ACHP Episode 550 Richest Man
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Overall, I haven't even tried
them on yet, so now I'll try
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No, don't try them on.
Yeah.
No, don't, don't do this to be
day off.
We either want, we either want
them so big that you're swimming
in them right or like super
tight where you can't even close
it out, right.
Yeah, that's what we're hoping
for.
My wife, she's because she's
off.
Obviously she's looking for
stuff too.
She's cleaning up stuff and
funny things and she found a
large T-shirt she made me put on
and it fit.
Oh.
I was like, oh.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this large.
T-shirt You're not as big as you
once were.
You know what?
I mean, yeah, apparently, yeah.
Well, he's getting older.
What am I shrinking?
That's yeah, that's what
happens.
You know what's funny is I sent
him a picture that looks better.
I sent.
We were, we were kind of
ravaging through the back.
Yeah, we were cleaning here as
well.
We're making this, you know, the
back end, the back area of the
wholesale kind of retail online
stuff is just kind of become a
little overwhelming.
So we started clearing through
some things and I found some
pictures of him and I when we
were starting the podcast
together.
And I was like, dude, look at
how much weight you've lost from
this picture.
And he instantly starts
attacking me.
Well, what you said was look how
fat you were in this photo.
That's how you said it, OK.
What's the difference?
Because 1 is a +1 is a negative.
How fat you are is worse than.
Hey, look at all the weight
you've lost since since then.
How was your birthday?
You are and how fat you were are
two totally different things.
I don't think you used were.
I think you meant this is how
fat you are in this photo.
Not that I am fat now, but how
fat I was in the.
Phone and you took that as an
attack on your.
Well, look, we don't throw a lot
of compliments back and forth
around this.
Place, so you should have taken
that as a compliment.
Well, I wasn't expecting it.
It caught me completely off
guard, like when you didn't
throw something at me the other
day.
And when you did the beaten
puppy reaction?
Right.
I'm smoking this by the way.
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Well, it's because we're
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Ruckus Unchained.
Hello, Sharon.
Mikey, Mom.
Said I know you're hiding those
SBC segundos.
OK, I'm starting to think I
might know who this is.
Is that Greg or Steve?
No, I'm starting to think I
might know who this is.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to start trying to
piece this together.
They live in another country.
No, no, no, no.
And I think that we talk often.
So we'll see.
Brett.
Brett Mercurio says, I've
noticed triple G's SBC daily.
It's good to be king.
Looking forward to seeing the
peel and smoke banana cordo.
Yes, a couple things here.
Number 1, he is not king.
He is not king.
No, no he's not.
He is not king.
But yeah, it's good to, it's
good to reap the benefits of the
king.
I can tell you that much without
kids and all of these other
things and like life, like the
rest of the get to experience PW
racing properly states here.
King Master Chief Ginger almost
hit the ginger snapping point.
Laugh out loud.
Yes, I think that that was where
the the the power thing happened
and you didn't do it and I
didn't get to hit it at the
right time.
The sparklers.
My sparklers, yeah, at David
Hasselhoffman says.
I think the time matches the
punishment.
The other kid got a life
sentence, so not seeing his
family again, never getting
married, never having a kid and
many things between.
If he gets parole in 15 years,
he'll be 32 ish.
Is that fair that he gets to end
a life and then have a life of
freedom?
Eye for an eye, assuming it was
in fact not self-defense.
Listen, I can't argue with
anything you're saying right
Like that's look, here's what I
love about the community that's
on this page, at least for the
most part, is we can have
conversations we can disagree on
on, on things and perspectives,
but the reality is that I don't
want somebody to agree with me
all the time.
I want to be challenged and,
and, and have and, and think and
actually think about what
someone else's perspective is,
to consider it.
And yeah, this is a hard one,
man.
And that's why it's always
becomes a hot topic and it
becomes touchy and, and people
get sensitive about it.
And I think at the end of the
day, there really is no right
answer one way or the other.
The fact of the matter is, man,
I feel for both families.
It sucks.
It sucks the way that it all
happened.
And man, I just wish that
somebody was there to stop it
and be there for these for both
these kids, right?
So I'm guessing I wasn't here
for this, but I'm guessing you
guys are talking about the Texas
thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, at Jace 1911 Ruckus
Unchained.
Have the boys always dressed as
twins?
So what?
Do you think Sharon would know?
Yeah, no.
So, you know, here's the thing.
Here's what I'm going to tell
you about my brother.
And I love him to death.
He has a tendency to cramp my
style on things, you know?
Tell me I'm wrong.
No, he likes to add his own
stuff.
Like I'm not, I'm not about the
accessories.
He's he's about some
accessories.
Accessories.
You wear blue socks.
What no, and I'm not blue socks.
However, when when he sees that
I'm doing something that he's
like, oh, that's that looks like
a good idea.
He parlays right.
So years ago I dropped into the
hey black T-shirt.
Keep it simple, just keep it
moving.
And then all of a sudden he we
find him in constant black
T-shirts.
So that has always been part of
my life.
Our friends used to joke back in
the day that for the 1st 2 1/2
years of him being bored, he
just banged his head up against
the wall 'cause he didn't know
what to do until I got there.
But we love them all the same,
so and.
Did you do yoga in your
underwear as well?
No, no, OK.
No, I was just trying to see
where the lines are.
Has that stuck though?
Oh yeah, ask my ask Palmer.
He didn't do it on the last
trip.
Oh, no, no.
We were all deathly ill though,
so.
Yeah, I think that he's he's
stopped.
He's grown out of it.
He gave up the yoga.
He's grown out.
I think that that's his way of
exercising.
Now he doesn't.
Care.
Well, he used to have a bicycle
with a basket, remember?
Yeah, I think he still has the
bicycle, does he?
Does he use it as a question?
I would have to ask I know if he
still goes on rides or not I.
Mean he's going to be on the
show again.
We'll, we'll have to remember to
ask that question.
Is fitness regimen.
Yeah, I'll find out.
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Now the news wildlife trappers
have captured and removed at
least.
How many alligators do you think
they've removed?
This is the anniversary, I'm
sorry, of the little boy that
died at Disney World by the
alligator attack.
In the in the lake, yeah.
So from the lake, the removing
from the lake Magic Kingdom.
Yes, yes.
How many have they removed in
the since the kid was killed by
the outer?
Let me see that was a tough
year.
That was Pulse.
That was like, it all happened
in the same weekend that there
was a singer who got shot in
front of a nightclub here by
like an obsessed fan.
There is the Gator thing and
Pulse all happened in the same
weekend.
So was that five years ago,
10-10 years ago?
10 years ago for the kid.
So how many alligators have they
removed in the last 10 years
from Disney property?
Phil.
Now that they're obviously a
little more vigilant.
I know there was a lot of Gators
in that water, so let's go with
50.
It's way higher than that.
I'm going to say close to 1000.
414 nuisance alligators from
Walt Disney property since the
toddler was killed by an
Alligator and Disney Resort 10
years ago.
I win.
You said 50.
Yeah, I was closer, he said
1000.
I guess technically he was.
Over the eight years prior to
the child's death, state
contracted wildlife trappers
removed an average of 23
alligators.
So there's much more after.
I guess the words out the good
food or something, I don't know,
it seems weird.
They're probably baiting them
and pulling them out.
Yeah, could be.
I mean, you have to assume as a
Floridian, anybody of water has
a lot of alligators in it.
Right.
Yeah.
You don't go in any fresh water.
You always assume there's an
alligator.
In 2016, the year of the fatal
attack, 83 alligators were
removed from the resort.
The following years, 57
alligators were captured.
From 2018 to 2025, an average of
36 alligators were removed from
Disney property every year. 35
every year. 35 every year
between 2000. 18 like 2 two a
month.
I was assuming they did like 10
a month or eight a month.
Keeping with our strong
commitment to safety, we
continue to reinforce procedures
related to reporting, sightings
and interactions with wildlife,
and we're closely with Florida
Fish and Wildlife Conservation
Commission to remove or relocate
certain wildlife from our
property in accordance with
state regulations.
A Walt Disney World spokesman
told News 6 to address
complaints about potentially
dangerous alligators.
If you have a SEA administers A
statewide nuisance Alligator
Program, or SNAP.
The goal of SNAP is to
proactively address alligator
threats in developing areas
where conserving alligators in
areas where they naturally
occur.
There's a long list of things to
look for.
There's an FWC hotline.
More than 8700 alligators that
pose a threat to people, pets or
property were captured statewide
under the program in 2024.
OK, They were all released in a
like a what's that one over
there?
Lake Jessup.
Lake Jessup, Yeah.
Lake Jessup has got a real bad
algae bloom right now, so maybe
the alligators are moving around
a little bit.
State page trappers $50 per
alligator that is caught.
The FTBC says it does not
relocate nuisance alligators.
They terminate them right
because they usually just end up
back where they started from so
they let them kill them.
Many trappers euthanize the
nuisance alligators that capture
and sell, authorized to sell the
meat and hide for additional
profit.
Yeah, I mean 50 bucks is. 50
bucks in a whole lot as
Kendrick.
Lamar says it's not enough.
Like that's not close.
Florida's alligator population
is 1.3 million alligators.
That's a lot at the lot of
Gators.
Who counted all those one?
The FWC snap program 2 right he
moved. 1.
Disney World officials
eventually began to Oh, they
used to allow swimming when the
Disney opened.
Yeah, yeah, they used to have a
lake, a water park there.
Yeah, there was a water park in
the lake, but you, I don't think
you actually swam in the lake.
It was river, country, safari or
whatever river country.
Or something.
No, you, you.
It slid into the lake.
Oh, did it really?
Yeah, because somebody died.
They got the bacteria.
Oh, that's right, they got the
bacteria.
Yeah, whatever that was.
The amoeba.
The brain, the brainy amoeba.
Fills on Did you have Did you
have a pink drink from Duncan
today?
No.
Just get those one day I I want
to have.
Oh yeah.
They're good before they're
gone.
Right before they're all out I'm
getting a lot of screw fly
information from from everyone.
Thank you very much.
We, we can stop at this well.
No more screw fly.
No more screw fly, screw fly.
Serious.
We get it.
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
It's serious and they're trying
the male screw flies with no
penises thing and sending those
everywhere and I get it.
And Ben, thank you for the
constant screw flying.
He's concerned.
I, I it directly effects him.
He's very.
Yes, he is.
Well, they're eating people too
now, so.
And now they have found three.
They found three screw flies.
Three screw flies in Texas.
You know how hard it is to find
three screw flies and?
Then I imagine you find a family
with a hole in it is.
That what it is.
Well, from the last video that I
was sent, yeah.
The female screwfly finds a cow
with an open sore, lands on the
open sore, lays all her eggs
inside the open sore.
OK.
And then when the larvae hatch,
they don't go up, they go down
and they start eating the animal
from the inside out.
Hence the screwfly.
Hence the screwfly.
It's like, it's like alien.
Like how you you watch the whole
video?
No, I just watched that part and
I was like, I've seen enough.
I don't need to know how far
these things ago.
I know more about screw flies
than I ever thought I would,
though.
All right, moving on in Canada.
Wait before we move on.
Oh, sorry.
Like what?
What animal eats alligators?
People.
That's it.
That's it.
That's why there's.
Top of the food chain?
Apex predator.
They're up there, right?
Are they?
I don't know.
Let's find that out because I
thought there was something else
that ate them.
Well, they'll fight with the
Burmese pythons in the
Everglades that aren't supposed
to be there, but.
They aren't supposed to, but we
we've been fixing that with the
the possums.
Yeah, without.
Yeah, we dragged the possums.
We've been C4 ING the possums.
They put Dragons on the possum.
They eat the possums.
We find the snakes.
They eat the trackers.
So only humans are the predator
for them, but when they're
babies then there's a lot of
other things.
Do you think that?
So you got to get them when
they're when they're small.
Do you think that we kill off
enough of these things on an
annual basis?
No, Well, they were endangered
until we protected them.
Nah, there's 1.3.
Million.
They were endangered.
Yes, they originally were
endangered back in the 60s.
The American Alligator.
The American Alligator.
Now there's 1.3 million.
We should have wiped them when
we had the chance.
No, no, no, you can't kill them
all.
Now they're stronger.
Oh, now they're.
Stronger.
They're bigger now, they're
coming after.
Us right now, they're organized
and they're going to start
revolting, yeah.
I think they should just do it
like how the Everglades does
with those snakes.
Does have an open hunting?
Yeah, like for a certain period
of time, right?
Well, there is a hunting season.
We covered that one, one episode
you get there's two different
permits you can get.
You can get the permit where you
can only hunt in a certain area
on a certain day, or you can get
the Mac Daddy permit where you
can get them anywhere you want.
If you wipe down an alligator,
you think somebody's reporting
you.
Oh, if you like poached one,
yeah, I guess it depends on who
sees you.
Popped it, you know what I mean?
I'm sure there's that's why
there's Fish and Wildlife.
I'm sure there's tattle tales
out there with those or.
Something.
All right, but you're not.
Going to strap it to your hood
and drive down I4 and hope
nobody says anything.
Yeah, but like, if I lived on a
lake, you know, and Bill in in
his infinite redneck ways or
whatever, was the guy with the,
you know, the whole shebang's
got the pickup truck, whatever.
He's got red, white and blue
overalls.
Oh nice.
And you know, he's got the
pontoon boat, right?
He's out there and he, he sees a
Gator in the lake and then I see
him toting it back where he took
care of it, right?
I'm not reporting.
Him no, I'm not calling him in
I'm.
Glad he's gone.
Right.
If I lived on a lake and it was
in my yard, I'd probably find
some way to pop.
I mean, I've got dogs and a
wife, you know, things going
down by the water.
Yeah, I don't have to worry
about that.
No.
Wife's outside in the backyard.
You're having a cigar, and next
thing you know, an alligator's
got her leg, right?
No.
Is it palm or pop?
I think I think it is.
Am I popping?
You were just then and there.
Oh.
Want me to reset?
Yeah, reset.
I don't hear it in mine and that
weird hello hello.
That's better.
Better.
Is it better or is it gone?
Out there?
No, it's doing it again.
Crap, I got to mark these so you
get the bad one.
Wow, where's your phone?
We had zero popping yesterday.
Yep, no popping either show.
Oh, by the way.
I did notice and thank you for
the the viewer that brought this
to our attention.
I saw that the there was a video
where we were talking and you
put the video up in on it like
before we got to the video view.
Brian, You know what I'm talking
about.
It was the robot that kicked the
kid.
Oh.
Did it end up on it twice for
some reason?
Yeah, you played it earlier on.
Oh, I know how that happened,
OK.
Maybe we do better.
Maybe we do better in that one.
Well, when you go to put the
video up, if you don't have the,
you know when you do, you have
the white marker that shows
where you're at.
If you don't have it right where
you want the video, it'll put it
wherever it is.
So if it's, you know, way up
here, way back here.
So I probably didn't go where
the Hell's the video and then
didn't see it.
Left it.
Couldn't.
Well, I didn't see it and didn't
remember doing it.
Sometimes in the things happen
when you're editing and you get
up and leave or whatever, so my
apologies.
The problem with removing
alligators is like, like the
neighborhood I had before there
was houses on the lake.
You have to get a permit, the
trapper does for every piece of
property or you can only take it
from the one that he has it for.
That's silly.
Yeah, I know.
That's stupid.
So.
So if there's nine houses around
the lake, he's going to get a
nine permits because they give
it to you for the location,
which is what we talked about.
One of the different permits
were available.
Does a permit cost money?
It's got to.
It's got, it's got to be
something, yeah, Hopefully it's
not more than 50 bucks because
that's all you're getting.
Yeah, well, it's got to be less
than that.
Yeah.
Or maybe for him, maybe he's a
different rated where he still
has to get it, but maybe it's
minimal.
I'm a trapper.
Right, I did this for a living.
Call me the trapper man.
I'm the I'm the Gator trapper.
I'm the Gator trapper.
OK, moving on all.
Right, Moving on.
All right, now we're going to
Canada International News.
A former Air Canada pilot faces
criminal charges.
Why?
I like this part of the thing
where you guys have to guess.
Negligence.
Phil.
He was smoking cigars in the
front of his house.
Ohio.
There it is 0.
There it is.
No, that's apparently only a
graduation somewhere for flying
10s of thousands of passengers
for nearly 17 years with a fake
pilot's.
License I heard about.
Legend.
Canadian police announced
Tuesday Jeffrey Wall was
arrested June 1st after
investigators say he capture he
captained captained captain over
900 domestic international
flights from 2009 to 2025
without ever obtaining the
proper license or completing the
mandatory testing.
Love this guy.
Well, so if you read through the
story, which is kind of long and
drawn out, it's not that he
wasn't a pilot, it's that they
require a specific license for
a, he had a commercial license,
but he didn't have like a
commercial license with a
passenger rider on it or
something, some technicality.
So over regulation is what
you're saying you're?
Right.
Yes, they he rose to the
position of pilot in command
where for only 7.
For almost 17 years he flew
Boeing 76777 Sevens and 780
Sevens while earning nearly
3,000,000 Canadian dollars, or
$1.75 in US.
Or 6 bucks.
Salary actually it's 2 million
dude.
So you do better.
In Canada you get 3,000,000.
So in a random check of his
credentials, they found out he's
not supposed to fly people.
This guy's not here.
This guy's not a pilot.
Did he hurt anybody?
Nope, never had any problems.
Did he crash?
Never crashed a plane.
Never crashed a plane.
Nope.
And we're just going to, we're
going to go after this guy on a.
Technicality.
On a technicality.
A lot of people, yeah, those
Canadians are their stickers are
about their paperwork.
What he didn't possess, an
airline transport pilot license
for aeroplanes, is what he
didn't have.
But he had a commercial pilot's
license to fly the.
Big wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
Yeah, hold on, you don't have
the Aeropilot, yada.
The ATPL dash A.
You don't have the ATP Dash,
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
Wow.
In 2009, they promoted him to
captain and he just never
bothered to get the paper Said.
It's similar to a doctor, has a
license, practice medicine, but
he's doing brain surgery.
Oh, yeah, I don't think it's
really, really, really the same.
Yeah.
He's still flying the same
airplane, just has people in it.
Yeah.
I don't know what are we doing.
Well, there's no boxes anymore.
It's fine.
What's the difference?
Fine.
See, we believe the accused
misrepresented his qualification
to both his employer and the
regulator.
Now they promoted him.
I mean, didn't anybody check
before they promoted?
Him, they said do you have an
ATB circumdance, not Yana Niner,
And then he's like, I think so.
I think they just said we're
promoting you to captain.
He went oh great, nobody
mentioned anything else.
Nobody mentioned the APTL dash.
He was caught after a routine
examination of his credentials
in 2025 revealed anomalies.
But then the pilot license
documentation Air Canada
notified regulators
investigation.
So he's he's even retired now
too.
And then they went, then they
went for him, right, Canada?
You know what this is?
This is why you're not worthy of
being the 51st state, because
you're a hot mess.
They've always been a hot.
You know what, I don't even have
to worry about John hearing this
because he's got to be close to
102 years out.
He's two years.
He's about two years out.
So he's going to say to me in
2028, hey, man, we're not a
mess.
And I'm going to say I don't
know what the hell you're
talking about, John.
Maybe he won't even be a
Canadian though.
Maybe he maybe he will come to
America.
Yeah.
Or maybe.
Come here and fly.
Maybe we take them.
Yeah, and own a Mcdowell's.
Let's shut off their water.
Oh, what were they doing?
We're big on what are you going
to do?
So he faces 7 criminal charges
including fraud over $5000, two
counts of uttering forged
documents.
So he just told them apparently,
that he had it right and three
counts of possession of a
counterfeit mark.
Oh, so maybe he went to a little
extra trouble.
He's expected to appear in court
June 29th, 2020.
Six What's the punishment for
this?
Oh, I'm sure it's bad.
How bad could it be?
It's Canada.
Well, you're dealing with the
FAA, right?
No, which is not America at the
best, it's the CAA.
Doesn't the what?
FAA is the the Federal Aviation
and Aeronautics.
That's AUS government
organization.
They're not in charge.
Of the oh, I thought it was
international.
It's not flight.
No, it's not flight.
It's federal.
Federal, that's who.
Team money works for the FAA.
Oh, yeah.
Federal agent at the FAA.
You're in charge of planes.
You're in charge of planes.
I did get a nasty text, yeah.
The the Transport Canada Civil
Aviation, The TCCA.
TC Oh, they have more letters.
Serves as the Canadian
equivalent of the FAA.
OK, they.
Have.
They have more letters.
One more.
Just one more.
Anything, anything with planes
we have seen is not a good
thing.
In Canada.
And anywhere.
Just one more letter than the
Americans, Then we should be
fine.
It was a Chinese plane.
They just down in the ocean.
They never see that guy.
Yeah, I've never seen him again.
They just shoot it down.
We know know what happened.
Allegedly.
He gone now, bye bye.
Want to buy spare parts?
Want to use number I'm plane we
recycle numbers.
No number.
No number, I'm plane.
OK.
All right.
Next.
All right, the Chiefs are adding
two years, the Patrick Mahomes
contract and a rework contract
that ties into Kansas City
through 2033.
How old will he be?
That's another ten years.
Will he still be able to play
football at that point?
No, he'll be the coach.
Yeah, look, man, I don't.
I don't.
Know what they're doing?
Has this guy ever played
anywhere else?
He's never, he's never played
anywhere else and that's going
to make it pretty old and he's
already got a bunch of injuries.
Yeah, he's coming back from a
knee injury.
They're hoping for good things,
but you think they would have
waited to sign his contract for
$504.75 million and see if his
knee worked.
Another one they so how how much
is how much is this extension?
Because that's what.
Two years or 10 years?
10 years.
So I gave him another.
So they locked him in for 20
years?
Yes.
And gave him another 504.75.
There's no way.
Half a billion dollars.
That was his first contract was.
I think, I think the extension
was just for a total of 10
years, so however many years are
left on the contract.
So they just so he's been
playing there for six.
His first contract was for half
a billion.
Yeah, well, after his rookie
contract, yeah.
So he just got another contract
for another half a billion.
So they extended it and probably
said, all right, we're going to
bring you back up to another.
504.75.
So he, you know, he makes, he
made 50 million a year from, you
know, for the first amount of
years or whatever, something
like that. $1,000,000.
OK.
So it's a, it's a two year
extension.
Oh, OK.
Oh, so from 31 to 33?
Yeah.
So it's just an add on, which
probably totals for 10 years
total on contract, but it's
bringing it to 504 million.
Yes.
Oh, so it's up to now 504?
So they kind of kept it the
same, it sounds like to me, like
they still making the 50 million
and they just gave him like an
extra $250,000,000.
Is that the yeah.
But you listen with with
inflation right now, does that
even cover that, you know?
I think I could make it work I.
Think they got him on discount
is what it sounds like.
Well, I'll play for half.
He'll play for half I'll.
Play for 25,000,000.
They can throw me from anybody
they want for $25 million a
year.
I will be just a tackling dummy.
I mean, I wouldn't sign that guy
for more to more than two years
anyways with the with the type
of injuries that he has, right?
Who knows?
The next time he, you know,
blows his knee, he's gone.
Right.
Is is a blown knee as big a deal
as it used to be?
Well, they recover, you know,
like we're talking about like
Acls and stuff like that.
So like.
I mean that used to be like a
career ending injury back in the
day.
I thought, yeah, it used to be,
but you know, technology is
different.
A lot of these guys are
recovering quicker now.
The data's not out on if it's
lasting.
Yeah, I mean, they whipped him
into surgery the day after he
blew it, and they don't waste
any time anymore.
No, but I mean, we'll see.
His nod.
Did you get his nod on camera?
He's nodding.
He's nodding.
Very nodding.
When we get close to what's the
score, I will text you and you
tell me what the number is. 0
Sorry.
No.
Here's what's happening.
Here's what's happening.
With Mahomes or what's going on
in your?
Phone on my phone.
Oh, I'm redoing the site.
Yes, all right.
We had a, we had a site issue
and that just made me say, hey,
you know what, I'm going to
scrub this whole thing and I'm
going to build it ground up.
And I want it specifically to do
these things.
And I want it to be the greatest
experience that anybody can have
when it comes to sites without
saying what it is, right.
So now as it's now it's
progressing and I've moved
through various stages, like
we've shown it to a couple
people and there's one guy that
I just sent it to who was kind
of intrigued.
And he's like, you know what I
was thinking?
I'm like, I was thinking the
same thing.
But it, it sounds like he is way
more versed in this realm and
you know, so I'm intrigued to
hear his back and forth.
So but.
Is it the part about the ring
girls that I suggested where
when you Click to another thing,
a girl pops up and goes broadly
with a sign that?
Yeah, that's exactly the same
thing.
Yeah, same concept.
Perfect, perfect.
So.
It's amazing.
I don't know, like I showed you
guys an update today.
Yeah.
And that was pretty cool, right?
That was pretty cool.
That was.
So the one benefit of being in
retail for 18 years is, you
know, a lot of things that you
don't like, you know, a lot of
things that you think should be
better.
And then you have such a big
platform of consumers that say,
you know what'd be cool?
And then when they say that,
you're like, yeah, you're right,
that would be cool.
That makes sense.
So yeah, I'm excited.
I'm really excited about it.
It's been keeping me up till
2:00 or 3:00 in the morning
every night, just cranking away
and working on developing this
thing.
So God willing, it'll be up in
July.
Nice.
OK.
I mean, you were giving me a
hard time.
No, I know.
I just if that was the end of
your story.
Yeah, All right.
Patrick Mahomes is never going
to win another Super Bowl.
How's that sound?
Oh, why is that?
Because.
Why Phil?
He's just he's, he's dumb, he's
all injuries, so it's not going
to happen and the team's pretty
much falling apart anyways at
this point.
They've been trying to hold it
together for years.
Travis Kelce's got to go.
Yeah.
When he walks away, when you
start to revamp your your
offense like they haven't found
a receiver, in my opinion,
that's they should have went for
Evans.
So they should have did, yeah.
I'm surprised.
You know that veteran deep
threat and develop around that.
But look, he's probably, you
know, he's the highest paid
quarterback and he is because
everybody buys his jersey, but
they probably overpaid.
So anyways, moving on.
It says the additional years is
worth $239 million.
Yep.
Wow.
Beginning in 2027 with the new
money begins, the deal averages
64,000,000 per year, setting an
NFL record for average annual
value.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's the first, first
player ever to be over half a
billion.
Yeah, Meanwhile, we can't work
out a deal with Baker in Tampa
like that.
That was a team that was doing
so well and then I don't know
what happened.
Well, they heard you give up
your seats, now they.
Don't.
That was prior to.
Well, yeah, but they heard.
When Liam Cohen left and he and
he did a dirty, he did a dirty.
That means you know there's
something else is going on
there.
Possibly.
So carry on.
All right, the war update that
it's not over.
Oh, I thought it was over again.
No.
No, no, it's not over.
They're not calling it a war
anymore.
I don't know what they're
calling it, but it's not done.
The intervention.
We're still bombing.
The Iranian intervention.
Who knows?
the US launch intervention waves
of attacks starting late on
Tuesday following the Downing of
a helicopter in the Straight, or
Hormuz. the US described the
attack as self-defense strikes.
So they shot a helicopter.
A Apache helicopter.
They shot hours.
Yeah, they shot an Apache down,
then they're saying how 2
pilots, they're safe, we have
them, it's not a big deal.
But we how much that Apache cost
a?
Lot.
Less than a water treatment
plan.
I don't think so.
Probably not.
Yeah, probably not in.
Them helicopters are are well
over $100 million.
Are they?
Yeah.
Damn.
That's two years of Patrick
Mahomes throwing a football.
Just somebody would like to
verify that because we get a lot
of messages on your that the
refs make $1,000,000 a a game is
not correct.
For the finals.
No, but no $20,000 is what
people said.
Look it up.
They did, apparently.
I don't know.
I'm just telling you what they
said.
I don't know.
This is a sport anyway.
And a proportional response to
unjustified Iranian aggression
by an official.
What?
The base flyaway costs for an
effect, so you can buy one with
the roll up windows and that
one's the roughly 35 to 50
million.
Yeah, you think they have those?
What is a used 1?
Called This was a lot of miles
on this.
Guy could have been a lot of.
The military buys the base
model.
They had to fly it over there
and.
Everything.
When foreign governments buy
Apaches through the US Defence
Security Cooperation Agency, the
price routinely jumps to 100 to
125 million per unit.
Well, yeah, so that's when we
sell to others.
Why are we selling our good shit
to other people?
I could think of about 100 to
125,000,000 reasons why.
We don't sell them the bad guys
though, do we?
Of course we do.
They're.
Like a list of no sell to
people.
You ever seen Lord of War?
Yes, that's the whole reason
it's a good movie.
Got to keep the economy.
A true story.
One official US inquiry into
what caused the helicopter to
crash is yet to be concluded.
U.S.
President Donald Trump, not the
Buffalo, quickly blamed Iran,
which he said had deliberately
shot it down.
I have just been informed by our
great military that the last
night the Iranian shot down one
of our highly sophisticated
Apache helicopters while
patrolling over the Strait of
Hormuz, there were two pilots
involved.
Both are safe and uninjured,
Trump wrote on a social media.
Nevertheless, the United States
must of necessity respond to
this attack.
So the US which hit targets
including Siric Jask, Minuk,
Quism Island, Quizam Island and
the port of Bandar Abbas that
goes major damage
telecommunications towers in the
town of Zurich and destroyed 2
water reservoirs there.
No more weather that's not.
Good.
Taking Iran's infrastructure is
a dangerous move with grave
consequences. the US set this
precedent, not Iran, Arachi
wrote in an ex post.
Oh, they're on TikTok, They're
over there on on X, Somebody
said We upped the ante now.
Oh, they're attacking water
plants, Fine.
What are they going to do,
attack our water plants away
over here?
I don't know.
Oh, you know, the scary part is
like, do they have nukes?
They not started this
eventually.
One time they wouldn't let us in
to look and see if they had
nukes.
Supposedly they do not have
nukes.
I'm sure our government has been
watching this and looking for
that type of stuff, but.
Right.
I saw Maverick, they took those
out.
And I ran.
Aren't they coming out with a
Top Gun three or something?
I have heard.
Supposedly.
He's very excited.
Yeah.
He's getting a little old to be
a pilot, isn't he?
What you have to fly a plane?
He's.
Tom Cruise.
Yeah, but I thought he retired
at the end of the linesman.
He's like the next chop, Chuck
Norris.
Jason Bourne went on for like 20
years, man.
Jason Bourne can still happen.
I like Jason Bourne, not the
weird one they threw in in the
middle when they couldn't get
him to do a movie.
The regular guy top.
Gun 3 is officially in
development as of June 2026.
He's got a cane and a Walker.
And now Brewster is now the
star.
Hey, Michael, am I supposed to
ask if you have a video?
All right, Cigar news.
See, I'm not supposed to ask
Phil, but he had one yesterday,
so.
But I mentioned it to you prior
too, said hey.
Yeah, but I mean you might have,
I mean, maybe somebody said you
want to get.
That's fair.
But I would probably would have
mentioned it all right.
But I appreciate, I mean, I'm
good either way.
Charlie Minato sent in
yesterday's video Phil.
Oh great.
Which means he's a listener
because he knows we do videos.
What was the video?
A group of kids graduated it and
put a fake cigar in their mouth
for graduation, photos of the
school said.
No more rugby for you or.
No more lacrosse.
No more lacrosse.
They're in the semi finals and
they had to.
Oh, they had to.
They violated, Yeah.
Yeah, but they weren't really
cigars.
The dad went to a cigar shop,
hired A tobacconist to teach him
how to make a cigar.
He made it out of bananas.
Out of banana leaves.
That's still bananas.
So that's why your next movie is
smoking banana leaves.
Going to be a lot of banana
stuff going on.
Yeah, with Bill dead inside me
was the best 1 though.
And the poster.
The poster.
I mean, and the poster for A
Banana and Mattel Pipe.
Bill Mcguffey stars in A Banana
and Mattel Pipe.
Banana and Mattel, you like that
better?
Well, it's a line from a movie.
Yeah, yeah.
Beverly Hills Cop.
Never heard of it.
Oh, wow.
Axel Hill.
They can watch it.
Not like Den of Thieves too,
because I'm not watching.
That I did watch it.
It was good.
I mean, it wasn't great, but it
was good.
But break it up over a couple of
days.
Let's not happen, dude.
That that at this point I
couldn't even tell you when I've
watched an actual movie at where
where I'm currently at like.
Well, you're very busy.
The like this building that like
and that I've I've always been
kind of wrapped up and now I'm
developing this whole site.
So it's like the finals are
going on in the background.
I don't know.
I don't understand how San
Antonio jacked that up.
Oh, I.
Heard about that, they were
ahead by 30 or something and
they still lost.
Yeah, right it.
Well, they, I don't know,
there's, there's a bunch of
different theories.
Yeah, what you got?
Well, if you're up by 1, you
can.
Go to you, Princess.
If you're up by 1 and you get a
steal at the end, why do you go
for a layup when the time's you
know 6 seconds left?
Why won't you just run out the
clock?
Make them value 'cause that's
what Fox did.
Fox went for a layup off the
steal and they're up by 1.
Bad decision.
Yeah, I mean, or paid Adam
Silver was there?
No.
Conspiracies.
So the the other the the team
that was behind by 30 came back
and won by one basket.
Yep, the next one.
Wild.
Yeah, crazy, crazy game, crazy
gentleman sweep.
Now I was thinking it's going to
seven after that gentleman
sweep.
No, it's going to seven you.
Still think it's going to seven?
Yeah.
OK, they need the money.
Yeah, if we're.
Going to go conspiracy.
They need the money, they want
to play as many games as.
Possible.
Well, it's going back to San
Antonio now, right?
Yep, San Antonio next and it's
it's one and one now.
So San Antonio, then they come
back to the to the New York.
Everybody gets money that way.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, it's just like like hockey
right now.
Stanley Cup.
It's tied up to two.
I just don't know if I would be
OK with having it in New York
anymore after what I've seen.
You saw what they did last
night.
Rough.
Somebody threw an egg at Wembe,
Yeah.
Last night they smashed all the
taxis.
Yeah, like.
The checkered cabs.
Yeah, like, how are you guys all
going to get home?
It's not like you have cars.
Wow.
Right.
Oh, good point.
There, there was this kid on top
of the taxi with there was like
20 of them on top of this taxi
and this kid took his belt off
like he was freaking.
What's his name?
Indiana Jones.
No, he took his belt off and
started whipping the windshield
like he was.
Phil in his new.
No, What's his name that was
supporting University of Miami
I.
Don't know.
Supporting University of Miami.
Yeah, he played football.
Michael Irvin.
That guy, he Michael.
Irvin.
Wasn't Michael Irvin the one
doing the belt thing?
Are you whooping people?
Oh really?
That's what that's dude, I don't
know.
I like there's no and you know
what's funny is you see this
stuff and then you see like this
little sea of cops just kind of
hanging out together while all
the chaos is going on around
them.
Some of the videos I've seen I'm
like, what is going on here?
Well, you're not.
If you're not a riot, have like
riot Shields and stuff you're
not supposed to approach, you
could die easily.
Just start tear gassing them and
get them out of there.
I mean, I agree.
But there's there's a way to
handle that.
There's 100% a way to handle.
There's going to be a PITA group
that's going to come behind and
go, oh, don't get.
Inhumane.
Get them out of there.
Say the alligators.
And the alligators come out, and
then all hell break.
Everybody needs to go home.
There's 1.3 alligators coming.
Get out of here.
Don't you know the Ninja Turtles
are down there?
What I do is I force everybody
out of the stadium and once
everybody leaves, I just start
dropping tear gas around the
stadium and then I start kind of
spreading the parameter, forcing
them to move.
What's crazy is like, you've
been to a Magic game, right?
So when you go to the game
afterwards like you were herded
out like cattle.
Yeah, and.
You can only drive one way, you
know.
I mean, it's a whole thing like
that doesn't happen there.
It's like, it's like they've
never had a sporting event in
New York ever.
I think it needs to stay in San
Antonio.
I'm not even a San Antonio fan.
But you know what, since you
guys are out of control, you,
we're going to bring it in
Alaska.
We're going to just take it and
we're going to put it.
You're going to we're going to
play in.
We're going to play in some
church where there were no one
could.
Sit, just bring in a couple of
cameras and just call it a day.
Or we bring it to Disney and we
put it in a bubble.
We bring back the bubble.
I like the bubble.
That was awesome.
OK, yeah, alright.
Siglo.
He's like sports owner.
Go.
No, it was fun for a few
minutes, but Siglo Gold Leaf
Humidor goes on sale.
The Siglo Gold Leaf Humidor
measures 10.83 inches by 9.41 by
4.53, rated to hold 50 cigars.
As the name suggests, it's
centered around a gold leaf,
which is made of metal.
There's no gold, Oh no gold on
that so.
It's not even real gold.
Nope.
But they call it gold.
The gold leaf, right?
That's amazing.
Each humor comes with a
humidifier, digital hydrometer,
and removable divider.
The MSRP set is how much for
this, whatever the dimensions
were.
How much for the fake gold?
How much for the fake gold Gold
Leafs fake.
Gold of gold of someone I don't
know.
Accessories. 1000 bucks. 2500.
$770 It's not real gold.
I told you it's not real gold.
Look at you, you're.
I don't want to play the.
Game.
Yeah, it's supposed to be a good
day.
I don't want to play the game, I
don't want to play the what's
the score?
That's the I quit.
It's the end of the story.
It's kind of just 300
dimensions.
There's no gold $700.00.
Not exciting.
OK, not even like a gold like
foil piece?
Nope, it's just, well, it's
painted gold.
There's a a leaf embedded into
right with a sharpie embedded
into the top and the side.
It sort of folds over the edge
an.
Actual tobacco leaf.
It's supposed to be a gold
tobacco leaf, but it's just
metal I.
Wonder.
I wonder what mountainside they
get that from.
What mountainside?
Oh well, it's not not from
placenta.
In the middle of the Iranian
war.
Right, it's from the water
plant.
Well, now they don't have water,
so they can't even grow tobacco.
Yeah, that one.
That one.
Village can't eat water.
Yeah, when there's no water,
they turn gold.
Oh.
Like wine, it's like wine in the
gold.
Water in the gold.
Now we're starving the people.
We're not feeding anybody
anymore.
This is it.
There's no water.
Move on.
This is.
Just disperse, everyone dies
first.
It is the second time actually
we have attacked a water plant.
Oh yeah, in history.
Oh.
Really.
Several years ago in
Afghanistan, we also bombed the
water, but it's like our move.
It's our go to.
Right, Things are going rough.
It's not working out in our end.
You know what?
Time to bomb the water plant,
guys.
What do you say?
Hi, everybody in Break your
hands.
All right, No water for these
people.
We can't get them out.
We'll breed them out there.
You go right and prima nocta.
OK, we're all doing.
Prima, I didn't want.
Yeah, I didn't want to drop it
again because I've dropped it a
couple.
Times, yeah, it's like your go
to.
Thing felt felt redundant, so
that's why I just used the quote
instead.
Indian Motorcycle Cigars 120th
anniversary is arriving.
Indian Motorcycle cigars.
Yeah, they're not that good.
Don't.
I've had.
One before.
Nice.
Just my opinion.
Like is this the real company?
Indian Motorcycles.
Well, I mean, they're using the
real logo, the first box, the
Indian Motorcycle cigars. 100
buys these cigars.
Let's read on and find out the.
100th.
Anniversary have gone on sale at
Let's guess it's a It's a shop
exclusive.
This is a price.
It's.
A shop exclusive.
No, no, it is a place A. 150th
anniversary A. 125th don't Don't
prematurely age then.
So I'm very, I'm very sorry.
They'll get upset, but you
don't.
You don't ask this cigar.
How old it is?
It's a humidor or a box?
Scenarios.
No, no.
The place where you can buy
this, there is a cigar shop that
has this cigar.
Right.
He's telling.
Me.
Yeah.
What's the cigar shop?
Who has it?
Two guys.
No, Phil.
Smoke N.
No Rhino Cigar Lounge.
Oh.
By Owl Shop in Windham, NH.
He must be in the game.
Oh, so it's in New Hampshire?
That's up against two guys.
Not really.
I don't think they're hurting
for this bro.
Yeah, I think it's every going I
wish we could have got.
That yeah, God, now they're
going to beat us.
The cigar is the latest release
from Phil Zangi, the third made
in honor of the 112th
anniversary of Indian
Motorcycle, America's oldest
motorcycle company.
Since 2015, Zangi has had a
license agreement to produce
Indian Motorcycle cigars.
As for the cigars, it is a 6 by
52 Toro using a Pennsylvania
broad leaf wrapper over
Dominican binder and undisclosed
fillers.
Cigars were made at De Los Reyes
in the Dominican Republic.
Each cigars and MSRP hub.
Gentlemen, how many?
$16.
Sounds like they're trying to
get their money, so let's go 20.
$20.
I quit.
I quit.
There's no what the score today,
big bong there's.
Nothing and production is
limited to 500 boxes of 20
cigars.
Zangie told Cigars are podcasted
Over the next month.
He will ship orders to other
stores if they want them to.
In addition, he is working on
taking part in an event with
Indian Motorcycle as the brand
celebrates its major milestone
over the summer.
Indian Motorcycle was founded at
Hendy Manufacturing Company in
19 O one in Springfield, Mass.
But there's a there's a hiatus,
though.
There's an update what the cigar
debuted at Rhino Cigar Shop by
Owl Shop, not Owl Shop what
Rhino Cigar Shop by Owl Shop
not?
I don't understand that.
They they advertised another.
Rhino Cigar Shop Rhino Cigar
Lounge by Owl Shop Not Rhino
cigar shop, right?
OK, Hey, hey, get it right.
Now, this time, the industry's
favorite game.
What's the score?
Players hear clues from my Half
Wheel Cigar review and try to
predict the score before it's
revealed.
As more details are shared, the
challenge gets easier.
Or does it?
The closest guest to the actual
score wins the round.
Can you read between the lines
and predict the score?
Let's find out.
I don't.
Even know why I turned them on.
Me either first or the only
cigar.
August 14th, 2021.
Charlie Minato.
It's a Nicaraguan cigar.
Stallone cigars.
Stallone the Pony.
Oh, not like the boxer.
No. 84.
Out what?
We don't even know what this
cigar company is.
I've.
Had one of these before, it
wasn't bad.
I don't think I had the pony,
but I bought one at Carol or
Karen Berger's place years ago
when I was out there with Chet.
Yeah, the brush of dust off are.
They still around?
They're probably not.
Still still own cigars, Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never seen them anywhere
else down here but her place.
I can't look at a cigar that I
have no clue about put in the
80.
I'm I'm going to get you know
what?
I'll go 80.
I can't.
I can't put it in 80, but I can
put it at.
Yeah, I'll put it at 80, but I'm
probably going to go down.
I was thinking like 75 or
somewhere around there.
All right, cigar reviewed.
Stallone the pony is from
Nicaragua.
Factory is Las Villas Cigars.
Have you heard of that factory?
Who?
Las Villas it.
Sounds it sounds familiar.
No VILLAS.
Vias.
Vias Villa.
Rappers Ecuadorian Sumatra
binder is Nicaraguan, filler is
Nika Ragua and USA Connecticut.
Broadly it's a 4 by 58 short.
Gordo sells for $4.85 which is
the reason I bought it.
Such a deal.
At ABC or.
No, no, at Kara Perjures place.
Oh yeah, they smoked three of
these.
That means they spent 13.
Dollars.
Probably not even a long chiller
God.
Yeah, it was.
No way.
Yeah.
No way.
No.
Way, yes, I need to score,
gentlemen.
It has the golden leaf for.
Me too.
I mean I'm at 80, I mean I can't
change.
What am I changing all?
Right clue #1.
Your score.
Are we ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Clue number one.
One of the standout aspects of
the pony was its construction.
All three samples delivered an
excellent burn with solid stack
of Dimes, ash and an impressive
amount of smoke production.
Even when smoked at the quicker
pace, the cigar maintained its
integrity, providing that the
craftsmanship behind it proving
that the craftmanship behind it
was top notch.
Top notch.
So we're already talking about
construction.
Yeah, I thought that was weird.
Yeah, it has to be a real dog
rocket.
It was a horrible scar, but you
know what was really good?
84.
It was made really well.
I'm going to say 80. 484.
I'm going down, man.
I'm well, you know, I'm going on
my original.
I'm going on 75.
Clue #2.
That wasn't your original.
Original was 80.
No, I said I would.
I probably going to go down to
75.
Clue #2 The cigar offered an
attractive presentation and an
approachable price point.
The thick vitola, unique saddle
inspired band design, and the
reddish tones of the Ecuadorian
repper gave it a distinct look.
Additionally, in an era where
premium cigars continue to climb
in price, having a new release
available at less than $5 per
cigar is a refreshing option for
budget conscious smokers.
Bro, you know, like, you know,
like when you go into like a gas
station and you look at the
food.
Yeah, right.
The food they make or the food
you can get in a package.
No, no.
I mean, I mean, like, yeah,
like, say, like you go in there
and they have like the hot case,
right?
I generally stay away from the
hot case at gas stations, but
let's just.
Continue.
Let's just say you're super
hungry, OK?
And then it says dollar 99 on it
for a plate.
Are you getting the dollar 99?
What time of the day is it?
No, it don't matter what's
happening.
I have got the dollar 99
hamburger.
I got to be honest dude, I have
no idea what you just said.
I'm just lost in that mask bro.
I'm just looking at you like my.
Wow.
Dollar nut.
You know, I know he broke the
antennas off by accident, but I
put it on yesterday.
It's much more comfortable
without the antenna.
The antenna must have been
pressed in the middle.
That was the.
Problem.
I mean, it's quite comfortable
that way.
Am I buying the dollar 99 food
from the gas station?
Because it's $1.99, you're super
hungry and it's $5 bag of chips
that is sealed and produced
somewhere else or the dollar 99
slice of pizza.
Let's just It may or may not
have been sitting out.
There, let's just go.
Even worse, because we know he's
a food conscious type of dude,
right?
Yeah, let's go.
Are you buying the $10 bag of
Nacho Cheese Doritos because the
price increase because they're
so rare?
Yes.
Or are you buying the dollar 99
two piece and a biscuit over in
the hot case over there?
Pizza and a biscuit.
What type of biscuit?
Doesn't.
Matter.
It looks like a Cracker Barrel.
I'm just do.
It the guy had leftover from
lunch. $1.99 really screams.
Out midnight, you're at a gas
station.
Stop changing the parameters.
What am I doing?
$1.99 really screams out there's
something wrong with me, but
please buy me to get me off the
shelf.
I may the hot dogs look like
wizard fingers.
Are you going to get?
That.
But that's not what he's saying.
He's saying it's beautifully
crafted.
No.
Stop changing the parameters
that Kobayashi Maru and answer
the question.
Mr. Spock or Captain Kirk?
I'm not buying the dollar 90. 9
right, right.
Did I pick my number yet or no
No 84?
You didn't go first clue #3.
The cigar taste.
Like Unfortunately, flavor
profile never lived up to the
cigars strong construction.
From the opening draws.
The experience was marked by
overwhelming dryness,
bitterness, and sharp grain
notes that overshadowed the more
subtle flavors trying to emerge.
While the second third showed
slight improvement in the final
third introduced hints of brown
mustard and nuttiness.
Sounds horrible.
The persistent, bitter and
abrasive character made for a
challenging and ultimately
disappointing smoking
experience.
It's so nice, the last word. 74.
Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't
go lower off of that.
I kept looking for the, you
know, it tastes like cashews or
whatever.
I go, where is the part?
And then I saw the 3rd.
I'm like, oh, because it's
terrible.
Brown mustard and onions.
That's definitely the hot case
at the gas station.
Brown mustard.
He knows he's lived.
It and food poisoning.
Here comes 70.
All right, final thought.
There's no point in dragging
this out.
The three cigars I smoked tasted
bad.
The dry and bitter profile
lasted from start to finish of
each cigar I smoked and
completely overshadowed
everything else, both literally
and figuratively.
The construction was excellent,
but that's not even a
consolidation price given how
bad the flavor was. 57.
Whoa.
A decision must be made.
Rubbed 3.
Times so I got that brain.
Drinking this is a bad cigar.
I mean, they just straight
outside.
They straight.
Yeah, they never do that right.
There's no way around this.
It sucked.
Yeah, they're usually pretty
political.
It burned well though.
Right, they can't make up for
the flavors of the brown
mustard.
Dried leaves should burn a
little bit, right?
What the banana cigars taste
like, apparently. 66. 66 He
nailed it.
Nailed.
It.
Oh, he looked it up.
Yeah.
I could be looking it up.
This is from 5.
Years ago or whatever, it was
66.
Rocky the the Pony I.
Told you I didn't.
Want to ride that pony?
Pony.
I told you I didn't want to play
it today.
Nope, turn it off.
You can't fire it.
It's OK the the the dust is like
$500.00 for a bottle so we don't
want to have to use it all.
Right, save some of the grains
in there.
OK.
All right.
Anybody got anything else?
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Wait, wait, wait, what show is
Palmer wearing the overalls on?
4th of July. 4th of July.
So we're doing a show on 4th of
July.
I'll do it before.
Whatever the last one is, it
goes off on the 4th of July.
Oh, OK, yeah. 2 Three 4th of
July is a Saturday I believe.
Is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then we'll release it for
July 3rd.
On the Friday.
Yeah, it'll be on.
Friday, show with that Wednesday
because I'm gone.
Thursday.
Friday.
OK.
All right, guys.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate everything you guys
do for us.
Thank you.
All right, bye.
Show Notes
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