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May 6, 2026· 55m

ACHP Episode 524 You Can't Say That

ACHP Episode 524 You Can't Say That

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One in action.

Welcome to a Cigar Hustler

podcast episode 524.

I'm Mike Palmer, your host with

me today in engineering is Phil.

Can someone get me decent Oreos

Mcguffey?

Yeah, those other ones are.

Horrible.

Those were good.

As my Co host Mikey.

It was Preston Day so I am so

relaxed.

Stefan Kevitch.

Very relaxed.

Why?

Preston takes care of him on

today's show.

A whopper may save his life.

An update to the deadly cruise

story.

Sheriff Grady Judge is cleaning

up Polk County.

Don't eat the pizza at Walmart.

Then in cigars, we have a portal

entry that's super bright and a

new cigar before another double.

What's the score?

Double the score.

But before we get started,

Michael.

Yes.

How do we get some of that

chapter pod swag?

And would you like to announce

the winner of the cookie eating

contest?

Yes, the winner of the cookie

eating contest is T money.

Oh, with two cookies?

Snuck it in on real smoke pod.

Nobody beat him.

Real smoke pod had three Phil,

you held tight with just the

one.

I thought they were good.

I didn't like it.

I will tell you this, I pooped

this morning and it was blue and

I'm like what?

What did I?

Was it really blue?

Yes, I'm like, what is that?

Blue died #5.

I thought, I thought it was RFK

for a minute.

I don't know what happened

there.

Blue blue like weird.

Oh you know what I mean.

I only ate the two icings but

mine was discolored but it

wasn't blue.

Mine was blue.

Well, you ate 17 cookies.

I did I I am the king of the

cookie eating.

There was a wagon around.

Yeah, you guys missed it on that

one.

You should have picked Mikey.

Yeah.

We went a different direction.

Yeah, struggling on this magnet

today?

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yes.

I fixed it, it's fine.

You fixed it, but it's not

perfect.

I need that top to be corrected.

I did correct it you.

Haven't sent me the correction.

Yes, I did.

No, you said that.

You did.

You didn't.

I did too.

OK, you didn't.

Maybe he received it when he was

pooping blue stuff.

Maybe.

Maybe he.

Got all excited but the blue

poop.

Some comments from yesterday's

show let's see here T money.

I'm with Palmer, all right.

End of that comment I.

Ain't going to finish reading

it.

I'm with Palmer phone spirit

dozens of times, usually get

upgraded to what?

The chicken.

Crate they have a business

class.

Also 34 years without a a crash

that's.

Right, no crashing.

You said they have a business

class.

What is it?

You sit in your sea and they

give you champagne.

No, you have more leg room.

Why over there?

Because it doesn't matter what

size you sit in, they're all

tight.

They have more leg room.

Yes.

Well, guess what they had?

Because they're out of business.

Well, they still have the leg

room.

That's.

Just how the planes are for sale

done.

It's probably not even

champagne.

It's probably like a Zima.

Oh, Zimmer.

I heard the JetBlue, I heard the

Jetblue's moving in like they're

just taking over the spaces.

They're hiring their employees.

It makes sense they were going

to buy the company anyway.

Get it out of steel.

So now they get everything in

free.

Right, start repainting the

planes.

Start repainting the planes.

The JetBlue planes are nicer.

They do have leather seats that

have to remodel the planes.

Yeah.

I've never flown on JetBlue, but

I hear it's nice.

Oh yeah.

Maybe they'll make it like Jet

Yellow.

Jet yellow, new division, Yeah.

Brett Mercurio says Mystic Dan

won the 2024 Kentucky Derby.

That was the. 10 last year's.

No, two years ago, buddy.

Oh, I tried 24.

It's all right.

The Buzz inator 19 The biggest

loss of Spirit Airlines going

bankrupt is I'll miss all the

plane brawl videos on social

media.

You say I saw some of those.

What was that?

I saw some of those at the

ticket counters.

People bring it into fights like

it's a carnival.

Cruise.

Yeah, all kinds of crazy stuff.

Ruckus unchanged.

You should make a post Tonya

challenge coin.

I saw that this morning.

We've talked about that several

times.

Yeah, we've we've entertained

that idea.

Never gotten to it.

Maybe which is come to fruition?

You had one.

I had a cigar hustler coin rooks

coatings made.

Us right?

I mean it would be easier to

change it to post Tonya.

Yeah, we could.

If you're watching Charles.

He's watching.

He's watching.

If if you want to hear your

comment read on the show, post

it below.

We may read it out loud.

What else?

What else did I not cover?

Patreon.

Did you do the buy one, get one

1010% off whatever?

You love that, you love that.

I love that I'm going.

To get, I'm going to launch that

blue shirt, I think sometime

this week.

I just got to survive this week.

Oh my God.

What's going to be on the blue

shirt?

You oh, 4th of July shirt or

Memorial Day?

Well, it'll be this for the

summer.

Summer shirt.

Summer swag, Summer of Palmer.

Good.

What are you?

No, my back muscles lacking up

as I sit here.

Sitting on a bean.

No, yeah, sitting on a bean.

Summer of Soccer, are you all

done?

Summer of Skip.

Are we moving on?

Time to go.

I think so.

I'm ready when you are.

That was a little fast.

It was fast, only 5 minutes in.

Normally you go to seven, so

talk about something else for a

minute and a.

Half.

So how about that?

Right on in here, guys.

Oh, I will tell you.

What?

How do you feel about Coach

Mosley getting fired from the

Magic?

Long overdue you.

Think it was long overdue?

We don't do.

Sports anymore.

I'm going to move those over 3

minutes right here.

Yeah, why?

Because this guy's rotations are

horrible.

His rotations.

Are horrible.

Yeah.

This isn't the YMCA.

This is the NBA.

Is he putting all the kids in

that?

Yeah, he's like, oh hey, you

guys still sit on the bench?

Did you get your 5 minutes?

All the low income children he's

putting on them.

Come on.

Dude.

You think that's how he coaches?

Yeah, I don't think so.

Oh yeah, me too.

Every time somebody gets hot on

that team, he pulls them out.

You look like you need a rush.

You're getting too hot.

Sit down well.

Maybe they're tired.

What was really bad, though, is

that he was supposed to be fired

a month ago.

The front office was going to

fire him, but then when they

talked to him, he asked him if

he could finish out the season.

That's probably the worst thing

you could possibly do.

Why?

Because why does he care?

He already knows what's

happening.

He wants to finish out the

season.

No, I don't.

Unless he starts tanking the

games on purpose.

There is no tomorrow, man, that

makes you more dangerous.

Maybe they went on a nine, a

zero and nine losing streak, you

know well.

I like to coach Mosley.

I'm going to miss him.

His kids are cool, too.

We.

Should have him to come do the

show.

He's a lot of free time.

I'd love to have him coach a

couple games for me.

But he's no good, I heard.

That's his opinion.

In my opinion is.

Different you let all the kids

play anyway I.

Mean listen, do you really think

that I'm that good?

And I'm like, I'm just there.

Does it give out dumb dumbs?

I could give out the dumb dumbs.

Oh, so you're still going to

show, So you're going to.

Sit on the other side the day.

Sit on the sidelines.

So you're going to downgrade

yourself to just the dumb dumb

guy not.

Even that I'm not even that I'm

just going to dumb dumb.

I'm going to I'm going to put

myself parent side and sit and

all yell with all them like, you

know, take your shot, you know,

do all kinds of crazy stuff.

And then at the end I will give

out the Dum Dums.

OK.

Yeah, well.

I thought you were getting your

own league, now you're just

downgraded back to the parents.

It's like Football League.

It's basketball that he's

coaching now.

Well, I'm doing both.

What?

He's putting together is flag

Football League.

Yeah, you can have no, you can

have like a multi league.

I hear the conversations between

him and Preston every week with

her, tell her how great they

are.

This is how you open the bank

account.

Right, this is your shirt design

I did for you.

This is here.

Here's a list of people that I

wouldn't let play in my league.

You might use them.

Wow, it's.

A great idea how to start your

league.

That last comment was epic.

Wow.

These are people I wouldn't use

in my league.

But you may use them they.

Didn't like they were difficult

to use.

They were.

Exactly.

They were all they really didn't

have children.

Wow, they weren't children, they

were just midgets.

They were borrowing kids from

other families.

Wow.

Oh God.

All right, let's get going then.

You guys done.

We are, we are done making fun

of Mike, you know.

Yeah, I didn't know anybody was

in this room with us by the.

Way I'm sure Coach Mosley will

land on his feet.

It's going to suck to see him

go.

Maybe he can coach, play

football.

I I think some of the teams off

you I.

Think I think he's pretty good

at basketball so.

Maybe he needs a change of

sport.

And I like these kids.

These kids are always around our

games and stuff.

They would always play against

them, sometimes other stuffs.

Oh, really?

Yeah, so you have access to him?

I've seen them, yeah, but I

don't bother him.

I'm not.

Well, now you can.

Yeah, 'cause he's just a

regular.

Dad though, hey, we do a

podcast, would you like to come

on and hang out for a day?

Maybe say your piece.

Say your piece.

We're highly listened to.

Yeah, we don't even talk about

sports.

And when he gets higher, we hit

him with questions with.

Questions we can make Palmer ask

him about sports.

Oh God, he'll leave in 5

minutes.

So how do you like being a

quarterback?

They're talking about

quarterbacks a lot on the on the

other show that I have to sit

through.

That sometimes I don't click, I

don't flip back and forth.

I give up about halfway.

What type of rocket deal?

I'm sorry I lose interest.

It's a dull topic for me.

I tried the word that is nicely.

Did I go through and I edit

these clips and I hear me

talking and it's just staring at

Preston?

I did a lot better job today.

I'll be the judge of that.

Well, you know, free is free.

You get what you pay.

For it is what it is, I guess.

Yeah.

Oh, I hate that saying.

I'm sorry guys, making fun of my

snacks.

Now you can provide snacks.

That would be something.

Some snacks.

Yeah, doesn't Preston have a

snack company?

No.

Doesn't he?

Doesn't he do like the vending

machine filling stuff or

something?

No.

Oh, thought he did.

He doesn't have a vending

machine.

No, he would have several, but

not just the one.

That'd be silly.

No, he's got the company 2 guy

snacks.

Two guys snack.

Preston Snack Lab.

Preston Snack Lab.

All right, the death toll has

risen once again.

Dumpling died overnight.

Oh my God.

We're down to 11 survivors from

the Sloth World Death Camp now.

We're at 53.

Yes, there's only 11 left.

Maybe he was doing weird.

Experiments they did have a

virus of. 2 are still guarded.

Now they're undernourished and

they've malnutrition and they

can't bounce back.

So there's two more on the watch

list.

Currently it seems one dies, two

more pop up so.

Oh my goodness, I don't.

Know how many he's going to get

down to?

They have.

They are doing a criminal

investigation against the guy.

You said that.

And he used to work for a turtle

saving organization, rescue a

turtle rescue, sea turtle

rescue.

They're pushing for them to file

charges against him.

So apparently he did not leave

there on good terms.

I feel like turtles are easier

than sloths.

Well, apparently it was a

problem with the turtle place

too, so, right?

Nobody warned anybody.

Apparently not.

Apparently they don't do

background checks when you fill

out your forms to be a sloth

world.

No, you all the sloths.

OK, perfect.

Yeah, they're bigger.

It'll be fine.

I.

Can't do these, they don't move

around a lot.

Yeah, they're very slow.

I can catch them.

Oh my goodness.

Sad.

Yeah, now everybody sends it to

me too.

Every time one dies, I've

already read it and I get 12

notifications from the people

another one died.

Yes, I know you're not.

Going to believe this.

Cuddle died.

Yeah.

Cuddle.

No, it was.

What was this?

Hibbett Dumpling.

Dumpling.

Dumpling.

Making him such cute names.

Habanero dumpling.

Dead Sloss.

Dead Sloss everywhere.

So sad.

All right.

A Pennsylvania man is making

headlines after being arrested

for allegedly breaking into a

Burger King.

Oh, yeah.

Where were you last night?

He did the A breaking and

entering into.

The not for cash, but to drink

the restaurants frying oil.

What?

Police say 32 year old Marcus

Delaney entered the clothes

location through a side door

just after 2:40 AM, then went

straight to the kitchen where he

reportedly began filling cups

with used fryer oil.

To for him to drink.

Yes, he's a large man.

Robust, some might say.

When you get robust, you drink

fry oil.

I'm not understanding.

OK, well let's read on and find

out.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, you guys are

always so quick to cut the story

off.

Employees arriving for the

morning shift found him sitting

behind the counter surrounded by

empty containers and complaining

of stomach pain.

According to the rest report.

Delaney told officers he had

recently been following a high

fat survival diet.

Oh geez.

He saw online and believe the

oil would keep him full for

days.

He was taken to a nearby

hospital before being booked on

burglary and property damage

charges.

You're already full, you know.

So he got sick.

He got sick because he drink too

much oil.

You can't just drink oil.

No, it's gross, it's stupid, but

he thought he would.

They would fill up his belly and

he wouldn't want to eat for

days.

Well, he doesn't want to eat for

days, but he's sick now.

It amazes me how stupid we are

as a society.

No, no, there's no we involved

in that, that guy.

We're part of it.

Because he did the dumb thing

yesterday doesn't mean you won't

do something stupid tomorrow.

You've done some dumb stuff.

What's the dumbest thing you've

done?

Not even close to any of that.

OK, well, what was it?

What was it?

I don't think anything I've done

is.

Dumb.

You've never done anything done.

Never done anything dumb at all.

No.

So Phil's delusional, OK?

You know.

What about you, Palmer?

Married wife #2 even though I

got Connor out of the DL still,

I mean.

Married wife #2 You got a broken

picker at that point, right?

She.

Distracted me with the giant

cannons.

Yeah.

Oh, she's she's a pirate too.

Yeah, she was a pirate too, by

the way.

That story's still floating

around, is it?

The cannons.

The cannons, they well, they

said that it was fake.

No, no, they said they pulled

the the complaint because it was

inaccurate and they're redoing

it and going to resubmit.

Yeah, because he like a year ago

or some he put it through a

ChatGPT type bot.

What's happening?

Oh, I didn't hear anything about

that.

I also read that there was a

settlement offer made to him and

he refused it.

It wasn't enough.

Who's this?

Little boy.

Oh.

He does look like what?

Are you right?

Yeah, so.

Did you that story still

floating?

Did you do the hat?

No, I forgot the hat.

But I did pull.

I did put the pictures up.

That'd be awesome.

But the refall is.

And now everybody's making fun

of her with all these memes and

stuff that she's working with

other companies and they're

putting her in different outfits

and uniforms and stuff.

It's funny.

Oh like a like a fake only fan.

Well, guess what, She's going to

have a counter suit on her hand.

Well, yeah.

Defamation.

Sure, but he doesn't have any

money.

I'd say I would say if this guy

what he did was wrong and

completely incorrect, I'd go out

of my way to ruin him if I'm

her.

Well he's already ruined.

If it's fake and incorrect,

nobody's going to hire him.

The company he was working for

is.

Let him go.

Yeah, I want him defamed.

I want him homeless on the

streets, you know, like

something.

Well, he's got the fish head

wife, maybe She worked fish

head.

By the way, there was no

pictures of her.

I tried to find one, Yeah.

I don't want nobody to see my

fish head.

Maybe he's not really.

Maybe he's not.

Really.

That's a racial term actually

for Asian, is it?

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

So you're racist.

You're unintentionally racist.

I didn't know that was the one.

I've heard of some others.

Well, I don't know, I mean how

it's getting reverent.

It's the only name we have for

her.

Maybe that's her name, yeah.

Maybe that is her name.

Yeah, Fish Head, whatever his

name is.

Well, her name's spelled with an

X, but her name is Z.

Oh, it's pH.

Yeah, Z Fish Head.

Gotcha.

So they they tried to settle,

they tried to give him money.

Yeah, I read that in the first

story.

They tried to give him money and

he turned it down.

It wasn't enough.

How much do you think it was?

I had to undisclose.

I don't.

Know under a million. 5 million

under a million.

Here's $5. $5 if it was close to

1,000,000 I'd have taken it.

I mean it's.

Probably not that high.

Especially if I made it up it's.

Probably like 20-30 G's.

I'll tell you what.

Still, if I made it up, I'm

getting paid.

You would have to realize that

you're not a psychopath at that

point.

You'd have to step out and say,

oh, wait a second, I'm

completely out of my mind here,

right?

And that's not what this guy's

doing the.

The complaint of putting

together Will you call me a

little white boy and feel my

calf?

I should probably just let that

go.

He didn't say white.

That's correct, because it did

not happen.

He.

Said, he said, he said.

And there's going to be a big

counter suit and I'm going to

defame you.

Can't prove and.

You're going to be homeless.

Wait, you see all the ChatGPT

footage I have?

Which one of you has a cannons?

He does.

It's can none.

Wow.

He came to my house, took off

his pants and said your wife

doesn't have this cannon.

Wow.

And that's what we did.

My wife and I both laughed and

then he left.

Then you went back fishing, huh?

Right then we went back there

fishing.

My wife is not a fish, yet I.

Didn't say she was.

All right, You guys know who

Grady Judd is, right?

Who Grady Judd?

Yeah.

This is a riot.

This is a peaceful protest.

That guy over. 260 people were

taken into custody after a

massive operation kicked off in

Central Florida, according to

the Polk County Sheriff's Office

and a release.

Deputy said that the operation,

dubbed Poke Around and Find Out,

focus primarily on human

trafficking, child predators and

illegal immigration OK.

Total of 266 arrests were made

during the multi day undercover

investigation, deputies added.

Of these, 247 were related to

prostitution or other charges,

and the remaining 19 were

related to child sex predators.

OK.

Where's the immigration part?

Let's let a couple in there.

Yeah, I was wondering why they

all got grouped again.

Are we short numbers?

Like end immigration?

Wait, what?

Yeah, well, it's very, very

trendy right now.

We're going to get the sexual

predators, yeah.

Yeah, don't think we forgot.

We're going to get, we're going

to, we're going to bring down

the prostitution.

Yeah.

We're going to get a couple

immigrants.

What?

Prostitutes too.

No, Sir, we're going.

To get the immigrants that are

prostitutes, yeah.

I think they're mostly Johns.

I don't think that was women.

Did I indicate that they were

women?

You said.

Prostitutes.

I assumed you meant women.

We're going to get the

prostitute.

Oh, maybe.

They got the Johns, not the

prostitutes.

Oh, the 127 suspects who

traveled to commit prostitution

were screened by investigators

and figured out where they were

being trafficked by others.

He's just talking over me now.

What, what, what?

Nothing.

During the investigation, 7

possible human trafficking

victims were identified, the

release reads.

Furthermore, 108 suspects were

arrested for soliciting a

prostitute.

And two of those suspects were

caught bringing their children

with them.

Stay in the car, I'll be right

back.

In the car, Billy.

Daddy's got to go inside, yeah.

There was no one to watch him.

Daddy's got some tension.

Daddy's a little, he's a little

backed up.

Mama's not been nice.

Whoa, victim.

Oh, here we go.

And the 247 human trafficking

arrests, 34 in the country

illegally and 22 are collecting

public assistance.

How many of our public

assistance. 1522 OK oh,

amounting to over $15,000 a

month they were getting How do

you get on?

Those and the public assistance.

How do you get on those

programs?

We can't live in Florida.

This it was over in Lake Town.

Or in Polk County.

Yeah.

How do you get 15,000?

What are they?

Yeah, what are they considering?

What are they filing for?

Assistance.

Well.

What's 15,000 / 22?

He's not allowed to touch his

phone.

I don't know, it's like 700

something.

It's pretty close 68181.

No, that's not a big deal. 700 a

month.

And you go and spend it on

prostitutes.

How much is a prostitute?

Really hungry but kind of horny.

I really need to well.

They're probably in PBJ and spam

bro.

Oh, spam's good.

So is PBJ, Yeah.

Yeah, those are great meals.

These people don't seem like

they cook steak.

I feel like mine spam now on the

way home.

Teddy likes bread with just a

piece of cheese on it.

Yeah, like not even grilled.

This is.

I do a cheese sandwich

sometimes.

I'm like, you're such a

gangster.

It's so crazy.

Quick little snack.

You're a six year old little

girl.

Like I don't I, I guess.

Yeah.

OK, All right, Whatever you

want.

Yeah, guess what Daddy, You made

it for me.

My nephew used to eat ketchup.

Sandwiches.

Ketchup sandwiches.

Just ketchup on bread.

That's a little that's weird.

Well, he grew up poor,

apparently.

Poor Ketchup's expensive man.

Now when you get the little

packets for free.

Oh, you're.

Oh, that's some side hustle.

Right now we're.

Talking.

Tell you what, we're going to

go.

We're going to go to the mall,

hit all the food stations.

And get the packets.

Get the packets.

And you as brother get the

mustard.

We're going to have big time

tonight.

Yep, we're.

Going all out.

And honey, you talk to her

husband, you get the relish.

You need a vegetable.

Steal the whole thing.

All right, the luxury cruise

ship has been identified with

the dead people.

It is the MV Hondius.

OK, HONDIUS.

And now they're not letting it

dock anywhere.

Oh, they're all dead.

Oh my God.

Oh, it's got the deadly virus

you.

Get it?

There's still people on there.

Yes, there are people on.

There, but we got to treat them.

What are we doing?

Sacrifice.

And docks in the West African

island nation of Cape Verde.

Officials said Monday roughly

150 people are currently trapped

on the Dutch cruise line off the

African coast after three

passengers died and others

became seriously sick with

symptoms.

Oh, it's a Dutch.

Ship, which was on a week long

polar cruise from Argentina to

Antarctica, had requested help

from local health authorities on

Sunday following the latest

death.

I told you, honey, we should

have seen the polar bears.

Now it's your fault.

This is so messed up.

Oh during COVID they wouldn't

let boats docked when people had

COVID on.

Also messed up.

That's a little more messed up.

I think the COVID was, I mean,

people were dying from it back

then, but this is something you

can't treat.

So you're OK with this?

You're OK with leaving?

These I'm not OK with it, but I

understand why.

I mean, if you owned a country,

would you want to let this virus

in and wipe out your country?

It's highly we can't think of

the word contagious.

Thank you.

I could only get contaminated in

my head.

I couldn't get any further.

First of all, you don't own a

country.

No, I said.

If I did, would you want them to

come into your country and

infect everyone?

The president owns the country.

No, but you can own an island.

It's an island they can't dock

at.

OK.

Like if I have the capabilities

of trying to help these people,

then yeah.

OK, if you're a small island

nation off the coast of Africa,

I don't think you have hazmat.

I don't think I'm trying to dock

there.

That's where they're trying to

dock.

Well then, that's stupid too.

That was your next port of call.

You got to get to something like

civilization.

Well, yeah, probably not Africa.

I don't know about the

healthcare there and, you know,

a little sketchy.

You think so?

People are dying from the.

Think so from the fly the.

Itchy Flyer, Tootsie Fly,

whatever it's called, Tootsie

Fly, I don't know, it's some

kind of a weird fly.

It's a tizzy, it's a butter.

Plus we already discussed how

much aids are there.

We have in previous.

There's a lot of aids there.

So many aids.

So many AIDS and now this weird

respiratory infection has no

cure.

Probably how they got the aids

as well.

What about you?

Would you let them dock?

Phil?

I already know the answer.

Never.

First of all.

First of all, I'm I'm, I'm

blowing up the ship.

Right, he's sending a submarine

out sink.

It.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just come a little closer.

Come a little closer, little bit

to the left, little bit and

fire.

I mean what?

Away from the coral?

Yeah, away from the reef.

There we need demo terrorism,

Yeah, we don't want to mess up a

JS.

Stuff we mess up a JS or a reef.

You.

Think AJ is going to let him

dock at his house?

He didn't let him dock at his

house.

Hell no, only AJ.

Just docking AJ is done.

Only AJ ain't no virus.

I buy both for $5.

You dock?

Oh.

He's Russian.

Oh, sorry, Maybe now because

he's across the seas.

OK, he's bought the small island

nation off the coast of

California.

What's he calling it now?

Hold on, there's a name for it?

I can't find it.

Cape Verde.

It's now called Cape Only AJ and

it's a Cape, which means, you

know, half round.

Losing compassion in a society

is a bad thing.

It's a very bad thing.

They.

Shouldn't have got sick.

Yeah, that's a terrible outlook.

I don't know what to tell you,

I.

Didn't know how did how did this

virus?

Oh.

I'm sorry I'm.

Sorry, are we bothering you?

I saw like some animal.

Your wife is calling because

you're not answering your phone.

Oh yeah, it's that time there

was like some animal they got

this from.

Rats.

Rat poop, infected rats poop and

pee pee.

Do you think there's rats on

every cruise ship of some sort,

no matter how clean the cruise

ship?

Is absolutely yeah.

I figure as much too.

There's food.

Yeah, they're very, they're very

inventive, the little rats,

they're.

Creative.

Well, there's a lot of rats on

on Piers.

Yes.

Yeah.

So there's really no way to keep

them from getting on the.

I mean, a freighter or

something, obviously, sure, but

a cruise ship as clean as they

try to keep it and everything.

You don't think you think

there's rats down below

somewhere?

Yeah, but wouldn't you?

I mean, I've been on several

cruises.

You think you would see one run

across the deck at some point?

Maybe.

Why would they go all the way up

there?

Because the buffet is up there.

The food starts.

I mean, in New Orleans, we saw a

mouse in the restaurant.

Yeah.

That's New Orleans, bro.

Yeah, those are different type

of rats.

Everywhere there in New Orleans,

Yeah, they bring them with them.

OK.

I mean, this looks like a nice

cruise ship from the photos.

You know, from way far away.

All I'm saying is, man, we gotta

help these people.

And it's a medium small to

medium sized cruise ship.

We gotta figure this out.

So wait, three people have died,

so the dead bodies are still on

the ship?

Yes, Oh God, three people have

died.

There's 150 on there, so it's

not that big a boat in 150.

People.

So there's gonna be 147

casualties.

Three, but now there's under 50,

right?

Is that including staff?

No, they're not including no, it

says guest.

Roughly 150 people are currently

could be with including staff.

Normally those Arctic cruises

are smaller ships.

We need to get them somewhere

like.

Well, if you would like to go

get them.

They're somewhere.

I don't have the capacity to

handle the situation, but

somebody does.

My booth, he has a helicopter.

He's a helicopter.

He's in Rome.

He's close, he's closer than us.

He's.

Back.

He's back.

He did somebody's podcast the

other day again.

OK.

Wonder if they went back where

the boat came from?

You should call him and see if

he'd say Norway.

Norway's where the Dutch live,

right?

Norway.

That'd be Norwegians.

Holland.

Dutch people from Holland, yes.

So maybe the tulips are the

cure.

They have a lot of tulips in

Holland.

OK.

And windmills.

Maybe they could blow the virus

back up to see.

You're losing me.

Yeah, 28 days.

This is just like the movie all.

Right, moving on. 28 maybe it's

a 28 day starts.

Let's go.

I recall over a possible

salmonella contamination was

expanded to include two frozen

pizzas sold at one of the

nation's most popular grocery

chain started all these now it's

going to Walmart a.

Pizza outbreak.

Salmonella.

OK.

U.S.

Department of Agriculture Food

Safety Inspection Service

expanded just recall the six

different products on Friday,

including two frozen pizzas sold

at Walmart.

According to the agency, the

recall concerns a potential

salmonella outbreak in meat and

poultry products prepared with a

previously recalled dry milk

powder.

OK.

Two pizzas it's about.

Two pizzas manufactured for

Great Value Walmart's in house

label were affected, The Thin

Crust Chicken Bacon Ranch and

the Stuffed Crust Chicken Bacon

Ranch.

I've had the Chicken bacon ranch

from all these several times.

And look at you, you're still

thriving.

Well, it has salmonella now, not

what I OK.

Yeah, you don't have aids or

that weird thing for the cruise

ship.

What if we only had things?

We're going to have headphones.

We're.

Going to have headphones day

after tomorrow yes we can hear

these little we're going to

make.

Well, listen, we have a plan to

have headphones.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

We don't know if it's going to.

Work.

We know how tech works, right?

And the reality is that even if

we buy this stuff, sometimes it

doesn't work.

Right, that's true.

So I always open it very

carefully and save the pack.

Right to be determined.

So previously they recalled 2

Mama Cozy's pizzas sold at ALDI.

So that's where they came from,

including the biscuit and crust

sausage and the cheese breakfast

pizza and biscuit crust, cooked

pork belly crumbles, cooked

bacon topping, pepper and onion

breakfast pizza.

So don't eat the breakfast

pizzas.

All these.

So then all they said, you know

what, this is kind of infected

with salmonella.

What we're going to do is we're

going to sell it to Walmart.

Well, it's a different pizza in

Walmart.

Oh.

It's totally different.

One, it's bacon and meat, so

it's pork products seem to be

the problem with salmonella.

No, they still sold the pizza,

they just reduced the price.

That's what they do at Walmart.

This one's this one's got

salmonella.

They put the big savings thing

up there with those my rollback,

the rollback towback, half price

by Quake. 50% off now.

Cook, it's super hot.

Well done.

Yeah.

All right, Mike, we got a video.

No.

He already told us that.

Wow, I had a video for Preston.

I did.

You both did.

We had two videos.

Wow, not one for us.

No video today for you you.

See that fill that we rate.

Yeah, I understand.

Well, we were rushed down here

and then no video.

Yeah, no.

Video OK, well, here's what

happened.

OK, let's hear it.

I ran out the door.

Yeah.

Here.

I left here.

Right.

I went right into a basketball

practice.

OK.

When that ended, I went right

into a football practice, OK.

And then I got home, I ate

dinner, and I passed out on the

patio.

Wait, did you have time to get

presents video?

From the weekend because it's

only one show a week.

Oh oh.

So you chose to do his instead

of Ox.

No, I had a video for us.

Oh as well.

Oh well, we had one yesterday

too.

We could have had two, but you

got.

Oh man.

Well, your video was dumb.

No, it was actually pretty good,

you just didn't like what was.

That just 'cause you thought it

was done doesn't mean these

lovely people wouldn't have

enjoyed it.

Yeah.

I may add a video to the show.

Perfect.

Let's just act like we're

looking at our phone, no?

You're not.

Don't you dare out of the other

show.

We'll.

See.

Is it the one in the bathroom or

is it the other?

One, no, no, we're saving that

for Saturday.

We need big numbers on Saturday.

We're only like 15 last.

Week.

I think we just posted

everywhere.

You're not doing it.

Posted every You have no idea

what I'm talking about.

I also have the ability to see

it and then take it down.

Nah.

But you would have to have time

to watch the show.

You just said you had no time.

You have no time.

How are you going to watch the

show?

It's an hour long.

Yeah, you.

Can't even get the videos.

It's time when you could be

coming up with videos for us.

Yeah, instead I got to follow

you and you're fuckery.

All right, moving on to cigar

news.

There's actually cigar news.

Brilliant.

Well, there's some.

Villager announces Christoph

Schuppenbach as the new CEO.

Billiger son Christie has

announced Christophe Soubenbach

will become the group's new CEO

on June 1st.

Soubenbach will take over

management responsibilities from

Clemens Gutermann, who has

served as managing director and

will retire in 2027.

These changes come nearly a year

after the death of Heinrich

Villegar, who worked for the

family company for nearly 75

years.

Soubenbach does not appear to

have any experience in the

tobacco sector.

Not a bit.

See in the liquor industry.

No, no.

For the last 5 1/2 years, he has

served as a CEO of Regent

Lighting.

Lighting, lighting.

Lighting a Swiss lighting

company.

A Swiss.

Swiss.

With a last name like.

That.

Villager is, yeah.

So previously he spent more than

a decade at Shulingander Group.

Not sure what that is.

Shulingander.

That's his last name, right?

No, no, it's Schopenbeck.

Oh.

We are delighted to have

appointed Christophe Shupenbeck,

A renowned international

executive, as CEO, said Javo

Grundler.

I wish you could have seen the

yawn that I just witnessed from

Phil.

Chairman of the Board in a press

release.

With his broad experience across

different industries and phases

of corporate development, and no

tobacco experience of any kind,

we will lead the Villager Group

into the future with fresh

perspectives.

On behalf of the Villager family

and the Board of Directors, I

thank Clemens Grutterman for his

commitment and prudent

leadership over recent years,

especially during the transition

blah, blah, blah.

The company's strategy is geared

towards the long term and will

continue to be pursued

consistency under the new CEO's.

We combine tradition with

innovation and lighting with

quality with customer focus, and

continuity with drive and

brighter offices.

So he's going to sell them

lights and then leave.

No, he's going to remodel all

the lights in the offices.

That's his first thing.

These lights are terrible.

Yeah, and then we're.

Out of the lights.

You know, be good in this

office.

More lighting.

Up lights.

Because then you could see the

cigars better, right?

It is cigars, right?

Correct.

This isn't the hot chocolate

place, is it?

Well.

Where do you want to?

Where do you want to?

Where do you want to see a guy

come from?

Into the cigar.

Oh, something in tobacco might

be nice, or maybe some related,

and they even settle for liquor

at this point.

So liquor is the only place that

you feel like you can get a

person out of?

Tobacco.

Yeah, but that like they all got

to come from somewhere.

Are there enough people in the

tobacco industry they could have

found somebody?

Maybe not.

Maybe they didn't see what they

liked.

So they thought lighting would

be a good choice.

He might not even smoke cigars.

That was going to be my next

question.

He probably doesn't.

Think it's a cigar guy.

No, my buddy's not.

The lighting industry is a rich

industry, so maybe.

It depends on what kind of light

you're talking about.

OK.

Well, yes.

There are luxury lights, but all

right, this doesn't.

Hold on, let me see that.

Let me entertain this for a

second.

OK, So it comes from an affluent

place?

Swiss Miss.

Possibly.

Possibly OK.

And you run a successful

business possibly.

Possibly, yeah, we don't have

successful.

But let's just for the

argument's sake, say that these

two.

Things he's not successful.

He's working for little.

He was only there four years,

sorry.

So before that he worked for

some group of something.

OK, so let's say he's got all

those things and then let's say

he's a cigar smoker, OK?

Not a vapor.

OK, got it.

Not a vapor.

You think he's smoking Vilgard?

No, no, not if he's a cigar guy.

Maybe he likes Villager?

Maybe he does because they make

him over there.

Maybe he's a villager.

Maybe he trades light bulbs for

cigars.

Have you ever met a villager

guy?

Well, don't do we still carry

him upstairs?

We did.

No, I gotta tell you dude, back

in the day we used to move

Villager.

Really.

Yeah.

I've never ever heard of this

cigar.

He also used to move fake pea.

We did, to be fair.

Oh.

So much margin in the SO.

Much margin in the P, right?

I know exactly.

Oh my God, it was so hard to

give it up, you know?

That was the best.

Right, I need the fake P.

You mean the novelty urine?

Yes, we have that.

Keanu, come here, we need more.

Where do they get all that fake?

I mean, we went through a lot.

Where do they get all that?

From animals bro is.

There a bunch of guys hooked up

like at a milking machine type,

yeah.

It was the funniest thing, like

as we were getting going and

establishing, we would always

see, would you see that run

across if you had like a day

where you sold six or seven of

those, right.

Yeah, well, I mean that's a

money making business anyways.

Yeah.

Which one?

You're just an accessory, you

know.

Yeah, but no, we used to move a

ton of billinger, but like.

Where's it made?

Where's Billinger made?

Apparently somewhere it's.

Dominican.

Dominican Republic.

But like I don't know if I'm if

I guess if I'm getting ACEO, I

would want him invested in the

product, right?

Like he knows.

About the product.

I don't even I think that I need

him like and.

We're making assumptions.

Maybe this guy loves Villa

Green, he's got all the boxes.

And yeah.

Who knows, they don't really

come in big boxes.

Oh yeah, they have some bigger

cigars.

I was thinking a little small 5

packs.

Coming a little cardboard

Schumenbacher.

Schumenbacher is a guy's name.

OK?

There's a lot of funny symbols

over the letter, so it'd be hard

to spell.

You think they, well, you think

when they're in school they have

to do all that.

Yes, yes they do.

That's their language.

It's probably not Schubenbacher.

It's probably a better way to

say it.

And they say English is the

hardest language.

It's our slang that normally

people can't get and like we

have words where the letters,

you know, like climb CLI MB, but

it's not climb BA.

OK.

All right.

Low I've no idea what kind of

cigar this is.

A cigar company is announcing

the Infidel limited edition box.

I want to hear it.

What's the name of it?

Another one.

OAISIG.

AI want to hear you try and say

it.

Lois Siga Lois siga Lois siga

right.

Lois Siga cigars.

OK Leo Lois Siga cigars is about

to be in shipping a pair of

limited edition sizes for It's

in.

It's not.

I thought it was infidel.

It's not infidel.

In INFIEL and feel line.

OK, yeah, that's definite

infidel.

One for the infill Sun Grown

blend and then the other for the

Maduro, both 6 by 54 box pressed

toros.

While the company isn't

disclosing the full blend

details of the cigars, it did

say the Sun Grown blend uses an

Ecuador and Habano wrapper,

while the Maduro wrapper comes

from Mexico.

There's a lot of touch of oh,

what there is.

There is also a touch of broad

leaf in each blend, but we're

not going to tell you anything

else.

That's just a touch, like they

touched the broad leaf and then

made a cigar.

Touched the broad leaf cigar.

It's Dominican.

Mexican.

See, they also grow tobacco in

the Halapa, Kondaga and Esterly

regions, Nicaragua, which ends

up in these cigars.

They're practically telling us

what's.

In it.

So it's from Nika.

Yeah, we're not going to

disclose, but right.

But they grow this, so maybe

some of this and there's maybe a

touch of broad leaf in it, but

we're not really going to tell

you what it is.

From the beginning, our focus

has been on control over our

tobacco and processes and

ultimately the experience we

deliver, said Silvio Lo, La Siga

co-owner of Loa Siga Cigars.

Makes sense, yes, we're looking

for a price.

Looking for a price?

2250.

The Toro is priced at gentleman.

This is the limited edition box.

Press Toro.

Super limited with a company

I've never heard of before.

They're very pretty pictures, I

mean, but that doesn't make the

cigar taste good.

Phil, 2250.

What?

2250 you say 25 bucks. $17.00

you went the wrong way.

I use the home alone price.

By the way, by the way, I love

that you guys are saying he's

cheating on.

It's not you guys, it's just me.

You're saying that he's

cheating?

More fun to be contradictory.

Yeah, I mean, I I'm flattered at

the fact that you think that I'm

cheating.

Somebody says you can.

See the screen?

Well, actually it was somebody

else that yeah, said that you

were doing stuff 1st, and then

Palmer said he's cheating.

Yeah, like, I didn't think I won

that much.

And I just agreed.

The last time you won, you hit

them both right.

On the end, I nailed them both.

I did.

Which, you know, causes a

little, you know.

I love that.

So like, imagine being so good

that they think you're cheating.

That's awesome.

You might be able to see the.

Screen come stand over here.

I don't wanna get.

Him not stand on your life.

But you don't.

But.

But you haven't won a lot

lately.

That's not true.

That is true.

How many fireworks do you get?

Monday show he got both right

on.

The I nailed both one day.

Well, it's only the third day of

the.

Week, I don't think that you've

ever nailed both.

It doesn't matter if I nail

both.

Winning is winning I'm.

I'm.

Just that's what the guy says.

He doesn't nail him on the head.

Yeah.

It doesn't matter if you win by

an inch or a mile.

All right, Dom.

Well, anyways.

All right, starting for the

industry's favorite game.

What about somebody entered the

portal?

I thought you said.

Yeah, the first guy,

Schulbenbecker.

He entered the portal.

Oh, that was the portal.

He wasn't in this guy industry

before.

Oh, it's usually somebody gets

fired.

Oh, I thought somebody gets a

job or loses a job.

It was either or.

Where's my remote?

For what you're not going to

win.

In the Cabinet.

Yeah, I forgot the remote.

Wow.

Look, you're lucky they got set

up because Preston's feet were

in the way.

I couldn't do it before the.

Show forgot the video rushing us

he's.

Texting me when you're doing it.

Forgot that.

Ramon, you should go back and

watch the shows from this week

and see how many times you want.

They're on.

It's time for industry's

favorite game.

Time industry's favorite game.

What's the score?

Today's first cigar is January

26th, 2025, Brooks Whittington

Cigars.

It's a Honduras limited edition.

It's the Villager Villager TAA

Exclusive 20. 20 Oh, the

villager villager.

The Villager.

Villager Taa Exclusive. 80. 4

TAA exclusive. 84 They're on the

villagers on the TAA,

apparently. 848484. 44 We heard

you. 81.

Cigar Review Villager TA

exclusive country of origin is a

Honduras factories fabrica de

puros Maya selva cigars wrappers

under and binders under and

fillers under into 6 by 52

Honduran.

It's a round Honduran.

They smoked 3 from Honduras. 84.

81.

Clue #1.

Clue #1.

Great flavor complexity

throughout.

Notes of creamy cedar, citrus

nuts, bread and cocoa keep

things interesting from start to

finish, especially as the

profile evolves between thirds.

86. 83.

Clue #2.

This movement, you move with me.

Is that what you're doing?

Overall construction is solid,

draws are consistently good,

smoke production is plentiful,

and any burn issues are minor

and easily corrected.

Oh what are you looking it up?

I see you.

Jumping over there, he's a

cheater.

He's cheating, cheating,

cheating.

Wow, I saw you hit the screen so

you could change it.

Was that a hot dog?

It's cheat 87 is.

That a glizzy.

I'm actually looking up a cookie

monster mask. 83.

Yes.

Glue and #3.

All those headbands.

The cigar can turn bitter

quickly if pushed too hard and

multiple.

How do you push it?

Smoking too fast?

What do you think of this?

You know, we're having a show

over here.

Doesn't really cover enough.

No, no, I was trying.

It's not bad though.

I have to be able to breathe and

smoke.

Everything.

Else it was like glasses.

That's what I was thinking.

Oh, perfect.

The cigar can turn bitter

quickly.

Is there like a series of

glasses once you hit the ones or

the others you?

Want me to check?

Yeah, go back and check.

Maybe we we get a theme here for

a while.

Sesame Street.

Sesame Street.

Oh, there's an Abbey and an

Elmo.

Who's Abbey?

Abbey's the girl.

This is Abbey, can you see that?

Oh yeah?

Is that a new Sesame Street

character?

This is going to look so small

on his head.

It's going to be awesome.

Are they kids glasses?

Oh, of course they're kids.

They have to fit.

Cookie Monster, Elmo or Abby one

size fits most kids.

They have to be able to fit.

So yeah.

OK.

All right, Can we move on with

the game?

The game's not over.

Yeah, you can do that on your.

Time final thought.

Let's go.

And I'm trying to clean up

around you.

Oh dude, 12 piece game?

No, I'm still doing the third

blue.

There's a whole Mario set.

We can buy a whole set for 20

bucks and we can have something,

a different one every month and

he could do.

We could make him do Mario. 8 of

them.

There's. 12O 12 different Mario

characters.

Yeah, all children size.

Glasses.

Oh, they're not glasses.

It's like a mask, but it's the

top cover.

Oh, get it done.

Sure, the cigar can turn bitter

quickly and push, and you have

to do the voices of the

character.

It's me, Mario.

Mario, it's a me Carlito Fuen.

Thanks.

It's a me a covered.

Palmer, finish your.

Game a cigar can turn bitter

quickly if pushed to it.

It must be snack time for him

and multiple sticks required

touch up showing some

inconsistency and performance.

Apparently the oil is not

holding him over.

The oil's not working.

Hello you. 85. 83.

Final thought, with it's clean

and creamy profile, the features

enjoyable, I'll be at mostly

unremarkable flavors of cedar

nuts and breadiness.

The Villager TA Exclusive 2024

does a very good job of playing

to it's strength throughout the

close to two hours, excuse me,

smoking time.

Having said that, there is just

not enough sweetness in the

blend, either on the palate or

the retro hail, to really make

the cigar really stand out in a

significant way at this point in

its life, and there were some

minor burn issues on each of the

cigars that I smoked.

While this is not the best

Villager TA exclusive release by

a long shot, I think giving the

cigar a bit of resting time for

flavors to become more cohesive,

not to mention help the

sweetness stand out more, could

really do wonders for the blend.

84.

OK, it's your podcast, dude.

Well, that's OK, We have 12

minutes to go.

Yeah, trying to fill time here.

It's OK, we have a whole nother

cigar to do.

This is Phil's corner.

How are you guys doing today?

Trying.

To get the camera time.

Yeah, this is a I've never even

heard of this cigar and you just

went from 87 to 84 with good.

He's jumping around, he's not

even paying attention.

Yeah, he just talks.

I looked it up.

He's not playing.

The game he's.

Playing against the turbines.

Yeah, I.

Mean I'm going to nail it.

Oh, you think you're going to

nail it?

Yeah, I just, I looked it up on

half of them. 83.

What did you say?

84 You went the wrong way. 86

Are people sending you the video

of the wedding catching on fire

from using those?

No, they are me.

That's awesome.

What's the What was the score?

86.

Oh, I was up there too.

But you weren't.

Close to that number, whatever.

All right, second cigar June

10th, 2025 Brooks Whittington

Cigars is a Nicaraguan cigar.

The V so horny 555 put.

That mask on before you get to

your camera.

The triple nickel, I mean, I

like this cigar.

We got 93.

OK, it doesn't matter if you

liked it, you didn't remove it.

88 country origin Nicaragua

factory Fabrica de Tobacco's

Nika Swinney.

I say rapper you want a broad

leaf binder.

Cameroon filler, Honduras and

Nicaraguan linked by by 55 and

they smoked 3 cigars.

Lucky guys 93. 88.

Sorry clue #1 Rich full body

flavor profile with stand out

notes like creamy oak.

It's creamy oak.

It's oak, but it's creamy.

Coffee, dark chocolate and

evolving sweetness keeps a cigar

engaging from start to finish.

93. 90. 93 clue #2 Excellent

construction overall draws are

consistently spot on, smoke

production is thick and

satisfying, and the cigar

maintains strong performance

through all thirds. 93. 90.

Sorry, clue #3 burn consistency

is an issue with multiple cigars

requiring corrections,

especially in the second third

showing some inconsistency

across symbols. 89. 88 Final

thought Well, I admit to being a

sucker for a release with an

interesting name or back story.

A good cigar needs more than an

interesting name or back story,

and the Be So Horny 555 delivers

in that regard as well.

First, the profile is full of

enjoyable flavors including the

creamy oak, peanut butter, and

dark chocolate.

Who put your chocolate in my

peanut butter?

Each third features a nice

transition.

Second, the medium plus strength

does a great job of adding to

the enjoyment of the cigar

rather than detracting from it.

Having said all of that, there

were some minor issues,

including a massive amount of

black pepper that affected the

overall balance during the first

third of the first cigar and

multiple minor burner shoes that

had to be corrected to avoid

larger issues.

After smoking three of these

cigars, I can tell you it's an

impressive sophomore release

from a new brand, and I'm eager

to see what the company releases

next. 90 Oh sure, go. 92. 89.

89.

Nailed it.

He's looking at the screen.

No, I'm not.

He might have already known this

one from before.

I did not know this one.

Whatever.

Where did I start at?

I started at 88.

What?

Difference in me when he

started.

Naturally.

No, but what I did do is I

fucking sandbagged him.

I said now you go.

That's was.

You didn't do that on purpose.

Yeah, OK, you're not that

clever.

Thanks.

I like the fact that you guys

think that I cheat.

That's awesome.

Whatever, that's incredible.

And it's just.

A cheater cheater cookie eater,

Yeah.

Yeah, cheater, cheater.

Cheater, if you eat the cookies

you will cheat the game.

And just for that, you're

starting with the Princess mask

as soon as it arrives.

Princess Daphne.

You got you got Princess Peach

and you got Daisy in this set.

You know this is character

harassment.

You got toad, male and female

toad.

You got Wario and Waluigi.

Oh.

Wario.

He'll be good as Wario.

Yeah, Bowser.

I don't think you get to wear

Bowser.

Bowser.

Yeah, he could do Bowser.

No, Bowser's too cool.

Mario, Yoshi, and Luigi.

Oh, and you got a Goomba.

That's your flower.

You get the flower, see, You

should be nice to me.

All right.

Anybody got anything else?

If you were nice to be, I want

to give you Princess Peach to

start.

If I'm not here, does Greg get

to wear the mask?

No, it's only for you, Phil.

Only for Philip.

Only for you, Phil.

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Show Notes

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