ACHP Episode 490 Mexico Canal, Holy Diet Water and Cigar Portal
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I booked my own guest for the
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But they can't do this without
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Stefan Kevitch.
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There he is on today's show.
How do you say Mexican canal in
Spanish?
God hates fat people.
Canada isn't even made of bacon.
Wow.
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Oh, is that oh, a late entry
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He is 60 episodes behind.
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The voices, the sounds, yeah.
He's like, what the hell
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No.
Yeah, 60 episodes.
He was on 460.
Yeah, so.
Just ridiculous.
He's to be like 260 shows behind
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Oh, probably more than that.
Five shows a week. 5 * 52.
OK.
Is that 260?
Yeah.
It wouldn't be around that,
wouldn't it?
All right, we we done, we on
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On with the news.
Mexico has officially launched
one of its most ambitious
infrastructures possible.
They are starting their own
enter.
How do they say they enter
oceanic corridor of the itmos of
the Hunapec?
Oh yeah, I'm sure I'm saying to
her.
Like the Strait of Hormuz, they
saw that there this is a thing.
Yeah, this is a way.
Now we go, well, actually this
would be a workaround for the
Panama Canal if that closes too,
because that's the close one.
Oh, so they're trying to have
their own?
Right.
So before you get to the Panama
Canal, you run into this place.
It connects to Pacific Ocean and
the Gulf of Mexico by train.
Oh.
So they're building new ports on
either end.
It's the skinny part of Mexico
at the bottom right.
They're building a brand New
Port on top and bottom and a
railway that runs from 1:00 to
the other.
It's a little place.
It goes top to bottom, so you
bring your boat to the bottom,
you put it on the train, the
train takes it apart, puts it on
a different boat on the other
side, and then you bypass the
canal.
So you unload the cargo.
Yes.
That sounds.
Well, you unload the container.
You're not like taking every
single box out.
You unload the container, put it
on the train, train takes it, N
gets on, a different boat brings
it around.
That sounds counterproductive.
Well, it's faster technically
then because like if OK, I know
I don't have a map here, but
then there's a map right here.
You stop here, OK, The canal is
over here.
So otherwise you would have to
go around Mexico up to the canal
and back in right?
It's a skinny part.
It's just it's not even a day to
get up there by train.
Why don't I just build?
The gigantic trench.
I imagine that's a lot more work
than a train track.
I mean, if they're trying to cut
through.
The trains, if they did that,
the little piece in the end
would float away.
The little what?
The little piece in the end, you
just put the road up.
Yeah, you just put the canal up
through the middle.
It made a new waterway, that
little piece just going to float
away.
I don't think it works.
That way doesn't.
The cartoon so they.
Put another they put the boat on
the train.
I'm not understanding.
No, they.
Unload the boat and then they
put all the the cargo on the
train.
Oh, to.
Meet over in the other canal to
meet the.
Other boat, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
A new boat so I need.
Two boats?
Yeah, I need 2 boats.
Well, there.
Will be boat stationed there.
All they do is take from there
to America.
Yeah, right.
I understand where they're
getting this concept, I just
think they're doing it wrong.
This is because of the whole oil
situation and then the country
that put the the pipeline.
I think it's four years ago they
thought of an idea how to make
money and you pay them instead
of paying Panama.
Yeah, I don't.
Think, I think that this has
been in the works for a while.
It's just come to light, right
they.
Figured out completely how to do
it engineering wise.
A trade so the.
Cargo ship arrives at the port
of Salina, unload the containers
and then they're transported by
modern rail.
Make sure you say modern because
it's, you know, fast.
Or is this for the World Cup?
No.
What are they going to soccer
balls?
Just for soccer balls?
No.
Maybe.
I don't like.
Being able not to see him.
So when you say somebody's
stupid, I like to see his face.
Yeah.
And then he gets off at the port
of of Veracruz on the Gulf side
and vice versa.
It goes back and forth you.
See, the problem was, you told
me it was his show in the
beginning of this whole thing.
Yeah, now he's running with it.
Everybody's no different than.
Anything else people have?
Run into me and say that it's
his show.
I'm like.
OK, I don't.
Correct them so it.
Cuts off thousands of miles
through the Panama Canal.
See the.
Diabolical plan here should be
to eventually fade away and just
disappear and then someone else
would be in the seat.
How would?
That be possible, we need you
for the videos.
Yeah, that's it.
Who's fading?
Away.
You're fading away.
Yeah, it's or my fading away.
It's your show.
I mean technically.
You are.
Fading away.
So I'm confused.
Did I say it on the last one?
No, because it was a secret 1.
You said we couldn't watch it,
so maybe you did.
Oh, the V.
OTL or the one before that?
Maybe you said I thought I.
Thought you said that.
I said a bunch of really nice
things about you.
Oh, for.
That one you did?
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
See how short?
Short.
Memory you have, I say.
Nice things about you on every
show as you.
Should.
I'm a nice guy, I do nice things
for you all the time.
This is a good conversation.
Well, I'm.
Trying to get past it as you get
to the next one while you were
supposed to be filling Mexico.
Doesn't want to dig a trench.
You think they'd be good at just
digging a whole big hole?
Like a big wow?
I'm glad it wasn't me or Paul
wasn't.
One of us Mexicans are good
diggers, huh?
Yeah, have you heard of El
Chapo?
Yeah, it's your dog.
Yeah.
Yeah, they dug a whole big thing
to get him out of prison.
Yeah, but I don't think a boat
would fit in that.
I bet.
You if he needed it, there would
have been a if he needed.
A boat that.
Guy had enough weight where he
could have done whatever he
wanted, right?
I'm going to have a boat come
get me.
You're in the desert.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah.
And I have money, then put some
wheels on the boat.
Must I think of everything it
need?
The guy that burned millions of
dollars to keep his daughter
warm one night?
Or thousands of dollars.
So much cash.
I thought that was.
No, that was.
The one before Pablo Escobar.
Didn't he do that?
Oh yeah, Pablo Escobar.
That's right, that guy was next
level, right?
Who's the?
New one because they killed the
other guy a couple of weeks ago,
El.
Mercia Largo.
Yeah.
Mercia Largo, the one named
after the cigar.
El Merchete.
El Machete?
I don't know.
The new one, they haven't
announced them.
It's probably smart.
Probably.
In a meeting with like the other
people.
Yeah, he's probably in that
building we started.
Focusing We couldn't use our
counterterrorism units in Mexico
anymore.
We've been focusing on Iran, on
the.
On the war, we're not having too
much.
On the war, we're not.
It sounds like we're having a
war.
Well, he.
Said during his election there
would not be any wars, that's
what.
He said in the election, yes,
that.
Was one of his promises OK, but.
Like, listen, you know, I'm not
pro or a con or, you know, oh.
No, we just talking.
Let me make this perfectly
clear.
But like, if you pull up and
supposedly if they're really
close to nuclear missiles, like
what are you supposed to do?
All right, that's fine.
Is that the?
Reason we I don't.
Know we're fighting I don't have
no idea and and you know it
would be awesome if if the
politicians of the United States
were clear as to why they were
doing things but that's the word
around the campfire like they
were laughing and saying that
they were you know less than 11
months away or something like
that from missiles or something
well that's.
Do.
But you don't tell us
beforehand, I'd say.
All right.
Perfect.
No problem, right?
Ha.
Ha, we're almost there.
And then you're not going to be
able to stop us.
Death to America.
Death to America.
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sorry.
Whoosh.
Yeah.
Like, oh, better act now, right?
Israel, shoot some of your laser
beams at them.
Israel.
All right, a pastor was caught
selling Miracle Diet water.
Really.
Yes.
Sounds legit, why was he?
Caught it was a.
Female sound like it was open.
Church members down $400.00 but
they did not lose a pound.
Yeah.
Up £400.
Pastor Cynthia Pruitt, 52, of
the Harvest of Blessings
Community Church, facing fraud
charges after investigators say
she sold over 600 cases.
Wow.
Was she on TikTok?
No.
Of what she called divinely
infused metabolic water sounds.
Amazing.
There's a book.
Coming out, you'll you'll like
this?
Yeah.
Is it?
Called Eat Less, Move More, you
could read the book.
The.
Congregation members were
promised the product would cause
supernatural weight loss.
Nice.
So they did a evaluation of the
water.
Yeah, it was from a hose out
behind her house.
Yes, and it had.
How do you.
How do?
You protect that because they.
Know that How do you know that
it?
Was out of the hose from her
house.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe they took a sample and
compared them.
The hose has a DNA.
I'm not understand components.
There, you know, I mean, there's
probably specific levels of
plastic.
To start with or whatever hoses
are made of, yeah.
Also, what a.
Hose are the what's that stuff?
Called that everywhere.
Everywhere is up in arms, so
they start.
What calcium?
Who?
Calcium No.
Protein.
I'm sure you could do that too.
The plastics from the bottle,
there's stuff that we.
Put in the water.
Someone's yelling on the other
podcast right now to All right,
that's it.
Thank you for a teeth to stay
whiter and stuff.
But do they still put flora in
the water in places?
Yeah, of course I know.
I mean, I know they did when I
was a kid.
They still do.
They started removing it in
specific places and people were
outraged.
Oh yeah, they.
Also put brown chunks in some of
the water.
Do they?
Intentionally put brown chunks
in the water when you.
Wash the poop knife in the wrong
place.
Yeah, it's.
When you wash the poop knife in
the dishwasher.
Right.
Exactly right.
A 32 ounce bottle with the cross
and flame logo on it.
A living A label listing
ingredients as living water,
holy intentions and trace
minerals of faith.
A recommended dosage was 3
bottles per day for maximum
spiritual metabolism.
OK pamphlet title.
What God removes in the spirit,
the body will follow as a sales
brochure.
Investigators say the water was
traced to a garden hose
connected to her rental property
in Tuscaloosa, AL Rental.
Property Lab.
Analysis confirmed the bottles
contain tap water, a dissolved
B12 gummy and as a technician
described as a concerning amount
of glitter.
Nice, so we're shitting
sparkles.
And these people bought this and
drink.
I love it.
Look shake it Up.
It's very pretty.
Yeah.
What type of what church was
this?
What type of church was it I.
Said the name of the church
earlier.
Did he?
Non denominational church is it?
Non denominational, so they wore
the white robes and they had the
red solo cups.
No, no, that's a different
religion, OK.
So.
Of the Harvest Blessings
Community Church.
Nice.
The harvest blessings.
I mean, she's not wrong.
Drink more water to help lose
weight.
Yeah, I.
Mean yeah, I think, I think a
lot of her stuff is really not
false advertisement.
The B. 12 I get that the
glitter.
I have questions but.
The glitter where you draw the
line.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I think.
The glitter was just to get them
to buy it 0.
Calories.
Well, that's to.
Make it look, you know, magical.
Yeah, like.
Oh, look at the light.
How much is the bottles?
I don't know, did they say each
bottle was they spent over 4?
She sold over $400.00 worth.
That's it, yeah. 600 cases of
what she called the violin fused
water.
Let's see, we're looking for a
single price per bottle you
said. 600 cases 6. 100 cases,
$400.
That's it.
Yes, well, she got.
Caught.
I don't think she did a lot.
Like a lot.
Of work 6. 100 cases for $400.
Well, that's, you know, after
expenses, This lady glitter.
And we're going after this
person, this.
Lady seems like hard times.
There's definitely hard times in
her life I got.
News for you, just scroll on
TikTok for about 10 seconds and
there's going to be some type of
sinus thing that you can get
some type of ear thing that you
can get some type of hair thing.
Like there's a bajillion things,
miracle anti aging, like all of
this.
It's all a lot of it.
Not all of it, but a lot of it's
just complete horseshit, right?
Are we going after those people
too?
Because I want more than the
$400.00 person that put some
glitter in water.
At that point, you know, she.
Must have sold it to like some
high official in Tuscaloosa 40.
Seven women paid 400-0747.
Women paid $400 each.
OK, get your Abacus.
Was that?
16,000 Get your Abacus. 18818
thousand $800.
All right, so she still didn't
make 20GS.
Yeah, like.
At 18, that's $18,800.
We're going out to this person,
right?
Because 47 people are what do
you want to guarded?
You want to.
Just let her go until she gets
to 20.
Why was it only when it's not
like?
The water, it would have
stopped.
Look, I don't know, God Bless
America.
If you're going to be an idiot
and spend the the money, then,
well, that that's on you.
Like, yeah.
This is America, land of the
free, like you thought.
That's like snake oil, you know
what I mean?
Well, you're not allowed to do
that anymore either.
Oh yeah, that's instead.
There's other things, I'm sure
there's.
Tons of stuff out there.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
Like.
Like.
Cold plunges and eating boxes of
oh, you're going to.
Attack.
He's attacking.
To see how he is.
I'm just giving I'm.
Giving other examples.
Cold plunges are effective, OK.
You just said drinking a lot of
water would be too.
It would.
Be so unless.
The glitter's adding weight to
them.
It's it's healthy water.
Oh, they're.
Eating food, a lot of food
still.
I'm sure they're having a
caloric surplus.
Yeah, I would.
Imagine I'm telling you to.
Start with, I'm sure. 40 of
these women were still pounding,
you know, McDonald's it's.
OK, if I eat this bag of
doughnuts because I'm drinking
God water, right?
Right.
I don't know why we're knocking
the hustle here.
Right, that's all.
I'm saying because she's.
Making claims that it it's not
what it is, it's not special
water.
She got it out of a hose out
behind her house.
It is.
Special.
She would have said hose water
that I blessed personally she.
Could have said, you know what I
mean?
Let me ask you a question.
Why, You ever seen water with
glitter in it?
Not that I it's special.
It's.
Special.
Yeah, it's.
Special.
Well, there's certain glitter
you can eat and certain glitter
you can't too.
That sounds.
Like I'm hoping that it's the
consumable you would think.
So did we test?
The glitter I don't.
Know he said an alarming amount,
so that doesn't mean it's
healthy or unhealthy, just
maybe.
Maybe surprised.
That maybe she.
Worked at a strip club and she,
you know, put her finger in the
twirl up the B12 and I don't
know.
In the B12 gummy, yeah.
We're getting the authorities
involved.
At this point I'm like, why
don't we just get the 47 people
together and say hey.
No, last time that happened.
You're idiots.
Yeah.
Last time that happened, boom.
That was 49.
Oh, 40.
Nine, sorry you're really.
You're hell bent on that, he.
Loves that that meeting that's
like the one little piece he
stores in his head.
Bring it out as much as
possible.
Meeting of the minds, let me go.
And then I can talk about the
meeting self.
Preservation King.
Yeah, we'll not meet.
With 48 other people in a single
room, right?
Right now he won't.
Why was?
It only women.
What's that?
Why was it?
Only women that bought this.
Because it's probably her squad
of ladies that'll listen.
Might have been the.
Choir or something?
Oh, the one.
That she's trying to sell the
rainbow vacuum to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, same ones.
The rainbow.
Vacuum with the water.
You can make payments, right?
Just buy it here for $9000.
A big payment for over 30 years,
I know.
I know somebody that had the
rainbow vacuum.
I was like payments.
Nice.
Did you have the rainbow vacuum?
I'm not familiar.
With what that is, it's like.
Kirby.
It's like a no I never bought.
A vacuum.
I had to make payments on it.
The vacuum.
But it doesn't use a filter
whatever use like water or
whatever and you had to and then
like when you plug it into
charge, it would make different
colors.
Yeah, like a little spray comes
out of there.
It's.
Like a diffuser with a hose hook
to it.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's wild.
Nice.
Well.
I bet you, I bet you some of our
listeners have had the rainbow
vacuum.
I'm sure they.
Have some of you?
Yeah.
If you've had the rainbow
vacuum, please comment on
today's episode.
Yeah, you know what?
For show purposes, I had the
head of.
John Mcavig, you did?
Yeah.
I had one.
You took it?
No, but I didn't take it.
Yeah, my ex-wife took it.
Yeah.
Oh, and then when we got
divorced, I made her take it out
of divorce because I was like, I
do not want this thing.
She should have.
Taken it.
I mean, if she wanted it, you
should have made it.
That's mine.
Did you have?
To keep making payments?
No.
No.
She took the debt she took.
The oh, she got the debt.
Oh, and the vacuum, Yeah, should
have just taken the vacuum.
I mean it's.
Cool looking vacuum.
I could see how people could get
it.
Take the.
Cord.
You know what?
I want The cord it was.
The worst sales pitch I've ever
seen in my life.
Yeah, but people drink the
Kool-aid like I'm watching, like
people drink.
The Holy Water 4.
People sitting on the couch
looking at the salesperson and
they're believing them.
All you need is get one to pop
off.
The other three are bought too.
That's.
Right.
Yeah, that's it.
The conference, Sally.
Got one?
Yeah, I need the rainbow.
I need one too.
I don't want to.
Be the one in the neighborhood
without it, yeah.
Like we all have the rainbow
except for you, Fred.
Hey.
You know what?
If you buy this rainbow vacuum
today, you get these three
diffusers for free.
Yeah.
Oh.
What?
Yeah, they're.
Valued at like $500, it's the
deal.
Today.
Yeah.
Today's the deal.
You got rolled, son.
I love that.
I love it.
No rainbow vacuum?
Nope.
Have you ever bought?
Anything I'm going to find a.
Used one for you and buy it
Palmer.
They're expensive, even.
Used, yeah, but you can get one
on eBay.
Partially warm.
Partially.
Rainbowed.
Yeah, see what they're going for
on eBay, Palmer.
Have you ever bought anything
from from a door to door
salesman?
No.
Yes, you.
Have No, I haven't come on not.
One thing.
Unless you count like a kid
selling candy bars for school or
something.
I'm a sucker for that.
Well, it's.
Candy.
I'm a sucker for that candy.
No, it doesn't even matter.
Yeah.
Do you only buy them on Sundays?
Only on.
Sundays there you.
Go Here's a Rainbow E2 available
on eBay for 275.
Oh great, he has a company
credit card action.
Here's one for $94. 94 Still we
should get it for the room they
only.
Give you a good deal we don't.
Clean this place up.
No freaking.
Out 290. 9.
He doesn't clean this place.
Either.
Apparently Greg found that out
yesterday.
All right, we're going to move
on now.
You keep looking up your rainbow
Van 6. 100 on eBay I saw one for
6/6. $100, aren't they?
Like 900 weren't they were like
$900.
No dude, they're like $5000.
Really.
Yeah, I don't know.
This show brought you by Rainbow
vacuum.
No, it's not.
It's not buy one for you.
No, it's.
Not soon as a free one this.
Is a free one.
We need one for the show for.
The diffusers my wife left me,
she took the rainbow vacuum and
never things have not been the
same the house.
Has never been clean or smelled.
Yeah.
Oh, I.
Had a floor.
Oh, he's so upset.
Does she still have it Boots?
Oh, I.
Have no idea.
You don't.
You don't talk to that.
I literally.
Brought it to the lawyer's
office.
Did.
You really?
Yeah, I was.
Like here, this is hers, She
agreed.
Do you still?
Have some some type of
correspondence with her.
Yeah, I have child with her.
OK, so.
Like oh, exactly.
Well, we didn't know which one
it was.
Yeah, Sophia.
'S mom OK, so.
Like next time we talk to her
like at random, I want you to
pull it out of left field.
Hey, by any chance you still
have that rainbow value I'm
sure.
It's a super sore subject.
She had to pay out and yeah, I
got three more payments at us
all.
I want you.
I want you to drop that bomb
well, because.
She was like, there was like a,
so we were selling, we had to
sell the house and you know, of
course in the divorce they're
like, oh, you know, you guys
have to have the profit, you
know, from the sale.
And I said, no, I, I don't want
that.
And they're like, well, my
lawyers like, well, why not?
I said here, I'll make a deal.
She could have the whole profit,
but she has to take all the debt
from us.
Nice.
And they were like, that's a
good deal.
Yeah, They're like for you.
So she looked at her lawyers.
She goes, would you take that
deal?
He goes, hell yes.
Now, he didn't know the value of
the house and he didn't know how
much debt there was, right.
She ended up having to pay like
once she paid off with the
profit, she had to pay like
another $20,000 in debt.
So you.
Rolled your ex-wife?
Yeah, nice.
Yes, she's my ex.
Nice.
She's no longer on your side.
No.
She's on the, not on my team.
She's on the.
Other side of the table.
Yeah, I want you to manage that
right.
You got to update us, our
viewers and our listeners want
to know what the response was,
if she still has a rainbow
vacuum and if it's still in use.
Create issues.
Then she'll be like, oh, you
want to go back to court?
It's been too long.
You haven't been.
Divorced yet, Mikey, You.
You don't know.
Well, not yet, but you know what
I mean.
Like I don't.
I don't talk to anybody, yeah.
If you talk to them, it's
nothing but a fight.
We're not.
I did, offhanded, make a comment
to Jake's mother yesterday, the
day before, in a text message.
Yeah, yeah, I got shit back.
So.
Well, that was a fucking
mistake.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Excuse the.
Language.
Well, what are you doing?
And it won't even mean comments.
She's got to pick.
The right up the first time
around I'm sorry I'm sorry for
both of you Oh well we're.
Not I was lucky.
You, Michael.
I get it.
I get it.
Well, hey, what's she?
Doing today, she's gallivanting
when you have all the children.
She's probably getting her nails
and she's doing mom stuff the
squad.
Wanted to come to the shop.
Yeah, good for.
Them good.
I like seeing the kids, Yeah.
I like helping my wife.
OK, a problem with that?
No, it's probably.
Why?
I'm married the one time.
You know what I'm saying, OK.
Doing a great job 2XL on the
weasel you want to throw.
Jabs jab.
You want to throw jabs.
Are we ready for the next story?
I.
Don't know, I feel good about
rainbow vacuum conversations and
the fact that you guys have been
married 75,000 times, well I
feel.
Like the conversation goes
sideways, Palmer keeps going.
So why don't we just move on to
the?
Next and a Florida woman calls
911 over Canadian bacon.
That you're right, she's right.
That's that's an atrocity.
It's not even real bacon.
It's ham.
It's a circle ham.
Well, Florida.
Woman is facing charges after
police say she called 911 from
inside a grocery store to report
what she believed was an
international breakfast fraud.
She's not lying.
She's right.
There I get it reported.
Authorities in Tampa Bay, the
woman dialed emergency services
after spotting a package labeled
Canadian bacon in the
refrigerated meat section.
He believed the entire label was
a scam.
Dispatch records show the woman
told the operator the store was
selling fake bacon and
misleading customers.
Either I agree.
I agree with this lady.
We went after the glitter water.
Let's go after the Canadian
bacon too.
But.
But I but I feel this lady
really thought it was bacon.
Oh, she of course she was
outraged and insane.
Yeah, she was.
Outraged, she screamed.
Canada doesn't even have bacon.
This is clearly false
advertising.
Canada.
Doesn't even have bacon.
Yes, boys.
At the grocery store told
officers the woman had been
standing in the meat aisle
arguing loudly with staff, and
then she suddenly called 911.
Wait, somebody argued with her
over this?
Well, they're trying.
To calm her down, she's yelling
and screaming at the staff and
they're trying to go look ma'am,
this is just the ham that they
call This is Canadian version of
bacon if.
If I worked in a supermarket,
yes.
Let's just say Publix for
examples where shopping.
Is a pleasure.
Yep.
And somebody came up to me and
started yelling about how this
isn't real bacon.
I'd call the police because
she's psychotic.
Of course it's not real bacon.
Do you know a Canadian?
How?
How long have you been alive?
Well, she claimed it violated
international truth laws.
She's been watching too much
like Harry Potter.
Let me.
Ask something how many rainbow
vacuums you think she owns?
10.
Sparkle water.
She's.
Financed 9 or 10 of them?
Yeah, sure, she said.
If they had Canadian bacon then
Canada would have to be made of
pigs.
What?
It has to be made of pigs, yes.
I think she's taking them
literally, like they cut off a
piece of Canada and here it's
all I like this.
Girl, she is batshit crazy,
yeah.
The officers attempted to
explain Canadian bacon, that it
was just a style of cured pork
commonly sold United States, you
said.
Officers, yes, the.
Police, they called the police.
Did they stun him?
I hope they got the.
Manager.
The manager called the police,
You think?
They Taser.
Taser.
Taser Taser Taser.
Stop resisting.
There is no bacon in cans.
That's a fake.
Taser.
This is an American Taser, yeah.
Watch this Watch this Let's.
Get her out of here.
Get all.
American batteries right here.
So what is what is she facing?
You know what?
The pedal.
Is false call to a 911, so she
got.
She she went, she got arrested.
No, the they confiscated the she
got mad.
They didn't confiscate the bacon
as evident.
But no, the store did not press
charge assault on.
An officer at that point, right?
She was arrested for misuse of
the 911 system after
investigators determined there
was no emergency.
But the store didn't press
charges for anything she did
inside the store.
So the police are just getting
there for the fake call to 911,
right?
You said it was in Florida right
in.
Tampa, yeah.
It had to be at Publix.
All the best stories of Florida.
You think she was in Publix?
Yeah.
Tampa What other?
Grocery store chains is there
other than the fancy ones now.
I mean, Kroger's isn't around
here.
She was at Winn.
Dixie or something they're.
Not around.
Those are all these strikes.
Me as like winn-dixie?
No, there are.
Still some It does seem like a
Winn-dixie thing, that seems.
Like a winn-dixie thing.
Canadian bacon.
What's?
That does.
Does Publix have Canadian bacon?
Yeah.
Oh sure they do.
It's called ham.
I don't know.
But they got like the nice carts
and stuff, you know what I mean?
Like, you know, crazy people
don't go to Publix.
Yeah, they, you know, maybe out
front.
I'm.
Going to tell you.
Why don't you come to some of
the Publixes in Deltona?
Come check it out.
I'm not.
Going to, I like the.
Publixes in Deltona, what's
wrong with them?
Have you seen some of the people
that walk inside of there?
Crazy people.
Usually Walmart's the the lower
end of the no they.
Just walk in half naked at
Walmart.
Yeah.
A lot of fights on my on my
social media pages are inside
Walmart.
Are they?
Yeah, makes sense.
Tracks.
Tracks.
Yeah.
Not a lot of Target outrage.
We're just building homes inside
of Target, yeah.
Right.
You know.
No target is for like tents and
stuff.
That's for the single dads that
go find a single.
Mom, yeah, the higher end
customer, that's what.
Target is for Yeah.
Is that where you found Tia?
No, wait, people.
Go to Target to pick up other
single people.
Let's do that.
I'm sure.
We might have to cover that on
tomorrow's show.
I'll have to check that factory.
Yeah, I check that out, Target.
Is the new singles bar of target
is what you going to?
26, you guys go to target?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure we do when you go on.
A target.
What's the first thing you hit?
And I know it's not anything in
target other than one spot
first.
Thing you do, first thing you
hit.
Yeah, first thing you hit.
There's usually Starbucks there
it is.
What difference?
Am I?
So you hit.
That it's like the bar, right
and there's all the single moms
usually over there Oh I.
Just avoid that because there's
usually a huge line.
This is a terrible.
Strategy.
I haven't had Starbucks in
forever.
Well, probably for good reason.
And I got.
News for you.
I got news for you.
The last place I'm going to
order at Starbucks is at Target.
You don't want to know why it's
not available on the app.
I want the least amount of
interaction with people
possible.
Yeah, they.
Do you won't stand in the line
I'm hitting?
The button I'm getting the, the
coffee, I'm getting the hell
out.
It's on the counter.
I'm running fast so.
But we're guys like we don't
really shop at Target like
we're, yeah.
I'm not picking up chicks, I
shop at.
Target, if I there's something
there I need Yeah, we go to.
My wife isn't at Target.
Well, you're close.
Orange City doesn't.
Oh, they do have a Publix ask.
Jax about Target.
He's all about the cards.
I have the.
Choice of two Publixes, 2 Aldi's
and a Walmart.
All right, we.
Got to get off of this.
We're now we're now we're
learning about your shopping
experiences, but I, I just find
it interesting that you think
that Target is where you go to
pick up chicks, whatever.
Wouldn't that be the groceries
are please?
God, somebody comment on the
show.
Yeah.
And tell me that you go pick up
chicks.
They're going to.
Tell you that you last.
They're going to tell you that
you have an extra chromosome.
That's right.
All right.
Let's go.
You have a video of.
Course.
All right, let's have you.
Oh, you do have one.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I was told that I don't
ever have videos, so guess what?
All right, Day 2.
It's Wednesday.
It's day three, day three.
But thanks.
This is a short 1, but it is
directly related to the baseball
game that happened last night.
Oh yeah, the US of A had lost to
Venezuela.
Venezuela.
And this person was outraged.
Oh, there it is.
Was it?
Willie.
It was Willie.
Oh.
See, that was a good guess.
I haven't.
It hasn't come through yet.
It's not Willie.
It's not.
Willie, it is very.
Short He was very upset.
Yeah.
Was it just Senator Palmer?
So 4.
Hours in the.
Eminem thing so.
For our listeners who aren't
viewing us, it's a guy who is
upset about the end of ending
outcome of the baseball game and
he takes a drink and throws it
through his 18 screen TV that is
located in the garage and then
storms away from it.
So.
Didn't he punch it also?
It looked like and then he.
Punched it.
He punched.
It looked like he could have
been a baseball he threw.
It was.
It a drink maybe, I don't know,
it's.
Small so it's hard to tell, but
he.
Was not happy, no.
Maybe, maybe he was one of the
money makers he had bet he was.
Definitely, it was definitely a
money maker bet which we haven't
heard from as of late that maybe
they have you has money makers
disbanded?
No.
Still around?
No.
No, it's just.
Secretive now are you guys?
Out drive begging for cash at
this point.
Dr. Begging No.
Yeah, like hey, we're poor.
We need money for hey Few.
Dollars to make a bet, please,
Sir.
Few dollars to make a bet?
Yeah, well.
I can't view the video, it's a
screen recording.
I don't know.
You don't even know how to use
your phone but I.
Did hear what you said And I've
seen videos like that because
that's not, I mean, yeah, that
happened at that game, but that
happens on a lot of games, yeah.
When somebody takes the over,
yeah, And the game's done with
five points.
Yep.
The over was 5 1/2 was.
It I don't.
Know I don't gamble.
I don't know what the stuff was
on the baseball.
Yeah, I didn't.
I didn't bet on any of the WBC
stuff.
Later, Chris, Yeah.
Chris, our studio audience is
now left because of all the
bickering.
No, he still.
Has studio audience.
It was a.
Studio audience.
Oh yeah, we still have that
studio audience.
All right, Cinda Cigars.
Hoya de Nicaragua is bringing
the Cinco de Cinco Corona duble.
All right.
Into cigars, I thought we.
Were done.
You guys want to talk about the
nice cigar?
News, Yeah.
We're into cigars.
OK.
Do I need to read the title?
Yeah.
Hoya.
De Nicaragua Hoya de.
Nicaragua is bringing the Cinco
de Cinco Corona duble to the US.
Oh, I like the Cinco de Cincos,
you think?
Does Bread distribute that brand
exclusively or did you just have
some that for the when they
originally came out I.
Don't know what bread does I.
Don't know either.
All right, next month for the
first time, the Hoya de
Nicaragua Cinco de Cinco Corona
Duble will be available to
American retailers.
It's a 7 by 54 double Corona
vitola.
It's not new.
It was just sold over in crap.
We are now 20 internationally.
2020, yes, sorry.
Thank you for its 55th
anniversary, whoever that vitola
has been an international
exclusive, but now it's
available here.
Which is exciting terribly.
Exciting Cinco de Cinco Duble
will have an MSRP of Gentlemen
boots.
Phil. 18 bucks.
That's probably pretty accurate.
What do we call it 2021?
99 boom.
They will use the 2026 PCA
convention, a trade show which
takes place April 18th swing as
a place where you can get it.
It's the launch and then we'll
be shipping in right for the
trade show.
OK, apparently we're having some
box issues, so that's why our
product isn't here yet.
Ours, the drunk chicken cigars
is adding the mother Clucker
Maduro and living the dream
Connecticut.
Living the Dream Baby I like.
The mother Clucker Maduro, My
mother.
Clucker, Mother Clucker.
It's adding two new limited
edition blends to its lineup,
both new blends of existing
lines.
First is a Mother Clucker
Maduro, a 5 1/2 by 50 Robusto
extra vitola made with Mexican
Sanitary's wrapper ever in a
binder and filler grown in
Ecuador.
The new blend is aligned
extension to the original Mother
Cluckers, which is made with a
Habana wrapper over in
Ecuadorian fillers.
The second new release will be
Living the Dream, a 5 1/2 by 50
vitola that features a
Connecticut seed wrapper grown
in the US and Ecuadorian binder
and Dominican filler tobaccos.
Both the Mother Clucker and the
Living the Dream are being made
at an undisclosed factory in
Nicaragua.
Ecuadorian.
What?
I hate this.
I hate where we're going.
I hate the direction that this,
this industry is going.
It's Dominican, Dominican,
Dominican.
It's Nicaraguan.
Nicaraguan.
Nicaraguan.
Like, wouldn't Nicaraguan What?
No.
Specifics nobody knows well.
Somebody knows?
Nobody's telling anybody it's
Ecuadorian.
Ecuadorian.
What is it?
Ecuadorian.
Connecticut.
Is it Ecuadorian?
Habano, Ecuadorian.
Ecuadorian it's.
Ecuadorian.
Ecuadorian, yes.
What is that it's from?
Ecuador.
Yeah, yes.
What's it taste like?
Ecuador it tastes.
Ecuadorian.
Yes.
Yeah.
Is it sweet?
No, it tastes Ecuadorian.
So it's only if you consider
Ecuadorian sweet then I would
say yes it is sweet.
But if you don't consider
Ecuadorian, if you think it's
more bitter then it would, I
would say it was more bitter
than saying.
Ecuadorians are bitter.
Not only if you consider it
bitter.
I don't know your sweet to
bitter scale personally.
You don't know.
What it is?
No, I can't tell, Can't tell.
Yours.
Interesting, no?
Especially if it's a sundae
because you're eating a lot of
candy and then your sweetness
might be a little different that
day.
It's true.
It's very true.
Things would.
Be off, OK?
And I'm not telling you where
we're making it, but it is in a
country it's in.
It's in a place.
It's in a place.
Perfect.
Mother Clucker.
All right.
Who wants to guess the price?
Both regards the exact same
price, even though they're made
out of different tobaccos and
we're not telling you where they
are or where they're made
calling.
It an even $14.00. 12.
Oh, 13.
Oh boy, you went.
Oh, you said 14.
Oh, split the.
Baby split the baby.
All right, the mother, Clucker,
Maduro and Living the Dream will
be at the 2026 PCA Convention
and Trade Show.
When the dates.
What?
The dates for the image in a
trade show April. 18th through
20th.
There you go.
In New Orleans, boxers are
scheduled to start shipping in
May.
Yay.
Takes a long time to get them
from.
Well, we can't tell you where.
Yeah.
From the.
From a country from.
A country at a factory in a.
Place.
All right.
Here's the portal.
Hit the portal button over
there, Phil.
That's that's breaking news.
That's perfect.
Yeah, that's breaking.
News.
Thank you there.
You go guys are Cayman Cigar
Company is adding someone.
Have you guys heard of they're
adding to their sales team?
No.
I've never even heard of Cayman.
Well.
There you go, Shauna Hardiman.
Oh do.
You know who he is.
I do know that I recognize.
The name, but the picture, it's
not what I thought.
Not the person I thought it was,
no.
No, OK.
This is a press release on March
16th.
Cigar Industry news Cigar scene.
Cayman Cigar Company is proud to
announce John Hardiman will be
joining Cayman Cigar Company as
Eastern US Regional sales
manager.
Now, did Coop recant and say
he's covering other levels of
job announcements or is it still
vice president and up?
Yeah, I I don't know.
I don't follow.
I don't remember.
Exactly, I thought, I thought.
He said he was making some
modifications.
Yeah, I wasn't.
Sure I wasn't, that's why I
originally passed on this.
But we needed a new story for
today because he covered it
first, right?
Yeah, but this is not from him.
This is from Cigar Press 0 from.
Cigar Press.
Wasn't this guy on Davidoff or
something?
He doesn't.
Yes, he was actually, yeah.
Yes, he might have.
Been one of the people that were
let go that nobody talked about
being let go because nobody
wants to talk about who got what
was the SCG.
The sales team is undergoing
some restrictions.
I like that.
You're not.
You don't know.
I don't have.
It here.
I know I don't have it here.
I have to cut these down because
I'm not allowed to read the
entire articles.
I have to summarize OK.
Yeah, so I.
Take the article, then I read
the article, and then I take out
the fat that I don't think you
would care about, OK?
I'm trying to look for a picture
of him saying oh here you go, he
was at Forged.
Yes, I just read that he
resigned.
From forged so he was STG.
And everybody.
Loved this guy.
Yeah, the comments were quite
friendly.
Except this.
This new company is a nonprofit.
So he probably got fired then
asked him to politely resign,
right?
He was probably making some
decent money at Forged.
You think he's making the same
money at Cayman?
I know it's interesting.
No, they're.
Non profit he's making nothing
that's not.
How that works?
Oh wow, that's not how that
works dude.
Yeah, he's probably not making
as much.
Who's Kingdom?
Who is that?
No.
Idea they make.
Cigars out of small lizards.
Yeah, really.
Yeah.
Undisclosed area of undisclosed
tobacco Lizard Cigars
undisclosed pricing.
They do have Anthony Cantalamo
as the director of marketing for
SCAN.
Used to be Scandinavian Tobacco
All.
Profits go to great causes.
So everybody's from SCG.
Hold on, we'll see where anybody
recognize your name?
Rob Vellabus.
Cayman Cigar Company.
No am I?
In there, let's see what it
says.
Is a premium cigar maker in
Bodum Town, Cayman Islands,
known for hand rolling cigars
using petite tobaccos and
traditional methods that's what
AI says and they.
Came in I joins.
A team of industry veterans
determine Anthony Cantelamo.
How do I know that name?
Who was he?
Cantelamo.
Anthony Cantelamo.
Cantelamo.
Yeah.
Do we know him?
Yeah, he.
Used to.
He was a broker for Shogi I
think back in the day.
Oh, he wasn't the the guy with
the beard and him and his wife
worked together.
Is that him?
Yeah, OK.
That's why I know who he is.
Anthony also brings extent to
the sales marketing experience.
We're working with leading
brands such as LFD, Crown Heads,
Black Label Trading Company and
AJ Fernandez.
There you go.
Didn't mention.
Shall we?
No, I.
Didn't did it?
That was the best one on all of
them, right?
You would.
Think.
It's crazy.
It's crazy stuff.
Yes.
So Cooper, he covered the story
1st and this guy is a regional
manager of something I do.
Feel like that doesn't qualify?
It did originally when he didn't
cover mine, but I think he has
recanted since then.
He hasn't booked an appointment
yet, no.
I'm going to send him another
e-mail directly and say I
realize you have not, but just
noticed you have not booked an
appointment yet.
Here's the link once again if
you would like to pick a time
because they're going back,
we're trying to.
Circle back to you.
Yeah, Dojo hasn't said an I
don't know if I have.
His e-mail address, but I'm sure
I can get it.
I mean, we can just message him
like, hey, yeah.
I can do that.
I might have his phone number.
You haven't.
Booked your appointment, right?
No, don't push it.
It's fine.
It's funny that they want us to
that, you know, Quan Kantel
asked me about, you know,
purchasing a badge on the page.
Though, right?
Oh, is that you have to pay?
Somebody asked if it was a badge
for us on the page.
You have to buy those.
The brand, it's 2 grand.
Oh, I didn't need to buy them.
One time purchase price $2000.
Yeah, I'm not not interested.
I'm not saying that I'm
interested.
I'm not saying I'm not
interested, and I'm just kind of
curious.
The things don't make sense to
me.
If you want, like, I'm not
getting into this show.
I'm waiting till after the show.
All right?
Yeah.
Wait till I have the show.
All right, It's time for the
industry's favorite game.
What's the score?
Can you do the watch the score
music stuff?
Now you.
Have to do the exact same ones
every time so I can't remember.
That tomorrow?
Yeah, you're not.
Going to remember it either
Palmer, I'll.
Remember, I Can't Sing it, but
I'll remember if you do
something different.
Yeah, if you.
Sing it's copyrighted.
Copyrighted.
Those are.
Those are ours.
Nobody else can use those.
Any similarity to any other song
is purely coincidental.
October 28th, 2023.
Brooks Whittington reviews the
Artisanio del Tobacco, the El
Pupo Octo Ocho.
OK, see the.
Octo Now it plays in I.
Went first yesterday, but I'll
go first again today 80. 590.
The El Pupo Octo Ocho from
Nicaragua factory San Latano
factory.
Oh Mexican San Andreas binder is
Nicaraguan.
They don't say which one.
I'm very sorry.
Filler Nicaraguan.
They don't say which one.
I hate this.
Length is 7 inches.
Ring gauge is 38.
Vitola Culebra Culebra.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
MSRP 13333 cigars They smoked
80. 5. 90 The El.
Pupo Octo Ocho delivers a bold
layered profile with stand out
notes of ants, espresso leather
ants.
And.
ANISE nobody knows how to say
it.
I've seen other shows that don't
know.
Nobody knows what it is, but
apparently Brooks knows what it
a nice yes, It's very nice
espresso, leather, oak, cocoa
nibs, peanuts, and a unique
Maple syrup sweetness that keeps
the cigar interesting from start
to finish.
Cocoa.
Nibs.
Cocoa Nibby.
Brooks.
Anise refers to two main plants,
the annual herb pimpanella, and
some grown for its licorice
flavored seeds.
That sounds.
Completely made out as well, and
the.
Evergreen shrub Elysium like
Florida anise, known for its
fragrant foliage and star shaped
flowers, which is used as an
ornamental shrub a.
Nice.
Both are aromatic, with the
scent often compared to
licorice.
So you think it tastes like
licorice?
Why don't you say?
Licorice Yeah, I just.
Say licorice, did he say?
Taste.
Or did he say smell?
He said.
Taste you're.
Supposed to taste this
ornamental shrub?
Yeah.
Well, it's a spice.
You can buy it.
Anice anice anice anice anice so
for.
Everyone who also cannot say
it's Anis.
So we got.
You all covered on media.
Yeah, as long as you're making
an appointment and watching the
show, it's.
Anis well, they.
All watch our show and that's
licorice #1 cigar in industry,
professional real smoke.
Pot hasn't commented lately,
though.
Oh he has posted though and
tagged me.
Oh has he on Instagram?
I get like a dozen Instagram
posts a day I have to review and
say I'm part of.
Do you repost everything that's
good between me and the cigar
brand?
Nice.
So annis annis right 80. 7. 90.
Construction was a big win
overall, with all three cigars
showing excellent draws, strong
smoke production, and mostly
solid burn performance
throughout the review.
Now, by three, these are the
ones that are intertwined inside
of each other, correct?
So by three, did he technically
smoke 9 or did he just smoke the
three that are bundled together?
Just the three.
I would assume it was just a
three.
I would.
Assume also.
I was just curious, Phil.
Oh, 87.
I'm I'm holding fast here at 90,
just dropped Coco nibs on the
third clue and I know that I'm
in good shape.
Well, Coco nibs was in the first
clue, no?
He gives you yes it.
Was.
Yeah, remember.
He gives you 2 good clues.
I didn't.
Hear you say Coco nibs.
Layer hold on espresso, leather,
oak, cocoa nibs, peanuts and
unique.
Well, it was after a nice A.
Nice.
Anis.
Anis Anis was first, and that's
where we lost you.
You didn't hear anything other
peanuts, Maple syrup, sweetness
that keeps the cigar straight
from start to finish.
Just read the rest of it for
you.
Got it.
All right, clue.
Number three, well construction
was generally strong.
Two cigars needed minor burn
corrections in the second, third
and a third required touch up
near the end. 87 I can.
See the steam coming out of his
ears?
I didn't hear.
Him revving though.
What?
I didn't hear him revving.
They didn't Rev there, you just
did.
It after the first one. 90.
Final thought, I've always
enjoyed smoking Kulebra's.
Kuber Libre's Kuber.
Libre.
Kula.
Bras, whichever it is and it
helps with the blend, is
enjoyable as well.
Thankfully, the latter is not an
issue for the El Pupo Octo Ocho
as main flavors of oak, ants,
Coco nibs and leather combined
with some distinct Maple syrup
sweetness on the retro Hale.
Having said that, the
combination of black pepper in
full strength does not have any
impact on the enjoyment of the
final third, and while the
overall construction was quite
good, two cigars needed multiple
corrections with my lighter to
avoid larger issues.
In the end I enjoyed the El Pupo
Octo Ocho quite a bit for the
cigar is now, but I think that
sometime aging outside of the
coffins in box will do wonders
for the blends balance in the
final third down the row proper.
Pronunciation is coule, bra,
coule.
Bra coule bra.
I am 16 going on 17.
Pick your number.
Phil.
Hey.
Hey, hey, wait, can.
You do music for the final
score.
Yeah, like the like, you know,
something, something.
Intense something.
Dramatic.
Yes, and.
Dramatic 2. 1257, 4789. 89, 89.
Is your score or is that part of
the song?
89 that.
Was terrible.
I was It was not intense or
dramatic.
I'm going to.
Stay at 90.
And what is his 80?
987. 89898989 if you.
Could not bang on the.
Equipment play tables.
All the expensive here.
Oh, I don't know what happened.
All of a sudden the sound got
really bad.
Like it bubbled.
Yeah.
It was a.
Bunch of bubbles.
Everybody was like.
Oh my God, Iran's bombing them
finally 80.
Seven, he said.
Everything good about the cigar,
right?
Yeah.
Must be the the corrections with
the lighter he is not thrilled
with.
I I just don't, I've smoked like
not this cigar, but I smoked a a
pupo.
A Pupo.
No, a kubra whatever, Kulebra.
Yeah, Kulebra.
It's not a fun cigar to smoke,
It's not.
Fun, did you?
Unwind them or just smoke them
all?
No, I.
Unwinded them.
He took them all at the same
time.
He's getting ready for prison.
No, for his $1,000,000 it's not
a good for.
His. $10 million, Yeah, you'll
be here 10 years.
They say it's not gay if you're
in prison, I.
Understand the concept of them
Yeah, you know, you, you take
one and give two to your
friends.
Uh huh.
But it's just, it's like that's
not.
The concept?
That's not the concept.
Oh, what's the?
Concept.
Not even.
I'm only allowed to take one
cigar out of the factory a day,
so let me roll these three
together.
Now I get 3 cigars right?
That's a horrible, horrible
concept.
Not for the employee I like.
The friend one better.
It's the hustle right there,
buddy.
It's like glittered water.
It's rainbow.
Vacuums.
Yeah, it's the hustle.
I'm blue.
OK.
Show me your hands.
I have this cigar.
Yeah, it's one.
Yeah, it's one.
It's just. 1.
Cigar.
But there's three of them tied
together.
No, it's one.
No, it's. 1.
Look, you light it.
Look.
Watch, watch, watch.
Look at this.
Look.
Look you made.
The rules, not me.
They should have just took like
3 toros and then tied them
together right They're.
Like it's the same.
Maybe it's.
Maybe because they they lock
together with the three toros
you're untie.
Oh look, they all fall apart,
right?
Can you imagine being the first
guy?
Check.
The first guy they get.
Yeah.
Check this out.
Hey, hey, hey, Pedro.
Check this out.
What's this Bill?
Doesn't see this coming?
Yeah, Why?
The guy reading the book will
never know.
Got them, Got.
Them throw.
Them in the trunk.
That's right.
Now we got 3 right, I got 2
buddies at home.
They're going to love this.
I was, I was, oh, I'm sorry, I'm
going off the left field there.
I was watching TikTok last night
and there was a thing like that.
But it's like, imagine being
there when the first guy that
discovered how to milk a cow
you're not.
Going to believe this.
It's a.
Picture it's it's a or it's a
video of Beetlejuice from What
was the show?
What was the show with the No?
What was the show with the guy
that used to have the naked
girls and stuff?
The Man Show?
No, No.
No, he was on SiriusXM.
He was like the king of Howard.
Stern, Howard.
Stern, he's still.
On it oh is.
It.
Yeah, yeah.
So Howard Stern, the Beetlejuice
from Howard Stern.
And he's like, hey, what are you
doing with that Beetlejuice?
The Beetle is just like me.
Nothing.
Just standing around.
Oh, this is it.
Palmer's on.
Sneezing is it do?
You get neck pain Is your arm?
Is your left arm landing?
Yeah, All right.
It's tingling.
Right now.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, I.
Made it to 490 ladies and
gentlemen.
Now my damage can catch up.
There's no more new shows, Yeah.
By the way, the show's over
because none of us know how to
do the equipment.
But there was no bubbling today,
so maybe the hard drive solved
the problem, or the new
headphones and that will never
know.
Yeah, because we did two things.
That's all right.
We'll just make sure we do the
same two things like tomorrow.
Yeah, well, the headphones don't
change anything.
Unless they click no get.
We heard the clicking on the
recording too, correct.
All right, so it is the it's got
to be the other thing.
Was it a constant?
I was thinking he heard it and
was complaining about it right.
What was it A.
Constant clicking.
No, no.
It would just like come and go
like you said for us.
OK, where?
Are we going to be Michael?
On the 27th and 28th of the
month, we're going to be at Bo
Weevil Cigars and also at Human
Refined Cigars in Dothan, AL.
Bo Weevil, I believe it's
Saturday.
Humor Refined Cigars is Friday
Perfect Saturday is a daytime
event.
I believe it's one to five.
The other one is 5 to 10.
So if you want to come meet the
legend, Mike Palmer of Postana
Cigars.
Of my show of.
His Cigar Hustlers podcast show
Yes, please come out the Dothan
AL and I'll be there holding his
luggage so and the.
Sharpies so I can sign and the
sharpies I'll have.
Sharpies on me for for Palmer's
signature.
I hope there's.
Pictures of those.
All right, Well, that's Mikey.
'S going to bring Dum Dums.
Oh.
This concludes.
Our episode.
All right, guys.
Thank you very much like and.
Subscribe.
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Bye.
Edge and attainment.
Is that the word?
I think that's the word.
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