ACHP Episode 541 Cigars, Hombre, Pooping
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Welcome to Cigars for Podcast
episode 541.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host.
I was on OGT Live last night and
had a great time with Eric and
Mallory.
Thanks guys, for having me on
your show.
Oh.
Oh.
And then coming in with
hamburger and ketchup
everywhere.
At a glacial paste.
And in engineering today we have
Phil.
Had to get himself a Sammy.
I have applied for a job with
Manscape so if anyone needs a
ball shave, call me Mcguffey.
Nice.
Wow.
That is my Co host Mikey.
I had Phil shave my balls and
boy am I smooth.
Now step on Kevitch.
Yes, the smoothness welcome.
Gentlemen.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me, Sir.
Oh, you're welcome.
You guys are welcome.
Thanks for So how'd your podcast
go yesterday?
It went really well.
It was a good time.
Yeah, they they have a nice
show.
Yeah, I didn't realize they
don't have a brick and mortar.
They're just an online business,
but they seem to do a good job.
They sold several Posagna
samplers while I was on.
Very nice.
And I, I flooded the audience
with the, with people's fans of
our show and friends of mine.
And so there's a lot of comments
going back and.
Forth, I heard you didn't
acknowledge T money.
Yeah, because he made one
comment.
I mean, I did say I did
acknowledge him at one point,
but apparently not the point he
wanted.
Oh, so now you're on the list.
Well, he offered to do his beer
guy show again.
Like my wife's out of town this
week of June.
If you want me to come back on,
just pick a night because I owe
you anyway.
It's Wednesday.
Well, he can't.
He's going to be out of town
that week.
Oh, he's going to Michigan.
So yeah, he's going to.
Michigan Did you say you flirted
with your friends?
Yes.
Were we there?
Well, Mikey was busy.
That's why I was doing the show,
the whole I said friends.
The whole purpose as to why he
did it, not me, is because I
could not do it.
So if I could do it, if I
couldn't do it and then be in
the audience, that doesn't
really make a lot of sense.
Makes him look bad.
Yeah, like, oh, hey guys.
Well, I was doing nothing.
I didn't know you could have
been eating a hamburger.
I don't know what you're.
Doing you never texted me.
That's 'cause I said I don't
know what you're doing at night.
You could be eating a hamburger.
Didn't I just say that Eddie's
didn't understand me?
Unbelievable.
All right, on today's show, oh,
bless.
You might have been still
watching the Coop show.
No, and I and I didn't even get
a text message from that.
I wish I would have got a text
message to get on that one too.
I put it in the group chat.
Not not in our group chat.
Yeah, I did.
You comment, don't.
I wasn't that last night.
No, you put a screenshot.
You didn't say that the Coop
show was starting.
How do you think I got the
screenshot?
Yeah, how do you think he got
the screenshot?
After he was already in there
and he was already going.
I like to be in there from the
beginning so we can just start
going ham right from the
beginning.
I didn't know he was doing the
show.
It's not like I'm getting
notifications from the coop
empire.
Are we stumbled?
Across it are.
We going to talk about the fact
that.
We can.
That were both blocked.
Yeah, where we were blocked
from.
We're blocked from Coopers.
I don't even know why it blocked
me.
I noticed on on Dojo they were
talking to some AI stuff so I
was commenting and then every
once in a while I would see them
reference a coop comment so I'd
go back and look like well I
don't.
See those?
I don't see these this.
Is odd.
So then I went and looked and it
it just shows the, you know, the
generic silhouette thing when
you pull him up.
So I was like, oh, I have been.
Blocked.
You have been blocked, yes, and
so am I.
Yes, welcome.
Welcome to the Thing.
Welcome to the Blocky Blocky.
So when I commented because his
show hadn't started yet, when I
stumbled across it and I said
hello to Jay Davis because he
was, there was four of us in
there and Jay Davis had said
something like Jay Davis does.
He always comments on those
shows.
So I said, oh, hi, Jay.
And then Coop's face you went.
I saw that, yeah, just.
He figured how can I kick him
out?
Well, you can't really, but I
was bored with your show so I
left.
Oh, that's not nice.
Don't say.
That well, I saw my favorite
part at the beginning where he
does, you know, from the goop
empire blah blah blah blah blah.
How do?
You know he does that.
From the Podomo.
That's your favorite part.
That's my favorite part, yeah,
because he sits there and then
he goes 1/2.
I think he counted all the way
to 10 last night.
Really.
Yes.
Make sure everybody was ready.
That's solid.
Yeah, solid 10.
So in today's show, how many #2
is enough?
It's been 10 years.
I still miss him.
Well, that wasn't supposed to
happen.
We have an update to a previous
story that we've been talking
about.
I like when we do the updates.
It's like, here's the rest of
the story.
Then in cigars, we have a lot of
shipping notifications.
A lot of things are shipping.
And then the usual We end the
show with a What's the score?
Win by Phil.
But first, Mikey, how do we get
some of that amazing chapter pod
swag?
And did we figure out if we take
Apple Pay?
Yeah, we do.
You just have to make sure that
it's aligned on the back end of
stripe.
I sent you that link.
Oh, did you send me links?
Did I ask?
Yeah, I.
Must have been in the same group
chat.
I didn't set up, I didn't set up
any.
You set up all that up.
Oh, got you.
So Stripe does accept Apple Pay,
but there might be an extra step
that you have to do.
I see.
All right, I'll have to figure
that out.
Or maybe he can use not use
Apple.
Pay well either way, I think we
need to fix.
It yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Sure it will get on the list.
It's on the.
It's on the list, not.
On the list.
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Hey, what happened?
We have to.
Well, there's one.
You know what, dude?
I don't even know.
Add 1 to the BDP because the
when we get that.
Apple, you might be close.
Shout out to Mark Palmer, Miguel
Rocha, Ben Wilhelm Can.
Mark Palmer order again because
you shouted out to him
yesterday.
Yeah.
He's just trying to get you the
chafe.
Travis Peterson, Matthew
Brugger, Christopher Weiss, you
guys are all studs.
We only needed like 5 more.
That sounds like 5.
Well, they.
Well, they might have not.
Ordered They may have found the
mug was up on the site.
Well, where did they go?
Did you take them with you?
They're upstairs for being ready
to ship.
Oh, you put them in the backroom
instead of up here.
Yeah, wouldn't make more sense,
right?
Well, I guess.
We have a backroom.
Yeah.
Well, we we have a backroom.
Yeah, you you have a hamburger
stand.
Yeah, hamburger is this cigar
house's pocket.
I don't know what show I'm on,
which show I'm on.
You did not bring hamburgers or
everybody.
It's hamburger day.
It's not Hamburger day.
It's two days after Hamburger
Day.
Actually, it's more than that.
Well, it is technically yes,
but.
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They might on that one.
I don't know.
That's that doesn't go through
US.
Oh.
OK, from T money your friend, my
friend, not your.
Friend.
Not my friend, not my friend.
The cat elected president was
because you said Garfield was
assassinated.
Well, it was the president's
name.
Sorry we didn't get your joke.
We apologize, but you're #1.
Oh, that's what his joke was
last time.
OK.
Yeah.
Yes, not a joke.
You have to explain it, just so
you know.
Yeah.
And we don't remember anything
we have we have CRS.
CRS.
Yeah, not sure what that is
here.
Can't remember shit.
I know now.
Triple G is a fixer, the
definition of.
I know a guy from CW6383.
Listen, he's got a couple
skills.
Tell me I'm wrong.
No, no, you're exactly right.
He's got a couple things and we
know where to implement him,
right?
Because when we give him other
things, it's an absolute cluster
and.
Yeah, like Greg, get food for
the event.
Right.
He's a cluster.
I got these great little egg
rolls.
Yeah, not again.
Or hey, like, oh, the oh, the
spelling is incorrect on these
boxes.
Right, right.
The funny part is turns out the
spelling is correct on the
boxes.
The person who wrote the price
sheet spelt everything wrong.
And who wrote the price?
Right that.
Was him too, right?
However, bail money, Yeah, he's
your guy, right?
Well, he doesn't have to write
anything.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, they fill out the form as.
Long as yeah, no words, no
letters, David Hasselhoffman,
4727 Yes, says All I can imagine
is the CIA agent watched too
many duck tales as a kid and was
trying to be Scrooge Mcduck
swimming in his vault of gold.
The pictures and the follow up
stories are the big bars.
I don't know if they just
grabbed those.
Right, could just be B roll.
Well, they make better views
than, you know, tiny little bars
sitting on the table.
Yeah, it's the big.
It's the big one.
It's the big.
One the Nuggets.
It's not the Nuggets, it's the
bars.
I'm going to need another one.
Another one.
Yep.
Yep, that's doing well.
I don't know what to tell you.
Look at all this information
again.
Michael Z cigar guy said.
Did you really think Phil had a
chance at catching that cigar?
Get him a baseball Mitt.
I doubt that would help.
Oh.
Wow, what a shot.
I'm.
Not.
Even coop, sorry.
I don't get it.
He was taking a shot, a hard
shot there.
Yeah, not even, you know, we're
taking hard shots at Coop.
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Time.
Yeah, let's get on with our
show.
When is the best time to poop?
In the morning.
Pooping might not be a favorite
topic for podcast, but it's one
of the most important ways your
body gets rid of waste.
Yeah, I guess there's only two
ways.
So that would be the best way I
guess.
Yeah, well, it's probably three
ways.
OK, I get one and two.
What's 3?
Pee, poop, vomit.
I don't think vomit is actually
a designated form of waste.
It's where you, I mean it's
where you get rid of if you have
toxins in your body.
For some people it is.
Yeah, What are you trying to say
over there, Phil?
There's some people that, you
know, stick their finger down my
throat.
That's an eating disorder.
It's a whole different show.
Yeah.
That's getting right away.
Anyway, healthy bowel movement
is typically medium to dark
brown, soft but firm and easy to
pass.
Diet, hydration, medications,
and even your gut bacteria can
all affect what shows up in the
toilet.
Hard to believe this was a
Google trending topic for today.
I believe it.
The poop poop knife is tracking
right now.
Just oh, is it really poop?
Knife after all those all these
weeks, yeah.
All right, what about timing?
Is there really a best time to
go morning?
According to Digestive health
expert, regularity matters more
than the clock, while the normal
range can be anywhere from three
times a day to three times a
week.
Oh man, that sounds miserable
only.
Three times a week.
Yeah, that's the minimum number
you should go.
That's that sounds.
Yeah, that sounds miserable.
Yeah, I probably have stomach
aches.
So backed up, yeah.
I'm three times a day easily.
I was going to ask how many
times a day you.
Three times a day easily, and it
depends on what I've eaten, but
another normal day three times.
Normal day three.
Yeah, one in the morning.
Dare I ask Phil?
Hold on, I'm not done.
One in the morning.
Yeah, a midday and then before
shower or bath time.
Yeah.
Yeah, almost like clockwork.
Really.
Phil 7 Seven times.
No, no, probably like 2 to 3 *
a.
Day Put your mask on.
Put your.
Mask.
It's like messing with my my
eyelashes today.
Did you curl them up or
something?
You put falsies on today.
No, it's just again, the
eyelids.
Two or three times a day.
Yeah, yeah, somewhere around
there.
OK, you can get off the camera
now.
You can put it back up.
That's fine.
Michael and your Yeah.
I mean I'm I would assume it's
probably 3 or more a day.
You know, the weird three or
more a day.
The weird part is we're probably
together when the majority of
our pooping happens.
You think so?
Well, I mean, mine's either
either right before I leave for
work or once I get to work, one
or the other, that time of the
day.
And then there's the midday,
which is always here.
Pooping on Company 10.
That's it, Yeah, and for a
dollar and for a dime, Pooping
on company time.
Right I.
Don't punch a block a lot here
so.
Is let me ask you a question, do
you have like a store that if
you walk into you instantly got
to poop?
No, but we all know I have
issues are stores that go to if
I have to poop, it's something
that I will not poop it, right?
Yeah, that's security issues.
Yeah, that's friendliness.
I have problems.
I have issues all.
Right.
What about you?
What he said.
No, no.
Is there is there a store if you
walk into it like you, you got?
It triggers.
No, no.
So I have you.
Yeah, I totally have Costco.
I'm glad This is why this
subject came up.
No, it's weird.
What is it?
It's Best Buy.
Really.
Best Buy?
Yeah.
How often do you go in Best Buy?
Not often, but when I go, I got
to go, really.
Well, you get super excited.
Yeah, that's probably what
happens.
Is yeah, super.
Excited.
I'm ready to buy, you know, ATV
or something.
Well, that's that's one of the
better ones to go to if you have
to because it's not used often.
Yeah, yes.
Do you know that by data?
My condition of bathroom on the
times I've been there and and
the stores are not known to be,
you know, traditionally always
busy, not like the old days
where kids would hang out there
and play video games and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, back in the yeah,
Circuit City days.
You know, I got tricked into
getting one of those membership
things with them that you renew
every year.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, Geek Squad.
Like the geek?
No, it's not.
Not like Best Buy has their own
membership thing now.
Oh, do they?
Yeah.
And it saved me money for like,
this thing that I bought.
I bought like that skyscraper
like chore thing and calendar.
It's awesome.
That was like 2.
Years the thing mounted on your
wallet by the.
Bridge and ever since then, I've
been trying to log in and get
this membership turned off.
You can't.
I can't even log in.
It's like, hey, who sends you
send us a code, It sends you a
code to your phone number.
I punched in the code.
That code's expired.
I'm like, you just sent it to
me.
There's no way.
We got your money.
Yeah, so they.
How much is that a year?
50 bucks or something?
50 bucks a year?
Yeah, that adds up, man.
They pelt me, yeah.
Well, yeah, when you got
probably 40,000 people that come
to the store.
I just need to call my credit
card company and say hey turn
this.
Off just cancel the card.
Yeah, that's.
It depends on wait, what card is
it?
Because like some cards when you
when you get a new one, they go,
well, all your automatic stuff
just transferred over.
Congratulations.
Like, well, that's the reason I
got rid of the card.
Yeah, I need to just cancel.
I need to just disable like
cancel.
That.
Block that.
Even if you go into Best Buy,
they won't cancel it.
Oh yeah, they said.
No, you got to call somebody.
Yeah, no, you can't do it in.
Store.
You can't do it in store.
You have to call the Middle East
to cancel this, please.
Yeah.
It's like a gym membership, you
can never cancel those.
Either it's kind of like hotel
cancellations.
There's no reservation.
Like you, you order you, you you
know, you order your room or
whatever, and then you realize,
oh, man, I got the date wrong or
something like that.
And you call the council.
I'm sorry, no refunds.
OK, But I'm in a real pinch.
Who do I need to call?
Well, we don't have your credit
card number.
Well, who does?
You charge the card?
Somebody did.
Yeah.
You need to call here.
And you call there and I say,
oh, no, you need to call the
hotel.
I'm like, Oh my God.
I just did this.
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't buy this for us.
You bought it from a third party
down the 4th party Rd.
The website.
Yeah, and they start throwing
you around.
Sorry, Sir, you booked that
through Kyle.
It's like, no, no, it's even
worse than that.
Like if you book, if you book it
through Marriott, right?
And it's a Sheridan.
You call Sheridan, they say no,
you got to call the Direct Line
of Marriott.
You call Marriott, they say no,
you got to call the hotel
Sheridan.
That's what they do, round and
round.
And round there we.
Go.
It's like, what are we?
What?
No.
What are we doing here?
Like I just taking it for 500.
That's what we're doing.
Like wow, crazy stuff you.
Want to know what I just found
out though?
I mean, it's sort of related
because we got the new Wi-Fi
service.
It makes you.
Oh, you got AT and?
T yeah, we went to the 18th
Anything first spectrum is a
pain in the ass when you try to.
Oh my God.
Oh my Lord, the guy was like,
you realize that they get hacked
all the time?
Oh, he was talking.
Smack.
Yeah, he's talking smack about
AT&T.
That's awesome.
But when the guys are hooking up
my new AT&T, he goes, well, what
was the name and the password
for your for your Spectrum
router?
So I told him he goes if we make
it the exact same name, you
don't have to reprogram
everything.
Right.
Yeah.
For all the other yeah, I didn't
know that because I, you know, I
expect to spend the rest of the
night hooking up all the TV's
and everything, doing all the
codes and stuff.
So he did that and I'm like, ho,
that was so.
Nice.
That was awesome.
That was nice.
He went right to the problem,
right?
You know what I mean?
Instead of, you know, treating
the the.
Right, instead of telling me,
you know, OK here's your new
name, it's you know your
password is IP daily.
Right.
Oh IP daily.
That is the name of a Wi-Fi
router from one of my neighbors.
Nice.
He watches The Simpsons.
I guess, yeah, I don't know.
Is that where that's from?
Yeah.
It's funny when you go to look,
you know, and it pulls up all
the routers that it can pick up
in the area and all the funny
names on it, Yeah.
So you remember when Bart used
to call MO at the Tavern?
MO's Tavern?
Yeah, that was one of them.
Mr. Daly, Mr. IP Daily.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me find him.
Let me find him for you.
Hold on a minute, Mr. IP Daily
here.
Isn't it the IP?
Daily.
Wait a minute.
Hold on now that's a hard voice
to.
Do can't do that anymore?
No, no.
I could do it.
Oh, by the way, I found out what
I have.
That's why all the coffin's
gone.
Aids AIDS COVID.
Wow, straight to the aids you
guys didn't even like, you know,
worm your way down.
There Did something happen when
you were ball shaving somebody?
Yeah.
Wow, what do you got?
That bronchitis.
I like AIDS.
It's funny the.
AIDS is way better.
Yeah, so the aids, huh?
Wow, that's.
Too bad, can't believe you have
aids.
Wow, that's OK, It's not a death
sentence anymore.
That's no he already.
It's full blown for him.
Oh, I'm very.
Sorry, yeah.
Should have taken that pill
where they do that commercial
where all those guys are hugging
each.
Other in the commercial.
I don't know what commercial
that is.
Yeah, there's a pill.
Yeah, there's a pill.
Where all the guys are hugging
each other.
Yeah, well, yeah.
You know, they're, they're
happy.
They're very happy, man.
Is it Cialis?
No, no, not that kind of pill.
No.
It would have solved the
problem.
You wouldn't have what you have.
Right, so are we saying aids are
from just men hugging each
other?
And we're saying that there's a
commercial.
Saying there is a.
We're saying that there's a
commercial.
Where these guys are very happy
and some are dancing, some are
at party, some are having
coffee.
Yeah.
And they talk about this pill
that you take that keeps you
from getting that thing you
have.
And that's all we're saying.
That's all we're saying.
So don't read into them.
Yeah, you evil man.
But I'm sure they would like
your manscaping services, yeah.
Yeah, it might be how we got the
aids.
They are looking for a marketing
manager by the way, if anybody's
interested.
How would you know that?
Landscaping, the Manscape
company.
Oh, really?
Remember, because we, we were
sponsored by them for a small
time there.
Yeah.
Was that a real sponsor or was
that a made-up one?
No.
No, that was a real sponsor.
They sent us two kits that we
used and talked about on the
air.
Yeah, that was all they gave us.
That's all they gave us, yeah.
Years ago.
Years.
Ago.
Well, look at where they're at
now.
Right now they're hiring a whole
marketing manager.
Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
That's right.
Want to come back on as a
sponsor, you know that will take
right Skip.
That's the kind of Skip said.
We should get that kind.
Something like that.
Yeah, something like that.
All right.
Many experts believe that one to
two solid bowel movements per
day is often associated with
better gut health.
Focusing on having a routine
that feels comfortable,
predictable and easy.
Bowel movement should pass
without excessive straining and
leave you feeling empty
afterwards.
You feel empty afterwards.
I feel empty inside all the
time.
Well, yeah, I understand, but
that's your heart, not your tum.
Tum If you're going fewer than
three times per week,
experiencing hard stools, pain,
or excessive straining, it's a
sign that got Constipation.
At the end of the day, the
healthiest time to poop is
whenever your body naturally
tells you it's time to go.
East Time.
East Time.
First cigar and some coffee.
Oh, these cigars and coffees
don't make me go.
Maybe the coffee makes me go in
the morning, I don't know.
Weird.
Must make my dogs go too because
they go first thing in the.
Morning, their coffee.
Yeah, it must be their coffee
too.
It's weird.
Yeah, All right, this past
Thursday, because today is
technically Monday.
Yeah, marks the 10 year
anniversary of the death of
Harambe.
Oh, really?
At the Cincinnati Zoo.
Yes, it was an incident that
sparked global attention and
change Mikey's life forever.
It's already been 10 years.
It's been 10 years.
I know.
It just seems like it was really
in 2016, a three-year old boy
climbed through a barrier and
fell into the gorilla.
Exhibit video showed the 17 year
old silverback dragging the
child through the water inside
the enclosure.
Zoo officials made the decision
to shoot and kill Harambe,
saying they believe the boy's
life was in danger.
I think the kid would've been
OK.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I mean, he just dragged
him over like he was taking to
take care of him.
Like oh, I need a boy hurt.
I take.
Care.
No, I don't think.
I think you're just going to go.
I think it's very easy for it to
do that in an instant and you
don't know.
That's true, Yeah.
The child survived with minor
injuries.
Cincinnati's Guerrilla World
reopened more than a year after
the incident with several
changes in place.
They made all these safety
changes so that a child would
not get through the barriers
again.
Years later, the gorillas name
lives on.
It does.
Mikey, do you remember where you
were when you first heard the
news?
I was on the Square House's
podcast.
Oh, where we oh, did we cover
that?
Originally, Are you sure that
was 10 years ago?
Yes.
Isn't that the reason why you
got the whole?
Statue.
Oh, if it's ten years ago, we
couldn't.
Have covered on the show I
wasn't.
There.
I I don't know where I was.
Oh.
Yes, I remember.
How did how did your people take
the news?
Me and the rest of the gorillas,
yes.
You and the rest of the
gorillas.
We were upset, we were upset.
I'm sure it was a hard.
Day we felt like better security
messages could have, you know,
avoided.
This right?
It could have been avoided,
obviously.
However, we knew that what had
to be done had to be done.
Did you attend the funeral?
Me and the rest of the gorillas
did attend the funeral.
What do you wear to a gorilla
funeral?
This is interesting.
Well, you're already in.
You already have the black on,
right?
Yeah, so.
Oh, that's why you wear the
black shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah.
So it's you don't really have to
dress up.
Tire no time.
It's a no tie.
Yeah, it seems like it would be
a casual type thing, yeah.
It's casual, yeah.
Well, as opposed to a black tie
event, yeah.
Yeah, I don't have to wear my
tux.
So I heard you gave a speech at
the celebration of life for
Harambe.
I did.
Do you remember what you said?
To you.
I have part of it here.
Is that the most touching part?
Yeah, yeah, Go ahead.
Oh, OK.
It was very that was a very
touchy.
Part of that, yeah, that was,
yeah, that was right in the
middle, yeah.
And.
Yeah, that was what I ready is.
They brought a little bit of a
tear.
That was a very emotional time
for me.
Yeah, I imagine.
Yeah.
I didn't take it.
Too.
Well, is that when you stopped
doing the cereal?
For a brief period of time,
yeah.
Because I heard the two of you
used to eat cereal.
We were.
We were cereal buddies, right?
Yeah.
That's too bad.
Yeah.
All right, I have a video.
Do you?
Yes.
This is not the standard video
portion of the show, but for the
next story a video is
appropriate though.
So hold on, I've got to find our
thing.
It should be the top if you use
it.
There it is.
I believe it is this.
One trim this a little bit.
Oh wait, that's not it.
Wrong.
One.
Oh my God.
Wrong.
One where you texted me last
night about the start of the
show.
I have so many videos on my
phone, I'm sorry.
This is cap cut rockets.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, Cordova Morales, the Cordova
Morales event, yes.
I'm good.
You can see when you see the
original video, you can see why
there was confusion.
OK, that's it.
So they went to launch another
rocket over at the Space Coast
the last day or so.
The Blue Origin.
Where's the remote?
The Blue Origin New Glinton
rocket experience an anomaly
during a ground test known as a
hot fire Thursday.
So it was last Thursday, the
company shared on X Video
captured from the Cape Canaveral
Space Force Station in Florida
Thursday evening appears to show
a rocket exploding on its
launchpad.
All personnel are accounted for
and safe, said Jeff Bezos, Blue
Origins founder, said in a
separate ex post.
It's too early to know the root
cause, but we're already working
to find it.
Very rough day, but we will
rebuild.
Whatever needs to rebuilding and
get back to flying.
It's worth it.
This has to be billions.
Listen man, look, if I need a
comb today, I'll call Amazon.
Right.
Right.
I'm not looking for Jeff to get
us into space.
This is just ridiculous.
That is, stay in your lane.
Yeah, like what?
No.
Yeah, yeah, just stay in your
lane.
I'm not surprised.
Books and Combs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I run out of my vitamin D and
I need it tomorrow morning pre
8:00 AM, I'm calling, I'm
hitting the button.
Right.
Space question mark, you know,
this is this is ridiculous.
So now what?
Now we have 3 people, we have
NASA, we have Bezos, and we have
a Musk.
We just got the one guy.
It's not even close.
No, I mean, we have three people
though that are trying to do.
It I understand, but there's one
that's clearly above the other
two.
NASA No.
Oh, the Elon.
Yeah, I guess it's not clearly
above the other two.
It's not clearly.
Yeah, you think the.
People the government has doing
it would be.
SpaceX, I mean, you knew that
they were, They weren't messing
around when all of a sudden the
rocket came in and it landed
straight back on, right?
It's like OK.
OK, right.
We don't have to look for these.
Yeah, right.
You know what?
Here's what.
How about I just put it back on
the launchpad after like Oh OK
that sounds like a great idea.
Has Bezos launched anything
successful?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He put the women in space,
remember?
Yeah, but they didn't really.
I mean they like went up and
came right back.
Now, and they pretended to come,
they like they had to reshoot
it, right?
And then somebody leaked the
fact that they reshot it.
Oh, did they I?
Don't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it this is.
Well, if I'm Jeff, you got to go
the other way.
Like, let's go to the bottom of
the ocean.
Oh, because nobody's doing.
There's minimal.
Competition.
Well, somebody tried that.
Oh, it's right.
Not with, Not with Basil's
money.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like Go.
Just yeah, just don't do the
carbon fiber something.
Like, why are you going to punch
into Elon?
I don't understand it.
He's not.
He's not at that level in my
opinion.
You don't think so?
No.
Is he money wise?
Is it the same?
Oh yeah, but that's.
Not, you know.
I have all this money, what am I
going to?
Do go to the bottom of the
ocean.
I want to go to outer space I.
Think it'd be way cooler if he
went to the bottom of the ocean.
I mean, you could die either
way, so you know, it's not like
1's less dangerous.
At least at least if your boat
blew up, no one would really
know.
About as bad as a Cape Canaveral
looks like.
I mean an.
Atom bomb exploded.
Yeah, there was people at the
beach like going ah, you can
feel the heat.
I'm.
Sure.
That video, the guy at the end
goes, we're going to feel he
goes, wait for it, there it is.
Wow.
I think it's actually probably
harder to go to the bottom of
the ocean than the space.
Yeah, yeah.
Probably so.
So.
Plus, we know there's monsters
in the ocean.
Yeah.
And then think he can deliver
stuff down there after he's
done, you know what I mean?
Yeah, he can take care.
Of action sitting on the bottom
of the he could.
Figure that out.
That would be great.
That'd be great for everybody.
Right.
Well, I mean, Elon Elon's is
called what's the name of his
company in space?
SpaceX.
If it's called SpaceX, that
means there is no NASA 'cause
that's what they turned into.
SpaceX is the government.
No.
No government is NASA.
Yeah.
No, no, they SpaceX is now part
of the military.
That's Space Force.
Oh, Space Force, sorry.
Something's completely
different.
It was yes.
Yes, space is in both names.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what happened with that
peanut butter Jelly sandwich you
had like a sugar spike, right?
Ain't.
No, no, it wasn't a peanut
butter Jelly sandwich.
I thought it was a hamburger.
He had a cheeseburger.
No, it was just, it was a, if
you must know.
Yeah.
It was a Little Debbie's.
It was a slice of cauliflower
crusted goat cheese chicken
pizza.
No it wasn't.
It was from Blaze.
What is Blaze?
It's make your own pizza place.
That sounds like the place where
you get AIDS.
I didn't want to say it, so not
only so wait a second.
Not only did he make his own
pizza, he chose cauliflower.
And what else here.
Cauliflower gas goat cheese,
Yeah.
Crust Chicken.
And chicken.
Wait, you have to make your own
when you go there?
Yeah, it's like one of those
places.
Like, you know how that's the
new thing?
Everybody goes down, you pick
what you want on your pizza.
You can pick the crust they have
like a pasta place like that
they have.
I'm always not aware that people
go out to dinner and cook their
own.
Food yes, we've gotten rid of
the chef then I.
Mean there's still somebody that
cooks it.
So like the.
You just pick.
Everything.
Not hot pot, but.
Korean Korean hot pot.
Well, no, not that one.
Melting pot.
Melting pot?
Yeah.
Where you go there and cook your
own food.
You cook.
Everything in soup. $75.
Yeah, that's different.
Like you actually, you know, put
everything on the screw and you
cook.
It OK, so this place more like a
buffet pizza place.
You you where?
I say I would like this.
It's like Chipotle.
Yeah, that was gonna say
Chipotle.
Give me some queso, a little
more chicken.
Right.
Yeah, it's like Chipotle.
Yeah, for.
Me or like SpaceX, you know?
Right.
They didn't have like, dough,
pizza dough, a regular dough.
What?
Did you say no they do no.
They have like 5 different.
What made you pick cauliflower?
Yeah, I've tried that.
It's good and it gets it gets
more crispy it.
Gets crispier.
I have cauliflower pizza all.
The time, the bread longer.
I have cauliflower pizza all the
time.
Yeah, it's conveniently like
Costco has a good one.
I'm just curious as to why Phil
here Yes would have chosen.
Right, the healthiest man alive.
You know what I mean?
That's not his I.
I would never have assumed that
that was his goat, right?
Yeah.
But now I see the logic of the
crispiness.
I like Blaze pizza.
OK, so it's between here and
Daytona, apparently.
No, they, I mean they have
Winter Park has one.
Yes, but where did you go to it
today?
Oh, I was in Daytona, Yeah.
Yes.
So in the crunch time to get
here, you thought I should stop
and get a?
Pizza, let me grab a slice.
It wasn't a you said 1:00.
And you were late.
By what, a couple minute?
Like a minute or two.
If you had not stopped, those
couple of minutes would have
been early.
Good point.
We're at crunch time today,
buddy.
This is the toughest day of the
month.
It's his time of the month.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Updates.
You remember the the California
party mom from last year?
No, the lady, the mayor or
whatever.
Yes.
Who threw the party?
And had sex with the boy and
then the boys told his
girlfriend.
The girlfriend told her new
boyfriend.
Nice thing.
You know, she's in jail, right?
All right.
California party mom story from
last year.
A judge has sentenced the San
Francisco by area mother to 35
years.
Oh my.
God after her conviction for a
slew that you slew.
In the story, a slew of crimes
resulting from hosting drunken
sex parties for young teenagers.
That's more time than did he
got.
Widely known as the Los Gatos,
Party mom is what they call her
in prison.
Cats.
The cat party mom they call her
in prison, a nickname that
referenced her hometown. 52 year
old Shannon O'Connor was
convicted of four dozen crimes
in March, including child
endangerment, dissuading
witnesses from reporting a crime
and facilitating forcible sexual
assault.
She got sentenced for 35.
Years. 35 years and that's the
maximum allowed.
She has to register as a sex
offender if she makes it up.
OK, whatever that that's fine.
She's.
Going to be what, 7080?
Yeah.
Now you remember we saw pictures
of her at the time and she used
to wear a bikini and she was,
you know, for an attractive one
of her age.
She's not aging well in in her
incarceration.
I didn't even recognize her at
first.
I thought it was somebody
different.
Well, I'm sure they don't give
her makeup or anything and.
Well, I mean, apparently the
food's a lot better.
And there's no working out in
the female prison.
Like in a male prison, there's
no workout facilities because
she has gotten a little a little
more robust.
Little plumper.
Little plumper.
Apparently they don't let her
color her hair in prison because
it is very streaky.
It's almost brown now where it
was blonde before.
And yeah, she's she's not.
Maybe they got the wrong one.
Does the sentence match by your
for your opinion, does the
sentence match the the crime?
I don't it is the maximum they
could give her.
They couldn't give her any more
possible and.
I don't I, I.
Mean, but well, I mean I.
Don't remember this.
That's what our judicial story,
our judicial system sets up as
well.
This is if you do this, you get
this.
Did he's getting a couple years.
Yeah, but he's rich and he's
famous and he has a probably a
lot better at.
Tossing, yeah, but he So what
you're saying is.
But he but his charges.
Were saying yeah.
Yeah, his charges should have
been way.
Worse and he and does I I'm not
familiar, did he ever get
accused or found guilty of
anything involving?
Children.
How the hell should I know?
You give me the news.
Well, I that's maybe it would
stick out more in your mind
because I read a lot of news
that we don't cover.
So there's more news in my head.
Oh, not to my knowledge.
I don't know.
The judge said this isn't some
fun parent giving sips of wine
spritzers to kids, said Santa
Clara is.
The District Attorney Jeff Rosen
wrote in a statement.
She facilitated dangerous and
drunken SEC sex acts with these
children.
Dangerous.
She risked their lives and
damaged their psyches.
She is not a party mom.
Shannon O'Connor is a convicted
felon.
Shannon O'Connor is a registered
sex offender, he says.
This guy does not like this
lady.
He's a District Attorney.
This is the type of case that
makes a man's career.
Maybe, maybe one of his kids
were involved.
I bet you the guy the guy.
She turned him down.
I bet you the kid that he slept,
she slept with.
I bet you he feels terrible now
too.
Yeah, but it sounds like
multiple.
What she, you know, think he had
a good time?
No, I mean, you know, probably
I, I, I would assume that he did
now, but now she's stuck 35
years, right?
How do you think that affects
him?
Yeah, now he's got to find a new
one.
Think he's waiting on her?
I'll wait for.
You no, I don't think that's the
case at all.
But you got, you know, he gave
out the Intel.
Right.
It's not like she's doing, I
don't even know, Like, what do
you think would be the
unacceptable punishment for
this?
Yeah, I know.
That's just it.
I mean, if it's not the maximum,
is it the minimum?
I don't know.
What the minimum.
Just give her a slap of the
race, then go bad.
You should not have been
drinking with the children.
I don't know.
What do you think, Phil?
Are we talking about drinking
alcohol with children?
She drank alcohol with children,
then she had sex with one of the
children, and then she tried to
convince them not to say
anything.
OK but you say 1 of the
children, like how old is this
kid?
Yeah.
Is he a teenager, 19?
171617 years old, he's in that
range.
He's not an you know, it wasn't
a five year.
Old, right?
But you see, there's a big
difference in using that word
children, right?
In the law's eyes, he was a
child.
And I, I mean, look, I would
still argue the fact that he's
extremely young and he's and
he's a kid, right?
I would say that, but but I
don't know, I feel like the term
adolescent would probably be
more appropriately used in the
scenario instead of instead of
labeling this, yeah, like a pedo
or something.
It doesn't.
Yeah, because it's not like the
kid was like 9.
Yeah, right, Right.
You know what?
I.
Mean now if he was sober maybe a
little different, but supposedly
he was drunk and didn't know
what he was doing.
I mean, look, I'm OK with the
punishment, right?
35 years seems a bit.
Yeah, maybe like maybe like 3
years, five years.
Yeah, it sounds like there was
multiple children.
OK.
So maybe there's again with the
children, multiple adolescents.
There you go, that's.
Better, maybe there's other
stories we didn't follow or hear
where there was other parties
where this also happened.
I got news for you.
If it happened one time, I would
assume that that kid said to the
other ones.
You're not going to believe what
Jimmy's.
Mom did like there were other
parties where Jimmy's mom did
this with other adolescents.
Right, so, but you're not
following me.
Jimmy's mom does yadda yadda,
right?
And then that kid goes around
and says you're not going to
believe this.
Oh sure, she gave it up.
When's the next party?
Is what they're on right?
I love Kool-aid.
Right.
These are great, Jimmy.
Can we come to the party too?
Oh yeah, dude, you're my best
friend, right?
Right.
So you know I.
Don't know if I'm Jimmy and I
find out I'm like, I don't have
any more parties, mom.
My mother's been ridden harder
more than Seattle's Slew.
What's going on?
Mom, all the kids are talking
about at your school apparently
get very popular.
Yeah, Oh, honey, that's so.
Nice.
So look, I mean, go ahead.
Go ahead, Phil.
There's been, I mean, there's
been some people that have
committed murder that have gone
off with less, yeah, time.
Well, did they kill a child?
Did they kill an?
Did they?
They killed somebody.
It doesn't matter who.
Maybe they were bad.
People.
Dude, wild wild. 35 years.
Well, well, probably what's
happened though, why she got 35
years is there's probably
multiple accounts which maybe
added 235.
Yeah, feel like you get 7 years
for every adolescent you had sex
with and there was five of them.
Yeah, you know, like they count
pills, right?
Could be 7 years for every pill.
And she's got several.
I mean, they said there's dozens
of crimes that she has
committed.
So maybe that maybe it just all
added up.
Yeah.
You know.
And California's not a great
place, so they definitely had it
with a book.
Yeah, it seems like California
be the place.
Like, OK, you, you ran over some
ice foot.
That's a year and a half.
Yeah, you know.
You breathe in smog.
Right, that's another two.
Years, Jimmy and.
Bobby said they both went first,
so we're confused.
So that's eight years for each
one.
And you're giving not healthy
snacks to the kids.
That's 10 years.
For each snack.
So you know, I'm sorry, can we
get a grand total, please?
Carry the one, carry the 235
judge.
We got 35 going back here. 35
years it is. 35 years it is
guilty.
California prisons are So I just
asked a question, are California
prisons at capacity and Chad,
Google, whatever Chad GBT says
California State prisons are
technically over their original
design capacity, but they
operate well within the
federally mandated population
limits.
A lot of bad people in
California.
As of 2026, the overall adult
prison population hovers around
121% of design capacity.
That's wild.
So you're thinking maybe she
should not be in there because
her crime is not as bad as, say,
this murder person that Phil
knows?
Yeah, no, I'm not saying I'm
I'm.
I'm just saying that 35 years
seems a bit excessive.
Oh.
And and it's and if, if, if I'm
going to draw the conclusion
that this is excessive in this
scenario, there's probably a lot
of scenarios where the
sentencing.
Does.
Is extremely excessive in
California.
Maybe this is one of those
judges that likes to do the the
limit. 50 years but but it was a
parking ticket.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, you're done.
You're done.
My jurisdiction or
jurisprudence?
Or it is my noble right?
There's a lot of, there's a lot
of people that are, you know,
miss.
Appropriated Miss.
Acute, whatever you want to call
sense miss sentenced.
Yeah, that's why they have they
have all those groups.
In jail for crimes they didn't
commit.
There was a football player that
just got out that was like that
he was in.
He was in prison for like 12
years or something like that.
For something he didn't do and
now they have new technology and
the DNA says he was in a
different state.
Well, actually it was about DNA.
They said he killed somebody.
Sir, you were doing 46 and a 45.
Do you have anything to say of
yourself?
No, Sir, I'm very sorry. 30
years in prison.
And.
Prima nocte.
Where is his wife?
Tis my noble What?
Bring her here.
Bring her here.
Oh no.
Are we going to a castle?
No, we're going behind the shed.
In my chambers.
In my chambers.
Soundproof.
Got to hear that's a problem.
And now we've just linked it to.
Yesterday's show, last week's
show, last week on See, it's not
easy.
All right, Michael, you got a
video?
No, I had that blow up thing.
I was going to do that.
Oh, you beat me to it.
Yeah.
Oh sure, you just saying that
because I had a video.
Maybe.
All right, we're on the Cigar
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How many ice cream stores stores
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Greg has talked about El Mago.
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The cigars are made at the MGE
cigar Factory in Esta Lee and
are limited to just 1000 of
these little tents per blend.
El Mango's Collectible 10 series
debuted in March with the OY AM
AO Yama Oh Yama Oh Yama Omen and
the Mr. Almond Oh Yama Oh Yama
Omen.
He's oh, Yama.
What should we name it?
Oh Yama Omen.
And then maybe Mr. Mr. Almond.
And then Calvary, right?
You know, let's just throw
Calvary in there.
Cordy Denig, founder of El Mongo
Cigars.
The company is committed to
releasing at least seven
different blends and collectible
10 series, but it is possible
that additional cigars could be
added to the line.
In an e-mail, Andre Sanchez,
national sales director for El
Mago Cigars, told Half Wheel the
first wave of both new releases
is shipping to randomly selected
groups of S tier accounts, which
is in by only network of fewer
than 40 retailers.
I guess we're not on that list.
No.
Whatever.
All right, What?
OK.
Crux is shipping the Marblehead
Maduro to stores June 1st.
Oh, do you know that they have
their own proprietary cap now
called the Marblehead?
They've had it for a while.
Well, yes, but I just found out
about it with this story.
You just discovered that?
I just discovered it.
A new wrapper option for Crux
Cigars Marblehead line will
start shipping to retailers next
week.
The Crux Marblehead Maduro is
made by the Mexican San Andreas
wrapper covering in an internal
blend of Nicaraguan tobacco.
And we were talking last night
on the on that, on the OTG
podcast.
We did Connecticut, then it
seemed like everybody started
making Connecticut.
We did San Andreas.
Now it seems like everybody's
making San Andreas.
So we've done Sumatra.
So now we are expecting
everybody to start.
You think that they're all where
we are, the trendsetters?
That's the way I implied it last
night, yes.
I like the way you think.
And you're right.
We are.
We are, yeah.
But hey, listen.
And Postagna's number 2 on half
wheel for a reason.
You guys can make everything,
but we're always going to be
worse than padrone.
Slightly better than padrone.
And until you can say that
Postagna reigns champion, right?
Like the first Marblehead blend?
Oh yes.
You're correct.
Sorry.
Thanks.
Thanks, Phil.
Yeah, you don't like yes, man,
remember?
So you're correct.
Right.
I didn't want to say yes because
you don't like yes man.
It's not a yes man thing.
If you say something you want
me, you look at me, you want me
to say yes, you're right.
That's being a yes, man.
No, it's like if I made a cigar
for you and you thought it was
terrible and you said, oh, I
like it.
That's a yes, man.
Well, don't.
Well, isn't that the same idea
as you say something I might not
necessarily agree, but I.
Say so you don't agree?
That's not what I said.
You don't agree the post I.
Don't want.
I don't want people to think I'm
just being a yes man.
OK, well then I but I need to
hear, do you agree or do you not
agree?
With the fact that people think
I'm a yes man.
No that postonia is slightly
better than padrone, but
slightly.
Worse than?
I think that's been proven, yes.
You know what, Why don't we get
a couple of those and smoke
them?
You know, just to see.
So he's looking for the free.
The Postonas.
I smoke the Postonas every day.
So do I, yeah.
Yeah, but you're asking us?
It was raining last night.
I could not smoke during the
show.
What are you doing in the rain?
No, I did it in my office at
home because I didn't want to
sit outside in the rain.
You don't have a party, I have a
patio.
No, I have a potty.
Yeah, I have a potty, but I want
to smoke in the potty.
Why?
Don't you smoke in the potty?
I don't want to smoke in the
potty.
OK, That's in the house.
I'm about to smoke in the house.
OK.
But I had certain cigars to
show.
I'm sorry, this is kind of off
subject.
I had certain cigars that I had
so I could show.
And then they they address the
comments in the show.
Quite often people would say
things that were like, like, I
set this up like somebody said,
are you guys ever going to come
out with a budget line of
cigars?
Oh, well, by the way, smoke
this.
Trust me, right?
Somebody said, you know, it
would be great if you made a
Sumatra, San Andreas, Barbara
Pole.
Oh, I had this.
A Sumatra.
San Andreas, Barbara.
Pole and then what the the new
SBC?
I might be saying it wrong.
Maybe.
I think it is you're.
Very wise.
So I had, I had that hand.
He pulled that out so well.
Let's see, they're shipping
these Marbleheads of stores.
You're just an amazing.
Person it's just, I mean, I was
just laughing at like what?
And I go, it's like I planned
this.
I don't know who that guy is,
but perfect.
Here's this one.
Let's talk about this for a
minute.
Oh, that guy's obviously
entrenched into the Postagna.
Yes, he knows.
Well, you know, with the code
names it's really hard to tell
who somebody is anyway.
Right.
I mean, I feel like we know who
Rakus Unchained is.
Well, that's your mother,
obviously.
That's who we say, but obviously
I think that we know.
I, I, I just assume it's your
mother.
I don't know who it is.
She's not Unchained.
We keep her you.
Keep her chained.
I don't think you keep her
chained.
We.
Keep her in check.
Who do you think Records
Unchained is?
No idea, but I feel like we know
them.
Oh, I well, the one guy last
night said he met me at an event
at a certain shop and I was a a
very nice man and he seemed like
I know what I'm talking about.
And I don't remember who he was.
I mean, there's people we run
into all the time.
There's no way to remember.
And then it's not like, you
know, it's not like it, said
Bob, the guy you met at Holy
smokes.
You need to remember these
people.
By the weird names they make as
their handles on yard on yard
guard or whatever it's called.
Yard guard, Yeah.
Mm hmm yard something.
It was the yard 1.
I don't.
How am I supposed to know what
those are?
Yard duck?
No, not yard duck.
But I think there is a duck on
it though on their logo.
Duckyard.
Ducky Duck.
Yardy Duck.
Ducky Duck.
Hardy Duck.
I don't know.
I mean team money.
At least he's called team money
everywhere.
So you know who?
Yeah.
Consistently team money.
Yeah, at least he's consistently
team money.
So the ship of this thing is
made of tablical era pages day
and Nicaragua essay.
The original line uses a dark
Ecuadorian Colorado Habano
wrapper.
What's Colorado Habano?
A different type of Habbano,
Yeah.
It's grown in Colorado.
There are two sizes, both
shipping and 20 count clear PVC
bundles, each containing four or
five pack bundles.
As with the original Marblehead
line, retailers will also
receive a refillable 60 count
display tray.
This sounds very familiar.
No, no, that's how they've been
doing things.
They've been doing these tray
things for a while.
Yeah, I saw the.
I saw a picture of the tray on
the thing.
There's nothing new, no, in this
industry.
Right.
No, it's cigars, right?
See.
They're doing a Maduro Gordo.
How much is that?
16 by 60 single stick. 16 bucks.
14. 899 This is a budget lighter
is.
It a lighter.
Marblehead, Maduro, Toro 6 by
50. 7 bucks. 7:50. 799.
I win.
It's a penny less.
It's a dollar less.
It's a dollar less.
The other one was 8. 90. 890
carry the one subtract.
Yeah, put up, put up 8 fingers.
So is this long filler or long
filler?
Short filler.
Doesn't say.
Our goal with the Marblehead
Maduro was to create a cigar
that delivers premium Maduro
character at an exceptional
value, said Jeff Hogan, Co
founder of Crux Cigars, in a
press release.
This is a cigar that fits
perfectly into anyone's regular
rotation without sacrificing
quality or complexity.
The Marblehead name refers to
Crux's signature cap, which
debuted in 2014, and is a cross
between a Bellicoso and a
regular hat.
And a regular.
Hat, cap.
Sorry, Cap hat.
Well I mean it sounds like they
were close, but smokers trust
me. 660 Gordo, $8 MSRP buy 3 get
one free brings it down to 6
bucks long filler.
I don't know Bandit.
Your move, Casey.
Casey's not in there.
It's Jeff now.
Jeffsen charts.
Jeffsen charts.
Yeah, but I like Casey.
I like Casey, too.
Yeah.
And they have the cool screen.
Yeah, they do that at every
show.
That screen is awesome.
It's quite the crowd in there.
I know I want the screen.
We need a bigger screen.
I would be OK with a slightly
smaller screen.
We should just have just a tiny
screen.
Just go the other way, just go
the other direction.
We have a screen and we have a
screen now too.
It's a pretty cool screen and.
Then everybody has to huddle
together.
Yeah, yeah.
Gather around.
Gather around.
All right, War fighter tobacco
Company.
They're also shipping their 10th
anniversary San Andreas.
Everybody's doing that.
Man, everybody's doing it.
Look man, there's only a handful
of rappers you can do.
Well, why is everybody doing at
the same time?
Because normally crops are good
and then you can buy there's.
Like an exit.
Like, oh hey, look at all the
good San Andreas.
We should all jump on that
bandwagon.
This.
Year, it's not a it's not a jump
on a bandwagon.
It's like, oh, this is good,
right?
So we'll use this and then it's
different primings, different
things.
Like there's a whole different
fermentation isn't really a
bandwagon thing.
Nobody was doing it last year,
but now it's good, so everybody
wants to use.
It I know that you keep saying
that, but that's not the case.
It's like.
That's what you just said.
Maybe it's good with San
Andreas.
So now everybody wants to use
different primings and use the
San Andreas because it's good
this year.
You see what's?
Available pre industry and if
there's a bunch of it then maybe
you can get it and you get it at
a good price.
Everybody jumping on the
bandwagon used.
They're not really jumping on a
bandwagon.
I'm going to continue to say
this.
It's about.
Potato, Potato.
I think we're going to have to
agree to disagree.
It's not potato, Patama.
I know you're still hurting from
Harambe, but it's OK, it's over
with now.
No, it's been 10 years.
You know, you did the oh, oh,
uh, uh.
It's been 10 years, you know,
we're all good and I'm not.
I'm still not.
OK.
All right.
War Fighter Tobacco Company has
began shipping it's 2 new
releases from the PCA 2026.
Well, he's it's from the.
Everybody knows that the
tryptophan is in the.
Is in the pizza.
It's in the pizza.
It's in the cauliflower pizza.
Cauliflower's got tryptophan.
Is napping.
Napping, napping, napping.
Or maybe the mass is cut off,
the blood flow to his brain and
he's falling asleep.
I'm, I'm sorry, are we keeping
you?
Are we boring you?
No.
There's that, there's that.
AIDS.
No, it's that bronchitis.
So let's see, they're making a
650 tutorial that uses
Ecuadorian grown Sumatra seed
wrapper, a top, a Honduran
binder and filler.
Unlike many anniversary cigars,
this will be a regular
production release with
production handled by
Tablicalera Tabacolera Carrera
and that's Tabacolera Carrera.
The cigars in MSRP of I'm just
going to tell you guys going to
go right to Tabacolera 1275.
Well, a box of 20 cigars is 255.
Dollars.
We would have never got that
one.
Right, it's a war fighter.
So.
So we're just going to zip
through the 2nd cigar because
you know what it's time for.
Industry's favorite game What?
What's the?
Score.
July 10th, 2012 Patrick Lagreed
Cigars reviews the Casa de Monte
Cristo B56. 87. 85.
Cigar Review Cassa de Monte
Cristo B56 from the USA factory.
We don't know rapper, we don't
know Binder, we're not saying
filler Columbia and we don't
know 6 1/2 by 56.
Toro Gordo 1595 and they smoked
3.
So they tell you the fillers
from Columbia.
Yeah, one of the fillers is from
Columbia.
Columbia and undisclosed.
They don't tell you.
Yeah, I.
Don't know why they only told
you one of them.
They're trying to highlight it.
Oh yeah, there we.
Go 82. 85.
Let's see clue #1 the B56.
I'm sorry, OK?
The B56 delivered some
interesting flavor transitions,
moving from banana bread and
sourdough notes into bread crust
and charred meat flavors.
It wasn't overly strong, but it
offered a unique profile that
kept me engaged throughout the
smoke. 85.
Sort of tastes like cauliflower
pizza sounds.
Like no, this is like
cauliflower pizza.
Keeps you up though, which is.
Delicious 85.
That's what I said.
He doesn't listen.
Yeah, clue #2 construction was
outstanding.
The burn was nearly flawless
across all three samples.
Sorry, we're quite now.
I think I'm catching is
bronchitis requiring almost no
touch ups or relights for a
cigar.
Got his age?
Well, I let him trim my ball.
And now aids.
Now AIDS for the smoking time.
Because he nicked me.
He nicked me and then nicked his
hands.
That's how he rubbed them.
Together one star review.
Right.
I did not give him a good Yelp
review.
Yeah, cigar with a smoking time
approaching 2 hours, that's
impressive performance. 87.
It's not very chatty today. 85
I'm on medicine right now man.
What do you want?
It's making me a little tired.
What kind of medicine are you
on?
It's amoxicillin.
Antibiotic.
Yes.
Makes you tired.
I don't know, it's making me a
little tired.
Maybe that's from the large
pizza.
It's the tryptophan and the
cauliflower, I told you. 3rd and
final clue.
While the cigar had moments of
promise, the recurring sour and
occasionally bitter notes never
fully disappeared.
Oh, there's the whole time.
Combined with a lack of
complexity in depth compared to
the bahiki it aims to emulate.
Bahiki.
The experience ultimately fell
short of my expectations.
I'm very disappointed in you,
Cigar.
You did not fulfill your
obligation.
Sour through and through 79.
So they're trying to make this
tastes like a Cohiba, Yeah.
That sounds like it.
Like a bahiki, bahiki bahiki.
Yeah, 78.
Cover that tap and foot you're
wrapped around.
You're almost in the chords
there.
Final thought, this is the last
thing.
The thought the final one.
This is the last thing they're
going to say.
It tasted just like a Bahique.
It was amazing.
Going into the review, I
couldn't help but think that I
was going to be smoking a knock
off cigar or product, simply
trying to capitalize on the
success of the notoriety of the
Cuban Cohiba Bahique.
Despite a real effort to find
something in the cigar to prove
otherwise, I just couldn't.
I couldn't.
Just wasn't there.
Make no mistake about it, this
is no Bahique.
None of the three cigars left me
really wanting another one, and
if anything made me want to grab
something else to put a better
taste on my palate.
If you're looking for the
flavors of the Cuban Cohiba Bahi
gay, you're still better off
going with the Cuban Cohiba Bahi
gay.
If you think that by smoking the
B56 you'll get a good idea of
what the Cuban Cohiba Bahi gay
BHK 56 tastes like, you're wrong
and sadly disappointed.
That's it.
That's yeah.
I love the fact that the Gohiba
Bahike yes is a standout cigar
for him to think of.
Well, maybe he's smoking this.
I mean, it's obviously no, this
is from. 2012, yeah.
So at that point, that was when
that cigar kind of had its
hurrah day in the sun.
Yeah.
Oh day in the.
Sun, did you smoke that in 2012?
To Bahike.
He was seven.
I did.
You were 7.
Yeah, I was 7 he.
Was 7 then.
No, I did.
I smoked it.
And you liked it?
It's not worth it.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad, yeah.
Because what are they like 100
bucks?
At that time, I can only imagine
what they are now.
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness.
How excessive they would be now?
Well.
They're going to come down soon
because for the first state,
Cuba.
I I could just smoke one of
these.
I'm going to swing low on this.
With the banana bread stuff, I
like banana bread.
I'm a swing.
I'm a swing low on swing.
Low.
Sweet Cherry, I think you need.
I think you need a win.
I think you need a win.
You win most of the week.
No.
Oh sorry, my my apologies.
No, I think you need AI think
you could use a dub and I'm
going to stretch the feel a
little.
Bit he's sick, you know, with
the.
Yeah.
And his his ball trimming isn't
going.
Well, it's not going it's.
So you guys are pre fixing the
loss.
So that was very.
Bad Yelp reviews I read in this.
No, I just, I think I'm going to
take a shot here.
I'm going to take a shot.
Take it.
Take it, Take the shot.
It's up.
Here it comes.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's
coming.
It's up.
I don't know.
Kind of making this, it's hard
to take it, it's hard to take a
shot.
So wait, are you saying you're
taking a dive?
What I'm saying is like throwing
the game.
I think it did, I think it did
bad, and I can conservatively
pick a number I could.
I feel like I could pick like a
78 and win.
Right.
But I think that it's lower than
that.
Right.
So.
He hasn't said his yet, right?
No, no, yeah, I'm going first
this time.
So what I'm saying is like, if I
conservatively pick that number,
I think I'm going to win.
You're going to lob one up.
And that's just easy, right?
But.
Going to swing with your eyes.
I'm going to hit it lower.
How low do I want to go is a
question.
Do I go in the 60s?
Phil, what do you think?
Sounds like a shitty cigar to
me.
I would.
I would guess fifties, 60s,
yeah. 50s, sixties.
But this is who's the Raider?
He didn't talk about bad Patrick
Lagree.
If you said bad construction,
then I.
Oh, it's all flavor problems.
Patrick, Patrick's going to
probably be in the 70s, OK,
unfortunately.
All right, well, now, now you're
there.
OK, I'm going to go 73 higher or
lower.
What's it going to be, Phil?
God blink twice.
For what?
Higher.
Now I'm blinking it on.
Now I can't.
I just watched him blink.
Now I can't blink. 72.
Oh, he went lower.
Oh, he won.
No, it's 73.
That's why I'm doing this.
I'm like.
Go ahead, let's go to.
Local here.
No I really dude, that was just
luck of it.
That was his luck in the draw.
Remember, he's got 2020 vision.
Well, I know it's only so.
He stood up.
I can't see anything.
No, you can't.
From that angle.
I thought maybe because there's
glass.
There's nothing glass there that
I thought maybe from the side.
Or something.
No, can't from over there.
But it was so weird.
He's like, I'm going to say 78,
but I think I'm going to go
lower.
I don't know, maybe the exact
score that it is would be the
good one to say.
I mean, that was just luck,
because realistically I think
that without doing that whole
speech, I say 78 and I win and
he says 79.
Would you have said 79?
I would have no 'cause when he
was at he was already at like 70
something.
Weren't you before that?
No, no, you guys were all in the
80s.
I was in the 80s.
I was always going to.
I was always going to guess 1
lower than you is what I was
going.
To do so, whatever he said, you
were going one.
Less so that's the case then if
I had to pick 78 or 79 then.
He would have went 7. 7 And he
would have won.
Yeah.
And did you pick lower than me
or higher than what do you?
Pick Lower 72.
He went lower.
And I thought it was, I thought
that was a dub.
That was a bold move.
Very bold.
You're very bold, Princess
Peach.
Because I picked an older one
because the 1 today I thought,
well maybe they've been reading
the ones they're posting
recently because you guys have
been getting too close to the.
Who's been reading them?
I said I was thinking maybe it's
like maybe I shouldn't keep
doing the one they post that day
I.
Don't think we have time to read
these things.
Dude I'm I mean I changed in the
parking.
Lot, you know?
Yeah, I know.
I have some lovely photos.
It's great.
Oh, you took pictures?
Yeah, I had.
Photo.
Did you really?
No, I didn't.
Think so?
Yeah, he's going to have you
sign.
Them I didn't see you'd change
it.
I'm like you change your clothes
in a parking.
Lot, yeah, I don't have.
I mean, I just don't.
Have time now.
If you pay for the Patreon for
the full year, you get a signed
naked picture of Mikey.
A signed picture of Mikey in his
underwear.
Yeah.
By the way, Ben would like his
travel mug signed by the three
of us, so we're going to have to
do that before we ship.
Then Willhelm, he texted me last
night and I couldn't remember
what it was and he he started
with.
I'm sorry it's so late but.
OK.
All right.
Well, this wraps it up.
All right, guys.
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Show Notes
On todays show How many #2 is enough, its been 10 years and I still miss him, well that wasn’t suppose to happen?, we have an update! Then in cigars we have a lot of shipping notifications and as usual we end the show with a what’s The Score!