ACHP Episode 538 Boarding Party For One
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And some comments, some
comments, just some comments got
some some interesting comments.
Oozies.
I just feel compelled to talk
about Joseph Steele in 982 even
though it's from a few episodes
ago, he said.
Oh boohoo sounds like just a
bunch of cry babies around the
38 minute mark.
About the other guys, not you 3.
Also wow you guys look way
different than I expected.
I only ever listened to the
podcast on Pod bean.
Just got on YouTube to make.
This somebody watched it and
then we're not what they
expected us to look.
Like, correct.
Oh, it gets, it gets, it gets
way better for me, for you.
But you're getting ahead of
yourself, Yeah.
I would just want to make sure I
understood.
Unless you're I think this maybe
you're involved here, it's
possible just just got on
YouTube to make this comment
because they don't get seen if I
comment on pod bean so that you
can comment on pod bean.
I don't know.
We don't use pod Bean anymore.
It we used to use it as a
distributor right now if they
somehow still carry the show
from Spotify yeah No, we have no
way to see it You've.
Never commented on OK and wow
totally shocked laugh out loud,
especially by Mikey.
So far from what imagined.
I thought for sure he was a
ginger and your voice does not
match what you whatsoever.
I almost wish I didn't find out.
Laugh my fucking ass off I.
Hope, he says Palmer was Asian.
Is this your mother?
No last thought though I will
say after seeing Mikey, the
douchiness we've all come to
know and expect makes a ton more
sense.
Nice.
I like this guy, whoever he is.
St.
Ives douche.
So yeah.
Yeah, Ginger.
Yeah, it's weird.
He will be ginger on the artwork
for this.
The thumbnail Perfect.
So thank you.
I have no words.
I have no words.
That's it.
That word stops.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
But now the douchiness makes
sense.
I wonder.
No, no, I I was waiting like
Phil said.
Maybe he thought I was Asian
and.
Phil was black.
No, no, he just hammered me
home.
Yeah, he's just a kid like you.
I wonder how long he's listened
for and now he's just seen the
video.
Right.
I mean, we're on the thumbnails,
so.
After all this time, yeah, but
the thumbnails are only on
YouTube.
Yeah.
No, no, I put them up on Spotify
too.
You think they would carry over
to wherever?
I don't think that that's how
the data feed goes like it only.
Takes you out of work, yeah.
Yeah, OK.
Some other comments.
C dub our guy.
C dub 6383.
I love this version of Mikey
Preach brother.
Thank you.
I needed the positive after.
That was about your friends.
That's what he's talking about
because he then he sent the
artwork.
Yeah, Oh, oh.
Today's fan artwork.
He said.
I feel like I've seen this one
once already.
Yeah, the shorts came out a
little bit ahead of the episode
because of how things have
unfolded with Monday.
That's on a short.
But it does say pronunciation is
really important.
Palmer, Nicaragua.
No, they said I'm adding AG in
there.
That's not there.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause that's the
way you make me say it.
No, that's not the way I make
you say it.
OK, I try my best to correct
you.
Wait wait, where do you have the
G after the NI?
Yeah, that's where he slides it
in.
That's where he slides it in.
Oh the yeah, but he might be.
It's 'cause it turns into a
different word when you have
that.
Yeah, yeah, it does.
So stop.
T money on the on the Coop
Memorial Day episode says my Oh
my how the times have changed.
Palmer actually looks alive.
Oh, on that show I've been
beaten down.
That's really early.
I've been beaten down and beaten
down and overworked and.
Well, God, how many years ago
was that?
Five or six years ago.
Yeah, at least, if not more.
Yeah, so you were in your 60s?
Right.
I was in my 60s and you were so
thin.
You weren't even on the show
yet.
And I'm I get called the
douchiness.
I don't understand.
Yeah, that's when that's when
Mikey used to be a ginger.
Yeah.
That's why I agree with the
ginger, yeah.
That show looks so bad.
What do you I enjoy?
I enjoy.
Listening to it, Listening, yes,
watching no.
But I do appreciate all the
editing you had to do for the 1
camera shoot to cut it into
pieces.
That had to be a lot of.
Work the the coop's mic was just
right in.
His face, right in his face the
entire time.
Couldn't figure we couldn't
figure that one out.
Well, no, I mean the camera
didn't move, so it was either
see both of us or see him.
Yeah.
So it's hard to, you know, it's
tough.
It's tough in these.
Streets, you got to make
choices.
It was our show, so.
At Francis Soletto 6035 says
man, this is an old episode,
Lively joking with Coop, talking
well of He Who will not be Named
and the wonderful old studio
triple G's office.
Yes yes, I mean dude it was it
look like I enjoy Coop.
I like, yeah, it was a good
episode.
It was fun, you know.
Who is he that shall not be
named?
It's obvious, so obvious that
you don't, that you're glazing
over it.
Did you watch the episode?
No, I didn't watch it.
I lived it.
I.
Lived it.
I watched the shorts like
everybody else.
Oh, here's another one.
Bryce Field 2489.
Palmer's still hitting that non
existent G in Nicaragua like it
owes him money.
So if we could stop that, that
would be great.
And then I had the oh Boo Hoo, I
think that's.
Nothing from your mom.
No, I like when your mom
comments.
Yeah, especially if your mom
starts embracing.
That's that.
That's her.
Yeah, that would even be better.
It's not the sound I like.
If you want to hear hear your
comment read aloud on the show,
just comment below on this
episode.
And we may read a lot.
We may not we may.
I mean, you know, like there's
only I if you want to call me
his douchiness and then it's
possible that.
His respectfully his red haired
douchiness.
No T money I didn't hear AT
money comment.
Yes, you did.
Yeah, you.
Did.
OK.
It's it's getting worse.
He doesn't even remember what
happened 30 seconds ago.
No, it's just a matter of time.
I was just so worried about
ruckus, you know, Unchained.
Ruckus you wanted to hear.
Ruckus I want to hear from.
Your mind ruckus Unchained.
We'll probably chime in later.
So OK, we ready.
On with the show.
No, we got a couple of gifts
from coding.
We do for one.
I messed up.
Apparently I messed up the T
money gift.
Yeah, it wasn't meant for us.
It said for the kids.
I figured that you were the
kids.
No the.
Kids are the kids at.
Your football.
Yes, you mentioned you were out
of Dum Dums, you know, for the
kids at football.
So he sent you Dum Dum.
He sent me dums.
Oh, so when you when you finally
opened it up, you realize what
it was for?
No.
No, no, I reached out to T money
to see what it was and I was
going to buy it and act like he
had sent it again, but he gave
it to me to give us and he and
he told me he goes, he's just
not reading the note.
He goes.
It wasn't for you.
Guys, no, I read the note, but I
specifically remember having a
conversation with you guys and
you're like, we want Dum Dums.
Well, I want Dum Dums and you
were having it back and forth.
So then I thought the T money
said give the kids what they
want.
Makes sense?
Well, I can see how you have
taken it that way.
Yeah, so that's why I took it
that way.
Now I.
Don't remember, he just brought
a bag in and gave Preston's
daughter 1 so he's got a dumb
dumb.
I ordered.
Well, actually, you know what's
funny is we cut open that bag.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
It was slightly used when I was
giving it to you got.
You hurtful.
Very hurtful.
It's for the kids.
Yeah, apparently if he does send
something, he's going to give it
to other people first.
I will always put the kids
first.
I thought we were the kids.
The younger kids first.
Thank you.
Well, it was Preston's daughter,
so you know.
Oh dude, I'm a are you kidding
me?
I'm a pushover for all of these
kids.
Please go move on with your gift
BAM or podcast travel mug we now
have.
Cigar Hustlers podcast Travel
mugs.
And they will be on the website
soon.
Yeah, we're going to build
those.
We're going to do a small
number, like 10 of them or
something like that.
That way these guys can drink
their coffee while I listen to
the show, right?
Can you?
Turn my camera on too.
Oh, I got.
My oh yours is already cleaned
up, let me close.
Did you rent it all or?
Mine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you've been in my car since
Friday?
Yeah.
So did you clean it?
Did you clean this one?
No, I didn't clean that.
One is there only two I use?
Mine.
Yeah, there's just two.
There was a third one but it was
a test and actually mine is
smaller than yours.
This is awesome.
I went yeah, I I picked the
bigger one.
Can you do the two shot you?
Picked the bigger.
Oh, you went with this one for
production?
Yeah, the two.
Shot.
You know what?
I'm not doing any shots.
I'm just going to put me on the
camera.
That's OK.
He's got to wear the mask
longer.
Yeah.
So yours is bigger?
Yeah, I went with the bigger.
Yeah, the bigger is better.
Wow.
That's nice.
Who sent these?
Rooks coating.
Also, that box is from him.
For you.
For me also.
No, no, not for you.
Wow.
Which I also carried around in
my car since Friday.
Only Molly dude I got it by one
finger that's happy which I.
I felt stupid with that in the
car, but he said it was for you
so.
You felt stupid with this in the
car.
Wait, you see what it is?
Now I'm worried.
It better not be a knife, kids.
It's for the kids.
Yeah, that was.
I'm not going to throw the knife
to you because I'll catch you.
Please be a Dick glitter bomb.
The giant Dick pops out and
glitter.
She's on the edge.
Wait, you see that fan art?
Oh.
Yes.
Wow.
Upgrades.
That's right.
Sugar free he.
Doesn't drink these.
Those are sugar free.
Yeah, he doesn't do the sugar
free.
That's right.
But I mean, twice I'm like, I'll
just take those in the house.
There's only like 3 or 4 of them
in there.
It can't be that big a deal.
But it's like, no, he said.
They were for Mikey, so they
stay in the car.
I don't care.
I knew you wouldn't care and I
almost called you once.
Go look, he sent these.
It's kind of silly me to hold on
to these for five days.
Yeah, yeah.
But here they are, the guilt
overwhelm me and I couldn't
touch them.
Just couldn't handle it.
Couldn't do it, wasn't for me.
Well, that's very nice.
Yes, Rick's coding.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, Rick's
Coatings.
Looking forward to, you know, he
could make us anything.
He can make us a lot of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, well, I got a little
tour of the facility.
Well, we're starting with the,
we're starting with the mugs.
This is the thing that does
this.
This is the thing that does
this.
This is over here where I build
time machines.
Over here is where I have a
robot.
Does he watch the show?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, so he knows there's three
people.
The third cup was lasered 4
different times trying to get it
placed right into right and I
go, I could take that one and
just give it to him and he goes,
no, he goes.
That's not dude.
Take my cup.
No, no, you're good.
He.
Won't.
He'll use it once and he'll end
up in his car.
Yeah, fine.
I'd give you mine, but I've
already used it.
Thank you guys 'cause I will use
this.
There you go bud, enjoy, enjoy.
That's for you.
Thank you.
You're welcome, buddy.
All right.
Oh, you're going to.
Drink.
This one's cold so.
We're selling these.
We will be shortly.
Oh yeah.
Like I said, we're going to
produce like 10 of them or
something like that.
This is one of the dopest things
that we've ever had.
That's pretty cool.
It is pretty neat.
He does allow us to do things
that would normally.
I mean, we would have to get
like 30-5 or forty of those if
we did it like a bigger.
Place that specialized.
In that I mean he just has the
ability to do it with his
equipment he has.
I mean, he's a good guy, so.
Like in front of the show, in
front of the shop.
He's a friend of mine so.
So you want to do.
Business.
You thought you were a douche,
but other than that?
I'm a douchiness.
You're a douchiness.
All right, I'm with the show.
We're ready to go with the show
it.
Was funny, like I showed up to
his house one day because he was
doing a project for me and like
his wife answered the door and
she's like hey.
And she just kind of like, broke
into regular conversation and I
was like, she knows who I am,
right, Right, Right.
She watches the show.
And I say.
Celebrity.
That was pretty cool.
That was pretty badass.
So yeah, it's a cool feeling.
Have we ever had bumper
stickers?
No sticker stickers, but not
bumpers.
Sticker stickers, not bumper
stickers.
Yeah.
All right, let's get on with
this.
Might be the one thing he can't
do is.
We're 15 minutes in.
I watch cigar hustlers podcast.
Oh, it's all right.
Secret Service officer shot and
killed a person who the agency
said approaches security
checkpoint Saturday near the
White House and fired at them
shortly after 4:29 PM Eastern
Standard Time.
An individual approach the
checkpoint just outside the
White House complex and begin
firing at officers.
Oh boy.
So this is what #4 this is the
fourth time someone is take
shots at the president.
I think it's more than that.
So we got the, we got the one in
the ear, you got the guy on the
golf course and then there was
another one after that.
That dinner with the guy was
eating the mashed potatoes, not
giving it right.
Right, right.
And now the guy's trying to
storm the White House.
This guy seems like he's the
least advanced of the.
This is the dumbest I think of
the four, Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, why would you go to the
White House?
I was politely saying least
advanced.
Oh yeah, I mean, how do you
think you're going to get in
with a handgun?
Hey if I start furnace and
everybody will move and I can
get in.
It's usually not how it.
Works.
Yeah, exactly.
The Secret Service spokesman
said, citing A preliminary
investigation, Secret Service
officers returned fire and hit
the suspect, who later died at
the area hospital.
Oh, no kidding.
How how common do you think the
attempts are on the president?
The current or general just.
Kind of like just general.
Like any president.
Yeah, yeah, like.
I don't think it happens as
often.
Are we just finding out about it
more than like Reagan got shot
once, did somebody go after
George Bush the second?
Then we just don't know about
it.
On.
All I'm sure a lot of people
went after him because he was
the 9/11, right?
Yeah, he was president.
During 9/11, there's got to be
some data on this, you know?
How many?
Well, careful, you're going to
get on a list.
That's I don't care dude.
Oh, you'll care when they show
up at your.
House whatever, especially when
your last name is assassination.
Attempts on US presidents are
historically common, with over
40% of the individuals who
overheld the office facing at
least one known attempt or plot.
Oh wow.
Yeah, since 1835.
A little under half.
Yeah, and then how many of them?
And then the quick goes and
breaks down successful
assassinations.
Have we?
4 4 sitting presidents have been
killed in office Did you know
that I.
Didn't know it was four.
Yeah.
So who besides John F Kennedy?
Abraham.
Yeah, that's a.
Big Oh, they go back that far.
I didn't think they went back
that.
Far he was the president.
Yeah, well, I know, but if
they're going from.
The very, very beginning, yeah.
We started one, yeah.
Which number was he?
Palmer.
I don't know.
He only knows because he's
reading it.
No, it's not on here, but that's
fine.
James Garfield.
Oh, what?
Really.
Yeah, I didn't.
I don't even remember that guy.
He doesn't even know where that
is.
William McKinley.
Yeah, Garfield was like elected
twice, right?
Pretty sure.
William McKinley was the other
one injured survivors.
I don't remember McKinley.
Ronald Reagan, right?
Donald Trump?
Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy.
There was all.
Those three were all struck.
By Teddy finished his speech, I
think he was shot during the
speech and the guy hit him and
he went OK and I have to finish
the speech now.
Hold on.
Didn't Robin Williams play him
in National Treasure?
So how many have more than one?
How many have?
Yeah, but not as than one.
Don't talk over me.
We were talking about something
else.
He asked a question first.
Let's see.
Here I was worried about Teddy
Roosevelt.
Is it weird that he has to say
the words as he types like he's
watch his lips?
Gerald Ford had two physical
attempts Abe had.
The guy who like Jodie Foster.
Abraham Lincoln had multiple
attempts.
Did he really?
JFK had multiple attempts.
Well, yeah, then it stopped.
Well, J he succeeded JFK had JFK
had four known assassination
attempts.
Wow.
Wait, was when you said when you
said the people that were killed
JFK wasn't in there?
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he was.
Oh, you said that.
I didn't even I didn't even need
to bring him up.
I was talking about the two that
you didn't realize.
Oh.
OK, Bill Clinton.
I didn't know somebody tried to
kill him.
Four different documented plots.
On her knees.
Sorry, Wow 4 Barack Obama.
Oh, I could have guessed that.
It's almost seems like it's more
common.
So when they said they uncovered
a plot, they may not actually
have been an attempt, but
somebody had a plan to.
Yeah.
I guess, yeah, not like
somebody, somebody took a shot
and missed, but somebody had a
plan, like, OK, I'm going to be
whatever.
And they're like, hey, look at
this note this guy wrote down.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Teddy and Franklin also Teddy
Roosevelt and Franklin D
Roosevelt also face multiple
serious threats throughout their
political careers.
Tough being a president.
I'm sure it is.
Oh yeah, I would imagine.
Stress is, you know, what's
funny is like you watch, you
see, you see the guys as
presidents and then you know,
when they go into office and
then four years later, they kind
of look like you when you
started on the podcast.
Right.
Exactly 4 years later, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That age is in tremendously.
Yeah.
It's, I think Clinton was the
worst that I've seen.
Yeah, he looked the worst
towards the end.
I mean, Barack's still running
around.
He looks fine.
He's still playing basketball
and stuff.
Well.
Now when he came out from when
he went in, I was like.
Oh, really?
I didn't think he looked at
that.
Yeah, compared.
It's tough.
It's tough in these streets.
During the shooting, the
bystander was also struck by
gunfire.
Remains unclear whether the
bystander was struck by the
suspect or in the exchange with
the Secret Service.
Well, we're not going to get
down to the bottom of that
either way.
We're not going to check that
bullet, just make that
disappear.
Who hit him?
That guy did.
Save that bullet for later.
It was him, it was him.
Secret Service agents are seen
after lockdown was lifted at the
White House in Washington, DC on
May 23rd.
Police vehicles and armed Secret
Service agents are seen in a
blocked street near the White
House in Washington, DC on May
23rd.
Secret Service personnel were
not injured and the President,
Donald Trump, was in the
residence and unaffected.
All right.
So he's fine.
The guy apparently didn't get
past the guard.
The guard check.
All right.
You know, if you watch that one
movie, they have to have that
dump truck that the guy with,
not dump truck the garbage truck
with the guy with the big
machine gun, the Gatling guns,
aren't they?
Yeah, that's that's way you get
back.
What movie was that?
I don't know.
One of those ones where they
attacked the White House, I
don't know.
And Gerard Butler says him,
whatever that one was.
Oh, is White House Down?
Was White House Down the one
because there's been 2 with two
different guys in it.
Yeah, there was one with
Channing Tatum and there's one
with Gerald Butler.
Channing Tatum and.
Who is Jamie Foxx?
Jamie Foxx, right, who needed
his Jordans to get away from.
The Terror by the way, I started
to watch Denim Thieves 2.
I shut it off you.
Didn't like it.
I think I've watched it.
I like Gerard Butler.
I don't.
I don't like the fact that
Gerard Butler lived from the
first one.
Oh, why?
Because he was a scumbag.
He's big on sequels.
You got to watch the movie.
I can't.
We got to.
I can't.
I you know, the minute that this
guy is global, this global
thief, and now he's going to go
and get him.
Yeah, but it's like Peaky
Blinders.
Like you got to get through the
first little bit.
I enjoyed the first little bit
of Peaky Blinders.
Really.
Yeah, I had to get through the
first couple of IS.
This ice cube, Sun is this ice
cube?
Yeah, yeah.
He doesn't strike crushed ice.
He just, Yeah, crushed ice.
He doesn't strike me as master
thief, and I just.
I can't.
Because he's ice cube son.
You can't believe it's a master
thief.
I'm not happy that.
How do you how do you know that
if you don't watch the movie?
Because Denim Thieves 1.
He was Denim Thieves 2.
Now it's international and I'm.
Just that's the way it goes, you
know?
Yeah.
Now we got.
And the next one, they'll be in
space.
Yeah.
Denim thieves Asteroid.
We're going to take the media.
Elon Musk edition.
Yeah, so did you.
Are you referencing Den of
Thieves or Den of Thieves 2?
2.
OK.
And you think it's worth it?
Yeah, you got.
You just got to get through the
beginning.
It is slow in the beginning.
I just hate the fact that Gerard
Butler is now going
international to try and track
him down like that Doesn't that
doesn't.
Happen.
Bad guy.
Now he's a good guy.
Who?
Gerard Butler.
No, don't tell him the movie.
You're telling him the movie.
He.
Said that he is the bad guy And
the first one, yes, I've seen
the first one.
I don't think I've seen the
second one.
Yeah, the second one's good
because there's a twist.
Whatever.
Oh, the twist is ice cubes on as
the bad guy.
Just watch a movie.
OK.
All right.
Moving on.
All right, as a mom and dad
prepped for take off, their kid
was left as a cast off.
As a cast off.
Yes.
Like.
An unnamed mother and father
allegedly abandoned a 10 year
old boy at an unidentified
airport in Spain after realizing
they didn't pack all the kids
necessary travel documents.
So they just left them.
They left.
Oh my God.
Unwilling to miss their flight
number 429, the jet setters
boarded the Airbus, leaving
their son in the airport
terminal, where a family member
would eventually, hopefully
retrieve him so they found out
his passport had expired.
Which is totally the parents
responsibility.
Correct.
But they didn't want to miss
their vacation, so they went
ahead and got on the plane, said
you said right here.
Someone will come and get you.
Yeah, they figured eventually
someone would, you know,
approach the child sitting by
himself, ask a question, and
then they would call, I don't
know, Aunt or Uncle Bob and
Sheila, whoever they happen to
be.
Hey, he's here.
Can you come get him?
Because he wouldn't be able to
reach the parents on the plane.
What the hell are we doing then?
Are you kidding me?
Nope, The kid told police that
his parents were on the plane on
their way to their home country
for a vacation.
And Lillian a oh, said Lillian.
Sorry.
Air operations coordinator At
the airport where the incident
occurred, she detailed the
chaos.
Over 429.
I don't know, this makes no
sense.
Over 429 thousand TikTok
viewers.
Oh 429,000 TikTok viewers.
Her claims, however, have not
yet BeenVerified.
So apparently this the lady who
found him made a TikTok.
Like Can you believe these
losers left this kid?
So this is a story that we don't
know for for a fact if it is
100%.
Well I got it from the news, not
TikTok.
Gotcha.
The escalation given to the
authorities was that the child
was travelling with the expired
passport from Spain and needed a
travel visa, said Lillian,
speaking Spanish in the clip.
Since she didn't have since he
didn't have a visa, they left
the kid in the terminal and
called a relative to pick him
up.
Oh, so they called on Aunt
Sheila and Uncle Bob to come get
Little Billy.
Yeah, but they still left them.
Dude, yeah, they still left
them.
I'm not saying it's OK.
Yeah, he's a 10 year old.
Not like they left an 18 year
old.
When they were born, I mean, any
kid, period.
Home alone, Spain.
No, that's not, but no, but home
alone they accidentally left
him.
Yeah, these are on purpose.
Oh, goods are on purpose, they
said.
All right, all right, You know
what, dude?
Here's 5.
Here's $5 in Spanish money.
Have a seat.
In Spanish money, this guy in
Spanish airport.
Pesos.
Is it pesos in Spain?
No, I didn't think so today.
He's he's coming for you today.
Yeah, isn't he?
Yeah, it's not.
He's mad because he didn't
originally get a cup.
Yeah.
Well, I have, I have one now and
I don't think Mikey did you?
See.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
But he still thinks you're a
ginger.
No, I didn't say that.
You did earlier.
It was very nice.
He dyed his hair all.
Right.
I want to back up to this real
quick.
Yes.
Like that kid is going to hold
it over his parents.
Oh yeah, for the rest of their
lives.
Yeah, they're in trouble.
The kid's going to be famous.
Can you imagine?
This kids going to be
emancipated.
Let me ask you, did your
parents, did your parents ever
leave you anywhere when you were
a kid?
No.
Did they ever forget you when
you were a kid?
Oh, we could be unpacking
something here.
What are you saying, Mikey?
I'm just too.
No, I don't think they have.
OK, what about you?
No, and I and I went overseas
and stuff.
No, never left me in.
Like yourself.
No, with my parents.
Yeah, interesting.
I'm afraid to ask.
You you should, Mother left.
You you shouldn't.
Did Ruckus on Chain ever leave
you?
You don't.
You don't.
Want Sharon ever leave you?
Somewhere, Mike, you don't want
an answer to that.
Yes, we do.
Did Sharon leave you alone
somewhere?
Yeah, on purpose.
She forgot me.
Where?
Did she have Greg with her?
Though, well, she forgot me at
daycare.
Oh, forgot to come and get you.
After daycare closed.
Oh.
Well, maybe she's just late.
She was.
They were.
She was leaving her job and they
were throwing her a party for
leaving.
So she was.
Oh last day type thing.
She's going hard in the.
Paint got a little liquored.
Oh, she she doesn't like it when
she was the last.
Honest mistake.
You would have let Yeah, that
happened.
Really.
Tomato.
Tomato.
Tomato you.
Forget your kid somewhere.
Oh, he does.
I've never had a going away
party yet so I don't know.
You think you would forget your?
What at that point Happy going
away since your last?
Episode I I got news.
I got news for you.
I don't think you know, knowing
your spouse, I don't think that
that responsibility would ever
fall on you.
No, I wouldn't.
Right.
Yeah.
Were your parents still together
at the time?
Yeah, yeah.
So where was your dad?
We're probably working.
At the party.
With the hammers.
With the hammers.
With the hammers.
Yeah.
He was a hammer salesman, it
turns out.
Yeah, Yeah, it was a hammer
sales.
Traveling tails with Like Mr.
Feeny, he travelled around with
a wagon full of hammers.
Come get your hammers.
Wow, that's sad man.
We'll talk about that later.
No, I just know that like he's.
Going to be angry all day.
I'm not angry at all.
He's going to call Greg and yell
at him.
Listen, I could just tell you
that.
How old were you?
I was probably 5-4 or five
years.
Old and he remembers.
Of course I don't have any 5.
Year old well that's a that's a
tragic event so he's.
Imagine it happening to a 10
year old.
Well, and they had to explain it
to him so he didn't follow them
onto the plane.
Yeah, and you stay here.
You sit here.
Yeah, when you're like four or
five, like you don't know yet if
your parents really love you
when you're 10, like you should
know at that point, right?
Yeah, they're explaining to him,
look, your passport's not up to
standards.
We're very sorry.
I'm not go on the vacation.
I'm.
Not leaving my kid for anything.
Aunt Sheila and Uncle Bob's
gonna come get you.
Am I part of this family still?
No.
Well, no, really, you're not
right now.
Uncle Bob's always been fond of
you.
Yeah.
They have a new pony.
We'll see you next year for
Christmas.
A new pony next year we'll see
you when mom and daddy come back
we'll.
Bring back pesos.
We'll bring you back a present.
Dude.
What was their home country?
I mean, they're, they're going
from Spain to wherever they're
from.
America.
Aw on a on a Saturn note there
was a story I passed on which is
a little more horrific if you
want.
If you want to give me the brief
Cliff notes, do you have enough
cigar news?
We already had 30.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A guy left his son in the car
for an entire work day, so you
can figure out what happened.
But then the guy shot himself.
So it's it's fine now.
So it's fine now.
So it was it was an OK leaving
the kid.
Was it OK but he took care of?
Himself.
How old was the kid?
I think they said eight you.
Didn't get out of the car.
Yeah, I know exactly.
I mean, you think, oh, this is
where he left me.
Could be worse.
It could be in the airport in
Spain.
I don't know.
We're at summertime, so that's
where these stories are going to
start popping up.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's getting hotter.
Terrible man.
Man, I'm glad you didn't bring
that story up because that's
sad.
I'm very shy.
Last time you saw your dad?
Krispy Kreme owes some people up
to $3500 as part of a class
actual settlement.
Oh, I'm going to be rich.
Krispy Kreme employees have one
month left to submit a claim up
to $3500 in a class action
settlement.
Settlement was reached in a case
against Krispy Kreme alleged it
failed to prevent the
unauthorized access of current
and former employees private
information.
This includes name, birth date,
Social Security number and
financial account access
information during a 2024 data
breach, according to the
settlement's website.
Who?
What?
Who gives?
They're social.
Oh, I guess.
Employees.
This is for employees, OK?
I'm sorry you're an employee,
I'm thinking.
Like when I buy a Donuts man, I
don't think he's.
Upstairs, a sort of employee,
not employee you know they.
All have the same yeah, Social
Security all have the same.
He just changes the last digit.
This is weird, but OK, I'm going
to go with.
It these are all sequential.
This That was only one time.
Sequential.
Krispy Kreme agreed to pay one
$1,616,760 in settlement to
resolve the allegations.
What a weird number.
Yeah.
Allegation that the private
information of current and four
employees was exposed during the
breach.
So somebody decided I'm going to
hack Krispy Kreme.
Eligible individuals can submit
a claim for 429 up to 3500 to
cover documented losses related
to fraud or identity theft
resulting from the breach.
If you don't have proof, you can
get.
If you don't have proper
documentation, you can submit a
claim to receive an alternate
cash payment.
Anybody want to guess?
Lifetime Donuts.
Phil, wait, he's getting excited
now about the lifetime Donuts.
200 bucks. $75.
I was closer.
Nice.
So if you don't have the
documentation, so we could all
apply for $75, hey.
Hey, we're real sorry about
leaking your social to the dark
web, right?
Here's $75 and come by and stop
by on Wednesday.
There you go.
Whether they're hot and now.
When they're hot and ready.
All right, France, France,
France, France has officially
moved to ban nicotine pouches
like Zen, and the penalties
attached to the crackdown are
grabbing global attention.
How are you going to do it?
How are you going to?
How are you going to?
Yeah, well.
They're not going to be sold and
if they catch you spitting one
on the ground.
There's this, the Spit Police.
Well, I mean in that one country
if you spit gum you get beat by
a with a stick.
What's a Bobby?
What?
Tell me, like bobbies.
To bobbies.
No, like in Europe.
Bobby's.
That's about it.
Yes, if you get caught using
oral nicotine products you could
lead to penalties as a various
five years in prison and fines
reaching nearly $429,000.
Really.
Wow, that's.
Imagine it's not in freedom
dollars though it's got to be
in.
Pesos.
It's France.
Pesos.
EUR Pesos.
That was fast.
So that was how many.
We have the French money.
The move targets tobacco free
nicotine pouches that have
exploded in popularity across
both the United States and
Europe over the last few years.
Supporters of the ban argue the
products appeal heavily to
younger users and believe
stricter regulations necessarily
slow down the use.
Good luck.
Good luck.
That's not even that doesn't
even make sense.
You're not going to.
You don't like them?
I thought you'd be happy.
No, I it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if I like them
or I don't like them.
I don't like over regulation of
anything.
Like that's the, and that's the
big problem that people fail to
realize in the world is because
they don't like something,
they're OK with it being over
regulated when they should be
like, yeah, this isn't for me,
but we still need to protect us.
Right.
Oh, I see what you mean, yes.
Like oh God, he's still
struggling with the.
Still thinking about the Donuts.
So no, no, you're, I, I
absolutely despise these things.
I think that they're terrible.
Like I, I don't understand why
anybody does them.
And if, if you do it around me,
I'm going to make fun of you.
That's going to happen and
that's inevitable.
But I, I still don't think that
the government needs to step in
and say all of this, you know,
well, if you do it, it's five
years and it's, no, that's
ridiculous.
A lot of money and fines.
Is it so if you if you're
visiting there and you have 1,
you get in trouble?
Oh yeah.
All you have to do is just not
spit it out right.
Put it in your pocket.
Just keep it in your mouth and
go throw it away like a normal.
That's the problem is that you
know it is.
And that's the same scenario
that happened with vaping is,
you know, these ass hats, they
put a car battery attached to
these vape things and they get
huge and that, you know, they
would put this gigantic amount
of smoke or vapor up in the air
where you couldn't even see.
They look like a magic trick.
They had those competitions to
see how much you can get up and
it would.
Vent.
You know you like somebody did
that.
I remember when somebody did it
in the shop when it was just
getting going.
I'm like, Oh my God, man, what
are you doing?
Like I can't.
Where are you and why does it
smell like cotton candy?
Hey, Bobby, you changed your
battery?
No, ma'am, I'm just vaping over
here.
I.
Remember people doing it on
airplanes when they first.
Started coming, yeah.
And that's the problem is like.
Smoke.
Oh no.
And you still see it to this
day.
People are walking in a crowd.
Boom, hit it.
Oh, slide it away.
With the sometimes you find them
in the parking lot.
Yeah, they just throw them.
Out.
They just, you know, they're
empty.
They throw it.
Yeah.
It's like throwing a battery
down on the ground.
There was an unusual Friday.
It was unusual amount of the Zen
pouch things on the ground.
They must have saw the France
thing.
There was more of those than
cigarette filters.
OK, All right.
Well, it's.
Becoming more popular do.
You have a video.
Skip the video, we'll just move
on to Cigar.
News skip I haven't wanted.
We'll skip it.
All right, Cigar News EU opens
public comment period for future
tobacco regulations So the
European Union's continue to
work on the next generational
tobacco ban as of this coming
December.
But now they have opened up for
public commenting, whether
you're for or against.
OK, Do you want the phone
number?
No, sure.
OK, I didn't take it.
I figured you'd say no.
Why wouldn't I say no?
Because we don't live in Europe
and they don't care what we say.
I think it'd be funny anyways.
You know, just give them.
It was a.
Half wheel.
OK.
Just give them Justin Andrews
number that.
Would have been hilarious.
He gets all these phone calls
about don't ban these things.
I like.
The comment period runs from May
18th to June 15th.
The European Cigar Manufacturers
Association, the ECMA, has
published A guidance document
that walks through how to submit
a comment.
The EU Commission has not yet
disclosed the full scope of the
revision.
However, we know that the
planned packaging is under
consideration in the upcoming
revision of the EU Tobacco
Products Directive.
OK.
We therefore strongly invite
cigar smokers to make their
voices heard that the EU
Regulation understand that
cigars are different from mass
consumed tobacco.
OK, yeah, well, it's nice to
hear that they're asking for.
Well, I guess it's part of the
process.
They have to, oh, it's like when
they rezone something here in
America.
They have to, you know, make up.
How about you just leave it
alone?
I don't know like.
Don't do the Don't do the
generational tobacco ban.
Yeah, like this is all
ridiculous.
Got up there, but it'd be
helpful.
I don't know what the Hell's
going on, man.
This.
Is ridiculous.
Why don't they ban like crack?
Well, it is illegal.
Oh, it's just illegal, not
banned.
Well, illegal and banned is sort
of if you if you make it
illegal, technically I think
it's banned.
No, being banned means you can't
sell it.
Crack people can still sell
crack.
No, they can't.
It's illegal.
I don't know.
I think it's one of those tomato
tomatoes again.
So they just can't use it, but
they can sell it.
Is that what your theory is?
I don't, I don't think they.
Only in Maryland.
Anyways, this is yeah, we're out
of hand on this.
Let's keep going.
We're out.
Of hand.
He's just realized that you're
like, I sounded stupid.
That was fun.
Man, for the show, it's for the
show.
It's for the show.
Yeah, sure, it's for the show.
Yeah, it's just for the show.
It's.
For the show, right?
Yeah.
I mean, you don't normally eat
that much, you just do it for
the show.
Wow.
Yeah, well, you got to come with
me.
I'm coming back.
Tobogganism of Greenwich.
You're familiar with that shop?
Yes.
Do you like that shop?
I don't know that shop, but that
shop usually has a lot of high
end yadda yadda's.
It's like the number one.
Most.
Affluent retail store in the
world or something?
They land exclusive with
Foundation, LFD and Padrone.
Yeah, Foundation.
On June 10th, the Tobacco Owners
of Greenwich is hosting an event
called Titans of Tobacco.
There you go.
Oh, I've seen this.
They're all in like a brown box.
They're all in different I.
Don't know.
Yeah.
Featuring 6 or 7 noted cigar
personalities.
I don't think they're putting
the personalities in a box, no.
As part of the event, each
person is bringing special
cigars, most of which will be
exclusive atola of an existing
line.
So far 3 have been announced.
OK Foundation is bringing a 6 by
54 Toro of it's Foundation 10
year Anniversario.
The cigar made by AJ Fernandez
using the Connecticut Broad Leaf
Habano hybrid rapper over
Brazilian Monophena binder and
fillers from three regions in
Nicaragua.
Great job, I'm very proud of
you.
Condega SLE and halapa.
So far it's only been offered in
a single 7 by 58 Salamone each
10 count boxes of cigars, which
is branded as Foundation rare
finds.
Titans of Tobacco collection is
priced at $429.
You want to get that one.
In a similar fashion, La Florida
Dominicana releases a 6 by 54
version of the company's La
Florida Dominicana 30 year
anniversary.
The cigar, which was introduced
in 2024, has been offered only
in a 6 1/2 by 58 chisel, but now
it's it's second vitola.
Anybody want to guess?
6 1/2 by 80. 660.
Oh, they don't say.
Wow.
Just what is blended Mine it's
$475 for a 10 count box.
OK, but drone has created a.
Millennium.
So we'll go for a size and then
we'll explain what it is.
Oh, it's a Pedron black.
Sorry.
Oh, OK, but it's a size.
What is the size?
The size is gonna be a robusto.
Phillip.
I think it's gonna be a Toro.
What size?
6 1/2 by 56. 652. 654.
You overbid.
I went.
It's made entirely of Niska Rag
1 tobaccos.
Thank you.
While most padrones are offered
in two rapper options, just one
is being created for the event.
So it's really what?
Just the one, just the. 1.
OK, list of the guys using a
Maduro rapper.
The Padrone Rare finds Titans of
Tobacco collection is priced at
the 10 count box.
What are you doing that's not
the padrone black?
I'm showing. 10 Count Padrone
Blacks Let's go 4. 100.
Let's go 400 bucks. 5.
Dollars 100,000 Hundred $750 per
box of 10.
O2 for two.
Nobody's saying how many boxes
they're making.
Tobaccos of Greenwich has yet to
announce the release from
Moturo, Fuente Hendrick, Kinky
Kellner and Klaus Kellner and
Tablo Calera Diaz Cabrera and at
least one of those cigars will
be something other than a 6550
Arturo.
The June 10th event will feature
Carlito.
Fuente.
Of Arturo Fuente, Nicholas
Melillo of Foundation, Hendrick
Henke Keller and Klaus Keller.
The twins, Lito Gomez of La
Flora Domenicana, George Padrone
of Padrone and Alanio Diaz of
Tablicalera Diaz Cabrera, in
addition to the ticketed dinner
and auction featuring rare
cigars, will take place to raise
money for a Cigar Rights of
America.
Who do you think?
Who do you think should have
been there other than them?
Is there?
Somebody else who should have
that?
Eric Espinoza.
Oh, Eric.
You think Eric should have been
there?
Sure he can.
He can run in that crowd.
Yeah.
Who else?
Well, we know the other one,
but.
I mean, if well, Skip doesn't
get invited to things, he
doesn't play well with others,
yes.
He does.
He gets along with a lot of
those guys.
I'm sure he does.
He should have definitely been
first one on the list.
No, AJ.
He's busy with his new building.
Well, AJ is invited, just
indiscreetly because he made all
those.
So skip, Eric, AJ, Buffy.
Yeah, boof, he could, and he
would really spice the place up
a little bit.
Drop him right in the mix.
Right.
But I don't, I don't think.
So they're probably who's.
The buffoon who invited him was
the buffoon.
He.
Keeps trying to touch my pee
pee.
Oh wow.
OK.
That you fucking did.
A lot of you would go, oh.
That's going to be my new
birthday cigar.
You.
Grab that hog.
He said.
You see the clip?
He said his cigars don't have
AIDS, They're AIDS free.
Like, oh, that's good to know.
All the rest of them apparently
aren't.
That's nice.
So you can see him doing his
sticking with this crowd.
No, JD.
Well, he's not JD anymore.
No, John.
John Tom?
No, he's in Dominican Republic
at the moment, building an
empire.
Yeah, his cigars have not come
out.
He.
Doesn't they don't carry his
cigars there yet?
Thank you for switching for me
as I was taking a sip.
No problem.
Should have switched back when
he was sipping.
OK, next.
All right.
Senior officials in the Food and
Drug Administration have made at
a grave air, Michael.
Well, why?
They were blindsided by a recent
decision that opens the door to
allowing more unauthorized
electronic cigarettes and
nicotine pouches into the US.
That's how it works.
It's called loopholes if.
They had only banned them.
We would be fine.
Well, they're not allowed in
France anymore, so they rerouted
them.
We're getting all the French
ones out for the paces.
To pay the paces.
The guidelines, posted online
earlier this month before former
FDA Commissioner Marty Mercari
resigned, will allow companies
to launch certain nicotine based
products before they're even
been fully vetted by regulators.
OK.
Some FDA officials tasked with
enforcing vaping regulations
were not consulted on the
changes and only learned of them
the night before the document
was published, according to two
staffers who spoke to the AP on
condition of Don't say who we
are, Definitionality agency
matters they're not supposed to
talk about.
Them like shield?
Yes, like shield, but right,
These people are Shield.
So do you think that somebody
was smart enough to look at the
legislation, say, oh, here's a
loophole, or do you think that
somebody was there building
legislation said to to the other
people, hey, here's a loophole,
loophole, how to get this done?
The Building 1.
I think it was the second.
One number two, number two.
It sounds like these two people
called the AP and go, hey, guess
what?
They let this little thing,
you're not going to believe
this.
You're not going to believe what
happened.
They're all in the same
building.
Just don't touch the beep all in
the.
Same building.
We gave them the beepers, the
argument.
Suddenly, a sudden the parents
sparked international or
internal confusion about how the
policy came about and who
authorized it.
Who okayed this?
Who put this in there?
You.
Guys looking around like this.
Was it in trouble?
Was it in trouble?
I bet it was Mad Booth.
Yeah.
In recent days, agency officials
have conveyed hour long meetings
grappling with how to implement
the Six Page Memo, which breaks
the long standing FDA policy
requiring scientific
verification of health benefits
for smokers before any new
products are introduced.
OK, well I'm glad there's a
loophole.
Yes, because what we need are
more vapes and more nicotine
pouches.
Well, here, here again, I'm not
for the regulation of that of
any of that stuff.
Oh well then this works perfect
for you.
These don't even have to be
tested.
So maybe they have AIDS?
Maybe they do have.
Aids.
There needs to be some.
There needs to be some form of
regulation, but it needs to be.
It is too much, you're right.
They do have regulations called
taxes.
It's not how that works.
Yeah, but that's fine.
You sell it, we we keep money.
But it's no Back to the crack is
not illegal.
Yeah, we, oh, you can tell it.
All right, it's time for the
industry's favorite game.
Get your fingers ready for the
thing.
What?
The score?
Today's first cigar.
May 23rd.
Can't you do that before we do?
Them No, because if you do it
beforehand, it doesn't heat,
it's not ready to go, it turns
off.
I'm sorry, does it bother you?
Yes, as soon as I start
describing the cigar.
Every time you kick that.
So then you just got to wait for
what's the score?
On I do pause, but you're not
ready because then you have to
find the remote and then by the
time I start reading you're
hitting the button.
So I just needed an extra 2
seconds or be prepared.
Can you give me two more
seconds?
Be prepared.
I just need two more seconds
prepared.
How am I supposed to know give
you?
Two more seconds sounds like a
regulation you're trying to
make, and we're not for over
regulation to be on the show.
How am I supposed to know when
we're moving to what's the
score?
Because it's the end of the
show.
How do I know that we're at the
end of the?
Show I wink at you just like you
told me to.
You wink.
Yes, I missed the wink.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There'd rather be no winking
past this point.
Well, no, it's right before this
starts.
OK, let's go.
May 23rd, 2026.
Charlie Minato is a reviewer.
Crown Heads Limited Edition
Cigar Blood Medicine B Positive
LE 20265 and a half by 56.
Oh, blood medicine.
Blood Medicine.
I thought we ordered this.
Did we ever get this in?
Yes.
I don't think we got this one,
but we had to have one.
I think we had the first one.
You had one because we did it on
the show.
Yeah, we didn't.
Can't say what we did. 88
Phillip. 85. 8 Phillip.
Cigar Reviewed Blood medicine B
Positive.
Excuse me Country of origin
Nicaragua Factory Taka Nixa
Rapper Nicaragua Carrojo Binder
Ecuador Connecticut Seed Filler
Nicaragua Length 5 1/2 by 56
It's round and they smoked 3.
A Bing bong. 87. 85.
First clue The tart dynamic
profile in the first cigar
really elevated the experience
given the wood and earth core a
lot more depth in keeping the
flavor engaging throughout the
smoke.
Tardy. 88. 85.
Clue #2 The retro Hales sounded
especially interesting in the
latter stages with notes.
Yeah, sounded good with notes
like brown mustard, BBQ sauce,
tomato, and sweetness, creating
some unique transitions you
don't usually hear describing.
Cigar review sounds like what
I'm having for dinner. 86.
Went from a warhead to a brisket
85.
Sorry.
Clue #3 The rapper issues sound
brutal.
Multiple cracks, unraveling
wrappers and constant touch ups
completely took away from what
could have been a much stronger
experience. 81. 80.
Final thought, had I known what
was to come, I would have
approached the smoking the first
cigar with him with a monastic
focus.
I was doing my normal chickens
and making notes about the
cigar, but I was prepared to
rely on the next two cigars to
help provide further details for
the review.
Unfortunately, those two cigars
were not the same experience and
I really wish they had been
without the unraveling issues.
The B positive delivers this
great mixture of savory with
tardiness, but with them it just
left me wanting so much more.
Oh, now you're doing it 81,
Phillip.
Is there any winking going on
O80?
You went the wrong way 88.
What I had it.
Yeah, Whoa, whoa, whoa.
God sparking.
My head.
Oh God. 88.
Your red hair is going to be on
fire.
Yeah, 88.
That's one.
After that description.
Look, I don't write them.
I just, you know, read them.
Second Cigar.
May 24th, 2026.
Patrick Lagreed.
Dominican Republic, Limited
Edition.
Long live the Queen.
Forbidden Fruit.
Uscuro.
Phil.
This is a Caldwell.
Yes, yes, I.
Think I've had this.
It's new.
Oh, it's brand new.
Yes.
No, I haven't.
OK.
Thank you for clearing that up
for us.
Thank you.
But Caldwell, some of them are
pretty good.
I'm going to you know what I'm
if it made it on here, I'm going
to go go 92.
To be fair, they review all
cigars, not just the good ones.
Yeah, well, remember we had a
40.
Wireless.
Let him pick his number, stupid.
And you have.
To wow.
Wow, that was super hurtful.
Very mean.
Yeah, what was going on?
He.
Was mean to me.
You thought it was hilarious.
I mean, back in I'm a terrible
person.
What he said made the.
One, he met enough out of you
over there.
He made one joke about.
You.
No, no, it was several.
But you are old.
But.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't you do it.
You leave him alone. 92.
You know, people find out, you
dye your hair, you get all
upset. 87 You dye your hair.
No, You dye your hair.
People find out.
You dye your hair from your, you
know, the real color's red.
Now you make it black.
I prefer to be red.
The question is.
I'd be north of the wall.
Oh.
Yeah, do the rugs match the
drapes or whatever it is?
Curtain match the carpet.
Match the garbage.
Yeah.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Well, that's pressing when he
gets here.
He's here.
He's in the parking lot.
Oh, you're making a way out
there.
You're making a way outside, no?
This is like leaving your kid in
the truck and then you go off
yourself.
Let's go.
Let's go and finish this up.
Now we got to get the carpet
question answered.
If he doesn't come in, why?
We're so come on.
It's always with him.
I said my name again.
Yes.
Oh, do you have Dun Duns?
Of course, sure, he's got the
bag he thought was ours.
Yeah, 92, I said 92 all.
Right, Long live the Queen,
forbidden he.
Didn't even guess the number.
Yeah, he did, didn't you?
Yeah, 87.
Country origin Dominican
Republic factory It's the MENA
del Rey factory.
Rapper Mexico Binder.
We're not saying, oh, it's
undisclosed, but too much
receipt.
OK, OK.
That's acceptable.
You were asking some questions.
Yeah, he was like.
Yeah, I guess that's fine.
I'm OK with that.
All right, filler.
Dominican Republic link 6 by 60.
It's a round cigar and they
smoked free. 92. 86.
Clue #1 the creaminess toast
earth toasted.
Wait, the creaminess, toast,
earth, and pepper combinations
in the second third sounds
extremely malice and refined,
especially once the profile
opened up and gained more
richness. 92. 89.
Construction really seemed to
shine over all, especially with
the thick, durable ash and
strong smoke production
throughout the entire
experience. 92. 90.
Clue number three of the profile
sounds a little too mellow,
repetitive early on with minimal
transitions and a lack of
strength keeping it from being
more memorable.
Wait, I have a question.
Yeah.
Doesn't it sound like he's been
reading someone else's review
and he's explaining it with his
comments?
No, you know where you're going
with that.
Maybe that's just how he.
Writes sounds a little too
mellow, like it's not the
profile he gave it.
The profile he's reading sounds
too mellow.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he probably read the
profile that Caldwell put out.
No, it was probably reading his
reviews, the three notes of all
three and he's that's why he's
indicating that Hey, the sound
it sounds like that.
So go ahead all.
Right.
I don't know.
You guys vote?
Phil.
Is this the final?
No.
No, that was the third clue. 92.
89.
Final thought, The Long live the
Queen Forbidden Fruit is a
pretty enjoyable cigar, though
for as big as it is, it's one
that could use a bit more time
in the sweet spot.
The opening of the cigar is slow
and not terribly dynamic, kind
of being stuck in rush hour
traffic waiting to break free
and get into a higher gear.
I want to break free.
The second third is where that
happens, as the flavor blossoms
and shows a pretty enjoyable
complexity and balance in a
profile that isn't overwhelming
like a flower.
The final third calls back to
the first third but a bit more
character, though it comes at
expense of the harmony of the
second third.
Construction was a bit of a
mixed bag.
Smoking at my normal rate took
me a while to get through the
cigar with a bit quicker of a
smoking pace.
Didn't seem to impact the cigar
adversely by helping cut down on
the time investment.
On the whole it's an enjoyable
cigar that has been that that I
would be interested to
experience in a smaller quicker
smoking format or if there was a
way to nubify it.
Shopping off the 1st and final
third and getting right to the
best part of the cigar. 88 you.
Got pretty low pretty fast
there.
I'm going to go 89.
You said 88, you said 89.
You went the wrong way.
Yes, 87.
Yes.
Well, I can't go too low.
I can't go too high so I have to
almost meet myself.
OK, time for the day.
All I got.
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