Cigar Hustlers Podcast Episode 300
Transcript
Welcome to the Cigar Hustlers
podcast, episode 300. 303
hundred where we bring you the
latest news and inside all the
people are having the King Mike.
Stefan Couch and Reverend BDP
Mike Palmer are two dynamic
individuals who cohost the
captivating Cigar Hustler's
podcast.
And me, I'm Phil, So grab your
favorite smoke, sit back and
join us for another exciting
episode of the Cigar Hustler's
podcast.
Oh, hello.
You do give me Go skip it.
All right, we just skip it.
Just.
Get over it.
I don't really.
You know the the more and more I
thought about it, right?
300 episodes because sort of no.
I kind of pride myself and I
think we should pride ourselves
on having no.
No ads, but no ads.
Because.
It would be nice to.
As as far as a little financial
poof.
Right, Yeah.
It's still, you know what?
It still isn't going to be a lot
of money.
No, but we need new lights in
there.
We'll just, we'll just look
awkwardly at.
We can put a Venmo up on the
bottom of.
It or something.
Donate.
Like to donate to the light
fund?
Maybe that'd be better.
We'll just do a go fund me.
Just a go go.
Fund me.
Yeah, we could.
Every time we want to improve
something.
Yeah, go fund me for new lights
in the studio.
I think we would get a action on
that.
I think the Patreon does a
pretty good job too.
Yeah, we funds the account.
Yeah, so it keeps us running.
Yeah, we pay ran.
So pay.
Rent.
Pay the power, Pay the Wi-Fi
that doesn't work.
I just don't, you know, the more
and more I think about it, it
really keeps us significantly
different from the rest of.
Them you mean Poor?
No, they're no.
They're all poor too.
Oh well, they're poor with that.
What's?
That they're poor with that.
They're doing something wrong,
they're just doing more work.
And.
Yeah, I went dinner.
How about that cigars contest is
that scroll to the bottom?
I passed like 75 ads to get to
the.
Click for the contest did you?
And then I saw the jury state
black and things I was like not
to waste.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna pass.
I don't need a black and box of
cigars.
So, yeah, I just, I feel like as
far as us being icons in the
industry, yes.
Because we are icons.
Icons.
Well, nice.
That was a nice we all title.
We are icons.
Iconic.
We are iconic.
Need to add that to the intro,
the iconic.
There's a reason why we're #1
Palmer.
Yes.
And.
As far as the ads, I think that
that's not why.
It's just fuck them.
I just feel like.
We took cigar ads.
We'd be right.
Oh, we.
Would be loaded.
You kidding me?
But we're not doing that.
I will.
No, you won't.
We'll take cigars.
No you won't.
Smoke them on the show.
Philip or Well, we Got, So do
you have any surprises for the
300 episodes?
No, I didn't have time, Sir.
I got back a lot later last
night than I had anticipated.
So there's no cake, no ice
cream, no confetti from the
ceiling.
OK, well I have.
In my hands.
That just broke the war bear.
Delicious.
The new war bear, Yes.
You don't have to say that we
have that war bear.
The new war we're.
Going to be on camera 2 the
whole time, so.
Yeah, because he oh, hi.
The new war bear.
So I want to do a quick
Instagram live.
Oh, you're good.
Skip wanted us to go live.
So go live.
This is for you, Skip.
We're going live.
Are we giving that away or
something?
No, no, it's just announcing it.
Just announcing that we have war
bears.
Just announcing that we are
shipping.
Oh, oh, we're now shipping.
So is that way nobody pays your
ads, so we can do free ones for
your stuff.
That makes complete sense
though.
How do I do live?
You go to Instagram.
Yeah.
And then there it is.
Look for the live button.
Call Ronnie.
He does it all the time.
Live.
Let's see, 321.
They can't hear that.
Yeah, they can't.
Hear they.
Can't hear that.
Done.
Done, Done, Done.
Oh my God.
Episode 300 Hundred Hundred
Hundred.
Episode 300 and we are
officially Facebook Live.
Michael Joseph fucking dare burn
you with.
They can't hear the sound, I
just.
Figure though, because you know.
So hey, get.
You a little scared.
Get you revved up, we're.
Recording the podcast right now.
We're a day late, but it'll be
up today, I promise.
So skip.
Oh, you're doing it.
That's nice.
Skip has been riding Mr. Palmer
pretty hard this morning, but
we're on it, We're on it.
I just wanted to make a quick
announcement and let everybody
know.
That everybody.
War bear, yeah.
Five and three quarter by 46 Box
Press is shipping to a retailer
near you.
Nice.
They're almost gone already,
which is kind of crazy.
But I was just started shipping
this week.
Yeah, just started shipping and
they're almost sorry.
Sold out.
So make sure you stay on top of
your retailer and make sure you
get these things because they
are badass.
Apparently.
We're we're killing Ronnie.
Ronnie is blaming his dying when
we were up there an ambassador
and then.
I guess you smoked one last
yesterday.
I gave him a couple he and again
he almost died.
So he feels like it's the cigar
that does it.
So I feel like.
Those, Ronnie.
Ronnie have have three.
I we need you to have three or
four back-to-back but check this
out.
Delicious.
Delicious was the box press.
Five and three Quarter by 46.
Ecuadorian, Habano, San Andreas,
Barbara Pole.
And that's really all I got for
you guys.
Mr. But hey, listen to this
podcast.
It's our 300th episode.
We got some birthday surprises
here cuz there's it's a there's
some birthdays in the house and.
Iconic birthday.
Get ready for the war Bear,
baby.
Iconic birthdays.
It's yeah, they're iconic
birthdays.
Get ready for the war bear, cuz
it's coming.
All right, here it comes.
That's all you get.
Goodbye.
OK.
That's it.
No more.
That was fun.
All right.
It's been episode 300, all
right.
Now we're in camera 3, the rest
of the show.
We.
Are now you're posting?
Live on a cigar.
There you go, Skip.
We were live.
Podcast.
Hope you enjoyed the show.
Cigar house there.
My back is really starting to
hurt.
Let's let's talk faster.
Woke up this morning with it a
little stiff.
Yeah, well, you were in a car
for 75 hours.
It felt the hell you expect.
We used Waze, which is, which is
great, yeah.
But on the way there it took us,
I think it was on Dirt Rd. for a
short period of time and it was
ridiculous.
Yeah, you guys went to Missouri.
Well, but normally you don't go
on side roads if you use Google.
So what do we got for the
Patreon, Sir?
We're doing the Robocraft to
Back Intemperance Volstead
VO1920 Revenuer.
One of three remaining
Intemperance Volstead VO $1920
to be released, has begun
shipping to stars.
Apparently they're already here.
Yeah, yeah.
It's here, so it's longer.
So really, could Darius, Tony
that?
Yeah, you did for sure.
So.
Oh, my lighter.
It'll the room.
I have a lighter for you.
It's kind of caddywhompus, but
it's still here.
There will be a Patreon.
There will be a Patreon discount
code for this if you're a
Patreon member.
I know some of you guys are very
excited about this.
This is one of my favorites.
Oh, there will be a Patreon code
for this.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Uh, oh, my wife is calling me.
Sure she is.
We're doing the show.
Let's see, this is definitely
the right time.
Hello, you're on the podcast?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, you pocket up.
You're on the podcast.
Why?
That's what everybody says do.
You want me to call you back?
No, what do you?
Want I was just calling you back
to make sure that I wasn't in
trouble.
I.
Mean Did you cold plunge today?
I did cold plunge today.
Yes did.
You red light.
I did not red light today.
Oh, you do.
You got red light in your house
now too?
Yeah, in trouble.
While you're in the hot.
But I forgot to fix the blow ups
outside and then she asked me to
take out the ribs and I forgot
to take out the ribs.
Yeah, I vacuumed.
I vacuumed.
That's that's nice.
Vacuumed.
So Jax forgot Jax didn't empty
the dishwasher this morning, but
like you couldn't do that.
You just left your drink.
Your stuff in the sink, Yeah.
In trouble there's.
A lot of towels on the couch
that could have been folded, but
yes, unbelievable.
Yeah, a cold plunge.
Right.
So, so unbelievable.
I can't believe all right.
Michael Joseph fucking there,
burn you with my smoke.
Also an Amazon package on the
counter with the code printed
out that you could have stopped
by Kohl's and dropped it.
Off.
And you know what it is?
It's the coffee for the coffee
that I do not drink.
Yeah, that's true.
Wow.
That's.
True that I.
Make.
But you do grind.
You do grind with the coffee.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I do cuz the one at cost
will grow.
Groceries, construction, weight
and price taste.
What am I missing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anything else?
Well, I hey, I apologize for my
fuckery this morning.
I will do better.
Tomorrow's another day.
Tomorrow's another.
Look up something new tomorrow,
Michael.
Go fuck us something that.
Movie 51st Dates with a Sailor.
Yes, it's the.
Fucking same thing every day.
I have brain trauma.
Britney, what do you want from?
PBI got TBI to.
Go, because I'm actually, I have
some work done.
It bites your pilot.
I go.
To Costco to get dog food.
Cuz oh that we're out of dog
food too.
I'm sure you walked by the empty
bowls as you were leaving.
Wow.
Then I have to pick up your
children from school and take
them all to get their flu shot.
Oh, they must all be in trouble,
cuz they're your children.
Well, hey, they're in trouble.
Thank you.
Need something?
Thank you very much for all that
you do and I love you very much.
You're the best.
Have a have a good day.
Goodbye.
Bye.
If she could call in every week
and just list your faults, that
would be perfect.
It depends upon if I fire up or
not.
Well, so.
We're only all you do is leave
the house.
So today is like a really bad
day for you.
I mean, when are you not a fuck
up today?
Well, I felt really, you know,
it's like I feel like I do a
pretty good job.
I'd but I dropped, I fucking
just dropped the ball today.
I don't know what happened.
You want to know really what the
problem was?
What was it?
It's the Amazon package.
It was the Amazon package.
Now she's got to leave the
house.
Just leave it to take it to
cold.
He will take it tomorrow.
So I think that so we got our
Halloween decorations up already
outside the blow ups.
The floating candles.
Floating candles are up.
So and we had like a bad storm
last night and everything
fucking blew everywhere.
It wasn't really bad.
Everything's blue everywhere
that we have.
Like, I didn't hear.
We have a spider thing that that
covers the front door.
Yeah, that blew off.
Oh, it's gone.
That's like on the ground.
And I meant to correct all those
things today.
You cold plunge and red light
instead.
I did not red light today.
I just cold plunged.
I cold plunged and then she
called me and said, hey, take
out the ribs and I forgot to
take out.
So what happened was, so here's
what happened.
It's a chain effect because she
was pulling up and she saw the
fucking catastrophe across the
yard.
I was just went down.
Yeah, I see, I see.
So that's that's that sometimes
we always hurt the people that
are closest to us.
You hurt the ones you love the
most. 14.8 grams, Sir.
Now, Phil, I know Boots isn't
here.
Can I get camera 3?
God damn it.
Camera 3.
Thank you, but you guys do have
birthdays on the same day.
Yes, Greg, Greg takes to me.
He goes Greg's over read Greg.
Do you and Boots have the same
birthday?
Yeah.
How do I not know that
transmitted we went through this
with?
This is fatter.
Mine is longer.
He made a comment at Boots, his
birthday party.
Man, I guess I really don't pay
attention.
And I looked into.
I said, yeah, no shit.
They've been having parties for
years at Cigar House.
We had it together.
Yeah, so I got some presents for
you guys.
These are from Britney and I and
the family crew.
Yeah, Squad, there you go.
Here you go.
Holy rabbits have to go.
Back to camera too, It is heavy.
Which one are we doing here?
This is the Palmer.
You open yours first.
Royal Olmstead, What's that?
Which folks said are we doing?
We're doing that.
On the revenue.
Revenue.
I'm looking for it on the list.
You get the size.
It's a five and three quarter by
46.
Corona Gorda Oh, well, look at
you even even do the little
decal thing on these things.
Actually, I didn't do that.
That's, you know, Brittany.
Yeah, Brittany, come on.
Look at that rapping.
You kidding me?
You think I had anything to do
with that?
You gotta grab Palmer.
I put on you first.
She'd probably use your knife.
All right, this is it's not the
Green Tom Show.
Palmer, Palmer.
Palmer.
There you go.
So.
Oh, bother to take it
out-of-the-box, but I'm now
doing red lights.
So I want a red light there.
You know I worry about you, Sir,
and your age, so.
The therapeutic benefits of the
red light there?
It's camera.
I'm reading the Back OK Designed
to provide effective and
customizable treatment, this
lamp offers multiple modes and
conveniences features to meet
your every needs.
Yeah, so that one's a little
different.
In mine, it's a little bit
boozier.
It comes at the stand and a
timer.
So, and it's got little, it has
its own lights that you can kind
of move around and stuff.
Yeah.
So that way you can kind of, if
you want to decide to sit on the
couch and do it or whatever, do
it like 3 * a week, somewhere
between 6:00 to 10 minutes.
That's it.
That's it.
Nice.
Thank you.
Yeah, that way you're not.
Date stamp this show and then
we'll see what happens.
Yeah, if you start remembering
things 300 so.
All righty.
Yeah, so you can't.
Yeah, I was going with the date,
not the actual.
After 30 days, but you notice a
difference, so it's supposed to
help the memory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's supposed to do a lot of
good things.
I did see Billings that he uses
a blue light.
Does he?
I wonder what the blue light's?
For, it's a good question.
All right, open yours.
OK.
It's gonna take me a little
while though.
Switch to the other camera, cuz
I don't know.
Do you?
Need a knife?
Well.
We'll use the use the blowtorch.
We'll let him.
You want me to burn it?
Just burn the rope.
Where's your knife?
It's.
In my pocket.
There's scissors in that top
drawer.
I am lighting up my revenue or
right?
Now I was 05 and 3 / 70.
There we go.
We got, we got, we have fuel
problems here.
What did it weigh?
14 something?
14.8 gram Sure.
Why is his mic always sound so
damn loud?
It's probably that's probably
the best mic we have.
So, so Phil, I appreciate you
opening that for boots.
Just so you know, that's for
Boots.
No problem.
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
It doesn't even have to be close
to it to talk and it.
Sounds crazy, yeah.
Still scissors in the top door.
Still scissors?
Oh no, I don't either.
OK, there it is.
A zip tie.
You got the dolphins?
The Dolphins Dolphin.
The Pegasus.
Nice.
Yes.
Wow, I know these.
So there you go.
Are you your size 10 Definitely.
Not, Tia said.
You're a size 10.
She doesn't say that.
Yes, she did.
She's definitely wrong.
What size are you size 12?
Oh, she's the same as me.
Yeah, I will get you.
I will return those and get you
better size.
Oh, it is a 10, yeah.
Anyways, that's what you got.
Sit on the counter.
It'll sit on the counter with
the print out by.
This, yeah.
So Brittany will go ahead and
return that for you.
So I will, I will take that.
I will get that fixed, but thank
you Brittany and company.
But just so you know, for the
record, your wife said you were
ten.
I was like, oh, he's got cute
little baby for you.
That's so nice, I.
Don't know why I should dude
look like 10.
Figured you had small shoes,
small feet, small feet.
Stare at your feet.
So there's that.
Well, appreciate it.
Yeah, that'll be very much.
That'll be great for the Dolphin
game that Boots is going to in a
couple weeks.
I saw you put that on Facebook,
yes.
Yeah.
What game are you going to?
Did you get a Giants Dolphins?
Was that a ticket?
Was that a birthday present?
No, it was just kind of like an
impromptu I've been trying to
hang out with this guy for a
long time.
Yeah, one of Tia's best friend's
husband.
Dan Marino?
Yeah, this guy Eric.
He lives in Lake Mary.
Oh, so you're going to the gym?
Overnight trip.
Yeah.
Where you going?
New York?
No, no, he's going to.
Miami.
He's in Miami taking a romantic
weekend with Eric to Miami.
That's lovely.
Nice.
See a game, have some sex.
It'll be good.
Well, I'm gonna actually, I'm,
I'm.
Well, Boots is gonna go down
early and I really wanna go hang
out and smoke in the water for a
little bit.
Oh, OK.
So he's alright.
Y'all.
Just got a post up in front of
Humidor and yeah, get to pedal
in those post on his buddy.
Yeah, yeah, so.
So we had a few events that were
we.
A lot of fun.
Yeah, a lot of fun.
We did cigars on the app on
Monday.
Oh.
That's right.
Yep, that was cool.
And then we did what was called
executive cigars and sanators
now blend and barrel.
I like the new logo.
You like the new logo?
Yeah, I congratulated Joe and
crew.
And it was very busy there, man.
It was a lot of people, yeah,
supervision.
It was Latin night or something
too.
It was Latin night, which means
they had a Latin DJ outside and
A food truck or whatever.
However, there were a lot of
people coming in and just buying
onesy twosy cigars.
And I'm going to tell you right
now, yeah, 95% of them smoke
post on you.
Oh, great.
Yes, there was no mercy.
We turned it on.
I had to walk past you.
Yeah, I'm like, hey.
Whoa, whoa, hey, how are you?
What?
Are you doing out of here?
We got the The cigars are out
front here.
Come on.
Come on.
So why was why were you in a
hole there in the photo?
I was sitting.
Jason and Joe standing on boxes.
I'll stand next to two giants.
I don't know who coordinated
that.
I didn't realize Joe was that
tall.
I'm saying I don't want as tall
as Jason.
Yeah, hey, whatever.
You know what it is.
I'm vertically challenged.
What do you want from me?
It wasn't me that's at the
picture.
Because if I was at the picture,
I'm like, so as you get a squat
down a little bit, squat just.
These knees, knees down.
You guys can't make my guy over
here look fucking that short.
I'll put you in a box.
We can put you on a chair or
something.
But the event went great, and
now we're gearing up for the War
Bear release at Lake Country
Cigars.
That's Thursday.
This Thursday.
And then Friday, there's another
event here.
There is HVC events this Friday,
yes.
Man, we are running a couple of
weeks.
We are running hard, baby.
We had. 2 football games this
weekend?
Yeah, dude, I gotta tell you
about my 12 team.
What's the 1-2 team mean?
Justice is first grade, 2nd
grade Team I.
Got you.
So we were pretty much
exchanging.
We had a couple stops on
defense.
They had a couple stops on
defense.
Let me get your lighter for you
get.
Sure, it's.
I can have something to do while
you're talking sports.
Because good luck with this, by
the way.
But I'm talking kids.
I'm not just talking sports, so
all right.
Like that.
I don't want that.
How about the?
One who works?
That's a good idea.
The creme brulee torch.
Creme.
Brulee Torch.
Oh, perfect.
So it was a pretty tight game
defensively.
We made some mistakes.
They got away with a couple of
good runs, which they shouldn't
have.
It shouldn't have been as close
as it was on the last drive.
They broke away and they were up
by two points.
So I got a minute and 13 left on
the clock one time out.
So I do a quick little handoff
plated to justice and he drops
the ball right at the line.
So he starts crying and I'm
like, hey, don't worry.
About it.
Still crying in football.
I'm like, no, no, I'm not that
guy.
Oh exactly.
I don't yell him.
Crying's allowed him.
No, No, you're not Tom Hanks.
Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, I'm not that guy.
So I'm like, hey, don't worry
about it, man.
You made a mistake.
You dropped the ball.
It's OK, you know, Shake it off.
Are there fumbles and play
football or dead ball?
Dead ball.
So I ran another play and and
what's great is these kids are
so smart, right?
I said, hey, listen, here's what
I want to do.
We haven't practiced this play
at all.
I want you to kind of I want you
to throw the ball to the center,
right?
And I and I want the center to
lob the ball back to you.
Oh, and then I want you to run.
So I gave that.
That was the quarterback.
He said, OK, so we did that
Boom.
Up the field halfway timeout,
First time I've gone or last
time I'll.
Go last time, yeah, I got four
attention.
I got 45 seconds, 45.
I'm like.
OK, here's what I gotta do,
Bush.
So I bring justice back.
So this.
Guy called the Gipper.
We all want to do it for the
Gipper.
So, so, so.
All right, Daddy, we'll do it
for the zipper.
So I bring, so I bring justice
back.
I said, are you done crying?
And he goes, yeah, I said, Are
you ready?
Are you ready for the ball?
Score football.
Are you ready to redeem
yourself?
You want to play hard?
Get the ball, He said.
Yeah, yes, I said OK, just get
behind him.
We'll hand it off and you run.
OK, Daddy, so we hand it off.
He runs.
I got it, Daddy.
He runs halfway down so we're
and he get goes out of bounds or
gets a flag pulled or whatever
and whistle.
We're you know we have 1/4 of
the way to go to get this
touchdown. 13 seconds.
No time out.
No.
Time out, No time out.
And I've yelled.
I'm yelling to play.
Everything's got superheroes, so
I'm going Superman, Superman,
Superman.
So they run.
Yeah, you're Superman.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
They run up, they get in the
line.
They set to play, throw the
ball.
Touchdown.
We win by 4 points.
Man, I almost fell out.
Hey.
Drag that out.
The tension was right there.
It was amazing, dude.
It was amazing to see these kids
quickly move, adapt, get ready
to play, run it.
Boom.
Touchdown.
Nice justices.
Team nuts or Jackson's team?
Not so lucky?
No, no, They had.
We had some miscues, some
misfires, some total
miscommunication.
And the other coach was yelling
when they were on defense that
when his team was on defense,
Right?
Get up in our briskets, get up
in our brass.
You've been weighing all day.
Get up in their biscuits, the.
Does that mean I have no idea,
so did.
You notice anything different?
No, no.
So.
Finally, the kids didn't know
what it meant either.
So.
But what?
What's get in the biscuits?
So what happens when if someone
starts yelling at 10 year olds,
our kids start to melt.
They started to go in a little
bit, so now whenever I've seen
them I've been saying did you
get up in the biscuits?
And I've been making fun of it
this whole time.
I brought plastic biscuits to
practice yesterday and everybody
took home biscuits.
It was nice.
Brought real ones they could
eat.
Yeah, what?
Come on.
Get plasma then.
Now you want Britney to cook
them?
I mean, what do you want?
You want Britney to do more
work?
Buy biscuits.
It's not right.
You can buy biscuits.
Yeah, you could have bought them
at like public, like the King
Hawaiian rolls or something.
Yes, yes, that would have been a
good.
Everybody likes those.
Somewhere they make King
Hawaiian tortillas now.
Really.
I saw him online, Yeah.
And in everything, bagel
tortilla.
I really want those.
That's.
Fucking Probably delicious.
So the reason why we were
releasing late is because you
went to a wedding?
Yes, Tanner, my third child
down.
I guess the third child, he got
married over the weekend, ones
removed.
Well, he's not the.
He's not the favorite step time.
He's now the.
Yeah.
He sent me a nice text message
last night.
Oh really?
Very nice, man.
The pendulum is.
Swamped.
Oh yeah, I said.
How do we tell your brother he's
not the favorite?
Now he says out that OK, you
take care, let him know.
But I was saying we took weight,
we used ways on the way back,
we're going on some back, Rd.
and Sign says.
Dead end on October 1st.
Bridge coming down South.
They're gonna take the way to
cross this bridge.
It was barely wide enough for
two cars really, and the rails
were all rusted.
I mean, if somebody would have
hit you sideways, you would have
went through the rail into the
river.
It was very scary.
It was the old moonshine.
Trail.
That's what it looks like.
Listen, you could have been.
Aluminum pieces between, you
know, the concrete sections and
you hit them like they're gonna
fall out.
I mean, if you played your cards
right, you could would have been
like a happily.
That's why I told her we'd be
the legend.
We go off this bridge, honey.
Now you probably smoke songs and
everything.
King Palmer might die,
basically.
I would have made it, yeah.
He probably would have survived.
It was really high too.
Yeah, it was weird.
The hell?
Very, yeah, very scary.
Very long, very scary, very
rusted.
Just you can't leave Florida.
How?
Did you drive over it?
I was going 45, semi was coming
the other.
Oh my God.
Camera 2 And she and she was
starting to scream.
I'm like, stop.
You're making it works.
He's talking about his time, but
we were having a back and forth.
But it was it was a lovely
wedding.
Yeah.
I have a new best friend,
Donnie, of the other father I
knew, best friend.
For there, he's a trainer.
He drives a train like a real
train.
Oh, he's a train driver.
He's an engineer, dude.
Where you going up to and going?
No, but if I come back for the
baby shower, he's going to take
on the train.
I get to drive it.
Yeah.
I just want you to know that's
where the sex happens.
It's a train.
He brings you into the front
room, locks the door and.
There's no door.
You see those trains?
I'm shovel coal into the engine
and exhibitionist.
It's that that's a serious, I
mean real train.
Oh, he's gonna have you shovel
coal.
I'm gonna shove a coal, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's like the one that was
just a Mission Impossible and.
Then he's gonna yeah like.
That nice.
I didn't see Mission Impossible.
Well, you should see it.
Okay, the new one.
Yeah, I haven't seen this one.
So the wedding one too.
So the wedding was very nice.
You went off, no problems,
everything went fine.
No hitches, no mistakes, no
nothing.
It was a nice event.
Just the drive was very, very
cool.
Phil, did you do anything?
Phil Yeah.
I went to Booth's birthday
party.
You did?
I did.
I mean, it's a good little
birthday party.
Yeah, a lot of people there a.
Lot of people.
A lot of people there.
And you know what really kind of
sucked about the birthday party,
though?
That I wasn't there, other than
the fact that you weren't there.
That is true.
They made us watch the Dolphins
game.
Why were there no photos of the
party online or anything?
I don't take pictures really.
Well, it had to be somebody
there.
There were 75 people there.
I don't know why anybody else
didn't take pictures.
Was Jet there, Chad?
Always take the Dolphin game
wasn't even close.
They won by wasn't it was 70 to
12 or.
Oh, I saw, Kiki posted.
Yeah, yeah, and they made us sit
and watch the whole fucking
thing.
Not even red zone.
Well, it was his birthday he
likes so ridiculous.
What are you talking about?
We turned into the games after
they were up and I was like, put
the pads on.
Almost should have gave him the
shoes.
Then the shoes won't fit.
Put these in.
Put these on.
I I can't.
Can I see you yell at your wife
about that?
That'd be great.
About what?
That you're not a size 10.
I'm gonna ask her, and she's
probably gonna say I never told
him.
Then would I lie to you?
I don't.
Why would I lie to you?
I mean, now you're telling me to
pick between you or my wife?
Well, for boots to pick, Yeah,
for boots for.
Just saying, yeah, So what is
Phil's opinion on?
What is Phil?
No comment, dirty whore.
Just here so I won't get fine.
I'm just here, I won't get
fined.
OK, so.
Making bomber behaved yourself
at the wedding.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nothing dramatic.
No, nothing.
She didn't drink a lot, did she?
She kind of all her family
showed up, so that was nice for
her.
Yeah, I was in Missouri, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, cuz that's where she's
from.
Yes.
Sound like it was a far drive.
For them, yeah.
No, I think the longest drive
for anybody there was three or
three hours.
St.
Louis to Springfield, yeah.
Man, you should have just stayed
there and then drove to
Wisconsin.
You could have just sat tight.
Now I want to get home.
Been up there too long.
We're going for 5-6 days.
You know, he's an introvert.
So you started to say something
else.
What?
You need to do a text message
and cuz ask me to tag her on the
IG post.
So she can share it the live,
yeah.
You know, I think out of the two
events, I think what I like
better, I really like the one at
Executive or Blend and Barrel
Cuz.
I like Joe Dalton.
They're changing the sign
outside and everything.
They're going to be, they're
going to.
Right now they just have like,
posters up over the old stuff.
A banner, Yeah.
I like Joe Dalton.
Really great guy.
You know, he's he's always a
great host and everything like
that.
And there were some people that
I haven't seen in a long time
where there's a guy that came
there that I used to work with
at the airport like 22 years
ago.
Oh wow.
Which it was crazy to see him
walking in the door.
Hustler Mafia was obviously
there, but I really enjoyed the
cigars on the Ave. event better
because it was a little more
personable like you had.
Carney came.
Yeah.
Who still is not He's never been
out.
He's never done the podcast, has
he?
I guess not.
No, he makes that comment to me
every time.
Does he?
Yeah, he put up there, they put
up today.
He's doing smoking tobacco again
this week.
He should be honest enough.
Then you know, he's gonna do
this show.
He's gonna bring food.
He's gonna bring meat.
I'm in for that.
He's gotta bring food.
We can even shoot it outside.
He can.
He can cook.
But I don't know the gentleman's
last name but Ryan from Alleva.
Yeah.
Came.
Yep.
There was a couple other people
there didn't come for the event.
He just came there to be there.
He didn't.
He didn't realize.
Right.
But it's kind of cool to see
those guys in the industry, like
at, at just at a building, at a
building.
Yeah, that you're at, you know.
Yeah, it's nice to see guys out
of building.
I get.
It right?
Cuz they never go to building.
Yeah, it's very rare.
Very rare.
At a cigar shop.
Oh, they don't go there either.
Neither one of them.
Whatever.
Cigar guys don't go to cigar
shops.
Yeah, so I get it.
It's somebody else's event.
Cigars on the app was a little
more.
Intimate, but it's something
they do every Monday,
apparently, right?
And then they switch scars or
something.
Yeah, we don't want so much, but
Blend and Barrel was.
I mean, they just, I was just
working.
I worked the whole thing right,
you know?
And that, I mean, that one was
cool, cuz it's a lot more people
that are closer to us.
Yeah, right.
So a.
Lot more faces that you knew,
yeah?
Yeah, so.
Well, it's only about 20 minutes
from here.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we're ready to get on to
wait.
Give me the Phil's fun facts.
Yeah, he's got it over there.
Welcome the Cigar Hustlers
podcast feature Phil's Fun
Facts.
Hello people's.
Welcome to Phil's Fun Facts.
Oh my God.
The night time You didn't like
that.
The Night Time edition of
Creepy.
Hi, I'm Phil.
OK, come.
On that does go, Woody.
That was one blow.
Wait for it to fucking suck the
shit out of it.
Wow.
Unbelievable.
All right.
Makes me laugh.
So cigar fact, just wanted to
thank the King and Reverend
Palmer for letting.
Gonna be typos, just read
through it.
Letting be part of.
Letting me be part.
Of me Be part of the number one
Cigar podcast and
congratulations on making it to
300 shows.
Oh, thank you.
I.
Was very nice of you feel to put
your time to congratulate us.
Of course, of course, fellas.
I forgot to do feels in fact, so
I had to add something quickly.
What type of?
Thing There was more.
I fixed one of them all right.
No.
In the four quarters of the
world, all the cigar industry
news you could possibly need.
The Cigar Hustler Podcast Report
with Mike Too Romograph to back
begin shipping in Temperance
Volstead VO1920.
The Revenuer, one of one of
three remaining in Temperance
Volsteads Night VO1920 VO to
release, has begun shipping to
storage because it has already
shipped.
Yes, it already has.
Yesterday the company began
shipping the intemperance, Vol
Said VO1920 revenue, or A5 and
three quarter by 46 version of
the blend.
It is one of the limited
production sizes, meaning Roma
Craft to Back will likely make
it available to retailers at
least once per year, but it
won't be available to order off
the price list on a regular
basis.
It's unlimited.
Unlimited.
It's unlimited.
The cigar say it's unlimited.
Yes.
Yeah, I mean it's unlimited.
Unlimited.
Not unlimited.
Unlimited.
Yeah, exactly.
MSRP of $8.50 sold in boxes of
24 like $8.
That's it. 850 Wow like the rest
of the line to use the
Neganorance mantra.
Hybrid wrapper over Mexican San
Andreas binder and fillers from
Condega, Halapa, Pueblo, Nuevo
regions of Nicaragua Temperance
Volstead, 1920s Roma Craft
Tobacs New regular production
line.
The 4th in its intemperance
family, as with the rest of the
line, is inspired by the intent
by the temperance movement that
led to prohibition.
The lines name references the
VOLSET Act, which went into
effect in 1920.
There's a bunch of stuff with
all the different sizes.
Two sizes is not shipped yet.
The Grand Perfecto and the Judas
Hole which is a 6 1/2 by 44 OOH.
Only gonna be 875.
Wow and a half by 40.
Grand Perfecto, $13.
That's the most expensive one in
that line, the Lawnsdale,
Lawnsdale.
Lonsdale.
Exciting.
As he made Yeah, he made one in
the battle.
No, that's a Lancero.
Oh, so he hasn't made a?
What we just said A Lawnsdale.
Yeah.
Yes, he has.
OK.
In the EC and the BA, yeah.
Oh, there it is.
That's what I was looking for.
Thank fun fact for Phil AWS.
Alec Bradley's Magic Toast 5th
Anniversary heads to store.
Oh so excited.
I can't wait.
Ford Cigar Company started out
the week by shipping the Alec
Bradley Post Embargo Blend code
B-15.
It's closing out the week by
shipping the Alec Bradley Magic
Toast 5th Anniversary.
Cigar celebrates the 5th
anniversary of the Magic Toast
line, which was officially
released in 2018, debuting at
that year's IPC Erica, Virginia
trade show.
However, the line first appeared
in August 2016 as many companies
hurried cigars into the market
ahead of the since defeated FDA
regulation that would have
restricted new cigars are being
released.
As for its name, it comes from
the story that Alan Rubin, the
founder and former owner of Alec
Bradley, and Ralph Montero, a
partner in Alec Bradley, by the
way, who did not get it for.
Job at Forged after the did not
get a St.
Former partner.
Went to visit a tobacco field in
Honduras in the middle of the
night.
As a reports about the crop had
been good, they didn't want to
wait until the morning.
While there.
They were so impressed with the
tobacco that they felt compelled
to toast the company's future
rumor recalls event as magical,
hence the name Magic Toast.
That's very exciting.
The second cigar made called OK
Egg for breakfast did not do as
well.
Wow.
Some of the tobacco used in the
blend of the regular production
line is from that very field
where the rest comes from.
Nicaragua was there.
Dancing in the moonlight.
Dancing in the moonlight it.
Would be nice.
Alec Bradley post Embargo blend.
Code B-15 heads the stores.
We just talked about that just
skip that.
Jim Young named interim CEO,
board members of Placencia
Cigars Interim.
Interim.
So that means he's temporary.
Temporary, Yes.
Jim Young.
Whoever saw Davidoff's modern
transformation, who's going to
challenge him for the title?
And so that's all I want to
know.
Let's read on.
I can't wait.
And.
The American market has been
named as board member, interim
CEO and Advisor for Plencincia
Cigars.
Plencincia, Pluscincia,
Pluscincincia Plenty.
You know those guys?
But there's new role young role
receiving placenta the
operations of placenta cigars,
the placenta family cigar brand
best Noverts line like Alma
Fuerte, Alma Del Fuego and
Concha Ovaries.
Yeah, all the young ones.
No, we are super.
Just the way they smoke that.
You know what he sounds like?
What's that?
Do you know what he sounds like?
The quote, Jim.
Yes, no, but I would say that
it's probably Chinese.
Oh yeah.
We are super excited to bring
Jim onto the board and onto the
interim.
See.
Oh, that was Nestor.
That's like a rush.
Yeah, that was Nestor.
Jim bring many years.
That's just sounds the same way
too, Jim.
Bring many years of experience
and proven results and we are
confident that together with the
extraordinary team we have, we
can achieve our goal, our goal
of.
What Keep lighting up.
Many souls around the world
where I cigars young will serve
in the interim role as a company
looks for a permanent CEO.
We would like to nominate you,
Michael.
I would love that I.
Just step on Kevin would like to
be, I could take that, yeah, I
could take.
That job.
Listen.
Yes.
Cigars.
Yeah.
Can you talk like Chinese?
They like it there.
Yeah, I could totally talk like
Chinese.
No problem.
Listen, what do they need?
They need to sell cigars, I
could tell you.
That the souls or something need
a hell of a salary.
It's gonna be healthy.
Seven figures I'm coming in once
a week.
Seven figures.
Oh, less than here.
Yeah.
With the more money you make,
the less you show up.
That's how it works.
Wow.
Yeah, that's how it works.
That's why I still have to come
in every day.
Oh, it is actually, truthfully
how it works in the real world,
yeah.
Oh, see, in early 2021, he left
David off.
His time at Davidoff was during
the major transformation from
the Swiss cigar brand.
The company integrated and
relaunched Camacho and revamped
the Davidoff brand with launches
like Davidoff, Nicaragua and New
Winston.
Churchill made major changes to
the although portfolio and
expanded its US retail operation
with new storage in Atlanta,
Houston and New York, as well as
franchise storage in Las Vegas
and Tampa.
It's been very busy.
Here's what I would do.
Prolific.
I'd do two things.
First thing I would do is I'd
have.
I'd walk in on one day a week
and I'd ask for the ebotus, that
sheet for the year.
Oh, and then I could pace in my
office, My corner office.
Oh, holding it just yet And
angry.
Kind of angry, you know?
Slamming on the desk.
Breaking cigars?
Yeah, Yeah.
And then in the meantime, while
I was doing that, my side thing
that I'd be working on right
it'd be an NFD.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And.
You know, they can do one.
They're big enough.
Yeah, we would do an NFT and I
would make sure.
Just a picture of you breaking
cigars.
I would make sure that it's sold
for 102,000.
Ah, yes, exactly.
What's a little?
Bit more, get a little more,
slightly higher, right?
And the previews?
What about the Octagon boxes?
Would that would be another
thing, Yeah.
I love the Octagon.
Change them to.
I would change them to
triangles.
Yeah, triangles.
Because nobody does.
Nobody does.
Everybody loves triangles.
Everybody loves them.
Nobody does them.
There's nothing wrong with
triangles.
What about like a egg shape?
You know, unless you have a
tinfoil hat, you have a problem
with triangle.
Right, right.
Just as that one guy.
That one guy does No triangle.
No, an egg shape.
You want an egg shape box.
Yeah, what about an egg shape?
You know what I'm thinking?
I don't think this has been done
before.
What cargo boxes?
Cargo container boxes that look,
yeah.
That'd be a great idea, isn't
it?
I'd love to have one of us.
Yeah.
First time, never done before.
That's what we should do.
OK, Sancho Panza Limited
Edition, heads the store Sancho
Panza.
You know Sancho Panza was.
Yeah.
He's the guy that found the
found the youth.
No, no.
What?
You know who Don Quixote was?
The guy that fought the
windmills.
The crazy old man that fought
windmills, he fought windmills.
Yeah, he said.
They were Dragons.
He didn't win.
Well, yeah, they're windmills.
They're pretty big.
They're pretty big windmills.
Yeah, but he had an old beat
down horse and he had like a
Lance.
I'm serious.
OK, I believe it.
I feel like the red light's
already working.
Just now, Sancho Panza was his.
Horse.
He was a horse.
It was a sight.
It's like his Tonto.
Oh, OK, yeah.
So they were attacking windows.
Together.
No, no.
He just went, oh man, crazy.
But I go with him.
OK, we go.
OK, we go look another dragon.
Is this a Chinese heritage
thing?
No, it's a real, you don't know
story of Don Quixote.
No.
Is he Chinese?
No, he's not.
He's Spanish Don Quixote.
Don Quixote.
Sounds or sounds Chinese to me.
Does he fell in love with a
whore?
He's a Princess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that sounds like a Disney
movie.
It's a lovely story.
I'm sure Disney.
I'm sure Disney has done one on
the yeah, sure, sorry, but the
cigar was blended called.
It was called Mulan.
It's what it was.
Because it's, you know, it's all
about China, all about China.
That's where it all started.
The cigar was blended by Matt
Booth, Creative Director of
Scandinavian Tobacco Group,
Justin Andrews, Business
Development Manager, Ftg's North
American brand and rest of
World.
What is he now?
Business Development Manager of
Stg's North American Branded and
Rest of World Division.
Why couldn't it just be division
manager of everything but?
I like rest of world.
He better be careful he gets
another title.
He's gonna.
He's gone.
Well, he's never getting.
He's gonna the growth that will
be fueled.
No, it's great if you keep
getting title.
Hey, so listen, I know that if I
get a little more money, you're
probably gonna fire me.
Can we add something?
Add something to my title?
Yeah.
How about, let's see, you're
already this is development
manager, ruler of North America.
How about rest of world?
OK.
Fine.
Hey, rest done.
I just don't understand who came
up with that name.
It was him was in Nicaragua.
You wanna call?
Him we're gunning for Yes,
please call cornhole champion at
the end of that.
Can we do?
North American branded and rest
of World Division and champion
of Cornell North America and
rest of world.
You've always said both the
respect and and narration for
the products that come out of
the Oleva facility.
Booth and Andrews.
Oh, they both said that.
Oh, nice.
That an impress?
Yes.
And we felt it appropriate to
produce with them because their
signature direction to cigars
composition aligned perfectly
with who.
Which one of them said this.
These are big words, let's call
them.
There's no mention of poop.
So not both.
Yeah, it's definitely not him.
And it's not.
I love Justin, but he don't use
big words.
Either one of them said it.
Yeah.
Look at his title.
He's got big words, yeah.
Ruler of the World.
That's how biggest business card
is now.
Yeah.
You should have been called like
the.
You get the card, you look at
it, you gotta turn it around.
You turn over the back to the
title and on the meantime.
Oh, and and Keeper of Things.
Oh my goodness, I apologize.
Keeper things.
The blend uses an Ecuador and
Habano seed wrapper, an
Ecuadorian grown Sumatra binder,
and fillers from Nicaragua's
Condega, Esta, Lee and Sumoto
regions.
Oh sumo somoto sumoto, a press
release calls the cigar medium
bodied with hints of spice, and
a press release Booth described
the cigar as an episodic
adventure in taste and
transition.
That sounds like yeah, you tell
them this.
In this.
Tell them it's an.
It continues upon Ignition will
take Smoker in a vice like grip
of enhanced enjoyment.
He added that the Here We Go
hypersexual blend provides both
pleasure in the combustion
experience and depth to the
brand's overall offerings, which
refers to as a meaningful next
installment and responsible
addition to the central Panzo
franchise.
The Sancho.
See the limited edition
presented 6 by 52 Toro Vittola
1299 and offered in 10 count
boxes.
The name implies is a limited
edition.
The Forge Company, which
distributes the Central Panza
brand, is not disclosing how
many cigars are being produced
because they don't know.
Nobody knows, but he knows
following the big news.
We call the leva they wouldn't
get back to.
Following the big news Central
Panza last year, we agreed the
brand deserved A heightened
level of focus this year, said
Matt Wilson, senior brand
manager of Central Panza.
Oh, there's a new guy.
You gotta love the guy that
didn't have to do anything.
Justin Andrews worked his Dick
off helping produce it.
Fucking Maddie Booth slides in
there, says episodic fucking
yada, yada, hyper sexual blah,
blah blah.
And this guy says this guy's
like, yeah, you know, we really
felt like it needed something.
So we developed a special blend
to continue the dialogue around
the.
Sun, can I have Matt Wilson's
dumb?
By releasing a limited edition
blend of this caliber, we're
anticipating the senso loyalists
and newcomers alike will spread
the gospel of the great friend.
Is they expand their human doors
with a new smoke to collect and
enjoy.
The company has not yet
announced where the cigars are
being.
Made you know, it is kind of
funny though.
It's at the Alleva factory, for
fuck's sake.
They just said it funny.
I.
Know.
Oh my God, you guys gotta get
your shit together.
This is embarrassing, you know.
Matt.
What's going on here?
Wilson.
Mr. Wilson.
We get all our news from half
with.
You know what?
He was busy underscoring your
cigari.
Couldn't figure.
I don't like broadleaf, so this,
so we don't want to talk about
it.
And this broad Leaf says, like
he.
Gave the eye of the bull in 88,
so you're pretty close to that.
Oh.
Somewhat practically, yeah.
Practically the same thing,
yeah.
Practically.
Yeah, fraction of the cost.
You know what's really funny
about this podcast is when you
run into people that are in the
industry like, oh, I heard you
mentioned me on the podcast.
My instant response is.
Was I nice to you?
Could have gone either way.
Was it a good response?
How was the feedback?
Yeah.
Did you hear good things?
Yeah, one to five.
What did I?
When?
When was it?
What show did I talk about?
Oh, it was.
I mean, I'm sorry, Why was your
name again?
I'm just we're just kidding.
Just, just.
My name's Sancho.
You part of the rest of the
world division.
Just kidding.
Right.
Camera one, please.
This is a big story.
Big Florida Story.
The Florida man accused of
murdering his girlfriend claims
she accidentally choked to death
while performing oral sex.
Oh my goodness.
And his Was it Taylor Swift?
And his unusual defense just
might work, according to a
renowned pathologist and former
New York City medical examiner.
Richard Henry Patterson, 65, of
Margate, now wants permission
from a judge to bolster his.
Argument by showing his penis to
a jury to support the claim that
Francesca Martinique, 60, choked
to death in the bedroom while
performing oral sex on him on
October 28th.
So he is now asking to show
himself in court.
Yes, this is fucking.
Because his penis is so big, she
choked on it.
He couldn't have pulled it out.
He's asking permission to Yeah,
you can't just pull.
No, no.
But like you're sitting, you're
sitting down so they can't see
anyway, there's.
No, I'm saying that as she was
being choked to death.
No, no.
And I found this story out on, I
don't know, during the trip.
Yeah.
So I kept doing the guy's voice
the rest of the trip.
Just driving my wife crazy.
Not during sex.
But yeah, I kept going.
Take it.
You take it now.
That's how he sounds.
Yeah, because there was a little
I saw.
I saw a video.
He's got kind of a germanish
accent.
And that's how it sounds.
Yeah, so German accent one more
time.
You take it.
You take it enough.
Take it, take it, take it, take
it in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Take it Patterson's attorney
claims and a motion filed on May
1st and an expert witness and
former Broward County Medical
Examiner, Dr. Ronald Wright.
It's a huge well.
Testify that marketing death is
consistent with being an
accidental sexual asphyxiating
during the oral sex, No.
According to the motion, it is
material and relevant, attorney
Ken Padowitz wrote in the
motion.
The view by the jury is
essential for them to fully
understand Dr. Wright's
testimony.
And the defense in the case?
Right The county's chief medical
examiner from 1980 to 1994.
OK, client to comment on the
unusual defense, the newspaper
reports.
Yes, go ahead.
OK.
First of all, do you know how
long somebody has to be without
air to die?
Yes, yes, you can go to do now.
Yeah, I know.
Do you think it was accidental
at this?
Point.
You know, listen, I think it's
worse than that.
It's way worse than that.
You have to elaborate on the
fact that at the age of 60,
that's probably somebody's
grandma.
So there were no photos of the
woman.
So how did grandma die?
She was fucking choking on a
couch.
Oh, done.
She had her voice box drill.
It's like.
You ever see the movie Alien
where it goes through the head
and then rips out the back?
Right.
Comes out of the chest.
No, the thing that yeah, they
put that long ass tube.
They have that well, they have
the the aliens.
They have like the little.
They're like the little
obstacles thing and they.
Poor Grandma.
I'm not talking about the
hugger.
Oh, this is horrible.
The thing that comes out.
No, the actual alien, right.
It has a little alien mouth.
Oh, the little mouth that comes
out, Yeah.
Ripped through the back of the
person's skull.
Well, it comes.
Out.
Oh, when they're just killing
Michael.
When they're just killing
somebody.
Yeah.
Oh, the little alien pops out of
the chest.
Correct, Yes, correct.
But we're not talking about
them.
No, talking about the choke, I.
Need you.
I need you to turn on the red
light right now.
Choking.
We could do it during the show.
That'd be an hour, an hour, a
week.
Yeah, that'd be perfect.
We'd all be blind but.
Yeah.
Oh, I gotta wear special
glasses.
They might have them, Sometimes
they do.
Glad you added that.
I will close the glasses.
Hey, I remember everything, but
I'm blind.
I can't see shit.
All right, Dr. Michael Baden, a
former New York City medical
examiner who has performed
autopsies in several high
profile.
Cases it is true, this man is.
Recently, that of former NFL
star Aaron Hernandez.
Did he also so choke?
Wait, wait, go.
Keep going.
OK, I hear this.
I haven't heard this story yet.
No, no, I don't.
He's elaborating on.
He performed an autopsy on this
famous person, but I assume he
did not die by choking on a
penis.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't see where any of this
correlates.
There we go.
It's entirely possible
investigation.
It's entirely possible, albeit 1
cause of death.
He hasn't come across though his
career spanning 5 decades, so
he's never seen a cock choker
before.
There's quite a number of ways
that sexual activity can lead to
inadvertent death, but I've
never heard of choking on a
penis.
Oh my God.
And told the newspaper more
common causes of death during
sexual activity includes auto
erotic fixation.
Where people use devices during
masturbation to enhance orgasm
by partially reducing air flow
to the brain, and it just is
where one partner compresses the
neck vessels of another for
increased pleasure, he said.
Oh, they're joking.
It's usually the male who
compresses the neck vessels of
the female with the idea that
they have a better orgasm as the
oxygen supplies diminish to the
brain and that could lead to
death.
Yeah, Baton said he's even seen
a case where a woman died from
receiving oral sex after a man
blew air into her vagina,
causing an air embolism.
Wow.
Wow, blue air.
Blue air into the vagina like
through a vacuum.
Like what?
Are we blowing air through a
penis?
And no.
How do you do that?
He was.
He was performing oral sex.
On Salman.
Are you sitting?
No.
Turn on the red light.
Give it to him.
And apparently at one point you
went and then she died.
And so he blew the balloon up,
yes.
Popped it like a whoopee.
Cushion Well, you never heard of
oral sex.
Choking defense.
It doesn't mean it wouldn't
happen.
A British man, whoever tried the
defense during a 2011 murder
case and he's now serving the
life sentence.
Man, you know what?
After hearing these stories, I
thought I was a freak.
This is some freak.
That's up to the jury to decide
whether to accept it or not.
Bad and set up Patterson's
events.
I've not seen it that the penis
alone will choke somebody Death.
However, it could happen.
In order to choke to death, the
penis has to obstruct the
windpipe, probably down the area
of the thyroid cartilage or the
Adams apple dude.
I'm.
He murdered her.
I'm not gonna lie, we're gonna
have to see the penis.
He's gonna have to be pulled
out.
And then the jury will decide.
I mean, I understand.
Was she big end against the
wall?
See, One could have.
She was 60, man.
She was 60.
Hard, you know.
All they do is tap a vertebrae
and yo.
So Mahayak 60.
Yeah, but she needs to be
careful.
Then Summer Hike is a celebrity.
She.
Is she needs to start checking
penis sizes?
She has all the medical.
Jennifer Aniston.
She's also 60.
Also sixty?
Yeah, I don't know.
One could have no air coming in
for a period of time under these
circumstances.
That would be possible.
Wow.
Oh my God.
No date has been set for hearing
on Patterson's motion to show
his penis if the judges.
Rejects the request, Padowitz
said he's considering making
them making a mold of the price.
If I'm like a mold of the pie,
the the patient make a mold.
Sorry, I'm getting a little
flushed.
If I'm the judge, I'm like, I'm
gonna have to see this Dick.
I'm just trying to figure out,
well that's.
Yeah.
How do you not at that point?
Yeah, I we'd like to examine the
murder weapon.
Patterson has been charged with
secondary murder, second degree
murder called.
As he didn't intentional.
Marking his body was oh wait.
I didn't mean to.
He calls it oh.
He called his attorney when he
found out she was dead before he
called the police.
She had been dead with 24 hours
when police found her body,
according to the arrest record
cited by the newspaper And on
off.
She shows no sign of trauma, but
noticed the body was already in
an early stage of decomposition.
That's smart you always call a
lawyer for.
Yeah, the medical examiner for.
This one.
I mean, if she's dead, she's
dead.
I'm calling you.
Yeah.
Where are you?
Getting rid of that.
Yeah.
I don't think we have to worry
about that with you, though.
You what?
I don't think you're gonna choke
somebody that doesn't be your
pound.
Not really.
Not really gonna happen.
I mean it could be some type of
auto erotic asphyxiation thing
where you just squeezing
squeeze, yeah.
It's it is rare in a murder case
that the medical examiner can't
say the manner of death is a
homicide.
What prosecutors would be
without a case if they didn't
have Patterson's statement to a
daughter and friend about
working his death and a text
message after the death pattern?
Oh, he was bragging.
Guess what I know is that I
choke your grandmother with my
penis.
Wait, wait, is it?
Read that again.
Nana's.
Dead.
Nana's dead.
He texted his daughter and
friend after after the lady
died.
In a text message after death,
Patterson told his daughter he
did something wrong.
He later told a friend he choked
Martinez.
I feel like when people get into
that 60 plus age, she gets
fucking wild.
His attorney said he said he
choked her, Never said he
strangled her.
Yeah, that's the difference.
This is in the villages.
Margate, Miami.
So when you're down there.
South Florida, maybe?
It's not for.
The Margate is not Miami.
It's not down that way.
It's it's it's Coral Springs.
It's where.
It's down that direction.
It's north of Fort Lauderdale.
Are they known for their big
penises?
Down there, people are dying.
Something in the water.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm
from just kidding.
Just kidding.
Or Britney.
That's why she's mad.
Oh, she's definitely gonna kill.
I didn't do anything just by the
way.
Listen, your wife said Your
shoes, size 10.
OK?
What is she?
What is she telling?
No comment.
She doesn't know.
She guessed that small shoes
must be too.
Yeah, exactly.
Do they have toddler?
How small size?
Very small baby feet all.
Right Shop of the Week by go.
Shop of the Week.
Camera 3 There you go.
Lake Country Cigar.
Last week through Shop of the
Week, yes, and we have a
listener of the week.
I do.
Dexter Pollard still is not.
Kind of.
He did.
Oh, he did, somebody told.
He did.
That's what I said.
Somebody.
He said hey, so uh.
So I hear I what?
I heard I won something, I said.
Yeah, I heard I won something.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm just trying to catch up
on like a podcast and I said
someone fucking told you what?
He told someone told you.
Did he say who?
No, he wrote back like it was it
was Mitch.
Probably.
Probably.
Which, Damn it, Mitch, it was
his birthday.
It was yesterday.
I.
Didn't know his birthday, Mitch.
Yes, Happy birthday, Mitch.
That guy went on a 70 day
excursion.
Oh, through Europe.
Through the tour the world.
Oh, kidding.
Didn't bring any cigars, you
think?
Maybe.
He didn't smoke A1.
You think maybe he has the title
of Rest of the World?
It could be rest of the world.
Maybe looking for just an?
Anti I will say this, he didn't
bring any cigars, but there came
a point in the trip where he was
looking for cigars.
They're always and he went to
cigar shop and they're closed.
That sucks.
I could do not bring any.
Well, I think that he wanted to
focus on his family, which is
fair.
OK.
He's got a little kid, I know he
does.
It's a lovely picture of his
little boy sleeping on most of
the trip.
Exactly.
Very tired young man.
Drug that poor kid through.
Get the Benadryl.
He's waking up.
Wow, you saw Rome.
We did everything.
It was amazing.
Kid didn't see anything.
Slept like a baby.
Slept like a baby.
Right, That's what happens.
You take his Legos away, you
know there's no fun for him.
Now he's at home going, Where we
going?
Let's go somewhere, right?
Anybody got anything else?
Say where you're gonna be again.
Happy birthday, Palmer.
Thank you.
Happy birthday to Boots.
I am going to be and Boots will
be at Lake Country Cigars for
the world release.
Of theirs Thursday.
War Bear this Thursday,
September 28th.
I saw Trons coming.
He works there.
Oh, yeah.
OK, he's there.
Tell us about that Lonsdale that
Robocraft doesn't make or.
That's like the LL.
No, it's the Lance here.
It's like the other one.
Well, we needed a fun fact.
That tutorial.
Fun fact was that you thanked us
for allowing you to be part of
the number one show.
Yeah, that's.
It yeah, alright.
It's been episode 300.
Thank you everybody for.
Let's get this up.
We're gonna do the Patreon and.
We're gonna do the Patreon and
finish these Vol sets.
Yeah, let's get this up before I
got something to say on the
Patreon all.
Right.
Bye.
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Show Notes
In this milestone 300th episode of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast, we bring you the latest buzz from the cigar industry and beyond. Get ready for a deep dive into the world of premium cigars, limited editions, and some unexpected legal cases.
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Jim Young Named Interim CEO, Board Member of Plasencia Cigars: Get insights into the recent development at Plasencia Cigars as Jim Young takes on the role of interim CEO and board member.
Sancho Panza Limited Edition: We dive into the details of a new limited edition release from the Sancho Panza brand and where you can get your hands on it.
Unusual Legal Case: Delve into a unique and unexpected legal case where a murder suspect claims an unusual defense. We explore the story and its implications.
Join us for this special episode as we celebrate our 300th installment of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast. Whether you're a seasoned cigar aficionado or just curious about the latest happenings in the industry, there's something for everyone in this episode. Sit back, light up your favorite cigar, and enjoy the discussion.