Cigar Hustlers Podcast Episode 293 Happy Birthday Eladio
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Welcome to the Cigar Hustlers
Podcast Episode 293 where we
bring you the latest news and
insights from the world of
premium cigars.
In this episode we dive into the
big stories of the week.
The King, Mike Stephankevich,
and Reverend BDP Mike Palmer are
two dynamic individuals who
coops the Captivating Cigar
Hustlers Podcast and me, I'm
Phil.
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Mikey.
Speaking of muscle picture of
Mikey, if you could go to Phil's
camera, his month is out of date
in the back.
Yes, yes.
But uh, there's the next two
months are stuck together.
They're stuck together.
Yeah, He got excited.
I got.
To see what's going on.
Oh, really?
They are.
But you can, you can go ahead, I
accidentally.
He's actually, he's coming into
my room now.
I stuck August and September
together.
There he is.
See.
So August is just regular
August.
You need the knife.
I'll throw it at you.
You didn't even hear the door
open and close.
Wow, that's OK 3 minutes door.
I had to tape the head to it.
Yes.
Isn't this great?
Everybody wants to know what
this room looks like.
Well, they could see what it
looks like.
That's what his back looks like.
Did you get it?
You getting it over there?
Oh, you're just gonna move the
head?
There you go.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Zoom in at 4 minutes.
I don't know.
Not many people notice, but the
first day we put it up, I did
cut to it at one point so you
could see what it.
Was Oh, you're very masculine in
that picture.
Thank you.
I've been working out and
dieting.
Phil must be very excited about
that.
What are we doing for the
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I'm ready for my close up, Mr.
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I was asking what you did the.
Getting Getting going.
Very, very excited.
What's up?
What's you got?
Number What did I do?
Did you do anything inside?
You get in a fight with anybody.
No fights, no fights, no fights,
no children problem.
Everything hurts.
I'm not gonna fights well, you
get to my age, everything hurts
for no reason.
You know what we did do is I
booked a reservation for the new
Villacon ride or whatever for
the kids at Universal.
Oh, the little yellow people.
Well, yeah, well that's a
minions, but the other ones, the
villains, and you get to shoot
them and stuff.
Oh, the new movie or that movie,
The villains.
It's like Villain Con or
something, Yeah.
Oh, so.
You get on this ride, but it's
it's like a conveyor belt.
You just stand and you shoot
things as as a stand.
Yeah, bombers.
So like like the people mover
thing at the airport.
Kind of, yeah.
And it kind of moves or
whatever.
And so Teddy, baby Teddy's on
this.
Yeah ride and she gets off.
So they had to give her like a
little gun because the big gun,
bless you, the big gun, was
sneezing in.
Was too much for her to carry.
Oh, so is it Just wait, No, I'm
good.
I'm good.
Is it just battery powered?
Yeah, so like the Men in Black
ideas.
Kind of men in black, right?
It's way better and you can sit.
Is it better cuz?
It's old.
I love the Men in Black run.
Oh well, at least you could just
sit.
It's cold.
Yeah.
You get to sit.
So this is hot.
Then you're standing.
No.
It's cold, but you're standing.
It's outside.
So we get off the ride and
somebody says to Teddy, did you
like to ride?
And she goes, no, I hate it.
One of the people that worked.
One of the steps.
Oh, nice.
Oh my God.
You guys gotta fill out.
Game up.
Let me fill out the
questionnaire here.
Small girl hates rind.
Did you go, Dan?
Did you go?
To be fair, Sir, she hates
everything and everybody.
No.
Imagine you got.
She doesn't.
Imagine you got to stand like
you're standing all day.
She got me and Bubbles will be
back.
And then you look, you look, I'm
gonna go get Bubbles.
He's got Bubbles.
Come back.
He's gonna fix his whole fucking
thing.
You watch these people die now.
He's gonna straighten out all of
it.
Holy shit.
Make him sit.
Plots, Plots bubble.
So.
So we did that.
Then we got the hell out of
there.
Yeah, that sucks, right?
You stand in line for however
many hours and then you get
there.
Like you still standing.
Yeah, you still say, oh, it's
right, you don't get the sit
down Really.
That's the whole relief part of
Universal or Disney or they
understand that's how that
works.
Like, here's your gun.
Like the reward for standing.
And then they have this app that
you can download so that you can
put your name on for the score
or whatever.
And then, like, people are
getting bottled up doing this
app, I'm like, we're just going
on the fucker ride.
Oh, you do that before you get
on.
Yeah, right before you get on.
Oh, that's stupid too.
Yeah.
That's gonna be because people
about.
After you've been, you should
have started at the first hour.
Well, yeah, when you walk in,
they should be, you know, the
little to me goes, log into the
app.
But your way didn't.
Well, they might have that, but
we had no waiting time because
we had the Oh yes, the
reservation.
You just walked right.
Yeah, and it wasn't airing in.
It's air conditioning.
Oh, you said you have to stand
cold in the other one, so I
assumed it was not cold.
It was cold.
It was nice and cold.
Oh, like, oh, that feels good.
And then I'm like, wait, saying
I gotta stand.
Fuck is this Yeah, what is
there?
A seat belt?
No for standing.
So the guns Bluetooth or
something because it's not
connected by a cord.
Yeah, and you shoot these
screens.
Screens not true score.
It's a lag.
There's not a true score there.
So like the way the lights are
hanging, there's like a screen
with a picture of a bad guy on
it and you shoot it like Duck
Hunt.
It's a gigantic screen.
Well, obviously bigger, yeah.
Yes, like the size of our timer.
Yeah, like the size of our
timer.
No, it's bigger than that,
right?
I mean, you could see that, like
the aesthetics and the
technology are really cool,
right?
Kind of a mess though, with the
whole standing.
Yeah, who the hell wants to
stand?
I mean, why don't you just walk
at that point?
Because people would stop
walking.
Where you guys from?
Where you guys from Ohio.
Great.
How much did you spend to come
here?
10 grand.
Oh, perfect.
You're gonna stand.
You can stand for the next.
We have Cold AZ, but how long is
it the ride?
It's short.
Oh, you know, the rides are
short, bro.
Yeah, well, I didn't think it's
like 15 minutes long, but still.
It's short.
What do you think is the longest
ride at Universal?
You see him now in the.
Probably fast and furious.
It's a show.
That's good ride.
Well, no, it's a you're on a
bus, you're on the party.
They.
They have one which you're
talking about.
They have a show over there.
Oh, I haven't seen.
I think that's Girls, right?
Oh, is it?
They used to have like a stunt
show over there.
Yeah, the fear factor thing or
whatever.
No, it's fast and.
We had a fast and furious.
One Did they?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's not Where's the
fast?
And this is another ride at
them.
And I finally did the Mummy.
But now I've never.
Been to Fast and furious?
No.
It's next door to the Harry
Potter area, yeah, So it's over
in Harry Potter.
Next door to the left.
No, I'm My goodness, we don't go
as much as you guys do.
Oh.
I yeah, I like to go.
Well, I would too.
My wife doesn't like to go, so
it's kind of a miss.
My wife also does not like to go
oh, she sucks it up though and
deals with that.
Well, you have children, though.
Yeah, yeah, my wife just suck it
up for me.
So I'm like once a month I can
get.
It you have.
Just leave her at home.
Go by myself.
We're there almost every weekend
at this point.
That's true.
You should just go.
I'll just shoot me a text every
weekend.
I've I've I've asked you
multiple times.
I think I've been twice with
you.
Have you?
Yeah, we went to the Christmas
thing.
Oh, that was a special Yeah, I
thoroughly enjoyed it.
I enjoyed the Christmas thing.
Yeah, I think I've been twice
with you.
And then you went one other time
recently, that was one of the
time other than that too.
No, maybe I'm gonna be Chet
Neva.
Maybe.
Maybe that's what it was.
Papa Palmer.
So, so that was it.
You.
Oh, is there football?
Basketball.
No.
As of right now, all of that's,
we're working on football and
getting the rosters together.
Me doing.
I thought you were the
basketball coach.
Yeah, you're basketball.
Coach No, that's over.
Oh, so you.
Oh yeah, I told you, I told you
that.
Justice won, right?
Yeah.
But did.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, 01.
One, the other didn't.
One won, the other one lost.
But you're supposed to be
preparing next season, so you're
coach.
All they started, I mean, they
did training this week.
They did.
They did a basketball practice
thing.
Still, I won't let them sit
still, right?
You know what I mean, Right.
Yeah.
I try my best to keep them
active.
It's like, you're not.
I mean, Jax is that he's at that
Pudge level right now.
He's bulking up, right?
So he's about to get tall.
Yeah, he's either going to shoot
up a couple inches here or he's
going to look like grimace.
I don't know it's going to be
one or the other Grimace.
That's so mean it.
Would be fantastic.
Like dude, yes now.
So I will tell you this, I have
learned that.
When it comes to punishing your
kids, yes, you can't threaten.
No, no.
If you say, hey, if you do this,
I'm going to take this away and
then you say and they do it and
they're, hey, just so you know,
I'm gonna do it.
I'mma do it.
I'mma I have this thing where if
I if I see them playing video
games or whatever and they
haven't brushed their teeth like
shit is we are at Defcon three
at that .0 so.
I say if I ask you the question,
did you brush your teeth?
And the answer is no, You lose
your phone for the day, or you
lose the Xbox for the day or
something like that.
Oh, so.
Shawshank Redemption.
So when it gets his carved up,
anything.
Jax was here.
So we went to the Bucks thing,
right?
And I saw, I saw Jack smile.
Then I saw his teeth and I was
like, did you brush your teeth
today?
And he goes, no.
So I'm like, you lost your
phone.
He's like, but the day had
already been over.
It's already like 5:00 or
something.
Instant lip tightening when he
said that.
So he's like, can yes I did.
He's like, so can I get my
phone?
Can I have my phone still?
I said.
I'll tell you what, I don't
really feel like it's an
adequate punishment for me to
take your phone away at this
point at 5:00, said.
So here's what I'm going to do.
Beat you next time.
The next time you don't brush
your teeth, it's two days.
Two consecutive days.
So what?
Did he test you over the weekend
or something?
He did.
You bet your fucking ass.
He did so come Friday and I
remember the other one, to just
be the one day.
No.
So come Friday, he had, he was,
he got up and he started playing
video games.
Or he was on his Xbox or
something.
Or on his phone or something.
Asked the question.
So did you brush your teeth?
Instant shoulder slump?
No.
Give me the phone like I was two
days, baby and I got you for
two. 48 hours.
Wow.
It's a game.
So, so Saturday rolls through
and then Sunday comes by and
goes, can I get my phone?
I said no two days.
And I try to explain them like,
listen, if I don't punish, I
don't want to punish you, but if
I don't really enjoy this.
But if I don't, you know, back
what I'm going to tell you, then
you're just going to think that
life is good and you know, in
general you're going to be able
to get away with whatever the
fuck you want and there's no
consequences in life.
So no, it's two days.
So it was 2 miserable days for
him without his phone.
Even at that age, the phone is a
big deal.
Oh my God, yeah.
With the YouTube stuff and all
the other things, yeah.
Man, just wait till they become
a teenager.
Teenager.
You're gonna be threatening
every.
Day Oh my God.
Forget the phone taken away,
dude.
Take him in the car.
So I'm going to leave today.
And he he kind of like, I try my
best not to wake the kids up.
I don't want them.
I'm even though I need to start
getting them up now because
we're getting close to the
school.
Yes, I want them to sleep as
long as possible.
I believe that they need to grow
and all of the stuff and they
they need sleep.
And get Brittany a break.
Yeah, that's too Well, Teddy's.
If Teddy's actually no one's
getting a fucking break, there
is no break.
Give her some.
Extra time.
Teddy doesn't give a shit, man.
So.
I'm going to leave and he's up
all the sudden out of nowhere
and he's playing Xbox.
I go and I say, dude, dude, I'm
like you.
Do you understand how much of a
fucking like you're this isn't
registering for you?
Sorry, Dad.
Did I say you were up?
Like, do you understand were up
too?
Do you understand that I don't
want to be this guy that has to
punish you, you know, and but
here you are.
And he goes, what?
So then I asked a question.
Did you brush your teeth?
And he says, yeah, I brushed my
teeth, I'm dressed.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, I was like, my man, thank
you so much.
Here's your phone back.
I didn't have to take it away.
I was like and but and I praised
them for it.
I was like, thank you so much
dude.
I appreciate you just getting
up, taking care of what you need
to take care of, and now you can
do whatever you need to do.
So you should come and get out
of jail free card.
No, no, no.
And when he left, he goes, I
should've showed my dad.
No.
Do that and didn't really brush
my teeth.
No, the one who lies, actually.
It goes down by sectors.
I would say Jax is the most
honest justice.
He's a 5050, but you can tell
when he's lying.
He's not good at it yet, no.
Yeah.
He and I'm working.
He's like, no, like, wait a
second.
Yeah, Teddy.
That bitch lies about
everything.
She Oh my God.
She got the cookie around her
mouth and everything.
Dude, I did not eat the cookie.
Yeah, what cookie?
I did not eat the cookie.
Dude.
Bubbles.
Bubbles, bring me that.
Cookie.
There's an M&M jar.
Done, Daddy.
There's a there's an M&M jar in
our in our house right now which
it's gotta go, man.
The problem for me And we said
don't eat the M&M's right?
So she grabs some M&M's and
before she comes into our room.
We see she, well, you could see
that she's like right outside
the door eating the M&M.
Yeah.
So she knows what's up.
Yeah, she knew.
Do not crush this.
Yeah, do not cross this
threshold.
Right, so when she comes in, we
knew that she ate the M and m's.
Did you eat the M and M's?
No.
Go to your room.
I said go to your room.
Cuz you're alive.
No, I didn't eat the.
M&M You're alive.
Sounds like us here like.
Like for one, we saw you.
For two, your tongue is green
and blue.
Go to your room.
So she goes to a room just
crying, blah blah blah.
And I went in there 20 times.
Did you eat the MM's?
No.
I mean she stuck to it.
Didn't do it.
She stuck to her story.
Hey, mean.
Deaths ride a die right there,
boy.
So never ride time on anybody.
Well, I said, OK, fine.
You're gonna stay in your room.
I kept.
I kept this going, man.
I kept this going.
I'm like, did you eat the MM's?
No.
I mean, I legitimately did it 20
times.
Eventually, she figured it out
that she had to be honest.
Oh, she's got a cop to it to.
Get out of the to get out of the
room.
Get out of detention 20 times
over how long a period?
Oh my God, it was probably 15 or
20 minutes, you know, maybe
longer.
Yes, I just ate the ones that
are my pillow do.
She knows I ate the Eminem's.
I'm sorry.
I was like, OK, the Eminem's
that, All right, You're happy?
Yeah.
You broke, man, and I said
that's all you have to do.
Don't.
Don't ever lie to Mommy and
Daddy.
Oh, so next time she's gonna eat
them?
You bet your ass.
I ate the M&M's.
Fuck yeah.
I'm very confused on this
loyalty then.
Sorry.
I ate.
You can stand outside.
You want the truth.
You can't handle the truth.
So today she started places and
parties.
You want people like me to eat
them and M's you need people
like.
Me, She quickly adapted because
today I went to go and leave and
she goes, oh, I have to poop.
I was like, OK.
So normally when you know the
three-year old poops, you got to
wipe the three-year olds butt.
OK, so she gets out of the
bathroom, I go, did you go poop
without anybody wiping your
butt?
She goes, yeah, I'm like, come
on.
So I go and I said come here,
let me wipe you.
She's like, no, I already went.
I already went poop.
I already went poop.
I'm like, but someone's gonna
wipe your butt.
She knows she's in trouble.
She.
Yeah.
I flushed in everything, so I
wiped her butt and there was
nothing.
Even wash my hair.
One of those clean ones that
happens every I said wait a
second, I go, So did you poop?
And she goes, yes, I said.
Now you're lying again.
Why are you lying about this?
Stop lying.
She goes to a room.
I didn't punish her.
I didn't send her to a room.
I just said you're lying.
Now she knows, so I'm going to
leave from the house and she and
I give everybody hugs and kisses
and say everybody bye and tell
my love.
And she says, Daddy, I didn't
poop earlier.
She knew she had to get that
out, at least.
At least she's so, you know, at
least the the gap that's between
the getting smaller.
Yeah, yeah, we've reduced it,
you know, hey, to about two
minutes.
So girls.
Are rough bro.
Wait, yeah, Be in here until he
comes back.
If I don't admit to it.
So I'm yeah, OK.
Yes, I know.
Poop if I don't, If I don't.
See boys, like he was saying.
Like his boys, you could tell if
they're lying, right?
They give signs, girls.
No sign.
Yeah, but I mean, you know.
You know what you like when you
left, You went and I ate the
Eminem's and ate the fucking
Eminem's.
Dad.
What?
Bubbles will stop.
What do you do?
What do you do?
Bubbles.
Bubbles.
Good.
Daddy.
So.
So.
So.
Yeah, that's this is my life.
Now what?
Well, you know what?
I think my boys.
You can be harder on your boys.
Of course, you know what I mean,
Cuz I'm raising men, right?
You know, I'm and on the other
side.
I'm more resilient and on the
other side I'm I'm raising the
person to manipulate the men.
Right, yes.
No.
She's doing well, she and she's
just she's succeeding, right.
It's obviously in the genes.
Listen, Dad, how many M&M's are
you asking if I ate?
What's the magic?
What are we quantifying here?
One one's OK2.
Technically, I did not eat
M&M's.
I ate peanut M&M 's.
I want to where's the where's
the swallow them hole?
Where's the threshold?
But she knows that.
What's the number?
She writes it on?
Piece papers led it over.
But she knows.
She fucking knows that she can
ask me for whatever she wants.
Oh, yeah, she gonna get it.
Oh, yeah.
You know, I was working with my
laptop, doing, uh, online stuff
for the the site.
Yeah.
She's like, I want to play on
the laptop, so I'd let her touch
the shift key because, you know,
there's nothing you can do.
Oh.
You let it.
You let it start.
So, she says.
I want a laptop.
I want my own.
I'm like, OK, So I started
looking at toy laptops, and then
I let it go.
I'm like, yeah, whatever.
Next day she says, Mommy, Dad's
gonna get me a laptop, so there
you're in.
So then she says.
Did you say that you're gonna
get a laptop for and?
Kinda.
And then that's.
So I sent it a text to Britney
and said it'll be there 5:00.
I ordered it on Amazon.
It's like 17 bucks.
I'm like it's it's on its way.
And she goes, This is why they
are the way they are.
They know, she said.
No, I don't.
The lights go out in the house.
Yeah.
No.
If he goes, yeah.
I mean, I could be running.
Net negative.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, whatever.
What do you want to?
OK, sure.
Ferrari.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Ferrari.
I like a drinking Ferrari Daddy.
Go at you par.
What'd you do?
I.
Didn't do a damn thing all
weekend.
Surprise a bro.
Hey Boo, you went to Celery
City.
I went celery City Saturday
night.
Sunday.
I don't think I got off the
couch unless I wanted food or I
had to go to the bathroom.
Me either, me and the dogs.
We're all spread out on the
couch.
I watched Mission Impossible.
All six of them.
Oh, I turned Navy Seals on.
I've been watching that and I
just let it run.
Nice.
That sounds fantastic.
It was fall asleep for 1520
minutes.
Wake up.
Oh, they saved the world.
That's nice.
I gotta tell you something.
Go back to sleep.
We're building a sector in the
garage.
Yeah, for a cold plunge.
Oh, I heard you talking about
this briefly at Celery City.
Oh, wait a second.
Wait a second.
He said he had to clean his
garage a little bit.
I didn't want to say it up
there.
Oh yeah, you.
Don't wanna say it up there.
I just didn't want to hear any
of my shit.
So yeah, so we're so there Is
this like a section of where my
tools and stuff are that I don't
use.
I mean, let's get the tools.
Yeah, I do.
That's crazy.
Wow, that's weird.
So put together grills.
So we tightened the tools
anymore.
So we tightened up that area so
that we could put a freezer
chest there, right?
And I'm gonna modify the freezer
chest into a cold plunge.
What do you do to modify it?
You just need a temperature
regulator, an oxidizer to clean
the water, and a pump like a
circulator.
Oh, and the other thing that you
can do is you can epoxy the
interior.
It's crazy that I know all this
shit already.
I don't how much how.
Much is this for a blow up one?
The blow up ones?
Probably the same price of what
I paid for the freezer chest.
OK.
And you still need to get a
chiller or something like that
to keep it cold, so this is
definitely the most affordable.
That's what I was just
wondering.
Oh dude, yeah, I looked.
Into how big a freezer do you
need for you 16 cubic?
I don't.
I don't know 16 cubic foots,
just about 5 foot in length.
Oh, is that about the length of
the table?
If you if you cut it like it's
like and that's it's about it's
a little under 5 foot I think.
The table is about almost 7.
It's probably about the size of
this table, yeah.
And it's 28 inches wide.
Gotcha.
Yeah, 2 feet. 28 inches, that's
it.
You're gonna fit.
Yeah, we measured.
Oh, I got extra space.
Do you have to like keep the lid
off or something?
So you keep the lid on?
You unplug it when you go in, so
you don't have to worry about
getting shocked or anything.
Just dump right in.
I'm gonna call this now.
How long did?
You did you put your shoulders
down?
Then it'll be here Wednesday.
OK, well.
Yeah, I think you're worth 28
inches across at the shoulders.
I did the measurements.
You measured your shoulders,
yeah.
So what's the width of your
shoulders?
I think there's 2422 or
something like that.
It's gonna be a little tight.
It's.
Yeah, of course.
It's gonna be a little tight.
What do you do when Teddy sheds
a lid on you?
Yeah, fucking eat my M&S.
Come out in bubbles and sitting
on the top of it and she's gonna
read M&M.
These are good on her laptop.
Blots, bubbles, blots and
cooler.
Oh boy.
So somehow that parlayed into us
removing a the agave plant that
looks like death.
Britney did all the work, I
mean.
Well, yes, obviously.
Well, there was a wee Now it's
changed.
Yeah, let's be honest, Britney.
Britney did all the work, man.
Are You and Teddy 8 Eminem's
dude?
She was.
She woke up this morning.
She's like, everything hurts.
I felt so bad.
Not that bad though.
Yeah.
Well, I got her dishwasher in
the mix, so.
She's been hand washing dishes.
No, the dishwasher that we had
was kind of shit.
Yes, she's been hand washing
dishes this whole time.
So yeah, we I went to Home Depot
to buy duct tape and came home
with a dishwasher.
Wow.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's one of those Bosch ones,
apparently.
Bosch.
A good breath.
It's nice.
They make radios and stuff.
Tools.
Tools.
Yeah, tools.
Appliances that was like no
clearance thing was a display
thing.
Oh, it's not like it was
running.
No, that's what you know.
Yeah.
So why when I looked at it and I
was like, let's talk to the
salesperson or whatever, I go,
what the fuck?
Yeah, but it's Bosh.
What the fuck is Bosh?
And she's like, yeah, it's the
number one sold dishwasher and
the nation knows.
That's what they tell everybody
about every brand.
No, it's a Home Depot person.
They don't care about selling
decommission.
No way.
Sure.
They do.
Bosh is a number.
One the applying to people do
there you go, listen to Phil.
They do the Commission, but
Bosch is #1.
What do you get?
I dude, I fucking stole this
thing.
It was like 400 bucks, right?
What's the Commission?
Would you make $10?
Yeah, probably.
But the good news is is Mikey
installed it.
I did install it, Britney and I
installed it.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
OK, now just changed because you
said you installed it.
Now it's Britney and you.
Is it just Britney or is it No?
Well, listen, I will always give
credit to Britney because she
definitely helps.
She definitely helps.
She the the hands and you're the
We'll move your hand to the
left.
The dark.
He holds the flashlight for her.
I do that.
I hold the.
Flashlight for Britney.
No, no.
Not for Britney, For Tia.
For Tia.
She helped.
Who's his wife when you helped
them?
Yeah, she was.
She was a major component in
installing the drain off of the
garbage disposal.
She did that.
Very well.
Little hands, Yeah, 28 inch
shoulders.
Now I helped to fuse it on, you
know, when we were reattaching.
He tightened the thing on the
plan.
I handled the water.
I mean, I did.
I did a lot of it.
But she debt was definitely a
big help.
Nice.
Yeah.
Teamwork makes it, you know.
And it's funny.
What's really kind of remarkable
is doing those things.
Yeah, like, it was awesome.
We had a it was a long, hard
day, but you know, just working
with your partner to do
something was fucking fantastic.
Right.
Yeah.
So we really enjoyed it.
Nice.
And now she's dead today and.
Now she can't move.
Oh yeah, she's in the freezer,
yeah.
Oh Lord, jeez, Freeze is not
here yet.
It.
Was a horrible tournament I'm
looking?
I asked CHED about epoxying it.
Oh yeah, yeah.
What do you say he's like,
that's weird.
Well, to be fair, I've been
trying to get checked to epoxy
my countertops for two years.
Oh really?
Yeah, so you got to stay on him.
He'll forget.
Oh yeah, no.
So I try to do it when Adrian's
gone to surprise her, and I've
tried over 2 years, like four
times and then something happens
and he forgets what's going to
happen is he's going to get
sucked into a re epoxying the
fucking counters in my my house
too, because those are a mess.
Well, it's it's.
All right.
Is that all you got?
Yeah, I mean, that was 30
minutes.
That actually was 30 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, he's ready to talk.
He's ready.
He's always gonna get his Phil
fun.
Fill time, fill time, Phil time.
The dance is my favorite book.
Welcome the Cigar Hustlers
podcast feature Phil's Fun
Facts.
Hello people's.
All right, fellas, There are
several types of tobacco that
are grown depending on their
use.
That's weird how they sell that.
Fire cured.
It's used for snuff and chewing
tobacco.
Dark air cured used for chewing
tobacco.
Air cured Maryland tobacco used
for cigarettes.
Air cured cigar Tobacco used for
cigar wrappers and fillers.
Flu cured.
Used for cigarette pie cured.
Flu cured.
Cured, it says.
Yeah, cured.
OK.
Curd.
Curd.
Was it fucking milk?
Curd Cured not curd cured.
Are you eating your curd in whey
Cured all?
Right.
Used for cigarette, pipe and
chewing tobacco.
OK, Stone curd.
Cured.
Cured.
That's what I said.
Fuck.
Used for once.
Oh my God, Oh my God.
Sometimes.
You just have to wait for it.
What a terrible delivery on that
it was.
It is curb, Curb.
He messed it up.
He said the word wrong
everything.
That's a mess.
Whatever.
He was so anxious to say it too.
Like you wanted to rush out.
Wait, we're not getting the news
yet, are we?
That's what comes next.
Why?
Why do you want?
You want to talk about the
thing?
You want to go ahead, Go ahead,
Fell.
So, So what?
So what's going on?
Where's?
Why?
It can you talk about the?
Frenchy.
The Frenchy?
No.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I know.
Well, you already let it out at
the beginning of the show.
Oh yeah.
So you go back and listen to the
beginning of the show.
He's got a new job.
Why?
I don't know.
You want to talk about something
like that.
We can talk about that on the
Patreon.
OK.
That's why I was wondering, OK,
we can talk about that on the
Patreon.
That's fine.
OK.
All right.
On to the news.
Oh, now I'm glad that you
approved.
From the four corners of the
world, all the cigar industry
news you could possibly need.
The Cigar Hustler podcast report
with Mike too.
I have a PCA called Action I
want to do Michael.
Oh, something I want them to do.
Did you know there is not a
cigar emoji on the keyboard
anywhere?
Really.
There's a cigarette one.
There's not a.
Cigar one Who do we?
So I would like the PCA to work
on that.
To please PCA, get us a cigar
emoji that we can.
Use on the iPhone.
On any of them, that's text.
We should text Sean.
Sean, he works right up.
Oh well, can't the PCA talk to
you?
I mean, Sean wouldn't get
anything done, guys on so many
drugs.
But that's it.
I was trying to do something and
use emojis as part of it and
Cigarette was the only one that
has anything smoke coming.
Huh.
Wow.
I never even realized.
Yeah, I didn't notice it either.
Well, I wouldn't double check
before I decided to do this.
And I'm like, Nope, there is not
one.
Not a single cigar emoji.
No, Not A1.
Not even a face.
Smoking a cigar?
Not.
Even what if you just use a
Cuban flag?
I think you have a better
chance.
The same.
I think you have a better chance
of the marijuana fucking leaf
being put on the amount you
think so?
Yeah, wow.
Yeah.
Why is there a cigarette one?
Like if you type in cigarette
into your phone, you know it
poop.
It pops up like if you put in
boat or something.
It's because they hate.
It's a cars for Sense because
worthy.
Why do they like cigarettes
though?
Make some lots of money.
Doesn't make Apple any money.
Oh.
All right, Black Star Lines Mr.
Fahrenheit Corona Gorda begins
shipping.
The first of two PCA 2023
releases from the Black Star
Line cigars has begun shipping
to stores.
Earlier this week, the Black
Star Line cigar Mr. Fahrenheit
Corona Gorda begin shipping out.
It's a 6 by 46 Corona Gorda with
a shaggy foot, fireman foot.
It comes with an onion.
Uses a Connecticut broadleaf
wrapper over Dominican binder
and Dominican and Nicaraguan
fillers.
It's made at Tabla Isla.
In the Dominican Republic, this
is a second size for the line A5
by 50.
Robusta was offered at
underground cigar shops NFG 23
event in the spring, though the
size was limited to 1000 cigars.
The name refers to a lyric to a
lyric in Queens.
Don't stop Mr., Don't Stop Me
Now.
The Corona Gorda has an MSRP of
1199 per cigar and offered in
boxes and bundles of 20 cigars.
Each price the same as a regular
production offering time.
Like Starline offers new PCA
2023 releases of Rosewood 1923
could begin shipping as early as
next week.
Wow.
I'm pretty, I'm excited for this
one.
So am I Why?
I'm dying to try it.
I want to try it.
That's why you wanted to try for
the Patreon.
Well, because it's been
released, I'm trying to keep our
Patreon release.
Our reviews with the cigars are
being released.
Very sorry, trying to, but now
we're week behind.
We're always gonna be still a
week behind.
Always gonna be.
Week Have you guys ever thought
of doing 2 on the show?
You know, I thought about that,
but no.
But that's not a good idea.
Stop me.
No.
I am excited though for because
it's the Black Star lines, not.
A fresh pallet, Maybe the cigar
you had first taints the second
one or something.
Oh yeah, If you're really hell
bad done doing Mr. Fahrenheit,
we'll do it today.
No, you already got.
I don't give a fuck.
No.
Whatever.
We.
Can do that.
We can do that with.
I mean, you've got those
upstairs out too, but those came
out last week.
I can honor a special on both of
them and we can just roll into
Mr. Fahrenheit.
We can do it next.
Yeah, no, I can get it.
I understand your fucking yes.
Passive aggressive bullshit.
Passive aggressive.
I caught it last week, yeah,
when we did the Papasaka, right.
I mean, you made a couple
comments.
Right.
It didn't go unnoticed.
Don't even have them.
It didn't go unnoticed.
They reviewed a cigarette they
can't even get from us.
Didn't.
Go out so fast.
And now.
That's right.
And now now you continued to
fucking beat home the Mr.
Fahrenheit thing.
No, no, that was the lead story.
This week, give me the Mr.
Fahrenheit.
Where they at?
Let's go.
You're in the human.
One second PAPI.
Oh no.
Momento.
PAPI by administration opposes
preventing FDA from banning
flavored cigars and menthol
cigarettes.
Sneeze again.
Well, you think it would have
cut the camera one before he
stood up.
But no, not at all.
What is it?
And one of the least surprising
turn of events?
The Biden administration has
announced that it is opposed to
a bill introduced by House
Republicans that would limit
FDA's ability to regulate
flavored cigars and menthol
cigarettes. the US Food and Drug
Administration has said that
they will announce A finalized
rule that would ban flavored
cigars and menthol cigarettes as
early as this fall.
In May, the House Committee.
In May the House Committee on
Appropriations.
Introduced A proposed funding
bill for various agencies.
There you go.
There you go.
Including FDA.
That, amongst other things,
would prevent the agency from
banning flavored cigars and
menthol cigarettes.
In short, the language says that
in order to receive money to
fund FDA, the agency would be
prevented from introducing bans
on flavored cigars and menthol
cigarettes, as well as
introducing rules that the
amount of nicotine on a product
can have.
This is 13.7 grams by the way.
I can find a piece of paper
again with the paper it's 14.3
grams.
Weight is what, 14.3?
14.3. 30 Audio Diaz, Alladio 70
Anniversary of Debuting and
Entered the Back 2023.
I haven't met this guy.
Alladio.
Yeah, he was.
He's at the PCA.
He was.
We didn't get to meet him.
I don't know if he was this
year.
He was last year.
We saw a picture.
I saw picture right before.
I forget who he's normally with.
I think the Crown dance people,
he didn't buy.
We should have bought that.
I don't know.
It's weird that.
Alladio.
You know, here's the problem.
Yes, the guy is distinguished
and he has a name.
Yes.
Alladio.
Yeah.
Yes, Diaz.
But that doesn't mean your cigar
is gonna sell.
No, Normally he gives him away
though.
Yeah, but even like the Sigmund
Freud, the Agapes, and the.
Other You know, the giant
Sigmund Freud I had that Friday.
It was pretty good, yeah.
But there needs to be some way
that a consumer can connect with
that guy.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
And I don't see that connection.
He doesn't go around, you say.
You don't have to go around, you
just got to connect.
Well, right.
Well, he was like he was in
somebody else's photo.
Yeah.
If he walked in, I wouldn't know
who he was.
Yeah.
I love you.
Oh, you're a latio.
We love you.
I.
Didn't know.
What you looked like, though, I
said.
You're somebody older.
And I was like.
For years, Audio Diaz has made
himself a birthday cigar.
That would do.
It would smoke and give to
friends and family.
Each year he'd create a
different cigar.
As time went on, the cigars
gained all righty and even
started putting bands on them.
But the cigars were never
offered for sale.
This year there will be an
Alladio Diaz cigar that
references references his
birthday and it will be sold.
Just not in the US.
What the hell?
OK, Alladio, you're off the
list.
Yeah, a lot, Yeah.
I don't think we can do anything
else with, you know, That's why
he didn't buy it, Michael.
He's not offering it here.
Isn't that all weird?
And you know what I mean.
I just don't get it.
I don't either.
Maybe he doesn't live in the
United States.
OK.
But still the you know?
Maybe he realizes that the man
for his cigar is not in the
United States because he doesn't
promote it.
Where the fuck is it then?
It's in Europe you think is the
man is in Europe.
Well, he debuted at the end of
the back 2023.
Or China.
It's going to take place next
month.
Diaz and his family will debut
the Eladio Diaz, 70 and
versario.
We offered it a single size of 7
by 52 Churchill Extra.
Using seven different tobacco's
not six but seven.
What is it?
Is that what a Churchill extra
is?
7 extra tobacco.
No, actually it means it's
bigger than a Churchill.
OK.
Including an Ecuadorian rapper,
Mexican binder, and fillers from
the Dominican Republic.
As for the 70 name, it
references more than just his
70th birthday.
Oh, well, we don't have to
worry.
There won't be a whole lot more
of these coming out OK.
A milestone he has celebrated on
May 28th.
Also a play on the #7 His mother
bought a 7 year old Diaz.
Wait, not brought.
Bought.
Brought.
Not bought.
She didn't buy him, she brought
him sorry do a small tobacco
factory.
Consequently this year marked 63
years and working with tobacco.
So when he was seven he started
working with the base, started
rollings.
You must roll each a garden
only.
Roll That's about right.
Third World country.
You're 63 years and working with
tobacco 7 * 9.
He goes 63.
I don't know why that's in
there.
Suffered a stroke on November
14th. 14 is a multiple of seven,
and that will be 7 years since
its stroke.
Oh, so it's a fable cigar is
what you're saying?
That's exactly what, the prime
of seven?
Prime is 7.
He started when he was seven.
He had a stroke in November 14th
and then this carries out to be
cigar itself 752 with seven
types of tobacco which we sold
in boxes of 14.
Yes, you're right.
It's now a fable cigar.
Yep.
Pricing has not been announced,
but production is limited to
1400 boxes of 14 cigars.
Huh.
And you can't get them it.
Will be distributed in Europe by
Cop Tobacco, formerly known as
Coal House and Cop.
Entered back 2023.
Takes place in everything, blah
blah blah.
Let's see his birthday.
Gained notoriety during his long
career at Davidoff where he was
the production chief of Davidoff
Dominican operation responsible
for overseeing the cigar making.
His birthday Cigars, which
shares some trades with blah
blah blah.
All right, now we have a Florida
story.
There was not much in the news
this week, I guess.
Not much at all.
Parents are seeking $15 million
after their daughter was
disfigured and scarred by a hot
chicken nugget, disfigured and
scarred.
By a hot chicken nugget.
Disfigured, yes, just freed on.
In Florida.
I've got understand this.
Broward Jury Found Upchurch
Foods McDonald's Liable For
Burns On the Channel My Fucking
God.
Down in Fort Lauderdale, opening
statement began Tuesday and a
second trial to determine the
damages that will be awarded to
a family who filed A lawsuit
against McDonald's and its
franchisees UP Church Foods
after their four year old
daughter was severely burned by
chicken Nuggets called Upchurch
Foods.
Up Church, Upchurch.
I'd be good.
That'd be a better name.
I'm up.
Charged.
Church, why is this line thing?
I heard that you're up.
Charged.
There's a fee.
There's a fee fee.
There's a fee for the fee.
A lot of French people around
here.
The jury found that both were
liable for failure to warn about
the foreseeable risk of harm.
My God.
Story below updated throughout
the day.
Oh, sorry, Rather that was under
dry.
Food's hot.
I know it's hard.
It's.
A so hot it burned her.
Michael, come on and disfigured
her.
How God?
The jury found up Church Foods,
but not McDonald's, was
negligent and decided that both
companies were not liable for
the additional allegations.
The victim's parents were
seeking 15,000,000 for the burn
they say left their four year
old daughter disfigured and
scarred $15 million.
The lawsuit stems from a trip to
the drive through August 21st,
2019.
Falana Holmes said that she went
to McDonald's, it's there's an
address and Tamarac and ordered
a six piece chicken nugget Happy
Meal for her daughter Olivia.
Yeah, she said.
The girl was in the car when she
dropped a nugget in her lap,
which got lodged between the
thigh and the vehicle seat belt.
The chicken nugget inside the
Happy Meal were unreasonably and
dangerously hot and caused the
victim's skin and flesh around
her thigh to burn.
Did you not check the food
before you get handed it to your
child?
What was the name of the child
capable?
Olivia.
The Soup claims the company
served food that was unfit for
human handling, let alone
consumption, due to the
temperature.
McDonald's and the franchisees
argued food safety rules
required the Nuggets to be hot
enough, otherwise they are
unsafe to eat.
And that's when McDonald's stop
using robots.
Yeah, they can't feel the
temperature.
Right.
Yeah, the robot just picked them
up and put them in the thing.
It didn't big about this is so
ridiculous.
Man, we're gonna have to pay
these guys $20.00 an hour now.
The defense also argued that
what happens to a Mcnugget once
it leaves a drive through window
is beyond McDonald's control,
That is.
That's true.
So.
But they did have that lawsuit
with the Hot Coffee.
They obviously got their shit
together after that.
I was.
Apparently not.
Now it's transferred to the
Mcnuggets.
Well, they just said flat out
that they they can't be sued.
No, the defense argued that
that's not their fault because
your parents, an idiot, gives
you hot flu.
They're gonna get paid.
They're getting 800, they're
getting $800,000.
Yeah, they're getting bad.
They didn't get the 15.
They got 808 hundred G's, 800
G's.
This cigar is hot, Eric.
I'm fucking reaching out.
Just want you to know they.
Put it in the pop of my hand and
we got I didn't know it was hot.
There's no, there's no
disclosure.
There was number.
Because my hand modeling career.
Listen, we're doing it wrong,
fellows.
We need to start going to
Chickfila, Burger King, you
guys.
Need to put your kids?
We need to drive every single
cigar company.
Let's just do every single day.
You never said they were hot.
Never said they're bad for me.
Stg's a lot of money.
Let's do them.
Oh yeah, they probably have a
good attorneys though.
We need somebody that's like mid
level and somebody who doesn't
have enough money to throw at it
all day.
Sounds like a lotio problem.
We go after a lot.
He's 70 years old, had a stroke.
Yeah, let's go after him.
They put him up on the stand.
Exactly.
They were hot.
We're gonna have to fly to go
get those cigars.
Oh yeah, We have to go to
Europe.
You didn't say I had to get
home.
Plane in disclose that.
It's closed it with planes.
All right, That's all I got.
You got a Shop of the Week,
Michael, You got a Shop of the
Week.
Come on.
Shop of the week Place where the
guy can't reach your turkeys
secreto cigars.
Secreto Cigar Shop of the Week,
where we will be on August 19th
for the worldwide release of the
Postania.
What?
Yeah, Postania.
You look at me there saying
something wrong.
Postania, Connecticut.
Cigar.
Don't want to miss it?
Don't want to miss it?
Don't.
Want to miss it?
It's going to be epic.
Super.
Yes, 12 to 6.
We're having lunch.
It's a brunch.
No, no, he's hiding the keys.
Do you think Ronnie answers,
Ever call him right now,
there's.
No.
Yeah, let's plug the thing we
have 50 minutes ago.
They'll take him that long and
tell us we're doing something
wrong.
Secreto Cigars is not closing
that night.
He closes at 7.
He's gonna be out of there.
No Mikey's hiding the keys.
I want to get one of his
Instagram lives.
We're all gonna be in his
Instagram life.
Nice.
He's gonna say something totally
inappropriate right off the rib.
Oh, good.
No, he's not gonna answer.
I gotta call you back.
You got a couple guys here.
We're on the podcast right now.
We're trying to plug the event.
You're trying to plug the event
on the podcast that's gonna play
one.
Tomorrow.
So it'll be live tomorrow, not
today.
So it's recorded podcast.
Correct.
You know, I was just wondering
what's gonna happen when me and
Skip Martin officially become
best friends?
Is he gonna?
You think that we're gonna end
up stealing all of your guys's
Roma craft business from you?
Well, as long as you openly
admit the Chaldeans originally
sold cigars before everybody
else and that they're better
than everybody else.
Yeah, I could see that
happening.
We did not sell cigars.
But we did have Pike Tobacco
Division of Star Region.
Are you?
Bomb.
There's a bomb.
People were there.
Cut the blue wire.
Your background.
You know what that is right
there.
That's not a post on your cigar.
Be in Scan It that Dunbarton
this second brought you by
Dunbar.
Don't worry, we'll go ahead and
beep that up for you, buddy. 7
minutes.
That's why it's not.
Fucking.
I'm very excited about you guys
coming to Michigan reuniting me
with Chet.
Rebellion is going to be pretty
good.
Yeah, Almer.
I don't know how much the states
are looking for Palmer.
I know people are actually
asking for chat.
Yeah, yeah, he's got like 5
people.
By name?
Yeah, people like chat.
Six people like chat. 06 people.
Now you're 6.
Six people.
Yeah, five of six people have
said they wanted to meet Chat.
Excellent.
Wow.
It's great.
Excellent.
I don't know if that's a good
reason.
I mean, they might want to meet
him, to punch him in the head,
Who knows?
Yeah, it could be.
They got very possible.
They just want to see him.
I'm excited for you guys to get
here.
Yeah, I can't wait to be there.
There's one more.
Yeah.
One more question.
Yeah, go ahead.
Is it true that you're bringing
something special for all of our
customers?
It's possible.
That does sound like it excites
people.
It's very.
When somebody says possible.
Probable is a better word, It's
probable.
More than likely it's highly
probable that we will.
That's good.
That's really good.
We'll have something special
there for In store, only there
will be live on fire as I handle
it.
That's just new.
Yep, there you go.
Uber sexy.
I'm running for the event as we
speak right now.
Excellent.
I hope that you brought your
laptop and that's just your
lunch.
I did not.
You know, you cost me today.
I got lunch, but I don't have
inability to go on social media,
be live, inability to pull up
anything on my iPad.
UPS came here for our meeting.
I had nothing for the meeting
because I'm talking to you and
that it was disruption and now I
have nothing.
It's all my fault.
Always your fault, brother.
All right, go back to.
I love you too.
Thank you later.
Bye Ballmer.
Bye bud.
Goodbye.
I love that.
Didn't mention boots.
Even watch.
No, no Phil, no boots, no, no,
no.
Boots.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, he'll love me when I walk
through the door.
He'll go Who's that?
Who's this guy?
You're gonna fuck him there.
Our Uber driver that you know
does.
He wanted to come and check out
the he wanted to meet Chet.
Meet Chet.
That is fantastic.
Anybody I still know Michigan
doesn't smoke cigars so they
won't come.
Gotta turn them baby.
Let's go just Facebook friends
at this point.
There's alcohol.
I've been gone for a long, long
time.
I've been gone for a long time.
Long, long time.
See Jake is 2627.
So at least 27 years I've been
gone, huh?
Probably all dead.
Anybody.
I know.
Ronnie likes to give me a hard
time.
He calls me fat.
So I'd say, you know, I'm gonna
keep your keys on the top shelf.
So I can't.
I mean, there's one thing, one
thing about being fat is I could
always lose the weight.
Yeah.
He can't grow.
Yeah, one thing about being
sure.
He's gonna be short running.
It's never gonna happen, right?
It's never gonna happen.
Is he bringing his wife?
I don't.
Maybe just.
Stand there.
So there's that.
Go.
Look, I'm the same size as your
wife.
She doesn't have to bend over to
kiss me hello.
Terrible person.
Listener of the week?
Listener of the week?
You have a listener?
Sure, Go ahead.
The Week David Morris Mr.
Birthday Boy.
The birthday boy just spent four
days here.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He hung out.
He spoke a little more this
time.
Not, you know, not a lot.
Not a lot, but more, yeah.
Yeah, maybe he's getting used to
us.
He's loosening it up.
Three or four more trips.
We won't get him a shut up.
We're gonna break him in as a
matter of time.
Hung out with the celery.
City hung out upstairs at the
Hustler headquarters.
Yes, excellent.
Anything else?
Believe that's it.
What's the event at the shop
this this month, Well after the
release of the party at Rob
Should.
We probably shouldn't mention
any because I don't want to take
away from that one.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah.
So then nothing.
Nothing yet.
We'll announce later.
We'll tell you.
We'll tell you later.
All right.
It's been episode 293 of the
Cigars or podcast.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Show Notes
Title: "Cigars Unleashed: Advocacy, New Releases, and Legal Battles"
Episode 293 of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast is here, packed with fiery updates from the world of cigars. Join us as we dive into the latest happenings that are sure to keep your humidor stocked with information and intrigue.
In this episode, we're setting the stage for action! We'll be addressing an urgent call to all cigar aficionados: The PCA Call to Action. Despite the abundance of emojis, we're shocked to discover there's no cigar emoji! Let's rally together and change that. Tune in to find out how you can support this movement and add a much-needed cigar emoji to our virtual conversations.
Breaking news on the tobacco front: The Black Star Line's highly anticipated Mr. Fahrenheit Corona Gorda has begun shipping. We'll explore the ins and outs of this exceptional blend, dissecting its flavors and sharing initial impressions. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or a newbie, this cigar's journey from creation to your humidor is a tale you won't want to miss.
Switching gears, we'll delve into the political arena, where the Biden administration's stance on flavored cigars and menthol cigarettes is causing quite the stir. Get the lowdown on their opposition to preventing the FDA from banning these products, and discover the potential ramifications for the cigar industry.
As we traverse the globe of cigar releases, we shine a spotlight on the Eladio Diaz 70 Aniversario. Debuting at Intertabac 2023, this commemorative masterpiece promises to be a treasure trove of flavor and artistry. Join us as we preview this release and anticipate the unique experiences it's poised to offer.
In a twist that takes us beyond the cigar world, we'll also cover a sensational legal case that has captivated Florida: "Hot McNugget Lawsuit." Delve into the details as we discuss how a Broward jury found Upchurch Foods and McDonald's liable for burns suffered by a young girl due to a scalding Chicken McNugget. The aftermath of this case has left parents seeking a staggering $15 million in damages.
So, whether you're a seasoned aficionado or simply curious about the cigar industry's latest developments and the broader legal landscape, Episode 293 of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast is your one-stop destination. Tune in for a rollercoaster of insights, debates, and intriguing stories that are bound to keep you hooked from start to finish.