ACHP Episode 526 Ice On Disney
Transcript
I mean, he was on that show too.
It could have been him.
Action.
Welcome to a Cigar Wrestler
Podcast episode 526.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
with me today in engineering,
Phil Mcguffey, who was
apparently written a new book
titled You Don't Have to Run
Fast If You Shoot Them in the
Leg, a book about self
preservation.
I hope I'm rich.
And then as my Co host Mikey who
wants to sign up for my
volleyball league, step on
Kevitch.
Oh, he finally did it.
I'm not doing volleyball.
Oh yeah, remember he used to say
I'm not doing basketball.
Yeah, I remember that.
It was when he was in the crowd.
Right.
I'm in the thick of it with
basketball, but I'm not the head
coach on some on any of those
teams, right?
Whatever.
Does that make you're starting
your own volleyball league?
No.
Wait, wait, you're doing a job
on volleyball though.
No, yes.
No, I'm not.
Yes, he is.
I heard him Preston talking
about it.
They're going to split.
It no.
Oh, Preston's going to do
daytime.
He'll do night time, so that way
they can watch the kids when
they get home with super late or
so.
I don't know.
You just sort of died off.
I was struggling.
I was struggling.
Too far into this night time.
Something something something.
Oh God.
Oh.
Good, now he has it.
I'm.
Going to die.
One listener said they caught it
from watching the show.
Who is that Brittany?
No, no, On today's show, the
killer cruise has spread to
Europe.
Oh.
ICE agents arrest Mickey Mouse.
Chick-fil-A doesn't really mean
for your pleasure.
Wow, here we go.
Rockville is back in Daytona and
so are 160,000 fans this
weekend.
Then in cigars, Roma announces a
new brand, Drew State is given
the black experience and two
guys get a new cigar and then we
have a single.
What's the score?
We have some good cigar news
today.
Yes, but yeah, another new
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Roma Christ putting out that we
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Yesterday's episode just came up
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That was Tuesday's episode.
Check it.
Check it out the confusing
Palmer.
What's wrong with me?
If you're Phil, you have barely.
You have the black lung.
Oh God, I got the black lung.
Pop a couple of comments from
our show.
Thanks for those comments.
All right, Palmer.
All right, ready to move on.
I love always, always so
prepared for this part of the
show.
Like he's surprised.
I have to look it up.
What if you were to like look at
it earlier and pre?
Print them.
I do look at it earlier, I'm not
printing it.
Put it in your notes, screenshot
it something.
At the Buzz inator 19, says
Mikey.
The 5th and final season of The
Bear kicks off on June 25th on
Hulu.
Thank you buzz inator.
Thank you as you know who I'm
surrounded by and they've just,
they believe along you.
I read something.
They believe a lot of things.
They believe when.
They said the show was over.
And there's a lot of social
media buzz about our short clip
sometimes because of the things
that they say.
Well, this wouldn't be a show if
we didn't say those things.
Yeah.
You want us to not say things?
No one.
Nobody looks at the clips.
Yeah, you want us to be as
boring as the other show?
Million people are still looking
for the gravity to be. 3.6
million.
No one's discounting it, I'm
just simply stating the obvious
here.
Hey guys, you like my Predomo
hair?
Let's just do this show.
Ruckus Unchained says it was
Moncherie.
It was moncherie.
I'm when.
I read that I.
He obviously didn't watch the
rest of the episode.
We lost him anyway.
There, you guys are idiots.
My D Sharp 4 says Spicy Palmer
is greater than grumpy Palmer.
Yeah, You know what's so funny?
As I said, something like that
too after the show.
I think I did right.
Yeah, that's where you got the
idea.
Yeah, I got it.
I obviously got.
It from Mike?
No, he got it from you.
I don't think I said it on air.
Maybe you called him?
So he's right.
We like spicy palm.
I mean, I mean I need highly
caffeinated, full of energy.
Yeah, I forgot the packet today.
Yeah, we need you to bring the
packet.
You want one of these Red Bulls?
Nah, I got a Mountain Dew
running over here.
CW6386383 said I'll take Phil's
Phantom of the Opera mask.
He comes, picks up his hat.
He can get the mask.
He's going to give it to him.
I got to sign it.
We'll get him to sign it.
You got to sign it.
Phil Mcguffey.
OK all.
Right, all right, PM and there's
a come from pre older shows.
I've I've I have only heard of
villager from one podcaster.
I've never seen one of their
cigars.
They do exist.
They do exist.
I've been around for a long time
and that CW also said on a
previous episode.
OK, I left my ass off at at
shoot the zombie.
Good one Phil.
Thank you.
Actually this is that was from
this one I see what it did.
Shooting the zombies on the
boat.
Yep, If you want to hear your
comment, read aloud on the show
comment below.
There's a possibility that we
will read it out loud and that's
all I have for today, so.
We'll see you later.
On with the show.
It sort of ends in like a a
downer.
When you because you somber.
Yeah, you just all sort and give
up like, well, that's all I got.
What?
OK, all right, let me try it
again.
I'll try it again.
OK.
And now on with the show.
These are the comments.
Then you didn't tell them how to
get.
You know, if they comment,
they'll get on here.
Well, you normally say if
they're funny.
None of these were funny today.
Yeah, they were they.
Were well, you used to give me a
hard time because sometimes I
would say ones that aren't
funny, so now I just say if it's
a comment and I'm.
Oh, that's a comment.
You may get it on the show.
Nobody entered the contest at
all, though, because they were
supposed to comment on what they
think I said or what I did say.
It's true, there weren't any of
those.
Maybe it's not a good prize.
I've only had that thing for two
years, but it's never been
out-of-the-box.
You know what, Palmer?
I guessed the word.
The Do I win?
I'm the closest, No.
You know, but I did put a
picture of the product over your
face in the three shot.
Though you know, I think it's
funny.
It's like when you over
complicate it and people are
just like man.
Just comment all.
Like it is.
I know you got to go back to
that show though, right?
Or that this was it on this
episode.
Yesterday's episode, the one
that.
Then I got a thing.
Yesterday's episode.
See what I mean?
Like I got.
Thursday, 2 weeks ago.
People like to keep it.
You got to keep it simple,
right?
So I'll.
Just keep it, I'll take it home.
New contest.
No, we'll, we'll, we'll.
You you have until when to do
it.
I'm not exactly sure that was a.
He doesn't remember the rules
now.
That was a good no.
That was a confusing part
because I think it's a Tuesday
show, but that's actually the
one we do on Monday with Greg.
So we're not going to pick the
winner with Greg.
We wait to pick the winner with
you.
So it's technically well they
had till they had to enter.
Till then, we didn't say when
we're going to say.
That right?
So what's the answer then?
Tuesday show, so you'll announce
the winner.
Wednesday show OK.
And if not, there will be a new
contest.
All right.
Yeah, we're just comment below.
Send Mikey a picture of your
butt and the best butt wins.
Maybe you should trim your
mustache or.
Something I do every Saturday.
It always itches you, but it's
Thursday.
I know.
So in two days I will trim it
again.
Maybe you should like do it
twice a week.
No, because I like that it
bothers you.
You like that?
It bothers me, Yes.
Go out of my way to cater to
you, make you happy.
How are you catering to me?
I do.
I try my best to keep you happy.
Keep Ballmer happy.
KPH.
You're not doing a good job.
Whoa.
OK.
All right, you're moving on now.
That's not nice.
You like spicy Palmer?
Here he is.
Here he is.
New contest.
The deadly virus has now spread
to Europe after passengers who
had already left the Envy
Honduras ship tested positive.
Back home, 12 people are missing
from the boat.
They're missing.
They got off the boat and then
they spread out and all went
home.
Nobody knows where they're at.
They jumped.
Might have.
Yeah, I wouldn't stay on the
boat either.
Might have well, but now there's
a guy in Europe who is spreading
the virus in Europe.
There's I read after I pulled
this.
There's one in America too.
A husband and a wife.
They both have it.
Yeah, this is wait a second, as
as we've watched this, this has
been improperly mishandled from
the jump.
You're telling me there's one
husband and one wife from this
boat in America?
Yes.
And they can't tell us their
names.
Well.
No, they ain't gonna say the
name.
Somebody will go find them and
shoot the zombies.
Yeah, you don't want to do that.
Why?
We're going to have a sickness
here, a death toll.
Oh my God.
We already have it here.
They're here.
Yeah.
And the guy, the one guy is in
London.
He's got it's.
Like a plague thing.
Could be.
Yeah, they don't know.
It can be person to person
transferred.
Yeah, better start containing
people.
No docking.
No, the virus can like dormant
for up to 8 weeks.
He went to Zurich Hospital for
testing after the cruise
operator Oceanwind Expeditions
emailed recent passengers about
the spreading virus that is
killed now four people.
That's the problem.
And it has sickened at least 5 S
One of those 5 is now got it.
And now there's four that have
it but.
All we had to do was bring them
to one spot and contain and and
take care of them and then we
would have no issue.
And now here we are.
To take care of them.
Once you get it, you get it.
Well, you hope that you catch it
early enough whether you can
save.
Them, yeah, but.
You know what?
Better to just let them loose
and have them go everywhere.
No, I didn't want them off the
boat.
You're the one that wanted
everybody rushed.
You can't.
Keep them on the boat.
You don't have the ability to
take care of them on the boat.
Sure you can't.
No, you don't.
It's a.
Set up some of the rooms as
hospital beds and then you treat
them on the boat.
When they're well, you let them
go.
Yeah, kill them all.
It becomes a quarantine ship.
Yeah, there's a movie about
that.
OK, so let's say that that works
OK Why didn't it happen?
Well, they didn't think of it.
Obviously people got off the
boat.
Now it's too late.
Nobody knows The Who.
This is a.
Damn shame.
Well, the one guy got off before
they knew what was going on.
He got off at a different port,
but but now he is, you know,
reported sick and now he's got
it.
So, but I read this morning 12
people are missing.
So somehow 12 people got off the
boat.
They jumped where they show it
on a map.
It's kind of far to just swim
for it.
Who knows if they made it back?
It could be shark bait.
They seem like rich people.
Maybe a helicopter came and got
them.
You think somebody would have
seen the helicopter in the
middle of the night?
Yeah.
Nobody told.
Them do they?
Is there a?
Is there a boat missing like a?
Lifeboat.
Yeah.
Oh, I made it.
Now we're now they're making
movies.
And the 12 of them got escaped.
That's what it's called.
The 12 escaped.
The 12 escaped the 12.
Yeah, it's like the the movie
that had Dustin Hoffman in it
with the monkey.
Now it's a rat, and the rat is
running around biting people.
Was this 1970s Dustin Hoffman?
Because I wasn't alive.
No, that movie came out in the
80s or 90s.
Do you think they're going to
have a vaccine for in like 6
months and then there's going to
be 3 major pharmacies?
Trying to work on something but
there's nothing happening right
now there's.
Going to be 3 major
pharmaceutical companies all
around.
Get right, I think he.
Hit this on the head, Mikey.
They're like, Covid's really not
scaring anybody anymore.
Can we do this Hootah hootah
virus?
Speed this one up.
Everybody will go.
We'll we'll go to the vacant
malls that are all desolate and
get.
Shots and get shots for this
now, yeah.
And then when they show the
picture of the guy that first
had it, the British guy, he
turns out to be Asian.
Something that'll be good for
the mitochondria.
They got us a good.
It'll go through the
mitochondria.
We take it and it'll be
uprisings again.
The military refuses and then
then they all get fired.
Hey, good news though, cigars
will sell a lot.
Everybody's got to stay home,
yeah.
Right.
Maybe the PCA put it together.
Do you think Doctor Fauci is is
out in the public anywhere?
Is he?
Do you think he's like kind of
hiding?
No, that guy's on his own
island.
He got lots of money.
He owns the island and wouldn't
let the boat go in.
You think we dust them back off
and we we shove them back.
We shove them in front of
everybody.
I'm back.
This is the Hootah Hootah virus.
Here's.
What we're doing this?
Is Doctor Tucci?
Everybody 5 feet apart.
I remember the first time I went
to Universal when they had they
had those during like during
COVID and they had the little
spacers and stuff.
Footprints.
And I was like keep your
distance gave your doesn't.
Public used to have the arrows.
You can only go one way down
the.
Aisle Yeah, I love seeing the
faded ones, like the people who
just didn't clean them up
afterwards.
Some places didn't clean it up.
They.
Still eat.
They're still around.
Yeah, there's a pizza place
across the street from what's it
called, Blue Springs Pizza.
When you walk in there, the
things are still on the ground.
Please stand here while you wait
to place your.
Order and wait.
If you stand in the circle,
you're safe.
Right.
And they're only like 5 feet
because the whole building's not
that big.
If they 5 feeded you, you'd have
to be back by the bathroom.
Oh, I love it.
Well, I hope that this gets
contained.
If not, it's going to be a
problem.
Everywhere now, Yeah,
everybody's going to catch it,
Rat pooped in the rice.
What I was going to say, Oh
good.
In the rice.
Yes, I just picked something
that rats would get into.
Rice is in bags normally, not
boxes or cans.
Bring out your dad.
They got in the spam.
The spam's in a can that's safe
to eat.
Bring out your dad.
Is it safe to eat?
Yes, Spam's delicious.
We should do a Spam cooking
show.
Oh, I don't want to be part of
that.
No, no you don't.
Like it?
If you never had it, you just
don't like it.
I don't know I've.
Never had it I.
Hate the food shows?
Wait, wait, wait.
I haven't.
We.
Did a food show once.
Yeah, with Hunt.
Yeah, with Matt Hunt, remember,
he got mad at us and walked off.
Did he did he walk off?
Yeah, he got mad.
Stop the show and we had to calm
him down.
Oh, he wasn't because we were
like, attacking.
Him.
We were making fun of him.
Making fun.
Of his sauce.
There's a cigar show now.
We're going to eat pizza.
We're going to eat spaghetti.
What?
We can order spam I.
Don't have to order it.
I'll go get it.
It's like a buck of cans.
It's not even.
Expensive.
No, no, no.
I know a place.
You know a place.
Oh, you're going to get it
already made.
There's this Hawaiian spot.
I was going to say it's a
Hawaiian restaurant.
Where's that at it?
But it's good.
Oh, it's really good.
It's called, like, sweet and
salty.
Yeah.
But where is it?
What's the name?
Of the restaurant, it's in
Sanford.
Wine restaurant in Sanford.
Sweet and salty kahuna.
Is that the name of the meal or
the restaurant?
The restaurant.
Big Kahuna Burger.
Big Kahuna.
Burger.
No, no, no.
I'll.
I'll send it.
I'll send it to you.
When?
When I can use my phone so Mikey
doesn't yell at me.
Yeah, don't use your.
Phone.
For God's sake, don't use your
phone, Big Kahuna burger.
I ordered it, it was good.
It was like a wrap.
Oh, it sounds delicious.
I don't like that because they
eat it.
They're like crazy.
It's like a.
Del Cosine in.
Hawaii because originally it was
left from the war and then so
they all just.
It was left from the war.
Well, when we.
World War 2 when?
When we what?
You know.
No, I thought.
When we fought Hawaii.
Hold on, I don't remember.
When they came to Pearl Harbor.
When they came to when they came
to Pearl.
Harbor.
Well, the others came to Pearl
Harbor.
OK.
Yeah.
Why is spam such a big deal in
Hawaii?
Because the Rock said so.
Because you know what the rock
is cooking.
Yeah, Spam.
And Oprah's giving it away.
He would get a spam.
It was first introduced during
World War 2 by American soldiers
to Hawaiian natives, who quickly
adopted it as an important part
of their life.
Doo.
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo.
I mean, he's old, he has
experience, he's seen it.
When the Germans.
Ball was there.
When the Germans.
Ball.
I gave the first can to
Mukiluki.
When the Germans bombed Pearl
Harbor, did we give up Germans?
Poor little money.
Rolling.
Let it go.
He's on a roll.
You know what I'm?
Talking about ICE agent stormed
the Disney cruise ship docking
in California and arrested
multiple staff in front of the.
Past Mickey's got to go, huh?
Mickey's got to go.
ICE agent stormed Disney cruise
ship docking in San Diego and
arrested multiple workers in
front of stunned passengers.
Vacationers watched as
immigration officials cuff
several employees.
Use cuffs I mean.
They're like, they're like pink
cuffs.
Seems a bit excessive.
Yeah, on the Disney Magic ship
while it was being unloaded,
passenger Darmi Mahata took a
video of the moment, saying one
of those detained was her server
during the five day.
Trip last.
Month I loved him.
He was so nice, he.
Was so nice I tipped him well.
Well, darmi mahata.
Well, he was in full uniform,
which was his blazer tie, and
some other employees were still
in their chef's uniforms with
their name tags on it.
And my head has said she called
the arrest really upsetting.
Yeah, I hurt my feelings.
I hurt my feelings because he
was such a good server.
OK, so like, but they obviously
have a job.
So like, what did they do?
They.
I don't know because you haven't
been on one, but every time when
you go on a cruise, the server
has like their name and what
country they're from, right?
Hardly anybody on there is from
America that works on the ship.
They all have contracts with the
cruise lines and stuff.
OK, so I don't, I mean they
don't have to be citizens to
work on the cruise ship.
It's.
Right.
You think that's their real
name?
Or you think it's like Hooters.
Oh, who knows, it could be, I
mean, what do you know they,
they could be 12 guys sharing,
you know, Baba Khanush or
something.
Baba.
Khanush, That's the first thing
I can think.
Of well, I'm going to tell you
this or this thing, those 12
guys were sharing the same
social.
Well, I mean, if they if they're
from another country, they don't
need a Social Security number
because the cruise line is
actually not owned by Disney.
Normally the cruise ship is
registered somewhere else.
Really.
Well, normally though, like OK,
I'll tell you how it works on
construction.
Work.
It's great.
I love, I love this.
What these guys do is that there
will be one guy that's a a
citizen or got citizenship and
then they'll all have the same
social.
Right, because they're working
in America.
No.
No, no, no.
That's not no.
They're they're working in
Deltona.
That's why they all share the
same social.
They have to have one for you to
hire.
Them no.
What happens is nobody ever
catches that unless you really
look at it.
OK, it still doesn't nullify the
fact that on a cruise ship, you
don't have to have a Social
Security number to work there.
I'm sure you have to have a
social to work for Disney.
You're not working for Disney,
you're working for whoever owns
a cruise line that the boat
could be registered in London or
the Bahamas or anywhere.
Well, they're two totally
different places.
Yeah, I mean, maybe you're
right, but it sounded like this
had something to do with
America.
It does, I mean.
If like when they landed in San
Diego, if the guys didn't get
off the boat, they're not
technically in America.
Tomato, tomato.
You got handcuffs, buddy.
Right, I know.
But I mean, they could have
grabbed everybody.
I don't, I don't think they.
Grabbed Sylvia from Sweden if
they wanted to I.
Don't think it works that way.
Yeah, I well.
I don't think any of these guys
are from Sweden, yeah.
You don't know that.
They didn't say the colour of
the man's skin or his name.
You think because he was a
server on a cruise ship he
couldn't be white?
I was the last cruise ship I was
on.
I was.
There was some questionable
people.
Yeah, yeah.
I I'd tell you what, I had to
get blood work done today.
There were some questionable
people in there too.
Yeah, well, it's raining.
You got blood work.
Today, oh, they're coming back.
But you're so Moody.
It's a dry foot your.
Hormones are off.
No.
Did they give you an orange
juice?
No.
Cookie No, he just did a blood
test.
He didn't donate.
I didn't give blood.
Oh, when I when I do blood test
they give me an orange juice
because I might pass.
Out.
That's because you're screaming
because of the needle.
I haven't given blood in a
while.
They really kind of pissed me
off last time I was there, so I
didn't go.
I haven't gone recently.
More about the illegals Palmer.
I went in.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Never mind more.
About the immigration rights
groups have been up in arms
about the Disney arrest and also
claimed 4 seafarers in
parentheses were arrested on the
Holland American MVZ and M
cruise ship.
Yeah, that's definitely not an
American cruise ship with
American in the night.
Is that the rat 1 sound like the
rat one?
No, that one wasn't from
Holland.
Remember, you said it was from
somewhere else to Dutch Cruise
Line.
You said they couldn't be from
Holland, they were from
somewhere else.
No, I think they, I think.
I said Holland because of the
tulips and the wooden shoes.
And I said Netherlands.
Yeah, I think that's what you
said.
No one corrected you on that, by
the way, so I could have been
slipping.
Or I was right.
No, you were wrong this.
Is not an isolated, intimate
incident, Benjamin Prado from
Union del Barrow said.
In fact, it has become a growing
pattern not only here in San
Diego, but throughout the
country.
So I guess they're just running
around resting.
People, there's cleaning up
cruise ships now.
Cruise ships 5 or 6 at a time,
get the closest ones to the
opening, grab them.
Great.
We're going to have no cooks on
the cruise ships.
Or waiters or, or we could just
go through like the regular
system and you know.
Yeah, whatever the rest of us.
Whatever happened to like Steven
Seagal chefs?
Like the retired Navy SEAL on
Under Siege, Yeah, or whatever
he was.
Yeah, who got a job?
Because the captain of the ship
is his old buddy.
Yeah, well, he's fat now and
doesn't fit through the
gangways.
And he is legal.
And I got news for you.
You don't.
Know that he might not be.
That wasn't on a cruise ship.
No, it wasn't.
No, no.
But we should have chefs like
that.
It was an epic movie though,
yeah.
I didn't like the train 1.
What?
Look there, there's under siege,
and there's under siege.
That's it.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Afterwards.
Yeah, all right, all right.
A Palm Coast man was arrested
after being accused of exposing
himself to a minor in the
Chick-fil-A drive through.
Is that why I had to bail you
out?
Oh God.
I don't live in this city.
I don't go to Chick-fil-A Eliza
too long.
So you expose yourself at
McDonald's?
It's pretty much, pretty much.
Did you catch that?
I don't go to the city.
It's ridiculous.
Flagler County, I don't know
where that.
Is.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't live there.
Oh, so you do it here?
Yes.
Let's see.
In a release, Deputy said they
responded the incident on April
24th at a Chick-fil-A along
State Road 100.
Upon arrival, Deputy spoke with
the victim, a minor, who claimed
that a customer had exposed his
genitals to her while she was
working at the drive through
window, the release states.
The victim told deputies she was
handing the food, handing the
customers food and saw his
exposed generals with a bluish
green circle object.
Sorry, This is why the story
gets better.
But she believed to be a sex toy
around his penis using
surveillance footage, Deputy
said.
Oh no, it gets better.
I have to do this for my kegels.
Deputy said they managed to
identify the suspect as Luke
Dudowitz.
Oh, Dudowitz.
Dudowitz 33 years old The leader
spoke with Dudowitz at his home,
and he admitted to going through
Chick-fil-A drive through
earlier that day, investigators
said.
He also confirmed that he owned
a bluish green vibrating sex toy
which he had with him in the
car.
However, he denied that he was
wearing it at the time and
denied having his genitals
exposed.
But during questioning due to
which revealed he had indeed
been wearing the sex toy while
heading through the drive
through, claiming to have been
testing a mode on the device
which would adjust the vibration
speed based on how fast he was
travelling.
Oh, really?
Because you know you need that
on a sex story in case, you
know, in case you're moving
quick, I guess.
That's some next level stuff
right there, right?
Yeah, well, he's running out of
time to return it, so he had to
hurry up and test it.
Throughout the interview, due to
which denied exposing his
genitals, deputies wrote, he
stated that he did not believe
his genitals or the device would
be visible under his shorts but
may have accidentally popped
out.
Oh, I may have unintentionally
exposed myself.
Yes, I may have not have noticed
that it just sprung out.
Picking up the nuggies.
Right.
Oh, Oh my God, What's that
coming out of your shorts?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Don't look down there.
Why are you picking your shorts
up?
Don't worry about that.
Ludowitz was ultimately
arrested, now faces charges of
lewd in the serious exhibition
of an offender to an 18 years 18
years old in the presence of a
victim who was under 16 years of
age.
I'm sorry, that's a crazy chart.
Due to it very age specific.
Yeah, between the ages of 18 and
16 years old.
Wow.
I mean, that's, you know, the
the last name in itself.
I I'm already like, I'm already
skeptic.
I'm like, I got questions about
you.
Well, I have one, but I didn't
have it with.
You, you're not allowed around
schools.
I can say that.
It was just kind of like the
whole Anthony Weiner guy.
Do you remember that guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like the senator.
Who's Weiner?
Yeah.
I was like, oh, when it comes
out about all of that.
Alleged.
You're like, yeah, that tracks.
That makes sense.
You know his Wiener.
Yeah, he almost has to show his
Wiener.
Right.
So he's almost obligated to be
some kind of weirdo, right?
OK.
He's released on $10,000 bond.
Oh, so 100 bucks or 1000 bucks?
Sorry.
He said it.
That's if you.
That's if I'd already.
Worked it out in my head in case
I had to say it.
That's if you go to a bail
bondsman, but maybe you just.
You think Mr. Dudowitz has
$10,000?
I don't know, maybe.
Yeah, I saw pictures of him.
His mom probably has 10,000.
Dollars.
So we're judging people there by
their parents as far as their
wealth.
He looked homeless.
I'm surprised he owns a car.
Did he look like he came off a
Disney ship?
No, he did not look like the man
they were looking for.
I don't know what man you're
talking.
About the guy missing from the
ship, there's 12 people missing.
Was that was a different.
Story right?
He was talking about ice.
Yeah.
How you talking about the Hootie
Hootie?
Virus a lot of cruise Cruise
news.
Yeah, I'm not going on any
cruise.
Yeah, I wouldn't go on any
cruise anytime.
I'm not going to the woods
either because along with the
bears, there was also been 7
rattlesnake bites in Colorado
already this year.
Really.
Maybe they should send Mr. Doo
Doo what's out there.
I can't wait to talk to my
friends that go on all these
cruises.
Like did you hear about the rat?
You know some of them have rats.
You could get the hoodoo hoodoo.
Virus.
Oh did you hear about the Disney
1 where they arrested all the
employees as?
Soon as they landed, they
started taking employees like
have.
But no, enjoy your cruise.
Yeah, have a good time.
Have a good time.
No more lobster on the menu.
He's gone.
Yeah, only eat canned food.
There's a lawsuit for that ship.
The Hootie Hootie virus, Yeah.
I don't know what you signed as
the disclaimer when you agreed
to go in the ship.
It's got it.
Wrong.
It doesn't matter.
There's there's got to be some
type of negligence there.
Yeah, there's definitely lots of
lawsuits.
We'll see.
And there's an American John
Morgan's in.
For the people.
For the people.
All right, in Daytona, one of
the country's largest rock music
festivals kicks off again this
weekend.
Really.
I've seen pictures of this so
this is like a madhouse.
I hate, I don't like being
around people.
Not that many people.
I don't either.
Bring in 160 bands, hundreds of
thousands of fans and
potentially record-breaking
heat.
Welcome to Rockville.
This is the sixth year that they
have been there.
Because of the heat.
They're putting out extra water
stations.
It starts at the Speedway and
then move to the beach, which
answers his phone when it rings
or not.
Is the volume off now?
Is the volume gone?
It's.
My watch, it's my watch.
Yeah, this is my watch.
I.
Just stay on the top.
Of it, they have more than
200,000 attendees expected over
4 days.
But as fans pour into the
Speedway, organizers and 1st
responders say their focus will
be just on much of the crowd as
on the performances.
Because people are going to be
passing out people.
Are going to passing out more
shade places.
They're putting up more free
water.
Tons of heat exhaustion.
Right, that's what you see the
pictures of every year.
People just passed out on the
ground.
I would go.
I mean, it's got to be about
hoodie, Hoodie virus.
You could get it there probably.
No, there's probably other
viruses but not hoodie WHO.
I don't know.
I'm at an age, I'm at an age now
where it's like outside concert.
Yeah, middle of the day and a
weekend.
Yeah, probably not I.
Don't like things like.
For my kids and sports and
stuff.
Yeah.
But do I really like if I'm
going to a concert for what I
want to sit and I don't even
want to stay?
Yeah, I passed the lawn stuff.
Yeah, you know, I prefer
something indoors.
I like House of Blues.
House of Blues.
House of Blues over in Disney
Springs.
Is that where we went?
Because it's smaller, it's not a
lot of people.
Right, it's a little more
intimate A.
Little more intimate, a little
more controlled environment.
Universal has a Hard Rock one
which I like.
But that's outside.
Oh yeah, it's inside.
I was thinking the outside area.
It's inside.
I got to bring up, Yeah.
I've been to one there too.
I got to refine my house so if
we want to get a couple drinks
and a snack.
Yeah, no kidding, right?
Disney's like that too.
OK, Everybody can have one beer
and we're not eating.
Make sure you pregame.
Pregame, yeah.
Drink in the car.
The bad thing about that
Rockville thing is it's a three
day concert.
Why is that a bad thing?
And you can't leave once you
come in.
No way.
Yeah, you can't leave and come
back.
No, if you well if you have a
one day ticket, you can leave
but you can't come back in that
day like it's a one way if.
You have a day one, day 2, day
three ticket.
Yeah, but if you have a three
day ticket, you cannot leave.
That's how it was last year.
I know.
What do you mean a three day
ticket?
There, so there's three full
days and then you can camp.
OK.
Like a tent.
No.
Well, maybe it's.
An RV.
It's an RV.
Oh, it's it because it's a
Speedway.
In a Woodstock.
Yeah, yeah, they have like the
infield.
Day one, Day 2, Day three
ticket.
You can leave at any time.
Day one just can't come back in.
Right.
But if you have a three day
ticket, you're camping.
Yeah, if you have a three day,
you're camping.
You can't go out and come back
in.
You can't leave at all.
No.
That sounds ridiculous.
Yeah, how do they know if I have
a 1-2 or three day ticket once I
go in?
Are they colour coded or
something?
I have no.
Idea Once you go in, you can't
come out.
I've never been.
I was going to go last year but
I decided not to when I saw
like.
But let's say I'm one day.
But I got a friend who's a three
day and I stay in his RV.
So once I'm in, I'm in.
I just don't leave.
I paid for the one day.
That's a good point.
I mean, are they like going
around OK, everybody with the
blue ticket, fine guys with blue
tickets and they're tasing you
and dragging you out.
Right, just bringing ice.
Oh, ice, Ice is coming.
I don't know, I guess they're
trying to control.
I mean, it makes fairly good
sense, but you think with three
day you could come and go.
Well, maybe the problem with
that is you're afraid you go out
and do drugs or something and
then come back.
No, you get to do drugs there.
That's how that works.
Yeah, I guess I'm driving an RV
and they can't search the RV.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't search.
I mean, they have, I'm sure they
have dogs.
Yeah, but when they run through
my RV real quick, I'll hide it
in the roof.
No, just outside.
I mean, they could, they could,
you know, they can pinpoint.
Oh, this sounds even worse than
I imagined.
It's not dude.
Guys, come on.
It's a concert.
It's a three day concert.
You think it's?
A three day rock concert.
Yeah.
You think that the Rock, You
think that somebody's regulating
the drugs in that place,
probably.
Well, that's what I mean.
Now it sounds even worse.
Oh, you don't want to regulate?
Yeah.
I mean, I was thinking, you
know, you go in, you're, but
you're, I mean, it's whatever.
What's the woods?
I mean, it's Woodstock.
It is, yeah.
Basically, yeah.
That's.
What it sounds like.
I just I just.
Don't minus the peace and love.
People shitting in their tents
and.
Shitting in their tents.
Hey, I mean they can go wherever
they want.
Why would you shit in your tent?
I brought a special shit tent so
I can always go to the bathroom.
This is where I shit, right?
And then I'm going to leave
that.
Tent, well, I've got a 5 gallon
bucket in there with a toilet
seat hooked to.
The top they go to clean up like
that's a shit tent.
Well, I mean, you've seen the
pictures afterwards, there's
tents left.
And that's where they shit.
You buy a cheap tent and you go,
I'm not taking it back with me,
just leave it, right?
The Dookie tent.
It's the dookie tent.
My shit then.
OK.
Oh.
What a terrible event Speedway.
When it's over, I wonder if.
We're going to get any traffic
from it.
Yes, we're going to the beach
this weekend.
I mean, but it's New Smyrna, it
should be OK still.
This weekend, well, it's
Mother's Day weekend.
Yeah, she wants to go to the
beach on Sunday.
There'll be a lot of people
there, yeah.
We go, we go early and we park
on the beach.
We went to go stay at a hotel, a
lot of them were booked I bet,
so we decided to do a Sunday
into Monday.
Oh, that's why you won't be here
Monday.
Correct.
Got.
It.
All right, you got a video.
I do.
Oh hot dog.
Hot.
Did you say hot dog?
Yeah.
Glizzy time.
Very excited.
Glizzy time.
Hot dog video so good.
You have another one of somebody
we know.
We're coming out with a cigar,
not telling us.
Somebody close to us?
Right, somebody we hang out with
all the time that I talked to
for 45 minutes on the phone the
day before we saw the video.
Oh, Brittany sent me a video of
the TMZ of people people
arrested.
Which people?
Oh, the ice people, Yeah.
Oh.
Maybe we watched that one too.
She just sent it to you,
hatchet.
This episode is not even out,
isn't.
That incredible.
No, it's funny because we always
talk about Disney cruises.
Very expensive.
I know, but I hang out with a
bunch of friends that are well
off, very successful
individuals.
Yeah, we're starting to have
those kind of friends too.
It's a little depressing.
It's depressing for you, you
know, I just like good people.
It doesn't matter.
Oh yeah, I mean, I like all the
people, Sure.
I don't like all of them.
You know, some have planes, some
have boats, you know some have
this and that.
So.
That's nice.
Yeah, I tell Adrian go.
We just need better friends.
Yeah.
So we never do anything.
We don't have travel friends.
We need travel friends.
All right.
Good.
Oh, did.
You send it, Yeah, that city.
United States.
So the best city in the United
States for cigar culture is, I'm
going to say hands down, it's
Houston, TX.
It's not just because I live
here.
It is the honest truth.
Houston is one of the most
diverse cities in the world.
We have entrepreneurs, business,
energy.
That diversity in a cigar
culture just makes it something
special and unique.
At here at Stowe, you're going
to have all the different types
of people.
But then when we get together,
we have a cigar.
We share an amazing liquor, we
smoke that cigar.
That group becomes something
you're never going to find
anywhere else in the world.
So the best.
Started over the text message
that ruined my video.
Oh no, Brittany's thing is, says
Disney cruise ship employees
arrested in federal child porn
investigation.
Oh, completely different.
Yeah, wow.
All right, I get the gist of the
video, unless something's
happens at.
The end.
All right, so no, no.
So I came across this figure to
be a good topic to discuss.
Do you think that the number one
city in the US for cigar culture
is Houston, TX, First of all.
And this guy seems like he's a
good guy.
He's a nice person.
Yeah, he seems very nice.
Not attacking this guy, just
having a conversation, Right.
OK.
Not any more than any place
else.
OK?
I mean, anything he listed they
have.
We have.
OK, yeah, he's like we get to
hang out together.
Yeah, we hang out together.
We have entrepreneurs, we have
energy, we have some other like,
we have all that here.
OK, Phil.
Hi, Phil.
Sorry, I had AI, guess I had a
doctor's appointment I forgot.
Oh, you blew it off.
You you.
I appreciate you sacrificing
your body for the show.
Good.
Thanks a lot guys.
The urologist.
No, it was a colonoscopy.
That's why.
That's why I didn't go.
OK, so.
Forgot to.
He didn't fast.
Yeah, there's no purging.
Why are both your hands on my
shoulders?
So do you think that Houston,
Houston, TX is the number one
city for cigar culture in the
US, Phil?
Houston, TX Yeah for culture.
Cigar culture, welcome back.
Not Houston.
Not Houston.
OK, what?
What city do you think is number
one in the United States for
cigar culture?
Miami, Tampa, One of those I.
Think Miami.
OK, I'm, I was going to say
Miami too.
Yeah, I think per whatever
square inch or per capita
whatever, there's probably more
cigar shops in Miami than in
Houston.
Well, yeah.
But not only that, but you have
like a lot of Cuban culture
there, a lot of Cuban heritage,
right, A lot of.
Brands have their headquarters
down that.
Way, yeah, a lot of Cubans.
Yeah, it's where Jack and Hector
live.
That's where Hector lives.
Right, but not related to the
Cubans.
I can't believe you said that
after I said the Cuban.
No, he works for a cigar
company.
No, I know, but it just sounded
kind of weird.
I was trying to mention our
friends, I'm sorry.
No, I know.
Yeah, just.
Wow.
And they watch every day.
Isn't Hector Cuban?
Is he Hector's Cuban?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know Jack.
Isn't Jack got Cuban heritage?
Jack might be Cuban too,
Cubanesque, So many Cubans,
right?
Well, I mean, that's where it
all stems from.
Like a lot of these guys that
have gone to Nicaragua and
Dominican Republic and stuff,
right?
A.
Lot of them live in Cuba.
Cuban origin.
Casey from Crux used to live in
Miami.
That guy, not Cuban.
Yeah, he's, he's, I thought he
was white.
He's white, right Casey?
Yeah.
Is that important?
I don't know at this point, who
cares?
I just don't understand why
you're concerned with
everybody's race all of a
sudden.
Yeah.
All of a sudden.
Because we've been talking about
nothing but illegals and all
this weird stuff on today's
show, and then we get to this.
Illegals and weird stuff.
We, you know, we, we started off
with a wet foot, dry foot and
there we are.
So.
What is the moral of the story?
Here.
So.
OK.
Yeah.
Where were you going with?
That well, I mean, I just found
that interesting that somebody,
you know.
Well, he's from Houston.
I'm sure if you ask somebody in
Saint Louis, they'd go.
Well, you of course, you guys
should come here.
We have such a strong cigar
community here in Saint Louis.
Really.
Are you from Miami?
No.
What does that mean?
I asked you what is the number
one city for cigar culture.
You didn't say it well, Deltona
or Orlando.
But I think that's why this guy
wants everybody to come to
Houston, because he likes
Houston.
He's in Houston.
OK, yes.
I think Houston has a big
football culture.
I mean, I don't know what where
the question came from or if
he's just talking about Houston
because it's Houston.
He said the number one city in
the.
United States, Somebody ask him.
Or was he just stouting his
opinion?
I think he's just stouting his
opinion.
Oh, all right.
I didn't know it was a
conversation about like where
should the next PCA be or?
No, I think you just said #1
city for cigar culture.
Well, that's just ridiculous.
That was kind of my point,
right, Right, right.
Phil I mean, if you.
See what ChatGPT says.
ChatGPT is going to say Miami.
List the top ten cities with the
best cigar culture.
I don't think Houston would
have.
Even possibly not even on top
five, Not even top 10, right?
Well, I mean, I would think
Austin would probably be bigger
than.
No, I don't.
Have you guys Roma Craft is
there?
Yeah.
Well, they just have a culture,
period.
I don't think there's really a
culture in in Houston.
Austin's a weird.
It's very eclectic, it seems, in
Austin.
Good, Phil, What does it say,
Mr. I'm going to type this in.
OK, get up Craig's Wi-Fi because
nothing ever shows up.
OK.
Wi-Fi down here was acting up
yesterday, wasn't it?
I'm still waiting on.
You searching searching if
you're talking pure cigar
culture, history, factories,
lounges, St. life and walk
outside and smell tobacco in the
air energy the crown usually
goes to.
Miami.
Ybor City.
OK, Ybor City.
Literally nickname.
Been there lately.
Cigar City OK, and historically
was called the Cigar Capital of
the world.
In the early 1900s.
More than 200 factories there
were there, rolling over
1,000,000 cigars a day.
OK.
See.
Now back in the what, 1900s?
Is that what you said?
Yeah, it's.
Maybe that would have been the
ideal place, but.
Not anymore have.
You been to ybor lately It's
that's not like it used to be no
I mean at night it's very rough
gangs and oh really a lot of not
not that these are bad but a lot
of gay bars are up at 1 end of
the thing and I mean
crossdressers and stuff you see
while.
You're saying it's not cigar
based?
Yeah, it's not.
I mean towards the middle
there's maybe a handful still of
the cigar places, but I don't
think they're open at night
because the crowds are so rough.
It's kind of faded out, yeah.
Do you go in there with like
like night fight like jets
versus whatever the I don't.
Know I went in there at night.
I was there, yeah.
I've been to the.
He's dancing over there.
He's doing a night fight.
All I see are the feathers
fluttering the parrot.
What was that?
What was?
That I was there for whatever
that event they used that they
still have there.
Gone with the wind.
The Pirate 1.
No, no, no.
I'd never go.
This is the big crowds again.
Best.
The best cigar one that's right
there.
Yeah.
The Heritage Festival.
Heritage Fest.
The sound of color.
Yeah, I think it's Miami.
I think it's Miami, but it
didn't say Houston.
No.
But it said something Florida
based.
So who was that guy who was from
Stois Cigar?
Yeah, Stois Cigar.
He's.
At a brand or shop?
I don't know.
I just came across it and I'm
like, oh, that's interesting.
Popped up on your feet somehow.
I went looking this time because
listen, my feet, my feet is a
lot of coaching stuff and people
getting into fights.
Wow.
Naturally.
So you know your favorite
things?
Yeah, I do enjoy both of those
things.
I'm like, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Or like it like the last one I
saw.
And you know, Oh my God, I can't
use this.
But like, this guy walks up and
he starts pummelling this woman.
And then another guy interjects
and starts beating the crap out
of this guy and the guy runs
away.
I was like, so you can tee off
on a woman, but the minute that
like.
Somebody's defending.
Yeah.
What's happening here?
Yeah.
Sounds like a weird dream.
Guy's a tool.
Or I saw a really funny one,
which is hilarious.
There was like this large
monkey, but it was like a
skinnier large monkey, right?
And he was running into a crowd
of kids that were playing soccer
or something, and he was just
running up and jumping on them
and knocking them down.
And like it says, the saddest
part about this clip is that it
ends because it was hilarious.
This And he's just going around
boom, just knocking kids over
left and right.
It's pretty funny.
What country was that in?
I have no idea, but it was not
the United States of America.
I saw a similar one, but it was
a, it was a guy on a daycare and
they all had like these little
big, you know, those big bouncy
balls that the kids like to jump
on stuff.
And he took one and he's like,
how I feel at the end of the
day, watching all your kids.
And he started throwing the ball
at the kids.
Oh man, see, that's different.
An adult attacking your kid is
is totally like an animal, like
an innocently just kind of doing
dumb stuff where the kids are
going to be fine.
I have, you know.
Yeah, like if he bites off that
guy's face.
Just not the kids.
Yeah, exactly.
Got to protect the children at
all costs.
Have we figured out that guy's
alive?
The the the grizzly guy.
Yeah, no, follow up.
Yeah, he's fine.
There was no follow up to that
story today.
He lived.
There was two of them.
Oh, the guy with no face?
He's got no.
Face.
He's got bit in the face.
He doesn't have no face.
Oh, now he can recreate his
identity gone he.
Doesn't have no face.
OK, you seen it.
They call him Darkman now.
His face is all wrapped up in
dark manner bandages and he
wears an overcoat and a hat.
You're talking about like that
old Dick Tracy.
Villain.
So that's a superpower.
Oh, really?
Incredible.
He bit him in the head.
He hit the pain sensor with a
big tooth.
It's like mild spicy today, but
I like the direction we're
heading in, just for the record.
All right, now we're in cigar
news.
Unless I need to tell a story
about a video I saw too.
Is that what we're doing at this
point of the?
Show now we don't want to hear
about the video do.
You have a story about a video.
I have a story that involves
children and monkeys.
Oh, go ahead.
Yeah, sure, why not?
Have you seen the one where they
go to the zoo and they do the
magic trick in front of the
monkey that's on the backside of
the other side of the glass, and
they make something like, you
know, they put it in their hand
and they.
Yeah.
And then the monkey goes.
You just can't imagine how it
happened, right?
Those are funny too.
That wasn't good.
Well, sorry, I don't even
remember what his story was.
All right, let's move on.
He's abusing children.
You're abusing children.
I'm just doing a nice funny
story about a monkey.
Listen Palmer, we liked your
video.
Stop getting angry.
Let's move on.
All right, apparently they're
making another cigar.
Roma Craft the CRO Magnum
Visigoth targeted for late 2026
Roman Craft Tobacco has
announced what it is describing
as its final CRO Magnum brand.
Visigoth tobacco wise least it's
a name we can all say.
The CRO Mag Visigoth uses a dark
Ecuador and Sumatra seed wrapper
over an Indonesian bisuki binder
and crojo and crayolo fillers
from the Hamstrand Valley and
Honduras, as well as the tobacco
from Bindiga and Nicaragua.
A lot of different tobacco in
this.
Sounds pretty good.
It is the same blend as the
Craft, Marquette Foreign and
Domestic and Riverside 15th
Anniversary.
So the Foreign and Domestic and
the Riverside Anniversary is the
same blended cigar.
I guess so maybe just a
different size?
Yeah, different.
No, I wasn't aware of that.
It will be offered in at least 7
vitolas.
The Chromag Visigoth Erich, the
Chromag Visigoth.
Voila, the Visigoth labrum.
Not LeBron labrum, The Chromag
Visigoth Photorati, visigoth,
bouzar and the visigoth oh
there's not over yet Porta
solera lyrics ALARIKS that seems
to be the one the brand revolves
around the visigoth people, also
known as goth, who emerged late
something.
The names of the cigars are
referenced to them.
And then there was a long thing
that he obviously got from
Claude that described the
Visigoths.
And so it's.
Do you think he microdoses when
he picks his names?
I I don't, I don't, I think now
he's just asking Claude.
He's just asking Claude.
It was an amazing description
followed by from Claude, and
it's known for our format, so
we're not going to talk about
that.
This is considered to be the 4th
CRO Magnum brand, following the
eponymous release of the
Aquitaine and the Baca
eponymous.
Eponymous.
That's what I said.
Another big word that Claude
gave Skip.
Glaude was down yesterday, was
it?
Yep, it's back up now.
Oh.
I hate when they do the they do
the down stories the day after
and it's already back and at
that point it's too late.
Everybody already knows
Frankfurt will become the Center
for the international cigar
world this May as Drew Estate
and Giri Trade present the black
experience Frankfurt.
Oh, I'm sorry, blackened
experience black in Frankfurt,
Germany.
Not the black experience, the
blackened.
Completely different thing.
It's totally different thing.
Totally different thing.
Taking place from 8:00 PM to
midnight at the Ocean Club at
Gateway Gardens in Frankfurt,
Germany.
We should go.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
We'll do a Pearl Sabor.
It's not there, no.
There's a pro.
There's a pro Sabor story today
but I purposely did not get.
It why not?
Because they've given out a
scholarship to somebody and I
can't pronounce the name of the
scholarship or the name of the
person who.
Got it.
That's what makes it awesome.
Yeah.
Not for me though all.
Right.
Can you do it tomorrow?
No, it's be open then.
No, I don't remember where it
was because it's not carried by
half wheel.
Charlie, can we get back to the
regular stories?
Yeah, another review today and
skips funny names.
Again, our show is dependent on
it.
Yes, our show depends on your
news.
So let's see, there's going to
be 250 guests from across the
premium cigar and lifestyle
industries.
Probably a lot of people from
Houston will go as expected to
attend, including consumers,
retailers, media representative
and international guests from
Houston.
It says right there earlier that
day, a separate pre event for
registered cigar retailers will
be offering network
opportunities and direct
exchange with the Druid State
team.
The CEO, who we never know who
he is, that guy, he'll be there.
Oh, yeah.
Wolfenstein or whatever.
Wolfenstein.
Yeah, Wolfenstein isn't that.
Wasn't that Wolfenstein?
Sorry, Wolfenstein.
Wasn't that a first person
shooter game called Wolfenstein
or something?
It was actually a text based
game originally on the computer
where you typed in turn.
Right, it was a turn.
Left, yeah.
And eventually, when you guys
got to be age, it was a video.
Castle Wolfenstein, Yes.
Wow.
See how we had to suffer.
Those were the video games we
had when I was when I was
younger.
Thank you for your suffering.
Right turn right.
You see a tree.
Life is left.
You see another tree.
Life is suffering.
Well, I thought you guys just
played like stone and stickball.
Stickball.
There's no Stone Ball.
That's ridiculous.
Do you guys didn't use a stone?
Yes, stones hurt.
You and Jesus.
No, we'd use an orange.
I lived in Florida when I was
that age.
What was the meteor like when it
hit?
It was terrible.
Everything was so loud.
Yeah.
How did you survive?
A cave, Yeah, and my pet
dinosaur.
You and your pet, did you eat
them?
He.
Blocked the entrance of The Cave
so that was fine.
Let's have a dinosaur
pterodactyl that was a
pterodactyl.
The flying one, that's how you
get around better.
OK, that makes sense.
Not an algae or that's still
there you're.
Having a problem.
Kicking it like today in the
shoot, yeah, it's in the wrong
spot.
Did you see The Wolverine movie
where he dropped in the hole
with the Japanese guy when the
atomic bomb?
No.
You didn't see that one?
That's what it was like, except
instead of Wolverine holding the
door, it was my pterodactyl.
Oh, I had to have seen it.
Is the ring light in the way of
the camera?
Now that I moved it?
No.
Who else do?
You think from atomic bomb with
Wolverine.
Wolverine was in the war.
He was a prisoner in Japan.
We got the bombs on Japan.
He was being held in a hole in
the ground and he saved that one
guy.
And then that guy tries to take
his power when he's older.
Right.
That's what it was like.
Big not to taking my power, but
the pardon.
Oh, OK, got it.
That's one of the most.
Who else?
She thinks going to this thing
along with Wolfenstein.
Who else do I think is going
this thing?
Yeah.
Perdomo Padrone Fuente.
No, it's a it's just a Drew
estate.
Thing.
Oh, it's just a Drew.
Estate thing.
Oh.
Do you think Mr. Sons is going
to be?
No, he's not going, No.
How about Pedro?
I think Pedro go.
Yeah, they'll send Pedro.
Do you see Pedro at the PCA?
No, he.
Was there?
Shook my hand.
I see what you guys are doing
with your cigars.
I'm very impressed.
Congratulations.
I love Pedro, it makes you feel
good as a person.
He does look at this well.
That's his job.
OK, I don't care and.
No, I'm just saying.
It's working, Yeah.
All I'm saying is working.
He's good at his job.
Yeah, All right.
Anyway, they made this event
with the front man of Metallica,
James Hetfield, Jonathan Drew of
Drew Estate, and whiskey expert
Rob Dietrich.
Maybe he will be there.
They're calling him Jonathan
Drew.
Why didn't they call him
Jonathan?
Because they don't.
He doesn't identify as Jonathan
Sawn inside of Drew State.
Really, it's like a, it's like a
character.
It's like his.
Yeah.
What is it like he's like?
Nando, whatever they call.
It like Batman, Yeah.
Like.
Batman.
Yeah, that's his character.
It's so weird, you know you.
Hello, Mr. Sean.
No, no.
Here.
It's true.
Yeah.
You, JD.
Yeah, when you get outside, then
you can call me Mr. Sean.
I feel his.
I feel his hurt on that.
Guest can expect a deliberately
unconventional event atmosphere
featuring live entertainment,
curated tastings, finger foods,
whoa welcome drinks, and
interactive experience stations.
Wow.
Hi, show over here.
Hi how you doing show?
I'm busy harassing my friends to
go on Disney cruises with the
Intel.
Good.
It's not even work.
I'm getting orders and phone
calls.
Yeah, no, it's not work for me.
I'm just over here having a
great day.
The Black Inexperience Frankfurt
2026 Drew Estate and GRE trade
aimed to bring a new level of
energy and lifestyle driven
presentation to the German
premium cigar market while
redefining what a modern cigar
event can be.
Lovely two guys cigar from In
collaboration with Single Cast
Nation and Agronaurus Relief,
Cigars announces their fourth
single Cast Nation cigar
collaboration with Agronaurus
Relief.
They just collaboration project
the 5 1/2 by 50 features of
Crojo 99 rapper and Criojo
Criojo 99 and Crio Low 98
binder.
He goes on sale May 15th.
The project is always one of the
most challenging to execute,
said Terrence Riley, Agronos
release VP of sales and
marketing, said in the press
release.
Terrence Riley.
Terrence Riley, I don't have a
voice for him.
I really don't know what to do.
Giraffe sound.
Like I feel like you missed an
opportunity of like some kind of
one liner there.
Oh, with Terrence Riley.
Yeah.
I didn't read this to the end.
I needed one more story.
I didn't realize he was in
there.
I would have had something.
Baby giraffe.
Right, some about a baby giraffe
or something, right?
All right, it's time for the
industry's favorite game.
What the?
Score.
I just want everybody to know
we're at 55 minutes.
I only put one.
What's the score?
I'm getting pretty good at
setting these up to be.
That's like, you know what
you're doing.
Apparently.
Five days a week, you're locked
in.
A week?
You know when we do that, two
days, two shows in a day, it's
gonna be hard to do.
There's really not enough news
to do 2 shows at the same.
Time when we do what?
But we figure it out.
We did something we talked about
at the at the production meeting
that you don't go to.
Yeah.
Don't worry about.
It doesn't concern you.
We managed to figure it out
though.
Well, I figured it out, but
yeah.
We're doing 2 shows of that.
Don't worry, you'll get the
memo.
November 29th, 2022 Brooks
Whittington Cigars.
It's a Costa Rican cigar because
we're going to Costa Rican
themes because Mike Rosales is
making a cigar in Costa Rica,
right?
Apparently.
We heard about that.
Selected tobacco, Alfonso Extra
and nejo #3 OK.
Anybody ever even really even
heard of this?
Yeah.
OK.
And Alfonso?
Alfonso Yeah.
You want me to go first?
Yeah, you go first. 90.
Yeah, I was thinking like 89.
Alfonso X-ray and nejo #3 from
Costa Rica factory Tabaco de
Costa Rica.
The wrapper is a Connecticut
Ecuadorian Connecticut wrapper,
Ecuadorian Connecticut binder
filler.
Nicaraguan and Peru.
So 6 by 54.
A box of 25 is $999.75.
They smoked 3 cigars.
Oh, it's a regular production
cigar. 90.
It's Peruvian.
It's.
Peru, OH, where Greg will be
going soon to go up Machu
Picchu.
Shocker, it's.
Nice to be rich, isn't it?
He's not even a rich friend
because he never takes this.
Anymore.
No, no, Right.
It's my money.
Yeah.
He doesn't like to share.
No, we can come over, have
dinner.
No, no, we're busy.
I didn't say what day.
Doesn't matter where, it's over.
Did you say over there?
Feather Top.
Yeah, he didn't know.
And what did you say?
This is the second time. 90 OK.
Excellent construction across
all three cigars with ideal draw
resistance, thick smoke and burn
lines that finish close to razor
sharp. 90. 91.
The flavor progression was
strong and interesting, moving
from caramel sweetness to cedar
to lemongrass, then finishing
with rich peanut butter, cocoa,
Graham cracker and cedar the
lemon. 90. 91. 3rd glue.
The body and strength lagged
behind the flavor most of the
way, so smokers looking for a
fuller, more powerful experience
may find it lighter than
expected. 90. 91.
Final thought, let's get one
thing out of the way quickly.
Do it just under $40 each.
That is $999.75 for a box of 25.
The Alfonso Extra anejo #3 is an
expensive cigar.
With that said, it's also an
extremely rich, well balanced
and complex cigar full of
flavors of aromatic cigar,
cedar, lemongrass, peanut
butter, not to mention a
wonderful combination of white
pepper and creme brulee.
Sweetness on the retro hill.
In fact, just about the only
thing the cigar does not have is
any major amount of body or
strength, so those looking for a
punch to the gut need not apply.
In the end, the combination of
complexity, excellent
construction, balance, and
richness make the Alfonso X-ray
and I have #3 one of the best
cigars I have smoked this year,
and I'm already looking forward
to enjoying more of them. 1.
I'm going to I'm going to take a
shot here and I'm going to go
92. 93.
How are you getting these right
on the money?
I'm moving closer together
today.
In the, in the they're too.
Far covered in this stuff.
He was on his phone.
Yes.
Did she look and see if I can
see the?
Screen, I'm going to sit down in
your chair as soon as you get
up.
OK, that's fine.
He was on his phone talking to
his Disney friends, remember?
Yeah.
But I didn't said the name of
the cigar yet.
He might be able to see the
iPad.
Nope.
No, he's probably Brittany.
Brittany probably helps.
Him.
Isn't that good?
Does.
Brittany know.
He probably has her on
speakerphone on.
Mute.
Tell her on the morning Zoom
calls.
What cigar, by the way?
You know what cigar we're doing
today?
They probably got her on
speakerphone, she texted him.
When she calls and says there's
something that she's got to talk
to him about, she goes, it's not
it too.
I am honored, yeah.
I love the fact that you guys
think that I cheat.
No, it's just a good, it's just
a good storyline for the for the
show.
I love it.
All right, I got phone calls to
answer and I've got an order to
punch in, so let's wrap this
thing up.
OK.
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Thanks.
All right.
Bye Boop.
Show Notes
On today Show The Killer Cruise has spread to Europe…..Ice Agents Arrest Mickey Mouse! Chick fila doesnt really Mean Your pleasure, Rockville is backing Dayton and so are 160,000 fans! Then in Cigars Roma announces a new brand, Drew Estate is giving The Black Experience 2 guys gets a new cigar and a dose of what’s The Score!