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March 10, 2026· 1h 11m

ACHP Episode 483 "Waffle House Says 'Not Today Fishback"

ACHP Episode 483 "Waffle House Says 'Not Today Fishback"

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And away we go.

Welcome to a Cigar Husband

podcast episode 483.

Oh, it's a lot of numbers.

I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and

with me today back from his set

of his new movie, Phil and the

Semen, an article adventure,

Phil Mcguffey.

Hey, Phil.

The did you say the semen?

Yeah, yeah.

The Semen an article, Phil, and

the Semen, an article Adventure.

That was your movie you were on

last year, Phil?

The Semen.

Yeah.

How?

How'd that go?

I don't recall this movie.

I was.

Oh, they had to drug him up

again.

Did you see that?

He Did you see his pictures on

Facebook?

No, I have not.

I saw pictures on Facebook this

morning.

Yes, not a single shot of the

buffet.

Wow.

Yeah, Odd, right?

Odd.

Well, it's too busy.

Yeah, you know what I have

noticed about our dear friend

Phil?

Is it?

He likes to take pictures like

this.

Yeah, with his mouth open.

Yeah, I'm like, OK, that's his

go to.

And as you can see my Co host

Mikey come interview me at PCA.

I'm special step on Kevitch.

Hi, I'm special.

I'm special, come see me.

Come see me.

So are we smoking on Patreon

today, Michael?

Today we are smoking.

The early access drew a state

fire.

Can you see this buddy?

Who are we on All of us Still

or.

No, just you.

I'm kind of you're not going to

see it because of the white

label a little bit.

Yeah.

The writing is very small all.

Right this is early access fire.

This looks I could be wrong but

this looks like looks like a box

press Sumatra to me.

You have the ice, I believe.

Water.

Water.

Water frozen.

Frozen.

Water.

Yeah, it came at 23.2g so and

you're going to smoke the same

thing as you.

So we're going to talk.

We got, we have a little special

Patreon we're going to, it's

going to open up with John

Carney and then we're going to

get into this as well

afterwards.

All right, on today's show, our

favorite governor, gubernatorial

candidate, Mr. Fishbach, is in

the news again.

We have the card for the White

House MMA.

Oh.

Dwight Howard apparently likes

the nose candy.

Oh.

We have a Florida Woman story

today, then in cigar news we

have some shipping

notifications, a new cigar, and

then the show ends with a What's

the Score full game to see if

Phil learned anything from the

Seaman.

I'm back.

Guess who's back?

But before we get started,

Michael, how do we get some of

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Shout out to Brian Robertson,

who just picked up a hat.

So now we're almost.

Oh, the .79 hat.

Yep, .079 and our dear friend

and great supporter of the show,

Mr. Mark Palmer.

Got the underwear finally.

He picked up the Don Juan Dieve

shirt.

Oh, he found one he didn't have.

I.

Was like oh I.

I don't have this one for my

complete set.

I must get this.

So getting into some comments

from our recent show, I wonder

if we have some comments.

Let's see.

Here there were comments.

There were already comments.

There were comments, oh, from

today's show.

I don't know from Friday's show

though.

OK.

Well, I'm going to.

Look show that went up today

not.

Nothing yet from today, but

Friday show.

Friday show.

Oh, hold on, there's this ad.

Oh, look at this, you can draw

an eyebrow.

You can draw an eyebrow.

Yeah.

Oh, that nice.

Water bottled in an in sanitary

conditions.

That's crazy.

From Oh, yes, yes, yes, Marty

cigar.

Well, we we've done Stacy's

mom's got it going on.

We've done that.

Did that one already?

Love you too, Mr. Palmer.

Yeah, I think that's all we

have.

Oh, so just the water?

Just the one.

There were some other comments

from I guess from earlier on,

but I'm going to try and stay on

the more current.

Mr. Cigar surgeon, you commented

but it was from like 17 episodes

ago.

He.

Did.

Do you want me to look that one

up you?

Want to look that one up?

I don't even know.

I loved it.

I love to hear it.

I had no idea what he was

talking about and I looked at

the episode.

I'm like, oh, OK.

I still don't know what he's

talking about.

So he's 17 back.

Roughly, yeah.

I mean, it's ridiculous how far

behind you?

Yep.

We're definitely getting some

comments on our shorts.

Never going to catch.

Up.

There's a few there.

Well, that's the way Canada

always has been.

Canada is always a little

behind.

Little behind.

Yeah, you're getting power up in

Canada.

OK, so we're on episode what 400

and. 83 This is.

He commented on episode 428.

So more than more than that.

Like, look who's not naming

names now.

Yeah, I.

Don't know surgeon.

So you know, maybe in about 6

months he'll hear us saying this

and then he'll comment on

episode 43.

We'll be well into the five.

Into the five hundreds by then,

yes.

Yes, OK.

See, we're at 483, so we have 17

more to go to get to 500.

So that's like 3 weeks.

Yeah, well, is he only listening

to one a week or?

I don't know.

Who knows?

We don't.

Maybe we'll be on 800 by the

time he gets the.

Big ha ha guy is really fun

like.

They don't know what you're ha

ha.

That cigar surgeon commented on

episode 4 and 83 he.

Said ha ha funny.

Guys, he said.

Ha ha.

Guys, ha ha.

He must really like the show

because I don't matter what he

said, right?

But if you if you want to hear

your comments on our on our

podcast, comment below, tell

talk about the show and if the

funnier it is and the more you

make fun of these two, the more

I'm going to reply I'm to.

Do you make fun of him?

Yeah.

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Shake hands, kiss babies, give

me a little hug, yeah.

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He hasn't hit the button.

I sent him a link personally.

His.

E-mail separate from everybody

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Yeah, I cordially invite you to.

Get a hat.

I didn't actually say that, but

I did make.

Sure, he did it.

Cigar press.

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Yes, you know the rules, Fred.

The rules are rules.

Rules are rules, Fred.

OK, but let's say let's get into

the show.

I want to smoke the cigar.

I'm excited for it.

I have a question about my

watch.

All right, you know who Fishback

is?

Our buddy Fishback.

I did not until you told me who

he was.

OK, he's the guy that wants the

only fans tax and he's doing the

swipey swipey to meet women, I

mean voters.

Oh.

Yeah, I remember.

This he's the guy that's doing

ridiculous things and and he's

all over the media.

Well, seems to be working.

He's.

Thought of something else?

OK.

He decided he wanted to have a

campaign meeting at every Waffle

House in the state of Florida.

Every.

Every that was his.

That's what he wanted to do.

I got to be honest, this may be

the first thing I can get behind

support.

All right, well, he had four of

them.

Uh oh.

And now Waffle House has

trespassed him.

Oh my God.

Cease and desist.

I like how you said 4.

Four.

He had four.

Well, I was curious how many he

had before they got pissed off,

so I checked.

He had four.

Jacksonville, Saint Pete and two

other places I've never heard of

before.

It's not like, you know, Waffle

Houses are in every city, so

they're not.

So apparently he had permission

until he had four.

And then they're like, this is

stupid, it's a bad idea.

You can't do it.

OK, so why did they cancel?

No, but they don't say.

I don't know, unless because he

had it outside, not inside.

So it looked like a lot of there

was a couple of photos, a lot of

people outside talking to a lot

of people, nobody going in.

Oh, people showed up and it was

outside.

Right.

So I would imagine it hurt

business.

You know, he can't get to the

door because like, he's like,

he's sitting here, the Waffle

House is at where Phil sits, and

then everybody's just standing

between him and the building.

So nobody's inside.

He's giving a speech, blah,

blah, blah.

And then probably everybody

left.

Do you think these people are

like legit supporters of him or

they're like people that you pay

to show up?

I don't know, there was a lot of

them.

Yeah, because somebody, I

watched a thing where I saw that

they were talking about one

person in particular and how

this guy, he's like the head of

an organization and he pays

people like $2000 a month to

show up to all these things,

protests at times, supported

times and all this other stuff.

So it's like, so it's like how

much of that is actually

fabricated, you know?

He seems like the kind of guy

that would have people hired to

show up.

Right.

I can't see anybody getting

behind taxation's not only fans,

I mean we.

Only heard about it because it

was cancelled.

Right.

So it's not like, you know, like

if you had one of the local

Waffle House here in Deltona,

how would you even know?

Right.

And I didn't even remember the

guy's name.

Right.

Yeah, so I saw Fishback.

I'm like, oh, what do you do

now?

But he made a statement on X

revealing that they had given

him the criminally trespass and

they originally gave him

permission, blah blah, blah.

So now he's going to have pop up

events and he's going to have

Waffle Home meetings.

Oh, so that's like a big he's.

At a Waffle House, he's called a

Waffle Home.

Yeah, that's just like a big FU

man, like you know what I mean?

I think like waffles went out,

they said OK, no problem because

they thought that it would be

advantageous for business.

Bring business in right, right,

right.

And four of them and.

And instead it's not

advantageous for business.

It's a complete cluster for

them, right?

So they said, hey dude, this

isn't working out.

We're going to and.

Now, oh, sorry, go.

Ahead and like to make it worse,

I bet you that they approached

him and said hey we don't want

to do this anymore and then he

probably I would guess that he

went over the top and said well

you already committed to this

you said that we were going to

do this and we're going forward

with.

It or they banned him after

three and he still did the 4th

one.

Yeah, something like that.

And they're like, now we got to

trespass.

I don't think it was like a ban.

I think that they they probably

said, hey, we can't do this.

Oh no.

Well, they criminally trespassed

him.

OK, you're not letting me

finish.

Sorry.

Again, they reached out to him

and they said, hey, we can't do

this.

We don't want to do this

anymore.

And he had to go over the top

and say, you committed to this,

I'm doing this, you can't stop

me.

And then they said, OK, well,

now here you go.

Cease and desist.

And now if you, if you go on any

of our properties, you're

trespassing.

So I mean, you can't even eat

there now.

He's not missing out on much I.

Don't know, I like waffle.

House, you're a big Waffle House

guy.

I'm not a big one, but I like

it.

Phil, if you were trespassed

from Waffle House, how badly

would that affect your life?

Man, I'm going to tell you what,

that scrambler bowl.

Moving over Miami.

Yeah, that, that sounds good

right there, man.

And it's cheap.

It's cheap.

No, it's affordable.

It is, yeah.

You know what with today's

prices, yeah, you're right, It

is affordable, especially gas

going up an extra dollar, it'll

go off a.

Dollar.

Almost.

It's like 389.

Now diesel did.

Mine was three regular gas 325

today.

Well, cuz you're at Costco.

Well, that's right, it's.

Different.

In Costco and.

There's other states than just

this one.

Yeah.

Not supposedly have some of the

highest gas across the nation.

So what's that?

We have some of the highest gas

prices in America.

I believe that.

Of course they hit the Taurus

when they come here, but we get

suckered into you.

Ever.

Go to that one gas.

So there's one gas station as

you approach the airport.

Oh yeah.

And the gas price is like always

6 bucks.

Is it?

Sounds like that because they

got in trouble, did they?

Yeah, I saw somebody take a

picture and put it on Facebook.

I'm like, oh, I know that gas

station.

Yeah, I know where it is.

I had to hit it one time.

I'm like son of a thing.

Oh, you could have made it

another 5 miles.

No.

Why is he getting in trouble?

Because he's price gouging.

How?

How is he?

There's other options, so

there's.

Other options that are hurricane

too, but people get in trouble

for price gouging.

He's gouging you because you got

to drop your rental car off.

He's the last gas station before

you get to the airport.

I don't hate the guy because of

it.

Seems like it's an appropriate

move.

I don't know how the gas prices

work of gouging or anything

because I see different prices

all over the place and I know

there's different taxes and

stuff like that, but yeah, to

see something like that is like,

that's nuts.

An extra $3 on top of you know

what it already is, you know?

Well if you look at RBOB gas for

the current month, that tells

you the price per gallon.

Right.

So then depending upon counties

and taxes, like I know Volusia

like a rough number to kind of

get is about like 55 to $0.60

above that close out price.

Now if you get it after 4:00,

that's the price.

If you get it before 4:00, it

was the previous day's price.

Oh, so 4:00 is the time change?

Correct.

What's when the market closes?

Oh, OK.

So if it, if, if RBOB gas is

currently at 2:55 and you add

another 50-5 cents, their cost

is probably about 310, right,

310 plus you got to add your,

you know, your credit and debit

charges and stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah, 320 your overhead

317.

Now that's still at cost, right?

So they try and make $0.09 a

gallon if they're lucky when

it's going up.

Yeah, all the.

Probably they make $0.09 a

gallon.

So look, I'm only speaking on my

previous experiences, all right?

And I can't speak for every gas

company, right?

But so, yeah, as it goes up,

that's where the gas stations

usually normally struggle,

right?

Say, OK, I need to be it so that

I'm kind of, so I'm breaking

even when I'm still remaining

competitive or just slightly

profitable, right.

And you try and make money on

concessions when people come in.

So as it rolls up, it rolls up,

it rolls up.

Then all of a sudden, if you

never noticed like oil tanks or

like RBOB gas, the the, the

ticker, all of a sudden it

shoots down, right?

So what happens is they'll

trickle it down slowly.

So if it drops.

So they can make up.

Right.

If it drops 50 or $0.60, maybe

they'll drop at $0.10 the first

round, then they'll drop it.

First of all, they got to still

clear out of the gas they have

in the tank and that they paid

top dollar for and then they'll

slowly try and make their profit

that way.

Do these gas stations all have

like a forum or something?

Because they they're like In

Sync, right?

Like, I mean, they like what

you're saying, like is say it

drops a lot, right, right.

They're they're In Sync like

nobody is like a dollar cheaper.

They have a reasonable formula.

Oh OK, so they have a thing to

follow.

Because you have to average your

profit, right?

Right.

So like you, you can look at how

much money you've, how much,

how, how long you've taken on

the chin.

Like when gas prices were at

like 5 bucks And you know,

those, those, these gas

stations, they weren't making

any money.

They weren't making more, you

know?

Yeah, because their margin was

probably so slim because they're

just trying to get gas out,

Yeah.

Yeah, 100% so.

The the prices that are going up

now, do you think?

I mean, that can't be for the

gas they already have.

I mean, it's like we, we, we

bombed Iran.

The prices went up.

Yeah, like that day.

Yeah.

I mean.

So what's your question?

Oh, you're saying that the the

gas that they already bought in

their tank?

Right.

The gas that's already in the

tank, that price didn't go up.

No, they already purchased that.

Right, So were they anticipating

the next round of gas they have

to buy?

Well, normally what they'll do

is they, because to avoid

sticker shock, they will start

to nudge it up, right.

You got to remember that a tank

in the in the ground I think

maxed out holds like 9000

gallons, 9500 gallons, something

like that.

I think a tanker in itself is

like 7500.

So 1 tanker fill.

I mean, how, how much volume are

you going through, right?

Like is the tank are you are, is

the tank coming in everyday?

Is a, is a tanker coming in

twice a week?

You know, So what you try and do

is you try and average that cost

out so that oh, it's going up.

Let me, let me raise it here a

little bit.

That way I'm still competitive

with everybody else in the

market.

And that way I'm not jumping

from 299 to 360, right?

Cuz then someone's gonna be

like, whoa, I'm not touching.

That one of a buck.

Right.

So you're, you're constantly

looking at that market and when

things kind of spike.

Gotcha.

How did from your this?

Is fun, yeah.

Well this is information I don't

know.

How fast does the gas in the

truck that comes?

How fast is that going?

Cuz you gotta figure that's

sitting somewhere already paid

for too.

It well the the price it is when

it gets filled.

So if it's filled before 4:00.

That's not what I'm asking, OK.

I paid $10.00 for the tank

that's in the ground.

Truck comes, he's at $12.00.

But his gas has already been

paid for too, wherever it

originally came from because he

didn't just get that from the

Middle East that day.

I mean, that came.

From the value, the value always

fluctuates with the market.

So the the change of value is oh

is determined by market close

price at the end of the day,

4:00.

So, So what they do is when it

as a tanker approaches, if it's

before 4:00, it was the previous

day's price.

This is how what this is what

the cost is, right.

OK, boom.

Yeah, I said.

The refinery changes daily.

Every day.

Gotcha.

OK.

That's how I was curious.

So then companies like

Racetrack, because I see they

have their own tankers, right?

So they probably buy a lot of

gallons.

They probably have like a hub

somewhere, right?

And they, they put all the

gallons of that.

No, they still buy from the

other.

Well, they may have, they may be

more integrated with through the

ports, they may have their own

like refineries and stuff like

that and dictating like there's

like that's a realm.

I have no idea, but I would

assume that, you know, you can

buy gas from specific people or

they could be you, you know,

whatever.

So.

But the value is still the

value.

It's determined by market, yeah.

So somebody's getting paid.

Of course.

Right, It's like, you know, it's

like I own this phone and it's

worth 20 bucks.

Oh, tomorrow, now it's worth 25

bucks, right, Right.

I so my phone, right, right.

So somebody's making more money.

I mean most oil companies want

the barrels to be what, 70 to 80

bucks a barrel?

They're $100 right now.

Yeah, when it starts to shoot up

that way, they don't want that

because the volume doesn't move

as fast, right.

Oh, I'm sure.

Now you start going theory of

elasticity and this whole other

thing and then I start sounding

smart and I don't want, you

know, I don't want I don't want

skip to think that.

Say you saw it on land, man.

Yeah, I saw it on land, man.

Right.

Say you saw it on Yeah.

All right, they have done the

main event for the UFC White

House.

It's going to happen.

This is good stuff.

You're more familiar with these

people than I am.

I am.

I'm going to butcher this guy's.

Name No, Go ahead, Butcher.

Pieri.

Yes.

Is that not even close?

No.

How do you say it?

Pereira.

OK, that would work too.

Alex Pereira.

I don't have the last name.

Yeah.

Oh no, there it is.

And who's he fighting?

He will attempt to become the

first fighter to win UFC titles

in three weight divisions as he

faces serial gain.

Yeah.

That's for the interim

heavyweight belt.

Serial gone.

Gone.

Yeah, OK, well, that could have

gone.

I think he's from.

GANA could.

Have gone the other way.

Could have gone either way,

Could have gone either way.

It's Ganay.

Ganay, OK, got you the interim

heavyweight belt at the White

House on June 14th.

Yeah.

The event is named the UFC

Freedom 250.

Yes, that's a big, that's a big

fight.

I don't you know what, man?

I'd like to see Pereira win

that.

He could beat that guy if or as

far as like Serial's a good

fighter, but I don't know.

He's never, I've never really

classified him as one of the

greats, one of the Champions.

When they pick a better fighter

for that event, I mean, it's a

big.

Deal.

It's a, it's a that divisions

kind of.

Interim heavyweight.

Yeah, it's kind of messy We're.

Kind of fat this week or

something.

No, no.

In the interim.

In the interim, I had a big

dinner.

For now I got.

A There's a lot to that weird.

Like, yeah, there's a whole,

it's messy, it's messy.

Is either one of these guys

American?

USA.

Pereira is not How do they get

to America and get to. 250th

celebration of our.

Country Justin Gagey is is that

the only fight that you're going

to?

See, that's that's the only one

that they've announced.

They announced the whole card.

Oh, the the article only did

this one story only did the one.

Yeah, no, they announced the

whole card.

Oh, oh man, I will.

Let's let me you know.

Because I mean, if they're

American, I mean, they have to

win at the White House.

Well, neither one of Americans,

though, apparently.

No, yeah, but then you just kind

of go like, who's our ally?

John Smith or Robert Bob or

something that's fighting.

OK, so first of all, lightweight

title belt Justin Gagey is

American.

Perfect.

And so that's what they're

leaning on.

And he's he just had a huge

fight last month where he was

supposed to lose to Patty the

Batty like he was, he was who

Patty the Batty.

Patty the Batty.

Yeah, it's not like you said,

Patti LaBelle.

I'm like what?

Patti the Batty you from the you

know the mafia times, they all

had nicknames like that.

Patti the Batty.

This is a hell of a card.

Yeah.

Patty Pimlet, Pereira's

Brazilian and gain Ghanae.

Ghanae is French.

French.

The 11 that I'm looking to now,

one that I'm looking forward to,

is Sugar Sean O'malley's

fighting.

Oh, who's he fighting?

Sugar, Sean O'Malley.

Alman's a hobby Canadian.

That's a Canadian.

Oh, they're going to lose by an

inch.

They're.

Going to lose by an inch, yeah.

What was the name again?

Sounds Middle Eastern.

Yeah, it did sound Middle East.

Hopefully he's not from Iran.

That'd be.

A horrible.

I thought that'd be great.

Have an American fight an

Iranian guy is the thing.

I got to be honest, I'm probably

butchering his name too.

Yeah.

Khomeini is fighting.

In six months, surgeon's going

to correct you.

Slaughter for the title.

Michael Chandler's fighting

Mauricio Ruffi and he's he's

from Michael Chandler's from the

US.

He'll win.

All the American what you're.

Doing Bolden carrying the flag.

Bo Nickel is fighting Kyle

Dawkis and Bo what Bo Nickel?

Oh, I thought that was just one

name.

That's the easiest name out of

them all.

Palmer.

Both American.

Yeah, but I thought that was

like the last name, like Bo

Winkler.

Oh, they're both American.

Yep.

And they look the same in this

picture.

It looks like struggle here.

Looks like they're fighting each

other.

American leaves country, fight

leaves country.

And then Diego Lopez is fighting

Steve Garcia.

Steve Garcia's American Diego

Lopez is from Brazil.

Garcia.

Yeah, well, Diego Lopez, I think

was going to win that fight.

Garcia gets a Lopez.

Garcia versus Lopez.

OK.

America.

I guess any name could be

American at this.

Point how you doing on the new

board, Phil?

Good, good.

I've like when we're all

talking, I put it on the three.

Yeah.

When you guys are start

conversating together, I put it

on the 2.

When it's Palmer initiating the

conversation, I put it on him.

OK.

Oh nice.

So you're having fun.

See, look, you thought you were

going to lose your job.

It's just actually your job just

became.

More.

Yeah, it's harder actually.

Yeah, he's got more options.

More, yeah.

More options, less for me, more

for him.

Perfect.

All right.

Amy.

Luciana.

Oh, that's close.

It's very close.

Very close.

It ends in an I instead of a OH.

She's lucky we didn't have jokes

for that.

That's right, she has tearfully

accused her husband, Dwight

Howard, of cocaine addiction

after CPS came in and removed

the child.

He has a kid.

Yeah, it's his kid, not hers.

It's her stepchild.

He's a basketball star.

He's got, you know, used to be

former Baskets bar, you know,

didn't he get caught, a legend

with an alleged transvestite or

something like that?

Oh, is he that one?

Yeah.

I remember that too.

Didn't you cover that story?

I'm sure we did.

They came out.

I'm sure we did.

So she had a breakdown and a

viral video.

We have a viral video by the

way.

Do we?

We have that 2 million that's

got to be viral.

It's 2 million.

We do have a.

Viral in which she claimed that

her husband, the former NBA

star.

See former NBA * He has a

cocaine addiction.

Furthermore, she claimed the CPS

took her daughter from their

home.

The video has gone viral in no

time, gathering more than 2

million views.

She has same views as us.

Oh yeah, we're viral.

We're viral.

We're a big deal.

She gets teary eyed in the video

as she explains how police

officers and CPS agents visit

their home.

She claimed that her marriage

has has put her and her children

in danger so she had to know he

was on cocaine when she married.

Oh yeah, yeah.

That way he got, I mean, they've

only been married.

What was it, January of last

year?

Actually, that's how they met.

They bonded.

They bonded over a bomb camp.

Yeah, they're bumping rails in

the bathroom together.

Hey, you're kind of cute.

Oh, I like you too.

Yeah.

I was just here changing my baby

in this baby changing station,

and now we're bumping rails.

Yeah, you're not.

Going to believe this?

You're not.

Going to believe this.

So if they hadn't taken the

baby, she probably wouldn't

care.

Well, I'm willing to bet.

Look, same scenario, man.

You got to think.

You got to think these things

through.

Right, that's what I mean.

I mean, you're marrying a guy

with a cocaine addiction.

Yeah, he probably said

something.

You're surprised.

He probably said something,

probably crossed lines like no

problem, boop, boop, boop.

You're not going to believe

this, right?

Right.

Please show up.

Boom, you know you're done.

Yeah, I'm done with you.

I'm going to one of the

Kardashians.

Oh yeah, that's it.

You're going to jail.

Yeah, you better let this be a

lesson to all of you.

Make sure you marry a real 1,

you know what I mean?

One that grabs the shovel and

helps you bury the body.

I mean, what are we talking

about here?

Yeah, it's not like she didn't

know he did cocaine right?

Especially if he has a cocaine

addiction.

Right, you're not going to

believe this.

I like I noticed, I believe.

What he started doing yesterday.

Yeah, he just started like now

It was.

This white stuff all over the

house, I didn't know what was

going.

On it's for my cataracts.

From my cataract.

He rubbed it in his eye instead

of his gums.

Yeah, I can see.

Talk about an addiction, Jesus.

So he loses.

His kid, right?

She, she, her quote is, I've

been with this man for 14

months.

I can't ruin my whole life for

something he's doing. 14 months.

And they're married.

And they're married.

Yes, the marriage is over.

She's done.

I doubt she's left the $4

million house yet, but the

marriage part is.

Over the marriage is.

Over.

Isn't it kind of crazy how like

women know exactly the amount of

time 14 months like a guy would

have said.

I've been with her for a year,

right?

She's like 14 months and two

days.

Right.

Two days, three hours and 18

minutes. 17 seconds, 18 seconds

19.

Now it's been long enough for me

to get half his money.

Oh, maybe that's why she came.

Out.

Well, I mean, you don't know

that.

No, no, I'm, I'm assuming I mean

all of a sudden now she's

complaining.

You don't know if there was a

prenup or anything like that.

No, he was high.

She.

Got cocaine addiction guy?

Probably not.

Yeah, cocaine guy.

Yeah.

Did you sign the papers?

Yes, I did snort that.

Oh yeah, she's signed it.

It's.

Good.

It's ruining my life, ruining my

life.

I can't ruin my whole life.

It's been 14 months.

I can't ruin my whole life.

I can't ruin my whole life for

something he's doing.

Oh my.

God, don't share no more.

That explains a lot by the way

do.

You remember when Dwight Howard,

there was a coach that was

talking smack about him?

Wasn't that that was magic,

right, Steve?

Yeah, Van Gundy.

Steve Yeah, Steve Van Gundy was

talking about him like how it

was like he was going to let him

go or whatever.

And then he approached in the

interview and like, kind of gave

him a side hug.

Right.

He always does weird stuff like

that man.

Who?

Dwight Yeah.

Oh, apparently he's high all the

time.

Allegedly.

You know, allegedly it doesn't.

I mean, he always had some wide

eyes.

Dude, this guy's always in.

Like, I feel like he, he

resurfaces every.

I thought he was on.

I thought he was an analyst.

Now he's not an analyst.

No, no, no.

He he signed a contract over in

China, he was playing over in

China and then he got in

trouble.

I thought, man, he was an

announcer in China.

No, no, no.

No, they have no idea what he's

saying.

No, most of the NBA guys, they

normally when their careers are

completely over in America, they

go to China, especially if they

were, you know, some type of NBA

star because they get paid.

What about the other way they?

Only have the one tall guy over

there so.

Yeah, Yao Ming doesn't play

basketball anymore.

Well, that's why they can play

so much better over here.

Everybody's 5 feet tall.

What about the what about the

other way around?

Can you be a college kid that

like didn't make NBA and you go

to China and then hoping that

you get picked up?

And these players coming to.

America, yeah, no, there's a lot

of people that go to China to

play.

OK.

But like, has that ever

happened?

Do we know if that's ever

happened?

Yeah, College, college guys that

they made the NBA, Yeah.

They go to China and then they

get picked up to come into the

NBA.

Yeah, you saw one on my

basketball team.

Nick.

Nick the big, the big tall black

guy.

I'm.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Remember when you came and

watched my adult team?

Yeah, the big tall black guy.

Yeah, he played in China.

He made it to the NBA.

No, you said.

You said if they played in

college and didn't make it to

NBA, do they go to China?

OK.

But that was like part of what I

said.

I said they didn't make it into

the NBA, then they went to China

and then the NBA picked them up

afterwards like.

Oh yeah, no, there has been

people.

Yep.

Can you name 1?

The big tall black guy that

played on his team.

Yeah, that guy, no.

No, I think Marching Gortat was

one of those guys.

He played on the Magic a while

back, like he was called the

Polish Hammer.

He's from Poland.

Oh I like this.

Guy.

But he wasn't.

He wasn't good enough to make

the NBA in the beginning.

Went over and played overseas.

It might not have been in China

but one of them you know like a

pro AM OK.

And then he got signed by the

Magic like 2 years after he was

in a in a league like that.

I hope it's.

I hope that some of your

information is wrong and someone

corrects it because you're an

idiot and then you don't know

what you're talking about.

Yeah, no, but there has been.

People.

Yeah, he does.

Still play best you.

Will Rafer Austin played for the

Magic.

He was from and one.

Oh, really?

Let's get to my loo.

Yeah.

Oh sorry, what doesn't ring a

bell at all?

Did he say skipped to my Lou?

His name skipped to my Lou.

They called him I.

Heard the skipped to my Lou.

But no, his name was Ray for

Alson.

There was no Lou in his his.

Name was Lou.

Skipped to Maluma Dart.

You idiots don't know what

you're talking about when it

comes to the NBA.

One episode would you just

rumble, ramble words, not even

make a.

Coherent.

No.

Well, I love the short clips

because the short clips are 30

seconds and like some things are

taken completely out of context.

I've noticed that on this last.

And then somebody will

sharpshooting like, you know,

somebody made a comment saying

that the host is a complete

idiot and and the guest doesn't

know what they're talking about.

Something like that.

I'm like, which one's the guest?

It's just me and you talking.

I like when it calls me the

older gentleman.

The older gentleman.

The older gentleman starts out

with some nonsense.

Of course, it's always nonsense.

It's.

Always nonsense.

Yeah.

OK.

Hey, Florida woman.

We don't very rarely have a

Florida woman story.

Yeah, this young lady was

arrested for building a blanket

Fort in Target's bedding

section.

That is amazing and.

Then she refused to leave for 9

hours.

Because it's her house now.

That's right.

This is where I live.

Target employees expected a

normal Tuesday.

They got a housing crisis in

aisle 16.

Police say a Florida woman was

arrested after allegedly

constructing an elaborate

blanket for using 14 display

comforters, 6 decorative

pillows.

Nice a shower curtain rod

betting department.

And then she went around and got

snacks and water.

That's what I'm talking about.

And it was described as an

emotional staycation, she said.

Witnesses say the structure

spanned 2 shelving units and had

a functioning entrance flap made

from a Waden blanket.

What'd she get?

A reservoir.

All of that, all of that.

It was all display stuff.

No, she opened.

Packages.

She never passed the registers

she went.

And got snacks she went and.

Got snacks and ate them, not

like she can get those back.

I don't know dude, I get it.

I I understand, but I'm telling

you if she didn't pass the

registers did they close the

store?

OK, if she was asked to leave

the premises and she refused.

They asked her that.

She was there for 9 hours.

How long is target open for?

Doesn't matter.

She's not like shopping.

She's sitting in this blanket

for it.

I'm just going to say something.

Would she like a job at American

Property?

Solution.

That was epic.

That was epic that this lady did

this.

You can obviously build well.

Yeah, like clearly you.

She put a lamp inside of it.

She got a yoga mat from Sporting

Goods.

That's nice.

She went and stole a bag of

trail.

Mix.

She went and stole the trail.

Mix.

That's the one you go for.

I go candy.

You know what I mean?

Like I hit the I hit the big

Reese's rack or something.

Well, they don't.

Have.

Those really entirely accepted

Halloween and Easter.

Yeah, the trail mix.

They have that trail mix aisle

with all the different.

Trail mix.

It's very.

Common She told the employee

that she was on a Wellness

retreat and asked not to be

disturbed before 3:00 PM.

Wow.

Amazing.

She put a little door on her.

Dismantled before twice, but

both times the woman allegedly

zipped herself inside and said

this is a safe space.

We got any video of this I mean?

There was a picture of the lady,

her mug shot it was.

She looks like she's in her late

20s, early 30s, a pretty blonde

lady.

Can you imagine being a Target

worker?

Like you're like, sometimes when

you, my brother-in-law worked at

Target and he told me a couple

stories and there were days

where it was like the most

miserable day of his life

politicking as far as where

people get to stay in positions

and stuff like this.

And, and you know how certain

employees treated him, how

customers treated him and like,

it it's, he said there were some

days that it was pretty rough,

right?

So you come in and this person

is just assembling something in

your section and you're just

like, Oh my God, I don't have

the energy for this.

Right, I don't want to deal.

With this like this like hey.

I'm going to get the ad

merchandise out.

I don't have time for this.

Hey, can somebody get Carl?

Because, you know, look, I don't

know what's going on here, but

we're establishing a home

residency here and this is

apparently it's a safe space.

How do we handle this?

I mean, we let them walk out of

the self checkout with the free

stuff anyways, like is, is this

where we're going?

Is this the next step?

What's going on?

Here started building at 10 AM,

finish construction at noon and

they didn't call the police till

7:00 PM because.

Nobody wanted to deal with it.

Nobody wanted.

To deal with it, yeah, security

was over there.

Every time they tried to take

some down, she zipped it shut

and repaired it.

For me.

It's I have more.

All of a sudden, the mailman

shows up with a piece of mail

with her name on it.

Oh God.

Like do you think that was lack

of capacity to handle the

situation?

Like there wasn't a.

Person they didn't know what to.

Do Yeah, like, that's not hard.

Hey, listen, call the cops.

Right.

I don't know why they wait till

7:00 PM like.

Ma'am, we're going to have to

ask you to leave the store.

No, no.

OK, 911.

No zip.

Hey, I have a mentally unstable

person who has established

residency right in the linen

section of Target.

I was 16.

Maybe they don't have the person

that.

That it's hindering sales.

Right.

I mean something like this is

private property, we would like

her removed.

No one wanted to make that call.

She asked people passing by if

they could grab her sparkling

water from the cooler section.

Can you imagine what the

employee meeting is like the

next day?

Like, OK guys, so let's get

together.

Hey, we don't let them build

homes in here, right?

Like let's not, let's this is

not OK.

So if you see somebody building

a house, let's address that

right away.

Right now they have to put this

on the list of things to.

Say it's protocol.

Oh.

When the police asked her to

leave, she came out holding a

throw pillow and said I just

needed one day where nobody

asked me for anything.

Aw.

That's poor lady.

She was charged with trespassing

and theft of consumable goods.

The Fort was disassembled.

The yoga matter was returned to

sporting goods.

The trail mix was written off.

Target has since added betting

is for purchase, not residents.

They added that to the store

policy.

Oh my God.

Oh dude I'm going in next and

then asking is the bedding for

residency here?

I'm just looking for.

You guys let us build a Fort for

like 9 hours.

I'm just looking for

clarification.

My kids here for a while.

Man, Yeah, somebody watched

them.

Somebody.

Watched them.

They're going to build a little

house.

That was amazing.

All right, I have a video.

OK, I.

Have an idea?

But you haven't sent it to us

yet.

No, no, because.

Palmer's going to send it.

I'm going to send it now because

you can send it beforehand

people.

Then people will pre watch it.

There is music, but I think the

music is safe.

I wonder what it I got.

The I got comments rolling in

guys by.

The way I saw that I didn't read

it.

Just wait till you see the

video.

Turn the volume down just in

case.

It's all the way down.

Volume down.

Oh, use dude.

Apparently.

First of all, it's not on

anything.

This is your cap cut.

Edit it says cap cut on it.

No, no, disregard that.

Disregard that.

As an advertisement.

Advertise.

Yeah.

Apparently our Michael there is

king of the is king of the

coaches.

He won an award, apparently.

Was it over the weekend?

I hate you so much.

Boys Winter Season 2026 Coaching

Leadership Award Yes, Michael

Stefan Kevitch, thank you for

your outstanding leadership of

young players, your dedication

and time to teaching football,

and for setting a wonderful

example for the Winter Park Flag

Football League.

Yeah.

Only a matter of time.

Congratulations, mine.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Yeah, that was really nice, man.

I didn't expect from Preston.

That was from Preston.

I didn't see that coming.

Did you get him something back?

No, you didn't see that coming.

I didn't see it coming.

From Preston.

No man.

You like I don't.

I don't do good things in in

lieu of hoping that somebody you

know acknowledges.

It or well, we didn't say that.

We just know that you're going

to have your own league someday.

I'm not.

So you have to have this

accolade.

Listen.

Right, this is the backbone of

his new.

League, right?

I was the 2026 league coach.

Whatever it said, sorry, I yeah,

join, join here.

Join here.

Yeah, who would?

Like to join the lead coach from

the other league?

No, he gave it.

He gave that to me before our

playoff game, so it was.

Very nice.

Did you guys win?

Did he give a speech?

Me.

No, Did he?

He he talked to the kids and

then we all got together for a

picture.

Nice.

You know, you know your coach.

Coach's five teams.

Do you give lollipops if you

lose?

Yeah, normally.

Like you know what's funny is I

stopped really giving out the

Dum Dums on on game day because

I don't have the time because

usually a game is growing into

the next game is rolling in the

next.

Game We've got five teams.

So I can't, yeah, I can't stop.

So.

But, you know, look, man, you're

just trying to help kids.

I don't know.

Brittany, give out the Dum Dums.

For you, you have Brittany

another job.

I got this, I have this, this, I

got this 6 year old Tasmanian

devil by the name of Teddy who's

usually circling around Brittany

at all times.

Hey.

Oh, by the way, if you could

just distribute the Dum Dums,

that'd be great.

No, I don't think that I'm going

to ask her that one.

By the way, I negotiated brutes

for us to get Dum Dums after the

show but he is apparently

doesn't have anything.

That's not Yeah, that's under

contract for the following

season.

Oh yeah.

Oh, we're supposed to get

lollipops?

Yeah, we're getting lollipops.

Our favorite episode now if we

do a good job.

Moving on up, power.

Moving on up, baby.

Just so you know, you don't get

to pick your flavor.

You get what you get and you

don't get upset.

Just don't give me the root beer

1.

We can see.

Don't say that he'll give you

the root.

Beer, The root beer is the best

one.

We can trade, though, he says.

You can trade.

You can trade amongst players.

Oh, it's like Pokémon.

Yeah.

Pokémon.

Sometimes I'm like, dude, some

of these kids have been getting

slick lately.

Like I'll pick a flavor or I'll

just grab one and I'll go to

hand it to them and they see

what it is.

They remove their hand back.

I'm like, whoa whoa, that's not

how this works.

Timmy wanted that one.

That's not how this works.

Or or they like the real.

The really slick move is like,

can I get one for my brother?

No, he's not a player.

He's.

Not a player, no.

The answer is yes, always.

Oh I'm like sure.

Now they get to pick which one

they want.

Out of the two, Timmy, you don't

have a brother.

I've had that too.

You're an only child.

Can I get one for my dog?

With my dog.

Nice.

Yeah, So hey, man, I want them

to all have fun.

I want them to learn, you know,

whatever.

If you do good, you get candy.

If if if you show up you get

candy, it doesn't.

It doesn't matter 8.

Years.

One show a week for four For

seven years.

Lollipops.

Lollipops.

What in your new league are you

giving out candy too or?

Reese's.

Oh.

I'm not.

I'm not doing a league.

I will not listen.

It's okay.

That's not gonna happen.

We'll still be here for you.

Don't keep encouraging that

somehow we'll get roped into it.

Yeah, just so you know, if that

happens, guess who's league

manager?

Ballmer.

Phil.

Phil.

Phil the DJ.

Phil, Bill, someone's.

Going to he could DJ every game

it's.

Going to be funny.

Somebody's going to say, hey, my

kids on the wrong team.

He's going to say, listen, you

need to speak to my wife.

I'm not.

I'm not, I'm not in charge of

any of this.

I'm not in charge of any.

Of this DIA we got another one

on the wrong.

Team.

Here's her number.

Here's her number.

She's at home today.

Give her a.

Give her a buzz.

I mean, she's doing nothing.

Oh, man, I don't know who you

would you could you pass it?

Could you pass the background

check?

Mr. Palmer to be around the

kids.

Oh, I could.

He's in the CIA.

There was a fight apparently at

one of the games.

One of your games, Not my game.

But I mean, your league, yeah,

not your league, but Preston's

league, yeah.

Oh yeah, apparently a coach

grabbed another player at the

end.

I'm like, oh, you don't do that.

Oh, he grabbed somebody else.

'S point, Yeah, like apparently

two players are fighting and

again, I don't know, because

here's what happens.

There's a fight over there, and

guess what?

Retainer.

You run right over.

Here, I'm staying right here,

like I want nothing to do with

that, right?

The only thing, the only reason

I would go over there is if

somebody else that's part of the

organization says, hey, come

with me, I may need your help,

right?

Other than that, I'm not.

I don't really care.

I'm not getting involved or

whatever.

That's not my thing.

That's not my style.

Coach laid hands on a different

player.

Apparently there was.

Apparently there was a fight

between two kids and the coach

grabbed the other teams player

and like that's a rookie

movement.

Yeah, right.

You got to grab your kid,

whether your kid is.

Winning or not?

Well, whether your kid is was

the instigator or not the

instigator, you separate the

issue by grabbing your kid and

removing them away from the

fight.

So.

Right.

They even do it in the NB.

AI don't I mean I I don't like

it if it if a coach uses my kid

as an example and you know,

touches them in any I'm like,

oh, don't no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, don't touch

don't just.

Looking to hit somebody?

Don't touch.

That's not true.

Don't touch my kids.

All right in the cigar news.

Great video Palmer, great video.

Thank you very much.

Slid that and went in on me.

Yes.

And thank you to my inside

associate.

I appreciate all the

information.

Brittany.

I'm not giving any names.

You're welcome, Palmer.

She's the one that took that

picture.

Impressed.

You.

Oh, it could have been, yeah.

President, take that picture.

Could have been anybody it was.

Pretty.

It was pretty.

Lure the Jolly Walleye returns

for 20260 Lure Cigar again

shipping the 2026 version of the

Jolly Walleye.

As with the previous release,

it's offered in a 5 1/2 by 52

Robusto Extra Batola.

That seems to be the new size

everybody is.

Doing 6552. 5 1/2 by 52 a

robusto extra, a little fat

robusto.

Maybe they're looking to try and

give more value?

Maybe.

While on paper most of the blend

is the same, the wrapper for

2026 version is an Ecuadoran

Habano Clara Leaf, something the

company says should make for a,

excuse me, softer smoking

experience.

So this cigar is how much

gentleman?

Lure.

Lure cigars. $11. 13 bucks. $15.

And we're back to our normal

channel.

Unbelievable.

They made 300 and bundle 300

bundles of 10 cigars in addition

to the premium Ecuadorian

Clairol Albano wrapper adds a

slightly softer Pro areas than

others that was lose.

The department of the redundancy

department.

Well that was loose quote, so

apparently half wheel put the

information in and then put his

quote into.

Got it.

OK.

You excited about Habano Claro?

I'll get one PCA to try it.

OK, Bill.

Habano Claro.

I mean, I like the last Lure

cigar that we smoked, so yeah,

sure.

Yeah.

Oh, they're distributed by

Valicari Cigars.

Habano Claro can be difficult.

It might be too neutral.

It depends upon what they did

with the fillers.

I have that.

Do you wanna know?

What the fillers are.

But it's not gonna tell you.

I mean, you can go ahead.

I better hear Kondega.

I better hear Ometepe if you

just tell me Nicaraguan fillers

and Dominican and United.

Underneath is a binder from

Omatempe.

OK, there's there's one.

Fillers from three regions of

Nicaragua, Estele, Jalapa and

Omatempe.

Oh, more omatempe.

More omatempe might be too much.

A lot of omatempe.

OK, that's all it says about

the.

OK, well, it could be good,

could be good.

I just think that we usually

when you deal with a Habano

Collaro, it's it's going to be

extremely neutral, so white.

So the the filler and the binder

are going to matter more in that

blend.

All right, the horny leprechaun

dust is shipping the.

Horny.

Is that what it's called it?

Was supposed to ship last month.

It's.

Shipping now.

It's shipping now.

The second collaboration

released between Patina Cigars

and Visa hornies off to stores.

This time the two companies have

created Leprechaun Dust a 5 by

52 again Robusto.

But not 5 1/2.

No, it's 1/2 inch smaller.

But somebody still consider a

robusto?

Extra and it's a 52 and out of

54.

Well, the other one was a 52O.

Was the other 152?

I thought it was a 50.

So your standard robusto is a 5

by 50, right?

Not too many people make a

standard robusto anymore.

More often than not, it's a 5 by

52.

A robusto extra.

A lot of people consider that

just a robusto at this point.

Oh.

So, OK, we'll call it Robusto

extra.

I mean, you know, I mean like

this is 6 1/2 dozen, the other I

don't.

OK, go ahead.

Uses an Ecuadorian Kendalla

wrapper over a binder and

fillers grown by the Oliva

Tobacco Company.

Cigars were made at Nicaragua

America Cigars SA in Esteli,

Nicaragua.

Each cigar is You wear all there

you know.

Yeah, but I've kind of

forgotten.

You want to guess, Phil?

Probably 16 I.

Think they're like 14?

1250.

Yeah, really, I went again.

This one we're getting.

Yeah.

Well, we have.

Yeah, we have 5.

Just five of them I.

Think we just have 5 coming?

Here's the.

Problem Five single sticks, No

50.

OK, It's like you just ordered 5

cigars.

Like here's the problem, I don't

know if I ordered 5 or 10, I

don't remember.

But like Tyler is now doing this

by himself as far as wholesale

operation and he's handling his

own shipment so.

Oh, he's not with the House of

Palms.

Or.

Something he's doing it himself.

So for me as a retailer, just

putting on my retailer hat and

nothing else, I don't know what

this looks like.

So I don't know where I'm going

to be at in the rotation.

I don't know how fast he's going

to ship from the first one to

the last one.

So it you know, without me and I

don't and it's he's still in his

infancy.

So I can't take a pre-order

either, right.

So you can't buy a lot.

You take it on and you kind of

go from there and and you

assess.

I think so far with that move

it, it's been proven the right

way to do it because if I said,

hey, I'll take 50 of them and I

did the pre-order.

These were supposed to drop over

a month ago, right?

And it's not like, hey, what's

going on?

Hey, I'm I'm following up like

you probably wouldn't have an

answer.

So he's going to have to look.

It's just kind of like anything

else.

I'm not, I'm not diminishing

what he's doing, no in any

fashion.

But there's a learning curve

here and he's got to figure all

of this stuff out before there's

more commitment from other

people.

If not, what happens is you piss

off your consumer and then they

look somewhere else for product.

So.

And he it's a small bundle count

anyways though, right?

It's like 500 bundles.

Yeah, it's a 10 count bundle.

200 bundles of 10 cigars.

Yeah, 0200 bundles. 200 bundles

total.

So 2000 sticks, that's not bad.

He, yeah, I mean, he's

navigating his way through,

right?

I'm guessing he's wanting to

learn all different parts of the

industry so.

We can save some of that info

for Patreon.

That's a good conversation.

OK, A.

Bunch of stuff about Saint

Patrick's Day why they called it

the leprechaun does.

Right.

Bloody, bloody, bloody.

Bloody, bloody, bloody.

Wow.

There's a lot of information

about the Candelo cigars

apparently in this story.

And then the final story is,

well, there is a lot of

information.

Wow.

Wow.

I mean, you're the one that put

this up.

Yeah, well, I like to have the

information in case there's

questions.

Okay, but apparently you have

any questions?

That's a fair statement.

Angel Questa shade double

robusto shift.

So this is a robusto X-ray.

It's a double.

Double robusto.

What size is this?

Let's find out.

It's a 5 1/2 by 52 double

robusto.

So this is the JC Newman, their

second Ventola for this line,

the Angel Questa shade Double

Rusto is a 5 1/2 by 56.

OK.

So because it's bigger engage,

it's a it's not a robusto Gordo.

Not a robusto extra.

Not a robusto extra.

It's a robusto and I don't know

what we called it.

Short Toro.

If it was a double robusto,

shouldn't be a 5 by 100?

If it's a true double.

Yes, it's a true double.

But as you know, in this

industry you can call.

Anything.

Would it be 10 by 100 if it was

a true double 10 inches long?

Well, it's 5 1/2, so it would be

11.

But it's your standard robusto

is 5.

Oh, gotcha.

But is I'm confused on this is

what I think the.

Industry's confused on this.

Yeah, is what makes the name

Robusto Arturo the length.

Length and gauge.

Yeah, I thought it was mostly

gauge because you can have

difference in length.

No, it's supposed to be both.

Because that sounds like a like

a like a short Toro.

Here's the reality, we are the

candy makers and we can do

whatever we want.

Actually, that's what it is

like.

I like to make.

They can call it a Boo Boo Boo

if they wanted.

To I like to make a lancero

sized cigar and call it a Toro.

Right.

It's it's, it's a, it's a 7 by

46 Toro.

Is that that would be bad for

though for retailers?

Like if you're calling it a

double robusto, but it's really

a Toro, you know, would you go,

hey, sorry, I mean, I know you

really wanted a robusto or

double robusto or whatever, but

this is really a Toro.

It would be confusing.

I have shops that'll go like,

we're a robusto shop, we sell a

lot of robustos.

Oh, well, here's one right, But

it's a 6 by 52, but we call it a

robusto.

It's a robusto.

It's a double robusto.

Double your your value it.

Says Robusto.

All right, they're not saying

what's in it, but it has a Shane

grown rapper.

All right.

So very exciting.

That's it, huh?

That's three different cigars.

So in case anybody's keeping

track, three different cigars, 3

very similar sizes, 3 completely

different names.

Exactly.

All right.

What are they?

What do they charge for the

shade?

Double Robusto double.

Angel.

Cuesta DOBLA is doublay though,

right?

Or is that double?

That's not double is.

It DOB.

DOBLE.

Doble doble.

Doble robusto the doble which is

double in Spanish, right?

Sure.

What are they charging?

Yes, it's AJC Newman cigar.

What are they charging?

12 bucks.

I think you're high.

I'll go 11. 21.

Whoa.

Dublin in price.

Cigar.

American dollars.

American cigar, and we're not

telling you what's in it.

Dublin Price.

Dublin in price.

This Dublin in price?

Well, you're getting twice a

cigar.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

It's a 5 1/2 by 54.

Right.

Or 56, whatever all.

Right now, it's time for the

industry's favorite game.

What's the score?

So many buttons.

Yeah, there's a lot.

I didn't know how to do that

one.

Oh, that should have been the

three.

No, I did at the end I did the

three.

Nice.

All right, all right.

We have a special cigar for

today, gentlemen.

Tell me mixing it up a little

bit, OK, It's the second one,

not the first one.

Oh, OK, so what's the first one?

March 8th, 20. 26.

Patrick Lagree's and Arturo

Fuente cigar is the new Sangre

de Toro undefeated.

Oh, they finally reviewed this

one, huh?

Don Carlos Sangre de Toro,

undefeated.

I'll go first. 808888I smoked

this cigar.

Don Carlos.

Don Carlos.

So it's a Fuente cigar?

Yeah.

It's got to be high in the 80s.

Fuente.

Why?

Wouldn't it go 90?

We could.

I'll go 90.

All right, so Toro Fuente Don

Carlos Sangre de Toro

Undefeated.

It is from the Dominican

Republic.

Tabacolera A Fuentes Factory

rapper Mexico San Andreas binder

Dominican Republic filler

Dominican Republic length It's a

5 1/2 by 46 round 1460 they

smoked 3. 89.

It's a good size.

It's very good.

Let's take 90.

Clue #1 The cigar delivers an

engaging and layered flavour

profile that involves nicely

throughout the smoking

experience.

Early notes of wood and

creaminess build into a more

dynamic combination of pepper,

wood and subtle sweetness, while

the retro hail introduces

additional complexity with dry

creaminess and a faint chalky

texture.

That Patrick is so sweet.

No nibs.

That's Brooks.

There's still no nibs. 89.

There's a lot of chalk.

Chucky, OH.

Oh, you're revving, mind you.

He's looking it up.

Blue #2 construction and overall

performance are strong across

all samples, with the cigars

burning well and maintaining

solid structure from start to

finish.

Despite slight differences in a

draw between the samples,

airflow remains within an

acceptable range and never

becomes problematic. 89. 90.

Here it comes.

The final third shows a slight

drop in refinement as the

profile becomes sharper and

hotter toward the finish.

A heavier presence of black

pepper begins to dominate the

profile, and the finish develops

A chalky quality that slightly

disrupts the balance established

earlier in the cigar.

Not too bad. 88 Phil.

I'm a stay at 90.

Final thought, Full disclosure,

I didn't know that the Arturo

Fuente Don Carlos Sangre de Toro

and defeated using the Mexican

San Andreas rapper when I smoked

them, so I truly wasn't looking

for any kind of profile or

judging how well the cigar

showed off the notes and

flavors.

The cigar certainly has one of

the richest profiles and recall

from a Fuente made cigar, so

there's that.

Still, I like where the profile

sits, both as an option for a

Fuente made cigar and on a

broader basis.

I'm certainly intrigued to try

more sizes of a Splendid as I

have a feeling that there will

be one that shows a really

balanced, complex profile that

delivers the San Andreas profile

I really like and then a

compliment of supporting flavors

that make this a really

impressive cigar.

You really liked it?

Yeah, what?

Are you looking at what's over

there?

I think.

Sir, we need an answer. 90 and

now what?

89.

You went the wrong way.

It's a 91.

It's a 92. 92.

Holy moly.

Off of it not being as good as

he thought it should be, he.

Didn't know what it was.

Yeah.

So he still liked it.

I thought.

Yeah, but he said if he smoked

another one, maybe it's more

well balanced complexity or

whatever.

I thought putting it in a 91 was

going to be tough.

Yeah.

I like that I pushed you off

your number though and he still

had a chance to win and he blew

it.

I.

Thought it was going to be high

80s.

Not the way he was talking about

in the final thought.

Even this we always do too good,

one bad.

Even the bad thing he said

wasn't that.

Bad.

OK, this cigar is from the

December, December, December.

It's from December 3rd, 2010.

Steve Val.

Who was that?

Reviewed it is.

That the Deltona guy.

Nope.

No, that's Brian.

Brian, this is limited edition.

Nicaragua reviews the Six.

O1 sounded rough right there.

Addicion Limitada 2010 Macho.

The Six O 1 Yes 2010 Macho.

Six O 1 addicion limitada 2010

Macho.

Boots.

That's adds my nose a cigar.

This sounds like it could be old

enough where it was.

It could be Espinoza and Ortega

together when they were original

partners, I don't know.

Yeah, there's not listed.

There's no mention of Espinoza

on it at all.

I'll go 85.

I don't know anything about this

cigar.

It's.

Maybe.

Maybe it is just Espinoza 89.

All right, it's a six O 1

edition Limitado Macho.

It is from Nicaragua factory.

My father's cigars.

OK.

Wrapper Nicaraguan.

Habano Binder Nicaraguan.

Filler Nicaraguan.

It's a 6 by 52 true Toro and

back in 2010 it was $8.

They made 364 boxes of 10

cigars.

Wow.

Weird number.

They smoked three of these.

I got to know more about this

story.

There's obviously something that

I don't know here. 6 O1 My

father 80.

I must stay 89.

Yeah, I'm gonna go up to 87.

Clue #1 The cigar stands out

immediately with its attractive

presentation and excellent

construction.

The Abano wrapper, showing a

lighter Colorado shade, has a

smooth texture with only a few

minor veins and a clean

appearance.

Doesn't help 89. 87.

Clue #2 flavored development

throughout the cigar is rich in

dynamic, creating a highly

enjoyable and complex smoking

experience.

The first third opens with a

lively pepper kick balanced by

sweet, mellow cedar notes, while

the second third expands

dramatically with layers of age

cedar, chocolate, honey,

sweetness, creamy smoke and

hints of vanilla.

Oh boy.

Combination produces A velvety

texture and a long, lingering

finish that adds depth and

sophistication to the profile.

90. 88.

Clue #3.

Clue #3 While the cigar delivers

excellent flavour complexity,

the profile can become slightly

heavy at times, particularly in

the final third where a deep

espresso like coffee note with a

slightly burnt character take

center stage.

Although it never becomes

bitter, the darker intensity may

over shadow some of the earlier

sweetness and subtle flavours

that made the first half of the

cigar so balanced. 89. 88.

Final thought, I was extremely

impressed with this cigar.

It's a medium full body cigar

with a medium strength but it

has loads of flavor, not just

regular flavors but it has a

mellow age character to it that

is just amazing.

I am very protective of Cuban

cigars and that I don't find too

many non Cubans that remind me

of them, but I can't honestly

say.

This cigar has some of the same

flavor profiles as Cuban Tobago.

It was very mellow, rich and

creamy and a nice pepper the

whole way.

I will be getting more of these

for sure.

What do you think happened to

Steve?

I have no idea who he is.

We're going to have to ask,

where did Steve go?

Charlie Go.

I had to kill him.

He had to go.

90, 92. 91.

What did you say?

92. 92.

Oh man.

I'm so close though.

You went the wrong way.

Well, he couldn't win.

Anything either way was the

wrong way.

OK, what are we going to be?

What are we going to do?

What are?

We doing I am on Chai town

cigars to see this to go up

tomorrow tonight.

Very nice. 7:30 Central Standard

Time.

They sent me the questions

today.

Oh, oh, you got ahead of them.

They sent them to me.

I don't.

Know did you look at them at

all?

Sure I did.

Well, tell me one of them I

don't know.

I want to know one.

Of them, you have to watch the

show.

Make sure you got the answer.

How did you get in the cigar

business?

Oh, I need a better.

There's got to be better ones

than that.

Come on.

All right, we got to chow down.

We got to, we got to fix you,

and we're going to do better.

Don't worry, I will.

I will handle it.

I will handle.

It let them know that I'm sorry,

couldn't be on tonight.

I will let them know, Phil,

thank you.

You're you have a.

Buffet.

Another buffet.

The The Cash Party from Phil and

the Seaman, an article avenger.

He's got a campaign at a Waffle

Home.

He's.

Got to go to a Waffle Home.

He's got a gubernatorial rally

to go to.

OK, where are you going to be?

Me.

Yep, this week.

No.

Where's the next place you're

going to be?

My house, it's quiet there.

Bo Weevil and humidor find

cigars in Dothan, AL.

Yes, 26 and 27.

For the event in.

Alabama.

Well, you should have said that.

Are you going to be in an event?

I'm like, Oh yeah.

You just asked me where I was

going to be, but I knew right

away.

Seasoned professional.

You don't have a handler.

See, you're my handler.

Oh, right, so you want to know

where he's going to be?

Right, you have to ask.

Well, where you going to be?

You have to ask my wife or my

work wife, which is you?

You have any DJ things you want

to plug?

I have a wedding coming up

Saturday.

Yes.

Oh, yeah?

Are you getting married?

Are we all going?

No.

No, no.

Are we all invited?

Anybody.

I.

Mean you guys can you guys are

more than welcome to show.

Up Jet's getting married.

No it's not.

No, I'm DJ ING at an event.

Did Jed?

I mean, I know Jet's engaged.

Did he ever get married?

He has not been married yet as

planned, I think for later this

year.

Very nice.

OK, well, hey, like and

subscribe.

We're reviewing or listening to

our show.

And thanks so much for watching.

It's been episode 483.

We got to go bye.

Bye.

No.

Edge of attainment, No.

God.

Show Notes

On today’s Show Our favorite Governor Candidate Mr Fishback is in the news again, We have the Card For The Whitehouse MMA Fight.  Dwight Howard likes the nose Candy! And a Florida Woman Story!  Then In cigar news we have some shipping notifications and a new cigar!  The Show ends with a What’s The Score full game to see if Phil learned anything with the Seaman!