ACHP Episode 549 Where Did We Park ?
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On today's show, Gator Land is
evacuated.
Does the punishment fit the
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Trump visits Bangladesh, don't
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Then Ada Bay makes traveling
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today.
Let me check them out for you.
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Let me see.
Everybody.
You guys, Oh.
Wait, Phil, when you're on, when
you're talking, the camera's
supposed to be on, Yeah?
This is me looking at my phone
and this would be nicer to see
your reaction.
I look real good with.
The Slurpee with the.
My wife said I had to drink like
this or she taking my coffee
that.
Is not what I sound like this?
Is what I count like what did.
I sound like this is my little
special hello to her.
OK.
Like Carol Burnett pulling her
ear.
At Bruce Cox 8216, Phil's
missing from the show and Palmer
has become the new whipping boy
allegedly.
Bring back the old intro.
These new ad read descriptions
have lost the charm and
personality of the show.
Oh, and Mike, time to lay off
the Adderall.
I don't take Adderall.
Just so you know, that wasn't
very nice.
There's a lot of negative
critiquing right there.
Bruce, nobody likes when you
make changes.
You got to understand you, you
got to hit him with a compliment
and then hit him with the
negativity.
It's.
Called the I Cantina approach.
You know you're.
Looking very muscly lately.
Is it the Adderall?
And is that right?
You're looking very muscly.
Are you taking?
Are you taking?
Are you on drugs?
And that's why you're you're
being aggressively attacking
Paul.
You were aggressively attacking
Palmer for the last episode
though.
Yeah, I felt it.
Last too, yesterday was just.
Continued even after recording
stopped.
It went all the way upstairs.
It was nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It happens.
OK, Bruce, thank you so much for
commenting.
Let's see here T money.
I love how Palmer thinks 3
messages is all through the
show.
It's only in our show T.
No more presents for him.
Also, it's federal agent.
Go ahead boys.
Gang up on Palmer all you want.
That's right.
He's a federally.
Oh, that's the Mexicans.
I know, OK.
What do you with a whole lot of
flipping going on over?
There at David, Hasselhoffman
says, does this kid not have any
feeling in his fingers?
How do you poke it through your
old finger?
Yeah, man, I don't.
I don't know, buddy.
I don't know.
And he also said I have a hard
time coming up with funny
comments when Phil is Mia.
All right, No Phil again today.
Yeah, sorry.
No, Phil the.
Show was too serious without
Phil.
He's on the movie set again.
Brett Mercurio says we need
triple G Wednesdays.
How about triple G Thursdays?
You get both.
You get Wednesday and Thursday.
That's right.
You get the strings and the
guitar, right?
No.
Yeah, I don't.
What's?
That epileptic seizure with all
the flipping.
Data cache says WTF?
How much force do you need to
unplug a punch cutter?
Yeah, apparently a tremendous
amount of.
Work right through the finger.
Enough to go about 1/2 inch.
And it was not the right tool to
use.
To be honest, I don't know why
he was thinking that.
And.
I like that he held it on his
finger to push through.
Like, where did he think it was
going to go?
Yeah, well, you just, it's just
going to just right at the end
and then it won't go in.
Oh that's correct at CW6383 says
some of us are a tad OCD.
Mikey, what's he talking about?
The rearranging of the room, I'm
guessing.
Right.
How you wouldn't notice.
Got it.
Because when it when you enter
your home, you're completely
oblivious because your wife
takes care of everything.
But I pointed out that if
somebody moved your seat in your
car half an inch, you'd notice
it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't appreciate Greg
Triple.
G That was that was a little
aggressive.
I just finished that entire cup
of coffee.
I'm sorry.
You better calm down.
You better be nice to the money
maker or he'll take a break and
we'll see what happens to all of
you.
It's not going to be good and
let's see, tell us more team
money, said CW6383.
I saw one other 10 at Ruck is
Unchained.
The the mother thing I know, she
said was the mother thing.
Was this Keanu again?
You can't say any.
I can't.
I can't confirm.
No, he spelled it wrong.
We cannot confirm or deny the
the person involved in said
incident.
The impalement.
The impalement so.
Oh, and this was from on the
previous episode, but I needed
to state this 'cause it it says
at TX, but it's at Texas
Southpaw a recently placed of
purchase on the site and left a
note.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate you you're you are
a great person.
Movie titled spider man Michael
Keaton is home.
The villain was the Vulture.
OK, I.
Put all that up in the show.
Yeah.
Appreciate that.
If you want to hear your comment
read aloud on the show, just
comment below and then we may
potentially read out loud.
I think I just covered almost
all of them on that.
So, you know, sometimes you may
have a good chance, sometimes it
may be no.
But you know, comment below.
Next week we're going to do
another giveaway, but I'm going
to go back and then look at some
of the people that didn't bother
commenting because we didn't
give anything away.
And then I'm going to judge the
hell out of you.
So, and at this current moment,
we're going to go on with the
show.
Oh, Gatorland in Orlando was
forced to evacuate on Tuesday.
You want to guess why?
Fire.
Mine.
I'm going to say there was a
slew of little people.
They raided the entire alligator
Gatorland.
No, like hobbits, you were very
close.
I'm trying my best to sound as
stupid as possible when I'm
sitting in the chair.
He's trying to fill a boy.
He's.
Trying to fill a boy.
If you miss Phil, I'm just going
to be AI think what happened was
the rabbits came in and they
took over Gatorland.
All right, it was evacuated over
a reported bomb threat.
Orange County.
Sheriff's Office News 6
originally received a tip about
the evacuation from a viewer,
though the Orange County
Sheriff's Office said it was
working on gathering
information.
Meanwhile, News 6 community
correspondent Jana Mahala Mahala
Manola Manola Manola Manola She
went out to Gator Land around
4:00 PM to see what was going
on.
Upon arrival, she discovered
from people at the scene that
they've been evacuated into the
parking lot but weren't
initially told why.
Deputies later revealed that a
bomb threat had been reported,
which prompted the evacuation.
Our deputies conducted an
extensive search and did not
locate any bombs.
What kind of soul this
individual tries to put a bomb
threat on Gatorland?
I mean, what are we doing?
It seems to have an odd place to
pick.
Sorry, somebody's very bored.
Well, maybe they have some type
of axe to grind with.
Maybe it was the guy that got
the 50 Dimes for getting bit.
Oh, and now he's just against
alligators.
Doesn't like the Gators?
Oh, that could be.
Does he become like some type of
super villain Gator man or
something?
Yeah, right.
Just against Alligator.
I am the lizard.
Later Tuesday evening, Gatorland
released the following statement
about the incident.
Orlando received a bomb threat
this afternoon.
We immediately evacuated the
park, including remaining guests
and staff.
Park leaders worked with the
Orange County Sheriff's officers
secure the premises based on
their full inspection.
So how did they go out and
inspect the water area where all
they keep all the elegant?
They have a special Gator bomb
detectors and what, Yeah,
they've actually trained these
Gators to go in and sniff out
any type of C4 in type of
explosive.
They didn't use bomb sniffing
dogs because the alligator.
They borrowed that device that
the guy was trying to sell on.
The radioactive.
The radioactive Yeah.
Smart.
As a result of the clearance
given by the Sheriff's Office,
Gatorland will open tomorrow,
June 10th from 10:00 AM to 6:00
PM daily for summer extended
hours.
Like how they got that?
There's a little ad.
There's a little ad there.
The safety of our staff, guest
and animals is always a top
priority.
Come see the Gator Jumperoo.
And get 20% off today.
Mention Bomb and get a discount.
What is a Gator jumperoo?
You've never been there.
How have you and your wife the
the reptile?
King and Queen.
World traveler, lady boy people
not been to Gatorland.
The tortoise acquisitioners, I
don't know.
We've never been to Gatorland.
You should go.
She would like it.
They have turtles.
You like turtles?
Yeah, well, she likes turtles.
So they have a big lagoon thing
in the middle.
There's a guy goes out into this
little stand and they run
chickens across these ropes,
across the water, and Gators
jump 6 to 8 feet out of the
water to eat the.
Chicken.
Oh, that's nice.
And then the guy starts doing it
by hand or girl.
I guess it could be at this
point.
Yeah, let's not judge, you know.
Sexist.
Well, when I went there was a
guy, but they could be gross.
So the alligators actually, the
water is shallower than you
think, and the alligators use
their tail to push off from the
bottom.
And that's how they.
Jump a Roo, but there's a jumper
Roo.
It's the Jumper Roo, right?
Gatorland CEO and President Mark
Mahu.
Mahum.
Said there's no other
information at this time and
come see us from 10:00 AM to
6:00 PM.
Mention bomb, buy one, get the
second one 20% off today only.
All right, now this is a big
story hitting everywhere.
A Texas courtroom.
Oh my God, this week you're
going to talk about this one,
huh?
Yeah, I figured it would be a
good conversation for the show.
OK, that's fine.
Reached a verdict this week in a
case of Drew.
National attention has sparked
intense debate over
self-defense, school safety and
accountability. 19 year old
Carmelo Anthony was found guilty
of murder in the fatal stabbing
of 17 year old Austin Metcalf
during a high school track meet
in Frisco, TX and in April of
2025.
Following the conviction,
Anthony was sentenced to 35
years in prison.
According to prosecutors, what
should have been an ordinary day
competition turned tragic after
the altercation between the two
teenagers escalated into
violence.
Yeah, you got 35 years.
You got 35?
I'm unfamiliar with the story.
All right, there was a track
meet and it started raining.
The gentleman who lives Say, who
was just convicted went into the
tent of the other team like a
not a tent really.
But you know the other thing?
He was asked to leave several
times, didn't one kid pushed him
and then he stabbed the kid in
the heart and slice his
ventricle and the kid died.
It it went from shove to stab.
It says yeah the the fight went
for 6 minutes or the
altercation.
Yeah, fight fight will be an
exaggeration for what I read.
Wow, wow, crazy.
And these are kids. 17 these are
kids.
These are 100% kids, right?
Yeah.
So now the families and the
community is in a bit of an
uproar because the kid got 35
years, his life is over, he's
not in his future is going to be
something different now where
the other kid is dead.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah.
That's sad.
It is very sad.
Does the crime match punishment?
Because that's what you started
off with, your title?
Right.
That was that was the thing.
Yeah.
I mean, you got 35 years.
What do they?
He stabbed the kid.
You think 35 years is that's OK?
Like that's should have been the
punishment.
I'm OK with it.
You're OK with it?
Sure.
You think 35 years, Greg?
I mean, it's a kid, but he took
a physical altercation that was
just, you know, fists and cuffs
to a weapon to a point where he
took somebody's life.
That's correct.
I'm not saying that, you know,
I'm not asking.
He messed up big time, huge, big
time.
But the question is, it was 35
years the right penalty.
I mean, you can say yeah, I'm
going to say yeah.
I'm going to say yes.
I I disagree, I disagree.
I think it's too, I think it's
too much.
This kids, you know, we destroy
2 lives.
Like he's officially
institutionalized.
He's done.
Oh, his life is over.
Practically, yeah.
Well, it's called a life
sentence.
Right.
Well, but it's not a life
sentence, but it but it will
change his life. 35 years is a
life sentence.
When when he does get out, he is
not going to be the same person
his.
Trajectory is completely
changed.
No, he missed out on everything.
On everything.
So yeah, I mean, I don't think
it should have been 35 years.
What do you think is appropriate
for killing another person?
This is one of those ones where
it's it's hard to say.
I don't know where the line is.
Supposedly, halfway through,
he's available for parole. 17
years?
Yeah, 17.
I mean there is a super fine
line, right?
Because like, if it were like A5
on one type of situation and the
one had to use a weapon to stop
the potential from him being
beaten to death, sure, then it
can be self-defense without a
doubt.
Well, no, like, well, here's the
reality.
The reality is that we don't
know what went down.
We, we know what we've read from
the news articles and all these
other things.
And you could, you could assume
all types of things no matter
what perspective you want to
look at.
So if I just break it down to
the binary situation of I have a
kid who was in an altercation,
he pulled out a weapon and he
stabbed and killed the other
kid, What what do I think as an
individual should be the
punishment?
I don't know.
I think that maybe 15 years.
What if you know wholeheartedly
100% the individual with a knife
was the aggressor?
What if that is factual
information?
I'm still looking at the fact
that I don't know man.
I got a soft spot for kids, bro.
I look at him like, man, this
kid needed help.
Agreed, the kid totally needed
help, but you wouldn't be in
that situation if he was given
help.
And.
He yeah, so like I look at that
and that that bothers me, that
bothers me.
So then, you know, then I kind
of look at the situation, say
OK, how do I, how do we help
this kid?
Like there's nothing I can do
about the other kid, the other
kids gone.
And that's sad and that sucks.
But like destroying this kids
life and not helping him and
shoving him into the system for
35 years doesn't feel right to
me.
It feels like there's there had
there had to be.
There's got to be something
else.
Should there, you know, 15
years?
I don't know.
Should it be it?
Should it be a sizable
punishment?
Absolutely.
I'm not saying that that's the
case, but man, by the time that
kid gets out, well, he's going
to be, you know, he could be 60,
right?
Or, or damn near close to it,
something like that. 50
something years old, sure.
Older than me.
Sure.
I'm I'm completely
institutionalized.
Yeah.
You know, which isn't even
worse.
Right, so so we didn't fix
anything.
We didn't we didn't hell, we you
know, like as a society didn't
straighten anything out.
You just, you know, I don't
know, I like that's, that's what
I kind of look at, man.
I just I look at kids and kids
need help.
You you don't think that harsh
punishments keep people in line?
You don't think 15 years is a
harsh punishment?
That's fine, but whatever the
defining line is right?
But like there, there's a reason
why we have harsh punishment for
harsh crimes.
Yeah.
And this is, this is yeah, he,
but he's getting the maximum.
It's not like he went in and
said, hey, I'm going to stab
somebody today, right?
Well, he.
Did bring the knife to the
tractor.
OK, I agree with that.
Yeah, but you know, like.
The eyewitness accounts or
anything from 2 handed push to
one handed push.
Right.
So, so, OK, so it's fair to say
we don't know, right?
Right.
Supposedly he was asked to leave
15 different times by numerous
people inside the tent.
Well, that, but that bothers me
too.
Like, hey, it's raining out
idiots like, you know, OK, he's
the competition, calm down.
Like, we're like, like, so many
things went wrong here, right?
Like, like, who are the adults
in this situation?
And maybe they're not in the
tent.
I don't know.
But like, dude, if, if, if
you're my enemy on the field,
right?
You're not my enemy when the
field when the game's over.
I'm not hey, I'm gonna you know,
I'm I'm looking to RIP you
apart.
And like, it's our job as
parents and coaches to teach
that to kids.
Like, hey, he's not your enemy
right now.
Calm down.
It's raining out.
Like, relax.
I don't care what he said on the
field.
I don't care what he said to
you.
But.
What if the kid with the knife
actually did have the
perspective of enemy on the
field, enemy off the field, and
he went in there antagonizing
the situation because that was
his perspective.
Same situation.
Parents and coaches need to
educate him, hey, what are we
doing right?
Like I'm going to tell you right
now, if the mentalities RIP
their head off during the game,
RIP their head off, go right.
But guess what?
Afterward, game's over, right?
Game's done.
I'm not You have to teach a kid
to turn it off and still
realize, hey, you're just
working around your other peers.
So.
And it was track and field, so
it's not like it was an
aggressive type sporting event.
Tell that to Teddy.
That would be horrible if both
were competing in like shot put.
They don't look that big.
No.
No not big enough for Shaft but
but I can see her or javelin and
they just sword fight.
Sword fight.
So yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, feels like feels
like a lot feels like a lot to
me.
So it's a damn shame, man.
All the way around.
Nobody wins in that scenario
dude.
Agreed.
Sucks so can't believe you
brought that one up.
It's.
A national news.
And we're getting some nasty
comments on that one.
All right, I just sent you a
picture.
It goes with the next story.
Oh good.
Is it Shredder?
No, it's not Shredder in
Bangladesh.
Oh, is this, this is Greg's lady
boy with his Oh.
That is previous experience, the
Donald Trump Buffalo.
Look at this.
With his shock.
With his shock of golden hair
and trimmed 7000 kilogram,
Donald Trump has been drawing
crowds from across Bangladesh
since he arrived at the National
Zoo last.
Week.
He's a great cow.
He's the most perfect cow ever.
We love the cow.
Buffalo.
He's a Buffalo.
Rare albino Buffalo became a
sensation when a farmer noticed
that his blonde tuft of hair
resemble the distinctive locks
of the US president.
After a video of the pale horned
mammal went viral on social
media, large numbers of people
started showing up at the farm
outside of Dhaka.
DHAK, Dhaka.
It's in Bangladesh, Thailand,
where Greg gets his lady boys.
The same for himself.
The animal was originally meant
to be slaughtered for the Muslim
festival of sacrifice, but
citing security concerns, the
government ordered him
transferred to the zoo in the
capital, where large crowds are
now braving sweltering heat to
see him.
I love, I love this Buffalo.
It's the greatest Buffalo.
Buffalo.
I'm going to keep the Buffalo.
It looks like it's AI.
It does look like the image.
Oh really?
Because there were several
different ones, I pulled the one
that showed.
Just the image looks totally AI.
It does.
It could be a completely fake
article.
You know what?
I.
Mean it was on ABC and CBS.
Yeah, well, you know they've
gotten it wrong one day.
News.
Just saying news.
Fake news.
Fake news.
You know.
On Tuesday, visitors pressed
against the fence for the
buffaloes enclosure, filming
them with their phones, and some
fathers hoisted small children
on their shoulders for better
view.
The zoo worker pampered the
animal, brushing his hair to one
side and hosing him down with
water to keep him cool.
His fans blew on him.
There is a resemblance to Donald
Trump in his eyes, hairstyle and
skin color, said Mohamed Naseen,
a student at Dakar and just a.
Donald Trump has a distinctive
personality and lifestyle as
Buffalo, acting going viral, is
now living similar kind of life,
enjoying a lot of attention and
special.
Treatment.
And now he's eating McDonald's
on the regular.
Got a Diet Coke button?
Air Force cow, let's go.
The zoo curator said Saturday,
though no official cause was
given for the dismissal, one of
the.
It's a fucking Buffalo with
hairdos.
I had to fill time.
OK, It's Wednesday.
Thank you.
It's Wednesday.
Here's the hostility.
Yeah, first word, last word,
each sentence.
Next, next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
A Houston restaurant employees
accused of something.
Stealing.
Michael.
He stole, obviously.
No, no, make a boots guess.
I think that he came in, he
didn't clock in and he handed
everybody spoon instead of fork.
Houston restaurant employees
accused of sticking his genitals
into open food items at a Harris
County restaurant and possessing
several videos of child
pornography on his cell phone.
Oh, it's a double whammy.
It's a double.
He stuck his balls in the mashed
potatoes.
Jelly be that type of.
Jelly Jelly According to charge
of documents, Othello Lorenzo
Holmes, 27, had been charged
with five counts of possession
of child pornography and
indecent assault.
Othello Holmes sounds like a
very sophisticated man to be
dipping his shit into the jello.
Not look very.
Oh, it doesn't look very.
It was it was parents that had
hopes and dreams is what that
was.
He's.
He's not wearing a sweater vest.
No, not at all.
Here's my Cordia investigation.
My cashmere.
On April 4th, after Harris
County Deputy arrived at the
restaurant in downtown Houston
to meet with the restaurant
manager, the manager showed
deputies a video of homes
placing his penis and open food
items at the location.
How does this guy get hired is
my question.
How do you pass?
He ordered six other restaurants
and nobody said he sticks his
stuff in the stuff.
But like, so we're talking about
six people have interviewed this
individual and said, you know
what, God damn it, I don't know
what it is about you, but you're
hired, you know?
They just read the resume, they
didn't see the photo.
They naturally assumed sweater
vest.
Hire the guy.
Othello Homes, how soon can you
start?
He reportedly confessed to
putting his genitals in Jelly,
stating he had a sexual urge.
However, he stopped himself
before he finished.
Let's just say.
Oh boy, there was possibility of
finish.
He walked it back.
He also admitted to having these
urges frequently and has a
history of sexual offenses,
saying he has a problem with
these sexual urges and needs
help.
I attacked the bagels.
I attacked the eggs.
I went crazy.
Now, while in prison, he gave
them permission to.
Oh good.
Oh good.
He signed a form.
Sure, go ahead.
Go to my phone.
There's nothing in.
There, he just marked it with an
X.
What are you talking about?
And that's where they found the
child.
He was equally charged with
decent assault and LED to
further investigation by the
Harris County District Forensics
Unit.
Holmes reportedly gave written
consent to the forensic analyst
of his cell phone.
According to documents,
investigators extracted over 100
images and five videos of child
porn.
OK, so this guy 35 years but
wait a minimum wait a wait hold.
Hold the phone.
Every villain has an origin
story, right?
Right.
So like, this guy was most
likely a misguided youth, right?
Somewhere along the way, nobody
was able to help him, right?
But because he made it past that
certain point, throw him under
the prison.
Fuck with kids and find out.
That's my answer period.
I don't give a shit.
He's obviously an adult.
Right.
Yeah, he's he's.
He's a grown ass man.
Like let's just beat him to
death with sticks and just call
it a day. 35.
I wouldn't even give him 35
years.
No, sorry, I don't care.
Well, what went wrong?
Here's what went wrong.
Stone that motherfucker.
That's that's my answer there.
How you like that way to shut
that whole thing?
What if he?
Was kids what if he was 17 and.
He was doing something horrible,
the kids.
Yeah, like stabbing in the
heart.
No, come on now.
No, no, he's not looking at
child porn.
What about just the Jelly?
What if he wasn't looking at
child porn but he was just and
he had the wherewithal like to
sort of do like an edging type
scenario where he's not
completing the process into the
Jelly.
Right, you know he didn't
complete the process into the
gravy.
You know, as wild as it sounds,
I feel like it's more forgivable
at 17 than it is at whatever age
this guy's at, you know what I'm
saying?
That's that's true.
I was sticking my Dick into
anything I could find at 17.
I mean that clip.
Make sure that clip comes out.
You get out of the the car in
the parking lot, like, what the
hell is going on here?
You know, I mean, come on.
Harris County Jail on $500,000
bond for the pornography cases.
Just put that, put that guy in
the right room.
He wasn't.
Even worried about the Jelly.
Address, you know, of course,
that's the.
Least of our problem.
You just put him in the right
cell and say you're not gonna
believe what we found on his
phone.
Oh, Power's out.
Oh, sorry.
Have a good day.
Like, you know, just wrap that
up.
Oh.
The one guy that likes to kill
many of them in the.
Same.
Yeah, send that guy in, Yeah.
Hey, we need you to notch up
this is #4 yeah.
Keep doing what you're doing
all.
Right, Michael, you have a
video.
I do have a video today.
I know we weren't supposed to
bring it up, but you said we
had.
One.
Yes.
Well, you said you weren't going
to bring it up when I don't have
them, and this one was sent to
me from my dear friend.
Can you send it to the studio?
I'm going to stop yelling at me.
Oh wow, look.
At you trying to take.
From my dear friend.
I guess I should incorporate
David Morris as well.
That's.
What you said.
Yeah, David Morris is in the
house.
Let me see.
Here.
Carry the one.
David Morris.
OK, You want him in a group
chat?
I'll just.
Throw him Adam to M&M production
is a really freak boots out of
the week.
That's why I put Greg in it.
There we go.
I was wondering what this was
that said Eminem productions and
like.
That's where all the all the
show stuff happens.
All right, it's 3 minutes long,
so.
Three, you said two earlier.
It's I just saw that it said 3.
It's a lot of watching.
A lot of watching.
Yeah, well, we can cut it.
We can cut it early, but I just
want you to watch at least the
1st 45 seconds of it.
OK.
Is that a new group Gen.
Yeah.
Oh yeah?
Well, David Moore's in there.
Uh oh.
And.
Waiting Ipswich lacrosse players
say one picture sidelined them
from their final game.
The picture appears to show them
with cigars in their mouths, but
they say the cigars are fake and
they can prove it.
But that didn't matter to their
school, as WBZS Mike Sullivan
shows us.
Today, Christian Jenna Caucus is
at work, not play.
The Ipswich Seniors, a member of
the boys lacrosse team squad.
That's a win away from a state
title game finally following
graduation.
This photo of them with cigars
is now keeping his team from
playing.
The crime and the punishment are
not even close to each other.
It's going around and there is
just there's a judge and a jury
and it's evil right now after.
Graduation parents say numerous
students were spotted smoking
cigars.
Christian and his teammates know
the rules for athletes.
The policy stating students may
not use, consume, possess, buy,
sell or give away alcohol,
tobacco products or controlled
substances.
This includes non alcohol called
beer.
His father, John, says the
students asked him.
For a call, we can stop right
there.
Participate in the tradition.
That they are actually shows
photos.
The photo blurted out.
I know it's blurred out.
I don't know if they actually
showed it.
Yeah, OK.
So OK, once you guys just.
Want to go down there and?
We can.
So these two, these these
individuals, 00 me, Greg, oh,
there we go.
So this lacrosse team, they did
a picture of them with cigars,
right?
And we find out that their dad
actually made fake cigars.
He legit made fake cigars.
He proved the fact that he made
fake cigars for these kids and
they were in the semi final game
and they had to forfeitly cancel
their game.
Do you think this was the crime
matching the punishment?
Absolutely not, and I can tell
you why.
The IT it states that, you know,
the code of conduct for the team
is they cannot use, sell, carry,
possess alcohol, tobacco or non
alcohol like beverages.
Well, none of those would that
fall in that category because
it's not tobacco.
So no, it definitely doesn't fit
because they didn't break the
rule.
I totally agree.
What about you?
Palmer I agree too.
If you follow the letter of the
law, they did not do anything
that was listed as not doing.
Was the graduation before the
last game or was that just a
photo they all took?
It sounds like it was the
graduation happened.
It looks to me like it the
graduation had happened and then
the game was going to happen.
Gotcha.
So wild, man.
Yeah, for me.
Look, first of all, I mean,
like, I don't even care.
There's mugged cigars, I mean.
You know, that was my next
question to you, right?
So like to to to give real
relevance to it.
If they were legitimate cigars
and it's part of like their
carnal knowledge they're not
allowed to do this and they went
and did it, then would it be
acceptable?
Well, OK, so first of all, I
understand the punishment at
that point, right?
I understand.
So if you're told not to do
something and the game is on the
line, you don't do it, right?
Excuse me?
So yeah, especially because you
look, as it's your senior year,
you've been working your ass off
this whole time to this game.
This could be the last time you
ever play this game, right?
You're going to the semi finals,
right?
You know, you could win the
championship.
I mean, that must mean a lot to
these kids.
So no, you don't like first of
all, bonehead move to even if it
were if they were real cigars,
bonehead definitely bonehead
move and then to do the fake
cigars, bonehead move, right.
And now the other argument too
is they talk about the fact that
this is kind of like a
tradition, a traditional thing,
right?
This cigar thing.
At the school.
I I don't know but it sounds
like.
What if you read?
If you.
Listen to the whole story.
It sounds like this is some type
of traditional thing.
So step one bonehead move,
right?
So first problem, Step 2, me
personally, I mean, I, I don't
care.
It's not like, you know, it's
like, hey, this is a celebratory
situation, whatever, they're
having the cigars, OK, even with
their reel or they're fake,
right?
From a parent's perspective
right now.
Step 2 if I if if I know that
this is going like a parent went
out of the way to create fake
cigars.
Yeah, within the rule, right,
within the rule scenario.
Right.
Yeah, OK.
If you're going to go out of the
way because you know of the
guidelines that are in effect
right now, here's what I do.
I take the I, I let them do this
and I grab everybody's phone.
I take one picture, right?
I take one picture.
It's on my phone.
This picture is staying dormant
until we are completed with the
season, right?
Because then at that point, you
still have the image.
You still, you did everything
right.
You didn't put it in someone's
hands that could control your
the outcome, right?
Mission accomplished.
You checked all your boxes.
The kids don't aren't exposed to
tobacco, even though they're all
probably sucking on pouches and
zens and all this other shit
that's going on right now,
right?
If you protected them, you gave
them the image, they go to the
game, win, lose, draw, whatever,
and you just and you carry on
your business, right?
The other problem too is that
when they tried to reach the
authority of people that made
the pull on this, guess what,
unavailable.
Yeah.
Of course.
Well, because they were in the
wrong.
I mean, that's obvious.
Yeah, they screwed these kids.
I mean, they screwed these kids.
Yeah.
Unjustly.
Yeah.
So if they weren't athletes, it
would have been nothing they
could have done.
That's correct.
And the guy says later on he's
like, oh, you know, the band
members don't get punished,
right?
Right.
Oh, the band members have cigars
too.
I.
Think that this is a tradition.
Gotcha.
So I think that there are other
scenarios where this has
occurred.
You know, the other thing too is
to consider like, maybe they're
a really good team, right?
And maybe the other other people
didn't want them to advance.
Mike Mikey's football politics
is is grinding, dude.
Some of that.
Maybe there was.
Money because he has seen some
shit like this.
Before I'm telling you, man, you
know, like I don't, you don't
see it a lot.
Like you don't see it a lot, but
it exists.
It 100% exists.
I've seen scenarios where I was
like, hmm, that was kind of
weird.
Like, all right, just chalk that
up to whatever.
And then like something else
happens O2 straight.
I'm like 2 weird things at one
time.
And then when you're at about 5,
you're like, OK, what the hell
is going on here?
You know, you're not something's
something's wrong.
You're either not, you're not
calling down the line.
You got something's happening.
My brother has had experiences
with a biased refs is what it
is.
That's that's that's really what
this is.
I have.
I absolutely have.
Or at least I believe that I
have, you know this.
But like, here's the crazy part,
right?
This is all like last season I
coached 11 teams, 11 teams.
That equates to 11 games a week,
right?
So within a six week span, I'm
almost at 70 games.
With post season, it's probably
close to 80 or 90 games.
There was probably one game or
maybe 2 where I saw the
scenarios like oh shit this is
slighted.
Sure, you've you've experienced
enough to understand the tempo.
Yeah, I'm not coming out here
talking like Phil saying, oh,
you know, the this is what's
going on.
I saw this, yeah, I saw this
conspiracy on on YouTube and now
I know the TikTok guys told me,
you know, so it's it's very
possible in the scenario that
that's what happened, like, oh,
well, you know, hey, screw these
kids.
They weren't too good.
They were too good.
Maybe very.
It was very possible.
You know well, nothing makes a
loser feel better than watching
a winter fall. 100.
Percent.
Oh, look at you.
Was that in a fortune cookie at
the 12 course meal?
At the Peruvian.
I collect quotes, you know that?
The fortune cookie.
He's a quote collector.
Fortune cookie for you, Sir
Fortune.
Cookie for you, Sir.
That they make loser feel better
than the winner lose.
Winter.
Fall.
Yes, you needed dust.
Off you needed.
Dust off your shirt.
By the way, Greg, you're covered
in a little bit of ash,
especially around the mic, so
you know.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, a good blow.
You guys should just wear.
Oh, yeah, grains, yeah.
So if they'd already graduated,
technically they're out of the
rules of the school I.
Don't know.
Now you're getting some Gray
area.
The fact of the matter is, they
weren't even smoking cigars,
right?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Or the dad quickly, oh, you guys
got in trouble quick.
Let's no no like some dowels and
cut these up, make them look
like cigars.
No, if you go down further, like
if you watch that whole clip,
he's like, here's what I he
explains exactly what he needed
to acquire.
He went to a tobacconist to
figure out how to replicate fake
cigars.
Wow.
He showed receipts he used like
banana leaves and all kinds of
other things.
Oh, so he didn't make them out
of wood, he made them so they
look like yeah.
Oh wow.
He made them out of banana
leaves, Yeah.
'Cause you can, yeah.
And roll them up.
You leave fermented banana
leaves I.
Look, I don't know how we got
there, but.
I need to know.
But he could prove how he did
it.
It's so much to a point where,
like, I guess the administrator
called the cigar store and he
said, yeah, no, he didn't buy
any cigars here.
I explained to him what to do.
Wow, and they still That's one
hell of a tobacconist.
He.
Said they weren't cigars.
Yeah, Who's that guy?
I want to know who that?
Retailer is, yeah, let's call
them.
So he's going over and above for
the non customer.
Yeah, I want to know that retail
I'm not here to buy cigars.
I want to know how to replicate
this shit.
Well, let me just stop from
selling cigars for a moment and
sit down with you and have a
lengthy conversation with you
about how to make fake ones.
Yeah.
It could be, it could be.
It's got to be two guys.
It sounds like that accent.
Right.
Yeah, I mean, it's very pot.
I mean shit.
I don't make these.
It's OK.
Here you go.
I'm going to tell you that
retailer is that retailer is a
boss for sure. 100% tell me I'm
wrong.
No, you're right.
We all said we want to meet him.
I'm down over there.
I want to know the process.
But you take some banana leaves.
That's as far as we got.
Dry them out and then you roll
them and you cut them and then
you make a sugar.
You smoke them.
It tastes like bananas.
It's amazing.
You get your potassium up.
Right, you get it takes care of
all them cramps you get from
going up and down the stairs
we're.
Going to start a whole new
trend.
Banana cigars.
These are bananas.
Untaxed.
Untaxed.
Untaxed smoky bananas.
There's no taxes.
Smoke those bananas.
That sounds like that doesn't
sound right.
That's Phil's new movie he's
making right now.
Smoke those bananas.
Smoking bananas with Phil
Mcguffey as the banana.
Roll.
Which is why he's not here
today, right?
He's smoking bananas.
Smoking.
Bananas OK, All right.
Cigar News Aladio Diaz, 73rd and
a Versario.
The Unforgettable Edition heads
to stores.
Unforgettable.
The cigar celebrating Aladio
Diaz's 73rd birthday are on
their way to US retailers today.
I've been getting a small soft
launch in the Dominican
Republic.
Remember when he used to keep
his birthday things in the trunk
and he would never share them
with anybody?
Now they're going to all
retailers.
They're going everywhere.
Are we getting?
These do we have these now?
We're going international.
Called the Alario Diaz 73rd and
Versario Unforgettable Edition.
Greg, are we getting these?
No, we used to do business with
them.
They make really good cigars but
I don't think we buy their.
I don't think that's true, but
OK.
I I like their stuff.
We should get some because you
know, I'm in charge of that if
you watch the last show.
This guy is such a boss.
He smokes A Postana SBC every
single podcast.
I mean, look at him like a
gangster.
It's my second cigar of the day,
every day.
You smoke the SBCI do the
Postonia SBC you'll.
Like to remind himself he's
surrounded by champions, it's
like.
It's homage to you guys.
What's it like being you?
It just sounds so amazing.
It looks amazing.
It's.
So rich, Yeah.
Guess what?
The rich.
The only banded cigar I smoke is
the one on the show.
Everything else is Postonia
Segundos.
I don't even smoke banded.
Ones on the I have those at the
house.
Yeah, it's like, you know.
Those are the ones he throws at
the dog.
You know, I'd like to, I like to
podcast my day with some limited
production.
We don't, we don't have any
segundos of this.
No.
Otherwise I would be smoking a
segundos.
Well, what about the Connecticut
you start the day with?
That's not a segundo.
Sometimes it is, sometimes I'm
in a rush and I just grab it out
of the humidor.
He must be in a rush most days.
I'm always in a rush.
Super busy.
Super very busy.
Super busy, very successful,
handsome and rich and Mama's
favorite.
And Ruckus's handsome favorite.
Oh, how was the movie yesterday,
by the way?
Yeah, how was the movie?
Oh my God, so.
Not I don't know if that's good
or.
Not you want to go see, you want
to go see Michael.
You want to go see Michael,
right.
OK, so look Jackson, yes, so
listen to to tell a story about
Michael Jackson, you must
include his music in it, right?
It's definitely part of who he
is, right?
There was an over emphasis on
the music for one.
That's why people want to go.
For for two, there was no story
whatsoever.
The entire story was Michael
being underneath the control of
his father and trying to become
his old man.
That's the only thing to it.
There's there's nothing dynamic
about it, not.
Like the animals?
Like the the actors were very
well talented.
Like they, they, they, they,
they were very good at
portraying all of those roles.
But like when we left Axel and
Alex, like, did you like it?
I'm like, it was fucking
horrible.
There was, there was no story.
There was nothing.
There was nothing to it.
It didn't cause you to question
anything.
It didn't cause you to think
about anything.
It was nothing to it at all.
Just entertainment.
Right.
And then and then my son is
like, well, you know, that's
because it's like the first
part.
It's like you know him as a
child.
There's going to be a second
part.
I'm like, you guys can go see
that on your own.
I'm not going to go watch that
because if it's anything like
the first one, there's no story
to it.
So wait, who picked the movie
then?
Axel did, actually.
The wife wanted to go see he
man, which I think I probably
would have enjoyed.
Probably enjoyed more.
How do you not?
Go see Scary Movie.
That was if I had to pick three
out of those three.
I'm going to see Scary Movie.
Greg doesn't normally go to the
movies with Axel.
Yeah, so Axel picks the movie to
go see, which is a story of an
overbearing father trying to
trying to control his son.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I, I wasn't, I wasn't
trying to control him.
I allowed him to do whatever he
wanted to do.
I want to put that out there.
So everybody, Hey, So what?
Do you think of the story?
I mean, it's, you know, it's
about a dad that really pressed
hard on an individual son.
I mean like his.
Son, and make him do things he
didn't want to do.
Yeah.
How did how did that?
How did that make you feel?
And Greg goes It was terrible.
I hated it.
Horrible, horrible movie.
What a piece of shit.
Father was completely
misinterpreted.
Everything was justifiable.
I don't know what the problem
is.
He's just trying to help teach
him a lesson.
Actors, be a better person.
The actors were great.
It wasn't that that was what the
story was about, it's that that
was all the story was about.
And there were only like 5
points in the movie that were
showing that.
The rest of it was basically him
singing and dancing.
He So there was no context.
There was no, there was no
context to him as a person,
right?
Other than the fact that he had
this overbearing father and he
was trying to become his own
man, That's it.
No behind the scenes where he's
like trying to make himself
paler or something.
Or I mean, there was like some
of that, like the the nose job
came into to play, but like
little quibbits.
But there was no there was
nothing tangible to it.
There was nothing that caused
you to question anything,
nothing that put you back like,
wow, I didn't see that one
coming, right.
Yeah.
Nothing to the film.
I'm sorry that, I'm sorry that
that.
Happened to you, Maybe she'd go
see.
Him.
Maybe I'm just predisposed.
I don't like going to the movie
theatre.
I just don't like going to the
movie theatre.
Why not Greg?
Did you?
Did you sit with it on your lap
the entire time just in case?
No, it's in, it's in my back.
No, like because it's like dark
and.
Scary.
Place build room with strangers
that you know people have been
shot in.
No, I don't like going there.
Probably somebody went shot in
that particular.
Probably not that particular
theatre, but nevertheless.
I mean, the last one was Dark
Knight, I thought, right?
That was the big highlight.
That was the last big one.
It was 2000 and and it's.
Expensive and like you know, and
if you're if you're going to
eat, what are you going to eat?
You're going to eat 50 lbs of
popcorn and a slush.
Do you know how you feel after
eating something like that?
Great.
It's.
Horrible the butter.
Horrible.
The butter.
They didn't have like regular
food.
Is that one?
What?
What the shitty pizza I mean.
I don't know, supposedly Epic
here in Deltona has been
remodeled and they have all
those lounge chairs now and
upgraded food.
I've.
Been well there was decent
chairs.
I guess you could say the whole
joint is now self-serve.
Like they just give you empty
vessels.
Go fill your own popcorn.
Right?
Go fill your own soda.
Oh, OK.
And this was $55.
Yeah, there's 50.
The cups, They're $55.
Insane.
No.
No, I brought my own cup.
It's fine.
I'll just step right over here.
It's good.
Interesting stuff.
You know, it's very interesting.
OK, a lot of your cigar has two
binders and one Sumatra and the
other San Andreas, both grown in
the southern part of the
Dominican Republic and.
Apparently Greg likes them and.
Apparently rounding out the
blend, the filler includes
barrel aged Tabano 2000, Crojo
99, Crayolo 98, Crojo 6 and
Peloto Cubano with the Corollo
98.
Coming from the southern part of
the Dominican Republic, there's
a lot of tobacco for a cigar.
Well, maybe that's his thing,
you know, Keeps it complicated.
We're going to Fast forward.
Oh, look at you a lot.
Of editing in this episode.
Oh, and then there's another
whole nother cigar.
Oh wait, how much is this
robusto way that makes the Toro?
How much is the 6 1/2 by 54
Toro?
Greg. $16. $16.00 It's the
birthday anniversario.
It's the birthday anniversario.
The ones he used to sell out of
his trunk that now because of
you, he sells everywhere. 6 Do
you want to recant your 16?
Oh no, I like my number.
A firm 16, I'm going to say $45.
Number a little, a little.
Too far the other way, but you
can't even get a reboost over
$16.
It's $700. $25 cigar 25 and the
reboost though is $5 less it's
$20.
Well his average cigar is like
25 bucks.
Well, OK.
Then he's keeping this at
average price.
It's a limited release.
Robusto's particularly limited.
They made less of those.
I'd pay 65.
A box is $270, contains 10 Toro
extras, but one robusto.
Oh, it's a it's.
A sort of interesting.
Cigars are made in Tabliculera
Diaz Cibera in the Dominican
Republic and are distributed US
by Arango Cigar Company.
In addition to US, the cigars
are sold in the Dominican
Republic.
Next week we'll begin shipping
to Europe and Asia.
Wow, now he's really selling
these things everywhere.
Yeah, no more trunk.
No more trunk.
Wow, we've moved out of the
trunk.
No more trunk.
We sell them everywhere.
Prestige worldwide wide.
And that's $16.00 or 70. 5
investors possibly you OK,
moving on?
Agonorsa, Leaf, Supreme, Leafs,
Tarrant, Riley.
What is it?
They're making a sampler.
They're bringing back all the
previous sizes.
It's all The Supremes.
There's a new Supreme Leaf
sampler which contains the
Agonorsa Leaf blend in 10
different vitolas, each of which
was a past release when most
cigar lines are introducing in
at least a few different regular
production.
But Tolas Agonors Relief has
taken a unique approach to
Supreme Leaf.
With the exception of a pair of
international releases, the
company introduces one new
Supreme Leaf Atoll at a time.
Once a Batolle is sold out, the
company will eventually announce
a new Batolle.
After 10 years of work.
That means that at any given
time, there's only one supreme
leave Ventola offered for sale.
But didn't they drop like
back-to-back ones in particular
years?
Like all of a sudden and supreme
leave.
Like wait a second again.
Yeah, but they just, that's what
I'm saying, they changed the
size.
Yeah, but it happened in more
than once in a single year.
Well.
Let's find out.
I have a list here.
Oh, let's take some time.
Let's take a peek.
OK, the Robusto came out in
March of 2020.
OK, the Toro July of 2020.
There you go.
Right, the Koranan 2021 all.
Right.
We're done.
We're good.
You already proved.
It Quito 2021.
OK.
Thank you.
That was multiple years where
they did multiple.
Follows, yes.
So it's a 10 year done in five
year.
Like it is a 10 year done in 5A.
10 year done in five they made.
A Rothschild.
They made a Perfecto and a Grand
Toro and another Toro.
You ever see that thing where
the guy, the guy's like I do
three days in a day, You know, I
used to wake up at 4:00 in the
morning and 4:00 to 8:00 is day
one and then 8 to 12 is day 2.
The people that make minute rice
and 59 No.
That guy's special.
That guy's next level makes
minute rice in under 59 seconds.
59 seconds.
No, this guy's like just a
little chewy.
Yeah, yeah, this guy, this guy
is like, you know, this is he's
like one of those life coach
guys.
That's how I dove in there and
he talked about this day and
then the guy's like, oh, that's
how I.
Wake up, make 10 grand.
Yeah, wake up, make wake make
about 10,000.
All right, out of Bay, black and
delirious travel, Human or
ships.
Are we getting this?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Either we could ask I think, but
it sounds like.
It's, it's, it's an accessory,
right?
It's just the humidor.
No, it comes with cigars.
Cigars.
Any.
Oh yeah, travel.
Harrisburg's Ghandam.
It's more than $16.00, I'll tell
you that much.
Let's.
Find out Last year, Selected
Tobacco released a second
Ventola for its anime Black
Line.
However, it was only offered to
two retailers.
Just two.
We weren't one of them.
Was one of them two guys?
Let's find out this week.
The 2026 shipping of the cigar
is shipping to stores
nationwide. the ADA Bay Black
Delirious is A5 and three
quarter by 55 double robusto
blend wise.
The Black Delirious is made with
Ecuador and wrapper internal
blend includes Dominican and
Peruvian tobacco.
According to the company, these
cigars were rolled at the Costa
Rica with the Tabaco de Costa
Rica before being aged for five
years in rooms lined with
different cedar and French oak
doors in.
Spain.
Yep, that's out of Bay.
That's out of Bay. 10 count box
was a designated as a travel
human door has an MSRP of 10
count. 10 count box, Greg.
I mean, I like just saying
$16.00, but I know that's not
true.
This is for the entire.
Package.
Yeah, I know.
It's even individual cigar.
It's probably $400.
I think he's closer.
I'm going to go $500.
Oh, you went the right way,
$600. $600.
And 1500 boxes are being
released.
The outside of each individual
numbered box.
Oh, they're all numbered.
Should I ask if should I?
Should I call Oliver and ask
when we get it?
Covered in leather with gold
tray Who are you?
Going to sell it to I.
Don't know, I'm kind of
intrigued to smoke by myself.
Can we get him without the
humidor?
No.
Well, Oliver, go, can we just.
Get it?
David would buy 1.
David, would you like 1?
$600.00 Humidor.
He said.
He said it's hard no.
What was the wrapper on it?
Hard no.
I don't know.
Is it a long list?
No, that was the other cigar.
What was the wrapper on it?
Maduro Costa Rican Ecuadorian.
Costa Rican.
Ecuadorian.
Ecuadorian from Dominican and
your favorite country of Peru.
Peruvian, I mean, do you want to
smoke it?
I mean, I never say no to
something that you just want to
smoke, but like, if the
rationale is that we're going to
sell it, I it's.
Well, you can't sell it.
It's a particular type of.
Customer, you want to hear I'm
telling you no on the show?
Oh.
This could be nice.
Oh, you can't hear.
You don't have anything.
OK, never get to hear.
It's always a little bubbly,
though.
We got to fix that.
I'm going to say, hey, you're on
the show.
Can I get the?
I get a couple of cigars out of
one of those fancy letters.
You just send me the cigars.
I just want to smoke them.
I just need a couple of them for
the.
Show well you reached Oliver
with United Cigar Group.
Oliver.
I'm blocked, we're not friends.
It's not nice.
You blocked me.
I feel like this is coupon you
should.
Do a series of clips of all the
people that you call and they
don't pick up.
You know what's funny is we used
to do on the Patreon where we
would call a retailer where we
would get reamed right where
they're like, no, I don't want
to.
I've never heard of you.
You're with who?
Yeah, what?
What a great second.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
But we had to bleep out the
names because we didn't want to
get in trouble, you know?
So they answer the phone and
they go hi this is blankety
blank blank.
Right.
Boop beep.
Just, I think a series of just
all the people in the industry
that you call that they don't
pick up the phone.
We can just do a series of beep
beep.
Hey, that wasn't that wasn't
bubbly though.
Maybe you did an update, maybe
it worked.
The board did not update, but
the app did.
Oh.
Who knows?
And the microphones were were
updating.
Man in trouble with the
microphone this weekend.
Yeah, so far so good.
What every step from the tobacco
selection to the aging process
to the presentation of the
travel humidor was designed and
created a truly extraordinary
experience for the cigar lovers
around the world, said Nelson
Alfonso, founder, Selected
Tobaccos to call.
Nelson.
Do you have Nelson's?
Number Did you see an image of
the the humidor?
Yes.
Is it cool?
It looks like a obviously it's
bigger, but it looks like an old
cigarette case is used to put,
you know, like in your jacket
pocket.
Little flat thing, just big
enough for the cigars that fit
in.
I'm a text them, can I get the
black but?
It's got to be bigger than that.
Yeah, but it's cigar size.
But that's what it looks like.
You know, like a little
sandwich.
Kind of out there.
And maybe, you know, you put it
in a big.
Pocket made of wood.
No leather, leather, leather.
I want to try it.
The Black Line was announced in
2021, originally as an NFTA Non
Fungible token and not a
smokeable cigar.
Remember when that was big?
Yeah, and now people are stuck
with those and they're worth
nothing.
It debuted as an actual.
Crypto markets tanking?
As the black.
Oils back under 80.
Then delirious Vitolo is added
to the line.
Phil's working.
I mean, what's?
The world is.
On fire the.
World is on fire.
What's going on here?
What is going?
On David Morris is here again.
David Morris is back.
Releasing in October 2025 to
commemorate the 40th anniversary
of the New Hampshire based
retailer 2 Guys Cigars.
Boom, there it is.
Since 2023, Selected Tobaccos
has released the retos once a
year.
OK, OK.
We're done talking about that.
Yeah, I mean, you know what?
Memorize Mikey wants some, Greg
wants to know what it looks like
and.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd be down for getting
a couple, that's for sure.
How do we go from one to smoke
to a couple now?
Well, there's two of us on the
show, yeah.
But it comes in a box of 10,
yeah.
I get like three boxes.
Three boxes at $600.
A fuck yeah.
What's three boxes?
1800 dollars $1800 one.
One box.
We're back to fucking chicken
math again.
I approved 1, he ordered two,
and three showed up.
Oh, there you go.
Right, he's learning from your
wife.
I got the credit card.
Buddy, wait till you get done.
I'm going to take your drink.
Yeah, he's going to take a sip
of it.
Take a sip of it and put it
back.
I just want to taste it.
I'm not drinking the same thing.
Yeah, it's time for the
industries game that's soon to
be available in a home version.
What?
What the score A.
Home version we're.
Going to make a home version in
satellite on chapter pod.com.
Oh, are we really?
Yes.
Interesting.
We're.
Going to have to send royalties
to half.
That's actually a great idea.
No, we don't.
We have to send a half.
Well, they send us videos like.
A series of cards.
Now he's in, he's done.
He's done, added to the show 1
time now he's part of the show.
We can do what we want.
Oh, is that how that works?
Yep, he's now part of the
production team.
Thank you Mr. Minato.
Players hear clues from 1/2
wheeled Cigar does.
It come with sparklers.
Maybe can I read the intro
please?
Yes, players here clues from a
cigar review and try to predict
the score before it's revealed.
As more details are shared, the
challenge gets easier.
Or does it?
The closest guest to the actual
score wins the round.
Can you read between the lines
and predict the score?
What's the Let's start?
What's the score?
You.
Want to play along, David?
All right, Mr. Morris is playing
along today.
Today Cigar and Reviewer June
9th, 2026 Charlie Minato, AJ
Fernandez Cigars Amar by AJ
Fernandez Toro.
Cool, I'm unfamiliar with the
cigar.
I am too, Gregory.
Oh, 88.
OK, that's a good number.
I'm going to say 87 and David,
you get the courtesy of going
last 91.
Mr. Morris is in 91.
Since the move over there.
Now, David.
Now, David, we now I have
questions.
Have you seen the review?
He has not seen the review.
OK. 91C Minato.
Have you smoked the Amar before?
OK.
He has not smoked a cigar and he
has no idea who Charlie is.
Yeah.
Never heard of?
Him Mr. Minato.
Cigar Review is the Amar by AJ
Fernandez.
It's in a Toro factory.
San Latano Rapper Nicaraguan
Habano Binder Nicaraguan Filler
Nicaraguan Length 6 by 56 It's
round and they smoked 3 cigars.
Yesterday it was 2 days ago it
was 1.
No movements till 88.
Sperm in the 88.
I thought he meant he didn't
have to poop.
I've had no movements 88.
I'm going to, I'm going to sneak
up here to 89.
Mr. Morris sticking with 91 The
Amar by AJ clue #1 The Amar by
AJ Fernandez delivered a complex
and evolving flavour profile,
showcasing notes of earth
leather, popcorn, Berry
sweetness, brown mustard,
creaminess and even touches of
hosen sauce.
Hosen touches of what?
Hosen OISIN, hosen sauce and
cinnamon.
May I have to say hosen sauce?
You can probably stop.
When the sharper element settled
down, oh, that was that revealed
impressive death and new.
One this is still clue #1 yes.
OK, sorry, I was thrown off by
hosen sauce so I paused.
OK, what is hosen sauce?
I have no idea.
I.
Don't know, I can't look it up.
It's cheating.
Is it?
You gotta wait till the end.
I'm sticking with 88. 808991
David's holding firm in 91 He
knows what hosen sauce is.
He understands the Hosen.
Clue #2.
There's some holes in this
house.
Construction was generally solid
despite a few issues.
The reviewer noted that all
three cigars were real well
rolled with no major draw
concern on the cold draw, and
aside from some ash and burn
inconsistencies, there were no
significant structural flaws
throughout the smoking
experience of.
Course only aging.
Only.
Aging 8888, 89.
Mr. Morris.
Oh, he moves to 90, ladies to
90.
Clue #3 The biggest drawback was
the overwhelming sharpness and
aggressive saltiness that
dominated much of the smoking
experience.
Combined with occasional tight
draws, frequent touch ups and
fragile ash, the lack of balance
often mass the more subtle and
enjoyable flavors that the blend
had to offer.
Does that make sense?
Hoosen sauce is very very salty.
Yeah, so much hoosen hosen and
hosen it.
Causes the ash to be.
Sticking with 88.
Are you hosen or are you hosen?
I'm rolling back 87 original
number.
Morris I think I'm 186.
Oh, 86 for Mr. Moore drops all
the way down to 86.
Getting a voicemail.
Final thought yet again.
I wonder how much of my
frustrations with how a cigar
tasted is related to it being
overfilled.
Well, not as bad as some recent
reviews if it had my way, or if
I had my way, the draws would
have been looser than what I
smoked.
However, the thing I hope to see
change the most is how sharp the
pepper and salty flavors were.
Very salty.
The good news is that sharpness
could be reduced with some time
in the humidor.
If it does, I suspect there's a
decent amount of sweetness to be
had from the Amar by AJ
Fernandez, something that could
make big improvements to the
cigars complexity.
Was that the final thought?
Yes, the final thought, like I'm
gonna stay with 88.
Shit, middle one, the middle
position, so tough.
I'm going to stick 87.
David.
Oh, he audibles up 89.
All within like a close cluster.
OK, that's nice all.
Right, we're going to look at
Greg real quick because I don't
know what Polymer's doing.
I'm checking on my wife.
No, no, I had to.
So you got 88. 88. 87878980. 9
It's 87. 80 Where's my button?
Hold on, hold on.
Hold.
On nailed it.
I'm not going to lie, he made it
tough.
When he threw 86 I was like
shit.
How many more has he hit on the
head?
Lately it's been quite frequent.
Because I remember the last time
we discussed that.
But he threw a couple of the
last couple of days
intentionally, you think, to get
us off his, you know, so we
stopped guessing on how he's
doing it.
Listen, you know you used to
support me in this, just for the
record, and now I.
Just asked.
All I did was ask.
And now, now it sounds like
you're you're buying into the.
Conspiracy.
I'm not buying into the.
Conspiracy.
I'm just.
Yeah, he is.
It's just.
Asking a question.
It's a simple.
Question.
You're going to upset Ruckus.
She doesn't like the boys
arguing.
Yeah, you're supposed to be.
You're supposed to have my back
just because I'm really good at
this game and I'm going to tell
you I almost I almost had to
throw 85 like I almost did.
I'm like, but there's no way.
I'm like there's no way it went
85, but come on, I pulled it off
the RIP 87.
OK, guys, I'm just good at this
game.
I just know this industry.
Just he knows this industry.
I do totally totally.
OK, the epilepsy in our audience
is going crazy.
Flashing.
Images have to put a thing at
the beginning.
Careful flashing images may
cause epileptic.
Scene no.
Come on.
OK, Mr. Palmer, anything else to
add?
Nope, that's it, that's the
show.
I just heard a beep out front.
It could be your boyfriend.
It's almost time.
Greg, anything else to add
today?
It is.
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Thank you, David.
Thank.
You David, for for seeing the
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tomorrow, OK, right.
Comment below.
Well, a chance to watch with the
young lady that's upstairs.
Who did?
Why didn't she want to come
watch?
She's working.
Oh, she's working.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks everybody.
Bye.
All right, bye.
Show Notes
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