ACHP Episode 506 Fox, Steak and Potatoes and Military Secrets
Transcript
Welcome to a Cigar Hustlers
podcast, episode 506.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host and
on today's show we have Phil.
I need to get out of here early.
I have a snack scheduled.
Mcguffey.
Hello.
Apparently he pre snack teacher
and my Co host.
Mikey, you don't help him, you
assist him in his vision.
Stephan Kevich.
You don't help him, you assist
him in his vision.
I.
Thought you'd like that.
I don't know what that means.
You have a vision, you don't.
I don't help you reach your
vision, I assist you in the
vision.
I don't know if I metaphorically
look at it like that way.
You.
Know I got to come up with
something new every day.
Here's what I can tell you.
It's like if you're going to
treat you really try and analyze
it metaphorically.
It's like I saw this big rock
and then you know that the rock,
if you bring it all the way over
there, it's worth $1,000,000,
right?
Right.
So you take a rope around the
rock and you start pulling the
rock and you might move it a
little bit by yourself, but you
can't make it all the way over
there.
And then somebody sees that
you're moving the rock.
I got you.
Such as yourself.
Let him finish.
And you're like, hey, you're
like, what are you doing?
Like, I'm pulling this rock and
we get it over there.
We get paid.
Oh, well, let me help, right?
And then, you know, a couple of
people come in and then you all
start pulling the rock and it
slowly starts to move, right?
Some people, they were pulling
the rock with you.
They realized this sucks.
This is a lot of work.
This is hard.
We're not, we're not there yet.
We're not close to there yet,
right?
And they get off the rope and
they just kind of step away,
right?
So it isn't, I don't really look
at it as like, this is my
vision.
And it's like, hey, just throw
that around.
Just.
Go.
It's beeping.
I'm trying to turn it all the
way off.
Go.
Ahead and check it.
I'm checking.
It it's like, hey, let's, let's
here's here's what, here's what
I know, here's what I believe
would happen when we get this
over there.
And you know, people join in
because they see something that
could be really cool and be a
part of it.
And people leave when they
realize how incredibly
difficult.
People fall off along the way.
Yeah, bound to happen.
Worse than that, I think that
some people pull off and they
just stand there and watch you
pull it and then.
Pull the other way.
No, the no, I wasn't going to
say pull the other way.
I would say, or what they'll do
is they'll they'll sit on the
rock.
Oh, I'm like, come on, let's go
pull.
Me too.
I want to get a piece of this.
It's like, no, no, no, dude, it
doesn't work that way.
I think that's more of the the
metaphor for if we're going
deep.
So if we move the rock over to
the corner of the room, we're
getting paid, I'll be right
back.
It's it's like a.
It's going to push.
It's, it's a metaphor.
It's it's kind of a metaphor,
right?
And I think that, you know,
what's funny is like, I always
think about that in life because
you know, when I see somebody
else pulling their own rock, I'm
like, oh, let me, let me help
you with that, right?
And doesn't mean that it's going
to financially benefit me or
not, But if I'm like, Hey,
you're a good dude, you're
struggling, you're doing
everything you got like here,
let me provide some aid.
Like I think that's how you need
to live your life.
So 2 minutes in deep thoughts
it's.
Just supposed to be a funny
little quip.
I.
Apologize and then here it is.
Well, it's a deep Thursday.
It's not my vision.
Just help or something.
Whatever you said.
I'm like, wait a second.
You don't help you, you assist
in your vision.
I guess.
Sure.
All right.
Never mind smoking an Espinoza
today.
Oh.
On today's show, Michael J Fox
is alive.
Hot Pursuit has a whole new
meaning.
I gave away all the secrets and
I didn't even get a free book
that in cigars, Fuente loses the
fight over the X.
Oh, I saw that.
The new cigars from Black Label
and a Year of the Rat sampler.
And then we end the show with a
what's the score Sporty style.
Sporty style.
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Well, we certainly don't do it
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Right.
Yeah, certainly don't do it for
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Right.
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Ping pong out of those yet?
What's that out of those yet?
I don't.
I have I make X amount of films.
I don't know where I'm at.
We've, we've, we have definitely
sold a bunch.
I didn't know if that was a
limited where you bought less.
You kind of asked that already.
Oh.
Yeah, maybe they didn't watch
that episode.
When have you red lighted?
Have you given it up?
Yes, I don't have time to red
light.
I told you to bring it here.
All right, I'll bring it in
here.
Put on that Dome of yours.
You know what I mean all right,
I want to walk into this room
and I want to see you glowing on
that in that office desk Bing
all.
Right.
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You know, at this point, oh
look, my wife's calling of.
Course.
Hey.
Well, in her defense, the show's
early today, yeah.
Podcasting. 50 or 100 tenders A.
100 Alright, Love you, bye.
Love you.
Bye.
So your dinner order.
It is.
It's my dinner order.
A lot of denders.
Man, Jax's birthday was
yesterday.
Nice.
Happy birthday.
And family members and stuff are
coming over tonight.
So nice.
I I want to make sure that we're
covered.
Sure, you won't have enough
tenders.
You know, so it's not going to
be, it probably will be slightly
above 50.
It'll probably be like some 55
will be consumed, you know?
It's not like you won't eat
them.
Yeah, it's whatever.
Chicken tenders.
Yeah, exactly so.
We're getting 45 tenders
tomorrow. 451040. 510.
No, we'll be here with the Rock.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Pulling.
We'll be pulling that rock
waiting on the chicken.
Right.
Yum Yum Yum.
Are you doing the comments now
or did you finish?
I was gonna aggressively attack
Phil there, but I let it go.
I know you were.
I let it go.
Thank you Did I'll ask this
later.
OK, getting into some comments,
let's go Ben Rowland.
Ben Rowland is obviously very
intelligent.
Well, he's been to that part of
the.
World, He's super smart.
He's a very smart man, he is.
Yes, I think that Ben needs to
just come on the show 1 day.
He's welcome.
Anytime barefoot.
Well, OK, well, whatever.
Yeah, he can't, because he's
plowing the fields.
He's plowing the fields, he
said.
Oh, God.
Oh, your wife.
Is that your wife?
This is my mother.
Oh, and your watch is by the
video board.
Perfect, He said.
Qatar is pronounced cutter.
Cutter Yeah, OK.
Ben, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to say right now, if
we're, if we're correcting Qatar
at this point, there's, there is
far more worse words that Palmer
always announces that isn't
even, they're not even remotely
close.
And just for the record, you're
about 3 episodes behind.
So speed it up, will you?
I got something from Mctavish
yesterday and I don't even know
what he's talking about at this
point so I just don't even say
anything.
He's 60 episodes behind I've.
No, he there, he, he messaged
you.
Yeah, he commented on something
I I missed said or something I
didn't even.
I just.
He's going to have to time stamp
these things with a link episode
number or something, right?
Episode so and so at 20 minutes.
So at least we could go go look
and understand what the hell
he's talking about.
It's a good idea when he sees
this in 60 weeks they'll start.
Yeah, yeah.
So next year we'll be fine.
Next year at CW6383 says I was a
Marine.
I keep my hair short, but Palmer
isn't wrong either. touché, Mr.
Magoomer.
Yeah, well, you know.
And thank you for your service.
Yeah, and, and his hair was
messed up, bro.
It is what it is.
You know, he looked like he had
like this little Peacock thing
over here on the side.
You know, he didn't.
He shouldn't have attacked you.
I don't think that that was
right.
You were just looking out for
him.
Oh, and then a positive Palmer's
hair is much better today.
It was the hat.
Is that was that hat yesterday?
It's still a shot.
CW also wrote If Phil is king,
who's the jester?
When did we say he was king?
Am I king?
King of the self self.
Preservation.
Ginger.
Yeah.
And last one here.
Is red print.
Right, the Unicorn.
See Epicurean Smoke does.
He's very nice because he he
marks it.
Yeah, he gives you the time.
Oh, let me see what he's talking
about.
He says this is imaging but
imagining a real emperor has no
close scenario with Bing Bong
having access to a personal
assistant.
Yes yeah it's I feel bad for the
for the.
Any any update on the personal
assistance?
Yeah, How's that going?
I hired 1.
Yeah.
Is it a man or a woman?
It's a It could be.
Well, that's not funny.
It's a legit question.
You're in construction.
It could be a man.
Yeah, what's wrong with the man?
Male personal assistant.
I feel that in the construction,
maybe any world but any
industry, I feel like women just
do the paperwork better.
Like they're more organized.
They're more on top of things.
Like men, like, forget a lot of
stuff.
Maybe he's concerned he'll hit
on his wife.
No, I think that's fair.
I think both of those statements
are fair.
Wow.
Well, can.
Can we have her on the show 1
day?
Male assistant comes in and say
I have all the papers organized.
I don't know what your husband's
up to.
Right.
You know, calling me for
Cheetos.
He starts, he starts like
chipping away at him, right?
Like, doesn't he frustrate you?
You know, just.
Doesn't treat you nice, I hear
the way he talks to you when he.
Comes in here, yeah, you know.
You deserve better.
You deserve better.
I I'll listen to you, right?
I'll listen.
All of a sudden you see the
desk.
Tell me everything that he's
done.
The desks merge together, get a
little closer and like, what's
going on?
Oh, I just need.
I just need Earl close to me.
Earl I need.
Earl closer.
We're working good together.
We've turned the desk to face
each other.
Now, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The only good.
Well, it has to be like, you
know, a guy that's a little
decrepit because he would never
approve of, you know, someone
hot guy.
Yeah, yeah, No, no, too
handsome, right?
So.
But Earl figures it out, right?
Like knows what.
She just wants.
Somebody to listen and listen.
Yeah, she sees somebody to
listen.
Yeah, she's stressed out because
she's so pregnant.
Hold the baby while you make
those phone calls.
It'll be.
Fun.
I'll take care of that.
I'll.
Take care of that.
But he's in there like in
Cheetos office when he's in the.
Conference room, Earl, Where are
my Doritos?
I paid $75.00 for this bag.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, wow.
Attack Phil Thursday here.
We are.
No, no, no.
I let you.
I let.
Epicarian Smoke.
I I let I let you off the hook
on the first one.
I let you off the hook, buddy.
What is the What is the new
young lady's name?
Don't give her last name
obviously, just the first.
Name he doesn't.
Rosio Rosio.
Rosio.
Rosio, you can't even say your
name.
It's it's spelled exactly how it
sounds, but because she's
Spanish, like it rolls off her
tongue, it doesn't roll off her
roll.
She is the Rosia.
Yeah, Rosalita.
No, Rosita.
You're calling her Rose?
CIO.
Rose Yimachito.
No, I told her I might have to
come up with a name for her.
I was like, this is gonna be too
difficult for me.
If this one doesn't work out,
can we record the interviews?
That'd be nice.
And bring up a camera.
Interviews aren't really
interesting to be honest.
Yeah, there's not a whole lot of
interview.
You want to work here.
Good.
Thank you.
No.
When do you start?
The chips are over there.
Are you able to bring those to
me?
OK.
Well, one of the questions I ask
is you.
Know the difference between Cool
Ranch and Spicy Nacho?
One of the things I tell, I'm
like, yeah, you're going to do
many different, different things
here, you know, like Tia asked
for a lot of stuff, but you
know, when I come to the door,
if I need some type of food or.
Did you just say that?
Yeah, you do say that, but.
There's a lot of different.
Yeah.
And I'm like, this is, you know,
I have a DJ business.
You might have to make me a
shirt.
They're like, oh, make.
Your shirt.
They have their own shirt
presses.
I just.
Yeah, dude, no, I have my own.
Shirt.
Oh yeah.
At the at midway through that
interview, I'm like, I'm not
doing this job.
I'm either a lying all the way
through like Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'll see you
tomorrow.
Never come back right or be like
or just look at him and, and be
like, are you serious?
Really.
Like DJ and food?
I gotta be your yes server for
the man baby, yeah?
Yes, yeah.
Every once in a while I'm gonna
be smoking a cigar.
If you could just go like this,
right?
So I'm gonna yell ash like an
ash.
Come in that I would.
I would prefer that.
So wait, so your wife does the
majority of the interview?
I'm assuming with all the you
got to help do permits and this
type of paperwork, payroll blah
blah blah.
I do the phone screens and then
she does the initial part of the
interview.
And then you walk in, plop down,
put your feet up.
On your face.
I'm here to fuck shit up.
Oh my God.
Sometimes, you know, I need my
diaper.
Changed.
Sometimes every once in a while.
Every once in a while I'm going
to poop myself.
Wow.
And when that?
Occurs, I do not.
Poop myself, I'm going to yell
for you.
I expect briefs nicely folded,
ready to go.
I like the powder and the
lotion.
Both.
Yeah, I need to be cleaned.
Well, they have to be military
folded first.
Of all military, of course.
Military, yeah.
Oh yeah.
So it does happen.
Perfect.
Navy military folded.
So Navy military folded.
Yeah, Navy's different than
Army.
Army they like, they just like
the roller shit up and throw it
in the bag.
Yeah, yeah, Navy's, you know,
nice creases, you get the lines,
they call it something
different.
But you, I can't say that on the
air.
OK.
Yeah, please don't.
Don't say that.
Yeah, please don't.
You've already offended enough
of our listeners.
Not a huge number.
Yeah, my dude.
For everyone that speaks out,
there's a hundred more.
Oh, that could be true.
No, that is possible.
We do have like a religious 12
to 15 that watch it every
morning as soon as it goes up.
And we love you guys.
Between like 5:00 and 9:00
there's like 15 of them every
single.
Day, we appreciate your support.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
And I miss Ken Miller already.
I need him to come back and hang
out for a little bit.
Ken Miller.
Yeah.
He popped in all the way down
the great smoke.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He has like an hour drive, he
says.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, it's a work.
Yeah, it's not an hour drive
from here.
No, no, no, no.
OK.
Ready to go?
Yep.
I think so.
All right, Michael.
J Fox is alive and doing well.
He died.
He was supposedly dying.
CNN, supposedly CNN has all
these stories pre made for when
certain celebrities die.
OK, I don't know if that's all
celebrities, but they have
certain celebrities.
Well, he apparently is one of
them.
Somebody hit the button and
release the Michael J Fox has
died.
Here's a retrospective of his
career.
That's creepy.
Right.
Or that they have the stories
that they would actually release
one.
Well, what's creepy is they
don't do it more often.
So, well, I mean, this can't be
the only one they have for them.
And they get, I mean, I would
imagine everybody up to a point
and they go, OK, do the death
story just in case.
So we get it first.
What are the odds that so and so
is going to die this year?
Could be they could have a death
pool.
Feel like a top 25?
Right.
Something.
Wait, what's your question,
Phil?
You do editing right, Palmer,
Yes.
And Mikey, you do editing too,
right?
I do.
So in order to put something in
production, it's a little bit
more than just hitting just a
button, right?
That's correct.
It's probably on a tape or
something.
If you go by what how they do it
in the movies, you know, they
have stories premade and they're
all on some type of cassette or
whatever it is they use.
Slide it in the machine and hit
and go.
Well, there's no cassettes.
Yeah, I think that's over.
I'm sure, I'm sure it's it.
It's not that anymore.
It's some type of electronic
storage or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they had to go into a
folder, move it over.
You know, there's a little bit
more to it than just boop.
Oh.
Oh damn.
Michael J Fox is dead.
Remembering Mr. Fox.
Right.
Maybe it was a story about a
different Michael or a different
Fox or something they were
looking for and somebody hit
this one.
Who knows how it happens, but
the fact is it did.
It feels like to me that
somebody's going to lose their
job.
Fake news.
Oh, could be is my point.
Obviously somebody effed up.
Yes, yeah.
Was this on Newsmax or CNN?
CNN OH, it was ACNN story.
I saw an Instagram Reel today,
this morning where there's a
couple of construction workers
up on a roof and they're trying
to get rid of this chimney.
And it said he thought it was a
good idea just to push it off.
And so, so this guy just pushes
this chimney and it goes right
into the roof and you know, the
wood absorbs it and stuff.
Not even like the edge of the
house or.
Something No, no, yes, smack
down the center of the house.
Mr. Williams, you never gonna
believe this.
You need new roof.
After looking further, we
realized that the wood is very
rotten.
Roof is bad too.
May have been termites.
You're not possibly big termite.
By termite I mean heavy bricks.
Every, every brick.
I think that guy will also be
looking for a job, Yeah.
He'll also be looking for a new
job, too.
Maybe he could apply for the CNN
job and they could switch.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing will change.
Nothing will change.
Nothing will change, right?
So apparently he was appearing
at Paley Fest that same day.
So everybody saw that he was on
stage.
They were quite surprised he
wasn't dead.
This kind of happened with Paul
Walker too, right?
Every there's like everybody's
on social media.
Paul Walker died.
Paul Walker.
Fake death stories all the time,
but nothing to this.
I mean, then it's just I think
one person goes, hey, put up
that somebody died.
Well, he just did an interview
on.
He was on somebody's show, like
Conan or whoever.
Michael J Fox, Yeah, he's doing
the third season of a show on
Apple Tvi believe it is.
Yeah, he's on a show.
Yeah, he's coming back.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's on the third season.
Harrison Ford's in it, the guy
from.
Oh, shrinking.
Is that the one where Harrison
Ford has Parkinson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They meet at A at a clinic or
something.
I saw the clip.
I've talked about this with you.
This is a great.
Show.
I didn't know that was the show.
You had Mission Shriek and that
was 1.
Of the Harrison Ford.
I've seen it.
I'm almost done.
I have one more episode of Peaky
Wanders.
I'm going to move to Shrinking.
Are you going to go to the movie
or are you just going to skip
it?
No, I'm going to go to the
movie.
Should I skip it?
The Movie.
Yeah, no, I got to see it
because.
I got to see it.
Yeah, I think, I think, I think
you should skip it.
You think so?
Let's leave it where it lies.
Definitely miss it.
Shrinking's next.
And then I got to watch Land
Man.
Shrinking's good.
You know what?
We haven't watched it lately,
dude.
I mean just we don't watch much
of anything.
Like a lot of things going on.
Oh yeah, it's.
Not anything good out right now
it's.
Shrinking the pit.
Yeah, but I don't have any of
those.
But the pits new season, has it
started or is it about to start?
It's about to end.
Oh yeah, I've seen a lot of news
about it lately.
I thought maybe it was.
Catch up on the show.
Getting ready to come back.
You know, it's a really good one
that if you really want to watch
it and it has ridiculous amount
of seasons, Chicago PD, that's a
good one.
We watch that all the time,
Yeah, but that's the thing that
you don't have to really keep up
on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could just watch the.
Episode The episodes aren't
connected.
Sometimes they are.
Well, they are, yeah.
Every once in a while, they'll
open up with one, and then
they'll circle back to it at the
end of the season, like, oh, OK.
I just don't like the, you know,
that guy always burns through
characters, though, so you can't
really get attached.
Like if Kevin leaves Chicago PD,
right?
I'm done.
Which one's Kevin?
I don't watch the show but I'm.
Familiar with it?
He's the big black guy.
Yeah.
OK.
And he's got the most in depth
stories.
He's like you're rooting from
like, yeah, kick his ass, you
know, like the whole thing.
Yeah, he's got the, he's got
like the best storyline.
But then they started to eek in
like, uh oh, what if he goes off
the show?
I'm like, oh God, then I got to
do all these other people that I
don't really care about.
I'm not invested with them.
The only one you're invested
with is Hoyt.
And it seems like Hoyt's not
really on the show that much.
That's the head guy.
Yeah, I think he has health
issues, so I think he only makes
appearances.
That because of his voice.
Maybe, I don't know.
Sounds like it could be
something wrong with his throat
or something.
Yeah, he looks.
He looks kind of.
Old old.
Well, you're getting old.
Yeah, He actually looks like an
intelligence officer that's
exhausted all the time.
Yeah, Maybe.
Yeah.
And then, you know, kind of fits
the bill.
Yeah.
Do you guys watch Madison?
Any of that.
No.
What's that?
The new Yellowstone.
Madison.
I think it's called Madison.
Is it with?
Is it with RIP?
No, no, that one hadn't started.
Yet then, then Yellowstone
hasn't started.
Well, there's Yellowstone
Marshall on right now, which is,
and we've talked about that,
right, But Madison is another
Montana show connected to.
It's in the same universe, but
none of the same characters.
Yeah, I'm going to ask Kurt
Russell.
Oh, it's like the generic
version of Walmart.
It's just another.
I think the only connection is
they're both in Montana.
Here's how.
Here's how I know I'm either a
going to watch this or B just
skip.
What network is it on?
Paramount.
OK, that changes things.
Maybe I consider this Kurt
Russell.
Kinda.
Like which?
They advertise that Kurt Russell
was in it and they show him all
the time, but he died in episode
1.
So it's like, it's like Tom
Hardy and Peaky Blinders, but he
just shows up like out of
nowhere, like.
No, they do.
They do like a flashback or a
memory, and then you see Kurt
Russell.
Yeah, that's not good.
Right.
That was what I was going to
say.
I was going to.
It's no good.
Don't watch, it's not good.
No, I mean, I like Kurt Russell,
so I was going to watch it for
Kurt Russell, but then, you
know, for his episode, I'm like,
he's dead.
It's 45 minutes in.
So it hasn't been a good job.
His he had this place in Montana
by river, him and his brother
where they would go fishing and
hang out and stuff.
The wife never went, the rich
people from New York.
So now she's sort of
transitioning to find the life
that she should have had with
him type of thing.
Oh yeah, I'm out.
Yeah.
See they messed that up.
If you make another Kurt Russell
thing, you should make like a
Captain Ron.
So there's no rattlesnake in an
igloo that we just throw at
somebody and it bites a person?
No, no.
No, there wasn't.
There was a snake, but nobody
got bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not interested, no.
Yeah, no.
You almost duped me.
It's.
Not good.
And Marshall's not good either.
I even though I keep watching
him because there's nothing else
on Sunday nights, right?
It's not good either.
Yeah, when?
When this was on CBS.
Casey cannot act.
Well, that's on Paramount too,
wouldn't it?
Oh, I watch it on Paramount.
Look, I don't have to tell you.
But yeah, the new one with RIP
is starting at the end of the
it's kind of like 2 weeks.
Or so, yeah.
Beth and RIP were they made
Yellowstone?
Yeah.
And it looks like the same type
of show they're just in in Texas
now.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Like I think, isn't that where
Taylor Sheridan lives?
Does he live in Texas?
He bought the four sixes.
Yeah, so that's where he's at,
right?
We'll just film here.
Went up to the four sixes show
that they the quads that they
started doing a couple episodes
where.
They started Jimmy Lives.
They started to hint towards it.
Well, they did a couple
episodes, did they?
Yeah, they did, but but Jimmy's
just not a catch.
Well I thought the pink haired
girl was was ending up there
too, I read.
I'm sure it'll tie in with RIP
and Beth.
Yeah, it does somehow.
Well, I mean that way you can
write off the four sixes.
Right, what was her name?
Squeaker or something?
Squeaker.
The the pink haired.
Girl.
The.
Texan, right?
They can't speak English I.
Was like she.
Just called me a skunk.
Yeah, I don't remember her name.
Grumbler.
Grumbler.
Grumbler.
All right, yeah, there's our TV
update for Thursday.
So Michael J Fox Alive 6. 105 O
6 All right, Hot pursuit takes
on a new meaning and affidavit.
Deputies say they responded to
an apartment complex along Grove
St. on Tuesday.
Just right in the beginning,
receive a call for help.
OK, a man and a woman start
fighting.
OK, He Yanks off her wig.
Uh oh.
Punches her and then grabs the
taters and steak cooking on the
stove and throws grease in her
face.
Oh damn.
Grabs her car keys and makes a
run for it.
OK.
I'm in trouble.
And he is, he is.
Lady chases him outside.
Yeah.
He starts to drive away in her
car.
She jumps on the back of the
car, on the trunk, tries to hold
on.
Wow, what a movie this is.
Yeah, this is like a movie.
So then he's hitting the brakes,
trying to get her to fall off,
speeding up, hitting off.
She eventually falls off and
scrapes up her back.
Jason Bourne.
The police arrived, they take
her statement.
She has, you know, burns on her
face, Rd. rash on her back.
They eventually catch the guy
and he is, hold on, let's see
what he's being charged with.
John Trace Stevens is the man's
name.
OK, I'm trying to rapidly
accelerate out of the parking
lot, blah blah blah.
Being a speeding away, he caused
great bodily harm and possible
permanent disfigurement to the
victim, investigators wrote,
according to the BCS.
OS is a Florida story, by the
way.
Stevens was later arrested and
now faces charges of aggravated
assault, aggravated battery and
two counts of Grand Theft of a
motor vehicle.
He said her car.
Yeah, he was in.
He's being held without bond.
That sounds reasonable to me.
Yeah, I guess so.
You don't need him coming out
and going back at her.
So he's with Grady, Judge,
That's Brevard counter.
Oh, he's in trouble.
Oh, he's in trouble, Yeah.
Grady don't play.
Grady, don't play.
No Grady.
We hold up a picture of him next
week on his press release.
This man is a problem this.
Man is a problem.
If you see him, shoot him.
But you're not going to see him
because he's behind bars.
You ever had steak and potato
oil thrown in your face?
You seen this man?
That was it.
When they're talking about him
stealing, you know that you're
reading the article, stealing
the car and driving away.
I'm like, where did the grease?
Where'd the hot grease come
from?
How did he get a hold of hot
grease?
So the fight started in the.
Apartment in the kitchen.
Right near the kitchen.
Like they snatched off her wig
and smacked.
Her think about the thought
process though.
Why didn't you make this rare?
Think about like, yeah, you
know, you, you pull the wig
because you're trying to yank
her hair, I guess.
And or yeah, you're probably
trying to get a hold of her or
something.
Yeah, Oh, it's Freak.
And then you punch her, right?
And then somewhere along the
lines, you're like, you know
what?
I'm going to throw this grease,
right?
Like how did you get there?
Not even, I mean, depending on
how she was I I imagine a
skillet or something, but you
might just think he's throwing
potatoes and steak at her.
You know, just something he's
grabbing a hold of, not thinking
I'm going to cover her in hot
grease.
I don't think that.
Was it's just a byproduct?
I don't think.
That I think he was mad because
his whole relationship was a lie
when he ate that wig off.
You're.
A dude.
Oh my God, no, I don't think
bad, no.
So everybody knows you fight
after dinner, you don't fight
before dinner.
Right.
You need to, you need all that
protein.
Yeah, carbohydrate.
Especially about to go into a
pokey right, You want to make
sure that you're.
Welcome.
You're going to end up in jail.
Yeah, he's hungry.
Yeah, exactly.
Bad news.
Yeah, he went in there hungry.
He's getting a belagna sandwich
right now.
Probably not even that surprise
sandwich.
Surprise.
Still a sandwich.
Great.
He walks in.
I call this worms, whatever he
feeds.
OK, that's a good one.
What else you got?
All right, former Fort Bragg
employee charged with leaking
classified military information
to a journalist.
Oh, this is not a Tom Cruise
movie.
It's not as good though, it's
not as exciting.
Help with Tom Cruise So
apparently Courtney P Williams,
40, from an Army veteran and
former Fort Bragg employee over
a three-year period, was leaking
information to a journalist.
OK.
She, she held top secret
sensitive compartment
information access.
She for some reason, she was
sending all sorts of information
to this person.
She was assigned to a special
military unit with access to
elite operational Intel.
So she leaked classified
military tactics information and
plans to a journalist over
several years.
OK, taking it.
She got arrested taking into
Federal Bureau of Investigations
on Tuesday because the
journalist used all the
information she sent him and
wrote a book.
Damn.
Now I don't know what she
thought he was doing with the
information they don't say in
the article.
Yeah.
But there was no money that
changed hands.
So I mean, it seems like most of
the exchange was either over.
They have hundreds of minutes of
phone calls, text messages.
Oh, they're dating.
But, well, there's no mention of
that.
You think that would have been
mentioned?
It seems like a long distance
type thing because everything is
text phone calls.
She sent a thumb drive to him.
There were no like personal
meetings where they exchanged
information.
Oh, seduction.
Do you think that she she found
this man attractive?
Yeah, maybe.
How do you make the initial
contact to start getting the
information?
Facebook dated.
Yeah, yeah.
Swipey, Swipey.
Yeah, you message, you say I'll
listen to you.
I.
Like him being.
What's probably.
What's just what's probably even
worse is that this is probably
like a premeditated thing, Like
he probably like knew who this
person was, maybe needed
information, put himself in
front of her.
Is the book still able to come
out because the book is out?
The book is out the.
Book is out and part of it has
been copied and published in a a
foreign type website called
Politico.
Really.
Whoa.
Hold on, I'm trying to think if
I have the name of the book
here.
Wow.
I know, I know.
A couple days ago, Trump came
out and said that he was going
to start prosecuting people who
are releasing information and
the media sources because
somebody leaked out all the
names of all the people that
went in and saved that pilot.
What?
Oh, really?
That just happened.
I I watch a video, listen I I
have the complete story for how
he was saved.
How they got him?
How they got him out.
The journalist identified her as
a source in the book and the
article, just so he hung her out
to dry.
Wow, baited her for years,
right?
The book is called The Fort
Bragg Cartel.
Fort Bragg Cartel?
Oh, this sounds good.
Yeah, it was.
And it was also published in
Politico's magazine last August
under the title My Life Became a
Living Hell, One Woman's Career
in Delta Force, the Army's most
elite unit, featuring Williams
testimonials alleging sexual
harassment while serving.
So that's the main theme of the
book in this.
Gotcha thing is the forward
where he understand we breaks
down the fact that he catfished
this woman for years in order to
get there right?
That's what you think, right?
Yeah, she gave me all this
information without even really
trying her.
I told her I loved her and she
just spilled the beans.
She sent documents and
everything.
Allegedly.
No, no, it's been proven they
have.
No, the catfishing part.
Oh yeah, the catfishing part,
yeah.
No, it's been proven.
No, no, no, they've.
Got her, She's in.
Jail.
I don't know.
She's in jail.
So he's not in jail.
Yeah, they are not pressing
charges at the moment against
the author of the book, which
seems odd.
They they probably will.
Yeah.
Because that's like, what do
they call that?
Is that collusion?
That's not collusion.
Think, think.
What is it?
What you call a military.
Man, because.
If you don't get.
Accessory take the. 75
listeners, tell us what?
It is accessory to conspiracy.
No, it's accessory to something
I'm.
Sure, accessory to something.
Yeah, whatever.
Espionage accessory
accessorizing your arms.
There's probably so many charges
they could probably throw
against them it's not even
funny.
Oh yeah.
They're just looking for the
right one.
Yeah, which one do we want to
pick?
What's the one they kill you
for?
Benny Arnold.
But it's Arnold treason.
Treason.
Thank you.
Could they get her for treason?
I mean based if if anybody is
killed or anything based off the
information she gave I.
Mean that she didn't give it to
a foreign military or anything.
Well, it is on a foreign site
though.
I like that we look to Phil for
expert advice on this.
Closest military thing we have
at the moment.
There used to be.
I still got cassettes over here
from the movies I watch so.
When I when I was serving there
used to be a website that was
like only for because of what
you would call it was big.
Seals.
No.
Scooby-doo.
No, no.
The other side, ISIS, that was
when the whole ISIS thing was
going down.
Yeah.
And they got like real big.
And there was a website that
there was like military members
going on.
They were releasing information
to them all.
To ISIS.
Oh yeah, like a dark web thing,
Yeah.
It was a dark web thing.
So, you know, we, we had to have
a whole, we had a briefing every
month with the captain.
We all went into the theater and
we'd all sit down.
He's like, all right, take your,
take your phones out.
You have to do this with your
settings, with your privacy on
your Facebook, because Facebook
was getting big around that
time.
It was like 2009.
He's like, OK, and then make
sure you don't talk to this
group.
This group, if anybody you know,
has some type of weird writing,
you know, when they send you
messages, don't respond.
They were always doing stuff
like this, always briefing.
But because people were
releasing information.
So like, I remember there was
one guy on our base that
released some information and,
you know, we had, we went and
arrested them.
And after that, I don't know
what happened to them.
I know some other people came
and grabbed them.
It was probably FBI or some, you
know, some bigger.
Now they're in Cuba.
It's Quantico, not Quantico.
Quantico in Cuba.
What's the place?
Guantanamo.
Bay, Thank you.
Yeah, they take them there
because there's no.
Rules.
Where's that at?
It's.
In Cuba.
Cuba.
No rules there.
No rules there.
It's not US soil.
Well, Guantanamo Bay is.
Not really.
OK.
So she sent a text message to
her mother.
I might actually get arrested
and I don't even get a free copy
of the book.
Oh wow, she.
Wrote adding the legal basis As
for disclosing classified
information.
So I mean, she knew what she was
doing was wrong, but she did it
anyway.
Oh yeah, for.
Three years, 22 to 25 S for
three years.
She's sending this dude in for
me.
I have no idea what he's doing
with it, but here's some secret
plans.
I just trust him.
I just trust him so much.
His eyes are so.
Dreamy.
Yeah, I believe him.
He just looks so honest.
I mean, he's a journalist.
It's not like he's going to use
this to write anything.
What does he do?
He doesn't.
Yeah.
He's not a big journalist.
Private, where are you going
with that information?
Nothing, Lieutenant.
I'll be right back.
Right.
Just have to make some copies.
Yeah, I got to go have coffee.
OK, All right, this.
Dumb lady.
Don't say allegedly.
She's been caught and they
proved she did it.
She's stupid.
I'm sorry, I was just witness.
Allegedly, it's your opinion.
It's.
My opinion the opinions of
Palmer are his own and not the
express information of the.
Only Palmer with the good hair
though.
Palmer with the bad hair.
Now I have to look at my hair
every morning to worry about
what it looks.
Like you think you're ever going
to shave your hair off?
Shave my head?
Yeah.
No, not unless my hair goes
away.
Why would I shave my head?
I kept it pretty short there for
a while.
Goes away.
Falls out, goes away.
It's not going anywhere.
He's saying that it's falling
away.
Yeah, I know.
It's been the same link for the
last 20.
It's not thinning.
It's been the same way for the
last 20 years.
Has it?
Yes, soft.
It's very it's like Baby Soft
coming from the guy with
feathers on his face.
Yeah.
You picked them out.
All right, you got a video?
Yes, I saw another video today
but I couldn't figure out how.
To get it, I would love for you
to give it to me so I could
pretend that I got it and I gave
it to you and then.
Watch I did that yesterday and
you didn't understand how it
worked and I had to edit that
out of the.
Go I sent you guys 7 videos.
Yeah we don't.
I don't even watch your videos.
Wow.
How does he do with the lol?
You just.
Sit back in lol he didn't even
watch it.
No, I was driving.
I didn't watch any of them like
what 11?
I look at the time stamp ago,
it's 11/30 12:00.
Why is he sending stuff?
So this is video footage from I
believe a live webcam on the
Artemis mission.
And this this Nutella jar is
just floating in space.
It just floats right by the.
Why won't it open it?
Just floats right by the camera.
Nice.
This is brought to you by
Nutella.
That was good advertisement for
them.
Right.
Was it really on the ship or did
somebody?
No, this is this is legit.
It looks like they're fixing the
toilet or something, I don't
know, trying.
To look how small that area is
they're living in.
Yeah, it's pretty tight.
That is ridiculous.
Crazy.
Who farted?
Who farted?
Well, there's only four of us
here, so.
Do you think a fart smells in
space?
Yes, yeah, and a spacecraft.
But it has to like, rise to your
nose.
And it's never going.
To go away.
Well, OK.
It doesn't dissipate.
I don't.
Know what we're doing here?
What's going on?
I don't need.
It I was just wondering, I was
just thinking about it.
It's one of my many questions.
Here's the one thing.
Here's the one thing I know.
What day is it on the Artemis
mission?
What day are we at 5-6?
Something like.
That Yeah.
So they're on their way back.
Yeah, it's made the turn.
I'm I'm going to say at this
point, if you were an astronaut
on that ship, that Nutella jar
would be completely empty you.
Think they only have the one.
No.
Every once in when I get a
little treat.
So first of all, I just don't
see how that's a a stocked item
on the on the spacecraft.
Yeah, we got the, we got the
carrots, we've got the
cucumbers.
Well, like like I said, it's a
treat, doesn't have to be
cooked.
One of them likes it.
So yeah, somebody likes it.
Maybe.
Maybe everybody gets to request
one thing.
Did they smuggle it on like
contraband?
Oh.
I think they're pretty tight
with the inspections and see.
What you Yeah, yeah.
How tight?
How tight?
Not tight enough for a toilet?
Well in the in the movie Apollo
didn't the Kevin Bacon character
sneak stuff on in his pockets
and stuff so he could say it was
been to space and sell it or
give it away when he got back?
Really.
Something got loose or something
and it fucked up his.
Sorry, messed up his flight.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he brought in like little,
little key chains of rockets and
little rocks, this one.
Right.
That was in the movie.
I love it.
True.
I didn't remember him being like
a.
Kevin Bacon.
Flea market guy.
Not a flea.
Market, I mean, you know.
I've got key chains.
I've got.
Well, you know, I got a key
chain that's been to outer
space.
All from space.
Come, come by, come by.
Maybe he was given away to his
wife and kids or something.
Yeah, but I mean, he's given.
To his wife and kids.
Hey, can you give your wife a
key chain that's been in outer
space?
Yeah, sure.
Rosary, go get the key.
Chain get the key.
Chain Rosary.
I need to try this.
And stop with the cool red
cerritos.
I like Nacho cheese.
Yes, this is not OK.
It's just not we talked about.
I like how we're all talking an
accent though.
Well, you said she was Spanish.
That's how you speak.
That's how I speak.
Yeah, but you're speaking to
her, so she understands.
That's how you speak.
That's your Spanish?
Yeah.
Hello.
Does she speak Spanish?
Is that a plus?
Yeah, she speaks Spanish.
Yeah.
You haven't.
Absolutely A+.
Well, I mean, I've seen his
staff lately out around.
It's not, you know, it looks
like they all speak English, the
guys.
Who show up here?
Javi Javi speaks Spanish and
English.
Is that the guy with the beard?
Yeah, I like him.
He's very nice.
Now having come in and talk
smack about the boss.
Right do the lady, Yeah.
Oh, it's got Spanish sticks with
Spanish.
And cafe is more stupid though.
Spit in El nachos.
Spit in El spito in El nachos.
Spit in the Doritos.
Wow.
Get cool ranch.
She hates Cool Ranch.
Get let me see, how do you say
spit in the nachos?
Spit in Doritos.
Doritos, I guess would just be
Doritos, yeah.
Espape.
Don't worry, I tell her to get
you the nachos, it'll be fine.
In El cheese.
Nacho cheese Escooper in Los
Nachos.
Wow, we weren't too far off.
Escooper in Los.
Nachos.
I can't wait to see her.
Can't wait to see her.
You know, I'm going to go off to
her and say wow, Escoopier in El
scupe Los nachos.
OK, what were we talking about?
I don't even.
Remember who else?
Nutella.
Who cares?
Yeah.
All right.
On the cigar news, yay.
Quinte loses the Dab X trademark
appeal.
So Dab X, I'm assuming by the
name, is a company that does
dabs, which I believe is a wax
or some type of marijuana
product.
Yeah.
They have an X's part of their
logo, an X with hold on, hold
on.
Oh no.
Where'd you get this from
because I saw it on epicurean
smokes pace half.
Wheel.
I got 1/2 wheel.
I saw an Epicurean.
Today, the US Court of Appeals
for the Federal Circuit ruled
against Arturo Fuente in a trade
market dispute with a company
that sells DAB rigs.
For nearly five years, of cigar
company has been opposing
efforts by DAB XA company that
sells electronic dab rigs to
register a trademark.
The United States Patent A
Trademark Office granted DAB XA
trademark for the mark below,
which Fuente says infringed on
two of its trademarks.
I think to do the Fuente Opus X
brand.
While dab Riggs have cigar and
cigars are hardly the same
thing, trademarks and categorize
into different groups of
products.
Smoking and vaping products both
fall under the same category,
034.
That's a mistake.
That's not the category.
No, that shouldn't happen.
That they shouldn't be in the
same.
Correct.
Oh.
Sometimes companies will specify
that their marks will only
appear to certain segments which
the 034 category, though other
times the trademarks are applied
in four in a broad manner.
In this case, Vaporous
Technologies LLC, the owner of
Dab X, specified the mark would
apply to oral vaporizers only.
Just so you know, he sourced, he
said.
Source.
Half wheel at the bottom of it
as well.
Epicurious mom, Yeah.
So this dab guy is about to get
paid.
No, it's just.
No, he just gets to keep his
logo.
He's connects with two dots over
it or something.
And it took like 5 years, yeah.
Then this has been five years.
They've still been using it, but
now they lost.
He gets to oh, so Fuente doesn't
have to change this.
No, no, Fuente wanted them to
change theirs.
Right.
They didn't want them to be Opus
X dab rigs.
OK, you know, like when I looked
at this, I'm like, well, this is
dumb for initially.
However, as you kind of look
forward more and more in the
article and the dispute for the
trademark, I'm like, OK, that
makes sense.
Because again, if you're going
to categorize both of them in
the same thing, then hey, no,
right.
And the reality is the court
kind of just said, well, they're
two totally different things.
They're two totally.
So now you're like, right,
Right.
These are two completely
different things.
There should be a category for
for tobacco cigars, and then
there should be a category for
everything else.
They shouldn't be in.
They shouldn't be lumped under
the same trade, same trademark.
Oh.
The the court said Weber's mark
is a stick figure with two
diagonal lines over it, where
Toro Fuente is the letter X.
So they're not, they're not even
the same thing.
The two stick figures look like
an X, but they're really just
crossed the lines.
If I was the other organization,
I would have moved to try and
push for some separation.
Like, like these are two totally
different categories in life.
I don't understand why the the
USPTO keeps them in the same
realm.
Yeah, I don't know either.
You know what I mean?
This is this is a federal court.
It it got kicked up to federal.
It kicked up to Federal after
five years.
Oh.
My Lord, how much do you think
that this whole thing costed?
Lawsuits.
A whole bunch of a whole.
Bunch of money.
So the stick figure has no
pronunciation, unlike the letter
X.
The party's marked different in
sound also.
After the Trademark Trial and
Appeal Board denied the appeal,
Fuente took the next step, suing
in federal court.
A three judge panel upheld the
previous decision.
Curiously, the court agreed with
the board's decision that
Fuentes ex trademark may lack
stand alone recognition because
they are often used in
conjunction with other names.
There is some evidence that
Fuentes X marks may have
standalone sourcing recognition,
see, and then there's a bunch of
other things with it.
But there is also substantial
evidence that Fuente use of the
X mark has historically been
integrated into other marks or
displayed along other items.
So they never use the X by
itself.
That's what they're saying.
Didn't wasn't there MX-2 from
CIO?
Did they win or they lost?
I haven't heard how that worked
out, but yeah, there was one
there too.
But I mean, that was definite
rainbow X on their cigar.
That was a while ago.
I could understand.
It was last year I believe.
MX2MX2 is much older.
No.
But the lawsuit we talked about
last year, I believe, yeah.
I can understand like wasting
not wasting, but spending money
on court cases for your brand if
it looks close.
I just don't understand the
spending frivolously on stuff
that's not even close.
OK, well where's the line?
Right.
That.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like I just don't understand it.
I listened.
Opus X is iconic.
It's a legacy.
If you walked up to a guy that
knew nothing about cigars, you
still got a chance that he would
say, Oh yeah, the Opus X.
Have you ever smoked Opus X?
Right.
So if you own that brand, then
you got to swing at everything
that you think is even
questionable.
Yeah, this one, I don't know,
let's it, it falls in the same
category as us.
They use the X.
We should probably challenge it,
right, Just in order to even if
you think that you may lose,
just to protect the integrity of
that brand, you know.
So I don't begrudge them for
doing this.
I think realistically they need
to be separated.
They they shouldn't be in the
same category at all.
I agree they should do a
separate category, but I don't
think if you showed them this
other X with two squiggly lines
above it, somebody's going to go
oh open sex.
Right, that's what I was getting
at.
Well, that's the argument that
ultimately won in the scenario,
right?
And I would, but I would say,
OK, yeah, you're right, you
know, but I would argue the
point as to should it belong in
our category.
No, because of the product it
is.
I don't believe it should
either.
It should be two separate.
Categories.
That's what I'm saying, but.
When they originally made all
these categories, they didn't
care.
They didn't.
Correct.
So upgrade it you're so if
you're going to regulate
something and you can and you
see that this doesn't make
sense, then fix it.
Like that's the problem, right?
The problem more often than not
is that you see regulation and
it doesn't make any sense.
So you either a walk it back and
unwind it completely or B define
it better.
Right.
So.
Like with tariffs, tariffs all
have codes, you know, put you in
different categories, right?
You could do, I mean like if you
have something you could, you
can be inventive and they don't
usually challenge you.
I don't understand what you're
saying.
OK, let's say like you make
window hardware.
OK, window hardware has a
category, right?
But if you list it as something
else, if you don't call it
window hardware, you might be
able to get into a category that
has a lower tariff even though
it is window.
Hardware.
OK, well I can tell you that
when you go and file a
trademark, you can file a
trademark in specific
categories.
Right.
Yeah, I filed trademarks.
Before, right?
So if I wanted to file a
trademark for key chains,
there's a, there's an actual
place for that, right?
Or it, it might not be the same
thing as apparel, right?
Those are two separate entities,
so.
Yeah, I don't know what the
category specific is for this
number, like is it consume
smokeable something or?
It's listed as smoke and vaping
we're we're always looped in
with the vaping.
People oh smoke and vaping.
This is where Sarah will have to
chime in.
Ben's wife, yes, and break it
down for.
Us.
Break it down for us.
Yes, yeah, because one of these
is not THC, but whatever you
want to call it, marijuana type.
Dab.
Yeah, the dab.
Dab.
Rig right?
They shouldn't be in the same
category, right?
At least in my.
Life.
So apparently cigars, vaping and
glass pipes and accessories.
Hookahs.
Yeah, they're probably
everything in there.
So just basically anything that
provides some type of smoke,
right?
Crack.
Right, I would like to get a
straight word from it correctly.
But yeah, you see the problem
with that, right?
Well, no, no, sure there's a
problem, right?
And that kind of brings you all
the way back to the simple
aspect of FDA when they tried to
regulate premium cigars.
What are we defining as premium
cigar?
Exactly what is a premium cigar?
Right, right.
Like we.
Need to know the water source at
the factory?
Yeah.
Well, what are you, what exactly
are you trying to regulate?
What's your, what's the issue
that you feel that needs to be
regulated?
Is it convenience store, you
know, infused cigars that are
being broken apart and used for
other things?
Is that what you're trying to
regulate?
Then what are you trying to go
for?
Doesn't even make it.
It's same with the UTL.
Well, it's, you know, we
consider it a, a wholesale where
it doesn't have to be tracked if
it's above this price point and
that's considered premium.
Like that's how you define.
That doesn't make any sense.
Well, and also to be flavored it
is has to be flavored like
something so like sweet jeans
aren't affected because.
Because they don't say chocolate
right right or blueberry right.
Well, that UTL thing, you could
just look at it and see that
it's just for money.
That's all that is.
The majority of things I believe
for taxation are for money.
It's kind of in that as a tax
right to take the money.
What are you saying regulator
like regulates not for money
regulators for I would think for
safety or health, you know
something like.
That that's supposed to be
right?
But they use that to get the
money.
Yeah.
Let's regulate, which really
means make somebody else pay me.
I think it do something.
Else I saw funny, some funny
TikTok about I don't even I
don't even know the amounts.
So look, I'm going to screw up
the amounts.
Was it last night?
It was last I saw it last night,
because when Phil's ticked off
and they weren't.
When you were not watching mine.
Yeah, when I was watching this,
you said that yours this
morning.
No.
No, it was like 11/30, 12:00
last night.
No, but do you shut me off until
the morning?
No, normally.
Normally I respond to
everything.
I must have saw that.
And I was like, wow, sorry.
So it was like, you know, ways
to solve the, the homeless with
the in California with the $25
billion or whatever the amount
was that was given out as like
give each homeless person
$150,000, build a home for each.
Like it went through this whole
list, build homes for each
individual or something like
that.
And I thought that was
hilarious, right?
Because you know, this money was
given for this and it was not
even close to solved.
No, because they need money for
their golf trips and jets.
Is that what it is?
Super expensive.
It's unrelated but you say
convenience store.
Maybe think about it.
I read an article What's the
number one rated convenience
store for customer service in
America right now?
Oh.
Bucky's.
That's a good gun, I'm going to
say. #5.
Wawa.
Number one.
Boom.
Really, Wawa?
Yeah, Bucky's is number 5.
I would think Bucky's would be
better than Wawa.
On their rating scale, No, it's
number.
Five It's too big of a place.
When you need help, you can't
find somebody.
Yeah, that is hard.
Yeah, places are always so.
Packed, you can find the mascot.
I try my best to steer clear of
any of these things.
Convenience.
I like to go into Bucky's I.
Don't even want a nice.
Little 5 minute break from
driving and the bathrooms are
always clean and get a.
Snack.
I don't even.
Jen's treats are like Disney
World.
Does he?
Yeah.
He's like, I'm going to Bucky's
today.
I'm like what?
When I went open to Daytona, we
made a day trip about to see it
and had lunch.
We sat on the back of the car.
We opened up with a hatch on her
car.
She had a hatchback at the time
and we sat there and ate our BBQ
sandwiches.
Wow.
Oh, we've never been.
Let's go.
To I can't get a parking spot
there.
We're going to go to the picture
show.
Not get a parking space at
Bucky's.
I just, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I couldn't find an empty gas
pump, right?
I just, yeah, 75 of those.
Well, I just park at the 'cause
I park at the diesel by the deaf
fuel, I just park out there.
All right, Black Label Trading
Company is adding a trio of
toros.
Oh, Black Label Trading Company
has announced that three of its
lines will be getting a new Toro
vitola, each a regular
production line extension.
Interestingly, they aren't
exactly the same size Toros.
The three new cigars are Black
label trading company
Deliverance Porcelain Toro, a 6
by 50, Black work studio
Rorschach Toro 6 by 48 Toro and
the black work studio Rorschach
Sumatra Toro.
Also a 6 by 48 was the first
one, 6 by 46 by 56 by 48 and
then another 6 by 40.
Blend wise, porcelain uses,
well, we don't, I don't know.
There's three.
We don't need to know the blends
for each one.
It's whatever.
The regular cigars, same thing.
I'm excited to add these new
vitolas to the core line, said
James Brown.
Not the godfather of soul.
Different James Brown.
The boot.
The boot father of the swearing
the.
Shoe James Boot Brown the shoe.
Father.
Yes, owner of the brands in a
press release.
As a brand committed to
continuous evolution and
innovation, we strive to bring
fresh experiences to our
customers.
That's cool.
I hope they don't get whacked
with some surprise tariff this
year.
PCA.
That'd be terrible.
You know we.
Just shipped in all the new
toros we got to pay extra
$75,000.
Hello, we're Uncle Sam.
We're here to collect.
Tyler's working on something
with them too.
Yes, that is his next cigar he's
coming out with.
You think Tyler's going to make
one with everybody?
No, no, no.
Tyler's going to.
Tyler's going to make a few with
some some different companies
that he likes and.
Think he settles on one.
No.
Why?
Well, like he makes me make
cigars with these multiple
factories.
He goes, you know, I really like
blah.
I'm going to make all my cigars
now with them.
I don't think so.
I think because, you know, I
think it's like, I don't know,
I'm trying to use a good
analogy.
It's like if you want to make a
good steak, you go to the place
that makes a good steak, right?
If you want to make a good
pizza, you have a pizza place.
Right.
So he keeps making him cigars.
You think he ever settles down
and does like a Coraline type
thing?
Like this one's going to be
available all the time, not just
these one and done's.
You know what kind of commitment
that takes?
That's tough.
That's tough.
Yeah.
You know, I think realistically
this these are good learning
experiences for Tyler, the way
that he kind of such a.
Good way to get into it.
The way that he's kind of going
about it, and I think that he's
learning about characters of
individuals and how operations
are ran and what's kind of
beneficial for him as well as
the other parties involved.
And I think that if he, if he
made a core, there's he's got
too much going on to commit to
that at this point.
Yeah, so.
I do like the variety
cheesecake.
He likes the variety cheesecake.
No, I do what?
I don't know.
We're talking about food, so.
Oh, you like different
cheesecakes?
Yeah, I like the standard
cheesecake.
Really.
Maybe a fruit topping?
You put strawberries or
cherries.
I can go either way.
Oh, OK, blueberries too.
Oh, you're Russian?
Russian.
Yeah, blueberries.
Oh my Lord.
Blueberries on cheesecake.
It's not good.
Oh yes, it is.
All right here, the Red
Headlines League of Bravado's
new Connecticut River Valley
Selection Sampler.
Wow, wow.
And whose sampler, coming from
my friends at Drew Estate,
includes some of the company's
most sought after creations, the
League of Bravado Connecticut
River Valley Selection.
Isn't that a new cigar?
Sounds like it.
I'm sorry, we're doing a.
Show I'm sorry I was texting
what's going on we're.
Doing a show.
We're doing a show as a podcast.
We do it every single day.
We just need an hour of your
times.
All we're.
Just an hour.
Bomber was.
Just then I'm done in 25
seconds.
Oh, goodbye.
It started late.
Palmer was just reading about
his new cigar coming out.
OK, what do you?
Got Drew State.
He's coming.
I'll tell you what.
We'll just start over.
Yeah, let's start over.
Year of the Red Headlines League
of Bravada.
Connecticut River Valley
Selection Sampler.
Oh.
OK, a new sampler coming from
Drew State, our friend to Drew
State, including some of the
company's most sought after
creations, the League of
Bravada, Connecticut River
Valley Selection.
Isn't that a new cigar, The
Connecticut Liga?
A Connecticut River Valley, Yes.
Liga provided Connecticut River
Valley, Yeah.
So how can it be one of the most
sought after cigars if it's new?
Because they say so.
Because.
People are probably excited
about it, so people are probably
anticipating it.
So it's sought after, OK, The
Connecticut River Valley.
I wonder if they're getting this
stuff from Nick.
Let's read on and find.
Let's find out.
They're including five different
cigars, 2 of which are from the
company's Unico series.
League of provided H99 Toro
League of provided #9 Toro the
league of provided T52 Toro
League of providers Unico Feral
pig.
League of provided Unico Year of
the Rat.
The sampler has an MSRPF
anybody?
Freedom of dollars.
How many cigars is in it?
You just got to guess now at
this point because.
We're losing.
I said how many in the story and
then I said each name of each
one.
There, if there's five, I'm
going to go with 70 bucks if
there's 10.
Now you just got to pick a
number.
Oh, 120.
To be fair, Phil, I wasn't
paying attention either.
OK, 120 bucks.
I'm going to say 160. $95.
You win.
Yeah, I win.
Get the spark.
Sparkler.
Oh, that's right, You don't have
those.
That's Sparkler.
Here they go.
Oh, now they list his name is
Jonathan Sand.
That's not right.
Yeah, he.
Changed OH.
That's nice.
He didn't change it.
It's always what it was,
apparently.
He went back government name.
Yeah, there's there's a quote by
Jonathan Sand, Co, founder of
Drew State, and a press release.
The price point is absolutely
perfect.
Oh, no, no, Jonathan Sand voice.
No, you guys aren't paying.
Attention.
I don't even.
I don't even I'm paying.
You got me locked in when he
said there was a quote from
Jonathan Sand.
Sorry, because I wanted to see
it.
I.
Don't even.
Know you're not doing it?
Nope.
Come on.
You guys weren't paying
attention, then you talked a
bunch of yourselves about how
you're not paying attention.
Time for the industry's favorite
game.
Today's cigar, April 17th, 2019
reviewed by Mr. Brooks
Whittington Cigars.
The Crux limited edition
Nicaragua pre release reviews
The Crux Epicurean short
Salamone pre release.
You're first.
I'm first.
For that. 88 Crux Crux pre
release Pre release Solomon.
Solomon. 2019.
Mini Solomon. 85.
Crux Epicurean short Salomon,
Country of origin in Nicaragua
is from the Placencia cigar
factory, Ecuadorian Connecticut.
Binder Nicaraguan Filler.
Nicaraguan link 6 by 54 Perfecto
1299 and they smoked 3.
This released before the world
went upside down, 2019 In a
world where everyone wears
masks, one man, 88. 85.
Are you tired?
Glue #1.
Is it tired?
This is not time.
Yes.
Might have time too.
Outstanding construction from
start to finish.
Quick, even light, excellent
draw after the cut and a mostly
consistent burn that never
required touch ups.
Smoke output was heavy and
satisfying the entire way.
T Money just commented.
First of all Palmer, I sent you
5, not dozens.
Second, I didn't know you were
going to say it on the show
because all you did was laugh at
an image.
I sent it to Mikey because he
engages and appreciates my
comedic input.
You just made the list.
I think he.
Only sent me two.
You said you said he sends me
dozens.
You over exaggerated.
Huh.
Well, artistic license maybe you
should do when you're in the
entertainment.
Maybe you should have more than
more than just a simple lol.
Yeah, exactly all.
Right.
Maybe you should show some
appreciation of team money.
I'm off the list now.
He's one of our best supporters
of Chapter Pond.
He has.
He has my personal.
Phone number.
He's a big believer in Postina.
He named his dog Voytek.
Like what?
Maybe a whole sentence back to
him.
Hey, that's really funny.
I appreciate you something.
Send him flowers.
I want you to send him flowers.
Daisies send.
Him some.
Daisies.
Send him some daisies.
Not send him flowers.
Yes, he said.
You made roses.
Right, he said.
You made the list.
Yeah, no, I'm on the list, Yeah.
You're on many lists.
Yeah, I want everybody
definitely on Keanu's list.
I found his wallet, he loves me
now.
And there's a list and now what
did you look through it?
I had to see whose list, whose
wallet it was, yeah.
So just open it.
So you saw the list, I saw the
people to on a live, that's
what.
That piece of paper was his
name.
Said yeah, the first one said
Palmer.
Second one said Palmer.
Third one, said Mike Palmer.
No, I crossed my name off.
I wrote yours.
Oh perfect.
Thank God.
Yeah.
Expedite this process, will you?
Did you guys give scores for
the?
First, no, he has to give his.
88. 85.
Clue #2 flavor profile is
complex and evolves nicely.
Starts with creamy hay and
peanuts, Transitions into cedar,
leather and espresso with a
standout vanilla sweetness and
balanced white pepper on the
retro hill adding depth. 89 Get
this ready. 85.
Overall strength is on the
lighter side, spends most of the
experience in the mild range and
only creeps into medium at the
very end, which may not satisfy
smokers looking into a fuller
bodied cigar. 8986.
Final thought, I've always said
that Connecticut wrapped
Connecticut wrapped blends are
one of the toughest to get
right, especially in today's
cigar market.
Make it too mild and becomes a
boring mess.
Make it too strong and it will
overwhelm some of the nuances
that a lighter blend brings to
the table.
And I said that the Crux walks
the line nicely with a great
creamy profile that includes
lemongrass and peanuts along
with some nice white pepper and
vanilla bean sweetness packaged
with enough body and strength to
keep things interesting.
In addition, the construction
was easily good enough, I did
not have to worry about the
entire smoke.
While it is not the best cigar
that Crux has to offer, this
would be the Limitata PB5, the
Epicurean Smoke Salamone.
It's something for just about
everyone.
Wow, it's not the best cigar,
but it's for everyone. 90.
Really.
Oh, 89.
You went the wrong way.
Really. 91 hit the sprinklers.
Yes, they're not working.
No one warmed them up.
Oh, they were warmed up.
Oh, they're off.
They did turn off.
Oh, you messed it up.
We're not paying for.
Those So once again folks, there
will be no sparklers kick.
Them, kick them, shake them up
something.
Heat.
Heat.
What's it say?
It says heat.
They've been on for over 67
minutes.
They probably turned off after a
while.
They probably shut off.
Overheated.
If you want to hang out, we can
make a go and then I'll cut it
in.
OK, separate video.
Wow, really?
We're going to do that?
Or I.
Could cut out yesterday's and
put it in.
You wear the same shirt, nobody
will know.
Yeah.
So we're not buying them, we
just need one good shot of you
with.
How long is that the heat up?
I don't know.
They're not mine.
Greg, your sparklers don't work.
Where's that pirate technics
guy?
I.
Think the best thing I did for
you is pick these up instead of
you taking these anything.
Well, I was a little skeptical
when I saw him at his house.
Yeah, a little shady, he.
Got He had to keep shaking them
and stuff.
I was like.
You got really got to shake
them.
Yeah, he always tells me.
He always tells me I'm doing it
wrong.
Like there's three buttons on
the remote, Greg.
Making noise now.
They're about to blow up.
Oh, there we go.
He's dead.
Iranians.
Iranians send them the sparkler
machine.
This is where they started.
We get them now.
Very sad.
OK.
Anything else?
So, well, there was a let's talk
about the war for a minute.
They have.
They did the two week ceasefire
so everybody could get their
list together of what they want
to not keep the war.
Going right.
So that's what everybody's
working on.
That's why we were saying
yesterday, why give them two
weeks?
Just bomb them now.
Didn't Israel, but Israel hit
Lebanon OR something as well?
Yeah.
There's something going on with
somebody else now.
There's no sparks.
Up, up, up.
Nothing. 11 is kind of a little,
you know, underwhelming.
Hold on, hold on, said.
You got to hit them or
something, right?
Now you got to shake them.
Shake.
Them up, shake them up.
Shake it.
Shake it like some.
Stuff gets stuck, he said.
Like these things are a pain in
the ass.
Drag.
Sometimes we get stuck.
Sometimes you got to shake them
up.
Nope.
Maybe they're out of stuff now.
Yeah, put some paper in it.
Pour gasoline in one of them.
Dump one of the ashtrays in it
you.
Think they're out of sparklers?
He said we would never use up
the stuff he put in it, but.
Well, he doesn't have to.
Eventually, yeah.
And here we.
Are I'm thinking the rubber kept
hole is where you put the stuff?
Yeah.
So I mean you want to dump it
all over the floor.
Greg obviously doesn't know how
Mikey likes to celebrate.
One more time.
Wait, wait.
I saw a little spark.
Little spark.
It's it's sparking low.
It's not even clear in the
chair.
Oh, won't hit the ceiling.
Don't turn around and hit you in
the eyeball.
It's got to be out.
You need to put on your metas.
Oh yeah, did we go Facebook?
Live haven't done that.
Yeah, want to try real quick?
Nah, all right, this concludes
our episode. 70 minutes.
All right, this has been episode
5 O 6.
Thank you everybody, like and
subscribe value our
entertainment.
Love you all, goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye.
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