Cigar Hustlers Podcast Episode 322 Dress Code

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Here we are.
Here we are, we have the 2nd, we
have the second arm.
We have the second arm.
I just have to get it set up.
We have the team MU arm, I have
the team, yeah, the team we're.
Gonna go to camera one and look
at the team MU arm.
Team Team.
Way more inexpensive than the
luxurious.
And it looks and it looks just
in the box.
Between the box that came in it.
Looks way more inexpensive.
Was there a box?
Yeah, barely, barely a box.
Yeah, but I gotta fix the cord.
Sent in a bag.
It works, and it was a third of
the cost of that thing.
I like mine.
A third you?
Do a third easily 1/3.
Wow.
Maybe even less.
Well, so I had mine what a week
ago.
Years came last.
Week.
OK, well, we'll see which one
lasts longer.
Oh, that's.
Coming right.
You know, Yeah, these springs
seem a little precarious here.
And it's gone.
And it did it hit you in the
head.
Some camera does look a lot
cheaper.
Oh Yep, there it goes.
No longer.
And we're back.
And we're back And we're back.
Well, the iPad is nice and
clean.
That's not a problem this week.
How much was our Wi-Fi?
$12.00 as well.
Team with Wi-Fi.
Team with Wi-Fi.
The Wi-Fi is very expensive down
here.
When?
We start setting this up in the
in my garage we'll have perfect
Wi-Fi.
Nice.
That's where we're heading now.
You never know.
No, we just, you know, when we
go broke, we just don't pay
rent.
We just mutiny.
I'm not allowed back to Palmer's
garage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not.
He had a drinking problem there
one time.
You fucked that up.
Well, it wasn't.
I had a drinking problem.
I'm still allowed in the garage.
It was a we.
I'm still allowed in the grouch.
That had to be early on in this
friendship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, way in a bit.
Yeah way.
In a way, way, in the beginning
we guys are way more jaded
towards each other at this
point, you know.
It it by the end of the show I'm
going to keep.
Dude, you keep adjusting it I.
Mean well, because it keeps
going down.
I mean, it was a moment that's.
What you get for 12 bucks dum
dum.
Well, it lasted all about.
We didn't have another $80.00 at
the moment when I go. 3 minutes.
Struggle is real out here.
I was watching a a podcast on
Instagram.
Like, a quick clip.
Yeah, and let's listen to these
guys.
Am I with bigger budget?
Hold on.
I was, I was listening to these
guys and I'm thinking to myself,
man, you guys are just fucking
oblivious.
What you're talking about, it's
just fucking stupid.
There's a cigar show.
Yeah.
Cigar.
Yeah.
I mean, these guys, you know,
they're in the industry.
Oh, they should.
Know they should know.
But they don't.
It's just like they're just so
huffing on the Main St.
You put it way high then by the
end.
Of the show you go.
Can you?
I mean, you're kind of stressing
me out.
I'm not gonna lie.
There we go.
All right, There you go.
See if it goes OK.
Perfect.
But now it's covering my face
again.
It sort of defeats the same
thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna give you the 80 bucks,
but we're gonna get you one of
these.
All right, I may be broke, but
fuck it.
I want you.
I want you to have a good time.
We'll be.
I'm having a good time.
I like playing with it.
It's it's a little novelty thing
and we rethink the rethink The
Advertiser not, not.
Advertising.
No, no.
We're rolling.
We're rolling this way.
This is how we roll.
So I watched them and I was
listening to them.
You know, I'm like, yeah,
there's just no, no, Nope, Nope.
No, nothing.
What they were saying was
stupid.
Yeah.
Was a sports, but man did they
look good.
They had good video.
They had good mic.
We sound really well.
Yeah, yeah, they had it was, it
was a good video on Instagram.
Like, man, that's nice.
Nice video.
Our video's OK.
Our video looks good, Nice,
clean and sharp.
You can't see who it is, he bad
mouthed.
Them do we know I.
Don't want to.
I'm not really bad mouthing.
I mean if I saw them I'd be.
I would say, hey man, your
videos are great.
You're like you guys just ride
the fucking mainstream Dick too
hard, man.
You know, like you just you just
so.
I'm in a couple of podcast
groups and this guy was wanting
help with his editing and he
went through this long list of
his stages of what he does when
he edits a show.
I had no idea what the fuck he
was talking about.
Oh yeah, we just had to know.
Yeah, like sometimes I have to
dub the sound in for the volume,
but other than that, it's pretty
much done when I get finished.
I think I were not having those
problems.
And he's going, I just there.
Should I move there?
Should.
Have a fade, but you know what
the difference to those do you?
You have this board really well
done.
Well, that's why he told him
too.
I go we have a Rd.
Caster board that adds all the
special effects as we go because
he goes back in and adds those
after.
The Oh, yeah, no, this guy's got
to be a pain in the.
Ass.
I mean, if we went, you know.
Just hit the button, right?
You just hit the button, then we
have a good laugh.
I laugh, He laughed.
The toaster laughed.
And shot the toaster.
Shot the toaster.
No.
I have something to play but I I
don't know where to put it in.
Here's a nice piece of shit, no?
No, no, no.
I have a new one.
So, you know, on the last
Patreon, we we we talked about
the new Pennsylvania.
Yes, I just, I just messaged
Skip.
He's probably still asleep.
Oh, but, like, I really feel
like we need to talk about this
cigar a little more.
Yeah.
Well, it's because we talked
about it all on the Patreon last
time.
Yeah, but I want to get.
On the regular.
Show Want to get Michael or Skip
on the phone?
Oh, I think lightweight, heavy
did a great job.
Yeah, I know.
I I understand that.
But that was for the Patreon.
I'd like to get one of the.
Oh, I got you.
OK, who's he calling?
He's calling Michael.
Yeah, he's probably doing push
ups or something.
Jumping rope.
Yeah, jumping rope.
Red lighting.
He jumps rope.
Sure he does, yeah.
Got a weighted jump rope.
Does all the tricks with a back
and forth lasso around his head
and everything.
Is this why he's making the
coffee?
No.
No, that's why he's red lighting
in his red light studio.
Well, you recently worked out
with Michael Rosales, he's.
Not taking your calls.
Anymore I'm.
I'm trying real hard.
Did he call you back after last
week?
No, he did.
He did.
It went on like Thursday and
you're like, there's no show on.
Thursday this guy let's.
See if you call Jamie.
So Rosales has a whole studio
now I'm.
Going to call skip.
He has a big red light thing.
Yeah.
Like on billions.
Probably.
He's got a cryo chamber.
Right, all that stuff.
Oh, be careful with you.
That gets locked up you freezes
up at night.
Well, better not piss off,
Jamie.
Right that thing out.
He's not answering either.
Wow call back.
Lightweight, heavy call.
Lightweight, heavy guy, the guy
answers.
I answered the phone on two
rings.
Hey, is Rosales said next to
you?
Can you see Rosales or Skip?
I want the damn phone.
Well, Skip did have that lasagna
last night.
He might be sleeping kind of
heavy.
I.
Didn't see that, yes.
Yeah.
How does he have access to
anything he wants to make down
there?
There's got to be some kind of
problem getting certain things
you would think.
What are you talking about food
wise?
No skip.
What's your pro?
What?
What can?
I mean he he made a lasagna.
Can you get lasagna noodles in
Nicaragua?
Can you you can make lasagna?
Noodles I.
Don't think he makes from.
In San Juan del Sur, I'm sure
it's fairly expensive.
Oh, that's right.
He's not in and.
Now in Esta Lee right?
Right I.
Forgot he's in a major city now.
You.
Can find yourself on an
adventure Looking for Fritos?
Yeah.
Yeah, Fritos, that was.
That was that was rough, I mean.
I couldn't find lasagna noodles
in China anywhere.
I don't.
Think no, you're in China.
Well, he's in Nicaragua.
Not like you know, but Italian
mode.
No, but I would say that, you
know, he's in spots where it's,
you know.
Well, San Juan del Sur, I can
understand.
It's more of a metropolitan
area.
That's where rich people go to.
You can't.
Get lasagna in China.
You can't get the lasagna
noodles.
Not if you went to the grocery
store.
You can get a live frog.
You can't get lasagna noodles.
They make everything for us.
They don't make that.
Well, they might, but, you know,
not in their grocery store.
I'm really excited about the
scar, man.
It was, really.
It was good.
It was really good.
You know, I went back and smoked
a regular CRO mag, the exact
same cigar in the regular CRO
mag, Totally different.
It was totally different, but I
enjoyed it though, which
normally I don't like the CRO
mags.
It's edgier the the original.
Yeah, it.
Is edgier.
This one's going to cater to a
lot of people.
That's what you had said, yes.
You know, yeah, a little bit of
Patreon info there, I guess, but
I'm just really excited about
the scar and.
Apparently I saw your your your
long post on his Facebook with
all the users.
He's obviously using the AI now
too.
By the way, you didn't notice
all those?
I'm just going to Photoshop that
painting.
Yeah, I was going to grab that
one with these drawing and I was
going to do like a stick figure
with Skip's head on it.
That's a good idea.
That's kind of where my head
goes, I don't, you know.
You know what's funny is there's
there been a lot of PCA posts.
Yes.
And there was one where Tony
Gomez got proposed to his
girlfriend.
Yeah, I didn't see them.
Yeah.
And he's like, oh, crazy things
happened to PCA, blah blah blah.
And like, everybody went nuts
and whatever.
And there's 75,000.
Congratulations, right?
And I wrote in the comment
section I never thought John
Wick would love again because he
fucking looks like John Wick to
me.
Oh.
So I'm Tony Gomez.
Yeah, he does look like, yeah.
And I got some likes and some
laughs.
Like, like that's I'm just.
I don't know, I'm retarded.
No, I think about all that
stupid shit.
You know I'm well.
Shirtless Mike put a picture of
him and AJ Fernandez.
Yeah, and I commented on it.
I go right when you walked away,
he said in Spanish.
Why he don't wear shirt?
Why?
And I've got like 9 likes in.
No camisa, right?
Why he not wear shirt?
Why he not be Chinese?
He's Chinese, yeah.
Well, I said.
I said in Spanish.
In Spanish, right?
You know where?
Sure.
Why?
You know where?
Sure.
Why?
He know where sure why?
He know where.
Oh, big nipples.
The pepperoni.
Boy, nowhere.
Sure.
Grande in the police.
So and now like the now half
wheels covering the fact that
they're fucking just doling out
these $25,000 fucking humidors
that they're auctioning away.
Oh, I saw that, yeah.
And I didn't.
Read that story I saw.
That I start commenting on them
like like on Wi-Fi about Wi-Fi.
Oh wait, the big no.
You're trolling.
Yeah, yeah.
Welcome Mother Mike, and welcome
to the party.
Out of just sheer board and I'm
like, fucking all right?
25 GS for a fucking humidor.
They raised a lot of money at
well, is it pro Sabor or pro
cigar?
There's two different names or
Sabor cigar in Dominican.
Pero Sabor right and pro cigar.
Isn't that the same thing?
No one's Dr., One's Nicaragua.
Oh, so which one?
Just roast cigars.
The one that just happened?
Mm hmm.
Oh, OK, good.
Then I have that correct.
That is, you are correct, Sir.
Are they ratchings?
Ratchings.
What kind of what kind of human
what?
Do you mean ratchings?
It would El Septimo or
something.
I don't.
Know no.
Like so Monte Cristo does one.
Oh yeah, somebody's doing the
Year of the Dragon. 10 chi does
one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, they're they're
they're trying.
Well, it's not a They're trying
to stop them.
Not a cigar, though.
It's not a cigar.
Trying to cease them.
Cease them to cease.
I think I saw Kai.
Said.
I'm surprised Abe didn't get to
see some decisions.
I'm pretty sure Kaisa just took
the took the stage when when the
You're the Dragon service by
humor came out, he's like stop.
He's not there.
Yeah.
You know, like they're.
Foreign He's probably not there.
He doesn't like them.
He.
Doesn't like those type of
peoples.
Oh my goodness, so.
Is your ad running tonight on?
How about that cigar?
Are you keeping the same ad?
Yeah, the ad's the same.
Right now.
The ad's the same.
Gotcha.
I'm curious.
No, no, we talked about it last
week.
I was just.
Curious.
I'll change it.
I'll change it.
I did have a conversation with
Garrett over the weekend.
Did.
You.
Oh, Oh, yeah.
This is Garrett Robinson,
formerly of How about that
cigar?
And my list this year would have
included a Pastani, without a
doubt, he said.
Matt, we used to not let it.
Wouldn't let him.
Oh really?
So yeah, now he is free.
So his list would include a
Pastan.
He was.
He was.
His hands were tied, yes.
Well, I can't believe Matt would
do that.
I just wanted, Garrett told me.
We were talking is.
That the workout guy.
Garrett, you know.
No, Matt.
Matt Ty, the guy that runs the
show.
How about that cigar?
Yeah, the ball had one.
No, no.
Oh, that's.
The other one?
No, That's Billy Blanks.
That's Tae Bo.
Get it right.
What?
Are you doing the black guy?
Boxing is the black.
Guy oh, Matt Ty is the one that
had the birthday.
Oh yeah, everybody, everybody.
Has birthday.
Once a year, if they're alive.
Oh no, Michael had a birthday at
No, that was PCA last year.
Yeah, Garrett sang to.
Garrett's the one that used to
that went to work for Don
Dortea.
Yeah, Garrett sang to Matt Tye.
OK, yeah.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll try it.
It was his birthday last.
Year.
Yeah, in an awkward fashion.
It was awkward.
There should have been.
Was there a cake?
There should have been.
Some I don't remember seeing any
I.
Didn't see any footage of this.
Thing together?
Yeah, strange.
Well, what a birthday at Don
Dorte, huh?
Garrett and Matt, OK.
I got to tell you here.
It's no longer there, so
birthdays have ceased.
You know, if I don't know if I
would have been capable of
mentally handling it if the scar
got cigar the year across the
board the way that I thought it
would.
Why?
At that would have been too
much.
Yeah, I think that.
He doesn't take praise well I.
Couldn't have handled that.
Maybe.
Maybe now, maybe this year, I'll
I'll be better at it. 02024
yeah.
Will it be counted in 2024?
'Cause I have the new release.
Oh, the new one you meant, not
an old one.
A new one.
Yes, yes.
I was thinking the old cigars.
Aha.
Right.
Well, I just did.
Well, you released it so early,
though it might.
By the time we get to the end,
they're like they don't forget
what it is.
Moved on, right.
I'll send, I'll send.
Refresh your emails.
Let's let us not forget to the
video.
That's right.
Let us let me remind all of you.
But the cigar that came out in
the first quarter of the year,
that never gets any appraise or
affection.
We had to contact that one guy.
The one was the one guy.
He's so good at this, that one
guy.
Is he the guy that?
Is he the one with the birthday?
The one with the.
Birthday.
The one with the birthday was
about asking if he talked to
him.
The guy who the.
Guy, the guy that charged us
$400.00 for the review.
Yeah, that guy.
The guy charged the party.
What was his name?
Was it like Wong Charm?
We never, we never said his
name.
Yeah, wasn't that on Patreon?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys should all get on this
Patreon so we can start talking
about all the he.
Needs.
He needs a red light too, I
think.
Over there.
He needs a red light.
Somebody needs a nap.
Nap.
So football was kind of messy
this week.
Got rained down on one, we lost
the other game.
Yeah, wouldn't.
Did it rain over the weekend?
It did.
It didn't.
Out here.
Yeah, it.
Didn't rain over here, Didn't.
No, it didn't rain over.
Here.
Oh, it was like a swell.
He shut everything down at 7:00.
Oh, at night.
It might have rained at night.
I don't know once.
It gets dark.
And then yeah, you know, I'm
dark.
You're asleep.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm in the house.
Past your bedtime.
Most certainly, yeah.
And then you go keep going on
these Facebook rants and how
you're getting up at 2:00 in the
morning and.
All the one day I did get up at
2:00 in the morning, but I
didn't go.
To bed because you go to sleep.
Early.
No, I we go to bed.
But I don't usually go to sleep
till midnight.
At least it's somewhere between
10 and midnight.
So you got a solid 2.
Yes, solid 2 hours at night.
Yeah, right.
My ass was dragging all up
there.
I can tell when he goes to
sleep, all the comments stop on
Facebook.
Nice.
Well, Saturday for me was I
didn't know what the fuck I did.
You said basketball.
We had basketball.
Yeah, we did basketball.
And then we went and saw a
couple of the like we saw Levi
play baseball and we watched
Rayu play my, my, my kids
friends play basketball and
stuff.
You know, that's nice of you.
Support them a little bit,
right?
You there for the friends?
Sure, it's nice of you.
Are you still cold punching?
Yeah.
He's got a freezer in his
garage.
What else he can do with it?
Put meat in it.
I don't know.
I mean, sometimes these things
fade away.
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, but
he's bought something huge for
that.
We'd hear that it was for sale
first.
Well, just how it works.
Like the rowing machine, the
murder bike.
I have the motorbikes though.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, Oh, the squat rack.
I never got a squat rack.
I thought you had one during
COVID.
No, I had AI.
Mean.
Technically, he's got a squat
rack in the garage.
I do Rack, yeah.
You could You could put a a
weight system on it.
On the rack above.
Yeah, it's supposed to hold it.
That guy's dead to me.
Yeah, I haven't even seen him.
Where has he been?
I don't know.
He's power washing apparently
now has a power wash business.
Completely rebranded.
No, no 'cause every once in a
while I see a rack above thing
I.
Have power wash above.
I haven't deleted him on
Facebook yet.
I haven't got to that level,
but.
Miscellaneous above.
It's so randomly on, I figured
Nah, I just deal with.
It.
I saw him at Home Depot, I
think, like a month ago.
Oh.
Did he say?
You walk around and touch all
the racks.
Go look.
All these are racks above too.
Look at this.
But they're orange.
I think, I think it was during
Christmas.
Oh, that's been a few.
More Oh, that's when you were
trying to get the the daddy long
legs a little blow up then.
The.
The Jack Scully or whatever,
yeah.
I had to return that thing.
Right, I had broken ankle.
I thought they got the parts.
Yeah, I just returned.
It, oh, just gave up.
Yeah.
I thought you returned it and
then decided you didn't return
it and then you guys ordered the
parts.
Parts never came.
Yeah, no, they didn't get back
to us, you know?
So I said fuck this, I just
returned it and then I think
another three weeks later.
So it took like 8 weeks for them
to respond to our e-mail, right?
Like Oh yeah, just send us more
details as to what parts you
need.
I'm like, fuck you two months
later.
Right.
Well, I'm very busy. 2 #8 screws
some popsicles like.
Hey, fuck that.
You know, I'll just buy another
one next year.
There you go.
Just buy Greg's.
He'll sell it cheap. 100 bucks.
It won't be anything Greg says
Sells is not cheap.
Greg's was leaning too when I
saw it.
That's.
Probably the way he installed
it, to be honest.
Yeah.
Huh.
And then Sunday or Sunday, you
know, just.
No football on or anything.
Very sad.
We went to church again Saturday
night.
You went the church?
Yeah, we've been.
Going journey in well, I don't
want to say.
The name Don't Stop Believing.
No, he has the smart damn girl.
Yeah.
OK, No, no, no.
I have some concerns, but I
don't want to.
Now that I've said the name, I
can't talk about it.
It's my wife likes it so.
You have some concerns about the
church.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well.
I do, you know.
What's going about on the
Patreon?
I'll do it on the Patreon.
What's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
Because she really likes.
It hey, what's going on in your
life where all of a suddenly you
need like you need a solid.
She wants, she's been wanting to
go and I just go with her, Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not me.
Do you the cracker?
No, it's not that type of
church.
Should you not a cracker, you
you got to have the.
Jesus, Yeah, I know.
No, no, no snacks.
During the day?
No, no.
No snacks in the midway through
the moment.
It's not that it's close to the
end, right?
You get the G's that close to
the end.
The crayon cherries juice.
Yeah, Nope, not so.
Oh, you know, I did play
basketball this on Sunday.
Oh, you.
Did, Yeah.
We cleaned out the garage.
Nice.
Yeah.
Throw away a bunch of shit.
I keep blowing out my calves.
Blew out my left calf now.
Playing basketball.
Yeah.
Oh, the jumpy.
Right before PCA.
Yeah, I got to.
I'll do a lot of sitting.
I don't know what it is.
Can Nick Malilo carry you
around?
I don't see.
Oh.
Yeah 'cause you did carry.
You know, I won't cry like a
baby like Nick.
I'll just.
Deal with it.
I'll just limp.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I mean, in fairness, his
wasn't a blown out cow.
Yeah, gout.
Oh rich man disease.
Is that what that is?
That's what they call it.
Yeah, you tell me.
That you're meeting really rich
food and drinking expensive
liquors and wines and.
Stuff.
Oh really?
I'll never have that problem.
Right.
You'll never have that problem
at all.
What they used to call it, they
used to call a rich man the rich
so.
What's the poor man's a blister,
yeah.
You just get blistered.
I'll get fucking a blister on
your butt from your I'll fitting
Jews.
I'll get athletes.
Foot The cobbler's got the worst
set of shoes.
Cobbler's.
Kids have the worst shoes.
Wow.
The rich man's disease.
That's what it's called.
If you Google rich man disease,
you'll get gout.
I got a Google is.
Go ahead, you better hurry
'cause it's almost time for
Phil's fun facts, I mean.
He's not doing, you know, like
he doesn't do events, right.
He just just kind of hangs out
of that one spot, I guess.
He changes the name of his cigar
just for the hell of it.
We have had.
To we have that we have that to
cover in store so.
There had to be something there.
Somebody had to say hey.
No, according to the story, Nah.
It's just it's not really
getting into.
People don't understand what it
is.
Listen, it's like they don't
just can't do anything.
When you come from Drew Estate,
right, you learn to add bullshit
to your stories.
She just changed the narrative,
right?
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, like like if you
leave Jewish state and your wife
cheats on you, you probably say
something like, no, I just let
her fuck other dudes.
Like that's you know what I
mean?
Like, no, it's, you know, no,
it's.
Not cheating.
It's a thing I enjoy.
I don't like to, I like to
watch.
No, I'm just saying that's
that's that's, you know.
Jonathan Master.
There's there's always some
type.
Of doctor with the employees.
I'm going to need to sign this
document before you start
working here.
If you get married, I get to
bang your wife on on the.
Wedding day I saw it on TV.
Grant them it is my noble.
Right.
It is my noble right.
Oh boy.
Well, because you're going to
adjust your arm there.
Listen because.
I decided.
I decided to sit back a little
bit.
I have a tendency to always
adjust mine.
Right.
You know, last week you kept
sitting back and everything.
Your posture Posture is worse
with that microphone.
It's well, I'm back to where I
normally.
Am slumping.
Last week I was.
Super chill.
Yeah, I was curious.
How much slumping you can get
away with?
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't a question of how much
slumping I can get away with.
It was more of a question of,
like, brain flow.
Oh, so if I was relaxed and I
sat back a little bit more and I
and I had that kind of approach,
how would I be?
How would I respond in
conversation?
Would it, would it be more
relaxed?
Would I have you know?
Would the response be more
relaxed if you were?
More relaxed.
What were the results?
I felt about the same.
Yeah, it seemed the same.
Yeah.
Well, we've been doing this for
six years.
It's almost what.
Is the same.
It's almost well, what?
I mean, I'm pretty genuine with
what I say all the time, right?
I just feel like, you know, if I
had tried to, I don't know, take
a step back, would my thoughts
be more processed with, you
know, would I have a little bit
more time in my respect?
Would I would I articulate
differently?
Wouldn't know.
Like, I don't know, is.
This with the alphabet I'm.
No, I'm just the type of
psychopath that always analyzes
and looks at everything that I
do.
I'm just that type of a person.
Did you watch the show?
You should watch the show.
I can.
I can watch the show.
No, you should watch last week
to see that they would have the
new mic.
Yeah, to see how you looked.
I mean now.
Even something you wouldn't,
you're fine.
Now back sitting at where?
Literally laying down.
Yeah, last week you were.
Here I was back there.
Right, but your shoulders were
down.
You didn't look as professional
or as intimidating as.
Normal.
Well, hey, I mean, you know
what?
I'm trying to wind that back a
little bit too.
What?
I.
Know you stopped wearing a white
shirt.
Because it's like, hey, how are?
You It didn't work for him.
He was still angry.
Like, hey, how are you?
I'm like, I'm good.
Like, whoa, calm down.
White shirts are so hard to
keep.
Bright white.
Yeah, it turned great.
Kind of quick.
Yeah, they do.
I have one of my closet I've
never worn because I like the
color.
I don't.
Want to morph?
I don't want to turn.
Gray like the other one.
All right, Well, you're real
fun, Frank.
Sure, I think I know what you
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So last time I checked we were a
little bit over 400 followers.
That was last week, too.
Yeah, and we got to do another
ten that we're giving away.
You said that last week, too.
I know I just didn't get to do
it.
I'm.
Just telling you we.
Were Why are you Why are you
chastising?
You know, I'm not as a veteran
Facebook group person.
Seems the problem with our group
is people responding and
posting.
What do you mean by which?
Group, the Postanya group.
It's like the same five or six
guys all the time.
That's where it starts.
But there's 400 people.
It should be more than five
though.
Post boom.
And now it'll be Mitch and
couple of the other guys, all
the same ones that comment, all
of them.
That's OK.
That's where you start.
Come on, you gotta start
somewhere. 400 people in
Michael.
There should be more, you think,
so people are not interacting
with the group, they're just
there.
You want?
OK, so then you know what?
You want me to go James.
Silent Bobman on on all of them.
And private message.
Hey man.
Oh no, don't.
I noticed that you're part of
this group.
We're saying it on here.
Maybe there will be more.
Why interact?
And you responded that?
Was a different.
Group, there's nothing.
You're not encouraging our post
on your pics, and I and I would
like you to get on that there.
You go.
Yeah.
But look at the camera, don't
you?
Looking at me.
Hey, over here.
Hey.
I'm gonna need you to respond to
the I'm gonna need you to post
some Postania pics need you like
and comment in the Postania
mafia crew.
You are one of the 427 people so
far.
Let's go, I'll.
Cut this out and put it up.
So please give me an e-mail at.
The top I'll I'll pin it to the
top.
Perfect.
Thank you.
OK.
Hey, moving on, anything else?
What else do you got?
I'm just waiting for the Matapa
to become the fucking as a
herser e-mail.
Are you?
Giving away the 10.
Right now, I'm not.
Here.
Oh, I.
Do do you know what's going on?
I'm lost.
So we lost.
So he lost his mind last week.
Yeah.
I mean, let's be.
Perfect.
I did a really big red red light
this.
Morning.
You turned around and you did
you put the Patreon up for the
down to her podcast guys?
Correct.
And they lost their shit.
They were very, they were very
upset about that.
Oh yeah, yeah.
He put up the secret show.
As their show.
Yeah, you know what?
Nobody even noticed.
But I put our show up as on the
Chet and Palmer YouTube page,
too.
Did you and I took that down and
put it backward?
Dude, it was a rough week last
week.
Apparently it was a rough couple
of days.
You know what's so funny?
Is like, I don't know maybe it's
because I'm older and I I just,
I know shit happens and I know
you at this point.
So I'm just like, hey, you
fucked this up.
And then like I no longer get
irate about it.
I just move the fuck on.
But Jerry and the down to earth
guys, they haven't had his
experiences.
You could tell that Jerry was
upset, you know, he's so he
called me like, hey, man, you
know.
He called me with a question.
I answered the question with,
well, I put up the wrong show.
I just switched your show and
he's like, oh OK, and then hung
up.
So I guess he immediately
called.
You so, so he so he was upset.
Right.
And I was like, yeah, OK you
know, like, all right, we'll
we'll fix it.
Like, I don't know.
Right it it gets fixed.
He fucked up.
What do you want us to do?
Let him hang him up and start
beating him on the back.
I had a nice phone call on
Tuesday.
He's fine.
Or at least he's over it.
So calm down, I'm sure, yeah.
Wait, he's at Delray Beach?
Yeah, he went for the weekend.
I set him up at a cigar lounge
too.
I don't know if you win or not.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I wonder how the great smoke
went.
It looked amazing from
everything I saw.
Yeah, there were confetti
everywhere.
Everybody seemed to have a good
time who posted about.
It I want to know if the sub
Teemo guy was there.
I don't know because it wasn't
the trick or treat thing.
It was just tables and I did not
see any.
No pictures of his table like
Sweepy put up almost 100 photos.
I didn't see her with him.
Was he so not supposed to be
there?
I'm just gauging his level of
involvement in the industry, but
if he shows up to the great
smoker.
The What's Volkenburg Magazine?
Ash Quarterly.
He had a a table, a booth there
and they're giving away a
Luciano, he.
Had a table.
Humidor Yeah, he had a table.
I thought you could only have a
table if you're in Abe's store.
Maybe he.
Maybe.
Well, well, if you got to
remember, there's all those
other people there that have
tables.
The liquor people, the haircut
people, the magazine people.
So maybe they paid for a table?
OK.
But they were all sales tables
this year.
I mean, there wasn't, you know,
like Tarrant Riley was not
standing by his table going,
give me your ticket, there's
your cigar.
Right, right.
So every time we got on a stern
cigar, you'd have to go to that
person.
You had if you want to buy one.
Buy the box or whatever.
Yeah, it looked like some of
them had special packs they made
for the thing.
Buy packs and stuff.
You know, we're gonna give Booth
a call on Patreon, 'cause I'm
sure he was there.
He was there, yes.
He was there.
Curious.
Curious.
Might get a picture with.
Him we could call Jerry too and
get his take on Jerry down to
HIRF was there.
But you think he's still angry
with you?
No, he's not.
Hey so I just wanna know I'm
gonna fuck up this week and.
No, they put up their own shows
now.
So I know, yeah, we fixed that.
Yeah, well I explained to him.
I have a login for our show, I
have a login for smoking truth,
and then I have a a different
login for a different service
for Chet and Palmer.
And then all three of those
shows also have three separate
YouTube pages.
They all go off with your
fingerprint.
No, you just fucked up, man.
I did.
Yes, I did.
I did.
I did.
I fucked up.
Yeah.
It says more logins.
OK, so how you solve the
problems?
Get somebody else.
Put somebody else in here.
Now you do your own job.
There you go.
We're at the point now where we
don't think he's going to do
anything, so here you go.
There's nothing you can do.
Hey, I trust you enough to have
this right?
Right.
All right, let's get some news
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Let's roll.
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What are you looking for?
I'm just looking.
Tatwahe ships PCA 2023
Exclusive.
Tatwahe began shipping the
cigar.
Shipping the cigar.
It released an exclusive for
retailers who attended the 2023
Premium Cigar and Trade Show
last summer.
Oh.
What?
What Tatwahe tatwahe I told you
is shipping last last year's TA
TA tatwa GG.
Yes, they're slipping.
They're slipping.
They're slipping.
They're slipping.
They are slipping because you're
getting last year's cigar this
year.
OK.
Yeah.
The Tetuahaye PCA 2023 is a 6 by
6 3/8 by 54 Toro.
They use at Ecuador and semantic
rapper atop A Nicaraguan double
binder and fellows from
Nicaragua.
Basically the same cigar as last
year.
You know, I've been spoken some
Tetuahaye lately.
Yeah, it's OK.
Let's see.
They still have another
exclusive release from 2023 to
ship.
The cigar made the Tobaccon
Association of America.
The cigar comes in the same
size, so there's another cigar
from last year.
They still haven't shipped
either.
Oh, OK, A lot of them.
They're getting on it.
They're getting caught up.
They're getting caught up.
If you buy the 2024 one, who
knows when you'll get that?
26.
Bilatto Caldwell lost and found
increases price on April first
Most of the various cigar
distributed by Down and Back
LLC.
Have you heard of them?
Yeah, that's Caldwell.
Yeah, we'll increase his prices
on April 1st.
Those increases are as follows.
Blind Man 4, Caldwell Cigar 6,
La Barba 4.
Lost and Found six.
The La Barba increase do not
affect Tony Vilado's other.
Brand 6%.
Four and six?
Yes, between 4:00 and 6:00.
Well, this thing gets in a way
down here.
La Roya is releasing the Pro
Vintage 2014 at the PCA 2024.
That's 10 years.
That's how long they've been
around.
No, no, they were.
They're releasing the 2014 cigar
at the 2024.
Is this the?
Thing now Oh.
Mike Rosales go.
Ahead.
This might be the only time we
get.
Yeah, it might be the only time
it's available.
Michael, you're on the podcast.
The regular podcast the.
Regular podcast, Not the, not
the patient.
Don't talk shit, I've.
Never.
Never.
We're talking about your new
cigar.
We need $400.
Oh man, I have your people.
Get a hold of my people that's
been using workout.
I'll have Greg call James.
Negotiable.
I'm the only person you can get
consistently answered like we
have.
That's true.
We'll have Greg call like wait a
minute, I.
Already filled out the CC form
there.
You go OK.
So, yeah, I just wanted to kind
of lightly plug here about what
what you're doing with the, the
Pennsylvania Broadleaf CRO Mag
and you know, I didn't know if
you wanted to talk about it
really quickly that way we can
kind of get things rolling to
PCA.
We smoked it on the Patreon so.
I I think that the obviously
whenever it became apparent that
the Connecticut broadleaf was
going to be challenging to get
it and at least at a high
quality.
I mean you know again there's
always, there's always some
types of tobaccos that are out
there but high quality grade A
for the things that you need.
You know it's it's always sorry
my my GPS is streaming on me in
my ear is it makes challenging
right so.
Recalculating turn left.
Yeah, turn left the.
So essentially at the end of the
day, you know we we decided to
go in and kind of take this
opportunity, make a couple
things have changed.
You know obviously when we, you
know CRO Magnon as a whole has
been out since you know early
20.
We started on that project in
2010, you know our Palace of
Chains, you know People's Palace
that follow us brand of chains,
right.
So even though it's a great to
guard and solicits as well, it's
an opportunity to kind of go in
and kind of look and see what
was available.
We chose the Pennsylvania
Broadleaf and you know kind of
to retool and kind of update the
Pro Magnet as a whole.
And so here we are, we're going
to take it to the trade show and
formally launch it and I'm
really excited.
So there's going to be some
packaging changes, some band
changes as well.
So that way people can kind of
identify and look and see the
difference between the CRO
Magnet Original and this
Pennsylvania.
OK, so packaging and band
changes.
Yeah, well, and the blend is
completely different too.
Correct all the way.
Down all the way down.
Yeah.
So it's it's it's retooled it.
It's so we, yeah, we retooled it
and it's a, it's a it's going to
be fantastic.
So you know and the the great
thing about it is the pricing
structure for even 4 branches to
guard.
So you know, I want to say it's
kind of in this, you know, 8:50
to you know, $13 retail pricing.
Yeah, which is insane,
especially in today's market.
Yeah, yeah.
So you know a lot of the sizes,
you know some people, people are
are kind of used to in common,
you know as far as like the the
pro Magnan, you know names.
I mean there's some that are
modified like obviously like the
the black Irish is not going to
be known as Clovis and but for a
lot of the other sizes and stuff
like it's all kind of carries
through.
So like so there's there's some,
you know the lineage is there
for CRO magnet but then there's
there's some modifications just
to kind of keep it, keep it
fresh, you keep it.
It's it's funny to me because
people are already talking about
the Clovis and they're looking
for the Clovis and I feel like
some of them are just they
they're sleeping on the fact
that there's this new CRO mag
coming out and once they fucking
smoke the cigar dude, it is
going to be their go to regular
rotation cigar.
Yeah.
For sure.
If if there are, if you listen,
if you're a listener and you're
already trying to track, if
you're a listener and you're
trying to already trying to
track this Clovis, look, there's
not going to be a lot of it
coming out.
And I'm going to tell you right
now that Pennsylvania broadly
core line is so fucking money,
do not skip it.
You need to jump on that
immediately.
So the first one that you're
going to be releasing is the
timeline, correct?
Yeah.
Timeline will be shortly coming
out that's probably we're we're
trying to get that out first
week of March it's selected to
you know about 12 retailers that
will that will get it and you
know and each one of them the
way that they're going to
basically you know I'm sure will
change depending on the store
and how they they.
You know obviously it's a quick
easy flip right.
If you know I if if they were
you know obviously if you you
know were to put a bundle of 10
and you know you know you get 15
or 20 or 10 or however many you
actually get.
You know it's a it's a quick
flip My my recommendation is to
kind of throw you know break it
up and throw you know a little
bit of little bit of this little
bit of that and you know get a
couple in there.
I mean I think most people just
want to try it right.
And then but if you still have
some original old CRO Magnon and
you wanted to put like a few of
the original CRO Magnon in there
and make a pack and just say hey
here's a couple of the old
here's a couple of you know the
new.
So that way you kind of compare
it and see like where you know
how it's kind of been modified
and and you know how it changes
and kind of you smoke through
them and.
And realize like how much more
it finishes, you know it's just
sharper, it's a little bit
cleaner.
It's not as muted.
I mean but you know Pro Magnan
broadly, you know the connected
broadly on that blend, on the
Pro Magnan blend is very
one-dimensional and very front
forward and it doesn't really
taper or move off that that
flavor profile.
It's very you know the front
forward and stays that way for a
while and it just there's no
there's no really nuances in
that and there's the wrapper
leaf, you know and it's a great
taste and flavor but I think, I
think this one will will
definitely shine in its own way.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
All right.
Well, do you have anything else
to add Michael Palmer or?
No, no I I like I said earlier I
smoked the knuckle dragger
regular CRO mag after having the
the pre release sample and there
is quite a difference.
Yeah, it's a totally different.
Just like Michael said, I don't
know all those buzz words.
He just said I can't make it
sound as good.
The nuances, the nuances and the
the edge, the finished leather,
it was a lot smoother to me the
the new one.
Do you think that's, do you
think that's just because after
years of experience in blending
that Skip has gotten better at
creating blends or do you think
what do you what do you think
Michael, like how did you know,
I understand the CRO Mag is
look, we we went, we this is the
first thing that Romo Craft did.
We went, we sought out the best
tobacco possible and we made a
blend and it was good.
It was fantastic because, I
mean, you can't really make a
bad cigar if you have really
good ingredients right now.
Now, now that we've kind of
progressed forward here, we took
a Sumatra that I think is
unrivaled when it comes to
75,000 other Sumatras that came
out in the show, right?
There's there's the Sumatras and
then there's the fucking Bolstad
right now, you know, and I think
that's kind of a testament to
the blending process and the
time and and all that invested
in this factory.
Do you think that that's the
that this new one is really a a
testament to hey, you know we've
spent a ton of time blending and
and learning how to make
tobacco, how to cure tobacco and
do all these different processes
and and this is this is
definitely going to be different
because of that or just think
hey you know we're really good
at finding good tobacco and
that's it.
No, I think so.
So I mean here's the thing,
right.
If I said hey if Connecticut
Broadleaf is is your jam can I
you know OK well name name two
or three cigars that have
Connecticut Broadleaf.
People can kind of rattle off
3/4 you know brands that that
are pretty heavy big heavy
hitters with the Connecticut
shade broadly in the marketplace
right now.
If you said hey what's what's
what's Pennsylvania broadly
cigar that are heavy hitters out
there that that people buy.
You know that promote on social
media that that you know there
aren't very many of those if you
think about it.
I mean just kind of in your head
I mean is it is it more than two
or three that you can think of
that are you know and we we had
a I mean obviously you know when
we did we we have worked with
with the Pennsylvania Bradley
before with another brand that
we that we make and have made
the commercial.
And you know so I mean you have
you have some you have some
experience in that and then you
kind of look at it and go you
know that that you know believe
it or not I mean that people
really enjoyed that cigar.
And I think, you know, you can
kind of build off of that and
you kind of take it and say, OK,
well how do you kind of how do
you kind of blend that and marry
that with, you know, the Co
Magnum blend is someone's
obviously really upset and yeah.
So.
Long story short I think you
know you take, you take the
blending efforts and and
education that skip this kind of
gone through and kind of
understanding like what what
makes you know our buying
patterns and how we look for
tobacco.
And if you take on top of the
things that we've learned kind
on that first you know run with
Pennsylvania and you kind of
build on that and then you go
OK, how do you make a cigar that
you know could be that that kind
of that heavy hitter in the
marketplace for what you're
trying to plug right.
How do you?
Because I mean again, you know
when we pulled pro Magnin
production off of, you know,
back in when was that 20/17/2016
and 17, you knew right away that
if you put it back into
production, even if it was from
product, from existing
inventory, people were going to
say, oh, this isn't the same,
right.
So you have to come out with a
cigar that's better, you know,
the same or if not better when
you when you release it because
you know they're going to be
some naysayers that are out
there no matter what.
You know, just that's just how
it goes, right.
So Oh yeah.
So so this you know it's like OK
well so you know this kind of
checks a lot of those boxes.
I think, you know it's
understanding how to buy and and
and curate tobacco and and kind
of blending as well as you know
how do you take it to the next
level and say how do you make
this kind of become one of those
standouts.
You know you put a lot of time
and effort into that to make
sure that it checks all the
clocks you know before you go to
the market.
So yeah, you know and hopefully,
you know even for the people who
say you know Colt Magnum was too
strong for me, maybe maybe you
can make a little bit more
nuanced and be kind of bring the
ball into the fold.
I.
Think it's going to have more
consumers, dude.
I honestly think this because
this cigar is going to have more
consumers.
It's going to cater to the guys
that like that CRO mag and it's
going to cater to the guys that
felt that the CRO Mag was too
much.
I felt the CRO mag before was
too much, but now.
Right when I.
Smelled that it was.
There you go.
So that's my point, you know?
So I mean, dude, I was super
impressed.
I I wasn't at first.
I was thinking, OK, it's a
Pennsylvania Brier Leaf,
whatever, it's going to be all
right, you know?
And when we smoked it on the
show, I was like, fuck, dude,
this is fucking money.
So.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'll let you get back to
your.
GPS and Harmonica lessons.
Jump, roping, or whatever you're
doing.
All the things, all those
things.
Thank you very much for the call
and for the plug on the show
always you guys have a
wonderful.
Day.
I'll see you soon.
Yeah.
We'll see you in a couple of
weeks.
See you soon.
Looking forward to it.
For a whole week straight.
And we're going to be there nice
and early, so you can't give us
any shit about building anything
by yourselves.
I don't know shit, you know.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I don't give.
Shit.
No.
You know, no.
Yeah.
No, I can I I I I can read
between you know I've got it.
Passive aggressive.
I sensed it.
I sent.
I was like, oh, fucked up.
Oh no, no.
It was walking for the first.
Time normally when I fuck up,
though it's not intentional.
It's not like, all right, well,
I'm awesome.
I'm just going to show up and
everything should be done.
I was like, Oh no, we got here
kind of late.
Oh, fuck.
So, so now we're going to be
here nice and early, apparently.
See.
Oh yeah, Greg and Dad, quite a
few days to have run in.
Yeah, So it's.
Going to be great coming.
I'm looking forward to it.
All right.
Thank you guys.
Take care all.
Right.
Mike, talk to you later.
Bye.
Bye.
Michael Rosales of Roma Craft.
He knows all the buzz words,
yes.
I mean, it sounded very
impressive.
He could have been talking about
nothing, but it sounded so
impressive.
That's.
His job, isn't it?
I got to.
Tell you exactly.
That's what I mean.
It's not like it's his first
day, man.
Listen.
But a lot of people aren't that
smooth though.
Man, listen, we.
Talked to a lot of industry
people on this show and it's
not.
Look, I have only, I have
learned this game from a handful
of people, right?
And he is one of, he's probably
the top one of that list when it
comes to sales and and memory.
And you know just the shit never
tells.
Anybody That they're a fuck
stick.
No, no, no.
But I was it's.
A call back the last.
Week where I called somebody a
fuck stick.
No, you said you're not good at
sales because you've been told.
Because I call people fuck
sticks, and you shouldn't call
people fuck sticks.
Yeah.
I just listened to Joe
yesterday.
There a thing, I mean, I am who
I am to some degree, right?
So, you know, I have learned
that you're never going to
emulate somebody precisely.
No, no, You know Or do you want
to?
Kobe will never be Jordan.
But but Kobe learned the game
from Jordan, right?
So same scenario.
You know, you learn things from
individuals and you put your own
spin on them, and then you are
who you are.
Unfortunately for me, I'm the
hat of all of those things.
I'm not just the sales, I'm not
just a blend.
I'm not just a brand.
I'm just you know, and Greg does
help along the way for
something.
Something just very low.
You know, couple days.
Before Vegas, you know.
The difference is, though, that
when we ask Greg what's going
on, why what, what?
What's up with this?
He He's always waiting on
somebody.
He wants to cut that whole part
of the meeting out where you ask
the employees if they need
anything.
Yeah, he just wants to cut that
whole thing up.
Really.
He said that?
Yeah, he said that Friday
because he he took such a
throttling, you said last week
during the meeting.
I was waiting on that.
Yeah.
They got to make that call.
Everything somebody wants, he
goes, I'm on that.
I'm working on that.
I'm.
I got to make a call wait on the
guy.
What are we waiting on?
He's actually a good part of the
meeting, though.
Was hit the fucking button.
Well, he just wants to take it
out because he he doesn't want
his part because he.
Doesn't want to own his shit.
Doesn't want to go well, I
haven't done that yet.
And we're at the five minute
part of Greg owning his shit.
All right, all right.
I've.
Got quite a few stories out as
we we did the interview.
I think.
I know we have to.
I know we have to get upstairs.
Though we got OK.
Club Meganuto would open in
Taipei, Taiwan, this month.
And you say that that one was
the fucking well, like what?
Did you cut out the club
macanuto of doing?
Taipei, Taiwan La Rora I cut
out, Did we?
Talk about La Rora.
No, all he said was the title of
the story.
Oh.
OK.
I cut out warped cigars making a
10th anniversary cigar.
W Tampa is re releasing the
cigar again but they changed the
name.
Was it?
Is it yellow now?
No, it's still red, but it's the
Attic series again.
It's bringing back, not re
released, bringing back.
OK, We're on Taiwan.
Now, right now, we're in Taiwan,
so I just jumped four stories at
the new storyline is located in
the central business district of
the city, nestled among art
installation, stunning
architecture, fashion houses,
world class shopping culture and
culinary destination.
Then the iconic Taipei One O 1.
Time is debating if they should
just take it all.
Yeah, they're just going to
shoot it down, Justin Andrew,
senior brand manager and brand
personnel for SCG, was contacted
for a quote and his voicemail
allegedly said.
I'm in a meeting again.
If these minis didn't stop, I'll
call you back.
Oh shit, here comes my boss.
I'm late for a meeting.
That sounds about.
Right, right.
That's about right.
Oh.
Man, the bottom stories are so
hard to get to with this.
Microphone Nation Cigar Company
rebrands Matappa as Axum.
I don't have questions about
this.
Okay, let's do the story then.
Yeah, let's see.
Nation Cigar Companies announced
that its Metopa line has a new
name.
It is now being called Axum in
an attempt to connect consumer
to the cigar.
But still, no one knows what
Nick is talking about.
It's called Axum now and the
label is different.
The new name?
Yeah, it's got a new picture of
a different guy.
Dude.
The new name gets his
inspiration from the resting
place of the Ark of the Covenant
and is now named for the ancient
city and Kingdom that existed
from approximately 150 to 960
AD.
Aksum, the city and Kingdom is
located.
He's got a microdose or.
Something East Africa and South
Arabia and modern day Northern
eats Ethiopia the.
Guy's just so smart.
I don't.
He looks like the other guy
without the hat.
It was located by Nick by
putting a rare amulet on the top
of a long stick and waiting till
the sun was just right.
And it sent a beam of light onto
a miniature of the city.
On the website, Minister's cigar
company writes that according to
local legend, the Ark of the
Covenant was brought to Exum by
Belloc, Colonel Dietrich and a
small laughing man with a burned
hand named Tote.
This day U.S. government has the
Ark hidden in a warehouse
somewhere.
The package you get this update
as well the image on the box is
in the band of Axum is that of
Haley's Selassie father, and a
lot of long names you don't
know.
The decision to rebrand reflects
a deeper connection to the
brand's inspiration, the Ark of
the Covenant and its symbolic
journey, and Raiders of the Lost
Ark.
The company is under press
release.
So it's Kaisai trying to do
cease and assistance here.
Does he possess Labor Raiders of
the Lost Ark as well?
So so I talked to Alfredo.
Oh please.
About Matappa and blah blah blah
and Axum or whatever, because I
needed a refill of some stuff or
whatever and they don't have
fucking all.
That you might You might want to
wait.
See what you got to buy
together.
And they don't have all my yet,
right?
Right.
You know what dude?
I got to be honest.
If whatever, if they say hey,
you know you're not, I'll be
like, OK.
Sorry says the line will begin
shipping to retailers later this
week.
Will also be featured in the
2024 PCA Convention and Trade
Show in late March.
You want them?
Allegedly it comes in a value
pack with 75 other boxes of a
sort of foundation cigars that
you may or may not want.
Allegedly.
Oh, you wanted the Axum.
You're not.
Qualified here?
Yeah.
You're not buying enough yet.
I'm looking at.
This guy without the hat.
How about matapas?
You want those?
So so Alfredo.
We got some of those left so.
Alfredo says to me, he's like,
yeah man, I, you know, I don't
know.
I feel like there are going to
be some people really kind of
looking for the Matapa because
now it's, you know, it's
contained that zoom.
So, like I said, what?
What the fuck are you talking
about?
It's the same cigar.
Like, the fuck are you talking
about?
They're trying to push the
metaphas.
Out.
You know?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't know if there's metaphas
left or not, but it's just funny
to me always to hear some of the
shit that comes out of
Alfredo's, like, stop it right
now.
I don't know what you're talking
about.
Fucking.
Did he not see the list?
The what?
What list?
The Metapha list of what's in
stock.
No, listen, is that our regular
show?
I don't know what he's talking.
About.
I don't know what he's talking
about.
Oh no, that was Patreon.
Oh my God.
Stop talking about Patreon on
the Regular Show.
You guys need to get on the
Patreon, that's what needs to.
Have you're a hot mess?
Well, what?
All 750 to listen to the
picture?
Well then, then we don't.
Then we only do one show, OK.
Look, deal.
We'll make a deal.
Only half of you have to get on
the.
Patreon, you know, I would love
nothing better than just to get
away from this and just do
Patreon.
Just do the just do Patreon.
Oh, we could.
Yeah, like hey, oh we could just
do like a 10 second blip thing.
We don't have a podcast on.
The podcast anymore?
If you want it, you got to pay
for.
It we're on the fucking picture.
Don't get us on the Patreon.
Well, we talk a lot of shit
about everybody.
Like we don't more than you'd
already do.
Wait a second.
We don't.
Have sponsors.
No, we don't have sponsors.
No on Patreon.
No sponsors on Patreon.
I feel like we have a sponsor.
No, don't we have a Cal sponsor?
No, they sponsor by doing work.
Oh, sweat equity.
Oh yeah, Bray's.
He's talking about Bray's ranch.
She sends in the fills.
Fun fact.
Every week.
Oh, does she?
Yeah.
Oh, sweat equity.
Sweat.
Equity.
Sweat.
Equity.
Or you can start doing your own
again what you need to do.
What, You want to have her start
uploading shins?
You know I.
Don't think she has that kind of
time.
OK, so.
So is that the Are you getting
axioms?
Are you getting metallic?
I mean like I'm if I need to
fill a particular size, I'll get
the new ones.
Well, that would make sense, no.
It's the exact same cigar.
They've changed the band in the
box.
This is ridiculous.
Because he must have seen
Raiders lost Ark over the
weekend or something.
I Who knows?
Somebody said something.
The guy.
The guy on the old.
Band I'm willing.
The guy's dead.
I'm willing to bet that somebody
said, hey, you can't do that,
yeah.
Something something.
Well, you figured who's going
to?
Know that's my grand pappy.
We own the right to Matapa, you
know?
I'm like, who the fuck are you?
This Matapa was made for his
grandfather.
Was that the one made for his
grand?
Oh no.
That was the Charter Oak.
That was a Charter Oak when they
made for his grandpa.
What Top was a poet?
Hey EP Corrillio renamed Devil
Calera La Alonzia EP Corrillio
has announced that has renamed
the factory in the Dominican
Republic from Devil Calera EP
Corrillio What Lanza to Casa
Lucio Morales.
I mean Casa Corrillio.
According to an article in Cigar
Aficionado, Ernesto Perez,
Grillo made the change to better
encapsulate the company's
heritage, vision and commitment
to tradition, and to allegedly
ward off any possible takeovers
from another.
Cigar factor.
Cigar Factory, opened in April
of 2009, is located in the free
trade zone of Santiago,
Dominican Republic.
Santiago.
Yeah, there's a very big story
about best cigar prices.
Doing a giant party when I can
do that.
We're gonna have a big cigar
party.
And well, the the Pennsylvania
party that used to happen for
what was the name of the
company?
I.
Don't know.
But they don't do it anymore, so
now these guys do it instead.
Oh.
Florida story The Florida man
has died after a bite from a
large venomous lizard called the
Gila Monster that he legally
kept as a pet, according to Lake
City officials.
The Florida man, There's a that
was actually a guy.
No.
A Florida man died after being
bit by his legally kept pet
lizard.
Christopher Ward, 34, owned two
of the reptiles and became I'll
after being bit on the hand by
one of the animals.
An incident reported from the
Lake City Police Department
shows Ward's girlfriend called
911 just after midnight February
12th after she entered the room
where the reptiles were kept and
found that one of them had
latched onto Ward's hand, LCPD
Animal Control Officers Leisha
Crookston wrote in the report.
Board immediately started
showing symptoms, vomiting
several times before he passed
out and his breathing stopped
and then he died.
I This is a horrible story.
But it's, I mean, funny.
I mean, Florida, Why would you
have to?
Get them from the desert.
We don't have a desert, so we
had to get these somewhere
illegally.
Bring them to his house, feed
them.
Go.
Oh, nice lizard walk dead.
What'd he do?
'Cause, he said.
He threw up.
The lady watched.
I mean, I was contemplating a.
Tiger several times before he
passed out in the breathing.
Stuff, I mean, Teddy said.
She wanted a tiger.
I was like, I'm just gonna make
that.
Work.
We looked up a tiger.
Don't get the tiger.
Yeah, you can't get the tiger,
you.
Just be like that one guy in
TikTok that how was the.
Twine, Yeah.
He's like, he's blind.
He's got the fake dog who walks
around the.
Dog.
A fake tiger.
They get a fake tiger.
They get, they get mad at.
Bubbles as is you.
Can I mean, Can you imagine?
There's a place that'll take
your dog Chapo, with all the
hair.
And turn him into a tiger.
They'll turn him into a tiger.
Oh, they will paint him so he
looks like a tiger.
They will cut him down.
Paint him.
Yeah, they paint him.
Wow.
I bet you my grandma would do
that.
But can you make him one of your
tiger?
I think.
It's in Miami, to be honest.
I bet you my grandma would do
it.
Well, only if they're familiar
with painting, because it has to
be special.
Paint.
I can't imagine.
Not like they use, you know,
Krylon.
Is this like the time you try to
do the look at yourself?
Look, you throw enough money at
anything, like we went out to
dinner and you know, I said, oh,
hey, I want this, like I want
the sashimi deluxe, I said.
But I want all salmon like, oh,
we.
Want I hear that place in Vegas
is stocking up.
Good to know.
You're like, well, we don't do
that.
And I said it's coming.
Listen, listen, I've done it
here before, so I know that
it'll and the price, I know that
it'll.
Happen there's a price.
What is the number?
So you know, server walks away,
she does, handles all the orders
with her, she comes back, she
goes, I just want you to know,
they said they'll do it right,
it's gonna be an extra 15 bucks.
And I said, OK, go ahead and do
that then.
Yes, we would like 1512 was my
line.
That's where I broke.
So you broke me.
How many pieces were in the
sashimi dough?
A lot.
Oh, so it normally has like a
smidgen of of, Yeah, it's.
Probably like 4 pieces of
salmon, you know.
Right.
And you just wanted them all.
Yeah, I want all salmon, right?
We can't.
Do that.
Cicerola wanted chicken, fried
rice, all white meat chicken.
Yeah, I never knew that.
I never thought of it, even
asking.
It was $1.50 more.
That's it, yeah.
Something.
Somebody goes through it and
fucking yeah.
You got to pick all the other,
that's something and they they
make this before you get there,
so like picking it out.
I'd like the low Maine with
crooked noodles.
Right.
All the crooked ones.
No straight ones, please.
And that's just spaghetti.
Yes?
All right, Pro cigar.
Dominican Republic.
A memorable closure.
Mark Bay Fashion faux pas.
Wait, there's another story
after the Florida?
Yeah, this is a yeah, this is a
special, this is a special
story.
So if you could go to my camera
please there cameraman and sound
technician.
This is the big This is the
biggest news.
Yes, as the sunsets Michael and
another successful edition of
the Pro Cigar in the American
Republic attendees are buzzing
about the exceptional moments
that define the year's event.
Among the highlights, however,
was one particular story is
stealing the limelight.
The fashion misadventures of
industrial stalwarts William
Cigar Cooper and Eric from Cigar
Dojo Pro Cigar, known for its
vibrant celebrations of sobriety
and camaraderie wrapped up with.
That's what it says, I don't
know, wrapped up with a Grand
White Party tradition where
attendees Don their finest all
white ensembles.
However, for the 2nd consecutive
year, William Cooper found
himself at the center of
attention or missing the memo on
the dress code as he failed to
support the required the
requisite white pants.
Cooper, a respected figure in
the cigar industry and a regular
participant in a pro cigar the
media.
Icon of the cigar.
Humorously embraced his fashion
blunder becoming the talk of the
evening attendee shared a
collective chuckle as they
witnessed Cooper confidently
navigating the sea of pristine
white outfits in his non
conforming attire to add A twist
to the tale of sartorial
mishaps.
Eric from Cigar Dojo and other
influential personality in Cigar
World also missed the mark on
the dress code.
The camaraderie and spirit of
Pro Cigar prevailed as Gutter
Guterjum joined Cooper in,
deviating from the exceptional
all white attire, sparking
laughter and creating a
memorable moment for all the
attendees.
Social media sphere has since
been flooded with photos.
There's one here, anecdotes
about the unconventional fashion
choices turning what might have
been a faux pas into a light
hearted and unforgettable aspect
of the year's pro cigar.
Attendees appreciated the candid
and humorous approach both
Cooper and Eric adopted.
I can't say his last name
showcasing that that even in a
formal setting, a touch of
spontaneity and good humor can
elevate the overall experience.
Wow.
It's.
Crazy just going in there.
Put it on khakis.
Well, no.
They were grayish blue.
Oh, like a grayish not.
Even khakis, not even khakis and
Eric had on yellow, yellow,
yellow, faded yellow, this.
Is an all White Party.
Which matches yellow shoes too,
so it's.
An all White Party, gentlemen.
Is this something that's known
that it's an all white?
Party.
Oh yeah.
Yes, it's called the All White
Party.
So why I just don't get the
whole you?
Know why not do it?
Just just commit.
Yeah, just get a pair of.
Just get a pair of white pants.
How hard can that be?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
It probably is hard to find all
white pants.
I'm not gonna lie.
We should buy something you.
Could buy them online.
We should buy some.
Yeah, I'm on the show.
Oh, we should.
Yeah.
We should Eric.
And hey, these are for you guys.
These are for you guys for next
year.
And we listen.
We don't want.
Big red pee on the side.
Of it.
We want you guys.
No, we want you guys.
We want you guys respected in
the industry.
What side do you think Eric
wears?
He's very little.
I don't know.
He's surprisingly small when you
stand next to him.
I would.
I'm gonna put him at like a 29.
29 Yeah 29 Length 20O20. 9
waist. 29 like a 28.
Just get him limited like a 28
length.
OK, we'll see if we can find
those name Cooper Coops.
Probably rocking 34.
I'd say a 36.
Oh, you think that big, you?
Think that.
Maybe.
Let's go 36 better say than
sorry.
You can always fix that with 30.
Six and he's shorter.
He's shorter.
Maybe a maybe a 30, a 30?
I think he's about a 4042.
OK, I'll see if I can find them.
No, all right.
No, he's not that.
Big.
Yeah, we'll just wing that.
What What do you what size do
you wear?
I wear 3430.
We're gonna buy 30.
Four is a little baggy on.
Me.
I mean, you're not gonna be able
to get the new microphone stand,
but we'll get them some pants.
Yeah, pants are gonna be get.
The pants off of Teemo.
They won't get here in time.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a three-week delivery
thing for that till I've
delivered to Vegas.
Yeah, we don't have that kind of
time, right?
But yeah, I want them in white
pants.
Certainly, yes, yes.
Yes, we need proper
representation of cigar media in
the Dominican.
They were the only two media
guys there.
And they need to be in all
white.
They need to, yes.
Yeah, Charlie, I'm sure was in
all white.
I'm sure he would have been too
a white sweat.
White hoodie.
Yeah.
White No.
He sweat pants.
He I'm sure he no, he has, like
he's got these nice depths.
What do they call them?
Nike.
No, no, no.
It's something weird.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't.
You know what?
I'd be you.
Very rarely see pictures of
Charlie unless he's in somebody
else's photo.
Yeah, he doesn't take.
His office see.
Yeah, if you like.
The pants or the guy?
The fucking jacket, Cashmere.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, that's what he wears.
All white.
That sounds very warm.
Cashmere down the Dominican
Republic I.
Feel like Charlie's a little
more simple like Nike?
Air.
No, man, I've seen him in some
shit.
I'm like, damn bro, that's a
fucking makes.
A lot of money on that half
wheel thing.
Crushing it.
Yeah, he wouldn't show up.
And not all white.
No, no.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, neither would hustle his
podcast.
Yeah, we just wouldn't go.
We just wouldn't go, right?
Because I'm not looking for
pants, right?
So crazy.
It's so hard to find apparently.
Yeah, we're going to solve your
problem.
And Eric and Eric and if you
guys have to go.
Shout out to Dojo.
Shout out to all the 75,000
coupe things that he does.
All the different ones.
Trombone coupe.
I mean the most the most
important one is the jukebox.
Jukebox Coupe.
Right jukebox, coupe.
He's my guy.
They're doing a big Taylor Swift
show this week.
Apparently, I know, it's
fantastic.
I love it too.
I.
Love watching it.
Love watching his clips on
Instagram and shit and start
laughing my ass off.
So, yeah.
All right, well, that's a
podcast.
You got to listen early week.
I don't have one.
All right, leave me alone.
Shop of the Week Are you
releasing the shop yet?
Where are you doing the justice?
No, I know where I'm doing it,
though.
And you know what?
That guy scheduled an
appointment already for the
show.
Oh, not nice.
Yeah.
Is it out of state?
Yes, we'll be driving red
circle.
Red circle.
Red circle.
Who's Red Circle Oh?
Well, I got to take that call.
So you.
Gotta go.
Bye.
Goodbye.
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Show Notes
Welcome to the latest episode of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast, where we bring you the latest buzz from the world of cigars. In this episode, we dive deep into the premium cigar industry, exploring exciting developments, exclusive releases, and even a touch of drama.
First on the list, we discuss Tatuaje's highly anticipated shipment of PCA 2023 exclusives. Find out what makes these cigars special and why they're generating so much buzz in the cigar community.
Then, we unravel the price hikes coming from Bellatto, Caldwell, and Lost&Found, set to take effect on April 1. What factors are driving these increases, and how will they impact cigar enthusiasts?
Get ready for the scoop on La Aurora's upcoming release of Puro Vintage 2014 at PCA 2024. Learn about the flavors, craftsmanship, and the excitement surrounding this much-anticipated launch.
In a special phone interview, we connect with Mike Rosales of Roma Craft Cigars. Gain insights into the world of cigar crafting, industry trends, and what makes Roma Craft stand out.
Breaking news from Taipei – Club Macanudo is set to open its doors this month. Explore the expanding global footprint of this iconic cigar club and what it means for the cigar scene in Taiwan.
Foundation Cigar Co. takes center stage as they rebrand Metapa as Aksum. Uncover the inspiration behind the rebranding and what enthusiasts can expect from this transformation.
E.P. Carrillo makes a bold move by renaming Tabacalera La Alianza S.A. to Casa Lucio Marieles, or as they say, Casa Carrillo. Discover the story behind this name change and the significance it holds for the renowned Dominican factory.
Shifting gears to Florida, a tragic incident involving a venomous lizard takes a somber turn. Hear the details surrounding the unfortunate demise of a Floridaman who kept a Gila monster as an illegal pet.
And finally, we close with a bit of humor from Pro Cigar Dominican Republic – a memorable closure marked by fashion faux pas. Delve into the amusing stories of William "Cigar-Coop" Cooper and Eric Gutterson from Cigar Dojo, making waves with their fashion choices at this year's event.
Tune in for an episode packed with exclusive releases, industry insights, and a touch of the unexpected. This is the Cigar Hustlers Podcast – where the world of cigars comes to life!