ACHP Episode 527 Raw Street Power
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Welcome to A Cigar House for
podcast episode 527.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host.
We have no fill today.
He's out on the set of his new
movie where he plays a zombie in
love with another zombie, and
it's called Dead Inside Him.
So we have Mikey over there
pushing the buttons, trying to
prove that yes, a gorilla can
operate at the engineering
board.
Yes.
And then back with popular man
get in a day off from his Peru
mountain training.
Triple G is with us again today.
Peruvian mountain training.
Peruvian mountain training.
Love that for you.
That's very nice.
All right, on today's show, we
got to keep moving.
Another Hollywood actress goes
to only fans.
Apple settles for $250 million.
The FBI can't see me now.
And in Europe, it's a weird way
to tow a police car.
Wieners.
We got more wieners.
And then in cigars, 10% is not
legal in someone else.
Bands flavored cigars.
Then a brother against brother.
What's the score?
To see who mom loves best.
Oh, that's easy.
He wins.
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And I have a few comments for
you guys.
Let me see here, let me put this
on.
Let me put this on YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
OK, hold on one second.
What am I doing?
What's going on?
Not prepared again.
No, this is how I do this.
Maybe you should do it
differently.
No, I like doing it this way.
It's not good though.
It is.
It is good at Bryce Field 2489
to start the day.
Mikey showing his greatness for
what's the score?
Of course he picked that one
when he actually tries.
Yes, yes.
Oh, we'll see today.
You can't see this over here.
At all?
Yeah, who knows?
Who knows?
I can't see it regardless.
Yeah, OK.
OK, Texas southpaw says imagine
Matt Booth showing up with a
helicopter filled with Little
Debbie snacks in regards to the
new virus that we're dealing
with across the board.
If you've seen, it's all over
the news now.
Yes, we, we had it before.
It was a big story.
We broke.
We broke the story.
The virus.
Or the crew?
No, the cruise ship virus that's
killing people.
Oh.
Yeah, T Money says.
Tried to help Phil with with the
game weeks ago and he still
didn't listen.
Yes.
How did he do that?
It's not alive.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
And then I have Michael Z Cigar
Guy, 55, says Palmer was
probably talking about Beanie
Babies and and extending car
warranties.
Also, I don't I don't get that
one.
What was that one about?
I don't like not seeing you.
By the way, I.
Don't know, I like, I don't you
look at me also also by the way,
you have a contestant in your.
I know there's two, there's 30,
there's three, there's three.
I saw I I just saw Epicurean
smokes.
Oh no, there's three.
OK.
The Beanie Baby ones was one of
them.
Oh, maybe it was.
Yeah, OK.
And a very different show, much
closer to Half Baked.
Still no idea what kind of
legally questionable nonsense
happened in there at .4 speed
when you watch the blurriness.
So if you want to hear your
comment read aloud on the show
or the possibility of it
happening, just simply comment
below on this episode and we may
read it out loud.
And now we are on with the show.
You're going to be on two shows
in a row. 2 That's right.
Yeah.
Well, this one was not
scheduled, right?
I was.
I was told about this in the car
ride.
Over his movie came up all of a
sudden he had to go shoot today
so.
Dead inside me.
Dead inside me.
Dead inside me.
All right, now with the news.
My name is Earl star Jamie
Presley.
You guys know who she is?
The blonde.
The hot blonde.
Yeah, what else was she in?
She was in something else,
though.
But I don't know, I was reading
on, maybe they'll mention
something else, I have no idea.
She has started her Only Fans
page.
I've always believed in evolving
with the time.
Jamie Presley is the latest
Hollywood star to make the jump
to Only Fans.
The Actor's Page, a description
based content platform,
officially launched May 7th at
1:00 PM.
So let's see.
Presley said in a statement to
Variety decision to join Only
Fans.
This is another way for me to
connect directly with my
audience on my own terms with
creativity and intention.
I love meeting fans of various
comic cons and the excitement of
having those real face to face
moments made me want to seek
options like Only Fans.
Great.
Interesting.
Triple G Are you excited about
Jamie Presley's Only Fans?
No, I was looking around.
I'm not necessarily excited
about anybody's only fans.
What I find intriguing is, and I
thought I just looked it up,
she's a little older to be doing
this.
Yeah, she's 48, right?
I thought that that was about
how old she was being that, you
know, the show and the timeline.
But yeah, 48 years old.
What was the What's the apple
pie?
What was that movie?
American Pie.
American.
Pie.
Yeah, the girl that comes in and
gets him to be naked.
She did an Only Fans last week.
Yeah, she did.
Yeah, these two went on
Instagram and posed with
pictures together.
Like we're doing things
together, type stuff.
Yeah, the scratch that they can
take down is insane though.
The. 1st girl made over
$1,000,000 in seven days.
That's.
Wild.
That's wild.
She's doing adult type content,
nudity and stuff.
There's been no mention of Jamie
Presley is doing that.
She's mostly behind the scenes
and everyday life type stuff.
Wait wait wait, what else is
only fans for if not
pornography?
I don't understand.
There's all sorts of stuff on
there.
Really.
I mean, I've never seen any of
it.
I've never.
Been well, we had that brief
thing where we were looking at
it to be our Patreon source and
stuff.
So there is cooking shows,
there's DJs that do stuff.
Like they're cooking naked.
No, no, they're just cooking.
It's a cooking show.
Workout shows and stuff.
Palmer was showing his feet.
Yeah, I was showing my feet
trying to get me.
No one's showing my feet.
Yeah, yeah.
But you, this is definitely a
common trend you're starting to
see this with, you know, sub or
no mid 40s and above, like these
actors that are older that are
starting to do this.
This is the thing now.
It's quick money.
Why wouldn't you?
It's.
Quick, easy money and they have
complete control of whatever it
is they want to put up.
Chill the titty.
Right.
Who's the lady?
She was young.
She did the bug movie where the
bugs they were attacking bugs on
different planets.
She was the pilot of the ship.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starship Troopers.
Yeah, that girl, she's doing it,
and she does all sorts of adult
stuff with a daughter.
Another one that's got to be up
there in age.
Oh, she's got to be her child
around.
Denise.
Denise Richards.
Yeah, she was with Charlie
Sheen.
Yeah, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife.
Yeah, she started doing it like
last year.
I remember when they talked
about it on Housewife.
This is kind of wild, man.
What is going on?
Money.
Elizabeth earned more than 1.2
million and only fans in her
first seven days money.
That's crazy.
She told People magazine that
one of the reasons she has
pivoted to only fans was because
she was growing tired of working
in Hollywood, where other people
controlled the narrative and the
outcome of her career.
That's that's I mean, you know,
I guess more power to you I.
Mean if if you're an actress and
you've done a movie where you're
naked or show your boobs in the
movie, what difference does it
make?
Now everybody's seen them.
So if you can make $1,000,000 a
week.
Yeah, no, that's why I don't
necessarily disagree with it.
It's a lot of scratch.
That's a lot of money.
OK.
You know some sleazy producer
going, You know, come sit on the
couch with me.
The only way this is going to.
Work is if you meet me in my
room, right?
We need to go over the script.
My script.
I mean my penis.
Oh, allegedly my alleged.
Penis.
My alleged penis, Yeah.
Dead inside me.
Dead inside me that's also that
is Phil's only.
That's Phil's only, that's his
new only fans that he's going to
start behind the scenes of the
new zombie.
Movie zombie in love with
another zombie.
Where did you come up with that?
It's amazing.
Sometimes I get winners, he.
Micro doses in the mornings.
He's a micro doser.
So like you should start an only
fans.
For what?
You can flex and stuff.
No, I'm good.
Thanks.
Get Brittany to smear you with
cooking oil so you're all shiny.
I don't she doesn't like this
year.
I don't need another thing in my
life.
I'm good.
I'm at capacity.
Well, we can shoot it here while
you're working.
Just work top without no shirt
upstairs.
I'm at capacity.
I'm at capacity.
We're not multi.
While you're editing and doing
clips, you can be shirtless.
I'm no longer multitasking than
multitasking.
It's done.
It's I'm.
I'm done.
You've maxed out.
You're over the limit.
Yes, I have exceeded the time
limit.
Well, you know, it would be a
good way to make some money.
Tell me Apple is settling A
lawsuit for $250 million.
Wow.
Tuesday, Apple agreed to pay
$250 million to settle a class
action lawsuit that accused the
company of misleading customers
about the AI features that would
be available on the iPhone.
Oh, they tricked us.
It's the last year when they
came out of the iPhone, he said.
Everybody has an iPhone though,
so is everybody getting a check?
No, only if you have a certain
phone and bought it and during a
certain time.
So let's read on.
Read on.
Can I get like my $250 million?
See people who bought the iPhone
15 Pro Max or the iPhone 16
model in the US between June
10th, 2024 and March 29th, 2025.
Shakes out to about 37 million
eligible people or phones.
If you bought one of them,
you'll receive a letter or an
e-mail telling you how to file a
claim.
Expect 25 to $95 per phone.
I mean I was about to look to
see what phone this is but now I
just don't have the time I'm not
for. 25 bucks. $25 Why am I even
going to look?
That's fucking stupid.
Or possibly less, depending on.
Could be less.
In part on how many people file
the claims.
I'm pretty confident that this
phone actually falls in that
classification.
Of 15 or 16?
When did you get a new?
Phone I want to say like a year.
You had like a 10 or something?
No, no, no.
That was the last one.
The last one was old, but the
no, we re upped I want to say
like two or three years ago.
So that's appropriate time.
So they said there was an AI
infused version of Siri that was
promoted in a commercial
starting actor Bella Ramsey, but
failed to deliver on them when
the phone came out.
Interesting.
Though Apple has slowly rolled
out some AI features, is still
struggling in the AI race.
They're behind.
They're the last guys in the
line.
I think that's the AI thing that
I use sometimes when we're on
the show.
Like I hold the phone and I ask
the question and when I ask
like, what's a bear?
And you know what?
Oh, I figured you were talking
to Gronk or something.
No.
What do you call a group of
bears and and the group of bears
like?
Well, a group of pears is a
basket.
Oh, so that's just just Siri.
Yeah.
They're going to use Google
Gemini to power it's AI
upgrades.
That's interesting.
Isn't that Microsoft?
Yes, yeah, yeah.
Google, Google Gemini as
Microsoft There's Siri overhauls
delayed and they expect to have
it finally launched at the end
of this year.
We're working on that.
We're working on this.
We're going as fast as we can.
OK, so you're not going to file
is what you're saying?
No.
No.
For 25 bucks, no.
It could be less, it said.
Right.
Or yeah, I could get like $5.
Yeah, take me that long to
figure out how to do it.
Right.
The only ones that win are the
attorneys, right?
Yeah.
That's how that works.
That's how that works.
The system, you need the money
to make the money and then you
get to keep the money, you know?
Until somebody else takes your
money.
And then if you come across a
bigger guy, have more money and
they take them on.
There what is a group of bears
called?
It's called a sleuth.
Sleuth.
Yes, Sleuth.
Like like a detective.
Correct.
Yes, yeah.
A group of sloths are called a
cuddle.
That I knew.
I feel, you know, I like sloths.
Well, there's a couple available
still because the sloth world is
closed and they killed 52.
Yeah, they're dying off.
So do not say that to my wife.
We will have a sloth by the end
of this week.
Apparently this guy was not
allegedly not a nice person.
Oh, it just popped in my ear.
They did an autopsy on the last
one that died and basically he
was being fed the wrong food and
he had that cold thing.
He did have the virus, no?
No, no virus.
He was.
Whatever that cold stun that
they called it, he had that and
he was not being fed proper
sloth food so the guy knew
nothing.
That's amazing.
Right here, have a hamburger.
He'll be fine.
Just give him this cheeseburger
and we'll see how this goes.
Who knew lactose intolerant was
a sloth thing?
Yeah, OK.
So there isn't any more in the
guarded condition at the moment,
so.
So hopefully.
Maybe the last 11 will make it.
Hopefully they'll survive.
Hopefully.
Greg's on his phone.
You want to tell him about the
new shirt we're coming out with?
The new shirt.
The sloth shirt.
No, I don't know if I want to
come out with this last year.
That'd be awesome.
I designed the thing this
morning.
It's great.
All right, Apple is plugging the
security hole.
Another Apple story.
More Apple.
More.
Apple, well, you know, once you
go down that wormhole, you end
up with more stuff.
Didn't.
They fire Tim Cook recently, or
let him or didn't he retire?
He retired.
That's a nice way of saying
where you can.
Go.
That's what you're saying.
We pushed him out.
Yeah, 250 million, you're out of
here.
OK, anybody want to guess what
security hole they closed?
It's very well known.
Is the movie Dead Inside Me?
No.
They didn't close that hole.
That hole still wide.
Still wide open.
Greg, I have no idea.
You have no idea.
I'm going to guess and say I do
have no idea.
They plugged a hole that enables
FBI to access deleted signal
messages on your iPhone.
Oh, so the FBI could do this in
the past, but now they can't?
Now they can't with the new
security upgrade that's coming.
I believe it's next week.
Now they have to store them
before they're deleted and it's
very easy, they just push the
button.
Well, signal apparently some
type of texting service type
thing I think or.
Something that's what the
government uses and stuff.
OK, even if you had deleted the
app off your phone, they could
still get the messages off your
phone.
That's beautiful.
The FBI could.
Wow.
But Apple is releasing ISO 26.4
point 2A seemingly minor
security update for iPhone.
It turns out to patch a serious
security vulnerability that
allows the FBI to read sensitive
messages from the Signal Message
app even after the app has been
deleted.
Why is it that it's stating just
the FBI have the right exactly?
Like why is it so specific?
Why is it not like security
breach?
People can see this?
No, no, no, no one can see this
but the FBI.
We're specifically blocking the
FBI on your phone now.
Yeah, no, you know, here's why.
It's because the politicians all
use this crap, right?
This is what I think, at least.
And you know, somebody who
probably got caught with a hand
in the cookie jar and they're
like, hey, we got to shut this
down.
We can't let this happen
anymore.
Right, delete the app off your
phone.
That doesn't help.
Yeah, it's still there.
The the cookie jar.
What's that a metaphor for?
You know.
Yeah, zombie porn.
Exactly.
With the cookie jar porn, it's.
Somebody was sending Phil zombie
porn back and forth from the
government.
Yeah, and busted.
No, it's like, hey, we're going
to bomb Iran and they send this
text.
You know what I mean?
Like that's what happens.
And then it's and he's sending
you a picture of him doing, you
know, coke off of hookers
butters, right?
Right.
Right, sending pictures back.
In and it's pretty much
consecutive text.
It's like bombing Iran, Hooker.
All decided in the same moment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Exactly.
That's exactly.
That was, I mean bombing Iran.
They send a meme of him snorting
coke.
Bombing Iran Iran is the name of
the hooker.
Exactly.
That's exactly what's going on.
Exactly what happened, right?
Yeah, like that.
There was that one guy the he
got drunk at the bar or whatever
recently and they started
filming him when he started
giving out all the secrets.
He's.
Like, oh great.
Yeah, I know he was.
He was.
No.
Who killed John F Kennedy?
No, no, he was talking about,
you know, collateral damage in
war and stuff.
Well, you know, sometimes kids
die or something.
Whatever, he said.
I'm like, whoa, we don't.
Admit.
That stuff and you're out of
here, pal.
You got to pack it in.
Right.
And then Tim Cook got let go for
an apple.
Yeah, and then Tim Cook exactly
like, oh, guess what?
This is what?
Happened.
This is what happened, yeah.
Four O 4 Media reported that the
federal organization has
extracted the messages from
defendant's phone because the
system still contains copies of
the notifications that were
generated when the texts were
sent.
Boom, boom, Apple says.
Not today, not on my watch.
We will protect you politicians,
alleged politicians.
Alleged politicians Apple
doesn't specifically call out
the FBI incident, the
description in the company's
security note says.
Pete Hegs has called me and he's
got a problem with this.
Notifications marked for
deletion could be unexpectedly
retained on the device, the note
reads.
The updated fix a logging issue
with improved data reduction.
Shut it down.
Shut it, shut it down.
We're going way too fast.
That's OK.
All right, now a little
international news.
A man uses his penis to pull a
police car down the street.
To pull what?
Police car A.
Police car.
Police car OK.
I That's the word I heard.
I didn't hear police car.
Oh, to raise awareness for
prostate cancer.
Oh, this is a thing.
That's like a stunt thing.
Oh.
OK, shouldn't he be pulling it
with his asshole?
I.
Mean, you know, I was thinking
the same thing.
It's not really connected.
Should just be anal beads
attached to the police.
Car stuck something in and
wrapped it around his prostate.
Yeah, yeah.
A wacky, strong man believes
that he's become the first
person in the world to pull a
car with his penis.
Not true, been done many.
While on fire.
OK, that might be a first time.
The car, not his penis.
No, I really wanted the flaming
penis.
Well, I'm sure it felt like it
after he got done.
And he insists the fantastic
phallic stunt was a bid to raise
awareness for prostate cancer.
This.
Is definitely an adult shell,
that's for sure.
John, this is news.
I know this was on CNN.
John Stevenson, 50, hauled A2
ton French police car.
They're smaller, the French
police.
Car a little one. 131 feet along
a residential St. using his
manhood after being set ablaze.
I'm cringing right now.
Now, maybe he was on fire.
It's hard to tell at this point.
John is French.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, the French.
Car.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you put two and two
together.
The French police car, it's in
France.
He's got to be French.
He completed the bizarre
challenge in Halifax, West
Yorkshire, England.
England.
Oh, I mean, it's close.
He's.
Actually Scottish.
It's like it's like an hour away
by training, no big deal.
Oh, because, you know, he's been
there, Michael.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a he's a world.
Traveler very outdoorsy, going
to climb a mountain Climb a
mountain on the side of a
mountain in Peru on April 30th
is baffled.
Residents watched on using a tow
rope attached to his penis.
He had a sock over it.
There was a video, so we put a
sock over it, tied the rope
around the sock so you couldn't
actually see it except you
could, you know, tell.
It was the sock on fire.
Have we determined if it's the
sock or the I?
Saw no fire in the in the photos
and stuff.
And you spent some time with it
then?
Well, I had to as.
Close as possible.
Stevenson was able to pull the
Renault Cee Lo Rs along the road
and despite admitting it hurt
quite a bit, I'm.
Sure it did.
The dad said everything was
still intact.
The martial arts expert and
former bare knuckle fighter had
previously hit the headline for
pulling a car using his
testicles.
This is.
Ridiculous, man.
He's just got to get a job.
We need, we need to, we need to
move off of the story already.
I'm a Lord.
Let me ask you, Greg, were you
going to fall as spirit when you
were going to Peru?
No.
No, no, no.
He's trying to change the topic
off of the testicles.
Michael, I have a rope outside.
We're going to see if you can
beat him.
I could easily beat that man,
but I'm not stupid.
We're going to tie it to your
testicles and penis at the same
time.
I figured that's not been done.
And then set something on fire.
Set something on fire, possibly
your shoes.
How about we do this, How about
we just go outside and you just
set me on fire, I'll be OK, OK,
That I don't need any type of
protective, just douse me and
and set me on fire.
OK, That's that's my current
tempo for today.
OK.
OK, when he did the testicles,
his head was on fire.
They're not specifying.
Not moving on.
This doesn't help at all, so.
It was on.
Fire what's up?
Perfect.
He's a big men's health guy that
was to do health issues too.
That was for testicular cancer.
And we're going to turn off this
recording in a second shut.
This down.
There's a really good.
Quote Listen, I don't care.
I don't care.
I'll do a voice.
I'll do a voice.
OK, fine.
I've pulled a car with my
testicles before and I pulled a
car on fire, so though why not
combine both but this time do it
with my penis and the painter
and decorate.
I won't lie, it did hurt quite a
bit, he said.
But my mind was focused on being
on fire and just plowed on and
pulled it for around 40.
Minutes.
So, Greg, he's English.
He's apparently not French.
Well.
He's English, Palmer's
interpretation of it.
He's he's English.
I, I, I'm still going with these
French.
Yeah.
I doubt most of I can't do
French.
Yeah, I know you can't do.
French I can't do.
It I've already done the other.
We get it.
OK, We're we're next story.
All right, hold on.
I got to get through.
It man, I really wanted to see
this.
Was a long story for the day.
Finale of that one it was.
I went so well.
I have a video and stuff too.
OK, we'll get to it.
All right, if I can stretch
this, another 10 minutes of
stories and we're good.
Police are now investigating
after a bull burglary burglary a
theft at University High School
early Thursday morning,
according to the Orange City
Police Department and.
Orange City, that's right up the
street from here.
Yes, University right over there
off of 1792.
Police said the two unidentified
white males were seen jumping
the fence near the gymnasium and
Building 4 around one O 7:00 AM.
What did they steal?
Oh, good question.
French police car?
No, no.
Basketballs.
OK, tell you what, there are
three things I will accept.
Any one of the three is a
winning answer, and then I will
tell you what they were.
Computers.
No, Michael.
What did they steal?
I would say mufflers. $50.00
worth of lanyards for.
One building.
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
$50.00 worth of lanyards.
The thing that goes around your
neck.
Yeah, the school makes the kids
wear those with ID cards on
them, so if they steal them,
they can resell them and they
can probably.
Oh, it's racket.
What?
Black market lanyards.
OK.
You can get them in China.
Give me the other two things
acceptable.
Then they entered a second
classroom and stole
miscellaneous food items.
But they also stole 100 hot
dogs.
They stole.
And ice cream.
Were the hot dogs in the
classroom?
Yes.
Why were there food items in the
classroom?
I don't own a science classroom.
Well it's it's a high school so
possibly it could have been a
home EC type thing or something.
They have a culinary class.
All right, I'll buy that.
All right.
But I don't know, hot dogs and
ice cream some more like a maybe
the pregnancy class.
Definitely odd.
Valid approximately $60.00 In
addition to suspects took an
Allen wrench set from a desk in
the hallway.
How random?
Yeah, just one Allen wrench.
Wait, how did they determine
that the Allen wrench set was
missing?
Like.
You get to work.
You open up the drawer.
Yeah, but like somebody's going
through taking inventory.
Like I've got like 6 Allen
wrench sets.
Like if I had one missing,
there's no way.
I would know that.
What if you only had one though?
I highly doubt there's only one
Allen wrench set at that school.
But they took it out of a desk
in the hallway, so it was
somebody's.
Very specific.
Somebody stole my.
Allen You know, I'm willing to
bet that Sue lost that Allen
wrench set like six months ago
and she's blaming the perps.
Yeah, it could be.
You're not good.
You're not gonna fucking believe
this.
It's a perfect.
Cover to cover her ass they.
They took the Allen wrench.
Like when your house burns down
and you go They stole my hope
diamond.
Right, exactly that Mon.
Elise is gone.
That Mon Elise Faberge egg is
gone.
It's so terrible.
I'm not gonna believe.
It my Ferrari burned up in the
garage and.
Because all of those things are
about the equivalently price for
a set amount, of course, yeah.
It's a government Allen wrench.
Who knows what it cost?
That tracks costly.
Yeah.
Costed.
Stoled.
Stoled.
Stoled's the word in the
article.
Stoled stole you, said Stoled.
Stolen you couldn't say any word
right two episodes ago so you.
That was 2 episodes ago, that
was then, this is now.
What have you done for me?
Your rage is going today.
My rage is going.
I'm running on no sleep.
Why police look into the
incident?
Anyone with information
regarding the suspects
identities or the hot dogs or
the ice cream contact or in city
police.
Department.
Oh my, they didn't catch the
bandits.
No, no.
Two unidentified white males.
Sadly for me, I'm here to to
unwind.
That's the level of my life.
He's still talking about him.
We thought we were talking about
the hot dogs and the Allen.
Rashes then.
Thank you so much.
We can talk about the guy with
the flaming.
Penis Thank you for letting me
reflect well myself.
I wonder if it's longer now.
It's got to be, Yeah, it's.
Broken is what it.
Is 0.
You got to have that rupture
thing, Yeah, where the blood
vessels rupture and then all of
a sudden it goes.
Oh my God, stop talking about
it.
All right, Michael, you got a
video for us today.
Dude, I have a couple, I don't
know which which which direction
to go here we can go.
Well, let's just pick one, OK,
the shortest one.
Well, we said we need, we have
time.
I got, I got a kid.
I got a kid that there are two
that are really one's funny.
I'm going to give you one that's
funny, and then I'm going to
send you the other one
afterwards too.
Got a video of somebody selling
hot dogs and Allen wrenches on
Facebook and lanyards.
Lanyards.
I do do do do do do do do do do.
Like there's surveillance at the
school.
I don't.
I don't understand how they
don't.
Well, they they have the video,
they have them on video jumping
over the fence and stuff, but.
So no mufflers then?
They don't have mufflers.
No mufflers.
Nothing of value.
Other than that, no, no auto
shop.
OK, pencils.
Oh, my brother just sent me
something.
Yes, indeed I did.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Go ahead.
Man, Tin Man, that's a dinosaur.
You know what else they laid?
Eggs.
Eggs.
You know what didn't exist
around the time of the
dinosaurs?
Chicken, you know it did eggs.
Eggs existed way longer the
chickens.
It's a dumb argument.
Oh, is that what came first, the
chicken or the egg man?
I thought that was great.
It is funny.
OK, well you guys were not that
was not well received that did
not go was the way that I
thought.
Well, it's, you know, you had to
think about it.
Why does the guy look like he
just got out of bed?
Because he did.
He legit just got out of bed.
I got to tell you, I saw this
guy and I wish it wasn't a
three-part reel, but it was
absolutely amazing.
He broke down.
Why?
The genie in Aladdin was a
complete asshole.
Never gave a wish to Aladdin.
He did.
You saw.
You seen this?
No, that was a guess.
Yeah, that's exactly what it
was.
That was exactly what it was.
That was exactly what happened.
The genie didn't give Aladdin A
wish.
No, he didn't give Aladdin A
wish and it's ridiculous.
And when he when he explained it
to me, I was like, son of a
bitch.
He's right.
This guy got screwed.
Didn't he wish for stuff?
Well, first of all, well so the
first, the first one was it was
a trick he tricked, he tricked
the genie into letting him get
him out of the cable wonders.
So that wasn't a wish.
The second wish was he wished
for him to be a Prince, but he
wasn't.
He didn't become a Prince.
He was just acting like a
Prince.
So so the genie half assed it
right.
And then the the so that was the
first one.
The second one was when he was
unconscious underwater.
He just saved his life.
He didn't get a wish, so he got
robbed of that one too.
Meanwhile, when Jafar takes
over, he becomes this almighty
sorcerer.
All of these things happen.
He becomes like the the the
Sultan and all this other crap.
And I'm like, man, this guy does
look like he just got out of
bed, but he's making a lot of
sense.
It was the only thing I was
thinking of.
I'm like, you know, total
disrespect.
I don't like the genie anymore.
Now, I'm not a fan of Aladdin.
Oh, Robin Williams, bro.
I mean it.
Was a great international news
story of the guy pulling the car
with his penis is not
acceptable, but this is.
Yes, it's OK.
Yeah.
Cartoons is fine.
Yes, yeah, that's correct.
That's what he wants.
Correct, because I'm not talking
about another man's genitals.
I know that that's something
that you like.
It was news.
The man's trying to promote
knowledge for prostate.
Cancer is there?
Is there something involving a
man's groin?
Let me see here.
Cuz Michael loves these.
I'm going to make this a high
topic.
So what you're saying is like
when he prepares these stories,
you think he just Google
searches penis and whatever
first comes up, that's what
he's?
Going to be correct.
That is correct.
Got it.
Wait till you see the graphic
for the show.
It's going to be amazing.
Can't wait.
You're going to be pulling a
car.
Nice.
I couldn't put us in in Mickey
and Disney outfits today because
the ChatGPT said that.
Was cross said no.
And by the way you got the story
wrong.
The the the story was about sex
predators, not ice.
I just no, it was ice.
I saw the pictures, there was
two different cruise ship
things.
There's 2 Disney.
There's a lot of There's a
corruption in Disney well.
Apparently they're cracking down
on Disney.
And I guess as they should if
there's ice going on and
there's.
Right.
Illegal people.
I mean the bigger the bigger
issues the the child
pornography.
Well, I would I would agree,
yes.
I mean that's have.
You seen all the videos about
the cruise ship thing people are
demanding or the the death
cruise ship people are demanding
that they just sink it to blow
it up.
Oh my God, it's too late.
They're.
Already going.
I'm not going through this
again.
Blow up the boat.
That's ridiculous.
Where's your humanitarianism?
I did send you another video
that I thought was wild.
We're doing 2 videos, yes, where
we we've already crossed the
thing.
No, no.
How do you know we've crossed
the thing?
'Cause I'm looking at the timer.
You started the timer, Greg did.
That's my job when I'm sitting
in this show, He.
Knows.
He's done the show enough.
Now he knows how to no.
Boy triple.
G Start the timer.
Is this shot with your
metaglest?
No.
So this is the kid that he was
doing wheelies in the
neighborhood.
That was fine because you don't
have any.
Authority to do.
Anything.
You want to make a bet.
Get your hands off of him.
Get your hands off of him.
Guy took his phone.
The kids bigger than the guy.
Like that's a problem.
So that was not his child?
No, that was random child.
Correct.
I mean, first of all, the guy's
already breaking laws.
He's a full grown adult riding a
bicycle with both knee pads,
elbow pads.
I mean like, what are we doing
here, dude?
Yeah, he's being very safe.
That's why that was so.
OK.
So I was going to ask you first
of all, like, is this guy
completely out of line?
Yeah.
Totally.
Why can't the kid do wheelies on
the street?
Right.
And then and then other other
adults are around them and
they're recording this whole
thing like no one's de
escalating this.
Yeah, no one.
Well, there there's that one guy
who helps the kid up off the
ground and tries to get the kid
off the other guy's back off the
man's back.
I'm keeping the kid on the back
and I'm and I'm teeing off on
the guy.
Well, I was just taking the.
Phone got protective gear.
He's got the blue helmet.
He's got the helmet and the knee
pads and the elbow pads.
The blue helmet demands.
The actually riot gear, it's
like you're going up against an
officer, you know, just minus
the baton.
I'm going to go after this kid
in a wheelie, I mean.
The kid, you take a fall, as
soon as he grabs for you, you
just lay the bike down and start
screaming.
The man pushed me down.
And then you took his.
And then you took his phone.
And he stole my phone.
I mean, what are we doing to
these kids?
Are we what?
We've lost our mind.
This happened in Florida, by the
way.
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
Saw the palm trees, Yeah.
And from what I understand from
what I read, apparently the the
adult is going to be facing
felony charges.
He should, yeah.
Yeah, you should.
Unbelievable man.
So is it 1 count for the knee
pads?
Another count for the elbow
pads?
I.
Don't know.
I think I'd have to look again,
but I know there was something.
He threw a water bottle at this
kid.
Yeah, Yeah.
Which is?
That's assault.
Yeah, which is ridiculous.
And then he stole his phone.
Over $500 is a felony.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, felony theft.
I mean ridiculous.
Totally wrong.
They'll add something in there
about assault on a child under
the age of.
Yeah, you know, I I know that
everybody says something about
the kids, like the kids, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Kids on these days he's.
Just doing wheelies on his bike.
Yeah, yeah, for, I mean the kids
outside.
But let's let's embrace that.
All right, yeah, you could be
doing wheelies on his video.
Game, right?
Hey, let's build a ramp for this
fucking kid.
I mean, what are we doing?
Let's not get carried.
Away.
Why not?
Because then they might get
hurt.
He didn't have the knee pads and
stuff.
You know what?
Listen, we're going.
We're you're aiming for scrapes
and bruises.
You're not aiming for scars.
That's that's how you raise.
That's how you raise a kid.
You don't you want them to be,
you want you want them to have
some experiences.
You want them to have, you know,
a scrape me.
You want them to have those
types of interactions.
You don't want them damaged, you
know, mentally or physically
that that's what this is about.
So I have a problem with a
parent like I like I questioned
that generation, whatever that
whatever generation that guy
comes from is where I'm like,
this is where we went wrong.
Clearly in a blue helmet.
The fact that they sell a blue
helmet isn't isn't.
His whole outfit was colored,
colored coded.
I mean, everything was blue.
I'm suing the company.
Like he thinks he's the HOA
police or.
Something.
Yeah, it's wild all.
Right when you do that next to
your microphone, it's very.
I'm done.
It's lit.
We're good.
Yeah, Greg.
Ridiculous.
Oh, by the way, we're 32 minutes
in.
We have 7 minutes to conclude
this show.
Yeah, well, guess I got news for
you, buddy.
We're in the bathroom.
We're in the bathroom, the shop
opens in 7 minutes.
We're taking the only three
people a year.
I have an unboxing.
We're taking, we're taking a
poop break.
Yeah, well, you know, the shop
funds things.
Well, guess what?
You know what?
When you're important, they'll
wait for you.
I don't.
Know I was sent a package.
You were sent a package.
From 14 knives.
Oh, how nice.
Dude, I'm glad that you're
struggling to open it.
Oh look, Michael, I got a knife
too.
You're an asshole.
Why is he an asshole?
Because I got a knife from PCA.
I'm aware.
From 13 Knives yeah and what
he's doing right now is he
ordered a knife on Amazon
because.
He I did not.
They sent it to me.
No, they did not send him
anything.
Oh, this is nice.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I'm not.
I'm not you, the camera.
I got it.
I have a knife.
You want you want a knife, you
got to get over with a knife.
It's all taped and ramped up.
Yeah, it looks great.
I'm just.
Oh, look, from 14 Cigars, it's
got a leather case.
It fits on your belt.
And look at this.
This is nice.
Oh, can you see it?
Is this?
Oh, mine's bigger.
Oh, yours is?
No, that's stupid looking.
Mine's bigger.
That's not even cool.
How is that stupid?
That's not even cool.
And mine has a holder too.
That's lame.
With a belt clip.
It's lame.
You're a horrible person.
I hope you're rot in hell.
Wow, wow.
Well, very heavy.
Dan Marino should die of
gonorrhea and rot in hell.
What are you doing, Greg, with
your phone?
Well, I was helping Palmer, my
friend, because.
Well, Robert's my friend.
Because he's my friend, Robert
and I.
Look, it's nice got a little
belt clip and.
Everything I got news for you.
Robert, thank you. 14 Knives.
Robert and I from 13 Knives,
we're going to build our own
podcast.
You're out.
You're done.
You don't know how to work the
gear.
I do now.
You don't.
I'll I'll figure it out.
Now you own it.
So Robert, you're going to have
to learn how to edit podcast.
You're going to have to learn
how to hook up equipment.
I'll teach you, Robert.
Apparently going to have to open
the store because we're opening
in 5 minutes.
Don't.
Worry about it?
No.
All right, on the cigar news.
I got news for you, Craig.
You're going to be about 15
minutes late for opening the
store.
There'll be nobody up there.
Yeah, it's fine.
Trade court rules Trump's 10%
tariffs are illegal.
Glad you're getting to this.
Yeah, this is it just came out
yesterday.
Yeah, no, I'm glad that you
covered it.
The current 10% tariffs that the
Trump administration introduced
in February have been ruled
illegal.
Illegal.
In a 2 to 1 ruling, So what?
There's only three guys.
Yep, just the three.
Court of International Trade
ruled the Section 122 tariffs
that are currently in place are
illegal.
These tariffs were introduced
shortly after the Supreme Court
ruled that Donald Trump lacked
the what?
They call them Donald for the
lack.
Well, I know, but that's not
normally how they refer to the
president.
So it's like a sideways insult,
is what you're saying?
I get it.
Yeah, rather than going
President Trump, right.
Yeah, that's nice.
Lack the authority to introduce.
His sweeping April 2025
terrorist scheme, which had also
been struck down by multiple
lower courts.
So this is going to add to the.
Funds now because what was the
original #300 and some odd
billion put that knife.
Down I put it.
I didn't think the audio
anything I want.
That's funny.
What's funny?
Knives are.
Foreclosures.
Who put that knife down?
Go.
Ahead.
OK.
So so.
So what happens?
So here's here.
So Greg, I got a question for
you because this is kind of
interesting because we're about
to receive some serious product
here.
We got some stuff coming in here
and we were anticipating that
10% tariff, right?
Yes.
Do you think we're still going
to have to pay that 10% tariff?
So it's.
Possible that we don't, for one.
For two, what most likely will
happen is it could hang up the
transport, right, because the
people don't know what to put on
the paperwork when it comes to
the importation.
So it may take a little bit more
time for us to receive our
products.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
So what do we charge I?
Don't know.
What do we charge?
Well, well, this has happened
before.
Because the tariffs have changed
so sporadically 181510 right?
You know, they they don't know
what to do.
Take the lowest one, but.
Again, if.
If this is going to wind up
unfolding the same way that the
prior ones did, there's now an
additional 10% that's going to
be added to that massive fund
for these big corporations to
wind up getting a check back.
Alleged check.
You're not getting that check.
Back they have set up that
website where.
You can, yeah.
No, that's that's.
Well, it's a process.
Oh, I'm sure, right.
It it takes probably months
before you actually get a check.
I'm sure there's probably
paperwork you have to supply.
That you probably can't get.
It does.
Exist.
But the problem is it's the
importers that are going to be
filing the paperwork and then
it's going to be on them whether
or not they redistribute those
funds to the companies that
actually paid it.
And then again, I mean, I said
this before, realistically it's
the people that paid it and
those funds are not going back
to the people.
It's not, it's not.
I heard a rumour.
I don't know.
I was.
Supposed to talk about this but
I'm just saying.
Anyways, I heard a rumour that
somebody went into a cigar shop
in California and forced the UTL
rule against a retailer and said
anything that's not in the
registry it has to be taken down
or there's going to be fines and
made like just some random
person.
No, no, this is like a person
that works.
For California, this is
allegedly this is what I heard
this person that works for the
Yeah.
Whatever it is.
So there's no pathway to
correct.
Any of this, however, somebody
just went in and enforced it.
That's not he'd have to.
Flash a badge or something.
So he obviously had a badge.
Palmer Well, we don't know that
you didn't come in.
Story he didn't come and.
Say I'm Woody from Toy Story.
He went in.
He couldn't come in and go.
I.
Am Woody with the Department of
UTL.
What's better is.
If it's an ATF agent dressed as
Woody, like he's got the badge
and the hat, you know the guy
just took the cigars.
Do you know how you counter
that?
You come in Buzz Lightyear,
baby.
That's right.
That's right.
Hold on.
I have a buzz.
Lightyear suit in the back.
There you go.
Well, if that if that is true.
You are correct.
That's a tremendous problem.
Yeah.
Like the regulation in general
is just the big.
Issue at this point, right?
You know, even if we're
deregulating, we can't even
figure that out.
Like what are we doing?
It just makes no sense to me.
Well, the Trump administration.
Announced that it would enact
tariffs under Section 122 of the
US Trade Act of 1974, which
allows the President to enact
tariffs without congressional
approval under certain
conditions, and most notably on
a temporary basis without
intervention from Congress.
The Section 122 tariff would
expire on July 24th, though
following today's ruling it will
need further court ruling to
remain in effect.
So.
Well, if if the way that.
That reads, there will not be a
10% on our next allocation.
Well, that's what you hoped for.
You know, yeah, that's what you
hoped for.
So OK, well, hey, that's maybe
that's good news.
Who knows?
Sometimes it may be good.
The Trump administration.
Justification that the tariffs
were necessary to deal with a
trade imbalance did not meet the
conditions needed for the
emergency action.
Right, Like well.
There's.
Arguing the fact that, you know,
the budget crisis is not, that
was something that you can deem
right, That's not one of the
things.
On the list, Donald, let me see.
Budget Crisis Budget.
Crisis.
Budget crisis.
No, no, no.
Budget crisis.
I don't see it here, Donald.
Was it on your copy?
No.
It's President Trump.
You.
Be you, be respectful.
They're calling him Donald.
I'm.
Being the bad guys or the good
guys, whichever way works.
I don't know people.
You're not bad or good, you're
just being disrespectful.
That's the difference.
Be a.
So this guy in England?
Greg pulled a car with his penis
and one of the heads was on
fire.
I'm not sure which one.
What's he doing now?
I'm.
Taking a photo of the mess.
Of his feet.
It was beautiful.
I can add that to the.
Footage There you go.
Oregon Supreme Court upholds
Washington County's flavored
tobacco ban.
Oh boy, the.
Oregon Supreme.
Court was held upheld Washington
County's 20210 It's been for
four years, five years ban on
flavored tobacco more than AG
natural.
More than five years.
AGO, the Washington County Board
of Commissioners passed a law
that banned the sale of flavored
tobacco and vaping products in
the county, which is located
just northwest of downtown
Portland.
So they backed it, they said
it's OK.
They backed it up, said it's OK.
This then came a legal
challenge.
Schwartz versus Washington
County.
The lawsuit was centered around.
Whether SB-587-A state law that
created tobacco licensing scheme
preempted WCO 878, the county's
law banning the sale of flavored
tobacco products.
In September, Judge.
Andrew Irwin found that it was
determined that SB 587 did not
allow for local governments to
outright ban the sale of
products.
OK, rather.
It created requirements.
For licensing for the sale of
those products.
So I'm confused.
So does.
This mean that it's I read it.
I'm confused.
Yeah.
So it's a lot of numbers.
Is the law in effect and it's
backed up so now you can't.
Flavored cigars still bad in
whatever state you just said
Oregon or whatever.
All right, the core of the
argument.
Is whether by creating the
statewide licensing scheme, the
Oregon legislation intended to
grant a license to retailers to
sell all forms of tobacco and
nicotine products?
Ah, OK.
So the original one said we have
a license here, you can sell any
form of tobacco you want.
Second law came out and said no,
no, you can't sell this type of
tobacco product.
Got it.
So the first one supersedes the
second one.
OK, so.
Flavored.
OK.
Yeah, as far as.
I can tell.
OK, so we have no idea.
Craig, did you get anything,
anything from that?
No, I've been watching cartoon.
Network on my phone for the past
five minutes.
OK, perfect, perfect.
He's watching the cameras
upstairs.
He's freaking out the.
Store.
Opened 5 minutes ago.
Is the store open?
Oh.
God, I really.
Need my cigar.
I really need my cigar.
I'm going to go next door.
And get a vape yeah this is
where I.
Start sucking on pouches.
OK, all right, time for the.
Industry's favorite game?
Brother against brother to see
who mom likes best.
What's the score?
Good job, Triple G February.
10th 2017 Brooked Whittington
cigars Lost and found Review the
Diet Pepper cream soda cigar OK.
Diet Pepper.
Did I say doctor diet?
Pepper Diet.
Pepper Brooks.
Cream soda.
I'm going to say 90.
Ah, that's got three through the
roof because.
You have no idea anything in
that goes on in the cigar
industry, and so I figured I'd
give it a high number.
Just kind of fuck with you.
I'm going to go 82.
Diet pepper cream.
Soda from they're not saying,
they're not saying what factory,
they're not saying the wrapper,
the binder, the filler, but they
are saying it is a 5 by 52 Bella
Coastal.
It's a $10 cigar release date
2016.
They smoked 389.
Sticking with 82.
Extra clue number one.
Excellent.
Construction across the board,
draw, burn and smoke production.
We're all consistently strong,
making for a smooth and
effortless smoking experience.
Wow.
It's a great cigar.
We should carry these. 90. 88.
Clue #2 the flavor.
Profile evolves nicely after the
opening transition into a
balanced mix of creamy almonds,
cocoa, coffee, a unique popcorn
note with a pleasant honey
sweetness on the retro hill
adding depth. 9088.
Third clue.
The cigar starts off with a
harsh sourness and dominant
earth leather that nearly
overwhelms a profile early on,
which may turn off some smokers
before it settles down. 89
sticking.
With 88.
Final thought after.
A bit of rough start on all
three samples to varying
degrees.
The profile of the diet pepper
cream soda becomes nicely
complex, albeit obviously well
aged and somewhat lacking in
distinctness.
However, the best part about the
cigar is deconstruction, which
is quite literally one of the
best I've seen in at least a
year, with the burn on each
sample never given me an issue
and an excellent draw each after
each Dickman cut.
In the end, while the sourness.
In the beginning was definitely
an issue and flavors became a
bit muddled at times.
The diet pepper cream sodas,
easy to smoke, easy to enjoy,
with a profile that is easily
kept me interested and sometimes
that is more than enough. 899089
Michael Said 89.
You said 90.
Yes, you went the right way.
The score is 8888I win.
I win again.
We're heading.
Supreme.
I have another one.
I don't know, I just did the
one.
There there's a customer at the.
Door.
OK, what's his name?
Hard to tell.
All right.
Do you want you want to go get
them real?
Quick, would that make you feel
better?
No.
I mean, well, we can.
We can end the show now.
No, go ahead, do the last one.
Want to do another one?
Yeah.
All right, no.
Let's call.
It you're right.
Let's close this out.
Let's close this out.
Good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.
This is going to be awesome.
Here's what.
We're going to do.
Tell me I'm going.
To tell you right now who?
Is it?
Hang on.
You've gotten closer to the
screen I.
Know I'm sorry, I'll back up,
back up.
Now your head's.
Off you guys can hear this right
you.
Got a Bluetooth?
What's going on here?
I don't know what's going on.
Come on, I'm.
Using the impromptu here.
Hey, top of the.
Morning to you, top of the
morning to you as.
Well, how are you?
Sir, I'm fucking.
Peachy.
What are you doing?
I'm.
Standing.
In front of your door.
Art What?
You're at.
Are you at the?
Shop Yeah, do you need?
Cigars.
No, I come down here to.
Harass you?
Yeah, I need cigars.
Well.
Why didn't they let you in?
Is the door locked?
I didn't hear.
You what?
Is the door locked?
Yes, it.
Is and no lights.
Are on Oh, this is not good, no.
Lights are on.
This is, yeah, yeah, it is a
little slim there.
And and and and since he's
usually here on Fridays.
Yeah.
Who?
Doug, I don't know who, he said.
All right, I I will, I will be
up momentarily to open the door.
All right, Well, what do you?
Mean up, are you?
Down below I am.
Oh my God, and.
You're another one that's hiding
from me.
You know you're going to get.
Extra shit.
From from me now.
Of course I'll.
I'll be here all.
Right.
See you shortly.
Bye.
Get out bombs.
Get.
Out bombs.
Get the fuck out, Bob.
Is at the door wanting a cigars.
All right.
Well, hey, thank you very much,
everybody.
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right.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Yeah, you'll get to show you.
Show Notes
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