ACHP Episode 499 Teeth, Speed & Secrets - Then Light One Up
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What I'm going to do is Cigar
Hustler Podcast 499 just one
away from 500.
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You know 500 falls on April
Fools Day.
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OK.
I'm Mike Farmer, your host, and
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And now tell your mother you're
on the show again so she'll be
happy.
Yeah, she's a avid.
Avid.
Well, she is now.
Yeah, she watches when he comes.
On Yeah, it's now you are.
My baby's on.
Phil needed the day off.
He's on the set of one of his
new movies, Under a tree,
Illegal Love.
And then as my coach, as always,
Mikey, it's Preston Tuesday,
step on Kevitch.
OK, but this airs Wednesday.
Yeah, I know.
But we everybody knows we
recorded a day early.
It's still Preston Tuesday.
Doesn't matter what day this
goes on, OK?
Preston was not here today,
though.
He'll be here later.
He's become a diva now.
He went specific times and
varies weekly the day and time.
Listen, he's gotten semi famous
and he's making demand the
league.
Is the season's about start?
So it's it gets like the times
and everything are a little bit
crazier for him.
So what I said was correct.
No, he's not a.
You're just.
Explaining why he's a diva, that
doesn't negate the fact that he
is.
He's not a diva.
He's very defensive for his
little friend.
All right, in today's show, give
up your passwords or go to jail.
Hong Kong isn't asking twice.
A Florida woman bites a cop like
it's part of the plan.
A guy's doing 100 swears of
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Now getting on to some comments.
Let's see what we got in the
comment section.
My favorite one for the day.
Guns, gear and smokes you good?
Yeah, I didn't know what it
says.
I know, I know, wrote Palmer
will be the guy to have the
coolest gas and brake pedals at
his funeral.
The brake pedal cover came off
yesterday.
Yeah, dude, what are we doing?
Well, I did put it back on, but
it came off again today.
So, but if you read one of the
other comments, there is I'm.
I'm getting there.
I'm getting there.
Calm down.
Calm down, Jules, Calm down.
Yeah.
You know, you know that's from.
I.
Oh, you don't know Pulp Fiction
Data Cash 2004 said bring your
car over.
We will put some Loctite Red on
it and those pedals will never
come off.
It's, you know, listen, that is
really nice of data cache to
say.
However, can either one of you
actually see the pedals?
Let's be honest, We're talking
geriatric repair here.
See the pedals?
You can see the pedals.
Sure.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's your response.
Well, I can see the pedals.
I can see the pedals.
Otherwise, why would I put them
on?
I don't.
I feel like they're just blurry
little squares that you see and
you admire.
My eyes aren't that bad,
Michael.
Are you sure I'm over here,
Michael?
I see you OK.
Do you?
Or is it just like a couple
shapes?
Nope.
I can even see the BDP on the
ship.
It's not the BDP.
This is, this is Phil.
No, it's not, is it?
It says BDP right across it, no?
It doesn't, says Flamingo Phil.
Yeah, we need a Flamingo.
Phil Mitchy, Maduro said.
As a kid I made Mac and cheese
with tuna.
I also added lemon pepper.
Gave it that citrus twang too.
It's a good go to man, no?
I'm waiting on the funny ones
that you're supposed to be
reading.
You just read all of them now?
What are you talking about?
He just told us what he made for
that.
He made Tuna Helper a dinner.
We can, yeah.
We can review on that.
We talked.
About it, I know we talked about
it.
I mentioned my mother made made
tuna helper and you poo pooed my
mother's recipe.
Your your mother is.
She is now.
She wasn't then.
I want you to go and have her
make this meal for you.
Oh no, she doesn't cook.
She doesn't cook.
Yeah, like let's do it.
Let's plug you've.
Never used the dishwasher in our
house.
Let's plug back in the stove
and.
The place will burn down we
can't do.
It all of Phil's comparisons
from T Money.
All of Phil's comparisons as of
late have missed the mark worse
than his sports picks.
Mikey should have a mute button
for his microphone.
We think of that.
Well, it's getting a lot easier
because he doesn't talk into it
so.
Yeah, right.
I'm talking over here.
And those are the comments that
I'm going to read today.
So if you want to hear your
comment on the show, if it's
borderline funny or not even
funny or questionable at best,
read it.
Anyway, I may just read all
three at General, so let's go
ahead and post it and maybe
you'll hear it on the next show.
What else am I forgetting?
Is that it 123?
That's it.
That's all I got.
All right, let's get into this
show.
All right, Hong Kong officials
have changed the electronic laws
in Hong Kong.
Really.
Triple G and I made that trip to
Hong Kong.
Yeah.
Do you remember the trip GI?
Do.
All right, now they.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
He did much better than that,
Chair.
Yeah, he did.
I do.
There's too much going on.
I have to watch all these
buttons and screens.
It's not easy.
Yet of a lot.
So here's.
So here's here's what you have
just done if if you don't step
up your game de facto when you
need to fill in, you're in this
chair.
I don't even know I have to fill
in.
You you have to fill it.
Because you're here.
Yeah.
Our options to get slim some
days.
Because my Diva Preston friend
couldn't be here at 10, He's
going to be here at noon.
Right, which affected the Phil's
time because the movie shoot was
at 10 and he wanted to be here
at noon.
Why do you have?
Preston do this.
I've tried to get Preston on the
show, he refuses.
Why?
You don't know when you watch
the Guard.
He doesn't have to.
I like you, you're my brother.
He could sit over there and flip
the buttons.
Yes.
That would probably be below
him.
Beneath him.
OK, anyway, now in Hong Kong, a
Hong Kong official can come up
to you and tell you to hand him
your laptop and give him your
logins.
If you refuse, you go to Hong
Kong jail.
Hong Kong jail.
Hong Kong.
Jail.
Well, yeah, no, because it's
part of China.
Well, yeah, but even before you
would.
Well, I don't know if that's
necessarily why they changed it.
They changed it like 20 years
ago.
But so they can search your
phone, your laptop and you have
to give them all your logins and
passwords.
We don't have any rights in
China.
Don't.
No.
Isn't that how that works?
Well, it is a communist country.
Even though Hong Kong is run
separately, you still have some
rights in Hong Kong.
But they changed the law so that
they can do it.
These have carried out an
unusual height.
Oh, this is something completely
different.
But yeah, that's, that's the new
deal there.
You can't say no.
They take care of their force.
They confiscate your
electronics, then they
confiscate you.
They take your electronics, then
they take you right?
They take your kids or anything
like that as.
Well, of course, to the camps,
the whole family.
Well, if you have your children
with you and they have
electronics too and refuse their
passwords.
Yeah, what if they're just
watching TikTok or whatever?
You.
Gotta give me your TikTok
password.
Their TikTok is way better than
ours.
Apparently it has like
educational stuff and.
Actually, the educational stuff.
No it doesn't, not really.
Well, the problem is you don't
watch any of that, so you never
see any I.
Don't really watch TikTok, I
don't really go.
On then you're speaking without
knowledge.
Well, the theory was that when
China would purposely make sure
that they were feeding
educational things to their
kids, and then we would just,
and they would integrate dumb
stuff to our kids.
Oh yeah.
That was why the whole TikTok
needs to get out of China's
hands thing happened.
They give them AI thought it was
because they were hacking and
getting all our private
information.
I guess not too.
Wow, that makes sense.
Their version of history is
slanted also.
That borderline?
What do you say?
What do you say?
Borderline racist right there,
buddy.
No, it's not.
I had a Chinese exchange student
and she even told me one day
that they weren't communist.
They teach them in school that
they're not communist and there
were certain things that I had
known about in history with
China that their version is
completely.
Different.
Did you try explaining it to her
why they were?
Yeah, she got very upset and she
cried and said I was being mean.
Why are you being mean to the
poor?
It wasn't being mean, I was just
trying to explain to her what
her government is teaching her
is not correct.
Did it like take you into some
like shouting at her and like no
you're wrong type stuff?
Oh, not at all.
OK, so how did how did it
unfold?
Like, what'd you ask?
We were just talking one day and
she said we're not even
communist or, or something to
that effect.
And then there's a there's a
Tibet, A Tibetan uprising where
Chinese attacked them.
But her version is that the
Tibetan people attack the
Chinese.
Yeah, the monks were evil.
Right, that type of thing.
I mean, the monks are notorious
for having.
Very peaceful people.
Like they don't even kill bugs,
they take them up and put them
outside.
To save the bugs, yeah.
They're not allowed to kill
anything.
Oh, OK.
All right, well, that's good.
And then?
So you made her cry.
She got upset.
How old is this little girl?
Back then she was 19 ish I
guess.
So you're making little kids cry
to.
Be fair, she was a communist.
So be fair, she was.
She was, but she didn't know it
and now she lives in Australia,
so she's not a communist
anymore.
I don't how much.
I don't know if Australia is
really that much better.
Than China?
Yeah, sure.
They're kind of like us.
No way, they have way more
regulations.
They have more regulation, but
the government's not a communist
government though.
OK, but I just don't think
they're that much better.
How much better could they
honestly be than China?
They got Kangaroos.
So what's wrong with that?
Some of them are aggressive.
We have alligators.
All of them are aggressive.
We don't have crocodiles, yes.
We do.
We have some crocodiles.
Crocodiles are way worse.
We have crocodiles.
Not as many as Australia.
Well, no.
Good day mate.
Great.
Is that how is that the
crocodile stuff?
Yeah, that's how the crocodiles
stuff and they have little hats.
Oh, I thought the Kangaroos had
the hats.
I know the king.
That's ridiculous.
The creeks don't have.
What about a wallaby?
Do the Wallabies wear some?
Kangaroos have like eye patches.
Oh, from previous fights.
Yeah, they cover the.
Very aggressive, they'll drown
you.
They will.
That's what they do to the dogs.
They drowned dogs, yes.
OK, then they could want.
To look it up again, go ahead
and look it up.
Well then they could just send
them to China and then they
could eat them.
The Kangaroos or the dogs?
The dead dogs?
Oh, they've outlawed that again.
I think it was northern China
that started the tradition of
eating the dogs again.
And banned.
I believe it's been banned.
No more dogs.
Well, I'm sure there's still
some people that you know.
How are you going to regulate
that?
Right.
You can't really, you know.
Seems obnoxious.
OK.
Well, the factory so Greg too,
he had dogs a trip before and I
go what happened to the the dogs
you had and the guy goes
Christmas rubbed his belly.
Did he really?
Yeah, he ate the dogs,
everything.
He said Christmas.
Yeah, they ate him over a
Christmas dinner.
What's your what's your go to
for Christmas dinner?
What do you eat?
Me?
Yeah.
Turkey Turkey Turkey ham One of
those 2 not dog.
Dog is in a go to for you.
No.
If you had to eat a dog right,
what dog would you eat?
If I had to eat 1 specifically,
yeah.
Which everyone was handy.
No, you got to get a certain
breed I'm looking for.
Well, let's pick one of the big
ones.
So there's a lot of meat go
around.
You want a hefty dog?
Sure.
Which one?
Let's go with a Newfoundland.
They're pretty big.
Newfoundland.
Yeah, I don't like German food,
so I don't want a German.
You don't want German Shepherd.
I don't like German food.
Yeah, no.
You don't like German?
Like you don't like sauerkraut
or anything?
No, I don't like Bratwurst.
I don't know even know what a
Newfoundland dog would be.
What kind of dog would you eat
if you had Rottweiler?
That's fast and easy.
That's a big dog.
That's a great answer.
Yeah, that's a great answer.
Less hair to cut off too.
Well, they they're hairy.
Yeah, but the Newfoundlands have
the long hair.
Yes, you are right.
Because it's insulated.
It's that triple thick hair when
they swim in the cold water.
Yeah, think I'd go like golden
retriever.
Oh my God.
Because that what the
friendliest dog sure is like.
The Angel of all dogs, Yeah.
No.
Kidding is wrong with you.
I really think that that would
upset somebody.
Oh my God.
You know.
Well, yeah, like I would
hopefully like I did.
You just say lassie.
Probably like the worst answer.
Yeah, yeah, intentional.
Good Lord.
I think like something worse
would be Chihuahua.
That's just.
That's just.
Ignorant.
That's a snack just like an.
Appetizer just because of size
sense.
Yeah.
It's an appetizer, Yeah.
And then it might be spicy like
Mexican food, sometimes spicy.
Pomeranian.
See.
Why are you going so small?
You're not even going to get
full.
Right.
It's ridiculous you're going.
To eat like four or five of
those.
Yeah, like 4 or 5A fleet of
Pomeranians are.
You doing the world justice by
eating them.
Eating Pomeranians?
Yeah.
Why?
Well, just like the Chihuahua,
they're yappy little dogs.
OK, so we eat the yappy ones,
Yeah.
Round them up, put them in the
cans.
I've seen little ones hanging in
windows of butcher shops over
there you go.
You go down the wrong alley, you
find a string of shops.
Maybe you probably shouldn't be
going.
To like big dogs or like little
ones.
The little ones, the little
ones.
Oh my God, that's terrible.
Well, they would they have been
shaved and like roasted and they
were, you know, hanging by the
like a.
Chicken.
They hang in the window.
Yeah, yeah, like a rotisserie
chicken.
China Adventures from Palmer.
Did you tell Greg we met the the
man who provides all the
rotisserie chickens for Publix?
Oh no, I didn't.
We did meet the man where Mr.
Tidwell in Alabama.
Yeah, well, not not all of them.
For Publix, he does like.
He's one of three.
He's what he.
Said well yeah, well, he does
like Popeyes as well and.
Yeah, how many chickens did he
say he had again?
Was it it?
It's close to £5,000,000 of
chickens a year.
That's pretty impressive.
Yeah, like this guy's attached
to his farm.
He's like, I can't go far.
Yeah, he's got like a beeper.
You know, I get called, I get
notified when something's going
wrong and I have to run there.
If not, I'm going to lose 30,000
chickens, right?
Like damn.
Yeah, I told him the chickens I
had and it was 22.
And he goes.
I lost that many yesterday.
Yeah, losing 22 chickens to a
guy that's got millions of
chickens, right.
Wow.
OK, So what the hell were we
talking about?
We're talking about Hong Kong to
take in your laptops and put you
in jail.
Oh yeah?
Well, look, you know, what do
you expect?
It's a not.
Going to have my laptop taken.
So like even in Australia, even
in the airport, so when we would
get, when you go, you don't have
to technically leave the airport
to get to China.
You go over to the other side.
You don't even clear customs and
you get on the ferry.
So while you're waiting on the
ferry, the guy comes up and goes
laptop password.
Give you give to me what is
login.
Well, it's not Russian, but.
Right.
I'm sorry.
That's OK.
What's the?
What?
What is your password?
It is astastic. 7A capital A.
Spell for me.
Spell for me.
What does that?
What does that look like in
Chinese symbols?
Let me write this down.
Swipe swipe Google swiggly line
Red Square.
You know Dave Burke cigar
jukebox, you can get his opinion
on Australia.
I bet you had.
Maybe he won't tell you because
he doesn't want to get abducted.
Get abducted by the Australian
secret police.
Yeah, today mate, did the truck.
Yeah, they actually, they, I
heard that they, they've trained
Kangaroos and they're part of
like their SWAT team.
I think you're making that.
No, it's true.
Yeah, and they use the
crocodiles as well.
Only the ones of the hats.
Only the ones of the hats, yeah.
All right, Chinese.
Got it.
Something's crackling in the
audio it just started about. 38
seconds ago, is it still
crackling?
When you speak.
See why is it always that chair?
It's not always this chair I.
Think you might have just
knocked the wire a little loose
inside the receiver.
How's that?
Say a series of things.
Say a series of things.
Over and over again.
It's good to go.
I think we're good.
Yeah, I'm on to you.
Man I'm just trying to help do
my job I'm in charge of.
Audio.
All right, let's go.
NVIDIA next story.
All right, These have carried
out unusual heist in Europe.
Oh yeah, did.
You hear about this?
No, they have stole 12 tons over
400,000 bars of Kit Kat
chocolate.
These men have no sold.
Who does that?
Who would steal 30 bag lunches?
Wait, do you know where?
Do you know where Kit Kats are
made?
No.
They were traveling from a
factory in central Italy.
Oh, those Sorry, this isn't
where they're going.
But that's not where they were
made, but where they're going
from central Italy to Poland,
which apparently loves Kit Kat
bars.
You know what that tracks?
I'm Polish and I love a good Kit
Kat.
The vehicle vanished during
transit and has not been
recovered, with manufacturers
Nestle confirming the shipment
was part of a new product range
intended for distributing it
across.
Europe, Oh my God.
So they got something new,
Something new.
They're a part of the How much
do you think they stole?
Well, how much was it worth?
1,000,000 millions of Kit Kats.
Well, wait, I gave you a
#400,000 bars.
So how much is A?
How much is a regular Kit Kat
pack?
Let's figure a buck.
Maybe a couple, Maybe. $2.00
yeah.
And so.
Almost $1,000,000.
Yeah, over $800,000 worth of Kit
Kat Bar.
I think at the gas station
they're like 3 and change so it
would be through the thrush.
Convenience store, you know, it
would be really, really
sickening if they just took the
truck and they just left it
somewhere so it all melted and
became destroyed.
Oh, they just don't like them.
Yeah, yeah.
It was like, yeah, it was like a
terrorist attack against.
Kit Kat.
Kit Kat, Yeah.
So these Italians.
Did it?
No, they were made at an Italian
factory.
OK.
They were driving them to Poland
for distribution and they stole
it somewhere in between.
And we have no idea.
The truck is still missing and
never made it to Poland.
There's 400,000 Kit Kat floating
around Europe somewhere.
Is this one of those scenarios
where is like a couple of dudes
and like we're going to take
that truck?
They had no idea what the truck
was and like they were hoping it
was electronics or something.
Well, if.
It's coming from the factory.
You'd think it would say
Nestle's or something on the
side.
I think it would just be a white
truck.
Maybe Nestle's in Italian is TV?
Maybe it maybe translate the
same, Maybe it's very possible.
What do you think?
Right?
I like to think it's a bunch of
drunken nincompoops that were
sitting around doing nothing,
saw the truck capitalize on the
opportunity, then discovered a
lot of Kit Kats.
Oh, there's a growing problem of
organized cargo theft in that
part of the world, really.
So you're right.
They're probably just, they're
just stealing big trucks.
They just took stuff.
They just taking trucks?
How pissed would you be?
I don't know, I like Kit Kats.
Correct then.
I like Kit Kats.
I mean.
Like we got dude, check out
four. 100,000 Kit Kats.
How many TV's are in here?
Do you think they open it up?
Boom.
Kit Kats Somewhere on the side
of the road there's these three
big Italian guys sick to their
stomach when chocolate.
Is passed out.
Chocolate around their faces and
melting bars in their hands.
We, oh, we found the thieves.
They were comatose.
They had a sugar induced coma.
Proof.
I took it well, Sir, it's all.
Over you.
It wasn't.
There's no evidence here of the
Kit Kats.
There's 400,000 empty wrappers.
All right, but the bad news is
going into Easter weekend, there
is now a shortage of kit cash.
Oh, good.
Now we're seeing first the gas,
now the Kit Cash, super premium
on the Kit Cash.
So no Kit Kats in Poland for
Easter apparently.
Guys, I'm very sorry if you
would like to tell your
relatives.
Lucky for us, we live in the
United.
States.
Or maybe Greg could sell a
couple of cases to some Polish
cousins or something.
Right.
Hey, I got.
Yeah, you got.
I got the hook up for you right.
I got Kit Kats.
I'm your guy.
I'm your guy, Kit Kat Hustler.
Boom, Hustler.
Kit Kats.
You know what Kit Kats are made
of?
Yeah, other.
Yeah, other Kit Kats.
Ones that did not pass
inspection, yeah, yeah, they
grind them up and put them on
the inside.
Yeah, they send the Kit Kats
back to the.
Did you know that the Kit Kats
are cannibalizing themselves?
That no, yeah.
Yeah, the ones that are
considered inferior, they
consume.
The ones that skip rejects are
made into morgue.
It's kind of like Hollywood when
they eat the babies, Allegedly,
allegedly, allegedly.
Yeah, they just eat the bad
ones.
Allegedly.
Oh, the black market, though, is
now flooded with Kit Kats.
Is it really?
Yeah.
So it successfully made it made
it to the channels.
Yeah, good impact availability
on shelves and may even appear
on unofficial markets.
How does that work?
What do you walk into a
convenience store and be like,
do you want Kit Kat?
They have Kit Kats for you.
I give you good deal on Kit Kat.
You pay $0.75.
Today you pay $0.50.
Apparently Kit Kats are very
well tracked.
They have QR codes.
Batch codes to help identify
stolen goods.
So when the Kit Kat police show
up, better make sure you don't
show them one of the ones with
the numbers.
On it, do you think that there's
somebody going around kind of
checking this sort of thing?
Well, now, yeah, now the
authorities are looking.
What country do you start in?
Italy, where they took them.
They're out, they're on their
way, they're out of Italy
already.
Well, they were on their way out
of Italy.
They never, you know, they have
no records of them.
Pat crossing the border I.
See what you're saying?
You're saying that the most
crime in Europe is Italian and
it's Italian mob Mob.
We got the Kit Kat.
OK, we got the Kit Kat.
Take the gun, leave the Kit Kat.
So what they're telling them
now?
No, it's take the Kit Kat.
You got to leave the gun, leave
the gun, take the cannoli.
So it's leave.
The gun the other way around, I
thought.
I came in with the cannolis and
took the gun.
No, rookie, you never take the
gun.
You leave it there.
That way it doesn't track.
So I was going to bring it out
and shoot the guy.
This is after.
This is after the.
Guy's shot.
I'm sorry I'm so unfamiliar with
the murderer and how it works.
I apologize.
This is why we can't take him
with us.
Can't you know what I mean?
No, no, leave me in the car.
I'm a driver, You're a
liability.
You're definitely.
Not I'm not a liability you.
Can't be the driver with the
double pedals, No.
Well, we're not.
Taking my car, yeah.
May crack under questioning.
That's why he has 75 cars.
We take one of his, taking one
of them.
We just got to hope it works
that day.
Can't.
Yeah, I can't take the Hummer.
They're going to know we're
coming.
Yeah, but we don't stop, never
stop us.
And hopefully they're not in a
car that can go over 60 miles an
hour because they're going to
catch us.
Yeah, right, Greg, it's true.
OK, 65 though 65. 65.
It's topped out 65.
It's cranking away.
All right, back to America now.
OK, good.
All right.
A woman bites Orlando officer to
avoid being handcuffed.
OK.
So there's ladies driving over
by the Millennium Mall.
Florida, OH.
This is, this is in Florida.
Oh yeah, sorry.
This is in Florida.
I mean, we have a right to
Florida from Italy to Florida.
Not only is this, not only is
this Florida, this is Orlando,
this is Central Florida, this is
our hometown.
So she's driving over by
Millennium Mall.
OK, she gets honked at.
OK, pisses her off.
She stops her car, turns
sideways, jumps out, jumps on
the hood of the other car,
punches the hood, rips open the
driver's side door, starts
beating up the lady driving.
Pregnant lady.
Oh boy, there are two victims.
Oh, that's that's the penalty.
Charges right there and then.
This older lady gets out of her
car, goes to help.
She punches that old lady in the
face.
It's pretty brazen, especially
in Florida.
Everybody's packing heat in
Florida.
Right.
And all they did was honk,
right?
So then she gets in her car and
drives away.
Police show up.
The old lady's got a little bit
of a red mark in her corner of
her eye.
There was no photos of the
pregnant woman, so maybe she did
not get any marks at whatever.
So anyway, the police find the
lady later at Target.
That's where most criminals hang
out, not.
Walmart What happened?
Now we've a.
Little upscale, she had a nice
car.
Yeah, we like the carts better
at Target, Yeah.
They have the no tracker things
on them now.
That's that little orange square
by the wheel.
Where it locks.
Yeah, if you get too far away
from the building.
Target does or does not.
Have it does at least the one up
there on poor on Enterprise
does.
Got it.
OK.
So anyway, police goes to arrest
this lady.
She goes, fuck, no, you're not
arresting me.
Sorry for the language, but
that's what the lady said, OK.
And then she goes to bite him,
OK, as he's wrestling there.
So they show all.
So you read the story and that
it sounds very horrific, the
lady's biting people.
But when you see the footage
from the the man's camera, the
officer's camera, she just goes
and she didn't really bite him,
but he's claiming that she bit
him.
Oh, She threatened.
She threatened to bite, right?
They didn't bite it but anyway
they called back up and lady got
arrested.
So lady got arrested, didn't
really bite.
No, she didn't really bite him.
So it's not really a story.
They've overdone it, I think,
for social media and, you know,
for the news.
Right, they've embellished it a
bit.
Embellished a little bit.
I mean, she did throw a punch at
the lady in the car, but you
think if she would have hit her,
they would have showed that
picture too because they, you
know, zoomed in to show the tiny
red mark in a corner of the old
lady's eye.
Right.
Well, I mean, let's talk about
the fact that they're probably
on I-4 and Cheek.
No, they're, they're doing
millennia.
So, you know, the traffic's bad
over there.
She probably, you know, wasn't
moving right or something.
Honk, honk.
Oh bitch.
I mean, I I'm not going to lie,
it's an intense situation over
by the Millennium.
It is very stressful and same
scenario though man, like you
know, you got to have balls to
come out there and get on
somebody's.
Hood of the car.
Yeah, anymore.
You're right.
I mean, you don't know who's got
a gun.
Right.
I mean, listen.
Especially in the car.
If I feel threatened and I have
a gun and you're banging on,
you're on my hood of my car.
I'm just shooting through the.
Windshield.
Oh yeah.
You come running on my car, you
jump on the hood.
Yeah, right.
And then pull open my door.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just aim right?
Pew, Pew.
You know what I mean?
What about you, Greg?
Somebody jumps on the hood of
your car.
What do you do?
Do.
They have a weapon.
It's.
Hard to say you don't know at
this point.
You're not in fear of your life
at that point.
I guess you would have to be.
All right, wait, is he in the
Hummer or is he in the in the
the Chevelle?
We can break this down by
scenario.
You're in the Hummer.
OK.
They're banging on the hoodie.
Are you in fear of your life?
It's really, really hard to find
a windshield for that vehicle,
so I probably don't shoot
through it.
OK, but.
His life is less important than
the windshield.
So are you?
Oh, got it.
So in order to replace the right
so you're OK.
You just hit the gas.
It's the Hummer.
Yeah, I would try to run them
over, it'd be easier.
Chevelle I'd shoot them.
Windshield's easy to.
Replace.
Yeah, easy to replace.
Easy to replace and it's in the
shot most of the time anyway.
Yeah, it's usually.
So right, as long as you have it
this week, put in the windshield
now.
Acura full mag.
You want to know why?
Why Windshield's already
cracked, we just leave it there.
I'm getting a new one anyways.
You know what I'm unloading on
the person and I'm just leaving
this car here you.
Know this is yours now.
You know what?
I'm done with this.
He's on the phone with the
windshield replacement guy while
he's shooting the gun.
Sir, we've been trying to reach
you in regards to your car.
It's been here for three weeks.
On the side of the road.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Just take it.
I don't.
I don't know what the problem
is.
Keep it.
It's yours.
OK.
So all right, well, there you
go.
Those are your three case
scenarios.
What about in your helicopter if
they jump on the hood of the
helicopter?
Probably going to fall off.
Yeah.
You think so?
You just fly away.
Just fly away, yeah.
There you go, triple G, right?
There he goes.
There he goes.
OK, all right.
A super speeder claims he had
the speed to avoid an animal in
the road.
All right, Guy gets pulled over
by the police.
Yeah, he's going 105 and a 55.
OK, seems reasonable, but OK.
Out in Geneva.
Even more reasonable, I mean,
you're, you're not really doing
a good job of defending I'm.
Not defending the man.
Though the police.
Oh well, when he well it's still
illegal, but when he gets pulled
over he claims I was trying to
get away from an animal.
So what was chasing him at 55
miles an hour over the speed?
Limit.
I don't know.
What did he say?
He didn't specifically say, he
just said an animal.
He didn't want to get into
details.
Well, he knew it could be used
against him in a court of law.
Yes, and it was 1:00 AM.
OK.
On a Wednesday, if that means
anything to you.
I believe him. 1:00 AM
Wednesday.
Yeah, Chupacabra.
Yeah, it could be anything.
Chupacabra.
He was on 46 and Osceola Rd. in
Geneva.
So he's out of the middle of
nowhere.
Yeah, 1:00 AM in the morning.
So I don't know.
I mean, Road Runner coyote real
fast coyote.
You know, technically coyotes
are faster than Rd. runners,
just not in the cartoons.
Really.
Yes, that's not what Looney
Tunes taught me.
Well, they also taught you that
you could have a safe dropped on
your head and you'd still be
alive.
What kind of safe acne?
Duh.
Yeah, that was what I was
leading.
Towards you can eat TNT and
still be fine.
And explode on my stomach.
Right.
OK.
Have you started?
You know, that kind of reminds
me of explosions.
So Peaky Blinders came out.
Did you see this?
Boots has been watching the
movie.
Yeah.
Oh, the movie.
I saw the trailer.
I've not seen the movie.
I good I got somebody here.
OK, I've been trying to watch
this thing.
Don't.
It's terrible, horrible.
I'm like an hour and 15 in.
You're never going to get that
hour and 15 back.
And I'm like, when does it
develop?
Like what did they do?
They just totally, they just
should have left it.
Total money grab.
As a matter of fact, there is a
podcast like documentary about
the making of the film, so they
could get even more money.
Even worse than watching the
film, watching the actors talk
about the horrible thing that
they produced.
You watched that too?
No, no, no.
I got 5 minutes into it because
what wound up happening is if
you don't say hey, stop, it goes
on to the next thing.
And the next thing was that.
So it started and I looked at my
wife.
I'm like, we're not doing this.
This is we just endured 2 1/2
hours of what that was.
We're not watching the recap.
So.
Badly was 2 1/2 hours.
About that I.
Thought I think it's like an
hour 45.
OK, maybe.
Oh, you got 15 minutes left
then?
I'm an hour 15 in, I got about
30 left and I would just
struggle.
I'm like.
Well, I mean, you might as well
finish it now.
It's so bad, it looks like it
was like so like low budget.
There wasn't a lot to it.
Maybe they cut together old
footage from the TV.
Show no, no, they made this is a
new story, but it's not good.
It's about it and all of this
crap.
It's even worse than that.
It's about like being psychic
and like the Gypsy way.
Oh.
They destroyed Peaky Blinders.
Agreed.
They destroyed one of the
greatest shows ever.
They went for the money.
How did nobody stop?
Them.
Well, there was the money.
Yeah, everybody got paid.
None of us get paid if we don't
finish this.
What?
A piece of shit.
What an absolute shame, man.
What an absolute shame.
So don't watch the movie.
If you get into the show, watch
the show right It's.
Pretty good.
The other problem is the show
was so good it like to keep
going at that same tempo was
almost impossible.
Yeah, maybe they got new
writers.
Maybe the TV writers quit or
something when the show ended.
I.
Don't understand how when it
plays no one says this is a
complete piece of grab garbage
like.
Well, they might say that, but
again, the money.
If your name's on it, though,
you know what I.
Mean you tell everybody when
they complain, you go, I got
paid a lot of money.
We didn't do this for the money.
We did it for a shit load of
money.
So bad dude.
Terrible.
Anyways, continue.
And then, you know, they're
after it's already made, they're
not going to not show it and not
get any of the money back.
Oh God, it was so bad.
But everybody watches it because
the TV show was.
I'm going to finish it.
I'm going to finish it.
I'm going to eat my vegetables
and I'm going to.
I don't know why I need to.
I need to.
Good money after bad bro.
That's well, it felt like it
cost you more to watch it.
That's my motto.
But I'm in the cigar industry.
That's exactly what we do here.
Throw more money at it.
How's that working?
I don't know.
Everybody loves cigars, but
apparently we're not making any
money.
Just put some more money in.
OK, Perfect.
OK.
All right, you got a video?
We're at Cigar News.
I do have a video.
Yesterday you forgot to give me
the edited video.
You're right, I did.
So at 10:30 last night, the
YouTube video is halfway up and
I go, oh shit, there's no video.
So here's the video I.
I didn't put it back in and re
upload.
You did put it in though.
Yeah, I stopped the upload.
It was 3/4 on.
I'm like now, click stop and
then I went and did.
It don't play it with the audio
because it's music, but this is
pretty funny this.
Oh, you just sent it.
So sorry.
I was looking for Eminem
productions again.
Yeah, so the comments, the the
post says what you need to do if
you don't have insider training
and this this guy is blowing on
the on his computer screen to
try and get the the bars to go
up.
Are you watching this?
I see it.
You don't like this?
You don't think it's funny?
No, I laughed.
Yeah, yeah, I.
Thought it was pretty good, guy
laughed.
Greg says OK, yesterday's video
was better.
Well, Greg is.
Greg is like a stock guru.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You didn't know about this,
about him?
No, no, I hear you guys talking
all the time.
He sits around, he does a lot of
trading throughout the day, so
much to a point where I'm
concerned about all the things
that are supposed to be done.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, that's not true.
Yeah, I'll take a position and
I'll get out of it in like a day
or two.
It's not, it's not like I'm day
trading.
See that?
That's I'll, I'll take a
position and get out within a
day or two.
Right, right, right.
So that's I mean, I know the day
trading, I don't I don't know
what.
You're trading during the day.
Yeah, during the day.
Yeah, kind of the definition of
the word.
Yeah, it's like day trading.
So what was that dude's name?
Wolf, Not Wolf of Wall Street.
What was?
Gordon Gekko, Yeah.
Yeah, What was?
What was?
Yeah, you're the.
Greed is good.
Yeah, you're the greed is good.
You're the Gordon Gekko of Cigar
Hustling.
Yeah.
He's got so many names.
G Gordon Gekko.
Well, that kind of fits.
Gordon Gekko.
That's true.
We always one more G Yeah, we
still call you triple G It fits
for everything.
Yeah.
Wow, nice.
Do you have any stock trades for
stock picks for us today, Greg?
Right now I would just buy
something.
Everything's so low.
Buy something, Buy something.
OK.
All right.
Listen, we don't endorse trading
here.
We do.
We're not.
We're not.
What's the IT can be some
disclaimer.
Yeah, this is all for
entertainment.
Cigar Hustler Podcast stock
trades are for entertainment
purposes only.
We do not endorse or back any of
Greg's decisions.
Do not take them as fact.
Like we said, they are
entertainment only.
However, his his theory is buy
anything, just buy, just buy,
just buy, just buy and then
watch it and make sure you're
out of your position by the end
of the day.
And then don't count yourself as
a day trader.
I I've never gotten any.
Only trade at night.
I've been two days, he's a 2 day
trader.
It's got.
To be more than that.
Three days, maybe, Maybe a week.
He's a week.
I'm a week trader.
Do you have a what Is it an
Acorn account or Robin is Robin
Hood?
That's for the kids, man.
That's that's that's very youth
driven.
Yeah, E*Trade.
Yeah, E*Trade.
Yeah.
Well, good for you.
All right, so now in the cigar
news, HVC celebrating a 10th
anniversary with a new cigar.
The 10th anniversary.
Penn Caliente.
We're mixing it up.
April 2016 HVC cigars introduced
the Pan Caliente.
My favorite HVC cigar.
Is it?
Yes.
First release was a 5 by 50
Robuso with A1O9 style cap.
This year the company's
releasing the Pan Caliente HVC
10th Anniversary.
The new limited edition, made
for the 10th anniversary, gets
all new blend and Ecuador and
Habano 2000 wrapper over a
Nicaraguan binder and fillers
from Nicaragua and Peru,
including Palo de Oro tobacco.
Oh, so now they've taken the
cigar I've loved and they're
making another.
We've done it again.
We've changing it completely.
Why don't they do something
called like the pan caliente
frio freedom and frio frio?
Like the hot bread cold.
Oh well, hot cake, cold it.
Translates into golden hair.
Gold pan caliente.
No it doesn't.
Oh, no, Palo de Oro, sorry,
sorry, Palo di Oro.
Way off with that one, yeah.
Yeah, you need golden cuddlers
and difficulties.
Pair of gold list of all the.
Different HVCS here.
All right.
It's a six and seven, 8 by 54,
double Toro vitola.
What do you think it's going to
cost?
$13 Greg Triple G1250O1240 Wow.
You're still over a bid.
You lost it's prices, right?
It's not prices, right.
We changed it.
No, we changed it in 13.
You went.
Higher, we both lost.
They're making 500 boxes of. 25
cigars.
Oh, I must take the only thing
out.
But they've made series of
these, all with some type of
bread in the name.
Right?
Hot bread.
Hot cakes.
Yeah.
Golden bread, Steamy bread.
All sorts of bread.
I want cold bread.
You.
Want cold bread?
Yeah.
What's the term for stale bread?
Like I would mix it all up.
It'd be funny.
Puerto Rican brother.
Yeah.
What's What's Spanish for stale?
Bread.
How do you say stale bread?
Honestly don't know.
Wow, you're going to have to
look it up.
How do you say rice and beans?
Larom E.
Beans no more frios.
Frijoles no.
More.
I thought you said no more.
He says she makes too many.
No, no mas.
No mas.
That's all I say when she says
no.
MAS, Idaho Legislature.
Is passing a bill.
Hold on, I got to look up stale
bread.
Oh, sorry.
Back stale bread.
That says Panduro.
Panduro.
Yeah, Panduro.
Bread Pan is bread.
Oh.
Yeah, gotcha.
Doodle is usually like last,
isn't it I?
Don't know.
Yeah.
Pandora, let me see here if I
just looked up Doodle.
Hard, hard, hard, hard bread.
Hard bread.
There you go, Bad bread.
Really good sense hard bread.
I love the.
Spanish language very,
everything just makes sense.
HPC they could do.
Rainier could do like.
You know, something that's like
dried out, you know what I mean?
Like a ride out hard cigar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like.
Really up the.
The quantity of the of the
leaves so that it's like
plugged, you know, all that
would sell great, you know.
This thing is stiff.
And I can't get a draw out of
it.
Bondoodle bro.
Bondoodle.
That'd be awesome.
OK, All right.
Idaho's passing a new bill you.
To what?
A new bill you to who?
Idaho, you know.
Yeah, I knew it, all right.
Anyway, what?
Do you think they're doing now?
They've been doing a lot of
bills lately.
They've been doing a lot of
bills.
Wow.
Well, they did the firing.
Squad thing, right?
Which like sounds awesome.
However, they don't really kill
people in Idaho because right?
No, not very often, but they're
making this 9. $150,000 room
where they can do it if they
have to.
Yeah, if they wanted to step it
up right.
I really but they also passed
some.
Cigar stuff lately too.
I really hope that they OK, but
getting back on I.
Really.
They.
I want to see them ramp up
production.
I mean, it needs to be used.
Oh, it needs more, right?
Yeah, yeah, at least one a month
or something.
Oh, wow.
You know, I wonder how many
people they have on death row.
I.
Don't know, it sounds like an
expedited process though.
Guess what?
We got the bullet.
Come on, The bullet is.
Coming in tomorrow, they're
doing something for.
I'm going to guess.
That the Idaho whatever you're
about to say the what?
The Utah ho.
I don't understand what you
mean.
The law of whatever.
It is, I'm about to say.
Yeah, is going to be bad.
For the cigar industry.
I'm going to go good.
Well, you know, OK, we need a
little more specific.
Though, Gentlemen, OK.
OK, there's only so many.
Things you can do in the cigar
industry.
So I mean, you know, you're
going to say fast experience.
I'm going to say that they are
banning cigar smoking lounges.
No, that was that other place,
but I'm going to say it's.
Something to do with E?
Commerce, taxation, More taxes.
Mobile cigar retailers.
We're allowing it.
We're not.
We're.
Allowing it.
Built to allow.
For mobile cigar retailers, OK,
so you can make your.
Little vans and wagons.
And drive around and smoke.
So far it sounds good.
I'm just going to.
Look around here and wait for
the other shoe to drop.
The concept of mobile cigar.
Retailers, either in a large
van, bus or trailer has gained
popularity, apparently in Idaho.
Last week, lawmakers in Idaho
passed a bill that would allow
for these types of businesses to
be legal in the state.
Would this be in?
With the.
Food trucks or something, I
guess because of what they sell.
I mean, can they can they have
food trucks?
I guess that would be the first
question.
Yeah, I'm sure they can.
So you need a.
Special law that says you.
Can sell cigars out of it like
traveling trucks so we I mean
you.
Have a You have to have a
tobacco license of some sort.
Well, so in Florida.
There is a specific law that
allows us or do you just we live
in a lawless swamp.
Oh, that's true.
It is Florida and we are for the
people in the.
State of Florida, that's true.
So we don't have, we don't have
to walk anything back because
those things don't exist on the
books, right.
So doesn't say you can't or
can't.
Right.
So we just do it.
You have a tobacco license,
You're good to go, right?
Never saw it as a problem
because it's never been a
problem.
So making a law for it didn't
make sense, right?
That's the real issue.
The real issue is that the
government passes laws and
regulations for things that just
aren't necessary, and then it
slows everything down.
It's kind of like the
pharmaceuticals, too, Like the
pharmaceutical.
One of the big arguments for
pharmaceuticals, I believe was
the fact that all the red tape
that they had to go through for
the testing and all this stuff
and the process made everything
so expensive.
That's why they charge so much.
So when this, when it dropped
recently that hey, we're
lowering pharmaceutical pricing,
it wasn't that they were
lowering really pharmaceutical
pricing is what they did was
they cut some of that red tape
so that the process was easier
to do so that the research and
development didn't have to spend
as much money on the
regulations.
Oh I believe, but I'm just the
guy that smokes cigars So what
do I know?
Right, right.
So the new statue will allow for
mobile?
Cigar businesses Designated
Cigar Gardens Mobile cigar
retailer exactly what it sounds
like either a motorized vehicle
or a trailer.
The Designated Cigar Garden
language defines an outdoor area
that has been designated as a
outdoor cigar area at an event.
In order to qualify, here is
usually where they get us.
Here it is.
In order to qualify, the
designated cigar garden would
need to be either roped off or
enclosed and a prohibited and
prohibit people under the age of
21 from entering right.
These businesses would need to
get an annual license from the
state which would allow the
business to sell cigars without
having a permanent location.
That's not too bad, yet person
must wear red shoe one.
Red Shoe, but the bill has
passed both.
Parts of the Idaho Legislature.
It still needs to be signed by
good old Governor Brad Little.
All right, all to this USA is.
Announcing a new.
Cigar.
Yeah.
The Monte Cristo Dublade de
Diamante Red.
Yeah, yeah, the the.
Dublade Diamante.
Dublade Diamante Red Monte
Cristo.
Dublade Diamante, Let me guess
real quick on.
The made at AJ Fernandez
factory.
I already read that yes, that is
correct.
No, I don't think you did.
You didn't read that, no.
No I when I did the.
Article.
I read it, I mean.
I don't see it here in front of
me at the moment, but I did read
that before all.
Right.
Go ahead and continue.
How much?
How much is it you go?
I took that out of the title.
What do you want to say 20
bucks?
I'm going to go 19. $150.00.
American.
That's retarded.
That doesn't make any sense,
company.
Is running it back with the
Monte Cristo. 1935 Anniversary
Edition Duble Diamante Red due
to arrive in stores shelves
later this month a carrying an
MSRP of $150.00.
Oh man, just when you thought no
one was.
Going Going to to do do that
that. no one was going to
release a cigar over $100 apca
all this swoops in and says hold
my beer yeah I got this It is
tobacco from AJ.
Fernandez Finca, La Lila, La
Lila and the San Letano.
Farm in Estele.
Most of tobacco coming from the
farms, First and second harvest.
That means it's been resting for
several years.
No, we don't know exactly how
many, but it's been a lot.
It's been a while.
Been a lot.
Yeah.
We just, you know.
Cigars Cigars are are being
being produced. produced At the
main AJ Fernandez factory and
SLE, production is limited to
5000 cigars, with 250 glossy red
and white boxes created, each
containing 20 cigars.
OK, they're going to ship.
Right after the PCA when
everybody orders.
Them there readily available?
Today only.
Greg, Greg do do you you think
think that that we're?
we're Going to take on the doble
red in this in the store.
No, no, no.
Well, why would?
Why?
Not well, if you can sell it
before we buy it, we'll do.
It, but that'll be the only way
see that see what he does to me,
I.
Got Got to to sell sell presale.
presale yeah why don't you Sell
it.
That's not what I do.
You day trade.
Trade.
At least he's not ordering car
parts anymore, that's true.
At least he would get.
Something with that something.
Tangible right other than just.
Burning cash?
So the information was released
via.
Cigar Aficionado When they asked
Rafael Nadal, VP of product
capability for Tablicular USA,
if this was really happening or
not, he said I don't know.
He's not even.
Either confirming or denying.
Only saying that a press.
Release and images would.
Be released in the coming days.
Yeah.
I mean this is kind.
Of standard for PCA.
Right, right.
All the announcements are coming
we're.
Trying to announce stuff
sometimes.
We don't have all our ducks in a
row, but hey, we made an
announcement, right?
Right.
How old is the tobacco?
But somewhere between.
It's been there.
A bit old and a while, right?
Yeah, right.
Older Cigar Aficionado got the
information, but half?
Wheel got the information from
Cigar Aficionado.
It seems like Cigar Aficionado
is pressing hard to.
Get in a lot of scoops lately,
specific things and.
Nobody.
Will say it's true or.
Not right.
Maybe they have a mole, A mole
inside the alter.
This organization.
Leaking this Intel maybe?
You think it's AJ?
Only AJ.
Yeah, you got to go to the top.
Of the heap, right?
That's.
You know, well, that would be
the best place to go, right?
And why would he?
Care if he tells Spielman, hey
I'm releasing this?
And that hangs up the phone.
I'm making the cigar for them.
Do not.
Tell them.
Do not tell anyone.
We'll give you the Intel Cigar
Aficionado.
So I'm assuming coupe won't
cover.
The story either?
Probably not.
Probably not.
All right, it's time for the.
Industry's favorite game What's
the score?
Nobody's moved.
Today's cigar.
April 24th, 2014 Reviewed by Mr.
Brooks Whittington himself.
It is an Espinoza cigar.
The six O 1 La Bamba Saki bomb
pre release.
I will go 1st 89.
I will go 90.
Origin Nicaragua.
Factory Lazona Cigar Factory
Wrapper Nicaraguan Habano Binder
Nicaragua Filler Nicaragua Size
4 1/2 by 42 Petite Corona They
smoked 3. 88 sticking with 90,
definitely. 90 clue #1.
Excellent construction across
all samples, razor sharp burn
effort, little straw and massive
smoke output that's impressive
for such a small vitola. 89
digging with 90 OK clue #2
complex.
Flavor progression once it
settles.
Espresso, dark chocolate earth
and that unique BBQ meaty note
creates a bold evolving profile
with increasing strength.
Are Are you you a a chocolate
chocolate BBQ BBQ fan fan?
Is that what you like to put on
your dog?
Not really.
Maybe this is where the Kit Kats
went.
On the Rottweiler.
On the Rottweiler, the Kit Kat.
Barbecue.
You know, like putting Kit Kat
on your.
Rottweiler.
I don't think so. 88.
Did we say who did the review?
Brooks, Brooks, That was in the
beginning if you're paying oh.
OK, All right, Very good.
I'm not welcome to the show.
I.
Was sleeping there for a little
bit.
All right, I'm I'm going to
stick with 90.
Since the Newfoundland is a
water dog.
Would that be considered
seafood?
Great question.
It has webbed feet, rescues
people from.
The water, Yeah, it's a fine
delicacy.
I'm going to say no because it
probably doesn't do it in the.
Ocean.
It's probably like fresh water.
Like no no does it in the ocean.
Aquatic Dog.
Yeah.
They originally would use.
Them to rescue sailors and
things.
Well, what do you consider duck?
You consider duck.
Seafood or poultry?
Good question.
Duck is not considered seafood.
So I think the.
Dog could be because the.
Dog's got to say.
No, no.
I.
Guess not, then would.
A flying fish be poultry.
Man fucking belongs on AT shirt.
It's flying fish, poultry and.
The fish is flying this far off
the water.
All right, Next clue.
The opening is extremely
aggressive, with overwhelming
spice and pepper that can be
harsh and even unpleasant if
you're not pacing it carefully
87. 89.
All right, final thought.
First and foremost, the name of
the cigar does not lie.
This is a bomb of a smoke, both
figuratively and literally.
It starts out with an extremely
aggressive and frankly
overwhelming combination of
black pepper on the retrohale
and spice on the palate that
basically destroys any chance of
tasting any other flavors.
However, just as you start to
wonder if that is all there is,
the profile shifts right around
the start of the second third
and brings more interesting
notes of BBQ nutmeg sweetness.
While not the most nuanced of
smokes by any means, the Saki
Bomb brings something that is
sorely lacking these days, a
small vitola that has some major
punch to it along with a
decently complex profile.
Construction on all samples was
excellent and the smoke
production was massive for such
a small vitola.
As a blend, the Six O 1 Saki
Bomb will definitely wake you up
and make you take notice, and
there's a cigar I can easily
recommend. 89 it's a pretty
solid finish.
What they did right?
There 89 can I take the same
number?
For the final.
Score.
You can, but where's the fun of
that?
Yeah.
Because then nobody really wins,
right?
Yeah.
There's just a tie.
It's just a tie.
And you?
Know if you're not first.
You're last.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you tie, you're both losers.
Yeah.
I'm going to go. 90 You went the
wrong way. 88 Oh, I was going to
stay in.
The eight, I still won, I still
won.
I'm the winner.
I'm still better than my
brother.
OK?
Do you have anything?
To add, do you want to make?
Sure, your mother knows you beat
him.
Mom.
I beat him, yeah, but didn't I
win the other one earlier in
this episode?
I.
Mean you won in in her life so.
Technically they were tied at
that.
You won.
Who won?
Who won the last?
Time he was on.
I don't know.
I did.
He did.
He did.
That's right, you have to leave
the industry.
Still, Yeah, Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I just said he won.
He won my mother's love, so
right.
Oh, I swear he gets that all the
time.
All the time tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'll be doing an online
Zoom herf with the beer guys, so
I will post that tomorrow
morning.
All right.
Well, hey, Greg.
Thank you so much for working
the board today.
And Mr. Palmer, thank you as
well.
This has been a fantastic show.
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All right, guys, thanks.
Bye.
Bye. 304447 right?
Yep, but you're going to have to
clock.
I'm stopping the record, yes.
Show Notes
Teeth, Speed & Secrets – Then Light One Up
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a Florida woman bites a cop like it’s part of the plan,
and a guy doing 100+ swears it was self-defense… against an animal.
Then in cigars—two new releases and Idaho officially puts cigars on wheels.
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