ACHP Episode 537 Self Pleasure Break
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Action.
Welcome to the Cranky Show
today.
Episode.
Welcome to a cigars or podcast
episode 537.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host in an
engine in engineering.
Today we have Phil.
I hate Greg.
I could have been here
yesterday, Mcguffey.
There he is.
There is my Co host Mikey T
money.
I apologize, I still didn't
bring your gift to the.
Show I still haven't brought it.
What step on cabbage?
Yeah, that's it.
I'm going to ask Brittany to put
it in your bag.
Yeah, because you did say the
other day like 2 days ago you're
like, no, don't call Brittany.
No, no, I'll bring it.
I'll have it.
It'll be done.
And here we are next week.
Now it's Tuesday.
I don't.
Want to hear it from you?
On today's show, New Mexico may
be toxic.
Spain is.
What are you doing?
Oh, that's what are you smoking?
What are you smoking, Marifel?
Marifel, Spain is so relaxing.
Oh, fire.
Fire isn't the normal chant at a
concert.
Really.
How much coffee is too much?
A lot.
And then we have a story that
hits a little close to home.
Then in cigars we have some new
stuff.
And finally a What's the score?
But before we get started,
Michael, how do we get some of
that chapter pod swag now that
the website's back up after we
didn't know it was down?
It wasn't down, it was just a.
Oh, just a glitch, like
everything else around here
glitching.
Glitch in the matrix.
Glitchy, glitchy.
Everything's glitching,
everything's flooded.
For starters, like and
subscribe, We're reviewing and
listening to this podcast Hit it
thought.
That was the new thing he wanted
to do.
We're just going to start
singing.
Right.
Yeah, we're going.
To cigars or podcast karaoke.
Oh, we're infringing.
We are now accepting pre-orders
on the BDP 4th of July Palmer
shirt.
Somebody should have got ordered
one.
They told me they were.
Yeah, so shout out, shout out to
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Hoffman, Travis Peterson, Corey
Davis, Julian Gordon, Paul
Carlson.
Michael, I'm going to destroy
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Zakovic, Zakovic, Zakovic.
Yeah, I believe that he is on
YouTube.
He must be Michael Z cigar guy.
Oh, and Matthew Brugger.
Yeah, there's my man we.
Appreciate all of you guys.
I mean, you're all my man, but
he just smoked to BDP and said
he was getting the fanboy
T-shirt.
Nice.
Yeah, we appreciate all your
support.
Those are all the pre-orders.
Yep.
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You guys are ahead of the curve.
Nicely done.
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I got left out.
Some some some comments.
We didn't we didn't set that up
beforehand.
And the no.
That's what we do.
We just the.
Production meeting that boots
again there's Phil did not again
show up for.
Yeah, yeah.
Where were you?
I even texted production show
we're.
Having a busy day?
Too busy for the production?
Get into some comments.
This is so hilarious for me.
I love this comment.
And before you read it, I have
been watching the clips and, you
know, looking at the YouTube
stuff, I have been seeing some
of the comments and they are, I
mean, listen, everybody's great,
man.
These movie posters, I mean,
yeah, everything.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
Ruckus Unchained.
Oh, your mom.
Oh, your mom.
AKA my mom.
Your mom.
Commented.
How nice.
Why does Triple G have a wall
full of retired hammers?
Why does Triple G have all these
hammers?
See.
Well, this is how you know.
Obviously, ruckus on Jane is not
my mother.
Well, no, your mother doesn't
know.
Yeah, she just doesn't.
Know.
She just doesn't know.
She has no idea.
And how all these?
Hammers on the wall.
And how would Ruckus know would
be in the house?
Yeah.
His mom was just here.
Yeah, she probably.
She's probably never thought to
ask.
Now this is her upper Dick.
Right sticker.
OK, so when my father.
No, no, don't.
Don't ruin it.
No, he's he's telling Ruckus.
Well, I know, but just keep the
legend alive.
No, if you want to, I mean, we
can keep it.
Look, if we are going to
continue to berate Ruckus on
Champion, just call him my mom,
right, OK.
I think that it's only
appropriate.
That we answer, answer, answer,
mom.
We answer his his question.
Her.
Her question?
Well, unless they ask like why
does Greg wear blue underwear?
It's blue socks.
Technically.
Oh, blue socks.
Sorry, whatever it is.
All right, go ahead, tell mom.
So so when my father passed
away, my brother took all of his
hammers and made like a wall art
out of them.
So that's why they're retired
hammers.
Is it two or three rows?
It's 2.
And it's rows of eight.
I believe it sounds, sounds
about right.
So my dad, my dad was like a
handyman, construction worker,
whatever.
And you know, he had this, this
technique and skill that it was
much easier just to go buy the
tool again than to go find the
friggin thing in the in the
garage.
That was kind of his MO for a
lot of that.
Like that episode of Friends
when that one person died and
they stepped into the closet and
all the sweet and low fell out
of the ceiling.
Except with your dad.
You guys stepped in the closet
and all the hammers came
falling.
Well, I mean, when we cleared
out his house, I couldn't even
tell you how many table saws and
things we just threw away.
There was just so many of them,
right?
You know, it's like, here's
another one, here's like DJ
Khaled, another one, another
one.
So.
But my brother wanted to keep
all the hammers so.
Nice.
Yeah.
It's over his poker table.
Yeah, I mean you want to give
them they're at his address too
or like if you want to, I mean
you already you've.
I'm just painting a picture.
Two rows of eight.
Yeah, it lives at 123 Partridge
and a pear tree.
What's the background of the
felt of the poker table and you
know?
Yeah.
You know, I'm just trying to
help your mother out.
Your mother likes me.
She finally remembers my name.
Somebody that finally remembers
your name in your family, huh?
Right, sorry.
At Ben Rowland 6241 says
everything about TSA gold sounds
terrible.
The military has done this 500
times.
You end up with the Timu version
of what you had.
It does sound a little vague, to
be honest.
It doesn't.
You know, it's like, oh, this
thing was for corporate yada
yada's.
Right.
Well, I imagine they take, well,
there's take bids and then you,
how do they make money?
I mean, why would you want to do
it if, you know, I guess the
government pays you to do it.
Well, the government funds it.
Right.
I think you're talking about two
different things.
Isn't TSA gold like a different
It wasn't privatized TSA.
Yeah, that's what gold was.
What was that?
Yeah, that's privatized TSA.
The other one is TSA off site.
Got it.
Oh, yeah.
I think this I'm I'm all for
this.
I'm all for competition.
Here's the thing.
Here's the difference, Ben.
When you're referencing the
military doing something like
this 500 times, are you
referencing like the government
doing something 500 times
differently or a private
corporation doing something
differently?
Think he's implying that they
they use private enterprise to
do certain jobs of military,
Yeah.
Those guys aren't in business
anymore.
Yeah, maybe supply or something
like that.
I, you know, I don't think they
have, you know, bring in the
Marines that we got from Timo.
Like the $50,000 charge for
installation of AC unit or
something.
Yeah, yeah, the $800 hammer.
He's probably referring to like
Blackwater type stuff, private
entity.
OK, all right.
Well, they're still around last
time I checked.
Yep.
You mean Black Rock?
Yeah, Black water's not around
anymore.
Black water's not around.
No, now it's a rock.
They turned into rock.
Eventually they merged.
You know, it's kind of funny.
Like black.
Yeah.
Like all of a sudden Black Rock
appeared out of nowhere after
black.
Water isn't that weird.
Change your shirts, fellas.
We're now Black Rock.
You're.
Not going to believe this.
Rock harder than water when you.
Well the water was the Navy
side, so the other the rock is
army guys.
When you report to work
tomorrow, you're just going to
want to go across the street
into the other building.
Yeah, the feds will be raiding
that other one.
We'll hand you a new shirt as
soon as you walk.
Yeah, that's fine.
Welcome to BlackRock.
Our signs in Japanese, don't
worry about that, right?
Oh, black a rock.
Come on in.
OK, at datacatch 2004 says no
main dehes tango mucho De Niro,
which translates to don't leave
me, I have a lot of money.
That's, oh, there.
Maybe the represent would have
yelled at me out of the hotel
room that good morning, he was
drunk, we were leaving.
Don't have money.
Don't leave me.
I'm going to play.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh yes, good job, Dada cash.
Nice call.
Back If you leave me, don't
leave me.
I'm rich.
I have money and I will get a
plane.
Well, Greg probably said it
because he's Spanish.
Yeah, Well, no, no, you weren't
here yesterday.
I'm sorry.
You got to listen to the shows.
When you miss him, we're going
to get mandatory.
Sorry guys, I have such a little
time now.
I mean.
You were driving around the car
today.
You could have listened 50
minutes.
Yeah, instead of listening to
your man, I had a joke there,
but I couldn't.
How come like the shorts don't
come up of that show?
Like I didn't see any of
yesterday's show 'cause.
They're not 'cause as the week
progresses they back up a little
bit because I need enough to
play through the weekend.
Oh, OK, got it.
Yeah, I was.
I was wondering.
I was like, I was looking.
I was like, why isn't there
anything from yesterday all the
day before?
Yeah.
I don't want to give them that
much time as well.
What's the shorts that I
mentioned?
It's actually from two days
before.
Yeah, and they're great, by the
way.
Yeah, a lot of controversy with
some of those posts.
I sent the one about my wife to
her, 'cause I told her about
that story.
She was, you know, she was
thrilled.
And so I sent her the clip
today.
You wanted to flatter her a
little bit that you're you're
punching above.
Well, it doesn't flatter me.
It flatters her.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Oh yes, you wanted to flatter
her a bit.
Yes.
OK, you good.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yep, everything's fine.
I'm fine.
I'm.
Fine, move on with the show.
And then I'm already, I'm
already at David Hoffman Singh.
I bet Phil, we did that one.
OK, if you want to hear there's
some short clips stuff too.
Yeah, yeah, read them, please.
God no.
I was dying laughing.
No, we only do the.
Show last night.
No, but are you talking about
the Skip stuff?
Yeah, dude, look, here's what
I'm going to tell you.
Here's what I'm going to tell
you because this continues to
come up.
The reality is all Skip said,
all Skip said.
On the clip, not the comments.
All skip.
Said.
All skip.
Said and the comments are a
little worse.
OK, I can address that too if
you want.
No, no.
First of all, make them read.
All Skip said was, look, half
wheel is a standard half wheel
and half wheel is a standard,
right, 100%.
You want me to boil it down to
this little fragmented sentence?
That's 100% true.
Yeah, and nobody works as hard
as half will.
Correct.
That's why they got all the
money.
Because they covered every booth
at PCA right when when others
said they couldn't.
Yeah, and and as media, you
should do that.
That would make sense.
Right.
So, but like they're a little
smarter with it, they split up.
Yeah, Oh yeah.
But like, here's.
Regardless how you do it, but.
But like, but the reality is,
the reality is that people are
entitled to have an opinion
about people.
Sure.
And you shouldn't get uppity
about it.
People say shit about us all the
time.
All the time.
I'm like OK.
Whatever.
Yeah, you know, like like bad
for the industry, right, we
made.
T-shirts.
Did I?
Dirt bags right?
Dirt bags.
Did I?
Did we go up in an uproar?
We should have.
Did I?
Did I?
Did I text my friends to e-mail
the other guy?
No, I didn't.
No.
Well, you texted me to e-mail
him, but.
Hey, hey, can you e-mail him?
Well, you didn't ask, but they
I'm.
Not, I mean, I'm not, I'm not
suggesting you to say anything,
OK, but like it hurt my.
Feelings but like.
But what are we doing?
Oh, so whatever.
Now you're just sending me down
this whole.
Other direction.
Here's my point.
My point is, look, people are
allowed to have opinions.
Of course.
Whatever.
Opinions are like buttholes.
And if you want to get and if
you want to get upset about it,
then get upset about it.
That's the reality.
Now the comments.
Today I did turn down my
monitor.
There was there was something
else too.
Well, you're supposed to comment
about the comments.
Comment about the comments.
Yes.
Look, look, are you good over
there?
Yeah, hold on.
I gotta get that out.
Yeah, here I am.
Here's what I'm going to tell
you.
Skip is one of the most direct
people I know.
He's direct on Facebook.
He's direct in person.
I'm talking to both of you.
You're gassing me up.
No, you're good.
This is great actually.
'Cause I don't like my friend
being attacked, I.
I didn't attack him once.
It doesn't.
Matter.
You're on.
You're in my sights now.
No, that's the truth, right?
He's a direct person.
And you may not like you may not
like what he says, but guess
what?
It's a lot of it's his opinion,
and he's entitled to his own
opinion.
And you know what?
If I want to be around a person
that told me they wanted to be
like Drake in the Katy
commercial, right?
Oh, yeah.
These are great shoes.
These are great boots and
completely full of shit.
Then I would surround myself
with idiots.
But I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to surround myself
with people that have that are
intelligent and different
perspectives and may not agree
with me all the time.
Yeah.
The real ones.
Those are called friends, right?
Not yes men, right?
Yes.
I'm not saying yes exactly
exactly.
You.
Said that if I had to say yes, I
was going to say yes, man.
So there you go.
All right, now that.
Was great, I loved it.
Now, if I got to get this
motherfucker back on the show, I
will.
Yes.
Because you know what?
I told him, Hey, don't worry
about it.
Let it go.
Yes, But then the little shit
comes out of the woodwork and
I'm like, oh fuck, here we go.
Yes.
It was great.
I wish we put clips on the board
still, it'd be funny.
I wish comments on Facebook
weren't typed out.
I wish they were like audio
version or like a video version.
If they put them up that way.
I like that, Justin Andrews
commented on my Instagram.
Did you see that one?
Yeah, I saw him.
Yeah.
Did you see my response to that?
Yeah.
He's I fixed his blurry cigar
photo for him because he was
like, oh, I had to take pictures
of the people.
He gets he gets a little hurt
sometimes, huh?
I don't.
Who knows?
I think he drinks at night and
he starts saying me.
Stuff he gets all cussy.
He gets personal and.
He wrote, Aw, you're adorable.
I love when someone who still
uses a booster seat says
disabled.
Bring a ladder, little buddy,
because that's the only way you
can punch down on me.
That's funny to me.
OK, like whatever, I don't care.
So then I let him know.
Metaphorically speaking, you
nincompoop.
Anything physical may cause you
to have a coronary due to
excessive lemon cake
consumption, right?
Right. 2 is is excessive, 1
sitting.
Oh yeah, lunch.
Just a standard lunch for him.
Double.
Dessert.
He was probably eating those
while he was typing that.
Yeah, he was.
He was like, you know what?
You got icing all over his.
Phone now?
Well, I sit here listening to
Ariana Grande, eating my lemon
cake, smoking my diesel, smoking
my.
No, he doesn't smoke diesel, he
smokes Roma.
My.
Diesel Mama soup or whatever
he's.
Behind closed doors, he doesn't
want to even know.
Funny, all the cigars are called
food names.
Yeah.
Mama soup.
Something.
Something about spaghetti,
something about pasta, and now
he's doing BBQ Burt ends or
something.
Here.
So for the short clips to wonder
who we're talking about, we're
speaking about Justin Andrews of
Diesel Cigars.
OK, What context?
Dude, if you're gonna see the
32nd clip and you're curious, go
watch the goddamn show.
I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, dude, see what you've
done.
I didn't.
I thought those was great.
Gassed me up.
This is probably one of the best
parts of the whole show until we
get to, you know, what's the
segment, what's the score?
Don't don't come from my
friends, bro, don't come from my
friends.
That's the new segment, Don't
come from my friends.
Each episode you'll defend a
different friend.
Is that it?
Is that the segment?
That's like 3 episodes.
No, no, somebody else say
something angry.
If we put it out there, they'll
all start making fun of people
and online, whatever we need.
Somebody make fun of some make
fun of me tomorrow.
I may join them.
That ruins your segment.
Yep, that's out the window OK.
Are you done?
I don't know what's going on.
I I think I'm done.
This isn't where the new segment
comes right?
This isn't the new segment.
No, the new segment will come.
Instead of the video, here's
what I want we giving up on the
video segment.
I've I've replaced it this time
around.
Like here's one.
I have some ideas, I have some
ideas, and I'd like this to be
part of a weekly segment.
Oh, just once a week.
Yeah, OK.
So maybe we do this on every
Friday, releasing on Tuesday.
And it has nothing to do with
Preston, right?
It may.
It has nothing to do with
Preston.
We're not talking flag football,
are we?
Infiltrate.
Infiltrate.
Flag football and you pressing.
Come on in.
No, it's funny.
This is actually, we've actually
done some clips of this in the
past and it's, it's always
resonated well with our
listeners.
So I had the idea like.
Well, wait till we wait till we
get to the middle part and you
can explain it.
Then it has nothing to do with
making fun of Phil, right?
No, because realistically
though, I mean, you're going to
want to do this relatively soon
because I mean you don't want it
to be extremely long shows.
All right, just skip all the
news.
Let's get to the segment.
Get on the news.
I don't know which news that we
have some lungs and some shorts.
I'm filling time.
Go ahead.
Three people are dead.
Nearly 21st responders ended up
hospitalized after walking to
what police say may have been an
overdose scene in New Mexico, OH
Authorities say responders in
Mountain Air started
experiencing not.
Why?
I don't.
I heard the noise and I switched
to the.
Why?
Oh, with you chugging your
drink.
Yeah, you look like something
out of The Simpsons.
He starts talking.
I'm going to take, I'm going to
take my red ball.
I'm sorry.
And you always got to.
It's because I'm listening and I
can hear something happening.
I'm like, oh, what's he doing,
dude?
You will be replaced.
Turn and look with your head.
Well, you know, to be fair, if
you replace him, it's going to
cut to you when you.
No, woman, it's not loud enough.
It's not loud enough.
No, it was kind of loud.
Well you guys always trying to
cut me out.
But you don't show up on time.
I can't look at them.
There's this.
The sun's in front of me.
Anyway, Mountaineers start
experiencing nausea and
dizziness after exposure to a
unidentified substance inside
the home.
Hazmat crews later entered the
scene in Level A suits.
Tell us what level A is.
It's one above level B OK.
Investigators work determine
exactly what crews were exposed
to.
Two first responders were
reported in serious conditions.
So they still it's weird sounds.
Like a meth lab.
Well, all the stories have been
coming out lately.
They tell you what happened, but
they don't tell you why.
It's like this thing, like it's
stretching out the news.
Stories.
They want you to circle back.
Later now, come back tomorrow
and find out why.
Yeah, did you hear about Kyle
Busch?
Yes, but they're not saying why.
Right.
Kyle Bush died.
So I didn't, I didn't pull the
story.
And I like.
Three different places of the
story.
Nobody knows why.
Yeah, there's a possible that he
had like alleged severe illness.
Yeah, he got a severe illness,
went in the hospital.
Never came back.
Yeah, 41.
Because they don't want to alarm
everybody.
Until it was the honey Honey.
Honey, honey, he had the honey.
If you go, if you drive real
fast, it speeds it up.
Allegedly.
Like that, it forced it into his
sinuses.
Right moves it into the.
Brain into the and yeah, like
the bacterial thing when you
swim in the pond.
In the hot water that's coming
up, that's going to happen.
Amoeba, The amoeba that's, yeah.
When you get in the edge of the
muddy, goopy water, it goes in
your brain.
Yeah, the amoebas.
The amoebas happens every year.
Yeah, amoebas.
Amoebas, amoebas amoebas.
What is plural for amoeba?
Amoeba, amoeba amoebas amoebas.
Yes, it's.
More than one amoeba amiibus.
Miami employee.
The company in Spain recently
attracted widespread attention
after reports emerged that
employees were being offered a
paid 30 minute extra break.
What do they get to do?
What do they get to do?
They get an extra 30 minute
break every day.
What's the company?
And it's in Spain.
I'm not saying the name of the
company, it's Spanish.
They get to rub one out.
No, they get to sleep.
They get to rub one out.
Self pleasure break during the
work day.
Got them the policy.
Wasn't Yeah.
You can't just do it like you do
upstairs.
You gotta wait till it's time.
Hold on everybody, this is the
time.
Pass out the lotion.
Yeah, everyone, everyone ready
go.
This seems a bit obnoxious.
The policy was why?
Why is it obnoxious?
How do you not get arrested for
this?
Because it's in Spain, for God's
sake.
Spain, yeah, you can do
whatever.
You want there, apparently.
It's not like you do it at your
desk.
Like but like.
Like if you announce yourself
being a peeping Tom, you don't
get in trouble.
Yeah, yeah, it's peeping Tom
time You.
Have a great day.
Excuse me, Sir, it's time for my
pleasure break.
Yeah, lady, you taking your
shirt off through the window?
It's my pleasure.
Break.
Anyone if any of the female
would like to join me?
Guys, guys walking out, trying
to keep it down.
I got a little excited before
the break time.
I'm sorry, I need to go.
Early I was counting the
seconds.
The policy was reportedly
introduced with the intention of
reducing stress, supporting
mental health and enhancing
overall workplace productivity.
Next week's, there's no way.
Next week's meeting, I'm going
to get up and leave.
You go.
He's going on his pleasure.
He's got to take us.
He needs 30.
He, he has a set 30 minutes.
He needs 10 seconds, you know.
Like.
Everything I like to cuddle
myself.
You know, like every company
like, you know, ends up having
another meeting after this and
they're like, so we're not going
to do the pleasure breaks
anymore.
We're actually bringing a
psychiatrist because everybody's
really messed up from all of
them.
There's a terrible mess in the
bathroom.
Now someone has to clean it.
And and Jodie walked in on me.
This is why Jodie.
Walked.
In Jodie walked in on me and I
said it isn't going to take care
of itself, Joey.
We talked about this.
With the pleasure, break
together.
Oh, what are you doing here?
What do you want?
Why do I always run into you in
here?
What do you want me to do with
those cannons?
Are you going to?
Are you going to make racial
slurs about me?
You're in the final room.
File room, Frank.
Of course I got to be here.
This is the room.
For it, Frank, we don't do.
Nothing.
The company, which specializes.
In the lunch room, Frank.
No, I'm sorry.
I like my. 2:00 to 2:30 it's
not.
The company, which specializes
in sexual Wellness products and
education, stated that the
initiative for part of a broader
effort to normalize discussions
surrounding mental health and
personal well-being in
professional environments.
They want you to talk about.
You guys are going to mess this
all up mental health like it's a
serious thing and now you're you
know, it's like, hey, rub one
dude.
If if I have intercourse with my
wife, I want to go to sleep
afterwards, I'm done this.
Is by yourself what this is by
yourself self pleasure?
She doesn't come visit you at
work every day from 2:00 to
3:00?
If she did.
If she did.
I'd be even more tired than I am
in the middle of the day.
Supporters of the policy argued
that employees are already
permitted breaks for coffee,
smoking and casual social
interaction, and therefore a
stress relief oriented break
should not be viewed
differently.
It's like a smoke break.
If you smoke you get 2 breaks.
So I'm saying smoke a cigar.
And anticipate.
As anticipated, the policy
generated significant public
debate online.
Some individuals commended the
company for adopting an
unconventional approach to
employee Wellness by others
questioned whether the
initiative exceeded appropriate
professional boundaries.
Social media users quickly
labeled the policy the
masturbation break, contributing
to the rapid spread of the story
internationally.
How original?
And even the next story here,
Kia Center was evacuated during
the Latin artist Laura Posen's
concert as fire alarm sounded
mid performance on Thursday
night.
That's basically the end of the
story.
They're not saying what
happened.
Seriously.
Seriously.
What a waste of time.
Right, They just say that she
she said she was sorry on her
Instagram.
It's like they're filling air.
Well, the problem was is that
the guy started writing the
story and then found out that
nothing really happened, nothing
big.
So he just put a period there
and said, yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, I'm very sad about it, she
shared on her Instagram.
No injuries were reported.
He had to hand in a story by the
end of the week where he was
fired.
Oh.
OK, that was.
It huh?
Yeah.
That was a terrible story.
The next one is slightly better,
slightly better, so skip it.
But then we get into the big
story.
OK, give me the big story all.
Right, hold on, Duncan's coming
out with buckets of coffee.
That's OK.
Yay 48 oz coffees.
Well, the the Detroit Lions
coach is probably grateful for
that.
What's his name?
I love that guy.
Bentley.
I don't know.
No.
Danley.
Danley.
Danley.
No, not Danley.
No, it's Dan something.
Who's the coach of the Lion?
Dan something.
Dan, Dan, Tana Dan.
That's not Joe Montano.
I said Dan Tana.
Dan, what's wrong with you, Dan?
Tana is a character from ATV
show.
Dan something.
This is what happened.
Up check.
Dan.
Dan.
Dan Campbell.
Campbell, right?
Dan Campbell this.
Is what happens when you're out
of football season.
Yeah, I should have thought
about I love soup.
I.
Thought about soup.
All right, A TikTok influencer
is an international, well, no
national story, I guess.
OK, A TikTok influencer, her
father and another man have been
charged in connection with an
alleged murder for hire plot
targeting a singer in Los
Angeles, prosecutors announced
Tuesday.
I guess I should have finished
the sentence.
There can be only one.
Gabriella Gonzalez, known online
as Gabby Gonzalez, is charged
with attempted murder,
conspiracy to commit murder and
solicitation of murder,
according to the LA District
Attorney's Office.
The alleged target was her
daughter's father, Jack Avery, a
singer-songwriter and former
member of the boy band Why Don't
We?
You ever heard of Why don't?
We you ever heard of?
Why don't we?
You have young daughters.
No, this this story sounds
hilarious, Yeah.
It's not vague, prosecutors say.
What?
He's messing with us.
He must be.
Yeah.
No, no, OK.
Why would I?
Why would I make this kind of
mess?
I don't know.
Prosecutors say Gonzalez was in
a bitter custody dispute with
Avery over their seven-year old
child.
Gonzalez, who is nearly
1,000,000 combined followers and
TikTok and Instagram, appeared
in a Los Angeles courtroom
Tuesday afternoon.
Prosecutors allege she did not
act alone.
The influencers father, Florida
attorney Francisco Gonzalez and
Kai.
Is that Kai or?
Kai.
Kai Kai Ferrone Cordray Cordray
CORDREY, her ex-boyfriend from
Hawaii, faces the same felony
charges, according to
prosecutors.
Francisco Gonzalez is accused of
paying $14,000 to hire a hitman
to kill Avery. 14,000. $14,000
Apparently it's not very
expensive nowadays, a lot of
competition out.
There it must have been the
crackhead in the middle of the
medium.
Court documents allege that he,
his daughter and her then
boyfriend as the middleman
arranged for Avery to be killed
in the LA area.
I read 4 different articles
about this OK?
It started out in the news 2
days ago OK the the Kai, is that
what he says?
Kai He went on the dark web to
hire a hitman to supposedly,
allegedly.
I said supposedly OK.
Same thing, just covering your
ass.
I'm sorry.
Offered the guy.
Offered the guy $10,000 and the
guy turned out to be an FBI
agent.
Surprise.
Yeah, and then the guy, he asked
for a little bit more, so they
got another 4 grand then, so
$14,000.
So this Kai guy put up 14 GS
well.
He said the father put up 14 GS.
He doesn't have that kind of
money.
His name's Kai from Hawaii.
So how do we know the dad's in
home?
Accessory additional documents
alleged that Gonzalez believed
that it would be cheaper if
Avery were dead.
So they have some type of
document or text messages or
emails or something.
Or this guy, you know what?
The dad said this.
Well, it could be that too, who
knows.
But they said documents, so I
don't know if that makes it a
document.
Or not.
Write that down.
Now it's a document.
Now it's a document.
Dead.
Then they continue the extensive
the expensive custody battle.
The alleged plot was never
carried out well because I hired
an FBI guy, so I doubt it was
actually going to.
OK, so how do they link all of
this?
How do they link?
How do they link the guy from
Hawaii to the other two like I
don't?
I don't know.
From what I've read, when he
hired the FBI guy, he gave a
little bit too much information
to the FBI guy.
Yeah.
So I don't know that's.
Maybe like the dad and the girl
wanted the whoever in Hawaii to
find somebody for them.
Yeah, that's what they did.
They had him act as a middleman
because I mean that way he is
not directly connected to them I
guess.
All right, so let's just think
about this for a second.
OK, so you're going to tell.
Him think about it what are you
talking so you're.
Going to tell me break this dad.
OK dad.
I don't like.
I don't like.
They have more views in me.
Dad, I don't like baby daddy.
Yeah, you know, I don't want
custody battle, blah blah blah.
Yeah, they're going through a
big, expensive custody.
Battle.
No problem honey.
What's your ex-boyfriend doing?
Well I I don't know if she still
if she started dating this guy
again or if he was the Patsy or
what.
I don't.
OK, so either way you know if
that, but that's the guy that
made contact.
Yeah, some.
I don't know if this guy has his
underworld connections.
Or whatever.
Apparently he doesn't.
He just went on the dark web.
I wouldn't know how to even get
on the dark.
Web.
And then where the hell is this
guy?
Is this guy in Hawaii?
Oh, I don't know.
He's from Hawaii.
You ask me questions.
I don't know.
Well, no.
They the articles say he's from
Hawaii and his name is Kai, so
that sounds like a Hawaiian
name.
So like I mean just.
I'm stereotyping, not being
racist.
Whatever, I'm not getting
involved.
Good.
Please don't.
Yeah, I mean, I don't like that.
Like some of that, that just
doesn't make sense.
Sounds like a made for TV movie.
Like why?
Why would?
Like a Hallmark one.
Oh no, not that time.
First of all, if why would I
tell my daughter, hey, you know
what?
Let's just let's What's Kai
doing?
You know what I mean?
I don't know, maybe they are all
three sitting around talking.
I, I, I don't know.
Maybe he started dating her
again after she broke up with
Backstreet boy #5 or what
whoever he is.
Or maybe he's just a crazy fan.
That that Who?
Kai?
Yeah.
Well maybe they know from when
she dated him that he has
underworld connections.
A dad under.
How does the you know what?
I know that.
You know what?
I don't like a dating that kind
of guy because he's a little
shifty and he knows people that
we don't need to be associated
with.
I don't know.
How does a dad get involved at
that level?
That doesn't make any sense.
At what level of who your
daughter's dating?
Yeah.
To You think you'd always know
who Teddy's dating.
An in depth dive.
Well, he he is a lawyer.
OK.
So he can have background
checks.
Done.
OK, this is perfect because OK,
let's say that we argue that
fact and you say that he knows
who he is and to stay away from
him.
Would you then call him to put?
Out a hit.
If you need somebody who's got
those type of connections, why
not?
Don't like this guy?
Listen, I don't like you, but.
I need you to kill someone.
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly you don't.
Like him because he knows people
who kills people.
Maybe that's why you don't like
him.
Look.
I don't know.
The guy's name is Kai, for God's
sakes, and he's from Hawaii.
I don't.
His name isn't John from Staten
Island, you know what I mean?
What's?
A mobster on Hawaii called John
Gotti from that's.
Correct.
No, it's not what they do.
What they do is they move out of
New York and they retire in
Hawaii.
Did you see?
Did you see the movie with Drac
and the Aquaman were brothers
and they're in Hawaii.
Drac.
Who's Drac?
The guy who played Drac?
I don't know.
Batista.
Yeah, Batista.
Batista and yes.
OK, great.
The bad guys in that one weren't
called John Gotti.
What were they called?
Like Kai or Cuckoo or something?
I don't know.
The head guy was Pomona.
Mona.
I don't know.
His name was Cuckoo.
For Coco it was something weird.
Hawaiian the head mob guy from.
Hawaiian.
OK, so if the head mob guy from
Hawaiian had the connections
right, then why would he be
going on the dark web?
Well, it's not like you pick up
the phone book.
You go and you talk to your
people that are in the little
thing, right?
Well, LA is far away.
You would still.
Have Yeah, they have to find an
LA you're not.
Going on the Internet is my
point.
It just doesn't make.
Sense he did.
Normal people who have a brain
would never document anything
over the.
Internet, right?
And I probably wouldn't tell
him, look, Daddy's guy giving us
the money.
I probably wouldn't tell the
hitman that well.
Here, I'll give you 10,000.
You know, I'm not even going to
ask if you're a cop.
I can argue that too.
I can.
I can argue.
I can, right?
Exactly So I could argue that
too.
If you were a cop, you'd ask for
way one.
You know, it's like, hey, so I
got this friend.
Wait, isn't that a point you go
10,000?
It's kind of cheap.
You'd do it for 10.
There's got to be something.
Wrong.
I don't know why I'm in this
chat group called cops and
Donuts but anybody in there want
to kill someone forbid.
You know what?
Here's here's another 4.
Cops, Donuts and killers.
So look.
My God, cops don't have to kill
it.
You got a fake.
Got a fake?
Make sure you get you put the
right the right word out.
Look, here's my point.
Yes, You know, it sounds to me
like this is like I'm asking for
a friend statement.
Like hey, so like if I wanted so
and so to be unalived.
I mean, not me.
If this guy wanted so and so to
be unalived, that's what it
sounds like to me.
It's like.
Up there.
You know, but somebody asked
Greg, do we know somebody who,
who has tires, right?
You know, So Kai's on a Google
dark web killer for 10 grand.
Yeah, no, no, like that.
I take just count killer.
You're misinterpreting what I'm
saying.
I'm saying that Kai is going
out.
Yes.
It sounds to me like Kai went
out and he wanted to do this and
then he said, oh, it's not me.
I'm I'm just checking from a
buddy.
Well, I don't think Kai has
$10,000.
How do you know Kai's financial
situation?
No, but from what I read.
If he's mobbed up, Palmer.
Listen to me if.
He's mobbed up, then he's deaf
if he's if he's Hawaiian.
I read the father did give Kai
the 10 and then gave Kai the
four.
OK.
Wow, there's, there's a lot of
charges being brought against me
maybe, Kai said.
Hey man, I'm hard up for some
cash.
You know what?
I.
Mean.
Maybe he did, who knows?
I don't.
Know you know what, man?
You know what?
I'll do The Bureau just let me
go yesterday.
So give me the 14.
Hire me.
Sign this document too 14.
Sounds like a hell of a deal.
And don't worry about the thing
that says incarceration.
OK, all right, whatever.
I think we beat the dead horse
out of this one.
Moving on.
Hold on.
She is.
She's in custody for $2,000,000
in bail, scheduled return to
court Thursday.
Her father expected to be
extradited to Los Angeles.
$2,000,000 Who you think you
kidnapped Chelsea Clinton?
Sorry.
All right, Michael, what's your
new segment so.
Do you remember when we used to
we called Alan from Caribbean
one time, yes.
And we did more than once.
Yeah.
And it was great.
Yeah.
So I'm thinking about why don't
we do a segment where we reach
out to retailers and they tell
us about a bad experience with a
customer.
OK, give us your, give us your
worst customer experience.
Will this be?
Set up in advance or you're just
going to randomly call somebody
and hope they have a bad story?
Let's tell the truth here.
It's going to be set up in
advance, OK.
Let's not, let's not get on that
expectation.
But what if you forget?
Here's what I want.
I'm going to mention this now
and then I'm going to mention
this afterwards, OK?
If you're a retailer and you
have a really bad customer
experience and you want to share
it on the show, e-mail Mike P at
PO Chic Cigars and we'll start
setting this up.
Oh, so apparently now I have a
new segment on the show.
Oh good, I don't have enough to
do now I have this.
Sort through stories.
Photos with the stories would be
nice too if you take pictures.
Of the people, well, a lot of
these guys are probably going to
be RE our customers, OK, you
know what I mean?
Take a picture of.
The individual, so if they have
a good, I'll make the final
save.
If the if the story, if we could
put the story on or not, we'll
go from there.
OK.
All right.
Now your segment.
Yeah.
They emailed me, yeah I have to
cull through these and pick out
the good ones and then submit
the good ones to you.
You approve.
Then I have to re contact the
person who sent it and set them
up to make a phone call.
No.
I'll say I'll talk to them
afterwards.
If you say hey, you know so and
so, why?
Don't you send all the stories
to you?
You're going to have to do it.
Welcome to the dark side, dude.
It is what it is.
That's the worst thing ever.
You know what?
Preston came in yesterday.
He's like, what are you doing?
Edmond shows.
And I'm like, no, that's not the
only thing I do.
And he goes, how do you have
time to do anything?
Eddie Jones?
Exactly.
Preston I don't understand
either.
He doesn't get the fact that we
do six.
You guys do one every every
weekday?
Yeah.
He doesn't believe you, or he
doesn't.
That's crazy.
I'm like, I know.
I know we can't get him here on
time for one day a week.
And he's like, man, I'd be late
five times.
He brought his daughter
yesterday so he couldn't say
anything.
We're calling someone.
Oh, are we doing this?
We're doing it actually today.
Hey, what's up, Mike?
Hey guys, what's up with you?
This is Norman from Sergar
Vault, Oakdale.
Hi, Norm.
What's up, buddy?
Hey, how's it going, Mike?
How's the pool guy?
How?
Are you on the show?
Yeah, you're on the.
I'm on the show.
You're on the podcast.
Fantastic.
Say the phrase.
It pays.
Win a free cigar.
So listen, I know that we, I
like, I came up with this
concept.
I know that we kind of had this
brief conversation, but I I want
to know and the listeners want
to know about what happened to
my mic.
You just turn my shit down,
kick.
Your ass.
Tell me about the worst customer
experience you have had in your
retail shop in Pittsburgh, PA.
Oh, I'll one of the craziest
ones would have been.
Actually this week we had a guy
that got released from a mental
hospital and showed up right off
the bus with a bag full of meds
that came in and was telling
everyone he was the CIA and
wanted money.
No kidding.
Was he smiling?
Did he?
Hit me.
You know, Palmer, I'm going to
say you could, you could have
outran him. 00.
Wow, that guy.
That guy must be pretty slow.
So he was relatively, so he's
well fed in the in Arkham Asylum
is what you're saying on him?
Yeah, well fed and and and
elderly.
He's elderly.
He meant old.
If he if he would have said he
could have outran and Phil, then
it would have been a fat joke
guy.
He said me.
So it's an aged.
It's an age thing, yes.
I like how you paint this
picture like I'm super fat at
some you are old.
You are fat, what do you want?
Wow.
Jeez Louise, you're.
You're attacking me for what
reason?
I have no idea.
Well, I can't affect my age, but
you could eat less.
All right, so you all right.
So you had ACIA agent coming to
come into your shop?
Recently with a bag of meds.
What were they?
Good meds to be shared?
Yeah.
What?
Kind of meds?
What kind of do you know what
kind of meds?
No, no, we we lost track of the
meds while while he tried
stealing our our lighters.
So that was.
Pretty good.
Nice one was a purple fun stone.
Did he buy anything?
How do you?
He did buy a cigar.
He bought one of our one of our
house blends.
Can you let him fucking talk?
You're going to over talk Norm
too.
I'm funny.
You're not funny because no one
can hear you because you're over
talking.
Somebody you.
Can have norm talk please, What
are you doing?
Here, this is Phil.
You can just talk to me.
Go ahead.
So what did he buy?
What's going on, Phil?
What's that?
He bought one of our house
blends.
And he paid for it.
Yeah, he, he paid for it and,
and while he was at the
register, he asked Matt if he
had some money.
Nice.
So I got to pay for the cigar.
Can I borrow 10 bucks?
Very.
Nice, I'll.
Pay you back.
All right.
What about what is it?
Do you have any other ones?
Because you told me one other
one I thought was pretty good
too.
Yeah, I mean, we, we've had a
customer come in and take their
shoes off and walk around the
establishment with their socks
on and then came up and and told
me that I should pay him for
mopping the floors.
What that happened did.
He like scuff his feet around as
he walked.
I, I, you know, it, it was just
one of those things, man.
And it was like, I've tried to
explain to him, I was like, man,
we, we mop our floors every
week.
So I don't know mild times.
Some of the things that you see
in a retail store is next level.
It's next level.
So all right.
Well, thanks, bro.
I'll let you go.
I know you got the pool guy
there and I know you want to
keep him busy.
So Norm Cigar Vault Oakdale,
thanks so much for for your
time.
Thanks for for sharing some of
your experiences.
Thanks Norm.
Thanks Norm.
Yeah.
Appreciate it, guys.
Take it easy, all right?
Bro later you don't like that?
He's.
He's got a better story that
I've heard before.
No, Palmer.
Palmer is mad because you shut
him down.
He does have a better story, and
we started with that story too,
but it's just kind of long and
winded.
It is a longer story.
Yeah, OK.
So you're disappointed that we
didn't talk about the hooker?
No, I, I just, I don't mind.
We only have 4 minutes, so we're
good.
We could have done that.
Only four minutes.
So listen, if you're a retailer
and you have a story that you
want to share with a bad
customer in your store, tell us
the worst customer story that
you've ever had.
E-mail mikep@poachingcigars.com
or if you have his phone number,
just text him and we'll work on
getting you set up.
Nice.
All right, good job, Mikey.
Do you have a video?
No, I said.
I had that second.
Oh.
Instead of that.
That's what he said he was
replacing.
It OK what day of the week would
you prefer to do this on if
we're going to make it just one
day a week I've.
Already said it.
It's the end of the week for
Tuesday's release or Monday's
release.
Monday's release.
Yeah, all.
Right, yeah, because Tuesdays is
the the double half wheel thing.
And I'm thinking as as it kind
of develops, see how it's, if it
sticks, if it works well then
we'll keep it going.
If not, we'll kill it off, no
big deal.
But like, if we did something
differently every every weekday,
like we had these different
little things that I would take
care of and kind of set the
subjects, I think it'd be good.
He sounds like that cartoon
white dog that laughs like,
yeah, that's that's what he
sounds like, yeah.
Eventually this will go away,
but I I liked how Mikey said.
Oh, I thought he meant the
cough.
If we.
Yeah.
I thought he meant the bit.
No, no, no, no.
The cough.
I just, I, I'm sorry.
It got me.
I mean, he's like these things
that I'll do boomers over there.
Like what?
All right, Cigar news.
Oh, Don Emmanuel, Sun and Moon
gets a widespread release.
Sun and Moon.
The photo was out of focus that
they use for the sun.
The sun was out of focus.
The moon was in focus.
They come half and half in a
box.
They take a picture of it at the
show.
I don't know.
Maybe they're just using like
one of those Nokia's.
I don't know.
Sun and Moon.
The new limited edition from Don
Emmanuel Cigars is on its way to
stores across the country after
making its debut with the
exclusive to Wait making its
debut as an exclusive to Empire
Cigar Lounge in Miami at an
event on March 25th.
So maybe the photo was from the
event March 25th.
Empire.
As the name would suggest, the
project contains 2 cigars, 1
named Sun and the other named
Moon.
Nice how that works out.
Really.
Like you said this before.
Yeah, well, this is a shipping
both of Toro's measuring 6 1/2
by 50 and have an MSRP of $25
each.
There's really no new cigar news
right now because we just we're
coming out of the PCA.
We're just announcing the
shipping of announcing.
The shipping of the Sun and Moon
$350.00 Box Limited, 777 boxes.
How many is in a box?
770.
Seven in a box.
No, they made that many. 7777.
77.
Like a joker, like a jackpot
thing.
I don't know.
It says 777777.
No mention of a joker.
You know what I didn't mean
Joker like a, you know, 7A slot
machine 7.
Oh, no mention of a slot
machine?
No.
No, Sun and moon not.
Why would you pick 777?
Maybe it has something to do
with Sun and Moon, maybe it's
why it's considered a lucky
number or something.
I don't know.
I fast forwarded to the story.
You didn't seem to want to talk
about it.
This is you shutting down.
I'm not shutting down.
I have another story.
This is me shutting down.
But this is a shipping story
too, that you're a third Harvest
ships to storage.
I don't remember talking about
this one because this is a long
green banded cigar.
Sound like the bread?
Natura's Cigar Company's newest
single farm vintage Cigar is on
its way to storage.
The Natura Third Harvest, 7 1/2
by 38 Lancero is made only from
tobacco grown at the company's
farm in Constanza, Dominican
Republic.
This is a follow up to the
company's first harvest and
second harvest.
So this is the third harvest.
By the Costanza.
You know it's better than one
dragon. 3.
Dragons, OH.
Exactly.
Each cigar was made from tobacco
from a different harvest at the
company's farm.
So all there's all all, there's
cigars 1-2 and three are made by
tobacco grown exclusively at
their farm.
Just different times.
There you go.
Pricing is said at how much of
these lovely Lanceros cigars
Gentleman comes in a box of 10.
Hold on, he's got to put his
Princess Peach Max mask on.
How much is a box?
Oh, it's cigars.
How much is a cigar?
He.
Doesn't even listen when you
talk.
I know.
Yeah, I, I listen.
Third harvest 15 bucks this.
Is the third harvest $13.36
dollars?
Yes, I.
Went.
Holy moly.
It's the third one.
This is the Sam Perry harvest.
This is the best.
Harvest.
This is the Return of the Jedi,
is what you're saying, right?
Exactly.
This is the good one.
It's not quite Empire Strikes
Back.
It's better.
It's better.
What was distributed by our
friends at City of Palms?
Yay.
So you may or may not get them,
I don't know.
No, no, we've worked it out with
City of Palms.
We like City of Palms.
OK, then everybody's going to
get them.
Ventura is a brand from Jacob.
Jacob.
The latter please be.
Here YFRACH say that one more
time Yif Jacob Yif was growing
vegetables in the Dominican
Republic.
During COVID, he began
experimenting with growing
tobacco at his farm in Costanza.
Now wait.
A minute isn't isn't that a
guy's name?
Costanza.
Yeah, that's from Seinfeld.
George Costanza.
Constanza.
Yeah, that would be Constanza.
Yeah.
So this guy is a vegetable
grower during COVID, but he
can't sell them.
So he starts playing with
tobacco and all of a sudden he's
making cigars.
They grow cucumbers.
But the farm in Constanza is
located in the mountains at 1350
meters or 4500 feet of
elevation.
The area has to be coldest
freedom average temperature of
anywhere in the Caribbean, which
creates unique conditions for
the tobacco because of the
temperature.
If he's able to have longer
growing seasons and curing times
which allow the leaves to retain
more of their oils, which in
theory should divide more flavor
and body.
Now it's time to industry's
favorite game.
What's?
The score.
Today's Cigar.
February 5th, 2020.
Twelve.
Brooks Whittington, Majorga,
Nicaragua, reviews the Majorga
torpedo. 89.
Majorga 85.
Cigar reviewed The Majorga
Torpedo from Nicaragua factory
Sergovia cigars.
Oh.
Rapper Nicaragua Habano, 2000
Binder, Nicaragua Filler
Nicaragua Linked six and three
quarter by 52.
Torpedo $4.75 a cigar.
Holy moly, that low 2012.
And they could only afford one.
They smoked one.
It's tough out there on the
streets, 2012.
Well, 2012 they were new, didn't
have a lot of money for review
cigars.
We see here $4.
Can we get it together over
there, Mr. Yanni?
Yanni.
I'm a train wreck.
No, I can't get up there.
Hands are hurting today. 89.
Yes, it's because I'm old.
Yes.
Oh, you have your headphones in?
Yeah, so you can't.
Get away with your bullshit,
you.
Can get away with your little
comments, chunky monkey.
Wow, Chunky Monkey Peach to you,
buddy.
Chunky.
Monkey.
Peach the new ice cream from
Cigar Hustler podcast.
Chunky Monkey Peach. 85.
Clue #1 the construction on the
Majorca sounds fantastic.
I'm sorry.
Perfect burn, effortless draw,
solid smoke production the
entire way through.
It's hard to argue with the
construction a little a little
less aggressive in the earlier
years, apparently.
Oh, you didn't redo that that.
Oh no, that's them.
I didn't do that at all.
That was Brooks in 2012.
Brooks in 2012.
Well, he was just starting.
He's very positive he's not the
bitter man he is today, 89. 85.
The Aroma The clue #2 The aroma
seems to have outperformed the
flavor profile.
That sweet would smell dry
character probably made the
experience more interesting than
the actual tasty notes suggest.
87. 85.
Clue number 3A cigar being
described as bitter as hell.
Nearly the entire smoke with a
sour finish is brutal.
Sounds like the blend never
found balance no matter how good
the construction was. 80.
Is Segovia?
Is that AI?
Think I know whose factors.
Segovia in Segovia the the the
country that got lifted up in
the air in the in the movie with
The Avengers, the Segorvia
chords, no.
I think so.
The one where they had to blow
it up and make it all land in
pieces, they had to evacuate
everybody out of the city.
Like a Pangea.
Pretty sure that it's a grocery
store and it's like over.
You.
Yeah, I figured, yeah, let's go,
man, that was a horrible clue
because I'm going to stick. 85
did.
You already give yours.
My yeah, he's at 80.
It's been so long.
Final thought I knew almost
nothing about the Majorca before
it was handed to me to review.
However, this cigar smoked like
exactly what it was, a 15 year
old smoke that was expired.
It really was a tale of two
cigars.
While the construction and draw
were absolutely wonderful, the
overwhelming bitterness in the
profile destroyed any chance
that I was going to taste any
other flavor of note.
In fact, pretty much the only
good thing about the Majorga
other than the aforementioned
burn and draw, was that it
burned very quickly for its size
and thus was over quicker than I
expected.
Well, he really didn't like it,
but he said it nicely. 68.
Oh man, that's pretty low. 67.
What did you say, 68 He went the
right way.
Yeah, 45.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom.
Wow, 45.
That's low.
That's low.
Holy moly.
I couldn't pass up on that when
I stumbled across the number.
I feel like Segovia.
Is I tried to go as low as I
could where he wouldn't go
lower.
Yeah, I was a little, well, I
was nervous.
That's why I went 67.
I was like, there's no way I go
lower than that.
Damn, I'm a little nervous doing
that.
Like 65 or something.
Is this the lowest one we've
come across now?
I think 50 was the one before.
That no, no, I think you said
like 21 or something on one one
time.
No.
It was something super low.
It was I.
Thought 50 was the bat.
Yeah, the Bat I.
Think it was the worst one.
The bat was the worst one.
Yeah, till now it's the Majorga.
Is that?
From Segorvia where they have
the Accords.
I don't know.
I'm not saying that's.
Probably.
I don't want to get no more
backlash all.
Right.
All right, that's it.
That's all I got.
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Gentlemen, thank you very much
for your time.
Oh, no, Michaels, thank you.
You're welcome and for adding
the new feature to our show.
If you don't like.
It I thanked you for it, calm
down.
You're being sarcastic.
I.
Was not.
If you don't want it, then we'll
get.
I was not comment.
Below if you like, if you want,
if you want to hear more of
those, comment below.
Or We'll build a pole.
I'll build a pole.
Well, I'll build the pole when I
put it.
No, no, you'll build the pole,
right?
I'll build the pole.
No, you build it.
That's right, I.
Will we're getting the pool?
Yes.
We're getting the pool.
By the way, I saw your Instagram
video of you in the pool.
Oh yeah, I saw that too.
And he does this.
Yeah.
Jealous.
Like whatever, yeah.
Jealous.
Jealous, right?
It's.
Like no, not not jealous at all.
Did you not like it?
Did jealousy it's.
Supposed no.
Did you not like the?
Come on, man.
You're supposed I like your
stuff.
You like my stuff?
I liked it.
A comment I wrote gnaw at the
bottom of it.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I don't think I did
anything.
Yeah, of course I liked it.
It's supposed to be DJ stuff, I
thought.
I mean it's.
No, that's my regular page.
It's called DJ Boots.
No, that wasn't on DJ.
No, yeah, that's so I have to
have two pages now because I
can't do, I could probably go
back to the original name
because the lady that I'm doing
marketing with, she said I have
to have a second page.
It has to be separated.
It has.
It all has to be separated.
But they have, but they have a.
Marketing lady now.
They have the same name.
Yeah, 1's DJ boots one's DJ
boots ENT.
Entertainment.
Yeah, I understood.
Ear, nose, throat.
Ear, nose and throat.
Yeah, ear, nose.
But doesn't, doesn't, don't
people get confused.
I mean if they look up DJ Boots
they're like, oh this guy just
floats around a pool, hangs out
with his kid pretty much.
Well, yeah, but if you look at
my new one, DJ Bootsy and T,
like I just basically started
that.
So I'm trying to I have to
separate it all and then I could
probably change the name back
DJ.
Change the name back of your
original 1.
The.
Family stuffed the family stuff
when you take the DJ boots off
because if I search DJ boots,
that pops up and I'm looking,
going, oh, there's never really,
you know, DJ and going on there.
Yeah.
Wow.
He goes to weightlifting
competition with his daughter.
That's nice.
He swims around in the pool,
makes funny faces and eats
hamburgers.
There you go.
Well, I'll probably change it
back to like ACHP boots or
whatever.
No, no, Donna ACHP either.
Don't put.
That either you're fine.
We're folks.
Not do that.
Wow.
We don't want people looking for
us and finding you floating in
the.
Pool, right?
So yeah, you're not.
They love that.
No, they don't.
Not as part of the show.
And you always have to have a
mask on in every photo.
Yeah, we hide.
Your face?
No, that's boots.
We hide your face, all right?
It's the same guy.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Boop.
Show Notes
On today’s show New Mexico may be toxic, Spain is so relaxing, Fire Fire isn’t the normal chant at concerts! How much coffee is to much? We have a story that hits close to home…. Then in cigars we have some new stuff and finally a what’s the score