ACHP Episode 546 Crocodile Dunno
Episode Summary
Episode 546 of A Cigar Hustler's Podcast has Mike Palmer and Mike Szczepankewicz joined by "Triple G" Greg for the usual mix of listener comments, odd news, and cigar industry headlines. The first half runs through the U.S. Mint's new 2026 W Enhanced Uncirculated American Gold Eagle (a one-ounce, $5,370 coin marking the nation's 250th anniversary), a Florida man arrested for stealing a radioactive moisture density gauge and trying to unload it on Facebook Marketplace, a Cocoa Beach DoorDash assault case, and a lawsuit over an alligator bite suffered during a "free gator encounter" at a Central Florida airboat attraction. The crew also plugs CHPod.com merch, the BDP Fourth of July shirt goal, and the carbon fiber lighter/cutter giveaway closing on this episode.
Cigar news leads with Bunny Droppings' new Label Boy, a 6x52 Toro from Justin Angelo's pink-bunny-suit brand, blended by Wiber Ventura at Tabacalera William Ventura in the Dominican Republic with an Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over a Mexican San Andrés binder, priced at $14 and limited to 500 boxes of 10, with distribution through Meier & Dutch. The guys read the brand's "labels don't make the person" marketing line and note the apparent wink at Prevada's "Label Girl." Next up is Room 101's Johnny Tobacconaut Maduro, a full-bodied A.J. Fernandez-made puro in Robusto, Toro and Gordo, with notes of earth, espresso and dark chocolate — though the hosts point out their STG rep says it won't actually ship until late June, despite the press release date.
The industry segment turns serious with New York Assembly bill A1150-9 from Assemblywoman Amy Paulin, which would bar anyone born after 2007 from buying tobacco or vapor products. The hosts trace the generational-ban trend from New Zealand's 2021 proposal, 2023 passage and 2024 repeal, through the UK's April passage (born after 2008), Canada's interest, the Maldives' 2025 ban, and failed U.S. attempts in Brookline, Mass. and Indiana — arguing the bans kill tax revenue and simply push sales to out-of-state e-commerce.
The show closes with "What's the Score," where the crew guesses halfwheel's rating for a 2011 Steve Val review of the Cuban Juan López Selección No. 3 Petit Edmundo. Despite praise for construction, draw and burn, the review knocked the cigar for tannic acidity, bitterness and burnt-paper notes, landing at a 67 — nailed exactly by Triple G, who has now hit four scores on the head in a week.
In This Episode
- 01Merch, Comments and the Carbon Fiber GiveawayCHPod.com swag, the BDP Fourth of July shirt goal, Palmer's accidental "thirst trap" reel, and the final round of listener comments before the lighter/cutter giveaway drawing.
- 02U.S. Mint's $5,370 Gold Eagle CoinThe 2026 W Enhanced Uncirculated American Gold Eagle marking America's 250th anniversary, limited to 7,500 coins, and whether it's worth the premium over spot gold.
- 03Florida Files: Radioactive Gauge, DoorDash and Gator LawsuitA stolen CS-137 moisture density gauge sold on Facebook Marketplace, a naked DoorDash assault arrest in Cocoa Beach, and a $50,000 suit over an alligator bite at an airboat attraction.
- 04Bunny Droppings Label BoyJustin Angelo's new $14 Toro blended by Wiber Ventura in the Dominican Republic, limited to 500 boxes, with a Louis Vuitton-inspired band and a possible dig at Prevada.
- 05Room 101 Johnny Tobacconaut MaduroMatt Booth's A.J. Fernandez-made full-bodied Maduro puro in three sizes — and why the hosts say the shipping date in the press release is wrong.
- 06New York's Proposed Generational Tobacco BanAssemblywoman Amy Paulin's bill would block anyone born after 2007 from buying tobacco, and the hosts compare it to New Zealand's repealed ban, the UK, Canada and the Maldives.
- 07What's the Score: Juan López Selección No. 3Guessing halfwheel's 2011 score for the Cuban Petit Edmundo, which earned praise for construction but was dinged for tannic bitterness and finished at 67.
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Transcript
*Music* You should write on it, episode whatever. It's scene, take and roll. It's not really all that... Just the number of the episode.
And action! Welcome to a Cigar Hustler Podcast, where cigars are just the starting point. Join me, Mike Palmer and Mike Szczepankewicz, along with Triple G today, as we dive into the latest cigar industry news, sports, current events, business, and whatever crazy stories are making headlines. Whether you're a seasoned cigar smoker or just looking for an entertaining conversation, expect honest opinions, plenty of laughs, and a few unexpected detours along the way.
S. Mint is making a new coin. On Facebook Marketplace, you can buy radioactive uranium. Yes!
Door Dash Tiffany is getting way out of hand. An alligator bite now can get you $50,000. Mmm. Then in cigars, new bunny droppings, generational tobacco band, and a what's the score to see who Mom is going to visit for Father's Day.
Oh, it's Greg. I don't have the sparklers behind me. Oh, sorry. That's not right.
You do not have the sparkles behind you. That is correct. He was looking for the remote. That is correct.
What happens if I win? I don't get to push the button? You do not get it. You have to do this.
You do not get it. I don't know if I can do that. That's what Boots does. Or Phil, Phil, whoever he is.
First, Mikey, how do I get some of this CHPod swag? com for all your CHPod swag. We're still two away. You just need two more sales of the BDP Fourth of July shirt in order to reach our goal.
Help us reach our goal and get Palmer in American flag overalls. com, Cigar Hustlers podcast, for all of your inside baseball cigar stuff, where we also review cigars, too, and let you know if things are worth it, worth the purchase or not. So check that out. Aren't you guys selling a cup?
Isn't there a cup? Yeah, these cups. Those cups? I think I'd like one of those cups.
Could I get one of those cups? com. $40. $40?
Hang on. Look at him. Look at him. That's so much money.
Well, I just happen to have one right here. There you go. I'll do that. Oh, there you go.
Thank you. Wow. You're really going to buy one? Yeah.
You can just give him a mug, dude. Come on. Come on. This is not right.
I don't feel good about this. You don't feel good? Look at this mug. How do you guys do that?
The whole focus thing? Yeah, you got it. It's already focused. It's already focused.
It's already focused. It's already focused. Oh, so fancy. Okay.
Some comments from yesterday's show. Oh, today's the final day. Yes. We'll announce the winner on our next episode.
Right here. And now I have it. Look at this. Oh, good.
We found it. Lighter cutter, carbon fiber giveaway. It was under something else. Under something else.
Something gets moved. Things get moved. Something Polish. Something Polish.
Hey, I apologize. Yesterday was a big Polish holiday, apparently, and I didn't wish you guys happy. What's the word? Whatever the word is, I can't pronounce it.
Indigus Day? No, no, what's Indigus Day? Yeah, we don't know. Oh.
You don't even know what it is? I saw the word, but I can't pronounce it. Not even close. It's like, hey, I understand there's a reason for me to congratulate you.
Don't know why, but... No, it's a Polish holiday. Okay. For family and something.
I mean, it's not like you guys won a war or something, so... We contributed to World War II, probably. Well, you contributed, but I mean, I don't think you won. There was a whole fighter brigade that was very, very important for us, because we named an entire business after.
I think if they had not done it, what would we be selling here then? So anyways, getting into some comments from the show, Bruce Cox 8216 says, "I put my face on a lot of different things," in quotations. Is Palmer trying to get in Phil's next movie? We, uh, I've received artwork for his next movie, um, I'm not sure if I can put it up.
Dead Inside Me. No, no, it's, uh, uh, uh, Phil McGuffey as the baker in, um, Cream Inside the Eclair or something like that. Boston Cream Pie. Boston Cream Pie is what it is.
Sorry, Boston Cream Pie. I like the first one. Yeah. Cream Inside the Eclair.
Well, apparently the, uh, the, the, the person who uses that AI refused to make that one. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
So yeah, I think he's trying to get in the next movie, without question, and man, I had something funny to say until you got into that whole cream inside me thing, and yes, go ahead. I would like to up the ante for the BDP shirt. The BDP shirt. So you sell two to get to 15, right?
If we get to 20, I'll do a thirst trap in the overalls. Ooh, a thirst trap, an actual thirst trap, like the motion. Right, in the overalls, like the other video. Oh, wow.
That's a thirst trap. I'll have to show you the video later. It's amazing. It's amazing.
Okay. It was an accident, but I didn't get it down fast enough. Here, I'm gonna go, let me go triple screen right here. I'm gonna send it to you, Greg.
Oh, is this the video for the day? No, I don't have a video for today. Okay, we're not playing the video again. No.
So, have you seen the ones that Law makes? Yes. I'm talking to Greg. Where he's, like, mocking the things that he's doing.
Right, the slow motion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I made one that didn't turn out as cool as his, and I got a couple of inquiries from some gentlemen, so I took it down. It's amazing, it's amazing.
But before, so it was up for like 10 minutes on a Saturday. Like it's erotic or something? Apparently it turned out that way. Your brother screen grabbed it in the 10 minutes that it was up before I got it down.
Turn it down. Turn it down. I don't hear the music. What in the shit is this?
It was amazing. Incredible. Incredible. Oh my god, you did that on purpose?
Oh yeah, you did. Well, when you make a reel, there's only certain, it's a set length, so I couldn't edit the first part, the wiping part, which is the part that I like. The wiping part is the bad part. Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't get that off. Yeah. So, yeah, so after the couple of inquiries and the mention of a thirst trap and a comment, I took He took it down, but your brother got it. Oh, can we get that printed on a t-shirt, just you?
I'm contemplating some CHPod merch. Don't worry. Yeah, you can do that. I got a really great idea for it, and I think I'm really...
No, no, no, no. But there might be another machine. We may acquire another machine. Oh, gotcha.
We'll see. I'm excited about it, though. I'll tell you what. So, to be continued.
We'll wait to see how that develops. I just want you guys to know, we love all of our viewers and listeners. Some of you guys, dark minds. Dark minds.
It's incredible. It's incredible, but my goodness. So, oh, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking. Oh, double drinking, double drinking, drinking, drinking.
I don't control the screen. I like to do footage of you when you're sleeping on the show. Not the drinking. By the way, bam, behind the scenes, Mirafel.
Very nice. Okay, I've only said one comment so far. We're already eight minutes in, so let's go. The Thirst Trap, Palmer, The Thirst Trap.
It could be my new thing. " Well, as you know, I'm showing it today, not him. That's a good point. Keep it away from him.
Keep it away from him. Well, I put it on Craigslist. It was on Craigslist? Yeah.
Well, we couldn't find it yesterday. We thought that's what happened. Hmm. Yeah.
" Was Mike's video a prequel to The Terminator? Yes, it was. That was how it began. A robot kicked a little Chinese boy and then they started to take over.
That is correct. That is correct, Mr. Hasselhoffman. CW6383 says he was the youngest president, Kenny was the youngest elected.
Correct. That is correct. Oh, yeah. I guess there is a technicality.
Yeah. " Atta boy! Show it to you, Frank. Thank you very much.
We appreciate your support and your dedication to the team, to the show. He was on a cruise and he still was listening to the show? Yep. Every day.
Well, you pay a lot of money for Wi-Fi on those boats. He must really dig it. He mentioned something about Key West. Maybe they were in port.
Oh. Either way. Either way. Get them to put it up on the big screen, the one that's on the back of the Smokesnack thing on the airport.
On the airplane? On the boat? Put it up on that one. Just my video.
Just my thirst. Brett Mercurio says: We need to know if Phil and the money makers are cashing in on his inside the NBA knowledge. I'm going to tell you right now, they're not. He's probably not betting anymore.
He's probably gone zero at this point. Because you never know that he hasn't, if you notice, he hasn't said anything lately. Like, not a single word. Yeah, if he was doing good, if he was winning, he would be bragging.
It's true. Like over a month or so ago, he was telling me about it. I'm like, really? Okay.
He's like, you should do it. I'm like, no. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
I bet on life. And let's see what else we got here. Oh, Ruckus Unchained. Oh, your mom.
Hello, Sharon. I love it when you comment on the show. Ruckus Unchained. Why did Mike's video play during him reading comments in the beginning?
I don't know. I went back and looked. I couldn't find what he was talking about. I thought maybe the video got moved or something.
It is in the intro like was suggested for the episode. Yeah. It's in the very beginning. So the logo starts with the music and then it goes to me wiping down and then it goes back into the other stuff.
Here's what I'm gonna tell you. Our post-production team is very old, okay? And we do our best. There have been times I said, hey why did you do this and then he looks at me and he says i did not do that and then i show him the video and he goes oh i have no idea perfect great hey it goes up every day so yeah you know let's be happy for small small favors you got to take the good with the bad i think there's more good than bad there and all the bad is great content so it all works out that is true yeah yeah so okay if you want to hear a comment read aloud on the show comment below on this episode This officially wraps up all of the comments for the giveaway.
We're going to do the giveaway on our next episode, when Phil can give me a number one through whatever. And yeah, that's it, so let's get on with the show. S. Mint launches a one ounce gold coin.
Mmm. S. Mint has launched a gold coin, released May 28th, the listed price of the 2026 W Enhance Uncirculated American Gold Eagle Coin. Greg's texting.
Greg's looking it up. I love you more. I would like to buy a gold coin. I love you more.
If I give you my hamburger at dinner, can I get the gold coin? No, you hang up. All right, how much is a gold coin? S.
2026 enhanced coin. Triple G? It's one ounce of gold? One.
Yes. Of solid gold. Yes. They're not saying, actually, the size.
They're just saying there's one coin. It looks like it's about the size of a quarter. It's one coin, but it's one ounce. They're not saying how big it is.
" He did. S. man just launched a gold coin, released May 20... He did.
It's an ounce. He did, isn't it? Yeah. 35, 3600 bucks?
I don't think it's that high anymore. I want to say, like, $900? $5,370. Holy moly.
Gold is a lot more than what I thought it is. Enhanced Uncirculated Finish Combs Laser Frost, which gives a shiny metallic effect, with laser finish, which gives a matte look. So it's frosted, shiny matte. What is on the coin?
An eagle. Just the eagle? Eagle head. Trump didn't put a face on it.
It's the eagle holding the two Uzis, and it's running. You ever see that video, that meme? Yeah, I like that one. That's good, yeah.
Combination allows for a unique, high contrast look. Look, the product, which would be limited to 7,500 coins, is currently unavailable. Can't buy it. Sold out?
No, they haven't sold any yet. Oh. But interested buyers can sign up to be notified next time it's back in stock. Oh, I guess they have sold some.
Does he even read the articles? No. You know what I mean? I read them when we read them.
So what, was it five dimes for the ounce? $5,370. All right. Yeah.
Sounds like it's overpriced. I mean, somebody should look up the price of gold. What's the price of gold? Hang on.
Not that. The front features the date 1776 to 2076, and a Liberty Bell inscribed with the numeral 250, both highlight the United States' 250th anniversary coin. Oh. The meticulously detailed eagle, according to the mint inscription, United States of America, e plurables um, in God we trust, $50.
$4,300 for a troy ounce of gold. So they tacked on an extra 700. Yeah. Call it a day.
One ounce of fine gold. Does that make a difference? It's fine gold. It's fine.
I mean, what carat does that mean? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine. Well, it is. It's fine. Everything's fine.
It's fine. Everything's fine. Keep moving. It's a $50 coin.
It's worth $5,000. Okay. Greg, would you find yourself investing in a 250-year commemorative coin? Just for the gold value?
Sure. But, I mean, if it's pushed past the value of the gold, no. It's $700 above its value. $5,370.
The answer would be no. Doesn't make sense. You don't want it in your gold coin collection? No.
We don't have a gold coin collection. Oh, yeah. No, we don't. No, you don't.
No, you don't. We have a silver coin collection. Well, I have a book with all the quarters in it from all 50 states. That's nice.
That's about where it ends? It's about where it ends, yes. My grandmother put it together, apparently. That was nice.
Mine's not completed. - What state are you missing? - I don't know, I'd have to look, I don't know off top of the head. - Nebraska?
- There's three or four, it's not just one. - It's like Nebraska. - I was not one of the favorite grandchildren for that. - You weren't?
- No. - Okay. - How about you, Michael? Do you want a gold coin?
- Oh, thank you so much for asking. - You could put a little hole in it and make it part of your keychain? - Yeah, no, I'm not really that intrigued to go out and buy this coin. - No?
- No. - What if someone gave you one? - If someone gave me this coin? - Yes.
- Yeah. - I, I mean-- You had your chance to talk. I mean, I'm not. You didn't offer it to me for free?
That's because he was asking. $4,700 free, I'll take it. I'm much more generous than he is. Would I keep it?
Yeah. You'd sell it. You'd cash it in. Yeah, I'd sell that bitch in 10 seconds.
Right. I'd figure out what I could do. As the man's handing it to you, someone else is handing you money for the other hand and you're just going. Would you sell it at a price less than fair market value of gold?
Because if he gave it to you and I bought it for two grand, that's a good deal. No, I would sell it for higher. But I'm your brother. Well, he just lost three grand.
Mike's lost three grand. I'm up 20 over here from that travel mug you just purchased. What are you talking about? I got a solid $20 here.
I thought it was 40. Where'd the other 20 bucks go? He doesn't get all the money. Yeah, he's a partner.
You guys just split it right there on the spot? It's cash. Nobody knows. He didn't even hesitate.
He didn't hesitate. He's here to 20. I'm like, perfect. Love it.
All right, in Brady to Florida, the Florida Highway Patrol arrested a man after the investigation into a theft of a moisture density gauge valued between In between how much is this radioactive gauge? What the hell is he talking about? Was that English? Yeah.
Say that again. But where are the moisture? The Highway Patrol arrested a man after an investigation into the theft of a moisture density gauge. It's a radioactive gauge.
Okay. All right. They arrested the guy. Arrested the guy.
Because he had this thing? He stole it. Oh, he stole it, okay. And then tried to sell it on Facebook Marketplace.
Oh, okay. And they did a sting operation, just like they did with the, uh, the FBI does things, and... What do you think this pig's worth, Greg? That's what he's trying to say.
Oh, like two dimes? 2K? You're going 2K? Yeah.
I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna say 6, 6K. 10 to $20,000. Oh, I win, I win.
That's a very expensive piece of equipment. Ooh, should I hit my sparklers now? It's kind of high to put on Facebook Marketplace. What are you talking about?
You can get a Ferrari on Facebook Marketplace. Yeah, but that's a Ferrari. This thing fits in your hand. You can actually get a Ferrari for like $16,000.
You're not allowed to ask any questions, but you can get the Ferrari. You can get less than that on Teemu. It shows up in a crate in your house. You might not want to drive it in public.
Well, it's a drinking Ferrari. Sit in the car and just drink it? Okay. FHP said it began an investigation on May 26, after FHP's Bureau of Criminal Investigations and Intelligence, or the BCII.
Why is the Florida Highway Patrol... I mean, there's so many questions. Where do you come across the moisture, yada yada, that you'd say I'm going to take? Well, we can read on and find out what was.
Let's all read on because you haven't read either. No, I haven't, but I know it's there. No, you don't know. You said you don't know, you don't read the stories.
I saw that it said, where can you get this? You said you don't read the stories. I don't, but it's a headline in bold font. Ah.
I have to edit or it's going to be, that's all we're talking about for an hour is this stupid radioactive gauge. Exactly. So there were four words that you understood out of this article? Yes.
Okay. What is it? Perfect. Right.
They received a tip of a private party sale through Facebook Marketplace of the Moisture Density Gauge which was listed by Marco Antonio Benitez, Junior, 24, and Bradenton. Oh, a young buck, 24. The Density Gauge is a device used to measure the density and inner structure of material, is usually used to determine moisture levels of soil and acidity. The controlled device carries an internal radiological isotope of CS-137.
Okay. I saw one of these on Cigar Mechanics for like 20 bucks. I don't know what to talk about. On Cigar Mechanics?
Yeah, this guy's... Lou's got it covered. Well, if the device is damaged or handled improperly, it can potentially expose individuals to radiation. They can cause serious health issues.
Nice. Like that little thing they had in Spider-Man where it was going to blow up. Nice. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about with that either.
In the Spider-Man movie, they found the little piece of scrap, and... Which Spider-Man movie? The one where they went to the Washington Monument. You're still not that movie.
No Way Home. Or On the Way Home. Far Away Home? Someone's home?
Somebody's home. Going to somebody's home? Yeah, that one. Radioactive home.
Spider-Man, going to someone's home. A Stranger in My Home? Right. A Stranger in My Home?
They had Batman as the bad guy. Batman? The guy who played Batman. Oh.
Michael Keaton? Yes, thank you. Michael Keaton was the Hawkman, or whatever they called him. The Hawkman?
I don't know. They called him something. Eagle Man? Bird Man?
Bird Person? No, it was Bird Man. Let's keep going. This is fun.
No, it was Bird Man. Was it Bird Man? Oh, wearing the leather jacket with the wings? Yeah, that's correct.
I still don't know which Spider-Man it was, though. Far Away Home? Far Away Home? The one with the three Spider-Man talking dogs and they got lost and they came all the way back home?
Yeah. Yeah, that was a good one. These devices have occasionally been sought after for criminal purposes. Ooh, like what?
I don't know, apparently they want to make bombs out of them. Measuring density of soil? No. Is he popping?
Yeah, he was, but it cleared out. Alright. Strict regulations have been established for the device to prevent such misuse due to the risk only licensed operators are legally permitted to possess or use them. Wow.
So, Benitez was arrested and has been charged with grand theft and one count of possession of a controlled radiation device without a license. That's probably very serious. I would imagine that has quite the... I think he's still popping.
All right, Cocoa Beach, Florida. A man is accused of grabbing a female DoorDash driver during a food drop-off. What was she bringing? Well, the problem is he was naked.
And that was the problem? I think the problem is that he grabbed her. Well, I don't know. Maybe they liked that part.
I think it was the naked part really upset her. m. at the residence on W... Oh, that's a letter.
W. King Street and Cocoa Police said Jamar Carter, 20. Oh, another young buck. Ordered Denny's through DoorDash.
Did he get the chili? Because that's weird. They have chili at Denny's? Oh, no, I'm thinking of Wendy's, right?
Yeah, Wendy's has a chili, which is just the hamburgers from the day before. Right. Yeah, it's weird. Denny's through DoorDash, according to the arrest report, when the victim arrived at the residence to deliver the order, the man opened the front door completely naked.
Oh, and Erect. Nice. Did he get the moons over my hammy? Uh, no, he got the Grand Slam.
He was actually trying to give her the Grand Slam. He was trying to go for the Grand Slam. He was going for the Grand Slam. The victim told police that when she saw Carter naked in the doorway, she dropped the food, ah, on the ground and attempted to retreat to her vehicle.
However, police said, Carter grabbed the right side of her hip, restrained her, and pressed the front of himself against the back of herself. Oh, boy. And that's all he got out of that? Well, trying to get away, Carter allegedly grabbed the victim's rear, the arrest report said.
" After making it to her vehicle, she dialed 911 when officers spoke with Carter. He advised he did not place a door that shorter and claimed not to be home, the report said. Oh, it wasn't me. I didn't know what I was thinking.
I wasn't even home. I didn't do it. Pancakes? What pancakes?
I don't even like pancakes. I'm not even a pancake guy. After further investigation, police found an email receipt for the DoorDash. Oh.
Busted. Carter is charged with attempted kidnapping and attempted sexual battery and was transported to the Brevard County jail, where he has since bonded out. He's going to get a lot more than his moons over Miami. Yeah, he is.
He is going to get his moons over Miami. Extra hammy. Do they let him put clothes on, or do they take him to jail naked? It depends on the officer, I suppose.
Oh, it's at his discretion. You know, just drag him in the car. Do you think he stays erect for the whole car ride, like, as he's going through processing? I mean, he was 20, you know what I mean?
Yeah, he's 20, he is possible. It's capable. He's very good. And especially if he took some type of pill or something.
Oh, yeah. A little blue pill? He might need medical attention. Maybe he door dashed a little blue pill beforehand.
Yeah. " Oh, this is wrong. Just give me the pill. Let me swing again.
That would be great if they searched the records and they found five other door dashes earlier that night, all dudes. No assault. Yeah. Got to pass on those.
Damn it. I gotta keep going. Here comes one. Here comes one.
This is gonna go away eventually. This is my moment. Here she comes. Here she comes.
It's Denny's. I knew it was Denny's. Like, what's the logic? What are you thinking?
You know what I mean? He goes, where do you think you're going? Like, she's like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were done.
I have no way of paying for this pizza! You know what I mean? Like, what's going on? Ridiculous!
I wonder if he tipped a bit, because you pay for that stuff in advance, you know? Yeah, right? " Okay, so that's... A lot going on in Florida today.
All Florida stories. One more Florida story. A Florida man is suing Central Florida Attraction after claiming he was bitten by an alligator. Okay.
According to a complaint filed in Orange County last month, what the lawsuit claims is Edil Kazanoff? - Edil. - Edil. - Kazanoff.
- Kazanoff. - Kazanoff. - Kazanoff. - Of Broward County visited Airboat Ride at Midway and Christmas on June 9th, 2025.
Court documents say Christmas is a town in Florida, people. - That's correct. That wasn't a mistake. Christmas in June.
While at the attraction, Kasanoff was bitten on the face by a gator that was handed to him during a free alligator encounter experience. So like a baby alligator bit him? Had to be. Had to be.
But they usually tape the mouth shut. Right. What place gives you an alligator with an open mouth? Ooh, let's read on.
Ooh. The complaint alleges the lawsuit is accusing airboat rides at Midway of negligence claiming the company failed to properly train employees And mourn Casanoff of the dangerous and hazardous conditions of the gator. He didn't sign nothing beforehand? Like, I went ziplining like a year ago and they had this like three or four page thing that they had to have me fill out.
Well, you're ziplining, you're hanging from something. This, he's at the thing, I would like my picture with the alligator. I don't know. It seems like...
Oh, here, hold this. It seems like somebody should have gotten involved with this. Normally, there's tape and rubber bands on the alligator. Had a liability form or something of that sort.
If you die on zipline, we are not responsible for zipline death. However, alligator questions. There were no signs, no warnings of other devices to warn or indicate the vicious nature of the subject alligator. Other than the fact that it was an alligator.
Yeah, other than the fact it's an alligator. There's a little bit of a buyer beware here thing, dude. God forbid there should be some common sense in this scenario. Right.
I thought it was fine. It was their alligator. It was cute and fluffy. I thought they were good.
Additionally, there were no measures used by defendants to restrain the alligator. According to the lawsuit the man suffered serious bodily injuries resulting in pain and suffering, disability and disfigurement, mental anguish, loss of wages, and the loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life. How much? Well, $50,000.
$50,000, that's it? That seems a lot of, I mean, I saw the photo, he's got like a puncture wound here, puncture wound here, puncture wound here. Yeah, that's not a lot of money for being bit by a gator. Well, it's not a lot of damage.
The insurance company just strokes the check. How did he lose loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life? That's what I'm saying. Like, 50,000 is not a lot more.
You got a good attorney. You got a good attorney, so now he's got about 20,000. If he got a good attorney, he'd get more than 50. Well, they took a third.
Look, it was a baby alligator. What do you expect? You think he's gonna get a quarter of a million dollars for that? They said, look, listen.
Serious bodily injury, pain and suffering. That's what they said. You know what I mean? That's like, ah, doctor says I need a bachyotomy.
You know what I mean? Like, what are we doing? I can see mental anguish. I can no longer touch alligators or go to airport rides.
It was my favorite thing. - It's ridiculous. - Loss of wages, I cannot work. " - Right, right.
" - Yeah. - Casting off, who was represented by attorneys with the law office of, ooh. - Morgan & Morgan? - Berman & Berman lawyers is seeking more than $50,000 in damages.
Yeah, but still, he's not gonna... - Good luck with that. - Yeah. - It's ridiculous.
- It's ridiculous. - The alligator won alligator. - Mm-hmm. - There you go.
What do you expect? Yeah, what do you think the alligator's gonna do? They bite things. Yeah.
Ridic-- oh, yeah, of course I'll hold this alligator. What? Right. Yes, please, take rubber bands off mouth.
I want it to look natural. You mean it bit me? I had no idea it was gonna bite me. Ridiculous.
Greg, uh, have you ever handled an alligator? Uh, no. Have you ever considered owning an alligator? No.
Your wife want an alligator? Probably. You can get an alligator for the tortoise. Don't go with the turtle, they could be friends.
Yeah. You know what I mean? I think to own it you have to have some special paperwork in this state though. Just go get one.
We had a childhood friend that had like weird reptiles and he had special paperwork for him. Just go get one. I don't think that's how it works. Who's going to know?
Nobody's going to know. Nobody's going to know. Do I edit that out too? Well, the moment we wind up talking about it on the show.
Nobody's going to know. If you had an alligator, what would you name it? Hook. Hook.
Ah, clever. Yes, from Peter Pan. That wasn't the alligator's name. No, but he ate the hand of Hook.
Like our tortoise's name is Shredder. That's backwards. Right. Yeah, that's...
That's what makes it creative. That's the triple genus of it. That makes it creative? Sure.
Everybody's got a turtle named Michelangelo. That's dumb. Why didn't you go like Red Ranger or something? I don't see the correlation.
It could be a red-eared tortoise. Similar combat storyline. I don't know. Shredder?
Yeah, Shredder. The foot. I've held an alligator. You've held an alligator?
Several times. Oh, yeah? Did it bite you in the face? Once in China.
Before you ate it? Well, no, I'm not counting that one. If you want to add that one, I didn't hold that one. It was big.
It was a big alligator. Why didn't I get to hold an alligator in China? We didn't go to that place. I found this very depressing SeaWorld one trip at China.
Very depressing. I would have liked to do that. Very depressing SeaWorld. And they were standing there with an alligator, some type of alligator, crocodile thing.
And they said, you know, and I went, sort of gestured like I would hold it. It had the thing on its mouth. Right. So I held it and all of a sudden, ooh, they're all taking pictures of the American holding the alligator.
Oh, yeah. Because you're a big deal over there. They're all taking pictures. Flash bulbs going everywhere.
American, very stupid. Look at this. Oh, look. Cowboy American.
He's a good fit, watch. You're touching repertoire. Touching repertoire. In our country you touch a reptile, it bite you, no lawsuit.
No, no lawsuit. No fingers, no lawsuit. No lawsuit. We take you, we put you in camp.
And then we eat it, eat both of you. And then we eat the two of you. Okay. Alright, do you have a video, Michael?
No. Oh, of course not. What do you mean, of course not? I've had a video all week.
I gave you a video two days. You gave me a video two days? What do you mean you gave me a video two days? Okay, there's five days in a week.
No video today. At least four. I gave you two. What was the second video you gave me?
The robot. No, okay, what was the other video? Oh, the third strap. I provided it.
You didn't give me that video. I provided it. I found that video on my own. You don't get credit for that video.
I provided it. You don't get credit for that video. Yes, I do. Not at all.
And I don't even remember what your other two videos were. Oh, one was good. It was Justin Andrews. Yeah.
What was the other one? I don't know. I don't think you had one. So many videos.
So, I'm positive I'm over 50% is what you're saying. I'm over 50%. You're getting one. How is that 50%?
No, I took care of all of it. Alright, we'll move on to Cigar News. That sounds great. Alright.
Bunny Droppings Label Boy coming next month. You guys familiar with Bunny Dropping Cigars? What? Bunny Dropping Cigars.
Is this the rabbit dude in the outfit? Exactly, the rabbit dude in the outfit. The latest release from Bunny Dropping Cigars will arrive in stores next month. I take it we didn't pick these up.
I don't even know what this is. Have you seen the guy in the pink bunny suit at the PCA? Yeah. He has a line of cigars.
Oh. Called Bunny Droppings. Was he at PCA this year, though? I didn't see him.
I saw him, but I don't think he had the bunny suit on. Oh, and now he's gotten out of it? Now he's no longer... Well, maybe it's worn out.
I mean, he's been wearing it since 2016. Order another one. Well, if you can't have the original anymore, you know, it's just not... It's not the same?
Not the same. You can't get that one anymore. It's out of production. Now it's the inflatable ones, which just look silly.
Hot. Right, hot, even with the fan inside. People come up and fart into the exhaust, and then you're trapped inside. They do that, I've seen that, it's pretty wild.
All right, Blendwise Label Boy is offered in a lone 6x52 Toro size. Oh, Label Boy? Label Boy. What is Label Boy?
I don't get that part either. I don't. Bunny Drop means he's making a cigar called Label Boy. It sounds to me like this is a possible dig towards Pravada.
Oh, could be. Because that was his song, his hit song or whatever, was it "Label Girl" or something like that? Oh, yeah, I saw that video. Yeah, we've all seen the video.
It's quite the memory there, Michael. I'm smart. I don't think a good memory translates into intelligence, it's just a good memory. Just take the compliment, you don't have to go any further.
You're very smart. Thank you. I'm very smart. As an Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over a Mexican San Andres binder.
Smart enough to tell you what to do. From the Dominican Republic, the cigar was blended by Wilbur Ventura of Tabula Calera, William Ventura in the Dominican Republic. Wilbur? It says Wilbur.
W-I-B-E-R. W-I-B-E-R. So I went with Wilbur. Wilbur?
Wilbur. Wilbur? I think Booth works with Bilber, I think it's Wilber. Oh.
How much is this lovely cigar? Triple G? $16. Too much money.
I'm gonna say 13 bucks. Oh, you went the right way, but it's $14. Boom. Production is limited to 500 boxes of 10 cigars.
Okay. Bunny Droppings is a brand from Justin Angelo, who dresses up in a pink bunny suit as part of the branding for the company. The company uses a variety of factories for its offerings, most of which are limited. Label Boy uses a Louis Vuitton inspired pattern that has various smoking rabbits mixed in.
The company says that the name Label Boy is not actually a nod to letting others label you. Label Boy is about owning your story, said the company in a press release. People spend their lives being categorized, judged, and defined by others. This cigar is a reminder that labels don't make up the person, the person makes the label.
This is pretty smooth, man. I got to give the guy some props on this one, some credit. That's nicely done. Nicely done.
He's like, oh, here's the logic behind it. Right. We know exactly what you're doing. Exactly.
And it's brilliant. I mean, I think it's funny. Whatever. You got to have that in this industry.
Wait until you see our one that's coming out soon. Label Boy is being distributed by Meyer & Dutch, a wholesale division of Scandinavian tobacco that is closely aligned with the Cigars International Retail Division. All right, next cigar coming. That's one way to sell it all fast, I guess.
There you go. Next cigar coming out, Room 101, Johnny Tobacconaut Maduro. Ooh. Heading to stores, it says tomorrow, so that would actually have been yesterday, by the time this comes out.
Ooh. Room 101, Johnny Tobacconaut Maduro is about to blast off and set sail for the shelves of retailers across the country, as Scandinavian Tobacco Group will begin shipping them on Friday, June 5th. That's, yeah, that's today. Is that the AIDS-free cigar?
Yes. That is the AIDS-free cigar. Right now, Greg is adamantly checking to make sure that it's shipped. That's what's going on.
So no, I've already had a conversation with our rep about this and it's not shipping until late June. Uh-oh. Oh. Well, this is June 5th.
That's Friday. We're just not on the top of anybody's list. You know what it is? Justin Andrews was probably responsible for this press release and that's why it's inaccurate.
Probably right. Justin Andrews is some guy at SDG. He's the hardest-working guy in the industry. Our rep is very good at his job, and like, so he knows that we've been waiting for this, and on Monday he sent me a text message that simply stated, um, new Johnny Maduro won't be shipping until late June.
So, F you. Put that on in. Send him a screenshot of the half-wheel thing. See what he says.
Send him a clip from the show. There you go. Yeah. It is described as a full-bodied puro that uses a Maduro wrapper with a press release describing the profile as having: The show is having bold notes of earth, espresso, and dark chocolate, pushing the profile further while staying true to the character that defined the original release.
J. Fernandez. J. J.
J. And it's offered in three sizes. The Johnny Tobacco Nat Maduro Robusto. I think we have some of these from the show.
We were given a bundle. Yeah. By Mr. Booth.
Possibly, yeah. Because he did an episode of the show where he brought them with. Yeah. And we smoked some in Yeah.
Yeah. All quite enamored with the cigar. It was very good. Yeah.
Yeah. Then I don't know what happened to him. It could be anywhere. It could be.
I would look at your house in your refrigerator humidor. That's what I'm guessing. In my secret chamber? Yes.
Okay. It's such a nice humidor. It is. It's very nice.
It's lovely. It really is. Johnny Tobaconat Maduro Toro and the Johnny Tobaconat Maduro Gordo. Mm-hmm.
Time brings lessons nothing else can teach, and in the time we have evolved in our beloved Johnny Tobaconat And our beloved Johnny Tobaccona to a sensational Maduro variant, which I believe is the most appropriate evolutionary step for the series in our green, evergreen effort to spread the cosmic brand across the beautiful planet of ours, said Matt Booth, founder and creative strategist at Room 101 Cigars, in a press release while he flew in his gold helicopter. AIDS-free. Yes, he has stressed that it is AIDS-free. It has no AIDS.
Mm-hmm. So this one we obviously picked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a good one.
All right, now the bad news. Uh-oh. Can't move to New York, Greg. You can't move there anymore.
Oh, no. Yeah, they're trying to do it. I just read that. New York lawmakers introduced generational tobacco ban.
Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. A bill that was recently introduced into the New York State Assembly will ask lawmakers to consider a generational tobacco ban, meaning that people born after a certain date, regardless of their age, would not be able to purchase The last tobacco products in the state. - When do we start shutting down New York and taking it over?
Because this is obnoxious. - I heard they were doing a remake of Escape from New York with Snake Plissken. Maybe this is all part of the same thing. - He's rounding up all of his cigars and escaping.
- Kurt Russell? - No, well, that was the thing, they're trying to find somebody. Kurt Russell's too old now. - Yeah, you don't think so?
- No. - I think he's still got him. - If I remember correctly, you really like that guy, too. - I like Kurt Russell, he's one of my favorite actors.
You got an odd man love thing going on. I like Kurt Russell. Let me ask you something. If you were to DoorDash Denny's and Kurt Russell was the delivery guy, would you answer the door completely naked and erect?
Oh, he's the delivery guy? Yeah, yeah. Palmer is fully erect if that happens. Thirst Trap Palmer is all...
Don't even have to take a pill. Yeah. He opens the door. Did you bring Goldie Hawn with him?
He opens the door, he throws the rag down from his neck and chases Kurt Russell. I snap him. " Where have you been? Where are you going?
That's it. Come on, Kurti, I got the extra sauce. That's it, that's it. Okay.
A1-1-5-0-9 was introduced by Assembly Woman. Oh, it's a lady. Amy Paulin, and if passed, would prohibit anyone who was born after. What year is she after, gentlemen?
Did you read the after, Greg? No, I didn't read the whole. All right, what is the year? 2006, I guess, because it's 2026.
And you? I'm gonna say 2020. Anybody born after 2020? Yeah.
Oh, that's a long time. It is a long time. No, 2007! Okay, so I'm right there.
You're so close. From buying tobacco or vapor products, bans such as these have become popular for anti-tobacco legislators to pursue in recent years. New Zealand was the first to garner attention for such idea back in 2021, passing it in 2023, and repealing it in 2024. Oh, 2021, we got a great idea.
2023, we're all for it. 2024, that was stupid. Let's put that away. So if you look at the track record, you could see that this was a clear apparent mistake and we really fucked that up three years later.
We realized that that was a huge mistake. So yeah, you guys go ahead and you try that again. Only took three years to figure out this is stupid. This is really dumb.
Hey, you remember all that tax money that we had coming in? Yeah, it's gone. Why? Because we decided to shut that down.
Oh, shit. Nobody's buying them anymore. Yeah, you're not gonna believe this. And I heard, I believe that that also affects the sack suckers for the Zins and stuff.
Yeah. Because that's nicotine and smokeless tobacco. Oh, it's a tobacco product, yeah. Yeah, that's what I believe.
S. when Brooklyn Mass proposed a similar ban. More recently, the United Kingdom passed a generational tobacco ban in April. That will prohibit anyone born after 2008 from purchasing tobacco products.
Not long after Canada's health minister announced that she was looking into introducing a similar ban, the Maldives also passed a ban that went into effect in November 2025. New York is not the first state to see a generational tobacco ban proposed. It was one proposed in Indiana in 2025, but never received even a committee hearing. We've only seen proposed bans of this style in the United States.
Nobody has actually approved it, correct? I thought they just said one state did, didn't they? I don't know. Brooklyn, Mass.
Proposed a similar... Proposed. Just a county or a city or something? Yeah, proposed.
Just the United Kingdom as... They did it. They did it. But maybe they're going to repeal theirs too.
I don't know. It's ridiculous. It really is obnoxious. I don't understand the point.
The Maldives has passed the ban. Look, we need a ban on caloric intake. That's the real problem, right? Because everybody gets overweight, they have heart conditions, all this other stuff.
If you could just control what we eat, then we'll be fine. Like, I don't know why we're going for cigars and tobacco. It just makes no sense to me. So, you know, like, do you remember when they did the whole soda thing where you couldn't buy a bigger soda in New York?
Yeah, they outlawed a certain size. Yeah. That was obnoxious. You just buy more of the little ones.
Yeah. Or is there a limited number of little ones? Guess what? If you ban it in New York, you can just get it from somewhere else and have it shipped in, or go pick it up.
Like, this is so ridiculous, all of this is so dumb, I just don't understand why they do it. Greg, do you understand why they do it? Yeah, no, I mean, potentially even good for us. If they actually do do it, all of a sudden… So, you're saying the potential for importation through other states, Greg, from other tobacco retailers, it would help them?
Is that what you're trying to tell us? Yeah, e-commerce from other states would wind up doing well for it, for sure. There you go. There you go.
Okay. What about you, Palmer? What's the question? Sorry, my wife texted.
What was the question? Good or bad? It's gotta be bad. Why would it be good?
I mean, for the reason you said, it would be good, but… Good for us, bad for them. Yeah, taxes are so high there, they're going that way another direction anyway. Yeah, this is just wild to me, man. We need less...
We can't tax them out of smoking, we will just tell them they can't. And if they purchase it? Prima nocte. Yeah, wouldn't they have to set something up like California where it's hard to ship cigars in?
I mean, otherwise, what the hell's... 'Tis my noble right. Prima nocte. Well, I tell them they can't buy it if they could just have it shipped in.
Did you buy that Monte Cristo here? Where's your wife? She's mine for the evening. Bring her to me.
Enjoy your cigar. Enjoy your cigar. Hope you like that one. I have a bigger one.
I have very evil fetishes. It's ridiculous. What are we doing? Soon we're going to have a guy in a pink rabbit suit selling cigars across the United States.
Oh wait, what? That happened? That's the thing? Hopping in and out of New York City.
Oh my goodness. Okay. All right, it's time for the industry's favorite game. What's the score?
That did not sound exciting. I just wanted to know. I was watching the thing. You didn't have that set up exactly right.
What? Your flipping was slow. My flipping was slow? Yes.
All right, let's try it again. Ready? Ready? Time for the industry's favorite game: What's the score?
There you go. Okay. Greg, you need to bring it next time. That was double week.
This is as excited as I get about anything. Okay. I don't know. Why do you get that alligator dress?
Yeah. Wait until a fuckin' shredder meets fuckin' Donatello. Hook. Shredder meets hook.
Donatello the... You have to have your hook. No, Donatello the mongoose, if that makes sense. Peter is a better name for an alligator.
'Cause of Peter Pan? Yeah. No, I like Hook. Wendy.
Wendy. Yeah. Rufio. Oh, Rufio.
Rufio. And then we give him the little red mohawks. Yeah. Bangarang.
Okay. All right, February 3rd, 2011, Steve Val Cigar. Are you kidding me right now? What?
Are you kidding me right now? I forgot to copy the thing over. You're gonna tell me. The riot act that you gave me yesterday.
Oh, you hit my button. You hit the button before I get to explain what it is. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And here we are.
You didn't even explain what it is, you didn't even explain what it was, you skipped right into it, you skipped right into it, now guess what? It's feeling at me. How's that sound? How's that sound?
Yeah, it's fine. See? You deserve that. I hope you lose today.
You know what? I hope I lose too, because- You can't do the sparkler. Do the listeners know what's going on? Because I have no idea what we're- It's an honor and a privilege to lose to Triple G.
I don't care if I do. How's that sound? Oh. We have made some changes because we have been evaluated, It's created by Chad GPT and Claude, and one of the things we added is I explained what this game is before we played the game.
Oh, every episode you do this now? Every episode. Except for today. Except for today.
Except for today, except for today. And right when he gets into it, I usually hit the turn on button to get these things heated up. " Well, I've added the pause for him to charge his sparklers. He normally just did it as I started talking.
That vein on his forehead is bulging. He's angry. And I was like, whoa, dude, I'm very sorry about that. I'll make sure, I'll be cognizant of this, and I'll do it moving forward.
And I did, and I patiently waited, and he blew it up by not even indicating what the game is. We've done this for three episodes. It just started this week. But he came for me.
He came for me. That's where he messed up. Don't come for me, Palmer. Don't come for me.
This is beautiful. Ridiculous. I can't wait to see the comments. I can't wait to see the comments.
You better not edit it out, because we only have 48 minutes, and you've got to cut out three minutes of shenanigans that you guys have said on this show that you're not allowed to say. I didn't know the rules, to be fair. I didn't know the rules. Sorry you yelled at me for that before, too.
I actually put a whole commercial in one time for the show. Oh, you'd think I'd put up a "Killing a Child" video. Can't do that. Unaliving.
Unaliving. Alright, are you done now? I wish I knew the rules of this game, I wish I knew what we were playing, but yeah, sure, go ahead. I read the scores from Half Wheel of a certain cigar that I have chosen.
You guys guess to see what they are. The closest to it wins at the end. The more information I give, supposedly it helps you decide to score, or does it just confuse you more? Ah, now I understand how the game is played.
Very close. That was pretty close. That was pretty close. February 3rd 2011 too bad I already hit the on button Steve Val cigars the Juan Lopez selection number three that's a cigar vote triple G Juan Lopez is the name of the cigar yeah election number not that Juan Lopez completely different one gotta be a different one Lopez the different one Lopez is a Cuban cigar as I That's what I mentioned in the beginning when I said the Cuban cigar.
Totally different Juan Lopez. Totally different. He's put out a 30th anniversary cigar because he's been in the industry for 30 years. This is a Cuban cigar?
Yes. From Cuba. 88. I'm going to go 75.
75. Cigar Reviewed, the Juan Lopez Selection No. 3. It is from Cuba.
Factory is Miguel Fernandez Roig. It is a Cuban wrapper, a Cuban binder, a Cuban filler, four and a third by 52, it is a Petit Edmundo, it's a $12 cigar, and they smoked two for the review. Triple G? Yeah, not a lot of information there, I'm gonna stick with 88.
I think it was at like 75, I'm gonna stick 75. The Petit Edmundo size is a real highlight offering an ideal balance of smoking time and comfort. Its dense construction, smooth Colorado wrapper, and cool smoking thick ring gauge created an excellent physical experience while the cigar delivers appealing notes of wood, coffee, cream, and occasional floral nuance throughout the smoke. Wow, he liked that cigar.
88. 80. Clue number two. Performance is one of the cigar's strongest attributes.
The draw was consistently perfect, the burn remained trouble-free, and the cigar produced a cool, enjoyable smoking temperature from start to finish, showcasing solid craftsmanship despite its youthful flavor profile. Same number. 88. 82.
Glue number 3. The flavor experience is hampered by persistent tannic acidity, bitterness, and an unpleasant burnt paper character that overwhelms... - Underwhelms the more enjoyable notes of wood, coffee, and cream. While there are glimpses of potent complexity, the cigar currently feels immature, overpriced, and in need of several more years of aging before it can truly shine.
- 79. - 75. - Final thoughts. This is the final thought, Greg.
The cigar just isn't ready to be smoked yet. I think it needs to be put down for at least five years before we can even begin to see what it's got in store as far as flavor and complexity. It had some flavor, but the acidity in it prevented me from enjoying them. Again, with the exception of reviewing a cigar, I simply don't chase after many Edicion Regional except for Ramon Alones Boulevard and a few others.
I simply haven't had a young Juan Lopez that I have enjoyed to this point where I ran out and got two more boxes. I also don't find the full production of Juan Lopez cigars like the number two or the number three to be this horrible right out of the gate, so I'm not sure what they're doing to regionals, but hopefully it changes. This cigar just doesn't do it for me, because even without the tannic aspect, it would still be a fairly boring, overpriced cigar. Wow.
Stop looking at me, Juan. - Wow. What was that low score that we got for the SBC? How low was it?
- It was in the 80s, I think. - Yeah, it was in the 80s. Like an 80, I don't remember at all. - 86?
82. - 82. - 82. - So that's the one you made the plaque for, right?
- It was the one I made the shirt for. - I made the metal plate. - Yeah. - 70.
- 70. - 67. - 67. - Is it 67 on the money?
- Yes. It's very strange. It is very strange. He's done that a lot this week.
Is he sandbagging? Like Bill was? Is he sandbagging? I don't know, he doesn't know what I pull.
And I'm not pulling the one of the day, which I did a couple of times. I thought, oh, well maybe he's reading the half wheel during the day. Can you win Ben Stein's money is the question. That's the question.
Wow. Pelted that mother. How do you like me now? How do you like me now?
Pretty impressive. Thank you. Very impressive. Oh, wow.
I was going to play it safe. I was going to do the 69. And then I knew I would have won. Because I felt like it was 67.
And I said, you know what? Screw it. What's the worst thing that happens here? Where it hits 68 and we tie or something?
I don't know. Whatever. Would you pick 70? Yeah.
Well, I guess if it was 69, you would have won. If it was 68, I would have won. Palmer looks so disappointed by him winning. Like you are genuinely upset.
Oh, no, I'm not upset. My hand is hurting. He is. From what?
Pushing the button? No, no. I'm getting arthritis in my hands. Sometimes they hurt more than others.
All the orders you're writing? I got that hand massager for you. I use it still, too. It's in the nightstand next to the bed.
Oh, that's right. You like wrap your hands, right? I have compression gloves that I wear sometimes at night, but he got me this air pocket massager thing. Slide your hand in, it gets hot, and it vibrates, and little different pockets of air press on different places on your hand.
You ever slide something else inside that glove? No. No. No?
No, he leaves that to the DoorDash girl. Right, that's for the DoorDash. That's for just, you know, for the day that he comes and delivers my... After he's done mowing the yard.
After he's done mowing the yard, I wiped the grass. That is not what it looked like. It was in slow motion, right? It was very sensual.
It was supposed to start right after that. It was very sensual. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I did enjoy it.
I really did. If you'd like, for $20 each video, I'll send you one. That would be great, actually. You know what?
Here's another $20. Here's another $20 for the next one. You keep the whole $20, though. Don't split it with my brother.
Oh, no, no. He did nothing for it. He sprays me with water. I got news for you, you got to go the other way, I'll give you 10 to put towards that 20 as long as you give me the video for later to use it against them in a court of law, like, by the way, got a video today, check this out, so, ah, God, I feel so good to just crush, just crush, oh my goodness, thank you everybody, I appreciate it.
It's a little upsetting that he's hitting every single time. You are upset, I can tell, your body language is, you are upset. You are upset. There's got to be a way he's doing it.
You are upset. I mean, he's good, but he's not that good. I am that good. I am that good.
I am that good. So you figure what, we do two on one day, so that's four. We do six a week. He has hit on the head four of them this week.
That's pretty good. That's a hell of a run. That's pretty good. That's a hell of a run.
He can't memorize all of them. It's an impossibility. Never heard of Juan Lopez, Steven Val, yada yada. I mean, what the hell?
I don't know if we, because these go into my notes on my phone. And then from the notes they are available on the iPad. You are a paranoid man. So, I mean, I don't know if I share my notes with him or not.
I have no idea. We could have done that at one point. Dude, here, take my phone. I don't want your phone.
They also show up on your laptop. When you share notes, it shows that. Oh, for every single time? Because, I mean, we have shared things in notes.
Right. Imagine being so good at a game that they think that you're cheating and they've got these conspiracy theories going on in their brains. He's always doing it. To be fair, I don't think that.
Palmer thinks that. Thank you. Thank you, Greg. I know you're a stand-up guy.
You wouldn't do that. You know what? You know what I said earlier in the show, Palmer? What?
I'm smart. I'm smart. I'm smart. I'm smart.
I'm very smart. I'm very smart. I can read really good. Yeah.
Okay. All right. Anybody got anything else? Triple G?
No, I'm good. You gonna be appearing anywhere anytime soon? Nope. No?
Nope. That's what you do. You appear somewhere, sometime soon. Yeah, when are you going out?
I have one supposedly the 23rd down in Stogie's Fort Myers, but we are on a podcast, two of them in August, I believe. Hmm, okay. Well, you better get out there. Let me leave.
I'm more than happy to go out there. Well, I just fired you from the place I can't name, I guess, right? Yeah. No, you can stay in the shop.
You just can't talk about websites. Ah, okay. Well, we just fired you from Cigar Hustler, so. So yeah, right.
And when I was here all day. So I need to get out of here and go out and visit shops again. Yeah. I mean, you know, the smokeless trust me stuff and all, all the other things being sorted out was, has been, has been a lot.
Yes. But now we're finally at the tail end of that. Right. So, so we can get back.
So what are you still doing here? Get out there. Oh, you've got to clean up all this. I got to clean up all this.
And, uh, okay. Okay. com for all your chpod swag. com us a girl hosters podcast like and subscribe wherever you're listening to the show and we appreciate you guys and we hope you're providing great edutainment today Triple G thank you as always you're a great guest a lot of people love the dynamic of the three of us together some say it far surpasses when Phil is on the show oh yeah I got news yeah so you know You can be replaced!
You can be replaced! I can't believe he took the day off for Donut Day. Yeah, Donut Day. He had to go and he had to go hate every Krispy Kreme from here to King and come.
He's in all the free Donut spots today. Yeah. Crushing it. He's working hard.
At eating Donuts. Yeah, well, I don't know about all that, but he's working hard in his company. Greg doing his best to be diplomatic. He's the stand-up guy.
Well, I like the guy. So do we. So do we. We love him.
You may like him, but we love him. All right, you can love him. That's fine. But with that being said, as soon as Tia has that baby, we're gonna start tracking the numbers for the company when he's in charge.
I guarantee it's a 20% loss. Easy, easy 20% day. She's actually kinda scared. I was talking to her about that.
As she should be, without question. He did say the other day, the closer it gets, the more work he has to do. " He's gonna wake up and start going, as soon as he's in charge. So then that's been in that big oversized chair he bought for himself.
" Oh, you're going to have to get back to 45 days from now, but I have no roof on my house. I don't know what to tell you. He's just going to use a magic eight ball to answer all the questions. Ooh, let me see.
Let's see. Roof missing. I would not look good. I was just going to say that.
Yeah, yeah, my boss here, this eight ball, said that you're in trouble. You're in a lot of trouble, buddy. Okay. All right.
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Show Notes
On todays show the US mint is making a new coin, on Facebook market place you can buy radioactive uranium! Door dash tipping is getting out of hand ! Aligators bites now go for $50,000 in cigar new Bunny Droppings, generational tobacco ban and a what’s the score to see who mom is gonna visit for Father’s Day!