ACHP Episode 466 Cigars, Baad Bunny Wedding & Penis Injections
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They want him to sing Coldplay.
Yes, in the comment sections
they want him to sing Coldplay.
Who in the comment section?
I didn't see that.
Maybe you missed one.
Which Coldplay?
Like the famous one.
I don't know, whatever, he said
the other day.
He had to do something with
Coldplay to calm himself down
to.
Not kill anybody.
So that would be to calm
yourself down.
Potato.
Potato, Michael.
This magic, Yeah, this is
perfect.
Bloopers are perfect.
He's love.
He's in love with the bloopers
that we don't do.
We need to do a blooper reel.
I don't know why we don't.
Do that bloopers every week.
At OK do I sound OK?
You sound great, are.
You sure?
We don't touch it.
Go again.
Hello.
Yep, you're both the same.
OK, we should do a blooper reel
and you have to pay to see it.
Tell you what, you take the
bloopers off the front and back
end of it every day and then you
can keep them.
Everything for you is pay.
Yeah, they should pay us.
Everything you guys want to do
is extra work for me.
A blooper.
Row.
I didn't.
I didn't ask for extra work for
you.
Well, I have to memorize the
stories, I can't have notes, so
now I have to pre read the
entire story instead of just
pulling out talking points.
We're talking about it.
We're.
Too far angled out here, I.
Can't.
I made it so you didn't get the
red flashing lights and I'm
gradually getting ready for the
next camera.
Got it.
OK, cool.
Oh my God, a what?
Yeah, he wants another camera
for A2 shot.
Yeah.
So the only way to get a two
shot is we have to get closer
together.
Oh man, not.
Necessarily.
I want you going to do it.
Put it back behind all the zinc
and look.
I even use some.
I saw that.
Wire ties to clean up the wires
for you.
That's nice.
I mean, I'm the one that touches
them, but, you know, I'm.
Just you know what, you can buy
it.
More work.
You know what you can buy?
Tie.
That's about efficiency.
Come on.
No, it's work, Palmer, right?
Right.
You can buy it.
They have like those little
slinky things you can put the
wire in.
So that way like you can't even
see all the wires.
It just looks like one big wire.
I unplug all the wires from the
cameras now because we bent the
ends before so now we don't have
that issue again.
Good job, I hope you've been
switching this whole time.
Yeah.
No, I have because I wanted to
be a blooper rail.
Blooper rails not.
Going to be a blooper reel, but
it'll probably be part of the
show.
Oh.
Yeah, sometimes I do leave the
beginning stuff on.
Yeah, yesterday it was a big
black space.
I thought it was messed up.
It was like 15 minutes of black.
I don't know when he started the
audio and didn't start the
video, but when I said Cigar
House or podcasts or whatever,
then the.
Video is good to go.
But I almost gave up but like oh
shit.
I always pressed these at the
same time it was it blacked out.
Yeah, the beginning of it was
all black then until you said
hold on a second.
So I figured you knew.
All right.
Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast episode 466.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
with me today, as always, is
Phil.
I'm an astrophysicist, Mcguffey
in engineering and my Co host
Mikey Preston is sick today.
Don't pay attention to my cough,
it's just a coincidence.
Step on Kevitch.
Wow, is it like a kissing cough?
It could be, I don't know.
And for those of you playing
along at home, we're only doing
Preston jokes on the day of
Preston.
Oh, oh, are you?
Yeah, I just started it today.
OK, I bet you're going to make a
pressing joke at some other
time.
Not today.
Oh yeah.
Today.
Well, technically you could do
today or tomorrow.
Because he's here again.
Because you're here tomorrow.
You won't be here tomorrow.
I know I won't.
Doesn't mean the joke can't be.
Yeah, because again, I have to
do all the work.
So you guys could do a joke,
which means you have to pre read
the stories tonight.
I'll send you links.
I have to pre read the.
Stories Who's going to be the
host?
Yeah, I I pre, I pre read the
last time I was on there.
I did it.
No, no, no, you didn't read the
whole story.
You just read the stuff I had on
the screen.
Yeah.
Well, now you have to read the
whole story 'cause there's less
stuff on the screen.
OK.
All right.
Thank you, Daddy.
Whatever.
Listen, I would never ask you to
do something that I wouldn't do
myself.
I.
Understand.
I'm just letting you know what's
involved.
I'm.
Aware of what's involved, I told
you to what to do.
But I will be able to pick up
the hard drives tomorrow
afternoon when I get back into
town.
Well, you're going to have to.
It's not a will be able to, it's
you're going to have to.
All right, McDonald's caviar
went Live Today that we
mentioned last week.
Yeah, the the McDonald's.
What is the?
Wait, wait, are we just going
into this?
Mcnagy's.
Well, this is an update to a
story we did last week.
Oh I thought we had to do the
chapter pod then.
We we'll get to that.
Just relax over there.
He's.
In charge.
Oh, you guys are confusing me.
Now you know it's the floozy.
You guys have changed you.
Can relax over there, blooper
boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, listen, he's, you know,
you ever see you ever see Half
Baked?
You.
Know like Palmer just kind of
beefed up on you and said, yeah,
I'm somebody's bitch.
Like back up.
That's that's hands off my
Kool-aid.
Hands off my Kool-aid.
No, no, you're my Kool-aid.
Oh, whatever.
So anyway, they did a countdown
on the website.
I started watching it 4 hours.
I I logged in to to watch it
countdown, come back and check,
come back and check.
Paul was sending me
notifications.
Ben Rowland was sending me
notifications so when I got down
to one second it crashed.
Yeah, locked.
Up went white screens.
Nothing boop boop nothing.
Bing bong.
No, no caviar for you.
Bing bong no caviar. 10 minutes
later it came back on and said
sold out, sorry.
Do they actually sold any of it
to anybody?
Because, well, it was free.
They were giveaways.
But yeah, I don't know what Ben
said.
Maybe they gave away 20.
I think they maybe won or maybe
it was a whole scam just to get
you at the website.
And then they crashed it right
at 1:00.
Well, I mean, evidently there
was billions of people watching
the countdown.
They're very excited about the
caviar.
Well.
It was free caviar and free
Mcnuggets.
I don't know how that works.
If the site crashes, it's
crashes for everybody.
Doesn't.
Know you would think yeah, but
well maybe it you know, you
refresh, refresh, refresh,
refresh maybe somebody else
refresh faster.
Right.
Maybe Justin Andrews just bought
it all.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
No, That's not a good joke.
You don't think he hates caviar
on chicken Nuggets?
No, I don't think, well, you
know what he probably is a
McDonald's chicken dug and
caviar kind.
Of Guy you think he is.
I think he Yeah, I.
Think so.
OK.
I think he's like halfway fancy.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what that means.
To be fancy, but not really the
know how to be fancy.
But he's still kind of like
right North Carolina.
Right, exactly.
Is it North Carolina?
He.
Doesn't.
Wear Tennessee or North
Carolina.
He wears.
One shoe he no, he wears like
boots.
He's like a boots guy.
No socks with no socks.
No socks.
No, he wears like the boots
from, like, JC Penney, not like
real boots.
They're like fake boots.
Yeah, you know, they like like
poser boots.
But like the.
Well I think he buys overly
expensive boots.
Where if you lift up the jeans
you can see the ankles.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like oh, gotcha.
The boots, Shoes.
Yeah.
Nice.
So anyway, if you've gotten some
of the McDonald's caviar and
you'd like to share, send some
to the show.
I was trying to get some and
then I sent my wife a nice
message and go, I'm sorry honey,
I tried to get you a McDonald's
caviar, but I didn't make it.
She said oh, it's OK.
I wanted you to have this
present for Valentine's Day.
I wanted you to have Mcnuggets
and caviar for Valentine's Day.
Unfortunately, it.
Didn't work out.
It didn't work out.
What I think is crazy is how
many people were watching this
site and I've never heard of
this whole situation until it
was on her show.
Right.
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe that was like, you
know, it was just all podcast
viewers.
Right.
Well, we got to get some of that
Palmer's caviar stuff.
Right.
All right, anyway, on today's
show we have a Bad Bunny Super
Bowl news.
Just a little piece, something
that that has come out.
The Winter Olympics is getting
harder.
Be careful at Olive Garden with
the fried food.
Uh oh.
And in cigars, we have a couple
of new cigars and an update on
information on a very popular
story.
Then we end with a what's the
score?
But before we get started,
Mikey, how do we get some of
that chapter pod swag and the
new Preston I Love Mikey
T-shirt?
Oh, the Preston I love Mikey
T-shirt.
Is that a real?
Yeah, yeah, because you want
him.
You want to sell the shirt that
says he loves you?
Makes you feel better, right,
Preston?
Yeah.
I love Mikey.
And I'm all about my feelings.
Yeah, how about your feelings?
You can make it like AI love New
York shirt.
Yeah, but I love and then
Preston's initials.
If we did a Preston, if we did a
shirt with Preston on it, it
would sell out.
So fat.
I think so.
Yeah.
So like he's had a heart with
Preston's face in it.
It would sell so bad.
So here's what.
We did, we did.
Preston, thank you very much.
Please sign this piece of paper.
No, you just have to go through
AI and make it a likeness.
Make it make it look like.
We do a lot of that on our
thumbnails.
So first of all this is I'm.
Sorry, Spider Man, Trump was
quite the problem the other day
because it wouldn't do Trump or
Spider Man right?
Had to do similar to both.
OK, sorry.
Go ahead.
First of all, the hats aren't
done yet, but the hats portion
of our .079 have come in.
The acquiring of the hats.
They look like this.
Can you turn around so you can
see the black?
Everybody open it up, maybe, You
know, put it on your head when
you get it home stuff don't fall
out.
Yeah.
You don't need that.
The stuff will fall out when
you.
Get OK, the stuff will fall out.
That's not part of the hat.
It's not like the liner.
I like that it's.
A little snug.
I tried it on a.
Little snug.
You got a big Dome.
I do have a big Dome.
But this is your Richardson hat,
so.
It's a nice quality hat it it
doesn't seem to be going to fall
apart.
It's a great quality.
Hat and the brims.
Nice.
It's not flat.
Yes, this is what a lot of
people in industry will use.
Yes, right.
This is kind of your.
So the, the good news is there's
going to be extreme value in
this one.
It won't be as expensive as our
black on Black Hat.
We purposely did this one.
So that is a little more
affordable and we're going to
just kind of test and see how
this all goes.
But we're there's only going to
be 30 of them.
That's it.
They're. 29. 29 because of you,
me, I.
Don't know it, I'll have to wait
to see how it looks when it has
the thing on it and how it fits
because it is the very last
hole.
I like it it.
Fit me.
I'd wear a DJ.
Well, you got, you already got
the black on Black Hat.
I like that you got the, you got
you got one of three beanies
that are out in the world.
The beanie is great.
You know, so I don't.
Know Did Ben get a beanie?
No, Ben hasn't gotten the Ben
Ben will on me.
Yeah, yeah.
You got his beanie.
Yeah, got it.
Well, he used to ship to him
all.
Right.
So there's only 28 available
people.
Of these hats, no, there's 29
available.
Palmer's getting one I.
Didn't get a beanie.
He didn't get a beanie.
I got to even it.
Up.
We can't.
We can't be taking everything
every time we make something.
I got to even even it up for my
kids.
No, if you really want one,
we'll get you 1.
Thank you.
I, you know, I appreciate that.
So there's 28 available.
Perfect.
What you want to do, though, is
like and subscribe wherever
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I have some comments.
Oh.
You want any?
Comments now from our from our
recent shows.
There was like 10 on the last
show.
Yeah, it, it continues to grow.
Is it?
You think it's because we're
reading it or because they like
making fun of me?
Both.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, yeah.
Either way, I'm fine almost our
our algorithm or whatever.
On the most recent podcast, Real
Smoke Pod said Mom and dad, stop
fighting.
You're scaring all of us.
I like you know, I like a little
sometimes it happens, right?
I my response was hey mom and
dad fight sometimes doesn't mean
we don't love each other, right?
Right, it's trying to get you.
Doesn't mean we don't love you.
Right, trying to get Oh yeah,
that too.
Trying to get a better show for
you.
You know, sometimes you got to
push the limit, T Money says.
I speak Spanish and still did
not understand what bad money
was saying.
I saw a video where they dubbed
in a country western song the
bed bunnies thing.
Oh wow.
It is not what he was saying at
all.
There's no way, but it was
funny.
I got a Sam Hopkins says hell
yeah, pizza rolls on the
previous episode.
Yes, I did have those pizza
rolls, by the way.
See.
David Morris said I'm mentally
unstable right now.
I had to listen to Coldplay on
loop so I didn't kill anyone in
quotations.
This needs to be on the wall
somewhere in the lounge.
It's.
Kind of long be a big sign,
yeah, Maybe not, David.
And to kind of clarify, shed a
little more light on the
Maryland legislation he goes
introduced is a good and bad.
The bad part is a licensure
allowance of one lounge per
150,000 people.
Most counties just kind of
surmise.
He's saying that if you have two
in that county and there's
150,000 people, one of them has
to go away.
Right.
And the county he lives in has
to then one of them is going to
have to go away.
Which is weird.
I'd like.
I don't understand that doesn't
make sense.
Yeah, I don't understand the
works either.
I this seems like it's a random
number.
Just let the license happen,
right, you know, and then if,
if, if a county can only sustain
one or the other, then it would
through natural selection.
It'll.
What?
I don't want to interrupt, but I
want to remember I have
something to say.
So you have to put.
Your I'm putting my hand up.
OK, OK, it's.
Like in Volusia County they're
only allowed so many liquor
license, is that any different?
Well, they didn't say, all
right, liquor licenses.
And if you don't have one, you
have to close.
Oh.
OK, right, I see the difference.
There's no like grand.
This is coming.
Yeah, This is coming in after
the fact.
They've already been
established.
Gotcha.
Well, maybe at one time though
could have been the.
Same.
Maybe a one time back in 17.
In the day right after
probation.
And people are still giving me a
hard time about my New England
Patriot.
Yes, yes, choosing the losing
team.
Oh yeah, that was one I didn't
see too.
I saw that earlier.
About you choosing the losing
team, Yeah, I saw something
about that too.
'Cause that was a few episodes
ago.
Love the pre Ben Rowland, love
this pre Super Bowl predictions
opposite bets on the money
makers for the win.
Yeah, so now he's doing
everything he says the opposite,
right?
Right.
Perfect.
That's how you win.
And yeah, that's it.
That's all I got for some
comments.
So hey, you know, make some
comments on our show.
It may get read out on our
podcast.
Only got to read it on the air.
Sometimes.
Sometimes you didn't start the
timer.
Yes, I did.
Oh I didn't see the last number,
I just saw the first two.
I can only see the 1st 2 numbers
like 1239.
It's not moving all right now
under the things everybody's
talking about.
Let's go.
All right, the couple that got
married during the Bad Bunny
thing, Yeah, they really got
married.
That was authentic.
They invited him to their
wedding and he goes, hey, why
don't you guys come to Super
Bowl and get married there?
Wow, that was kind of cool.
And then?
Yeah.
He signed their marriage
certificate as the witness.
No way.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
It was pretty cool.
I could see why he becomes.
He's one of the very popular top
artists in the world.
Yes.
Is he one of or is he the?
I think he's.
The I think he is the yes.
Yeah, OK.
All right, now, the Winter
Olympics.
What's going on with Samantha
Guthrie and Nancy and his?
And I don't know, it's hard to
tell every day there's there's
fake stories that come out all
the time.
So now if you look at one place,
they've arrested somebody and
then they explain how they
figured out it was him.
You go to another place and
she's still making videos and
nobody knows where they're at.
I saw one video where they were
bringing a body out of a house
but it wasn't her because they
haven't found her yet.
What a sick joke.
I mean, well, everybody's trying
to get the clicks, so all these
half baked news stories are
doing fake stories or stories
that may be half true to get
people to click and open it up
and then you get the nail fungus
head.
Well, it's still, I mean,
updated news from CNN says that
she's still missing.
Yeah, see, I mean, now, was that
true or do they have her?
Who knows?
I saw three that said they found
the body.
No.
From the the pacemaker tracker
or something.
Unless it says TMZ.
Oh, I mean, is, you know, Saint
Louis News, Alpaca, you know,
Gazette.
Yeah, that's that's not
accurate.
Alpaca Gazette.
I just picked up Alpaca Gazette
and by Alpacas.
Yeah, he's definitely not a real
news.
It's ran by the alpacas, yes.
So they.
Get they get to have newsletters
too.
There's a lot of going on in the
alpaca.
World so it's a bunch of 1413
year old kids with that hair
that they have.
Could be, yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
The Alpaca News.
Spitters.
Spitters.
No, that's the llamas.
Oh.
Llamas.
Spitters.
Mcnugget Drama What?
Moving on?
Winter Olympics.
Winter Olympics.
Winter Olympics.
Gotcha.
Ski jumpers, they're having a
problem.
OK, that's the latest
controversy in Winter Olympics.
They're injecting.
What is it?
They're injecting in an acid
serum into their genitalia to
artificially increase the size.
Of for jumping.
OK, now wait.
Now think about it.
Wait a second.
I know it doesn't make sense
until you until you read the
story.
What's going on here?
Ballmer, where are you getting
stories from?
This is the back of Times
Magazine error.
What was that?
This is from CNN.
This is a legit thing.
This is from Alpaca News.
This.
Is from Alpaca News, my favorite
news source.
What it does is it increases the
biggest part where the fabric
is.
So it's not your arms, it's your
trunk.
So by making your penis thicker,
it stretches out the material
and gives you more lift.
Who?
Figured this out.
Because.
Who figured this out?
The claims were put to the World
Anti Doping Agency.
That is being done to enlarge
the skin suit surface area
around the crotch to give ski
jumpers greater lift to glide
further in pursuit of gold.
Now they have changed the rules.
When?
How long ago?
You're only allowed to have a
six.
Last year because the Norwegians
were adding extra material to
the crotch area of their suits
to make it bigger.
So they change the.
Rules that you can't do that.
So now these guys found a way to
swell up their wieners to, you
know, make the skip, make the
fabric stretch.
If only Barry was still alive.
You know who Barry is.
You know what I'm talking about.
Barry.
Do you remember a few years ago
the the the big black guy with
the huge Dong that was going?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, look, you shook your head
no, as when I saw the black guy,
I said huge Dong.
He's like, Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause then she'd
give something to Palmer.
Wasn't there like a like
something happened this?
This image was in rotation I
mean oh it.
Was coming to it was all the
time hidden under several
different things, yeah.
Right.
Right.
Like that guy would be the ski
jumping champion.
Yeah, on he.
He might be on just based on
that one.
Yeah, on squirrel glider alone.
I mean, he should be able to.
He should stretch that fabric.
So Asia, anything from Asia,
they're going to be in last
place and anything from Wow.
Look at you my.
Goodness, how would you know
that?
Come on bro.
He's the racism.
That's racist.
That's racist.
It wasn't racist.
That's that's racist.
Yeah, it's factual, really.
Maybe from my friend, maybe some
from my some my the friend, the
girlfriends that hang out.
Maybe, maybe maybe maybe the
girl without the.
Well, I like him.
Did he just admit to having a?
Girlfriend.
No, not like the girl.
I mean like the girls that are
friends.
Like the girlfriends?
Oh, like she's not my
girlfriend, she's a girl.
That's my friend I like.
That he's nervous in this kind
of.
No, it's not a nervous thing.
It's I don't know.
About, about, about, about,
about, about Big bong, Big bong,
big bong.
And.
His wife was just on the phones.
Was that his wife?
No.
Oh.
I don't know.
That was one of his girlfriends,
one of his.
Girlfriends.
Yeah, that.
Makes sense.
That makes.
Sense she dates Asians,
apparently.
Right, she likes just the
Asians.
Wow.
So anyway, that's the latest
problem with the with the
winter.
Olympics.
So it's OK to do this or not?
No, No.
No, no, it's bad.
You can't do.
It you can't expand your penis,
it's considered doping.
Yes.
How are you going to check for
that?
Come here, Hunker.
Hunker.
I don't maybe shows up on the
blood test, I don't know.
Wow, you guys are all on me
about the Asian Jones hunka.
Hunka, hunka.
Hunka tweeze a little pig.
Well they would have to do it
before and after just if they
dope.
You got a few centimeters in
girth here, right?
This feels really big.
There's a helmet problem too,
but not nearly as interesting as
this.
Yeah, the helmet.
Yeah, there's a special helmet
design that's illegal because it
gives you better better
aerodynamics for bobsledding and
the skeleton.
And people are working this
stuff in.
Yes.
Not us Americans, though.
No, no.
We're very, very honorable.
People.
Yeah, yeah, we're very
honorable.
We just, you know, snap our
legs.
Wow.
That was an accident.
Yes, her father's, her father
says she's retired, but she has
not made that decision or so if
it's up to me, she's retired.
Of course, she's retired.
I don't know.
She didn't retire after the knee
surgery.
She could go one more time.
Well, she no, she's probably
going to retire.
At least she's 41.
She's.
Going to come back at 45 and do
it again.
Who knows?
She better have a.
Maybe they give her a titanium
bone.
She better have a new leg.
Yeah, like a swelled up 1.
Oh could they give her like a
fake leg?
Like just slap it off at the.
Knee, $1,000,000 man style.
We have the technology, right?
Yeah.
That'd be dope.
You know, I saw anarkally they
now he would be the $6 billion
man in with the.
Due to inflation.
Yes, that's based on a true
story, by the way, as far as the
pilot in the accident and losing
an eye, not the, not the, you
know, the robotics part.
That part was fake, but the
other part was true.
The whole eye thing.
The test pilot that had the
crash and he lost an eye.
But he lived.
Yes.
Yeah.
I saw a picture of him in an
airplane with a big white eye
patch on.
Did not get the bionics.
Wow.
All right.
Do you like going to Olive
Garden, Michael?
Not really.
Yes I do boots.
Loves or Phil loves Olive
Garden?
All right, a cook.
This is the story I was sent by
several of our viewers, so we
have to cover the story.
A cook kills himself by plunging
head first into a deep fryer.
Oh my goodness.
So in Pennsylvania, in Olive
Garden, employee died from from
severe burns injury after
jumping into a deep fryer and a
suicide attempt, They're saying.
So this guy comes into work,
he's very distraught.
I guess he has a little bit of a
mental problem to start with,
obviously.
He's in the back of the house.
Right strips off his clothes,
throws himself into the Friar
head first.
Is that Olive Garden?
Olive Garden in Pennsylvania.
OK, you know that's a new one
because.
Not right away, 'cause they're
saying a suicide attempt.
OK, So what were you going to
say?
Sorry.
That's a new one 'cause if you
guys ever seen that Thousand
Ways to Die.
No.
No, that was that wasn't on
there.
Or do you remember E Bombs
World?
I know Mikey does, 'cause that
was the thing when we were kids,
you know, that wasn't on E Bombs
World.
Nope.
E bombs world.
E bom like EBAUME bombs world.
It was a site.
It was like when we were kids,
it was a site where it was like
the first one where they showed
like crazy things like stuff
like that, like what you're.
Talking about like the faces of
death video.
I saw that.
Yeah, same scenario, same,
right?
Here.
No.
OK, so this guy jumps into like
head first.
Well, they're saying yeah,
they're saying he jumped in it
head first.
How?
Big is the Friar.
Yeah, how big is the Friar?
It's kind of making him freaking
me out a little bit.
He was feel like he could just
like dunk, like it's only deep
enough to maybe, you know, once
you lean over the counter, but I
mean, you couldn't submerge.
And he lived, and now he's
totally mutilated.
Well, he died later from the
injuries, but he didn't die
right away.
But they keep saying attempted
suicide.
It seems to me like he, you
know, sort of succeeded.
Mission accomplished, right?
Exactly.
That's wild.
They shut down the restaurant
for four days.
Four days 4.
Days, that's all it was.
That's probably a lot of money.
Four days, do you know?
Well, they did.
They have to get a new fryer or
just clean that one.
Just clean that one.
Just drain it and clean.
It, I mean realistically, like I
think it was up to the
restaurant.
They probably would have been
open that evening.
Jarge Extra.
We got to make these lasagna
fritters.
Everybody needs their rolls, you
know?
Yeah, what are they?
I don't go to Olive Garden where
they fries.
They're like unlimited cutlets
or something.
Breadsticks.
Unlimited breadsticks.
What do they do?
What?
I mean, it's a pasta place.
Do they?
Yeah, chicken cutlets, they fry
or yeah, fried.
Lasagna fritters.
They do lasagna.
Fritters.
Yeah, they have like calamari.
They have a whole.
Bunch.
Oh yeah, calamari.
I guess that'd be a thing.
Fried ravioli as an appetizer.
Yeah, the police probably slowed
that down, like the process.
The four days, yeah, a lady got
burned pulling them out.
Trying to save them.
Trying to, Yeah.
So I mean, I don't know how far
anyway.
I mean, you know, he thinks you
could just grab him by his belt
or by the way, he was naked.
He took all his clothes off,
grabbed by his hips and make him
out.
But if that's in the oil too,
your hands got to go in.
Can you imagine that scenario?
Oh, I'm not saving them.
Like you're in the back.
Well, we already know that
boots.
Yeah, we already know that
yourself.
Preservation is #1 in your book.
Yeah.
Oh, that guy looks like a
chicken tender.
Well, I'm hungry now.
Can I get another chicken cutlet
baby?
Oh man, did he use the syringe?
Something smells good in the
kitchen, why are you guys
cooking?
You're the guy that gets on the
boat in Titanic, the lifeboat.
Like you just women and
children.
OK, slide in.
Hello, Daddy.
That's you.
You were that guy.
He grabs a blank and puts over
his head.
That's about Bush.
Guy, first of all, how could you
not be that guy?
Well, you just hit an iceberg,
man.
I'm not that guy.
You don't see the you don't see
the water and go, man, that
looks a little cold.
I might have been going, hey, if
you scoot over on this door, we
can both get on this.
But you know, I'm push people
out of the boat.
They would have died anyways on
the door regardless.
She lived, allegedly.
No, she lived in the movie.
She lived, and then she kicked.
The stone in the.
End Yeah, she was the old lady
at the end that jumped back in
the water again.
So I mean, she should have just
went off the door.
She lived a good life.
Yeah, she didn't live a good
life.
She never cashed in that rock,
though.
I would have cashed that sucker
in.
Right, you're right, kept a low
key.
Would have would have made my
own Titanic boat.
I mean, she could have summed up
the whole movie, but it's saying
it's right here, right in the
beginning.
Sure.
Three hours saved.
Wow.
I kept it here it.
Is oh, you're looking for this,
Oh, this whole extravagant,
you're looking for this necklace
could be anywhere, you know what
I mean?
It's not around my neck.
Yeah, no, this is a replica.
'Cause that was the last one to
see it.
Wow.
OK, so getting back to Olive
Garden here.
We're at other suicides now.
We're moved out.
Fair enough.
We've gone from super hot to
super cold.
Yes, so the lady couldn't pull
him out.
Well, I don't know how.
She she pulled him out, but it
was too late.
Yeah, I don't know, Like I'm
back there, you know, prepping
the lettuce.
I was thinking I was in the
salad too.
You're cutting up the lettuce.
Like just cutting the carrots,
getting things established.
Actually, you know, Phil's going
head first into the oil.
So Bob walks in.
He's having a hard day.
Blam.
I'm like.
What do you think he look like?
You think he look like?
What's his name's dad off of
Pirates of the Caribbean.
He looked like a chimichanga.
He looked like Deadpool.
Oh yeah.
So, you know, yeah.
So like this guy shoves his head
in there and I'm just.
Yeah.
I mean, does it take a minute?
You going?
Like I.
Mean he's stripping off his
clothes.
You're not walking over when
he's doing that.
I don't know.
How to move right?
Hey, Tom.
Hey.
Tom, should you be taking your
clothes off by the deep fryer?
Yeah.
I thought we said Wednesdays was
off limits.
Hey.
Wednesday's that naked day.
That's Thursday.
Hey, you missed the hygiene
video about do's and don'ts
behind the line here in the
kitchen.
Let me wear my hair nut.
Wow, we're terrible people.
I mean, does he like put his
hands on the, you know, on left
and right and.
Then took a Oh God.
Terrible.
Like an electric chair, but it's
a fry chair.
I feel for the lady that pulled
him out.
Right, her hands and arms were
all.
Burned.
I don't know why she's yeah
'cause.
She's trying to save him.
She's a good person.
No, I mean, first of all,
anybody that's getting naked and
dunking themselves in a fryer at
work doesn't need to be saved.
Maybe she pulled him out.
By the well, I get that she's a
good person, but like that whole
scenario seems so strange.
Like how do you how do you
mentally process all of it
that's going on?
Like honestly, you're there
when.
You're driving to work, you're
having a bad day, you're upset
and you're thinking, hell, you
stick my head in the fryer when
I get there.
Yeah, that's not how I'm going
out.
But no, I'm talking about the
lady like oh, normal person
having a normal life probably,
you know, I mean probably still
some levels of misery 'cause she
still is a cook at Olive Garden
or right, you know what I mean?
So so.
I don't know why she.
Could have been a waitress.
As far as we know, they just a.
That's that's the front of
house.
Well, she might have gone back
to get her plate to go.
Oh my Lord.
Phil put his head in the prayer.
OK, why?
Why did he get naked?
Can we just please break that
down?
So really that's what I'm saying
though, like this person is
there like, and you're like,
he's taking off his right.
You know what I mean?
Well, and, and then and then
it's like, Oh my, he just shoved
his head in the front.
I don't like, I don't know how
to process that mentally.
Like if he went in and pulled a
gun to his head, I'd understand.
Oh God, he'll do.
It reasonable rain.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, this guy's
having a bad day, right?
Well, don't kill anybody else.
Just shoot yourself please.
If you get burned with fabric,
it's hard to get the fabric off
of you.
Maybe that's what he was.
Thinking I was so oh, so he's
highly intelligent.
Maybe just in case I survive
this, I want him to be peeling
the fabric out of my skin.
Got it.
So he took his pants off.
They said he got naked.
You said that he just dunked his
head on her.
Did he keep his socks on and he
jumped in?
I don't.
Know how did he have his socks
on?
They didn't specifically
mention.
Real GS would have cut their
socks.
He.
Put his crotch back on so he you
know.
And his Crocs.
You know what, Crocs?
How old was he?
There was no mention of his age.
He probably did have Crocs.
OK.
All right.
All right, cigar news.
Oh wait, Michael, do you have a
video for us today like the one
yesterday?
I do not have a video today.
Oh, thank.
Goodness, thank goodness.
Anyone throw it in the middle of
what's the score maybe?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe I'll add it later.
All right there.
You go.
All right.
Cigar news, El Mago.
Is that how you say that?
Yeah.
El Mago releasing the Beach
Blend next week.
Oh, it's a new regular
production cigar from El Mango
Cigars.
It's named after a memory he has
about his grandfather.
Oh, this is all tied into his.
Grandfather.
Yes.
The whole whole line is named
after his grandmother and his
grandfather, who died when that
building fell down in Miami.
Oh, I seen these cigars.
It's the one that ends in the
blue and pink tubos.
We've carried them, yeah 4.
Yes.
Are we going to get the beach?
We don't carry them anymore.
We're not getting the beach.
Yeah.
It's a 5 by 50 box press robusto
made by the Mexican San Andreas
rapper, covering A Creolo binder
grown in Estelli, Nicaragua and
a filler blend of tobaccos from
Condega Estelli Halapa regions
of Nicaragua.
Price.
It's a bundle cigar.
There's no box.
It's a bundle cigar.
Well, it's in a bundle.
It's not a bundle cigar.
It's still very pretty and has
all the, you know, like it looks
like the other stuff, but no
tube.
But it's in a bundle, not a box.
You want to know the single
price stick or is it?
Yeah, single price stick, but I
didn't tell you how many they
come in yet.
OK.
It's a robusto. 12. 15. 8.
Yes. 25 count bundle.
Bing bong.
OK.
So it's a $200 ish bundle?
Yeah, it doesn't say the package
of the bundle.
Yeah, 180.
Bucks does it say the beach on
it?
It does say the beach on it and
it's blue and.
White 190.
Bucks, it might not be a bad
cigar for Florida.
Well, I mean, it's very, it's
very.
You want me to talk about it on
the Patreon?
I'm more than willing to talk
about it.
I'm not going to get yelled at
on this one on this this.
Show.
It's a very pretty looking blue
and white cigar.
Very Beachy looking.
Right.
But you know.
OK, right.
Andre Sanchez, national sales
director of El Mago Cigars, told
Half Wheel that the name of the
cigar.
Oh, we already talked about
this.
Yeah, Nick Fuschko used to see.
That's what's great about your
grandfather underneath.
See that you made the
conversation so much better when
you read the article and then
you talk about it and then we
made our comments and now it
sounds like a real podcast.
Thank you so much it.
Sounds like three of us just
sitting around.
Which is better?
Right, and our viewers and
listeners appreciate that.
Appreciate all your hard work
and effort.
Nice.
Thank you.
All right, Sweeping the cigar
industry is a huge story.
It's everywhere.
We covered yesterday on our
Patreon, which comes out
tomorrow at 5:00 AM.
We took a deeper dive and yes.
Yeah, yes, we had some
misinformation.
Oh, OK, go on.
He's reading 1.
Was corrected by.
Well, I'm trying to decide where
to start with it.
It was corrected by half wheel.
OK, well, let's set the
precedence of what happened.
Juan Cancel allegedly merged
with Abe for Smokin and Abe.
What we understood was that Abe
has now purchased protocol
cigars.
That's what we heard.
That that was the original story
that came correct.
Well, apparently Juan Cancel is
not the sole owner of said
company.
That would make sense, right?
'Cause I saw a gentleman
congratulated himself sort of
and one for the sale and I asked
a couple of questions and he is
one of the owners of the not
protocol, but that cigar
company.
Cabre.
Yeah, Cabre own or whatever Cuba
recall.
So we covered the the company
that owns protocol was bought by
smoking in a dabba dabba.
But that's not what really
happened in a statement from
half wheel.
I'm going to read this exactly.
An earlier version of the story
indicated that whatever the name
of that cigar company had been
acquired by Smoke in that was
incorrect and based on a press
release from that from, I don't
matter how you say it, from that
company.
A subsequent press release
issued by Smoke in along with a
company representative clarified
that it has acquired only the
intellectual property and brand
assets of Protocol Cigars from
that cigar company.
So they just bought the rights
to use the name.
Got it, but none of their stuff.
But none of their stuff and it
is exclusively now a.
Smoke in.
Smoke in thing.
So what we were worried about
with other salesman or something
across the country doesn't
matter it's.
Exclusive smoke in OK, so you
know, OK, so like we, we took,
we went and we did a deep dive
on the Patreon as to the pros
and the cons and, and to all of
the things as to who benefits
and who loses out.
And if you want to listen to
that, please
login.checkcheckoutourpatreon@cigarhousepodcast.com.
It still correlates with what
you're saying, right?
But there is that one fragment
that's removed.
However, everything else kind of
lines up.
So don't don't give any of that
away.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it?
As part of the change, Protocol
will transition to an exclusive
line for Smoke in, which will
carry it both online and
selection of its retail
locations.
That makes sense.
Yes, OK.
That way Smoke in is not
competing with itself with other
retailers, but this particular
line.
Right.
So it's only a line, not the
whole protocol.
They possess the intellectual
look.
The only there's the only thing
that has value is the
intellectual property, right?
It's not certain.
It's not stuff, right?
Right.
So the the real question was
what's the value of that
intellectual property?
And and, you know, if it's just
the intellectual property, can
Abe 10 exit now that it's his
right?
The answer is probably yeah.
Probably.
Yeah.
The big difference between
yesterday and today is we
thought they bought the cigar
company.
They only bought the brand
right?
Makes sense, right?
You know, what's really kind of
funny though, is that that press
release hit Dojo talked about
it, right?
Dojo's tied to smoke in right,
right.
I don't, you know, loosely, but
there's still a media source,
right?
And then Coop reported it,
right, right.
And then and then half wheel
reported it, right?
I don't know how the coop half
wheel timeline as.
Right.
As far as how that plays out,
however, like if we're bad for
media, right, we do a press
release, we submit it to
everybody else, right, right.
And then we cover it on our
show, right?
But if Abe does it and it gets
released to Dojo first, Oh good
for media like where's?
Abe or Dojo?
Well, is Abe.
They're kind of linked, right?
Either my understanding was the
show is bad for the industry,
not us, particularly as a brand
of cigars.
Right, but but like this show
right does not drop a press
release on something.
Before releases, others before.
Right before it goes oh right,
because we respect the other
media sources.
I don't know why Abe didn't save
it to cover it himself and have
one on his show on Saturday.
Right.
I mean, that would have been a
good move.
That would have been the move.
I mean, he gave it to Dojo,
which you should.
Like you said, it's smoking
light.
How many?
Yeah, but how many viewers does
Dojo have versus how many
viewers does?
Is it KMA or something?
I think Abe has more 'cause.
He's I don't.
Know it's got they both have a a
tremendous amount of.
Abe's on the military network
thing, he says every week.
Is he?
Or maybe that's two guys, I
don't remember.
One of them is.
Oh, yeah, somebody wrote that
they, you know, hey, TC, you
know, TCA better than you guys
all day or whatever, something
like that.
Oh, like I love you guys but TC
as better.
And I said well hey man, thanks.
I mean, I appreciate it.
It's your opinion, right?
We love TCA too, right?
Huh.
Matter of fact, let's go to the
lighter Cam, Michael.
And what's today's lighter?
Jeez.
Who's TCA?
The Cigar Authority.
The Cigar Authority.
Two guys.
Dave Garofalo, my friend.
I don't know why I was only
saying two guys cigars in my
head.
Because hey, that's the name of
the shop.
It's just easier to say you just
refer to him as two guys, right?
Right.
But I'm surprised they got the
first press release wrong.
So then Dojo had to have said
said it wrong and then Abe
corrected.
Wait, we didn't buy the cigar
company, we bought the brand.
So.
How'd they get it wrong?
Maybe Juan gave the information
to Dojo and then Abe says whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, we didn't buy let's.
Let's slow down here, right?
This is what the press release
should stay, right?
So maybe Juan got ahead of
himself.
Maybe got a little excited.
That would make sense, yeah.
Keep buying all my sticks.
As long as it breaks.
Down everything.
As long as it breaks down to,
you know, it making sense and
we're still bad for the
industry, I'm fine with that.
Oh.
Certainly everybody's happy and
this.
Is why you're still bad.
This is why.
And they're and they're still
good, right?
You're evil.
We're evil.
Got it.
Thank you very much.
We should get a a cigar house or
podcast booth one year at the at
the PCA.
Yeah, just let it sit empty.
Just just let it sit empty.
Big sign that says we are bad
for the industry.
Bad for the industry?
Take take a brochure.
I'd schedule an interview with.
Coop hey never happened and he
never interviews us.
He's called us.
We've had him call in in the
show before.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think he would know you.
Don't think he'd take the call.
Yeah, we have a great clip from
him.
Did you guys remember?
Quaaludes and yeah.
Like cocaine.
I got Quaaludes.
Cocaine.
Yeah, that was.
Great.
That was great.
We've read that for a while.
I still love the guy even though
he hates us.
Oh, I don't.
I don't dislike him.
All right, Fiero Tego.
Oh, they're having an
anniversary.
Oh.
Anniversary, you guys, How long?
50 years?
No, 30 years, 30 years.
You got it right.
Boom, boom, boom.
And they're celebrating with a
metropolitan new limited
edition.
Is it flavored?
Is it regular?
The Metropolitan is normally
sweet tipped, yeah.
It is a 6 by 50 Toro with a
blend that uses an Ecuadorian
Habano wrapper, a Dominican
binder, and a mix of Dominican
and Nicaraguan fillers.
Is that the one that's sweet
dipped?
Yeah.
The Connecticut, it's called the
host.
Oh, maybe, I don't know.
We don't Fact Check on no the.
Metropolitan's not.
That's that fatter 1.
Metropolitan is the host.
Yeah, that's the well.
But the host is the sweet tipped
version of the Metropolitan.
No, I think that's just the
size.
I've had I've had the
metropolitan before.
It is sweet tipped.
One of them is David Mealy, used
to always give me one for my
wife.
And he said in the industry he
was referred to as the panty
dropper.
David Mealy.
Yeah, back when he used to work
there.
It's that guy is always funny
for one miners it's.
The panty dropper that's.
What?
He said.
Because the women like it.
It's.
The.
They make it at the Quesada.
The Quesada family at Tabacos de
Exportation factory in the
Dominican Republic with 2500
boxes of 10 cigars, 25,000
cigars.
How much is the anniversary?
Limited edition cigar from Fiero
Tego the Metropolitan?
Not sweet tipped because it's
the host, not the host.
Yeah, these are like more
Northern type cigars anyways
though, right?
Northern, yes, I would say yes.
We mean we carry them here.
We do carry them here 'cause we
like.
Not the anniversary.
I'm going to guess 25 A cigar,
right?
We'll talk about a cigar.
Yeah, a yeah, a cigar. 25 bucks.
I'm going to call it 30. $30.00
for 30th anniversary.
Yeah.
It's way off 1350.
Really.
Metropolitan Host is a cigar
dude.
The Metropolitan Host is the
robusto size.
Oh, Oh yeah, and this is the
this isn't his Suma or one of
his others.
This is this is the the more.
This is the one from the.
The has a townhouse, the.
Hide is $11.90 for 12 bucks so
that would make sense.
I'm sorry, I must have thrown
him off, but I thought an
anniversary cigar.
Yeah, they don't double the.
Price.
Yeah, it's like 15 bucks I would
say.
What'd you say?
1350, man, if the regular one's
around 1350, you don't go.
This is the same size, let's
make it twice the price.
Why not?
Super special 30 years it won't
buy you.
Don't know that.
Getting into the things people
don't know the price of.
Yeah.
Paul Stulak's Blue Lightning is
heading to store.
Blue Lightning.
Sky, sorry, Blue lightning.
Sky heads to stores.
You heard of Paul Sulak?
I have.
Well, have you like we've
mentioned this brand before?
Oh, they have very unusual
names.
He's been around for a long
time.
He actually disappeared for a
period of time and now he's kind
of popped back up.
Oh yeah.
So his cigars are made at Las
Vegas Cigar Factory overseas by
Guillermo Pena.
He used to work, I think he used
to work with Kiki Berger back in
the day.
Berger and Argentine, I think.
So that would have been her
husband or with her.
That would have been the
original husband, yeah.
John Kiki.
His other cigars are called The
Red Screaming Sun.
OK, the White Blinding Light.
Do you think he microdoses?
He has now, he's got blue
lightning skies, so he's keeping
the theme going at least.
Everything's just, you know,
flowing through.
What's different about this
cigar is.
No skulls.
Does he have a skull on it?
No.
No skulls?
No.
Skulls.
He doesn't give an MSRP, he just
makes the wholesale price and
then lets the market decide what
it should cost.
Or the retailer.
Yes.
I mean, everybody's going to
keystone it.
Or more.
No, because here's what happens.
Let's say the wholesale is 5
bucks and retail is 10.
And a retailer looks at it and
says it's $10, right?
And then you go to somebody else
and this retailer says it's $15.
They're going to say whoa, whoa,
wait a second.
So it's 10, just got it over
here.
Yeah.
What are we, what are we doing
right.
So even and you're better
retailers like your online guys
that are well developed, they're
going to show you that the MSRP
is $10 and they're going to sell
it for $8, you know, So yeah,
that doesn't work.
But then he says all that.
But then he tells halfway what
the what the MSRP is.
Oh really?
What's the MSRP?
Hold on wholesale price and then
the cigars are sold to retailers
and then he allows those
retailers at the market to
dictate the price.
But in a comment to Half Wheel,
he says they're $12.00.
Man I was thinking 12 bucks.
They should be around $12.00 for
the Screaming Blue Mimi or
whatever it's called.
So he so he gave that press
release and then right Charlie
or somebody else ask pushed him
a lot ask questions.
Come on, what's the MSRP OK to
be?
Folded. $12.00 Don't.
Tell me.
Well, it's about 12 bucks.
About 12 bucks.
Screaming blue Mimi.
Was that like a Drew Carey
thing?
Blue.
Screaming lightning blue.
Screaming lightning.
Oh, I thought you said Mimi.
You know all that makeup I saw a
thing all that makeup on Mimi's
face caused rashes and they had
to make special makeup for her
really, right, because her face
would lock up for the for the
show was.
Really.
So they, yeah, they had to
create their own makeup because
their skin was sensitive.
Blue screaming Mimi.
Blue screaming.
Yeah, that would have been nice.
OK.
Right now, it's time for the
industry's favorite game show.
What's the score?
Very good gentlemen.
Our cigar today is February 9th,
2026.
Patrick Lagreed is on during
Cigar the Placencia.
This is a redux gentleman.
It's only one cigar.
With smoke is the Conseca 151 La
Musica.
Oh, that's a good, that's a good
cigar.
You had this one.
Yeah, the 1:51.
I by the way, I apologize to the
Rep through LinkedIn.
I was a little hard on him when
he was here.
Were you?
Oh, it might have been before
you came out when he was.
What cigar would you like?
I go, well, can I have the one
from the top of the mountain?
He goes, no, they don't let me
up though.
They go.
Can I have the one from the
bottom of the mountain?
He goes, oh, it's going to be
that kind of visit.
You weren't hard on him.
Oh, I, I felt a little bad.
So he had mentioned that we were
friends on LinkedIn.
So I went on and told him what
it you know, it was a pleasure
meeting you and we'll run into
each.
Other Did he respond?
Yeah, he goes.
It was nice meeting you too.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
Yeah, I, I felt bad.
There was.
I'm like, man, that's a little
hard.
That wasn't hard at all.
That's.
Kind of an asshole.
I mean, yes, but that wasn't
hard.
Yeah, I know.
So what else is new?
Like right, but I don't know it
just it didn't sit right with me
when I when I left.
You grew A conscience all of a.
Sudden.
Yeah, yeah.
All of a sudden, yeah.
Well, I just, I mean, the first
time I met him, I mean, if I,
you know, if it was law, I
wouldn't have apologized if I
gave him shit.
So.
Really.
I don't remember.
We're a different level, he my
friend.
I don't remember who the Rep
was, but they'll remember they
came in and this was back when
Jason Louis was running Drew
Estate A.
Long time ago.
Yeah, and he was one of our, he
would always come in, right?
And we didn't.
And we had more downtime back
then.
So he, you know, a Rep was
coming in and I said, OK,
listen, you're going to act like
the owner, right?
And I want you to fuck with him.
So he did.
He gave him a hard time about
cigars, gave him all the stuff
for about 1520 solid minutes.
And you could tell that the guy
started to get uncomfortable.
And eventually we let him in on
him that we were, you know, he's
just another Rep.
So whatever.
It's just, it's all in fun.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
I'm sure we scarred that guy for
life.
I don't even know.
I don't.
Know stayed for quite a while.
Yeah, he was good to hang.
Him and Edgar knew each other,
and they were sitting there.
Yeah, you didn't say anything
that was intense, You know what
I mean?
You didn't say anything that was
inappropriate.
You were just being funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Scores, gentlemen, you.
Want me to go first?
One Second 151 Live.
Games, sure.
This is the one from the music.
Oh wait, I haven't had this.
I've had the regular.
Was it wine?
Gold Band.
I don't know.
One second, yeah. 89.
Yeah, that's a good.
That's a good number.
I don't think it's going to get
a 90.
So it's definitely going to be
in the 80s, but it'll be high
80s, so I'm going to go 87.
And you said 89.
Oh, you said OK, the country of
origin is Honduras, factory is
Tabacos de Oriente.
That means they have Chinese
people working their boots.
Oh.
Wrappers, Honduras.
Binders Honduras, Fillers
Honduras.
It's a 5 by 50 round cigar and
they smoked one because it's a
redux. 88. 87.
Clue and #1 The cigar burned
Florida State from start to
finish with fantastic
construction, solid draw and 0
issues.
Always a win, especially over a
long one hour and 45 minutes
smoke. 90 Turn on the brain.
Go.
He.
Didn't turn the motor on.
Yeah, clue #2 trouble.
The transition from charcoal
smokiness to driven a terrier
terror driven earth pepper,
subtle green apple, and
finishing warm nuttiness kept
the experience dynamic.
The final third especially
delivered a richer, fuller
expression without losing
balance 91.
Wait, hold on a second.
Everything in there other than
the apple was like putting your
mouth to the ground and tasting
it.
Yes, like how does that a good?
Because it's got nice earthy
tone.
Honduran cigars are, generally
speaking, kind of earthy anyway.
Turn on the brain.
There it is.
I heard it.
I heard it too.
I'm sticking 88.
It's got a slow start.
Slit it in there. 88.
Third clue.
The cigar opens strong but dials
back from medium, plus the
medium in the first half.
Oh, and the finish leans thin
and dry at times.
Oh, it builds again later, but
the early drop off slightly
disrupts the momentum.
Oh.
It's an up and down ride,
gentlemen.
It's smoking up and down. 89.
88.
Final thought, given the
original score of Placencia
Conseca One 51151 La Mujica, I
was particularly diligent in not
looking at my notes from that
review until after I smoked the
redux cigar.
Does that mean they go back and
check their notes then when they
do the reduxes?
I guess.
As well, I remember enjoying it.
I didn't want to prime my mind
with exactly why, after two
years in the humidor, the cigar
is still dynamic and full of
transitions, including plenty of
the refined flavor that makes
Honduran tobaccos shine when
when grown.
Sorry, shine when grown,
processed and rested as it needs
to be, needs to unlock the best
it has to offer.
While it's tough to compare a
single cigar to three smoke two
years prior, there are still
some consistencies.
The progression of flavor is
largely similar, though some of
the swings now seem a bit more
pronounced than my notes would
suggest they did.
Originally he just said he
didn't check his notes.
Now he just said he says his
notes.
Oh, he didn't check his notes
before he smoked.
It ah, I got you.
The construction remains
fantastic and the overall
experience continues to be on
par with what the cigars
originally offered.
This is a solid reminder that
the Placencia Cosecca What a way
151 is an absolutely fantastic
line and when they should be
smoked at any opportunity.
Wow.
He loved it.
He, yeah, he's like this.
Is the best earthy dirt cigar
I've ever had.
I want to find the review of the
cigar called Dirt.
See what he says.
Yeah.
They were natural made one.
But I know, I understand.
It hated it.
Loved it. 89. 88.
You went the wrong way. 93 he
got a 90. 93. 93 He loved it.
Oh my.
I knew I was safe at 89.
It's.
A pretty good bet.
Yeah, because I knew he wasn't
going to go above it.
God.
That's horrible.
I win again.
Anything else to add?
On the 25th, I'll be at
Northport Cigars in Northport,
Florida, from 1:00 to 5:00, I
believe.
And yeah, it's an afternoon
thing.
I'll probably be there later.
Excellent, 'cause I'd rather be
there till like 7 or 8.
Yeah, but he wants me there at
1.
He has a big afternoon crowd on
that day, he said.
So.
So he'll be there from 1:00 to
8:00.
I'm not going to promise that
just in case something happens,
but like at the Island gym the
other day thing, the people were
coming in and I was still
selling cigars, so I stayed
longer.
Oh, nice.
But you're going to be there
from 1:00 to 1:00. 41 to five is
the scheduled time, OK.
All right, cool.
Yeah, if they're buying, I'm
staying.
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If you would reach back out
again that would be nice.
Thank you.
Oh, look at that on the podcast.
That's.
Where you heard about it, I
don't know.
I mean, you, you give out my
e-mail address every time, so
there.
You go all right.
Thanks everybody.
All right, guys, bye,
Show Notes
On Todays show more Bad Bunny Superbowl news, The Winter Olympics is getting harder, Careful at Olive Garden with fried food! And in cigars we have some new cigars and then an updated information on a popular story! Then we end with a what’s the score! But before we get started