Cigar Hustlers Podcast Episode 329 Terminator
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Camera 2, Camera 20 you're
texting.
Camera 2 No, I love you more.
No, I love you more.
No, Greg, you Kingdom.
No, Greg, I'm done.
I'm not talking to you right
now.
I'm busy.
I'm downstairs.
So Phil's got an attitude
problem today all.
Right chippy chippy.
I put the lighter on the table
in case you need Oh.
Yeah, the attitude problem.
I'm just tired.
Tired.
He's got an attitude that he's
tired.
Tired with his attitude.
So Michael.
Oh.
Yes.
How are you, Michael?
I'm tired.
You're tired.
Do.
You have an attitude.
Tired.
No, I.
Did you red light?
No, I I didn't today.
I was running a little late this
morning when I left.
We're installing a new light in
the bathroom.
Is it red?
No, it's a red light fixture to
match the new black sink.
A new black light fixture.
Nice that sounds like that this
morning.
Well.
You'll never remember because
you didn't have red.
Light, right?
And so I I only did have, I only
took the old light down.
There's wall repair to have to
be done, painting and things
because it's a different shape.
Nice.
So.
Where's the big lighter?
Where is the big lighter?
It's over there.
It's over there, yeah.
It gets taken off the table for
the other show.
Where's the Hellraiser Cube?
I forgot about that.
Thank you, Phil.
That was Phil's hand, everyone.
That was Phil's hand.
Very lovely hand, the hand of
Phil, all right, that's the one.
He holds the camera when he's
dancing during this DJ thing.
Phil doesn't.
Phil doesn't DJ.
Oh no, that wasn't Phil.
My mistake.
Lighting with that massive
thing.
It's just ridiculous.
It looks great it.
Looks great.
I installed new lights outside
on.
Your house?
Yes.
Oh, like by the door.
The front, the front door, the
the pathway.
They the the ones that I had,
you hang up or whatever, right?
Well, you know how they say LED
lights are going to last
forever?
Whatever the fuck.
It doesn't work?
No, they they last about two or
three years and they turn it,
Yeah, then they turn to complete
shit.
Did you put like outdoor indoor
lights outside?
No, there were outdoor lights,
so I started to switch them out.
Wait, they are these string
lights?
No, it's the it's like the
Lantern lights.
You attach it to the wall and
it's got like that Lantern And
yeah, yeah, the ones that I had
before, they were just the LED
and you couldn't replace them.
So my brother helped me install
the first ones.
Well, that is your problem,
right?
There.
I think so, because when I
pulled one out it was.
There was 10 wires.
Water had gotten into it, even
though he cocked the ever living
fuck out of his, cocked it.
He's swinging his cock A.
Real good Cocker.
He's a fucking whoa.
He's a Cocker machine.
Well, what Greg would do is
probably eat the cocking.
Yeah, I didn't want to say the
word the other word, but
cocking.
Yeah, you would eat the cock.
You could say.
You could say.
He would eat the cock because he
was.
Write that down, 411 Perfect.
Got him.
For that unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Look, here it is right here.
He probably.
Oh no, I understand he'd.
Probably eat the car, Eat.
The car.
So when I pulled one out, yes,
it was just rusted and shit, so
it obviously something had
happened.
Water got behind.
It yeah, so call my neighbor,
because I haven't really talked
to my neighbor a little bit.
I like to bullshit with him,
right?
Like hey, I'm out from.
The neighbor you like?
Yeah.
Is this the Airbnb or?
Is this the other neighbor?
No, no, this is a good neighbor.
Is there a random guy the Airbnb
you like?
No, so I said, hey, you know,
you want to come hang out,
whatever, bullshitting me out
front and.
Well, I it's all the light.
Yeah, and that kind of gets
sucked into him helping me right
him hang in the light and I
instantly feel guilty.
I'm like.
That wasn't why.
That's not why I called you.
I really just needed your
support.
But they got it came over
because things moved a lot
faster.
You know, he's definitely more
seasoned and he has more.
Tools.
More tools.
You couldn't borrow your wife's
tools.
I didn't want to borrow my
wife's toes.
No, that's crazy.
Does she had tools?
No, I feel she has tools that
you don't know about.
She doesn't, actually.
Probably You can't touch the
tools.
They're my tools.
They're my tools.
I want you to touch my tools so
got the lights installed I.
Mean your neighbor installed the
lights.
No will he helped me.
He did help me but.
There are really room for two
guys because generally when you
install the light, there's not
really room for two guys either.
Well, somebody's got to be doing
it.
Somebody's just, well, he's.
Probably somebody's just like,
hey, do this, do that.
Yeah, we're we're on kind of two
ladders and you know 2 ladders.
Yeah, nice.
A Little Romance.
Yeah, they're romantic.
How big is this hole?
That's.
What?
I mean, how big old did Greg
have to make to install his
light that?
Rusted though it's.
Fucking it's actually the front
door.
He built that too.
It doesn't.
Work.
It was weird because when I went
to go install it on with the, I
don't know what the fuck it's
called.
The the mounting light?
No, the well, the electric mount
the like the it's a the.
Wires.
It's, oh, the box, the
electrical box, yeah.
OK.
I couldn't.
It wouldn't attach.
It would have a big gap space.
So I just removed the fucking
thing and then oh perfect,
bolted them out right to the
fucking wall.
Oh, and then caulk that.
You just need an extension ring.
An extension who?
An extension ring for the
electrical box.
An extension ring.
Yeah, they're like $0.60.
I don't know if that would have
worked.
Well, it brings it out like
another like.
I didn't.
It couldn't.
It couldn't be brought out
anymore because with the brace
that I added to it pushed it out
further.
Oh, that was probably the
Taiwanese shorter screws that
Greg used you.
Shorter screws.
Maybe no shorter.
Screws.
Did Greg say it's going to take
a while for these boxes to show?
It's no big deal, bro.
I just fucking bolted it right
to the wall.
We're Greg.
Said Look, I took this RC car
apart and I used the electrical
box from that for your lights.
Dude, we're in businessman.
Fuck the box.
Just fucking.
You didn't put up a picture of
the lights.
It's that's what you's supposed
to.
Do what?
I actually have a picture of the
lights.
Oh, would you like it?
I'd like to get to you.
Certainly.
Oh yeah, it's placed.
Well, you remember he's not
telling you things before.
Yeah, it's true.
He doesn't tell me.
So the paint started to come off
around it as well.
Oh, perfect.
Nice.
Did you repair that?
No.
So the next the next project for
me.
Is painting the house.
Once the roof gets done, I'm
going to paint the fucking
house.
I'll probably just paint it
myself.
Sounds miserable.
But.
Painting so fucking expensive,
man.
People are fucking.
It is.
Well, I mean, just start doing
it.
You'll see why.
Yeah, it's painting the Dick.
They charge so you don't have to
do it.
I'm gonna, I'll scrape the shit,
I'll pressure wash it and I'll
start paint.
I'll do like.
I'll start doing panels at a
time over.
Unless you can't paint over I.
Already know how it's gonna go.
Greg is going to try to come
over and paint the house.
He's been dying to use his paint
sprayer for some.
Reason He's got a paint sprayer.
Yeah, trust man.
He's going to try and do it for
you.
Don't let him.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm going to roll.
I'm going to roll it.
I'm not.
Rolling is better because with
the sprayer it could get on
somebody's car, you know, nearby
or.
Oh, nearby the Airbnb customer.
Yeah, they Oh, yeah, Oh yeah,
But they charge the other
people.
Yeah, but there's no back
charges, no back.
That's not my problem.
Yeah, no, but I feel.
It loud anyway.
I feel like if I just kind of
did one pail at a time, like I
scraped it and then I pressure
washed it and then I hit it and
like I did that like once every
weekend or something like that.
They have.
Like in eight months, I would
have a full White House.
They're like 18 inch roller.
White.
Yeah.
It goes way well, white and
black.
Yeah, white with black.
Yeah, that's a new thing.
That's the thing.
Yeah, it's like a Miami deco.
Yeah, there you go.
And I got a flat roof, so it's
going to look very Miami deco Y.
Oh, a nice neon border around
the top.
Very excited be.
Nice.
Well, you got to get the lights,
neon lights.
Oh, neon lights.
OK, that'll look.
Like around the windows.
Oh, oh.
Pink.
And dill black.
White, pink, and tail.
Yeah, that'd be very Miami.
Yes, pink and blue neon.
Yeah, cocktails and dreams.
Cocktails and dreams.
That's what we're going to call
it, right?
Yeah, it's going to be in my
house.
Perfect.
I'm very excited.
I see it pink and blue.
Neon You.
Guys got me all fired up.
Right.
That sounds great.
We, we, we, we we had our first
cameo.
Oh, yes, we did.
I had to talk about later.
I didn't know who the we was.
We.
Can't say.
We can't say who.
Can't say who it is because his
birthday has not happened yet.
I forgot that we were even on
that.
I did too.
I had deleted the app from my
phone.
Really.
But we got an e-mail last week
that we had three days to do it
and.
People are starting to
recognize.
Now we're rolling now.
We're rolling.
We're.
In business, baby, better.
Hurry and get your orders in now
for the holidays.
Thank.
You, John, yoga light.
Yes, Hope your wife enjoys the
Happy birthday guys.
It was super cool, man.
It was.
It was.
It was fun to get like.
Does it give you like a thing to
say?
It give you OK.
Give us Intel.
Yeah, it gives you Intel.
It gives you the person who it's
for, obviously, who's doing it.
And then they asked the question
is tell us something personal
about this person, right?
And when their birthday is that
kind of.
Stuff.
Oh, they must have inputted that
in.
Yes, yes, the person who
doesn't.
If you don't know the people,
how would you yes?
Right.
They they give you a little
thing that.
It was fun because we couldn't
figure out where to do it.
We were arguing with each other.
I'm like, this is fucking
ridiculous.
We.
Started.
We're laughing as is going.
Having a good time?
Pull it together.
Like, for fuck's sake, man,
nice.
Redo it.
Redo, redo.
So.
But now we're seasoned experts.
Yeah, now we're fucking
veterans.
I.
Thought the cameras were off
again.
It's amazing.
We got the first one in the in
the can.
We broke the seal.
We broke the seal.
Whoever would like to have
theirs next, please just jump
right for Mother's Day.
See, if Mitch Smith was smart,
he'd pay 20 bucks for me to say
Broadleaf is the best lead, you
know.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It could be anything.
And he could post that anywhere.
You there's even an option I
have.
Proof.
Look, I have proof.
For a breakup message.
Yeah, we're not.
Well, I mean, we could do that.
I could, we could do the breakup
message.
But there was one that was like
relationship and like.
There was.
There was one, yeah.
Relationship.
That's a hard pass.
There was a break up one.
Yeah, there's a new thing where
you can click in what you were,
what you would be willing to do
or talk about.
So it was a bunch of different
options.
And there was a couple were
like, oh, we can't do that now
hold on.
But imagine, like, hi, I'm Mike.
And I'm Mike too, and this is
The Girl's Podcast.
We just want you to know that.
Just want you to.
Know Tia that Boots is going.
To leave?
No, it would be the other way
around.
Boots, I just want to know,
yeah, it's going to.
Be you just want to know Tia is
done with your bullshit and
she's fucking out of here.
So thank you and.
Congratulations on your new DJ.
Podcast.
You're never home and she's.
Just tired of your weekend
gallivanting and she says it,
says notes here.
Tell him.
Says you have a small penis.
Good luck.
Good luck with your Ed meds and
that rash.
No longer having to rash and
your your Halo cream for your
thigh rash.
Wow.
Oh.
It's a good way to start them
on.
We actually deal with them.
We'll do that one for free deal
you want.
She doesn't watch.
We know that.
That'll be the clip. 12.
Minutes.
That's the clip.
We're way past that.
Not on my clock.
So is that the red light clock?
Yes, that's the red light.
That's the red light clock.
So yeah, we had football.
We got our ass kicked.
We went to Fort DeSoto Park to
go hang out with Alex and his
fiance on.
Sunday.
How was that?
Talk about the Patreon.
Oh, Patreon.
It's a long time.
Yeah, it's Saint Pete, South
Saint Pete.
Two hours 2 1/2 hours. 2, 1/2 it
was 2 hours there, 245 back.
Sounds about right.
Sounds about Tampa, baby.
You know I love that because
whenever we go to those fucking
bucks games, you know, we try.
I try and leave like 3 or 4
hours in advance, right?
Because you don't.
Well, we left early on a Sunday
morning, so there was no traffic
on the way there, right?
But on the way back, there was a
Magic game we had to drive there
last.
Game of the season?
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, they.
They blew out the bus.
Apparently that was that had
just cleared because it was, you
know, you can't go downtown.
You gotta go around, gotta take
4 to 9 and go around.
Then we stop to get gas and get
a snack and then time to go back
in the car.
I was like just drive straight
through, it's fine.
Yeah.
Disregard.
Disregard the.
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Express.
Pass.
Yeah, this is not my exit.
This is not my exit.
It's a great strategy.
It's a beautiful beach over
there.
It really is.
But they packed the people in,
my Lord.
Well, you're on the Gulf side,
so yeah, so the sand's nicer,
the water's nicer.
Yeah, you could actually be two
miles from the beach and still
be on the beach 2 miles from the
ocean.
It's what it seemed like people
people just kept coming in and
coming in and coming in like.
Ants.
Wow.
That's incredible.
It was, and there was a mass
baptism going on right as we
left.
A baptism.
A mass baptism, that 1000
people.
In the ocean.
In the Gulf.
They're just dunking them, huh?
They load they had flags all
along the beach with different
cities.
So I guess if you go to this
church, or it's all one church,
but you go to this campus, you
go in between these two flags.
Did you guys participate?
No, I'm not allowed.
I heard you flames or something.
Was it I?
Kept telling my wife I can
baptize people.
It's in my book.
I can do it The.
Whole point of that is to
release you.
Yeah, you're supposed to be,
yeah.
It cleans you.
Yeah, supposed to be.
It's like.
Yeah, you know, we had to talk
in the way back.
I'm like, I have questions.
She's like, oh God, what now?
What now?
So we talked about it on the
way.
Home you want Mike?
What's the idea of a rebaptism?
Money.
I mean, you've already been
forgiven once.
I gotta get washed off again,
she goes.
What is all this washing you're
talking about?
That's what it is.
You're washing off the sins.
That's the way it works.
Well, hey, listen, dude,
sometimes these things are good
for the soul.
I've done some bad things and
I'm just splashing.
The water on me.
If you don't want to get away,
you go to the Catholic Church
and just get in the box.
It's like, yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, no, they they do the
splashy on the head when you're
a baby and then you have to do
the box the rest of your.
Life.
Oh, we got the full.
We got the full tub in ours.
There's a tub.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
There's a thing.
Yeah.
Church we go to has a tub they
bring in.
It's sort of like your hot tub
thing you used to.
Have a cold blunge?
Yeah, so something like that.
Yeah, like I said, plateable,
plateable one, yeah.
I thought the yeah, they put.
A bunch of towels under it.
It's nice.
I thought the whole Fallon thing
was cool, but I think, yeah,
that's when I was baptized.
I was baptized with like a It
was like a bowl, like a goblet.
Yeah, you're small.
Full of holy water.
And then you take the cup and
just pour it on your head.
Yeah, well, I don't think it was
a cup.
I think it was just like a.
Oh, he just flashed.
There you go.
We did the whole we did a bulk
baptism thing recently.
Like last year.
Yeah, and I got to tell you the
fucking look on Teddy's face
when she got dunked.
She stayed.
Oh, we talked about that.
Yeah, that was amazing.
What the hell?
That was amazing, she like.
It'd been so funny, she swore.
When motherfucker back up.
Yeah listen, asshole.
So this.
So we went.
We go.
How many did my hair for an
hour?
So we went to the porch.
That's kind of like a like the
restaurant we go to sometimes
after football games.
I've heard of it.
Yeah.
Britney loves it.
So I want to go on porch.
Yeah, going forward to make it
happy.
Oh, is it down by the airport?
By the train track down by
Winter Park?
Yeah.
OK, never mind.
So we go to leave and it's kind
of late and then my kids are
obnoxious and not paying.
Attention City Airport if that
makes a difference, no.
OK, so so and there's like this,
there's like two older couples
that are leaving at the same
time we're leaving.
So all of us adults, we stop.
Our kids keep going and they
walk in front of them.
But I'm holding Teddy's hand so
they kind of and you could see
that the old people were little
peeds or whatever and the.
Kids all cut us off.
Yeah, And I walk by and I go as
we catch back up to them, I go,
hey, you idiots, you know, pay
attention there's, you know
when.
The young people be.
Respectful.
They're already walk past, be
they're already gone.
Be respectful when older people,
you know, trying to leave,
right?
And Teddy looks at me and she
says Daddy, am I an idiot too?
And your response was.
And I was like, absolutely not.
No, because you're perfect.
Just the boys are idiots.
Just the boys are idiots.
That's right, Daddy.
They're idiots.
Bubbles.
Kill the idiots, Bubbles.
Kill the idiots, Kill the
idiots.
So yeah, that was pretty
fantastic.
Is he still going after justice?
Bubbles a little bit you know, I
so I I learned a little more
back story as to why he doesn't
go after he doesn't go after him
right.
OK, so there's this game that we
play.
I don't know if I ever spoke of
this game.
I don't know what is.
Going on for.
Chase justice.
Forever.
No.
Everybody have to justice.
It's.
Called ninja.
So what you do is you hide,
right?
And then you jump out and you
yell ninja, OK?
And if you scare the person, the
person has to say, and the
legend of the ninja lives on,
OK, It's fantastic.
Right, sure, he's playing with
the dog.
He's playing with the fucking
dogs.
Now one of the dog don't like.
Yeah, so he's jumping out and
scaring the piss out of the
guard dog.
So now when the so when he goes
to hug him, he's like, fuck,
he's going to yell, yeah.
Yeah, but the dog never said.
And the legend of the dog.
He never.
Did the dog never plays?
Is that the only people he can
scare the dogs?
So no, he scared me a couple of
times.
So we have.
So I've been working on that.
I worked on it today or last
this weekend, you know, Yeah, so
Bubbles.
Don't yell the dog.
No.
No.
So he went to go hug him,
Bubbles growled at him.
My fucking jab.
Bubbles right in the throat and
like, don't do that shit.
And he's like, oh God, OK.
Teach the kid not to scare the
dog.
And all he was doing was all he
was doing was hugging him.
Yeah, but.
Is this other one of those I?
Don't give a shit what I don't
care if my kid pulls on the
dog's tail.
Don't growl at my fucking.
Kid friend and pull him.
Look, I love.
I love my dog, right?
I.
Love well, you love the kid.
He's an amazing dog.
He's fucking the best dog I've
ever had.
He snaps at my fucking kids.
I'm an old yellow, that son of a
bitch.
Outback we're not there'll.
Be no questions asked children.
I will fucking mentally
traumatize my kids.
They will see it through the
window.
That's it.
You're done, buddy.
Is this like one of those Dogs
games in life?
The dogs in heaven going, He
yelled ninja again.
I didn't know what.
Was I supposed to?
Do I should have fucking said
and the legend said.
And the legend lives on.
Instead of her.
Instead of her, I mean.
Is this like one of those
ongoing games forever in life?
Like like that movie tag.
Pretty much.
Oh.
Yeah, it goes on forever.
So you're going to be like,
well, you don't think you're
going to live past 60, so you're
going to be like 60?
I think 69.
OK, you're going to be 69 and
that's going to be the heart
attack.
Yeah.
Somebody else?
He didn't say it before he died.
Bubbles and said they're going
see, yeah, I just.
Fucking told you guys.
I told you his wife, girl with
the kid.
He'd be long gone by then, 30
years from now, yeah.
I don't know, man.
Some of these dogs I've seen
lately, they're fucking
surpassing some years.
I had a Ridgeback mix who hated
being in the crate.
Really.
When he was in the crate, he
would go to attack you and
everything.
So after I got divorced from
Connor's mother, the second one
I found out her son, when he was
little, used to terrorize the
dog when he was in the crate.
Like him and his friend took
over and just beat on the crate
and stuff.
Nobody ever told me how he's
felt bad about the dog.
Right.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
The dog will tell you the drum.
Yeah, and tell my son.
Idiot.
Stop scaring the fucking dog.
Right.
Yeah, kids, kids.
He's fucking kids, Swear to God.
He's got the mask on.
Either he likes it or it's done.
No.
We're just going to leave that
going.
I just prepare so.
Yeah.
So we had a rough, we had a
rough couple games, the Pats
game.
Oh, you.
Back to playing.
Yeah, the Pats game actually,
did you know for one practice
and kids not playing, we
actually played really well,
Jack's team.
Is that the name of the team?
The Pats.
Yeah.
Jack's team.
The Bucks.
Oh my goodness.
They were.
They were terrible.
Oh, terrible.
Not the same team it was last
year.
A lot of them, yeah.
Oh, are you?
Which are you coaching?
Both teams.
Yeah.
I'm assistant coaching on both
teams so but yeah, so but I love
these guys you know and the the
offensive coach he's my buddy
like we are fucking.
We're pals so you know.
But he freaks out a little bit.
He was shit started going
sideways and he's like I we
we've dropped down the silver
league and he's like, I will
not.
He's not Silver league.
Yeah, it's like because we lost
a couple of our primary guys,
so, he says.
I will not coach if we lose
every single game in Silver
League, I'm done.
So I'm like.
Is that the lowest level?
Silver.
Or is there like a bronze?
No.
Is it silver?
Is it just gold or silver?
Yeah.
OK, so.
Kind of follow the story for
everyone at home, so.
Text them later.
The rest, and I was like the
best part for me, was when
you're pouting like a 5 year old
saying, you're going to quit.
She tried to ninja him every
once in a.
While ninja, right?
Just in the middle of the.
Game in the middle of the game,
go by.
And oh, you got to say it.
I got you.
I got you.
Do.
You have a whistle.
You know, I have a machine
whistle.
What does that mean?
But I can't find it.
That's a machine whistle
whistles.
For you, yeah, you push the
button to go.
So he doesn't have to blow it,
Yeah.
The too much work.
I like to yell a lot.
Well, he's not the head coach
yet.
I like to yell, so it's nice to
have my hand.
So you yell as your boy I.
Like doing push ups, dude.
The practices look so good too.
These kids are fucking lit up on
practice and then all of a
sudden the game came on and but
what the fuck was that?
What?
Well, you didn't have the
whistle, coach.
What?
Yeah, you're right, I must just
make them do push ups on the
field when they drop balls.
Oh, what do you think?
Yeah, great idea up downs right
then.
Yeah, 12345 bang them out,
right?
I think that would be great.
They can do up, down, so they
get dirty.
Kids don't like that.
I got dirty for no reason
because I got in trouble, right?
So that's my life, yeah.
And I had AC Guy redo some ducks
in my house this weekend.
Oh wow, you're very busy.
They were not happy.
Like where they not have it.
Because he has 12 inches of,
yeah.
There's 18 inches of.
Raw Yeah, there's no crawl
space.
And yeah, but they did it I.
Thought you're going to do that
once the roof gets ripped off.
Yeah.
Well, the way that it's kind of
formulated does.
Like just like you don't know
when that roof thing's going to
happen.
So we got to go ahead and do it.
We got to do it.
Is it better?
It's hard to say.
It's hard to say too early.
Yeah, the box needs to be
replaced too.
Like the box from the.
Yeah.
But in order to do that, you got
to cut, got to cut the ceiling,
so disaster.
Disaster.
Lot of work.
But the lights are up.
Oh, they got, yeah, They're
very, very lit up outside where
you guys are hot in.
That's lovely.
Are they waterproof?
Yeah, perfect.
Good.
Very exciting.
OK.
All right.
You ready for Phil's fun facts?
Yeah, let's move on.
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Hello, peoples.
Yeah, this is a long one.
All right.
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One of the key metric producers
used to grade forage and success
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This is an average of how much
weight each animal is gaining
per day.
Instead of crushing boxes of
cereal in schools of salmon, our
cows spend their whole lives on
grass, eating a selection of
grasses as well as getting some
occasional treats with grain.
Different grasses should be OK
anyways have different protein
amounts throughout the year.
So as we come out of the winter
our Bahia grass is growing fast
and has some solid protein
around 10 to 12% protein,
whereas Bahia hay that was
harvested at the end of the fall
is usually around 6% protein.
This means that throughout the
year, daily gain changes during
the winter on good winter
forages.
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I love when he does The Dirty
ones.
All right.
You ready?
You.
Want to do that?
Now The Dirty ones.
OK, sure.
Do you want to call?
Yeah, go ahead.
All right.
Is this on the regular show?
Yes, this is.
So we have a yeah, we have a
major, a major now, major, major
celebrity.
Not the the corner, Not Jack's
corner. 222 please.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, is this Jack Turano?
How you guys doing?
How are you doing?
We have.
We have heard that there's a
major celebrity and he wants to
get involved in the cigar
industry.
He wants making an actor on our
show, yeah.
Isn't there always a major
celebrity wanting to get
involved in?
This is that.
Show.
This is this is pretty hot.
But this is top with his Spinoza
cigars.
Yeah, this is pretty big.
This is a big.
Deal.
I could, I could, I could.
I could tell you about it, or I
could get him on the podcast.
I think let's get him on the
pod.
That'd be fantastic.
Great.
He happens to be there.
Please be Alfredo.
Let me.
Come on, let's get him on, you
guys.
Hang on one second, OK?
OK.
It's Jack.
This is going to be amazing. 3
way calling Lincoln Amendment.
This answers right away.
Riveting podcasting here.
It's fantastic.
Oh, this is got to be riveting.
Been looking forward to this all
week.
It's Monday.
Probably not answering.
It's not available.
Must be busy doing push ups,
something drinking protein
smooth, eating the entire egg
with the shell.
Are you guys there?
Yes.
Arnold.
Oh my God, what the fuck do you
want?
Hey, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's up buddy?
How are?
You.
I'm fantastic.
How are you guys today?
Doing We're doing well we heard.
Heard you get in the cigar
industry.
What was that?
Heard you getting into the cigar
industry.
That's fantastic, right?
That's going to be awesome.
Yeah.
What do you get?
Way to work with Espinosa?
Yeah, it's going to be
fantastic.
Who am I speaking with today?
This is This is Mike and Mike in
from a Cigar Hustlers podcast.
Oh, Mike.
That's right.
The only guy out there who's got
a name harder to say than mine.
That's right.
That is correct.
That is correct.
So how do you say your name?
How do you say it?
Say it for me right now, chef.
On Kevich.
What?
Step on Kevin.
Yeah, I'm not going to fucking
try and say that.
That's bullshit.
So you've been a big cigar
smoker your whole life, right?
That's right.
Since I came out of the womb,
I've been smoking cigars every
fucking day.
And what type of cigar are you
making, do you know?
Well, I'm going to work very
closely with them, and I'm
thinking about doing something
called a Terminator because of
course, right?
But I had to talk to my friend
Jim Cameron about that because
he's kind of a pussy.
And he's like, you know, you
don't even own the rights to
that.
And I'm like, do I need to go
over there and choke your
fucking neck out and make you
realize that it's going to be
called a Terminator?
I love that.
That's a great name for a cigar,
Yeah.
It's going to be a 10 by 100,
and if you're not a pussy, you
can smoke it or you can always
hit someone over the head with
it.
It's whatever you want to do.
This is amazing.
This is fantastic.
So do you think it?
Is fantastic.
Are you going to?
So after that, are you going to
make any other ones or is that
just is that it?
We're just focusing on
Terminator.
Well, we're going to do the
Terminator Two and it's going to
be even better than the
Terminator one.
It's going to be a 12 by 120.
And again, you cannot be a
pussy.
You're going to buy it and
you're going to smoke it like a
fucking man.
I love that so, so.
If we're going to do some pussy
sizes too, we might do it for oh
Maiduru busto, I don't know yet.
OK, that's fantastic.
So have you, have you talked
with Eric at all about this?
What what kind of an impression
do you get about Eric Espinosa?
You know, what kind of person is
Eric?
Oh, Eric is the fucking best
man.
He's one of those guys out there
that's like he knows what he
wants.
He's not a girly man.
He's not afraid to go out there
and be aggressive and take what
he wants.
And I love that about him.
OK, excellent.
Excellent.
You weren't going to go hard in
the pain on Eric, huh?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Arnold.
Do you?
So are you so.
I saw.
I saw that you did an interview
with my boy the other day.
Yes.
Guy Fieri.
I did.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, you were over there
asking him the pussy questions
with the little noodle arms 1
waving around like when you you
don't.
You don't even have any good
questions for him.
What the hell?
Yeah, no good questions.
I was just so scared.
I was so nervous.
Very intimidating.
Very intimidating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a girly man.
I'm very weak.
That's fantastic.
At least you admit it, you're
not a pussy that way.
Yeah, of course.
You got to embrace it, you know
what I'm saying?
You got to embrace the pussy,
this.
Yeah, so.
And then you guys, you guys, I'm
just sucking with you.
You got some nice arms.
You probably work out a lot,
right?
Of course, man, of course.
Few days.
Ago.
You got to do this.
You got to you.
Do I need to go over there and
then get to wake?
Wake you up one day?
Motivate you like get the fuck
out of bed.
Stop being the pussy.
Yeah, pull it.
Do more, Do more.
I need the pump.
Do more.
You need to.
Get to pump it up, yeah.
Exactly.
I would love that.
Yeah, we should work out
together.
When are we going to?
Work out.
I'm going to bury you.
I'm going to be in the fucking
ground.
If you work out with me.
You can't keep up with this.
I'm like a million years old.
But look at me.
It's fantastic.
You're like 110, Arnold.
I feel like I can.
I feel like I can hold my own.
Fuck you.
There's no way you're going to
hold your own against this.
It's me.
There's nobody out there like me
and that's why this cigar is
going to be fantastic and that's
why I'm working with Eric,
because he's fantastic.
It's going to be the best cigar
in the world.
All right.
How about Jack?
What do you think of Jack?
Yeah.
What do you think of Jack
Taranio?
I love Jack.
Jack is awesome.
I could bench press him, but
it's fine.
Oh wow.
What about Hector?
Can you bench press?
Hector is the guy that does it
all, right?
I mean, he does all the
blending.
He's a small little guy and I
could probably throw him like 20
feet, but it's fine.
I love Hector.
There's.
Got to be somebody could.
You try his Sumatras?
What about what?
Do you think about hectors?
Sumatras.
That's it, Huh.
Well, what about Richie?
You know, Richie, what do you
anything good to say or bad to
say about Richie?
Fuck that guy.
There we go.
All.
Right now.
Fuck that guy.
What about What about Tyler
Jones?
What do we think about Tyler?
Tyler Jones.
Tyler Jones is a fucking beast.
You can't mess with that guy.
No, he's out there.
He's working hard every day.
He's he needs to work on his.
He used to work on his hair a
little bit like, you know,
either shave it off and be a man
or stop wearing the fucking
hats.
I don't know what he's going to
do there.
Right.
Maybe hit the gym a little bit,
get some push ups in or
something.
Got to hit the He's definitely
got to hit the gym, but he's
working towards it.
You know he's not, he's not a a
super girly man.
All right.
Well, Arnold, thanks so much for
coming on works.
Thank you so much.
Sure.
You're very busy.
We appreciate you taking the
time for.
Giving us the exclusive we we
look forward to this.
We're excited about the
Terminator.
The Terminator Cigar.
You want to be fantastic.
Thank you so much, Arnold.
Hey Arnold, before you go, will
you say I'll be back?
I'll be back, he.
Didn't like that.
All right.
Thanks Arnold and thanks Jack
all.
Right guys.
All.
Right.
Take it easy.
All right, There you go.
Nobody else is going.
To get that interview with.
Us.
Not a single person.
Look at that interview.
It's.
Exclusive.
Exclusive interview Amazing.
A lot of good sound bites there.
Yeah, The Terminator.
Terminator.
James Cameron.
Nobody would name me cigar.
I'll be back or something that.
What's better than Terminator?
Yeah, but Terminator is a good
name.
He was going to be with three.
I was going to go well, the
third movie wasn't really that
good, so wow, maybe stick with
one and two.
Ouch.
The third one wasn't that good.
I.
Don't remember?
It was funny.
The second one was really good.
Second one was good.
I like more like the last action
hero.
Oh, what a terrible movie,
really.
Yeah, you didn't like what was
like here.
It's rated as like, what?
Wait, is that the one where he
was in the movies?
Yeah, but we can.
Yeah, that's rated as like one
of the worst movies ever made.
He wore like the dope tan
brownish jacket.
As a jacket, I thought it was
great.
A gun.
What about the Kindergarten Cop?
Oh, yeah.
That's a good movie.
Yeah.
True lies.
Oh, we should actually hit a
tumor.
It's not.
A It's not a Duma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Drew Lice is a good movie.
I like that one we can always
have.
Arnold back on again?
Sure, yeah, he's very, he's
easily very.
Accessible though?
Yes, yes, he should get his
number direct.
Yeah, we don't have to go
through Jacks.
Arnold.
Arnold.
Oh, I just snorted.
All right, news let's.
Get into the news.
From the four corners of the
world, all the cigar industry
news you could possibly need.
Cigar Hustler Podcast report
with Mike too.
Alternate USA partners with
Kentucky Derby for a Romeo and
Julieta 1875 run by The Roses.
You just got that what I just
got that press release today.
Oh, it was their Saturday.
Actually, I live with this year
will mark the 150th running of
the Kentucky Derby.
Now there's an official cigar or
two to celebrate.
As part of the milestone
celebration All to this, USA
will release the Romeo and J1875
Run for the Roses, a pair of
Dominican cigars that are being
made in partnership with
Churchill Downs and Liquor Barn,
a chain of storage in Kentucky
that sell alcohol and cigars.
Well, sense I guess, yeah.
According to the report from
Cigar Aficionado, there will be
two sizes, an Exhibition #3, a 6
by 50 for $20 and the Churchill
Churchill Downs obviously 7 by
50 for $25.
So those are the only places you
can get it.
That is the only places you can
get it, the actual racetrack or
the liquor store.
So.
Exclusive.
Yes, I'll see the ex, ex the,
the number three is 2000 boxes
sold beginning this weekend.
The Liquor Barn stores both the
exhibit the what, how do you say
exhibit in Spanish?
I'm drawing.
I'm having a hard time
pronouncing it Exhibit O,
Exhibit yes, Exhibit O.
We'll go with Exhibit O Zip it
out number three.
The Churchill will be offered
during Derby weekend.
The Kentucky Oaks takes place on
May 3rd in the Kentucky Derby on
May 4th, but the Churchill will
only be sold at the racetrack.
Wow.
The report says the cigars are a
tweaked version of the Romeo and
J1875 blend, an Indonesian
rapper over Dominican binder and
fillers from the Dominican
Republic.
In Nicaragua, they were produced
a tablical era de Garcia and the
Dominican Republic.
And when I say tweaked, I mean
it's in a tube.
Yeah, it's in the tube.
It's in the exact same.
It's.
Tweaked just.
A little.
We tweaked it, we tweaked it.
What we do is we put a different
band on it and put it in a
different 2.
Other than that, it may be the
same.
It's.
Packed on the same thing.
Yes, 14 cities filed A lawsuit
against Ohio's new tobacco
preemption law really early
share.
The Ohio General Assembly passed
a law that prevents cities and
counties from enacting their own
tobacco regulations that are
stricter than the state laws.
Wow.
Ohio's such a pain in the ass to
work.
Wait, wait, wait.
So they're making it harder to
smoke.
The state, the state has passed
a law that says the cities
cannot pass a law that is
stricter than our law.
Hey, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Makes sense?
Right, I get it.
Phil looks bewildered.
No, I understand.
But is it?
Is it hard to smoke in Ohio?
I don't think that.
It's there's the tax thing or
something.
I I can tell you this, I can
tell you that we have, we have
to report to them all the time
with our wholesale transactions
and shit, and it's just so
fucking obnoxious.
It's part of a year long battle
about whether flavored tobacco
sales would be banned in Ohio.
Oh, OK.
So the city can't say it's
banned if the state says it
isn't banned, or vice versa.
So isn't that a federal?
Thing like so we're bored.
So we're what the fuck, man?
Right there is.
There is now another chapter in
the battle, as 14 cities have
filed a legal challenge to the
law if they're successful.
Those.
Oh, my wife loves me.
I just got text.
Message.
Oh, that's so.
Nice.
They are successful, Those
cities would be able to
introduce their own laws.
A collection of 14 cities.
Columbus.
There's a big list in there.
They're all Tyler Jones's
cities.
Have the authority to does.
He do Ohio.
I don't think he does Ohio.
I don't think he goes that far.
Minnesota Yeah, he doesn't go
that Far East.
The second was kicked off in
December 2022 when the Columbus
City Council introduced a ban on
the sale of flavored tobacco.
But the state said no, no, it's
fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Jennifer True joins Fratello.
Jennifer True is the new VP of
Marketing Operations for
Fratello Cigars.
True spent four years at
Altadis, most recently a senior
director of Marketing Assistant
Fratello at last month's PCA
Convention and Trade show, and
was appointed to the formal
position on April 1st.
Oh, my look at my camera.
And it wasn't on.
We are thrilled to welcome
Jennifer Truth, the Fratello
Cigars family, as our new Vice
President of Marketing and
Operation, said Omar Dafrice,
the very tall rocket scientist
that the founder of Fratello, in
a press release the.
Guy who shoots the ghost all the
time.
Yeah, I'm honored to join the
Fratello Cigars team.
It's this exciting chapter as we
continue to engage enthusiasts
with our unique take on premium
cigar brand experiences, said
True.
Very exciting stuff.
Very exciting.
Is this like a thing?
Did Coop cover that?
He has not up to this date.
Oh, we're watching.
But it's AVP VP is different
than a director.
I actually looked up see what
the difference was between the
two.
Right.
So director is OK or?
No, no, Coop does not cover
director.
It's that's peeing up.
That's what OK, so he would
have.
Covered this?
Yeah, Yes, possibly.
Yes, but he didn't feel like
covering.
It I guess not.
The.
Marketing it probably could have
been, you know you.
Want to call?
Let's call coop.
Oh yes, he was going to report a
call.
He wants to be called.
Yeah, because this is a great.
One, don't we have Jennifer True
on the phone.
She wants to talk to him about
her promotion.
I'll act like Jennifer.
OK, he's not going.
He's not going to answer.
He's got to be working.
Hello.
Perfect.
It's Monday.
He wouldn't be on the list.
He said, he said he's ready.
Your call has been forwarded to
an automated voicemail system.
That is, he sent a voicemail
noise.
That's it.
Now you're off the island.
That was it, buddy.
You go back to the bottom of.
The list you had your shot.
Please call me on Monday.
Number one podcast, we were
trying to get you trying.
To get you a little airtime and
help your, you know, your show.
Want to get your Intel on where
you draw the line?
Jennifer True.
Maybe you draw the line as it's
a woman.
Maybe, Yeah, Maybe.
Sexist.
Yeah, could be.
It's very.
Possible.
Very possible.
Strong possibility, strong
possibility.
A Turtle Fuente from Dream to
Dynasty collection shipped as
part of it 110th anniversary
celebration.
Turtle Fuente commissioned 2
different books to be written
about the Company and the Fuento
and the Fuento, the Fuento, the
Fuentos.
That's Spanish.
They live next door to the
Flintstones.
You know what?
We're going, we're going to come
out with the Fuentos.
The Fuentos.
That was Spanish.
The fuento fuento ipas.
Ipasi.
That's perfect.
Both books are written by Aaron
Sigmund and published by
Ashulin, with the first Arturo
Fuente from Dream to Dynasty
launching in late 2022.
All the years 20.
So that thing you guys that have
books in it.
It's got a book in the middle,
yeah.
And that's this book.
Well, there's two books.
They previewed a new cigar
sampler around one of the two
books.
This week the collection began
heading to stores around the
Arturo Fuente.
From Dream to Dynasty Collection
contains Arturo Fuente from
Dream to Dynasty.
One of those two books as well
as 22 cigars that are made by
Arturo Fuente.
The cigars are packed in two
different 11 count boxes.
All three items are placed in a
large box which depicts an
Arturo Fuente.
Some of the cigars include a
regular production items, Others
are harder to find cigars like
the BBMF.
Big bad motherfucker.
Yeah, he doesn't talk that way,
Carlito.
Yeah, he does.
He's got all the like, he's got
some of the rare pinks are
called like hookers and.
Shit.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, that's.
Right.
Stinky or not stinky.
Pinky.
Yep, they called that too.
Yeah, there's one, yeah.
Playing the lines where there's
like the Opus X25 are nearly
impossible to find.
Interesting that not all the
cigars are our Terro Fuente
products.
Fuente.
There's some Ashton JC Newman,
Prometheus, all of which are
made by Fuento.
Fuento, terro fuento.
Yeah, Terro Fuento from Dream to
Dynasty Collection is an MSRP of
$2200 before tax.
There are 1500 samplers
produced.
Roughly 1000 of them are heading
to stores in the USA and we have
500 of them.
We have 7000 OH available on
cigars.
For those of you wondering about
the book, it's physically
smaller and less expensive than
the.
The original.
Yes, the book was hand bound and
contained luxury finishes That
individual cigar bands placed on
pages in the book is an MSRP of
guess how much the book cost by
itself. 5 grand.
Would you like to have a?
$1200.
Oh, you read the pressure.
That's exactly, exactly.
I remember that.
I vaguely remember that from
last year.
I got 12. 100 bucks.
So I'm ready for just the book,
but it's got pictures of cigars
in it.
It's got pictures, rare pictures
of rare cigars in the book.
Going out right now.
Listen, listen.
You can roll the pages and smoke
them like cigars.
Look allegedly the.
Fact of the matter is, in
today's world, if you're going
to drop 80 to 100 GS on a non
tangible fucking whatever.
You actually get to hold.
You get you get paper for the 12
hunch so.
No, it's an actual book.
You get the book.
Non fungible, tangible.
Whatever the fun.
Yeah, but it.
But you don't have to buy the
book to get the cigars.
The book is no no.
You can buy just the book.
Last year, they released just
the book.
OK, this year they released a
smaller version of the book in a
set with 12 cigars or some shit.
22. 22 cigars. 2-2 packs of 12
or whatever.
Right.
Well, that doesn't make sense,
but OK, 2 packs of 11 would make
sense.
Maybe it's 11-2 bags of 11.
Well, that kind of okay, Hold on
a second.
Is there double s of the cigar
in?
There.
No, no, no.
It's telling the story of
Fuente.
Through the years.
Yeah, with all of their cigars.
With all their high end shit.
Here's a picture of the Opus X
and here is an open.
Section so they're not just all
hardly get cigars like some of
them you could still.
Attain like the some.
Of them, but not all of them,
right?
Well, I was just thinking
because they just released that
Impossible 13 not too long.
The year prior and that was
less.
That's thirteen more money.
This is more cigars, so there's
additional ones that you can't
get to.
So that is an impossible 22.
Either way, they're impossibly
available on cigarhustler.com,
so go right ahead and.
Fuck it.
By them, please.
See.
That's why I pulled.
The story, Mike.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
There you.
Go fratello, ships, concealed
carry, 18th Amendment.
With Jennifer Drew.
We're doing a whole amendment
series here.
The first two blended Fratello's
concealed carry sub brand is off
to storage.
It's called 18th Amendment.
Did you see that one of the
images originally had the the
image of prohibition that's get
used for?
I heard about it.
I didn't see it it.
Hey, this is Fratello.
Yes, I thought it was Pravada.
No fratello bravado is having a
different problem with.
Skip Oh, yes, yeah, there was a
bunch of things.
So there's two people now.
There was three, actually,
because Davidoff made made the
model, yeah.
But somebody else released a
dragon.
Another dragon, another dragon.
It's called the.
Is it called the Gurkha dragon
made by Davenal lately, copied
by?
Davenal, The Kong of the Dragon.
We're going to call this one
Gurkha.
Right.
We're calling it the mother of
all Dragons.
The mother of all Dragons.
We're.
Going to get a steak knives of
it.
The concealed carry brand will
eventually consist of 6 blends,
each in the same 5 1/2 by 54
Mottola and each with its own
individual branding.
The cigars are being made in
undisclosed factories in the
Dominican Republic, Honduras,
and Nicaragua.
So everywhere that makes cigars,
we're not telling you, We're not
telling you where they are,
Fratello says.
Only 75 stores will carry the
concealed carry lines.
The next batch is scheduled to
be shipped to stores in early
June 2024.
Somebody got mad at me on one of
the interviews because one of
the information that we did,
like the binder is designed what
we were explaining, what it was
designed to hold the cigars
together.
Can you tell me more than that?
I'm like, dude, I don't know,
man.
Sometimes I get bored.
Oh, who'd you do that with?
That was the the.
Interviewer got mad or somebody.
Listening.
Somebody listening.
So what the fuck is that?
I'm like, look, man, I'm sorry.
Oh, so anyway, Pete from Tatwahe
was just on smoking tobacco.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What are you saying?
I didn't watch it.
Oh yeah, I just saw he was.
There he was.
There he.
Was there so.
How'd you get in the SCAR entry?
Right.
I don't know.
I logged in enough so I could
say hi.
And then I hey, it's me, hey.
And I go, oh baby.
And then I leave.
So, so now there's multiple
people making this prohibition
type.
Amendment to the amendment.
Cigars are a thing now, yeah.
Yeah, I just don't understand
that.
Like, I thought that was like
something that.
Well, skipping microhabitage.
Luck with it.
Now somebody else is doing it
too.
Allegedly.
Well, what are you gonna do,
man?
You know, what are you gonna do?
They have, We have McDonald's.
They have, we got.
The Big Mac, we got the big.
Mac Right.
You know, just wait a minute.
We've got the Second Amendment.
They've got the 18th Amendment.
Hold on, the 18th, Yeah.
Laudio Diaz Before and after
begin shipping today.
Laudio Laudio Diaz first regular
production line called Before
and After.
It's on its way to stores today
after making his debut at the
PCA convention to trade show
last month.
Before and After is a blend that
features Ecuadorian Corojo
rapper, Dominican Habano 2000
Binder and all the Dominican
filler that contains Havana.
Was he at the show?
Apparently.
No, we can't pick that
motherfucker up in a lineup.
I don't know.
It looks like I'm going.
To walk by, I don't.
Know anybody could?
Arnold could walk up to us and
say, hey, I'm Aladio Diaz.
Holy shit, Let's get a picture
of Aladio, right?
This is a guy I've really been
wanting to hear or see.
Right 'cause he's talking.
About.
We do all the time.
We looked up last year, the year
before we saw a picture of him.
He's a very tall, slender man.
Is he?
Yes, I can't even remember that.
Like, like like Gomez.
Who's Gomez?
Oh, Tony Gomez.
Tony Gomez like.
I think he's taller.
Tony Gomez is fucking John Wick
at this point.
He looks straight out of he's.
More like a Caldwell.
Yeah, yeah.
Like Robert, but older, Older, a
lot of.
I just want to know like
gunfire.
I'm going to Tony, all right?
That guy's, he's got to be
equipped for it, you know all.
Right.
All I got to say is kill Tony's
dog and let's see what the fuck
happens.
You know what I mean?
Shit's going sideways.
We're eliminating the entire
cigarette industry.
Perfect.
I'm humbled to invite you to
live this unique experience with
a blend of tobacco as a
represent my before when I was
employee of a cigar factory and
my after seeing my children
keeping alive the legacy of what
has become labor of love for me,
said Aladio Diaz in a press
release.
Aladio Arango Cigar Companies
handling sales Arango, ARANGO.
Arango arango.
See.
They put AO on.
The Arango.
Yes, arango, arango.
Arango Jack Arango.
Ringo is the drummer from The
Beatles.
Ringo it was.
Actually a wrong, but now they
put an O for Spanish.
And the sales distribution of
the line, the company also
distributes distributed the the
the Latio Diaz 70A limited
edition that came out last year
in his birthday Aladio.
We're still waiting for our
birthday Cigars Aladio.
It's never happened.
All right, we have a Florida
story.
I don't think I've ever seen the
cigar from Aladio.
We've had.
We've had them up there.
Haven't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We had some.
Yeah, they were overpriced.
Not the birthday.
That was what it was.
It was a guy, yeah.
The copy.
A gape?
Yeah.
Women claims God told her to
shoot drivers because of the
eclipse.
Florida Troopers, said I.
Saw the.
Story.
Taylon Michelle Celestine, 22,
of Georgia was arrested on
several charges in bonafide
Florida.
A woman checked out of a Florida
hotel and told Steph she was
going on a God directed shooting
spree because of the solar
eclipse, then shot 2 drivers on
Interstate 10 before being
arrested and charged with
attempted murder Monday.
According to the Florida Highway
Patrol, Taylor Celestine
22/22/22 of Georgia entered the
highway 115 miles from the
Alabama border in the Florida
Panhandle and was headed West.
Shit, I was on that road.
That exactly That's where the
reasonable the story.
Just so some of you people at
home are listening.
This is a backwoods Georgia
city, yes, not city, town.
Town that drinks Kool-aid.
She went to Florida to shoot the
people.
Right.
I'm getting the hell out of this
state.
Within 5 miles, she fired into a
passing car several times,
spraying auto glass and grazing
the driver in the arm and the,
the department said in a
statement.
She then fired on a second
vehicle, hitting the driver in
the neck.
The driver was injured and
treated at a hospital.
Troopers stopped the woman after
she drove for about another 16
miles and found her with an AR15
rifle and a 9mm handgun.
She was arrested and booked into
the Holmes County Jail.
She was charged with attempted
murder, aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon and improper
discharge of a fire rock.
I don't even know why they put
those last two charges, because
the first one, she's gone.
She's gone.
We're going to improper
discharge of a firearm to get
missed.
She goes to a fucking psych
ward.
She doesn't.
Oh yeah, she's not seeing time.
Yeah, that bitch is grabbing her
shit and slinging it across the
room.
There's no way that that she
goes to a regular prison, right?
That's fucking crazy.
I have.
To take a drink, we have one
more thing.
Oh, let's keep that cup away,
yeah?
It needs to be distant.
Yeah, Phil gets mad.
Feels very angry.
The Sins of Fena Cigar was rated
by Brooks from halfway and
received an 88 rating.
Really.
Yes, it was published this
morning.
Oh shit.
Yes, Brooks ended the review
with This is a tale of two
different profiles.
All three cigars featured very
similar flavors as part of their
main profile, consisting of
almond, cedar, floral notes.
But the first cigar was Ind what
Inda indated.
I think it's supposed to be
indated, indated.
Indated with a massive cotton
candy sweeteners on the Redford
hill that the other two cigars
completely lacked.
While the first cigar was one of
the best I've smoked so far this
year, the other two were no
slouches and the collection The
collective total, is a very
solid debut release for the
brand.
I agree.
Yes, that's very
congratulations.
Brooks, thanks.
Man to Sam and Rosie do.
You think Brooks is cotton
candy?
I would like some of the cotton
candy cigars if they.
If you have more cotton candy,
more.
Cotton candy cigars.
I would like cotton candy
cigars.
Well, that's nice.
That's very nice.
Brooks was very nice to be a
PCA.
Yes, yes.
Is this the gentleman that a
while back wrote that one
review?
Scathing report about about Phil
and that guy in the bathroom.
Yes, that was him.
No, that was Palmer.
Oh, I wrote the review about.
I wrote the cigar that.
Wrote it wasn't Brooks, and it
was somebody else that wrote it
there.
Brian.
Maybe it was Brian.
Remember they gave you like that
weird review a while back?
I.
Don't think Brian does Reviews.
It's Brooks Patrick.
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick,
Patrick.
That's what it was, yeah.
Patrick gave me one really good
one.
Did he?
And then he walked it back.
He I continued to me.
Yeah, you.
Know that's the way it works.
I think it was right when, right
when the Connecticut first came
out, wasn't it?
I don't remember.
I don't remember so many
reviews, so little time.
So much hate.
Well, we like so little.
Time that many people.
I like all the guys that
happened.
I even like Patrick.
He's a really nice guy.
Oh, good.
Did Charlie come?
To he popped in the.
Last day popped in.
Last day.
A family thing.
Every late excuse.
Me.
I saw him just enough for him to
make some kind of snide comment
to me 'cause as I was scooting
by my fucking scooter.
Surprised that wasn't covered as
part of the PCA Mike step on
cabbage.
Scooter.
Yeah, picture of you.
Should press release scooter.
It's too late now.
Can't press release, He's done.
He's done.
Nah, I don't know.
Press release.
It all right.
You gotta listen to the week,
Michael.
I don't have a listen to the
week you.
Have one job, one job, but just
show it, Michael.
I do, yes.
Listen to the job.
Shop of the Week.
Also listen to the Week, Jack
Turano.
Obviously, Arnold
Schwarzenegger's been listening.
Oh yes, listen to the Week.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Job of
the Week.
That was not really Arnold.
Arnold's or there?
Was a you have to disclose.
It's not really.
Arnold No.
There was.
We put it in the description of
the show.
The Not really, Arnold.
Yeah, they have to read that
part.
Oh, OK, wait, we still pull it
off.
It's not really.
And I did not do the pressure.
Just Jack, as you requested.
Yeah, Movie magic.
Movie magic.
You think when they do Sesame
Street they say there's somebody
inside the Big Bird costume.
There's nobody inside Big Bird.
Well, it's not a real bird.
Well, I mean, if Big Bird got
upset about it and you have.
To like your big bird.
That's the whole problem.
He's not like you.
We're not that big a show.
He's not.
We're big enough for something.
Somebody going to tell it?
Yeah.
Somebody going to tell Jack I?
Mean.
I mean, he's going to tell
Arnold.
They told you know what the
middle Diaz saying to Mr. Hoover
so it could.
Be please, God tell, Arnold
recorded.
We we have never received a
cease and desist.
So you know we're looking for we
have a frame we're looking right
here on the wall.
Can't.
Wait to get that e-mail and
phone number.
We're looking for our first one.
Could be you could.
Be Mr. Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger.
Oh, might as well aim high.
Hey, you know what?
Arnie.
Arnie Schwarzenegger.
Oh, there.
You go 20%. 20% we're good. 20%
all.
Right.
You got anything else, Michael?
I have a shop of the week.
Oh, I already asked you, You
said no.
You said, do I?
No, he hasn't had a retailer.
We're going to hell no.
I just had a customer.
That's it.
You got a shop of the week?
Cigars for you?
You have cigars for me?
Cigars for you?
Oh, nice.
I have cigars for you too.
Oh, that's nice.
What is cigars?
Where is this Houston, TX?
He got a lot of us.
Oh, cigars for me, cigars for
you.
That's what I said.
Cigars for me.
Cigars for you?
Oh, in Houston, TX.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
There you go.
New Pistonia account.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
That's right.
So Michael will not be here next
week.
He is going to Nicaragua.
Nicaragua.
So what day do you leave?
Oh, you leave on the weekend.
Yeah, this morning.
And then you come back on
Thursday.
Oh.
You leave this weekend.
This weekend, yeah.
Oh, isn't he going?
To be, it's always.
A We will have a show next week.
He just won't be here.
Because normally, you know,
we're going to, we'll record it.
I'd like to be a part of it
still, if we can make that work.
Oh, from there.
Yeah, OK.
If, if what do you want to do
it?
I I don't know.
Oh, Monday.
How do you know?
Oh.
You mean you want to record it
there and then send it to him?
No, I'll, I'll he'll.
He'll call in, yeah.
Oh, OK, then call in or FaceTime
me or whatever.
I don't know.
He wants to check up.
He's, he's, he's nervous.
We need to figure out how to do
that.
We just FaceTime in the road
Caster.
Doesn't do video bike.
Yeah, I don't have to do video.
I can just be talking.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, you mean because you have to
you can't physically call?
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, we could.
Call him on Facebook.
Facebook thing or whatever.
I'm in the factory.
Is that where you'll be Monday?
Aren't you spending some time on
the mountain with the monkeys?
Yes, I'll be with the monkeys at
first.
You don't you don't I.
Would rather do it from the
monkey.
I'm gonna hang out with Buster.
Oh, I want a Buster on the show.
You can't have your phone inside
the factory.
What?
Sure you can't?
Can't he have one on the thing?
So you'll be in the factory.
Yeah, yeah, he wants to do it
from the factory.
I want you to do it from Skip
Sounds.
Probably do it from factory.
And that's skip sounds.
I want to hear how the factory
sounds.
What's it sound like?
I.
Don't know, that's what I'm
saying.
Spanish music playing in the
background.
Is the guy read the newspaper
like in the old days?
Do they listen to like regular
Spanish music or is it?
Like bad can.
They listen to Cigar Hustler
podcast.
When you there can I do what can
they listen to?
Cigar Hustler podcast.
I can tell you this that
normally when I travel, there's
a there.
It happens, it plays in the
background, skips listening to
it, and then I get critiqued the
whole time.
You know I.
Wait for him to hear the Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
I really wish you would have did
this, you know, although we
missed a really good opportunity
at that point, we could have
said that and.
I talked to him all the time.
Skip.
He just won't listen.
I'm.
Very sorry.
He's kidding.
Very sorry.
I'll do better, yeah.
Don't be sorry.
Do better.
Yeah, it's rule #1.
Don't be sorry to be better.
So skip will be on then do I?
Said that, the soccer too.
So we have a rule in this house,
Yeah, I said rule #1.
So skip will be on too.
On what?
The show it.
Depends upon where we do it.
Well, you're going to be with
him and no matter.
What if I call like 11?
I'm not with skip. 11 in the
morning?
No, he'll be sleeping.
Yeah, he's on sleepy sleep.
He's in bed.
We'll do it earlier.
I can get here early.
What's the time?
Difference.
No.
He gets.
He gets up later.
Yeah, but catch him when he's
still up.
Like a 4:00 AM.
OK.
No.
Well, yeah, I'm up.
Too What's the time?
What's the time difference?
This an hour back.
Oh, so if we're here doing this,
normal time skip will be there.
All right.
Can your mommy bring you earlier
that day?
I don't know.
All right, You asked her.
You check with her.
Add the slide in one more, huh?
You better start doing that red
light.
All right.
Anybody got anything else?
I think that's it.
We would like presents.
Look, man, I'm probably not
bringing anything back.
Cigars for you?
Cigars just for you.
Cigars for me.
You already saw that.
Look, last time I brought, I
think 30 or 40 cigars and I got
stopped and I had to go through
a whole fucking process and I
got nervous that I was going to
miss my flight, baby, yeah.
But you got TSA Pre-check now?
Yeah, tape it to your thigh.
They don't check your bags or
anything.
Yeah, just they don't check your
bags.
That's right.
You don't have to take your
shoes off.
Nothing.
Right, so put them in your.
Shoes, dude, if the cigars.
I really if if we make something
and I say, hey, send it, this is
send in the next, fucking send
it to the factory, would you go
through the just go through the
proper channels, pay the fucking
tax and fuck whatever man.
It's not a big deal.
I'm not carrying anything.
Oh, we said this on a recorded
show, Yeah.
No, I'm just being.
I'm being 100% honest.
I'm not fucking carrying
anything.
I'm not doing it.
Oh, whatever, Skip, make him
bring me something.
And filter.
Dude, I caught the one guy.
Do you have anything to declare?
I have cigars.
How many have?
I don't know, 40 or 50.
What did you say?
I have two.
I've been waiting all day to
check what.
I'm like, there's samples for me
to smoke and try 40 or 50, Like,
yeah, I'm not selling these,
They're not for sale.
You probably copped an attitude.
No, it's muscle.
I did.
He's like, you got to go report,
you got to go declare those.
I'm like, OK, so so then I go
downstairs.
There's no price tag on.
This.
I go downstairs.
Oh, they're in trouble, OK?
They're pulling fish out of
their fucking.
I mean, food.
You know, it was food.
It was so bad.
Nobody speaks Mandarin.
Yeah, No.
So and they're called.
Me on the phone.
And there was.
One person checking people, they
put an A on the other word.
There, there was.
There was one person checking.
People and I'm looking around
thinking I'm never getting the
fuck out of here.
I am totally fucked, thank God.
Another guy comes and sees the
the, the disaster that's in
front of me, right.
And he's like, come here And I
said, hey, he goes, what do you
got?
Like I got like 50 cigars.
He goes seriously, like, yeah,
he's like, OK, it's like 6
bucks.
I'll give you 20 before you
leave.
You know what?
Thanks.
Man, I appreciate you coming in.
And expediting this for me, he
put 6 bucks in his pocket
because I may miss my.
I may miss my.
Flight cigars from Swing are so
reasonably priced.
Those are delicious cigars.
That's just the tax, dude.
You got to pay the tax.
What kind of time you get
between flights you should have
allowed.
A lot of time you don't get to
pick that personally.
You know.
You can take.
Your You can pick your
connections, you know I fly.
All day get home and like late
as fuck get.
Home like 11-12.
O'clock.
Oh, that's funny.
We got in at 6:00 in the
morning.
Come back and make.
Yeah, well, that's what happens
when you fly front fucking deer.
I don't.
Know what you expect?
All right, we're at an hour and
1 minute.
So how was?
My time right now and it was off
before.
Wait one hour and 1 minute on my
client.
Yeah, it's an hour and 1 minute
and 30.
Seconds I was messing with you
earlier.
Red lighter.
I was messing with you earlier.
Just cranky, Kelly mentioned his
mom.
Yeah, he's cranky.
He brought him, picked him up in
school and brought him in.
All right, I'm shutting this
off.
All right, we gotta go.
This is an episode. 329 The
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Show Notes
On Episode 329 of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast, we dive into the latest headlines from the cigar industry and beyond. We discuss Altadis U.S.A.'s exciting partnership with the Kentucky Derby for the Romeo y Julieta 1875 Run for the Roses. We also cover the legal battle as 14 cities file a lawsuit against Ohio's new tobacco preemption law.
In other news, Jennifer True joins Fratello, and we explore the release of the Arturo Fuente From Dream to Dynasty collection. Fratello also ships its Concealed Carry 18th Amendment line, while Eladio Diaz's Before & After collection begins shipping.
On a more serious note, we discuss a shocking incident in Florida where a woman claims God told her to shoot drivers because of the eclipse, resulting in her arrest on several charges.
And in an exclusive story, we have a live phone interview discussing Arnold's partnership with Espinosa Cigars to create a signature cigar blend.
Tune in for these stories and more, only on the Cigar Hustlers Podcast!