June 8, 2026· 59m

ACHP Episode 546 Crocodile Dunno

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It's not really all that.

Just the number of the episode.

And action.

We're going to do a Cigar

Hustler podcast where cigars are

just the starting point.

Join me, Mike Palmer and Mike

Stepankovich along with Triple G

Today What up as we dive into

the latest cigar industry news,

sports, current events,

business, and whatever crazy

stories are making headlines.

Whether you're a seasoned cigar

smoker or just looking for

entertaining conversation,

expect honest opinions, plenty

of laughs, and a few unexpected

detours along the way.

On today's show, the US Mint is

making a new coin on Facebook

Marketplace, you can buy

radioactive uranium.

Yes, DoorDash Tiffany is getting

way out of hand and Alligator

Bite now can get you $50,000.

Then in cigars, new Bunny

droppings, generational tobacco

band and a What's the score to

see who Mom is going to visit

for Father's Day?

Oh, that's great.

I don't have the sparklers

behind me.

Oh, sorry.

That's not right.

You do not have the sparkles.

Behind you.

That's correct.

He was looking for the remote.

That is correct.

What happens if I win?

I don't get to push the button.

You have to do this woo.

You do not get woo I.

Don't know if I can do that

that's.

What Boots does or Phil Phil

wherever he is first.

Mikey, how do I get some of this

chapter?

Pod swag what you.

Want to do is log on to Chapter

pod.com for all your chapter pod

swag.

We're still 2 away, we just need

two more sales of the BDP 4th of

July shirt in order to reach our

goal.

Help us reach our goal and get

Palmer in American Flag

overalls.

Check out of patreon.com off

Cigar Hauser's podcast for all

of your Inside Baseball cigar

stuff, where we also review

cigars too and let you know if

things are worth it, worth the

purchase or not.

So check that out.

Aren't you guys selling a cup?

Isn't there a cup?

Yeah, these cups.

Those cups, I think I'd like one

of those cups.

Could I get one of those cups?

Yeah.

What you want to do is log onto

chp.com 40.

Dollars $40.

Hang on.

Oh, look at them, look at them.

Look at them digging in some

money.

Well, I just happen to have one

right here.

There you go, I'll.

I'll do that.

Oh, there you go.

Thank.

Thank you.

Wow, you're really going to buy

You can just give them a mug.

Dude, come on.

This is not right.

I don't feel good about this.

Look at, look at this.

Look at this mug.

How do you guys do that?

The whole focus thing, Yeah.

You got that?

Yeah, It's already focused.

It's already focused.

Oh, so fancy.

Good mug.

Some comments from a yesterday's

show.

Oh, today's the final day.

Yes, we'll announce the winner

in on our next episode, right?

Here and now I have.

It oh good we found it lighter

cutter carbon fiber giveaway.

It was under something else.

Under something else.

Something gets moved, things get

moved, something.

Polish.

Something Polish?

Hey, I apologize.

Yesterday was a big Polish

holiday apparently, and I didn't

wish you guys happy.

Whatever the word is, I can't

pronounce it.

Dingus Day, no.

No.

What's in Dingus Day?

We don't know.

You don't even know what it is.

I saw the word but I can't

pronounce it.

It's like, hey, I understand

there's a reason for me to

congratulate you.

Don't know why but.

No, it's a Polish holiday for

family and something.

I mean, it's not like you guys

won a war or something so.

We, we, we contributed to World

War Two brothers.

Wow.

Well, you contributed, but I

mean, I don't think yeah 1.

There there was, there was a

whole fighter brigade that there

was.

Yes, yes, the very.

Very.

For, for, for, for us because we

named an entire business after.

You think if they had not done

it, what would we be selling

near then?

So anyways, getting into some

comments from the show, Bruce

Cox 8216 says I put my face on a

lot of different things in

quotations.

Is Palmer trying to get in

Phil's next movie?

We I've received artwork for his

next movie.

I'm not sure if I can put it up.

Dead inside me.

No, no, it's Phil Mcguffey as

the Baker in cream inside the

Eclair or something like that.

Boston cream pie.

Boston cream pie is what it is.

Sorry, Boston.

Cream pie.

I like the first one.

Yeah, the cream inside the

Eclair.

Well, apparently the person who

uses that AI refused to make

that.

One, I'm not doing that I'm.

Not doing that.

So yeah, I think he's trying to

get in the next movie without

question.

And man, I had something funny

to say until you got into that

whole cream inside me thing.

And yes, go ahead.

I would like to up the ante for

the BDP shirt.

The BDP.

Shirt So you sell 2 to get to

15, right?

If we get to 20 I'll do a thirst

trap in the overalls.

Oh, a thirst trap.

An actual thirst trap.

Like the motion?

In in the overalls like for like

the other video.

That's a thirst trap.

I'll have to show you the video

later.

It's amazing.

OK, it was, it was an accident,

but you know what?

I'm I didn't get it down.

Faster.

I'm going to go.

Let me go.

Triple screen right here.

I'm going to send it to you,

Greg.

Oh, is this the video for the

day?

No, I don't have a video for

today.

OK, we're not playing the video

again.

No.

So if you've seen the ones that

Law makes, yes, I was talking to

Greg.

Where he's like mocking the

things that he's doing.

Right, the slow motion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

OK, Well, I made one that didn't

turn out as cool as his, and I

got a couple of inquiries from

some gentlemen, so I took it.

Down.

It's amazing.

But before So it was up for like

10 minutes on a Saturday.

Like it's erotic or something.

Apparently it turned out that

way.

Your brother's screen grabbed it

in the 10 minutes that it was up

before I got it down.

Turn it down.

I don't have music.

What shit is this?

It was amazing.

Incredible, incredible.

Oh my God, you do that on

purpose.

Oh.

Yeah, well, when you make a reel

that there's only certain it's a

set link, so I couldn't edit the

first part, the wiping part,

which is the part.

The wiping part is the bad.

Part Yeah, yeah, I couldn't get

that off.

So yeah.

So after the couple of inquiries

and the mention of a thirst trap

in a comment, I took it down.

But your brother got it.

Oh, can we get that printed on a

T-shirt?

Just you.

We were.

Just I'm contemplating some

chapter pod merch.

Don't worry, don't worry.

I got AI got a really great idea

for it and I think I'm I'm I'm

really I'm really.

No, no, no, no, but there might

be another machine.

We might we may acquire another

machine.

We'll see.

I'm excited about it though.

I'll tell you what.

So to be continued.

We'll wait.

We'll wait to see how that

develops.

I just want you guys to know we

love all of our viewers and

listeners.

Some of you guys, dark minds,

dark minds.

It's incredible.

But my goodness, so oh,

drinking, drinking, drink,

drinking.

Oh, double drinky, double

drinky, drinky, drinky.

I don't control the screen.

Yeah, I like the new footage of

you when you're sleeping on the

show.

Not the drinky, by the way.

Bam.

Bam, Marathon.

Behind the scenes marathon.

Very nice.

OK, I've only said one comment

so far.

We're already 8 minutes in, so

let's go.

The thirst trap.

Palm.

Palm or the thirst trap?

Could be my new thing.

At Stephen Wells says I'm

surprised that Triple G didn't

put the prize up for sale on

eBay.

Well, I did.

Do you notice?

That's a good point.

I'm showing it today.

Not him.

That's.

Gonna keep it away from.

Him.

Keep it away from him.

Well, I put it on Craigslist it.

Was on Craigslist there.

Well, we couldn't find it

yesterday.

We thought that's what happened.

Yeah.

At David Hasselhoffman says, was

Mike's video a prequel to The

Terminator?

Yes, it was.

That was how it began.

A robot kicked a little Chinese

boy and then they started to

take over.

That is correct.

Mr. Hasselhoffman, CW6383, says

he was the youngest President

Kennedy was the youngest

elected, Correct.

That is correct.

Oh yeah, I guess there is a

technicality, yeah.

And CW6383 says listening aboard

the Virgin Resilient Lady in Key

West.

I need my chapter pod fixed even

on vacation.

Attaboy Show.

It to your friend.

Thank.

You very much we are.

We appreciate your support and

your dedication to the team to

the show.

He was on a cruise and he still

was listening to the show.

Everyday well.

You pay a lot of money for Wi-Fi

on those boats.

He must really dig it.

So he mentioned something about

Key West.

Maybe they were in port?

Either way, but either way.

Get them to put it up on the big

screen, the one that's on the

back of the smoke snack thing on

the airplane, on the airplane,

on the boat.

Put it up on that one.

Just my just.

My thirsty Brett Mercurio says

we need to know if Phil and the

money makers are cashing in on

his inside the NBA knowledge.

I'm going to tell you right now,

they're not.

They're probably.

He's probably not betting

anymore.

He's probably gone 0 at this

point 'cause you never knows.

No, that he hasn't.

If you notice, he hasn't said

anything lately.

Like not a single word.

Yeah, if he was doing good, if

he was winning, he would be.

Bragging.

That's true.

Like over a month or so ago, he

was telling me about it.

I'm like, really?

OK.

He's like, you should do it.

I'm like, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

I bet on life.

And let's see what else we got

here.

Oh, ruckus Unchained.

Oh, your mom.

Hello Sharon, I love it when you

comment on the show.

Brooke is Unchained.

Why did Mike's video play during

him reading comments in the

beginning?

I don't know.

I went back and looked.

I couldn't find what he was

talking about.

I thought maybe the video got

moved or something.

It is in the intro like the was

suggested for the episode.

Yeah, it's in the very

beginning.

So the logo starts with the

music and then it goes to me

wiping down and then it goes

back.

Into the other stuff.

I don't know.

Whether Here's what I'm going to

tell you.

Our post production team is very

old, OK?

And we do our best there.

There have been times I said,

hey, why did you do this?

And then he looks at me and he

says, I did not do that.

And then I show him the video

and he goes, oh, I have no idea.

Perfect.

Great.

Hey, it goes up everyday.

So yeah, you know.

Let's be happy for small, small

favors.

You got to take the good with

the bad.

I think there's more good than

bad there, and all the bad is

great content, so it all works

out.

That is.

True.

Yeah, Yeah.

So OK, if you want to hear your

comment read aloud on the show,

comment below on this episode.

This is officially wraps up all

of the comments for the

giveaway.

We're going to do the giveaway

on our next episode when Phil

can give me a number one through

whatever.

And yeah, that's it.

So let's get on with the show.

All right, the US Mint launches

A1 oz gold coin.

US Men has launched a gold coin

released May 28th.

The listed price of the 2026 W

Enhanced Uncirculated American

Gold Eagle coin is.

Oh, Greg's texting.

Greg's looking it up.

I love you more.

I would like to buy a gold coin.

I love you more if I give you my

hamburger at dinner.

Can I get the gold coin?

No, you hang up.

You hang up.

All right, all.

Right.

How much is a gold coin?

This Gold Eagle Uncirculated

American minted US 2026 enhanced

coin.

Triple G.

So it's one ounce of gold. 1.

Yes, of solid gold.

Yes, 30.

They're not saying actually the

size, they're just saying

there's one coin.

It looks like it's about the

size of A.

Quarter.

It's one coin, but it's 1 oz.

There's not saying how big it.

Is you.

You said the word Oz.

He did.

US man just launched a gold coin

release, made 20.

He did.

It's an ounce.

He did.

It's an ounce, 30 five, 3600

bucks.

I don't think it's that high

anymore.

I want to say like $900. 5370

dollars.

Gold is a lot more than what I

thought it is.

Enhanced Uncirculated Finish

Combs Laser Frost which gives a

shiny metallic effect with Laser

Finish which gives a matte look.

So it's frosted, shiny, matte.

What is on the coin?

An eagle.

Just the eagle.

Eagle Head.

Trump didn't put a face on it.

It's the eagle holding the two

Uzis, and it's running.

You ever see that video, That

meme?

Yeah.

That I like that one.

That's good, yeah.

Combination allows for unique

high contrast look.

The product, which would be

limited to 7500 coins, is

currently unavailable.

Sold out.

No, they haven't sold any yet,

but interested buyers can sign

up to be notified next time it's

back in stock.

Oh, I guess they have sold some.

Does he even read the articles?

No, you know what I mean.

I read them when we read them

that way. 5 Dimes for the ounce.

$5370 All right, Yeah.

Sounds like it's overpriced.

I mean, we somebody should look

up the price of gold.

Let's the price of gold.

Not not that.

The front features the date 1776

to 2076 and a Liberty Bell

inscribed with the numeral 250.

Both highlight the United States

250th.

It's the anniversary coin.

Oh, the meticulously detailed

eagle.

According to the Mint

inscription United States of

America, E Pluribus Umm and God

We Trust $50. $4300 for Troy

ounce of gold.

So they they tacked on an extra

7 hunch.

Yeah, call it a day.

One ounce of fine.

Gold.

Does that make a difference?

It's fine gold.

It's fine.

It's.

Not, I mean, what carrot does

that mean to?

It's fine.

Where is it?

It's fine.

Everything's fine.

It's fine.

Everything's fine.

Keep moving.

It's a $50 coin.

It's worth $5000.

OK, Greg, would you find

yourself investing in a 250 year

commemorative coin?

Just for the gold value, sure,

but I mean if it's pushed past

the value of the gold, no.

It's $700.00 above it's value

in.

The $5370.

The answer would be no.

Doesn't make sense.

You don't want it in your gold

coin collection.

No, do we?

We don't have a gold coin

collection.

Oh yeah.

No, no, we don't.

No, you don't.

We have a silver, we don't.

We have a silver coin

collection.

Well, I have a book with all the

quarters in it from all 50.

States that's about where it

ends.

That's about where it ends.

Yes, My grandmother put it

together, apparently.

That was nice.

Mine's not completed.

What?

What state are you missing?

I don't have to look, I don't.

Know off top the head Nebraska.

There's three or four it's.

Like Nebraska?

I was not one of the favorite

grandchildren for that.

You weren't?

No.

OK, How about you, Michael?

Do you want a gold coin?

Oh.

Thank you so much for asking me

you.

Can put a little hole in it and

make it part of your key chain.

Yeah, no, I'm not really that

intrigued to go out and buy this

coin.

No, no.

What if someone gave you one?

If someone gave me this coin,

yes I I mean.

You had your chance to talk, I

mean.

You didn't offer it to me for

free.

Because he was asked. $4700

free.

I'll take more.

Generous than he is.

Would I keep it?

Yeah, I'd sell it.

Yeah, I'd sell that bitch In 10

seconds.

I figure out what I.

If the man's handing it to you,

someone else is handing you

money for the other hand and

you're just going.

Would you sell it at a price

less than fair market value of

gold?

Because if he gave it to you and

I bought it for 2 grand, that's

a good deal.

No, I would sell it for hire.

But I'm your brother.

But he just lost 3.

Grand, I just, I'm up 20 over

here from that travel mug you

just purchased.

What are you talking about?

I got a solid $20 here.

I thought it was 40.

Where the other 20 bucks?

He doesn't get all the.

Money.

Yeah, he's a partner.

You guys just.

Split it right there on the

spot.

It's cash.

He didn't even hesitate.

He didn't hesitate.

He's here to 20.

I'm like perfect.

Love it.

All right, Embrace in Florida,

the Florida Highway Patrol

arrested a man after the

investigation into a theft of a

moisture density gauge valued

between.

How much is this radioactive

gauge?

What the hell is he talking

about?

Was that English?

Say that again.

Moisture.

The Highway Patrol arrested a

man after an investigation into

the theft of a moisture density

gauge.

It's a radioactive gauge.

They arrested the guy.

Arrested the guy.

Does he had this thing?

He stole it.

Oh, he stole it and.

Then tried to sell it on

Facebook Marketplace.

Oh, OK.

And he did a sting operation

just like they did with the the

FBI.

He does things and.

What do you think this pig's

worth, Greg?

That's what he's trying to.

Say oh like 2 Dimes. 2K.

You're going 2K.

Yeah, I'm going to go higher.

I'm going to say 66K. 10 to

$20,000.

No, I win.

I win expensive piece of food.

Should I hit my sparklers now?

It's kind of high to put on

Facebook Marketplace.

What are you talking about?

You can get a Ferrari on.

Yeah, that's a Ferrari.

This thing fits in your head.

You can.

Actually get a Ferrari for like

$16,000.

You're not allowed to ask any

questions.

You can get the Ferrari, you can

get less than that on Timo.

You might not want.

To it shows up in a crate and

you have.

You might not want to drive it

in public.

Well, it's a drinking Ferrari.

Sit in the car and just drink

it.

FHP said it began an

investigation on May 26th after

FHP's Bureau of Criminal

Investigations and Intelligence,

or the BCII.

Why?

Is the Florida Highway Patrol,

you said?

I mean, there's so many

questions.

Where do you come across a

moisture yadda yadda that you'd

say I'm going to take?

Well, we can read on and find

out.

What's Yeah, let's all read on

because you haven't read either.

No, I haven't, but I know it's.

There.

No, you don't know, you said you

don't know.

You don't read the.

Stories I saw that it said where

can you get?

This you said you don't read

the.

Stories.

I don't, but it's a headline in

bold font.

I have to edit or there's going

to be that's all we're talking

about for an hour.

Is this stupid radioactive

gauge?

Exactly.

So there were 4 words that you

understood out of this article.

What is it?

Perfect, right?

They received the tip of a

private party sale through

Facebook Marketplace of the

moisture density gauge, which

was listed by Marco Antonio

Benitez Junior, 24, in

Bradenton.

Oh, young buck, 24.

The density gauge is a device

used to measure the density and

inter and inner structure of

material.

Is usually used to determine

moisture levels of soil and

asphalt.

The controlled device carries an

internal radiological isotope of

CS-137 OK.

I saw one of these on cigar

mechanics for like 20 bucks.

I don't know what we're talking.

About on cigar mechanic, Yeah.

Yeah, this guy's yeah, Lou's got

a cover.

Well, if the device is damaged

or handled improperly, it can

potentially expose individuals

to radiation.

They can cause serious health

issues like that little thing

they had in Spider Man where

they it was going to blow up.

Nice.

I have no idea what the hell

you're talking about with that.

Either in the Spider man movie,

they found a little piece of

scrap and.

Which spider man movie?

The one where they went to the

Washington Monument.

You still have.

No way home or on the way home.

Far away, Home Some.

Someone's home.

Somebody's.

Going to somebody's home?

Yeah, that one's a spider man.

Going to someone's home.

A stranger in my home.

Right stranger in my home.

That had Batman as the bad guy.

Batman.

As the guy who played Batman.

Oh, Michael Keaton.

Yes, thank you.

Michael Keaton was the the

Hawkman or what do they call

him?

The Hawkman?

No, I don't know.

They called him something they.

Look like eagle man.

Birdman, Birdman.

Birdman.

No, it was Birdman.

Let's.

Keep going, this is fine.

No, it was Birdman.

Was a Birdman.

Oh, wearing the leather jacket

with the the wings.

Yeah, that's correct.

I still don't know which spider

man it was though.

Far away home.

The one with the three spider

man talking dogs and they they

got lost and then came all the

way back home.

Yeah, that was a good one.

OK.

These devices have occasionally

been sought after for criminal

purposes.

Like what?

Apparently they want to make

bombs out of.

Them measuring density of.

Soil.

Is he?

Popping, Yeah.

He was, but it cleared out.

All right, strict regulations

have been established for the

device to prevent such misuse.

Due to the risk, only license

operators are legally permitted

to possess or use them.

Wow.

So Benitez was arrested and has

been charged with Grand Theft

and one count of possession of a

controlled radiation device

without a license.

That's probably very serious.

I would imagine that has quite

the I.

Think he's still popping OK.

All right, Cocoa Beach, FL man

is accused of grabbing a female

DoorDash driver during a food

drop off.

What was she bringing?

Well, the problem is he was

naked.

And that was the problem.

I think the problem is that he

grabbed her.

Well, I don't know, maybe they

like that part.

I think it was the naked part.

Really upset her.

The incident occurred at one O

7:00 PM at the residence on West

OH.

It's a letter W King Street and

Cocoa police said.

Jamar Carter, 20.

Oh, another young buck.

Ordered Denny's through

DoorDash.

Did he get the chili?

Because that's weird.

They have chili Denny's.

Oh no, I'm thinking of Wendy's,

right?

Wendy's.

Yeah.

Wendy's has a chili, which is

just the hamburger from the day

before, right?

Yeah, it's it's weird.

Denny's through DoorDash.

According to the arrest report,

when the victim arrived at the

residence to deliver the order,

the man opened the front door

completely naked.

Oh, and erect.

Nice, did he get the moons over

my hammy?

No, I got the Grand Slam.

He's going for the Grand Slam,

He's trying to go for the Grand

Slam, going for the Grand Slam.

The victim told police that when

she saw Carter naked in the

doorway, she dropped the food on

the ground and attempted to

retreat to her vehicle.

However, police said Carter

grabbed the right side of her

hip, restrained her and pressed

the front of himself against the

back of herself.

Oh boy.

That's all.

That's all he got out of that.

We're trying to get away.

Carter allegedly grabbed the

victim's rear, the arrest report

said.

The victim stated that at this

point she continued toward her

vehicle and Carter said where

the blank do you think you're

going?

I ain't done yet.

After making it to her vehicle,

she dialed 911.

When officer spoke with Carter,

he advised he did not place the

door head shorter and claim not

to be home reports.

No, it wasn't me.

I wasn't even home.

Pancakes.

What?

Pancakes.

I don't even like pancakes.

I'm not even a pancake guy.

After further investigation,

police found an e-mail receipt

for the DoorDash busted.

Carter is charged with attempted

kidnapping and attempted sexual

battery and was transported to

the Brevard County Jail where he

has since bonded out.

He's going to get a lot more

than his moons over Miami.

Yeah, he is.

He is going to get his extra

hammy.

Do they let him put clothes on

and they take him to jail naked?

It depends on the officer, I

just suppose.

It's his description.

Just, you know, just drag him in

the car.

Do you think he stays a wreck

for the whole car ride like as

he's going through processing?

He took a pill.

I mean, he was 20, you know what

I mean?

He's 20.

He's capable.

He's very good.

He's like or, and especially if

he took some type of pill or

something, yeah, he might need

medical attention.

Maybe he door dashed a little

blue pill beforehand.

Yeah, and it was a dude that

showed up and he's like, oh, I

can't do it.

This.

Is wrong.

Just give me the pill.

Let me swing again with that.

It would be great if they

searched the records and they

found five other door dashes

early that night.

All dudes.

Yeah, no assault.

Yeah, we had to pass on those.

Damn it, I gotta keep going.

Here comes one.

Here comes one this.

Is going to go away eventually.

This is my moment.

Here she comes.

It's Denny's.

I knew it was Denny's.

Like, what's the logic?

What are you thinking?

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like he goes where you think

you're going.

Like she's like, oh, I'm sorry,

I thought we were done.

I I have no way of paying for

this pizza, you know what I

mean?

Like what's going on?

Ridiculous.

I wonder if he if he tipped a

big because you pay for that

stuff in advance, you know, and

yeah, right.

He puts in the in the

instructions send woman.

Send woman partially

unconscious.

Give her this pill.

OK, so that's.

Not going out in Florida today

about Florida stories.

One more Florida story.

A Florida man is suing Central

Florida attraction to claiming

he was bitten by an alligator.

OK.

According to a complaint filed

in Orange County last month,

what the lawsuit claims is a

deal Kasanov.

A deal.

A deal?

A casino.

Of.

Broward County visited airboat

ride at Midway and Christmas on

June 9th, 2025.

Court documents say Christmas is

a town in Florida, people.

That's correct.

That wasn't a mistake.

That Christmas in June, while at

the attraction, Casinov was

bitten on the face by a Gator

that was handed to him during a

free alligator encounter

experience.

So like a baby alligator bit

him.

Had to be.

Had to be, but they usually tape

the mouth shut right?

What places gives you an

alligator without with an open

mouth?

Oh, let's read on.

Oh, The complaint alleges a

lawsuit is accusing airboat

rides at Midway of negligence,

claiming the company failed to

properly train employees and

mourn Kasanov of the dangerous

and hazardous conditions of the

Gator You.

Didn't sign nothing beforehand

like like I I went zip lining

like a year ago and they had

this like 3 or 4 page thing that

they had to have me.

Well, you're zip lining, you're

hanging from something that this

they're at.

He's at the thing.

And I would like my big jar with

the alligator.

I don't know, it seems.

Like oh, here, hold this.

Seems like somebody should have

gotten involved with this

normally.

There's tape and rubber bands.

Have a liability form or

something of that sort.

If you die on zip line, we are

not responsible for a zip line

death.

However.

Alligator question.

There was just fine.

There were no signs, no warnings

or other devices the warrant or

indicate the vicious nature of

the subject alligator.

Other than the fact that it was

an alligator.

Alligator.

There's a little bit of a buyer

beware her thing, dude.

God forbid there should be some

common sense in the scenario.

Right.

I thought it was fine.

It was their alligator.

It was cute and fluffy.

I thought they were good.

Additionally, there were no

measures used by defendants to

restrain the alligator,

otherwise protect the plaintiff.

According to the lawsuit, the

man suffered serious bodily

injuries resulting in pain and

suffering, disability and

disfigurement, mental anguish,

loss of wages and the loss of

capacity for the enjoyment of

life.

How much?

Well, 50,000 we said. 50K That's

it.

That seems a lot of, I mean, I

saw the photo, he's got like a

puncture wound here.

Puncture.

Wound here.

That's not a lot of money for

being bit by a Gator.

The insurance company just drove

the check.

How did he lose Loss of capacity

for the enjoyment of life.

That's what I'm saying like

50,000.

Got a good attorney, He got a

good attorney.

So now he's got about 20,000.

If he got a good attorney, he'd

get more than 50.

Well, they took a third, but it

was a baby alligator.

What do you expect?

You think he's going to get 1/4

of $1,000,000 for that?

They said look.

Listen Serious bodily injury,

pain and suffering.

That's what they said, you know

what I mean?

That's like doctor says I need a

bacheotomy, you know what I

mean?

Like what are we doing?

I can see mental language.

I can no longer touch

alligators.

I go to Airborne, right?

It was my favorite thing.

It's ridiculous wages.

I cannot work.

Yeah, the insurance company

said.

Here's 50K.

Get the hell out of here.

Right.

What is your job, Sir?

I was an alligator Wrangler.

I cannot do it now.

Yeah.

Cast enough?

It was represented by attorneys

with the Law Office of OH.

Morgan and Morgan.

Berman and Berman Lawyers is

seeking more than $50,000 in

damages.

Damn it.

Still, he's not going to.

Good luck with that.

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

It's.

Ridiculous.

The alligator.

One alligator.

There you go.

What are you going to?

What do you expect?

What do you think the

alligator's going to do?

They bite things.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, of course.

I'll hold this alligator.

What?

Right.

Yes, please take rubber bands

off mouth.

I want you to look natural.

You mean it bit me?

I had no idea it was going to

bite me.

Ridiculous.

Greg, have you ever handled an

alligator?

No.

Have you ever considered owning

an alligator?

No.

Your wife owned an alligator?

Probably.

You can get an alligator for the

tortoise.

Yeah, they'll go with the

turtle.

They'll be friends.

Yeah, you know what I mean.

I think to own it you have to

have some special paperwork in

this state though.

Just go get one.

We we had a childhood friend

that had like weird reptiles and

he had special paperwork for

him.

Just go get one.

I don't think that's how it

works.

Who's going to know?

No one's going to know.

Always going to.

Know I did it that out too.

Well, the moment the the moment

that we wind up talking about it

on the show.

Nobody's going to know.

If you had an alligator, what

would you name it?

Hook.

Clever.

Yes, from Peter Pan.

That wasn't the alligator's

name.

No, but he ate the hand of Hook.

Like our tortoises name is

Shredder.

That's backwards, right?

Yeah, that's, that's, that's.

What makes it creative?

That's the triple genius of it.

That makes it creative.

Sure, everybody's got a turtle

named Michelangelo.

That's dumb.

Why didn't you go like red

Ranger or something?

I don't see the correlation.

Could be a rare a red eared

tortoise.

Similar combat storyline.

I don't know.

Shredder.

Yeah, Shredder the foot.

I've I've held an alligator.

You've held an alligator.

Several times.

Oh yeah, it bites you in the

face.

Once in China.

At before you ate it.

Well, no, I'm not counting that

one if you want to add that one.

I didn't hold that when it was

big it.

Was a big Why didn't I get to

hold an alligator in China?

We didn't go to that place.

I found this very depressing.

SeaWorld one trip at a.

Very.

Depressing SeaWorld.

And they were standing there

with an alligator, some type of

alligator crocodile thing.

And they said, you know, and I

went sort of gestured like I

would hold it.

It had the thing on his mouth,

right.

So I held it.

And all of a sudden, oh, they're

all taking pictures of the

American holding the.

Alligator.

Oh yeah, because you're a big

deal over there, you.

Know I'll take a picture.

Flash bulbs going everywhere.

American very stupid.

Look at this.

Oh.

Look, cowboy American.

It's a bit what you're touching

reptile, touching reptile.

In our country you touch a

reptile it bite you.

No lawsuit.

No, no lawsuit.

No fingers, no lawsuits, no.

We take it we put you in camp.

And then we eat it.

Eat both of you.

And then we eat the two of you.

OK all.

Right.

Do you have a video, Michael?

No, of course not.

What do you mean?

Of course not, I've had a video

all week.

I gave you a video 2 days.

You gave me a video two days.

What do you mean you gave me a

video 2?

Days.

OK, there's five days in a week.

No video today.

At least four.

I gave you 2.

What was the second video?

What was the?

Second video you gave me.

The the robot.

No.

OK, what was the other video?

Oh, the third strap.

I provided you didn't give me

that video.

I provided I.

Found that video on my own.

You don't get credit for that

video.

I provided it.

You don't get credit for that

video.

Not at all, and I don't.

Even remember what your other

two videos were?

01 was good.

It was Justin Andrews.

Yeah.

What was the other one?

I don't know.

I don't think you had one.

So many videos.

So I'm so I'm positive I'm over

50% is what you're saying.

I'm over 50.

One, how was that 50%?

No, I took care of them all.

We'll move on to cigar news.

That sounds great.

Bunny droppings label boy coming

next month.

You guys familiar with Bunny

dropping cigars?

What?

Bunny dropping cigars?

Is this the rabbit dude in the?

Outfit.

Exactly.

The rabbit dude in the outfit.

The latest release from Bunny

Dropping cigars will arrive in

stores next month.

I take it we didn't pick these

up?

I don't even know what this.

Is you seen the guy in the pink

Bunny suit at the PCA?

Yeah, he has a line of cigars.

Oh, called money droppings.

Was he at PCA this year though?

I didn't see.

Him, I saw him, but I don't

think he had the Bunny suit on.

Oh, now he's gotten out of it.

Now he's well.

Maybe it's worn out.

I mean if he's been wearing it

since 2016.

Order another one.

Well, if he can't have the

original anymore, you know it's

just not.

It's not the same.

Not the same.

We can't get that one anymore.

It's out of production now.

It's the inflatable ones which

just look silly.

Hot.

Bright, hot, even with the fan

inside, people come up and fart

into the exhaust and then you're

trapped.

They do that.

I've seen that.

Pretty wild.

All right, blend wise label boy

is offered in a lone 6 by 52

Toro size that uses.

Label Boy Label Boy What is the

label?

Boy, I don't get that part

either.

I don't.

Bunny Drop means he's making a

cigar called Label.

Boy, it sounds to me like this

is a possible dig towards

Pervada.

Oh, because that was his song.

His hit song or whatever was

label Label Girl or something.

I saw that video.

Yeah, we've seen the video.

It's quite the memory there,

Michael.

I'm smart.

Not only a good memory

translates into intelligence,

it's just a good memory.

Just take the compliment, you

don't have to go any for it.

Thank you, I'm very smart.

As an Ecuadorian Habano rapper

over Mexican San Andreas binder.

Smart enough to tell you what to

do.

From the Dominican Republic, the

cigar was blended by Vilber

Ventura of Tablet Calera William

Ventura in the Dominican

Republic, Wilbur says.

Wilbur WI label boy wyber WIBER.

So I went with Wilbur Vilber.

Vilber.

I think Booth works with Vilber.

I think it's Wilbur.

Oh, how much is this lovely

cigar Triple G?

$16.

Too much money.

I'm going to say 13 bucks.

Oh, you went the right way, but

it's $14.00.

Boom.

Production is limited to 500

boxes of 10 cigars.

Bunny Droppings is a brand from

Justin Angelo, who dresses up in

a pink Bunny suit as part of the

branding for the company.

The company uses a variety of

factories for it's offerings,

most of which are limited.

Label Boy uses a Louis Louis

Vuitton inspired pattern that

has various smoking rabbits

mixed in.

Company says that the name Label

Boy is not actually a nod to

letting others label.

You Label boys about owning your

story, said the company in a

press release.

People spend their lives being

categorized, judged and defined

by others.

This cigar is a reminder that

labels don't make up the person,

The person makes the label.

This is pretty smooth, man.

I got to give, got to give the

guy some props on this one, some

credit.

That's nicely done, nice and

done.

That's like, oh, here's the

logic behind it.

We know exactly what you're

doing exactly, and it's

brilliant.

I mean, I think it's funny what

whatever you got to, you got to

have that in this industry.

Wait until you see the one

that's coming out soon.

Label Boys being distributed by

Meyer and Dutch, a wholesale

division.

Scandinavian Tobacco that is

closely aligned with the Cigars

International retail division.

Hey, next cigar coming.

That's one way to sell it all

fast, I guess.

There you go.

Next cigar coming out room one O

1 Johnny to backing out Maduro

heading to stores, It says

tomorrow.

So that would actually have been

yesterday.

By the time this comes out.

Room One O 1 Johnny to backing

out Maduro is about to blast off

and set sail for the shelves of

retailers across the country as

Scandinavian Tobacco Group will

begin shipping them on Friday,

June 5th.

That's yeah, that's today.

Is that the the aids free cigar?

Yes, that is the AIDS free

cigar, Greg.

Right now, Greg is adamantly

checking to make sure that his

shift that's what's going.

On SO, no, I've already had a

conversation with our Rep about

this and it's not shipping until

late June.

Oh, oh, well, this is June 5th.

That's Friday.

We're just not on the top of

anybody's.

List.

You know what it is.

Understand that by now.

Justin Andrews was probably

responsible for this press

release and that's why it's

inaccurate.

Justin Andrews is some guy at

SDG.

He's the hardest working.

Guy, our Rep is very good at his

job and like so he he knows that

we've been waiting for this and

on Monday he sent me a text

message that simply stated New

Johnny Maduro won't be shipping

until late June.

So F you put that on you.

Send him the screenshot of the

half wheel thing, see what he

says.

Send him a clip from the show

there.

You go?

Yeah.

It is described as a full bodied

pureau that uses a Maduro

wrapper, with a press release

describing the profile as having

bold notes of earth, espresso

and dark chocolate, pushing the

profile further while staying

true to the character that

define the original release.

It's made by AJ Fernandez.

You always say only AJ.

Only, only AJ.

Is offered in three sizes, the

Johnny Tobaccon at Maduro

Robusto.

I think we have some of these

from the show.

We were given a bundle by Mr.

Booth.

Possibly, yeah.

Because he did an episode of the

show where he brought them with

and we smoked some in the car on

the way back.

All quite enamored with the

cigar is very good.

Then I'll know what happened to

him.

It could be anywhere.

Could be.

I would look at your house in

your refrigerator, humidor in.

My secret chamber.

Yes, OK, such a nice humidor.

It is very nice.

Lovely, very lovely.

Johnny Tobacco not Maduro Toro

and the Johnny Tobacco not

Maduro Gordo.

Time brings lessons nothing else

can teach and in the time we

have evolved in our beloved

Johnny Tobacco not do a

sensational Maduro variant,

which I believe is the most

appropriate evolutionary step

for the series in our green

Evergreen effort to spread the

cosmic brand across the

beautiful planet of our of ours,

said Matt Booth, founder and

creative strategist, Room 11

Cigars in a press release when

he flew in his gold helicopter.

Aids Free.

Yes, yes, stressed it is AIDS

free has no aids.

So this one we obviously.

Picked up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is a good one.

All right, now the bad news.

Uh oh.

Can't move to New York, Greg.

You can't move there anymore.

Oh no, yeah, they're trying to

do it.

I just read that.

New York lawmakers introduced

generational tobacco ban.

A bill that was recently

introduced into the New York

State Assembly will ask lawmaker

to consider a generational

tobacco ban, meaning the people

born after a certain date,

regardless of their age, would

not be able to purchase tobacco

products in the state.

What time when do we start

shutting down New York and and

taking it over?

Because this is obnoxious.

I heard they were doing a remake

of Escape from New York with the

with the snake Pliskin.

Maybe this is all part of the.

This is it.

He's rounding up all of his

cigars and escaping.

Kurt Russell?

No.

Well, that was the thing that

trying to find somebody gets.

Kurt Russell's too old now.

Yeah.

You don't think so?

No, I think he's still got.

It I remember Kurt, you really

like that guy.

I like Kurt Russell.

Favorite actor?

You got an odd like man love

thing going on.

I like Kurt Russell.

Let me ask you something.

If you were to DoorDash, Denny's

and Kurt Russell, and Kurt

Russell was the delivery guy,

would you answer the door

completely naked in a?

Row.

Oh, he's the delivery guy.

Yeah, yeah, maybe.

Palmer is fully erect.

If that happens, there's Chad.

Palmer don't even have.

To take a pill, yeah.

He opens the door.

He can bring Goldie Hawn.

With him.

He opens the door.

He throws the rag down from his

neck and chases Kurt Russell.

I snap him.

Going out?

Where the fuck do you think

they're going?

Where have you been?

Where are you going?

That's it.

Come on Kurti, I got the extra

sauce.

That's it, That's it.

OK, A115 O 9 was introduced by

Assemblywoman.

It's a lady Amy Paulin, and if

passed would prohibit anyone who

was born after.

What year is she after?

Gentlemen, did you read the

After Greg?

No, I didn't read the.

Whole 2006, I guess because it's

two, it's 2026.

And you I'm.

Going to say 2020.

Anybody born after 2020?

Yeah.

Well, it was a long time.

It is a long time.

No 2007.

OK, so I'm right there.

You're you're so close from

buying tobacco or vapor

products.

Bans such as these have become

popular for anti tobacco

legislators to pursue in recent

years.

New Zealand was the first to

garner attention for such idea

back in 2021, passing it in 2023

and repealing it in 202402021.

We got a great idea in 2023,

we're all for it. 2024 That was

stupid.

Let's put that away.

So if you look at the track

record, you can see that this

was a clear an apparent mistake,

and we really fucked that up.

Three years later, we realized

that was a huge mistake.

So yeah, you guys go ahead and

you try try that again.

Only took three years then to

figure out this is stupid.

This is really dumb.

Hey.

You remember all that tax money

that we had coming in?

Yeah, that's gone.

Why?

Because we decided to shut that

down.

Oh, not buying.

Nobody's buying them anymore.

Yeah, you're not going to

believe this.

And I, I heard, I believe that

that also affects the the sack

suckers for the, the Zens and

stuff.

Yeah, because that's nicotine

and smokeless tobacco product

too.

Yeah, that's what I believe.

It was just about a year later

that the idea came to the US

when Brooklyn, Mass proposed a

similar ban.

More recently, the United

Kingdom passed a generation

tobacco ban in April that will

prohibit anyone born after

22,008 from purchasing tobacco

products.

Not long after, Canada's health

minister announced that she was

looking into introducing a

similar ban.

The Maldives also passed a ban

that went into effect in

November 2025.

New York is not the first state

to see a generation tobacco ban

proposed.

It was 1 proposed in Indiana in

2025 but never received even a

committee hearing.

We've only seen proposed bans of

this style in the United States.

Nobody has actually approved it.

Correct.

I thought they just said one

state did, didn't they?

Don't know.

Brooklyn, Mass.

Proposed a similar.

Yeah.

Just the United Kingdom as.

Yeah, they did it.

They did it, but maybe they're

going to repeal theirs too.

Who knows?

I don't.

Know it's ridiculous.

It really is obnoxious.

I don't understand the point.

The Maldives has passed the ban.

Look, we need a ban on caloric

intake.

That's that's the real problem,

right?

Because everybody gets

overweight, they have heart

conditions, all this other

stuff.

If you could just control what

we eat, then we'll be fine.

I like, I don't know why we're

going for cigars and tobacco.

It just makes no sense to me.

So you know, like I do.

You remember when they did the

whole soda thing where you

couldn't buy a bigger soda in

new?

York, Yeah.

They outlawed a certain size,

yeah.

That was obnoxious.

You just buy more of the little

ones.

It isn't, yeah, I guess, or.

Is there a limited number of?

Little ones guess what, if you

ban it in New York you can just

get it from somewhere else and

have it shipped in or go pick it

up.

I like this is so ridiculous.

All of this is so dumb.

I just don't understand why they

do it.

Greg, do you understand?

What they're doing, yeah, no, I

mean, potentially even good for

us, like if they actually do do

it all of a sudden.

So you're saying that potential

for importation and through

other states, Greg, from other

tobacco retailers, it would help

them?

Is that what you're trying to

tell us?

Yeah, e-commerce from other

states would wind up doing well

for it for sure.

There you go.

OK, Yeah.

What about you, Palmer?

What's the question?

Sorry, my wife texted.

What was the question?

Good or bad?

It's got to be bad.

Why would it be good?

I mean for the reason you said

it would be.

It would be good, but good.

For us, bad for them.

Yeah, taxes are so high there.

They're going that way another

direction anyway.

Yeah, this is just wild to me

man.

We need less.

Tax them out of smoking.

We will just tell them they

can't.

And if they purchase it prima

nocte.

It wouldn't.

They have to set something up

like California, where it's hard

to ship cigars in.

I mean, otherwise what the

Hell's?

Tis my noble right prima nocte.

Why tell them they can't buy it

if they could just have it

shipped in?

Did you buy that Monte Cristo

here?

Where's your wife?

She's mine for the evening.

Bring her to me.

Enjoy your cigar.

Hope you like that one, I have a

bigger one.

I have very evil fetishes.

It's ridiculous.

Dude, what are we doing?

Soon we're going to have a guy

in a pink rabbit suit selling

cigars across the United States.

Oh wait, what?

That happened, I mean.

In and out of New York City.

Oh my goodness.

OK.

All right, it's time for the

industry's favorite game.

What's the score?

That did not sound exciting.

I just want you to I.

Was watching the thing.

You didn't have that set up

exactly right.

Your your flipping was was slow.

My flipping was slow.

Yes, I had to try it again.

Ready.

Time of the industry's favorite

game.

What's the score?

There you go.

OK, Greg, you need to bring it

next time.

That was double week.

This is as exciting as I get

about anything.

OK, I don't know when you get

that alligator dress.

Yeah.

Wait until a fucking shredder

meets fucking Donatello.

Donatello the Donatello the

Mongoose.

Peter is a better name for an

alligator.

Because of Peter Pan.

Yeah, I know.

I like Hook.

Wendy.

Yeah.

Rufio.

Oh.

Rufio.

And then we give him the little

red Mohawks.

Bangarang.

OK, All right.

February 3rd, 2011.

Steve Vale Cigar.

Are you kidding me right now?

Why are you kidding me right

now?

I forgot to copy.

You're going to tell me you

written the the riot act that

you gave me yesterday?

Oh.

You hit my button.

You hit the button before I get

to explain what it is.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah.

And here we are.

You didn't even explain what it

is.

You didn't even explain what it

was.

You skipped right into it.

Now guess what?

How's that sound?

Yeah, yeah.

See, this is You deserve that.

I hope you lose today.

I you know what?

I hope I lose too, because I.

Can't do the the.

Sparklers do the do the

listeners know what's going on?

Because I have no idea what

we're.

It's an.

Honor and a privilege to lose to

triple GI.

Don't care if I do.

How's that sound?

We have made some changes

because we have been evaluated

by ChatGPT and Claude and one of

the things we added is I

explained what this game is

before we played the game.

Oh, every episode you do.

Every episode.

Except for today.

And, and when he right when he

gets into it, I usually hit the

turn on button to to get these

things heated up.

And then yesterday he looked at

me in utter disgust and was

super angry with me.

You couldn't wait until I'm

done.

I'm like, and I was like, whoa.

Well, I.

Added the pause for him to

charge his sparklers.

He normally just did it as I.

Started talking.

That vein on his forehead is

bulging.

He's angry and I was like, whoa,

dude, I'm very sorry about that.

I I'll make sure I'll be

cognizant of this and I'll do it

moving forward.

And I did, and I patiently

waited and he blew it up by not

even indicating what the game is

Episodes.

It just started this week.

But he came for me.

He came for me.

That's where he messed up.

Don't come for me, Palmer, Don't

come for me.

This is beautiful.

Ridiculous.

I can't wait to see the

comments.

I can't wait to see the

comments.

You better not edit it out

because I only have 48 minutes

and you got to cut out three

minutes of shenanigans that you

guys have said on this show that

you're not allowed to say.

I like, I didn't know the rules.

To be fair, I didn't know the

rules.

Sorry you yelled at me for that

before too.

I actually put a whole

commercial in one time for the

show.

For the show, you'd think I'd

put up a killing a child video.

Can't do that.

I'm alive.

I'm alive, all right?

Can we?

Are you done now?

Wish I knew the rules of this

game.

I wish I knew what we were

playing.

But yeah, sure, go ahead.

I read the scores from half

wheel of a certain cigar that I

have chosen you guys guessed to

see what they are the closest

to.

It wins at the end.

The more information I give is

supposedly it helps you decide

to score or does it just confuse

you more?

Ah, now I understand how the

game is played.

Very close.

That was pretty close that.

Was pretty close.

February 3rd, 2011.

Too bad I already hit the on

button.

Steve Val Cigars, The Juan Lopez

selecione #3.

That's a cigar boat, Triple G.

Juan Lopez is the name of the

cigar.

Selection #3 Not that Juan Lopez

completely different.

One got to be a different Juan

Lopez.

The different 1 Lopez is a Cuban

cigar as I mentioned in the

beginning when I said.

Totally different.

Juan Lopez.

Totally different.

He's put out a 30th anniversary

cigar because he's been in the

industry.

For this is a Cuban cigar.

Yes, from Cuba. 88 I'm going to

go 7575 S.

You got to review the Juan Lopez

selecion #3.

It is from Cuba Factory is

Miguel Fernandez Royig.

It is a Cuban rapper, a Cuban

binder, a Cuban filler, 4 and

3/4 and 1/3 by 52.

It is a petite Edmundo, the

$12.00 cigar and they smoked 2

for the review.

Triple G, yeah, Not a lot of

information there.

I'm gonna stick with 88.

I think it was at like 75.

It was 675.

The Petite and Mundo size is a

real highlight, offering an

ideal balance of smoking time

and comfort.

It's dense construction, smooth

the Colorado wrapper and cool

smoking thick ring gauge created

an excellent physical

experience, while the cigar

delivers appealing notes of

wood, coffee, cream and

occasional floral nuance

throughout the smoke.

Wow, he like that cigar 88. 80.

Clue #2 performance is one of

the cigars strongest attributes.

The draw was consistently

perfect, the burn remain trouble

free, and the cigar produced a

cool, enjoyable smoking

temperature from start to

finish, showcasing solid

craftsmanship despite its

youthful flavor profile.

Same number, idiot. 82.

Clue #3 The flavor experience is

Hanford by persistent tannic

acidity, bitterness in an

unpleasant burnt paper character

that overwhelms the more

enjoyable notes of wood, coffee

and cream.

While there are glimpses of

potent complexity, the cigar

currently feels immature,

overpriced and in need of

several more years of aging

before it can truly shine. 79.

75 final thoughts.

This is the final thought.

The cigar isn't.

The cigar just isn't ready to be

smoked yet.

I think it needs to be put down

for at least five years before

we can even begin to see what

it's got in store as far as

flavor and complexity.

It had some flavor, but the

acidity in it prevented me from

enjoying them again.

With the exception of reviewing

a cigar, I simply don't chase

after many Addicion Regional

except for Ramon Alones Blvd.

and a few others.

Simply, have you had a young

Juan Lopez that I have enjoyed

to this point where I ran out

and got two more boxes?

I also don't find the full

production of Juan Lopez cigars

like the number two or the

number 3 to be this horrible

right out of the gate, so I'm

not sure what they're doing to

regionals, but hopefully it

changes.

This cigar just doesn't do it

for me because even without the

tannic aspect it would still be

a fairly boring, overpriced

cigar.

Wow, stop looking at me, Juan.

Wow.

What was that low score that we

got for the SBC?

How low was it?

It was.

In the 80s I think.

It was in the 80s, like an 80, I

don't remember at all. 8682. 82

but that's the one you made the

plaque for, right it?

Was the one I made a shirt?

For made a shirt for I made.

The metal plate.

Yeah, 70. 70. 67. 67.

Is it 67 on the money?

Yes.

It's very strange.

It is very strange.

He's done that a lot this week.

Is he sandbagging like like?

Know what is he sandbagging I.

Don't know.

He doesn't know what I pull and

I'm not pulling the one of the

day, which I did a couple of

times.

I thought, Oh well, maybe he's

reading the half wheel during

the day.

Can you win Ben Stein's money?

Is the question.

That's the question.

Wow.

Pelted that mother.

How do you like me now?

Thank you.

Very impressive.

Wow.

I was going to play it safe.

I was going to do the 69 and

then I knew I would have won

because I felt like it was 67.

And I said, you know what, screw

it.

What's the worst thing that

happens here?

It hits 68 and we tie or

something.

I don't know.

Whatever.

If he would, you pick 70.

Yeah.

Well, I guess if you if it was

69, you would have won.

If it was 68, I would have won.

I like I just, I just Barbara

looks so.

Disappointed by him winning like

you are genuinely upset.

Oh.

No, I'm not.

My hand.

My hand is hurting.

He is.

From what?

Pushing the button.

No, no, I'm getting arthritis in

my hands.

Sometimes they hurt more than

others.

All the I got orders you're

writing I.

Got that?

I got that hand massager for

you.

I use it still too, it's in the

nice hand next to the bed.

Oh, that's what you like?

Wrap your hands right.

I have compression gloves that I

wear sometimes tonight but he

got me this air pocket massager

thing.

Slide your hand in, it gets hot

and it vibrates and pull

different pockets of air pressed

on different places on your.

Hand you ever slide something

else inside that glove?

No, no.

No.

No, he leaves that to the

DoorDash girl.

Right, that's for the DoorDash

for just, you know, for the day

that he comes and delivers my.

After after he's done mowing the

yard.

I had done the mowing the yard

and I wiped the grass and.

That is not what it looked like

it was.

It was.

It was in slow.

Motion.

All right, It was.

It was.

Supposed to start right after

that.

Was very sensual.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I did enjoy it, I really did.

If you like for $20 each video

I'll send you one.

That'd be great actually.

Yeah, you're going to let use

another 20.

It's.

Another 20 for the next one.

You keep the whole 20 though.

Don't split it with my brother.

Oh no.

No, he did nothing.

For it.

He he sprays me with water.

Got news for you, you got to go

the other way I'll give you 10

to put towards that 20 as long

as you give me the video for

later to use use it against them

in a court of law.

Like by the way, got a video

today.

Check this out.

So God, I feel so good to just

crush.

Just crush.

Oh my goodness.

Thank you everybody.

He's a little.

Upsetting that he's hitting

every.

Single you are you are upset.

I can tell your body.

Language is you are you are

upset.

There's got to be a way he's

doing it you.

Are upset.

I mean, he's good, but he's not

that.

Good.

I am that good.

I am that.

Good.

So you figure out what we do 2

on one day one.

So that's four.

We do 6A week.

He has hit on the head four of

them this week.

It's pretty good.

That's a hell of a run.

It's.

Pretty good.

It's a hell of a run.

He can't memorize all of them.

It's an impossibility never

heard of.

Juan Lopez, Stephen Val, yadda

yadda.

I mean, what the hell?

I don't know if we because these

go into my notes on my phone and

then from the notes they are

available on the iPad.

You are a paranoid man.

So, I mean, I don't know if I

share my notes with him or not.

I have no idea.

We we could have done that at

one point.

Dude here, take my phone.

No, when you take.

Your phone.

They also show up on your.

Laptop when you share notes it

shows that.

Oh, for every single time.

Because I mean, we, we do.

We have shared things in notes.

Right.

Imagine being so good at a game

that they think that you're

cheating and they're they got

these conspiracy theories going

on in their brains.

Figure out how he's doing it.

To be fair, I don't think that

Palmer thinks.

That thank you.

Thank you.

I know you're a stand up guy.

You wouldn't do that.

You know what?

You know what I said earlier in

the show, Palmer?

What?

I'm smart.

I'm smart, I'm smart.

I'm very smart.

I'm very smart, I can read

really good.

It's always, Yeah, OK.

All right.

Anybody got anything else?

Triple G?

No, I'm good.

You going to be appearing

anywhere anytime soon?

Nope, Nope.

That's that's what you do.

You appear somewhere sometime

soon.

Yeah, when are you going out?

I have one, supposedly the 23rd

down in Stogies Fort Myers but

we are on a podcast.

Two of them in August, I

believe.

OK, well, you better get out

there.

Let me leave, I will be more

than happy to go.

Out there.

Well, I just fired you from the

right place.

I can't name, I guess, right?

Yeah.

No, you could say the shop.

You just can't talk about

websites.

OK, well we just fired you from

Cigar Hustler, so.

Right.

And when I was here all day.

So I need to get out of here and

go out and visit shops again.

Yeah, I mean, you know, the

smoke distrust me stuff and all,

all the other things being

sorted out was has been, has

been a lot, yes, but now we're

finally at the tail end of that,

right.

So.

We can get.

Back So what are you still doing

here business?

Get out there.

We've got to clean up all this.

I got to clean up all this and.

OK, OK, well hey, check out

Chapter pod.com for all your

chapter pod swag.

Just two more BDP shirts.

It's just two.

It's two measly shirts.

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And we appreciate you guys and

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Triple G, thank you as always,

you're a great guest.

Thank you for filling.

In a lot of people love the

dynamic of the three of us

together.

Some say it far surpasses when

Phil is on the show.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yes, they have mentioned.

That I got news.

Yeah.

So you know you can be replaced,

you can be replaced.

Can't believe he took the day

off for doughnut day.

Yeah, Doughnut day.

He had to go, and he had to go

get every Krispy Kreme from here

to.

Get all the free doughnut spots

today, yeah?

Crushing it.

He's working hard.

At Eating doughnuts.

Yeah, I don't know about all

that, but he's he's working hard

in his company.

Greg doing his best to be

diplomatic.

He's a stand up guy.

Well, I like the guy.

So do we, so do we.

We love him.

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