ACHP Episode 475 Flavor Fav & Ldies Hockey
Transcript
Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast, episode 475.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
with me today is Phil.
I can't swear anymore, Mcguffey.
Oh, we're stopping that.
In engineering, yeah, you'll
find out in a minute.
And then as my Co host Mikey, it
was Preston Day.
I'm still tangling.
Step on Kevitch.
I am tingling away.
Tingle, tingle, tingle, tingle.
Gentlemen, thank you all right,
as always.
If anything, new means more work
for me.
Yay.
So as part of the new
monetization program, I have to
answer multiple layers of
questions about the show I am
uploading.
We made a dollar yesterday.
And then I have to wait while it
scans the show to see if the
answers to my to the questions
were correct.
What so questions like was there
excessive foul language?
Like HELL&D AM NI don't want to
say the words 'cause then I have
to say yes we said them.
Was there overt swearing like SH
hockey stick?
Whatever.
Yes.
And then there was there extreme
swearing like F asterisk that
word I have to answer yes to
those three questions.
And then there's certain
advertisers have regulations on
language of what it says.
So as you click them advertiser
disappear that will advertise on
your show.
So then after that there are was
there any sexual themes or
stories mentioned in the
podcast?
That's going to happen.
Yeah, well, I took a story out
today that I was going to do.
There's an update to a story
we've had before on Bonnie Blue.
Remember Miss Bonnie Blue?
Vaguely.
The porn star, Yeah.
Oh, you have to say yes now.
No, no, we haven't said
anything.
What she did, she did something
and something happened because
of what she did, OK.
Wait a second, hold on, why
would we change the format?
Because now we're monetized.
OK.
But we, we, we can still say,
hey, yes, there was something
said.
And then you, you know, it may
be.
Well then we might not get the
big palm olive ad for the week.
Well then.
And then the palm olive ad goes
for the week.
Oh, is that what we're doing?
Is that how we made a dollar
palm olive?
I don't know what it was.
I didn't, I didn't watch it and
see.
I don't even know if it's the
same commercial for everybody.
Yeah.
So you know it could rotate or
not.
So realistically though, just be
honest and just don't change the
authenticity of the show or the
format we're.
Not going to change the format
as Joe because I had a little
game set up where he watches
you, you watch me and I watch
him and then we sort of keep
scoring.
That's very awkward, Palmer.
Yeah.
How that'll be fun?
We're not doing any kind of.
We add the scores and then
that's how I answer the
questions.
We're not doing any CU asterisk
asterisks here.
No, I do think that Dumb Dumb
over here should choose his
words a little more wisely
instead, instead of using the F
word as his umm as his umm.
Did I use the F word last
episode?
I don't think we did yesterday,
I said yesterday we didn't do
any of these things.
No, there's just a lot of
chocolate Bunny jokes and stuff.
Yeah.
What chocolate Bunny?
What is that?
I don't want to say it because
then you have to answer yes to
the question.
Is that a racist it?
Was 100 something was.
Wow, I cut out my racist thing.
I cut mine out.
I didn't know how to in the
beginning.
How did you?
It was in the beginning.
I cut my out.
Trimmed yours away.
And his went beep beep for what
he said.
There's a horn honk in there.
Oh.
Oh, well, Bonnie Blue, let's go
ahead and get this one out of
the way then.
Oh.
OK, so we'll just talk about it.
Let's.
Talk about it.
She did the 400 unprotected sex
with men video thing to set the
world record.
Well, now she's pregnant.
No way.
I was waiting for.
It one of the random 400 minutes
so they all have to be tested.
Well, not all of them I guess.
I guess I could start with which
one she would prefer and then
sort of work her way through the
list.
Man, how nervous do you think
all those guys are?
Well, there's got to be some who
didn't in that did out.
That did in.
That did out.
Didn't didn't go in.
I mean, they, they finished out
not in.
So I mean, you know, I know
there's still a question, but so
I mean you, you know, you put
them off in another category.
We'll we'll test these if nobody
else you know.
Pull out game week.
Right.
I mean you can still get
pregnant on the pull out on SO.
Mommy, how was I born?
Oh God.
It's gonna be one of those Harry
Kruger, multiple people babies.
Harry Kruger, Multiple people.
Harry Kruger was the son of a
nurse who was gang raped at a
SANE asylum.
This sounds completely
different.
Though I mean, I was going to go
a different direction and make
some jokes, but now, now there's
nothing I can say that will be
at all humorous whatsoever.
All.
Right.
Well, you can't call US names
anymore either.
That's in there.
I can't call you names anymore.
No, I can't call us names, man.
That's it's in there.
I can and when I do you just
uncheck that box, OK?
When?
You say names.
Can we?
Derogatory states.
Does he say derogatory?
Do I say derogatories?
Yeah, I don't think.
He's all those dummies and
idiots and you, when we
interrupt you, you, you drop the
F bomb and.
Well, if you if you frustrate
me, are you thirsty already
within 5 minutes in?
Yes, that's just a nervous,
that's a nervous thing.
Thirsty.
No, I'm thirsty.
It takes a sibling.
He's.
Drinking a lot still my.
Throat's still very dry from the
illness.
All right, well, you didn't even
bother asking me.
How do we check out get some of
that chapter?
Pods haven't got that far yet.
Now on today's show, Eric Dane
allegedly wasn't a nice guy.
More UK officials have been
arrested.
Women's hockey says no thank you
to the president.
And then in cigar news, we got a
couple of new cigars and let's
see if Mikey's run at What's the
Score Weekly Championship is
still on track.
But before we do any of that,
how do we get some of that non
self promoting ZH pod swag
Michael?
What you wanted?
We're not allowed to self
promote.
It Oh my God.
Is this considered self
promoting?
Huh.
What is that English?
It's.
Not considered self promoting.
Yeah, we're promoting our own
stuff.
Oh.
But this is not.
This is not what that is.
OK, Yeah.
What you want to do is check out
Chapter pod.com where we have
all of our latest apparel and
swag.
Newest job is still the post
Sonia .079 from Greatness hat.
There's like 8 left.
So what you want to do is check
out chbot.com where you get buy
1 you get the 2nd 140% off or
spend $100 or more.
You're going to get free
shipping on your order.
And if you buy 8, you get 4 of
them 80 or 40% off or whatever.
That's not true.
That's why.
Don't listen.
No, Boots is not promoting.
He's inviting guests on the
show.
Now he's promoting his own swag.
Oh God.
Get into some quick comments
here.
Just one, one, one final
question, never be brought up
again.
The beanies are completely off
the table now.
We're not doing the beanies.
The beanies are gone.
They're out of stock.
Let's say we sold the one and
now they're out of stock.
I mean, I just wasn't happy with
how it came out.
OK, Why is somebody really out
of it?
No.
No, we just haven't brought it
up anymore and I know we bought
some so.
No, I saw the comment.
Yeah, that that guy Boots.
He really wanted another.
One yeah, I've.
Got 1 boots, got 1 Ben.
Got one.
After that, we're sold out.
We only had the 2.
That's fine.
Yeah.
Never be brought up again.
I.
Mean I yeah 'cause I didn't feel
that the one that I gave to Ben
was.
Put them in the overstock in the
back of the warehouse and
they'll be fine.
No, they're they're sitting
there.
There's only like 3 or 4 of the
regular meetings.
We have a warehouse.
Yes, we have a warehouse.
Oh my God, it's my front
bedroom.
Bedroom.
So.
It's now.
It's now a, it's now ACH Pod
central.
Yeah, several people have lived
in it, but now it is Ch pod
central.
I like it when people say, so
where do you get these done?
I'm like, oh, we make them like,
well then, but but who?
I go well, sometimes I do.
Sometimes my wife does like we.
Make them.
We're working on teaching the
children.
Yeah.
So CW6383 said great show in
regards to episode.
Four, that might be the new
Patreon.
I think it is.
That would make sense, yes.
You see a great show.
Or yes, on the latest episode,
our dear friend Mark Palmer said
Jon Bon Jovi is from New Jersey.
Just saying.
Did we say he wasn't?
We said.
He was the.
Oh, that's right.
Maybe he was from Canada before
New Jersey.
Yeah, well, you know.
Before he got a citizenship.
I do remember that everybody's
like a right to passage to run
into Jon Bon Jovi in New.
Jersey I remember that too.
Yeah, so it is what it is.
He's Canadian in my eyes.
He doesn't.
He didn't he want to move the
Buffalo Bills out of, I don't
know, into Canada?
Sporty.
You're a big sport guy.
I mean, they might as well.
I mean, what is that one mile?
Yeah, it's just, it's just
across AJ's falls.
The other side.
AJ's Falls, yeah, TX southpaw
42O2 said.
I had a year of the Duke Fresh
in March April and I thought it
was really harsh.
Since then they've aged well.
I noticed reviews in June so
that may have helped the score.
A suggestion, send Coco nibs and
teriyaki the half wheel after
each post on your release.
So yeah that's true man.
Maybe.
Maybe when the year the Duke is
dropped they just need a little
bit of time to rest.
That's very possible.
Who knows?
Yeah.
And I know as I helped him name
it and he didn't say a word.
Yeah, still.
Still to this day, never.
Going to this day no credit.
I did like the fact that David
Morris wrote, you know, 1140 on
episode 473.
I don't even need to say
anything.
The look on Mikey's face says it
all.
And I wrote back par OD because
he was saying, you know, party
party.
Gotcha.
And that's.
Seven at 11:40.
What's that?
What happened at 11:40?
That was when I when he said it.
Yeah.
David Morris will give you the
specific time to go and look at
stamps to go and look at the.
I don't go back and look.
At cluster that is.
Hey, I love David Morris.
He's keeping Phil alive, baby.
He's definitely.
Oh yeah.
He's Phil's number one fan.
He 100% is keeping Phil.
There were 100 comments on the
episode before last.
Really.
When I uploaded yesterday it had
100 comments.
Really.
Yeah.
Is that because we had the
Palmolive advertisement?
No, I don't know if that
includes your replies or just
theirs so, but still.
And then that's 15 and you win
your argument with the one guy.
Oh, I don't see that anywhere.
I don't.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it shows me on each one
when in the back end of the
YouTube page.
I don't see anything over 100
comments.
I'm just telling you what I
said. 2218.
Is it going based off of like
all platforms maybe?
No, I can't.
It's just YouTube.
YouTube doesn't share with
anybody.
We share with no.
This light's giving me a
headache.
Really.
Yeah, maybe it's your head
that's giving me a headache.
Could be.
OK.
It does swell.
If you don't like that light and
you want to switch it, we can.
I'll take that one I guess.
I'll get used to it or.
Return it.
Dim it or something, yeah.
I think that's as dim as it
gets.
Oh, the.
Thing is huge.
Well, it's at 136 yesterday.
Today's at 1:37.
Yeah, this is the color.
Oh, is that a color?
Yeah, 1 is the they.
Didn't hurt yesterday.
One is the dimness, 37 is the
the.
Color.
Yeah.
All right, Now the news.
All right.
You hear about Eric Dain dine
the Doctor Mcsteamy from Grey's
Anatomy.
These are things that come up in
topic at my house.
Oh, do they?
Yeah.
What a nice man he was and how
he left all those videos for his
children and everything.
Was he?
He was Mcsteamy.
Right.
Yeah, he was Doctor Mcsteamy.
Yeah, I I didn't hear, we didn't
go into detail.
Oh, he died of ALS and had a big
oh, supposedly he put up video
or didn't put up, but they've
been released videos to his
daughters.
They always gonna yeah what what
they should do and like the
whatever.
Really.
Yes, well, a actress named Laura
Tull calls Eric Dane pure evil
days after his death.
Here we go.
She was the reason he was fired
from Grey's Anatomy.
He she alleged that Eric Dane
used to bully her on the set of
Grey's Anatomy.
She further shared how his death
doesn't erase the pain he caused
her and was quoted in saying he
was a coward who abused me,
bullied me.
He made fun of me when I had
beaten cancer, when I was
getting sick with autoimmune
disease.
He was stuck on himself.
Narcissist.
I was a girl who just wanted to
be an actor and be good at all.
But I really didn't care for
Beverly Hills or or the sham of
Hollywood glam.
I wouldn't make a sex tape.
He got into my business.
He's dying.
His dying does not change the
destruction he caused me.
Anybody asked her that?
Somebody went out there like.
She made a statement on social
media.
I mean, come on.
Let the guy go.
You know what I mean?
He's.
Already then, not understanding
the relevance of the last
sentence and that whole thing.
I don't know about the sex tape
thing either that.
Makes no sense.
Unless he wanted to make one
with her and she refused, she's
not an overly attractive woman.
Or maybe maybe she was just
throwing it out there to see if
it caught anything.
Maybe maybe see if anybody
wanted to do 1.
What?
What?
What sex tape We can do a sex
tape.
Ray J still alive.
I'm just, wow, I'm just throwing
darts here.
He's bleeding from his eyeballs
last week, but other than that
he's fine.
Wow, he tried to do a concert
and started bleeding from his
eyeballs.
Oh good.
Oh God.
You know he was driving a heart
disease 2 weeks ago.
Yeah, he was.
Still is apparently.
But that was it.
Do you think it's right that
this lady, you know, the man's
dead?
And everybody's saying what a
great person he was, and then
she comes out and goes, no, he
wasn't.
Yeah, he made me feel fat.
That sounds like a desperate
grab for attention.
That sounds like you think so.
I'm the reason he got fired from
Gray's, but Shondra won't admit
it.
Is that what she said?
Yes, Yeah.
I mean.
'Cause she complained about his
attitude and how he treated her.
That's terrible.
It is the poor man's dad.
Yeah, and how old are his kids,
you know?
No, they're teenish or older.
They're not young children at
all.
Yeah, that's a shame, man.
How do you feel about it, Phil?
I've never watched Grey's
Anatomy.
Really.
Ever.
Yeah.
You know, it's been on for 22
seasons.
Really.
Wow.
I only know that because my wife
watches it and I have to find
the recent episode every time.
So I have to go to season 22 and
find the episode.
Finally jumped to episode season
2 of Shrinking.
I did see that last night on
Apple.
I was going to start watching
it, but it's really good.
I'm not done with Giggy blinders
yet.
Is that the one with the
shrinking wife?
No.
Oh, there's another one coming
out called the Shrink.
The Shrunken Wife.
No, this guy is a wife that's
like 2 inches tall.
I can't see that lasting long,
Yeah.
They did a whole movie with Matt
Damon when he was two inches
though.
I like to just back up a second
here.
You're watching Peaky Blinders
for the first time.
Well I'm on like season 5 but
yes.
You didn't want, you didn't
watch Peaky Blinders when it
was.
No, because no, because it was,
you know, it was.
I've tried to get into it when
it was first coming out, but the
first two episodes were really
rough for me and I I just kind
of didn't get through it.
Serious.
Yeah, but then I rewatched it.
I was like, OK, let me get
through these first two 'cause
then I found out Tom Hardy was
in it and I was like.
Is it just because you don't
understand them when they're
speaking?
We had this problem before with
like Game of Thrones.
He like watched it after
everybody else watched it or
something.
Yeah, I've never watched Game of
Thrones.
See, there was something else I
was on.
And he was like, hey, I found
this new show, and it was, you
know, something we'd all seen
years ago, really.
I don't know what.
About, you know, there's this
man who had three sons and A and
a lady who had three daughters
and they lived in a house.
I heard about them, yeah.
And this crazy maiden named.
Alice.
Yeah.
Alice was the glue that kept
them all together, right?
Exactly.
And that's the way they all
became the Brady Bunch.
Oh, I thought you guys were
talking about the song.
No, Can't Sing the song.
We get in trouble.
Yeah, I'll have to check the
box.
Check the ad, check that box.
OK, well, RIP Mcsteamy.
All right.
Former UK ambassador to the US
Peter Mendelson.
Uh oh.
Was arrested, admitted Epstein
probe another guy in the second.
So this is UK again, UK again.
So.
So UK is putting in the work.
UK is putting in the work.
They're they're, they're,
they're pulling people.
Yes, and this guy apparently
hasn't been the ambassador for a
while.
Metropolitan Police spokesman
said officers have arrested a 72
year old man on suspicion of
misconduct in public office.
He was arrested at an address in
Camden on Monday, February 23rd
and has been taken to a London
police station for an interview.
Do we have something like that
here?
Misconduct in public office.
No, I don't think so.
We would sort of thrive on that.
Here we we thrive on misconduct
in the public.
It's sort of like, wow, we've
decided who's the president is
going to be, who is doing
misconduct.
But this guy, like the last guy,
they busted him for documents.
More docs.
Everybody's given the documents
to the sex guy and nobody's
doing sex with the sex guy.
Mendelssohn, a veteran Labour
Party politician, has been
accused of passing market
sensitive information to
convicted sex offender Jeffrey
Epstein when he was a business
secretary in the UK government.
Yeah, I mean.
We're arresting you for your
connection to Epstein of the
child.
No documents.
Documents.
Oh, documents.
Yeah, I didn't document.
Well, do you think that this is
kind of the strategy, Like you
couldn't get Capone so you got
them for tax evasion.
So, you know, is that what is
that what you think the UK is
doing here?
It's like, OK, well, we can't
get them for these crimes, but
we can get them for the
documents.
I think this is less
embarrassing.
You think that that's what
they're doing?
We've got all these high level
officials diddling children.
Let's but we can't say
allegedly, Allegedly, allegedly,
sorry, allegedly.
Check that box.
Diddling.
Yeah, check that box now.
Untrue statements, that fact.
Yeah, we did that.
Yeah.
I think this is less
embarrassing for the government
to say.
They, you know, let's just say
they gave him some, you know,
some secret documents and this
guy gave business documents.
So what the price of gold is
going to go up in England?
Well, I mean, giving that
information could give somebody
the upper hand.
You know I read an article when
I'm looking through his other
stuff.
The Prince who got in trouble
yesterday, he was married to
Fergie.
The sweaty guy.
He was married to Fergie.
He was married to Fergie.
Fergie was his wife.
No kidding.
And they got divorced but they
still lived in the same house
until like 2 weeks ago.
Oh, they just, they just
separated.
No, no, they got divorced years
ago but they lived in the same
30 room mansion.
So like 1 was in the east wing?
One, yeah, you don't run to each
other.
Whatever, I'm just going to go
this.
Side but she had this love thing
going on with Epstein where she
was emailing him and stuff about
I want you to meet my daughters.
We all should come to live with
you.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So apparently she had a thing
for Epstein.
Fergie.
Fergie the redhead man.
Wow, the redhead.
She's not.
She was redheaded.
She had red hair.
Fergie, Fergie, Are you sure
this is right?
They showed her picture.
Total Black Eyed Peas, Fergie.
No, not Black Eyed Pea, Fergie.
Well, Fergie.
Fergie, the Princess of Wales,
or whatever the hell she was,
she was a Duchess of something.
Oh yeah, 'cause everybody knows
her as Fergie, yeah.
Yeah, that's totally different,
Fergie.
Totally different, Fergie.
We're we're all about just of
York or whatever.
Yeah, we're about the American
Fergie.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, that's interesting.
Black Eyed Peas singer.
Yeah, she wasn't married to the
Prince.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Former Prince, whatever he was,
I don't know what he is now.
Yeah.
Fergie of.
So this other Fergie, right?
A totally different, less
significant Fergie.
Yeah, well, it depends on who he
is.
Yeah, exactly.
And I'm an American, so.
Yeah, so.
I was more surprised, though.
Yeah, the other Fergie, that
would have been surprised too, I
guess.
But she didn't have two
daughters.
Yeah, with a Prince.
She could.
I mean, maybe she.
Did that was the one still
living in the same 30 room
mansion somewhere in?
England makes sense.
I couldn't imagine living with
the real Fergie, the blonde one
in the same house, not being
married to her.
I'd be like, what am I doing
with my life?
Like why am I here?
Why am I here?
Yeah, she's just bringing all
these other guys in and I have
a. 30 room mansion.
You could technically not run
into her.
You would never know.
Maybe.
No, he would.
He'd run to that side.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I.
Love you sex tape.
What?
Oh my.
God, is that Lady from Grey's
Anatomy in there?
Wow.
So there is a charge, by the
way, in the US, it's just not on
a federal level.
For who?
Misconduct of.
Oh, is there?
It's not a federal offense.
Yeah, it's not a federal
offense, but.
It's a misdemeanor.
No, no, but no.
It is a felony.
Actually, it's a third degree
felony in most states.
It's a political state law.
Misconduct.
Yeah, in.
Florida, we don't have that law
here.
Official misconduct of.
Politician.
It's a big word.
Papa.
Yeah, misconduct of political
figure.
Political.
What is deemed to misconduct?
I don't know.
They say bribery, bribery of
public officials, honest service
frauds, extortion under color of
official right, conspiracy,
obstruction of justice, campaign
finance violations, embezzlement
of public funds.
Oh, they all do those things,
allegedly.
Allegedly, yes.
Are you with us here, Michael?
Yep.
James Garcia's texting me.
He's a nice guy.
BL Luxuries texting me.
Yeah, all right.
The US women's hockey gold medal
winning team has politely
declined an invitation from the
President Donald Trump to attend
the State of the Union address.
OK, here we go.
Did you hear the he made a phone
call to the men's team?
Yeah.
And congratulated him for the
win.
They're all excited.
And he goes.
You guys should come up for the
for the State of Union.
They all go.
Yes, right.
And he goes.
You know what it means?
We have to invite the women too.
That's what he said.
Yeah, that's what Donald Trump
said.
Some of the women, I guess, got
a little miffed.
Oh my God.
In a statement they release.
We are sincerely grateful for
the invitation extended to our
gold medal winning US women's
hockey team and deeply
appreciate the recognition of
the extraordinary achievement,
the US women's team said in a
statement released Monday.
Due to the timing and previously
scheduled academic and
professional commitments
following the Games, the
athletes are unable to
participate.
They were honored to be included
for the and are grateful for the
acknowledgement.
OK, so they respectfully bowed.
Out right.
I guess there's a big thing
going on in Miami because even
some of the men go, can you pick
us up in Miami?
Because he's going to send
military planes to pick up the.
Really.
Yeah, he goes.
We'll send a military plane or
Air Force One or something to
pick you guys.
Up.
I'm sure I got a couple things
later.
I got that.
I got that.
Oh God, I was that.
I got that Qatarian plane that
they gave to me.
Let's borrow that one.
But the women are just too busy.
They can't make it too busy.
Well, if that's the legitimate
reason, then great.
I think they're a little myth
that they were a second hand.
I mean, maybe, but you're
looking at it from a bird's eye
view.
Maybe they're legitimately doing
something.
Well, they're doing the same
thing.
The guys are.
They're in that thing in Miami,
whatever, some hockey thing
going on in Miami, which seems a
strange place to be doing a
hockey thing, but.
It's a good place.
I mean, Miami, it's a good place
to celebrate anything.
You know the Florida Panthers
just won.
But they don't play hockey
there, do they?
Is there an ice rinking on
there?
They're thinking all skate
around the.
Florida Panthers just won the
Stanley Cup.
Are they out of Miami?
No, no, I don't think so.
They are north of Fort
Lauderdale.
They're yeah, they're down.
They're South Florida.
No, but not in Miami.
I mean, look, if I just want the
last thing I'm doing is getting
in a hockey rink, I'm just going
to celebrate somewhere.
Oh, you want to go play hockey?
No, I don't.
Nope, don't.
I don't want to do it.
Well, the women don't have to
worry.
OK.
Rapper Flavor Flav has invited
the women's US hockey team to
celebrate their gold medal win
in Las Vegas via social media on
on the 23rd.
Are they going to?
That Public Enemy founding
member wrote on social media
that if the team wants a real
celebration and invite, I'll
host him in Las Vegas, do some
nice dinners, shows, have a good
time.
He added that he would also gots
to invite my bobsled and
skeleton team.
Two Flavors served as the
official hype man for Team USA
bobsled and skeleton team in
Italy and for the US water polo
sides in Paris during the 2024
Summer Games.
The invite comes on the heels of
the women's hockey team
declining an invitation to the
State of the Union address on
the White House.
So instead they're going to go
to Vegas and party with Flavour
Flav.
Would you rather hang out with
Flavour Flav Phil or witness the
State of the Union?
It's.
A tough call.
That is a yeah.
Are you out of your mind?
I mean flavour, flavour would be
dope, but how many times do you
get invited to the state of the
Union?
Yeah, the one time, yeah, no
matter who's in office.
Yeah.
OK.
So you go in and you see it and
then you got to sit there and
listen to the speech.
How long is that speech?
That's kind of a big deal.
Yeah.
How many people can say that
they they went there?
Yeah, I don't ever.
Is it hard to get in?
I don't.
I'm sure it is.
Yeah, you got to be on the list,
Palmer, You.
Got to be on the list I'm.
Sure it is, yeah.
There's all the senators and
congressmen and everybody there
there.
Yeah, I guess you could be a
official misconduct politician
and go, you know, be on the
list.
Yeah.
It's fun because you get to see
the people that inappropriately
don't stand or clap for someone
who's got like cancer or
something because it's for the
other party, you know?
Oh, he's.
Having good.
Stuff.
Yeah, That's what's always
entertaining me.
This person, you know, saved the
lives of thousands of people.
And I have a word in like.
And we're not.
We're not.
We'll celebrate him.
Oh, he's a Republican, don't
you?
Clap.
Don't you clap.
Don't you clap for him?
Don't you clap over there?
Yeah.
It's like they're all little
Will Smiths.
And Jade is like Jade is
looking.
I'm like, you better not move or
are you going to do something
about him saying those things,
right?
Go slap that man.
Go slap that man.
I don't know, Flavor Flav, be a
good time.
Too.
Dude, you're out of your mind.
I will go to see.
You look, I don't care who the
president is.
I don't care who the president.
If I get invited to the State of
the Union, I'm like, yeah bro,
I'm going.
Am I getting invited to the
White House?
I don't have to sit and listen
to his long ass speech state.
Of the Union's important do you?
Ever watch the State of the
Union on TV?
Yeah, do you really?
He just said that he watches
them inappropriately, not clap.
Yeah, it's funny.
It's funny to me, no matter
who's, no matter who's up, who's
talking.
It's fun to see the reactions of
the crowd.
Oh, the crowd.
We all can't stand up and just
acknowledge this one person got.
It we all get to stand up around
the president as he does the
speech.
Yeah, that's fun.
It's funny because, you know,
you wonder why people are so
petty.
I'm like, well, look at the
well, look at the politicians
you have in office.
Look at the examples they give
us.
No, the examples that we put in
there.
Well.
Let's see examples that we put
in.
OK.
All right.
All right.
Do you have a video, Michael?
I don't.
Thank God I hate when you have
a.
Thank God.
Didn't want to check that box I.
Hate when you have a video.
Yeah, I don't have to check that
box.
All right, on to cigar news.
Big Sky Cigars is adding a
crypted GWB in October.
GWB.
Yes.
I could just imagine what the
name.
Of this.
This fall, Big Sky Cigar Company
will be releasing a new blend
with some very unique artwork.
The.
George W Bush.
Encrypted GWB will be a 5 by 60
Ventola with an undisclosed
blend.
That GWB in the name stands for
Guess.
George W Bush No.
Phil.
Too many letters.
I don't know.
I don't want to say 'cause I
want you to have to check any
boxes.
Great White Buffalo.
Great White or George W Bush
practice.
An American bison with white fur
that is considered spiritually
sacred for numerous Native
American religions, including
the Cherokee, Comanche, and
Navajo and the Sioux tribes.
Each Cryptid great White Buffalo
have an MSRP of this is Big Sky.
So this this is the one that
Greg cut open in front of us.
We're not talking about that
now. $16.00 that.
Was the number I was going to
pick $15?
$15 and we packed in a 10 count
box production.
We limited to 5000 Buffaloes or
50,000 cigars.
As part of the release.
The 10 cigar bands will feature
custom hand drawn art by some
Indian tribe artist Ramona
Crowbear.
According to the Big Sky Cigar
Company, the art on each band
will be a one-of-a-kind
interpretation inspired by
cryptids, classic monsters and
native storytelling traditions.
The goal of the side band
artwork is to create something I
haven't seen before in the cigar
world, said Brandon Marsh, vice
President, Big Sky Company.
Interesting.
That's exciting.
That sounds very exciting.
I'm very excited.
Warp is shipping Isla del
Crocodilio.
Oh.
I like the.
Crocodilio.
Crocodilio.
Oh, perfectos.
Bombardier.
All right, I should hit the
button again next month via post
on Instagram page, Warp Cigars
is announced that the newest
vitola in the company's Isla del
Crocodilio line will be a
perfecto and will be shipping
soon.
The blend is in the same as the
original sizes and the line.
It will be made-up of an
Ecuadorian Habano rapper, dual
Brazilian at a Baraka and
Ecuadorian Habano 2000 binders
and fillers from Nicaragua.
At a baraka.
At a baraka.
The cigars will be packaged in
15 count boxes and the blend is
produced at Tablicalera La Isla
in Santiago, Dominican Republic.
An e-mail sent to the company
asking for additional
information was said no.
But not if they give it to you.
No, return to, it didn't.
Is this from half wheel?
Is it from half?
Wheel I don't think, I don't
think they get along.
I don't think you.
Don't like it, Jenny?
I don't, well, I don't know if
it's a two way street.
I think the rumor is that what's
the name?
Kyle or whatever.
I don't think that he likes half
wheel.
Why not I?
Don't know, maybe bad review or
something it.
Happens like in an 82 or
something.
Yeah, right.
What did you get?
An A2?
Did he tell you that you you
flew too close to the sun?
Icarus because.
The Crackadilio Perfectos will
begin shipping to retailers on
March 4th.
Are we getting Perfecto
Crackadilio?
I don't even know who to call
for.
These for warped there was no
name mentioned in this at all
for nobody's no quotes.
I mean it was off their oh,
because you got it off their
Instagram.
Maybe they right.
Maybe they don't talk.
I wouldn't, yeah.
I wouldn't mind speaking to them
about it.
But no talkie.
You know, it's a weird scenario.
I did watch the David Garofalo
Simply Stogies interview.
Oh, did you?
How'd you do?
How'd your boy do?
David did well.
I mean, he's a good guy.
I like, you know, I like
everything, he said.
It makes sense.
Do you watch his snow video?
No.
Oh, that was amazing.
What's the snow video?
I told you about that yesterday.
Oh, yeah, Standing outside with
the phone on the end of a selfie
stick, trying to do a video and
then keep going like this
because the wind's blowing.
So outside the audio cuts in and
out because he doesn't have a
microphone and you can't hear
him when the wind blows.
Puffing on a little cigar and
I'm smoking.
Perfect out here.
We're open.
Well, I'm here.
You can come park your car.
Look.
Like you couldn't get the car
near the building.
Yeah.
It look like it.
I bet you people showed up, but
they did.
Somebody showed up.
Somebody didn't.
Somebody went to go see David.
We're down to what's the score.
We're only halfway through the
show.
There was no news today.
It was very hard.
It's getting harder and harder.
You know what updates in Mexico?
OK, what you got?
It's worse now.
They've expanded the areas that
they say you should shelter in
place to right now.
They've gone to Cabo and another
resort area.
Oh no, not Cabo.
If you're in a resort, they're
telling you to stay locked in.
Don't leave, don't go.
Out How are we not sending our
freedom down there?
I saw one video that there was a
marine helicopter flying over.
Really.
But it just flew over, it didn't
stop and.
Look at all that.
Look at all.
That well, he said, who's down
there?
He sent over some military
presence as a deter, but.
Deter for what deter?
Thinking that they would, they
would quit and.
Apparently not right?
No.
No, they're thugs.
They don't stop because the
military shows.
Right.
You guys actually have to land
and kill us.
I'm sorry.
Just flying by ain't going to do
shit.
We're taking over the country
two times.
Check that box.
That's one and two.
Yeah.
Well dude, just be honest with
it, you know what I mean?
Look, it's not.
It was the first one yesterday.
I'm like, well I don't know how
to answer.
These it's not going to make or
break.
Just be honest.
Now we can let it fly.
No, we still haven't done the
F1.
It's third level.
That's Level 3, Level 3
swearing.
It was right before 5 stars and
all the police come out.
Yeah, that's right.
Shut us down.
We're talking Mexican cartel,
severe takeover, burning of
Costco.
Right.
Oh, I heard them.
They they mentioned that they're
burning Costco's in two
different news stories.
Yeah, 'cause it's a big deal.
It's a big deal, right?
It's $1.50 hot dog, and you
destroyed that for you and
everybody else.
Nobody can have that.
Yeah, it's not.
Right, you get El Chapo now.
Wait, nobody get that hot dog.
No more hot dog.
No more hot dogs.
Is it El Chapo?
No, it was El Meno.
That's how you say it,
apparently.
I've heard it on 12 different
news stars.
Yeah, but it's definitely not
how you say Araparaka, I can
tell you that.
I saw it like.
A ranking.
I saw a quote from them and
they're like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fire hot.
No, they're like we will
forever.
We are going to forever let El
Mencho's name live as the four
letter word.
I'm like.
What, 4?
There's five.
Yeah, MENTH.
Oh, there's 6.
You're going to get bored like.
There's going to be a new guy.
Yeah, eventually.
Forever's going to be over in
about.
You know no one say El mencho no
more.
Now you say El guapo El.
Guapo.
Oh, he's back.
El Guapo, I like that from the
movie, It's very funny.
From Three Amigos 3 Amigos great
movie.
Guapo.
Did you see Samantha Guthrie did
a plea like.
No, she do another plea.
Please let my mother go,
sweetheart, I'm very sorry.
Well, she said that if she's
gone, that she wants somebody to
come forward.
They're offering $1,000,000
reward.
For the body now.
Yeah, for any type of up to
$1,000,000 for any type of up
to.
So you get $0.75 if it's she's
done.
I, I you know, she didn't
specify that on the on the
$0.75.
It sounds like she just wants
some closure.
Sure.
Yeah, you want to be, You want
to be done with this.
Well, we just sent her our video
clips.
She looks just sent her our
clips.
Hey, she's she's calm.
She looked distraught.
Oh, I'm sure she's miserable,
not sleeping, don't know what's.
Going on, I was like, oh God.
Yeah, now with this old cartel
thing, she's never going to
know.
Yeah, that's probably what
happened.
She got tied up, right?
Right.
Oh, there is a cartel, you know.
Cartel John.
They're never going to talk
about her mother again.
Yeah.
Take the white woman.
Wait till they attack America
then you know then.
They don't want to do.
That you don't think you think
they're going to come across the
border and burn some of the
local border towns?
Good luck for.
That yeah, we talked about this
yesterday.
Yeah, but it's they're expanding
now.
I would OK let let them come.
If they were to cross, you'd
have a serious problem on your
hands.
Well, I mean, they cross back
and forth all the time.
There's tunnels and things
everywhere.
But if they started burning
houses and stuff, right?
Well, that's happened before.
Dude in the in the movie, in the
TV show Lioness, they came over
and got a senator you.
Want to talk about 51st date we
would possess Mexico like if you
can't control them, we're going
to control them.
We're going to control you.
We're going to control.
All of this, I'm probably over
there in office going let's just
bomb them.
Well, the hard the hardest part.
What do you say guys?
I got a speech to do.
It'd be a nice thing to top off
the speech with.
The hardest part is that.
The most beautiful bombs.
That the Mexican cartels, not
just in Mexico, right.
So like they're all over the US,
Yeah.
So what would happen?
Like, are they going to like if,
if there was an attack on US
soil and the government went
against it, would they start
attacking in other states or
what?
Do you mean?
Because Mexican, Mexican cartel
is not only in Texas and
California and all those you
know.
Bordering states Alabama.
You know New Jersey.
You attack other states, you're
going to have a problem.
I don't think there's enough of
them in the other states.
You know they shuttle 20 or 30
across under the tunnel at the
border of Texas, blow up El Paso
or something.
I don't know.
I mean, I know there's
definitely, I know there's
definitely other states.
There's not just one or two
guys.
I knew somebody who is stationed
on the border and they were
being watched by the cartel.
Yeah, yeah.
Soldiers were.
They were told not to go
anywhere By yourself, you know,
don't go out at night.
I mean, they go with that car
sitting over there with that guy
in it with the clipboard he's
writing down when you come and
go.
Yeah, they're very, I mean, I
mean, yeah, they, they do some
dumb things, but they're not
dumb.
Still, still gangsters.
The clipboard guys got to go as
far as I'm concerned, yeah.
Well, he's on the, he's on the
other side of the border.
I mean, it's just a fence there.
Bullets travel.
No, no borders.
Just shoot them.
Yeah, Sniper.
Yeah, it's not a bulletproof
fence.
Not bulletproof windshield
either.
Right.
Oh, maybe.
Who knows with their stuff.
Not in the car he's sitting in.
Not a 50 Cal.
Yeah.
OK, so we can do this.
We want to What's the score?
All right, you ready?
For what?
Oh, the industry's favorite
game.
What's the score?
Today's Cigar May 14th, 2022.
Patrick Lagreed Cigars Constella
Group Nicaraguan Reviews Luciano
the Dreamer.
Bellacoso.
Oh, for Phil.
Oh, for me first.
No, no, no, we we let champion
try to go.
Phil's favorite cigar 80. 4.
Can you hear my stomach growling
on the microphones?
No. 84.
Really a dreamer?
This was the first one, right?
I don't know.
The one with Thiago's play.
Yeah, the there's a dreamer
lane, Sarah.
I almost did, but in the
pictures it looked terrible.
So the Bellicoso looked nicer.
Man, that's really bad.
Like if in a picture of your
cigar looks bad.
It wasn't straight.
Sometimes they're not straight.
Thiago, you, you sat on all the
cigars.
What are you doing?
We still sell.
Still sell.
That may be fine, yeah.
They're good.
They like me.
The Dreamer.
I'm NBA *.
What's your score over there,
booty?
Philly 81.
Cigar Review.
Luciano, The Dreamer.
Bella Coso.
Country of Origin.
Nicaragua Factory.
The one I owned that day.
Tabla Calera Pichardo.
Oh, this is Pichardo.
Pichardo Rapper Ecuadorian
Binder Nicaraguan Filler
Nicaraguan and Peru 5 1/2 by 52
Bella Costa 1295 a box number of
cigars released doesn't this is
a regular production.
Question mark.
And they smoked 3 cigars for the
review. 87.
Because of Pichardo or I don't
understand why you went out?
Pichardo.
Well, you're going against me,
so I can't.
Take the guy ran the Starship
Enterprise, yeah.
That's Pichard Picard, yeah.
Picardo.
Picardo.
Oh, that same guy.
Captain's Law.
Richard Pichard.
Oh, that's that the way he
talks.
I know that's a different one.
There was Shatner.
Yeah, he shat his pants.
Or the Reading Rainbow guy.
You know the movie where he had
the horse in the movie and he
jumped over that fence, back and
forth, back and forth.
Yeah, that was his real horse.
Oh yeah, yeah.
What was the horse's name?
I don't remember.
You should've just went with it.
Give me something shaky.
Shaky.
Shaky the horse.
Shaky and Shatner rolling
together.
Rolling together, Jumping over
fences, jumping over fences.
I want to go with 81 still.
OK, clue #1 the only rapper in
clean bellicoat with
construction make a strong first
impression that it was made by
someone else.
Oh so.
Oh my God.
And overall construction in the
first half performs well with
good draw, smoke production and
balance.
Disregard the first part of the
clue.
That part.
That part wasn't right. 87 I.
Have a tumor in my eyeball.
Oh God.
Well, you got another eyeball.
It'd be like Mark Palmer.
He can't see it at all.
He.
Can respond to my texts.
Yeah, but if you've seen him on
his phone, it's one word at a
time.
It's it's text to voice.
This text is much easier. 81.
Clue #2 The flavor progression
builds nicely from a mild,
approachable opening into richer
notes of dry earth, brownie,
sweetness, creaminess, and
increasing pepper, showing
complexity and evolution
throughout the smoke. 87. 81.
Combustion becomes a reoccurring
issue in the second-half with
relights, moisture concerns, a
jagged burn line and a heavier,
sharper finish that detracts
from the overall experience.
Oh.
Boy, oh.
Boy. 84.
Like most of his.
Oh, sorry. 82.
Final thought Luciano the
dreamer Bellicoso.
It starts off on a good note and
builds throughout the first half
before hitting an interesting
wall created out of combustion
issues, stolen value.
Oh sorry, the quickly jar the
flavor out of its enjoyable
state.
I can't quite tell if the flavor
change that comes along in the
second-half is part of the
blend, a by product of the
combustion issues, or some
combination of the the two or
three, but after three samples
consistently did the same thing,
identifying the cause doesn't
rectify the problem.
It's an unfortunate finish for
an otherwise enjoyable cigar
that seemed to have a good
amount to offer the palette, but
ultimately gets remembered for
the things he did wrong rather
than the things he did right.
Hopefully this is an isolated
incident and I really do
recommend this blend and that
whatever is causing the issue
gets resolved. 83.
They're way too nice in this.
Well, it's very sweet.
We know what the future is, so
obviously it wasn't one isolated
incident 82. 83 on the nose.
A man got it.
And I went first.
You how much did you pay Palmer
to give you all the.
Answers Blame Canada.
I didn't.
Even know what cigar?
Is Canadian Phil.
I started to text you last night
because I I almost did one that
I think we, we've done one of
his before.
Was it the Maria Lucia?
Probably.
I have no idea.
Dude, we do one.
There's a day at this point. 2
on Mondays.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Where you going to be?
Tomorrow.
Which is today.
Which is today in a couple
hours, then I will be Northport
Cigars in Northport, Florida.
There you go and there will be a
rerun.
It will be a rerun tomorrow.
On Thursday.
On Thursday, because I have an
event and Mikey is going to a a
memorial service for Espinoza
senior.
Yes.
So I thought we would replay the
the last Espinoza.
The Interview 1.
Episode.
Yeah.
OK, that's good.
I think that's appropriate.
One from the private lounge.
Yeah.
That was a.
Good show.
Yeah, this is one of those.
I mean, we have been able to
successfully navigate through
anything.
When we're out of town, you're
out of town, whatever.
It's more important to us to be
there for our friends than it is
0.
I wish I could go.
Yeah, than to.
I mean, you can always bail out
of your event if you wanted to.
I wouldn't be mad at it if you
decided that.
Oh, if you did, that was an
option.
Look, I mean, at the end of the
day, you know, like this is a
hard time for somebody and, you
know, being there I think is
showing up for your friends is
what matters most.
So see how it plays out.
If you don't, you know, if like,
I'll be there, you know, and I'm
part of you, right?
So, so there will be
representation of us.
I don't think that Eric reads
into that like, Oh well, Palmer
didn't come.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, he wouldn't even know if
I wasn't there.
But, you know, at the end of the
day, you remember these things.
So it's important to to be there
for the people when, when, when,
you know, when times are tough.
So.
So yeah, we'll be there.
All right.
That's episode 475.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Like and subscribe if you're
enjoying the edutainment.
The edutainment, You know, you
didn't use that word on Preston.
No, you said entertainment and
education.
Because I wasn't supposed to say
it.
Oh, he has to.
Well, it's, it's his role, but
I've just, you know, I picked it
up for.
Him.
Well, it's your show, no?
It's not my show.
It's your show.
No, you're.
Doing the intro on the exit so.
OK, bye bye.
Alright.
Bye, bye.
Alright, we're.
Done here.
Show Notes
Now on today’s show Eric Dane Allegedly wasn’t a nice guy? More UK officials have been arrested, Women’s Hockey says No thank you to the president. In cigar news we got a couple of new cigars and let’s see if Mikey run at what’s the score weekly champion is still on track!