ACHP Episode 521 Off To The Races
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Wait, you gave him the?
Alright, go back.
We're going to start off.
We're going to start over.
We're going to start.
Over going to.
Start over.
No, we're not.
I'm going to.
Get that right?
This is way.
Better.
Well, I edit Welcome to a cigar
Roster podcast episode 521.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host with
me today in engineering is Phil.
I'm excited about the new green
Grimmish shape.
So I could say I have Hulk in my
mouth, Mcguffey.
And then it's like, oh, it's
Mikey.
We just built different step on
Kevitch.
We.
Are just welcome, gentlemen.
Yeah, you'll get it at the end.
You missed it again though, you
decided weird like.
No, I didn't.
It's fine.
We built different.
We built different.
On today's show, a Japanese zoo
is getting hot.
Marriage can save your life.
Summer movies are coming.
This is a race you can get
excited about.
OK.
And then it's cigars.
Jay Davis gets a special waiter,
Aurora has a price increase and
a Cuban cigar gets special.
We're really beating that one by
the way.
You got to call him.
Jay Davis, Yeah, he don't wear
cigars.
Why is he going on
international?
Now he does.
Well, on the show, he said, hey,
maybe we work it out where I'll
take a credit back from what I
have and we'll take it on some
on Tri told him that was.
Fine.
Oh, so then what's the score?
And then a personal message of
Wellness at the end of the show.
We can't provide a server, but
you know.
No, but I'll go.
I'll go and wait on him for an
afternoon.
Will you?
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, with a little.
Napkin.
Sure, why not?
As an event, I'll do that, sure.
I am.
I am here for Jay.
Tray of Sumatra's I was just
carrying around for the day.
Hello, I am Jay's manservant.
Jay's manservant for the day.
What can I get you, Mr. Jay?
You can call me Jeeves.
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Got some comments today.
I don't have a winner, I don't
have the list.
Told you?
Did I tell you?
You're a Told you.
He This is like the Epstein
files.
It disappears for a little bit
and.
Right, the list, the list is
gone.
We don't have them to the list.
We don't have the.
List.
Don't worry, the list.
What's the list?
Who's got it?
Who's got the list?
Probably, well, you'll hear
Monday who wins.
Triple G's got it.
Yeah, Oh.
I know, I know.
You struggle with how we record
and we would talk about it every
day, every day.
And you don't understand that.
You can't understand.
You still fail.
Now we're in the future.
You still fail to grasp the how
are.
We in the future.
This is ridiculous.
It's crazy.
It's.
Crazy.
However, I do have some
comments.
Miguel Rocha Palmer needs hug.
Palmer still needs a hug a day
later.
Why do I need a hug?
Because you're angry.
Oh yeah, I'm angry again today.
David Hoffman says if the lips
are from a cow, is isn't it
still all beef in referencing
the Costco?
Yeah, but it's always not.
The lips aren't just from cows,
they're from pigs.
What?
Pigs.
Yeah, but you said that the the
hot dogs all beef.
No, I said.
It's not all beef.
It's lips and and hoofs and ears
and stuff.
You said that the Costco hot dog
was all beef.
Oh yes, it is.
Yeah, Costco one.
Is maybe they're chicken lips.
There's no lips on a chicken.
They have a beak.
Did you red light?
No, but I don't want to bring it
here.
Why not?
Afraid Greg will get mad and
throw it away.
He's not going to throw it away.
How do you know chickens have no
lips?
Are you a chicken?
Do you?
I've had chickens, they had
beaks.
You talk to them.
Yes, a matter of fact, I did
talk to them and.
David Hoffman says also says how
many more episodes until you get
a chart explaining each
generation?
Never going to happen.
We can't afford to chart it.
It's a Preston show.
We can have a nice camera here
with a thing.
Yeah, we can draw, but it's only
for his show.
We're going to use it.
One day I'm going to find a
reason to bring out the
whiteboard.
At Bryce, Fields says, listening
to Phil explaining the ETFs
while I'm screaming at my phone,
NFTT Money says.
I knew Palmer would like the
fact that the hats are big
sized.
Big size.
Yes.
Oh God, Sam Hopkins says Phil is
killing it today.
All the dry feet.
Yeah, he heard the comment.
Yes.
Nice bro.
Dry feet.
Ruckus on chain, says Palmer's
new nickname, Gran Torino.
Yeah, you're definitely that
guy.
Like like old old Gran Torino
or.
He means like the movie Gran
Torino, Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not talking about Yeah,
got it.
Not talking about Starsky and
Hutch driving the car around,
Yeah.
Real smoke pod says lol.
I'll have to show Robert a clip
of this on the show tonight and
representing 13 nines.
Yeah, he asked.
I said it was OK as long as we
didn't say anything bad.
I mean what?
Like, wasn't that the guy that
Luciano's kind of now?
No.
Oh.
Oh, with the knife you made?
Well, that's another knife thing
was the same.
It was another story in the same
show.
Yeah, show all you want.
You were going so good in the
beginning, now you just.
I'm fine, everybody move on with
this show.
You completely falling.
Off I have things to talk about.
Let's go.
Come on.
It's a good show today.
It's it's a good show every day,
but like I have better.
I have no issue with anybody
taking clips from our episode.
Of no, I don't either.
I didn't.
I I thought it was the knife guy
that Luciano is now working
with.
Right.
But even still, like if someone
want to take our clip and give
it to him, share it with him, I
don't know.
He's going to show it on his
show.
Yeah, but you're not listening
to me.
I am listening to him.
No, you're not.
I didn't know you understood.
He's not going to just give it
to him.
This is the day that Palmer
becomes unalived.
Today's the day it was
yesterday.
Today's the day.
Look if even though he's.
Out of death.
Not today.
I'll take the extra naive if we
get one.
You're not getting one.
I'm getting one.
You can buy them from him.
How are you getting one?
How are you getting one?
It's my business.
By the way, my lovely shirt
today is from the Black River
Tobacco in North Carolina.
Thank you.
Nice shirt.
Thank you very much.
You see the back but I can't get
up and turn.
Around 2 XL.
If you'd like to see me wear
your shirt on the show, send
them to Care of the Show at 6829
Deltona Blvd., Deltona, FL
32725.
Double XL.
Don't.
He's never on camera.
He is that important.
At Brett Mercurio says great
show.
I thought you would touch on the
industry's newest celebrity,
asking Jay Davis for a buy in
and a $4500 appearance fee.
That was fun.
That is true.
I didn't.
You know, we kind of let that
blow pass, right?
Yeah.
High expectations I guess.
I know.
Is that really that high for
Damon Wayans?
I mean, it's ridiculous, first
of all.
It's Marlon Wayans.
Oh whatever, it's one of the
Wayans.
Wow.
Well, if it was the other one,
it would be worth it.
I mean, what's Marlon trying to
do?
Are you trying to build a cigar
brand or you just trying to make
money on the appearance fee?
Trying to make money on the
appearance.
Because like, if I bought $4500
worth of product and I was going
to sell all of it and then I had
to pay $4500 to get you there
and I sold, I sold everything, I
still didn't make any money.
No, you still didn't make any
money.
So how does that make sense?
It doesn't make sense.
It's it's ridiculous for the,
the venue that he's doing.
It's not a, you know, he's like
I sit up there and do 15 minutes
of.
Stage yeah so like how does how
has nobody had that conversation
like, you know like.
With him, yeah.
How are your cigar people?
Done.
Hey, we want you to, you know, a
lot, you know, got to pay a fee.
Yeah, I got to show up like.
I got expenses.
Yeah.
So how are so we're going to
step on the small business and
make sure that they don't make
anything then.
Right, that's his plan.
I don't know if that's his plan.
I just don't think he
understands.
Oh.
He's just used to being paid to
show up somewhere, right?
Right.
Yeah, he's an old school
celebrity.
Kyrie just shows up.
Hey, let's do an event.
Blah, right?
Oh, there's no, there's no buy
in for him.
I.
Don't think so.
No, I think, hey, I'm in the
area, I'll do an event.
Oh, it's nice.
I was curious.
I.
Think that's two different
industry of their original type
of work though.
You know what?
I mean, I heard there's a buy
for Rocky Patel bigger than
$4500.
Yeah, but it's not, but it's in
product.
Right, I understand.
You're going to buy X amount of
product.
Right.
Yeah, he's saying Marlon's not
even giving product.
He's saying.
Right, right.
That's just to get him.
Yeah, Well, good, because Jay
said he didn't like his cigar
so.
You know, let.
Me just pay you to show up how
many cigars you want.
No, and I don't like them.
They're no good.
I mean, we're going to sell.
Something else today I'm going
to sell something else.
I got a lot of Fuente.
I got stacked up over here.
We'll get rid of some of that
did.
You bring a waiter.
Did you bring a waiter?
Is that a glue waiter?
Oh my God.
OK.
Wayans and his wait.
Hello, I'm Mr. Wayans Winter.
He played a waiter one time.
All right.
If you want to.
Hear your comment on the show?
Comment below.
We may say it out loud and I
will have a winner for you.
You make Monday.
What?
What?
What?
I didn't say anything.
You said something.
I said nothing.
I'm going to on a live you.
Can't.
It's on camera, you'll go to
jail.
I have.
Footage.
You're too pretty.
You won't do well in jail.
You have footage of me smarting
off.
That's not a thing to kill
people.
Remove the footage.
You know what, I'll just put the
camera on me when I have a nice
knife shirt and a dope hat and
you can not alive them all you
want.
Thanks Phil.
No problem.
Wow, apparently Phil's not in
any more shows while I'm alive.
Him or his voice.
Wow.
All right.
We're going to start your show
off on a somber note.
Of course.
Bandit passed yesterday.
Who Bandit?
Is that your dog?
The 51st sloth has passed.
No.
Oh, that's like a Canadian
sloth.
The death toll is up to 51.
We were we were talking about
that this guy was hour by hour
and we were keeping an eye on
him.
Right, he passed yesterday
afternoon at about 3:00 PM.
Very, very sad moment of silence
for Bandit.
Wow, we killed 51 sloths. 51
Sloth.
That's sloth world.
So now they're talking an
investigation, perhaps criminal
charges.
The man is on the Lam.
He is running. 51 was the
number, huh?
He's hiding in a non extradition
sloth country.
Where he can't be emancipated.
Can't be emancipated, right?
Exactly.
What is that?
Terrible.
What is that?
Is that Mexico?
No, they have sloths down there,
some country that does not have
sloths, because now they're all
out together.
I love how Palmer, I don't think
he's playing along, I think.
He's yeah.
No, he's just being Palmer.
Yeah, he didn't understand what
I really said.
I didn't.
Hear you, I don't listen to you.
You're not on the show anymore.
Listen, how about the fact like,
OK, the.
It's a serious note the the
borderline animal died.
I think that.
Very sad pictures, isn't?
It I think it's, it's comical to
me because I think that this guy
was a shady businessman and it
went sideways completely.
And now he's running because he
killed 51 sloths.
Well, I he was on real radio at
night when he was putting this
whole thing together.
Yeah, he sounded legit.
I mean, they were talking to him
about sloths.
He seemed to know a lot about
sloths.
I think he tried to acquire them
at like, a discount or through
some shady means.
And then that's what happened.
And then, you know, some of them
showed up early.
He's got no power, no water, no
heat at the place.
And it got cold.
You know it doesn't normally get
below 40. 8 So bring to your
house.
I don't know.
Right, I know there's something
else you can do inside.
Leave them there to freeze.
And then the others showed up
half dead from where he got them
from sloth.com or whatever he
ordered them from.
What kind of, I mean, the shady
deal.
Was there a guy named Tony in
the corner?
Like, yeah, of course.
There's some guy from Peru named
El Duardo or something.
El Duardo, right?
Come check nosloth.com.
How many would you like?
You're not even on the Internet.
I would like 20 please.
All right.
Do you want 20 full ones or 20
skinny ones?
We have some emancipated.
Would you like those?
Emancipated.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Very sorry.
Yeah, you're on the air with the
Cigar Hustler podcast.
What's the phrase?
It pays by that board.
It pops when you get when you're
there.
He complaints.
Would you like to get a loan for
$50,000?
I need to talk to you about
your.
Sloth, I would like to talk to
you about your watch being by
the video S board remove all
right.
Zoo employee told police.
He's like so hell bent on
keeping his watch on.
Which zoo?
Well, 'cause I have things.
You know, don't push the
stories, all right?
I don't want my own page.
What's he?
He's always asking questions as
I read the headline.
You never answer the call on on
your watch.
No people text though sometimes
I have to pick up my phone if
it's one of my workers or.
Are you going way back to the
show or are we going to talk
more about his new?
Production guy.
You guys answer your phone on
the air.
Yeah, but you're the production.
Only if my wife calls more than
once.
Not like his.
He has answered every single
time he gets in trouble.
You're the production guy.
Yeah, and the only time you ever
hear my phone is if it rings.
Where the talent?
If it rings?
Where the talent?
The only other time you hear my
phone is if it rings.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Well, that makes sense
completely.
Yeah, I get like 50 text
messages while we do this like
you guys.
Never know those.
If I was by the video board, I
wouldn't have my phone by it and
I don't have a watch anymore
because I don't like those.
So I used to do this podcast and
now we don't do it anymore.
We just talk about Phil's phone
calls.
So yeah, we'll just sit back and
wait till they're finished.
No, that's great.
Go ahead.
Would you put that shirt on and
get some courage?
Well, you're Blackbeard in over
there.
We're.
Not even on the show anymore.
So what editing I got to do?
This one's going up late, boss,
just so you.
Know.
Zoo employees told police he
burnt his wife's body in the
park.
Incinerator.
Oh.
No way.
Yes.
In Japan.
India.
Japan.
Yes, we'll get to this in a
minute, but what I'm mainly
concerned about is why does the
zoo have an animal incinerator?
How many animals die at this
zoo?
What do you do when the when the
animals die?
It's a zoo.
Do Why do animals die at the
zoo?
They're supposed to be there to
keep them healthy.
They need that many.
They die.
Bury them or you hire somebody
to cinerate.
Bury.
Them.
Sure, a nice little nice little
animal graveyard.
Pet cemetery?
Yeah, your pet cemetery where
they can come back to life.
Well, only if you say the chant.
And then haunt the people, right
and try and eat them.
Anyway, one of the most popular
zoos in Japan remains closed
while police search for the
remains of the missing woman.
They're in the incinerator.
There's not a lot of searching
involved after her husband
claimed he threw her body into
the incinerator at the park used
to dispose of dead animals.
Now her bones are mixed up with
the Penguins and whatever else
they killed.
An employee at the Ashurama Zoo
in Ashawaka confessed to burning
his wife's body at the local
police began questioning him
about her his parents in recent
days.
So she went missing.
Everybody's looking for her.
And then he couldn't handle the
pressure.
He went, I did it.
I burned her up an incinerator.
So This is why they need an
incinerator.
To burn up the employees wives.
Every zoo has an incinerator.
She's been missing since late
March, so it's only been 30
days.
She didn't stand for the
pressure too well.
Every zoo has an incinerator,
yeah.
Yeah, that's it really.
It's for Disease Control,
sanitation and safety.
Legal.
You just look it up.
Yeah, legal requirement.
Legal environmental compliance,
practical logistics and
respectful handling.
And removing wives.
Apparently, yeah, Respectful
handling.
Respectful handling.
Hirosuku Emazi, Ashiwasha's
mayor, reportedly described the
situation Tuesday's press
conference as an unprecedented
crisis, a local authorities and
a local government, according to
the BBC.
No one could have predicted it,
the mayor reportedly said.
I am overcome with immense
anxiety and I'm facing crisis
and unprecedented magnitude.
That that morphed into a weird.
Voice.
No, it's it's Japanese because
Chinese sounds different.
Yeah, Chinese completely.
Different.
Yeah.
It was like Japanese that went
kind of Jonathan Drew kind of
coop like all together.
Maybe they're Japanese.
Maybe.
They're Japanese.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know Their nationality,
OK, They could be.
Jonathan Drew looks like his.
Name is Sans.
Jon in Japanese.
You guys like to?
Pronounce it songs.
Mr. Songs.
Mr. Songs.
Are we going to all over talk
each other today?
Is that what's going on now?
Miyagi Songs.
Sorry all.
Right.
What is your question?
Me, yes.
Did you have a question?
I did what?
Was your question.
How is it a crisis?
It was just the one person that
died.
Because the zoo is closed.
So it's a murder?
So the crisis is that the zoo is
closed.
He's the mayor of the town.
It's the most popular tourist
attraction in the town.
Now nobody come because it
closed.
Why is it closed?
They have to find all the body
parts.
They're in the incinerator.
Yeah, but they got to sift
through a lot of ash.
Put in bags and get out of
there.
Well, some of it is the Penguin
or the llama that died the same
day.
Again, you.
Got to bring in a whole team.
NCIS.
Why would this guy admit it?
He couldn't handle up to the
pressure.
He cracked the guilts.
Everybody's looking and he
freaked out when I did it.
I put it in the thing, but he
did it with a Japanese accent.
Got it.
It sound like he has some sake
in the system.
Might have had some sake.
OK.
Can you Can you get DNA out of
ashes?
I don't know, why don't you
Google that too there Mr. NCIS.
Probably not.
Sure, 'cause there's bone
fragments and teeth and stuff,
everything doesn't burn up.
They don't have NCIS in Japan.
Yeah, they do, but it's called
something else.
No, they have inspectors.
Oh, inspector gadgets.
How do you know?
I watch rush hour.
I'll walk through a shower.
That's China.
You don't know that.
Yes, I do.
Jackie Chan's from China.
Though now you're the racist.
No, actually, On the contrary,
he's actually letting you know
that you are the racist.
Technically he's from Hong Kong,
but it's all one country now.
Oh yeah, they've unified.
Well, they bought it back from.
The I thought it was an ongoing
issue.
It's run separate, but there's
like a big puppet hand up the
guy's butt going, I'm not
Chinese, you know, but he is
Chinese.
Got it.
OK, good news is the zoo will be
open again on May 1st, so
tomorrow it opens.
What a relief.
Yeah, so the crisis is over.
No more crisis.
Wells quick.
Yeah, well, apparently they
found all the teeth in the
bones.
You can never get DNA from ashes
because.
Of the very high temperatures
you can't from bones and teeth.
No, it's all unusable because of
the high temperature.
It's burned.
Yep.
What if the Japanese know that?
Now maybe if there was like a
hello hello.
Hello.
Hello.
There we go.
I don't know.
The sound went up.
Did we have the mysterious sound
go out again Problem.
We had that the other day.
It's probably because you're
damn watched, but.
Yeah, probably You're watching
your phone.
I think it's just the cord here.
I think it's just the
headphones.
I was watching the green.
It was still going.
What was I saying?
Oh no, maybe there's like a gold
tooth.
Well then it would be gold.
But you still couldn't prove
that it was hers.
Unless she had one.
Gold.
Tooth, but that doesn't mean
that it was hers.
Good point.
That is true.
Penguins have gold tooth.
Told me when he had the that
tooth replaced he almost got a
gold 1.
I used to have a gold tooth.
Would that look?
Yeah, but not your front tooth.
No, it was my back molar.
And we'd call them Gold Tooth.
Triple G gold.
Triple G Gold.
Oh.
You eat.
All right, if there wasn't
already enough pressure from
your parents, cancer researchers
are now offering a good reason
to get married.
Studies have shown that men who
are married and women that are
married get cancer less often
than single people.
Really.
Yes, The Wall Street Journal
reports that a recent study of 4
million US cancer causes
published in a journal, Cancer
Research Communications, which
is obviously the best Cancer
Research.
Ever the best.
Found cancer rates were 68%
higher for men who had never
married.
Wow.
Compared to those who had put a
ring on it, for women who never
tied the knot, the rates were
83% higher.
Whoa.
So by marrying our wives we have
saved them from cancer.
How relieved my wife can find
out she'll never get cancer
again that.
Was really weird how you said
that.
Verse 83% chances she'll never
get cancer again.
Well, she's had it once.
So I know, but it's just kind of
like you'd said, like you're, I
don't know your.
Face, I'm going to tell her that
when I get home.
I mean, I might have been wrong
about the kidney stones, but
you're not getting cancer.
There's an 83% chance you will
now not get cancer.
I wonder how that statistic
develops because it can't be
just about being in the
relationship, something else has
to change.
Like, let's redone.
It's not that marriage prevents
cancer, no matter what Pushy's
relative say.
But as one of the studies
co-authors explained to the Wall
Street Journal, married people
often have more economic
stability, strong support
systems.
Plus, the researcher noted, many
married people tend to smoke and
drink less and are less exposed
to St. is now they're gone.
That they use St. is now all of
which can risk are risk factors
and they can be a prevent and
they get more preventative care.
So it's the things you do
because you're married, not the
actual fact that you're married,
right?
That makes sense.
I'm not telling my wife that
part.
Yeah, because you don't smoke
less.
I don't smoke cigarettes, Yeah.
I don't smoke cigarettes.
It didn't say cigarettes.
That's what they're talking
about.
Cancer does not 'cause it's not,
it's not a marker for cancer.
There's been studies.
Do we have to go over this
again?
I'm just saying what you read
it's.
Completely off the show.
I don't you have.
No idea what's going on here.
What?
You say anymore can't protect
him any longer.
Yeah.
Greg, we need you to push the
buttons.
You know he's listening.
A new button person.
He's probably in the bathroom
right there, right behind you.
All right, summer's coming,
gentlemen.
You know what that means?
It's going to get hot.
Summer movies.
Summer Loving.
No, don't sing the song.
We get in.
Trouble.
Before you read any of it, is
there any movies, Mikey, that
you're excited about?
How does he know?
I haven't read what they are
yet.
Maybe Spider Man's coming out.
Not till July.
That's in the summer.
I'm just doing May.
Wow, that's not the summer.
That's not the summer.
Yes, it is.
Maybe for you 60 plussers.
You know, I'm getting real tired
of the age jokes over there,
chubby.
Hey, you look great, you don't
let him body shame you.
I'm not mad about.
You have a beautiful body.
Grandpa over there.
Beautiful body.
Spring is the spring is defined
as March, April, and May.
Summer is June.
Spring movies are almost here,
Michael.
You know what May means.
I got time to change my body.
He's in.
He's in rare form today.
OK, go ahead.
Out in May 26th with cast and
when it's about major releases,
The Devil Wears Prada too.
Oh, can't.
Wait, I thought, a sequel.
Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep.
I love Anne Hathaway.
I'm going to go and watch it.
That's why you want to talk.
I like Anne.
Hathan, no, no, that's not why.
Yeah, it is.
I needed stuff to fill.
There wasn't a lot going on
there.
There wasn't AI already?
I thought the sequel This movie
came out years ago.
No, they never did a sequel.
Sequel's probably going to be
terrible, but I really like Anne
Hathaway.
Top Gun 2 was great.
It was *.
Wars.
It was not Star Wars.
Star Wars, Right, mortal?
Kombat 2.
He's a hateful person today.
He is a hateful person today.
Mortal Kombat 2 coming down May
8th, Karl Urban, Lewis Tan,
Jessica Mcnee, and Huruku Sanda.
Did your wife use one too many
fingers in the butt this
morning?
Is that what happened?
No.
We don't do anything in the.
Morning items?
No, When?
She leaves.
No, just enough.
Fingers.
But she did use the fingers in
the back just.
The standard.
Earth Realms fighters enter the
actual Mortal Kombat tournament
to save humanity.
Wasn't it the same reason of the
first one?
Yeah.
So now they're doing it again.
They've yet to, I mean, I
thought that the, the one that
they came out with that on HBO
or whatever during COVID, I
thought it was all right.
Yeah, that one was OK.
I thought so too.
You know.
The Mandalorian and Grogu.
That's going to be a bust, yeah.
I'm a little tired of.
Those two, they're trying to
revise this.
They they already, they beat
this into the ground.
Right now they're making a whole
movie.
It doesn't even look like it
should be a movie, though.
Like, like, do you remember when
Doctor Strange came out?
Like this?
Doctor Strange 2 came out and it
was in movie theaters, right?
And it looks like it should have
just been released on stream,
right?
I think that's what's happening
here in Mandalorian.
I think so too.
I think they're trying to get
away from the stream then.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Well, it'll probably be out for
like a month and then Disney
will have it on their channel.
We'll try to get a little more
money out of this in the grey.
This looks good with Jake
Gyllenhaal and Henry Cavill, 2
operatives are sent into a high
stakes mission where they
loyalty and survival collide.
OK, I like Henry Cavill and Jake
Gyllenhaal.
They should be good together.
And Anne Hathaway.
One spoon of chocolate.
It looks stupid.
We're not even talking about
that.
Young man's life spirals after a
violent incident exposes deeper
truth about the world.
Oh, that sounds like a real
Willy Wonka.
Right Tuner talking about a
musician obsession.
Dangerous relationship turns
into a psychological spiral.
So you're not even covering the
summer blockbusters, you're just
rattling off.
These are the ones that are
coming out just in May.
When we get to June, we will
cover the ones in.
June.
All right, well get get the June
already.
Who gives a shit on me?
Well, it's not June.
Well, he doesn't have the June
we.
Won't do that till the end of.
May Oh, so you don't have that?
No.
So you don't have summer
blockbusters at all?
No, because it's not that time
yet.
So you're the ones coming out in
May?
So when you said summer
blockbuster movies?
I didn't say blockbuster, it
said summer.
Movies, you said.
Summer movies.
You were lying.
Well, I changed it to Spring.
He was not telling the whole
truth.
OK.
Well, this one's got Putin in
it, but I'm not telling you
about.
It all right, cool, I don't
care.
Fine, I don't care either.
Perfect.
Here's one about weightlifting.
Not talking about that either.
Good.
Here's one about an angry man
named Mike who doesn't like
movies.
Sounds great.
What is it?
What's the name of that one?
Angry man named Mike doesn't
like movies.
A cigar hustler's revenge.
Cigar hustler's revenge, Right?
All right, next story.
Then fine men of the world are
invited to pit their sperm
against each other in a racy
race where the owners of the
swiftest swimmers take home
100,000.
Dollars Who would be the best?
We should have stuck on the
movies.
So there's a sperm race.
There's a sperm race coming out.
They have taken sperm for 128
countries.
Is it on Netflix?
I think it will be on this.
Is going to be live.
But what you do, you have to
answer a questionnaire, you have
to provide a sample and you have
to sign a release form.
And then they check your sperm
for all these different things,
make sure you have no diseases
or anything.
And they have made this
microscopic track and you race
against time, how fast your
sperm get from the start to the
finish.
Well, well, how do you get the
sperm in the track?
Well, the cup.
When you send in your sample,
they take it out with a pipette
and they shoot it into the
stuff.
Wow.
This is all too.
To bring IVF awareness.
Not IVF, but male fertility.
Nobody talks about male
fertility.
Nobody wants to.
So they're trying to bring more
attention to male fertility and
fertility.
Problem.
What are we talking about?
There's babies everywhere.
What are we?
Yeah.
This is wild.
Why are we like what?
You know why?
This is somebody that got caught
for like streaking or something
one time and he's like, you know
what I'm going to do?
I'm going to make a movie
because nobody cares if you do
it on that.
Dude, somebody pitch this, think
about this.
Somebody pitch, somebody said,
wait a second.
And I, I can put.
And then once they determined
that they could build this
thing, they said, hey, here's
what we're going to do.
Well they did a smaller version
of this already and the winner
got $10,000 and now they have
opened it up to the entire world
and the now you get 100,000.
What country you think wins?
Well, they have America.
Well, they figure America would
get more people would want to be
in the race, so there's only
allowed so many from each
country.
So they take the fastest 10 and
then they all put them to get to
each.
Other they take the elite. 10
The Elite 10.
The elite master debate they.
Go, they go head to head and
against time till there is only
one.
There could be only. 1.
Well, hopefully they'll get it
from that one doctor because we
know how he likes to mix up all
the sperm and everything.
Declining male fertility rates
worldwide, That's what they're
trying to bring the light.
To OK.
According to Co founder Fan, the
Baby Better Olympiad has
attracted more than 10,000 male
applicants from around the
globe, including hopefuls from
US, Iran, Israel and even North
Korea, the Daily Mail report.
Who wins out of that batch?
US.
Iran.
US.
North Korea.
We've already been through all
this.
America, Yeah.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Ours are faster?
I'm just curious what is?
Theory.
Longer legs.
What?
Longer.
You have longer legs.
I don't know if you've seen a
sperm, but they don't have legs.
Oh, I've never seen one up
close.
What's going on here?
Did you not take health class?
That's just what they put in.
Front of you I'm I'm, I'm.
Going to vote with America.
Me too.
Oh wow, that was that was the
one being made fun of.
Well, I mean, we have the most
diverse country.
Right.
I mean, we could have somebody
from each one of those countries
that isn't American.
Well, at least you know they're
or.
Genetically speaking, yeah.
Yeah, those other countries are
just going to fight each other
before they get to the end.
Right, OK.
So as they go through, they pick
your best swimmers and then beat
them against the other guys and
they.
Train them.
No, no, there's no training.
They train the sperm.
Right, they train.
Like Rocky?
They play music, they play Eye
of the Tiger, right?
Just for the Americans.
Going the distance.
Rocky the song.
So under a microscope, the
competitors will race each other
along a customized micro fluid
track where they were traveling
a straight distance of 400
microns or about .02 inches,
approximately the size of a
grain of salt. .02 inches.
Yes.
All the while a controlled micro
current flows through the
channel creating resistance,
pushing each racer to its limits
so they have to fight against
the stream.
That's stressed it out a little
bit, yes.
Despite the tiny cores, times
can range several seconds to
over 40 minutes.
And there's one's not moving.
Can you imagine watching?
The Korean seems to be falling
behind.
Can you watch?
Can you imagine watching 40
minutes of a sperm cell not
moving right?
Just in a wiggle in his tail
going in a circle.
I can't believe everybody wants
to watch this.
Did you want to watch this in
health?
Class, I got to tell you, I
think it'd be great too to have
the guy there like all right,
so.
Rooting for his.
No, no, no worse than that.
Like putting him on the spot
when it's not doing it so your
sperm isn't moving.
How are you feeling right now?
Well, you know, this explains
why I can't have kids or
whatever.
I don't know why, you know, I
flipped the camera to Palm.
We've been.
Taking samples from Africa,
those will be the, those will be
the big ones.
Africa's going to get the dub.
The big sperm, the.
Big sperm.
Oh, they get extra muscles.
Supreme Beings.
They'll be timed individually
and then put in a heat based on
their motility of sperm.
Oh, we're dividing them into
heaps.
Into heat.
Yeah.
They, you know, so many at one
time.
Right.
I'm just really baffled by this
whole thing.
Tournament of Champions.
Winners will be determined by
which sperm it is always first
across the finish line and the
owner of the last sperm standing
will collect their six figure
grand prize.
Wow.
It's about making male fertility
something people actually want
to talk about, track and
improve, he writes on the site.
We're taking a topic no one
wants to touch and making it
interesting.
All right.
I don't ever want to hear from
these people that any movie is
horrible.
Oh, we'll, we'll cover who wins,
I mean.
Oh, you're going to follow up on
this We're.
Going to follow up?
We follow.
We like to follow up on stories.
At the end of May.
Whenever that happens to the
races, I don't know.
Well, you said this for you mean
when the summer blockbusters
come out in June?
God forbid we'll be covering
those then.
Do you have a video for us,
Michael?
I do not have a.
Video.
I tried, I looked.
I'm glad I didn't correlate with
any of the stories too.
You know there was the the.
A personal video of him
preparing his no.
No, no, no, no, no, please God,
Not again.
You should enter.
You got a lot of kids.
No, I'm past my prime.
I saw, I saw.
I saw the kid.
I didn't.
Take.
A drink on the videos today I
saw King Charles or whatever
with Trump and then he was doing
something with his pocket and it
was zoomed in like that's weird.
And then there was a speech
about it, King Charles giving
something to Trump.
And I'm like, none of this
interests me.
So, you know, and I kept
looking, there was, I couldn't
find anything today.
So there's nothing going on in
the world.
I have a video do.
You.
Oh Wham, yes.
I have a.
Video I'm a little I'm scared
I'm.
Concerned.
Yeah.
After all the news clippings
you've been reading today, I'm a
little nervous.
I have a.
Video.
Here's a Sperm rays at a zoo.
Could be even worse than that.
This is the one from the
villages that happened last
week, yeah.
Villages, definitely.
I have a bukaki contest video
footage.
Yeah, this episode is going to
be crazy.
Where is.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm sending the video to
you both.
Here it comes.
I mean, I'm going to get off.
Watch.
Have a good one.
Because it doesn't work.
Hey fun fact, I want to run
every morning I pee and
sometimes pee in someone's
bushes.
Every morning yesterday we
covered a story about the lady
who was pooping in everybody's
yard.
That is the woman.
Was that a woman?
That is from her social media
where she's talking about how
she pees in the bushes at
people's houses.
Wow.
Charles from Brooks coating his
wife is friends with her next
door neighbor.
The lady's been doing this for
months and the police finally
just now did something.
About it.
So she runs, right?
And sometimes when she runs,
she's got poop.
Right and P so she does it in
people's yards.
Or he sent me a picture of a
Chester drawers in front of
somebody's house, like down by
the curb for trash.
She pooped all over the front of
it.
Oh, she pooped on it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like down the front.
She's unstable.
Yeah, there's something wrong
with it.
She looks crazy in the video.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, I just peed in
somebody's.
Yard I just ate some lead paint
chips.
Right.
I guess it's better than her
killing somebody.
Think she has kids?
Of course she does look at.
Her sure, sure, she.
Does she's running with a
weighted vest too?
Bro she's no joke.
She's strong.
That's wild.
If anybody like me to poop in
your yard, leave a comment.
Right.
Leave a.
Comment I'm start walking around
with a weighted vest.
Why not?
You don't walk around with a
weighted.
Vest, I'm going to start.
I think that would be something
you would do.
Yeah, of course.
Why?
Don't you just carry dumbbells?
Too much on the arms, you don't
want to pull forearm or
something.
Do you walk with someone else?
You still walk with your
neighbor.
No, I haven't done that lately.
So maybe do the elastic bands,
you guys can do them together.
Oh yeah, yeah.
He holds 1, you hold one.
I don't know why the only thing
that came into my mind was the
guy from 51st dates.
The guy from what?
51st dates.
What did he do?
You don't remember the guy that
played Rudy?
Nobody knows his name.
Yeah, the girl with the brain
problem her brother worked out
all the time.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm just pumping up her.
Are you on the roids or not?
Just.
Oh, I know what?
You're talking about right?
Just like the weight of the
workout, all the.
Time, the guy who played Rudy.
You're right.
Right.
Yeah, nobody knows his real
name.
Right, I also played in Lord of
the Rings.
Goonies, yeah.
And played in Goonies too.
That's right.
Again, don't know his real name.
Oh, you're the Goonies guy.
All right.
La Flora Dominicana.
Oh.
Cigar news.
Sorry, cigar news.
Cigar news at home.
For cigar.
News La Flora Dominicana Oro
Maduro #5 heading to Blue Smoke
of Dallas In a couple of weeks,
Blue Smoke of Dallas will host
one of La Flora Dominicanas,
home of Lahero events, and there
will be a special cigar at the
event.
The LA Flora Dominican Oro
Maduro #5 is a 6 by 48 version
of the Oro Maduro blend, which
uses the Nicaraguan Havana
wrapper over a Dominican binder
and Dominican Nicaragua fillers.
A floor Dominican created a
hundred boxes of 10 cigars for
this retailer, Mr. J Davis.
The one and the only.
What is we don't ever get a
special cigar from anybody.
I.
Don't think we ask.
Because we're bad for the
industry.
Remember that, Palmer?
I don't think, first of all, not
everybody feels.
Everybody feels just one guy.
And you start to see that, like,
I don't know, when you do
specific things to try and hurt
us, like people see that.
And that's a bad look, yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't look good on
you.
Well, Jay Davis mentioned on the
podcast saying that he buys a
lot.
He's all about that.
Of LFD.
And buy a lot of LFD.
I spent an hour with him.
They had waiters.
Oh yeah.
No, they didn't.
Each cigar is an MSRP of
gentlemen, Gentlemen, Gentlemen,
Gentlemen.
It's a special cigar.
Special cigar.
Yeah. 30 bucks.
J Davis. $18.00.
Phil 30 bucks. $18.00 Ding Ding,
Ding, Ding, Ding.
Why'd you even ask me if you hit
it?
Because you get to play.
Because he didn't even say 30
the first time.
You always, you always go too
high.
Oh yeah, I didn't hear what he
said.
I didn't.
I thought that was his first
time.
He's deaf and he's not listening
to any of us.
He's just busy talking.
Blue Smoke in Dallas has been a
true partner for LFD Domenica
for many years, said Lido Gomez
senior in a press release.
Their passion for cigars, their
commitment to customers and the
way they represent our brand and
their one door humidor.
This is an easy decision.
Quoting Justin Andrews.
Creating something special for
their 16th anniversary felt
right.
There's our way of saying thank
you.
Jay Davis.
The cigars are being made for
the retailer's 16th anniversary.
Gomez Senior, Inez Gomez and
Lito Gomez Junior will all be in
attendance at the event.
Everyone's going, all the best
people.
Gomez, All the Gomez.
Hey anybody got a comment?
I'm moving on to the.
Next door?
No.
Did you see that Tony was
rolling at the show?
Is that the tall one?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw him.
He's he's my guy.
I.
Like Tony, I like the Young 1.
Young one's cool too.
He said hi to me.
Lido.
Yeah, Junior.
But I've known Tony forever.
Oh, and to.
See Junior for a little.
Bit to see him rolling cigars
I'm like oh this is a pretty bad
ass.
Oh, I thought you meant rolling
like he was walking through the
thing.
No, you mean he was actually
rolling cigars?
Yeah, yeah, the table there and.
Everything.
I thought you're using some type
of cool hip vernacular.
I.
Want to learn how to roll?
I think that'd be.
Badass.
I would like to too.
Yeah.
If we only knew someone you.
Can't your hands hurt too much?
I can do it.
No, you're old.
Maybe it would be good for my
hands I.
Don't think it'd be good for.
Your hands, it would be good.
You just want to keep it for
yourself.
You're like that.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm super selfish.
You are.
I always.
Believe you like when you left
yesterday you told me to be here
first thing this morning so we
can hang out.
All maybe maybe we should just
do an episode one time.
I'll be there.
First thing rolled in at 12:15.
My Barber got a nail in his
tire.
Then get your haircut tomorrow
or get a new Barber.
When you tomorrow, there's no
time.
I might not be here tomorrow.
The one you're right.
Where you going?
I might die.
I'm old.
You guys keep talking about it.
No, we're only at episode 520.
Something you got to make.
It to 1000, yeah.
And you can dial.
Your one five years, I told him.
I can't commit to that.
OK, maybe we should do an
episode on rolling cigars.
Well, you're married, so you
won't get cancer.
Well, I won't.
No, I'm not going to die of
cancer.
There's a 68% chance that I
won't.
Maybe you we should do an
episode on rolling cigars.
Yeah, maybe we should do a final
episode like the last one and
then just save it in case I do.
Now you can play that.
You just do it to start building
a memo like some type of
memorial video.
For you?
Oh, like they had for all the
celebrities and they
accidentally released them?
Yeah, if you're watching this, I
have passed.
I have if you're seeing this.
Hi, this is Mike Palmer lasagna
cigars.
If you're watching this, I have
died.
It's a death farewell.
So I would like to say farewell.
And then I never liked either
one of these people.
Wow.
See what I will do is now I will
take that clip and I'll save it
and I'll open up his memorial
with it and then I'll end it
with the what he finished off.
I just want to I never.
Like, oh, there you go, that'd
be perfect.
I'll put some nice pictures in
the middle.
Oh nice, but he fade in and out,
playing memories, memories,
something corners.
No, I can't get copyright
infringement.
Oh, that's right.
Can't wait to put the one.
I have AI write one similar
write a song similar to
memories.
That is enough change where I
can still.
Use it exactly something somber.
Something somber.
Or my tuberculosis.
Palmer has.
Right.
You gave me this, I don't.
Know what you're talking about?
Maybe this is the last hoorah.
You know, like when people like
get better after they were sick.
Oh, right before they die, yeah.
That's happened.
They've always gotten better.
Oh, he died.
So what the people say at the
Hospice places, yeah, sudden
burst of energy and they're
better and.
Then are you touring those?
I'm trying to pick a good,
trying to pick a nice one,
trying to pick a good one.
Oh, you tore.
I'm sorry it was there.
I don't care which one you use.
I'm going to die there.
Did we cover a story about a lot
of Aurora with a price increase?
I'm not sure because I have to
go back to my.
News.
I don't think so.
OK, we're going to do it right
now.
All right, well, Aurora USA has
informed its retailers they will
be increasing prices for 2026.
What?
Yes, I know.
Effective May 1st tomorrow 2026,
the company's price list will
increase by an average of.
Boots. 80 cents $0.80. 3%.
Why does he always go so high?
How much is a cigar $800?
I said $0.80.
Yeah, it's 3%.
He was.
Right.
Oh my God, I got that one too.
All right.
It was 3% of 18 bucks.
Not $0.80.
What's 3% of $4?
Their cigars are only 4 bucks.
Yes, wholesale.
Oh, so this is on wholesale
side?
No, this is retail.
OK.
So if it's $8, what's 3% of $8?
I have never bought an $8 LA
Roar.
It's 30 you buy.
You buy $30 La roars.
You buy LA roars.
I feel like I used to buy the
ones and the tubes and those 18
bucks.
OK, those are 18 bucks.
What's 3% of $18.00?
This is a fun game.
Should be 50 some cents.
OK.
So still not $0.80 then?
No, that's close.
I found this crystal light
powder has caffeine in it.
It's.
Amazing.
Oh, I see.
Today's the first day of
Houston.
Now it's making sense.
I forgot I had it.
I saw it this morning like, oh,
I forgot.
To take these and now you're
like.
Zing news of the price increase
was conveyed to retailers ahead
of last week's PCA.
Well, that was last month's PCA.
As we look ahead to 2026,
inflammatory pressure, higher
labor cost increase, raw
material expenses and volatile
regulatory and logistics cost
continue impact.
Bloody bloody, bloody bloody
blah.
What's inflammatory pressure?
It's.
When you like, strain your
ankle.
Right.
It's when you push too hard,
you're on the toilet.
Yeah.
So that's.
When your wife adds an extra
finger.
That's why the right when your.
Wife adds more than one finger.
That's why the price is going
up.
Right, because he pushed too
hard on the toilet.
La Ception Selections Resales
honors 25 years of D edema spai
Don't know what that means.
Oh.
This is the only other story
that was current.
OK.
The most of a banos essay
edition regional cigars follow
the same formula.
Choose a Cuban cigar brand, just
not a global brand like Cohiba
or Monte Cristo and then
selective atolla that isn't
offered as a regular production
size.
Whoever there have been few
exceptions for this third time
is Italy is getting one of those
exceptions.
Dia Dima SPA, the Italian
distributor Cuban Cigars, has
shown off its upcoming La
Exception release, the LA
Cepciones select those resales
and upcoming edition regular
cigar.
We can jump to pass this.
OK.
It's a very long story with a
lot of words.
Plus it's a Cuban cigar in
Italy.
It's not, it's not going.
To come across what?
It sounded like they were
getting the rejects.
They were picking one that not
normally out and then we're
making it our special one
that's.
Exactly what they're doing.
At least, I think I think you're
right.
I think he is right.
Like you can buy these these
rare cigars.
Nobody wants this weird size
over here.
That no one can find.
We have.
We have gone through the
trenches.
Gurka has snubbed their nose at
them.
We have seeked out the finest
cigars that have been sitting in
dust.
We have one offer from somebody
named Mary Alice, but we're not
sure.
No, he wants it on credit.
That's not dust, that's plume.
This is mine now.
This is mine now.
I found these days of mine, I
have this new knife.
All right, it's time for the
industry's favorite game.
What's the score?
Today's cigar, gentlemen, June
18th, 2011.
Charlie Minato is the reviewer.
There's the San Cristobal
Lancero.
Oh, how do you want to do this?
You want to try and win today or
you want me to win?
86 I think he's.
Going to try to win all the time
I.
Mean San Cristobal, that's a
good cigar.
Yep, I would try.
I tried to get one of the new
ones but I couldn't.
I'll go 88.
Mr. Wasp sort of ditched me.
Who ditched you?
Not Michael Wasp, the brother,
the other one.
I saw him at Starbucks 1 morning
and I go, oh, I would like to
try one of those new cigars.
He goes, I don't know if we have
enough and I go, I know what
that means.
Yeah, he told it wow you.
Smack him in his kneecap.
You said but I'm BDP.
I went by, I went by the booth
once and he kept us back to me.
I think he knew I was.
There, he ignored you.
Right, that's all right.
It looked like he put on weight.
Wow, I didn't know why you waste
time trying to get these cigars.
Well, everybody else gave me
cigars that I asked, and I only
wanted one Who?
Else did you ask?
I didn't ask you just go up and
people offer some people put
them in your pocket as you walk
by.
Right.
Are they people you know?
Yeah, OK, so give me like 3
examples.
Lure cigars.
OK, you like him.
You know him.
George at Geneva's are the ones
with the gold on the gold foil.
That's a little.
Gold Cavalier.
Yeah, Cavalier.
Sorry, George Cavalier, the
drunk chicken people.
OK, there was.
One more.
Who was the other one?
Remember, the other one was.
Probably the biggest one I.
Was supposed to get sand pride
but he never came back.
A little weird on that one.
Carney gave me a couple.
Yeah.
So like, you know, you mentioned
people that you know and you
like.
Yeah, yeah, that's usually it
works.
You know the wasp.
Guys, so now you know where
you're staying.
With oh, and Espinoza,
obviously, yeah.
That was where I thought you're
going to start.
Yeah.
Well, that's sort of a given.
I.
Mean and then obviously you're
like Roma Skip, like we just
have access.
To the Yeah, we just have access
to their stuff.
You want 1, you take one, right?
Right.
And then you know our stuff.
You know what I had yesterday
for the first time?
What a smoke.
This.
Trust me.
Yeah.
I mean, at the show it was too
busy.
We didn't have a lot, so I
didn't take any of there.
I had one yesterday because Greg
was putting them away and gave
me some samples to take with me.
It was really good.
Yeah, no kidding.
I'm aware.
Which one did you?
I was just.
I was surprised it was so good
though.
For the price, yeah.
I know.
I mean, I could smoke that every
day.
Right.
Isn't that wild?
It's wild.
It was a good cigar.
Dude, when did you have one?
Yesterday.
You guys are all smoking the
inventory.
Great.
Wow.
I smoked a lot of Greg.
Well, we Greg just came up to me
and he goes head.
They've crossed the bands, they
do what on the final?
Production.
They put the wrong bands on the
wrong one.
So now we're sticking with that.
So now the like the pink and or
the red and white bands are
going to be on the habanos.
Oh.
Darker the black ones the.
Black ones are going to be on
the Maderos.
That's a cool band though.
He's like, we could redo all
this.
Oh God, we could change it.
Moving.
I'm like.
No.
This is.
This is where we're at now.
Welcome.
But make sure when they go
forward they don't change it
back.
Right here we are.
All right, San Cristobal Lancero
Vitola Lancero 7 1/2 by 38.
It's Nicaraguan.
Corojo Binder is Nicaraguan
fillers, Nicaraguan country is
Nicaraguan factory.
My father's cigars.
It's an $11.00 cigar back in
2011 and they smoked. 3.
Doesn't say, but the smoking
time was one hour and 45 minutes
86.
It's an older review, yeah.
I'm going to stick with 88.
Clue #1 The flavor profile is
rich and layered with cocoa,
cedar, pepper and creaminess all
competing for the spotlight.
As it progresses, it settles
into a smooth, full bodied
experience, especially in the
final third where the cocoa and
earthy notes really shine and
balance everything out. 87. 88.
Clue #2 Construction is very
solid across the board, exactly
what you expect from my father.
The cigar has a firm, consistent
role, a dependable burn and
produces thick, satisfying
smoke, giving it that premium
feel from start to finish. 89.
I was unaware that they were
made by my father.
What?
Seriously.
Yeah, St.
Crystal, I've only smoked like
maybe a handful of them.
Yeah, they've always been made
by my father.
They're really hard to find
though, like you can only find
them like ABC or.
That's why 'cause they've been
destroyed.
So they're discounted.
Yeah, super discounted.
A mistake at 88.
Third clue.
The draw is consistently on the
tighter side, which may turn
some smokers off, and early on
the profile can come across as a
bit generic and overly toasty,
lacking the complexity you'd
expect before it really opens
up.
After the cigar or later in the
cigar?
Sorry. 87.
Complexity expected really opens
up later in the cigar. 87. 88.
OK.
They didn't really have a final
thought.
It was called the end.
So we're going to go with that
as the final thought.
It's an older review.
Different format.
The San Cristobal lens arrow is
one of the everyday Lance
arrows.
There is a lot of them which is
needed given you smoke them
every day, but completely makes
sense and the San Cristobal with
the smoothness and fuller body
provides something unique.
The Coro blend is not as refined
as I would have hoped.
I really am a fan of spicy cedar
Coroho, but it works.
It is however confusing.
As much as I sit here and say
that the same Cristobal and his
cousin, the Aurora de Cuban
edition especial and Sarah are
both cigars that I should smoke
more of, I'm not getting a box.
It's on the nothing worth
complaining about to.
I like these side of things, but
not a classic cigar. 86.
Man, it sounded so good in the
beginning.
Kind of went downhill from
there.
I'm I'm a Go 87.
You went the wrong way 80.
I win.
Look at that.
Wow.
Pyrotechnics.
No one ever technics.
You don't get that in other
shows.
Yeah, no one comments about our
pyrotechnics.
What was the?
What was the number?
80.
Really.
Yes.
I win.
I gave that one.
Yeah.
I thought for sure that someone
would say pyrotechnics you get.
Well, I guess they made a couple
things about it before, but.
Yeah, one other show does that.
Nobody.
We're the only podcast with
pyrotechnics.
Right, special cigar.
Cigar Podcast.
Cigar podcast with pyrotechnic?
No, I would really gather the
only one.
I don't know, like I don't
understand.
If you watch this podcast and
you talk to somebody about the
podcast, one thing I would say
is these psychopaths.
Like.
They do a game at the end and
when one of them wins he hits
fireworks.
Well, only the one.
Only the one.
Because when the other one wins
all the time, he gets nothing.
He gets that I'll.
Get you a flashlight and when
you win you can flick the
flashlight OK.
All.
Right now we have a small
announcement.
Smoking tobacco show is on hold.
You're going to say this?
Apparently Matthew was not
feeling well and he doesn't want
to do a show.
So we hope you feel better,
Maddie.
Yes, feel better.
I hope to speedy recovery yes,
so that you can do your show.
Yes.
Feel better, OK.
Feel better?
Good, don't attack him, I hope
he feels better.
Not attacking him, I just was
making an announcement.
OK, so angry all the time.
OK.
Hey, give you a little speech.
Any other announcements?
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Thank you so much for watching
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This has been episode 521.
Thank you.
We got to go.
Goodbye.
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