ACHP Episode 452 Wrong Car?
Transcript
Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast, episode 452.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
with me today on the cameras,
the best podcast engineer Phil,
I survived the Nicaraguan jungle
Mcguffey.
Hello.
Did he flip to you?
Yeah, I did.
That's so.
So.
Amazing and as my Co host Mikey
I blended the number 2 cigar for
2025 Stefan Kevich.
Wow, I I did.
I guess.
I guess I did.
You did listen.
But you know what?
Here's the funny part, man, when
you're working with good
tobacco.
I know it's a group effort, good
tobacco, but still the fact that
you blended.
It mine and Nika Sueno is the
best in the.
Business, You know, if you build
a really nice boat, you don't
go.
It's because Amy gave me really
good wood.
What?
Look, you build a boat.
And it's the second best boat.
You don't say they OK, would it
would it make you feel better
over there, Phil, if I said
lumber?
They had really good lumber.
They.
Well, they had really good
builders of the boat.
Well, yeah, what he's saying,
what he's saying is, is Skip had
the great tobacco and everything
and.
Then well, no, I understand
that.
I'm just trying to give him
credit where credit is.
Due, thank you.
That's very nice of you.
I just like to, I just like to
always say that it's a team
thing and we're all in it
together and you know, I'm
grateful we are.
Grateful.
Magnanimous.
You're very magnanimous.
Thank you.
We are.
We are very grateful to be
working with guys, guys such as
yourself and Phil and Skip and
Michael Rosales and Alex Roma
craft Nika Sueno.
It's the best.
If the we're not really calling
it that anymore, if the Sumatra
does really well next year, is
that the one that Alex
technically blended?
I mean, I guess, yeah.
Just curious on today's show we
have the day's.
Are you upset about that?
No, we'll give him credit next
year.
We'll give him his flowers, yes.
You should lay it back for a
second.
What we should ask you how you
really feel when you lay back?
How do I really feel?
Yeah, I pretty much say how I
really feel all the time.
Yeah, I don't understand the
question.
No, well, like, like I thought
you were doing a therapy
session.
Here.
Oh, no, no, no.
I just asked a question.
On today's show, we have the
day's biggest story in sports,
then on, then the Florida News
Tuesday from the wacky world of
our lawless swamp.
A man eats his pet out of spite.
You can't stay, he can't stay in
a non 24 hour Walmart for 24
hours.
And what do you mean it's not
his car?
And then a follow up to a story
that we have been following and
then switching to cigar news.
We have a bunch of new sticks
coming.
And then finally a mini game of
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I guess I can work on another
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People want a who's phone's
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That's my phone.
Oh yeah, not mine.
Oh, wow.
You know, there's a volume
button on the side you can turn
all the way off.
Yeah, that was my computer.
Oh, we just paused because it's.
Because when we do the wing Ding
shirt.
People have asked for a .079
shirt. .06 Is that a bellicoso?
Yeah, that's how far that's the
the small amount we missed #1.
Oh, I still can't believe that
it was by that much.
I how?
How do they calculate?
That .079, yeah, that'd be cool.
That would be cool, because then
if you don't know, you don't
know.
Yeah, just wearing a shirt, says
.079. .079 That was the
difference.
That was the difference between
1:00 and 2:00.
Wow.
It's not even really 3/4 no of a
category that's a little more
than 3/4.
Yes.
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ask, I don't remember, so we'll
just keep moving on.
Now the news, the big story of
the day.
It's impossible to Google, but
Indiana completes the unluckiest
turn around in sports history
and the money makers choose
wrong again.
Yes, I was going to cut you off
before you got to this article.
Say, wait a second, we got to
talk about the money makers.
Oh though, so you guys talk
sports?
That was it.
I had a nice article, but
usually you cut those off
because you say they're too
long.
So I figured you guys would just
rather talk amongst yourselves.
So I have a snack over here that
I can eat while you guys talk
so.
Me and Leprechaun Phil over
here.
Leprechaun Phil go.
I'm going to eat my protein but.
It's feeding time.
So fortunately for us, you put
in this money maker's bet and
you said Miami outright money
line to win it all.
Yeah, and they lost.
They did lose.
They lost.
They should have won.
I'm you know what, you might be
right.
They should have won.
They should have won first of
all that if that defensive
player was in for the first
half.
Yeah, they would have had a way
better.
Like, Oh my goodness.
Yeah, 'cause he makes a
difference.
And then if number 87 would have
just blocked the guy running in
for the punt, it it felt to me
like 87, I don't know who he is.
He was on the take man.
Like there was a run play where
he was kind of right next to the
guy and kind of blocked him in
from escaping.
Yeah.
You know, I saw 87 make a lot of
mistakes.
He knew.
He knew the money makers had a
bet.
He knew the money makers were on
the line.
Yeah.
He got the call, yeah.
That's unfortunate.
There is a lot of extra money
right now because the basketball
thing got shut down.
Yeah, well, you know, they did
cover if he'd have just taken
the points 7 1/2.
They didn't cover that.
They didn't cover 7 1/2.
Yes they did.
They lost by 4.
Oh, they did, yeah.
No, they lost by 6/21/27.
It was 2127.
Yep.
So they covered, so they did.
Well, are you talking no, if you
would have took the plus 7 1/2,
yeah.
Yes.
That's the only thing that
covered the whole.
If you'd have taken Miami and
the points, yeah, you would have
won.
Yep.
But you took the money line.
Yeah, well, another fella took
-1 1/2 for the first half.
He got that and he took -6 1/2
for the second-half one.
Of the money makers.
Things a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh, he lost that one.
Yeah, by .5.
One of the money makers took
that bet, Yeah.
Yeah, Wabi.
Was it wabi?
No, no, it was Ginge.
Oh, why couldn't we say that?
Shouldn't they have code names?
I just.
I those are those are code
names.
Yeah, I guess it's kind of a.
Nicole name.
I just know who they are.
I guess you're right.
Right?
Yeah, Like I'm not a money
maker.
I've figured that out.
You're not going to him while
he's chewing like that, are you?
When he was talking, that was
the idea.
That was the idea you.
Cut to me every once a while.
I'm gender eating if.
You're having a sandwich or
something?
Yeah, it's a protein bar.
You know yesterday, too, if
Miami would have won.
Yeah, it was the single.
It would have been the single
most payout record or whatever
what however you want to say it
in Hard Rock history.
If they would have.
Won if they would have won.
So everybody was on money line
Miami?
Yep.
Makes sense.
Yeah, makes sense.
OK, so it's good to see you back
on the camera.
Phil.
We've missed you.
Oh, yeah.
After all this time, I can't
believe we just found this.
Can't believe we just found this
camera either.
Just sitting around upstairs so.
Wild it it wasn't sitting around
upstairs, it was in the storage
next door.
Oh.
It's not the best lens, not the
best camera, but you know what
you're on now.
Yeah, we had to get a couple of
cords, couple of cables.
Yeah, we figured it out.
Work in progress.
That's it.
We're moving.
Oh, OK.
Everything's fine.
Someone just stole Palmer's car.
That's all right.
It's still a loner.
All right, so congratulations to
the Hoosiers.
Congratulations, Miami.
That was a tough loss, man, but
they played great.
They really did.
Did you hear what the coach said
when they asked him What are you
doing now that you've won?
What are you doing next?
Going to Disney World.
No, that's not what he said.
Oh, they don't do that anymore.
He said I'm getting a beer.
Yeah, I'm going to have a beer.
Yeah.
Why is that a big?
Deal.
Yeah, he's not going anywhere.
He's an alcoholic.
Yeah, no, he's not.
I don't think he's out.
Allegedly.
Yeah, I don't know.
That was a close game, man.
It was a super close game.
It was a good game.
It was a good game.
Yeah, man, I was rooting for
Miami.
Boy, I think the majority of the
world is rooting for Miami.
Except the Hoosier.
People except for Corey Davis,
and anyway.
So a video of a guy on a plane,
a Hoosier fan, got everybody on
the plane to yell for the
Hoosiers.
Really.
Stood up, made a little speech,
got everybody to go Hoosier.
Really.
Yeah.
As an old man, it was funny.
That's cool, it would have been
a good video to share with us.
Yeah, you saw Mark Cuban was
there.
I did.
They had all the bulletproof
glass for Trump.
Is that what it was?
Bulletproof glass goes like he's
right up against the window.
Oh yeah, it's definitely bullet
if you think that wasn't
bulletproof.
Well, they didn't announce he
was going to be there, so it's
not like somebody was there
looking for him.
Well, from what I understand,
they shut down tailgating, which
is really bad, right, 'cause
they make you pay this $800.00
for parking.
They shut down tailgating for
the whole time that you're
there.
Really.
No tailgating allowed because
Mark Rubio and Trump were gone.
Wow, interesting. $800.
I'm always gonna say, do you
want to show what we're smoking
on the Patreon today, Michael?
Today I do.
Today we are doing the Espinoza
Redux Sumatra giving it another
run.
Thanks to Fran Soletto for these
lovely cigars.
He supplied them for his worth.
the Today smoke.
Thanks, Fran.
Francis.
Thanks, Francis.
OK, all right, moving on.
A Florida man was arrested this
week after he tried to stay at a
Walmart store overnight as part
of a TikTok challenge, according
to the Charlotte County
Sheriff's Office.
In a release, deputy said that
they responded on Tuesday just
after 11:00 PM to the store
along S McColl Rd. in Edgewood
after a report of a burglary
came in.
The caller advised that there
was a male in the store who was
actively live streaming to
TikTok after the business had
closed for the night, the
release reads.
Upon arrival, deputies found the
man, identified as 18 year old
Isaac Hurley, the Kid, in the
dog bed section, investigators
said.
According to CCSO, Hurley had
entered the store around 10:15
PM and was trying to stay inside
overnight.
Deputies learned that this plan
was to complete this TikTok
challenge, hoping to earn money
based on the number of views he
could get while doing so, the
release continues.
While inside, Hurley also
removed a phone charger from its
packaging.
As a result, Hurley was taken
into custody on charges of
burglary and petty theft.
What?
Did he steal?
Yeah.
Phone charger.
Well, technically he didn't pass
the right he.
Didn't leave.
He didn't leave with it, right.
But still he tore it open.
So they're probably, he could
probably get that part.
Dropped Oh my.
You have to actually leave with
it.
Right, this is wild.
He was taken to jail where he
bonded out on $1500 and his
statement.
Sheriff Bill Prummel said the
following.
I'm not sure what people buy
into these social media
challenges when they are clearly
encouraging you to violate the
law.
From kicking in the front door
challenge to the destruction of
public property thing couple
years ago to now something as
silly as this.
Young people especially are
putting themselves in bad
situations and paying the price
for it.
OK, lots unpack here.
What?
What is this guy?
What is?
First of all, he's not a guy.
He's a kid.
He's 18.
He's 18.
He's a kid.
He's 18.
He's not a man.
Yeah, I'm not.
I guess legally he could be
considered.
But he's still very young.
Stupid 18 year old.
Yeah, what was he thinking?
He's going.
To be TikTok famous.
He honestly thought that that
would work.
I see videos all the time of
these guys hiding in home
depots, hiding in Costcos.
Well, the the movie did just
come down.
Come down The Rundown.
Or not The Rundown, but whatever
it's called.
Which Annie Tatum?
Where he hides in a toy store,
Yeah, but he's the one in
criminal.
He's hiding from the law to
start with.
Right, but maybe they got the
idea of this TikTok thing from
that.
Oh, like I said, I've been
seeing it for months.
There's kids hiding, you know,
they're, they go like behind the
paper towels and build the thing
at the Home Depot or the Costco.
And they just wait.
And they just wait for the store
to close.
Really.
Yeah, and what they do, they
hang out there the whole night.
Yeah, I usually stop watching at
that point, but that's the idea.
I feel like somebody's in on it,
though.
Like they tell somebody like,
hey, you know, we want to do
this.
And they're like, OK, you know,
they figure.
There's a whole series of
stealth camping people that try
to camp in areas that they're
not supposed to camp in.
Really.
Like this one guy, it was one of
those roundabouts, but there was
plants in the middle of the
roundabout.
So he sneaks into the air, sets
up his little camp, stays there
all night, leaves the next
morning without getting caught.
That's what homeless people do.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The challenge is to be homeless
for 24 hours.
And he gets views.
And they get views, right?
All right, so now I want you to
try and.
I've been hiding cigar hustler.
Yeah, No, no, no.
You went first of all, there are
motion sensors.
You don't want to do that
because the alarm just instantly
goes off as soon as you as soon.
As you know the code.
But if you're in there, we arm
the code and you're hiding, and
then you go and.
Yeah, but when you set the
alarm, you run out.
You have 30 seconds.
The trick will be to get back
and turn it off before.
To disarm it, right?
Smart.
No, I want you to do it at
another store, like after an
event.
Like who's?
His office.
After goodnight, no like a like
you do an event somewhere.
Yeah, I think I'm too old for
that.
I'm not doing.
That and then I want you to
TikTok it.
Get Keano to do it.
No, you'll do it.
I'm not doing it.
No, not not going to do it.
By the way, did you see a?
Child, it's a felony for me.
Is it?
Who knows?
See.
Did I see what?
Did you see that Saka gave us?
Gave us.
Yes, I thanked him.
Gave us our flowers I.
Called him Mr. Saka, yes.
He said shout out to and Mike
and Mike and.
Greg doesn't even.
No, Greg, no, he didn't even say
brother.
Yeah, a lot of other people said
Mike and his brother and Palmer,
right?
Yeah.
Greg does not exist as far as
science.
And that's and, and that's
warranted.
Like, I get it.
Like I completely understand.
Like he has no idea what's
going.
On No he doesn't.
He does.
Yeah.
That was what?
That was awesome.
Yeah.
That was a we've.
Gotten a lot of nice compliments
from people yeah the day of my
phone kept going off Adrian's
like what is going on he go what
were the number 2 cigar we.
Are the number 2?
I don't.
Know what to tell you, honey,
I'm sorry.
You don't watch the show.
No, she does not watch the show.
You remember the other show?
I used to count on the fact that
she didn't watch the show.
Right.
Yeah.
I get in less trouble that way.
All right, next.
To right and a follow up story a
few weeks ago, a woman filed A
lawsuit says that she was hit by
a duck on one of Seaworld's
roller coasters.
The rider, identified as Hillary
Martin of Orange County while
was injured while a duck struck
her while riding Mako in March,
stating she suffered permanent
injuries and seeks more than
$50,000 in damages, according to
court documents filed on
Tuesday, SeaWorld Orlando's
SeaWorld Orlando Their motion to
dismiss was granted by Florida
court agreeing that SeaWorld did
not have control of the duck and
they are not liable for the
duck's activities.
Barton has 20 days to refile on
an amended complaint.
I guess she has to sue the duck
now. 50K, that's all she's going
for.
Yeah, you.
Don't remember this story?
I do remember it, but I didn't
realize that the amount was only
like.
Well, there was pain and
suffering, but 50,000 was the
main the main figure.
Yeah.
This is not like a million or
two or something like that.
Well, you probably hope pain and
suffering adds up to something
substantial.
Well, the the lawyer probably
knows what the number is.
Yeah, maybe.
Settlement 50,000 Let's get.
It well, it was an attempted, it
was dismissed and.
It wasn't even really a duck, it
was a Heron.
But you got, oh, that's big.
Not the Gray one, the the little
white 1 you see everywhere with
a little curved nose.
Yeah, that's a lot smaller,
probably easier to get, you
know, just Ding off of you,
right?
Yeah, there was another story
about an emu that the police had
to handcuff, but I didn't think
2 bird stories in the same day.
Emu.
Yeah, that was in Emu Running
wild, but there's a picture.
They put handcuffs on the EMU.
Yeah, it was.
Stop it from running.
Stop it from running.
Oh, they put it on his legs,
Yeah.
No, they put it on his neck.
Yeah, they put it on his arms.
When you said?
Hand doesn't have arms, the.
Word is in the name.
Yeah, but he does not have
hands.
Yeah, his hands are on his feet.
OK, Yeah, right.
Have you ever seen one of the
things?
One of those things run, man.
Yeah, they're fast.
No.
When I went to Kentucky, yeah,
my buddy has an emu farm, OK.
And he's like, come on in.
And I'm like, man, this thing's
got some big old talents like
I'm.
Not sure they're different
value.
Yeah, He's like, no, no, no,
they're good, man.
They're my pets.
I'm like, they're not my pets
though.
Like they're your pets, right?
Right, they don't know me.
Identify you as a predator.
Right.
So I, I don't know how he got me
in this pen, right?
Some way I stepped in.
As soon as I stepped in, these
things took off.
At you.
Oh no, not at me, just running
around.
Like he can eat us.
He's bigger than us.
Yeah, I'm, Oh, no, I don't think
that's what happened, but.
Have you ever had EMU?
It's not bad.
I think so at Disney, right?
Do they have emu at Disney?
I don't know.
They say it's Turkey legs, but
they say it's.
Turkey legs, but yeah, the
rumors emu there's a place in.
Ocala this.
Seems like a PITA thing.
Like, I don't think Disney would
do that.
All the videos I see those
things, they Peck at you with
their with their faces.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't look very friendly.
You know what biggest take away
from that story?
Don't go in the pimp.
No.
Is that you can be coaxed into
just about anything.
I yeah, I guess I don't know
that was.
I mean, look what he's wearing
after you said no for two days.
Yeah.
I'm not doing.
I would do it OK.
I'm not doing it OK.
Give me the hat.
Let me go get the hat.
I don't want to wear the hat.
Here's the hat.
Here's the hat.
OK, got the hat all right.
Florida man Hudson, FL man on
Florida's Gulf Coast has been
charged with animal cruelty
after authority said he killed
and cooked and ate two of his
pet Peacocks.
The Craig Voigt, 61, of Hudson,
FL, was arrested last week on a
third degree felony charge of
aggravated animal cruelty.
According to an affidavit from
the Pasco County Sheriff's
Office, Voigt told investigators
that he had killed the two
Peacocks because his neighbor
kept feeding them.
He had written the neighbor a
letter telling her that he would
that if they would continue to
kill his pet Peacocks if she
kept feeding them To prove a
point, according to the
affidavit, which he didn't say
how many Peacocks he kept, Voigt
admitted to killing the bird by
cutting the bird's neck out of
spite, then bleeding it out and
then later eating the bird after
cooking it in a frying pan, the
FSA had said.
Well, he was being taken to
jail.
Voigt told deputies that he
would kill all the pet Peacocks
upon release to prevent anyone
from taking them to the
Sheriff's Office.
The Pasco County Sheriff's
Office on Monday didn't
immediately respond to an
inquiry about the fate of the
remaining Peacocks.
Wow.
OK.
This is a slaughter of Peacocks.
Well.
I mean, if you have pet chickens
and you kill your chickens,
that's not animal cruelty,
right?
So why is it animal cruelty to
kill the Peacocks?
Yeah, why were you on the line
of Peacocks?
Did he say they were his pets?
Yeah.
That's why I had, I had pet
chickens.
I still you eat the you eat the
eggs, you're eating their
babies.
Did they have names?
They're not.
Yes.
Then those are pets.
So you can't kill them.
So you can't kill.
Them.
I guess not.
I mean, it's an animal that you
eat.
People eat Peacocks.
People eat Peacocks.
Yeah, no, they eat Peacocks.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, what culture eats Peacock?
Well, I definitely.
Some Spanish people, 'cause when
I had a farm, I had a Spanish
lady and she ate hers.
She ate her.
Peacock don't tell anybody now
she get arrested.
Well, she's not.
She's no longer with us.
Is this one of the big she dies?
This is like the Big Bat story.
Did she die from the Peacock?
No, you know I run, don't.
You choke on a Peacock.
I hear they're very, they get a
lot of bones.
Large.
Yeah, I don't know.
They're very big and they make a
terrible noise.
Listen, this lady, right?
Yeah.
She used to live over here in
DeBary.
I had my farm in Orange City.
She was known as the chicken
lady, right?
So everybody would go to her to
get chickens.
You know, she would she would
kill them and and defather them
and blah, blah, blah, Right.
So I I end up, you know, giving
up the farm.
I was like, man, I can't do this
no more.
It's just too difficult.
So the way that you kill a
chicken, Mikey, do you know how
to kill a chicken?
No.
OK, So you have to break its
neck first.
OK, Right.
And then or.
You can cut it off.
Yeah, but really you just want
to break it first.
That's you just want to kill
them first before you cut it
off.
I don't know.
I guess it's humane the other
way.
I'm I'm not sure I'm.
Pretty sure when they cut it off
it kills them.
Yeah.
So like it drags it out.
Then you cut the head off, you
let them bleed out, you put them
in the pot.
You boil them, you make the
feathers loose, and then you
boil the feathers off right.
Right.
So this lady, all right, she put
her, her oldest son in jail, in
prison for animal cruelty,
right?
To his dog.
He gets out of prison and my
camera's off.
And the camera.
'S off.
Yeah, it's probably the energy
saving thing.
And when he gets out, the first
thing he does, he goes and chops
his mom up.
Oh.
Not the chickens.
Yeah, he killed her.
Did he break her neck first?
You know what?
I think he did.
And I thought it was so crazy
that this story happened.
Was like, I used to watch her
every day, you know, kill these
chickens, right?
And ironically, she died just
like the chickens.
Oh, did he like the chickens or
something?
I don't know.
I have no.
Idea.
OK, but yeah.
But I still don't.
Understand why she didn't go to
jail.
But this Peacock guy?
Yeah, because they weren't her
pets.
Those were food.
They were money for her.
None.
None had names.
I don't know, I think.
That's really where the line
was.
Drawn knife cows I.
Feel like that was that was a.
Tough story.
You just kind of rambled on that
and I you really kind of lost
me.
All right, so some lady killed
somebody.
OK, got it.
No, no.
Her son killed her.
Killed her, right.
She had her son put in jail for
being cruel to the dog, and then
when he got out of jail, he
killed his mother like she was a
chicken.
Yeah, got it.
She could have.
Told it a lot faster.
Yeah, that was a great story.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wow.
So if somebody.
Knows why you can't kill
Peacocks, but you can kill
chickens.
Maybe Ben, they can let us know,
right?
And so.
So we give this guy, we give
Phil the camera, all of a sudden
he's going to just command this.
We just start taking over with
his random no my camera only.
Lost the light.
The news is his camera went
into.
Power safe mode and now it's
off.
So it's last 30 minutes it's in
20 minutes, right.
Well, it had a 29 number on the
screen, maybe it's 29 minutes
got to ran a little bit before
we started OK.
And while you talked, well of
course that ran, which is
probably why we got.
Away from that camera.
Could be.
Because in the beginning, we did
have to do things in 30 minute
jumps.
Yeah.
Then we'd have a commercial,
reset the camera and do it
again.
All right, now, to be fair and
equal, we have a Florida woman's
story.
Oh, fair.
And equal, fair and equal here.
Podcast A woman is facing
charges after Volusia County
deputy said she vandalized a car
she thought belonged to her
ex-boyfriend but it was the
wrong car.
OK, a Bell News 4 Jack sister
station WKMG reported.
According to the Volusia County
Sheriff's Office, deputies said
they responded to a vandalism
call overnight along Glamour
City Drive and Deltona about a
young woman spray painting a
vehicle.
When the deputies got there,
they found an 18 year old and a
16 year old girl.
Investigators said the younger
girl had yellow spray paint on
her sweatpants that matched the
spray paint on the car.
When questioned, the 18 year old
admitted she was upset with her
ex-boyfriend and decided to
spray paint and throw eggs at
what she thought with his
vehicle.
Unfortunately.
The vehicle in question belonged
to a neighbor, not her ex boy.
Very nice car too, was a nice.
Obviously the whole
relationship.
She wasn't paying attention.
Yeah, she never wrote.
He wouldn't let her.
Ride in his car.
According to the arrest
affidavit, the 18 year old told
deputies that her ex-boyfriend
owed her around $700.00, which
is what spurred the act of
vengeance.
However, it turned out that the
car's actual owner had just
parked across the street,
leading to the misunderstanding,
the affidavit reveals.
The damage to the car reportedly
tallied up to an estimated
Gentlemen want to pick.
Keep in mind, he owed.
Her $700.00 allegedly.
Yeah, I'm going to.
Say 65177. 105,000.
Dollars I win estimated 5000
that was for.
Report purposes deputies also.
Explained that they caught the
woman driving with two open
containers of Four Loko in
Plainview underage.
Drinking, driving, vandalizing.
As a result, the 18.
Year old was arrested and now
faces criminal charges of
criminal mischief, contributing
to the delinquency of a minor,
possession of alcohol under 21,
and she got a DUI.
She was released.
Wednesday afternoon on bond.
Meanwhile, the 16 year old faces
a charge of possession of
marijuana over 20 grams after
Debbie said they found the drugs
in her purse.
In addition, Debbie said they
recovered an empty Crown Royal
bottle, a scale and a can of
yellow spray paint.
Crown Royal.
Yes.
Empty bottle.
Let's go.
Well, if it's empty, they can't.
Say that you you there was they
can't charge you get with it.
You know what I love right now?
It's.
An empty bottle?
Yeah.
Really.
Yeah.
How can he charge?
There's a liquid in it, all that
stuff.
Was in her bag.
It's just a bottle.
You know what's amazing to me,
right?
Now, the fact that your camera's
dead and you're still rocking,
you're still rocking the the the
gear, you're still in full
leprechaun.
Oh yeah, you should.
Probably do the You should not
have said anything.
You would have had it on the
entire time.
It is a little aggravating.
We have a much.
Better match coming but but
still it's only going to be 29.
It's only.
Got 20 minutes.
I love that.
That's hilarious.
The 1st 20 minutes of every.
Show yeah every.
Every time I was smoking, I'm
getting this orange hair in my
mouth.
We'll slowly.
We'll slowly.
We'll slowly bring them back 20
minutes.
At a time. 20 minutes at a time
at.
Least you didn't catch on fire.
Yeah, that's I was a.
Little afraid when I was.
Lying the cigar that last time.
All right, Michael, you have a
video.
I do have a video.
Oh great.
Look at that I do.
Have a video?
I hate when he has a video I
actually.
Had two versions.
Of the video, I think you.
Sent it to us and.
This version I hate.
Videos.
Has no.
Background music.
It's an editing nightmare.
Oh, my cigarettes Harry.
I know what video he has.
Is this how it comes from?
Espinoza, Harry.
I hope that right, that's where
the hair comes.
From just sent it to you.
Guys, is that the one you sent
to Jerry?
No, I sent it to Eminem.
You got it?
Yes.
There's no.
Volume.
Oh my volume.
'S turned off.
I know what it says.
I have to listen.
To this with no volume, right?
You can.
Oh, because it's, it's not a
testing thing.
You can listen to it.
It's time for number 2.
And that comes from very high
praise.
Things to say about the number 2
cigar of the year #2 cigar of
2025.
And that is Postagna Pastagna
Alstani.
This is a lovely smoke.
The Pastagna Pastagna.
San Andreas.
But Shanya, which you would call
Palestani Pastagna, it's San.
Andreas Bellicoso, Connecticut
Justice.
Fantastic cigar.
Fantastic cigar.
Oh, I think I've seen this.
On Facebook is or maybe Tiktok.
You did OK.
I did.
I put it up.
I put it up earlier today.
OK, there had.
To be a lot of work.
Getting all those clips, it was
it, absolutely.
Was first of all what I do.
Like, and I think is funny about
this clip is how everybody
pretty much pronounces it.
Everybody.
Nobody.
Everybody.
Says nobody can say it right.
Bear got it right.
Bear did.
Bear got it.
Right and.
And Patrick got it right.
Yeah, well, half wheel.
Other professional, more
professional more.
I mean, you know I will, but
let.
The other one.
Darn, I think the Lee Mack guy.
I distinctly remember having a
conversation with him and I
explained it.
I said Postonia and he said
Poshanya.
I said Posthanya and then he
said Poshanya again.
And I think at that point I let
it go.
I was like, the spelling's on
the ban bro I.
Was like OK.
No, it's fuck, it's not here.
No, it's.
Not it's on the box so.
So yeah, man, I just.
Wanted to put together a little,
you know, a little collage of
all the guys that took the time
out to review it and, you know,
ranked it on their top 25.
And then the the end of it had
the photos for the guys who
don't do videos.
Oh, OK, I got you.
I want to just saw that.
Yeah, I want to incorporate all
the other guys as well.
So thanks again for everybody
for supporting and, and your
love and and showing the reviews
and we really appreciate that.
And it was all over the board,
man.
It was war Bear.
It was Corona of Connecticut.
It was.
All the different guys, Yeah, it
was the San Andreas.
It was the Connecticut, it was
the Warbearer, it was the SBCI
mean.
Like, hell yeah, man, that was
really, really, really awesome.
And yeah, don't, don't beat up
on my boy Lee Mack too much with
the Poshanya 'cause that that
was my guy.
That guy is hilarious.
Oh, that's the one.
It does in his.
Car.
That's how I was.
Like I was watching all of them
and I was like, oh dude, this
guy, he keeps it real.
That was.
The one you talked about
yesterday.
Yeah, the Ashcans.
Yeah.
Yeah, so, so there's your video.
That was a great video.
Thank you.
You said you had. 2.
Though he has two versions of
it. 02 versions.
Oh.
One with the music, one without
the music.
Yeah, that's on YouTube, so.
You can't put the one with the.
Got it.
Oh, so YouTube's where there's.
No music Correct on.
What YouTube page did you put?
It on ours, I didn't put it on
YouTube.
Oh.
Gotcha, so do I have the version
you just sent me?
Is that the one without the
music you use for the show?
Yeah, that's the one.
You.
Use for the show I well, I
didn't turn my.
Volume up.
So I didn't know if I had music
on it.
Yeah.
All right, now on to the cigar
news.
United Cigars has announced the
return of the limited edition
firecracker blend from selected
tobaccos that has not been seen
since 2023.
Do we talk about that?
No.
No, they have a new one coming
out.
For 2026, but they're bringing 1
back from 202300.
A remake.
A remake.
The Bandolero firecracker, not
the German one, this is this is
the Spanish one.
This is the Spanish 1.
The Bandolero 2020 firecracker
21 is a 3 1/2 by 50 short robuso
with a long pigtail that is
tucked inside the band made to
mimic the fuse on a firecracker.
Glenn Wise is cigar.
What I said really.
Blend wise, the.
Cigar is made with an Ecuadorian
Habano Maduro wrapper, the same
wrapper used for the selected
tobaccos Mandalero Adventurous
Line and Ecuadorian binder and
filler tobaccos grown in the
Dominican Republic, Nicaragua
and Peru.
According to the company, the
cigars were aged for two years.
Well, they made them at 23, now
it's 26, right?
And multiple rooms lined with
different types of cedar after
being rolled in the Tabaco de
Costa Rican factory.
Booch loves Costa Rican factory.
He's a big oh, look at these
cigars.
We found.
I'm sorry, how long have they
been in?
There.
Oh look, they've been in there
for.
Three years Oh, they're bringing
them back.
Eat cigars and MSRP of.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
Eat cigar.
Each 5.
Bucks $7.00. $9 same price as
the German.
Package in 20 count.
Till one just like the Germans
when asked about Just like the
Germans, huh?
Like the Germans when asked
about.
Production numbers, Oliver
Nevada, the director of
operations for United Cigars,
told Half Wheel that we don't
have set qualities.
Quantities, no qualities.
That was exactly what.
You said last this is this is
that.
Is the same quote, but it's a
different cigar.
There's been no mention of
German.
OK.
As they found them in the.
German corner of coaster The
coaster No the.
Spanish corner of the coaster.
Riggan Fellow.
These are bandoleros.
Bandoleros.
You know, little bullets on.
A thing?
Yeah, Yeah.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, interesting.
Like Chewbacca wears I thought
Bandoleros was.
Like yeah exactly 2 gangster
girls or something.
I don't know.
Bandoleros.
They should have shaved
Chewbacca.
He's given porn names out.
Yeah, no, that was.
Penélope Cruz, and it was a
movie.
Oh, Salma Hayek.
I did.
See that?
Yes, I want.
Oh, He talked.
A lot.
This podcast I've already kind
of like blocked him out.
He's talking a lot, didn't he?
He did that.
When he did.
That he got.
Some fast food before the show
he got a little down time before
the show when he did the whole
when he.
Started going about the whole
story.
He's all excited because he.
Saw you and Preston working
together there.
It is shot.
The bandolero what?
The Bandolero Firecracker
debuted in 2022, and it was
released in 2023.
This is the second firecracker
released to be announced by
United Cigars, recently joining
the Independence Firecracker
last week.
See the German when there's the
German.
By the way, Palmer tried to coax
Pressed into being on the
podcast.
When I'm out, yes, at the end of
the month.
Well, I was also thinking, are
you out because there's a sport
thing you have to do?
No.
Oh, I thought maybe it was.
A sports thing.
So I was thinking maybe he was
busy too and it would be in the
afternoon, so he probably
couldn't make it anyway.
Yeah.
Fridays.
Wow.
Fridays are crazy, all right,
McCallum.
'S cigar.
I'll get him, though.
He wasn't going to do it, no.
Don't do that to him.
Why you leave him alone?
Why don't get so?
Don't get so defensive.
I have to protect my friends
from my friends.
I'm not going.
To do anything to him, We're not
going to tie him up or
something.
No, he's not coming on the just.
I thought these.
People would like to see your
person.
No, but you're definitely going
to give.
Him some funny stuff to read.
Go to go.
To 4 downs with coach Preston
and they can see him not the
same.
On YouTube you're.
Not the same.
Hello I have.
Preston.
The beloved first love of Mikey
Stefan.
I guarantee there's going to be,
like, something in the reading.
Wow.
Yeah.
Mcallis Cigars was added a fifth
Softbox Press Toro in its color
series.
Like the previous four, it's a
smoking exclusive.
The McAuliffe Green Soft Box
Pressed Toro is a 6 1/2 by 54
box pressed vitola made with a
Brazilian Monofino wrapper
covering a Mexican San Andreas
Negro binder and Nicaraguan
filler tobaccos.
The cigars are made at the
McAuliffe factory in Nicaragua,
Michael's favorite factory.
Eat cigars in MSRP of pylon. $9
Yeah, yeah, the pylon room.
Then the pylon.
Room pylon. 6 1/2 by 54, I'm
going to say, what'd you say,
$9?
13 bucks 9.
Dollars.
Yes, baby, is it.
Really.
Barely.
Everything $9.
Right now any cigar coming out
$9 is the threshold 20. 26 is 9.
Dollars for that's the way it
works.
Wow.
Package in 10.
Count boxes?
How do you mean a soft box?
So like a soft pack?
Soft box press.
Oh, not a.
Soft box, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, a squishy.
No, I was thinking it was going.
To be like cigarettes, you know,
they come in a paper.
Yeah, yeah.
These are coming in.
Yeah, Oh my God, you just.
You just slam them down.
You got to slam them down.
This is the 5th.
Color series Softbox Press Toros
to be sold exclusively by the
Florida based retailer.
The black Softbox Press Toro was
a 2024 release, while the same
vitola is in the blue, purple
and red lines.
Reddit last year.
McAuliffe Green Softbox Press
Toro is already available
purchase at smoke in stores.
This is one of the least 2
exclusive vitolas.
This Week 2.
Guys Cigars retailer in New
Hampshire is said to begin
selling 6 by 60 Gordo versions
of the green color series.
An e-mail sent to Mccalla for
additional information was not
immediately returned.
So one got the six. 61 got the 6
by 54 correct and they're both
store exclusive.
Both store exclusive and
they're.
Both $9.
And they're both no.
They didn't say what's the 660
was.
They didn't talk about the yeah,
it was not price David
Garoppolo's cigars for you.
If I had to guess.
Though how today's going, it was
$9.
Everything's $9 in 2026.
Advent McKay Cigars, makers of
the Adventura line of cigars,
has announced that it has
entered into a distribution
agreement with the French
company Voltus and Vitolez.
That was but that Spanish accent
that will soon bring its cigars
to France.
France has a deep appreciation
of craftsmanship and culture
values of the heart of
Adventura, said Marcel Kobel.
Co founder.
That's not our friend adventure,
is it?
No Co founder of admin Mckay's
cigars company via press
release.
We're thrilled to partner with
Voltez and Vitolez, whose
passion and respect for the
cigar world aligned perfectly
with our own philosophy.
I would like one time one of
these things to read this is who
said they could move our cigars.
So that's why we're going with
them.
We believe that they can sell.
Well, right.
I mean, that's what.
I would say they're French.
Why did you pick this
distributor?
Because they're bad Mofos.
They sell.
They're bad Mofos.
They sell things well.
They gave us the best deal in
France, you know, the best deal
in.
France.
Though the partnership, the.
Adventure line top sellers begin
with Blue Eyed Jacks Revenge
will now be available across
select tobacconists in France,
while The Royal Return, Queen's
Pearls and King's Gold will come
in the second quarter of 2026.
Aventura and Voltez and Vitolis
share the same passion for
discovery, travel and meaningful
experiences, though the heart of
the cigar.
Said some guy whose name I'm not
even close.
Do it.
I hate you both.
Yes, the Batao de Les Quinta.
Oh yeah, that is.
Exactly wrong.
That's exactly.
Not even close.
Did you see the the Charlie?
Post and somebody said, But they
wanted us to really, you know,
they wanted us to announce the
person.
And then Charlie said, well,
they'll probably mispronounce
it.
Oh, probably.
Yeah, who do they want us to
announce?
Something about winner of the
consensus or something?
Oh.
Together, we invite French
aficionados to embark on a
journey where each vitola tells
a story, a moment of escape and
a genuine enjoyment that blue
eyed.
Jack has gone a lot of notoriety
the past couple years.
It has, and then you hear about
them.
A lot.
But you said it was about travel
stuff.
I would think it's more like
pirates.
Yeah.
You think so?
One.
Eyed Jack.
Blue eyed Jack.
I mean with.
The Queen's pearls and.
One eyed Jack, the Queens One
eyed Jack's a playing card isn't
it?
Sounds like Pirates blue.
Eyed Jack.
It's not a.
One eyed Jack.
Golly, well, maybe it's maybe
the one.
Eye is blue.
It's a one eyed blue.
Eyed, Yes.
It's a blue eyed one eyed yes.
OK.
People leader, Purple people
leader.
Purple people leader.
Yeah.
I couldn't think how the song
went.
The Purple People leader.
Yes, that's their new cigar.
Coming out in 2027?
Oh, that would not be a pirate.
$11.00 Who was?
Also a pirate.
He's also a pirate.
Purple people.
Eater was a pirate.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm.
Finding out a lot of these
pirates that we celebrate are
not real Captain Purple people.
Eater.
That's what they called.
There's another pirate in Texas.
That celebrated he's not real
either there are no pirates in
Texas Yeah I.
Mean there's.
There's the Gulf Coast, there's
the Gulf Coast there in the.
Texas there.
It's too far.
Inland it would probably be
like.
American.
Mexican or something?
American.
Mexican.
Yeah, the pirates are Spanish.
Mexican American.
Mexican American.
Yeah, Mexican.
American.
OK.
His name is 1.
Eye Willie.
That's completely.
Different pirate.
OK, he's real though.
All right, it's time for the.
Industry's favorite game?
Wait a second, I have.
A question I want to ask you
guys.
How are we moving on so.
Fast here, I know we're just
kind of flowing.
Today.
That's OK.
I have a question.
I have a question.
Sorry, you guys, you and
Preston.
Make a lovely couple.
No, no, no.
No, that's not the question.
I do think he noticed.
Your haircut.
You think so?
And.
We're not jealous I didn't trim
the top.
Not jealous I didn't trim the.
He didn't trim the top, he took
the fact that he is the.
Spork Very well.
Wait, wait, Tristan.
Preston.
Sorry, Tristan.
Tristan.
That's that's.
That's Brad Pitt.
That's Legend of the Fall,
That's totally different.
So I love that movie, Preston.
Cut your hair.
No.
Oh.
No, no, he went and got a
haircut before Preston showed up
today.
Yeah, but the way he said.
It he said like he didn't trim
enough off the top.
Well, he didn't.
No, no.
He didn't trim the top.
Oh, right, because it's getting
thin.
Oh, you needed the?
The comb, the old comb over I
was like.
No, it's because.
You're not using the right gel.
I'm not quite there yet.
I.
Don't think but the comb over I
just want to.
Know when it gets to a.
Point where it's too thin, it's
gone.
I'm just shaving it.
Oh, you're just going to.
Ball, I'm Jason Statham.
Yeah.
Oh, you should go, Yeah.
Little scruffy.
Yeah, you know.
I still I probably got a.
Couple of years here, we'll see.
So.
California UTL, yes, right.
OK, so.
I just want to.
Shift here to actually something
serious for one second.
For one second?
What the hell?
So.
It you can go on to the website
and you can see if a cigar found
was registered or not.
Wait, is this California?
'S website or in Yeah stores
California's website.
You can type in Estania.
Mexican San Andreas Bellicoso,
the number 2 cigar elected by
half wheel.
Yeah, I can type all that in,
right?
And then you.
Could see if we registered and
and are approved by the UTL, but
you have to type it.
In you can't just like click on.
There's not like a list.
I think there's a list as.
Well, oh, OK, but I like the
search engine, so let me ask you
a question.
Yes.
Deadwood.
Sweet Jane OK.
Do you think that it was on the
UTL?
Yes and OK or off the UTL
because it's flavor infused.
I bet it's OK I it.
Was on.
'Cause it seemed California
would probably like sweet cigars
like that.
But it's all about.
Flavor bands.
I understand what you're.
Saying well, Drew State paid
the.
Money.
Yeah, this is not how
California.
Works, yeah.
This is not how California.
Works.
Is it a proof cigar?
Yeah.
So you both think wait.
Wait, I just want to know if you
guys, I want to know, I think
it's on the approved.
List OK, Do you think it?
Should be on the approved list,
not by the Rosa, they said.
Because are they?
Outlawing flavored pipe tobacco
I.
Think they are?
Oh, 'cause is that?
Is that pipe tobacco?
Technically, it's pipe tobacco.
I don't know how that flavored
pipe.
Tobacco.
Is it a?
Is it a flavored?
Cigar or not, it is a flavored
cigar.
Yeah, it is a as far.
As cigar people go, yeah, it's a
flavored cigar.
OK, so.
So.
It should or should not be on
the UTF.
Should not be on the approved.
List.
You don't think it should be on
the UTL?
Not by the rules.
You don't think it should?
Be on the UTF.
Guess what's on the UTF?
The sweet Jane.
The.
Deadwoods on there.
All the deadwoods I, you know, I
didn't go, didn't go that deep.
I didn't.
Go down the rabbit.
Hole completely gotcha, but.
I did check that.
One for whatever reason, I'm
like, oh, let me just type this
in like like this is maybe this
is broken.
I don't know.
Let me just let me try something
else.
Maybe they spelled it wrong, you
know, interesting.
I think that's interesting.
I know you only require.
One boxer, but we will give you
2 of the dead ones.
Don't you think that's
interesting?
High like they did in Shawshank
Redemption with my cigars.
Like I.
Don't even, I don't understand,
like what's going under the
cigars in the box, wink wink.
Like why is an?
Acid on there then acid should
be on there.
Oh, is acid not on the?
List.
I don't think it is that What?
Punched it in.
I think that there's a lot that
you're like, maybe Drew.
State figured out figured out
the the real secret here that
the lawmakers over there don't
really know what cigars are
allegedly something.
Like that, allegedly.
Yeah, OK.
That the lawmakers.
Really don't know what cigars
are and they just pass it off as
regular cigars.
OK, could be.
I mean if they.
Paid the money to red shirt
they're not really testing yeah
yeah no, it's.
Traditional, traditional,
traditional, right, Yeah, yeah,
they.
Click the traditional box.
Let's see what happens.
Let them tell us now.
Right.
Exactly let.
Them make the decision.
OK, one more.
Question, how many skews do you
think STG has registered?
We said on the show.
I forget, but it was like 1000
or something.
We did.
Yeah.
They how?
Many skews do they have, I don't
think.
It's quite that.
Number, but it's close.
Well, definitely.
Room 101's over there I think.
It's all of them, I think.
I think it's or it's it's a lot.
Yeah, it's just under 800 I
believe that are currently
registered and maybe there are
others that are still being
still registered system.
Yeah, they're registered late.
Do you know how?
Much money, that is.
It's like $300.
A cigar, right?
Yeah, 20. 1000 right 2321. 800 *
3 we said.
Under 8 so I was just.
Figuring 7 800 * 3. 100 is 21
thousand.
Well, he did.
He did 700 exactly times, 307 *
3 is 21 seven times. 3. 800 * 3.
100 No, no, that's not, that's
28. 100 * 3. 100, yeah, it's 20.
It's 30. 32.
It's 32,000.
No, it's 24.
Don't.
Go in, don't.
Suck into this 24.
Yeah, 8 * 3 is 24.
OK, So 800 * 300 is 24,024
thousand.
OK, Don't ever handle the books.
It's 240.
Yeah, it's 2. 100 and. $40,000
Wow.
To register all those.
SKU's, yeah, but for STG?
How much are they worth?
It's a quarter of a million.
Dollars.
I don't care how much you're
worth.
Yeah, well.
And then annually it's.
Probably another 100 KA year.
Yeah, but what's going to be?
Their ROI, they those guys have
somebody that figures out an ROI
for right, we're going to.
Table.
We're going to table this for
right now.
We spend this, we make this.
Oh, we're going to call Justin
Andrews.
No, we're going to table this.
And he's not at STG.
Let me.
Know when I can talk.
You're allowed.
Are you done, Boots?
Yeah, I'm done.
All right.
We're.
Done.
Go ahead.
OK.
Thank you.
We're going to.
Table this I do have some other
questions that we're going to
kind of give in throughout the
week.
I think we'll see how how this
kind of goes, but I do want to
start to cover some of this
topic a little bit more on the
Patreon, yes.
Whether it's this?
Week or next week 'cause I know
we you had something else you
want to talk about on the
Patreon.
A couple of things for the
Patreon.
Yeah, but I mean, they might not
be as exciting as you were the
minute I thought about it on
Saturday, OK.
OK.
And we have to talk about the.
Cigar.
Yeah.
All right, Now we're.
Ready for What's the score
Without boots, Without boots,
without Phil saying anything.
Oh does boots do that?
Phil does.
Yeah, Well, you.
Said I was talking too.
Much so I, you know, I kind of.
You talk, I heard him whittle.
Feelings.
You talk all you want.
All right, the cigar is from.
July 8th, 2016 Reviewed by Mr.
Brooks Whittington Limited
edition reviews Because we
talked about this the other day,
the Viaje Zombie Biohazard
Green.
Part of the SHOT series.
So that I you want me to go
first or you want?
Yeah.
You go first.
Brooks, Viaje 2018.
Zombie Biohazard.
Green 89.
He's a tat guy, right?
And this is Viaje.
It's kind of close, is it?
Maybe.
I don't think so.
What I'd have to?
Go with 80.
Let's go 86.
That's a good.
Brooks number 86.
That's a good.
Brooks number OK, All right, so
go reviews via.
Hey zombie biohazard green
country of origin.
No not saying factory in there,
not saying rapper Nicaraguan
credolo binder, not saying
filler, not saying length 5 by
52 It's a perfecto sells for
$11.50.
It was released in March of
201602016.
Yes, that's when the cigar.
Was released, not when it was
reviewed.
Two different gotcha.
They smoked. 3 cigars.
My feet are cold in here.
I think 89. 86 All right, first.
Clue.
Are you looking it up?
No.
I have it right.
Here, I'm going to read it.
No, it's Phil looking it up.
Oh, I don't know.
He can't.
Spell VI.
Hey you.
Guys forget I do the cameras.
For a living here.
Yeah.
All right.
This is first of all, that's
what you do for a living.
We're.
All in trouble against, I said
here let's be.
Let's let's be perfectly clear,
everything we do here is not for
a living because, well, yeah.
It's for the love of the game.
For God's sake, it's just for
sport.
Unless somebody you.
Know takes up that $500 VIP
first VIP experience.
OK, I can't wait till we get.
Our first one too.
The VI hey.
Zombie Biohazard Green delivers
an impressively layered profile
from start to finish, showcasing
sweet cedar, earth leather,
green pepper, Maple sweetness,
and evolving nutty and chocolate
tons.
The progression from spicy and
bold to creamy and refined keeps
the smoking experience engaged
and well balanced. 89. 86.
Construction is a strong.
Point with an excellent draw
once the covered foot opens and
consistently solid burn through
most of the cigar smoke
production stays steady and the
strength builds smoothly into a
comfortable medium range without
overpowering the pallet. 90, 87.
Just following me.
You both said 87.
No, I said 90 and.
He I moved up a point, so he
moved up a point while.
The flavor remains in the third
clue, while the flavor remains
enjoyable in the final third.
The burn becomes slightly
inconsistent and requires
multiple touch ups, and the
profile loses some of the spice
and vibrancy that made the
earlier portion more dynamic.
Oh.
Third clue not final thought
Yes.
Third clue, not final.
Thought I don't know why you
guys can't carry every time you
ask these questions.
Follow along 3.
Clues.
It's just I just want to make.
Sure buddy.
Can't I just trust but verify?
No.
Is that so wrong?
88 So this is the final.
Thought no, it's the third.
Next is the final thought that
was.
The third clue?
You know what's even better is
the fact?
That I asked and then he said
that he had to follow up with
well, I just.
You did it on purpose.
Yeah, I did.
I got you.
Yeah. 87 final.
Thought, oh hello, alright.
This is the last.
One guys, got it.
I've made no secret of the fact
that I found the vast majority
of the Zombie cigars to be
either overly strong, fairly
linear, or a combination of
both.
However, the Zombie.
Biohazard.
Green is not.
While still featuring some
obvious strengths, the profile
is indefinitely more balanced
and features a wonderful Maple
sweetness on the retro hail that
is present in various amounts
from the first puff to the last.
In addition, the overall
excellent construction made it a
joy to smoke in that regard.
Yes, they are difficult to get a
hold of, especially now that
they are sold out, but they are
well worth the effort to track
down if you can find them.
That's it, It's all done.
This is your last score, Boots.
Did you hear that last score?
Was that your final thought?
So that was the.
Final thought that.
Was the final thought.
This is the final score that
goes after the final thought.
I'm going to stay 88 and that
was the number.
I like too.
Yeah, not anymore.
It's fine.
Well, you're supposed to say the
same.
Number, can't you?
No, that's not fun.
You.
Did yesterday with the 90.
One on the well, 'cause we knew
what that.
Cigar.
No, you did not.
Nobody knew.
No.
Because I knew.
What the rating was.
The only reason why you stuck
with 91 was 'cause I knew what
it was.
Yeah, it's not fair you can't
pick your.
Cigar.
Yeah, OK.
I never said what it.
Was.
It was very topical that Cigar
was.
Very topical for the day.
Yeah, it was very topical for
the.
Day, right?
We just know how to read.
You.
Palmer wasn't like it was that
far off.
You said 88, huh?
I I didn't.
Say, I mean I almost didn't even
say it had tobacco in it.
So I mean I I got as vague as I
could 89. 88 Boom.
Baby, let's.
Go can't win if he hits it on
the.
Head, same thing, he yelled when
they made.
It his cigar, the number 2 cigar
for 2025, Was that something
like that?
Pretty close.
Pretty close.
It was a.
Loud scream.
I thought you hurt yourself.
Exciting moment.
All right.
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