ACHP Episode 539 Kit Kats Everywhere
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Had one at one time but it
broke.
How about that?
But you have time it with
action.
Are we recording?
Did you turn it back on action?
Welcome to Cigar Hustler podcast
episode 539.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
over in engineering today we
have Phil.
My new movie is called Self
Pleasure.
It's all about me. 30 minutes
of. 30 minutes of him in the
pleasure room.
In the filing office.
How much money did it make me?
I don't know.
Has it come out yet?
We don't have any piece of that
business.
This is just your
extracurricular stuff you like
today.
It's been You haven't had a
blockbuster hit, I can tell you
that much.
Yeah, I'm sorry you're not
making big money.
Blockbuster isn't around so.
No, it's they're not rental.
Still the term.
Still the term and my Co host
Mikey, I like to announce my
arrival at the studio.
Stefan Kevitch.
With snoring.
I like to announce my arrival.
Yeah, everybody like I'm on my
way or whatever it is.
You say, yeah, in route, headed
in.
Headed in.
Yeah.
But that's not a that's not a
time, though.
I mean, it's nice to know that
you're coming this way, but it's
not like heading in means 15
minutes.
It usually means 30.
You think you think that he
like.
We can talk that if, if if
that's the time you would like
to assign to it.
It's about 25 to 30.
OK, Well, we'll go with 30 for
now.
On when you say that it'll be
30.
Yeah, All right.
Like I was Mikey, I like to
announce my arrival 30 minutes
before I get to the studio.
Step on Kevin.
Yeah, because he's always doing
stuff.
He's out and about.
I like to give him a heads up.
Well I mean but before 2 seconds
ago it was not assigned a time,
just heading in.
Could be.
Sometimes it was an hour.
Did you ever been an hour?
I don't know, but it sounds like
there's a song that's been
really rubbing him.
Wrong I know.
Look, I got to come up with
something every day.
Sometimes it's hard to find
something.
You could have.
You could have counted on.
Porn movies too.
You get a few porn times, no?
You could you want to know what
you could have said, you could
have said and my Co host Mikey
who had an amazing weekend.
No, that's too nice.
That's not funny.
It is.
It's an inside joke between me
and you.
I don't even know what it was.
You just told me you had one.
Exactly.
You never told me why I didn't.
It's just an average weekend.
But you're like you, I, you
know, you never call and say
anything positive on the
weekends because.
When you call on the weekends, I
mean, something's happened.
That's what you're right.
I mean, it's bad news.
So then I started telling.
Phones ringing one.
What happened now?
Then I started telling you
positive things.
Oh, so you made that up?
You didn't really have one?
No.
Oh, OK.
Well, you're just a guy.
Or my Co house Mikey.
Now my hair is permanently
black.
Yeah, you know.
No, no, you're ginger.
Will it fade away and come back?
Is Ginger back working again?
We haven't sit in one day and
I'll just dub in my key voice.
That would be great.
That would be hilarious.
I didn't have time to do my hair
today.
I bet you you could just AI
replace me with a video of like
AI person.
Well, you were in the thumbnail
as a child.
I saw that that was a terrible
child of me.
Sorry.
It was some funny.
I don't have any.
Photos of you as a child.
Yeah, neither does my mother.
I used the youngest picture I
could have I could find and said
make him a child.
We don't make him this chubby.
We don't know.
We don't know she.
Looks like Jackson.
That photo Jackson looks like
you as a child.
What?
If we get if we can have Ruckus,
please send in the comments a
picture of Mikey.
Ruckus sign check.
Yes, Ruckus, if you could e-mail
the show a picture of Mikey as
Joe, which, well, you probably
don't have any, but picture of
Greg as a child, maybe holding
Mikey or something.
Yeah, we'll just AI it.
We'll.
Just change the head again on
today's show.
Umbrellas can be bad luck.
Remember the Kit Kat bar theft
from Europe?
Yeah, OK.
Serial killers like to take
vacations too.
Speaking of vacations, we have a
travel tip.
Then in cigars we have another
shop exclusive that's not us, a
shipping notification, and then
a What's the score?
A Bing bong.
But before we get started, why
do you He says Bing bong, right?
After I love it.
How do we get some of that
chapter?
Pod swag?
Michael and Phil, where's your
cup?
Phil, where's your cup?
Oh, it's.
Actually on my desk upstairs.
Like and subscribe wherever
viewing or listening to the
show.
Check out chapter pod.com for
all your chapter pod swag.
The pre-orders for the where's
my phone?
Oh, here it is.
Over there in the check.
Probably next to my cup.
Where you were napping.
The the pre-orders for the.
BDP July 4th of July shirt.
Yeah, we got, we got two more
in.
Oh, now we're up to 10.
Mark shout out to Mark Palmer
and our boy Christopher Chad
Weiss.
Chris Chad Weiss this week after
after I Chris, I just wanted to
know after I survived this week,
I'm going to take care of your
hat.
I will then be ready prepared to
address the hat situation.
Then I can mail your hat and
mask.
Yeah, so which I have both.
Of and I'm ready to go today.
Yeah, some of us are busier than
others.
I don't know.
I don't know what's what his
deal is today?
Like, why is he he why he chose
violence?
And he's attacking me.
I don't, I don't get it.
But my tolerance level's going
to be short, and then there's
going to be a rebuttal, and then
I'm the fucking asshole.
I'm going to call the police
'cause there's that old person
in our studio.
I don't.
I don't get it.
I don't get it with my
douchiness.
I don't.
OK.
He's still mad about that.
We didn't even.
Bring that up.
That's.
Just stuck in there I guess.
I thought it was funny.
I find it comical T money.
Yes.
T money comments, comments
comments from the live show T
money.
I feel like money.
I feel like Mikey missed an
opportunity to look at Phil with
his new mug and say jealous.
Just like, 'cause you're in the
pool and you're.
Yeah, exactly.
You're right.
I did miss out on that
opportunity.
I could have capitalized, but I
did not.
I didn't, you know, I just like
trying to keep people around me
happy, man, you know?
I'm happy.
So Phil, I'll get you your own
cup, Palmer, I will get you some
Red Bulls of your liking.
That was from at Rooks Coatings.
See, I've already talked to him.
He when he made that comment, he
comments as he watches right
after we he didn't have a cup.
You gave him your cup, right?
So now he's good with the cup.
OK see this is the problem is
like you guys guilt guilt our
listeners into giving you stuff.
How?
Are we guilty then?
I've still been trying to guilt
the 13 knives guy but yeah,
haven't heard from him.
He's gone.
He just brought it up.
Here we are.
That's blatant right there.
He's still trying to get me one
of those 13 knives.
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Well, he offered to make another
one and I said it wasn't
necessary.
Wow.
Really.
I yeah, I got 1 from 14 knives.
We're all good.
I gave them mine.
I have two.
What?
I gave them mine.
You gave who yours.
I gave the 13 knives to Palmer.
Now I have two and I did that
that really nice post for them
with it.
Yeah.
I'd do nice posts.
You gave me a hard time like I.
Didn't give you a hard.
Time I wear the I wear the same
black shirt every friggin I have
six of these.
I like it.
Like there's no accessories,
there's zero.
I don't.
Is this like the Eric Espinoza
thing?
When you say you like it, he
gives it to you.
Yeah, I really like that black
shirt.
That's nice.
You can have it.
I got five more.
Those are nice jeans, that one.
Did you give him that Jean?
I really like that left shoe.
That's fine.
The left one.
Just the left one.
I don't like the right one.
OK, it looks weird.
I just want to win man, I don't
care about anything else.
We are winning.
Well, you can win naked.
Anybody like his boxers?
At PW racing.
Watch them at PW racing.
I love how the Pillsbury
Doughboy Phil gets all butt hurt
when there is not three of
things.
That's going to stick, Pillsbury
Doughboy.
If the King Master Chief was a
ginger, I would hate to see the
ginger snap.
Yes, yeah, it's true.
You know, I mean like.
I don't like this comment.
You can vent out.
Of it, move along.
Where's mine?
Where's mine?
Bill's word, Doughboy says.
Move along.
You can.
Whatever dude, you got the cup.
Thanks.
Yeah, and the knife.
He got the knife.
I got the knife.
CW6383 says Palmer is now
officially Palmer 2 GS.
I don't get that one.
Nicaragua.
That's clever.
Yeah, it took me a minute to
figure it out.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Are.
You Paul, are you pre reading
the comments?
Well, they come up on my phone
too.
Yeah, we share the same account
for YouTube.
Do you guys, do you pre read the
comments Maggie?
Sometimes I 'cause I reply to
them, I try to reply to all.
Yeah, I don't reply normally.
I went back and replied to every
single comment ever to make sure
that there is a reply.
And then I learned that there's
actually a button, there's an
option here and I click it real
quick.
It says new replies to your
response, so you can reply to
your reply when they reply.
And at that point I was like,
I'm not doing all that.
That's too much.
There is a line.
Yeah, Epicurean smokes says.
Glad you don't surround yourself
with idiots.
So what party Party mask is up
next for Bing Bong?
Wow.
The next party mask, I got news
for you.
I think you're going to like it.
It better have big enough
eyelets and nothing around the
mouth.
I think it checks those boxes.
Are we going from the stock that
we have currently?
No.
Oh no.
Well, glad we bought all of
those.
We can always go back to those
later.
OK, well they cost us like 6
bucks you know dude, we, I.
Don't know what mask you're
referring to then.
We have burned way more money on
this show.
Yeah, on masks.
Tripods and.
Masks David Hoffman sending 1.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Please be David Hasselhoff.
He's not doing well, so I'll
picture him in a wheelchair.
Oh yeah.
Oh, that's not.
David Hasselhoff, Not, Oh, not
our Hasselhoff.
OK 'cause then you had me
worried I.
Don't know, David, the the
Baywatch.
They're coming out with a new
Baywatch.
Wheelchair Edition.
I don't care.
No, I don't think he's in it.
I.
Honestly don't care.
If you want to hear your comment
written settle out on the show,
comment below on this episode.
What are we doing for the
Patreon?
I was about to ask you.
I don't know there's.
Only two What are we doing on
the Patreon?
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The boom.
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Die for it, die for it.
Anything go off.
Is everything still on that?
That I, it went a little right,
You know, the, the disengage was
kind of high, so he had to
stretch out and then he missed
it.
I also have this huge.
Light in your eyes.
Yeah, Sun's over here.
Oh, so what's this?
And we all have them.
Don't.
Don't complain.
So what are you, CD Lamb?
Yeah, his bottled water fell and
that's gone now, but at least it
wasn't in the cup.
Was the lid on it?
Yeah, OK.
I don't have my scale here by
the way, but.
Oh well, we're just it's not a
regular scale day.
Yeah.
It feels like.
It's like Wednesday or
something.
So we have a good topic to
discuss as well on the Patreon.
Oh, I printed that.
Did it come out upstairs?
I don't stare at the printer.
Steve normally tells me.
You know, it feels a little No,
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This is definitely ways in.
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What are you doing?
He's checking the weight.
Yeah, he's waving it around.
I see.
Yeah, you can make it bend if
you do like this.
No, you just make it look like a
bend.
That's a pencil.
There is no spoon.
OK, on with the show.
Let's go.
All right, a woman, that's only
at the beginning.
You don't see the director doing
that every time they cut to
another shot.
A woman died after being struck
by a patio umbrella during a
storm at a lakeside South
Carolina restaurant over
Memorial Day weekend.
She was impaled impaled.
Saturday evening at restaurant
along Lake Marion and Somerton
Authority said the woman and her
husband were dining on the
restaurants patio when a sudden
strong wind fell.
Wind noise didn't sound very
strong.
There you go.
Blew an umbrella from a table,
striking the woman in the head
and neck area.
Did you say Lake Marion?
Yes, Marion in Summerton.
He did say lake first.
Yeah, yeah, like in Lake Mary
here.
That's what I that's what I
originally thought.
And then when he said lake.
Mary South Carolina restaurant
over Memorial weekend, maybe?
You definitely didn't say any of
that.
A woman died after being struck
by a petty umbrella during
strong winds at a lakeside South
Carolina restaurant over
Memorial Day weekend.
I didn't say any of that.
No, he said.
A Lake Mary.
Yeah, Saturday evening at a
restaurant along Lake Marion in
Somerton.
South Carolina.
South Carolina, OK.
Head and neck are kind of, the
coroner's office said in a
statement.
First responders found the woman
unresponsive with lacerations to
her head and neck area, and she
was pronounced dead at the
scene, according to the
coroner's office.
The victim is a woman from
Hoogar, South Carolina, the
coroner's office said.
An autopsy is scheduled for
Wednesday at the Medical
University.
Why are they doing autopsy?
She died because she got struck
by the umbrella.
Well, you have to make sure
that's just allegedly.
I mean, yeah, you don't know.
Maybe she had a heart attack,
you know, did she die from the
injuries or was there something
that something else happened?
It's.
For insurance purposes.
Yeah, she she bled out.
Because it's probably going to
be a lawsuit.
Oh yeah, against the umbrellas
or the restaurant.
The everybody.
Everybody.
Well, for both.
Well, the good news is husband,
husband survived.
So there is someone to do the
lawsuit.
Yeah.
Well, you said that she was
impaled, but then you said there
was lacerations around the neck
and where else?
I added impaled.
It didn't actually say impaled,
but she had lacerations on her
neck and head so it blew out.
And how's that that better?
That's interesting.
So was like the rope from the
umbrella.
No, the actual umbrella, so they
didn't have it secured properly
into the base I'm guessing
right.
Big wind comes up and might not
even been the one at her table,
but it was, you know like 3 or 4
tables and then did picked it up
and came right at her.
And what kind of restaurant was
this?
Lakeside Restaurant.
They didn't give the brand name.
No, OK.
Thousand ways a day.
It's not a lake somewhere in
South Carolina.
It's probably not, you know,
like a Chili's or something.
It's.
Probably a little prestigious.
Maybe you're privately owned
type thing?
Yeah.
Chantelle's.
Yeah, Chantelle's on the lake.
Lake, Yeah, Lakeside Grill.
Lakeside Grill.
That would be a good name.
Outdoor patio umbrella at the
Lakeside Grill.
Jennifer Garner's You know, farm
the Fresh Lakeside Grill.
Oh, look at you got all that
correct.
Wow, I didn't know that was the
thing.
OK.
Yeah, she does food and dog
food, I think.
Isn't it dog food?
Yeah, she does all that farm to
fresh stuff.
Farm to fresh all.
Right, I still don't care.
Is that the end of the story?
The end of that story I have.
OK, so have you ever had an
umbrella or anything fly away
and it caused some type of
disaster?
I have had one come out of the
base, but no, no disasters, no
deaths, no nothing destroyed.
I have fetched several at the
beach that other people didn't
secure properly and then they
come rolling by.
Oh, you've chased others down?
Well, they come by, you sort of
grab it.
It wasn't a lot of chasing
involved.
Right.
It was just there.
Yeah, OK.
You're kind of protecting.
Yourself, right?
Exactly.
Especially now that we know you
can die from it.
Yeah, it's dangerous.
What about you, Philly?
Nope.
Nothing.
You've had nothing blow away.
No.
No, you didn't have a trampoline
in the hurricane.
Nope.
Oh, my neighbors trampoline one
time ended up in my backyard.
Kenny Bonnett's trampoline.
Yeah.
Blew.
Over the fence into my backyard.
Did you keep it?
No, I didn't want it.
I.
Would have been like what
trampoline?
You get to see it.
It's a big trampoline.
I don't know what you're
talking.
About I don't even talk about
Kenny.
I haven't seen it.
I don't know what's that?
We bought 1.
It could be anywhere.
I don't know where yours went.
It's for the dogs.
For the dogs, boxers love
trampolines.
Dogs that matter.
It's upside down and I'll fix
that later.
I put the the directions as
we're upside down.
Truck hauling 11,000 lbs of Kit
Kat bars overturns on the
Mississippi Interstate An 18
wheel tractor trailer hauling
approximately 11,000 lbs of Kit
Kat bars overturned on the
Mississippi Interstate on
Monday.
So they had the ones missing in
Europe and now they're just
dumping them all over the
highway.
According to the Mississippi
Department Transportation, the
crash occurred on the entrance
ramp of Exit 56, US 80 exit on
Interstate 20.
Authority said the tractor
carrying the candy bars
disconnected from the cabin
rolled over the westbound lane
of I-20 and West WLBT reported,
which is a local news station.
The right shoulder in the
highway by the entry tramp was
closed for several hours as
crews cleaned up the cargo of
the crunchy candy bars made of
waffles and covered with
chocolate.
No injuries were reported.
It's another bad day for the
kick cat.
Might have been a wind thing.
OK, Were they were they big Kit
Kats were?
They regular size, regular size
Kit Kat.
Are they big?
Oh, the big giant size.
They are regular ones according
to the photo.
Yeah, this is not good for the
Kit Kat world.
Do you eat the kit Kats?
I mean, they're they're still
packaged.
Yeah, I would eat them.
I'd eat them.
Yeah, this is fun for me.
Michael, would you eat them?
No, why not?
You like Kit Kats?
Nope.
No, you don't like Kit Kats, all
right.
Yeah, he does.
I've seen it.
What, you've seen him?
I've seen, I've seen him eat him
too.
Upstairs.
Maybe there's like a highway Kit
Kat.
Well, he likes Subpoena M&M's
more than he likes the Kit Kats.
Yeah, but Greg does usually buy
those because he eats them too
fast.
Yeah.
And a popular resort town from
America 4 American tourists to
Mexico have have a serial killer
on the loose.
Oh, like eating cereal or
cereal?
Like killed people.
Oh, guess the town.
I'm gonna guess Lake Marion, NC.
South Carolina.
South Carolina.
It's in Mexico.
Oh, oh, of course it is Mexico
City then.
We're all the all the serial
killers go on vacation in
Mexico, right?
Did.
They find the news.
Ladies Mom.
It's in Puerto Vallarta.
Sorry, that was probably bad.
Sorry.
Ouch.
Officials said as they probe
connections between the murders
of three women, Puerto Vallarta
police are reviewing evidence,
surveillance footage and reports
to determine whether the deaths
are connected.
All the women who died were in
their early to mid 30s, had
tattoos.
Of what frog?
Nothing in particular, they just
had tattoos.
Tram stamps.
It just says tattoos.
Numbers.
The bodies were partially
undressed and found in isolated
areas, police said.
It's not saying to go anywhere
anymore.
It's Mexico, I mean.
Puerto Vallarta, but that's a
resort area.
In Mexico.
Right, yes, in Mexico.
To me, it's not safe to go
anywhere.
It was just a couple of months
ago where the the cartels were
fighting in Puerto Vallarta.
Right on May 10th, the first
female victim was found near
well known viewpoint Rancho El
Piur PIRULI Paruli.
The second victim was found at a
roadside stop along a highway.
Nearly a week later, the most
recent body was discovered at a
dirt Rd. in the parquet Las
Palmas neighborhood.
Park of the Palms.
Have you ever unaligned anybody,
Palmer?
Not yet.
No, no, yeah, no, you got a
list.
No, I don't have a list.
There's no list.
That'd be so then there'd be
multiple people and you place,
you never write anything down.
That's how they catch you.
It's in your head.
Maybe.
Yeah, who do you?
Who's number one?
I can't say we're on the air
that if something happens to
them, I am the ideal person
they're going to come after.
It's obviously Phil.
I don't think it's Phil.
I'm in the same room, you didn't
want to say.
Makes him nervous is Bing Bong
will not be as as energetic.
So I don't understand the story.
So there's a serial killer on
the loose in Mexico and they.
In Puerto Vallarta, there's a
serial killer killing Americans.
Yeah, women in their mid 30s
with tattoos.
OK, probably single.
And there's been no mention of
their marital status.
But they're there alone.
There's no mention of that
either.
I mean, there's got to be
additional pattern other than
the fact that women with tattoos
are being murdered.
Well, they're American.
They're about the same age and
it has been recently.
It's not like there's months
between them.
Maybe he's religious.
Maybe.
And then he's dumping them in.
I don't understand that.
It's a sin to have a tattoo,
isn't it so?
It's it's only if you're Jewish,
I think.
He's killing tattoo tattooed
women.
Yeah, he's killing mid 30
tattooed women.
Yeah.
Isn't it a sin to kill people?
Yeah, maybe he thinks he's.
He's writing the original.
Wrong second coming or was there
a movie on this?
The second Coming.
Was there like a a like a whole
movie about a church where
there's there was the one guy
who was killing everybody?
God, what was that movie?
I have no idea.
It was like a young pre, a young
monk or something like that.
Yeah, nothing.
I'm not getting anything.
Either, but it does sound like
there would have been a movie
about that though.
Yeah, well, God, what was that
guy's name?
Bruce Lee.
No, he was like he was, he was
like a weird monk.
Like he didn't talk, but he was
white.
He wasn't like an original monk
like he would.
Like he was an Asian, that type
of monk.
No.
You talking about the monk that
wears like the brown robe?
I think I'm yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think he was Catholic.
I think I'm completely wrong in
describing it.
Oh.
Da.
Vinci Code.
I think it was Da Vinci Code,
yeah, 'cause he was killing
people, right?
I.
Think so?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm not quite sure either.
This show's falling way off the
rails now.
Sometimes I get a lot of movies
mixed up with my mind man I I
watch a lot of movies.
Didn't he sing around a sports
car when he was in high school
or something?
Is that grease?
Yeah, I'm just running together
for you.
OK.
No agencies have been confirmed
by local report suggest the
third women could be missing a
22 year old Elizabeth Martinez.
That's under 30.
Her last name is Martinez.
Yes, she's white.
Did you say?
This American, she's.
American.
OK.
Right.
OK.
Tattoos were located on the
neck, hand and arm and consisted
of a skull, a woman with horns
and a name.
Her body showed signs of
violence, Mexico News Daily
reported.
Neck tattoo.
Apparently it's a woman had a
neck that women have neck
tattoos.
OK, it's probably the name on.
Their hand tattoo.
The neck seems more unusual for
a female tattoo.
I think they both sound a little
unusual for.
Miss Martinez.
Hands are becoming more popular
lately.
You think so?
Yeah.
The little tattoos are are more
popular now and they're super
weird all.
Right, let's place the tattoos
real quick.
He gave the description of three
tattoos.
Where do you think they all go?
The only problem is I don't have
the information.
Was it speculating?
Yeah, you said yeah, you said
yeah, Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like we don't have to be, right?
Oh.
The woman.
What are the options?
OK, the tattoos are located on
the neck, hand and somewhere on
the arm, OK, and consisted of a
skull, a woman with horns.
OK, and a name.
OK, skull is on the neck, woman
with horns on the arm, and the
name is on the hand.
I agree with the horns 1.
OK.
But I think the name is on the
neck.
Her last name is Martinez.
Oh, good point.
Yeah, skulls on the hand.
Maybe she has Freddy on the
neck.
Freddy.
Yeah, like the name Freddy
Fredita.
Whatever.
What?
Fredida.
Pesos, Fredida.
What is Fred in Spanish,
Michael?
Fredida.
Fredida.
That's almost as bad as the
French pesos.
OK, so serial killing in Mexico,
they're trying to get you to not
go to Mexico.
Yeah, it's trying to get women
to be careful when they go to
Mexico on vacation.
You should be careful when you
travel period but.
Yes, but if you're a 20 to 30
year old female with a neck,
hand and arm tattoo, maybe be a
little more.
That's not going to stop your
surroundings.
That could be me.
That's not going to stop all the
college girls from going to
Mexico this summer.
Maybe.
Maybe one or two.
It might pull some people back.
You don't know I.
Haven't been to Mexico like
that.
My wife would probably still go
and she has tattoos not on her
neck.
She's out of the age bracket.
Yeah, but she doesn't look that.
She doesn't look in her late
40s, early 50s.
You think she looks like she's
in her late 20s, early 30s?
She get past her 30s.
OK.
Not like he's checking IDs.
Maybe he is let.
Me See your driver's license.
You think that's how he sounds?
Said maybe with a Mexican accent
because it's in Mexico.
I mean, what's the odds there's
an American in Mexico killing
American?
Hey yo, let me see your driver
license up.
Maybe he travels there to do his
murdering and then.
Could be and he goes back home.
He goes to vacation there.
Maybe he goes back to Canada.
Into that, that is possible,
right?
Maybe he's Canadian.
He's like, if I do it out of out
of the US, they're never going
to catch me, right?
In Mexico, maybe it's not
illegal.
I bet you it wouldn't be
difficult.
I think killing is definitely
illegal in Mexico.
Tell the cartel that they seem
to get away with it all the
time.
Allegedly.
Don't come after me.
Still illegal.
I'm very hard to find.
What were you going to say,
Michael?
I don't know.
No, I have no idea.
All right, we're coming into the
travel season, so we have the
latest info.
Travel to Mexico where there's
great deals.
Yeah, discounts on travel to
Mexico Airlines are tiny.
Restrictions on portable
chargers after rise and on board
battery fires.
Really.
Do you guys use one of those
portable chargers?
All the time, yes.
Where it hooks on the back?
Yep, mine gets hot.
Oh yeah, yeah, I use the brick I
got like this big brick.
Yeah, Do you plug into it or
does it snap?
You plug into it, Yeah.
I think they're talking about
the ones that hook onto the back
of your phones.
Those are the ones that get hot.
Phoneses.
Phoneses.
OK, so here's what you need to
know before you fly.
Power banks have become a travel
essential for many passengers.
Specialist travelers rely more
heavily on phones, tablets and
laptops while flying, but
airlines are increasingly
concerned about the fire risk
posed by lithium ion batteries.
As of May, we're in May.
American Airlines says
passengers can bring up to two
power banks under 100 Watt
hours.
Do you know what years it's
rated at?
1000 mAh or something like that.
Oh, AMA or some of the mAh.
OK, we have a math formula here
in a minute where if you have
that reading you can tell what
it is.
OK.
A limited generally covers most
portable chargers designed for
travel.
Southwest Airlines recently went
further, limiting passengers to
1.
You can only have one on South.
Why do you need two bank
charging banks?
So it doesn't how to plug in my
phone.
Well, maybe you're travelling as
a pair.
Well then, one person for one.
Well, that's what you'll have to
do.
But you.
Know what I mean?
Like this is this is kind of
crazy.
Yeah.
That they have so many power
banks.
I'm sure people have like 3.
Or 4 I'd like.
Do you charge your phone
tonight?
First of all, you're pretty
responsible.
Yeah, I plug my phone in
everyday.
You charge your phone tonight.
Yep.
Does your kid charge his phone
at night?
Yes, he does.
And your kids are older.
I'm sure they.
Yeah, I.
Don't know if they do or not.
I mean, do you ever, do you ever
get on the phone with Connor and
you're like your phone?
Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
My phone died.
No, but by the end of the day
though, I mean mine goes down a
lot during the day because I'm
on it all the time.
Yeah, Jax's phone is always
never charging.
Oh, he doesn't.
Put it on.
Never, never, never.
Adrian forgets sometimes and
I'll find it in another room or
something as I'm going to bed
and I'll bring it in and.
Here's a nice paperweight.
And then we have the app that
lets me know it's like.
Oh, there's an app that tells
you if it's charging it.
Yeah, his, his phone is now at
10% and every day I get that
notification and like I saw, I
even saw it today.
I saw it today before we left
and I and it's just sitting
there close to his bed not
plugged in to anything.
The plug is like next to it.
Yeah, exactly.
Here.
The plug's there.
Exactly.
Wow, that's almost dead.
Look at that.
I'm.
Like what are we doing?
This shit drives me nuts.
Well, he does it on purpose.
For no he.
Doesn't.
Yeah, He likes you to be very
sleepless and you're looking for
his phone all the time because
it's always dead.
It drives me up a wall.
Yeah, if it's sitting right next
to it.
Dude, when Justice gets his
phone, that thing's never going
to be charged.
Forget it.
You're going to go the other
way?
Yeah.
It's like he's never going to
unplug it from the wall.
No, no, it's it'll never be
charged.
The other way.
Yeah, he's he's worse.
Oh.
Geez, yeah, at least Jax keeps
that 10%.
A solid 10%.
Right, 10%.
Oh my phone's not charging.
Like, have you considered
plugging it in?
What?
There's a plug?
Yeah.
Oh, is this because he asks you
for the brick all the time?
He steals the brick.
Yeah, all the time.
And then the brick is dead.
And then the brick's dead.
Yeah, or I can't find the brick.
I'm like, hey, where's the
where's the charging station?
Oh, I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
It died.
I got rid of it.
Adrian had started using my
brick, let's just call it to to
charge her phone at the end of
the day.
So I after two days of that I
got her her own and now she
doesn't charge the brake.
Right, right.
You got to charge the.
Brake.
I got to charge.
I got to find the brake and plug
it.
In Yeah, right.
This is insanity.
Right.
Like honey, this isn't going to
work if you don't charge it.
Oh, I thought I got more than
one charge out of it.
I go.
I don't know.
It depends on how low your phone
was.
We had two bricks.
There was a point where we had
to I wouldn't, God only knows
what having the other one.
Teddy's got it, just in case she
gets her phone.
Teddy has her own problems.
All right.
Both airlines also say power
bank should be should not be
stored in overhead bends.
Passengers using them during
flights are expected to keep
them visible and within reach,
rather than tucked away inside a
bag.
The changes come amid a growing
number of battery fires on
planes.
Federal Aviation Administration
data shows that there had been
more than how many, how many
lithium battery incidents
involving smoke, fire, extreme
heat, gentleman that since 2006.
It's a long time.
Yeah, 20 years.
I didn't know batteries been
around for 20 years.
I mean, I haven't seen a lot on
the news.
I would think we would see this
on the news every time it
happened.
So pick the number.
Let's go 20.
I'm going to say 500.
Well, very close 700.
Really.
Yes, I think how many flights
occur in the US every day I.
Have no clue.
I think after a while, unless
the plane actually catches on
fire, they just stop reporting
it.
Yeah.
Really.
How many flights occur in the US
every day?
Yeah, you know, Oh, do you want
to use GBT because we lied to
you about AI?
Yes, I do.
Thank you, iPhone.
There are approximately 44,360
flights daily, encompassing
commercial cargo and general
aviation operations.
Well, that's not a lot.
This figuring.
I'll talk about fires.
Yeah, so you know it doesn't
make news until there's a
restriction, right?
And like, what does a fire look
like?
Well, it has flames.
Kind of orange, what's the
extent of this?
I think generally I think it's
more smoke and heat, Yeah,
'cause they, you know, they, you
know, right?
They catch it first and then you
just unplug it.
Yeah, just detach it.
If a fire occurs in a flight, do
the mass drop down?
I don't think automatically, no
'cause that's a oxygen level
thing.
How many lithium ion fires have
occurred by airliner since 2006?
Tell me each airline.
I want to know who the number
one is.
Spirit.
That's why they went out of
business.
Spirit AirTran Southwest.
It didn't give me the right
info.
Kind of awkwardly asked.
It was.
It was.
Yeah, it was like, oh, airliner.
Alright so help me refine this
so I can do this right.
You jig to the left at the last.
What is the what is the highest
or what is the airline that has
the most lithium fires?
OK, tell me what airliner has
reported the most battery fires
in the United States?
You want me to use chat GPG for
this?
I do.
I'm unable to provide that data.
Oh doesn't want a lawsuit?
They're not publicly disclosed,
however OK need anything else
feel free to OK thanks Chad.
How is how is it you are the
team who of AI this?
Is not publicly disclosed that
they have the 700 number.
It's so it's obviously reported,
yeah.
Are you looking this up, Palmer?
Yeah, but my glasses.
Trying to spell airliner.
No, your glasses are in right
right here.
Oh.
There isn't a reliable public
ranking showing which individual
airline has had the most battery
related fires.
Most aviation safety data is
tracked by regulators like the
FAA as industry wide incidents,
not airline leader boards.
Airlines also vary widely and
how transparent the their
reporting.
Events.
Oh, they're they, they're a
little blurry.
They might not tell I'm.
Going to tell you, I think that
like Frontier is probably #1
Spirit was probably up there.
Yeah.
You know, yeah, I could see
Southwest being in in that, in
that argument.
That's why they're like when you
get 1 you know?
Yeah, they've had problems.
Could be, as could be Southwest
because they are the first
airline to regulate batteries.
Right.
So either they decide to get
ahead of it and go like this is
going to become a problem, we
got to fed the rule, or like
we're tired of these fires on
these airplanes, let's say they
can't have them so.
What can the airliner do
differently to avoid these
problems?
What charges on the in the
seats?
Wouldn't that be great, that.
Would be great.
I mean, there's only two types
of charges everybody uses for
the most part, right?
The seaport and the maybe 3.
Lightning cable in the one for
the Samsung, Yeah.
Yadda yadda, Southwest isn't
doing that.
They're not putting.
Wire you have like the little
like like retracts like.
How fast?
How fast till that breaks?
Yeah, I wouldn't put the cord
in.
I just put the Jack on.
And then and I would offer a
cord like the headphones, you
know how they used to give you
headphones.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Do you need a need a charger?
I would love a charge.
That'll be $5.
No, it just build it into the
charger.
Just build it in.
Oh, so they give it out free?
Yeah, I don't need one.
I'd like a discount.
No, that's not how that works.
You get 2 ginger ale's.
You can have the whole can if
you don't take the cord.
We're just going to give you the
can.
Just give you the.
Can all right.
This fell off the rails too.
OK, next one.
There's international rules that
are a little different.
OK.
Sorry.
Oh, you want to know the?
Well, you don't want the math
thing either then.
Tell me the math.
Yeah, go ahead.
All right, travelers can still
calculate manually using formula
based on milliamp hours, is that
what you're saying?
Yeah.
All right.
The mAh and voltage to calculate
Watt hours.
Watt hours, WATT&WHAT, Multiply
the milliamp hours by the
voltage, which is commonly 3.7.
Then divide that number by 1000.
So I have 3.7 hours, multiply by
1000, then then divide by 1000.
Multiply the milliamp ratings by
the voltage, which is commonly
3.7 volts.
Right, but I'm 1000 milliamps or
whatever.
Then I got to divide by 1000
they cancel out 3.7 hours.
That's.
Not what we're trying to find
out.
That is what we're trying to
find out is calculate.
The oh, the Watt hours, Yeah.
So it's too much.
Oh, yours is too high.
Yeah, you good?
Yeah, I'm just trying to text
and then I'm podcasting.
As they're calling.
Right, they just.
Keep calling you got a video
today, Michael?
No.
Oh, you said you had one
yesterday.
I lied, all right?
I lied.
They're on the cigar News
Triumph Cigars, releasing Legati
milk in June.
Legati Milk.
In June, Triumph Cigars, which
is best known for producing
cigars for the UFC in combat
sport athletes, has announced
its newest upcoming release,
Legati Milk.
In June.
And doesn't say June now.
Isn't this the company that they
released their own cigars and
they sell them directly to
consumers, but they don't?
Yeah, I think, yeah.
Trying.
Yeah, I believe so.
OK.
The cigar is named for Legati,
who competes in Misfit Boxing.
Anybody in there?
What that is I have.
No idea any of that.
Yeah, some.
The company says the name is a
play on the famous Got Milk
campaign, and because milk is
said to make you strong, it's
described as a medium to full
body blend using the Ecuadorian
Connecticut seed wrapper, Havana
binder of undisclosed origin and
a Dominican filler.
The blend was designed with
Gotti and the profile of cigars
she likes in mind.
Oh, she.
She Leia.
Maybe it's Leia, then, that Lee.
The cigars are produced at
Tablicalera Cremo in Puerto
Plata, Dominican Republic.
Leia Gotti Milk is a regular
production release slated to
land and store shelves in June.
It's offered in a six 5:50 to
2:00 Toro and will come with an
MSRP of.
Phil Bell.
To Toro, this lady likes milk.
18 bucks.
More Money $25. $13 per cigar,
$260.00 for a box of 20 TRAM
cigars.
Launched December 2025 and is
created about 15 cigars for USC
in combat sport athletes.
Well I mean it's kind of weird
that they made it for Misfit
Boxing because June is the MMA
event, right?
UUCF or UFCUFCS are at.
The White House anniversary,
right?
They've started building that.
The pictures, I mean, it's huge.
It's gotta be.
Yeah, Yeah, this is the biggest,
yeah.
Event ever The greatest.
Yeah, the largest.
It's the nicest the.
Best the beautifulest?
Yes, it's the most beautiful.
The most people.
It's the biggest.
Most fighters.
And still the biggest.
It's orange.
And big.
Not orange.
Bigger.
Yeah, Orange and orange.
Omerta Cigar Company is getting
a Blue Eyed Jacks Revenge short
robusto.
Omerta Cigar Company, located in
Oklahoma City, OK, is getting a
store exclusive short robusto
size of the ADV and McKay Cigar
Company's Blue Eyed Jacks
Revenge cigars were created in
celebration of the story's 11th
anniversary.
The cigar measures A4 by 50 and
uses the same blend as the
larger cigar.
Regular production size in the
line that means a Mexican San
Andreas, Colorado rapper, a
Dominican Orlo binder and
Dominican fillers.
It's produced at Tablicalera
Nina Del Rey in the Dominican
Republic and comes priced at.
How much is this little
beautiful cigar?
12 bucks.
It's probably $14.00.
Oh, you guys split it $13 per
cigar?
Oh, another 13.
Another. 100.
And 30 for a bottle of 10 for
bundle of 10A bottle a bottle.
They come in a bottle when I
Jack.
Rum Rum Bundle.
That's a popular cigar.
Yeah, I like it.
I've had it before.
Yeah.
I don't know about the size,
it's just.
A little guy.
Little tiny guy.
Did you ever carry it here?
Maybe.
No, I'm saying, did you?
No, OK.
No, I got it from the Rep
before.
Yeah.
The Blue Eyed Jacks Revenge
Short Robusto captures
everything smokers love about
the blend while offering a
unique format.
Created specifically for this
release, The new size will debut
on Saturday, June 6th with in
store sales beginning at 3:00 PM
Central Time and online sales
beginning at 5:00 PM.
So strange that they got a time.
Well, they're trying to do like
a release party, I guess,
probably online, you know, that
brand has particular demand, so.
Oh, and it's Central Central
time, so don't don't get excited
at 3:00 Eastern Time.
Yeah, I mean that that makes
sense because people are asking
when is it coming out, When is
it coming out?
I can see picking a time.
Blue Eyed Jacks Revenge debuted
in 2024 as a reply to the
company's.
Barboa's Invasion is offered in
three regular production sizes.
Blahdy blahdy, blahdy blah.
All right, 7 industry's favorite
game What's the?
Score OH.
I thought you're throwing
something.
No, you, you pissed me off, but
I'm not going to throw something
at you.
Not.
Not on camera.
Not on camera.
OK, first you got our May 20.
When have I thrown something at
you that hurt you?
Well, you haven't, but doesn't.
I mean, I saw you reach for
something and then I'm reading
and the core may I see you
cocked back like you're going to
throw it but talking back to aim
the remote.
This is the same thing that we
talk about.
This is we talked about this on
the last episode.
This is a lot of attention right
now.
We we talked about this before,
you know, I need the three
seconds so I can hit the button.
I'm going to, you know what, I'm
just going to launch something
at Palmer.
Well, I didn't know what that
what you had picked up off the
table.
It could be anything.
I just saw it out of the corner
of my eye.
We know it wasn't the scale.
Why don't you wiggle it in your
fingers more?
Yeah, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
May 26th, 2026 Brooks
Whittington's a reviewer is the
VI Hey chef's cut tall?
This is new.
This is new Oh.
Man 89 it's.
The VI is a hit or miss.
Yeah.
And we haven't smoked this
because we haven't.
Seen No.
Nope, I'm gonna go with 85
first.
All right, cigars.
The via a chef's cut tall.
It is from Nicaragua factory.
Undisclosed wrapper, undisclosed
binder, undisclosed filler
undisclosed length 6 by 52.
It's around and they smoked 3.
8087.
I'll go to 86.
This is Nicaraguan.
The cigar delivered some really
enjoyable transitions with notes
like caramel sauce, cinnamon,
toasted bread, and creamy
nuttiness.
They kept the profile
interesting throughout. 89. 86.
Clue #2 construction was
consistently strong across all
three samples, with excellent
draw, dense smoke production,
and only minor burn corrections
needed. 89.
Sounds like a good cigar 87.
The experience felt inconsistent
between cigars, with the third
sample noticeably outperforming
the first two in flavor
complexity and overall
enjoyment. 87. 87 my number.
Is that where you're at?
Yeah, it's OK.
I thought you're at 86.
No.
Was that 86?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you did 86.
Oh, you can do 7.
Now if you want.
Yeah, you know what?
Let's keep it neck and neck 87.
All right, final thought, the
Via Hey Chef's Cut Tall is a
tale of two profiles.
The 1st and 2nd cigars were
enjoyable, but they lack the
complexity and cohesiveness of
the third.
Unfortunately, the construction
was as far from a high point, as
multiple burn corrections for
each cigar definitely impacted
the final score.
At its best, the Chef's Cut Tall
is an enjoyable blend that
compares well with some of
Yahoo's better releases, but two
of the three cigars lack the
flavours and nuance that would
place it in the upper tier of
the company's portfolio. 85. 83.
You went the wrong way 87.
Oh wow, I went.
One last.
Those sparks look a little dark
today.
They did look rather thick,
didn't.
It it was burning my head.
Oh, he's on fire.
Stop, grab and roll.
He has a lithium battery on his
head.
Pour the drink on your hair.
Oh, then all the colour will
wash out of your red again.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be back
to Ginger back.
To Ginger.
But I'll always have my
douchiness.
All right, that's it.
That's all I got.
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We are 5 shirts away from
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do you wear?
American flag overalls.
American flag overalls.
American flag shirtless.
Naked.
Shirtless American.
Naked.
He wants everybody to be naked
today.
Yeah, he wants it to be naked.
Well, they will know if you're
wearing underwear or not.
But he'll know.
I will wear underwear.
Yeah, if he does, he'll park
chafe because they're, you know,
like gene material.
Yeah.
I don't know, we get 5 more.
I have to go buy them.
Well, thanks everybody for
watching and listening to the
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We appreciate you all.
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Show Notes
On today’s Show Umbrellas can be bad luck, Remember The Kit Kat Bar theft from Europe? Serial Killers Like to take Vacations too! Speaking of Vacations we have a travel tip, then in cigars we have another shop exclusive thats not us….a shipping notification and then a what’s The score.