Achp Episode 479 They Just Don't Learn
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Welcome to Cigar Hustler podcast
episode 479.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
with me today is Phil.
I don't like the new equipment.
They might get rid of me,
Mcguffey.
Wow.
Over in engineering and as my Co
host Mikey, I'm still coming
down from my Preston High.
It is Tuesday.
Wow, wow.
Hi.
How are you?
Hi.
That's all he's got now.
No sugar, just.
No sugar, just Preston.
One day a week, right?
He left fast today.
He's a busy man.
Well, we had to get back and get
the house ready for Mikey.
Wow, he comes over later, Sir.
Let him pump.
Wow.
I made a couple of comments.
He had to explain to Preston
what I'm talking about.
We're on the we're on the
playoffs are about to happen.
He's got the Girls League that's
about to go on and he's got
baseball, you know?
You guys have now created a
girls league.
His kids are in baseball.
Oh, I thought maybe he was
running a Baseball League now
too.
Wait, he has kids?
Yeah, he doesn't just.
He does the whole league and
then he has kids.
Yeah.
Oh my.
Lord 2 right.
How you think it all started?
He didn't just decide he'd like
to hang out with kids.
I'm going to start a business.
03.
He's got a oh, just like you.
Oh.
This makes sense.
He's got an identical set to.
O2 Boys and a Girl.
Is his wife named Brittany too?
No.
Well.
There's something I was going to
talk about at the beginning of
the show.
Now I don't remember.
It's just a matter of time.
All right, on today's show, we
got a war update.
We got a lunar eclipse.
Vaping is a problem in Brevard
County Schools.
Of course it is.
Montgomery Public Schools has a
different problem.
Justin Timberlake is trying to
stop his new movie from being
released.
And then we have the seven
takeaways from the Clinton
questioning on Epstein.
Like, did you have sexual
relations with that woman?
No, I did not.
There was a question similar to
that.
Yeah, right.
Then in cigars, we have two new
cigars and a new company name.
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ODB T Money said Boots is out
here celebrating like he finally
beat his dad in basketball for
first time, not realizing dad
was shooting with his weak hand
the whole time.
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T money really like tries to hit
D.
Guys, just stir it up.
He lets you know.
He'd let you know that.
I've never said anything bad
about too many, only Palmer has.
And you should.
Know.
Jeez.
That was before that.
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He's the best.
Stay off of me.
Anne Marie Porpat 68-O5 Welcome
back to the comments section,
Anne Marie.
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Been, she said.
Thanks guys.
Now I can't get Squatty Patty
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Steven Wells wrote.
I get it, Phil has some
limitations.
I wouldn't expect him to design
the Mars Lander, but I did think
he was the guy to get 3
whoppers.
Maybe, maybe we need to bring in
a backup quarterback like the
commercials.
We might have one in mind.
Yeah, well, you know.
Wow.
And then David Morris 7700 says
on the topic of the poop pill.
I think that's how they help
curve C diff old Turkey baster
up the poop shoot with good
dookie.
That's true.
Oh, that is very true.
In order to yeah, they'll
they'll give you someone else's
fecal matter with bacteria to
help it repopulate.
Oh, maybe that's where they got
the idea.
Yeah.
So yeah.
That's just 3-4.
What's that it?
Was like 5 or more.
That was, that was what I did.
The word is infotainment.
It's not infotainment.
Yes it is, according to T Money.
No, those are the I did see
that, but I'm not seeing it
here.
Oh, Michi Maduro did, right.
They removed gullible from the
dictionary and you go, Oh my God
they did.
Oh my God, yeah.
No, you believed it was awesome.
Went right over his head, and
yeah, that's all I see.
I did see that infotainment
thing, but I don't see it now.
Weird.
Maybe he corrected it.
So if you want to hear your
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The funnier and more insulting
the better, yeah.
The more you make fun of Phil,
the higher the chance that it's
going to be.
Yeah, obviously.
Or or Palmer, right?
If you make fun of him, he's not
going to read them.
That's all right.
Me and Palmer will sift through.
Those I'll make sure though.
If you make fun of him, I will
make sure it gets you.
People don't really make fun of
me.
Please somebody make fun of
Mikey.
Is that it You done?
That's it.
I have to make sure you're
finished now before I move on to
something else.
That's very thoughtful.
You see, You got a little
miffed.
I got a little miffed.
Was it yesterday?
It was yesterday's show.
Thank you.
I know they all run together but
it was yesterday.
Already got a war update.
Iran aligned militias in Iraq
are actively targeting U.S.
forces now.
Yes.
Was that like 20% of the
population?
I don't know how many of them
there are exactly.
Yeah, they have really have no
leaders.
We will form and we will fight.
All right, the airstrikes in
Iraq have killed the militia
members.
Yeah, I mean.
It's not a problem.
Anymore we will fight and then
we are gone.
It's over.
There are Iraq's military's
actively defending its airspace.
They have drones now.
Oh, like I.
Don't know where they getting
their drones.
On Amazon.
Well, when ours crash, they pick
them up.
Yeah.
And they glue them back
together.
Oh.
It's nice.
When they put a little flag on
it.
This just in this just happened.
OK.
Israel forces struck an Iranian
Supreme Council gathering
Tuesday, which is today, right,
Today's Tuesday.
Well, yeah, but this will air
Wednesday.
Right as the group was meeting
to choose a successor to the
lead regime after the Ayatollah
Ali Khamenei was killed on
Saturday.
Who's the new guy?
Gone and it's done.
There was 49 of them at the
meeting.
Wow, so #50 is the lone
survivor. 49 of Iran's most
senior leaders leaving Iran's
military fractured in leader.
Think about this, let's think
about this process here and who
was in charge of this military.
OK, let's get everybody get
together so we can discuss the
the strategy to attack.
Israel to elect a new Ayatollah
Before that.
Oh, before that, right?
Right, let's all get together,
all get together and we're going
to go meet in this building.
Building gone right?
Right?
But now.
All dead.
And it's over and you're done,
right?
OK, what do we do?
OK, what do we?
We need to have another meeting.
Let's get everybody to guess,
everybody together, and then
let's try and figure this out.
All 49 of us who vote come
together in the.
Meeting.
Yeah, we'll be in a Well, it'll
be secret.
Yeah, I mean, here's why.
Didn't they just find out who's
leaking the info?
So apparently there is no zoom
meeting.
There they don't have zoom.
Apparently not.
They all met again, and hey,
they're all in the same building
again.
You're.
Not going to believe this.
It's the one next to the other
one.
Can you imagine the phone call?
Hey, you are not going to
believe this.
Believe these idiots.
They're back together again.
These are different.
These are the 49 that are like
the Ayatollah.
These are these are the leftover
ones after they killed the
other.
One, this is level 2.
Hey, we've reached level 2 and
level 2 has now gotten together
and they are just.
Now they're gone too, Yeah.
You know, it'd be great if like,
the person behind all the
telling the secrets is like
Snoop Dogg or Kanye or
something.
Snoop Dogg Yeah, it's CIA, man.
They're everywhere.
Dude, this has been an attack.
They have this has been
strategic, has been developing
and they have been patiently
waiting for this.
If they didn't know that they
were in trouble when the pager
thing happened.
Do you remember the pager thing?
Remember the pager thing?
They got new pagers and they
were all, they all blew up.
Like at that point we have.
Distributed all the new pages to
everyone.
Please turn them on at the same
time.
Boom, they got us.
OK, Level 2 guys.
Boom.
Don't use the pager.
This is This is.
Before all that.
We have said cell phone.
This is one of the first attacks
so there was.
So from what I understand there
was, there was supposed to be an
attack on Israel from like 5
different fronts and everyone's
getting together to do this
allegedly.
Whatever.
Look again, I'm just a cigar
guy, so calm down.
Yeah, we don't know all the
facts.
Please don't get your real news
from us.
And then when they attacked,
that's when all this started to
happen.
Like, all right, cool.
The second that I'm on the team
where I realized that the other
team infiltrated our pagers and
blew us all up, like I think I'm
done here.
I feel like.
I feel like.
Look at this nice pager coming
to these books.
It's a very nice.
I feel like at this point,
Motorola, we are in deep water
here and no one has life
jackets.
We should stop meeting.
Yeah, I, I wish to surrender
that we need to speak to
somebody.
What are they?
What exactly do they want from
us?
We're out of our depth.
I saw a video yesterday of
Donald Trump, and at the bottom
is Islamic teletype or whatever
the closed captions, right?
And he's explained to them that
now is the time for all of you
to come together and rise up and
seize your country, right?
No, I mean, yeah, that's true.
Yes, it was funny that he, I
mean, you know, and they're
broadcasting it all over the
country over.
There.
Well, yeah, he's trying to give
them a take over the the messed
up.
Government take over?
Well, I mean, who's?
Left.
Well, he doesn't want American
troops to go in like, hey, you,
you got a leg up, now here's
your leg up, right?
We have killed all of them that
are in charge.
By the way, we're going to kill
the next 49.
We're killing them 49 at a time.
That's the way it's going to be.
It's a bulk buy.
Right.
We're only using one bomb at a
time.
Right.
So it's it's very conservative.
Very conservative.
Yeah, I mean, dude.
Well.
You don't want that.
You don't want, you don't want
American troops to go in here
and to take over.
Like that's the biggest mistake.
Well, don't they have to?
Eventually somebody's got to
walk in and make sure the right
people are in charge.
Or is that we just sent CIA guys
in?
Oh well, you hope that the
there's a revolution and then it
goes in the right direction.
It goes in the wrong direction.
I got news for you.
They'll probably be a meeting.
Did.
Where they all get together.
Right.
Are we still?
In again.
Yeah, here we go.
Start.
Over really stupid.
It's the third time.
You're not going to you're not
going to believe this.
You're.
Not going to believe this.
They're all together for 1/3
time.
Mr. President, the the
revolution went bad and there's
a new Ayatollah and they're in a
meeting right now.
Do you want us to take them out
with the beepers?
Yeah.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Should we do the beepers or
something?
Bombers, what do you want?
What do you want to do?
Because this is getting kind of
funny, right?
Let's get them on laptops.
Hey, did you guys hear anything
about us taking over the oil?
What?
No.
No, I saw some type of
conspiracy thing from somebody
online today.
On TikTok, it was on Tik.
T.O.K No, no, it was on
Facebook.
They were saying it was
definitely legit.
Yeah.
They were like, oh, you know,
Trump wants to take over the oil
because China gets all their oil
from Iran.
So if we take over the oil, then
China can't go to war with us.
You know.
Well, 'cause they get it from
Venezuela and we already cut
that off, right?
So now they get it from from
these guys and now we cut that.
Off Well, when I looked at CNBC
this morning, oil was up 8%.
Yeah, yeah, the price is going
up.
Yeah.
So that was accurate what you
said yesterday?
Yeah, gas prices are up too, I
saw.
Today, I mean, they're probably
going to go up about 10%.
Yeah, especially diesel.
I guess especially diesel.
Sure.
Yeah, it's it's at almost 4. 100
What is kind of funny though is
if you go back just a week ago,
I specifically said how do you
get them off of how do you get
people to stop talking about
Epstein files?
The only thing you can do is.
Maybe we should go to war.
Go to war and here we are.
Well, we're in a conflict.
Yeah, it's a conflict.
Yeah, we're not going.
To Epic Fury, they give it a
cool name.
Yeah, so I saw, I saw dude, I
saw like 3 or 4 protesters on
the street already.
We should make T-shirts, no?
War.
Yeah, here.
Oh War, No War released the
files.
No war release of files.
Like, I'm not, I'm not entirely.
We're busy.
Are you with war?
I don't entirely disagree with
that.
I, you know, I still want to see
I still heads the need to roll
for the other thing, but you're
going to kind of get into that
we're.
Going to get into that in a
little bit.
Yeah, which should be
interesting because though I
think Bill Clinton was a good
president.
I saw a video right before this
other show we'll talk about too.
OK.
All right.
Do you guys get up and see the
lunar eclipse 6:00 this morning?
Absolutely not.
It was a blood red moon.
Oh, I meant you didn't tell me
about that yesterday.
Didn't they say like the plant
plants were going to align or
something like that?
That happened last week.
Oh.
That was Friday, I think.
Oh really?
I got up to go see it and
there's so many big trees in my
neighborhood and I couldn't find
the moon.
You couldn't see it.
Couldn't find it.
So you got up.
I got up.
Well, yeah, I got up 30 minutes
early from my second sleep,
right?
Went outside, went all the way
out in the street, walked down
the street a little bit and
like, I can't see it.
This is a waste of time.
Can't see a damn thing.
Sun was coming up so I figured,
well, the moon's going to be
that way, but too many big trees
couldn't see it.
I hear it was quite nice though.
Did you?
It's not going to happen again
till 2028 or 2029.
So this is 3 years.
This is 26, two years, two to
three years, I guess.
Well, I guess when you get
Palmer's age, you know three
years is.
It's a gamble.
It's a gamble.
I got to tell you may or may not
see it, I don't know.
It happened.
But it made all the satellites
glow red in the sky.
Oh, really?
Supposedly.
Is it reflecting the red light?
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Too bad.
Did you see any satellites?
I was pretty tired and I wanted
to get that 20 more minutes of
sleep.
I.
Had to go back to bed.
Actually, I took a shower
instead.
Oh good for you.
So did you see the blood red
moon?
No, I did see the rocket launch
last night.
Yeah, I meant to watch that too,
and I missed that two day, two
nights in a row because it was
Rocket.
Launch.
You know, I don't know if it's
just me, but do you guys get
super excited if there's a
rocket launch?
Until I go out and look at it.
It's pretty cool.
It is cool, but I mean, there'll
be another one next week.
See, that's it.
That's exactly how I feel.
Like I was at the races last
night and everybody's like, oh
God, there's a rocket launch.
Everybody stopped watching the
race, and now we're looking at
the rocket.
Yeah.
I'm like, this is Florida.
Like, we have these all the
time.
Like why is everybody so
surprised?
Like getting up to watch the
sunrise.
You know, I got to tell ya, if
you don't tell me that there's a
rocket launch tomorrow, if you
don't tell me that there's a red
moon.
Well, I can't cover every single
story.
Well, you're, but these are
things that you're covering and
you're covering them daily.
I have no idea.
Well, we weren't going to cover
the rocket launch 'cause it
happens all the time, yeah.
They have ATV channel that you
can watch all this on.
So, so like, I'm not going to
get that news unless you're
giving me the news.
I'm not how?
Could you not know about the
Blood Moon?
It's everywhere.
I.
I didn't know there was a blood,
a blood moon, to be honest.
Dude, there's no way every.
Way too dependent on me.
Yeah, I'm, I mean.
No, I'm extremely dependent on
you.
It's not way too.
I'm extremely dependent on you
for everything.
Do I need to come check your
groceries and make a list for
you every week?
I mean, we were talking to
Miguel Chadella about all the
things you do.
He's like, wow, yeah, I'm like,
well, I got all this to do.
I start rattling off my things
and then I'm like, and then,
well, the bomber's got to do
this.
He's got to do this.
He's got the marketing.
He's like, this is, this is
like, that's a lot, yeah.
Because if I can help you at
all.
Yeah, it's like, well.
If you like to come set up the
equipment for me, Miguel.
How do you feel about e-mail
blasts?
How do?
You feel about e-mail blasts?
Can you imagine if we sucked
Miguel into something like that?
Anyway, you can help.
All right here.
Here's the login.
Here's the login on Monday,
Wednesday, Friday it's in store,
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday it's
online.
Online so if you could start
you.
Could take just take one of
them.
One of them's fine.
Yeah, just do online or in store
and pick you pick which.
One online's harder.
There's not always something
new.
There's more links.
Yeah, all right.
The Brevard County School Board
said it's seen a steady rise in
the number of students bringing
vapes to school.
Big shocker.
So they're closing bathrooms
cause the kids go in the
bathroom, three or four of them
going to a stall, they pass the
vape around and then they they
vape in the bathroom.
Just like smoking in the boys
room from back in the day.
Oh, I heard.
Yeah, I heard about this school.
The principal.
So they got permission from the
school board, they got handheld
metal detectors like at the
airport.
Oh my God.
Now they wand everybody for
vapes and if they catch you
smoking a vape, if it's nicotine
you have to you get suspended.
If it's marijuana, you get
suspended and have to go to a
course on on on addiction.
Marijuana ban and marijuana ban.
Well, I don't know, some of this
seems like BS to me because I'm
going to tell you right now
dude, so many kids are sucking
on those damn pouches.
The pouches are everywhere.
Oh, the pouches instead of the
Yeah.
Oh, can you consume vape under
18?
You're not supposed to, no.
Yeah, so then why wouldn't they
just get arrested?
Is it 18?
It's 21.
Is it 21?
So how are they getting them in
the high school then?
Go parents.
'Cause you didn't get alcohol
when you were under 21.
I there's.
Plenty of.
Neither confirmed nor deny that
statement.
There's plenty of.
What's it called?
Smoke shops when it's gone past
the date that you're going to be
crippling charged.
Oh, then yes.
Oh.
Yeah, that, that, that thing.
Someone's yelling in their
podcast, right?
Yeah.
We just talked about this the
other day, yeah.
Yeah, we were just Yeah, yeah,
God damn it.
Next topic.
Are we moving on?
Yeah, go ahead.
Wow, that was a quick story.
I think I have a lot of stories.
Seeds of the crime.
I don't know, God, what is it?
I was going.
To say process of elimination,
that's not it.
Time in prison crap.
Time served?
Nope.
I'm going to yell it out here in
a minute.
Did you find it quickly?
Because my head's going to.
Explode.
I like that I got there and as
I'm getting there, he's like he
starts to mimic my words.
I'm sorry, lips moving.
The camera doesn't have a delay
on that.
What?
It's like your lips move before
you speak.
Yeah.
Is that, is that what happens?
Yeah, my lips move before I
speak.
Interesting.
All right, a school in
Montgomery County Public
Schools.
In 2021 they decided they were
going to switch to all electric
buses.
Womp womp.
That person's fired.
Who did that?
Is this in Florida?
No, it's Alabama.
Yeah, OK Plan to replace its
full fleet with electric buses.
But the district exited its
contract with the electric bus
company in the fall because they
found out they were snookered
into it by the school
transportation official who
committed fraud.
Oh boy.
So now they are buying How many
is it exactly?
They're buying 140 diesel buses.
Wow, that's a lot.
Yeah, they got rid of all of
them.
Can't get the.
Yeah, you can't get the parts
like Costco.
They cost more than I thought.
The charging is way more
expensive than they were told.
Right?
And the transportation guy is
going to jail.
They were bamboozled.
They were bamboozled.
You know what's funny is it
sounds like regular politicians
at work this this guy got
caught.
Right.
Exactly.
You went to the school or
meeting, I got a deal for you.
Guys, right, You're not going to
believe this.
Not going to believe this deal.
It's so good and we're all going
to be green and it's going to be
nice, but we're going to make
the news. 140 electric buses,
like look at these.
They're beautiful.
Beautiful.
We're we're, we're cutting edge.
Oh no, you can't charge them.
Like how do we plug them in?
Wait, there's a plug?
They yeah, they only had the 1
battery, yeah.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to get everybody
together in the same room, OK?
Here I'm giving everybody a
beeper.
Yeah, everybody take these.
That'll be fine.
Now they're writing a check for
140 diesel buses.
Alabama.
That's got to be expensive.
I bet that diesel bus guy was
pissed at first.
No, not.
He's like, now they're double.
Oh, they're charged.
Oh, oh, so so no more business.
So we're closed.
We're not nothing.
No.
Screw us.
The gas guy too, to get rid of
him.
Electric is the way.
OK, OK.
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
You need the buses now.
Oh, oh, remember.
What they closed before, now
it's twice that.
That's well.
We're going to tack on a 20%
surcharge.
That guy's probably really
pulling his hair out though
because diesel just went up
$0.40 a gallon.
If they don't care, it's
government money.
Yeah, government.
Swipe a card.
All right, And Justin
Timberlake's in the news.
It's really easy to charge a
card when it's not your money.
You know, before you jump to
that.
I mean, that's why I always say
even with us and all these
things like act like it's your
money.
If you treat it like it's your
money, then you'll make the
right decisions.
Oh, I have no money so.
That's the biggest problem with
the with any with any government
expenses.
Well, it's not ours.
Who cares?
So, Justin Timberlake, let's go.
He's got a new movie coming out,
yeah.
But he's.
He's suing to stop it.
Is a documentary about him and
Britney Spears.
No, it's a video showing his DUI
arrest.
What?
Remember last year when he got
out, he got the DUI in that
little seaside village?
Who wrote you a Symphony?
Sag Harbor.
Click.
Click.
Interview Monday, Sag Harbor
Mayor Thomas Gardella confirmed
negotiations were under way and
said the village is trying to be
as transparent as possible.
He's claiming that there is
proprietary information that is
in the video, like you can see
his ID and that kind of stuff.
Right, let's blow that out.
Yeah, just edit that out,
resume.
You can see the deal the town's
probably make.
We need you to come to a free
concert.
Right.
We would like to be the backdrop
for your next movie.
Yeah.
He's probably afraid that
Britney's going to know where
he's at.
I think it's the other way
around.
What's the other way around?
I think he's cut in on the deal.
You think he's making money?
Yeah.
Hey, here's what we're gonna do.
Well, it's the Freedom of
Information Act.
The Police Department is
supposed to release the video.
And somebody's gonna.
But somebody took this video and
made.
A It's the police camera
footage.
Right.
And somebody's taking this and
making a video out of it, a
documentary or something of some
type of video.
No, the news places because now
the time is up that they had to
keep it from everybody.
So, ABCCBS, what's the TV show
that giveaway gets?
On NBCNBC.
DMZ.
TMZ, everybody wants it now and
he's trying to sue so that
nobody can have it.
He's trying to prevent the
video.
He says it will hurt his image.
Why, Amy, you should have been
dry, been drunk.
I mean, look, dude, you know
what?
Here's the funny part.
Nobody got hurt, right?
To my knowledge.
Yeah, no, you just got pulled
over.
OK, so the guy made a mistake,
right?
People make mistakes all the
time.
Sure.
Thankfully nobody got hurt,
right?
And you know, you live and you
learn.
So if it's not some type of docu
series or something, that's what
I was thinking.
It was like they're releasing
something and he's like, oh, I
don't want to.
Be well, it'll be all over the
TV, right?
You know and.
Then they'll make a Netflix
movie and use it you.
Know it's because I started out
at Disney.
Because of Disney.
Oh, I can't ruin my image.
It would ruin.
I think his wife is mad at him.
Jessica Biel.
Is that his wife?
Are they still together?
I think so.
I think they're.
I think they're divorced.
I was going to say deleted.
I think they're.
Divorced.
They're deleted.
You think they got deleted?
Oh, it's terrible.
Man Jessica Biel.
He was arrested on June 18th,
2024.
So I guess now is the time where
it is up.
So I guess it's got to be like
18 months or something.
They are still married.
Right now, just.
For the record, if you're famous
you would think don't drive
drunk, they always get caught,
you should have a guy.
Yeah, why don't you have a
driver?
For the driver.
I mean, you know what dude?
If only there was an app where I
could hit a button.
And call a car.
And have somebody just arrive
would sometimes without a person
at this point, right?
You know, no questions asked,
Nobody knows.
There's nobody there.
They don't like they don't.
He doesn't have a $20 guy, but.
Yeah, right.
But look right.
Yeah, was he getting drunk by
himself?
But either way, no matter how we
got there, we got there right?
Right.
Look, people make mistakes.
No one's perfect.
That's the hardest part about
this whole social media thing
that I always struggle with.
It's like you start picking
apart a person, you're gonna
find something.
Sure, they screwed up somewhere.
That's how you learn.
So now we're starting to ingrain
into our kids that you have to
be perfect all the time, right?
And you wonder where all these
panic attacks and all of this
crap comes from.
It's because they're so
concerned about being perfect
that God forbid they should make
a mistake.
It's the end of the world.
Then you have suicide rates
going up, all of these terrible
things, when in all reality,
look, man, people make mistakes.
People screw up.
So if I'm Justin Timberlake in
the scenario, I go the opposite
way and I lean into it and say,
hey, yeah, you know what?
Not my best moment.
I screwed it up.
Here's the video.
This is me being a new.
Bank yeah put it out and then do
an anti drunk driving video or
something with it.
This is, this was me three years
ago.
I'm a better person now because
this happened.
And I'm thankful for the Police
Department for pulling me over
and nobody getting hurt.
Yeah.
Done.
As you're explaining that whole
process, Yeah.
Every time you said something
new, Palmer's eyes got wider.
I wish I I yeah, I wish I was
flipping back and forth.
They would have been great.
Yeah, like were they excited or?
No, it's, it's, it's almost like
he was getting nervous, like you
were like the suicide and he's
like, oh God, oh God.
I got news for you.
No, I'm.
Not saying like he was coming.
What I'm saying is like the
panic attack like.
I understand what you're saying.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you.
If I did right here on camera,
you guys would be famous.
I got.
Wait, wait.
Suicide or panic at that.
I'll just wait, you know, go.
Ahead, Michael.
I got news for you.
It's the other way around as far
as a podcast is concerned.
I'm more concerned about what
he's going to say than he's more
than he's concerned about what
I'm going to say 'cause he's,
there have been things in the
ongoing podcast throughout the
past week.
Then I'm like, oh God, I wish
you didn't say that.
But it isn't enough for me to be
like, hey, cut that out.
Like hey, you need to crop that.
Yeah, we know where the line is.
There's a line.
Yeah, there's a line and.
Oh, no, I don't know where it
is, No.
He doesn't know where it is
until I tell him about it and
then I have no idea and then I
get an over exaggeration.
Am I even allowed to talk
anymore?
Should I not say anything or do
you want someone don't want me
to speak like?
Just stop talking.
Fine, I won't talk.
Fine cheer show, you know.
That's cheer show and what you
tell everybody, right?
So no.
And no he doesn't.
He's not worried about what I'm
going to say at all.
No, no, no.
I don't think he was worried.
I just thought, you know, that
the anxiety in him was like.
No.
There was things I thought to
say, but they're not really
pertinent and could come off the
wrong way, so I didn't say that.
I mean my breathing started
getting heavier as he was
listing off everything I.
Didn't know that was possible.
Wow, moving on.
All right, here are the seven
takeaways from Bill Clinton's
What?
It's not indictment.
What was it called?
Deposition.
Statue of limitations.
They're allowed to release his
deposit, his deposition.
Oh, the video's out.
Yeah, I released a video, him
and her.
Hers not so good because all she
did was get mad and yell at
people.
Hillary.
Can't believe you're asking me
that This is a this is a
lynching.
You're just after information.
This isn't even news.
Why you asking?
But yeah, hers are terrible.
This is well, that's a good
strategy.
Right, just anger demonizing and
she almost got up and left one
time.
Oh, like Real Housewives?
But she came back.
She never actually left.
She would like OK, fine.
Ma'am, you were Underoath.
Yes, ma'am, you were Underoath.
Missus Clinton, I I may I remind
you that you're Underoath and
you are not allowed to leave.
She doesn't.
Like she doesn't like the women
that are asking her questions
for some reason.
Like I've never been underoath
and lied before.
Well, she.
That oath thing isn't, you know,
how do you make me?
Yeah, cross my heart and swear
to tell her through, All right.
Bill Clinton denies any
knowledge of the Epstein crimes.
I didn't.
I didn't know anything about it.
I didn't hear anything.
No idea.
I have no idea.
Wait, what?
What's going on there?
He repeatedly stated Underoath
that he did not know about
Epstein sex trafficking.
Ask my wife.
Ask my wife.
Yeah, but there's a photo of him
with one of the girls.
There's a picture of him in a
hot tub, he's laying back with
his hands on his.
He says he was only in the hunt
up for 5 minutes and then he got
out.
He has no idea who the woman
was, who the woman was.
They blacked out her face.
Right.
But then they asked, but the
women that the people that were
in that pool were the people
that are in your party, right?
They were with you as something
I don't know, I don't remember.
And he said, no, he goes, well,
yeah, but I didn't know who they
were.
They've the little video I saw
they, they handed him a bunch of
pictures.
He's going through the pictures.
He's looking at him.
He starts smiling.
So his attorney takes him away
from him and he reaches over and
brings them back over and
starts.
Looking at yes.
Wow, Bill, really let them know
that you don't know who it is,
right?
But he's.
Smiling as he's looking at him.
And the attorney goes, give me
those.
And he goes, oh, I want to look
at these.
I remember Cassandra.
She was.
Nice.
I like her.
Clinton #2 Clinton acknowledged
travel but said he did not go to
the island.
Well, there's receipts for
travel.
I was on the jet, but I did not
go to the island.
Isn't there a painting of him at
the island in a woman's dress or
something?
Isn't an iconic.
Yeah, there's actually one on
the island in the buildings.
He says he only used a plane for
humanitarian work.
Ah, oh, that's.
What he's supposed to say?
And he swears he ceased to
contact Epstein before the
criminal stuff.
When did he?
How did he know if you stopped
talking?
How did you know?
There you go, right?
Yeah, we stopped talking before
the.
Criminal.
We stopped talking, but you said
you didn't know he committed
any.
Crimes Is anybody in charge
asking these questions?
Just give me a a, a detective
that could read beyond fifth
grade, I mean.
Well, these aren't.
These are senators and
congressmen.
Oh, so they're definitely not
qualified.
Oh.
Yeah, they're not.
Yeah, they're asking them
whatever questions they want.
It sounded like it was Zach
Galifianakis on Between Two
Ferns.
Yeah, it was like that, yeah.
Right.
Did is the so did.
Did Julius Caesar really stay
here?
Right.
He also says he was never, this
isn't listed on here but he said
he never had him at the White
House and then they showed a
picture of him with Epstein at
the White House.
Oh God.
With the dark haired lady who
gave up all the information.
This is, you know, Oh my God, So
what?
What a disaster.
You know, like 900 years old.
Maybe he just doesn't remember.
I mean, it's just his word
against, you know?
Right, it's all hearsay.
That's not a lie detector in
him, right?
There's nothing you can do all.
Right #3 He denied visiting the
island again or and or
participating in any wrongdoing.
Clinton Clinton said he never
went to Epstein's private island
and similarly denied any sexual
contact with anyone connected to
Epstein.
Sounds familiar?
I don't know when Epstein.
I never heard of Jeffrey.
Even when presented with photos.
But do you see these pictures?
Pictures of you on the island,
Is that not me?
That's exactly what he did with
Monica.
That was a.
It was pictures of him on the
island.
Yeah, and he said he wasn't.
With women and he got I wasn't
there.
Wow.
I guess in an era of AI you
could really deny everything and
go.
That's not real.
Well, these pictures are, I
guess you can make them look old
though, as far as that goes,
yeah.
Oh my God.
And then Justin Bieber walked
by.
Hey babes, you going to the
island later?
And I, I can make, I can make
the graphic for this week, the
three of us on Epstein's island.
No, please don't.
Yeah.
And boots still have the mask
on.
We can be.
A group photo of us before you
get everybody leaves.
Today, Yeah, Why don't you just
put us in the boat and Coop
could be on the island.
That's not nice.
I'm sorry.
That's not nice.
See, that's crossing the line.
I wouldn't say that.
Yeah, you always count on boots.
Sorry.
Hillary Clinton said she never
met Epstein during her closed
door deposition.
She stated she did not recall
ever meeting Epstein, never flew
on his planes and never visited
the properties, and deny having
knowledge of his crimes.
I don't know this man, I've
never met this man, you can't
prove I met this man, and I
don't even know what crime he
committed either.
Where are the emails?
We got rid of those.
Dang, got rid of those things.
Allegedly.
Well, they're gone.
Alleged they don't know they're
really they're alleged emails.
Oh.
Yeah, Hillary was literally in
the back of this interview
throwing the computer out the
window.
Shut up, Bill.
Look at your pretty pictures.
I remember her.
Wait, no, I don't remember her.
I don't.
Remember her?
I don't remember doing that one.
You got an image of her turned
around.
Yeah, maybe I'll maybe I'll know
who she.
Is get an image on top of her
head.
Oh yeah.
That's not Monica.
That's.
Not Monica number 5.
The deposition process was
tense, especially for Hillary.
Hillary got visibly frustrated
with the Republican lawmakers
and nearly walked out at one
point after photos from the
private disposition.
One of the people that were
questioning I guess were taking
pictures with their cell phone
and send it to people outside of
the OF.
This like I don't understand the
purpose of these these things,
these depositions, what happens
of them?
Well, nothing because they
either we don't know.
No, they said.
They said denied everything.
They said no.
A deposition is for information
to be used by both parties
inside the court of law.
It's stuff that can actually be
used that's hearsay.
I understand that.
Thank you.
But what's the point?
Like how is any of this going to
be used or how will there be any
punishment ensued in on anybody?
There's not.
Well, they, they had probably
thought that they would, you
know, they're underoath.
They would tell the truth.
But like you said, they're.
Politicians, yeah.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
It's their word against
everybody else's.
So I mean, all I'm going to do
is say no, nobody can prove it
except they have photos and they
deny them the photos.
Well, that one guy, the sweaty
guy, the Prince or whatever,
Yeah, they call him Prince
sweaty or whatever.
Oh yeah, yeah, Prince, he said.
Charles or the King's?
Brother, Yeah, they said he said
that.
Supposedly he said, well, it
can't be me because I don't
sweat.
And then they show pictures of
him sweating everywhere, right?
Exactly.
And this is you after eating a
bon bon.
Right.
This is.
Just such a mess.
Here's the scarier part.
So like, I think that the only
reason why that some of these
things are coming up is that
'cause this is the time when
people would take legitimate
pictures and they weren't using
a phone, right?
Right.
Actual cameras.
Right.
You think these parties are
still going on?
I've seen is dead.
OK.
And.
Oh, you think like there's
another.
Routine like it could be like
another island of somebody
else's Yeah.
Or just.
That's what I said before.
I mean, how do we know this
doesn't, You know, there's not
dozens of people with.
Islands, so really, well, even
islands, just like parties,
whatever.
I bet you that these things are
still going on, but they're just
better at it now.
They're just no.
Phones, right?
Phones all stay out.
No, everything's abandoned or
they have some type of thing
where there's, you know, no, no
electronics, there's no
Internet, there's no nothing.
Even Diddy had photos.
Maybe that's what they were
doing on Iran.
They were all getting together
to find out.
The 49 guys are getting the
other going.
Who's got the video?
Where's the island buddies?
Where's the island?
Epstein said.
We would not get in trouble.
I feel like you're trying to be
funny there.
Just didn't.
Yeah, I did come on to.
Him didn't track right.
Number six, political contact
and partisanship clouded the
proceedings.
Hillary Clinton accused
Republicans of using her
testimony to distract from other
political issues, and lawmakers
raise unrelated theories.
I didn't have to get up.
I have to get up.
I'm finished.
You guys just don't want to talk
about the war, right?
Or Pizzagate?
What's Pizzagate?
Pizzagate is I'm going to screw
this up too.
Is like there's some type of
relation between using the term
pizzas.
Oh yeah, but the pizza boxes.
And something, yeah, like.
And the kids.
Did he told his son to get rid
of all the pizza boxes?
That supposedly that happened
and supposedly like the the
reference during emails like
they have code.
Supposedly there's a code.
Involved.
Yeah, Yeah.
I don't know why that door
opening scared me.
Everything should scare.
That's the effort.
Because, you know, I was.
A Clinton.
Oh God, oh God, I want to live.
Kill my family.
All right, begin.
I'll tell you where they're all
at.
I'll.
Tell you where they're at right
now, Bill.
My wife was upstairs. #7 Bill
Clinton referenced others past
ties to Epstein.
Oh.
There's what he told about you.
Why are you talking to me?
You should be talking to this
guy.
Oh, he threw him under the bus.
He threw other people under the
bus.
I love it, Oh, Donald Trump
saying.
Trump spoke of having some great
times with that steam.
OK.
Oh.
Was that at the Sizzler or?
Get the Sizzler.
That was just a pivot.
Trump said he had a great time.
See, that isn't as cool as him
throwing somebody else under his
own party under the bus, you
know what I mean?
Oh, another Democrat.
Like, that's just slinging.
You're just slinging at that
point, right, You know?
You should ask Pelosi.
It's.
Pelosi, she was there.
I think she was.
She was on the list.
They're all on the list, yeah.
Yeah, I want to see something
like that.
It's long but distinguished.
Like there was a guy, I saw a
recent interview where there was
a guy talking and he's like, oh,
that's not true.
This is what happened.
And this is, I don't know if it
was in relation to Epstein, but
this guy starts leaking things
out and starts giving out all
this info.
And the attorney says if you
don't stop talking, I'm going to
F and kill you.
Oh.
Wow.
Oh, you're in trouble.
And he's like a rich dude.
He's like, go away.
I'm going to.
I'm going to keep saying what I
want to.
Say I keep talking about other
people.
What else?
You OK?
You get invited to the island.
You don't know what's going on
there.
You get invited to the island,
you find out what's happening
and they go.
The next plane doesn't leave for
three days.
You just hide at that point I
guess, Stay in your room,
whatever.
Surviving those three days
aren't the problem.
What the bigger problem is You
survive the three days, you
understand what happened and you
don't say anything.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, you need to at that point,
as soon as you land, you need to
say, I need to inform the right
people.
I need to make sure that there's
a backup plan.
Because when I exit out of this
world accidentally, I did not
want to kill myself like that.
You know you have to have all
your ducks in a row.
That would have been.
A US Marshall.
Well, I need Casey.
Call Casey from Yellowstone.
I need AUS Marshall.
Well, because you, well, you
wonder how entrenched it is and
like, you know, are networks
involved.
Start writing down names
everybody saw at the airport.
You know, there's like, there's
a whole like, if you leaked it
to the press, would the press
just go back to them and say,
hey, just so you know?
Just so you know.
So and so's talking.
Pelosi saying that there was
children.
You know, alleged.
Allegedly, it would have been
bad for Bill.
Whatever the case may be, you
know.
Saw a report today that Epstein
was a lizard man on the island.
What now?
We're getting crazy.
Did you?
See the Jim Carrey thing.
I saw well which Jim Carrey
thing.
So there was a, there was a Jim
Carrey was out and about and
they said, that's not Jim
Carrey, that's a.
They've been saying it for
years.
They're saying that this is a
clone guy.
Yeah, it was actually an artist
who did it.
Oh, it wasn't him.
Yeah.
Oh, with the guy with the long
hair and everything.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Yeah, that was crazy 'cause it
it kept coming in my feet like
this is not Jim Carrey.
This is why he used this.
And I'm like, is this a
conspiracy?
Like what's going on here is.
Do you think Jim Carrey's dead
or this guy just?
Jumped.
No, he's alive.
Oh, OK, But this, this guy
purposely went in and did this
to look like Jim Carrey.
His eyes were different.
Yeah, they say he looked, he
looked different, had longer
hair.
Yeah.
And he could speak French.
Oh really?
He was getting an award from
France or something.
And he spoke French in the the
speech, like really good.
No kidding.
Hey Michael, you have a video
for us?
I do not.
Wow, we're 40 minutes in
already.
We're rolling all right along,
buddy all.
Right Cigar News Aladino
Declaration honors American semi
Quincentennial.
Who's what now?
What?
What?
What?
Aladino cigars.
They're making a cigar to
celebrate the semi
quincentennial.
OK, got it.
Jerry Tobacco Company to the
list of companies that will
release cigars this year in
honor of the 250th anniversary
of founding of the United States
of America.
Is this a thing 250?
Is that a number?
I mean, it seems like an odd
number to two. 150 is a big
deal.
Is it?
Yeah, we're going to have UFC
fights at the White House.
Oh, is this the one?
Yeah.
The new Aladeno Declaration is a
6 by 52 Toro that will ship to
stores this summer, coming out
on July 5th.
They're not saying anything
about this cigar.
We're making a cigar.
It's going to be good.
It's.
Going to be Cigar 52 and that's
all we're saying 2. 150 a year.
And it's made entirely of the
company's tobacco.
I mean, as it should be.
They have a ton of tobacco.
A ton.
Oh yeah, and they use it.
You know why they have a ton?
Yeah, they use it as paradigm.
I didn't know.
It was one of the things I
wasn't supposed.
To say it is.
Oh, the Aroa family, which owns
JRE Tobacco Company, is a
prominent grower in Honduras.
All right, how much is this
declaration cigar, gentleman?
Is it 6 by 52?
Aladino.
Failed, Yeah. 16 bucks I'm.
Going to go over here and I'm
going to say, I mean, 25 sounds
perfect for 250 years, but I'm
going.
To go oh that would be a nice
price 22.
You went the wrong way, $15.
His.
Streak is still on and it goes
on Daddy better use the good
arm.
Daddy better start using the
good arm.
Comes in a box at 13, honoring
the original 13 colonies.
Oh, that makes sense.
I guess on the outside is Miss
Betsy Ross.
Oh, just a flag.
Sorry, just a flag.
Not her.
Oh well.
The inside of the box features a
modern American flag as well as
words from the Declaration of
Independence.
Merck, does it have Canada in
there?
Merck, our 51st date.
No, I thought that was going to
be oh, Greenland is back on the.
We're back on the table.
Back on the table.
We're back on the table
apparently.
Russia supposedly leaned on him
a little bit or.
Something.
Yeah, they need money.
Oh, and they're like, whoa, we
want this guy instead.
Yeah, we want this guy.
This guy over here.
Like, oh, he wasn't.
Kidding.
Bring the hospital boat back.
We will take the boat.
Did you see that?
I heard that a lot of the
Mexican stuff was actually AI
videos.
It wasn't real.
No, I didn't see that.
I heard that it's.
So the cartel is doing AI videos
now?
Somebody did the Mexican.
Oh, I did hear though.
Iraq released a video of the USS
Abraham Lincoln being sunk.
And that's not true.
It's from a video game.
They use it.
There wasn't.
They use the.
Footage from a video game wasn't
even AI.
Wow.
But all the people are like,
whoa, we sank the ball, Jay.
Wow.
They even listed what video game
it was from in the news.
Really.
They said it's not AI, it's
footage from the video game.
I don't know.
We attack America or something.
I don't know.
Are we OK with that video coming
out?
Sinking the Abraham Lincoln?
Yeah, no, that's why they didn't
even shot at it.
And a video game though.
And a video game.
Yeah, well, there's a video game
where the White House gets blown
up.
I played that one.
There's.
A couple movies like that too.
Call of Duty.
Call of Duty, You're a big Call
of Duty guy.
No, my son's a Call of Duty guy.
Oh, I'm into Call of Duty right
now.
Oh, I don't have that set.
When he used to live with this,
I would play every once in a
while and die quickly.
But right, Right.
And you can't play with the kids
because what are you switching
your clothes and your gun and
making your gun a different
color?
I'm getting bored.
I want to play.
Right.
Yeah, they were.
They were playing Versace and
you're just trying to kill
somebody.
All right, Casa Castagili.
CASDAGLI Castagili.
Casa de Gili.
Castili.
Casa de Castili, I don't know,
they're teasing that they're
putting in the Daughters of the
Wind.
Rosato line out.
OK.
And a post on his Facebook page,
whoever that is, Cass Cass de
Gilli announced that it will be
releasing A2 new versions of the
Daughters of the Wind line this
summer.
Company says that the new
Daughters of the Wind Rosato
will be made at the IGN cigar
factory.
Have you heard of that?
One MGM.
Have you heard of no IGN?
Have you heard of the company?
Castili.
I don't know.
They're going to put a Habano
Rosado wrapper grown in Costa
Rica.
Rest of the land has not been
announced.
The regular Daughters of the
Wind Land is made with a Costa
Rican binder and filler
tobacco's grown in Dominican
Republic and Peru.
Peru.
They put it on their Facebook
page, but they will not answer
any requests from Half Wheel
about information.
Speaking of putting on the
Facebook page, did you see that
What video I put up on the
Postania Mafia?
Page I did.
Did you see that?
I did see that.
That's pretty cool, I thought
it.
Was going to be longer.
Well, I can start threading them
together.
Oh, but they're AI so they I
think you can only do like 8
seconds at at a time.
Ah, I.
Gotcha.
So, but that was the first one.
Oh, I think you can.
I'll take that one and say OK,
now I need an additional 8
seconds added to that.
And then you can cap cut them
to.
And you?
Yeah.
And I'll put them all together.
Alright, MK and Son is
rebranding.
MK and son.
MK and son.
Son.
SO with the two dots over it,
H&E Son?
Son, son.
Son.
Son rebranding and calling it
Collas and Son.
Collas.
So son stays, son stays.
There's more, son.
We have another we we have
another comment.
Yeah, we do.
NK and Son, a German
distributor, has announced that
it is has that it that it has
rebranded itself to Colles and
Son.
Brother, Adam and Daniel Kolace
announced MK and Son in mid
2023, though it didn't begin
distributing for brands until
the following year.
First of all, it's German.
It's way more intense than the
way that you're.
Saying I'm sure it is.
Yes, Kolert and Tolley and Son.
Yeah, there you go, much better.
Was a reference to the brothers
father Michael Kolace.
Previously, the brothers worked
for Kolace and Kop, a different
German distributor.
A totally different.
One now known as Kop tobaccos,
in addition to the name change.
Much better I feel more.
Confusing.
The brothers have moved their
business back to Herman Lonsveg,
36, in Redlink, a northern
Germantown near Hamburg.
Previously, the company has been
operating from a location around
the corner, but is now back at
an address they previously used.
Oh, we have a quote.
It feels like coming home, said
the brothers in our press
release.
Tobacco history was written at
this location.
For us, it marks a return to our
roots and at the same time a
clear commitment to the future
of the fatherland of the
company.
Koletzen soon is the German
distributor for Ashton,
Mycelava, Padron, Rocky Patel
and others.
I hurt myself.
All right, now it's time for the
oh wait, did you want to
comment?
You want to say something makes
a little.
Witty.
I mean, there's nothing really
to say about that other than
well done, Sir.
Well done.
Thank you very much.
You know, I was concerned at
first.
Oh, that we got to get to the.
Point you brought it up.
Got to get to the.
Point you delivered.
All right, it's time for the
industry's favorite game.
What's the score?
It really needs music.
All right.
Today's Cigar from March 2nd,
2026.
It's a recent one.
Brooks Whittington is the
reviewer.
Oh, Espinoza Limited edition
Nicaragua Redux. 00.
It's the war zone, Toro.
The original.
Yes, it's a redux.
War Zone 1.
Yes, and was there more than
one?
Does a redux means they're just
re smoking?
Does a redux mean?
They are re reviewing a cigar
they reviewed before.
I'm sorry, I I'm confusing the
warhead with the war zone and
then I yes, yes.
So yeah, could it get worse?
I think it could get.
Worse.
So why do they do a redux?
To let you know that after it
aged, did it taste better or
worse?
I thought maybe they just ran
out of cigars.
Case I'm going to go 84 Cameroon
wrapper.
This is a good cigar.
Is it?
Yeah, I smoked it.
I smoked it, I've seen them.
I'll go, I'll go 88.
All right, Cigar reviews is a
war zone Toro country of origin
Nicaragua factory, Lazona cigar
factory rappers, Cameroon
binders Honduras, the filler,
Columbia and Nicaragua.
It is a 6 by 52.
It's round and they only smoked
one because it's a redux. 85.
It's just one of them smoking a
cigar and they can write it off
so that they review it.
No, I think they're they, if
they have, they probably had it
from before and they're like,
oh, I'll smoke it.
Now, is that what they they go
through the human arm, blah blah
blah.
Oh.
Look, there's a war zone we can
redux this.
I can redux it I guess I liked
it. 88.
Oh, he moved up.
Oh.
How was that 88?
Blue #1 The flavor profile
develops nicely after the
initial light, delivering
enjoyable notes of age.
Cedar, creamy leather sourdough
bread, walnuts, coffee beans and
a well balanced white pepper and
honey retro hail that works
surprisingly well together.
Sounds delicious. 87. 88. #2
Construction is strong overall
with excellent draw resistance,
thick smoke production, solid
firmness and the only one minor
burn correction needed after a
long one hour and 44 minutes
smoking time.
Almost flawless. 89.
Oh look, I'm trying to get me to
move 88.
The cigar starts off with a
noticeable metallic bitterness
and spice combination that isn't
particularly enjoyable, and the
burn line becomes WAVY enough in
the second-half to require a
correction.
Do you guys correct your cigars
if they burn crooked?
No.
If it gets out of hand.
Only yeah, if it gets super
wonky.
One time I really have
significant burn issues, usually
in the car.
In the car, yeah.
Like if one side's not burning
or.
Something Yeah, 86.
I don't know.
I'm going to stay at 88.
I'd like at the number.
All right, final thought.
I had two main issues with the
war zone Toro.
First when I reviewed it, the
blandness of the 1st, 3rd and
the lack of Cameroon esque
flavors in the overall profile.
Well after five years the first
problem remains, but thankfully
the second one has been
rectified.
Other than a burn line that
tended to waver at certain
points, the construction was
quite good and the strength
never rose above a solid medium.
Five years of the humidor has
improved the War Zone Toro
noticeably, but it still falls
short of the short Churchill
Ventola.
Sorry.
Unbelievable.
All right, that's the last
thing. 85.
Middle of the road I see.
It's a good number because I
have to go higher or lower on
this.
Well, it's generally the way it.
Works.
That's how that yeah, every
time.
Yeah, that's a good number
though 'cause if I go lower and
then Jack and then we're gonna
get mad.
If I go higher I could possibly
win.
But I'm going to have to go for
the West today, boys.
I'm going to go 84.
You went the wrong way 88.
Two man, that was on the nail.
Quintin Quintinental What?
Quintincentennial.
No.
Coincidentally.
Yeah, thank you.
The original score was 84.
That's hilarious.
So I had it both.
On a nap?
Oh my God, in stereo, you went
the wrong way.
I knew that I could get him to
jump.
I thought he had it.
I was so rooting for you there,
Phil.
I know I should have.
I should have keyed on your face
getting bright red.
Your streak is over.
I play with my right hand on
that one.
Daddy played with his right hand
today.
Daddy played with his right
hand.
Just today.
Yeah, I'll go back to my left
tomorrow just to let you know.
Just enough to let you know.
Just to smack you a.
Little just to let you know you
are not in charge like Bane and
Dark Knight Razzes.
Do you feel in charge?
Yeah.
OK, alright.
Anybody got anything else?
Yeah.
What's the dates that we're
going to be in Alabama?
26 and 27.
We're going to be at Boll
Weevils.
Thursday, Friday I believe in.
Humidor buying cigars yes Dothan
AL we will be there.
We, we, me and you.
Yeah, it's both of us.
Me and you, what is it?
What the what are the dates?
Thursday, Friday or Friday?
Thursday, Friday I believe.
Thursday.
Friday.
Cool.
I believe so.
So we have to leave.
How long is your drive?
Is it you've been?
You did it once before.
It's like 5 or 6 hours or
something.
Like that?
It's longer than that.
Well.
We're going to make some stops
along the way.
We'll leave early.
Yeah, it's got to be at least.
Like, are we going to leave
Wednesday or Thursday?
Thursday efficient.
Yes.
How are you going to coach the
games on Friday night?
There shouldn't be.
Oh, you have range?
Games don't start till April.
These are the last games.
Oh, it's his last free.
Weekend now he can get his call
of booty on Call of Duty on
sorry.
Call of booty.
Call of Booty on what are you
talking?
That's a whole different video
game.
Dude.
Told you he does porn.
Seek professional help please,
for all of us.
What are you what?
What are you impressing?
You're going to talk about what
on your podcast when there's no
games?
Oh, there's plenty of things to
cover.
It's about coaching.
We're not talking about live
events.
Oh, I thought you guys talked
about your games.
No, we mentioned it sometimes,
but.
I got news.
They go over drills and stuff.
Yeah, I got news for you.
On average, I'm coaching five
games a week.
Well, you can't cover all that
in a podcast.
So all your teams, you don't
coach the same kids every day.
No, there there's a little bit
of overlap for a couple of
players that'll play on two
teams, but more often than not
they're different sets.
Yeah, Palmer, he has the same
teams every week.
Is that what you're asking?
No.
Well, they were talking today on
the show about how often you
need to practice and Preston
said once a week.
So I mean Mikey's coaching five
days a week, four days a week.
Yeah, he's got 20 teams.
You want me to answer?
You want me to answer this
question, I can answer for you.
Well, I that's why I was asking.
So I assumed, like on Monday
you're coaching one team,
Tuesday you're coaching a
different team, no?
No, no, to some degree, maybe
like Monday is the bigger kids,
the 7th and 8th grade team and
the 5th and 6th grade team.
I, we do practice, we
consecutively, everything's
together, those three teams.
And then Thursday is the third
grade and 4th grade teams,
'cause there's two of those
teams.
Boom.
And then when kindergarten
starts back up, she'll be
Wednesdays.
Oh, so no coach on no coaching
on Tuesday?
No that you're incorrect because
on Tuesday is now school team.
So I coach 2 school teams.
On Tuesday I coach a
kindergarten team and the 4th.
Grade.
So then they are different teams
every day, different sets of
teams.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah.
But.
It's like the same kids are are
are practicing five days a week.
Some of them I mean, like
justice is on all those, you
know.
Well, he's your kid, you mean?
Yeah, so he'll do 4th grade, 4th
grade for school and then 4th
grade for rec, and then he'll do
basketball for school or
basketball.
For rec, yeah.
You're the coach for the school
now, right?
I'm the assistant, Yeah.
Oh, the assistant.
I consider myself the assistant
coach.
Yeah.
My Do they consider you the head
coach though?
No.
Is the is the head coach Father
Murphy or something?
No, no, the head coach is my
friend and he knows way more
about basketball than I do, so I
would not.
Right now.
I wouldn't, I would not gun for
that.
No, we work extremely well
together.
Like, you know, we, we, we talk
over things, we work on what we
think the, the good course of
action is.
And like in that, in, in
coach's, in Preston's thing,
he's talking about, well, you
need a coach to be able to
handle the rotations while
you're focused.
I'm the one that handles the
rotations for basketball.
I'm like, OK, Doo Doo, Doo.
Here's the time, blah, blah,
blah, coach, I'm seeing this.
I'll let him know I notice
something in the game.
I'm going to sub this kid out
for that, you know?
Your coach's staff.
Yeah, I.
Remember what I wanted to talk
about at the beginning of the
show?
You mentioned that you reward
the children with candy.
Yes.
Can we have candy at the end of
a good show too?
We would like to have dum Dum
Dums.
We would like Dum Dums.
You know what's hilarious at?
Least we get something that way,
Phil.
Right.
Yes, we would like Dum Dums.
It took you, it took you 58
minutes to remember that memory.
Well, 'cause he started talking
about coaching.
So it's, it's, it spurred
something.
Hey, he called me the other day
about something that happened in
a meeting and I couldn't
remember what it was, but then I
called him back and he goes, I
knew you'd get it.
I just had to start you.
It's.
True.
He wasn't.
He wasn't even like, surprised.
I called back in 15 minutes.
Yeah, we were.
Well, I was in the call.
I was on the car ride with my
brother and I said that we were
talking about something and my
brother told me that I was
delusional and that we did not
have that conversation.
I said no problem, pick up the
phone, said Palmer, do you
remember XYZ in the
conversation?
He's like, no.
I was like, OK, get back to me,
hang up the phone, hang up the
phone.
Look at Greg.
I said he'll figure it out
within 10 minutes.
Palmer calls back, says OK,
yeah, we talked about this, We
talked about that, I said.
This was the number and this is
how it ended.
That's funny.
Yeah.
And this and this is exactly the
subject that we were talking
about said, Perfect.
Thank you.
That's what we were talking
about.
Sometimes you just got to crank
the motor a little.
Bit sometimes you got to, you
know what I mean?
So make fun of it, but it works.
So I saw.
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I read it
wrong.
You're probably wrong.
But the basketball league, is it
getting a new coach, a new the
one that you don't prefer?
No.
OK, I thought I saw something on
Facebook that he's moving to
Tennessee.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't hear that.
He's taking over the team that's
in Tennessee.
Oh wow, Jorge's going away.
Yeah, I didn't want to say that.
I didn't know if you cared about
saying the name.
Well, I don't hate the guy.
No, Yeah, yeah.
No idea what you're talking
about, I.
Like the guy you know the the
design of that league is is what
the problem is.
Yeah, I think they they had like
a guy next to him.
It looked like his replacement.
Oh, very nice.
Well, that's not going to change
anything about the league.
I'm going to miss Jorge.
I like Jorge.
Oh well, yeah, but wasn't he
like the lead of the league?
He runs that league, yeah, but
he but he's part of a franchise.
Oh, so there's other people that
create the rules and stuff?
Create the bigger problems
correct?
Alright, one more question.
Go ahead Phil.
Will you be willing to take the
mask on the cruise and take
photos of you in the mask?
When are you going on a cruise?
Thursday, Friday, he won't be
here.
You have mask pictures?
Mask pictures from the cruise.
I don't know, you guys are
trying to get rid of me off the
show.
We can't replace you.
I know you can't.
Who would we?
Replace you with.
That new board, that.
We would need somebody that like
drools on themselves all the
time and just, you know.
Well then Brandon replace me at
one point.
Yeah, and he's way more
intelligent.
Yeah, he's not funny.
Yeah, he's very dry.
There's no replacing you.
OK, maybe all.
Right.
Good.
All right, guys.
Been episode 478.
Thank you.
Bye, bye, bye.
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