ACHP Episode 486 Don't Share Your Waffle
Episode Summary
Episode 486 of A Cigar Hustler's Podcast opens with Mike Balmer, co-host Mikey and engineer Phil McGuffey in full "everybody's staffed" chaos mode — lost car keys on the roof of a rental, a missing lighter, and microphone gremlins. The first half of the show is the crew's usual off-beat news rundown: a Tampa man calling himself "Judge Jerry" arrested for running a drive-thru divorce service out of a Honda Civic in a Chuck E. Cheese parking lot, an FBI alert warning California police about a possible Iranian ship-launched drone attack (plus oil prices and the Strait of Hormuz closure), a Waffle House solicitation story that ends with one shared bite of waffle, the confirmed ocean reentry location of the dead satellite west of the Galápagos, and a listener-submitted deep dive into the very real, very purchasable "poop knife."
The cigar news block is where the substance is. The UK is close to enacting a permanent generational tobacco and vape ban on anyone born after 2008 — already through the House of Lords and headed back to the House of Commons — with the guys comparing it to New Zealand's short-lived attempt and the Maldives' standing ban, and noting the added flavored-vape, plain-packaging and advertising restrictions. Domestically, the news is better: South Dakota's bill allowing new cigar bars cleared the Senate 28-6 (with the old one-per-2,500-residents cap stripped out) and now awaits the governor's signature, while Utah's Senate voted 27-0 to legalize direct online cigar shipments to consumers, leaving Hawaii as the last state banning them once Governor Spencer Cox signs.
On the new release front, Blood Medicine B Positive is expanding from a single 6x52 toro into three limited vitolas for 2026 — a 5x52, a 5.5x56 and a 6x54 — each limited to 800 boxes and rolled at Aradio Pichardo's Tabacalera Pichardo (formerly Di Hatui Tobacco) operation in Tamboril. The show closes with What's the Score, guessing the score on a review of the Tradecraft Vitruvian from Tabacalera William Ventura in the Dominican Republic — an Ecuadorian Connecticut-seed wrapper, Ecuadorian Sumatra binder and Dominican/Nicaraguan filler that the reviewer ultimately panned as dry, harsh and metallic. Mike also recaps his appearance at a Veterans of the Leaf virtual herf and announces upcoming appearances at Humano Refined Cigars and Bo Weevil Cigars in Dothan and Enterprise, Alabama on March 27-28.
In This Episode
- 01Cold Open ChaosLost keys on the roof of the car, a missing lighter and mic problems set the tone for an "everybody's staffed" episode.
- 02Chuck E. Cheese Divorce CourtA self-proclaimed Tampa judge is arrested for running an unlicensed drive-thru divorce service in a Chuck E. Cheese parking lot.
- 03FBI Drone Warning for CaliforniaThe crew discusses an alert about Iran potentially launching drones at the West Coast from a ship, plus oil prices and the Strait of Hormuz.
- 04Waffle House and the Poop KnifeA Waffle House solicitation story and a listener-submitted rabbit hole into the commercially available household poop knife.
- 05Satellite Reentry UpdateSpace Force confirms the out-of-fuel satellite came down west of the Galápagos Islands within its 24-hour window.
- 06UK Generational Tobacco BanThe UK's ban on tobacco and vape sales to anyone born after 2008 clears the House of Lords, with comparisons to New Zealand and the Maldives.
- 07South Dakota Cigar Bars and Utah Online SalesSouth Dakota's cigar bar bill passes the Senate 28-6 and Utah moves to allow online cigar shipments, leaving Hawaii as the lone holdout.
- 08New Release and What's the ScoreBlood Medicine B Positive adds three limited 2026 vitolas, then the crew guesses the review score on the Tradecraft Vitruvian.
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Transcript
Welcome to a Cigar Hustler podcast episode 486. I'm Mike Balmer, your host, and with me today in engineering is Phil. Can we hurry this up? I have things to do.
McGuffey, and then- And then my co-host, Mikey, watch me flex as I throw the remote on the floor. Oh, wow. And I'm here with Mr. Mike, I'm Everybody Staff Palmer.
Oh, that makes sense. That's what you said in Chi-town. Oh, did it? Oh, you finally watched it?
Well, I'm Everybody Staff. I am Everybody Staff. On today's show, Chuck E. Cheese now handles divorces.
Excellent. FBI warns of a drone attack. Waffle House does not advise sharing your waffle. We have the location of the crash satellite, and then in cigars, some updated stories, a new cigar, and then finally, a what's the score?
Ooh. But, before we get started, and after Mikey picks up the remote on the ground. No, I'm having a day, bro. I left my lighter somewhere.
I don't know where it is. I'm very frustrated. I've been in the car. See?
Everybody's staffed. Now I have to find his lighter when the show's over. Tell us how to get some of that CHPod swag, read us all the comments, and what is the link to get the appointments? Thanks Phil, you're the best for the letter.
No problem. You're a sweet man. I know. I don't have a letter to throw you.
He didn't say anything about you, why, are you feeling guilty over there? No, but he made a point to say your name. He never addresses you by name. What's the problem?
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There's a whole spiel, but I'm going to cut it out now, because this is the third time that I've said it today, and I'm already agitated, so I'm trying to walk this back. Check out the link on Calendly. Thank you very much for your time. And that's a wrap, people.
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We're out. We're out, Mike. The chaos podcast. Used all the time up on the hard drive, we have nothing left.
Dude, I'm going to tell you, this is how it started, right? So, dropped the kids off, took the dog to the groomer. Got hair in your shirt? Go to get ready, yeah, got hair in my shirt, go to get ready, go to leave, can't find the keys to the car.
Oh. Couldn't find the keys. And I'm like, what the hell did I do with these keys? Maybe they dropped out of the groomer, so I drove back to the groomer, I looked everywhere in the house.
Brandy's getting mad. She's getting mad and say, like, this year, you know, I'm getting the speech. But you had to drive home for me. Wait, wait.
You drove back? I mean, what keys did you lose? Maybe I started it and it dropped out or something. Maybe it was right there.
Oh, like in the parking ladder. Maybe because the dog jumped on me. Like, you know what I mean? So, I have no idea.
Couldn't figure it out. So, the trash is taken out and she threw out an extra box, so I bagged it because if it's not bagged, they're not going to get it. I start walking up, keys are on top of the car. Is it still a rental?
Yeah. I put them there to put everything in the trunk. You're lucky. Well, he did it when he got home.
No, but he drove back to the groomer. I did, well, in another car, yeah. Oh, in another car. He didn't have the keys, he couldn't start it.
Yeah, so, that was like 30, I mean, I text you, it was slightly after nine, I'm on my way. I wonder why it was taking so long. Like 40 minutes later. Is this a tall car?
Is it? Is there a rack on top of the car? No, it's a decent height, but I, you know, it's got like a little lip. Oh, okay.
And I wasn't looking there. It's like, you know, when you have your keys in your hand, like, where are my keys? Right. That was the life I was living this morning.
Looking for my glasses on top of my head. Yeah. So then, and then I got here and, you know, audio sounds and also no, no lighter. Like, okay, this is going to be utter chaos.
Is the lighter on top of the car maybe? Lighter is definitely on top of the car. Without saying. So, yeah, so that's where I'm at right now.
Well, perfect. Well, here we go. Welcome to the show. We're going to have some video problems here in a minute.
Prepare yourself. Prepare yourself. Power's going to go out. All right, now the news.
Call it a marriage meltdown to go. Gary Judge Jerry Wickman, 47, a self-proclaimed legal expert from Tampa, was arrested Tuesday after operating an unlicensed divorce service in his car to Chuck E. Cheese Parkinson's. line okay okay can you say his name one more time his name is gary judge jerry wickham is what he calls himself judge gary he calls himself what an amazing name that is well i would imagine the judge jerry part is uh self-proclaimed not actually legally he's not a real judge right no well no that's one of the things got a red support chucky gave it to him that's his nickname but he was doing a drive-thru divorce court out of his honda civic in a chuck and cheese parking You know, over on Fowler Avenue in Tampa, so I mean, if you want to go.
No, I'm good. It's not far. I like the one I got, I'm keeping it. All right.
I'm just the, I have the one-time track record. You're the one that's been married three times. Whatever does that make? You've had divorce processing, you know.
I'm older than you. Maybe you can't sustain. I don't know. Well, I'm obviously the problem, I mean.
You're obviously the problem. Three times, after two, you're thinking, hmm, maybe it's me. Maybe it's me. " Mmm.
So, the trouble started when soccer mom Patricia Chen pulled up expecting a birthday party consultation. Instead, she got a full custody hearing complete with a toy gavel and construction paper legal documents. Apparently, he did not wait for you to come to him. He would come to you when you pulled up.
Okay. That's how, you know, that's how you get paid. All right. So, I like this guy.
He asked her to split the kids like a pizza, she told reporters, then charge me seven dollars for emotional damages when I refused. Oh, you gotta give me seven dollars because you've hurt my feelings. Right, emotional damages. That's amazing.
Right. This guy's local, we gotta get him on the show. Well, he's currently in jail, unfortunately. Well, I mean, you know, it's only probably a few days.
The scheme unraveled when Wickham accidentally scheduled three divorces for the same time. "Chaos erupted as confused parents, screaming children, and Chuck E. " Like, what is that? You're an employee at Chuck E.
Cheese. You're not going to believe this. There's a guy outside? I'm guessing he went in.
Yeah. So people would come for a party consultation, and he would act like he was the party consultant, and then have them come over and talk to him, and then he would start the legal proceedings. We're going to start working on your divorce papers. We're working on your divorce here?
Yes, I need two blues, a pink, and a yellow piece of paper, please. But they were scheduled? Well, these were scheduled party planner meetings, I think, and then he would interrupt or he would, you know, cut them off and take it as they walked in. I like this because, like, the whole story doesn't really make a lot of sense.
No, it doesn't. But this guy's obviously batshit crazy. Well, yes. Assumably.
He obviously must be making money because this can't be the first thing he's ever part to Chuck E. Cheese. Well, he swung at seven bucks for emotional damages. Starting out at that, so.
How much money do you really think he's making? I don't know. Sit on Chuck E. Cheese like that?
He's got to be making something. I couldn't sit in that parking lot. I don't think it even covered bail. Oh, maybe not.
Bail was set at $7. Well, she didn't say she paid him, he charged her. Right. So, I mean, I would assume he made no money.
" File a lien against her. Oh, right. Now I need an orange, please. Now I need an orange.
If you were gonna do a makeshift divorce area and you wanted to claim yourself as a judge, would you pick Chuck E. Cheese? Well, yeah, because a lot of families go there. But they're usually happy.
So, the odds are better you're gonna get married people there because they come there with children and that usually means marriage, traditionally speaking. That's your strategy, huh? I mean, if you go and sit out in front of Dick's Sporting Goods, you might get a lot of single men. Not as optimal.
Not as lucrative? Right. Okay. What about you?
Where would you go if you were some psychopath that decided to write divorces for people there, Phil? I don't know. Maybe like a cruise ship parking lot? A cruise ship parking lot.
That's not better. Is that getting off? Yeah. Hey, did you have a good trip?
No, fuck that guy. Okay. Sign this. Did your husband hit on anybody on the ship?
Now, wait a second. Hold on. This is very interesting. 'Cause you recently went on a cruise.
Oh, I saw a lot of people. You saw a lot of people? Yeah, people watched. Yeah?
Yeah. Sorry, did fights ensue or something, the drunk people arguing? Oh yeah, especially like in the casino. Marital couples?
Yeah, 'cause like, it was funny, like I was sitting next to this one lady one time at the roulette table, and she, you know, she had a full stack of chips, like, I don't know, probably 800 bucks, let's just say. Okay. And then there was this other guy to the left of me, and I didn't know that they were together. I thought they were, you know, just other people on the table.
Right. So then she started to lose, and he was yelling at her. And I'm like, there has to be a relationship involved in this whole thing, because why the hell would this dude be yelling at this lady? Right.
And then finally she lost all her chips, and he's like, why don't you just go back to the room? And she's like, you know what, how about I'm not going to be there when you get back? I'm like, oh, this has to go really quickly. Yeah, that went fast.
Right? Now, if that guy was there with the toy gavel, he could have stopped that conversation and filed the paperwork right there. Filed it right there in the ship, International Waters. I was just gonna say that, International Waters, how's that work?
Well, it's good in any country. Yeah. No longer married. " That's what the officer said?
Yes. Is that true? Probably. Oh, it says a handcuffing him next to the ball pit, so he obviously went inside.
He went inside. He went inside. Handcuffing next to the ball pit. And that scene from Big Bang Theory where Sheldon's in the thing, he's going, bazinga, popping up out of the balls, then goes back in, pops up the other side.
Dude, they really dumbed a lot of that stuff down. Did you have, like, we used to have a place called Discovery Zone back in the day. It was badass. There was like a huge tube thing where you can run through, and it was like the entire store.
I mean, I guess they've become super filthy. Yeah, I was going to say, I used to go in the ball pit and the tubes with the kids. They were always nice. Especially the ball pit.
Yeah. I don't even see many McDonald's playgrounds anymore. No, they haven't got rid of them. They got rid of those.
It was some legal thing. Oh, really? Somebody got hurt. You're kidding me.
Like coffee hot type of a scenario? No, some kid fell or something. I mean, they were unsupervised. So it's not like there was some McDonald's employee going, "Don't climb on the outside of the jungle gym," or something like that.
Right. Who originally created that? Like, "Hey, you know what we should do? " The Clown.
That way, the clown? The clown's behind it? Yeah. Who originally decided to put the play places in?
Yeah. That's a marketing guy. That way mommy and daddy can sit and have their cheeseburger. Right, they stay longer, they buy more food.
That's the theory. I'm guessing. I don't think it worked. Oh, no, it didn't work.
Yeah. Especially when they had him outside and they got heated and they were like hot molten metal. Right. Yeah.
Okay. All right. So moving on. He now faces charges of fraud, impersonating a judge, and disturbing the peace.
Chuck E. Cheese has banned him for life. What kind of peace is going on in Chuck E. Cheese?
There's no peace. Yeah, there's no peace, man. Yeah. He's having a nice pizza.
Pizza wasn't bad there, which was weird. Oh, really? You like the pizza at Chuck E. Cheese?
I mean, it's been a long, long time. I think it's been a long, long time. They probably have changed the, you know, this pizza by now. Yeah.
I remember the pizza not being bad. Huh. You're a Chuck E. Cheese guy, huh?
We'll go pick up a pie. No, man. You won't get it to go. Are you good over there?
You're on your phone again? I was looking at the ball pit then. I found it. Oh, what do you got?
In 1971, McDonald's introduced its first Play Place playground attached to a restaurant. In 72, they tested a large McDonaldland-themed playground at the Illinois State Fair, which helped launch the concept nationwide. In 76, the ball pit, then called a ball crawl, became popular after appearing in amusement parks like SeaWorld, and McDonald's quickly started adding them to play places. It was designed by Set Makers Incorporated, a Hollywood set design company that built themed environments.
interesting hmm and now they're no more now they're now they're still finding mcdonald's that has one but they're usually roped off like with oh really crime season cake yeah like the one on i drive has it and you can't enter it you're not allowed on anymore right oh that's that's good to know because then i can be like hey i want to go to the playground i'm like oh let's go oh not my fault i didn't say no but if you go to that one over on i drive it's super big Yeah. Yeah. Like two, three stories tall. Can't go in anymore.
Got all the weird food that you can't get anywhere else. Oh, really? That's the biggest McDonald's in the world. Yep.
Is it? Yeah. Wow. The more you know.
The more you know. Okay. Moving on. All right.
The FBI is warning the police in California that there is a drone attack on the way. Oh, really? Yes. They've heard chatter.
They've heard chatter? They've heard chatter. Okay. In recent days that Iran could retaliate for American attacks by launching drones at the West Coast, according to an alert reviewed by ABC News, we recently acquired information that as of February 2026, Iran is talking about doing a drone attack from some type of ship off the coast.
That's interesting. Only California, apparently they hate California. They hate California? I'm guessing that's the closest coast to them.
Yeah. But it's not like with an Iran Navy ship, just some type of boat. Finally something we can agree upon. Well, they don't have any Navy ships left.
That's true, but they made the threat back in February. No, no, this is a real thing. Is it really? Yeah, this isn't a made-up thing, and the West Coast is on super high alert, military, everybody.
What are we looking for, a fishing boat? Well, possibly. With an Iranian flag. They're not that smart.
Well, apparently that's how we pop them, because there's like no firewalls on their Wi-Fi or whatever, and we get to witness everything going down. Like, what are we doing? Look at this, there's no password, it's 1234. Yeah.
Hey, I logged in. Hey, I logged in. What was the other thing? Ackbar1234, seem to get me right in.
Ackbar1234. We have to have a meeting at the building, change the password, all 49 of you, let's go. We all have the same password now. That's the best word now.
Hey, there was just a meeting that went bad where we all got together. Why don't we get everybody else together and have another meeting. Yeah, on a boat. On a boat.
On a boat. On a boat. They'd never think of this on a boat now. Yeah, yeah.
There's no way. Raise the flag so we all salute. We'll log into Starlink. It'll be fine.
We'll log into Starlink. Damn, Teran, you put our stuff on Facebook? Now they know. You put it on Facebook.
Did a selfie. With the selfie going, hey, here are all my boys. Supposedly, gas is supposed to keep going up, that's what they're saying. Iran said yesterday that get ready for $200 a barrel.
Are we supposed to care what Iran says? Well, I don't think we're getting their oil anymore, so. Well, from what I understand is they've been attacking all the boats in that waterway or whatever. Straight of Hormuth?
Yeah, whatever it is. Yes. The straight of what? Hormuth, I think is the one that they said.
Hormuth? Hormuth. 45, 600 points, oil jumps, Iran says it will keep "Straight of Hormuz" shut. Yeah.
Uh-huh, I was right. I don't read the news every day. Oil's at 95 a barrel. Oh, it's down.
It was at 100 the other day. It wasn't yet. It's up 10 percent. Like the tariffs.
So it must have gone down and came up. So what else is new? Okay. So how close do they have to be to launch a drone again?
against california i don't know like how far can they go the one they showed looked like a little triangle airplane oh really i don't know how big because you know it's a smaller it's a picture in picture on a picture of an iranian guy right the new leader the the old leader son how did we not get that guy he wasn't at the meeting he wasn't at the meeting how old is the son is he older he looks like he's in his 40s yeah yeah yeah he's not like a 12 year I get them now. Do we take that guy off the table, too, or what? I would imagine eventually. Trump's very upset, he doesn't like that guy.
He doesn't like that guy? Same problems, different guy. That's usually what happens. Yeah, well, you got the guy's son, it's not like he's going, I want McDonald's to come in here now.
Well, because he heard about there's no more playgrounds. Yeah, there's no more playgrounds. Exactly. Okay.
No Chuck E. Cheese, he doesn't need a divorce, because he's got all those wives. Virgins. No, they get those at the end.
All right, so California's on high alert? California's on high alert. Would it just be California or you would think the entire coast? It's the west coast, but California is pretty much most of the west coast.
Yeah, if you attack one of those other states north of there, you gotta be way specific. Yeah, well the population just isn't as much as... Just, you know, a little more spread out. They could attack Montana and not hit somebody.
Do you think that this is just like kind of fear-mongering stuff or do you think this is legit? I think it's a legit threat, but I don't see it, were they gonna get some boat through? I mean, like, we don't watch everything? Right.
We have anti-defense systems over on the coast anyways, on all of our coasts. Anti-defense? Wouldn't it be that's against defense? Anti-defense?
Anti-defense? Anti-defense measurement. Anti-defense would mean we don't want to defense. Anti-offense?
Anyways. I know what he meant, he just said it wrong. It's more fun that way. Anti-missile strike?
Yeah, I imagine. We've got stuff we don't even know about. We have air defense? Oh, I'm sure.
Is that what he was trying to say? No, no. He was trying to say we have defenses, but he said anti-defense. Oh!
Maybe an anti-ship. I didn't do my YouTube comments. Well, you know, by the time you read the other thing 17 times. I started to get a little disheveled.
Got a little disheveled. Is there any about attacks on California? On California? Ben Rowland says, "Yeah, that math checks.
" Oh, that was when we and you were talking. That was just me. Yeah, us. Yeah.
Oh, nice. Yep. Screw you, Ben. " That was our friend, Ken.
Ken. Yeah. And, man, like, they just disappeared, it's super frustrating. I didn't get his wife's name, or I would say hello to her on the camera.
Hello, Ken's wife. Mrs. Miller. Mrs.
Miller. Mrs. Miller, hello, Mrs. Miller.
T-Money said something not nice, and let's get that one. Oh, it must be about you! No, no, it's, no, it's not. That's all I really have.
Boy, you look fat on yesterday's show. Oh, David Moore said, you can also add a tea to NASA and make it Santa. It's all about perspective, and Santa makes more sense since he flies around the world. Great point.
There you go. " Yeah, we agree. I don't remember what that was about. Me neither, but I do agree about the fake social media.
It sounds perfectly illogical. Yeah. Yeah. And Mark Palmer says you must be a mind reader.
Yeah. I don't know what that is. Yeah. You want to hear your comment?
Comment below on the latest episode. If it's... As long as it's not mean. If it's mean, we'll probably post it.
Or we might say it. If it's mean, if it's like, eh, it's a little hairy towards a brand or something, maybe. I'm like, leave that stuff to us. So.
All right. Back to California. Where do you think they would attack California? Alright, back to California, where do you think they would attack California?
What do you think would be the optimal target, without giving them an idea of which one, you know, not like they're big fans, they watch the show. Right. Well, San Diego's the most convenient, right? Well, it's where all the Navy's at.
Yeah. A. or something. Yeah.
Your objective would be to hurt our military a little bit if you're going to keep attacking us. I mean, where are you going to hit Hollywood? Oh, no, no more movies. I think the objective would be to cause disruption and fear among Americans, not actually attack the military.
I got news for you. If they actually succeeded on a strike, do you have any idea how bad that would be for Iran? It would be horrible. But let's really think about this.
Okay. They have one drone with one missile. You're going to take one shot. Well, we don't know about that.
We don't know. They're like one. I mean, depends how big the boat is. What are they, M&M?
Maybe, yeah. One shot. They literally showed a picture of those. Remember those little wooden paper planes you used to get at like Ace Hardware and stuff?
Yeah. That's their drone. There's a guy that's going, winding it off the propeller. The rubber band, baby.
The rubber band. Okay, someone like you, Firecracker. Hurry, quick. Post this on social media.
Very quick. Put it up on your page, Akbar. I love how we're talking about this, because we really don't know what their accent's like. Oh, buddy, a little wooden airplane.
We demand the hosts of Cigar Houseman's podcast surrender. We get a cease and desist letter from the new Ayatollah. Yeah, the Ayatollah, new Ayatollahs. Michael, your phone's ringing.
Your phone's ringing. We understand that their reach is very compelling. Is this the cigar hustler? I am sorry, but you must go.
We must not talk about this anymore. We'll send the blame. They pick us up with pillowcases over our heads. Chop our heads off.
Wake up in the desert somewhere, strapped to a chair. What happened? Oh, God, we're back in Vegas. We're back in Vegas.
Jesus. I thought we had another year before we got here. They made fun of the... They made fun of our drones.
Hmm. Okay, well... Yeah, I'm sure they had more than one, I mean. And the thing is...
At least two. Well, you gotta launch them all at the same... Well, we're telling them how to do it. You gotta launch them all at the same time.
I mean, you think they're completely, uh... I'm not gonna use that word, they're completely stupid? Well, I mean, they started this in the first place. They did?
Yeah, they launched a couple missiles at a military base we had. Yeah, that was pretty dumb. Right. Yeah.
Oh, they also, now they have threatened to assassinate Trump. They said that he's gonna, they're gonna kill him. Specifically. I'm sure he gets threats all the time like that.
So what else is new? Yeah, I'm sure he's not worried about it at all. I mean. You took the ball pits out?
We're gonna kill you. Right? Are you serious? Are you serious?
He threatened me? Okay. All right, moving on. All right, Waffle House to go.
Patrons at a local Waffle House, not local actually. Patrons at a Waffle House got more than they bargained for last night when a local woman was arrested for what police described as persistent. " and gave her a bite of her waffle. She's a real weird looking lady with degrees of pink in her hair, like it might have been pink at one time and now it's growing out, faded out, she's got that I do crack face, Like meth.
Yeah, the meth face. Really? Yeah, she had a meth face. What gave it away?
Going from table to table with money? They gave her the thing. They eventually called the police. The police showed up and escorted the lady off the premises.
There was no arrest. Right. But what gave it away was that she was at a Waffle House. Yeah.
Did you say solicitation, by the way, in the beginning? Yeah, I thought it was that type of solicitation too, but it was, let's say, she was begging for money, not offering sex. So actually, the title of the story brought me in because I thought there was sex. I like that.
He thought it was going to be a good story. Right. You know, it's funny because you were talking about on Chi-Town how your threads is like a bunch of naked ladies or whatever. It's always on your threads.
Yeah. That's not my threads. I don't have any of that. I have guys and people getting knocked out over and over and over again.
This morning it was some weird website, be viral or something, and it was all stupid, tiny little stories. I ran. Right. It's coming for you.
Any little stories? Short stories. Like not a story, just a picture and then a headline. No actual story.
Right. Interesting. Okay. I thought she was just really, really friendly, one diner said.
They asked if she could have a bite of a waffle. I figured, why not? She gave her a bite of her waffle. So employees eventually called the police.
Officers arrived, escorted the woman from the premises, but no incident. And then the waffles, no extra waffles were reported missing other than just the one bite. - The one bite? - The one bite, yes.
- Okay. Must have been a slow news day. - It was a terrible, there was nothing last night, there was nothing this morning, I was panicking for news stories. - Yeah.
Waffle House to the rescue. - Waffle House, yeah, you can always find something good with Waffle House. - What's going on at Waffle House? - Well, there was another story that I saw briefly about a lady doing therapy counseling in a Waffle House parking lot.
I was looking for that and this one came back up. I couldn't find that one. A lot of parking lot action. A lot of parking lot action too, right?
Well, and after you see one, you know, you click on one and you read it and I'm like, oh, he likes these. He likes parking lots. He likes parking lots. Oh, here you go.
Boop. All right, now I have the ideal gift for 2026. This was sent to me, this is the one that was sent to me last minute this morning. It's so good I had that.
Yeah, you had to work it in? Is it something sexual? No. Okay.
Do either one of you have a poop knife in your home? A poop knife? A poop knife? No.
All right. I asked you if it was something sexual. This is not sexual. What would you think a poop knife would be for?
Because this is what drew me in. What I thought it was for is not exactly what it's for, but it is poop related. Only imagine Palmer's brain working. I thought maybe it was to somehow clean yourself or, you know, scrape, you know, messy poop and scrape it in or something.
" Okay. Oh my God, Mike, he's being so cautious. I am. He is.
He's sitting on the edge here, afraid to jump in a pool. Yeah. All right, what do you think you would do with a poop knife? Not buy one.
Well, you can get it at Amazon and Walmart. Yeah. Right? Maybe it's like...
I would, okay, wait, before you say anything, I would feel he would be, out of the three of us, He would be out of the three of us. He would have one. Wow. Okay.
So go ahead. What do you think it's for, Phil? What do you think it's for? I think it's maybe like clean, clean out the toilet or something.
See, that's why I thought he would have one. It's if you have an unusually large poop, you cut up the poop in the toilet so it doesn't clog your toilet. What? That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard about.
Yeah, that's, yeah. It's a thing. You can buy it on Amazon. In Australia?
In Australia? So you want a poop knife? No, I don't want a poop knife. You're trying to hint towards that?
No, I don't want a poop knife. In Australia? Is that what you said? Yeah, it is in Australia.
It's often a silicone-coated or dedicated household tool used to cut, divide, and break down large human waste in the toilet to prevent clogging and facilitate easier flushing. Because they shit the size of a triceratops. Right. Clogs the toilet.
Yeah, who's having turds these bits? Well, it was originally popularized by a viral Reddit story, and it's now commercially available at Walmart, on Amazon, and some other places. It's commercially available? Do you know anybody that owns a poop knife?
Well, I just found out about the story an hour ago. I had not had a chance to poll my friends. Who sent this to you? An avid listener.
Oh, that's all you're saying? Oh. Ball. Yeah, with balls.
Man, did I just throw that out there. Paul, I know you've been sending a lot of food-related recalls lately. Unless it's level one, we don't really discuss it. We only acknowledge level one.
There's too many. Possible death. Too many. And not death by allergy.
That one didn't qualify. Poop knife. Poop knife. Let me see how much a poop knife, how does a poop knife cost?
I don't know. 99. Oh, we're guessing. Yeah.
99. Man, you're an answer. Oh, yeah, it's, uh... You looked it up, it's right there.
It's more money? Can you get it overnight? 49. That's it?
Does it just look like a picnic plastic utensil? Yes, it's a two-pack, by the way. Oh, wow. They must break easily.
Two bathrooms. It won't be here until Saturday. Oh, it's not really, they really have it. 99.
Metal one? Yep. It's apparently dishwasher safe. You can cigarette in the dishwasher.
That's disgusting. Yeah, that's... Well, you gotta clean it. It's got poop on it.
It's gone too far. I'm not using this. Let me ask you a question, Palmer. How do you clean your plunger or your little scrubby brush for the toilet?
My wife takes care of that. Okay. Just use the clean water from the toilet. - Yeah, I mean, you clean it out as you get done, and then you put it back in the little holder, and I think she puts cleaner in the holder.
- There's some people that I know, not now, but before in my life, who have put that stuff in the dishwasher. - What happened to them? They were in your life, and now they're gone. When did you partner away?
- Well, they died from the cross-contamination of putting it in their dishwasher. - Yeah, right? - That's disgusting. - Yeah, it's gross.
- Well, it's all clean at the end. - That's disgusting. - If you put your utensils in there that have food on them, It's the same thing, it's just the earlier in the program. I mean, this is just the "you don't shit where you eat" scenario.
Yeah, but you're a germphobe, though. So you'd be okay with this? Well, I would run it by itself. I don't think I would, you know, like, okay, put the dishes from dinner in there and then, oh, wait, you know, the poop knife's dirty, let's just stick it in there.
That's disgusting. Not happening. It's not going in the dishwasher. It's actually never being purchased, never being used.
Yeah. I'm taking my chances. The size of the shit, doesn't matter. I'm flushing the toilet.
If it gets clogged, I'm flushing it again. Yeah. Like you said, what type of T-Rex turds are you taking? Yeah.
The user cuts the waste into smaller pieces while it's in the toilet bowl. Hygiene commercial versions are often silicone coated, dishwasher safe, and designed with long handles to keep hands clean. Some users suggest using it with gloves stored in a dedicated spot. Some users suggest not purchasing it at all.
Yeah. I'm getting you one for your birthday. I'm gonna beat you with it. Yeah.
Before you use it. No, no. After you cut it out? I'm going to use it here, and then I'm going to sling crap at you.
Oh, look at that. And then I'm going to say, hey, put this in your dishwasher. I bet Greg would have what? A poop knife?
Sounds like something Greg. I got news for you. You're going to fast forward about eight to 12 months from today, and you're going to hear, "Poop My Knife Millionaire" busted for something horrible. Yeah, busted with Squatty Potty and Jared.
Yeah. Yeah. Poop Knife Builder. They're now the three trio of weirdos.
Oh, you can get officially branded ones that can cost $20. Oh, that's a big one. I need it branded. com.
Wow. Okay. Thanks, Paul. Amazon, Walmart, Etsy.
Oh, they have their own website. Alright, now we have an updated story on the satellite. They have found, well, they didn't find it, but they know where it went. - In the ocean.
- The reentry was uncontrolled as a satellite run through, blah, blah, blah, oh, it came out, it ran out of gas, no more fuel. - Okay. - So they couldn't refuel it, you would ask the other day. - Right.
- But they didn't just start it back up. 3 southeast longitude, for those of you who would like to look it up. That's my house. So landed on land?
No, water. It was water. It was land on the water. Both of the spacecraft was burned up during entry, but there was some fiery pieces seen falling from the sky.
Okay. Damn. So they were within their 24-hour window, it was just the end of the 24 hours. Right.
So what you're telling me is they're practically weathermen. Yes. It may or may not rain, may have a satellite. Well, I imagine until it actually breaks through and you can see it, you cannot determine how fast it goes through the atmosphere.
Right. So, that's why, you know, within a 24-hour period, we sort of know where it might be. I heard there's a lot of junk up there. There's a lot of satellites up there.
Yeah, there's a lot of dead satellites, but they don't all fall. They have to wait on the orbit to degrade. I guess a big Chinese space station came down a couple years ago that we didn't even know about. Really?
I don't remember hearing about that. In the ocean as well? I don't know, it might have hit China. Not our problem.
Big place over there, yeah, not our problem. It only had a 10-year warranty, so... Right. Year 11, it's gone.
Well, I mean, this thing ran out of gas in 2019, so it's been up there. Every time it goes around, it gets a little closer, a little closer, a little closer, a little closer. Oh, there it goes. Oh, okay.
You think all the big lizards and turtles on the Galapagos Island were like, ah, here it comes? Yes. I think so, too. Absolutely.
Okay. All right, do you have a video for us, Mike? No. Did we just eliminate in that part of the program?
This is I think the second week with no video. We didn't have a video last week? Well, we did have the photo of your illustrious award this week, but no video. Yeah, you did that.
Right, right. I provided that. So we had a video this week is what you're saying. No, well, it was more of a photo.
There was no video yesterday? No, there's no video yesterday. I had a funny video that was sent to me. You guys will find funny because it makes fun of me.
Oh, why didn't you share that with us? Yeah, why don't we have that? Yeah, there it goes. Where is it?
I mean, I could send it to you. Want me to send it to you? Yeah. Yes.
I mean, it's funny if I just read it, but I'll send it to you. Yeah, we want to see the video. It's from, you want me to tell you who it's from? No.
Okay. I thought it was Matul's birthday, but apparently it's not, so. Oh, it says it is. Yeah.
Let's see here. Jason? It said it isn't. Yes, do your Facebook.
Oh. Sorry. I don't know how to send it any other way. I'm not like Palmer.
I don't know how to do all the thingy things. How do I download this? Oh, I saw this. They bet on the hotline if it's on gambling editions.
Oh wait, hotline takes under two and a half rings. Thank you for calling them. No! No!
No! No! Shit! That was funny.
That's definitely you. Who do you think sent that to? Ginger. You think Ginger sent it?
I think Ginger. Or Carlos, one or the other. What's your guess, Mikey? I think it's Ben Rowland.
Ben, I think Ben would have sent it. The men would have sent it. Are we both wrong? You want me to reveal who's the dad?
Are we both wrong? Yeah, you're both wrong. Pete Hernandez? I'll give you one more guest, Palmer, since he got one.
Skip. He's right! Ding, ding, ding! Wow!
Boom! That's awesome. What'd you win? Bragging rights for that.
Bragging rights. More responsibilities? More responsibilities. Oh, great.
He's a big assistant, too. Congratulations. Alright, on to the cigar news. The UK is about to pass a generational tobacco ban.
Oh, really? No more tobacco. Okay. They plan to ban tobacco and vape purchases for anyone born after 2008.
That means eventually everybody's gonna die off and nobody can have tobacco anymore. What a mess. They will be the second country to ban, have a generational tobacco ban. - Yeah?
Who's the first one? - Yeah, well, wait, first, it is already past the House of Lords. - Oh, they have a thing? - Yes.
But now it has to go back to the House of Commons for final stages and amendments. So apparently the House of Commons went, "Okay," sent it to the House of Lords, I think those are the guys with the white hair and everything. - Right. - And now it's back to the House of Commons, so I don't know why it goes back and forth back and forth.
- Is that where the poor people hang out? - That's what it sounds like. - I guess. No, House of Commons is like their Senate.
Yeah. House of Lords is like their House of Representatives? Or vice versa. I don't know which one's the target.
There's a big difference there. Yeah, Lords sound like the rich people and Commons sound like the peasants. Well, they would be common. House of the heathens.
Right. We have sent it back. The poor people shall vote now. Send it back to the people who have no money.
So they could also ban flavored vape products and then they could require plain packaging, more restrictions on vape sizes. That's on. Only the little ones. Very small.
Very small. There's certain flavors. Pink. Advertising restrictions, vape-free zones.
Somebody's, I mean, look. Wait, wait, you said that they were banning all that and then they still have vape-free zones? Yeah, well, there's no nicotine in it. Well, no, no, because let's say it's from, you know, so the law will be anybody born after 2008 cannot use the vape or tobacco or any product.
So, we're all born for 2008, we can't vape in this zone, because it's a vape-free zone. Oh, until all of us die, they will have vape-free zones. Right, until all of us die, and then they will not have them anymore, because no one can do it. Aha.
This makes no sense. I don't understand why they do this. Um, I can't, hold on, I've got, oh, the proposal started under Boris Johnson, and then continued under Rishi Sunak. Okay.
And now, moving forward under the labor government. See, New Zealand tried it in 2023, and it didn't work. " Oh, really? Yes.
Yeah, that's why they're paying all of us to move there. So, New Zealand was the first one? Yes. No, Maldives, I'm sorry, is the first one, but they kept it in place.
Ah. So, in the Maldives, no tobacco after a certain time, generational tobacco. The Maldives? No, Maldives.
Maldives. That's the cool place where they have the places over the water you can go to. Well, I'm not going. Why, you can smoke there.
Oh. Well, no. I'm not giving them my money. Oh.
Yeah. You're not going to support the tobacco places that are still there before they get shut down? Can't Iran attack that spot? I don't think they would.
I don't think they would. Why wouldn't they? Everybody goes there for vacation, even the Iranians. Not Americans.
Even the Iranians? I hear the Ayatollah loves it there. The new Ayatollah or the old Ayatollah? Both.
Well, the old Ayatollah is dead. Well, right, but he took his son there when he was younger, so it's his fond memories of his father there. Got it. Makes sense.
Yeah, they used to make water castles. Right, water castles. Perfect. UK is close to becoming one of the few countries to implement a permanent generational ban on tobacco and vaping targeting anyone born after 2008.
I mean, there's so many more important things to address. Yeah. Like, what are we doing? I don't know.
It sounds like somebody's got too much free time. Yeah. Wow, they're about to attack California. Why has everybody got free time?
Well, they're not. This is the UK. They're not attacking California. It's not the UK's problem.
Yeah, they have to get through us to get to them. I mean, if they're coming from that side. Yeah. Ridiculous.
Coming from the West Coast, they got to get all the way across America and keep going. They don't know if they would have just turned left, they would have been there already. Right. We only have the one map.
I still think it's kind of odd that this straight is shut down. Straight of Hormuz? Yeah. Well, apparently it runs along the edge of Iran, I believe.
Yeah. So point to everything that way. You can't just, you know... It's not that big.
Yeah, but you can't just gun down the coast? Just run down to like a drive-by shooting as the boat goes down, and we're open! I guess they could. Well, what they're doing is they're taking out, not our ships, they're taking out our allies' ships, but our allies don't want to get involved in the whole war thing.
So they just let them attack it? Yeah, that's basically what's happening. When you look this up after the show, I'm sure you'll look it all up. I'm not going to, I just trust you.
Oh, well, yeah, that's what's going on. Ah, they're just letting them be attacked. Yeah. I don't know, Israel is shooting missiles.
Yeah. They have the laser that shoots missiles out of the sky. I'm very excited about the laser. I like the laser, it's pretty cool.
Why don't they just take the laser and cut the whole area up? I don't know. Cut the whole area up? I ran.
With like a poop knife? Yeah, there you go. Like a poop knife. Like one big poop knife.
Like one big. What is it? It's a large silicone and it's heading this way. It looks dishwasher safe.
A dishwasher safe knife. Your microphone's doing it again. Is it? How bad is it?
All right, well, can you say that again? Is it that bad? Yeah. You put your leg up, you move the microphone.
Yeah, but this shouldn't be happening. Well, no, but you'd better... I'll turn it off and turn it back on. 49 minutes.
Alright, we have another updated story. The South Dakota bill that would allow for new cigar bars in the state has cleared its first hurdle. Oh. On Monday, March 9th, the South Dakota Senate passed the bill 28 to 6, with one person didn't show up for the meeting.
Sick? What? Were they sick? no they just didn't want to be on uh on record of uh supporting or non-supporting gotcha is the mic working now yeah you're good okay and now heads to the governor larry rodin rodin rodin to be signed into law okay i know what's going on it's just a bill yeah okay we covered this story either earlier in the week or last week this is the bill that says they can have um what There's this one.
Allow for new cigar bars. Oh, okay. Okay, originally it was like one every 2,500 people or whatever the hell it was. Right.
Well, they dropped that out. Oh, that's good. Yes. So now it has passed, it has cleared the first hurdle, the Dakota Senate passed it 28 to 6.
So now all they need now is for the governor to sign it into law. Oh, I thought that was happening in Maryland. There's several things going on in the world, Michael, not just in one place. Okay.
But we covered this on a previous show. Did we? Yes. Because I thought the $2,500 thing was Maryland.
Doesn't mean they didn't do it too. I don't feel like you covered this one. Yes, we did. The day before yesterday, I believe, to be exact.
Yeah. This is the one that gets more things. David Morris, I want you to verify that for me. The story was originally published on February 6, 2026.
So maybe it was last month. Okay. But we did cover it. South Dakota House State Affairs Committee approved by a vote of 11 to 1, meaning the bill moves consideration to the full House representatives, which they already passed.
So now they're just waiting on the governor. Okay. Well that's good. So progress in some places and we're going backwards in the UK.
Right. Is that what's happening here? Yes, America good, other countries bad. Right.
Yes. That's the way we're going right now. America. That's why everybody's attacking us.
Because we allow smokers everywhere. They're threatening to attack us. Well they attacked our bases. Right.
But still us. Okay. I'll give you that. All right.
Now consumers in Utah. Yeah. One step closer to being able to buy online. Yay.
So this is from March 11th. Or this was yesterday. Last week, the Utah Senate voted 27-0 with two abstaining to pass the law that lets people buy stuff online. Okay.
Iran's here. So now we're just waiting. Iran just pulled up. I just pulled up.
Now we're waiting on Governor Spencer Cox to sign this one. I'm going to sign this one and then we can sell cigars online. Yay. Governor who?
Governor Cox. I was on VOTL last night. You were on what? Veterans of the Leaf.
It was like a little hearf thing. Nice. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So you don't announce these things beforehand anymore?
I forgot about it. What, they call you at the last minute? No, I booked it like eight months ago. Oh.
Yeah. You know, if you put it on a little calendar thing. It was, it showed up. Oh.
I was like, oh, there it is. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, it was a good conversation.
I had a good time. How many were there? About 12 or 13 guys. Oh, yeah.
21? 21 for you? 21 live viewers. Oh, look at you.
Biggest error ahead. Biggest error ahead? You're a big deal. That's what they kept saying.
Okay. Newman? All right, so this past 66 to 1, eight people didn't vote. Why?
They don't like buying cigars online. They find cigars online. They're like, we're not doing this? Right.
I'm going to get lunch. I'm going to get lunch. How do you not vote? You're not there?
Like, that's the guy I find. A lot of these guys, I don't think, show up regularly. It's not like they just abstain from this one. They're like, I've got cards tonight over at the Johnson's house.
I'm not going. Cards over the Johnson's? I mean, that's obnoxious. You have one job.
Vote. Yeah, show up for the votes. Right. You always hear about this during re-election times, they'll go, So, well, Mike Stubbackewicz didn't show up 17 times for votes, he missed them.
Right. Had to get a sandwich. And Phil McGuffey showed up every time but one, so... Right.
I'm better. Right. He's definitely superior. Well...
However, his... Because he has a bet with somebody that if he shows up for less than one... Yeah, what's the over-under. Right, what's the over-under.
And he picked one, so he has to go to the left. Where's the line at? Okay. Okay.
Currently, Utah and Hawaii are the only two states that ban the shipment of cigars to consumers in the state. So Utah's about to change. It's going to be Hawaii all by themselves. Die!
Very exciting. Die? Die? What are you gonna die for?
I have no idea. When I hear Hawaii, I say die. Very angry. I don't know why.
Interesting. When I hear Hawaii, I say die. When I hear Hawaii, I say die. Yeah, why are you?
Look, they banned smoking sales. Smoking sales? No, you can sell stuff there, just we can't sell stuff there. Yeah, that's bad.
That's pretty high tax in Hawaii. It's one out of 50, I think we're okay. Yeah, it's the Rocks and Oprah's. Yeah, and the Rock and Oprah own everything there now.
Private Island. 'Cause they burned everything up and then bought it out of the deal. Oh, I thought Oprah owned the Bahamas. She burned everything up and bought it.
She might own the Bahamas too, who knows. Yeah, it's all, it's the United States of Oprah. She likes islands. She's an island collector.
Hey, and she does that fake little island accent, nobody can talk. Come with me, man. Come with me, man. Come with me, man.
Come to Hawaii, see my island. Okay. All right. The Blood Medicine B Positive gets three new Vitoas.
So they already made the cigar. They're like, you know what we need? We need three more different cigars. Yeah.
Well, this was a limited run, I think, last year. Yeah. And I think maybe that would explain why we only got one size last year. So now they're expanding into three different sizes.
Right. Let's read on. You know what the three sizes are? Robusto, Toro, Corona Gorda.
So last year was a 6x52 Toro, standard Toro size, nothing unusual, this is what we're doing, guys. Pick a new one. Now it is the 5x52, they're not giving it a name, that's the Blood Medicine B+LE for 2026. Okay.
5x56, they're not giving these weird names. Oh, very unusual. Alright. And then the third size, who would like to guess?
60. Yeah, 660. 6x54. Oh.
Really? Interesting. Good. Slightly bigger Toro.
Yes. Okay. Each Vitolo is limited to 800. I think those were just the defective ones from the first one.
What do we do with these 6x54s? These are too big. Who screwed up now? New cigar.
Conrad. We'll release them next year. So they're made 800 boxes of each size, and they're going to ship them later this month. This month, like the original blood medicine, it's made at Aradio Pichardo's Takanitsa factory.
Pichardo. Okay. The name, oh wait, the factory was originally called the Di Hatui Tobacco's SA last year. Yeah, until what's-his-name got out of it.
Alright, it's time for the industry's favorite game, What's the Score? I understand the Ayatollah loves his game. Don't help him this time. The Ayatollah?
The Ayatollah loves his game. The new one or the old one? Both. They played against each other.
Now he's looking for somebody else to play against. Yeah, that's why he wanted to take over the regime and then... Right, his dad kept winning. You know what, Dad, you should do?
Have a meeting with all your friends. Someone better step up and play or I'll put all these wooden planes everywhere. These wooden planes. Alright, it's Cigars from March 11, 2026.
Charlie Monado, Cigars, Dominican Republic, Reviews, Tradecraft, the Vitruvian, Vitruvian. Oh, that's not what you said last time, you were like, Vitruvian, that's how you did it. Is this, did we do the cigar? Uh, we talked about it when it was, when they released it.
Right, this is a new, uh, new review, Vitruvian, Vitruvian. Okay, that's it? Yeah, I said the name of the cigar, I mean, now it's up to you guys. All right, you go first, you went, I went first last time.
85. 87. Let's see, it's the Dominican Republic Cigar, the Tabla Calera, William Ventura, trying to recoup his losses still. Still.
Ecuador, Wrappers, Ecuador, Connecticut Seed, Binders, Ecuador, Sumatra Seed, completely different seed, it's the other one. Right. Filler, Dominican Republic, Corojo, Seco, and Criolo, 98 Seco, Ecuadorian, Puntayo? P-U-N-T-I-A-O?
Puntayo! Puntao. Puntao Vizo. Puntao.
And Nicaraguan Jalapa. Length is 6x50. It's round. They smoked.
Three. Oops. That's for air over there. Phil.
Phil. Yeah, sorry. 85. Yeah, let's get it together.
Stay in 85. I'm trying. 87. It's been a bad day.
Clue number one. Attractive wrapper with a light mustard color. Mustard Color, Smooth Texture and Noticeable Sheen, and a Very Clean Vein Structure. 85.
86. Oddly enough, that's how Phil likes his penis. Veiny? Well, Mustard Color, Smooth Texture.
Yeah. Veiny. Very clean. Right, Phil?
Right, Phil? I can't engage. Clue number two, complex aromas and flavors, including black tea, sweet fruit notes, wood, leather, and occasional creaminess that adds depth. Again, how he likes it.
So you're going to rank this higher then? Phil? Your microphone's doing that again. I think now he's just saying it.
Seriously? No. 85. I don't like you.
See, I started this podcast saying nice things about you, and now here I am. You were getting on me about penises or whatever. What? I don't know.
Technically, I was. Yeah. Whatever. You two are collaborating against me.
Wow. 86. Alright, third clue. This cigar is complete shit.
Flavor consistency can be uneven at times, with some puffs becoming dry, harsh, or developing metallic notes. Bill? 85. 84.
Final thought. When I first started smoking cigars, I found a lot more cigars that tasted like these three Vitruvians. While I'm sure most of these cigars exist these days, I rarely experience them. Plain and simple, the flavor profile is just not up to the standards of the modern cigar market.
Even at its best, it needed more flavors, but most of the time it was too dry and too harsh. Phil? Phil? 75.
Damn. Yeah, no shit. 76. he went the right way i know 82 was it really an 80 yeah he said it didn't even taste good at all it's like a shrimp lo mein tank thanks for making that easy for me wow first moving forward i was gonna go 81 but he got a racist comment in i didn't think he was gonna do it yeah yeah he's capable of sliding charlie yeah there was charlie if it was uh brooks or somebody would not have I would've talked about Cocoa Nims.
But you went with the Shrimp Lomaine with the Asian man. Is he Asian? Great, now I'm the racer. All right, where are we gonna be?
On Friday and Saturday, the 27th and 28th of March, we're going to be at Humano Refined Cigars and Bo Weevil Cigars in two different places in Alabama. Dothan and Enterprise, I believe. Okay. And?
Saturday's 1:00 to 4:00, Friday is 5:00 till 10:00, I believe. Ooh, maybe it's 5:00 to 8:00, I don't know. It does start at 5:00. All right.
So it's Friday to Saturday. Friday and Saturday. All right. Make sure you like and subscribe wherever you're viewing or listening.
Do you have any podcasts or virtual hearfs or car washes or? Standing on the corner with a sign. Any of that coming up anytime soon? But I am going to eat someone's waffle at a Waffle House right after this.
Oh, just ask for a bite. Yeah. And then I'm going to start handling divorces at Chuck E. Cheese.
Oh, nice. Yeah. There's one by your house. Yeah.
Oh, is that one still open? Yeah. Is it? All right, guys.
This has been episode 486. Thank you very much. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Bye. Bye-bye.
Show Notes
On today’s show Chucky Cheese now handles divorces, FBI warns of a drone attack. Waffle House doesn’t advise Sharing your waffle. We have the location of the crashed Satellite and then in cigars some updated stories a new cigar and then finally a what’s the score