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You know that that one wasn't as
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No, I tried to be nicer today
because you complained
yesterday.
Glad we got that housekeeping
out of the way.
What did I complain about?
That I'm getting shots in.
That wasn't a complaint, it was
just a.
Yeah, it was just a statement, I
think.
Yeah, sounds.
Like you were complaining, it's
hard to tell the difference
anymore.
On today's show.
Snoop Dogg is not an Olympic
coach.
NASA has lost a spaceship.
Disney says if you can't beat
them, join them.
And then in cigars, Joshua
Haberski has been named one of
the top 2020 fives somethings.
LFD is releasing a new cigar.
Oasis has started making us
wetter.
We have wants to score a mini
game.
And then to round out the show,
we say goodbye to a legend.
All this and more on today's
episode 429.
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you're fine.
Don't make it.
You won't make any noise, all
right?
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Should I, should I not eat these
chips?
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problem.
They're fine.
Just.
Don't.
Don't shut off your phone.
Don't shut off your car alarms
and make sure your phone's on
mute.
All right, well, go ahead and
jump to you.
I'll make sure you can come back
in and start over.
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Keep going.
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just walked away so.
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No, I'm here.
Oh, he's back.
Bing Bong.
Bing bong, that's my connection.
Now you left.
Oh, he's.
Gone right now.
The news.
Mikey, tell us about the news.
Well, he left.
How's he going to comment?
I'm going to have to read it
twice.
Right.
So, Boots, what'd you get going
on this weekend?
Well, you know what I was
thinking.
You got a you got a DJ thing you
want to plug.
Oh, actually I do have a wedding
tomorrow all.
Right.
Well, plug that.
DJ Boots Entertainment for all
your DJ needs, come on by.
So can anybody go to the
wedding?
No, this is.
Didn't we crash it?
This is a private one.
It's in.
It's in Saint Cloud actually.
Oh, Kissimmee Saint Cloud.
Yep.
Nice.
Actually, Robbie Doyle will be
there.
I'm sorry he's an avid listener.
Is he getting married?
He's not.
No.
Yeah, right.
Secret wedding.
Yeah, he's definitely.
Are you DJ ING?
I am DJ.
He just plugged that.
See, we tried to do something we
didn't have to repeat again as
soon as you came back.
And apparently it's anything we
say we got to repeat.
All right, back to the news.
All right, Mikey, tell us
nothing.
Snoop Dogg named honorary coach
for US Olympic and and
Paralympic teams If you had
Snoop Dogg becomes an Olympic
coach on your bingo card,
congratulations, you're living
in the right timeline.
Somebody want money on that?
Snoop Dogg has officially been
named an honorary coach for the
US Olympic and Para Olympic
teams, and somehow it makes
perfect sense.
What started as Snoop popping up
around Team USA events has
turned into a full blown
cultural crossover moment that
blends sports, entertainment and
straight up vibes.
This isn't about X's and O's,
this is about energy,
confidence, and showing up with
the right mindset.
Snoop has been everywhere around
Team USA, cheering, encouraging,
cracking jokes, and connecting
with athletes in a way that
feels genuine, not forced.
He's become a hype man, a moral
booster or morale booster,
sorry, and honestly, a walking
reminder to enjoy the moment
while you're chasing greatness.
Do you want to say anything?
I mean, there's more, but this
is where I pause.
How many people do you think
will log in and watch the
Olympics just to hear Snoop Dogg
talk?
Wasn't he in the last Olympics?
He was there.
I mean, he showed up everywhere.
He was everywhere.
So apparently he was parlaying
into this.
Well, he, well, he was like a
ambassador.
Yeah, he announced.
He was like an announcer and
stuff.
And now he's a coach.
So yeah, what's next?
You think he's a participant?
I think it's a little old for
that, unless there's a smoking.
Like a blunt rolling
competition.
Hash contest.
That'd be nice, right?
Who can get the highest not
jumping?
Who can get the highest OK?
All right, it goes beyond just
showing up.
Snoop is also partnered with Fan
with Fanatics to help raise
funds to support the Team USA
athletes, using exclusive
merchandise and activations to
bring real financial support
behind the scenes.
That matters, especially for
Olympic and Paralympic athletes
who don't always have massive
endorsement deals or year round
spotlight money.
It's not just vibes, it's
tangible help.
That kind of support hits
different.
Olympic and Paralympic athletes
live under the insane amount of
pressure, years of training for
moments at last seconds.
Having someone like Snoop
around, someone who's been at
the top of his game for decades,
brings a different kind of
perspective.
He's lived through the
spotlight, handled criticism,
evolved with the times and
stayed relevant without losing
who he is.
Carly Ham, and I don't think she
won't say anything.
Calling Ham honorary coach isn't
about pretending.
He's running drills, is about
recognizing leadership.
That doesn't come from a
whistle.
It comes from presence and from
putting resources where your
support is.
OK, so who do you think would be
better than Snoop Dogg to do
something like this?
Announcing or coaching or you
know, as far as I'm not talking
about just a coach, I'm talking
about just entertainment
purposes.
Entertainment purposes.
Yeah, I mean that that's what
he's doing.
Kevin Hart.
You think Kevin Hart?
That's a great pick?
Yeah, that's a great pick.
I don't know if he'd be as good
as Snoop Dogg, though.
How about you?
Fucking Will Rogers.
Will Rogers, I think he's dead.
Yeah, he's not gonna make it.
I like he's gonna make it.
Maybe Bob Hope?
Bob he also isn't he big?
Big supporter of the military,
so why wouldn't he support the
Olympics too?
Yes, he's dead also.
Yeah, all my icons are dead.
Leave me.
Alone, all your heroes have
passed.
All my heroes are gone.
Anybody else?
Well, Morgan Freeman's still
alive.
Who is?
Morgan Freeman.
Yeah, but I don't see him doing
that.
No, he's not that big a fan I
think.
Bill Cosby.
Sports, he's not allowed to run
people's Yeah, I got my jello
pudding with.
Me.
Wow.
I was going to say The Rock, but
I don't, I don't know if he
would just be standing around.
I don't.
I don't see him getting it as
involved.
Standing around.
Snoop is.
I don't think he has has added
entertainment value.
Right.
I think Snoop's a perfect
choice.
I mean, he's, he crosses all the
borders now.
I mean everybody, when I when I
did the story that I started
playing Snoop in the house and I
never listened to Snoop.
You started listening to Snoop.
Yeah, I said.
Yeah, Alexa, play Snoop.
Really.
Yeah, and I knew the first 3
songs.
I was surprised as you are.
Well, did you get hit with gin
and juice?
Yeah.
Yeah, that one played.
I don't, I don't know the names
of them, but that was the first
one I played.
Yeah, that one I can sing to
because I knew the words.
Did you get Snoop Dogg?
He.
Did the crossover into cooking.
He does all sorts of stuff, so
right, it's a perfect.
What about?
What about 50?
$0.50 He's too busy fighting
Diddy.
But it'd be a perfect timing. 50
would be good.
Perfect timing, yeah. 50 would
be good.
Didn't you think of any women,
any women celebrities or
athletes or something that would
be a good fit?
Yeah, the one that roasted Tom
Brady.
I was just thinking the same
thing of the.
Comedian.
Yeah.
She'd be hilarious.
She would be hilarious, yeah,
but she's not very clean though
as far as her act.
Glazer, Nikki.
Glazer.
Nikki Glazer.
Yeah, I'm.
Sure that she could.
She probably knows how to turn
it down and turn it up.
I mean, she's an entertainer,
right?
Yeah, that'd be a good fit.
What about the bad friend guys?
Look.
At those guys the.
Two comedians, Bobby Lee and the
redhead.
Oh, the comedian to do a
podcast.
Yeah, Bobby Lee's the Asian guy.
Kevin Hart is the ultimate guy,
I think.
You think so?
Kevin Hart would be funny, but I
think the way Snoop's doing it,
he's actually part of it.
I think Snoop's the best pick,
yeah.
Yeah.
I really do OK.
Not even terrific, Tom.
Brady Yeah, No, Brady Now
there's like a flag football.
There is flag, isn't there is a
flag?
Is there flag football?
No, wait, what is this What I
don't know.
There's flag football.
Is this Winter Olympics or is
this?
This is winter.
It's.
Not going to be flag football on
that.
No, it's too cold.
Yeah, snow flag football.
What if you did like a like a
ultimate panel like Tom Brady,
Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky?
I don't think that those guys
would would segue into really
great announcers per per SE.
No Dick Vito.
Who's that?
Boom, baby.
Still don't know?
NCAA give me another.
One basketball.
Oh yeah, I don't watch.
No.
The money these kids have to
have to do this is just
ridiculous.
I follow a couple of winter
athletes on on TikTok and stuff,
'cause it's entertaining.
Oh, and the one girl who does
the the rugby, I mean there's
this one girl, she she's a
bobsledder.
She had to come up with $4000
the other day to pay for the
rental truck.
She had to have to drive her
bobsled around Europe.
No kidding.
You would think if she's a
bobsledder though she would just
have like a truck and trailer.
She's in Europe though, she's
doing the European games right
now.
I guess.
Wow, there's no, there's no like
Larry over there that does this
thing for people.
Nah, she sells, uh, she sells
swag.
She's got a couple of count, she
put out a calendar.
She's got some sponsors from
back home like the like the
local BBQ place or something
sponsors her and stuff is just,
I mean you just don't think
about the kind of money they
have to have.
I wonder what the fanatic swag
looks like that Snoop is going
to.
From what I read it's it's
really nice and it's exclusive
and it's limited.
Is it?
Yeah, which I thought was
another good thing he's doing.
I mean, he's teamed up with with
somebody who provides gear and
he's doing his own gear for the.
Is it already available or no?
I think it is.
I'm curious.
OK, I'll check that out.
I'll look right now while you
talk about the next thing.
All right, NASA loses contact
with the Mars spacecraft after
more than a decade on the job.
There's people on it.
No, it's just a spaceship after
quietly.
How do you ruin every story?
I have this great story like
they're people.
So now it's not a biggest story
cut.
They're quietly doing his job
around Mars.
For more than a decade, one of
NASA's longest serving
spacecrafts have gone silent.
And engineers back on Earth are
working the problem.
So they're turn it on, turn it
back off, see if it works.
NASA confirmed it has lost
contact with the Mars orbiter
that's been circling the Red
Planet for years, collecting
data, relaying signals from
Rovers and helping scientists
better understand Mars
atmosphere and the surface.
The communication drop wasn't
planned, but it's also not panic
time yet.
I think I'd be panicking.
According to NASA, the
spacecraft stopped responding
during a routine communication
pass.
These orbiters operate millions
of miles away, so even small
hiccups, solar interference,
power fluctuations, or onboard
computers slipping into safe
mode can knockout contact
temporarily.
When that happens, a spacecraft
essentially shuts down non
essential systems to protect
itself and waits for
instructions if it can hear
them.
Oh, the particular orbiter.
This particular orbiter has had
a long, productive run for more
than 10 years.
It's helped map Mars, monitor
weather patterns, and most
importantly, act as a middleman
between Rovers on the ground and
Mission Control back on Earth.
In many cases, Mars missions
don't work without orbiter, like
this one quietly doing the heavy
lifting overhead.
NASA engineers are now cycling
through recovery procedures,
sending repeated Hail Mary
signals and waiting for a
response.
Just got to unplug it and plug
it back in we.
All I said that when you.
Were but they did that we all
know.
They tried that already.
You could do it again.
Then they tried Control alt
delete.
They tried that.
Control delete didn't work.
Either it's hard to unplug it
when it's in Mars.
Send somebody out there.
You know how long that takes.
You ever see Hot Shots, you
can't get anybody there.
You ever see you can.
But what was it?
Was it Hot Shots, Pardu or
whatever?
Yeah, yeah, with Charlie Sheen.
Yeah, where they're on the ship,
or is it the regular one?
Hot Shots I You know what?
I think Hot Shots didn't have
Charlie Sheen in it.
I don't remember anything in
outer.
Space they did.
No, I'm just saying how to solve
the problem.
Like the guy's hat blows off.
He says put so and so on a boat
to go get my hat and he's like.
Oh, the the ship captain's.
Hat it was a joke, it's not
tracking well already 'cause
you're fucking making it
miserable for me.
This is perfect.
Now I'm starting to get jaded.
OK.
All right, continue.
Follow.
Sorry, I'm not familiar with the
the topic you brought up.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
How about your?
Kid, you kids in your fancy
movies.
Yeah, Charlie Sheen wasn't in
there.
Yeah, you, you said, Charlie.
Sheen was in the other one, I
don't remember the scene where
he shoots.
He was in Hotshots.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember the scene where he
shoots the chicken from the bow
and arrow.
So you have seen.
It I've seen that clip several
times.
This process can take days or
even weeks.
Space is unforgiving, and so is
Michael Impatience.
It's part of the job.
Unforgiving.
You're still here.
It's also worth noting that this
isn't uncommon.
NASA has lost contact with
spacecraft before.
Oh, they do this all the time.
Sometimes temporarily, sometimes
permanently, only to regain
control later when you're
operating aging hardware in deep
space well past its original
mission timeline.
Every extra year's borrowed
time.
Best case scenario, spacecraft
wakes up, phones home, and gets
back to work.
Worst case, it joins a long list
of silence that no still
orbiting Mars, having already
delivered more science than
anyone originally hoped for.
Either way, oh, sorry.
When you're good either way,
it's a reminder that space
operation isn't clean, easy, or
guaranteed.
Sometimes, even after a decade
of success, the universe reminds
us who is really in charge.
How much junk do you think we
have?
We've sent out this kind of
floating around in space at this
point.
You can track it.
There's apps and stuff you can
put on your phone where it'll
tell you like it's going over
you now, you know, And you can
see the just the the blip
through space of garbage.
Yeah.
Really.
They'll give you, they'll give
you the location of the things
that we left on the moon and if
you got a good enough microphone
or a microphone telescope, you
can find it.
Really.
Yeah, no way.
Sure.
Are you sure I'm?
Positive 'cause this is the
whole.
Conspiracy that never happened.
Well, yeah.
And that's one of the things
where they say that's how we
prove it it us.
I've never seen that image.
There's like a giant mirror up
there.
You can, you know, if you have
the ability, you can shine
something on or.
Something a mirror.
A mirror, yes.
They left the mirror, yes.
For that particular reason, so
they can bounce stuff off of it.
Oh, I thought it was like a
vanity mirror.
Or.
Something, yes, they left like a
little vanity mirror.
The guy dropped it when he was
combing chair right.
The ship took off and he goes oh
I dropped my mirror.
Where's the Tesla thing that
would they shot into the space?
The car thing?
Yeah.
Do you know where that is at?
Not personally, no.
It's probably going to Mars now.
I.
Want to know where that is?
Maybe some guy.
Well, where's the car they drove
from?
From the movie where they flew
the Fiero in outer space, I
mean.
Fast and Furious.
Fast and Furious 17 or whatever.
That's not real.
That's not real, no.
Oh, but the Tesla car is.
Yeah, the Tesla car actually
happened.
Tyrese was really in space.
No, he's not.
That's a lie.
We should call him up.
Call Tyree.
You can.
He's in outer space all.
Right, let's go next, Next.
Coop's going to have Marlon
Wayne's.
Did you look up the fanatics,
Chloe?
I did.
I didn't see any Snoop Dogg
stuff.
Maybe there's a special website
or something?
Maybe.
All right, Disney, Let's Open AI
uses characters in AI videos.
Really.
Yes, that sounds like a
disaster.
Wouldn't.
Happen doesn't sound like a good
idea.
No, the Mouse House inked a
licensing agreement with Open AI
and invested $1 billion into the
company.
A billion.
They just had that laying on the
table.
You're about to see some wild
stuff.
Bart Simpson can Ding Dong ditch
the old guy from up.
And nobody's firing off a
copyright lawsuit.
That's because Disney just cut a
deal with Open AI.
And yeah, Hollywood's sweating
the Mouse House.
Oh, sweating.
Sorry.
The Mouse House dropped 1
billion equity investment into
Open AI and cracked open the
vault, licensing more than 200
Disney characters across Marvel,
Star Wars, Pixar and the core
Disney universe to use inside
Open A is Sora app.
Really.
You users can now prompt
animated or illustrated AI clips
starting these characters.
Important caveat, the only only
covers animated visuals.
No real actors, faces or voices
are getting sorified.
SOR is their animation AI.
Yeah, You saw Sora.
Sora popped up briefly.
Especially in the in our
industry, in cigar industry, you
saw a handful of dudes just
posting random things.
And I'm like, OK, this is not
going to last long because the
first clip was funny.
The second one, I was over it
already, right?
You know they're not.
Does it look real?
Semi real but it's it's still
limited so there's only so much
you can do.
You can tell you, I mean, it's
obvious and like I don't see the
value in it.
I don't see in in our space the
way that they've been, the way
they they utilize it.
It's not a a good way to it's.
Still kind of limited, yeah, but
I mean, like the videos with
them.
You know, I, I just fought with
a sword with some dude.
Now I'm lighting up a cigar off
to the side.
Yeah.
So I mean.
How was that?
But like 4 different people did
that same type of video so like
there has to be like the option
like smoke a cigar after you
have a sword fight or something.
Yeah, but it's just not even
funny.
It's not even.
It's not even interesting.
No, like you said, the first
time you're like, oh, this is
cool.
And then you know, by the time
you see the 4th company do it,
you're.
Like or the same guy do it 8 or
9 different times.
I'm like OK dude, I got it.
You got your you got Sora, not a
boy.
So are you excited about what do
you, what's the first thing
you're going to do with one of
the Disney AI characters?
He's got it on his only fan's
page.
Yeah, I don't know how to do any
of this.
Yeah, it's an app.
I've never used it.
He's.
Going to make videos of him
banging all the Disney
princesses.
No, he's not.
Are they animated Princess?
Princesses.
Princess.
I Prince, I said the the female
version.
Thank you, Palmer.
Oh, OK, maybe Princess then.
Palmer is not firing on all
cylinders of the.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Did you red light?
No, I didn't really.
I can't hear you well over
there.
You're not talking loud today.
Am I not talking loud?
Well, he can hear you.
He's got headphones on.
I mean the volume is the same.
I feel like I'm at the same
level here.
Maybe you're just a little
deafer today.
That is very possible.
As the days goes on or as the
days go by, he will become
deafer.
If you get.
If you become less and less
coherent to visually and
auditorial we.
Can always go back to the
headphones.
No, we're not at that yet, but
OK, so they they paid the money.
So you can do this.
You can do like I've been doing
the ones for Postana with the
different Christmas characters.
You can do like look alike, you
know, draw a look alike.
Right of Spider Man.
Of spider man.
I mean it's pretty damn close to
the actual spider man.
But if you say draw spider man
smoking a cigar to go oh, I
can't do that, it's a violation.
Oh I'm sorry, I forget the word
look alike.
Draw someone that looks like.
Right, exactly.
Spider Man.
Like I can't do that.
It's a violation of copyright.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I need a look alike of Mickey
Mouse smoking a cigar.
Oh, fine, here we go.
Perfect, right?
All right, So what does Disney
get out of it?
Money, control and a seat at the
table.
According to the Wall Street
Journal, Open AI is paying
Disney to use his characters
with guardrails in place to keep
things kid friendly and out of
fiction hell.
Oh, he's out.
Boots is out now.
Boots is out.
Sorry, Boots.
Some sort of generated clips
will even land on Disney's Bob.
On Disney Bob, Iger says This
lets Disney thoughtfully and
responsibly extend the reach of
its storytelling, which is CEO
speak for.
We're not getting left behind.
Industry folks say that move is
really about control.
Disney characters were already
popping up in AI videos without
permission.
This deal puts Disney in the
driver's seat and makes it the
first major studio to officially
green light Sora usage.
It's a historic pivot for a
company that usually protects
its IP like Scrooge Mcduck
guards his vault.
Don't think Disney suddenly went
soft.
Just a day before announcing the
open AI deal, Disney sent cease
and desist letters to Google,
accusing its AI tools for
generating content that leans on
Disney IP without permission.
AI caught 1-2 translation.
Open AI gets the keys.
Everyone else gets the lawyers.
Big picture Hollywood has been
dragging its feet on AI deals,
mostly because actors unions and
V visual artists are worried
about being replaced.
Disney just blinked first, and
once Mickey jumps, the rest of
the industry usually follows.
OK, so do you think that this is
good or bad for the
entertainment industry?
I.
Think it was going to happen
eventually anyway.
OK, it's probably, you know,
it's the way it's going to go.
Aren't there some actors that
already signed deals where their
likeness can be used?
Yeah.
So I mean eventually, but we
won't even have actors anymore I
guess.
Yeah, you should be able to just
AI them.
Right.
You just AI everything, right?
I mean, you would think that the
movie industry with all the
special effects has had the
ability to do it for years
anyway.
Right.
What about you boots you think
is good or bad for the industry?
Entertainment industry.
I'm trying to figure out why
Disney gave money to Sora other
than to be able to sue other
people.
They invested in the company to
have control of the.
Company.
Yeah, but how does Disney get
paid paid from that?
Well they said Sora has to pay
Disney money to use it.
Open AI has to pay Disney money
every time they use Mickey
Mouse.
There's rights to that, You
know, there's probably more to
it than that as well.
I think that there's definitely
something to be said about
having your characters being
used on social media platforms
in a market space where they're
constantly looked at right
there.
There's significant value in
that.
Yeah, the more you see them, the
more they'll be utilized in
other things.
Yeah, the more you think about
them, more you want to buy the
the, the sweatshirt or the the
toy or, or you go to Disney.
Yeah, all that stuff.
I think that all of those things
are beneficial.
I don't know though, man.
You think that like we keep the
B word, the billions keeps
coming up in all of these
topics.
Like what are we doing?
And everybody's just throwing
this money around like it's.
Like they're everybody's got
billions to just spend boom
stuff.
Boom boom, you're hearing.
You're hearing it more and more.
I'm cool with an M.
With an M with no B just.
Yeah, just just an M.
An M would be nice.
I don't, but an MMM doesn't
necessarily solve a huge amount
of problems.
It's all sum.
We could get another camera or a
light.
We could, yeah.
We Yeah.
We can get a camera, man.
Yeah, we can get the one.
Because if we have a million,
it's going to be huge.
Then I guess you're going to
want a robot that runs it for
us.
Right, this one's a sword
camera.
Yeah, right.
I don't know.
I This is why I keep thinking
that there's going to.
So we're on this cutting edge
thing where AI is becoming more
and more apparent, right?
Right.
It just feels like 2000 tech to
me.
Fakey.
You know, when, when things
regressed and popped, like I
feel like you're gonna see,
you're gonna see a lot of this
money being thrown around on all
of these different platforms, on
all these different open AI or
whatever, ChatGPT, all these,
all of them and only one or two
I think will become the superior
to the others somebody.
Will rise to the top.
And you're going to lose
billions of dollars is going to
or will be lost on these other
companies.
So it's definitely a bold move
for Disney.
I don't know if it's the right
move, you know?
I'm sure they they did some type
of research.
You know, if we're going to do
this, who do we do it with?
Oh, I'm sure of that.
But that doesn't mean that they
won't screw it up.
They've screwed up plenty of
things.
Sure, you know.
Maybe maybe Disney did it and
they invested so that way maybe
they'll absorb them later once
it builds to a certain.
Level they can control it.
Yeah, makes sense.
I mean, but it, I know a billion
dollars is a lot of money, but
is it a lot of money to Disney?
No.
Or they're like, we'll just
raise the prices next year and
we'll cover this.
Disney Plus is going up, right?
It's going up $5 for everybody.
We need to cover our open AI
buy.
Well, Disney Plus pretty much is
on everything.
Like you buy a phone, you get
Disney Plus, you know, you, you
buy whatever service on TV, you
get Disney Plus, you know, so
they're, they're in everything.
They're pushing.
Yeah.
Well, that's how they get the
Billy.
You get Walmart, the shopping
thing where you get the
delivery, you get Disney Plus.
Do you get it forever or is it
like you get it for?
While you have those
subscriptions.
You get it for like 12 months
and then all of a sudden they
start charging you and you don't
notice and you're paying another
2990.
A lot of those things, some of
them are built into your bills
already, like your Verizon bill,
whatever.
Yeah.
When I lived out here, we had
HBO apparently connected through
the Wi-Fi service.
We had AT&T.
When we moved and cancelled the
Wi-Fi, we apparently we
cancelled the HBO too.
Yeah, the big companies have
figured out that the best way
for you to to for them to take
money from you is for you not to
realize that it's happening.
Right, exactly.
Yeah, your Wi-Fi service is $52,
but you don't know that 32 of
that is a streaming service.
Right, right.
And it's highly effective.
Yep.
Right, 'cause you know, when it
turned down, they're like, Oh
well, you know, I like watching
some on HBO.
It's free, right?
It's bullshit.
It'll do.
They know it's not free.
Right, right.
OK.
All right.
What do you got?
What's next all?
Right.
This is a cigar news transfer,
Michael.
We're going from pop culture
into cigar news.
Cigar.
News Now some cigar news Cigar
Oasis Plus 4.0 debuts just in
ahead of schedule.
That's how the Cigar Oasis
website describes the arrival of
the new cigar Oasis plus four
point O slow Cigar Newsday.
Sorry, it's new.
It's newest electronic
humidifier that wasn't moisture
until next year.
However, the company has started
selling the Oasis Plus Four
Point O 4.
Anybody want to guess?
300 bucks.
This is the four, the four point
O. 350. 199 apparently it's the
daily days.
Yes.
Still, the Oasis Plus is the
company's mid range option
marketed for large desktop
humidors or small cabin of
humidors.
It's an electronic humidifier
that must be plugged into a wall
outlet and use a two piece
design.
The bottom is a cartridge where
the water is refilled.
The top houses the fan control
unit and the rest of the rest of
it is the operational part.
Once plugged in, user set the
humidity to the desired number
and the humidifier turns on its
fan to draw moisture from the
reservoir and provide humidity.
Makes sense.
Water in fan go.
Water in, moisture out.
Yeah, the sensor detects when
the humidity has reached the set
level, which then turns off the
fan, obviously.
Makes sense and off moisture on.
Until it is needed to provide
more humidity.
Fan on bring up moisture.
Thank you.
From the outside, you know I
won't mind to talk and say that
in your voice.
Yeah, every.
Time fan on, humidity up.
From outside the Oasis 4 point O
looks very similar to the
three-point O model.
They're the same size, 6 inches
by two by three, and have the
same layout with a large screen,
three soft touch buttons.
Basically it's the same thing,
they just put a four.
Up here's what we're going to do
4 minute ABS and just crush the
five minute AB market like.
One last minute, same ABS.
Right, exactly.
The Oasis XL and Plus models are
nearly identical and also the
same size, but the Plus is more
powerful.
Fan oh there.
You go even a bigger Here's what
we did.
We added a fan that's more
powerful, 199.
But you'll never know.
Is it quieter?
No, the fan's bigger, it's
louder.
That's it.
Yes, it's like.
Cigar Oasis says that the unit
has smarter connections with the
Cigar Oasis app, which is
available for iOS and Android.
That allows for instant readings
of large temperature or humidity
swings, but less frequent
updates if there is no changes
in humidity.
So you can put it on an app and
you can control it from here,
from here.
Look, that's just insanity.
If, listen, if you're a cigar
person and you have a decent
humidor at home and you have
cigars and you feel the need to
check an app to make sure that
the humidity levels are fine, I
don't know what we're doing
here.
Hold on, it's my 12:00 humidity
check.
I.
Didn't see you last night.
Sorry.
OK.
Well, also there's a charge it's
399 a month or 1999 per year for
the app.
How many of you suckers are
taking are are subscribed to
that?
Now I use the Gobi one.
You don't have to pay for it.
That little tile one that you
put in there?
For humidity.
Yeah, it just tells you what
the.
Humidity is how often have you
checked that thing?
I check it like once every three
weeks. 4 weeks but I put bovitas
in the humidor.
So once a month you check on
this app.
Yeah, but I also have a a a
grommeter.
Yeah, a high grommeter.
I also have one of those on the
front, but I don't always trust
that.
Is it digital or analog?
No.
Analog, yes.
It's not going to be accurate.
So you can't just walk into the
room and check it.
Yeah, you can't just look at it.
Are you not home once a month?
I mean, I can't, but I just have
it to dial in it's.
Just so much easier to look on
his phone.
I mean really, really, I just
put the bovitas and I, I really
don't have any.
Work, this is Yeah, this is the
latest.
That's right, you've got bovitas
in it, so it only goes to
whatever the bovitas are anyway.
This is wild to.
Me so he's checking the system
that doesn't eject.
Pretty much.
Can we start doing like a can
you tell us what day of the
month it is?
We'll put him make a part of the
show.
Right now.
Humidity of the week of the
month.
I checked my gobiat and I'm
running at 69%.
Sure, which is odd because I
have 68 bovitas in here.
Perfect 68 Bovitas. 68.
Bovitas oh percent. 68%, yeah,
not 68 different bovitas.
Well, yeah, I guess you could.
You could have the small ones.
Being super.
Wet Bing bong.
Super wet, right?
All right.
Joshua Hiberski.
Oh, our guy our.
Guy, he's got another award.
Our our PCA.
PCACEO and President named one
of the hills with the Hills is
the legislative magazine.
He has been named one of the top
lobbyists of 2025.
Now he claims he has been named
the top lobbyist, but he's just
one of them.
In the cigar world or in the
world?
In the world, Oh yeah.
Can I imagine there's not like a
whole lot of lobbyists for
scenarios.
There's probably 3 or 4, but no
he's.
Well, we knew that after this
whole California to boggle.
Right.
Joshua Bursky, the CEO and
executive director of premium
cigar association PCA has been
recognized by The Hill is one of
the top lobbyists of 2025, an
acknowledgement that underscores
his influence in Washington's
advocacy world.
Huberski's work centers on
representing the premium cigar
industry's interest before
lawmakers, regulators, a niche
he's been cultivating.
He's cultivated into serious
clout on Capitol Hill.
Under his leadership, the PCA is
pushed back against restrictive
legislation, amplified
grassroots engagement, and help
shape federal and state policy
conversations around tobacco and
specialty products.
The distinction from The Hill, a
respected nonpartisan outlet
covering Congress and the
political landscape, is a nod to
Habersky sustained advocacy
impacts and relationships he's
built across the the policy
community.
Bersky is also known for his
broader involvement in
government affairs, education
and thought leadership,
including work as a lecturer at
George Washington State
University Graduate School of
Political Management for the
cigar industry and the broader
world of trade association
lobbying.
This recognition isn't just a
personal milestone, it's signals
that even niche sectors can be a
major player in DC's corridors
of power.
Congratulations, Mr. Haberski.
Congrats, I'm looking at the
hill, the top list.
It's where it's really long.
It's it's a disaster.
By the number of people.
Yeah.
Yeah, it might be all of them.
I don't I don't know how many
there.
Are say grass roots is one of
one of the thing one of the
subjects as a.
Person.
Yeah.
No, he's yeah, He's in the
second category.
The second category, they said
corporate.
Yeah, he's in that one.
In corporate.
That's where I saw his name.
You got to look close.
There's a lot of people's.
Holy moly, associations.
It's it's associate.
It's got to be associations.
I I thought he was incorporate.
Corporate is the first one and
then associations is the second
one.
OK, whatever the second one is,
he was in that one when I
looked.
I think they're alphabetical.
They're not.
Oh yeah, they are.
ABC.
Let me see.
Holy moly.
Gee, there he is.
There he is.
Joshua Bershey.
Yeah, how many names you think
are on this list?
I don't know, I got tired of
counting.
Holy moly, there's a ton of
names. 250.
Maybe more than that.
So maybe all of them are listed,
all the lobbyists.
Congratulate.
But he's how?
So how does he determine his top
25?
Or no, nothing said he was a top
25.
He would of 2025.
Top lobbyists of 2025.
Yes, got it.
Not the top 25.
OK, he's changed his profile
picture on Facebook.
That's how I found out.
As top 20.
Five.
Yeah, there's a little.
No, not just of 2025.
Top lobbyists 2025 Yes, he did a
thank you.
What he did a thank you video.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't see the video.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Speaking of videos, Michael, do
you have one for us today?
I do.
I'm sorry.
We should have done that
earlier, but I don't think you
were paying attention.
Yeah, while we're on the subject
of Joshua Haberski, was the PCA
was the one doing that
educational thing at.
At the college, yes.
At the.
College, right?
How did that go?
I saw some.
OK now I'm confused because I
saw pictures of people at 1 and
it was different people.
Yeah.
So there was one that that Mr.
Smoke Inn.
Was that Abe?
Was that Abe?
Yeah.
Was that the same one Joshua
was?
There I didn't true.
Oh.
OK.
Then.
It looked like they had a decent
amount of people.
Yeah, the people from executive
over in Melbourne went.
I saw their photos.
Oh, OK.
Oh, so you could?
I thought this was just for.
You could college students.
No, you could no no non college
students.
They wanted you to pay to go.
Alright, I'm sending this to you
guys right now.
OK, I have a top.
I have a clip from a top podcast
show.
Oh, from ours.
Alright, perfect.
Very controversial statement
that I wanted to controversial
bring up.
I have to.
Phone down below my head again
and everything the.
Top.
Yep.
So go ahead and listen.
Yeah, just listen to the auto.
Just keep away from the mic.
So when you put it in OK.
Beep boop, beep boop.
Got it.
That's the only spot.
On the Falcons Bucks.
I'm going to be.
I'm going to be there.
Yeah.
You're.
Going to be in the game, yeah.
So you can bet out the window.
All right, let's go.
We'll just do Tampa Bay on the
money line.
Tampa Bay outright, Yeah.
What's the spread?
4 - 4.
Tampa's -4 So you're saying
Tampa money line they just had a
bad loss.
The New Orleans The Sun.
The Falcons are looking rough,
man.
So the Saints division game?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
That's a you.
Ain't going to take your home to
you.
Why was it on me for 75% of the?
Video.
All right, that's what I'm.
Taking because you know how you
get sometimes all right, so
money makers I want to talk
about this money makers because
you said.
Crazy game by the.
Way you said, hey, hey, here's
my pick of the week.
I'm going to take Tampa on money
line.
You didn't even take -4 you took
Tampa money line outright.
Win.
Bro the only thing I can tell
you is Vegas made the call
'cause they were winning.
Yeah.
And fourth quarter, they lost in
like what?
A Falcons scored two touchdowns,
3 touchdowns, 22 touchdowns in
the fourth quarter.
One super late, missed the two
point conversion.
Then they still get the ball
back and then they drive all the
way down with penalties.
They've had 124 yards of
penalties the whole game and
then they kick a field goal 1 by
1.
I heard this this morning on the
radio and I was like, oh, they
lost their game.
So.
A must win situation for Tampa
Bay.
Yeah.
That was completely nuts.
And I believe that I said to
you, I don't know.
I don't think they're going to
win.
You actually asked do you think
they're going to win?
And I said no.
And money makers, I just, I got
news for you.
I think that if we just went
back and we tracked the money
makers betting so far, I just
have to pick the opposite of
what you pick at this point.
Well, I will tell you this.
One for three at the.
Moment I will tell you what I
did.
One for three.
He's done it 3 * 1 time.
He's been one time.
OK.
Alright, I'll tell you what I
did last night.
Though OK, tell me.
So I did, I did do my early bet
on Tampa to win, OK, for 40
bucks it was going to pay out
like, I don't know, $120.00, OK.
And then when I saw this fourth
quarter going how it was going,
I was like, you know what, I bet
you Vegas just going to try and
fuck everyone.
Here it is.
So I put $40 on the Falcons at
that point, which they were
down.
It paid out $260.
I made money even that late in
the game.
Yeah, you can live bet.
So I.
Mean they were, they were
winning, and you bet for them to
win.
No, they were down to times they
were down.
No, because I saw what was
happening.
I was like, these guys are
scoring the whole game.
They couldn't freaking really
score the Falcons.
And then all of a sudden in the
fourth quarter, it's like Kirk
Cousins is revived and Kyle
Pitts is catching everything and
these no name wide receivers for
the Falcons are catching stuff.
And then there was this one
really controversial call at the
end with the fumble, right where
Cousins fumble and they go, oh,
we don't know who had it, so
we're just going to give it to
the Falcons.
They said Ty goes a runner.
I'm like, this isn't fucking
baseball.
Ty, goes the offense.
Yeah.
I don't know who had it, so I
let's just say it was a Falcons.
So I was like, you know what?
So touchdown.
Falcons.
Oh, wait, sorry, no, they hadn't
gotten it yet, but they were.
Going out for that's what they
said next.
Oh, they were going down for the
field goal.
I was like right before that,
though, I had placed the money
because I was like, they're
going to let these guys go all
the way down.
That's what's going to happen.
It's not Tampa Bay's letting
them go down.
It was the IT was really the
referees because then there was
the one where he caught it and
he went out of bounds at the
end, the Falcons player.
Yep.
And it didn't look like it was a
catch.
I just kept it going.
Yeah, there's like, oh, it's a
he's looking.
The referee's like looking at
him and he's like, oh, it's in
bounds.
Like it was.
Moving frantically for those of
you who can't see him, Yeah.
It was not in bounds, but hey.
He was mimicking the move of a
running back going down the
field.
So, but more importantly, you
know, it's kind of odd, it's
kind of strange that your picks.
My pick was wrong.
And you know, and now, like you
say that like you did this other
pic later like, oh, I've changed
this.
No, I did.
I did change it.
I don't know.
I don't know there's.
Got to be some way he can tell
all his fans that he changed his
bet.
Well, you got to be.
Everybody that took the
information and lost.
You got to be in the group.
You know what, like the, the,
the only thing that we can do
now, the next step of this is
that he actually shows the
screen of his bets and we post
them.
We post them and we post them.
I could show you the screen.
Well, not now.
Camera on me.
I could show you the screen so
thank you so much.
Oh, you were at that game.
Yeah, I was at the game.
You were probably freaking angry
as hell.
No, I figured, Nope.
I kind of had that sense that
that was going to happen.
I'm like, this isn't good.
They're they're not stopping.
The opposite of what you said.
So a couple things happened.
Well like 1 is so you know,
we've jax had a football game.
So then we arrived.
We were, we were at the game a
little late.
And so we sit down and Jack's
look, Jack stands at all these
games.
Yeah.
Yeah, he stands.
You get another fight.
What did you get another fight?
Kind of so.
Oh yes.
So, so the guy says to me,
excuse me, can you have him sit
down?
And I turn around very politely
and I said, I'm sorry, he's
going to stand the whole game.
And he goes, what?
I said, I'm very sorry, man.
He's going to stand the whole
game.
He's a kid.
He's a kid, you know, and if
he's in your line of sight, you
can just, you can, or you can
stand up or whatever.
Yeah, Jax is what, 3 1/2 feet
tall?
4 feet tall, Yeah.
He's taller than 3 1/2.
Yeah, but this guy could stand
up and see over.
Yeah, so, so I turn back around
and the guy says just like that.
Controversy.
Controversy.
How much cash you get on you he
needs to bail money and.
There was something, dude.
No, this guy disappeared.
He just.
Disappeared.
I was like, so then you hit him?
No, I was like, yes, I don't
know.
I'm just so comfortable in that
space.
It's weird.
Was it closed fist or open fist?
Oh, so so then was.
It like a was it like a Will
Smith slap?
He.
Was an older he was an older
guy.
Oh, he.
Took pity on him and and just
punch him in his stomach.
So I said I I was like, oh, OK,
So then he's like, I paid good
money for these seats.
I said, oh, OK.
I said, well, I got to tell you,
I pay good money for these seats
and I've been paying good money
for 10 years, so he's going to
stand and turn back around.
Hit you in the back of the head?
No, don't just beer on you.
I think I think he moved.
He changed seats with his wife.
What a what a clown.
Bro honey, change seats with me.
This guy's an asshole.
Wild man, people are out of you.
Should have asked me if he was
related to that last crazy lady.
You.
Know what happened to the last
guy?
You sat behind me, Sir.
That's why you got to buy the
tickets.
It was probably his wife because
it was a lady last time I think,
wasn't it?
No, I think it's always.
Been a guy.
There was one lady with Brittany
where she had she addressed, oh,
that's scary.
She got to address somebody at
Jax's game last night, too.
I was like, uh oh.
I don't think Brittany is as
political as you.
Because, you know, like when you
play flag football, sometimes
you grab shorts when you're
trying to pull flags or
whatever.
Yank the kids pants.
Off oh, they call it flag
guarding if they.
Think, yeah, but like, so one of
our players, I don't know if it
was my kid or not, but one of
our players tried to grab and he
snagged shorts a little bit, but
he instantly let go and then
went back to trying to get the
flags.
And then like the next play
after that, so this lady yells,
they're trying to pull the
shorts.
And apparently Brittany was
close to this, this girl.
So, so she's like, I can't
stand, I can't sit next to this
person.
So she moved her chair and then
she this lady yelled at again,
they're pulling the shorts.
So Brittany goes, they're not
trying to purposely pull shorts
like she erupted and then we
didn't hear anything from.
Lady get up in life.
That entire crowd the rest of
the night.
Fear of their lives I gotta.
Go.
I gotta go.
So yeah.
Mikey's keeping this very clean
for everybody.
There was a lot more said.
No, that was it.
The coach looked at me and said
the coach, the coach on the
other side goes, what's going
on?
And I said, OK, well, here's
what happened.
Is somebody on your side yelled
something about shorts?
And then my wife said something
back to that person.
He's like, OK, I'm like, as long
as we're fine, that's their
problem.
Like that's not my issue.
Was that that guy's wife?
Like, do we need to fight?
Are we fighting 'cause this is
what's?
Going on, no, they were pretty
cool.
The coaches weren't bad
yesterday so.
Very high temperament.
It's a very brief glimpse into
the likes we have.
We don't really talk anymore
about personal stuff or, you
know, personal coaching or
anything.
Like it, It got scary.
Got scary.
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Puts the same paragraph at the
end, right?
EGM Cigars officially lands in
the US.
What started as a European house
brand has officially crossed the
pond.
EGM Cigars is now being sold in
United States.
A Swiss cigar retailer, Etor
Gabrielle Moschellini, launched
the EGM brand in 2022 after
years of running.
Is your hand OK?
Oh, I thought you were just
twitching.
I am not OK.
A successful online business
near the Italian border.
While he While he built his
early following selling Cuban
cigars, customers kept
gravitating toward his own
Dominican made brand, EGM,
smartly stamped with his
initials.
As Cubans became harder to find
and more expensive, EGM picked
up steam and quickly built an
international following.
Three years later, the momentum
pushed EGM into the US market.
Or Shirali is clear.
EGM has never meant to be a
Cuban substitute.
It was built to stand on its
own.
EGM and its sister line and
parine are now distributed
stateside by City of Palms out
of Fort Myers, FL, with plans to
exhibit at the next PCA trade
show.
Both lines are produced at the
ABAM factory.
Abam.
Or is it ABAM?
Abam.
It's in capital letters.
A Bam.
A BAM factor.
I want you to say like this
though.
A Bam A.
Bam, back to the Dominican
Republic using all Dominican
tobacco.
The core EGM line comes in 11
sizes.
Oh my Lord.
From petite coronas and lanceros
to modern big ring gauges with
pricing from about $16.00 to the
mid 50s.
There God most landing in the 20
to $30 sweet spot.
That the sweet spot now 20 to
30.
Dollars.
I don't think so.
I don't either.
Empyrene is a smaller, more full
bodied line featuring older
tobacco aged at least five years
in larger formats.
Both.
Oh, bottom line, EGM isn't
easing into the US.
It's arriving with confidence, a
clear identity and already
proven global following.
I mean, I have a small issue
with this article.
OK.
The way that they said, well,
it's not supposed to.
It's not a competitor or
replacement of Cuban cigars.
He says that.
Yeah, like that doesn't sound
like a reigning endorsement for
your brand.
And no.
And the fact that he made his
brand is because Cubans were
getting harder to find.
Yeah, yeah.
Like none of that makes sense.
No.
So, you know, well, what is it?
So, so for one, do you think, do
you believe that Cuban cigars
are better than New World
cigars?
Because if that's the case, then
why are you making new world
cigars?
And if you're making new worlds,
like, I don't understand what's
going on here.
Oh, double negatives.
He had a shop on the border of
Italy sold Cuban cigars.
Cuban cigars got harder to get,
so he said I will make my own
cigar.
And you know what?
They need 11 different vitolas.
11 different vitolas.
Not only 11 different Vitolas,
but they're not as good as Cuban
cigars.
Yeah, but they're still, they're
good.
They're just not as good.
They're just not as good.
Not a substitute for here, it's
just another cigar.
Like what?
What are we doing?
Well, I'm selling so many.
I'm coming to the US.
We're.
All 11 vitolas.
Taking like, I don't know this
guy.
I'm not trying to, I'm not
trying to smash.
This guy can.
You name 11 different vitolas.
Can I name 11 different vitolas?
Probably, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, I'd have to.
It would.
It wouldn't be easy.
Right, so this guy literally
makes every vital almost.
Well, I mean, there's got to be
more than 11.
I didn't, I didn't even realize
there were 11 different ones.
I mean I know you can do a
different size, but does every
different size have a you know?
Like if I did a a a 6 1/2 by 57
does that have a name or is it
just a 6 1/2 by 50?
7 It's a different size though.
Yeah, you can name it whatever
you want.
Nobody's going to look at the
vitola size.
So there's not like an official.
Official list.
Somewhere there is there's an
official list, but the, you
know, like the whole creator
art.
Yeah, you can call it whatever
you want.
Right this.
This is a loopy loopy.
This is medio tiempo.
What does that mean?
So, so wild.
This is the Bing bong.
Oh, that's a great size, Yeah.
Great size.
It's a industry.
Standard comes in a Bing bong.
Comes in a Bing bong.
Like it's got like it's bulbous.
It's got like a yes in the
middle bulbous.
In the middle right, small in
the ends, big in the middle
right.
I forgot to pull a What's the
score?
But I have another story.
You forgot to pull.
What's the score?
Yeah, I meant to do it this
morning and then I didn't get to
it.
And then other things started
happening and I just realized it
because I know it was going to
go before this.
Unless there happens to be 1
here, we might be surprised here
in a minute.
All right.
And finally, WWE legend John
Cena announces his retirement.
One of the biggest stars in
professional wrestling history
is officially calling it,
calling it a career.
WWE icon John Cena has announced
that he will retire from in ring
competition, closing the book on
a legendary run that helped
define an entire area era of
sports.
CNN debuted on WE Television in
2002 and quickly became the face
of the company, carrying WWE
through its post Attitude era
and onto the modern age.
Over more than two decades, he
became a 16 time World champion,
a multiple time US Champion, and
a cornerstone of countless
WrestleMania moments.
Whether fans cheered him or
booed him, John Cena was a must
see TV beyond the ring.
Cena successfully crossed into
Hollywood, becoming a major box
of his draw while still
returning for Special WE
appearances.
He also earned massive respect
for his charitable work,
granting more Make a Wish
request than any other celebrity
in history.
Sounds like a good guy.
Yeah, he does, don't he?
I've seen some interviews.
He seems like he is.
While his retirement marks the
end of an era, Cena's influence
on wrestling will be felt for
generations from You Can't See
Me to Never Give Up.
John Cena didn't just headline
shows he became part of West ES
identity, and even as he steps
away from the ring, his legacy
is already untouchable.
Sad day.
So he's there's no more matches,
it's over.
There's one more one more match
he's doing like next week or
something then.
Next week and that's it.
So no WrestleMania and none of
that stuff.
Unless he comes back as some
type of announce or something,
he's not going to wrestle.
Any right?
Do you follow this closely or
no?
I thought his last match was
going to be at WrestleMania.
Right.
Me too, yeah.
Is that I saw a poster today.
I assumed it was coming up soon.
Was it not when I was doing
research for this little story?
Yeah, I mean, it's probably
coming up soon.
Because there was no actual
story, there was just people did
videos saying he was going to
retire.
Because WrestleMania is like the
Super Bowl.
Right.
It is for WWE, OK.
Unless he's got an injury or
something where he can't.
Maybe that, maybe that's it.
Because I mean, those guys beat
the hell out of themselves.
And when you get older, man.
There's no stuntman, Yeah.
He has been around for a long
time.
OK.
Do you have a what to score?
No, unfortunately.
OK, so here's what we're going
to do.
All right?
I have pulled up a recent
article here on Half Wheel, OK,
and I am going to do host.
What's the score?
Because I know that you want to
play this game.
Yes.
So without further ado,
gentlemen, it's the score.
Where Palmer gets to play.
OK, so I'm looking at the first
article here and it's going to
be the Florida Las Santillas San
Andreas.
Toro, December 11, 2025 By
Brooks Whittington OK Palmer
Palmer, you are our guest today,
so you get to pick.
Your first score floor lesson
tilas.
I'll go 86.
OK, Standard 85.
Don't critique my every.
I didn't.
Hey, this is how the game's
played.
You want to play?
Here we are.
OK Cigar review Florida Lesson
TS San Andreas Toro Country of
origin Undisclosed factory
Undisclosed wrapper Undisclosed
binder Undisclosed filler
Undisclosed Length 6 inches Oh.
At least they told.
US Something Ringgage 54.
It is pressed.
MSRP $13.
Available November 2025.
Regular production cigar smoke
for the Review 3 Hallmark.
I'll stick at 86.
I mean, everything was
undisclosed.
You know nothing about it.
Yeah, I feel like my score is
going to be undisclosed 85.
OK, now look, I'm just weighing
this, so it's not going to be
perfect.
Each of the three cigars starts
out surprisingly light, with
virtually no spice or pepper and
a slightly bitter dark chocolate
note.
Very shortly after lighting the
cigars, distinct flavors of
powdery cocoa nibs and creamy
almonds take over the profile,
followed by secondary notes of
bitter espresso, cedar,
barnyard, plain oatmeal, tree
bark, and light cinnamon plain
oatmeal.
But.
Then he takes plain.
Oatmeal, but then he takes
cinnamon later.
What have you put cinnamon in
your Romeo?
Who knows Palmer?
I'm going to go 84. 84 I'm.
Going to go 86. 86 OK During the
second third, the amount of
spice on my tongue picks up
noticeably for the first and
last cigars, while the second
cigar continues at about the
same level as the first third,
main flavors of dark chocolate
and coffee beans emerge.
More coffee beans than dark
chocolate for the second cigar,
along with additional flavors of
cocoa nibs, toasted bread,
cinnamon chalk, earth, cedar,
leather tack, and dry hay.
The retro Hale features slightly
more black pepper and
significantly more Raisin
sweetness, and while the citrus
peel note is now present on the
finish all on all three cigars,
the second cigar has the most.
What is a Coco name?
I always wonder what a Coco.
Name is great question.
Write that down.
All right.
Thanks for the question.
Coco name is I'm going 87. 83.
We're just flip flopping back
and forth, OK?
Clue #3 The final third sees a
new combination of toasted bread
and gritty earth on top of the
profiles, but there is also a
quite a bit of the powdery cocoa
nibs from the first third
present, along with coffee
beans, cinnamon, cedar,
barnyard, pencil lead and
granola.
As the final third burns down,
the amount of spice on my tongue
continues to increase, and while
it does have a slight impact on
the overall balance, it never
becomes overwhelming.
Is there a final thought?
Yes, I'm going to stick at 87.
81. 8781 OK.
Right, the difference.
Final thought, I have enjoyed
quite a few of the Flute Less
and Tia cigars in both blends in
the past, and a new My Father's
cigar is always one I am eager
to try.
The Flute Less and Tia San
Andreas Toro is full of
chocolate notes with powdery
cocoa nibs dominating the first
and final thirds, while dark
chocolate is a main player in
the second third and an ever
present Raisin sweetness is just
icing on the cake.
Yes, there were some problems
with the burn line at various
points and the flavors in the
final third were not quite as
distinct as the first 2/3, but
even with those minor issues,
the Florida Listen Tia's San
Andreas Toro is an extremely
enjoyable blend that is well
worth trying out.
Palmer.
I'm gonna go 90.
Boots 89.
Have you seen this?
No, it's 90.
Wow.
Boom.
Boom, wow, and now you got two
people teeing off on you.
How's that make you feel?
You haven't seen this?
No.
Do you even know?
What cigar this is?
Have you smoked this cigar?
I can't.
I know the name but I can't
picture it in my head.
I got to be honest, the way that
you guys were rating it off the
off the jump, I was like, you
guys are way off because it's
Brooks, even though it says on
his clothes, you have reason to
believe that it's it's from
Nicaragua.
But if it's not, it could just
be the, the, the leaves that
they grow there or they, that
they, and then they brought them
over to their Honduras factory,
right?
Could go either way.
You said it was all undisclosed
for factory.
Yeah, but then he said it was my
father.
Correct.
But they have a factory in
Honduras and a factory in SLE,
so or maybe they just had
somebody else make it, who
knows.
So you guys were rating it
really low for Brooks.
I'm like, oh man, this isn't
going to do it.
And then you popped at the end.
Both.
I just jumping around in the
middle.
I mean, it doesn't.
You don't have to track your
score based on what you're
saying.
You just listened and then the
final score, the final thought
sort of gives it away.
I was trying to bring Palmer
down.
Yeah, I figured you were.
Yeah.
Wow.
I was like, man, maybe he'll
follow.
Nope.
I think, I think that if I was
going lower, he might go lower.
I don't know if I would trust
you.
It's not like you have a
outstanding track record of just
crushing at this game, really.
Weren't saying anything negative
other than the burn line problem
and he was ranting in the final
thought even even though it's
got a burn line.
This guy might must buy cocoa
nibs from Costco.
Yeah, I don't even know what it
is.
Huge pack of them.
He's a big cocoa nibs.
Guy, is that a candy you eat or
is it something you cook with?
No idea.
Cocoa nibs I think is a cooking
thing, Dana.
What's a cocoa nib?
You may directly eat it, put it
in chocolate and also cook with
it.
OK.
So it's a stronger or or more
pure form of cacao.
Cacao, cacao.
You can eat it or you can cook
with it.
Oh, thank you.
Perfect.
Thank you, Dana.
Thank you, Dana.
Well, yeah, Brooks eats a lot of
these.
Apparently he's a big Coco nib
guy, yeah.
And leather tack.
We should make a shirt for him
that says I love coconuts.
I love.
Coconuts and pencil lead.
I'm just here for the Coco nibs.
I'm.
Just here for the.
I'm just here for the nibs.
Alright, anybody got anything
else?
No, that's it.
I saw.
I saw the Guy Fieri event.
Oh yeah.
Oh, the video I saw a picture of
him standing up.
Yeah.
Oh, I saw his foot sticking out
from behind the table.
You can see he's got a boot on
his leg.
He has just a boot like it's but
it's his quad.
Yeah, I know.
Which is odd.
So I mean, all you could see was
from like just below the knee to
the foot when he's doing the
speech.
You know, this is supposed to
happen a year ago, but you know,
blah, blah, blah.
So I was making sure I was
making it this time.
He might have a full 1, yes.
Sir.
Hey, buddy.
Well, you're on the podcast just
real quick.
So you did the Guy Fieri event
with with Guy, correct?
Correct.
Was he, how was his leg did?
Was he straight?
Did he have something that made
it so his quad couldn't move or
did he stand?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, he's in his.
Right legs in a full brace.
Oh, it's a full brace.
OK, because the picture I saw,
he was standing.
Yeah.
Yeah, he he stands.
He puts all his weight on his
left leg.
That's incredible, man.
Lose your balance.
Six triple D's.
He did the cigar event and then
a son took tequila sighting.
That dude is wow.
Dude's a machine.
That guy's next level.
Yeah, yes.
Sir, I love it.
OK, That's it.
That's all.
That's all we wanted from you.
OK.
Answer your call with your
phone.
I called you yesterday.
You.
I didn't get it.
I answered Jack.
Me too.
I never I had.
To I was forced to call.
Forward Oh, I'm sorry, I never
I.
You know I get to tell he can't
hear me but tell him.
I get so excited when he calls
and then I realize it's because
you didn't answer.
The Yeah, you hurt his feelings.
Well.
Listen, I hear he wants to work
for us.
So.
Oh yeah.
Oh, there you go.
I'm.
Updating my resume, Jack.
All right, he.
Wants to work for us and you
guys and are trashing the off
menu cigar.
Excuse me Sir, that's Patreon
material.
We don't talk about Patreon
stuff.
First, roll the Patreon.
We don't talk about Patreon.
No, this is person.
This is the regular podcast our
daily podcast you.
Didn't trash it anyways.
That's just you're correct.
Stop giving away all that.
We're gonna.
Have to increase your price A.
Membership to the Patreon would
be an amazing Christmas present
for someone.
Oh.
We haven't, right?
Just want.
To.
Put that out there and you know,
people are missing a lot of
really good content.
Can we do that?
Can we give somebody a free
Patreon?
No, not us.
Like a wife should buy it for
her husband.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
It would be a good Christmas.
Present.
What the hell?
Yeah, give the gift that keeps
giving all year round with a
Patreon on Cigar House's podcast
or.
It keeps taking out of your bank
account.
Wow all.
Right, we got to go.
Thanks, Jack.
We started so well.
OK.
All right.
All right, guys.
Goodbye.
All right, Jack.
Toronto, guys.
That's what yeah, look into.
The camera and make that thing
and then make that one of the
shorts.
The perfect Christmas gift for
any cigar aficionado.
The perfect you do it.
You do it, you just said it.
No, I liked what you just said.
I said Cigar Aficionado.
You said the thing.
All right, Boo.
Put my camera.
On Wait, hold on a SEC, we gotta
go.
You let the light get back up.
What?
Oh, it's changing.
Once it's after an hour long it
starts to go crazy.
Your camera.
Oh, does it really?
Yeah.
Well, go ahead.
You look kind of like.
It's been doing that for years.
Yeah, it's like a William
Shatner.
Go ahead.
Oh wow, is that me?
Yeah.
Oh, it's lighting up.
Go.
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OK.
All right.
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This has been episodes.
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Is it 429?
Episode 420.
Niner, 4/20.
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The graphic 428.
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Show Notes
On todays show Snoop Dog is now an olympic coach, Nasa has lost a space ship, Disney says if you can’t beat them join them, then cigars Joshua Habursky has been name one of the top for 2025, LFD is releasing a new cigar, Oasis has starting making us wetter, we have a what’s the score mini game and then to round out the show we say good bye to a legend…..all this and more on. Todays episode 429