ACHP Episode 474 El Munch, CIGARS, Frozen NY
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Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast, episode 474.
I'm Mike Palmer, your house.
And with me today is Phil
Mcguffey over in Engineering Hit
3.
Say hi.
Bing bong, there's a new Phil.
New Phil and then it's my Co
host.
Lost brother.
Long lost, brother.
Mikey Stepan Gevich We go to
three 2, Camera 2.
He's got it.
All right, relax.
I can't see you.
Can hit the buttons.
All right, say hello.
Hi, how are you?
Thank you for having me.
Oh, thank you for being here.
Yes.
All right, now today's show.
Mikey's next dog will be El
Mencho.
El Mencho El Mencho a dog.
You, you have El Chapo.
This is the next guy.
El Mencho.
El Mencho Baftas were an effing
success can't go anywhere on the
eastern seaboard.
It's all snowed in and then in
cigars Pro Sabor sets records
and we have some tariff news.
A new.
To be determined tariff news.
No, he's issued new tariffs.
He fixed it.
He fixed it, a new Cigar Masters
class and then a game of what's
the score?
But first, Mikey, how do we find
out about what all the comments
were on the show over the
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All right, well, so for the
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Now on to some of our comments.
There's a lot of them.
There is a lot of them.
We'll just, we won't get to all
of them.
We'll get a couple Brett
Mercurio, he said.
Congratulations, new merch
suggestions.
Skip ad shirt as there are now
ads on our.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, yeah, when I uploaded the
the one that showed today it it
asked me.
It asked you, can we add ads?
Yeah, yeah, we're we're
officially monetized.
We're sorry if that upsets you.
Buy whatever it is they put up.
No, don't buy, just watch.
Just watch the ad some.
Reason we have said no gambling
and no alcohol.
Yeah.
Is was that you?
No, I didn't.
'Cause they give you a choice of
things that you are you know
you're happier that you're OK
with them advertising some
reason gambling and alcohol was
checked off maybe YouTube does
not allow gambling and.
Alcohol.
Well, I mean you can permit
them.
I can't, it's just an automatic
off.
Oh, really?
I think it's a YouTube thing.
OK.
Look, this has been eight years.
This has been a lot of hard work
in building.
Somebody saw 1 already.
There's been a lot of hard work
in building and yeah, we're
going to do the ads with YouTube
is what it is.
It's not going to be.
It's midway, mid mid stream or
whatever it is.
Yeah.
Well, whatever it is, you know,
it's not, at least it's not
going to be biased.
We're not going to sway our
conversation by them at all
because we have no idea where
they are.
So yeah, that is true.
And they're not a company that
we're endorsing.
So there you go.
Epicurean Smoke, my new friend,
says the hard hitting questions
we want to know the answers to.
Which is the the top reviewed?
Reviewers review the reviewers.
Do you have that for today?
Not the B Squad, no, no, no.
That'll happen as we kind of
progress, maybe through the
week.
Music, God said.
Nah.
With the kids.
It it's not a generational
thing.
It's how the world is changing
how how some people grew up in
the in the new worlds feeling
they are bigger and better than
everyone else or, you know, just
like that.
Was a respect thing we're
talking about last week.
Just like the fact that some of
these, some people feel
invincible and then they get
jacked up.
Dean, somebody called him Dean
the Queen.
And let's see one last one here
from TX, ALPA.
Those knuckle sandwich birthday
cigars are super popular.
I've seen a few stores cleaned
out in a day.
Sounded like y'all were headed
that direction too.
Yeah, it's a very popular cigar.
Every year 555657 Yeah, they
sell out quick.
So, all right, so let's get into
it.
Ready to move on with the news?
Yeah, Phil, Are you ready?
Bing Bong?
All right, Make sure you're
flipping there, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
See that your hands are
occupied.
Now the news Texas Governor Greg
Abbott is urging Texans who are
currently in Mexico or have
family and friends traveling
there to closely follow U.S.
government travel warnings as
violence and security operations
intensify in parts of the
country.
Get out of Mexico or OR.
What?
Hide, hide, hide shelter in
place.
Hide or shelter in place.
They killed El Menchco, El
Mencho.
El Mencho, I don't know how you
say his name.
Yes.
It means the mencho.
So, and now they've gone,
they've they've done a bunch of
blockades and.
There's roadblocks everywhere.
It's supposed to clear nose out
one by one.
The governor of the OR the
governor, the president of
Mexico, I don't know, whatever.
What's the head guy?
Anything goes.
Everything's fine except for
this one little area.
Everything over here.
I'm going to send you an image.
What is it?
I've seen pictures of the guy.
He's all over the place.
He was the least photographed
man in in the world until he
died.
I'm going to send you an image.
I want you to look at the image.
I don't want you to say anything
about the image because then I'm
going to speak about the image,
OK?
The US Department of State sent
out a a warning, but I don't
know where any of these cities
are.
Don't go to Mexico.
Except Puerto Vallarta, other
what the problem is the people
that are already in Mexico.
Yeah.
I guess it's a border crossing
thing.
Don't go.
So I sent you an image and I
want you to look at it real
quick, and this is what kind of
draws the line for me.
I want you to look at it and
then I'm going to tell you what
it is.
See the image.
Yes.
OK, you look.
You want to torch a gas station,
you want to create Rd. blockades
and all this chaos.
But when you burn down a Costco.
Costco's in Mexico, I guess
that's.
Kind of where I draw the line.
Is that it?
Dollar fifty?
Yeah.
Dollar 50 hot dogs, you know
what I mean?
Taking, you know, everybody.
Loves Costco.
We didn't pull the story for it
today, but they're also doing
Mcshakes.
The McDonald's Irish, they're
doing the green.
Shakes.
The drug cartels are attacking
the green shakes.
Apparently 'cause they don't
like those either.
Oh, OK, it's.
Damn Irish.
Well, I mean, I want to back up
here.
Yes.
You like, if you were in this
cartel, you don't look at Costco
like, you know what, let's not
touch that one.
Like, how do we, how did we go?
How did we attack us?
American company, I don't know
why they're blaming us.
They killed their own person.
The Mexican military killed this
guy, right?
And we just had advisors.
Yeah, it just feels to me like
they shouldn't have.
They shouldn't have done.
That to Nuevo Leon state.
So do you think that oh, new
original Phil is right?
So do you think that, do you
think that there should be
American intervention at this
point?
Sure, why not?
I mean, as soon as the first
American gets hurt, let's just
send everybody out.
Yeah, you think we just claim
Mexico?
We just.
Take it.
That's the first state cause
Greenland's not working out for.
Us, we took Gulf of America,
then we're going to take Max.
Greenland's not working out for
us.
We haven't taken no.
They they sent the hospital ship
away.
We don't need your hospital
ship, no.
Oh yeah, right.
Is that what happened?
We sent a hospital ship and they
go no, no, we're fine.
We're fine.
Don't touch.
It we're fine.
No one's sick here.
Don't take it.
No, Dicky.
Huh, very interesting.
Canada.
I mean, we beat them in hockey,
so, you know, now they're all
pissed off.
Yes, I got AII message.
My only Canadian friend.
Actually I have a couple of.
Canadians John Mctavish.
Yeah, but I did.
I did.
I have two Canadian friends, but
one of them is in Africa right
now.
I messaged John Mctavish and I
said, hey, who won that hockey
game in Italy?
And he sent me back like a
reigning a guy standing in the
rain.
That was very sad.
That was very sad.
A.
Canadian standing in the rain,
yeah.
Look, you know, listen as the
fills transition, you got to
stay on top of the the flippy
flippy.
You got to stay on top of the
flippy flippy Bing bong Bing
bong.
It's like you had, it's like.
Phil too did a great job.
Thank you, Phil, too.
Phil, Phil, too, thank you for
filling in.
Thank you for filling in, Sir.
Don't forget you're Phantom of
the Opera mask.
I'm from feature.
Is the camera on?
Is it hello?
It is on, but you better put.
It's on you better put that mask
out before somebody sees who you
are.
Well, I'm back.
We'll edit you out.
We'll edit.
I had to go, I'm sorry.
Is what?
Well, I took that that trash to
the dump.
Yeah.
Oh, that Was that a good joke?
No, that was not a good joke.
Sorry.
That.
Was not a good transition.
The poor man did a wonderful
post today standing in a tobacco
field.
Something about him and Jesus.
I oh, he's still around.
Was it a real tobacco field?
Yes, yes, I believe it was.
Nobody was.
We're talking about the Mexican
cartel killing everybody in
Mexico.
Oh yeah, I thought.
I was hoping we'd talk about
that today.
Yeah, but we're done now.
But thanks for coming in.
Oh great.
I'm glad we talked about it.
Hey, if you want to chime in,
Phil, we'll let you.
I think it's Kurt.
You think it's going to make it
over here?
You.
Think you're going to cross the
border?
No, Nah, do.
You think they they, they're the
ones that took Samantha
Govfries?
Yes, we talked what's?
Going on, What's going on with
that?
You don't hear anything anymore.
We've moved on.
Yeah.
I mean, she cycled out of the
nose.
Yeah, well.
She is actually.
I think that maybe she's the one
that murdered El Mencho.
Oh, is that what it was?
Yeah, that's what happened.
Oh, like a secret agent.
She was a super secret.
She was kidnapped as a cover.
Yeah, and then she went in,
allegedly and, and she.
Destroyed him with her feminine
Wiles and then.
Sure, take me for elderly
trafficking.
And then she killed him.
So now there's a SO.
Yeah, exactly.
So now there's a Mexican war on
NBC.
That's what's happening.
Yeah.
I still don't know why you would
burn down to Costco.
That's doesn't make any sense.
You don't.
They don't have good deals.
I don't know it's.
A terrible thing to do.
Those damn hot dogs are too
cheap.
Yeah, yeah.
Too cheap.
I just.
Yeah, that's how you know.
That means.
That no one's in charge right
now.
The cartels.
Because somebody should have
stopped it, you know?
Yeah.
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
What the touchdown?
Well, they did show like all
their armored trucks.
Did you see that?
I heard that they're, yeah, they
got like.
A whole.
Train.
From what I understand, they
look really sharp, but nobody
knows what they're doing.
They have their own sirens and
stuff.
They got lights on top, they got
rocket launchers.
You think the president calls
our president and says, hey.
Well, supposedly, like one of
the things that I read was this
was, well, the Kill Al Meecho or
Mencho, whatever his name is.
That was actually a secret
operative thing from Trump,
supposedly.
Who told you that?
That's just what it's that was
the face of.
That.
Was the Book of Face.
You heard her on Facebook?
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
I heard we were just advisors.
We just supplied Intel.
Yeah, well, you know, there's
obviously a lot of speculation
and rumors and everything flying
all over Facebook right now, so.
Yeah, and that's where you get
your news.
No.
No, no, I was just scrolling
through.
I was like let me read these
comments.
That's where you get your news.
You got to go through a lot of
toe fungus ads.
To go.
I don't have any of that but.
No, when you click on the ad, I
don't see it till you click on
the story about something and
then that's the first thing that
pops up.
I always get ads of, like,
anything we talk about here on
Mondays.
Really.
Yeah.
Like, for the whole week.
Like I'm trying to get it off of
my feed.
The anti you got anti gravity on
your feed.
Yeah, there's like a whole bunch
of stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Last time we talked about that,
there was like all this alien
talk all over my whole Facebook.
Did someone just drive away with
their truck?
Yeah.
Is it?
Yeah, that his truck just drove
away.
Yeah.
No, they got to go put gas in
there for me, OK.
Yeah, he just wanted to steal.
It he has people to fill up his
tank.
Oh yeah, successful Phil.
What I had to get here, that's
why I was asking the questions
in the text messages.
That was the Mexican president's
name, Claudia Scheinenbaum.
I don't know, it seems legit.
Is that Jewish?
That sounds Jewish.
Yeah.
The Jewish lady in charge of
Mexico, maybe.
That would actually make a lot
of sense in things.
Clean, clean things up down
there getting to work.
Everything's super cheap.
Whoa, sorry.
Hey, sorry.
What?
Dude, we're talking about the
hot dogs.
A Costco.
Right.
He racist already.
He says terrible things all the
time.
I'm surprised he hasn't gotten
like a nasty anything from
anybody.
Palmer used to get all the
nasty.
What it is is people just know
that you have an extra
chromosome.
They're like, oh, that's OK.
It's OK, you know.
Oh.
Is that it?
He's he's almost got Down
syndrome.
And not almost.
Wow.
Then he's like, oh, that's Phil.
Wow.
You know, you can't even get to
the airport.
All the airports are shut down.
I heard that they're they don't
don't they run they're running
one or?
Something Southwest and there's
another airline.
Air Canada are not flying planes
in to Mexico.
What's that e-mail look like?
We regret to inform you that
you're not.
Your plane is not coming to get
you.
Yeah, there's a fire at the
airport and we can't land.
That's what Air Canada is in.
Southwest.
I don't know.
This is Southwest.
Where's?
Spirit, they're going.
They'll go in.
Yeah, Spirit should be balls to
the wall, no questions asked.
Runway.
Any one of those?
There's a field back behind the
airport.
We're.
Coming in.
Hey, we're, we've relocated.
There's a road up the street.
There's no camera.
No, it's serious.
There's.
No camera.
No, it was on.
Not for me, it was on.
Well, it's black.
I mean, I guess I could put that
on.
No, no, it was working before.
I don't know.
Hey.
What did you do?
Did you hit the button?
I've been.
I've been right here the whole
time.
It beeped.
That was my, that was just my
watch.
There you go.
He's upset about it.
It's camera time.
Right.
Well, well, I wore the hat.
I'm not visible.
Because last time we were yelled
at about not wearing hats.
So now me and Palmer have the
hats on.
Excuse.
Me yelled at.
That's a bit excessive.
OK, maybe you raise your voice
at us.
Spoken to reprimanded to
reprimanded.
You know, people don't see
what's not on the camera so.
Pick any of these synonyms you
want to I just.
Had I just had questions?
I was just told that before you
walked in, Phil.
I was just told he's leveraging
the other companies I work for
against this one.
Now he's my boss here too.
Oh, that's how that works.
That's exactly how.
They so you know, it's serious
because they have cancelled all
the soccer games in Mexico.
Oh boy.
Oh.
Man.
I knew it was serious when they
destroyed that Costco.
Yeah. 4 soccer games was
postponed in the violence, the
Reuters news agency reported.
Well, yeah, duh.
Oh, you know, this is actually
kind of crazy because they have
World Cup coming up.
So like, are these guys going to
be able to practice and do what
they have to do?
Probably not.
No practice.
Everybody is sheltering in
place.
How long do you think the
violence ensues?
A week?
A week.
I heard that's how long you you
do it when the.
That's that's the.
The rule.
That's the rioting pace.
Clubhouse rule.
Seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days of purging.
Seven days and seven nights. 7
Seven days and seven nights of
rioting.
That's the cartel rule.
I feel like we could clean this
up real quick.
We could send some people.
We got peoples problem is how do
we tell the the good people from
the bad people?
Once we get there, they're all
dressed the same.
Cartels got on the army outfits
at the army wears.
I'd probably look for all the
guys with the spider tattoos.
Look man, do you want me?
To see that from a distance.
Third time I'm trying to talk
but OK.
Go ahead.
No, I'm done now all.
Right.
I would look for all the guys
with all the spider tattoos, you
know, Paul.
Said that.
No, I know.
But you said we could talk.
Now you're.
Good, stay on my phone.
Can you look up if they have
teardrop tattoos for them?
I like the other Phil, it's
fucking way better.
All right, we're moving on.
What you doing this?
Yeah.
All right, the Baftas were this
weekend.
Did you watch the Baftas on TV,
Michael?
I don't.
Even know what that is?
Yeah.
What?
Is that that is the British
Academy of Films and Television
Association awards.
It's their version of the
Oscars.
OK, Did you watch?
No.
Why?
Didn't you watch?
When was it?
Saturday night.
Saturday night I was at a high
school basketball game.
Till when there's a six hour
time difference.
Till about 9:00.
Oh, he's still.
And then I went to dinner.
So Alan Cummings had to come out
after the show started.
He was the master of ceremonies.
OK, They're giving an award to a
gentleman that had Tourette's
syndrome.
It was a movie about his life.
OK, So when these two black
actors came out to take their
award before he was giving his
award, right, He set his
Tourettes off and he started
yelling racial slurs.
Oh boy, I you know what, dude?
I actually saw that clip on
social media.
And yeah, racial slurs and F
bombs from the crowd up at the
two men.
Wow OK I didn't see the clip.
So this guy got a pass.
Well, yeah, he got a pass, I
guess before the show started
the they brought him out and
said here is whatever his name
was, he has Tourette's.
There might be some outbursts
during the show.
As you go.
And we just want you guys to
know he's over here because he's
getting an award.
I don't think they intended on
the racial slurs and.
Didn't see that one coming.
N word and stuff.
I don't think it's all that
coming.
It was.
I mean, he has very specific
racial slurs with Tourette's.
That's kind of weird.
Well, he, he had, I guess
there's, there are levels of
Tourette's and he has the racial
slur level, apparently.
Yeah, there's a name for it, but
I don't think I have.
It racial slur level, yes.
You think it changes, like the
words change when there's like
an Asian on the stage or
something.
You think like his Tourette's?
Like just morph?
Coporalaya, which involves
uncontrollable utterance of
culturally taboo or insensitive
words and phrases.
There's a name for this.
There's a name for this
particular version of.
You think that, like, really
racist people would learn this
term and actually how to say
what it is because they have it.
Yeah.
That way when they find
themselves in a pinch like no,
no, no, no.
Listen.
Listen.
It's it's it's a problem.
Yeah, it's I'm very sad.
I'm not, no, I'm not a no, I'm
not a dirt bag.
You know, I just, I'm just
really, I have a problem.
I have a medical condition.
Don't hurt me hurt.
Me.
Don't beat me up.
Please.
I like all you people.
That's classic.
You people wow.
That's how.
They find that's what they say,
that's what they're saying,
that's what they.
Say they only said that he might
do involuntary noises or
movements.
Wow.
I guess they should have checked
who was getting the next award.
Oh man.
If you're the PR guy for this
Baft or whatever, aren't you
like, hey, we're just not going
to give him the award on stage.
Yeah, give it to him.
They do it all the time for the
special awards at at the Oscars.
This is his highest moment
probably ever in life.
This guy has has a tremendously
bad mental illness.
Keep him backstage until it's
his turn.
No, no, I think he should just
mail it.
Set it, put him up.
Put a picture of him up.
Well, can they do one of those
luncheons like they do for the,
you know, the hairstyle award?
Did they get out?
Maybe he was adamant about
attending.
Like no I want to.
No, I really want to go.
Or you could flip it, be like,
you know, like it's almost like
the Tom Brady roast.
Like you could say it's a roast.
He's going to start roasting
people because then people
wouldn't care.
They're like, oh, he's saying
racist stuff.
That's normal on a roast.
They could have given him him
his award before the 2 black
guys.
Got their awards?
And then not sure anymore.
Somebody didn't plan this
correctly.
That's so bad.
It was two well known black
actors too, yeah.
Yeah, I saw.
I can't remember who it was.
I can't remember the name I saw
briefly.
Yeah, they're British.
No.
Oh no, they gave the awards to
all the movies.
It's just their version.
It's OK.
Wow, that's weird.
I can't think of a movie The
older man had been in.
Must have been a great movie.
Who was it I?
Don't remember his name, that's
why I'm trying to take the movie
he was in.
Oh, look this up.
Yeah, I want you to look it up.
You know you're asking a person
whose memory isn't that good to
be good.
I'm terrible with names, but I
I'm good with faces.
Right.
Was he?
Was it a white older guy?
There enough?
Oh, it's Michael B Jordan.
Michael B Jordan was he's.
Definitely not.
Older guy who I can't think of
is they're.
Both in sinners.
Oh, Forest Whitaker.
No, stop naming just old black
men.
Wow, Delroy Lindo.
Nope.
Delroy Lindo.
Yeah, he's like an actor that
you just don't know his name,
right?
Yeah, but you see him.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, as soon as you saw his
face, you'd go.
Oh yeah, it's.
Kind of like the guy on
Shrinking.
I was just like, yeah, I've seen
him before.
Stuff.
Harrison Ford.
No, I'm just kidding.
Here's the other guy.
Michael B Jordan has some money.
That might not be a good thing
to happen.
What?
Where you got some racial slurs
you're.
Going to attack the guy with the
mental illness.
No, he's not.
How did they act on stage?
You only saw a still photo.
They just kind of moved through
it.
Oh, they didn't?
Yeah.
What'd you say?
No, you know, I don't know how
do you handle that, I mean.
Do you just ignore?
It like, I guess, yeah, you
know, like you're thrown in that
scenario.
I don't know how you deal with
that.
You know, you you actually
almost have to prepare yourself
to OK if this were to happen,
how do I handle?
That, I mean like, you don't
even know at first he was the
one who said it.
Could've.
Just been somebody from the
audience.
John, it's like, oh.
Oh, what?
Shit, yeah.
You don't know that it was that
guy, right?
It was Will Smith.
Just could've been some asshole.
Could've just been Will Smith.
Will Smith.
He likes to act out on the word
junction.
Yeah, that's very that's that's
his MO.
OK.
All right.
So moving on.
All right, a Blizzard has struck
New York, New Jersey and
anywhere from 18 to 22 inches of
snow fell overnight.
Travel bans are out till 12 noon
there too.
You have to shelter in places
like Mexico.
Power outages for over 400,000
homes in New York and New Jersey
area.
Yeah, there's snow everywhere.
A lot of snow.
There is a state of emergency in
New York, Delaware,
Massachusetts, New Jersey and
Connecticut.
Rhode Island and Pennsylvania
have all declared states of
emergency with the New York City
Mayor Zoran Mendabini is told.
Everybody in New York, don't go
outside.
Don't go outside, it's cold.
Don't.
Go outside.
No, it's 2 feet of snow.
I wonder it's cold. 70 mile an
hour winds.
Wow, 70.
That sounds miserable.
Does honey, It's cold enough
here.
Supposed to be colder here
tomorrow.
Is it?
Yeah, That's so nice because it
was like 85 yesterday.
Saturday.
I know it's crazy it.
Was too hot.
Oh, that's fine.
I'm ready for.
The heat, it's hot.
My grass looked green for that
day.
Oh, did early my just.
It's gonna die again.
At least the northerners don't
have burn bands like we do.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, We're in the burn section
of our state now.
Yeah, what's that about?
It's 'cause it's so dry and
everything shed.
So everything burns.
Yeah, it burns easily.
You throw a little cigarette out
your window.
Well, thank God there's no
Mexican cartel here.
Right, they would have a field
day.
Yeah, everything would be
burning.
Everything.
Burning smoke of the bear pops
up.
I would arm myself in protecting
my Costco.
It's gonna go to Costco, right?
Not today.
They're turning the Sanford Mall
into a Costco, are they?
Yeah, it's supposed to be like
the biggest one in the United
States.
The biggest, biggest go Yeah.
Sanford Mall?
Uh huh.
This is finally the decision
that they've made.
Everybody voted and.
They said yes.
We haven't had a decision like
this since LeBron James going to
Cleveland.
They're putting apartments on
the 2nd floor.
Oh.
Costco apartments?
Like does it come with like,
sodas and hot dogs?
I don't think they're.
Probably free membership.
Free complementary membership.
Yeah, I like the executive one.
I.
Like what's going on here?
This makes me happy.
You like the Costco?
Will there be propane and gas
there?
Probably, yeah.
Well, I.
Imagine they will.
Nice.
Hope they have the Sears thing
out and put it over there.
I like it.
I hope they have diesel fuel.
Yeah, for you.
Yeah, they're not going to do
it.
No, I.
Can do it.
Maybe because it's the biggest
one.
Open that fitness center back
up.
A gym Costco gym Kirkland
signature lift weight weight
lifting.
Yeah, there's already a gym
there, they just have to put
some equipment in it.
There you go.
Would you?
Would you join?
No.
It's much closer.
You could do it back and forth
to work.
I love my gym.
I have a system.
No, I'm not changing that well.
Couldn't you have the system at
the new?
Gym.
No.
Why not?
Because I like my system.
And you can go when your kids
could do go karts and things
while you're working out.
I'm not doing that.
No.
OK.
All right.
What else you got?
You got a video?
I do not have a video today.
Surprise, surprise.
Read in the middle of the show
you want to talk about hockey?
We already kind of did talk
about hockey.
We just said they won.
Yeah, we talked about John
Mctavish.
And one kid got his teeth
knocked out.
He did the kid who made the
final score to put us over the
top.
Did you see that shot?
No, but I read the story.
That shot was epic.
Yeah, like, like Willie said,
poor Canada.
It's a game of inches.
I get him.
Poor I don't feel bad for Canada
for losing in hockey.
No, no, he was just saying that
because, you know, the Blue Jays
lost in an inch.
Oh, did they?
Yeah, against the Dodgers.
Cats just get their ass kicked.
Did the.
Did the female hockey beat
Canada too?
Is that they beat to get it too?
Oh, so they're just losing
everywhere?
Yeah.
Yeah, well.
It's actually beat Canada.
Maybe you should rethink that
51st state thing.
Collecting the LS.
Collecting the LS.
And then you guys would be
winners too.
Yeah, then you guys would get
dubs, you know what I mean?
Can't beat them.
Join them, that's the same.
There you go.
Yeah, and if they don't want to
be a star on the flag, you know,
they could just be a territory.
Yeah, we could put a Maple Leaf.
Puerto Rico.
Yeah, put a little Maple Leaf
in.
Most people won't even know that
you're a part of America, right?
Yeah, just like Puerto.
Rico Yeah.
And then we can have some kind
of Canadian artist do the Super
Bowl and then we could all be
outraged.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
And then we say hey, no.
By who?
That house that he built as part
of his thing, Apparently it's a
real house and the guy who owns
a house is suing him 'cause he
didn't give him permission to
duplicate his house.
Oh my God, what are we doing?
I don't know.
It's another Puerto Rican tune
in Puerto Rican.
I don't know what to tell.
Ya, what does that mean?
It means the guy, the guy who
owns the house, is in Puerto
Rico.
This was a big Puerto Rican
thing.
Everybody was supporting him
because he was doing stuff for
Puerto Rico, except for this one
man who goes, oh, no, my house,
it's in a thing.
He's gonna pay me money.
You think you think Greg would
be a subject matter expert on
this or?
On the phone right now, Greg
Stefan Gevich Half.
Puerto Rican, Half Puerto Rican.
Is that why you're saying that?
Yeah.
He's half Puerto Rican because
he's eating so much rice and
beans.
Oh, is that?
Because his wife is Puerto
Rican.
Right, right.
You guys are too much.
I just wanted to know.
I'm only affiliated with these
people on the show.
He's the boss.
Apparent I don't speak with him
inside, Yeah.
He's the head boss.
He's.
A head guy have have no control
over what they say.
We review it before every show.
Yeah, we don't.
Ohh, his lines prerecorded
because he wants to take any of
it out he can.
He's not happening.
Alright, Cigar news.
The day after the Supreme Court
ruled Donald Trump didn't have
the legal authority to enact his
April 2025 Liberation Day
tariffs, the American president
announced that he would increase
the base level.
Tariffs.
So there you go.
Like I don't understand.
From 10 to 15%, the new rate is
part of Section 122 tariffs.
He found a new rule.
Like, that's the funny part to
me.
Oh, I can't do it that way.
Oh, what here?
We talked about this.
Well, yeah, well, yeah, I, you
know, I mentioned that 'cause we
called Naked Cigar Den who we
should call again, 'cause he's
snowed in.
Should be funny as hell.
Yeah, he has nothing else to do.
Two Guys is open.
Did you see his videos this
morning?
No, He's outside with his phone
on the end of one of those
selfie sticks.
Yeah, And you can't hear half of
it because the wind's blowing so
hard.
He's puffing his little cigars
and we're open.
Come on in.
Wow.
If you can make it, good for
him.
Little man.
Such a great video.
What the hell were you talking
about?
Cigar Dim.
Oh yeah, cigar dim, they're.
Like, oh, the tariffs are going
to go away.
What are you going to do now
with your price?
I'm like, dude, the tariffs
aren't going away.
You think that that like the
this is not a guy that just
says, all right, you won.
He figures out a way to to do
it.
Well, but.
Tell me.
The Dominican and and Honduras
tariffs went up.
Our tarot for Nicaragua went
down.
It did 'cause it's 15%.
We were 18.
Oh, it went down.
So ours went down 3, theirs went
up five.
Nice and even across the board.
So everybody's at 15 now.
Well, it makes it easier for
Tonya when she's doing her
spreadsheet there at the White
House.
Yeah.
Right, 15 and.
Carry the one and.
Everybody at 15 now, it's so
much easier.
It's so much better.
Here comes an Excel sheet.
So that's even funnier now
because now you're going to hear
more price increases from the
Dominican Republic and from
Honduras.
Right, But it's only for it's
like 150 days.
But rule 122 only gives them 150
days.
It's a temporary thing.
Oh and then I'm then I'm sure
that it needs like a 2 day break
and then you can just reinstall
it.
I don't know how that works.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, there's probably take a
day.
Off and put it back on.
Yeah, there's.
Somebody ships and cigars on
Tuesday.
Expired new one.
Or by then he'll find a new
rule.
Yeah.
That's right after midterms,
right?
123.
If you haven't learned this by
now, the golden rule is those
who have the gold make the
rules.
Yeah.
So if you think for one second
that tariffs are going away
because this guy's gonna just
back down, why they're.
Not going away.
Where were they?
Where were they out of your
mind?
Where they originally at?
I have no I have no clue.
Probably 0 originally.
No, nobody was 0.
Nobody is 0.
You.
Don't think it ever started at
0.
No, and then I like how?
Like when the Indians are
trading for beads.
I like, it's American, Sir.
I like how some people were
like, oh, well, now they're, you
know, the, the, the rebates are
going to the businesses, they
should be going to the consumers
and all this other stuff.
It's like, OK, dude, like I
don't, he's not going to pay
anybody.
Like good luck with that.
Yeah, you're not getting money
back.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
What you want to go?
You're going to go to court for
that?
OK, Go to court.
It's like if the UTL goes away,
nobody's getting money back.
It's like you you believe in the
system.
No, that's not.
That's not how it works.
That's not how the system works.
System works, people, Come on.
The rich will always continue to
get richer.
That's just how that works.
Speaking of rich people, yes,
Pro Sabor set records.
Yeah, only AJ.
Yes, Pro Cigar 2026, the
Dominican Republic most
prominent cigar festival, came
to a close Friday evening with
the traditional gala night and
the annual humidor Action for
chair auction.
Why did you say action?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's another.
Typo for charities along with
the organized it raised.
Guess how much money I raised?
Record numbers record.
Numbers record numbers.
Last year was very
disappointing. 300,000. 600,000.
$618,188 in total.
That's a pretty good guess,
aren't you?
Mostly from the he saw it, he
cheated mostly from the human or
auction, but also through some
direct donations.
This was the first time that the
human or auction raised more
than $500,000 suppress,
surpassing the previous record
set in 2024 and a notable
increase from what was
characterized as a disappointing
2025.
Yeah, something about when he
raised prices, you have more
money.
I don't know, I think opening it
up to people that weren't there
helped too.
Who?
I think AJ won that thing for
150.
Though AJ bought the Fuente one
for 150.
Yeah.
So yeah, opening up made sense
online.
Some, you see, what they what
they got against what they said
it was worth was just
ridiculous.
Yeah, some of them weren't.
But that's what an auction's
supposed to be about.
Right.
No, I mean like like the PDR one
they said was worth $18,000.
OK, that was the lowest one.
It got 600 bucks.
What?
Yes, it got $600.00.
Yes.
From 18,000.
Yes, they said it was worth
$18,000 and it went for 600.
Dollars.
That's ridiculous.
I would be so pissed.
The Casa Carrillo, I mean, I
only went for 2500 and it was,
it was a double digit too.
I don't remember specifically
what that one was.
What does that tell you?
He only likes PDR cigars.
Yeah, or like, like the people
in the organization won't even
support him.
Arnold Andre, I don't know what
his went for, but he they only
got $700.
I'd be so pissed.
Guessing it's Andre cigars.
I'm guessing.
Like whether you like this guy
or not, he went out of his way
to build a thing to give away.
Donated it to the organization.
And somebody said I'll give you
50 bucks for.
It Reyes went for $700.
What what, what are what are
these things that they're giving
away?
But.
So it's humidor.
Yeah, the humidor is full of
cigars.
Right, so a JS but the Fuente
one went for 150K.
Yeah, AJ bought.
It.
That's wild.
Only AJ.
Only AJ.
Toro Fuente.
Toro Fuente had another one and
it went for 3500.
You think it was just the one
check for the 150,000?
You think it's installments?
One check.
Cash, he just, he's walking
around the briefcase.
Yeah, if he was there, he could
have run on the phone, Yeah.
Probably has like a old freezer
box.
Like a walk in freezer box,
right?
Cash is all on the shelves.
Just brought it in, laid it out
on a dead.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
What did in the car?
Here you go, take it.
Put it in my car.
You know which one it is.
It's his only AJ on the car on
the license.
Plate.
So this is only AJ.
No, I ride on Dominican
Republic.
Only AJ Dominican.
It's the one I drive when I'm
here before I go back to my reef
I have made outside my villa.
He has a reef.
Yes, yeah, he bought the reef.
A Like a coral reef.
Yeah, so they got mad at him
that said that he is it illegal?
Yeah, they got mad at him, said
he couldn't do anything to it,
so he bought.
It so he bought it.
Is that a true story?
That's I've heard that too.
That's the rumor.
That's Yeah.
How do you That's OK.
What do you?
Mean it's a third world country,
the government's offered enough
money, they'll sell anything.
No, it's illegal.
You can't have that reef.
I give you $1,000,000.
You can have it where you want
it delivered.
Would you like it today?
You can't.
Drive your boat over that.
I can't.
I'd buy it.
I can run it over as much as I
want.
To have a jet ski everywhere.
We have new cigar core, reef
cigar core reef cigar.
It called AJ Reef.
AJ Reef.
Only AJ Reef.
All right, the Cigar Masters
launch a premium online cigar
education platform.
Oh, this sounds fantastic it.
Did, didn't it?
The Cigar Masters has launched
an online cigar education
platform offering more than 25
hours of professionally produced
video content, according to a
press release issued February
11th, 2026.
Let's see our show's 30 minutes
long or an hour long. 30 minutes
of that is cigar news, cigar
update, cigar information.
We're approaching episode 500 so
we can give you 250 hours of
content cigar based for nothing.
Well, you have to watch, no?
No, no, don't you say that last
part?
I was there for nothing.
Yeah, I'm giving everything away
over.
There you do have to watch ads
for.
God sakes, man. 999 a month.
That's a deal.
This one's 2499, right?
So what?
What does it include?
All right, these are the people
that they these are the people
that are included in the videos.
OK, Alexander Groom.
No idea.
Mitchell Orchant Class Kellner.
That I know.
AJ Patel.
OK.
Sounds familiar?
Yeah, it does sound familiar.
Nick Flopes, Darian Spitzania,
Raul Bravo and cigar inspectors
Usman Dawood.
And what do they?
What do they say you?
Better not to cover.
The curriculum is described is
described as documentary style
exploring filmed exploration
filmed across multiple
continents, covering tobacco
production from cultivation
through manufacturing, cigar
history, Vitola's vintage
cigars, aging cigar and drink
pairings, counterfeit detection,
cigar retail and lounge
business, and tasting and
appreciation.
Sounds like they put a lot of
work into this.
All this starts at 2499 per
month.
What's the highest you can?
Cancel at any time.
Well, I went to the website,
yeah.
I.
Know you do.
Do some more, you know,
investigative.
So the web page, I assume it's
the same web page.
It was called the same thing.
I Googled the name.
It only had one fee that I could
find.
It was for 120 four, $120.00 for
four hours introductory course
on those things that I mentioned
before and now, and I quote you
the explore the heritage and
culture that shapes cigar
traditions, learning to conduct
the tasting ritual with
confidence and understanding the
etiquette observed and refined
settings.
So I said, OK, clicked on that
one a little further and it said
out of stock, can't buy.
It Are you sure it was the same
site?
Same name I Google.
I just took the name from the
article and put it up at the
top.
There is only one cigar master.
What's it called?
Cigar Masters.
Hold on, I gotta go back to the
top.
Settle down.
Hold on almost to the top, the
Cigar Masters class Cigar
Masters launch premium online
cigar education platform.
Cigar Masters class.
There's several other classes
planned but you.
Master of Cigars online
education.
That could be it, I don't know.
That's the only one that pops.
Up very pretty website and.
You click the link.
Is Alex puts on you on there?
It's a very pretty sight.
Explore courses, learn more.
That's 120.
That's it.
Out of stock.
Out of stock.
How does a It's a video.
How does a video become out of
stock?
Yeah, digital video.
They only have the one.
This is, but this is like in
euros, in tuition €50.
Oh, maybe it's Avhs VHS.
Oh God, what?
Like some serious missteps here?
We've done a.
Another great idea by a bunch of
fancy guys that nobody.
But we did a press release and
we don't even have.
Right.
Doesn't even work.
Oh.
My God.
There was no link mentioned in
the press release bro.
The only person that covers
press release was the magazine
that the guy is in that is part
of the group.
So how'd you find it?
I go to other places for cigar
news when half wheel doesn't
have any.
Gotcha.
OK, what's he doing over there?
He's boiling an egg.
Sounds like.
It beaming it up, Scotty.
He's smoking the VI.
What is it?
Fill #2 Gojira.
Gojira.
Gojira.
All right, now it's time for the
biggest game to ever hit the
cigar industry.
What's the?
Score.
OK, today's first cigar.
March 17th, 2014.
Brian Burt.
Sorry Brian Burt reviewed.
The Cigar from Deltona, FL.
Yeah, yes, Crown heads Dominican
Republic Redux 4 Kicks Mule
kick.
Oh.
What year was this?
2014 it.
Was old.
Oh, engine's revving.
Reverse.
Go ahead.
OK, 4 kicks.
Let's go 84.
So low 89.
OK cigar Reviews 4 Kicks Limited
Edition 2012 Mule Kick Country
Origin Dominican Republic
Factory Tablet Galera La Alicia.
La Alicia, that's.
What he said.
OK.
Rapper Ecuadorian Habano Binder
Nicaraguan filler, Nicaraguan,
size 5 7/8 by 52.
It's a Toro and they only smoked
one because it's a redux.
Phil. 82. 89.
Clue #1 The construction was
flawless, especially after some
humidor time.
Boom.
A razor sharp burn line, sturdy
ash holding over an inch and an
ideal draw made this cigar
perform exactly how you want a
limited edition to perform.
Flawless 33. 84. 90.
Clue #2.
Clue #2.
Flavor Profile still delivers a
refined combination of milk
chocolate, nuttiness, cocoa and
cedar with added layers of
cinnamon and light citrus in the
second third.
For a sub $9 limited release, it
offers impressive complexity and
value. 85. 90.
Clue #3 Compared to earlier
experiences, the flavors felt
slightly muted and the cigar
developed a noticeable
bitterness toward the end,
leaving it just short of the
standout performance it once
had.
Just short, huh?
Just that it once had. 88.
Good 189.
Final thought, to say the very
least, I was disappointed in
this redux and very high hopes
for the cigar which scored so
well.
Initially I speculated that the
Mule kick was slightly over
humidified when I reviewed it
and wrote that I hoped sometime
and rest would bring out even
more flavors.
That leads me to believe that
either the cigar smokes better
at a higher humidity, this was a
fluke and a bad sample, or this
is a possibility.
The Mule Kick was the prime when
it was released and hasn't done
well with H.
Whatever the case may be,
despite the delightful
construction, the muted profile
and lack of previously enjoyed
flavors, I really put a damper
on my enjoyment of the cigar.
Unlike you unlike you unlike.
Me what?
You're at your prime now with
with age.
Yes, yes, exactly right.
You're flourishing.
You're sweating my ass off.
You're sweating your ass off
Sweating.
Is that why you slide out of the
chair?
Maybe 'cause?
You diaper gets wet.
Diapers are in my pants.
I keep telling you that 'cause.
You have ass wet.
I have ass, yeah, ass sweat.
Tremendous ass wet.
You better be careful you get
one of those bed sores and.
There's giant light here.
It might burst into flames now.
Yeah, we should.
We should do a giveaway where we
give a trip to Mexico.
Puerto Vallarta, or for you?
Oh sorry, we were going to do
it, but the flights aren't
available.
The flights are canceled
already.
Southwest canceled the.
Flights, I think we can do about
it.
And we have no money, so we're
going to let Greg drive you to
Mexico.
Charmed.
Right.
You see he drove in today with
all the windows down.
The guy's dying of pneumonia and
he's got all the windows down
driving in in that.
Car Is he dying of pneumonia?
He's still sick and coughing.
He's always dying of something.
We're all dying.
That's true.
Some of us faster. 86.
That's a good number.
That's a good number.
That could be the number 85.
Did you look it up?
No, you went the right way, I.
Know scores. 85 Boom, nailed it.
I went again.
You won again there, Phil.
Well, I feel like American.
You must feel like Canada.
Just by an inch.
Just.
Losing all the time, losing
everywhere, losing with the
tariffs, losing with the hockey.
What do you have?
You got the syrup, I guess,
right?
Still got syrup I.
Mean they got the Mounties.
Yeah, they don't.
No, they don't exist anymore.
Yeah, there's like one guy now
it's a.
Ceremonial group now, yeah.
Wow, that's messed up.
I.
Don't even have that.
They have the falls.
Siagra falls.
We have half of them.
So do we.
Wonder if a JS going to buy the
other half.
They got the Big Mac, we got the
Big Mick.
A JS can buy the other.
Half AJ buys half of the Niagara
Falls Canadian side.
What do you mean I can't bring
my boat in here?
It's like, Hun, I can.
Did you see my reef?
Yeah.
AJ Fernandez, AJ Buys buys
Canadian Half of the air falls.
Half of the night air.
Now he makes new cigars.
Called AJ Falls, AJ Falls, Only
AJ Falls.
Only AJ falls.
All right, this Wednesday I will
be at Northport Cigar.
Wait.
Wait, wait, there's only. 10 Is
that the first one?
Oh, is that all?
No, I thought the show was over.
Because I thought the show was
over.
I get all excited.
He's got to change his diaper.
You got to get him to bed soon.
Hey May 9th, 2019 Charlie Minato
cigar Just some crowl Nicaragua
reviews the nugs Habano.
Oh boy.
Your first winner. 65 Listen,
This is why Riste don't come for
me.
For love of God, I think that
Charlie and and half wheel don't
necessarily get along with Riste
so and I feel like this might
this maybe this was the reason.
So that's why I just shot it low
so don't hurt me. 22. 22 Oh my
God, You can hurt Phil, though.
You can hurt Phil.
Come for Phil.
I don't.
I mean, I don't.
The numbers don't matter in
half, will you know?
We already know.
This but don't hack our YouTube
page or anything like please
don't don't please don't wreck
any other stuff.
Can they hack?
Are you super?
Smart.
Yeah, Yeah, you.
Need to do all kinds of things.
Jessam Crown nugs Habano Country
of origin Nicaragua Factory
Devacalera de Argon Rapper
Ecuadorian Habano Binder
Undisclosed Filler Undisclosed
length 5 by 48 Robusto They
smoked 3.
And it was.
All really high.
I'm going to go 65.
Is this the one that has the
marijuana in it?
The nugs, yeah, it has the but
it's not THC.
It's what's the other one,
Elemental P?
Yeah, HHLOB or something.
Yeah, well.
CBDCBDCBD.
Oh, fake stuff.
Fake stuff I.
Don't even know where to go with
this here, I've never even
heard.
It 22 so I would go up I
probably.
Wouldn't have even a cigar guy
at that time.
No, and their name is.
We're just some nugs.
Is that the name of the?
Just just some crawl's the guy's
name.
Oh, that's a name.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the name of the
brand.
Oh, OK.
Ristez again.
Ristez.
The guy's name.
Oh.
Risty, where'd you say you were
at 65?
You're still in the 60s?
Yep, I'll go up a little 25.
OK, I was just being dumb.
Clue number one cigar delivers a
consistent core of nuttiness,
coffee, toast and bread with
white pepper and earth adding
depth to the middle. 3rd when
the flavors come together it
shows a solid medium, full
profile with good balance and
involving complexity. 80.
Oh wow, that's a super.
Big deal.
Or do you listen when he talks?
Yeah, but Brian just did a
review and he did a 180.
He thought it was going to be in
the 90s.
Well, I just kind of score along
with what he says and then I
make a decision on the final
thought.
That's how you play the game.
I'll go to 70.
Instead of just saying random
numbers 70 like a.
Clue #2 why they keep bickering.
Construction shines in the draw
department.
All three samples offered a
great easy draw with ample smoke
production, allowing the flavor
profile to express itself
without resistance.
You're up. 85. 75. 7 Niner.
Clue #3 The biggest drawback is
inconsistency.
Flavors can feel muted or
generic at times.
Retro Hells introduce the odd
sour note, and burn.
Performance varies
significantly, including uneven
burns in one sample that raced
through the first third too far,
too quickly.
Yeah, I mean, look, it's, you
know.
It's the marijuana.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's difficult
to calibrate.
Sure, 72.
Oh, I.
Guess you'll even he's done,
yeah.
You can quit. 75.
All right, final thought.
I hate wrist day.
My name is Charlie Minato.
Oh God.
This is still a cigar blog, and
our process is to review cigars
in the same manner each and
every time.
So while every other discussion
of the nugs will start and end
with CBD, mine will finish with
the cigar.
I think this is somewhat in the
middle of the pack for JSK
offerings to date.
A time showing very developed
flavors but often times lacking
that precision outside of touch
ups, particularly after the
first third.
I can't say there are many
negatives about the nugs, but I
do wish 2 exemplary
characteristics were more
consistent. 70 6. 75.
You went the wrong way 85.
He got a 80 he.
Got a different He got a decent
score.
That wasn't bad at all.
It's.
OK, he took it for what it.
Was you faked me out?
You said they have no good
relationship there.
Who's?
Again, they don't.
But in the final thought, he
said we're going to do what we
do.
This is a cigar.
We're going to review it as a
cigar and not mention the CBD.
Blame Canada.
Blame Canada.
That's you.
You're Canada.
Canadian Phil.
Canadian Phil.
Canadian, Phil.
Canadian Phil does have a
sticker of Biggie Smalls on
them.
Yes, he does.
I'm looking at him right now.
After we've doctored that thing
up with Canadian memorabilia.
Start dropping your A's a little
bit, you know.
Dom Mcdavish, when you hear this
in six months, can you send me a
bunch of Canadian stickers?
Yeah, the only the only sticker
of singer they have is Drake.
Wasn't the?
Send me Canadian flag stickers
I.
Don't care.
Wasn't that my heart will go on.
Lady Canadian.
What's her name?
Who?
Titanic.
Thank you.
Céline Dion.
She's.
She's almost dead.
What do you mean she's almost
dead?
She's got that disease where she
turns into stone.
What?
She turns into stone.
Yeah, her joints and everything
lock up.
Oh my, you mean she can't move?
Not turns into stone.
Well, yeah, but it's called
something like stoneophobia or
something.
I mean, it's got a, it's got
rocks in the name.
It wasn't Bon Jovi, Canadian.
Yeah, Bon Jovi's Canadian.
A couple good things come out of
Canada.
Oh, Celine Dion's number one,
Joni Mitchell.
That's a little before you guys
time.
Yeah.
Was she like a folk singer?
Yeah, Neil Young.
For you guys time.
Too.
I know who Neil Young is, bro.
Yeah, don't come for me, Leonard
Cohen.
Michael J Fox.
The weekend he's.
Canadian.
Drake, obviously, the Biebs.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Does.
He wear anything but underwear
now he just runs around in just
his underwear.
Pretty much.
I mean, that's listen, if I was,
you know, if I had tons.
Of money, what you do at home
anyway, so.
Yeah, if I had tons of money,
I'd probably just be out in my
underwear, right, you know?
Your wife says you just run
around your underwear at.
Home Bryan Adams.
Yeah.
Shania Twain.
Wow, there's a lot.
Everybody's mad at her now.
Why are they mad at Shania
Twain?
I don't know something she did
where she was dressed.
In Bieber boxers.
Something.
Like I wish Bieber boxers Shania
Twain.
Something unbefitting a woman of
her age.
Alanis Morissette.
You mean Alice like the rock?
Alice Alice from The Brady
Bunch.
Alice Morissette.
No, Alice Morissette, isn't that
Alanis?
It's Alanis.
Oh, Alanis Morissette.
It's a guitarist, right?
No.
She's the singer.
I think she plays the guitar
though.
Maybe I'm thinking of somebody
different.
Yeah, obviously you.
No, not maybe.
You definitely are thinking
somebody different.
Alice In Chains.
That's a band.
Yeah, isn't.
Who's the guitars in that?
Not Alanis Morissette.
And not somebody named Alice.
I think Alice In Chains actually
has a member name Alice, and
they're not in chains.
That that was your top 10
notable mentions.
Michael Bublé, Avril Lavigne
Michael Bublé Nelly Furtado.
Wow.
So there you go.
You're in some good company.
How come they don't have their
own reward place?
Canadians, yeah, nobody would
go.
We need it.
Well, you got to have a
Tourette's person there.
It's too expensive for the
taxes.
Probably right?
I was even in charge of Canada,
now I don't.
Know I would say that we lost
our one Canadian listener, but
he like you said he won't hear
this for.
This for six months.
Yeah, he's.
So far out he's.
So far behind, he said about
listener.
He listens to every episode,
yeah.
Yeah, we love you, Canada.
Just in his own time.
We love you Canada, even if you
lost a lot lately, it's OK.
In six months, you're going to
get a hate e-mail.
You're going to rise.
You're going to rise out of all
your L's six months.
We get a.
Nasty like a phoenix?
What is?
This about why are we going to
need?
What the hell is he talking
about talking about?
What are you talking about?
The hockey team.
Yeah, we love camera hockey.
Yeah.
Football season again.
Hockey.
Like, I didn't even watch it.
I just caught the highlights on
the news.
That's how involved I was.
I just knew it'd give you a hard
time.
Did.
You guys watch any of the Winter
Olympics?
At all?
No, I didn't either.
Care less.
Yeah.
Nobody cared.
Just.
Give me the stats at the end.
How many?
What time are the golds?
I told you why though, it's
ridiculous.
I'm not going to watch something
that already happened.
Yeah, but nobody really watches
the Winter Olympics anyways.
And I want it to be where if you
got the if you, whoever wins the
most gold, they get to have it
in there.
Can have it the next next time.
It's a reason the home field
advantage is a reason to do
well.
Do you watch the closing
ceremonies?
No, the pro Sabor wouldn't look
like it was better.
Yeah, it probably was.
They're just done.
Well, you know, they're out of
condoms.
Hey, everybody's mad and
everybody's all worked up.
Or just pregnant women
everywhere.
Everybody's chafed with STDs.
I mean like, you know.
With STDs.
It's just going around.
Things are wild.
STDs running through.
The Yeah.
Running through the sports
people.
Gonorrhea all over, rampant
among the athletes.
This is just a joke, don't hurt
me.
Anybody got anything else?
Not going to say where I'm going
to be.
Yeah.
Hey, where are you going to be?
Hey.
Wednesday I'm going to be at
Northport Cigars over in
Northport, Florida from 1:00 to
5:00.
Come see me.
That's right.
And we got an event coming up.
On Friday, you won't be here.
No, end of March, Where are we
going to be?
We're going to see Bull Wheel.
We're going to bull wheel cigars
and humor, fine humor.
When is that?
That's like the 25th and 26th or
26th and 27th, whatever that
Friday, Saturday is.
That sounds exciting.
Yeah.
It's Friday.
Saturday, Thursday, Friday.
I don't know.
You don't know.
Are you guys flying or driving?
We're driving.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell.
You 'cause I like to pop into
Pensacola while we're over in
that area.
Oh God.
I think it's Thursday, Friday.
I think it's Thursday, Friday as
well.
Yeah, 26th and 27th, OK.
Sounds perfect.
Can't wait, what are we popping
into?
Pensacola, Oh, 'cause you don't
ever go there.
It's kind of out of the way.
Yeah, about an hour and a half.
Like closer than we would been
from here.
Yeah.
Alright guys, this has been
episode 474.
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Show Notes
On todays show….Mikey Next Dogs Name will be El Mencho, BAFTAs were a Fing Success…can’t go anywhere on the eastern seaboard its all snowed in! And then in cigars Pro Sabor sets records, and we have some tariffs news! A new Cigar Masters classs, Then a game of what’s the score!