ACHP Episode 636 It's Not Hammer Time
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Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast episode 536.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
in engineering Today we have
Mikey send all packages care of
Palmer at Cigar Hustler.
Did you bring the gift today?
No, that's why you should send.
That it was really close too.
I was really close to bringing
it and I had it and it was it.
I had to make a choice.
What was the two choices?
Not bring it or bring it.
I had to either carry it out or
eat my bring my muffin and my
coffee.
Oh, will it not fit your
backpack?
No.
How big is this thing?
It's big enough to not fit my
backpack and also large enough
to disappoint you when you get
it.
Sounds like prom night.
All right, there's my ghost.
We have, as you just heard,
Triple G, who is just hours away
from departing to Peru.
Yes, that's true.
That's true.
So I have looked up and I have a
phrase for you to say to
everybody you meet.
I'm not going to buy this.
It can't be good.
Yes, Everybody you meet, you say
Tango.
Say tango.
Yeah.
Give me a tango.
Plata.
Give.
Give me money.
No, I have money.
Oh, I have money tango.
Money Tango, Plata.
Tango Plata.
Hello Hola.
Tango Plata.
That way you'll be fine.
All right, Yeah, yeah, because
he's the rich, successful
brother.
Right, exactly.
That's what my mom likes it
best.
Money, money.
Mimi, Mimi.
Also is the Ubers and private
trains he puts her on and
everything.
Yeah.
It's amazing on today's show.
Amazon sure does deliver.
KFC is bringing it back.
Maybe we don't.
They might get bumped again.
Today, maybe we cover it, maybe
we don't.
Yesterday's car video
information.
Oh, OK.
TSA is making changes again.
Excellent.
And load up, boys, it's time to
get another one.
But then in cigars, a blast from
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Many words.
And it made more sense before I
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And now it doesn't.
Now it doesn't, but it will when
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Some comments, some comments
from I'm going to I'm going to
put it on both of you guys.
Let me see what this does.
There it is.
OK, some comments.
Plata.
From Tango Plata.
No Tango Plata.
No Tango Plata.
Tango Plata mucho.
Tango Mucho Chocolate.
All right, let's see some
comments from the previous show.
Lightning 1993, says Phil.
There is.
Oh, wait, that's old.
Let me see this.
Hold on.
Hold on one job OK TX southpaw
42O2 says took me a second
listen took me a second listen
through.
But who?
As a as a dad of a toddler, Mike
Wazowski is the little green
monster for Monsters Inc Yeah,
I'm not going to speak about
what we're referencing there on
that one, but yes, yes, indeed.
Mike Wazowski Mike Wazowski Ben
Rowland 6241 says Palmer fumble
effing into.
Sazerac.
Sazerac is a bourbon or
something.
They make great bourbon.
Yeah, I know.
My left from my right, Ben.
Yeah.
So.
There's that.
Greg, do you know you're left
from your right?
Yes, you do.
OK, that's good.
That makes three of us, except
for Ben.
Ben's wife says he does not.
He does not Does did he have to
get the tattoos for this hand to
yell and this well, the.
R feeder tattooed.
So I said maybe you should put
AL and an R on his feet.
Yeah, that's nice.
But no, Apparently no.
He has problems with the righty
tighty, lefty loosey thing.
Yes.
At Texas Softball also said
getting the emergency vehicle,
hat trick, police car, fire and
medical vehicles all in one day
sounds like an interesting life
side quest or a terrible day.
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And Amazon driver saved a
woman's life after spotting A
brutal attack unfolding in her
house and calling police.
OK, that sounds bad.
Authorities say a 72 year old
James Allen Johnson has been
charged with attempted murder
and assault with a deadly weapon
after allegedly attacking his
wife with a hammer inside their
home.
Hammer is my favorite.
It's a go to, you know.
Well, I mean, everybody used to
got 1, so you know, generally
speaking.
We all don't have hammers.
According to investigators, the
victim told police Johnson
struck her in the head twice
before she managed to fight him
off by kicking him in the crotch
while he was on top of her.
But police say the assault was
witnessed by the Amazon driver
outside the home, who
immediately called 911 for help.
OK, what do?
What do you think?
She said before it got to
hammer.
Yeah, what did she like?
There had to be something that
happened.
How did she?
Pre hammer to get to the level
of hammer.
Right.
There had to be something that
she did not that she deserved
being hit by the hammer.
Listen to you 2 sexist bastards.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Saying I'm not saying that she
deserved.
It What did she do?
Saying something ticked the man
off.
It's not like he was sitting
there watching his shows.
He goes.
She wasn't sitting there quietly
doing a crossword.
Puzzle.
You know that hammer looks like
it might hurt.
Come here, honey.
You don't know that she could
have been doing the crossword.
Puzzle I highly doubt.
It maybe he was mad that she was
doing his crossword puzzle.
And then straight to hammer.
There's no discussion first.
Yeah, you don't know, you know.
Put down my effing crossword.
Puzzle.
Yeah, that's my Sudoku.
Right.
Seems like it's got to escalate.
Gradually, yeah, something
'cause he hit her twice.
You don't know.
You don't know that.
And he had her pinned to the
ground.
He could just be an unstable
person.
Also did he hit her with like
the the blunt part of the hammer
or the hook?
We.
Just don't know.
That that's two different levels
of hammer.
I'm assuming the front end.
I mean, and then what type of
hammer, was it a, you know, a
sturdy like DeWalt hammer or was
it like one of those little baby
hammers that you use for, you
know?
I like to imagine, oh the little
baby, the tiny one for the
little home repairs.
Yeah, You know, you get you
where you get rolled, where you
order one on Amazon, you're
like, this is going to be a
great hammer.
Then it comes in and it's, you
know, 110 scale or something.
I like the dead hit hammer
because it doesn't bounce back.
You know, the ones with the sand
in it.
Oh, the sledgehammer.
Yeah, it's not a sledgehammer,
but it's for forceful movement,
you know?
I like the ball.
Peen hammer.
You just like saying ball peen.
It's a ball peen.
Yeah, ball, peen hammer.
I got to be honest.
There's not really a hook on
that one either.
No, there's not.
Just that big round for
striking, not on the end.
I'm not really a hammer kind of
guy, you know?
Well, you have, you know, you
like to hit things.
I have AI, have punching and I
have a Greg.
Greg has hammers.
I do.
I have a lot of hammers.
He has a wall full of hammers,
actually.
I have a wall full of hammers,
but those hammers don't get
used.
Yeah.
Well, they have been.
They have been used.
They have been retired.
Yes, those are retired hammers.
Those are retired hammers.
Yeah, so I have a Greg who has
hammers and then I now I have a
Kenny and Kenny's pretty
awesome.
He has a good, he has some
hammers as well.
Kenny.
Who is?
Who is the Kenny?
Kenny's my friend.
He's like the what's the other
guy's name for the football?
What's his name?
Preston.
He's like Preston, only he's a
pretty cool dude.
He's a lot cooler.
You see the guy that lives down
the.
Street.
You know, you were so close to
dropping something awesome there
and then you just walked it back
like he's close to the prep.
He's cool.
Well, I I didn't want to seem
insulting.
Oh, you already seem sexist.
I mean, why not?
Sexist.
I'm just saying something
happened before we went to
Hammer.
Yeah, What'd she do?
What'd she do?
What did she say?
Is what I said?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what?
He asked for the sandwich.
It's not her.
It's not his fault.
Yeah, give me a cheese sandwich.
I like the.
Sandwich.
You think that's what it was?
She fucked up a sandwich.
She put the mayonnaise on the
wrong side of the cheese.
I hope this guy goes to jail
forever.
Yeah, he's in jail.
I don't know about forever, but
he they got him for attempted
murder.
Yeah, it's a pretty good one.
I've I've switched my angle, if
you can tell.
Look at this now, I'm living my
best life.
What do you do?
It looks like you're leaving the
room.
Very comfortable.
Oh, you.
Want us to move the camera?
So yeah, I know Kenny is Kenny's
awesome Kenny and Kenny has
hammers.
Does Kenny live down the street
from you to fix his cars in his
garage?
Is that Kenny?
No, What's his name?
I can't remember his name.
I don't even know who you're
talking about.
He went with us to a couple of
cigar things.
He lives down the street.
I thought he lived down the
street ish.
Or he lives near you.
Oh, that, That might be Kenny.
Yeah.
We brought him to Fort.
The great smoke or something.
We took him down South.
No, we didn't.
It was, it wasn't great smoke.
It was Palmer's place.
Oh, breast pipe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
right.
Breast Pipe.
That's Kenny.
Yeah.
That's Kenny.
Yeah, I like Kenny.
Yeah, I like Kenny.
Kenny help me install a took a
single sink and turn into a dual
sink.
Oh yeah, beautiful work I
inspected.
Yeah, Greg looked at it and said
wow, this is incredible.
Then I went to, I went to
Brittany.
I said did my brother do this?
And she said no.
No, there's no way.
No way.
But now Greg's just going.
Now I don't have to go back to
his house and do things.
I'm like, yeah, I'm like Henry
Ford.
I just know a guy that can fix
the.
Problem.
It's like here when APS moved
down the thing.
He doesn't do anything here
anymore either.
APS.
Yeah, when they used to do
repairs before their repairs
needed repairs.
Are there repairs in need of
repairs?
Right, OK.
I don't know where we're going
with that, but OK.
All right, KFC just brought back
the favorite.
A fan favorite.
Favorite.
A fan favorite.
It's your favorite.
It's a favorite and my favorite.
Favorite.
Now don't say what it is,
Michael, because you looked it
up.
I know.
What do you think?
What do you think?
It is Greg?
Greg, what do you think?
KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Tacos.
That doesn't.
It brought back tacos.
Well, it doesn't seem like it's
going to make sense, whatever it
is they're bringing back.
That doesn't track bro, Come on.
Yeah, it does.
This fits.
Tacos.
Sure.
Yeah, Tacos is.
Chicken tacos.
Just straight chicken tacos.
Chicken tacos.
No, that's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah.
You don't eat out much, do you?
I don't eat KFC much.
Yeah, because you know, tango
Plata.
Tango Plata.
Yeah, Tango Plata goes to the
nice places.
Right Tango Plata does not go to
KFC for the $10 bucket.
I'm your manservant for this
evening.
My name is.
Did you get us a card for is it
Christian's Steakhouse or
something like Christeners?
Yeah, Christeners.
Yeah, we went there last night.
Oh, finally.
Good it only took you a year and
a half.
But we made it.
Yeah, super expensive, not
equivalent to the price.
You didn't like it?
Well, it's not that I didn't
like it.
I mean like for about 20% less
it would have made sense.
For 20% less.
Yeah, like all the plates were
anywhere in between like 75 to
100 bucks, right?
So it should be a certain level
at that price, I would think.
And it was more or less like,
you know, $50 a plate.
That would have made sense.
Did it come with the sides?
No, you got to do those
separate.
I hate the fancy.
Joints like that you got to do
the side.
Separate the Ali carts, yeah.
I like.
You know what?
I'm spending $75.
Give me a damn baked potato.
Yeah.
That's not how it works.
You need to pay another 30 for
the baked potato.
Exactly.
Now I know why he's Tango Plata,
right?
Because he's so curmudging with
his cash.
Oh, this is so expensive.
Well, he doesn't go to KFC
because if he did, he could get
fried Pickles fried just in time
for summer.
The tangy breaded Pickles are
now available at KFC locations
nationwide in an 8 piece serving
with your choice of dipping
sauces such as the restaurant's
new Jalapeno Ranch and Honey
Chili Crisp.
Are they just fried or are they
breaded and fried?
I would imagine the breaded and
fried it's KFC 7 herbs and
spices on those.
Pickles, yeah.
What would have been then?
They're just hot Pickles.
I got to be honest, you said 8
pieces of fried Pickles.
I think there's a Spears.
I don't think there's the the
disk.
You know, that kind of seems
like a lot of Pickles.
Yeah, that's, that's too much.
Yeah, I think it's 8 little
slices of the disk.
Yeah.
When you get fried Pickles out
of the restaurant and stuff you
get like 20 or 30.
Yeah, I know, that's what I'm
saying.
This sounds like a RIP off.
So you think there's not enough?
Yeah.
If it's the discs, if it's a
whole pickle that's fried, it's
way too much pickle.
That's excessive pickle.
It's a Spears.
It's a pickle cut into four
pieces.
I don't think that that's what
it is.
I don't know either, but I'm
going to get some to try.
We like fried Pickles at my
house.
Fried Pickles are amazing yes,
but if you I just want you to
know you already better order
like 4. 4 servings.
There's only two of us.
Yeah, you can't crush it. 16
Pickles per No.
I bet you could.
No, she doesn't eat much
anymore.
You can't crush 24 and her 8.
I cannot crush 24 Pickles and
still eat my $10 bucket of
chicken.
Yes, you can.
No, I believe in is.
A bucket of chicken?
Really, $10?
I saw a commercial last night.
They're running a special every
day of the week.
There's a different $10 bucket.
One day it's wings.
One day it's strips.
One day it's Nuggets.
That's super impressive.
Now you're talking tango Plata
style right there.
Now he wants.
To go now I want to try.
KFC on the way to Peru Honey,
can we stop at KFC and get?
Some sense, hey, they made, I
heard they made tacos, but we're
not, we're not interested in
those.
Going to get some Pickles and a
bucket of chicken we can.
Get all the tacos we can get in
Peru, yeah?
Because.
Because Tango Plata.
The pickle craze is here to
stay, said Melissa Cash,
CMOKFCUSA.
Where you can where we can put
the flavour of the fried pickle
on a napkin and you can taste
it.
CMO is that chief money officer?
Marketing officer Dum dum Oh, I
thought.
It had something to do with
chicken.
Yeah.
When it comes to money, it's
CFO.
Look, they make up things all
the time.
What's his name?
Is the CIO now?
Yeah, I hate those titles.
CIO.
Yeah, G Chad, whatever it's.
STI now.
The response to our fried
Pickles last summer proved that
demand is still strong.
We're building on that momentum
by bringing them back to our
menu.
This time, fans can pair them
fried Pickles with our bold new
sauces and refreshing lemonade.
All they have a new lemonade.
What's the best place would
like?
Who has the best lemonade
faster?
This is an easy layup.
Who has the best lemonade?
Yeah.
No, you've already blown it,
Greg.
Who do you got?
You talking about like fast food
places?
Yeah yeah, again, disqualified
all organic.
I got it.
Okay, yeah.
Tango.
Tango pot the non-GMO is what
he's all about.
Gluten free shit right there.
Look at.
The farm grown at his house.
I don't eat McDonald's, I don't
eat Burger King.
I don't eat Taco Bell.
I don't eat KFC.
No, I I don't eat the.
Chickens at my house Omega the
egg and I like the egg.
I I do eat those eggs.
I eat the delicious egg I.
Don't eat the eggs.
And the raccoon eat the chicken.
Raccoon has eaten many a
chicken.
Many a chicken.
So you're going to tell us who
has the best?
Lemonade.
You're like a Polish hillbilly
at this point.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's so confusing.
Makes no sense.
Vernon.
Erin.
Erin.
Erin, are you going?
To tell us who has the best
lemonade, Michael.
Are you gonna get a sheep?
You should get a sheep.
She does want a cow, but the
problem is we live in an HO.
What?
The hell are you gonna do with a
cow?
Get a mini cow for a mini.
What are?
You gonna do with the cow?
She wants she wants a cow.
Are you gonna butcher it Needed.
That would be.
I'd be OK with it at that point.
A pet, then they get them
anyway.
Like the tortoise now is allowed
to like roam the patio freely.
You have a tortoise.
We have a tortoise, yeah.
Roams the patio, Yeah, not the
yard.
No, no, no, because it's still
too small.
The the the Hawks and the owls
will take out the the the
tortoise.
So who gets the tortoise when
you both die?
Axel.
Who gets it when he dies?
Yeah, that's that's the fun
part.
Is that his problem?
That's the fun part, yeah.
Yeah.
Just messing up people's lives
after we die.
You.
Get a parrot too.
Yeah, they do.
Don't mention that around my
wife, please.
There's this parrot I started
following on social media.
It's just white 1 and it doesn't
sleep at night.
It runs up and down the hall,
knocking on the door that.
Is amazing.
With it's big one and it talks
to Alexa and hasn't played loud
music.
That is amazing.
Are you sure that's not AI
generated?
It doesn't look like it, yeah.
That bird's got to go.
Yeah, no kidding.
I'd kill that bird after that
first night.
Like you're done and you're
done.
Here banging on my bedroom door.
Yeah, so the lemonade.
Yeah, the lemonade.
Who's making the lemonade?
Who's got the best lemonade?
Chick-fil-A, bro.
Not even close.
I.
Know you're going to say
Chick-fil-A.
I don't get it at Chick-fil-A.
We don't go to Chick-fil-A.
I hate the.
Line.
You know what?
Actually, I have eaten
Chick-fil-A.
It's not bad.
Yeah, exactly.
The Lord's chicken.
I I've eaten that's.
Right, the line's it too long.
I don't like going there.
They're very efficient.
They have great customer
service.
Apparently great lemonade.
Next time I go I'll have to try
it.
You need.
To it is good.
I have had it before, yeah.
I'm not a real big lemonade guy,
but I'll have to try it, it's
obvious.
On Mother's Day, when we went
shopping in DeLand, one of the
stores had you.
Spoiled her and took her to
Chick-fil-A, no.
No, we I figured where we took
her, but anyway.
Come on honey, let's go.
They had free strawberry
lemonade.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Boutique store that she went
into to look around.
I had 7 glasses.
Mother's Day is on a Sunday.
You already pee a lot.
That would have been a hell of a
day.
I was like, oh I'm so bloated.
Like we had 7 glasses of
lemonade.
It was hot.
Anyway, they're making a
signature prickly pear lemonade.
It wasn't Father's Day.
What are you talking about?
Who's making prickly pear?
KFC.
That's how we got on the
lemonade.
Oh, that sounds terrible.
Prickly pear.
I'm not a big Pear fan.
Are the quantities going to be
the same as the fried Pickles?
Right, You get 8 glasses you
get.
Is it a quarter glass or is it a
full glass?
Small little shot glasses.
Yeah, shot glasses you.
Get 8 shots of prickly pear.
Prickly pear glass OK.
All right, yesterday's car
video.
Yeah, the explosion.
Yes, we covered the explosion
down, Greg by the bull down in
New York City.
Yeah, in New York.
I heard about that.
Have they determined what it was
yet?
No.
What do you mean?
No, That's curious.
That means they're probably just
not talking about it.
Here's the information they
have.
The car erupted into flames near
Broadway and Stone St. in lower
Manhattan on Wednesday evening,
sending thick smoke into the air
and drawing crowds of shocked
onlookers.
Dramatic video shared online on
the Citizens app showed the
vehicle fully engulfed in flames
before FDNY crews arrived, and
they quickly brought the fire
under control.
No injuries were reported, but
photos from the aftermath showed
the car completely torched after
the blaze was extinguished by
first responders.
The cause of the explosion
remains unknown.
Terrorist.
Well, you would think somebody,
if it was terrorist, you think
somebody would claim it by now.
They don't usually blow
something up and go was it to
me?
Not if it's some young bucks
like some, you know, angry
children or something like that,
you know, emotionally unstable.
The only thing they did say is
that the inside of the car was
on fire first, so maybe somebody
lit their cigar in the ashtray
next to a paper.
Card or zoo?
Yeah, cigar wouldn't work.
You'd need some sort of like
accelerant in there really to do
it, yeah.
Well, they had a glass of
gasoline sitting in the.
I mean, if that's the case,
that's apparently possible.
Lighter fluid, I think they had
a small glass of the prickly
pear with.
The pickle juice that's leftover
from the fried.
Pickles to the Pickles that they
ate.
Apparently it's highly
flammable. 24 Pickles they had
it's.
Like mixing napalm.
Yeah, it's wild.
So, so to be determined.
We don't know what happened, but
car Kaplui.
We'll try to keep up on it, but
they're they're not saying what
it was.
I thought figured by now they
would know why.
Oh, they know or what?
They know that.
That's what I mean.
Like at this point they do know
there's a reason why they're not
releasing.
We believe they know we.
Believe allegedly.
Yes, yeah, they know whose car
it was, what started it.
Yeah.
Fire inspectors are amazing.
The the time that I accidentally
burnt down our boss's office,
the fire inspector walked in,
looked around like this.
After 30 seconds, he goes, what
was right here and the owner of
the joint says garbage can.
He says this is your point of
origin.
Most likely a cigarette that was
thrown out at the end of the
night and that guy just walked
out.
They're they're smart.
And who threw out that
cigarette?
Great.
Yeah, we don't.
We don't discuss.
Who threw out that cigarette?
Discuss that statue of
limitations.
Probably up on arson by now.
Yeah, yeah, who did like to
admit to it here on the Cigar
Hustler podcast it.
Was like $120,000 worth of
damage.
It stayed confined to the
office, but it was bad You're.
Leaving the country and
everything.
It's a perfect time to admit to
it, Greg.
So who did it, Greg?
Tango Plata.
Tango Plata.
Tango, Mr. Tango Plata.
Mr. Tango Plata.
Interesting.
All right, Greg's heading to the
airport today.
Greg, what if you could skip the
security lines at the airport by
getting a pat down and bag check
at a remote location?
No, that wouldn't work for me.
Why not?
Because of the way that my wife
travels.
You like we arrive at the
airport all of 5-6 minutes
before they start boarding.
It's TSA pre-check all that.
And you know, as we're walking
onto the plane, we are the last
ones walking through the door
and the everyone is just very
angry at us.
How?
Can you travel like that?
You just don't care if you
missed the flight you missed.
The flight, yeah, if you if
another one.
Right.
Yeah.
You just call the private jet in
and they just come and pick you.
Up there is no private jet
that's.
Good, you have one on standby
just in case you missed the
flight.
He's actually built his own
airlines called Triple G
Airlines.
Triple G Airlines.
Yeah, it's incredible.
Yeah.
Well anyway, that's what some
travellers flying out of Logan
Airport in Boston we able to do
starting June 1st as the TSA
attempts to relieve congestion
inside the terminal at a drop
off point.
OK, so they have a building off
site.
That makes no sense.
So you're going to get checked
off site, travel outside of a
building, potentially obtain
something that you shouldn't
have and then.
Just walk on.
That's not how it works.
You go to.
Well, I'm sorry.
You go to a place and you're
getting a bus and something like
that.
Right.
The initiative could expand 8
airports have been approved for
TSA St. to gate pilot program,
but for now it's just being
tested at Logan.
That's 25 miles from Logan in
less than a mile from.
I don't know why they say this 3
Duncan spot, but initially it
would only be for.
Because.
Because it's in Boston.
Oh, I got you.
Originally only be for Delta and
JetBlue passengers departing
Logan between 5:30 AM and 4:00
PM.
Here's how it will work, Greg.
Thank you.
Once you check in and clear
security, a $9 shuttle will take
you to the airport.
OK.
The last 45 minutes shuttle or
longer in Russia or the the
shuttle last 45 minutes or
longer depending on if it's
rush.
This is why it doesn't work for
us.
We have gotten in line to board
the plane and because there were
five people in front of us in
like that tube thing that you go
to the plane, the wife turns and
looks to me and says do you want
to go sit by the bar?
Like she wants to get out of
line to go and get a drink
because she wants to be the
absolute last person on the
plane.
Why is that?
She just doesn't like standing
in line.
It's a line of five people.
Yeah.
No, that doesn't like it.
Yeah.
She's 5 people.
I'm telling you has happened.
You thought about traveling with
a hammer?
Just a nice.
Move on.
A small one.
Small, yeah, just a small get
back in line, Hammer 110 scale
right, the little, the little
ones the kids get.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a nice little all right
parking at the offsite facility
$7.00 a day, so that's cheap.
Yeah, that is very inexpensive.
You and your check bags will be
dropped beyond all the suckers
who are still online at security
and can't get their hands on
Aunt Annie's pretzels.
Boy, there's a lot of food
references in this store.
Because that's also at.
Is that a?
Boston thing.
Well, no, that's in a lot of
major airports.
Auntie Annie's.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretzels and this is the future.
David Sunday, the CEO of
Landline, the company that runs
the shuttle, sure thinks so.
He told the Points Guy that with
the airport running out of room,
the build off site screening is
becoming more and more
necessary.
What?
Do you think of this, Greg?
Why don't just build the airport
bigger and have more TSA people
be able to check you in like it
doesn't make sense to?
Have you ever travelled to a
major city?
Yeah, I intentionally will not
go to Atlanta.
Like that airport is just too
big.
No, it's just garbage.
It's it's garbage.
It's garbage.
There are way too many people.
It's the epicenter of the travel
world.
For Delta.
Yeah, no, we did it once and I
told my wife next time we will
drive, it will be better.
Never again.
Never again.
When we went to China and coming
back into Hong Kong, did we go
right to the airport because
they have this kind of thing set
up for the airport?
We did, and actually the second
worst experience I had was
travelling home from Japan.
It was almost as bad as Atlanta
as far as the line to be checked
in.
The line to be checked in was
almost 4 hours is.
That US or or in Japan?
That was flying from Japan to
the United States.
Got it.
Because it's just because it's
just so many people.
When I took Adrian, we missed
the connection in Japan and it,
I mean, it was terrible.
Yeah, it's horrible.
They, I mean she was getting mad
so they brought Army to stand
behind the guy, the ticket gun.
The line went all the way around
the exterior of this massive
building and it the line was so
long.
You question you like you step
up, you get to the the in line,
you tap the person on the
shoulder.
Is this the line to be checked
in through TSA?
Yes.
Anyway, Are you sure?
Because this is 7 miles long.
This makes no sense.
Yes.
Triple G son.
Yes, he is.
Triple G the line.
I immediately asked, can I just
pay to go to the front of the
line, right.
Right.
How much?
Tango Plata.
Tango Plata.
No, no.
No tango blata?
No, you stay like everybody
else.
You stay in line.
Like the rest of the heathens.
Like all of us, we don't like
Americans.
I don't think this is
necessarily a bad thing.
I don't either.
I think that like a lot of
sports teams will do something
like that where they'll get TSA
pre checked at their stadium
wherever they practice, right?
And then they get on the bus.
So they, you know, they get to
skip a lot of things that way,
you know, that'd.
Be great.
You park, you go in, you get
checked in, you dump your
luggage right there.
Yeah.
There's, there's some hotels in
Hong Kong where you can check
your luggage at the hotel.
Oh, that's nice.
And they take it to the airport.
Yeah, that that's, Greg's used
to that.
Greg stays at those.
Kind of service Greg gets.
Those sort of places.
No, when we when we travel, we
don't check luggage, we just
take a backpack.
Do you bring a toothbrush?
Usually.
Just one and share.
Yeah, she hates that.
She hates sharing toothbrush.
She hates sharing a toothbrush.
It's super weird, yeah.
That's where she draws the line,
yeah.
You guys share guys share
underwear.
No deodorant.
Deodorant.
Yeah, but I didn't know this so
about you.
Didn't know she shared your
deodorant.
Correct.
Like 3 years ago, like I, I, I
go to Alex, I'm like hey, I'm
all out of deodorant and she
says you mean we are all out of
deodorant?
I'm like, what does that mean?
She says this is our deodorant.
No wonder it.
Went down so fast.
This is getting super weird.
So on.
My spreadsheet now I have to put
down to uses every day.
OK, that.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This has changed everything for
me.
Dramatic I.
Don't have to read with the
math.
So like, so is it?
Is it feminine?
Deodorant or no?
No, it's it's Old Spice Secret.
No, it's Old Spice.
Smells manly deodorant, nothing
like it was.
It was quite perplexing to me
when I discovered it, but OK,
what I.
Smell like old.
Spice, it kind of just, it's
telling us more about you than
it is about her, to be honest.
In what way you prefer
masculine?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do prefer.
Did you wear like?
You do prefer to smell like
masculine sense on me.
Didn't realize that my wife was
putting on Old Spice.
But when you smell her, you just
thought it was.
Yours.
She wears a lot of perfume.
Brute like fabricated brute
karate.
This is.
Our Cologne, Little Dakar Noir
there, you know, kicking at old
school polo Polo.
I like my CK1.
Honey, what is that?
It's amazing.
It's polo.
It's ours.
It's ours.
I got it from your drunk.
I can't wait for the fan out on
this one.
It's going to be epic.
So I mean, how big a backpack
are you taking?
Well, I mean, do you look like
those hippie heathens that you
know that you?
No, it's not.
It's a giant backpack and you've
got a bucket hat on.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not a massive backpack at
all.
Because, you know, for Jesus.
Sandals.
For what?
What?
What are you bringing?
You bringing 5 black T-shirts, a
hat, a jacket 2.
Jeans.
Our black tissue, No.
She she has her own backpack.
Oh.
No, with her.
Black.
I have no idea what goes inside
her back.
I have.
No, Yeah, that's not true.
This is the one backpack and
it's our backpack.
No.
It's there.
There are two backpacks.
Yeah, there are two.
Honey, I'm out of shirts.
I'm not.
I just finished wearing.
Your hand.
I just, I'm dying.
These are our black shoes.
Mine will not fit you underwear.
Do you share underwear?
Yeah, well, no, you don't share.
I already asked that.
Underwear.
I already asked that question.
Oh, did you already ask the
underwear?
Yeah, I'm very excited.
Yeah.
Got to keep up.
Wow.
OK, I'm still trying to picture
Greg with just a backpack.
Yeah, it's it's just a backpack.
Jesus, sandals, cut offs.
No, no, no, we travel.
I mean boots.
He wears the boots.
Boots in the bathing.
Suit He does have a pair of flip
flops.
TT Plaza only solo Booto.
Solo, maybe when he gets out of
the country he goes, you know,
rogue or whatever it is.
I was native.
No, I mean like if we go to the
beach I'll wear sandals, but
that's about the only
justifiable reason to wear
sandals for me outside of the
house.
How often do you go to the
beach?
Actually, we were just there
this weekend.
Wore sandals.
He could.
Barely.
He could barely walk on one day.
Because.
Because he's wearing the
sandals.
Well, that and he was jumping up
and down in the ocean.
They make me fall down.
They're very loose.
I don't.
Know I'm not used to the
lightweight footwear.
Oh God, Well, who?
Who made the joke that when I
take off all my jewelry I walk
around like this?
I do.
Did that make a short clip?
It must have.
Yeah, I guess so.
He's.
Walking around Peru with his
hand in it.
Yeah.
Yes, Sir.
You have a question.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
No, just you didn't wear to
watch it, no.
No, I just know.
I just know how we travel.
And I know that if I bring my
jewelry, the TSA will slow us
down and we'll miss our plane.
Well, he's afraid to get robbed.
Yeah, yeah, that too.
When you go to Peru, you're
going to wear the blanket with
the hole in the middle for your
shirt.
No, I can't remember where that
things go.
A poncho.
Poncho.
That would be probably close
enough.
Sombrero, no.
Little black cowboy hat?
No.
But the flat 1, like a bull
letter.
It's.
Jeans, a black T-shirt and a
ball cap aren't.
You going to be hot with jeans.
It's got to be hot there.
Actually, it's relatively cool
there right now.
Yeah, you, you got to understand
he's got to minimize his
accessories because he has to
carry massively large amounts of
cash with him wherever he goes.
So he doesn't, you know.
Tango Blanta.
Tango Blanta.
OK, All right. the United States
charged Castro with conspiracy
to kill Americans in an attack
against civilian pilots who are
trying to rescue people.
Castro, the 90 year old Castro,
the one that used to be in
charge long time ago.
OK, Attorney General Todd
Blanche announced at a Wednesday
news conference.
If you kill Americans, we will
pursue you no matter who you
are, no matter what title you
hold, and in this Case, No
matter how much time is passed
like 20 years ago.
No statute of limitation on
killing Americans.
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, what are we going to do
now?
He's not like he's here.
I.
Still want to know what's going
on, what happened on that damn
island, but meanwhile we're
going to go out to this 90 year
old.
Yeah, I mean.
You're talking about the Epstein
island, That's correct.
Yeah, he's going to be dead
soon.
Yeah, we we don't get to talk
about it.
This is the guy with the trucker
hat that just hangs out and
doesn't do anything anymore.
Are they going to send the SEAL
Team 12 down and just snatch
this guy up?
They can do that.
They're going.
To Well, we've done it before.
They can.
Do that, Yeah.
I mean, that was pretty
impressive.
I don't see the sense in it, you
know what I mean?
At this point, I think that you
could just throw a rock at Cuba
and they may just, we could see
we're done.
We have no gas.
We're no, there's no food.
No food and you want this guy?
Come get him.
This is ours.
This is ours.
The allegations date back to
1996, accusing Castro of
ordering Cuban fighter.
They have fighters, fighter
pilots.
They well, they have paper
airplanes and what they do is
they get in them and they say.
Yeah, he ordered fighter jet
pilots to shoot down to civilian
planes.
That was all the Rockets they
had.
They could only.
Shoot, how was it?
And now we're done.
Each plane had one rocket.
Yeah.
They were working under
humanitarian group Brothers to
Rescue.
Four members of Brothers to
Rescue were killed.
The move comes amid increase
apprehension about potentially
potential U.S. military actions
in Cuba following Trump's
repeated threats against the
island nation.
Except he said that there will
be no escalations.
Because we want this guy.
Again, why now?
I love Cuba.
Yeah, like all of a sudden, why
now?
Because they've been
investigating this since 1996
and they found out he did say
shoot down Tango Blada.
Look, you know, I don't, I
honestly, I don't know, but
here's what I would.
It sounds to me it's just
speculative here, but it sounds
like it's just a big thing where
he's just trying to take pieces
off the board so that America
has more power globally, right?
You remove Venezuela, you you
try and restructure Cuba.
And you know, at that point you
really kind of solidified.
But what the hell do I know?
I mean, whatever.
Well, this guy's not in charge
of anything.
He's just a a cratchitty old
man.
I know it's like, but hey, but
what else are we going to talk
about when it comes to Cuba?
Oh yeah, well, we hate this guy
now, you know what I mean?
Like.
Oh, OK, we're mad at this guy.
Let's go get him.
We're, we're just trying to
keep, we're just trying to keep
the tempo up to not, you know.
Since there's not a Castro
really in charge anymore, let's
go find one that's still.
Alive Strait of Hormuz.
No, no, no.
Let's talk about Cuba.
Talking about.
Cuba, it's a lot closer.
Oh, it's so much cheaper to get
somebody from that one.
Yeah, what do you think, Greg?
You got Ash all over your shirt,
by the way.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, that's what this guy is
supposed to do.
Appreciate it.
Yep.
Yes.
One more Well, they're just
going after Castro.
I hope they don't go after our
Castro upstairs.
I mean, we see him every day.
He might be related, could be,
never know.
I don't think he shot anybody
to.
No, he's always on the phone
though.
Well, ordering things shut up.
Somebody listens super weird.
And he's always.
Cold.
He's very cold, very cold.
Very.
Cold.
I heard he was sitting out front
of the deck shirtless though.
One day.
That has happened before, yeah.
It was warming up.
That has happened, right?
Like an iguana, right?
Laying out there.
Oh, it's so nice.
All right, Michael, you got a
video?
I do not.
Oh, Greg, you got a video?
I do not have a video.
Nobody has a video.
No, I'm I'm still living in
Defcon two over here for all the
all the things that are going
wrong with the website and
wholesale distribution and
flooding.
Water lines breaking and you
know, it's been a great week.
And Greg's leaving the country,
so we're.
Going to and Greg's going to go
on vacation, right?
Yeah, yeah.
See you later.
He's been taxed.
With all the extra things.
To be fair, this was scheduled
long before the water line
broke.
Oh my God, there's so many
problems going on.
You know what I'm going to get
the hell out of?
Here, that's exactly I would
thank.
You so much.
Honey, can we move it up a day?
Man, I can't wait a month.
Can we extend it a month?
There's a lot of turbulence
going on at Cigar Hustle.
Can we just get the hell out of
here and we don't?
Want to miss the flight on the
way home?
Nobody will think anything.
About it yeah, they'll say oh
you're not going to believe
this.
My wife, she didn't get in line.
She hated there's there's two
people in front of us.
That's.
What all that story was, it was
a setup for me, not coming out.
He's prepping it.
He's prepping it now.
He's a Peruvian king takes it
over Peruvian.
King, he takes over the country.
Now King Tango plot.
I'm by his Royal.
I live here now.
This is mine.
I bought the mountain.
Yeah.
I bought mucho triple G.
Mucho triple G.
Via AC4T and T returns for 2026.
Yes, it is.
July 4th isn't that far away,
and 2 via a cigars that are
typically released around the
holiday will soon return to
shell.
You even say.
And now getting into cigar news.
That's cigar news.
Did you?
You were talking about Tango
Plot does money and stuff.
I get lost in the Peruvian king.
Yes, the company has announced
that the VI, AC4 and TNT will
both ship to stores this month,
and VI spokesperson said that
the cigars are the same as their
most recent release.
We didn't change a thing.
They're exactly the same as last
year.
Which was it?
Oh, they're exactly the same as
2023 cigars.
Those cigars sell though.
Yeah, they do.
Both cigars.
And you don't know what you're
talking about the, the viahe
this, this particular one we
actually skipped.
And the reason why we skipped it
is because the quantities are so
massive that we struggle to move
all of it.
'Cause you mean the box count
quantities, correct?
Yeah, it's a huge.
It's a crate.
You know, normally for for us,
what we find tracks the best
when it comes to VIAHE is it
they're sold by the box.
Like you have X amount of
customers that like to purchase
the whole box, but a lot of
these guys, they don't want to
purchase the big 50 count box of
the TNT or the C4.
So you start to part it out and
when you part it out, you make,
you know, you sell out some
singles and at that point they
don't buy a big quantity,
They'll buy onesie twosies and
you wind up sitting on 20 or 30
of them.
So it, it just doesn't make
sense.
At least that's just my strategy
behind it.
So I, you know, and I love
Viaje.
I think Viaje makes a lot of
good stuff, but I don't like to
sit on stuff.
That's so I I passed on it.
We passed on it.
We passed, so we will not be
getting those.
No.
All right, so let's just skip
the rest of the story.
Who cares?
Usually you say, hey, are are
you getting this?
And then I usually say yes or
no, but so I just kind of got
ahead of myself there and said
we're not getting.
You gave a very good story.
I mean, realistically, I think
that what they need to do is
they need to, if I would buy the
same quantity of this cigar. 20
count boxes.
If they were 20 or 25, count.
Oh so they come in 50?
You would still buy 50 cigars if
they came in smaller.
So they're going to make smaller
crates.
Yeah, if they made smaller
crates, I think that it would be
better for them and better for
the customer because the
customer would then purchase
them.
What if we broke it up into
smaller allotments and we sold
them in 10?
I just explained that to you.
Since it's out-of-the-box, do.
We make a box, I'm not making
crates.
It's bad enough I have to build
this see through light up.
Oh, you've.
Already been hit with that.
Is that with the blue lights
before upstairs?
No, no, no, no, no.
But there's a there's a thing
that I have to build now.
Yeah, yes, yes, it'll, it'll be
here in about an hour.
It'll be, oh, no, actually we
have it.
It's over in the storage room.
It'll be here in an hour.
I thought he was bringing it
with him, but we kept it.
It's in storage.
Yeah, no, but that no, but I
want a big see through 10.
Gotcha.
I want and you know I don't have
a hammer.
So I look at him and I say,
Greg, I have.
What do you think of this?
Maybe Kenny?
Well, you know, I like, I like
Greg is my go to on this.
This is where I start with him.
And then what it is, there's a,
there's a, there's a clock that
is kind of started.
How long is the clock?
Don't tell him 'cause then he'll
just drag it out.
Yeah, it's six days.
Yeah, I'll be back in six days.
I'll.
Say, Kenny, I'll have it done by
the time he gets back then.
So 7 days, seven days.
Oh, so you have another day,
Greg.
Yeah.
All right.
The raising the price from 11:44
to 12:24.
OK.
OK.
For most companies, a cigar
price increasing 7% in the span
of three years would not be
unique, but VI really adjust the
prices of it cigars.
Both cigars come in large boxes
that hold 75 cigars.
Wow, that is a.
Lot.
Oh yeah, it's not even 50.
See what I mean 75?
That's a lot of cigars designed
to mimic crates of explosives
for which is cigars are named
after.
This is the 10th release for
TNT, which debuted in 2010 and
has gotten subsequent releases
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Does the state total production?
Run.
No, it just never.
Yeah.
So realistically, I think if you
broke it down into three boxes
of 25, you'd be better off.
Yeah, well, we would be better.
Off.
So would they they?
'D have another retailer buying
right?
Everybody wins.
That's what I'm all about,
buddy.
Everybody winning.
Tango Plata for everyone.
Tango Plata all the way around.
Perez Carrillo Deep Blue Limited
Edition 2026 is shipping
nationwide today.
Ernie, did we get this one?
No.
All right, we'll skip this story
too.
I saw the packaging on it.
It's.
It's pretty.
It looks nice, yeah.
You can talk about it.
Why don't you just talk about?
It after making his debut it's
Smokey in South Florida in mid
March.
The Prez Perez Carrillo Deep
Blue Limited Edition 2026 is
shipping to other stores across
the country today.
What do we call the store?
Let's call it Smokey.
SM OK EE Smokey Smokey Smokey
cigar is a 6 by 56 Toro extra
with a blend.
They use it.
Nobody makes just regular toros
anymore.
Toro Grande Toro Extra.
Toro, you got to do something
new that's old.
The blender uses a wrapper from
Halapa, Nicaragua and binder
from Honduras and fillers from
Nicaragua.
Pricing is said at How much is
this beautiful blue cigar?
Greg, Greg. 15 bucks.
Damn, that's exactly what I was
going to say 1550. 22 per cigar,
or 440 for one of the 12
thousand 1500.
American.
American.
Yes.
Freedom Dollars.
Freedom Dollars.
Freedom Dollars.
Greg doesn't like American
measurements in dollars.
Yes, he doesn't.
I like American.
Dogs, how long is it?
How many feet are in a mile?
How many feet in a mile, Greg?
I have to look that up.
How many meters in a yard?
No, that's not how it works.
How many?
How many feet are in a yard?
Just paying attention since you
were listening.
Deep Blue is blended as a
journey, says Ernie.
Journey, says Ernie the.
Company's founder in a press
release when the release was
announced in March.
The rapper speaks first.
The Finder stabilizes.
The fillers carry you deeper.
It's a cigar about discovering
what lies beneath.
The company says the name was
inspired both by the deep depths
of the ocean and Hades, the
Greek God of the dead and the
king of the underworld.
Yeah, we actually kind of talked
about this before because Hades
was never linked to Blue until.
I was going to say, Haiti's has
really nothing to do with the
water.
No more would it be Poseidon,
yes, or Aquaman I mean.
But there's no option.
The reference is deep as in like
deep underground.
Yeah, too.
So.
Low, but he didn't say deep
underground, he said the water.
Deep in the water Well, once you
go through the water, you
eventually hit the ground.
You got to go deeper.
Under the sea.
We don't know where the bottom
of the ocean is.
We don't know where the bottom
of the ocean is.
Nope, we don't.
No.
How do we not figure that out?
We have seen more of the moon
than we have of the ocean.
That is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever in my life.
There's a whole side of the moon
that they just won't show you
photos of too.
That's where the Transformers.
That's where the Transformers.
Are that's where that monster is
that they do in the Duracell
commercials?
Yeah, in the dark side of the
moon.
All right, time for the
industry's favorite game.
What's the score, by the way?
Mikey won.
Did he tell you when he played?
Played.
He played.
What's the score?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he, yeah, he told me.
Oh, he even commented on the
video too.
So how did that go?
Like, did we record him or was
it just because he was off mic?
He was saying.
I would say his score.
I didn't see that.
So he would tell you the number
and then you would repeat it.
Yeah.
Interesting.
What episode was that?
How the hell should we know?
When he was here, when they did
leave, it was that episode.
OK, I think I can figure that
out.
You know what?
Just watch all of them.
Right, there's only 5 a week.
Plenty of time.
Yeah, you have.
How long is the flight to Peru?
Yeah, I sleep.
First class with the you have
your own door.
Yeah, put the.
Put the legs up, head back the.
Legs up, it lays flat there's.
No legs up, he's got the bed.
Right individual do you have to?
No, they they have their own
little pods.
That they with a shower.
Is it Peru?
Airlines, this is our bed.
This is our bed now.
Airplanes, she said.
She said it's our bed, and here
I go.
No, we each have a bed.
No, no, no, we have the one.
How we going to do that?
We only have the one deodorant,
Yeah.
This is our bed, I.
Love learning things about
Greg's life, it's so odd.
It is.
All right, this cigar, March
24th, 2013.
Brooks Whittington is the
reviewer.
It's the Alec Bradley Honduras
limited edition.
Filthy hooligan.
See, it's green.
That's why there was a a green
comment.
And what's the score green?
I like to try to give these
themes now.
Very nice, that's why your
background is green.
No, I was going to have a blue
jacket.
I thought that that's what he
was going to Greg, to be honest.
86, you son of a bitch.
You gave him the spikes.
I just set it up the way I
always did.
I wasn't paid attention 85 See
Alec Bradley Filthy hooligans
from Honduras Tebacco de Oriente
rapper is Nicaraguan candela
binder Honduras and Nicaraguan
filler Nicaragua and Panama says
6 by 50 Toro $8 They smoked 2.
86 You said Brooks, right?
Yes. 85.
The vanilla and nutmeg sweetness
layered over the classic candela
grassiness made this way more
interesting than most green
cigars on the market.
Interesting. 86. 85.
Construction sounded solid
overall.
Once the burn corrected itself,
the creamy oak and earthy
profile stayed consistent all
the way through. 8685.
Clue #3 The sweetness
disappearing in the final third
seemed to hurt the balance,
leaving behind a grassy pepper
finish that didn't quite land.
It's the -185. 84.
Damn it.
Final thought Candela cigars
have always felt more like a
cheap holiday gimmick than a
serious blend designed to catch
the eye of people looking for
something green to match their
Saint Patrick's Day beer rather
than smokers looking for an
actual flavor.
Unfortunately, the Alec Bradley
Filthy Hooligan does very little
to change that perception.
Well, there are brief moments
where a faint sweetness tries to
breakthrough the overwhelming
grass hay and woody notes.
It never develops into anything
truly enjoyable or memorable.
Once that sweetness fades, a
cigar becomes even more
unbalanced, leaving behind a
rough mix of pepper, bitterness
and grassy harshness that drags
the experience not even further.
In the end, it feels like the
rapper colour was once again the
priority, while the blend itself
was an afterthought.
Definitely not a cigar I'd ever
reach for again, unless the goal
was simply to smoke something
green.
Is that the final thought?
No.
That's the final.
Thought.
That's kind of lengthy. 76.
Wow, 81. 85.
It's a great shot.
You really need to put it in.
There it is.
He did it.
You can turn it off now you.
Can turn it off.
Now we have to pay for that
Sparky stuff.
Oh, did it go off by itself?
I really no.
I shut off and it worked well.
The final thought was a little
better, but there was questions
yesterday that somebody may have
been cheating one or both.
So I rewrote the final thought
to see if somebody went.
That's not what it says.
Oh.
You think I cheat?
No, no, I was more concerned
with boots looking it up.
He dude, I'm telling you,
there's no way he he moved so
hard.
Well, he always goes high, high,
high.
Why don't you just watch what
he's doing with his phone 'cause
it's not like he knows what the
cigar is.
He'll have to look it up.
I.
Mean I can't see.
But my brother could watch to
see if he's doing it real time.
Half the time I'm not even
watching or listening to what
you're saying.
I'm watching what he's doing to
find out if if I'm going in the
right direction.
Or not, He does text workers
during the show and stuff at
times.
Well, you need to fucking take
it.
So the little bags like they did
with that concert, you know, you
put your cell phones here.
Right.
I think that he gets tired of me
beating him all the time and
then also he like they just
nailed 1.
He just nailed it like it came.
Yeah, he's won all week.
Almost.
Yeah, it's been really weird.
Well, I would say that he's
probably cheating then, yeah,
just because of the statistical
probability of him getting every
single one for a week.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, what's the odds he's
going to hit all of them?
You think like his heart rate
would go up while he's cheating?
Like we could put like a lie
detector on him, put some some
sort of a monitor on him.
Probably not.
Are you saying that we need to
buy a lie detector?
Or just like a heart monitor
above him, that's measuring his
heart rate, right?
So if you see a spike in the
heart rate, you're like, show me
your hands.
Show me your hands.
Yes, I like this.
Show me you had to do this the
entire time.
Right, make him use hands up,
hands up.
OK.
Anything else to add today?
Nope, that is it.
OK, Tango Plata, we wish you a
safe trip to Peru.
We hope you have a lovely,
lovely week and don't worry,
I'll deal with all of this.
Thank you.
No, you said I'm in charge.
Yeah.
In Palmer's In Charge.
Palmer's in charge.
I'll.
Deal with everything.
Yeah, you guys need to take care
of.
That how did we know if this
episode was long enough like the
clock wasn't running I'm looking
at it we.
Don't have a clock anymore, but
if you look on the extra monitor
there, there's the red that is
the actual.
Yeah, so like I intentionally
started a clock thinking that
that was my job.
Good for you.
You're 10 seconds.
You're about 20 seconds we we
have lost a light and the timer
in the last.
Week things are just breaking.
Well, they're eight years old.
Things are starting to wear out.
Eight years, 8 long.
It'll be 9 in January.
Lovely years.
Wow.
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All right, guys.
Thanks.
We got to go.
Goodbye.
Thanks.
Bye.
Show Notes
On todays show Amazon sure does deliver, KFC is bringing it back, yesterdays car video, TSA is making changes, and load up boys time to go get another one then in cigars a blast from the past, some shipping news and a what’s the score that proves I’m waiting for it, that green light, I want it.”