Cigar Hustlers Podcast 285 Wet Paint
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Front of a live studio audience.
One place like Seinfeld.
Thank you.
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Wow.
So I would imagine pricings on
there, too.
How are we going to call that
person for that thing or know
what it was doing?
It we didn't set it up, I'm sure
you could just ring ring, you
think so?
Yeah.
What?
Okay, what is the person going
to?
What happens if there tell us?
I'd now clicked and I bought
one.
Well, no, no because there's the
deal if you call in.
What's the deal?
If you doing this idea of you
call in, if you just order it
online and you say, hey, you did
it right things.
Do they still get the same thing
with the order online?
Yeah, they have to order line.
They can't call us an order.
A little bit, let's call her,
but if she sitting home went on
us to finish the purchase.
I don't know how you say her
real name.
I'm not calling sweeping.
Okay, hello.
Hello, hello, sweet pea.
Hello sounds like trouble to
fall down.
Don't let you feel that this is
now a good time to talk to you
real quickly or we're good to go
quickly quickly.
All right.
So sweet pea.
Congratulations on.
Making your purchase.
Your about, you know, you're
making your purchase on a rack
above.
I heard, it's going to be a
Father's Day present this
upcoming, and I already went
online The logo and put it on a
piece of paper and put it in a
card that is fan.
Can we get the owner of a wreck
above to come to the house on
Father's Day and shake?
His hand go correct solution
sir.
Yeah we do.
I can totally where we get.
Totally dad, he's not even a
dad.
So he's got down.
All right Ellie.
Yeah that's true.
Yeah, we should set that up.
I think he owns any cats.
He's not even that that
definitely doesn't.
He has a motor so you can show
up on the air.
About for running.
So because you're going to make
this purchase, we are going to
hook you up with some awesome
cigars as well not.
So I don't know that.
You don't have to include that
in the Father's Day present.
Now those can be for you for
you.
Yeah.
We're not going to show that
part.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where is the guards?
Well, sweet P.
We just wanted to reach out.
I know that we've been
threatening to do this for about
three weeks.
So glad that we found time.
Scheduling problems, made it
work out, just wanted to say,
thank you so much for supporting
a rack above supporting the A
show as always, and we truly
appreciate you and we're gonna
give you some goodies to show
our appreciation.
Well, I look forward to it
because right now, my garage is
very, very messy.
Excellent.
It's gonna be all straight, big
different change and then I
don't have to run all the way up
to the top to the attic to get
stuff down rights that are you
take a picture before and after
and send it to us?
And we'll put it on the show?
Yeah, absolutely.
I will do.
All right, darling, Casey, thank
you again.
We love you.
Bye guys.
Bye sweepy, sweepy.
Buying a rack above people that
are her.
He's going to get sold out.
You probably get yourself a rack
above just saying Pronto.
Now, what I don't know.
So so thank you for listening.
There's a bit episode 200.
Well we got a couple things to
address first of all oh oh we
have a it's just I was on you
are I was on you buy the toys on
how about that cigar last night?
Yeah yes.
I mean we record before, right?
So I was there and I'm gonna
tell you right now, I said some
shit.
Oh, all that shit.
You said I address some things
full of surprises address
something.
So yeah, I highly recommend if
You didn't listen last night,
you go back and you listen to,
how about that cigar was it
being released today was
released last night.
They do it live.
I don't live Monday night but
then you can hear it afterwards.
Yeah.
Okay on all the major platforms
and I believe it's on you.
Yeah.
You can just skip over the
sports jargon of the talk about
it.
For the first 15. 20 minutes is
a sports show.
Are you going to talk minute?
Do you know anything?
I'm just like sports and just
ignore their sponsors because
they're all shit.
Anyways I mean you know they're
not important as what I'm
saying.
Right?
Well it's that one and Then
there's the other one and the
one we're still waiting on
pricing from.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's so we have a box.
Yes, you took the tag off.
So no, it's on this side.
Oh, looks like it's from Aaron
Loomis.
Aaron fishstick Loomis helping
pallets and I'm sure the cigar
surgeon as well, John McTavish,
I'm sure.
John McTavish was the silent
person making sure that this
went down.
Please, I believe Phil got
fucked.
Oh, Oh, Daddy.
Please be of course they did
that last time too.
Even the colors?
No.
No.
We haven't got anything from
these guys over here.
So we have two colors.
Your you were the blue one.
I was a blooming.
Yes.
Yes, nice.
Number three.
He's not gonna do is turn the
camera.
Shirts are there.
How many shirts t-shirts?
I just stopped recording.
We were those next week.
Look at that.
Nice, we are collecting media
t-shirts at this point on Baloo.
Oh, you went black, is
everything with you is black.
Yes, I was really going for the
fish stick, man.
So miss Erin fish.
Dig Loomis.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate that.
It took a little over two years.
We're the only show, the words,
other shows close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Free advertisements, right.
So when you number one, you
know, spread around the love of
Allah.
You gotta, you gotta show the
support you guys support the
boys.
You know, we got a movie Magic
just change real quick, click,
right?
Yeah.
And and this show box he brought
to you by developing Palace.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What?
Now he's in the wild.
Yeah.
Where is that?
Where is that should have came
on when you open the box, there
it is.
Oh no.
You should be wearing a shirt.
This is on to the PCA.
Well, did you see what?
I purchase the ad space behind
John McTavish, right.
And there's a war bear and he's
saying, oh, oh, is it we're
saying?
No, no, I didn't understand.
Yeah, so I took care of that.
Well so there's a little bit of
controversy going on in the
cigar in the dream.
You know I haven't really
oblivious still some I brought
it up to me.
Yeah now I know where it is.
T-shirts not three I believe
there are three people on the oh
not today you know it's tough.
It's a they run in the top
budget so you know they had to
make us.
You already know media doesn't
pay well yeah I mean I see why
it like we had to make your
masses month.
We don't even want to buy what?
Yeah, it's Tough.
Hmm.
We can see develop a palate
honest.
But then I know Richard before
you for a second.
I can put a vinyl on there.
It's a violent.
So, perfect.
So there's there's a thing going
around called Paint gate.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, taint gate.
Now, was it started by Privada?
Or did they just grab a hold of
it that I don't know.
I don't, I don't know where it
began to know the origins, you
know, and I'm going to tell you
right now will address the full.
Full story.
Yeah, my entire opinion your
breakdown and fills as well.
What fills out on the paper
boots is as well.
But boots come in.
Then I was going on the Patriot.
We're going to put it on the
patreon.
All the all the course we're
going to.
We're going to see if we have.
If we have no problem, really
talk shit evidence and all sorts
of stuff.
Yeah, we're going to need some
support so our patreon listeners
will get the full details.
But I'm gonna tell you this.
If you're not a patreon
listener, yet you should jump to
patreon.com and a cigar holders
podcast $15, you get the video.
Oh yeah, we remember 15.
You know we would appreciate the
support.
We're very grateful for those
that have supported us in the
past and continue to support us
and we hope that more of you
join and care what we have to
say and with all the new cigars
releasing at some point.
Oh yeah we were view cigars,
where you cigars, you give
discounts on that.
We do, give discounts we do,
give discounts.
So I'm going to tell you this.
One of the things that really
upset Brian a Privado.
Yes.
Was that he felt that everybody
had gotten this room 101 to room
a cigar, right?
And he was kind of shut out from
it because he didn't get them.
Right?
Right.
Well he doesn't normally get
that kind of so he does he
totally does.
So does it?
Yeah, you know, just peddle his
stuff.
No, he's got a website and he
promotes everybody else's stuff
and I'm sure they carry our
stuff he does.
What he does.
Yeah.
So thank you Brian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks Brian.
So, you know, I feel like
there's a little
miscommunication there because I
could say that I didn't get my
dream stuff either.
No yeah I have any you know and
I definitely ordered some so but
I do you know is there if you
want to talk about is there
favoritism right in well in
their Realm of the cigar
industry there that with every
big company.
Yeah it makes it's a thing, it's
a thing that thing, you know,
what happened and I can't argue
against that.
If somebody has been supporting
Room 101, since the dawn of
time, right?
I would understand that they got
their shit, really good friends
with Matt Booth or used to be a
ghost.
Yeah.
Oh so you know I get I
understand that right you know
right so if they're well you
have your favorites as well that
you ship first.
Oh no you sure.
I mean you know what, I actually
look at things from a logical
standpoint are not MediCal order
crazy how about to go?
So what I try my best to do is
address the people on the west
coast first do that.
It's right.
Yeah.
Because the shipping is longer.
Yeah.
Because it takes them longer to
get the product, right?
So like Casper Cigars, small
batch those dudes.
Right there all the way out
there.
Right?
You know.
Three-in-one got to give Ricky a
shadow.
So you know familiar with Manuel
Rodriguez.
Oh Rick Rodriguez now, loser
named Ricky and Tamara, you
know, totally different.
Totally different reconciliatory
Reiki.
No sir.
So I mean those are guys are all
good to us and if they order the
product, right?
I'm a, I do my To make sure that
they get sure we do that.
Yeah.
Right.
But you just don't have somebody
they just shipped to First.
Yeah, I'm not like hey, you're
my dude right gonna do know.
I'd try to spread it out, spread
the lot of make it as equal as I
possibly can.
I mean, it's never going to be
pretty.
It's never gonna be perfect.
All about the equal.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
It's you know, it, you know, I'm
sure that I'm notorious name out
of the Hat Aureus.
Yeah.
Oh, that'd be what you do.
That the torus EG are not drawn
name.
From a hat, just started doing a
Facebook live at throw a dart at
the board Facebook live.
There you go.
Get up.
We'll get it first.
Get a big map, who gets it first
and wow, let me plug it is
golden ticket and you are
whatever you do.
Get the Connecticut's.
Oh, there you go.
The golden calf on someone's
family.
No, it's not me.
It was felt on Phil.
I got this new watch and it's
freaking rings.
I got it yesterday.
You got a sign that I traded it
in.
This is silence option.
Why did you trade it in?
What is it?
Stop telling time they say the
new one can.
Readable pressure.
You want to take your blood
pressure?
How much was it snowing
ballpark?
It was $150.
More was like four bucks a
month, there's almost 400.
So you pay my lesson, 150 bucks
my watch tells my blood
pressure.
So you tell monthly.
You do monthly?
Yeah, it's interesting.
I got the to or something that
whatever one was the first one
that was waterproof too.
So tell my wife has, that's what
I got.
So I bought this, it's called
the series 8 and he's like,
that's the newest one.
And then I looked last night as
and ultimate.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's it.
Nobody fucking lie.
They all lie.
There like car salesman.
Yeah.
Then from luxury was showing me
the ultimate.
Like that's pretty badass.
Yeah, it's huge.
Oh, really big?
Yeah, it's like 49 millimeters
or so, what's it?
What to do with the the new one
doesn't do.
It tells time faster.
Oh, before before it clicks.
Oh exciting.
Well, I mute your future, you
know, it's funny and sometimes
this thing doesn't update for
me.
Like I try and look at the
screen.
See what's going on?
I'm late.
Son of a bitch, just fucking
work but I'm not.
Well, the new one, all works
enough, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's like my shoes don't
work enough, right?
Yeah.
You know how?
Like on yours you have to click
like the little hard to see your
heart rate.
Yeah, well the new one is on
your main screen now and it
tells you your heart rate like
right now.
So this a oh, don't eat that.
It could you pick up Fried
Chicken ago?
No, burp.
You know, I've seen a lot of
people lately, have they had
like the needle plugged into To
the back of their arm.
Yeah, they can Wing their phone
will.
They can do that in the
beginning.
I don't know if I want to stick
into my arm.
Yeah, I see it a lot.
Yeah, I do say a thing a lot
too.
So anyways, but it does.
It just measure.
Does it.
Give you the medicine to know
measure just measures?
You think that you just like put
it on the back of your watch to
be stuck in your wrist, when you
put the waffle guy, that's gotta
be uncomfortable.
Why?
There's not a lot of fat here as
the like I guess it's your move.
Okay?
Maybe that's why they don't do.
Yeah, mmm-hmm maybe a microchip.
Yeah, there you go.
So I just got these lights
behind it.
So, what'd you do this weekend?
You hang on your house and you
cut your grass Sunday.
We went to Swamp House.
I saw.
I didn't see a picture.
Yeah.
Megan came over for the day, the
girl said outside for a little
while and then we went to swamp
ass.
Nice.
That's our Summer Place.
We used to go there on Sundays
in the summertime.
The new.
The new Oasis is open up soon.
Is that the place in Sanford at
the marina?
Yeah, I think it is 0.
Open now because they were going
to go there but I don't have
good memories associated with
that so it's completely redone.
Yeah, she saw pictures of it.
I don't have good memories.
I want to knows about.
I want to know.
It was a bad place.
Like rough crowd.
Yeah.
Did you get the shit kicked out
of you?
Something like 2002 spring break
style.
Yeah, yeah.
Where he raped there.
No, no drunk people everywhere
you notice.
Nobody gets out of the pool all
day long, so ever all.
There's a pool, there's a pool
outside and outside Harvey.
And yeah, you like, Nobody got
out of the pool in the last six
hours.
We were here.
Yeah, there's a lot of beer
consumed in that.
Yeah, well, I mean, the
waitresses wait on you while
you're in the pool.
And they bring the tray and they
bend over and you the beer.
So they said it called it.
The people and the food.
The food is good food, not even
bar.
Food is little less than bar
food.
Oh, well two guys from Miami
bought it today.
Yeah, two guys for friend that
used on it or something.
No, no.
I had a friend that DJ's are,
that's what it was.
So two guys for Miami bought it.
They put over a million dollars
yet.
They're in the renovation.
I've asked already.
Yeah.
There were they don't have a
signed G.
DJ.
Oh so it was renovated like two
years ago to?
Yeah.
So those people so So what ended
up happening?
Is those people never pull
permits and I caught up to them,
they had to sell because the
fines were like, increasing that
guy bandhas, one year, oh,
really?
Because it was a drunk lady
there with her kids, and we made
a post on the thing because they
skipped serving as lady shots
and drinks and where kids are
frog, clean in the shallow end.
Yeah, we made a post at some
about it and so, they banned,
it's not like they would ever
know who we were back anyway,
but you're so not permitted
back.
Yeah, I went there.
One time at night when I used to
ride my bike with a with another
guy.
Still again.
No, no, no.
Those are before this before the
first renovation.
Yeah, I mean, it was like naked,
whores, jumping in and out of
the pool horse, bikers
practically, you know, light and
things, and throw them up in the
air, and it was really rough.
That, man, So yeah, so yeah.
So I don't I don't I don't want
to go there and just he should
we try it.
It's there's better food now and
there's an actual Chef there.
Yeah.
And now they have like Miami
style, Cabanas everywhere.
So people have been in the
Cabanas down to us all about The
Nightlife, man.
He's it's daytime now it's
daytime for fills.
All about the daylight isn't?
This is a time thing so but it's
a great day drink.
I'm like come on.
Dre.
Funny tan line from the mash
though.
Come on Drinkin.
All right, he's about that we
were gonna we're gonna Make the
day, drinking thing a yearly
thing.
We talked about a couple weeks
ago, then we just sort of Let It
Go.
I mean yeah we did that one day.
Drinking, where his wife had to
come save him right?
And I got in trouble because he
put chips all over the floor.
Uh-huh.
I Disappeared.
My wife has passed out in the
house like that.
He's got a cigar left out front
of my house.
I just found it a couple days
ago.
I know it's me because I saw you
put it down on your camera.
No, I open the door.
You put the scar down on the
ledge.
Oh yeah.
Cars to lat.
No I throw them in the mulch.
Yeah he's got an area.
As I got a collection that I
throw out.
Okay, if you walk into the
garage instead of left around
the side of the post are no
cigar.
Yes, it was there always put
Sonja to business.
It was 100% you.
Okay, commitment without it
wasn't a cigar.
So he does that like it.
He'll leave glasses and shit.
He does that here.
Believe glasses, Haley shit
around all the place.
Wow.
Do you hear that boots?
Guy.
We don't know.
It's more.
This more boots might be booths
feels feels cleaner a little
more particular.
Yeah I think so.
I think.
Yeah.
But isn't here to defend
himself.
Yeah that's all right.
So okay.
So you went out.
You had a good time.
Yeah, I drank too much but you
know you drank too much at a lot
of acid reflux last night.
Oh boy.
Do you think a part of that?
Now I forget take what I don't
understand why people do that.
Probably is X.
If you know The the pills going
to work, why don't you two, take
the point right out of them.
Then you don't think, they'll go
buy some more for a couple of
days at arguing, pretty.
I'll have her calling next week
she's like, oh, I got a
headache.
I'm like, did you take any
Advil?
Know I will like the middle of
the suffer.
Like I don't understand what's
going on here.
My wife will do that.
Yeah, I go into the bathroom so
it's so far.
My heart hurts.
Like I get up and get it and it
was only one yesterday.
There's only one who's got a
little bit of relief.
Nothing, nothing over the top.
You want the one?
Well, I went to, I went to Brian
McKnight.
I will boots and volume.
Yeah, because the concert.
Yes, yes, I'm sorry that you
weren't there.
That's all right.
But, you know, it.
Maybe next time you come maybe
next time.
You're included.
May be honest.
Yes.
See, we'll see where you were.
You stand on that but it was
cooling ranking goes up or not.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I ran into my primary
doctor along the way, which is
nice.
Chris Baldwin know my
legitimately you real-time.
Yeah, dr.
Johnny Had a real doctor.
I think Chris Bowen was a real
doctor, my doctor?
No.
He's my guy that I like to
dispute things with it's fun.
You're fucking full of shit.
You don't know what do you know
what do you know?
It's not right.
I looked it up online on Google
that, I Googled it.
What md.gov WebMD.
Well indeces, you're wrong.
I have cancer again, so no.
But he's a cool guy.
You know what?
We can sir.
Yeah, we have a good, we have a
good relationship.
So, you know, he was with his
wife and their Like whole nother
and armor and I want to write
out to when I locked him in.
Oh and I was like, what's up?
What are you doing?
You think everything is it?
I'm a Chinese.
Another patient said I'm going
to charge you for this visit.
I said well that I'm pulling my
pants down.
Oh yeah.
On this bridge.
Yeah, well was like, I'll do it.
Don't don't right fine.
I'll check.
You will do a prostate check
right here.
He's got those know, the first
time I didn't give me the loop
out of your purse.
Yeah, so saw him, he's a good
guy.
The show was the guys pretty
good.
Yeah.
For 54 years old named but I saw
that the videos and I recognize
the song.
Yeah, these got a couple of
songs that are that are pretty
good hits and then he busted out
his Whitney Houston his.
And uh I have nothing if I don't
have you.
Oh, I mean he's saying a pretty
good.
Yeah, he skipped one.
One part.
He like you stepped away from
the mic which was a good fucking
move.
There's no way he nails.
Are you not hit that note?
Yeah, the guy can hit guy can
sing, right?
But I mean Whitney Houston was
special, you know what I mean?
So it was all The crack.
Well hey you know I don't look
just show me the baby, I don't
care how we get there, I don't
care how we get there, just show
me the fucking baby and she gave
me, she was amazing.
So and he did a great job of a
great little rendition of it,
but the take some balls of the
doing her saying.
No.
When I go I mean, I said, is he
fucking about to sing this song?
He gone.
This is this happening know
about the note at the end, you
know, and he did a pretty good
job.
All we have the fog rolling in
now.
From London, I don't know.
It's candy.
Canada.
Oh Canada.
I saw that has terrible a new
year.
Yeah, another all going to move
here now they're not yogurt
lights, two weeks or something.
We have not all, we have math
and and alligators oh we have
something new.
We have a new Florida, starting
at the beach to we give 02.
We get the alligator mouth.
No, no, that's not seen it with
the beach.
You got to watch out for the
bear swimming.
Yeah, if you think for one
second alligators and meth is
going to scare off New Yorkers,
I think it will.
Do you know that the Aloha was
it the Crap.
Okay.
Never mind some Scandinavian
country used to give cracked to
their soldiers.
Really pharmaceutical grade
makes a crazy crowd.
Was that it was Matt sorry I
stopped on a fucking Squad of
people on meth.
That's not I mean, they may
shoot each other but, you know,
fuck.
Yeah.
You can see cut off their arm,
they're still coming.
So red Soldier.
Well, one guy gave it to one
good.
The story was that they gave it
as one guy to carry because he
didn't want to take it but he
got lost.
So he went to take it.
All the pills were stuck
together because they froze.
So we just took all of them.
Oh shit.
And then he lost like three
weeks worth of time but in that
three weeks, he stepped on a
landmine blow of a foot, a door,
blew up in a cabin and threw
them back.
He laid there for a couple days
that he's going to die, then he
just got up and hobbled back
over.
Wow, Superman basically.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
This guy, he's got was seeing
around on one foot in the snow.
It's always best to shoot meth
heads in the head, you know.
That's why we called meth heads.
Yeah, I gotta take him out like
zombies, you know?
I mean right.
He thought he attacked a
wolverine.
Internal be a log.
He tried to stab it with his
compass and broke his campus.
There's Compass.
So that he couldn't find his way
back.
Oh, please math.
The hell would problems.
They used to have, right?
They thought they saw him taking
some like quick take all those
bullets.
So he's fighting click, click,
click think he's shooting bad,
go away there, watching them in
this s misadventure right there
it is board.
They're just bored, take the
mess, take the myth, that it
will.
Look at him taking orders over.
Keep going.
You must, you must take all the
best.
Of it now.
Yeah.
Well before we get to the news,
do we have any fill fun?
Fact or anything?
Something not racist by any
chance.
Yeah.
Oh god.
Well, I meant to do music for
films fun.
Yeah, I want the American
Gladiator thing.
It's in my head.
That did it at that?
Really something close to it.
So we have over down, so we
don't get sued.
Yeah, friends.
Of course.
Yeah.
Hello peoples.
People's.
All right, so this one is titled
smoking.
Cigars might be healthier than
smoking cigarettes.
That's obvious.
And everybody knows it while
cigar-smoking certainly isn't
part of any health program.
The American Cancer Society
states that cigars have much
fewer toxins than cigarettes.
Yeah, no shit Emelianenko.
That cigar smokers might enjoy
their nicotine fixes without
worrying about lung cancer, huh?
I'm not reading the second part.
Is there a side?
No, I did.
I did I didn't do this one.
Now this is the key people
that's going to be their last
part.
Balance is the key.
Don't do too many of them.
Well, I was reading like over
the weekend like because I was
like, research things about.
Yeah.
Me dying or something?
Well, you went down that rabbit
hole?
Yeah, he's on.
WebMD to.
Okay.
So they say like I have an
appointment with dr.
John if you yes call him right
now they're being around the
bridge.
You'll give you that.
Yeah, that's how he finds out if
you smoke too.
Many cigars, right here?
Right now is make your
prostates?
Well, no, they say if you only
smoke like one, two, three a
day, you're fine.
I'm but if you smoke more than
three a day.
Yeah.
Does that mean like several days
in a row?
Because like Saturday.
I say that Saturday I had four
but something to tell you right
now you're full of shit, but go
ahead.
They say it increases your
chances by 2%.
Okay.
Hey, I'll take the I like the.
Yeah.
Who did this research?
Yeah, so like so you just
slightly kind of curious is I'd
like to see the the scientifical
data like the page of the
research that they actually took
that actually shows where they
tracked people.
Nobody spoke to more than three
a day.
And what actually triggered, the
belief of some of either heart
condition or whatever, you know,
I think it was lung cancer.
So how do you track that?
How do you track in a research
platform?
Oh, here's there's a pup we.
So I mean did you scan them for
a tumor?
Like what is the is like, how do
you know about like what's their
family history?
Yeah, right to a lot of factors.
Yeah, maybe it works then an
asbestos fact I mean from a from
a logical standpoint.
If If you have even if you have
unhealthy blood and but you
exercise on a regular basis, you
still have a better chance of
living than a person that has
really good blood and doesn't
exercise, right?
Right.
So what are you trying to say?
I'm slated to outlive both of
you Brad.
Well actually boots works out
but Phil doesn't no, yeah, no,
yeah.
So there's that but genetically,
I'm a fucking mess so whether
you got it.
Yeah.
But they say everything Skips a
generation.
Well didn't I?
That's right.
And I drew.
Yeah no my grandmother lost her
mind.
Dead loss is now my mom's wasn't
her.
So I'm pretty much on the way
I'm doing these games.
Start doing the red light
therapy man.
Oh yeah I'm doing these games on
my phone at night brain.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Trying to keep Sean honestly
dude you should go like look
into this red light therapy shit
you mentioned.
I meant to look that it's not
that expensive as maybe a couple
hundred bucks for a decent one.
And I'ma tell you, You do it, it
relaxes you, and we'll put you
to sleep, you know, they do say
to that and help with people
with high anxiety.
Yeah.
Normally, don't have a lot of
health issues later on in life.
Oh, great.
Like is what?
That's great.
You have high anxiety.
I know, I know but I would
rather not have that.
Does he?
Have you have anxiety?
What?
I don't think you really have
high anxiety.
Yeah he does.
He fought.
Well people with high anxiety
can focus super well on
something yeah people with high
anxiety.
Xiety do a lot of different
things.
What's a new disease?
I found out I had from the guy
in the TV show.
ADHD.
Yeah.
I have ADHD.
Do you?
I have all the symptoms.
I don't super-focused everybody
has all the symptoms of covid
to, but I don't have time.
I don't buy that for a second.
All right.
Ready for the news?
Yeah.
From the four corners of the
world, all the cigar industry
news, you could possibly need
the cigar Hustler podcast Report
with Mike to, as we're getting
closer to the PCA more releases
are being announced earlier this
week, speciai, announcements,
Black Star Line cigars is
releasing Rosewood 1923 excited
about that one.
I like Eric he's doing the other
1/2 a teaspoon to our fire smoke
eater, some shit something yeah
that looks good too.
Blake Sterling cigars is turning
to fabric.
Oh Olli heinonen oveja.
Negra for its newest line which
honors the 100th anniversary of
the Rosewood Massacre.
Rosewood 1923 is a new line that
will debut a six by 48 Corona.
It uses a Mexicans by 48.
Yes it uses a Mexican.
San Andreas wrapper over an
Ecuadorian binder and fillers
from the Dominican Republic to
little big for con Nicaragua.
The MSRP is set at 1299 and it's
a regular production item that
will be offered in boxes and
bundles of 20 cigars.
You know.
So look, I think that that's
fantastic.
It's got Eric Scott story behind
his product, right?
He's a fucking go-getter.
He works his ass off.
Right.
So, you know, his feet are doing
much better to his working on
his bunions.
Firefighter feet.
Yeah, firefighter feeds do much
better.
So, I'm excited.
I think that this could be both
of these guys could be his year.
Let's not get crazy all night.
It's the year post on to
Connecticut without fucking
question.
A lot of Connecticut's coming
up.
Yeah, and I'm Tell you right now
then none of them going to
fucking tastes.
Like my have a question about
even close.
I'm just you know novice yeah
they're really just so into
Turtle.
Yeah, that's world.
So my question is is tell me was
there like an abundance of
Connecticut tobacco where
everybody was like we actually
had this chat a couple weeks
ago.
There was a lack of something
else with the broad leaf.
Yeah so Broad Leaf is missing is
in there isn't a ton of it right
now in market.
And so I think that at
realizing, you know what really
kind of happens is one that
right and to you as you're kind
of going about building a brand
you look for something that
you're kind of missing.
So if you're missing that mild
to medium cigar, gelato have a
lot of brands do.
Yeah but you know that the
bigger heavier stuff first yeah
they do your San Andreas right.
Your Broad Leaf or something
like that or you know, so I'm
sorry.
Go ahead.
So are the Farms control in the
industry or the Brand's is a
tail wagging?
The dog?
Using hmm.
Good question.
Well I think here's what's
happening with the Connecticut
broadleaf.
A lot of that stuff is actually
being sold to marijuana
companies and shit blue, crabs
and say, I'm gonna drown.
Oh yeah.
That's been a problem for a
while now.
And you know, we'd is way more
socially acceptable at this
point then cigars where the the
black sheep of the industry,
right?
Unless you're a successful
celebrity or a Athlete, who has
just won the NBA Finals because
we'll see the cigars.
They're right.
Or, you know, you can't buy
these anywhere else but they
have them.
No.
I mean, you know, it's so funny
because I do it every year.
Whenever somebody wins a good
thing, I'm always staring.
What?
Are they smoking?
You know.
Oh, you know, sometimes it's
Padrone's if it was, if Miami
wins, it'll be Padrone's because
they're in Miami.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Without question, they will be
there.
You know what I mean?
Somebody in the padrone family.
Sure that they get set up with
something dope.
Right?
I know that when New England one
there is smoke and Padrone's.
They had a beautiful Patriot why
thrown away?
Yeah, they have that cigar bar
inside the stadium, do they?
I have no idea in Foxborough.
I thought they did.
I didn't see that there.
I could tell you that the one
that really kind of fucked with
me was the year the bubble 2020.
When LeBron one, I'm sure that
you didn't have access to a lot
of shit.
They're smoking to underground
shade.
AIDS all my travels fell on my
fucking chair.
I'm like, holy shit.
What is going?
We couldn't smuggle something
else into the bubble.
This is what this is.
This was the epitome of
championships with Oliver.
So there's some of the Public's,
the closest, I don't think that
is you couldn't get out.
You weren't allowed to leave,
you had to do, was the bubble.
It's not the runner.
He's never really even know the
Scandal.
No, man, when somebody loves ya,
somebody had some is something.
If somebody left, they have
fucked me, this Disney sell
cigars on certain Tell
properties they do well, maybe
that's what it was.
Yeah.
Or at least they used to, I
don't know maybe recently, maybe
they don't but yeah, after they
showed the cigars on TV,
triggered hurt my fucking
feelings.
There was a guy, got it down
smoking, a cigar on a boat at
swamp pad in the girls go.
What's up man?
Smoking and I'm looking.
There's no band or nothing.
I can't tell that from here,
that's probably just the house,
but you could have said,
whatever you want.
Yeah, I've heard it all.
Heads up, that's where you
fucking sell.
It, probably Cuban.
Just ask the guy.
Yeah, no, he's just some old,
dude.
I'm very expensive, but this is
a cue.
I have a friend that flies down
to Cuba and he brings me these
probably I had somebody said to
me, you know what, fucking
aggravates a shit out of me on
Facebook and I don't know why
the fuck this is happening, but
I've gotten a lot of friend,
requests of people pedaling
fucking Cuban cigar that's going
around.
I'm like holy shit.
They're joining the group to
trying to sell them to.
I gave one or two a day,
somebody's reporting, somebody's
talking God and a lot of one guy
in the weasel group.
Hope that every time seven
people go in, he tells me five
of them are fake and that
they're trying to.
So humans are good really?
Because it's all the same
people, like how do you know he
goes?
I run a couple other groups, I
always see him.
Doodle just delete them.
I was until like the fourth week
in a row in the guys.
Like you know what?
I'll just wait, TV trays
yourself.
Paddling is where I've had a lot
like on contact as well, so it's
a great fucking obnoxious.
I'm like, yeah, I get a lot of
money, Instagram and then some
of these people have a lot of
the same mutual friends that I
have.
So right.
But I would look suc are no men
but I look.
Yeah.
And I look, they look legit and
I'm like, okay the but as soon
as you scale the first scroll,
the first photo is fucking some
Cuban shit.
And I'm like, fuck a lot of
them.
Take the money in Italy and you
cigars.
Oh, scammers, yeah, they're just
scams.
I didn't have them.
You can you can get a Picture
online, huh?
But it sucks for me cause I like
working with retailers so then
you know I'm like oh maybe
they're a retailer now.
They're not there's some
jerk-off fucking doesn't.
You're supposed to be some is
that on Instagram he's supposed
to have like, a verified thing
or is that Twitter?
I tried it.
Twitter has it and they do an
Instagram.
I tried to do the Instagram one.
They said that my profile
picture didn't match my driver's
license, but they kept billing
me.
Anyways, that's how you guys can
say.
I tried an Instagram but they
wanted money is like, I don't, I
don't care.
I'll give you the 15 bucks.
I don't give a shit that's fine.
Give me that blue check when
they look nice, it looks lovely.
But they said that my picture
didn't match and my pictures got
an old but still if I get so I
disputed the charge.
Give me my $45 right now.
Why don't I have my blue?
Check it?
I don't match but we're gonna
judge you.
Yeah, we're going to keep
building.
You keep building anyway because
it's closed.
Well, my audio came back, say
the short end.
There's this.
There's a short somewhere in the
connection.
Click Crown heads ads, lot pest.
See, how do we tell you?
The plot is Sir lab participate.
A number two, To PC exclusive.
Oh, Brown is a releasing a new
size of lapa, sir.
And the only way to retailers to
get it is to place the order to
export that the 2023 PCA
convention, a trade show and
let's say don't sell enough
then.
You can buy it after I love how
that works.
Here's how it goes, you can only
get, are you an angel to get it?
Hear you?
Well, I wasn't the show.
Well, you know, somebody has
told me when you know, it,
Patron does it right Patron?
Does it right?
Oh yeah, he comes over, he goes,
yeah, I'd like to buy the show
especially goes okay, then He
walks away.
Nobody ever comes back.
They disappeared.
No no you if you place the show,
20 minutes later with his bottle
of rum gone, if you place the
show for the order, for whatever
their PC, a cigar is right, then
they make that many right Ozzy,
was saying, makes sense.
Yeah, we're the other lot of
you.
Other people make it right.
Well, we didn't sell all of
Imperia.
We're projecting 10,000 to our
cells.
We only sold 5000 as well.
But my open it up, then he'll be
fine.
I never heard anything again on
that.
Went a yeah drone.
Isn't that?
So nice about that?
Let's they fucking took the
entire focal point of that show.
Right.
Of this point?
A padrone fucking docking thing
where they got together.
Yeah.
And and then it just fucking
fizzled.
Biggest news story of the year,
it was huge.
And then, nothing and nothing.
Nobody's got it.
Nothing.
Nobody.
Did you guys weren't?
I said, who's releasing it?
Well, will fit.
Well, we have, we have a
standard set up at the tier
group and then this guy can get
it.
And then, well, the number one
question was, do I buy it from
point A or do I buy it from
padrone?
Yes, right.
And that's pretty much the an
answer, right?
Peasant who you asked?
Well, I know the room glass the
real response to that question
would have been like, you mean,
like in 2023 or like 120 2700
season.
We wanted 50 May 20 Lee shit.
You fucking consume the entire
show, right?
You made this thing that
everybody was excited about and
then you turn around John leaves
going to call me.
And then you turned around and
you fucking didn't even release
it, right?
What do you not?
When we're Where they housed in
the fundament house in the
fucking building that set off.
That's why was in there.
Can he call him and ask him
about where these two goes?
Now we can't put him on the spot
now I want him to my never give
one days again.
He's a good guy, I would do very
well.
I was wondering why that though
because I thought that was a
cool.
You know, concept we should have
announced a collaboration with
somebody next year.
Yeah.
And like get everybody around me
around, can drop some confetti
right?
And then, just not really shit.
We just need bundles Cannon.
Yeah.
And shoot.
Them off in a corner.
Well guys, maybe g a post Anya.
Really got the major attention.
Was he posed?
Anya.
Padron will have, you know, but
there's been minimal information
about it.
They showed them, they displayed
them and now we don't know
what's going on with.
Ah here's a company we should
do, it got drunk chicken
homicidal, be post Anya drunk
chicken collaboration goodness
at the 2023 piece at a
convention, a trade show next
month, but drunk chickens.
The bands of Ben's too shiny.
Oh, they're very nice people.
I would hope he likes the
people.
Well, release the newest
incarnation of homicidal.
Hen the company's limited
edition.
Cigar that is released annually.
Once again, homicidal hand, will
be in a 5 and a 50 were busto
extra bitola.
The blend will also remain the
same as the three previous
releases.
Specifically, a Pennsylvania
broadleaf rapper, covering
Ecuadorian binder Nicaraguan
filler.
So, it's the same cigar we
release the last three years.
We just call the number three.
Well, you know, hey, you, I
will, Say this, at least, maybe
they're keeping true to the fact
that you can only buy it at the
show.
I could be there.
Let me know many a year like,
hey, we made the cigar, we still
had some afterwards.
So, you know, we'll release it
again.
A PCO.
In fact, it is the the
production of 2023 Incarnation
mirrors.
The production from the year
before only five thousand cigars
should be released packaged and
20 count boxes.
So it's 250 bucks, right?
The homicidal hand debuted in
2020.
Since then the company has
released the same sir.
Our once a year, okay?
According to Desiree, silver
owner of drunken chicken, the
MSRP of homicidal hand 2020
through be $14 per cigar and the
cigars are scheduled to ship to
retailers at the end of July.
So SPC, prices, almost 80 P
Price.
Yeah, be present, but it's a
reboost, ola.
Okay.
So go ahead.
So they've been there consistent
though, right?
Yeah.
Every year the same amount of
cigars and apparently the same
cigar I had.
Never heard of them drunken
chicken.
Yeah, until that one.
Yeah one.
Yeah I've never smoked anything
wrong but I see him on Instagram
all with him.
Yeah, cool.
Sorry.
That's where we got a lot of
your original cigar facts.
Yeah, right.
Drunken chicken.
Yeah, they put one out every
week.
Oh nice.
So he started getting really
long.
Would you like a 20-minute
segment for him to read the
cigar?
A cigar store, he's not Frank.
Yeah, they become stories.
Oscar valladares is adding Leaf
by Oscar 10th anniversary,
Carrillo hole in 2012 by Oscars
weight and a 2012.
Oscars Sumatra at the PCA 2023.
I'll tell you this much, I'm
fucking excited about The most
dead.
Yeah.
It's got.
Yeah, that was good.
It was good.
I was shocked that it's a
Sumatra.
I'm like, damn.
And this drill not doesn't taste
like one of you does not taste
like no, it does not taste you
so much.
Not even close.
Was it?
It was kind of meaty taste and
like full you ever.
Yeah.
But you could smoke more than
one of them?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
If I had another one, I could've
went right to it.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
Oscar's also debuting the
Connecticut at the 2023 Oscar
valladares.
Signature of the Oscar line is
getting A new Connecticut
version that will debut at next
month's premium, cigar
Association Convention or trade
show.
It's the year of the
Connecticut.
Yeah.
That's that's what I'm saying.
I'ma tell you right now I love
and respect every one of you
guys are making a Connecticut.
My Connecticut's going to fuck
yours up.
Not even close your we're not
even the same fucking around.
It's just this cigar is, it's
different.
This cigar is fucking amazing
dry.
It's going to Eclipse The Hub.
A do and broadly cells like by a
fucking long shot.
I've never made anything so
fucking amazing and completely
different.
Also the year of the war chicken
Yeah, well, but, you know, I
have a lot of the Connecticut's.
So I'ma tell you right now.
Yes, the fucking Connecticut is
amazing.
It is, I had your amazing
forbear this morning.
Did you?
It was really strong for a
broker.
Humble Powerhouse.
It is, yeah, it's very strong.
That's a Corona Corona Gordo to
it's a batch process Corona.
Gorda box pressed on aggressive,
five and a half.
So I've noticed like your
cigars, they change a lot.
Would that size?
They're good though.
That's the Geeks Iseman.
Corona gourd is the geek.
So, any if it's a like drunken
chicken, if they were to make a
Corona gorgeous eyes, do you
think it would make their cigar
better because that size just
packs?
The most punch?
I think the answer to that
question is it depends?
Okay.
The justice is the Corona Gordo,
Connecticut?
Correct.
All right.
I haven't had that one yet.
Yeah.
I'ma tell you right now in the
Connecticut.
Yeah.
The Toro is the fucking best.
I like the corona Gordo the Toro
is the fucking I smoked the most
horror.
Oh excuse me, it's fucking
amazing.
It is I'm smoking it right now.
You can smoke whatever the fuck
I want.
And I'm smoking that cigar with
sizes.
SPC.
Five and a half by 46.
What is a Corona Gordon?
Yes, they're always been Corona
Gordon, correct.
Never mind.
Go ahead.
Now I ask you later the Villager
Miami 2023 debut but may not
answer.
I don't have to answer to tell
me.
No I don't want to because of
the day.
Ask a question might be
information then you don't want
and I'll say that's information
not giving up.
Well yeah but by asking that
question answered I did not I
did not blend.
Yeah that's why it was so
different as It's totally
different, right?
But I found who blended it.
You could taste the guy?
Yeah.
The guy.
Yeah.
Uncle skip the one.
So you could taste.
He said I want to blend it.
I said all right.
Fuck it.
You know what I mean?
Like what have I just found out
today?
It's like Mario, Mario Andretti
saying, I want to drive your car
like no.
Fuck that.
No no.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm course of course you
could do habitats.
Like what's another?
What's another?
NASCAR guy?
Tony Stewart, it's like Tony
Stewart asking to drive.
You Carla.
Dylan.
I let him right.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Right.
Drive it.
It's not like, you know, some
guy never drove a car before I
ask the dragon.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
If it was the like, the car in
last place that nobody knows?
Look, the guy has taken listen,
the guy has taken it.
Robbie Doyle as a drive your
car.
It's taken over a year for the
Quinn, Prague and yarrow
whatever the fuck.
Yeah.
Why does he pick names?
Nobody can find, you know, I
like the other crying on Jim.
Yes.
The so, you know, sir, you
fucking know that there was
thought into every step of the
blend, of course, right?
So if he says, Hey, I want to
make this, I want to do this
one.
First of all, it's called
surrounded by Champions, right?
So it fits the wholesale,
another one of the champion
today.
Fuck.
Yeah, man.
You're right, me and Phil would
like to blend next year's.
No, no, no.
Bdp and Boots anything but no
citizen.
I would say that's probably not
gonna happen.
Well, if we go over there and do
it with Uncle skip still.
No, oh, no, where that line is,
that's the line.
Yeah, no concert.
And they can no cigar.
They gonna wait for me.
Hey, I didn't say no cigars.
It is said, you're not going to
plan SPC.
Alright, already have is a cigar
if you wanted to Nika sueño and
he said, okay, we could do a
fucking limited fucking post.
Tanya, I'd be okay with that.
We could do that.
Let's do it.
It's not gonna be that will take
it personally.
You gotta get skip to agree to
it.
So I'm gonna grab these are G
call Hillary, he loves me He
loves me, I just Kaiser G, you
better, you better be ready to
set some time, aside to do some
sand walls, windows or swimming,
as well as esteli time.
So we get him on the show to
give me.
I'm not going to the house with
the monkeys.
Oh yeah.
The monkeys and we got to stay
up all night til the monkeys
wake up.
Apparently, so that's the
anything out of the dog.
Oh yeah.
But Buster Buster Buster down
steals towels.
My was Buster gets to sleep.
How can we do get to sleep?
You get to sleep if you want to
go to sleep in.
The daytime because everyone was
mad.
So, there's two things that you
have to do.
Number one, is you fall asleep,
when you guys are watching TV,
right?
You angle yourself so that you
can nap and it looks like you're
watching TV Vols.
Let's season.
I could do that.
Yeah, that's a good.
See your arrival to Great
technique?
Everyone's while you can pop it
in time.
Oh my God.
We get one of those LED Mass
where looks like we're still
awake.
And then the other thing, the
other thing that you need to do
is when you're really fucking
tired, you just got to look at
them saying.
Listen man, I'm fucking going to
sleep.
I'm going to Bleep.
I'm tired.
I've got that part down.
I'm tired, I'm sorry, I'm a
failure for a friend and I'm
going to sleep.
If you could get on his
schedule, I can't say the last,
it would be okay.
You just gotta fight that first
day and then you sleep till noon
and then you're okay, once you
get on his schedule, there's
still other shit that you can do
though.
If you woke up at a regular time
or I bet he'll be sleeping.
Yeah.
So what Factory still there?
Oh yeah.
I think it to the factory.
You know what you sleep?
Skip me and Palmer, go there.
We'll direct everything.
Everybody dancing.
Why the rolling cigars?
Like a fucking Willy?
Wonka, Chocolate Factory.
Don't smoke that Buddha's all
inflated over either side.
He's got Great River.
Yeah, these guys are great.
They fucking created 20 cigars
and a skip.
Look at all these.
We're just making it white gray.
We're gonna call a we're going
to close step on cabbage Muslim
know that there's fucking two
hundred thousand cigars.
K means more money, Master
blenders.
This master blenders?
Well, we've experiment, we gotta
get moving, we got do more
stories.
Oh we have three more stars.
Okay, all right.
Well, we just get the one joke.
We announced as Heartbreaker to
distribution return suppose.
Yeah.
We live that last week.
Broke that, release.
Its as heard last week on the
show.
Who released that?
What camera were you just on?
I was on Palmer.
Oh, because he's reading the
news.
I mean, I thought you were on
you.
It's almost like this is the
first time I've done this.
Don't have your mask on.
Yeah, so yeah, we broke that
news and you know what?
Charlie was very nice.
He included cigar house.
This podcast on the news, right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well that's why I pulled the
story from.
Yeah.
Oh, he did.
Wow, yeah, he just likes
Instagram handles.
That's all again, never done.
That look addition to the new
distribution deal at a recent
episode of a cigar Hustlers
podcast, a show that ties to
post chick, doesn't tight
potion.
It does try to poach, chicken
po.
She taste it Hmm.
I got a new shirt lately,
different world.
I can assure you the coral that
one of those companies.
Yes.
Makes way more money than the
other one.
So which one is more popular
than more people have heard of?
I would say potion now, I don't
know.
We're talking about right now.
They'll spell potion p 0, P
Phyllis Bella, cigar house was
broadcast a CI gar.
Okay, half will review the
phosphoryl.
Connecticut Michael.
I know I was really looking at
it.
No, I talked to Jeff.
Oh, Patrick, did the review you
always gets seemingly has All
the makings of a very good cigar
guy.
Came in, at the same time,
didn't seem to get everything in
the right place in order to
allow the cigar to reach its
full potential.
First happen, cigars very
enjoyable.
Whether it a bit lighter, the
peanut butter or bit, heavier
richer with Earth and coffee.
The second half of the cigar
finds itself marred with
combustion issues.
Yeah, Patrick think there's a
lot of combustion issues.
Could that be user error?
I'm thinking listen, it's very
possible.
Have a lot of rock, abortion
issue, it didn't burn right to
him.
It went out.
Or it's very it's very possible.
Yes it is very possible.
They have ever had an issue and
we're either.
I've never had an issue with the
phosphor room.
Now, what does that leave us
cigars outside?
I feel like it's the right to
pass its to half wheel because I
think that the first one that
they ever reviewed was mine the
first one, the post time is the
said that they had burn issues
right?
So I made shirts as I have burn
issues and you burned his good.
You let us a car with his
business cards because I had
burnished has yeah.
So I mean maybe that's like it's
like an initiation thing.
Yeah.
It's like a paddle swapping, you
know.
Yeah.
You got to be hazed into the
hastened to these our company,
right?
Yeah.
So Mike.
So I talked to Jeff said Hey
look.
It doesn't matter as long as
they're talking about.
So that's all.
That's all that fucking matters.
That's all that matters.
You remember, Jeff, you're the
worst party I've ever heard of.
So that you have that, you have
heard of me and I actually said
that to him.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've got to be the worst
pirate I've ever heard of well,
who's together of you have?
What you do Patrick Patrick did,
he's little coup, which is
Patrick at half, will remember
him, which is the best bald guy,
which is funny because Those are
the that's the best chance you
have of the Patrick's, the, the
nicer of the he's, well, he's a
three Brooks.
Oh, Brooks are gonna bring.
Yeah.
And then, Brian kind of
circulates in everyone right for
the show.
Yeah.
I like Brooks how come he
didn't?
I give Charlie, gives you an 88.
That's a probably a Perfect
Cigar.
It's probably worth 100.
You know?
I mean, like, that's good.
It's got to be a 97 or above,
like tell you got a minute, they
give it an 84.
Yeah.
The phosphor of, that's not a
Charlie 84.
That's a Patrick 84.
And it was I don't think that
they, you know, It's not a
qualifying number.
Well guess not, it's a good.
Cigar is a good scratches are
the cigars and cigarettes.
You know, there's a lot of
factors lead to this, you know.
Where were you?
Smoking it.
Yeah.
And a lighter.
Were you fighting with your
wife?
Yes.
How many times?
Did you breathe in between
Puffs?
How many breaths?
Yeah, we want to know.
All right now, Florida story.
So we have alligators sharks and
pythons, huge Michael.
Now that's a Florida.
It bear.
The bear three words.
Grout, a Florida.
Beach goers and expect to Harry.
During their Sunday in the sun,
it's a bear gonna camera.
Bear was spotted splashing,
through the Gulf of Mexico
before running on up, great
time, the dust he did, he was
swimming around, I've run out of
the distant Shore, just before
noon, according to CNN, new
sources, swimmers and
beachgoers.
And in and near the water at the
city of the Florida's.
Panhandle can be seen near the
bear.
Yeah, they were very close to
the bear.
The window has frolicking in the
water before, running off into a
nearby Sand Dune, according to
the person who captured, the
video animals on video, Look
man.
Come on down here.
Everything is trying to kill
you.
Look black bears, they want
nothing to do with, you know, if
you shouted at that bear he
butt-fuck and he probably just
run away while the people were
very close it.
Probably scurried on anything is
one of us with this is a real
bear.
Oh yeah.
That was a joke.
Huge about size of my biggest
dog.
Oh nice, huge black bear.
A little bigger than that.
Well, fatter probably, but I'm
in size Wise, height and length
and stuff.
Yeah, it's very body of water
and Possible meet well, now's
the snow now is the season where
they all kind of come out.
Yeah he was hot.
He took a little swim swimming
in.
Be trendy know what you are
seeing a lot more of though is
you seen a lot more bears in
their society because we're
encroaching on the habitat,
they're running out of places to
go.
That's been going on forever,
right?
It doesn't longer.
It goes, the less bass a whole.
Maybe you heard like, okay in a
heavily wooded neighborhood,
there was a bear that came to
the garbage can Dude, right?
I've seen bears in my
neighborhood since I moved in.
I don't know how that's
possible.
Good for years.
Where are they hiding?
Yeah.
I don't know, they all sleep
under one tent and I miss and we
have a bear in my neighborhood
but there's a big wooded area
over in the corner.
I just gotta wrestle them.
You gotta wrestle bear.
You know, he's got taken me a
bears, coyotes Bobcats and
alligators my neighborhood.
There you go.
It was always going to get the
dogs.
Like not gonna get the dogs,
they don't come to.
Where the dogs are your friends
thin, right?
He's all yours.
Somebody gonna break in the back
door.
If you don't like it, I can.
Okay, first we have dog, we have
three massive dog.
We have three dog.
But through massive one little
one, but we have dogs, and
that's right.
And there's a few games, only
one back.
There was only one gate on the
fence.
They don't like one way out.
One way in one way out, pulling
back.
Yes.
Meth heads.
Yeah.
Because he escapes him and they
always case houses first.
And I got to go, let's pick the
house with the dogs and the back
door, right?
No.
Yeah.
They're coming through the front
door.
Sorry, it's like bubbles.
I mean you see Bubbles at the
front door like fuck that.
All right.
Right?
Exactly, I am not or even though
taking chance even butt sniffer
there, don't mess with him
either.
Hey, hey, Tom does that one have
a dog over there?
Help Chapo, was that one have a
dog that won't get a house.
I hear no barking.
Next door looks nicer, and they
don't have animals.
Let's go there.
But you walked by the house,
bubbles wants to eat you.
You look tired Dam.
I don't you're in the window,
right?
Let's get that one.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, let's go to can't, you
don't know.
Let's go to Kenny he didn't have
a dog and as pool, right?
Your knives, above-ground pool?
Yeah, he's got, he's The low,
right?
We got to be cash in that house,
right?
So that's all I got.
That's all you got.
Well, I got okay.
You gotta listen to the week.
No, not this week.
I have a listen to the.
We always listen to the week,
Michael Miguel Rocha, Miguel
Rocha listener of the week.
Yes, shop of the week.
Do I have a shop of the week?
I'll come on.
You want us out?
No, come on.
Where we going?
This is he ain't got a shop of
the week.
What about the one in Sarasota?
Which ones in Sarasota?
We haven't been there yet.
Every did you go to shed your
heritage?
Yeah, Heritage.
I thought we mentioned them
recently.
I think we had oh, but Jimmy's,
no, we don't know.
Jimmy's get some sneaky stuff
going on this year.
The celery cities.
He's got his own cigar know what
came out yesterday.
It's called the Jimmy.
It's called the salary cities
together.
Three blends, Their house cigar.
He hasn't said a word.
Uh-oh, we fucking go there.
We bust in and we say what the
fuck's up watching that cigar?
I want to try it.
Do ya, let's try it.
I'm just curious.
You think is gonna have
combustion issues probably all
do.
Obviously, it will have
combustion, how I can wash your
dishes.
Most people that drink, he be,
he's brutes and you could be the
Asian, girl, I'm gonna skip the
shop all week per ball, What
Brooks Oliver?
He hasn't been listening later.
What?
What?
Yeah.
Call him right now.
All right.
Shabba-doo weeks tobacco ology.
Wow.
He said he's been busy busy.
Yeah about that.
Yeah, you only call yeah.
Calm.
I'll call him.
Right?
Yeah.
We need to know something.
Are you supplying?
The three cigars agility?
I'll call you right back.
The hell are you that you
haven't been listening lately?
And what we're not happy about
it.
We heard that you were behind
her.
You have not been listening.
No, I haven't been listening to
the patron, but it was one of
the people that that's fine.
Just keep sending the money
that's acceptable and cancel
that there's your boy Industries
here.
That's Phil, Phil.
Phil, are you going on the show?
Yeah, I'm going to hell, of
course, I'm going to tell.
Okay, it's got to say that old
man.
Casey passes out again.
Yeah, the guy goes down again,
guys.
It goes down right week,
although I don't know if we can,
we talk about that because we
didn't do any kind of watch them
die.
Virginia.
Virginia thing.
For what the Connecticut.
There's never going to be.
Never going to make your
Connecticut.
You know that.
It's just he just hasn't going
through many.
We just wait to hear it a half
its unify people horny.
No, no.
The kinetic is the canaries
coming out.
It's not going to be like the
padrone Fuente thing is going to
be like the Connecticut.
Get some I gotta keep going
here, guys, he's on more patreon
caller.
You know, call me back in a few
minutes.
I haven't worked.
Give you some of the beep out.
Fuck, fuck fuck, we don't be
down, sorry Joey no boozing
anyway.
So what are we talking about?
Donna's we're just checking in,
checking in with you heard from?
Yeah we had a I figured I had a
50/50 shot of you answering so
you answered and you came
through and I apply Top of the
week you're the shop of the
week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Special all five locations.
Listen have you heard the
Volstead yet?
What do you think?
I think it's fantastic.
It's very good.
What do you think Nick?
Well, here's what I think.
Let me tell you something.
All right.
I smoked it and it feels like if
you've ever sat with get Martin
on the backboard to Nicaragua
with me, it Feels Like You the
smoke is going to wait to down
into a chair, right?
But the cigars not That heavy
right?
It's what I would classify as a
medium may be meaningful to
goddamn the smoke feels like
you're smoking on the integral.
So the first one, I wasn't sure.
The second one I really, really
began to enjoy.
But what I would say is if
you've only smoked once shame
on, you get the real friend who
have them already and smoke more
than one because I really,
really, really enjoyed it.
You know what?
I think we need to do on the
patreon today, okay?
Oh no, we're going to Do it on
the page.
We have a good friend.
All right, nice.
Not you fucking do.
Have a good friend.
Yeah.
It's, it's really good.
So I really do.
I'm excited for different sizes.
So bright out, if you can mail
us like you don't starve me.
You have the inside track, what
is the deal with the rapper?
Rapper going to be a different
wrapper on it.
What's the thought process
behind all think so buddy?
Okay.
I don't have no idea.
Okay.
All right.
I have no fucking idea.
Here's the here, you know, like
here's what I do.
I'm a fucking killer.
So the reality is that you put
it in front of me and it's going
to be put in the right hands and
that's all I give a shit about.
I know that they're going to
deliver, it's going to be an
amazing cigar and they have my
support, right?
So in our world, you're not a
killer, you're dealing, right?
So we got you take puppies
number killer, when you mean use
dealer, right?
Because what you described is
exactly what deal, Miss right,
we deal.
We feel like there's levels of
debt that you have to pay money.
There's levels of dealers, right
there.
You have your quintessential
corner corner, kid.
You know what I mean?
This kind of scouting and fear
of nothing, you know what I
mean?
Yeah.
And then you have like, you
know, your kind of mid-level
dude.
And he's probably like a cooler.
You know what I mean?
He's he does.
All right, he moves and product,
but it's, you know, it's not
impressive.
And then and then top tier is
your Straight fucking Killers.
The guys were taking no fucking
prisoners.
You know what I mean?
And that's where I fall.
Awesome.
I'm just a regular dealer.
You just standard your corner
guy?
Yeah.
I'm just well not really Corner.
No man Corner anymore.
The first started don't know the
corner guy anymore.
I don't know, you're pretty hung
up on the mid-level and
mid-level.
I feel like you're higher that.
You're higher than mid, don't
don't you?
Sell yourself short, don't you
Sam?
Scheduled energy.
Very different.
Read the back of the cover.
Fill humility.
Is where it's at, right?
Humility is where it's at.
Yeah, I don't know.
I like having the swag of I'm
him.
Motherfucker come find out.
He'll I'm part of you a real
dinner here.
With with night.
He wants to go to a Renaissance
dinner at PCA where we go.
When we go get toxin, we go to a
costume store.
We get real costumes and go
represent and get Kitty City
from.
Maybe we can get this killer
too.
To do some drinking.
It's probably not going to
happen that if you have to see
that really come out because
he's a killer, my point.
All right.
Well we're going to let you go.
Thank you so much for answering.
Yes.
And congratulations on being the
shop of the week.
Hey, congratulations.
Have of the week.
Thank you, boys.
We are promoting me.
We appreciate your honesty.
I feel like my acceptance.
Speech has been cut off here but
okay.
Did you get your AC fixed?
Yeah, I got the dick man.
Absolutely have to.
It's like 91 here.
So I'm going forward is Christ.
I know - the math and the
alligators and the Bears know,
there's it to be, you know, I
know, I know, but there are
drugs.
If you look in the right place,
it's Gotta look around.
I mean, we were at we were we go
Danny's, there's definitely
drugs.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I love you.
I love you.
We have a box.
Good, it's official.
The important thing is that we
have a box.
That's it.
All right, guys, we had to go
has been episode 285.
Don't forget to join the
patreon.
We go get some bowls Ted's back.
Show Notes
Join us on this episode of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast as we delve into the latest releases that have the cigar community buzzing. We start off by discussing PCA Releases Black Starline Cigars' newest creation, aptly named The Rosewood. We'll explore the unique characteristics and flavor profiles of this highly anticipated release, which is sure to captivate aficionados and newcomers alike.
Next up, we turn our attention to Crown Heads and their newest addition to the La Patissier series, the La Patissier No 2 Cigar. We'll examine how this delectable smoke showcases the artistry of blending flavors, taking inspiration from the world of pastries. Get ready to tantalize your taste buds as we discuss the intricate flavor notes and luxurious smoking experience that awaits.
In the realm of intriguing names, we have the Homicidal Hen Cigar from Drunk Chicken. We'll dive into the story behind this peculiarly named smoke and explore how it has garnered attention within the cigar community. From its intriguing blend to the captivating backstory, this cigar promises to leave a lasting impression.
Last but certainly not least, we'll uncover the details surrounding Chogui's latest release, the Heart Breaker 2.0 Cigars. We'll explore how Chogui has refined and enhanced the original Heart Breaker blend to create an even more extraordinary smoking experience. From the construction to the flavor profile, we'll provide insights into what makes this cigar a must-try for enthusiasts seeking a bold and memorable smoke.
Also in this episode of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast, we dive into a controversial issue that has been making waves in the cigar industry - the "Paint Gate" scandal involving Room 101 and STG (Scandinavian Tobacco Group). Join us as we unravel the details surrounding this heated controversy and discuss its implications for both companies and the wider cigar community.
Tune in as we discuss these exciting releases, share our thoughts, and provide insider perspectives on the cigars that have recently hit the market. Whether you're a seasoned aficionado or just starting your journey into the world of cigars, this episode is sure to offer valuable insights and leave you eager to explore these new offerings. Don't miss out on the latest buzz in the cigar industry - join us on the Cigar Hustlers Podcast!