January 30, 2024· 56m

Cigar Hustlers Podcast Episode 318 Pirate Dead

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So.

So what are we doing with the

Patreon?

The Knuckle Sandwich 56.

The new Knuckle Sandwich.

Came in upstairs.

Oh, wow.

Better than the 55, I heard.

This one has a little more

little less hair on the top of

the head.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, As it gets a little, you

know, it's.

Harder to pee?

Yeah, it it's this, the 56 is

where you you start waking up in

the morning, in the middle of

the night.

Three times.

Yeah, yeah, I understand.

Oh yeah.

I'm 56.

It's for my birthday.

It's very nice, gentlemen.

Oh, they did it just for.

You just for me, but it's a year

late.

Well, that's the way the

industry goes.

Right, it's two years.

Actually, it's two. 02 years,

Two years.

I'll just stop smoking this

limit.

I supposedly have won a

Phosphoro Prize with my Last

Post yesterday.

Did you?

He said I was a winner.

I'm waiting to see what I get.

Oh.

Congratulations, Mr. Mute.

Yes, I got the hashtag right

this time.

Smoke, Phosphoro.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

You're winning.

How did you get it wrong?

I think I just put Phosphoro.

Apparently that was wrong.

Maybe you spelled it wrong or

something.

No, no.

I look at the band.

It's right there on the band.

And don't call it upside down.

Roman Craft.

He gets mad.

Don't do.

Oh, you did that?

No.

Not in a public setting.

It's on the podcast.

So what's going on, Michael?

You have an announcement to

address, I understand.

It's not really an announcement,

but I'm.

I mean, I'm getting some phone

calls about it for those of you

guys that that follow my wife on

social media.

I don't tag.

I mean, you know, I don't tag

him.

But if I'm tagged on it, I guess

maybe yes.

I don't know.

Maybe you guys see it.

So.

But I'm getting people asking me

about my daughter-in-law.

Wait, my sister-in-law?

My sister-in-law?

sister-in-law being pregnant?

Yes.

She's she was 38 weeks pregnant.

She had no idea.

Wow.

No idea.

I Skip said on the Facebook

yesterday.

What?

The baby bump didn't give it

away.

So, so technically, I guess

here's how we got here for one

when two people are in love.

When the mommy and daddy really

like let me.

Tell you about the birds on the

beast.

Give us the Arnold

Schwarzenegger edition.

So apparently her fucking

ovaries or some shit.

Ovaries.

Something was sideways.

So because of the fact that it

was sideways, the baby was

growing sideways.

Oh.

My wife just explained this in a

text so I can I can explain

that.

You have a prepared statement.

You're going to read it from

your phone?

I've never heard of that.

What?

Of the ovary being sideways.

Something being it was something

something sideways.

Several reasons why a female

could have an irregular period.

Well, I wasn't even at that far.

I was.

I'm just talking about how how

did we not see that she was

pregnant?

Like, how do you not see?

So in December, she looked like

she was, she's bulking up a

little bit, OK.

And you know, I said that bit's

pregnant.

Well, the baby doesn't grow in

the ovaries.

Yeah, well, I'm just saying,

Well, I don't look, I'm trying

to look.

Well.

Tech said that as they're.

You have a prepared can.

Can we get you Mr. Baldwin on?

The phone.

Colleen Dr. Baldwin Colleen Dr.

Baldwin Need to explain this.

Turn This is Doctor Baldwin.

No.

He always goes, hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

This is Doctor Baldwin, always

here for you.

Riveting, riveting, podcast

information.

Here, so that her uterus grew

sideways.

OK, well that makes more sense.

OK, the uterus goes that way.

So then the baby, instead of

going out, was going up and

down.

Was going this way.

So she was taller.

No, it was this way.

So she's not.

This way instead of that way,

yeah.

So you know, you didn't really

notice.

She looked wider.

She.

Didn't look like you know it was

bulking season.

She never, like the Doctor,

could never see that she was.

Growing up and her menstrual

cycle has always been kind of

irregular.

So throughout her entire life.

So she didn't pick up on that.

Yeah.

So they're still they don't.

Keep track of it as much as a

woman when it gets it, you know,

every 28 days or whatever.

Yeah.

So I think that there were still

things going on or whatever.

Right.

So you add those couple things

and the fact that.

So like, all of a sudden they

spun it.

So so I I guess after X amount

of time like oh right.

Down A room.

Left and right.

As we were getting closer, yeah,

Baby shifted.

Ed Brittany.

'S birthday super close.

What the time for It's done.

Oh yeah, yeah.

She's got like February.

She's got like a couple of

weeks.

Like February 1st I believe is

the due date.

That's tomorrow.

Is that tomorrow?

The day after tomorrow?

I don't know, 30-1 days.

I don't know this one.

Yeah.

Day after Wednesday.

So yeah.

Oh, your house is on hiatus

right now?

Well.

Yeah, to say the very least.

When I when I told my wife

because we saw her a couple of

days before that, she said yeah,

I could tell.

She could tell.

Yeah, she could tell.

What?

That she was pregnant.

That.

When?

That the Britney's birthday, so.

Why didn't she say anything

then?

Well, you don't go.

Hey, you're pregnant.

OK, now, like if if you don't,

if you don't announce it, you

don't go up.

But.

Here's, but here's what I'm

saying.

Here's what I'm saying.

If the inclination was she's

pregnant or you think she's

pregnant, normally you get in

the car and you say to your

spouse, I think that bitch is

pregnant.

Like, didn't she look pregnant

to you?

She wouldn't call her bitch.

You know what I'm saying, right?

No that.

Referencing.

We don't.

We don't normally, you know,

break the evening down on the

drive home.

I'm not saying.

Look, I'm not telling you to

review everything in particular.

That's a big one.

You know what I'm saying?

Like.

Hey, once, I told her.

Maybe then it clicked.

Her name?

That makes sense.

It was.

Like that?

Yeah, she's pregnant.

Oh, well, OK, that makes sense

then, because I thought she was

a little bigger.

I mean, you know, if you were

bulking up, I would tell you

that you were bulking up.

Well, Adrian doesn't know Nick

hardly at all, so it's not like

you know she would.

All right.

But if Adrian was bulking up, I

would tell you like what's going

on, you know, we'd have a

conversation about.

That if she was OK.

Everything all right?

Yeah, she's gone.

If it was breaky, she would have

said you know.

Is she OK?

Wasn't is she pregnant?

But I mean, Mika was in and out

that night, just, but not that

long.

I mean, she always wears

sweatshirts, but she always, she

always wears sweatshirts.

That's why I.

Was a that.

She had a pretty white blousy

dress on that.

Night.

Yes.

Anything that's you know?

Well, that's the kids do that

now.

But you know, she probably

thought she was getting heavier

and she like, well, I need to

hide.

I need to conceal.

Conceal now, now that she knows

she's pregnant.

Oh, the skin tight clothes.

All of a sudden it's like.

Bam.

Right, Right.

I can breathe.

Oh.

My goodness.

Put all the Spanx away and the

constrictors.

Had nothing to do with the food.

You know, that makes for a cool

story, though, to tell her kid I

didn't even know I was pregnant.

Though you were coming, you

ruined everything.

I didn't even get to experience

being pregnant.

I just got the last week.

So no.

So, OK, so no baby shower.

I mean, well, they're, I mean

they're going to work on some

sip and seed or some shit

afterwards because it's just

just, you know what I mean,

right.

This could happen at any moment.

So you can't really do a baby.

You can have the baby at the

shower.

So question since her uterus is

sideways.

It was.

They've turned it.

It's.

OK, so she can have a natural

birth, yes.

OK, she can have a natural

birth.

Right.

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

At your house.

Probably they were going to do

AC section.

Yeah, yeah, with a little

plastic tub.

Your cold punch.

Yeah, in the cold punch in the

coal punch.

Great idea.

I would love that so much it.

Would restrict the blood flow.

Yeah, it would restrict blood

flow, right.

So yeah.

God, this world is cold.

The one I just came from was

nice.

And was so warm.

What is this place I hate?

I'm going back in.

Put me back in.

So.

All right, so there you go.

So I mean if they are they like

quickly picking names?

And they have a name, Cooper.

Oh, that's a nice name.

I like the name.

I think it's a good name.

Cooper, Michael.

I mean.

That seems to have float.

Nice.

I mean, I was a fan of Mike or

Michael I.

Thought yeah, that would have

been good for you.

Covered a lot of bases with that

name.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Is the baby's middle name Jessa?

No, no, no.

Michael, Michael B Cooper

Michael Sounds good.

You know, minimal

acknowledgement.

You know what I mean?

Like, you know, it is.

It's a thankless job put putting

in all the work.

You really stop need to stop

moving that microphone.

Well, you need to fix the

microphone.

I mean, enough.

Well, you.

Want another one?

We don't have that kind of

money.

Anymore Be easy on him.

He's got a lot going on in that

household.

We got these, we've got that

thing, we've, we've spent a lot

of money the last quarter of 23.

I'm so sorry.

That's all right.

We had improvements.

Well, we know.

So if you'd like to become a

member of a Patreon.

Michael needs a new microphone

because it's static.

If you want the best quality

show.

Wonder if it's probably not the

mic.

It's probably the arm.

Yeah, and the cord.

That cord does not come out of

the arm.

Right.

Could be the problem?

So yeah, man, the next couple

days, bro.

So there's that.

Yeah, there's that going down

that's going on in my house.

We might have.

Well, she is now living with her

boyfriend.

We have another one of.

Those She's not in the house.

No, they threw her out.

She is, yeah.

Pregnant without a husband.

We're out of here.

We can't feed another.

Man, you know we have.

You know, we go to Catholic

churches will not go well there.

You know, so we're going to,

we're setting up the front room,

we're going to have a crib and

everything in there and the

whole shebang.

The front room that she stayed

in or the front room?

The.

Front room that she stayed in.

Oh, so when the crib in her?

Will now become like almost like

a nursery or whatever.

So she's not coming back at any

point.

You can change that from a

bedroom into a baby.

'S room we could well, it's

going to be a bedroom with a

with a.

Crib in it, Yeah.

I've never seen the other side

of the door.

I don't know how big that room

is.

Yeah, I've never seen the other

side of the door as.

Far as I know, it went to the

outside.

Right, Yeah.

I actually, I got to be honest,

when she lived there, it was

always best that nobody opened

that.

Door it was, yeah.

It was always shut.

It was always shut because.

I would open it and and you'd

hear like instant.

Thankful.

I like the closet that's packed

full.

What is going on?

We we trained the kids that

whenever they would get close to

the door, they would yell

danger, danger, danger, Wow,

yeah, it's pretty entertaining,

so.

Well.

So, yeah, So hey.

So at least you're not going to

have the baby in there 24/7,

right?

I don't know.

Yeah, I guess not.

I mean, I'm not.

I'm not against that though.

No, I'm not saying like it's a a

good thing that the baby's not

there.

What I'm saying is, is your life

is already nutty enough.

Here's what I can tell you.

Let's just bring on the fuckery,

bro.

I don't care.

Just give me the chaos.

I It is what it is to me.

I, you know, it doesn't affect

me in any fashion at at this

point.

It's like, OK, well there's one

other thing that we're going to

work through.

You know, it doesn't surprise

me.

He's going to do sports too.

He's, you know, football coach

now for the next 18 years.

You know, Oh, me, yeah.

No, it's not.

That's not my role there.

I'm not, you know.

Uncle, Uncle Mikey, I want you

to coach me in football.

Scorekeeper and I'll see you can

be scorekeeper and and in

basketball we'll see and in

soccer I mean you know I

generally give the impression of

for whatever reason intimidation

and scare people so I don't

think that he'll like me until

he gets I.

Don't think that works with

children at your house though I.

Think it.

I think it works with children.

Teddy's the youngest.

She's not afraid of you.

No, Teddy is Teddy is the mini

version of me, Minnie's female

version of me.

Well, maybe Cooper comes out

very passionate.

Very, very passionate.

Very passionate.

Extremely passionate.

Extremely passionate young man.

Just comes in.

I don't know.

The dad is not as passionate,

Not even close.

To the amount of passion.

He doesn't have as much passion

as I have.

No, no, you.

Know he's very happy.

He's a.

Friend of me on Facebook the

other day.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, good.

He's integrating.

I like that.

Yeah, he's mingling.

He's mingling.

With the family?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Well, he probably knows that

you're the godfather, yeah.

Oh, right, he's.

Fantastic.

He has learned the roles Gotcha.

United City old guy.

Guess I got to be in the family

tree now.

Oh, that's right. 38 weeks I

didn't know.

No, no.

I'm in.

Start calling you Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, how you doing?

What does his parents say?

Does he have parents still

around?

I mean, I don't know.

I hardly know anything about the

young man.

Yeah, I mean, I don't.

Know he looks like Matt Hunt.

I don't know a ton he.

Does look like Matt.

Hunt.

He does look.

Around I call him Matt Hunt.

That's what I call him.

So I didn't even know what her

real name.

Was Yeah.

The parents are very involved

with him, so we'll see what that

looks like.

What if the baby comes out

looking like manhunt too?

That'll be funny.

Baby Matt Hunt.

I want to get that checked

there.

Make a baby looks.

Matthew, as I was planning to do

Matthew.

Maybe they're like distant

cousins or?

Something, I mean maybe, who

knows, but there you go.

So that's here.

Any.

Marriage.

Talk, Mr. Carney.

I don't know.

I don't here's, here's the

thing, here's here's like, look,

I do.

I do my very best to keep my

involvement at all times.

Well, I as well as keep my

distance I assume.

You would have heard something

like we gotta get the shower and

then we gotta do the wedding and

then.

No, that hasn't been.

Enough.

We've got the baby for two weeks

where they're going to.

Honey, I think that we're gonna

take this show one step at a

time.

I don't, you know, Come on.

Bomb just got dropped less than

two weeks ago.

Let's not, let's not, let's not.

Let's not express pass

everything.

You know what I'm saying?

Just run right the express pass

whole thing.

Yeah, let's not do that.

Let's just mitigate all the

problems and just move, right?

Let's take one step at a time.

So that's what they're doing.

Well, congratulations, Uncle.

Thank you so much.

Yes, Uncle Michael,

congratulations.

And Auntie Brittany.

And Auntie?

And so getting on to regular

life here took justice to Royal

Rumble.

Yes, how was that?

Wrestling thing.

Fantastic.

Tropicana Field is the fucking

worst.

The worst field to get out?

Is that the old football

stadium?

No, that's the that's the

baseball stadium in Tampa.

I mean, atrocious.

And wrestling at the baseball

thing.

Yeah, it was enclosed.

Yeah, yeah, it's like a Dome.

Yeah, it was terrible.

Leaving was terrible.

I went to a baseball game there

once and it took like 2 hours to

get out of.

That.

Yeah, dude.

I mean, I moved at first.

I got out relatively early.

I'm like, OK, I'm going to get.

I'm getting and I stopped and I

did not move for over an hour.

I didn't move her over a fucking

hour.

So you know like this was kind

of.

So I did this thing with Jax

when he was eight and then I

decided to do it with justice as

well.

Hey, wherever you want to go I

will take you.

And he was I want to go to Royal

Rumble.

Just what happened that Royal

Rumble was in Tampa.

So perfect.

Right.

So we went and.

First of all, is an amazing

thing to go to as a child.

Yeah, because Royal Rumble is

like the Super Bowl of

wrestling.

Yeah, it's.

I mean, I wouldn't.

Would you consider the

WrestleMania the Super?

Bowl Oh yeah, maybe

WrestleMania.

I mean, Royal Rumble's right.

There, it's just not the same.

Yeah, he's Royal Rumble is cool

as shit.

It's different, right.

So.

And that's he.

Would he, would he?

I told him he goes, oh, I want

to.

Next time he goes, I want front

row seats.

I'm like, OK, listen, dude,

first of all, I looked, we got

here.

First of all, I first of all, I

I looked and I said there's no

fucking way of getting you.

There's no, that's not

happening.

That is not happening.

Is wrestling real expensive?

I have no idea.

Yeah, Royal Rumble's very is,

is.

It's not, I mean, within reason,

I guess, at this point, because

by going to football games I can

tell you that it's about the

same, maybe a little less, for

wrestling.

Well, yeah, I would assume you

know as much, especially now

with with McMahon's.

Problems.

Well, he's in Saudi.

It's owned by Saudi Arabia now.

Oh, McMahon no longer owns it.

Yeah, this is the.

Oh, he doesn't own WWE at all.

No, they showed it this.

Is the first time that not one

McMahon is in WWE.

There's not one.

Oh, really?

None of them?

Wow.

Take your billions and go away

quietly.

Oh, he definitely went away

super quietly.

Thank you.

Well, he has to now.

So.

Ensued.

So look, so I, you know that,

like, I wanted to make it nice

for him special.

And I said to do whatever you

want, whatever you want to do

whatever you want, you can have,

right, you know?

Who's his favorite wrestler?

Oh, it's a good question.

I mean that.

Was the Olmert though, guy or

whatever?

Omas is definitely up there just

because the guy's super nice to

him.

Right, right.

He's met him, yeah.

Yeah, so he was very excited to

see him come out during Royal

Rumble.

I think he likes Randy Orton.

He likes a bunch of them.

His favorite guy got hurt.

A big E or something like that.

He snapped his neck or

something.

Wow.

So he'll be back.

Yeah, I I don't think so.

It's just a 2.

This is a 2.

This.

No, this was legit.

He he's he's probably done so.

So I said hey, you know we get

in there and I go, hey, whatever

you want to get, let's go to the

shop.

Let's go get you something.

And he goes.

Anything I'll say.

Anything you want to, whatever

you want.

I would like the front row

seats.

So no, I'm talking about a toy.

So we're looking around like the

front row seat.

Do you want a hat?

You know, what do you want?

You know, So the first thing he

looks at is stuffed animal, like

a teddy bear.

Like, OK, let's walk around.

Let's make sure that that's what

you want.

Whatever.

Dressed like a wrestler or

something.

Yeah, it's got like a whatever.

And then I bring him over to the

replica belts.

They have this whole they have

this whole display section of

all these different replica

belts, and they go anywhere from

like 350 bucks to like 600 and

change.

And I'm thinking, you know what?

Fuck it.

If this kid wants one of these

belts, whatever.

Yeah, it's not like you're going

to go back to Royal Rumble

every.

Year.

No.

And I want him to say, you know,

I want him to remember this.

I want it to be this is the this

is fucking awesome, right?

I said, do you want any of those

belts, dude?

You can have one.

He goes, all right, well, maybe

I won't get the spinny 1.

And I said, OK, well, let's take

a look at the spinny one.

He goes, no, to be honest, I

really want that stone cold

stuffed animal that's over

there.

Like the you remember how back

in the day they used to have

them, they had one that was

stone cold.

He goes, I want that.

I said, Are you sure?

He goes, yeah.

But all right, no problem.

So he bought the $40 stuffed

animal ones.

Yeah.

And he's my favorite.

And I'm going to tell you right

now, that thing has not left his

side.

Whenever, whenever he gets home,

bam, he's on it.

So stone cold.

Or anything.

No, no, that'd be fine.

If it doesn't, it doesn't do

anything.

If you get 2 beers and we come

about it with its little hands,

it goes.

Yeah, right.

So I see him on TikTok every

once in a while.

The guy's in a lot of pain.

Is he?

Yeah.

Yeah, he had.

Well, he wore 2 knee braces

forever.

He's just starting to cold

plunge is.

He yeah, we highly recommend it.

He has a working ranch too, and

he works.

Yeah, yeah, he's on Stone Cold's

Ranch.

Yeah, that's where he says he

is.

Rattlesnake Ranch.

Yeah, he tries to cold blunge

and he attended like, OK, that's

it today.

That's all he does a little bit.

Well, he's getting used to it.

He's doing more and more each

day.

Oh, I was going for six minutes.

That's perfect.

Isn't it crazy like?

After 30 seconds you're fine.

Yeah, forever.

Two guys, you had the Rock and

he had stone cold.

Yeah, and they're both the same

age.

Yeah.

So like to see the two different

guys and how their body styles.

Oh, they're the same age.

Yeah, And the wear and tear,

it's like the rock is like in

great shape.

Like, I'm sure he probably has

ailments, you know?

He's probably, yeah, he's of

course proprian every morning,

yeah.

But the way he takes care of

himself is probably way better

than Stone Cold, yeah?

Of course, Yeah.

I mean, one was, yeah, for sure.

That's cool though.

He wanted he wanted the stuff

down over the belt.

The belts are dope.

The belts are ridiculous.

I thought for sure.

I thought for sure we were

walking out of there with the

belt, put it on the shoulder.

You know, this little 8 year old

walking around with the fucking

actual full replica size.

It's life-size.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

So.

You should get Derek Dukes to

come to his birthday party,

won't you?

He would have no idea who he is.

Well, you show him a couple of

things before he shows.

Oh yeah, Prep him like, hey,

Daddy knows this guy.

He's got a.

Belt.

Adrian's got a picture with the

belt.

He's got a belt I.

Don't know what wrestling league

he was in or whatever, but but

he would do that well, of

course, he's a nice guy.

He's a nice guy.

Is he working for Espinoza or

somebody now?

I think so.

So whatever he wanted, I gave

him, you know, he'd say I want

ice cream, got him ice cream and

he got a hot dog they took two

bites of and then he didn't eat.

Well, then you got a hot dog.

He said, can I get cotton candy?

I'm like, yeah, you can get

whatever.

Fuck.

Like, I'm not saying no, say I'm

not saying no, dude.

So he had a blast, man.

It was a you know, it was a

great time and slept well on the

way home.

I think, I said.

You get all cute in the car and

he falls asleep.

He's getting a little steep.

Of course, within the instance

of us getting.

In the car, Not in the parking

lot, no.

But he is full of sugar.

I didn't.

I didn't even make it to this

part in the parking lot where I

had stopped to sit for an hour

before he was passed out.

I looked back at the door.

He is done.

Should've took a picture.

I took some videos.

And I don't know of him sleeping

in the car.

I did.

Then you can make a reel, maybe

at the end of your reel.

I was going to.

It's too late, huh?

No, it's not.

It's already back.

Constantly do whatever I want.

It's a 24 hour real rule, Mike.

Is there?

Yes.

OK, Well, maybe it's on.

You just don't know what

Instagram counts on.

Yours or your wife's, I follow

bother you?

Maybe there's another one.

I don't think so.

OK, And then I got my ass kicked

at football.

Both both boys got fucking.

That worked, Yeah.

Did you make sure that Jax did

not leave before the end of the

game?

Yeah, Jax stayed the whole time.

For the coaching.

Yeah, there is nothing more

frustrating than having great

plays and having people in the

right spots and players just

dropping balls.

Kind of like the Detroit Lions

in the second-half.

Oh.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, amazing.

That was a sad game.

They had it, and then they just

crumbled.

Must be getting close to Phil's

fun facts.

Let's just keep this going.

Either that or just wear the

mask.

Let's just keep this going.

Sure.

We'll just not do that, Yeah.

Skip that.

Yeah.

So how was your weekend?

My wife was gone.

Yeah.

I power washed for six hours on

Saturday and Sunday.

I it was supposed to rain, but

it didn't.

So I went grocery shopping and

like, I understand.

Did you ever put on pants or no?

Yeah, when I was on power Wash,

yeah.

But not when you're grocery

shopping.

Well, it's Aldi's.

You can do whatever you want

then, Can you?

Just live your best life.

Yeah, it's Aldi's.

They don't.

There's no rules in all this,

except you got to put the

quarter in for the cart.

But I got past that too.

Some lady gave me your cart.

Oh, look at you.

I tried to give her the quarter

and she's like, no, no, you

didn't give that.

Did you give the quarterback?

When I put my card up, I did not

hook it in.

That's like the bus pass.

Pass it along to the next.

Person You ever see that?

You probably haven't.

You never had that experience, I

guess?

Riding a bus, I've ridden a.

Bus.

So, but there there's a trick to

it.

There's a there're all day bus

passes and if you're done for

the day, you will leave your all

day bus pass on the seat so that

when somebody comes on they just

pay for the one thing they don't

have the access all day.

Yeah.

What type of bus are we talking

about here?

You're like city Lynx buses.

City bus.

You'll learn how to work the

system, buddy.

Never Never rode 1.

Yeah.

Oh, must be nice to be so rich.

You never ever run the bus.

Yeah.

Earliest memory is riding with

my mother to the hospital on a

city bus because she cut her

hand.

Interesting.

That's your earliest memory.

Yeah, I don't know where we were

then.

It could have been Indiana, I

guess.

I don't know.

But evidently Mom didn't have

her own car.

Dad was at work because I

remember picking at the rubber

seal around the window because

back then it was it wasn't like

a molded rubber seal.

It's just like tar.

Yeah, yeah, and Papa was a

Rolling Stone, huh, Out there.

Papa was a Kmart.

Was a Kmart all right.

That it.

Yeah, I mean my my weekend was

very uneventful all.

Right.

Well, thanks everybody.

Have a good one.

I see you have a football shirt

on now.

Let's My wife went to Missouri.

She brought this back for me, so

I told her I'd wear it today.

I'll wear it on the Super Bowl

and then I'll go in the closet

and I won't wear it again.

It's ridiculous.

At least you have some type of

sporting shirt on it's.

Ridiculous.

Why?

She's a fan.

So she brought me home and let

me go.

Oh, that's stupid and I don't.

Want Ouch.

No.

Don't want that.

She bought it at the airport.

Oh, it was nice.

She brought me something back.

Because nothing says I love you

like an airport.

Like an airport gift I.

Was thinking about you the whole

time so much that I got you this

football.

Show.

I doubt that because she had two

baby showers.

She went to one of them she had

helped throw.

Well, there's a third one coming

up she can intend.

Oh, well, there you go.

It's.

Going around apparently.

Yeah, apparently a lot of.

People are dropping loads.

Dropping loads, buddy.

All right.

You know the saddest part about

the 38 week thing and not

knowing is that you could have

been dropping loads that whole

time.

He probably was.

I mean, apparently he has a weak

pull out game.

But oh, I was going to say, I

mean, it's not like it's just

that one time, you know, like,

oops, sorry.

I don't think that, you know, I

don't think that it was

intended, you know?

Oh, they.

Well, I thought, maybe because

of her irregular irregularities,

they might have just figured

what are the odds?

I mean, let's roll the dice.

Snake eyes.

Exactly what they got, one time

at least.

Hey, without knowing the

frequency you.

Know where's that?

Be funny if he goes well.

He had sex A1 time.

You said it would be fine.

Got him.

Oh my God.

Oh dude.

I have to refrain sometimes from

some of the jokes that I have so

to stay.

Oh, I'm sure you get to.

This in front of her.

Oh, oh, first of all, yes, I she

going to listen.

To this and I'll give you a

phone call.

First of all, I 100% will will

totally cut jokes in front like

I treat her.

It's weird, like she's I treat

her like she's a daughter to me

sometimes, but we're also

siblings or just friends.

So you know, this is kind of the

world that I exist in this weird

universe.

Triangle.

Where about Mika?

Where I just kind of fucking say

whatever I want out of humor and

I'm like, whatever.

It might hurt.

I kind of feel like Skip Martin.

Oh, just saying whatever I want.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

Not concerned about feelings.

Concerned at.

All I just love the fact that

he's had that baby mask on this

whole foster.

Sweat in his ass.

So fantastic, staring at the

He's actually looking at the

iPad.

Yeah, Nope.

There you go.

It's it's scary when he turns

his egg because the nose is

bent.

Looks like baby been punched in

the face.

All right, let's go.

Welcome to Cigar Hustlers

podcast feature Phil's Fun Fact,

I Thought.

He was going to forget to turn

it.

Hello.

Peoples.

All right, did you know the

world's shortest cigar was so

tiny that it couldn't even

qualify as a short smoke?

It was more like a quick exhale.

It's still bigger than my penis.

Wow.

Sorry to hear that, Phil.

Sorry about that, Phil.

You know, there's I'm sure

there's some doctor you can see

about that.

I have a question about cigars.

You put the cutting in your

mouth, you light the other end.

OK, if you're concerned about

the form of measurement compared

against the size of your penis.

No.

What is if either one of you

know?

Yes, yes.

What is the shortest cigar ever

made?

We just told you it's.

Told you it's called a short

exhale.

Yeah.

That's the name of it, yeah, it

said.

It was more like a short exhale.

Yeah, it's what it's.

Called, Yeah, what was it?

Was that your question is?

That it.

Who was it made by?

I don't know.

Some Cuban dude, probably.

Cuba.

Yeah, they.

Probably had a little scrap of

tobacco left on their table and

the bunch of goes here Ponce de

Leon de esta amigo.

Looking for the smallest

fountain of youth?

Oh, Ponce.

Yeah, Old Ponce.

A little Ponce de Leon.

Ponce de Leon.

I I really hope there's one news

clip in when you start reading

the news.

It talks about small penis no

what?

Do you wanted to say?

Yeah, the.

New partnership.

Did you get that one?

Oh yeah, that's at the end.

OK, good.

'Cause that came out yesterday,

Yes.

Yeah.

So we got added on 'cause I I

always do the show news on

Sundays, I move it to the.

Front I get all my cigar news

from you guys so.

Oh, it's good.

Yeah, good.

You don't ever look at Facebook.

No.

Well, half wheel.

Yeah, I took half wheels every

once in a while, but not really.

Well.

Yeah.

I mean, honestly, I'm hardly.

Yeah.

All right, go ahead.

I want to just hang.

On him to flip the camera at

once so I can do.

The I need to know what's going

on in the in the cigar wheel.

Oh OK from the four corners of

the world, all the cigar

industry news you could possibly

need.

The Cigar Hustler Podcast report

Vegafina Year of the Dragon 2024

heading to the US.

Very few Vegafina releases make

their way to the US but this,

but the Year of the Dragon will

be one of those exceptions.

And very few cigar consumer

smoke Vegafina.

Yes, all that is USA has

announced it has received a

small allotment of Vegafina Year

of the Dragon 2024, a six and

three quarter by 54 Toro Extra.

Lend wise it uses an Ecuadorian

rapper over Nicaraguan binder

and fillers from the Dominican

Republic and Nicaragua.

Why do they not get any?

Why don't they just say

undisclosed?

At that point, it's it's

Ecuadorian.

Ecuadorian rapper.

Rapper.

Over Nicaraguan Binder and

filler.

So it's Grow the rapper's grown

inaccurate well.

Nicaraguan binder and then

filler.

From the Dominican, probably,

yeah.

And Nicaragua and Nicaragua,

yeah, I'm just basically it's

done this.

It's pretty much telling the

country.

Yeah, it's.

Why don't they get Vega Fenus?

What's the What's the deal?

So where is it?

From E Cigar, Where's Where is

the cigar made from the country?

You're just not going to answer

that question.

What's your question?

Why do they hardly ever get Vega

Phoenix here?

Why do they hardly ever get Vega

Phoenix?

I mean, it's not a Cuban.

Cigar.

I think it's just that it was a

catalog brand.

It became just so.

OK.

Yeah.

And the USEMSRP is set at $15

per cigar and the whole boxes

available for the USA and total.

$15.00 for a Vega Fina.

So where are they selling I?

Got some baccarats upstairs,

then they're 70.

Five a 888 boxes were made, but

they're only putting 500 here.

Where's the rest going?

Who the fuck knows?

Yeah, probably China, Asia.

This particular Vega Fina is

made at Tablicalera de Garcia in

the Dominican Republic alongside

many of the non Cuban Monte

Cristo and Romeo and Julieta

cigars that altered this USA

sells.

Oh.

However, Vegafina was designed

as a non Cuban brand for

international markets, so my

sister companies have altered

this.

Oh there you go then.

I've just read my own story.

Rocky Patel Edge.

Trio of the Year of the Dragon

Cigars.

It's all you have.

To do is read your.

Own read my own Rocky, answer my

own questions.

Thank you.

You're the dragon for Rocky

Patel.

Yeah, Rocky Patel adds.

Trio of the Year of the Dragon.

Kurka's got to be fucking

throwing lawsuits.

There's like 12 dragon cigars

coming out here.

You can't do that.

Rocky Patel The list of

companies making Year of the

Dragon cigars.

Except the company isn't just

making one Year of the Dragon,

it's making three.

They all use the same blend.

What?

They're all the same cigars.

Rocky Patel, Year the Dragon,

Robusto Grande 5 1/2 by 52.

That's lovely.

It's a duty free exclusive.

Duty free.

You have to get in.

Rocky Patel Year The Dragon 2024

Toro 6 1/2 by 52 Not a bit

bigger.

It's not duty.

Free.

That's AUSA exclusive.

Not duty free.

Yeah, And the Rocky Patel year,

The Dragon 2024 regular Robusto.

It's not Grande standard.

Standard 5 by 50.

That's also international. 5 by

52 they.

Don't get the size.

Yeah, because I mean, standard

Robusto would actually be 5 by

50.

Oh, so the half makes it the

Grande.

I feel like somebody.

Just Grande is 5 1/2. 5 1/2 by

52 yes, but if it's standard 52

If it's standard reboot I think.

Somebody made some too big?

Yeah, who the fuck made these 5

1/2 by 50 twos?

Oh, who did that raise your

hand?

Who?

Where did you printed the boxes?

Oh my God.

I have to make a new box.

You know what?

Here's what we're going to do.

We're just going to do limited

exclusives in specific regions.

Great.

Oh, it's a great idea.

Hey, why don't we make the

Robusto Grande a duty free

nobody?

Perfect.

Hey, you know what they say when

life makes you hand you lemons?

Right.

Nobody's going to know there's

only five boxes of those.

Is that Pedro over the fucked up

making?

That one.

Fucking Pedro.

Wow.

First of the cigars go on sale

will be the Robusto Grande.

We got to get those out quick so

nobody sees them get.

Them out of here, Which?

Is a duty free exclusive.

It will go on sale February 9th,

which is the day before the

start of the Chinese New Year.

Chinese New Year is already

over.

They're already back to work.

Oh, the calendar Chinese New

Year.

OK, nevermind.

They're already back to work.

The Robusto Grande Vitola is

sold in five packs.

Oh, they're not in boxes.

See, that's how they got past

the box thing over there, Phil.

Yeah.

We're just going to throw.

Them.

They don't fit in the boxes.

Just five.

Packs, Well, they didn't sell.

They didn't intend to sell

these, you know what I mean?

Somebody's felt them fucked up.

It's limited, though.

The company has not said how

many they fucked up in.

Is it unlimited or is it

unlimited?

It's unlimited.

Unlimited.

It's unlimited.

Yes, that's perfect.

And they're not saying how many

they have.

Yeah.

We don't know yet, because

Pedro's still rolling cigars

over.

There rapper is Nicaraguan,

Binder is Honduran.

Oh, they said what?

It was.

Mexican San Andreas.

Rapper is.

Two binders from Connecticut.

Filler is tobacco.

One of them is broadleaf and

fillers from Condega, Esteli and

Halapa regions of Nicaragua, as

well as the Jamestrand Valley

and Hamestran is Hamestran.

Oh, handmade.

Hamade.

In Esteli, Nicaragua.

That was good.

Oh, where is it?

Is handmade.

Thank you in Esteli, Nicaragua.

Thank you Pedra Generaldo.

So Fat All Saints are doing a

price increase, Michael on

February 1st All.

Saints.

Oh, it's.

Going to be a huge increase.

Did you see his new huge?

I saw Barbara Pole, All Saints.

Never seen that before.

Yeah, that was.

New All Saints Cigars will

increase prices next month, but

the changes will only affect 3

Vetolas in each of the company's

lines.

And it's going to be huge.

Huge.

And an e-mail, Mickey Peg

co-owner of All Saints, told

Cigar Hustler podcast What's Up?

Huge Busto Toro and huge Vetolas

in each of the company's 4 lines

Colorado dedication, Habano and

the Saint Francis will increase

between.

What is it, Megan?

It's a range.

I'll give you the clue. 7 to 9%.

Close .87 to 3.33 Wait.

What was it?

Point. 87 to 3.33.

Oh, that's not bad.

It's a big swing.

Not really.

Isn't it normally like 7 to 9

like you say?

Yes, normally everybody's been

7:00 and 9:00.

Guy Fieri celebrates his 56th

birthday with Knuckle Sandwich

56 Cigar.

Oh.

Last year, Guy Fieri celebrated

his 50th birthday with a Knuckle

Sandwich 55 special cigar.

Next year, he will be making a

57.

Oh, we're smoking that now.

Yes, the year.

There will also be a limited

edition cigar to celebrate his

56th birthday.

The Knuckle Sandwich 56 One.

How they come up with the name?

It's the rate 0.

He's 56 years old.

Is that what it?

Is yes.

Last year he was 55.

They did a 55.

Next year they'll do a 57.

It's not the ring gauge.

Knuckle Sandwiches a 56 by 56 is

a 6 by 56 Toro overall that uses

a Mexican Sanitaries wrapper

over Nicaraguan binder

Nicaraguan fillers.

Is this the same blend as a

cigar they already make, or it's

a completely different?

It's a good question.

Because we're having a

discussion upstairs.

Well, I couldn't answer it then.

I still can't.

No.

No, not you, me and the boys

before you got here.

Oh, because we were talking

about it too.

And I think it's, I think it'd

be the same.

But they said no, it's not.

Yeah, there's an but they are

curious.

They think it might be the same

as a 55.

Yeah, that's.

Just a bigger but.

Told look up the 55 article on

how.

I'm in the middle of a podcast,

Michael.

I can't do that well.

Maybe we should have done that

beforehand.

Get your shit together.

You embarrass yourself.

Wow.

Knuckle 55.

And this is where you finish.

The show.

Sigur Hassler is the got them

fucking.

Best So let's see some best.

Michael, you finish the show.

Yeah, it's a Mexican, San

Andreas, rapper, Nicaraguan

Binder, and Phyllis and

Nicaragua.

Was the 50 exact same was?

The 55, Yeah, exactly.

So it's the exact same.

Yeah, but it was a 5th 5 1/2 by

55.

Delicious.

They just made a bit different.

It was a remote.

Five is a 5 1/2 by 55 as well.

Yes, so five and a half 55.

And what's the 56?

A6 by 56.

It's a 6 by 56.

It's bigger.

Do you see what they're doing?

Yes, next year it'll be a 57 by

57.

It'll be a 57 gauge.

Time he gets to be 60, that's

going to be one big ass cigar

that's going.

To be you think it'll be a 7 by

57.

Sure, why not?

I'm just going to keep going

with the flow.

I just hope Guy Fieri makes it

to 100 and.

Ten.

Oh yeah, that's again.

The cigar show likes the real

big.

The real big.

Last year we went to do

something special for Guy's

birthday, so he produced the

blend and made only 555 boxes as

a token for Guy, said Eric

Espinoza press release.

We had no idea the impact the

cigar was going to have.

It immediately sold out,

becoming one of the most coveted

Unicorn cigars ever, The

customer still asking for it to

this day.

We always want to keep our

customers happy, so we decided

to continue their tradition

because they sold so well and we

made a lot of money.

It's a good cigar.

Espinoza Premium Cigar says the

Knuckle Sandwich 56 is shipping

today, not two years after the

guy's birthday.

Did you smoke a 55 Palmer?

Wow.

I'm sure I did.

I don't remember.

I smoked so many cigars.

Mikey, did you smoke at 55?

Yes, I'm sure we had them.

It was good.

Cuban cigar prices increased for

2024 with the start of the year.

Cuban cigar distributors around

the world are beginning to

adjust prices in their markets

following the price increase

from Habano SA, the Cuban cigar

monopoly.

In Spain, one of the largest

markets for Cuban cigars,

adjustment amounted to an

increase of roughly.

More money 12%. 8.23% amongst

the skews that are being

affected, which appears to be

nearly all of them.

That 8.23% is based on

approximately 350 skews, though

some individual cigars are

listed multiple times because

they are sold in multiple

packaging formats.

Rocky Patel plans his new 6060

Thousand Cigar per Day factory

in Nicaragua.

Say that one more time.

How many?

Rocky Patel plans a new 60,000

cigar per day factory in

Nicaragua.

Rocky Patel is building his

second cigar factory in SLE

Nicaragua as Pedro fucked up in

the other one.

Today the company will announce

plans for the new Rocky Patel

Premium Cigar Factory which

could open as soon as the

second-half of 2026.

The new factory complex 6 on 8

manzanas roughly 14 acres of

land in SLE Nicaragua.

It will have eight.

You know everybody, you can just

say SLE.

We all know it's in Nicaragua by

now, so if we could all agree to

just eliminate that part of the

press release that would be

great.

Thank you.

Other buildings will include

offices, a cafeteria, medical

facilities and something that's

being described as a cigar

entertainment or a man cave

style lounge.

The Disney World of Cigars is

being built in the Rocky Patel

factory.

That's pretty cool.

Patel plans on this being an all

in one facility, which makes

sense it is, as it's adjacent to

the company's Finca Villa Cuba

farm.

The new complex, located in

Mira, flow down the road from

AJ.

They didn't say Mira flow in

Nicaragua.

Is that a street?

I don't know.

I've never been there.

I'm assuming it's a town down

the road from AJ Fernandez's

main factory at the Oliva

Tobacco Company SLE based

facility.

In 2008, Reika Patel opened up

his current factory and he told

to Gausser podcast that this

factory's rolling room will be

15 times larger than the first

one.

In addition to its own factory

in Nicaragua, Patel contracts

the company's manufacturing to

the Placencia Scandinavian

tobacco group Andrew State.

Once the new factory is open,

Patel said the company will shut

down the old factory.

So, so is this is his second

factory.

He's going to build it and then

shut down the first one,

correct?

So he only has one.

He will only have one.

Well, it's gigantic.

For a short time he will have

two, right?

So gigantic it's got a man cave

in it.

Yeah, but he should still keep

the element.

Why would you anyways?

Because he's got to have six

enough rollers to do 60,000

cigars.

What's he going to do?

Spin them off on the other one?

Yeah.

Well, you let other you make

other people cigars in yellow.

See, the overhead's really high

in estate in Nicaragua, is it?

Yes, it's really high.

Land is actually very expensive

in estate in Nicaragua.

Is it?

Yeah.

So they'll sell the first one in

the land to help pay for the

second one.

Or who knows, maybe he wasn't.

It wasn't his property.

Maybe he was renting it out?

From Luciano, maybe Luciano just

swoop right in and pick up that

other factory.

You never know, He's very smart

man.

Cheese and cracker.

Boards are going to be bad.

That's going to.

Be where the charcuterie boards

are made First My Father and

Tetua Hey Law Union

collaboration near his release.

Yes.

First half of law union.

The collaboration between the

first half Yes of law of law

union.

Is it union or union spelled

union?

It's uh La La you you NI NI I.

No.

If you want NI stop.

It stop it.

The NI has got to make the.

Come back with me.

I'm losing you la you NI I I on.

On.

La you NI I on.

If I point to you.

If I point to you, you can.

Say it's the.

Collaboration between my father

and Tatwade is almost ready to

begin shipping to stores.

Here's an update.

Yeah, B, Johnson says.

No, it's not.

He clarified the deeds will not

be shipping.

The story originally indicated

the cigars were shipping, but

Pete said no.

No, we're not ready.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on.

Slow.

Down.

Slow down.

There are four different blends,

each rolled 7 and a quarter by

50.

Double Corona with 109 Style

Cat.

What is 109 Style Cat?

Michael, you're the cigar expert

on the show.

We come to you for this type of

information.

I'll happily tell you it's

almost the belly coso.

It's a belly coso, but it's a

little more rounded.

Oh yeah, the the the CROMAG

timeline.

Yes, was the same style.

The cigars were blended by the

Garcia family of my father while

P Johnson.

Old school Cuban.

Oh, OK, he said.

He'll still Cuban.

I understand.

Oh, you get that?

I know what that looks.

Like about the UNI Ion, Yeah.

Right.

Pete Johnson, Tetua hey, blended

the other two.

It's Tetuaji.

The cigars blended by the Garcia

family.

My father.

But Pete said no, that's wrong

too.

He blended 2 of them.

And he and and they're called

Tetuajis.

It's Tetua.

Hey.

Tetua.

G You know, Charlie says there

was a word he said on the

different.

I think that was it.

Tetuaji.

On the consensus, he said some

word different than anybody I've

ever heard say before.

Let's see, blah blah blah.

They use a blah wait la Yun NI

AI on.

Thank you, LA.

Yuni for my father.

You can say it faster, La Yuni

ion.

La Yuni Ion There you go Tatwaji

for my father.

Why is black in parentheses?

Uses a shade grown Nicaraguan

Coro Night Night rapper, while

La Yuni I on my father for that

Boy H.

It doesn't sound like there's a

unification if they're using two

different wrappers.

No, it's Uni Iification.

Uni ion application, Right,

right, right.

Yeah, there's no uni ion

application.

The MSRP for both boxes is set

at $2400. 2000, yeah, 2.

I'm sorry, $2460 per cigar per.

What?

Nobody's buying these, no.

They're not per cigar.

The MSRP for both boxes is set

at 2400 or $60.00 per cigar,

still $60.00 per cigar.

Or $60.00 per right?

Yeah, but then he just come out

with that Chanel one Chanel that

was like 100 bucks.

No, no, the NFT that.

Why is the NFT the Tuagi?

Tuagi I'm.

Sorry, I thought we were still

on Rocky.

I was really hard to follow this

story because of your

pronunciation stuff.

Your pronunciation.

My pronunciation.

Pronunciation, his

pronunciation, whatever.

Pronunciation.

That's not how you say that word

pronunciation.

Pronunciation.

Yeah, that one Pronunciation.

Follow with me noun noun CU

Asian.

This is that's my shit.

Don't you fuck with my shit?

Wow pronunciation is limited to

1500 boxes per color, 1200 of

which will go to the US.

Each box comes with a Zykar

Perfecto cutter.

Oh.

Comes the cutter.

Yeah yeah.

And a white pearly.

It's a white pearly cutter every

touch.

Why it comes with ever me.

It's been produced by the Garcia

family.

The two companies 1st called the

first client of the Garcia's.

You know I'm going to go.

See when it, when it, when they

highlight it for it's a link, it

doesn't show up.

I'm going to try and order the

UNI ions just so that I can get

laughed at.

I was like, hey, I'd like to I

want to place an order for two

boxes of two.

Boxes of uni ions please.

And.

Allow uni.

Ions I'll take both of.

Them.

Did I get that pronunciation

right?

Pronunciation.

AJ Fernandez Increasing Prices

on February 1st.

Price going up?

Well, he found out Pete selling

cigars for 6/6.

How much?

How much raise?

Those prices For the first time

in two years, AJ Fernandez

Cigars will increase prices.

The company says the price of

cigars across the border will

increase by. 5%.

Oh Ding Ding Ding on the money

effective February 1st.

This effects AJ Fernandez

branded products like New World,

San Latano and others.

The various lines that AJ

Fernandez makes for other

companies are not affected by.

This not affected.

So people that are saying

they're doing a price increase

because production prices are

going up, you're lying if

they're made at the AJ Fernandez

factory.

That's you, first of all.

You don't know that for a fact.

He says he's not raising prices

on other people.

He's not raising prices on other

people because he's probably

been jacking him up the whole

time.

But if their price is going up,

he didn't hit the production

cost didn't go up from.

Him.

Maybe he has raised prices all

in the past.

Oh, and they just ate it too,

He.

Just hasn't done it right here.

Oh, all right.

In other news.

And then we have one more story

now that news porn star Jesse

James died at 43 the other day.

What porn star?

Porn star Jesse Jane, Jane Jane

Jesse Jane.

Oh.

The actor was best known for

appearance in shows like

Entourage and the big budget

Triple X movie Pirates.

Wait a second, is Entourage a

porn?

Or is that?

She was in Entourage.

She played herself.

Oh, OK.

But she was in the big budget

movie The Pirates, apparently of

the.

I don't know what they would

have been of.

How did she die?

Auto Erotic Association?

No.

Overdose.

Her and her boyfriend were found

dead in their apartment.

There's a very lengthy story,

but they basically they were

found dead.

Surprise.

Her boyfriend did not show up

for work.

They sent over police to do a.

Wellness.

Check.

Thank you.

A Wellness check and they found

them both dead.

So that's the thing, huh?

Oh, and social media.

Adult performers and veterans

expressed their condolences to

Jane's family members, along

with their memories of her time

in the industry.

Jessie was a mega star.

She was discovered a Hawaiian

Tropics contest.

Even though she quickly became a

porn sensation, I'm sure her

mother's very proud that people

remember her daughter as a porn

star.

Well, you know.

All right, we said.

But you.

Do remember.

I mean, I had no idea who Jessie

Jane was, but apparently you do.

It I look at a lot of nudes.

Yeah, I I was Google searching.

Jesse James.

You.

Look at a lot of nudes.

Is that what you said?

No news.

News.

I'm always looking at news, I.

Pronunciation it as.

News, Michael, you're a you're a

horny old man.

I get it.

Luciano Cigars and Peter James

Company announces A partnership

to create Peter James Luciano

Cigar Company.

Oh my God.

He has now merged.

Now merged into accessories,

Luciano Cigars and accessory

maker Peter James have announced

the launch of the exclusive

partnership that would create

Peter James and Lucio Cigar

Company.

And we'll see a new collection

of cigars and accessories

released in the near future

called Luciano Peter James

Accessories and Cigars,

according to the Luciano.

Name.

Yes, according to Luciano

Morales, the new entity is a

joint venture that is equally

owned between Peter James

Company and Morales as a

business partner.

L and Tiago split Luciano owning

99% and Peter, James and Tiago

splitting the remaining 1%.

The creation of the company will

hold the Peter James trademark

in the USA is owned by Luciano

as well as other trademarks for

future products.

The two are working on a new

cigar that will be launched in

March, though details about its

specifics are being kept under

wraps until Luciano finds

someone he doesn't owe money to

to measure Allegedly.

Allegedly.

What is known is that it would

be being produced at Luciano

Cigars Factory at Esta Lee,

Nicaragua, and it'll be

distributed by Luciano Cigars in

America.

I'm going to put you in a

fucking hockey outfit, a PC like

a goalie.

There's.

Imagine what I took out.

Imagine what I took.

Out there was some things in the

story I felt were a little over

the top.

It's making jokes like, oh God,

I got to walk that back.

Delete, delete, delete, delete.

The new partnership in

parentheses will also result in

other luxury cigars, which Mary

Alice told ACHP will be

Luciano's cigars, most premium

exquisite cigars highlighted by

impeccable packaging, impeccable

cigar construction and rare

tobacco's.

Nice.

Will also be a cigar lifestyle

piece, which a press release

described as offering an

unmatched experience for cigar

smokers.

Don't know what that is.

Maybe they're going to use

Rocket Patel's, yeah.

There's a we're going to check

out this new private lounge that

I have.

That I'm building at the new

Rocket Patel factor to the

department of Luciano cigars.

A decision I couldn't refuse.

Rooted in fear, confidence and

shared understanding that our

individual strength when

combined, lead us to to achieve

our greatest potentials.

That Peter the John.

Peter.

That's Peter James.

But he has a different name.

Founder and president Peter

James Company, via an alleged

press release.

I'm generally excited about the

endless possibilities his

partnership presents, Luciano

said.

All right, that's all I got.

You got a job of the week,

Michael.

Oh, that.

Is.

Smoke in the water.

Shot of the week, Smoke in the

water, in what city?

What?

That's not Davie.

That's in Western Florida.

Western Florida.

We're going to.

I'm going to be sending my

people.

Sending peoples.

To the Chili cook off event that

they have Saturday February 2nd,

2nd, 2nd, February 2nd.

If that's Saturday, because it's

on February 2nd.

Yeah, well, Larry called me

today.

He goes, oh, it's Saturday.

I'm like Saturday, it's on, it

was Friday, so it's Saturday.

Did everybody.

Know that announcement that was

put up today on Facebook was not

made by the Director of Social

Media.

So.

Who made it?

Oh, he made it.

Phil made his own.

Phil, Phil the.

Phil made his own.

Then that's supposed to be.

There, that's the wrong date it.

Was February 2nd.

Yeah, but I thought you said

Friday on the thing.

I think it's the same.

Oh, this is Saturday.

Then it's fine.

I did make it.

I never said Friday It wasn't

me.

You got to listen to The Week

Michaels.

Do I have a listener of the

week?

John Carney, we hope you now

fully understand the pregnancy

situation and you are all

brought up to.

Speed.

They're sick, yes.

You are the listener of the

week.

Perfect.

Oh.

Anything else?

Got any other family members

pregnant or going to be, or is

there anything you want to

announce?

No, I think that's it.

Everybody else is mine.

I think I'm good.

I want to call your mother.

Let's check in with your mother.

See what?

She thinks I'm good.

Well, I.

Feel good?

I feel good.

Where I'm at, You feel good?

Yeah, all right.

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Show Notes

Welcome to another flavorful episode of A Cigar Hustlers Podcast, where BDP and The King dive deep into the world of premium cigars. In this week's episode, get ready for an exciting lineup of topics that will surely ignite your passion for cigars.

First on the agenda, the VEGAFINA YEAR OF THE DRAGON 2024 is making its way to the U.S., and Rocky Patel is not far behind, introducing a trio of Year of the Dragon cigars that are sure to impress. But hold onto your lighters, as ALL SAINTS announces a price increase effective February 1, 2024.

Celebrity chef Guy Fieri takes center stage as he marks his 56th birthday with the release of the KNUCKLE SANDWICH 56 CIGAR. And if you're a fan of Cuban cigars, brace yourself for the news of price hikes in 2024.

In a groundbreaking move, Rocky Patel is set to build a new factory in Nicaragua with a staggering production capacity of 60,000 cigars per day. Plus, get the latest on the collaboration between MY FATHER and TATUAJE as their joint venture, LA UNION, is about to hit the shelves.

But that's not all—AJ FERNANDEZ is joining the price adjustment trend with an increase effective February 1, 2024.

In Other News, the podcast pays tribute to the late Jesse Jane, a renowned adult film star, known for her roles in shows like Entourage and the blockbuster XXX movie Pirates. The hosts reflect on her impact beyond the adult industry

And breaking news just in—LUCIANO CIGARS and PETER JAMES CO. have announced a partnership to create PETER JAMES CIGAR CO., promising enthusiasts a new and exciting addition to the world of premium cigars

Tune in for all this and more as BDP and The King bring you the latest buzz and insights from the cigar world. Light up, relax, and enjoy another episode of A Cigar Hustlers Podcast!