to for the Meecham
elderly again.
Oh, the car thing.
Yeah, for all the auction.
Yeah.
And like a crazy guy walked up
to him and just shot all three
of them.
At the Airbnb or at the?
Auction at the, I don't think it
was at the Airbnb, I believe, or
they were waiting on a car that,
look, I don't have the details
right and I'm probably going to
get yelled at 'cause I'm always,
always get yelled at with you
Internet people.
But something about the rental
car was messed up.
So they were going to exchange
it or swap it out or something,
and then they were all killed.
By the guy who brought the new
car.
No, by some rando dude.
Oh.
I thought I had something.
So the fact that the car was
messed up really had nothing to
do with the story.
But that's where they were at.
Did he have a vacuum?
Cleaner with the car at the
time.
Oh, at the.
Rental place I think it was at
the Airbnb I think.
I don't know.
It's not safe anymore.
Completely unrelated to the
vacuum cleaner.
It perfectly is safe.
Apparently not.
Well, you can't beat Palmer
going to an Airbnb now.
You just got to bring heat bro.
Well, I don't think they could
shoot the man in having sex with
the vacuum.
No, that's pretty funny.
I mean.
I mean, I think that's a killing
offense I was in.
Fear of my life he was going to
for.
What, Sir, the vacuum or for the
man's gentle tales?
He had some pointing at me did.
You see the erection on that
guy?
Some point.
At.
Me, it's.
I couldn't tell what it was.
It was dark.
It was dark outside.
He had his hand on it.
He had a point to it.
I don't know what he has.
He reached for something.
He was hipped out.
Go.
I heard the vacuum Rev up.
I don't know what happened.
I got scared.
Scared do you?
Think he's going to lose the
Airbnb?
Yeah, obviously, yeah.
Probably.
I don't think he's a super host.
I.
Don't think any.
Yeah, I don't think anybody's
going to rent from him anymore
after this.
Situation or some people will
rent from him, you know.
There's.
An audience for everything.
Yeah, it could be a destination
now for something.
Check this out, we can get this
guy to come.
We get the vacuum guy.
Come on, let's all go, yeah?
150 bucks for three nights.
He's sitting out front in lawn
chairs.
He'll be here any minute.
Any minute.
Yeah, yeah.
Put a put a bottle of gin out
there in the yard.
He was drunk.
That was part of the thing.
It's like, it's like Santa
Claus's milk and cookies.
You got to give this guy booze.
Bottle right?
And A and a fresh vacuum.
So you've stayed at Airbnb's I'm
sure of?
Course not at that one.
Phil, have you stayed at
Airbnb's?
Yes.
You ever stayed at one where the
people are still there?
No, why?
I would never.
And I've seen these on there
where they're like, oh, you can
stay in the backroom.
Well, I don't mean part of the
house, but it's like a separated
part of the house.
Like we, we stayed at one down
in Jupiter.
It had a beautiful pool and
everything.
We stayed.
Yeah.
And it was like an apartment
next to or under or something.
The regular.
House like the.
Weird part was you would go to
the pool and the people would be
out there and they go, oh, we're
sorry.
Then they would go in the house.
It was just that's.
Wild.
They were looking, they were
looking, they were looking for
friends.
Yeah, we did it one time.
We're like, no, we're not.
Doing that, it stated that hey,
there are people on premises.
Yeah, or sometimes it's a little
house off to the side or
something, like a guest house.
So you can make them get out of
their jacuzzi.
No, no, they got out and went
inside when we came out to the
pool.
I'm going to tell you 2 stories
that I have for an Airbnb.
Well, one is I overheard one
this week where they friends of
mine rented out an Airbnb and
there was a cat inside and they
had younger kids at the time.
They didn't realize that they
had a cat and the cat had
escaped.
The cat ran out of the house.
So like, what do you do with
that scenario?
Right?
Like, why do you have your why
do you have a why is there a cat
here at this Airbnb?
And the other one is across the
street from my house.
There's an Airbnb.
That's right.
Yeah, you know, I think one of
your phones is attached.
I thought it was my ears
ringing, my tinnitus.
It's definitely not that it
keeps going.
Well, Steve just sent.
A text to both of us.
It's probably.
It's probably.
Palmer from me.
I looked in the beginning do.
You know how to, you know how
to.
Silent.
Yep, it's me.
Yeah, I thought it was why
tonight is going on.
I was like, why does that keep
going off?
Like I've never had this many
times of it ringing in.
My ear Great.
This is what a great podcast.
Cameras down, text message
sounds piped into the board
'cause you don't know how to
silent your damn phone.
My phone is turned all the way
down but it's guys connected, it
doesn't matter.
It's not you just don't know how
to silent your phone.
He's.
Elderly.
Volume is turned all the way
down.
What else is there?
I'm telling you, you're not
doing it right.
You're supposed to protect him.
Anyway, there's an Airbnb across
the house.
And what about the address?
Our listeners would like to rent
it.
And more often than not, more
often than not, like there's
it's pretty peaceful, right?
Like, you know, family's there,
whatever.
You know, every once in awhile
you get like some questionable
people there.
Like, I don't know about that
one, but about a month ago
somebody went ahead and thrown
themselves a house party.
And I'm talking about cars down
the street, both sides.
That's the smartest.
First of all, this guy is epic.
He went and rented somebody
else's house to throw an epic
party.
He's.
Got to be local.
Yeah, yeah.
He's 100% was local and we're.
Not going to trash our house on
they just rent an Airbnb.
And like they were loud and
partying out in the street till
probably.
Like with vacuum cleaners.
No, probably like 2 or 3
o'clock.
You call the police.
Maybe.
How do you not think somebody's
going to call the cops?
Yeah.
So then the next morning I saw.
First of all, I let the neighbor
know.
The guy who owned the house.
Yeah, I said.
Hey, just the heads up.
Oh, so you know the neighbor who
owns our?
House.
Yeah, I've been on that street
for over a decade.
Yeah, but I you know, you're not
friendly with all your
neighbors.
Yeah, I like this one.
OK?
He's a good guy.
Well, you used to until he ran.
Out of his house.
Yeah.
Now I don't like him.
No, I still like him.
So I sent him a video of the all
the cars.
Like, it was like a blockade.
You couldn't even go down the
street.
And I was like, hey, there's a
house party at your house.
And he was obviously asleep
because he woke up the next
morning and he's like, Oh my
God, you know?
So he showed up with the police
and escorted the people who were
left the next day out of the
house.
People that were left, they
might not have been the
original.
Guy Yeah, the people that were
stuck with it.
Are you not allowed to do on
Airbnb?
Correct.
Yeah, normally it says no
party's in the description.
Oh, I didn't know that.
And there's like an occupancy
capacity, right?
Yeah, they definitely blew that
number out of the water, you
know?
And they were doing
recreational.
Didn't in Vegas we.
Couldn't.
If they did, I couldn't smell
it.
In Vegas, we thought Luciano
rented the house that had a dog
because it was a random dog that
kept walking around the house.
Yeah, but yeah.
Did that turn out to be his dog
or was that the I?
Don't know, Let's just imagine
that it is a dog.
Airbnb dog.
Airbnb dog.
Yeah.
I can see it being an added
feature sometimes.
Sometimes I try to forget that
house.
Would you like a?
House comes with dog.
Oh, honey, we're in this with a
dog.
Yeah.
So you have a dog for a weekend.
Oh man.
It eats all your stuff.
Why?
Yeah, that sounds amazing.
Sounds great it.
Was something else I was going
to time.
I don't remember.
Oh well.
That's OK because we're rolling
into 40 minutes probably.
We can't really tell because of
all the chaos that we've had.
We're not having anything else,
so it's 40 minutes.
You guys get all the bloopers
today.
Yes.
I keep looking at the wrong
camera.
Yeah, All right, into cigar
news.
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Are you anybody familiar with
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I think you've asked me about
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Before have we?
I mean, I assume it's EGM, not.
I don't know if T Money would
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The cigar is called NI NFA
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It's made entirely of three-year
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Well, because they don't have a
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You think there's a big cigar
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I hear there is.
With the Princess all.
Right.
So that's where you're going
next.
Kuwait.
Yep.
We didn't sell internationally.
Hey, you know what?
You pay the ticket, I'm going.
We'll miss you.
You got to cover it.
It's got to be I want YouTube
live the entire time.
I want people to follow you
throughout the whole thing.
I don't.
Want to see the staff?
What in Kuwait, they don't like
Americans?
No, no, they do.
We saved them from the other
people a couple of years ago.
We saved them.
Oh, OK.
About people.
No, yeah, they were invaded and
that's why we went over there
for Operation Desert Storm.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And we liberated them.
We liberated Kuwait.
Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, it well, no, we didn't
fight.
So as Iran or Iraq, one of
those.
Things Iran or Iraq?
I don't know.
We, yeah, we, we got rid of the
one guy, but then there was
another guy.
Like they were all happy for the
moment.
They're like, oh, we suck our
go.
Yeah, it's, it's run by like a
Prince or a king or something.
Kuwait, Saddam Hussein.
It's one of those fancy little
tiny countries with a lot of
money.
Is it?
Like the what's the other one
that's really hot where they do?
Dubai.
Dubai.
Yeah, that's not that 10.
Not that one, no, the other.
One.
No, this one's.
This one's really.
The desert and it's.
Kind of linked.
Allegedly linked to terrorists.
Terrorists and stuff.
Allegedly.
I mean allegedly.
OK, let's start.
Name.
We know where the terrorists.
And Trump got a plane from him
or something.
You know what I'm talking about.
Oh, where Trump sent all the
people back.
I don't know.
Yeah, he was sending a bunch of
people back and then the Prince
or king, whatever that country
goes.
No, you can't.
And then Trump said something
and he went, I'm sending my
plane.
They were going to pick him up
at the airport.
No, but not one either.
This is a totally different.
I love when you have such vague
information and nothing we say
is right.
You know the 2 old people?
The song about the 2 old people.
Yeah.
Trump Oh yeah.
Fastball.
Yeah, I know those guys.
Fastball.
All right, well, the Ingham
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Oh, so Sweden went there not too
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You talking about the country
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Really.
Yeah.
He was like with the Prince or
whatever.
Oh, really?
Prince Abu Babu.
Yeah, he's so the same, Paris.
Please don't get your political
information from us.
Yeah, it's probably in
everyone's best interest.
Yeah, this is definitely going
to be a torn up episode
guarantee.
You are a bunch of idiots.
Oh, the cigar.
It's a size that asks you to
slow down and listen to the
leaf.
What's it saying?
I kill you.
Smoke me slowly.
Oh, oh, is that really America?
Not only in 90 days.
Only in 90 days.
How many were in the box you
said?
I don't know.
It's back.
It weighs.
Summer more than one, less than
100.
Right.
Hamilton has designed a few
accessories that are sold by
Ingham's parents company.
So there's some accessories
apparently that Go didn't.
Crux make like a nymphomaniac or
something.
They did make a nymphomaniac.
And isn't it in a smaller
format?
It is a thinner ringgate.
You think that there would be
some type of trademark
infringement?
Thing.
Well, it's not nympho, it's
nympha.
It's pretty close 20.
Percent it's, yeah, it's.
Plus this isn't.
So what you're saying is I could
run up against Pete Johnson and
and make my own cigars called
the Monsta series?
With an A.
Yeah, well.
AH.
Yeah, he likes to sue people.
No, he doesn't.
He likes to protect his
trademark, yes.
Isn't that the same thing?
No no, as a person that just
like to blatantly sue people.
Oh well, no, he always has a
reason.
He's been under fire from for
with other companies as.
Well, has he lately?
No, this is in the past.
Oh.
Well, I didn't do all the
research.
On the monsters.
This is why you'll never get to
interview him, he told.
Me, I don't need to he.
Told me he doesn't like you.
Oh, because he's short?
Or because he doesn't like the
information he.
Won't sleep tonight.
Oh wait, I don't sleep anyway.
Perfect.
Last Thursday, the latest
release of the habanos essay ano
Chino series, the Cuban cigar
company's Chinese New Year
series, was unveiled in the
event in Hong Kong, the Triple T
Trinidad.
It's a year of the.
That's outrageously priced.
I'm.
Sure, let's find out.
The new cigars are Trinidad
Corsal A5 and 3/10 by 55. 3/10
huh?
Yeah. 5 3/10 by 55 Porrejo with
a pigtail, a new vitola called
Patricios.
OK.
Within the Apparently that's I
said it incorrectly because our
Hispanic friend over here
giggled gave.
A chuckle.
Gave a chuckle.
Patricios within the Cuban
vitola name is of notes.
These are the same dimensions as
the Que Dior say Oh my God
number 54, but that cigar does
not have a.
Pigtail, KD.
Orce, Patricia.
Way diorce OK KD orce #54.
You were so white.
Yes, Yeah.
Yeah, actually the camera makes
them look super white.
Right now there's no because a
different camera.
We didn't change the light.
Yeah, is what?
A new cigar will have an SRP of
we have Freedom Dollars or
Euros.
Well, I want to go freedom.
What do you got there, Phil?
So 30 bucks.
I'm gonna say $350.00.
He wins $84.
Why?
Yes, it took.
Me a minute.
I had to do that math real quick
in my.
I was way.
Yeah, he was way off.
I was way closer.
Right, Samsonite, I was way off.
Those prices will vary by
market, so maybe you get closer.
That's 350.
Each box comes with 18 cigars,
features an NFC technology in
the box as part of the habanos
essay anti counterfeiting
measures.
Oh yeah, 'cause like Saka.
Yeah, That was something that
Jin Chi put into which, by the
way, you affiliated him with STG
on the previous show with Drew
and he wasn't affiliated with
STG.
Oh, yeah.
So good job.
You're welcome.
It's very smooth.
Thank you.
Did.
We get a comment about that or.
It was, you know, Drew on here,
he was doing a great job, you
know, but you kind of at the
helm.
It's a little shaky, I'm not
going to lie.
I.
Don't do interview.
Shows, yeah, you just start
saying stuff at random, right?
Yeah.
Well, he's got to use filler.
Yeah, yeah, you got to fill.
You got to fill the show.
Yeah, Zenji knows Justin Andrews
when they hang out together.
I mean, you might as well just
said that, I mean.
Jeez.
Well, they are friends.
They're tight.
You look on Facebook, he's one
of his friends, is he?
I knew it.
Oh, that is allegedly.
Yeah, exactly.
You better walk that back buddy.
He doesn't watch the show.
You never, you never know what
pops up in a short clip.
Oh, it's true.
He did tell me the other day
that he needs to start answering
on Mondays.
Yeah, he probably should.
Oh, he told me that he only
doesn't answer because you call.
I I mean, I'm sure is what he
said.
I said you never answer the
phone when he called and he goes
you don't call.
I respect it's always the other
one.
I.
Mean, you know, so go ahead and
give a buzz.
I don't have his number, I told
him.
I don't have your number.
You think he gave it to me?
No, of course not.
I'll give it to you.
I almost gave it to everybody
else.
Mitch Smith still has it
partially saved.
Except for 2 numbers.
He has seven what?
He has five of the seven
numbers.
I know a couple of people that
actually solved it.
Well, really, it's not hard to
figure out, yeah.
It's just a couple more numbers.
Right.
Yeah.
They call them.
I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That would be hilarious.
They did solve it if they call,
they said.
If you have the number calling.
They said hey is the number and
I go.
I'm not saying.
Not confirming or denying.
Oh, you just confirmed it
though.
Oh.
Yes, I did I guess.
Oh.
Oops.
Nah, you just did.
All right, dude.
It's their Year of the Horse
Cigar.
Yeah, we can always.
It's another Year of the Horse.
It's overpriced.
It's going to Hong Kong.
It's ridiculous.
They're.
Not even selling it yet.
Yeah, and it's they probably
never will. 85 freedom dollars
and it's got an NFC to confirm
that it's some Cuban piece of
garbage.
They're waiting till the Chinese
New Year, which starts on the
17th.
Yeah, allegedly.
There you go through.
Oh, it does start at the 17th.
February or mortgage?
Allegedly.
Sound Cigars is a new cigar that
marks a first for the relatively
new company.
You know what the 1st is?
This is their first cigar.
That's exciting.
And it's a limited edition cigar
that will be offered in a loan
to 6 by 52 Toro.
Finally a normal size.
It's the first time the
company's released a blend that
is made entirely of Nicaraguan
tobacco, centered around a 14
year old rapper from Esta Lee,
which is placed atop A7 year old
binder from Halapa.
There are 4 filler tobaccos, a
Condega Visto Esta Lee Seko
jalapa Seiko jalapa viso all
right E cigar.
How much do we have?
Just freedom dollars is all we
got.
I mean, there's whatever, 20
bucks. 16. 30.
I went ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You went the wrong way, Booty.
Yeah, or Philly. 30 for their
first cigar.
First cigar that's made this
way.
He sourced 2 bales of 14 year
old rapper for a project, but
after strict sorting and
rejection, the usable yield only
supported 1100 cigars.
Well, that was short lived.
That's why the price is so high.
That's why it's super rare.
A blend is a one off limited
edition.
It sounds like it got rolled.
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Like he went and he bought this.
Oh, this is very good.
And then 14 year old tobacco
right there.
Start.
Opening up two bales just for
you.
Some guys that's going through
this is complete shit.
And he's going through hey.
There are holes in this.
What is this?
Oh, don't look at that.
Only 14 year old stuff was on
the top.
And only people understood how
it actually worked in some of
these countries.
All right, now it's time for.
What's the score?
He named it.
He named the cigar after his
daughter.
We forgot to.
Make it.
We got to, we got to try that
again, that was.
Sad.
Yeah, it was time for the
industry's favorite game.
What's the score?
I think Ricky chimed in over
here.
Yeah, very nice first.
This is the only cigar because
it's a one.
It's a one day mini game from
February 2nd, 2026.
Brooks Whittington.
It's a Costa Rican cigar.
Limited edition review of the
Daughters of the Wind.
Pony Express.
Wow.
What should we name the cigar?
How about Daughters of the Wind?
Pony Express.
I love it.
Great idea.
There had to be a ChatGPT
though.
Scores.
Down alone.
You want me?
I went first twice yesterday
because of that.
Yes, I.
Did yeah.
Yeah, he went first both times.
Because of that, I had to end up
in a tie.
OK, I'll go 75 I'm.
Going to go 84.
All right.
The cigar reviewed is Daughters
of the Wind Pony Express.
It's from Costa Rica.
It is in Ecuador and Habano
Binder, Costa Rican and
Nicaraguan filler, Dominican
Republic and Peru.
OK.
It's a 6 by 48 pressed and they
smoked.
Oh my word, it's a redux.
They smoked one cigar.
It's a redux.
So they did it once and thought,
you know what, we need to smoke
again.
The Wind Pony Express.
The Daughters of the Wind.
Pony Express.
Yeah, let's see if it gets to 75
again.
So are they digging through the
human door and they find one?
Or did it so good the first time
They're like, we should do it
again.
You know what?
Oh, we should do, Charlie.
I don't think that's why they
redux.
It I think it's like best to try
it one more time, usually the
interpretation.
Here's a nice piece of SO I'll
go 75.
I think he has to always go
first moving forward because his
numbers are so obnoxious.
You there?
It's obnoxious for this cigar.
Because like, I'd throw a number
out and he's like, oh shit, 84.
And he's like, he'll say the
same number.
You don't want to say 75.
No, I'm not.
I'm going to stick with 80. 4
You got a couple more tries I'm.
Going to wait for Coco nibs and
then I'm going to tell you where
I'm.
Going to go.
There's no Coco nibs on a horse.
Yeah, he said 75.
I didn't.
Know he said it again.
Yeah, all right.
From rich milk chocolate
sweetness to a cocoa nib to
roasted peanuts, espresso, Maple
syrup, creamy cedar, Graham
cracker sweetness and nutmeg,
The Cigar The Cigar delivers
layered, evolving flares flavors
that stay engaging from start to
finish.
I'm going to go higher now since
that is in there.
Well, because Coco nibs.
Is Yeah 87.
I know how he likes his.
Coco, do you see how that you
see how I made all those
comments and then I mentioned
that and now.
All of a sudden now he's up a
little.
Right 85.
Make what comments?
Several.
I made several.
Comments.
But we know when he says the
word Coco Nibs that he's, you
know, in love with the stripper
thing.
Like he's loving the cigar.
He's.
Loving the stripper?
Thing yeah, like they like the
song I'm in love.
I'm in love with the stripper.
I know his song.
Yeah, he's trying to use his
brain.
The cigar starts with a firm
roll, perfect draw resistance, a
clean burn line through most of
the smoke, and produces copious
amounts of smoke, showing high
quality craftsmanship overall.
Not my phone.
Yeah, he's another one that I
don't.
Know who's always my watch?
My watch, yeah.
Construction was good.
Oh wow.
Yeah, yeah, he's in love with it
already.
Like I said, it could be the
worst cigar in the world.
Yeah, as soon as he gets a hint
of coca nibs, I think he's all
over.
It OH.
Coco Nibs.
Yeah, 87. 86.
While construction is strong
early on, the burn becomes
uneven enough in the last 30 to
require touch ups with a
lighter.
What else would he touch it up
with?
A match slightly in the fine
glass in the sun.
Slightly hurting and otherwise
polished smoking experience.
Oh, bad experience because of
the burning line. 85. 86.
All right, final thought.
When I started doing Redux
reviews for my old smoking
stogie site, one of the
predecessors to Half Wheel, my
thought process was fairly
simple.
Document how a cigars profile
changes over time.
Usually that meant taking a
cigar that for whatever reason
didn't live up to my
expectations and seeing it got
better.
Seeing if it got better.
Oh, so we answered our question,
why do they do with Redux?
There you go.
However, there are also those
cigars that are excellent when
first smoked.
They get even better after aging
more.
And the Daughters of the Wind
Pony Express is a perfect
example of the latter.
The core tributes that made it a
winner the first time around,
including rich and layered
flavors, wonderful balance and
excellent construction remain in
place, but the flavors have
changed to include roasted
peanuts, cocoa nibs, coffee
beans, and creamy cedar, along
with both Maple syrup and Graham
cracker sweetness on the retro.
After more than five years of
age, this remains an extremely
enjoyable cigar.
So much calling and at this
point I really wish I had more
of them to smoke.
I didn't.
I didn't grab the score Wind.
He really wishes he had more of
them.
The smoke.
He wishes he had more of the
Daughters of the Smokin, Hazy,
whatever.
Because he liked it.
With all the daughters of the
wind. 87.
I'm going to go 88 and win this
thing.
One second drum roll, please.
What are you doing?
No, I love you more.
I said I didn't.
No, I said I didn't grab the
score.
Oh, you didn't grab the score?
Well, Phil's got it for you.
You can look it up.
Yeah, it's 87 right here.
I win.
What did you say?
8788.
And what did 8792 he said Coco.
He said Coco nibs.
You said when he says Coco nibs,
they shoots it up.
I.
Told you I was going to just go
slightly above you and win this.
Thing who?
Who made?
We don't even know who made
this.
Brooks.
No, Brooks didn't make this the
cigar.
Made the cigar.
Yeah.
Here.
I need you to look right here.
Did what did what did what did
Post 90 get.
What do you want the factory or
the company got?
Which one?
Any of them?
Did anything get a 92?
San Andreas got a 91.
So they're saying that this
cigar is better than the San
Andreas?
I mean, it's hard to compare.
Yeah, they don't compare.
Them that way, the win.
Win Daughters got a 92, this one
got a 93 is one point better.
They grade each cigar on its
individual performance, right?
It's not a comparable.
Yeah, like that.
That would be too hard to do.
But there's a scale.
Like that SP no.
There's not really a scale.
Like that SPC got an angry 82.
That's crazy, might have caught
him on a bad day when he didn't
have teriyaki.
Yeah, that that's Charlie.
Right, Charlie reviewed that
one.
I love how we just assume that
Charlie is eating Chinese.
He mentions Teriyaki in many of
his reviews.
He does.
Yeah, that's not Chinese based.
This is the fact that he uses
teriyaki a lot.
Bro you're.
Racist.
I'm not commenting on that.
He is.
He's racist.
He's.
Racist.
You're racist.
I'm not racist.
He's a racist one.
He's the one doing the racist
comments.
He makes the news.
They're racist things.
I'm not racist.
Yeah, I think you're racist,
Phil.
Phil's racist Phil Phil is.
I love a good joke.
He's so.
Racist and he's and he's
homophobic too.
He's definitely homophobic.
Yeah, I don't like homos.
Hey, just so everybody don't
like homos we need we need it's.
So wild.
It is.
It is.
We need a guest host, that is.
Flamboyant.
Yes.
First of all, no I.
Don't know what the correct word
is at the moment, but I.
Know a couple retailers do you?
Yeah.
Oh, I know one.
I'll be there.
I'm not going to say.
I don't know if I'm outing.
So I don't think I'm outing.
So, so this has this, this
episode's gone.
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His answers were so long I don't
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And that's all I got.
You have anything else to add?
This Friday, I'll be at island
gyms in Saint Augustine from
5:00 to 8:00 PM for a large
Postagna event.
Come see me.
Island gyms.
And Phil, where you going back,
Germany.
Is it time to go back and check
your favorite club?
Oh no, I have to go work.
So he'll be out at the racetrack
here in New Smyrna pretending
he's a race car.
Driver.
Yeah, with my war bear beanie.
The only one in existence.
If you can get it off his head,
you can keep it. $500.
No, they can just take it from
you.
Yeah, they can.
They can outrun you.
There's a bounty now on the the
One Beanie.
It was like 29° out there last
night.
OK.
All right.
All right, guys, that's, that's
all we got.
We got to go bye.
All right.
Thanks so much guys.
Bye bye.
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