ACHP Episode 496 Draw The Line, Shag in My DM's & Legendary TV Cars
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No, he likes to make the noise.
And action.
Welcome to a Cigar House for
podcast episode 497, really,
where you're just three episodes
away.
Just three. 3 So what?
Today is Monday, so so Thursday.
Yeah, you said Wednesday on the
last one.
Well, I was counting the
weekend.
What are we doing so?
I do a show over the weekend.
I don't know.
What are you bringing in?
Yeah.
You're getting a new mask.
We're getting you're getting a
new mask.
We're going to eat the new
Whopper.
Oh.
Not the whopper, junior.
The new whopper junior.
There is no new whopper Junior.
Oh, you wait and see, it's
smaller.
Oh, really?
Some say it looks like half of a
whopper.
Really.
Yes.
Oh wow, whopper.
You know, that would be more.
Just take the Big Whopper and
cut it in half.
Yeah.
And first of all, I would love
just ordering the Whopper and
then cutting in half because
it's really hard to eat the
regular Whopper in the car.
So if you cut it in half.
Why you just have them cut it in
half?
They won't do that.
No.
Really well.
No, they won't try it.
You've tried?
Yeah, they won't.
Do it.
You've actually asked this.
I think you have to be nice to
the person and I think you can
get it done.
Hey.
Can you cut it out for me?
I'm sorry, that's against
protocol.
Yeah, Come.
On I'm driving, that's hard to
eat.
Can you cut it in half for me?
Sorry, our guys on the line just
aren't programmed that way.
I'm sorry.
Cut the paper too, I don't care.
I'm sorry, Phil.
I know that you come here every
day.
We just can't do it for you.
Oh, you know what?
One night coming home, I got
racetrack food 'cause it was
late and it was really nothing
else.
I got a racetrack cheeseburger.
It wasn't bad.
Oh my God, yeah. 40 did you?
Die.
No, for 10:30 at night, you
know, it wasn't that bad.
It was hot and it tasted fresh.
What's your SO can you like if
you're at home?
What's your like meal to make on
a whim?
Is there something that you can
say?
Is it spam or something that you
can say hey?
No, I go and look and see what's
available and to make something
from that.
OK.
So, but so there's no like I can
just put whip this together and
it's decent.
No, you don't have that other
than like a sandwich.
No, we like to mix it up and not
have the same thing all the
time.
Right.
But like there's nothing in the
house, there's no, you know, but
you could put something
together, is there?
Is there something that you
could put together?
Like Nutella sandwiches or what
do you got along with?
Oh, there's always peanut butter
Jelly in the house.
That's a go to.
Yeah, that's an easy, you know,
it's a little snack or of or of
lunch or something you eat while
you're moving around.
Gotcha.
What about you?
I know this question was geared
towards me so.
It's actually not, but it's.
OK, Bologna sandwich or yeah or
pizza rolls.
We do have Pete that's my wife's
go to as a pizza rolls.
I'm not a big fan of pizza
rolls, but there is usually a
bag in the freezer.
Yeah, like, and they have to be
in the air fryer and they got to
be, they have to go in double
time.
Oh, double Doesn't all the
insides come out?
It doesn't matter.
So I have one.
I have one that's a little
twisted.
Yes, it's a little.
Twisted.
Oh, it's twisted out, Yeah.
Is this a loud for?
Feeling you're sprinkling pre
workout on something no.
No, SO and I haven't been.
I haven't done this in a while
and I just started doing it
again recently because I I
didn't meal prep this week.
I didn't cook chicken and like I
think.
Yeah, like I use a meal prep and
then cook chicken.
Yeah, that's his meal prep.
No, I know, but.
I cook like like. 5 chicken or
rices.
Yeah, that's what I eat.
I know.
I get it.
So what I've done, what I've
been doing in a pinch, is I'll
do a can of tuna and like one of
the Insta heat UPS of Mac and
cheese, whip it together.
Boom in business?
Oh, it's like tuna Mac.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, that's like tuna
casserole.
Yeah, whatever works.
Crunch up potato chips and put
on top.
Then then, now we start going so
deep into unhealthy at that
point.
Well, Palmer just reminded us
when he used to get high back in
the 70s.
No, my mother used to make a
tuna casserole that had crunched
up potato chips on top when we
were kidding.
Oh yeah, what's a childhood
favor?
I like crunchy in my food do.
You think you can get her to
make it now?
No.
She broken No.
She's broken.
She she wouldn't even know.
I don't make that.
What is that?
That's disgusting, right?
Connor had to go over and do the
grocery store trip for me this
weekend because we had guests,
right?
And her answer was, well,
shouldn't they have scheduled
the guests around me?
Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
You can't visit on this day or
that day because my mother has
to have an.
Was she?
Always that agitated or is that
just?
It's more now.
OK.
So yes, it's just magnifying.
Yeah, well, when Dad was still
around, we have discovered he
probably deflected a lot of it
or covered up for it or, you
know, he was such a nice man
that we didn't know his mom was
an ass, right?
You know, that type of thing.
He.
Knew how to counter.
It Yeah, Yeah.
So now that he's gone, we all
have to deal with her now.
You know what though, she has
like a license to do this
because of her age.
She has a license.
Yeah, like it means she's
allowed.
No, you know you're not allowed
to be rude.
Yeah, you're not permitted to be
a Dick all of a sudden.
Right.
We walk into any place that
she's got to go.
She's been going there for 20
years, no matter what it is, and
she has to tell them we took her
car.
Did she get a free meal?
No.
Oh, like nails or haircuts?
You know, they took my car.
We go because you hit the house
twice and ran it to the garage
door.
I did no such thing.
She's crying for help.
Yeah, yeah.
Like we're, we're, you know,
being mean to.
Her Oh man, at that.
I got to be honest, I leaned
into that.
I start elaborating from like,
that's right.
And we beat her.
No, you can't do that because,
because when she was talking
that kind of crap at the
hospital, yeah, the doctor was
was taking it as fact and we
almost got in trouble for
beating up an old lady.
It's you know what?
You're right.
Take her.
See what I'm saying?
Right.
Well, after 10 or 15 minutes,
the doctor realized, oh, she's
just a bitch.
She's and she's crazy.
And she's crazy, but she but
then when they ask her the
questions so that you can put
her in a home some reason, she
snaps too.
She knows everything.
Everything.
I'm good.
I'm good president is Donald
Trump.
We're fighting with Iran.
And see, my left shoe is too
tight, you know, or something
like that.
See what I mean?
So, like, it's just it's all a
show.
It's all a show.
Yeah.
She wants to know how batshit
crazes.
You can look around it.
She's gaslighting you.
That's what's happening.
All I can think about in the
whole situation is Happy Gilmore
when Ben Stiller comes to the
door.
So you're in my, my world now,
Grandma, You're.
In my world.
The Greg find his, find his
glasses.
He just said thank you to
someone.
All right, Welcome to Cigars for
podcast episode 497.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host.
And in engineering, we have
Phil.
If you sleep under a tree,
you're an illegal alien.
Mcguffey.
Mcguffey.
Hello peoples.
Running the board and as my Co
host and this weekend snuggle
buddy of Mike and Stefan Kevitch
because we will have just gotten
back from our yes weekend away
Mike.
Yes, it's lovely.
Lovely weekend take it.
Such a nice place.
It's one night.
Yeah, it's just one night.
Yeah, just.
You guys sleeping in the car?
Did you guys sleep in the car
or?
We're taking the fifth wheel.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, Pete gave us the
keys.
Yeah, Pete gave us the keys and
we're attaching it to the
Hyundai.
To my Elantra, Yeah, it's gonna
drag it to Tennessee and take 18
hours are good to go.
Be careful of the toilet.
Yeah, beware of the ides of
toilet, yeah?
You know the tank lately did
Pete destroy?
Feel like you guys already went
on this trip.
When were we talking about this?
Like you guys already came back.
Yeah, yes, we're back.
Yeah, we had problems with the
toilet.
Yeah, we had problems with the
toilet.
And he did not empty the toilet.
And, and, and the the fifth
wheel kind of smelt like Pete,
like it had that distinct
flavor.
Yeah, that's flavor, that scent.
Like a homeless pee or like.
You know, no like living in a
fifth wheel.
Living in a fifth wheel in my
friend's house.
What happened to Pete's camper?
Did that never happen?
Or did he already get rid of it
fast?
Never happened.
I thought he had it.
No, he said.
Has it?
Well, is he?
Yeah, he doesn't park it at your
house.
No, no, he actually where he got
married.
He parks it.
That's a pretty cool place.
Wait, you got invited to Pete's
wedding?
Yeah, DJ, Yeah, we.
Talked That's righty DJ.
That's right.
That's right.
Steve Begaman Wampum.
Yeah, we're not.
We don't get invited.
That's however he walked in.
I just said I need this.
Good to see you.
Gotta go.
Bye.
Place a nice order, you know,
Always support Pete.
Right.
He gave me a big hug and told me
how hard it is to read this
stupid machine.
It is hard.
He doesn't like this machine.
All right, now, today's show,
only women can compete against
women.
OK.
What's the most iconic TV car?
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Did you guys watch the Olympics
last time?
The Olympics around.
No, I just saw Lindsey Vonn go
down or whatever her name is 0.
I'm sorry, not the winter, the
summer.
That was how long ago?
2022 I think.
Three years ago.
Well, it's every four years.
It's every four years.
So it would have been four years
ago I was watching.
Swimming.
Right.
And swimming is the one where
they had they they let the guy
who now says he's a girl swim
with the girls.
Oh, got it.
Right, can't do that anymore
where he was going.
We're shutting that down.
We're.
Shutting that down, there was a
new Olympic president.
Yeah.
So when that when that Olympic
happens, they were like, it's
OK, he says.
He's a girl, right?
But now you have to pass a
biological gene screening that
the Olympics itself will do to
you, and if you're not a
genetically original woman,
can't swim with the women.
Wow.
Yeah, we do an anatomical
screening.
I mean.
Anatomical is jeans because
anatomical they might look and
go, well, that's an awful fresh
looking, you know.
Yeah, but you would know if it's
vague.
Can you believe that we had to
get to this?
You know what I mean?
Right.
Well, yeah, OK, but I guess too
many.
The new women?
Let's just say we're winning.
Well, it's like the smoking ban,
like you say, like if you allow
it in one place, it happens in
another.
You give them an inch, it'll
take a mile.
This is what happened here.
They gave, they gave these
people an inch.
I don't know if I'd use that as
the comparable, but OK, you
know, for me, I just think that
like they're like, it's just
it's like both sides of the
pendulum eventually when you get
to a point where it's just so
excessive as far as what's
going.
On are we expecting some?
We're about to be raided.
No, it's Greg.
He can't wait to get in.
It's not Greg, it's two guys in
suits.
Oh, we're dead.
This is the end.
They're here for the aliens,
here for the video rolling.
We weren't doing a roof.
Go away.
Wow, sorry.
We're not under trees.
So bad, so bad, so wrong.
I will not be a part of that.
Come on, we're about something.
Part of it.
Say something no when it goes
either way either there's this
complete.
Who is it?
It's Carney.
Are you expecting to?
Tell by that squeaky voice that
that.
Was Phil could have got it.
All right, Put the game around
me.
I'm gonna read.
Don't worry, Phil.
The International Olympic
Committee said on Thursday the
IOC unveiled this new policy on
the protection of the female
category.
Yes, Bunch.
Of this positive moment.
Always starts with something
being practical.
Like hey, right, this should be.
This should be a thing.
This should be.
Should be OK, well, let this
happen and.
It's like, yeah, that makes
sense.
And then it gets 1° further this
way, I think, well, if you're
going to do that, well, you
know, you're insensitive and
then you get kind of attacked
like, whoa, I'm not insensitive.
OK, OK.
OK.
We're going to allow that.
I don't know who the former
president was, but then it was a
woman and she's the one that
stepped it back and like, no,
no.
Yeah, that tracks.
Is that right?
She should.
She's protecting other women.
That's smart.
So they're going to have a
universal rule for for
competitors and female elite
sports.
After years of fragmented
regulations that lead to some
major controversies, the new
president, Christy Coventry, she
did AU turn immediately and said
no, no, we're testing these
people.
This is ridiculous.
No more Joanna Man's.
No more Joanna Man's.
Right now.
Now he's insensitive.
Well, that's from a movie.
But he's also, you're right, he
isn't.
He's very insensitive.
No, he's insensitive.
The Olympic Games events.
Yes.
I feel, she said in a quote.
The smallest margins can be the
difference between a victory and
a defeat.
So it's absolutely clear that it
would not be fair for biological
males to compete in the female
category in addition to some
sports.
It would simply not be safe.
Yeah, I mean like the boxing one
I remember.
Yeah, I said.
The boxing in karate.
I remember that one too, right?
Someone got she got hit and the
the girl got hit and she goes.
I've never been hit that hard
ever before in my life.
Didn't one young lady go?
Look, I'm not fighting that
dude, right?
There's I don't care if he has a
ponytail.
I'm not fighting him.
This was the first time ever
though.
This is ridiculous, you know.
Is that the I've never been hit
that hard.
Well, at least you didn't say,
well, she should have made a
sandwich.
So.
You back in the kitchen.
Though oh Jesus, it's like, it's
like LeBron gets so old that he
can no longer compete in the NBA
so he throws a wig on.
You know what I identify?
I'm a woman.
I identify as a woman now and
I'm going to go dunk on
everybody in the WNBAI.
Could play another 30 years.
Yeah, like 77 year old LeBron.
LeBron, NBA.
You know, like why God?
Why is he so tall?
That's absolutely absurd.
That blonde girl would tell you
just slug him in the face,
right?
Oh yeah?
What's you mean Caitlin Clark's
nemesis?
No, no, she's on her team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.
Her hit man, they poke me in the
eye.
I will.
Sophie.
Nope.
Sophie.
Cunning Sophie.
Yeah, Sophie.
Puts in that work.
She's mean you.
Gotta love that but.
She's from the trailer park.
Oh, is she?
Yeah, really.
Like, wow.
True story.
Oh my God man.
Like he can't help himself.
No, he can't.
Care.
There's gotta be.
None of that thing.
Yes, there's, well, that that
makes him scrappy.
Yeah, he's, I mean, I couldn't
even get the joke out before, he
said.
Something that makes him so
tough.
You know when they're a partner,
trailer parks, they come out
there and they're scrappy.
Girl up drink.
Girl up drinking beer, eating
tater chips.
You ever seen Kid Rock's music
video PO Dunk?
No.
No, you gotta watch that one
time.
You'll understand what I'm.
Talking about it's also part of
your TikTok feed.
Is that part of your racist
handbook?
No, I could.
I could assure you that Teddy
lives in a normal residential
home with does, you know?
Three, tell me about your
daughter. 2 bath.
Yeah, she is pretty scrappy.
No, I know.
But I'm just, I mean, I don't,
I'm not saying if you live in a
regular home, you're not
scrappy.
Well, that's kind of the same.
Kind of like trailer.
Park like it's a different life
in that place.
And it makes you more scrappy.
She does run around with a
killer German Shepherd though,
so I mean you.
Know there are time when we we
wake up in the morning, we're
like, you can hear her just
being angry and agitated.
At the German Shepherd.
No, just a life.
Just a life in German, yeah.
I hate this shit.
Nobody's up making my cereal.
I love it.
It's.
Amazing, I have to keep running
into these events.
I always win.
Jax was defending her in the
car.
Dad, where's the chicken and
rice?
No meal prep?
What's up?
Dude, she ran the 400 meter
yesterday and blew him out of
the water.
I mean, we were in the car today
and Jax was defending her
against Justice in the back seat
and she ripped Jax apart and
he's like, I'm defending.
I'm on your side, yeah.
I don't care.
Like, oh, OK.
Wow.
Not giving you my Dum Dums no
more.
Yeah, right.
And, you know, it's crazy.
And then like you're starting
like when we do football for the
sport, for school, you're
starting to see that like some
of the boys really admire Teddy
and Teddy's like, you're not
going to be able to tag me.
And we're like, that's not like
keep your distance.
You know, she's, she's tough,
man.
She's tough, so we could put her
in male sports, I think.
Oh.
Well, she didn't say you
couldn't do that.
Yeah, I think that'd be pretty
cool.
Just men can't be in women's,
yeah.
So you can't decline, you can
only incline.
Play up a level, right?
Right.
Oh, I wonder why they didn't
mention it the other way.
Realistically, because it
doesn't make sense.
Well, it doesn't happen very
often.
Either no, because look, I mean,
you've seen, I've seen
comparables where they've tried
things like this and it's not,
it's just not equivalent.
It just doesn't make sense.
Right.
This, you know, like.
A perfect time to insert a clip
from Kindergarten Cove.
OK, well if you look, I mean
like look at the WNBA, no one's
dunking and you know.
Oh.
Oh, disco, disco.
Your lights, your lights, just.
Went out disco.
Go, go.
What did?
You're back in his car and he's
he did like an army crawl and
touched the light.
I watched them.
Nice.
Now everybody, now everybody
with epilepsy is freaking out.
Oh my God, this thing was off
the rails today.
You've been doing podcasts too
long today.
Right, I've overheated.
You only bought the one hour
light right?
30 minute camera, one hour long,
right?
Right, we have scale.
We need to scale up our
equipment, apparently.
Well, anyways, to briefly
surmise, it's good to see this
happen, right?
And it's no men and women's.
Sports and it's wild to hear
that it's.
To be men and women's sports.
And it's wild to hear that it
took this long to get there.
Right.
Right, because if my daughter
becomes an Olympian, I want to
see her contend against other
women.
Well, by then and might have
changed back the other way
again, who knows, I don't.
Think so we.
Don't know.
Hope you know, Hopefully we've
set this rule.
We've kind of established this
was dumb.
Well, last time the Olympics,
they took it the other way.
This lady runs her tenure and
some guy comes in and goes.
I want to see all the dudes win,
put them back in.
They're not dudes.
Well, they he might call them
that.
Why would you call them dudes?
Because it's Boots, his uncle.
It's boots his.
Uncle Phil's uncle.
Phil's uncle.
Phil's uncle's.
Right.
A dude what?
His uncle Timothy?
Timothy Mcguffey.
Timothy Mcguffey.
Well known in the Olympic realm.
Yeah, right as transgender.
No transgender supporter.
Oh OK, got it.
He was a shot putter from back
in the 50s.
Oh, really?
Yes.
OK.
After all the stuff I said over
the past two shows, you think
I'm a transgender?
It's no.
No, your uncle, not you.
Oh, oh, OK, got it.
Your Uncle Timothy, You're only
Phil.
Don't get confused over there.
Yeah.
Yeah, movie magic.
Sorry.
Movie magic.
With your AI mask apparently.
Right.
Yeah.
All right, what's the most
iconic TV car?
This is a great.
I think this is a great
question.
OK.
Should I answer it first before
he gets completely racist about
this?
A car there's.
Only one car.
There it is.
Go ahead.
What is it?
Is it General Lee?
There you go.
I knew who was gonna say that
so.
And he's not wrong.
No, it is an iconic car.
It is very iconic for me as far
as the TV.
Wait, wait, Because you live
down South?
I think I know what it is.
OK.
But wait, no, you go ahead
though.
No, you just told me to wait.
It's in my head.
Say it.
Knight Rider.
That's correct.
Yeah.
You're from.
Down South, I knew it.
I'm from down South, yeah.
You're from my Miami area?
So because I'm from down South,
I mean, if I was in the Miami
here, wouldn't it be Miami Vice?
Yeah, it it would either be one
of those, but everybody liked
the Baywatch guy more.
There was only one car that was
a character, an actual being in
TV shows.
It talked, it advised it could
jump over what not.
You mean in real life?
Yeah.
It's a show.
Yeah, I know.
Some things aren't real.
I got news for you, Peaky
Blinders isn't real.
What?
It's pretty close.
It's not a historical document.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, it's close.
It didn't happen.
There had to be a guy with razor
blades in his hat.
You think so?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was a Jesse King.
That's the line for him.
And he met with William, with
William Winston Churchill to
overthrow Nazi Germany maybe.
Yeah, that happened totally.
Oh, my God.
So anyways, Kit apparently is
not.
He wasn't.
It was.
It was all fake.
It's fictional.
Fictional.
Yeah.
It's not.
Real It's not.
Real.
Yeah.
Being all was real, the Targa
Top 308 GTS Ferrari driven by
Thomas Hellick in Magnum Pi.
Magnum, Pi.
It's for sale, you can buy it.
That's the icon.
That's the one.
Well, that's the one that's for
sale right now.
Gotcha.
Well Palmer never said what his
was.
I mean from his time I can only
think of 1.
Yeah, what is yours?
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't know what his one was.
Yours would be the the love bug.
Oh, Herbie the love bug.
Yeah, Nah, is that?
ATV show or a movie?
It was a movie that I think they
did Disney Channel type things
for.
So you're saying that like?
Disney Channel It was in black
and white.
That's not.
Disney the original, yes, but
they've done a remake and I
don't think it did well.
So the Magnum Pi car.
Is for sale the original one
that they used during the pilot
that Tom Selleck drove?
OK, is for sale the same time we
are at the PCA convention at
trade.
Really.
Yes.
OK.
You're going to see.
It there were 15 cars made for
the show, but this is the one
from the pilot that he drove and
that he drives in all the
opening in the opening scenes
this.
Is the original.
This is the original.
This is the first one, yes.
OK.
Are we going to guess how much?
That buried Jack.
Well, it's been for sale for
other two other times, right?
So yes, you can guess.
How much you think it's going to
go for?
Who's buying it?
Jay Leno?
I mean, it's probably going to
be over 1,000,000.
I don't know what that has to do
with.
Jay Leno owns like a lot of the
movie cars.
OK.
Wow.
Yeah, I know that he's a car
guy, but like, yeah, and he's
probably.
He overspends.
He probably has money, so that's
what you're saying.
He he overspends on his cars.
Yeah, and there's another guy I
think that has like a huge
collection of movie star.
Yeah, well, I'm sure there.
Is like a ridiculous amount that
his kids would never get the
money for because he paid over
price for everything.
Yeah.
There's some big warehouse down
in Miami where the guy smokes
cigars with the Florida Cigar
Club guys.
He has a bunch of moving cars in
his warehouse.
I had no idea that this guy is
like Mr. Meacham auction over
here knowing the value of
vehicles paid too much, walks
away.
OK, did he guess who guessed
1,000,000?
When did he get a?
Million, I think I, I don't
think it goes as high as you'd
expect, but I still think that
that number is low.
I'm going to call it 2 million
A. $115,000 is so far so far in
March of last year.
Wow, Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like it was.
Closer.
Yeah, yes, you were closer.
Congratulations like.
It's something called Bring a
Trailer Online auction.
Bring a trailer.
Yes.
When did it sell for 1:15?
March of last year.
I think that guy can make some
good money if it's done the
right way.
And then in Greensboro, NC,
before that, it failed to sell
after the bidding topped out
120,000.
Yeah, You know, the problem is
that like we weren't, we didn't
talk about Magma Pi.
Yeah, right.
It's an older thing now, but
those are the guys with the
money and those are the guys
that are the car collectors.
It's not guys your age.
It's almost like it's too old
though, yeah.
And not prolific enough.
The car had been had been
changed to fit Tom Selleck and
it has been put all back to
original standards and sizes
which might take some value
away.
Because he was so tall, the seat
was made to go way, way back.
Really.
I mean, didn't Joe Burrow just
recently buy like the Batmobile?
Like a remodel?
The the TV Batmobile.
No, no, The Dark Knight
Batmobile.
I mean, that'd be cool.
That was definitely more than
100 G's.
Yeah.
What what is are there any
iconic movie or TV show cars
that you would say I would like
to buy?
I.
Can't think of 1.
Yeah, Paul Walker's.
The supra?
Yeah, the orange one.
Well, no, probably the eclipse,
right?
The original Eclipse.
Yeah, the original.
Probably get that one for like
50 bucks.
Really.
Yeah.
Mitsubishi.
Yeah.
The one he crashed, do you want
that?
One.
No, that one's probably.
Cheap, be cheap.
Probably in shambles.
What about Nicolas Cage's car?
In in what movie come?
In 60.
Seconds.
Oh yeah, Eleanor, Eleanor the
Mustang.
That's a nice guy.
His his Eleanor specifically,
though.
You're a real hillbilly.
Wow.
You really are.
But you're right.
The Eleanor is all right.
Yeah.
We got to talk about Poe from
Conair.
What?
About bandage Trans Am smoking a
bandit.
The 79 Trans AM.
Black tea top with the gold,
Yeah.
Firebird what?
What would you want though?
Is there one that you would
want?
Well, that that Eleanor.
Eleanor.
I've always liked classic
Mustangs.
Yeah, OK.
Or even the Trans Am.
That would be cool to have too,
yeah.
Something that when they see it,
they know what it is.
I think there's almost 2
versions here because
realistically for me I would go
with if I had to pick a car that
would I could actually like bust
out and use, I'd probably go
with the original charger from
Fast and the Furious like the
60s.
Oh, the black one.
Yeah, where they it was like a,
it's a 69 with different lights
or they it's almost like a cross
between two years.
Yeah, yeah, they modified it,
Yeah.
But when you're driving, that
one is people going to know, oh,
that's from the movie.
Oh my God, yeah, that's that
charge Chargers in themselves,
like those vintage years.
Super expensive because of Fast
and Furious.
Yeah, they never were until
then.
You.
Have to be a charger guy though
to know that.
So like if my wife saw you drive
by in it I don't think she would
know.
Oh, that's from the Fast and
Furious.
That's pretty identifiable,
yeah.
Now, but like, when it comes to
awesome, like iconic cars that
aren't necessarily something
that you could bust out and
drive on the road, the first one
that comes to my mind is the
Back to the Future car for
whatever reason, the the
DeLorean, that's, you know,
that's got the vents or whatever
on the back.
Yeah.
Starsky and Hutch's Gran Torino,
the red with the white stripe on
the.
Side See, that's how we know
you're old.
A-Team Van.
A-Team Yeah, that's a pretty
good one.
Yeah, Greg has that.
Well, it doesn't.
Really look like that.
Looks pretty decrepit.
Yeah, looks like the van A-Team
sold.
Yeah.
It looks like the Timu 8A team,
right?
Right.
The wish one from Japan.
Yeah, you're going to get this.
Gotta get this.
Yeah, well, Palmer, when you
were growing up and TV's first
came out, what were like?
Well, they were black and white,
so you know.
Where were some of the cars?
Lawrence Welk didn't actually
have a car that he used on the
show.
For radio when when the would
they make sounds of the cars
right?
Which one did we like?
Yeah, that's it.
Was the the delivery bus the
delivery, the guy that brought
the milk around it?
Was that guy Nice and the milk
truck?
OK.
Or I can't think of the guy,
that guy.
So yeah, Grady from.
The guy with the candy, I don't.
Know 150.
No, that was in the store. 115
grand for the Ferrari.
Sounds like a steal.
That's, yeah, that's what I'm
saying, right?
You know, if you do that, if you
market that the right way, you
can probably sell that for more
money.
Well, they tried selling it for
120 and nobody would buy it.
Yeah.
So then they dropped the price
to 115.
Yeah, at like buy yourcar.com.
No, no, that's where it sold for
1:15.
Yeah, 120 was at a regular
Meekum type auction, was it?
Yeah, but nobody bought it.
Interesting.
It's got to be hyped up, you
know what I mean?
You got to promote it.
Get Tom Selleck to come on.
Yeah, yeah.
But what's that going to cost
you?
50 bucks what's he doing he.
Doesn't have to do anything.
There's no way.
Yeah, he got sick.
I don't think he's dead, though.
He.
Couldn't handle inflation with
that money from back then.
He still gets money every time
Magnum Pi is on the air.
Yeah, who's watching it?
People nick at night.
Probably Palmer.
Nick at night.
Nick at night.
Is that still a thing?
I have no idea exactly.
Still a small one, did I say?
More yeah, the French people get
like 20 million still a year
from their thing.
The French people, friends.
The Friends.
People from friends, none of
them ever had to work.
Again.
Well, one guy died.
Well, yeah, yeah, but that was a
that was a problem with his
doctor over prescribed his.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that was the last thing I
said there.
The The doctor went to jail.
He got, yeah, he got charged
did.
Who gets his revenue at that
point?
I don't know.
I don't think he was.
Maybe they divided up, maybe
that was the deal.
As we die off, we divide up
amongst the.
Oh, it's like Highlander.
It's like, yeah, whoever's left
gets.
All the money.
All of a sudden, Joey starts
going around killing the rest of
the friends members.
Yeah, chopping their heads off.
You know, like Oh my God, freak
accident.
I think I read Ross is the only
one that didn't really do
anything else after the show.
Yeah.
Is he had the he originally was
getting more money than
everybody else.
Ross He.
Did he did Band of Brothers?
Yeah, but that that was a movie
that was during though.
Was that after or was that
during like a summer when they
had it off or something?
Yeah, I guess.
Because he had not interviewed
with auditioned for a different
show that the producer was doing
didn't get it, and the producer
called him back first to go, hey
look, I got this new show though
you'd be.
Perfect.
He had him auditioning for pals.
I think that was it.
Yeah, it's like a knock off of
friends.
Wow.
They were somebody similar to
friends.
They don't live in the same kind
of complex.
Right.
And they don't get coffee, they
get tea.
They.
Get tea right, They have British
accents.
They have British accents,
right?
Right.
OK, perfect.
But Joey was the smart one.
Yeah, and Ross was the actor who
didn't make any money.
I love how we're calling him by
his actors name.
We don't know they're real.
David Schwimmer, are you happy
here now?
I.
Don't know their names.
If you'd have said that name to
me, I'd have no idea who you're
talking.
Right?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Wasn't that Perry?
Let's see, Matthew Perry was the
one that died.
Yeah, that's well, I thought
that's what we were talking
about.
Exactly.
No, Ross was the paleontologist.
You said his doctor.
We were talking about Matthew
Perry with the doctor thing,
right?
Yep, yes, he's the one shifted
the ketamine or something.
Mask is too tight is the.
Problem.
Yeah, it is.
See how?
We shifted.
Was that ketamine he was taking?
Probably who knows not.
Too much.
Michael Jackson, a drug.
No, all right.
We've gone off the rails moving
forward.
Apparently there's a nose spray
coming out that has ketamine in
it.
How excited are you?
Ben sent me the story.
Yeah, like how dare you, Ben.
Ben is awesome.
Don't trigger me.
Yeah, you send the attic
information about the brand new
drug.
That sounds amazing.
By the way, y'all know the
crusher France Little sent me a
clip.
He's like, oh, for your videos?
And I'm like, I'm not playing
that.
What was it?
It was like a cigar girl smoking
a gigantic Yeah.
And he goes read the comments
and I'm like, I'm not partaking.
I'm not what was his name?
The Crusher.
You all know the crusher.
You all.
Know the crusher.
Well, it seems like a video of
it so.
Yeah.
It's Adam Akrey's birthday
today.
Happy birthday Adam Akrey.
Is it like today, today or?
Oh no but this is Monday.
I'm so confused.
This is Monday show or Tuesday
show stop.
Doing that, yeah, just let it
go.
Just let the show happen.
We're actually living three days
in the future.
The problem?
See here's the.
Here's the problem with you
brother.
Mctavish is he shows in the
past.
You take the movie magic.
Right out of this Yeah, every.
Single.
Time.
It's hard to keep up.
It drives me nuts.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Stop saying dates, whatever.
Well, we have stopped doing
that.
Well, he's it's important to
him.
He's older, remember?
How?
Yeah, I don't have a lot of days
left.
I'd like to keep track of my
days.
Doc Brown was.
Big I have a target I want to
get to and then you know, I have
to keep track.
Right.
What's the target?
I can't tell you.
Builds a death clock.
Nope.
Is this the day you die?
Are you talking about a target
like that?
Yes, I want to at least get past
that day.
You should have at least let
everybody know so that way they.
Know why somebody might get mad
at me and just kill me
beforehand like the day before
just to piss me?
Off we could celebrate the days
passed that you survive.
Well, I'll let you know when we
pass.
Oh, OK, then I don't have time
to prepare.
That's OK.
I want to.
Well, it depends on how we do
the show.
We might be able to.
Right.
If we're doing something you
know in advance again.
If you die, I'm gonna freeze you
like Disney and figure out a way
to have you come.
Back, you know he's not frozen.
Just so you can do the show.
He was cremated.
Are you gonna freeze just his
head or his whole body in his
head?
Just his head.
Oh, OK, that's the only part he
needs.
He's.
Gonna it's like a Simpson.
The brains like Futurama or
something, Yeah.
Right, put me in a little jar.
Yeah, just his head, yeah.
All right, should we move on?
We added that we should.
All right, New York jumps to the
number 3 for US.
Alien abductions.
OK.
Somebody keeps track.
I love the trend here in the in
the shows.
Look, sometimes it's hard to
find content for two shows on
the same day.
Listen, I can, I can talk about
this for 25 minutes.
I love the fact, first of all,
the fact that somebody is
keeping track of it, letting you
know where the where the states
rank.
It's kind of like the bright
line that we have here.
The train there is an Instagram
account for every time it kills
somebody, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And then it hit 200.
It's like we hit 200.
Let's go.
I mean, but like, sorry for the
for the deaths of people like.
It's killed 200 people.
It's killed 200 people over.
It's got to be over 200.
That was like.
Three weeks still running.
Well, it wasn't the train's
fault.
Yeah, somebody got.
I mean it's.
Not like it jumped the track and
went and ran over somebody over
on the sidewalk.
So.
Next time a drunk driver hit
somebody and be like, hey man,
it wasn't my fault, you know,
just, well, 2. 100 It's a drunk
driver's fault.
I don't know if that track.
I just I.
Think your comparison's a
little.
Off Yeah.
Are you OK?
Give me Can you give me
something better?
Can you give me something that
I.
Talk about the illegal.
Aliens.
No, I wanna.
I really.
No, no, not illegal aliens.
These are aliens from outer
space.
Let's argue the fact.
Let's.
Talk about real aliens.
No, I would like you to really
give me a distinct reason.
Nothing like, hey, this guy
stood on the tracks, so he died
and then using hey, this guy got
drunk and killed somebody.
As a comparison, If you could
give me some type of comparison
as to why the train shouldn't
run because somebody stood on
the tracks, I would love to hear
it.
Because the conductor.
Conductor.
Because the conductor's drunk.
Do they have conductors on the
Brad Lane third guy with a black
suit and a little hat going
thick?
Head.
Thick head, yeah.
They're just automated now.
It's been a while since I've
been on it, but I don't remember
that guy.
Have you been on the bright
line?
I have.
Oh really?
My wife just took it with her
sister and brother-in-law when
they were.
Here was there a driver?
You know I didn't ask.
I would love to take it.
You've never been on it.
I'm not taking it.
It's killed 200 people.
Not on the inside.
Yeah, yeah.
Just watch out for the outside.
Don't touch that.
Get out in there.
Don't stand on really you've.
Never like taken your family
like down to Winter Park or
something.
Yeah, Mike.
That's all they did.
They rode.
From.
I'm talking about the one that
goes from like Central Florida
to South Florida.
Oh, that I haven't done that
one.
I've done the local.
Isn't that the bright line?
Yeah, that's still the bright
line too.
Yeah, the sun rails is what
Palmer's.
Talking about Oh, is that it?
Thank you.
Wow, I thought it was the same
thing.
Nope.
It's two totally different.
Things, guys, this is just a
character.
I know what he's talking about.
Yeah.
I thought about, I thought about
taking it down, but then once
you get down there, you've got a
Uber or rent a car.
I think there's a way to get a
chauffeur too tied into it.
Sounds expensive.
I'm sure there is, yeah.
But isn't that fancy, Uber?
Maybe.
Oh, the black one.
I'd like a, you know.
A.
What did he just say?
Uber Black.
Yeah.
Oh.
So you thought I was a racist?
Well, with you, you can never
tell.
Anyway.
The Empire State, which moved up
two spaces from last year in
alien abductions, Yeah, boasted
as staggering.
How many UFOs do you think they
saw in New York?
A lot of minutes.
Like within a year?
Like Oh no, this is since 1974.
Holy moly.
We're guessing a number. 8000
Sightings.
I'm going to go with 200. 8314
very good like.
That wow Christ.
There's no way you'd seen this
story.
There's no.
Way you're going to see this
story.
There's one for every 1000
residents.
What?
Yes, one in 1000, residents have
seen a UFO in the Empire State
of New York City.
I believe them.
They are, I believe all of them.
There's two states in ahead of
New York.
Two states.
Oh, no, behind, sorry.
New York's number one now they
moved up.
Oh, they were.
You just said that they they
moved to three, so now they're
#1.
They're number one.
They moved up two places to
number 1 from 3.
So that means there's only
830,000 residents.
Think about this did.
You stay in New York, so there's
no. 2 New York City, there's two
states.
OK, are you gonna guess?
Two more states.
I'm sorry for what?
A state that has seen a lot of
UFO sighting.
The number I have the number 20.
Wait, hold on.
This is so weird.
First place.
Oh yeah.
So they are three.
So I have 1:00 and 2:00.
OK, OK, OK.
But they have moved up two
spaces.
So they're the 3rd and there's
still two more than a superior.
Correct.
Guess one guess, one state what?
Oklahoma.
OK, and I'm gonna guess one
state, Nevada.
No.
OK.
Arizona, Washington State and
Delaware.
Yeah, because they have nothing
to do in either one of those
things.
Washington State and just.
Make.
Sure that Delaware's like this
big.
Right.
I know 1 encounter for every 928
residents.
Delaware.
Delaware.
It's tiny.
So is it?
So Wait a second, hold on.
Maybe it's because you're on the
coast.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Because you're saying two
different things now.
Now the ratio of people 1 to 928
is that that's not the
equivalent of the amount of
people like views.
We have 8000 views for New York.
Is Delaware?
Does Delaware have 8000 or more
than 8000 views?
They they don't give the total
to just how many, how many per
residents.
They're skewing that.
I'm willing to bet that they're
skewing that.
There's no way.
And what about Area 51?
How are we not talking?
How is that not happening?
Tremendous amount of.
We don't see aliens there
anymore, just every once in a
while because that's where they
keep them, right?
So when the ones from Delaware
get caught.
That's where they go.
That's where they go.
Makes sense, right?
So Delaware is a coastal city.
Maybe they see more because out
over the.
Wall.
Just Delaware, not anything else
on the coast.
Well, it's a small, like you
said, they don't have much to
do.
It's Delaware, right?
You don't think there's like
UFOs that are trying to extract
the guys from Area 51?
Oh, like rescue?
Yeah.
No, no, it's an air.
It's a air base, like a lot of
military.
Like they got like, no seal left
behind some scenario, right?
We got to go get them.
Yeah, we got to go get Bobby.
And Tom went down.
We got to go get them.
Yeah, you're not going to
believe this.
There's 49 guys down there.
The humanoids have the have our
friends.
They have TikTok.
We must use our superior
technology and take them back.
Yeah, but they always crash when
they get close, so.
God, another one.
We lost another ship.
Stop sending people there.
God's sakes, Borgo.
And what are you doing?
Oh, they got weird.
Names like Russian names.
An interesting, an interesting
fact from one of our viewers
watching, John Carney has just
said to me, you said something
in that. 42 has seen nearly. 41%
of bright line related deaths
are suicides.
Oh.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Outside by train.
So that makes it OK so we can
keep on with the train then?
I mean, if there's no driver I
guess.
So what?
You're pretty.
Much driver is an engineer,
that's who drives it so.
What you're saying to me is if a
drunk driver ran into a person
who wanted to die, it's OK.
Like, where are we at?
Where's the line?
I need to know where your line
is.
I mean, I guess it'd be OK.
Since it's on a track, would the
engineer really be a driver or
more of an accelerator?
Because he does.
He's not steering.
Did he accelerate when he saw
the person on the track?
Is the question.
Why do we drive in the Parkway
and park in the driveway?
I mean, how, how how deep you
want to go.
Right, Right.
OK All right.
So UFOs.
Got it.
Nice.
All right, Been a rumor going
around about Shaq.
Have you heard about Shaq's
rumor?
The Shaq, the.
Rumor No.
If this is one of those weird
Kevin Hart things.
No, the rumor is he dropped into
Sabrina Carpenter's DMS. Who
Sabrina Carpenter is I?
Have no idea who Sabrina
Carpenter is, I didn't really
know.
That she is some type of younger
pop star.
OK, so.
But he denies sending her racy
messages to pop singer Sabrina
Carpenter.
But they're like obscene
messages.
Yeah, that doesn't really sound.
Obscene we're.
Not going to say I'm on the
show.
Obscene.
So I mean.
Check box.
Let's see.
You know what, dude?
I don't know.
That doesn't really sound on
brand for Shaq to be honest.
Well I don't think it is to him
either because the stuff they
said that he said doesn't sound
like something he would say,
right?
But it is from his blue checked
account that only he has access
to right?
Is the only thing.
Well, you have to say in a deep
voice to see if it sounds like
something he would say.
They did part of it on the radio
today.
This is why I had the radio on
when you came in.
I needed one more story.
OK, so.
Where we're steamed from a
series of leaked screenshots
circulating on social media that
appeared to show the NBA legend
sending explicit and unhinged
messages to the singer.
Yeah, that, I don't know.
That doesn't track.
I mean, you never know, but.
Watch me snap my fingers.
Oh.
Was the genie.
I was thinking more of a Thanos
type of weird thing.
It was something about he would
capture all her farts in a
bottle and spread the shelf
stuff like.
That you know how you're going
to know it's true, yeah, is when
Kevin Hart comes out with a
stand up comedy of this whole
thing.
Yeah, why he did that?
He does.
He does jokes about Shaq all the
time.
Oh, so you think that if it was
real, he would make jokes about
it?
Yeah, if it's fake, he wouldn't
make jokes about it.
No, it's not funny I.
Think it makes it even funnier.
If it's fake, yeah.
Well, not if you're shy.
No, but like, I don't know, you
know, like it sounds like he.
There's no funny.
It sounds like he got hacked and
somebody's like, what's the most
outrageous thing we can do?
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said aggressive flirting with
the sender, using nicknames like
Big Diesel and making graphic
claims about his physical size.
Yeah, Carpenter supposedly
replied by telling O'Neill he
was way too famous to be sent in
messages like this.
Yeah, I don't.
She doesn't think it's him or
either that or she just saying
look, you're too famous to be
sending me explanations about
how big your.
I don't.
Little Shack is.
There's just no way.
So.
So she thinks it's fake.
No, she thought it was a real
and beginning, she said.
You're too famous to be sending
me.
I mean, we don't know you.
We honestly don't know, right?
Yeah.
Have you got, I mean, I don't
know, man.
The basketball players lately
have been kind of weird because
Ant Man, Kevin Durant, and
there's one more that slide in a
lot of people's DMS. Really.
Oh yeah, they talk about all.
The man, I thought he.
Not just DMS, they're in
comments.
But I thought Ant Man was like,
you know, he's got kids and
stuff now.
No, that's that's not I.
Have kids.
I don't think he has a wife.
I mean, he's he's sliding in
people's comments.
Like, man, if you were over here
in Minnesota, just wait.
Just wait.
And then Kevin Durant's like you
can't touch that.
Like you can't touch the
three-point line or something.
You know, there's a whole bunch
of stuff like that.
Kevin Durant's savage.
Yeah, yeah, he's not sliding at
the end.
She's ripping Anthony Edwards
apart on a daily basis.
Right, right.
Message.
Just Commissioner John Carney.
Yeah.
Carney yeah, but we we won't be
able to hear that.
So he said that Kevin Durant is
a savage and he's just ripping
people apart on on Twitter all
the time.
Well, specifically Anthony
Edwards.
Specifically Anthony.
Yeah.
Who would you rather have on
your team, Kevin Durant or
Anthony Edwards?
Phil.
Oh, Kevin Durant.
Really.
OK.
Probably.
What about the best?
Score of all that.
What about you, Palmer?
He doesn't.
I don't even know how to speak
away.
I'm going to Ant man.
I like Ant man better.
I mean, I like his style, but
Kevin Durant's one of the purest
shooters of all time.
The second Ant Man movie wasn't
any good.
No, it was good.
The same first one.
Wasp, Ant man and wasp.
Oh, was there a third one?
Then what was the one?
We went to the other dimension.
You know, I didn't see any of
them.
Don't like movies about people
that get small he.
Doesn't like Paul Rudd?
Oh, you know, like Paul.
Rudd hilarious I.
Like Paul Rudd, I think he's
hilarious.
I.
Didn't realize we haven't done
cigar news yet.
We're 45 minutes in.
Yeah, well.
You're gonna have to edit.
That's that word towards the.
End.
You're gonna have to edit some
stuff or something.
Yeah, especially the one.
Yeah.
Hey do you have a video for the
show too or I do?
00.
I have a video.
It's not the one that Crusaders
sent you.
I told you flat out, you made a
comment that I don't have
videos.
I'm sitting in this chair.
I'm gonna have a video all.
Right.
What's this video?
Oh, you.
Sent it.
Oh, that was my D.
No, I'm sending it right now.
Carner is probably texting you.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, it was Carner.
Yeah, he's implementing things.
So this was a tweet from Iran
military media.
Oh yes, he said.
Oh, so it's legit?
And it says to all American
soldiers, we hope you've been
informed that hashtag Iran is
the place where Palestinian,
Lebanese, Iraqi, and I'm going
to botch it that Yemeni.
Yemeni, thank you fighters have
mastered ground combat at a
highly professional level.
You're about to face a true
master of ground warfare.
Welcome to Hairan Habibi.
And there's a video.
Can you?
Listen to a sound.
Or no, no, no, no sound.
There's music of like their
military.
But they're no more.
They're no more.
We haven't destroyed the
military, just all the boats and
the planes.
I you know.
What's left?
Fucking Horse and Garrett.
I got to be honest, dude.
Ground troops.
They have legs.
Camels.
I think most of the people
weren't hiding.
Look, how do we know these are
their people in this video?
Well.
Here's what I'm going to tell
you.
If we're going to compare, if
we're.
Going to put a 9mm.
Well, let me know.
I'll I'll yeah, if we're going
to compare the conversation of
military solely based on
production quality of of of the
military, Yeah, we blow them out
of the water just with our ads
for joining the.
Military, That's what it looks
like.
Looks like the the Navy SEAL
act.
I mean, we could blow them out
of the water just sending them a
clip of GI Joe the movie.
Just the movie, Yeah, of the
Rock.
Here's the latest.
Yeah, here's the oh, the snake
guys, right, The snake guys, the
ninja guy.
Yeah, wait till these guys show
up.
That's right.
These guys are coming.
We have a Mutant Ninja.
He's so tough he doesn't have
to.
Talk.
You'll never hear him coming.
You'll never hear him make a
sound.
Yeah, all our guys are called
Ripsaw and Lady Jane like in
Slaughter.
Like, I don't know, like, what's
the thought process of this?
Hey, we're gonna throw this
tweet out here.
Yeah.
Just so you know, we also have
video cameras too.
Like I like we.
Have AI as well.
Yeah.
Isn't there like some type of
comedian guy that's like a he
does like a funny Iranian
soldier thing?
There is a guy that does has a
Middle Eastern accent, yeah, who
has become popular because of
the war, Yeah, but he's making
fun of the people in the
audience, other Pakistan Indian
type people.
Yeah, I haven't seen any of
that.
Oh, he's hilarious.
Is he?
Yeah.
OK, so.
Yeah.
So yeah, the video doesn't do
anything.
So yeah, you're retired
military.
Does that, how does that make
you feel?
Do you feel threatened by that
at all?
He's.
Military adjacent.
This is the closest thing I got.
Oh, OK, sorry.
Wow, although I can't get your
grandfather here right now so.
Or if if Carney was here, you
could ask him questions.
He runs with Seals now.
He's, he's practically, yeah.
Practically one of them.
It's not stolen valor if he's
walking around military, right?
Yeah, because he gets that they.
Probably showed him the
handshake.
Yeah, like the secret handshake.
Does he use the Home Depot
discount?
He does.
He does the military discount,
he does.
He saves 10%.
No, this doesn't make me don't
worry at all.
Yeah.
Do you feel worried about this?
Do.
You think because they made a
video?
No.
This is pretty dumb.
It's all but I mean you.
Some of the pictures you can't
even tell it's their people.
Yeah, it's probably AI.
It could be our people, you
know.
Check this out before sore shot
down A Really.
Good video about seals.
We should make it ours.
Before we close sore, we we put
this together right, right.
You know what videos we should
show?
We should show the one like when
we extracted Bin Laden and then
like we we found all the guys in
the caves and stuff like maybe
we should remind them.
Send them e-mail in these
videos.
This is what just happened not
too long back.
You guys remember this?
I would just send the video of
the 49 people.
Yeah, that, yeah.
And then the beeper 1.
This is our this.
Is our they send a bunch of
beepers?
Yeah.
Prepare for ground like we'll
just send these flying little
drones in there and just.
Sir, you're never gonna believe,
but what's all these beepers
being sent to us?
Yeah, great.
We need new beepers.
They send us 49 of them.
Says there's 49 of them.
He laughs at his own jokes.
Really.
Hard.
He loves his own humor.
Him out, Boo Boo.
Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo.
Whatever his name is, who knows?
Aga Boo Boo, Aga Boo Boo.
Okay, I hope to God you have
some kind of hoot and young news
for the cigar news.
It would be nice, but there was
not anything out of it.
So he's he's.
We have some.
Well, we've done an hour.
You want to jump to What's the
score?
No, Give me at least one cigar.
News.
All right, let's find a good.
One, it's a cigar hustler's
podcast, Yeah.
There's a 10th anniversary
Cavalier Geneva cigar.
They've been around for 10
years.
Apparently.
Wow, it's.
Got 10 different types of
tobacco.
They they, they're sticking with
the ten thing.
It's the 10th anniversary.
So it's gonna be 10 for the
10th. 10th anniversary Box 10
Tenth anniversary You wanna know
what?
All the tobacco.
Yeah, yeah.
No, just tell me is it I don't
need to know the 10 tobaccos?
Is it boxes of 10 all?
Right, hold on, let's find out.
We gotta get that far.
Sorry.
There's it's a long list of
tobacco, right?
No 14 count boxes.
We we just blew it.
They blew it right there.
You're.
Throwing it up right out the
window.
We had a theme and we blew it.
And they're not given the price
yet.
Are they 10?
They're probably 10.
Bucks No, they're not given the.
Price.
No, they're more than 10.
Dollars not till the PCA
Convention and Trade show from
2026 from April 18th to the
20th.
I'm going to guess with 14 of
the boxer, probably not ten.
Dollars.
We don't know the price.
We know the price and not
mentioned until you go to the
trade show.
You got to go see him.
Nope, we haven't heard of that
brand before.
Chateau.
Is that legit?
OK, I have I have cigar news
here.
OK, go ahead.
Yeah, breaking.
Breaking cigar news, Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Actually good drink, right?
Yeah.
Miraval hires new national sales
director Eric Vadela.
Eric Vadela.
And he's in the audience right
now.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
New national news.
Something bigger.
What?
Huh.
What's that said?
Are we big or what?
Yeah, we're kind of a big deal.
Has he even been released yet?
He came here.
First, yeah, he wanted, he
wanted to announce it to us,
right?
Great.
And there he is.
Would you like to interview him
briefly?
Not with six minutes left.
Just a 6 minute interview, yeah.
And you are OK.
Thank you.
Hey, you got to go.
Wait is Carl he does have a nice
shoot on his dress, way nicer
than you are in your camo
sleeveless vest and and
sweatpants.
Is that sweatpants?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, one guy is clearly
established in luxury, right?
And then there's brand and then
there's John Carney.
There's.
Carney, right?
Yeah.
I like the new Carney.
But to be fair, his guys would
kill you.
His guys take you to dinner, you
know.
I'm I'm leaning towards the guys
take me to dinner.
Really.
Yeah, well then the other guys
will kill you.
If I went to dinner.
No, that's what they do if you
don't buy their cigars.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Oh, I have to buy their cigars
or I die.
Yes, I'm on a lot.
That's that's their new slogan.
They're taking after the the 2
girls.
Oh, so it's 4 words.
Buy cigars or die.
The comma.
You know what?
That actually I like that.
Do you like that?
That's a pretty good slogan.
Oh, we're gonna take that then.
That is trademark.
Buy cigars or die.
Yes, 4 words.
Two years.
Dagestan Forget.
Is there a comma?
OK, well, hey, congratulations,
Eric.
That's a big deal, you know,
Good for you.
Did the watch?
I'm excited for you.
Good watch.
No, I've had this boy.
Forever, actually.
Oh.
You should tell people he's
already got money you.
Guys tell people that came with
a job.
That's a good story.
You have to do this.
That's here.
Breaking news Eric Vadela gets
new watch as he's hired for
national sales director of
Mirapell.
Oh, it's nice.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
They're gonna be right next to
us at the trade show.
Oh, perfect.
I love it, that's probably why.
It's better than waving the
League of Fat Bastards guys for
four or five.
Yeah, we can get some.
We can.
We can snipe $100 cigars from
them.
There you go.
Yeah.
OK.
What's that taste like?
All right, online cigar sales
are gonna be loud in Utah.
They voted them in.
Oh, it's official.
It's official in 2027.
Starting next year, cigar
smokers in Utah will be able to
order cigars from out of state
and have them shipped to their
homes in Utah.
Well, welcome to modern times,
Utah.
Unlike California, on Monday
March 23rd, Governor Spencer Cox
signed HB447-A bill that reverse
current laws that prevent a non
face to face sales of cigars and
pipe tobacco to customers in
Utah.
Currently, Utah and Hawaii are
only two states that ban the
shipment of cigars to consumers.
Not anymore.
Welcome Utah.
As part of the new out of state
retailers that want to sell
customers in Utah will need to
obtain a license.
There it is.
OK.
Post a bond OH post a bond
ranging from 500 to $1500.
Agree to a third party age
verification, maintain certain
records for the state and use
signature required shipping
services.
Monday and a second story.
We decided this is not a good
idea.
What we decided is not a good.
Idea.
There's a lot of stuff you got
to do to be able.
To do yeah, this is terrible.
This is terrible.
Yeah, Keep records of who are we
ship to in their ages.
Or here's what we can do, we can
just strike out Utah on the site
so that you would can't sit
there anyways.
Most notably, they will need to
collect the state's excise tax
on cigars, 86% of the wholesale
price.
Out of your mind.
Without any sort of cap, the
highest in the nation.
OK, let's see.
This is This doesn't work for
us.
All right, so Utah's still a
train wreck.
Right, still listed with Hawaii.
You want to sell cigars?
Wait, see, you tricked us.
We thought they thought you're
doing the right thing, right?
And here you are just screwing
your own people.
But still, Greg, though they
have to keep all the records and
everything for Utah.
Yeah, in a separate folder,
binder and safe.
Apparently I.
Don't think we even wholesale to
anybody in Utah.
No.
Oh, I wonder if that makes a
difference.
No, they'd have to report their
own.
Right, all right, now it's time
for the industry's favorite
game.
What's the score?
August 16th, 2010.
Brooks Whittington.
There's a reviewer.
It is a Tatwa.
Hey, Tatwa.
Hey Port Enderloin. 97 Yep.
Right 97 and stick with my
camera.
Cigar reviews have to go first
this time.
OK, 97. 96.
Century of Origin Nicaraguan
Factory My father Rapper
Connecticut Broadly Binder
Nicaraguan Filler Nicaraguan.
Based on the J21 blend of
fillers.
Yep, OK.
So 5 and an eighth by 52.
Robusto extra sells for $8 back
then and he smoked 3 cigars.
Phil, what do you always do?
You take your time.
He lights his cigar as soon as
we start the game.
Everything.
Yeah, it's a good.
Thing you went to 9292 93.
The cigar delivers a rich, well
balanced profile with notes of
dark chocolate, leather and
coffee while the spice stays
controlled and never
overwhelming. 92. 93.
Clue #2 The transition into the
second third is excellent,
bringing in a creamy texture and
deeper coffee flavors that add
complexity and keep the
experience engaging. 92. 93.
Clue #3 The cigar can get hot
toward the final third and the
strength ramps up unexpectedly,
which may catch some smokers off
guard. 90. 93.
Final thought, I have made no
secret of the fact that some of
the latest releases from Tetuahe
have even been hit, The Tetuahe
Pete Cassador, Petite Cassador
Reserva and Misses Tetuahe
Outlaw, but the pork tenderloin
is everything great I've come to
love from one of Pete's limited
production sticks.
Spicy and creamy all at once
with a noticeable strength and
changing flavors, this one is a
cigar that will only get better
with time.
I would suggest that if you are
on the fence about buying any.
You should take the plunge and
if you don't like them, I will
buy them off of you.
Wow.
Outside of the aforementioned SW
Maduro, which wasn't meant to be
a single store release to begin
with, this is easily the best
single store release that Pete
has ever released and I really
don't know how it's going to top
it.
How he's going to top it.
Phil.
This was a really good cigar and
Brooks loves the TAT 94.
Oh, I win 93.
You went the wrong way. 9595.
Yep.
Oh man, well I nailed it last
episode.
So you didn't nail this one.
But I win.
Wow, I win 95. 90.
Five.
That's wild.
This guy loves that every tattoo
that he reviews is high.
But he didn't say Coco nibs.
It doesn't matter, he.
Said well we might not have
pulled the Coco nibs.
We might not have pulled the
Coco nibs.
Yeah, I don't pull it.
AI pulls it.
And it was a good cigar.
I mean, I don't think it was a
95, but their scale's weird.
You say that every time.
All the Tats were scored rather
high except for one and we've
already done that when they
scored low that.
Went the wrong way.
Yes, it went the wrong way.
I thought for sure like I was
trying to bait them to keep it
up there.
Right.
I I screwed myself.
Yes, I liked your confidence
there.
Oh, I've got this 93.
Yeah.
Nope, you could have.
Confidence remains.
Hey, April 1st I'm doing an
online HERF with the beer 911
guys.
That's the only event I got
scheduled at the moment because
we're going to the PCA trade
show.
The well anyway, the 17th,
probably. 17th to the 21st more
than likely.
Something like that.
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We hope you enjoyed the
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