Cigar Hustlers Podcast Episode 338 Lights Camera Action
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So we returned the entire entire
other setup, Yes, everything,
everything before everything
goes and whip back, we took all.
We took the camera, took the
camera, returned it, took the
lens, took the lens, returned
it, took the mounting bracket.
Returned it, everything got
returned.
And then we bought this one.
We.
Bought new stuff it.
Looks like new stuff double.
We we have more stuff for the
same price now.
We know more stuff that we don't
know how to use and now we've
linked, well, we've tried to
link this thing into the board
and then we actually got.
We got it to record, but it
records with all the
measurements.
It records in a.
Studio Studio setting for
editing.
We have no idea what the fuck
is.
Going on no, no.
We have no idea what's going on,
but we're just going to keep
pressing forward until we figure
it out.
Yeah, three hours ago.
You wait, you need the software.
What?
I thought we hooked the camera
to the thing and the thing
records through the filter, the
filter into the other thing.
The middle of last week I said,
have you check out this video?
I watched the video, I thought
it was a video on equipment and
only now I rewatched the last.
4.
Or 7 minutes of it and they
mentioned three different
software and they said they use
OBS.
OBS is the best.
We use OBS so OBS is free.
Makes perfectly good sense to
me.
We're going to use OBS.
It's the best.
It's the best.
It's the.
Best one, we don't fucking use
it, but.
We don't know how to use it,
don't how to use it.
Be the best.
One, I was happy we got it to
come up on the screen, you know,
you know that's half the trouble
I.
Just wish that we could get
fucking Jerome to respond like
I've sent him Facebook messages
and stuff.
Jerome Berry, yeah.
'Cause he was sent selling one
of these ATM 10 mini boards on
Facebook.
Maybe he was selling 'cause he
couldn't get it to where it came
there.
Do you think so we could be this
that way to post it?
That guy is way more advanced.
When?
Oh, certainly is.
He's a photographer by trade.
Yeah, so I got a feeling that he
just upgraded to something else.
Oh, I know.
Is your Jenna to Albury John?
I might have his phone number.
Doesn't he do all this stuff for
Espinosa?
Look, this isn't even the
fucking lens that I bought.
Jack has his.
Jack has his number.
This isn't even the lens that I
bought cause the when we plug
the lens in.
It was it just.
Shut the table.
It was zoomed in on the board.
Lovely shot of the board and I
couldn't.
Zoom it out.
It's for bird watching.
It's this fucking ridiculously
expensive lens.
Look, apparently we don't need
it.
Can't wait to see the shutter of
the hummingbird's wings.
We totally need it.
Apparently.
Not.
There's got to be a way to fix
it, I'll tell you what.
Yes, we go back to the four
cameras we have now in the other
room where I shoot a beautiful
show on the Wednesdays.
No.
Yes, somebody clicked.
My audio was off for a minute.
Mine wasn't still recording.
That Button's still red.
Yeah, it's red.
So far so good.
Everything's red.
Yeah.
Start putting stuff together
over there, Phil.
Just read and read instructions
and things well help with the
the instructions that came with
the mini pro boards 2055 pages
long all.
Right.
It's job security, Phil.
Just dial in and get it all
squared away.
Don't tell us how you did it
either.
Say I don't know, but it's
working.
Here's here's your screens.
Here's your here's your lens
working.
I think once we make it work, we
will never know, it'll just be
working.
It'll be one of those things.
Don't touch nothing.
You broke it.
That was your Father's Day,
Michael.
Do you have a lovely Father's
Day all?
Right.
Good.
Good for you.
Did you get presents?
I had a lovely Father's Day, I
did.
Good for you.
I didn't want presents.
You never want presents.
I got a new Hero 12 for
recording the sports.
Oh, that's the the little that
that.
I brought it in here to see if
we could link him up to the
board.
We don't know how the board.
Works until, yeah, we don't have
because like, hey, well, maybe
we could just throw.
I have now I have two heroes,
'cause my other one's a little
hulky.
I was like, hey, what if we plug
them in and that worked and then
then we're back at cause those
are 4K and then we're back at 3
camera quality for the time
being and work to figure things
out until we upgrade to the
next.
I think we see, click it.
I think we have surpassed our
abilities with equipment.
Well, we're going to keep going.
I'm not going to quit.
If you want to quit and pack it
in, go ahead.
I'm.
Not quitting and packing.
I like the other cameras.
We need, we need better quality
video.
I don't think better quality
video is going to get us more
listeners.
I don't care if it does or if it
doesn't.
Well, that was what the
discussion was.
What is better quality going to
get us that we don't?
Do better video quality will
help you on on all of it, on all
your platforms, social media
platforms, your Instagram
platforms, all of that.
But I'm going to tell you right
now, it bothers me.
That's the main reason it
bothers me.
It looks like shit.
It doesn't look like shit.
It doesn't look good enough for
me.
It's never gonna look it up for
you.
We're gonna we're gonna be what?
Paramount in here soon enough,
Have we?
Think we got that kind of money
in time?
We never had, we never have that
kind of, we got that kind of.
Time we never.
Have that kind of money and what
is that Yeah, what does that
stop this like Oh no money from.
Money's not stopping.
Your brother keeps asking me for
the rent.
I'm like, no wait.
What rent?
Who is?
This rent I gotta go talk to my
partner.
I have to leave.
So you got a new camera, huh?
That's good.
Yeah, and Father's Day was super
chill.
He's got the lens in one hand,
he's Googling with the other.
Father's Day was super chill.
Hung out with the the squad.
We played little football,
little basketball, little
Fortnite.
Full day.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Got caught up, watched House of
Dragons.
Oh.
That's right.
It was on last night that
dropped.
Yeah, I didn't make it up that
late.
Yeah, it was good.
Was it good?
It was all right.
Yeah.
Look, I gotta be honest, the
video, the show content, the TV
show content has been so shitty
lately.
Well, that anything that's quasi
decent.
Anything that's new, it's rerun
season.
Just bring me something and this
is OK.
Mayor of Kingstown's back on
too.
So that's been helpful.
Oh, that's a great show.
It is a great.
Show I don't think I saw season
2.
I watched season one but I
wasn't too excited.
It's up to like it's, it's up to
what, Season 7?
Is it 7?
I thought it.
Was three.
Yeah, it's season three.
Is it?
Yeah, he hates doing it.
This might be the last one.
He hates doing it.
He.
Hates doing it I he's.
A good actor.
He is a good actor, but he hates
doing it.
But he hated being the Hawkeye.
Yeah, hated being Hawkeye until
the last movie.
I hated it.
Well, the what the Was it the
first or second where he was
hypnotized for the entire thing?
What?
No.
Yeah, Loki touched him with the
the the Staff of Death or
whatever and had him killing his
own people or something.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't remember that.
Oh yeah, so he hated the 2nd
movie, but by the third movie he
was begging.
Well, listen, you can't.
He's a Moody.
Guys what?
What do you do?
Are you going to do another?
What was it called?
The town hurt Locker.
The town, too.
You died.
Oh, we could do Hurt Locker.
He didn't blow up.
He was in Hurt Locker.
He was the guy.
He was the guy, yeah, Hurt
Locker.
Two hurt Locker 2 I didn't blow
up, I didn't blow up.
I don't know, man.
I love the guy and when I when I
see that he's on, I'm like, oh
shit, I want to watch the show.
Yeah.
Since he almost died, maybe his
priorities have changed.
But don't be a miserable fuck
about things.
I don't want to.
Is that from the show?
No, I'm just saying I don't want
to do.
It how you doing a line for?
Sure, you're going to fucking do
it.
We need you.
Get up there, damn it.
So how was your father's?
Day, my Father's Day, is for the
Patriot.
Oh.
But we're not doing that today.
Well, we can now.
Maybe.
We definitely can't do that now,
OK.
It was over an hour and a half.
Of Oh it's right, 345.
Of unfucking what we had done to
just get it so that it's just
recording right?
And who knows what file format
that it's going to be on.
That's going to be, it's going
to be interesting.
Oh it should be regular video
format.
I would have regular MP4.
It's not going to be move move
the move code.
That's not the MVK the move.
That's how things work, and I
got this badass lens that we
can't even use right now.
It's the he's enjoying holding
it.
That thing is, that's like one
of the I'm.
Just happy you didn't get mad
and throw it down.
This is expensive when?
I throw it down.
'Cause you get angry and throw
things.
No, I'd throw you down.
You didn't do it on Friday.
This would not.
Nothing I would have done Friday
would have stopped any of this
unless I spent the night here
and didn't go back home till
Sunday night.
Well, now you know the
parameters what it's going to
take.
No.
So no, we need to.
We got to these blue couches.
We need, yeah, push them
together, make a nice little
bed.
We need to hire an intern.
An intern.
An intern that knows what
they're doing.
A college intern.
A college intern that knows
electronics.
Hey, our things don't work.
Yeah, you know who knows how to
work all this stuff?
There's got to be a guy.
And now we have.
So we went.
We went to no lights.
To multiple lights, yeah.
It's got to be darker, darker.
Everything got to be darker.
So we went darker.
We turned off all the lights.
We have 4 different kinds of
lights because we need the
special, special colors, special
types of things, whatever.
And then we need the dimmers and
the ceiling.
We need dimmers that's darker
and darker and now we're going
to like brighter.
It's gotta be.
Brighter, brighter lights.
Better bring all the lights back
that we used all the way.
Turn them all up.
We're.
Working on things, man.
We're working on things.
Keep things fun.
You know what?
Yeah, it's Mike.
I'm like.
I think I got a connect at full
sail.
Do you?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Get us somebody.
I think I can do that.
What do you know, Full Sail?
Somebody's tied into the school
with my kids.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, Brittany's going to have
to make the call.
Reach outreach out to the
people.
If you have a full sail and you
need intern hours, we will sign
any paperwork you want.
Come here, smoke cigars Monday
afternoons.
Make this work.
We have no idea how to use the
camera.
That's right.
And it's a lovely camera, right?
More to come.
The the best equipment money can
buy.
We have laptops, we have lenses,
cameras, microphones.
So what happened?
The Father's Day, like the
swinging thing, went sideways.
Or the wines.
We don't swing the neighbors
over.
No, we don't swing.
No, no, come on.
No.
The boys are older.
They all don't have lives going
on and stuff.
Just, you know, And Adrian got a
migraine halfway through the
day.
You got some details about
something?
Well, I don't want to spill all
the dirt on your regular you're.
Holding out?
No.
No, my wife tried.
She tried.
She did the best she could, but
I don't want to.
But there was just things that
are more for a a limited
audience than somebody that she
knows might watch this.
And I don't want to hurt her
feelings at all because she
really tried.
She did.
All right.
So I filled in Greg this
morning.
He just laughed his ass.
I mean.
You have an ashtray.
Are there you have a lot of
requirements for Father's Day?
No, like my, like my
requirements for Father's Day,
just like, hey, I just want to
sit here and fucking relax.
I don't have requirements like
that's what's important to me.
Like I just want to be around
everybody, like, and when I say
everybody, I mean like my wife
and.
Kids.
Well, after she got her
migraine, I spent half the day
was just me.
Got it.
I went out and finished mowing
the grass and then didn't finish
on Saturday.
And you don't like that?
I was planning not to do that on
Father's Day.
Did 3 loads of laundry, cooked
myself dinner.
Oh, you could've called me.
You could've came over.
Nah, that probably been worse.
Yeah, yeah, you over in my
house.
Don't make me do it all here
because I don't want to hurt her
feelings if she listens to us.
She's on summer vacation now,
who knows if she hears this or
not.
She did the best she could.
We had we had a ton of
cheeseburgers leftover and stuff
corn dogs and he cooked in the
micro we had hot.
Dogs leftover you could have
come hang out well kind of corn
so.
I don't know.
All these.
So let me tell you, we did
invite Nick and Mika over, yes,
First 'cause it was the first
Father's Day thing or whatever,
and we kind of botched Mother's
Day, so we wanted to get her
like a nice bracelet for
Mother's Day, you know, kind of
signifies.
So we want to give it to her.
They almost didn't show.
Oh yeah, yeah, a little in
there.
So.
You were getting her something
for Father's Day.
Well.
We got her something for
Mother's Day.
On Mother's Day.
Well, it's like, hey, let this
is how this plays out, OK?
It's Nick's first Father's Day.
Should we get him something?
Yeah, sure.
What the fuck?
Let's get him a little
something.
Right, you don't have to get him
anything.
That's all above and beyond.
Yeah, but like, you know,
whatever, you know, like I'm not
talking about, you know, Yeah.
You didn't get him a car.
Not going fucking nuts, you
know, just get him something.
And it's like, you know, we
didn't really do anything for
Mika, right?
Like we just got in, it looks
shitty 'cause, you know.
Well, well, that's not the case.
It's just that I think that the
person who considers all of that
is normally Britney and let's
say, and it's also kind of
Britney's day and when it comes
to mother's.
Day.
Certainly.
So, you know, just this one time
where she's a mom for the first
time, you would have wanted to
signify that for sure.
So we went and got her like one
of those little Pandora
bracelets or whatever, and it's
a cool looking bracelet.
Nick's not a fan.
I guess he was a little bit in
his cups and he's like, Oh,
well, you know, Pandora's kind
of weak, but we just got him.
He downplayed the gift that you
got.
He didn't realize baby Mama.
Was in his cups so he didn't
realize it.
Like, all right dude, whatever.
So I had actually brought home 2
padrone 50th Toro Maduros,
right?
He wasted a padrone 50th on.
Me, I was gonna give him one of
them.
I was gonna give him one of
them, right.
So we that.
Was gonna be his gift.
Until until he downplayed the
Pandora.
No, we bought him a hat.
We just bought him Orlando Magic
hat.
OK, nice.
Nothing crazy, right?
He's he's been a big fan as of
late.
We hung out at Miller's Ale
House a few months ago.
I was like, do you like my Magic
hat?
And I said that is the worst
fucking hat I have ever fucking
seen, 'cause it was one of the
vintage original ones that he
got on Etsy with fucking lice or
whatever.
It was just, it was so bad, so.
Stuff and Etsy's not new.
I thought it was.
I thought it was stuff people
made.
So no, they sell you shit too.
So he's like, do you like my
hat?
And I was like, no, it's
vintage.
I was like, that's a terrible
hat.
And he goes, oh, why would you
say that?
I go why the fuck would you ask
me?
Don't.
Ask me questions you don't want.
To do you think I'm going to
fucking you think I'm going to
lie to you?
I'm going to tell you exactly
what I think you know.
No, it's a terrible looking hat.
You look borderline homeless
with that hat on.
Oh, So what did I do?
So what I do?
I fixed the hat problem.
Right.
Yeah, he.
Got him a hat, seems like a nice
gift.
Yeah, so I went in.
I took boys like the hat.
No, no, he's like, well, you
love the hat.
He's very excited about the hat
he bashed, the Pandora bracelet,
the whole thing that cost me
fucking 5X.
You.
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't interject.
Did you keep going?
Sorry, I'm trying to follow.
Sorry.
You gave her the Mother's Day
present on Father's Day.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right, Yeah, All right.
So.
So we're hanging out and I'm
like, hey, you want to go smoke
a cigar?
And he's like.
I didn't bring one, no.
No, he just got kind of poopy
about it.
Oh, I was like, Oh well.
Maybe like you.
Know, I had like one or two
what, so I can have like one or
two puffs.
I'm like, all right, well, the
50th's out instantly in my right
exactly.
Like Nope, that's not happening.
I'm like, I got some I, you
know, like I got a bunch of
Bostoni stuff over here, you
know, like, oh, but you're not.
Delicious quorum over here.
But he doesn't like, he's not a
fan of the Connecticut.
So I'm like, you know, we can do
the Neanderthal too, or we got
the Brawl leaf, the, you know,
whatever, whatever you want.
And he's like, all right, so I
went outside and smoked the post
on to Justice, right?
I'll say the 50th for later.
And then he's like, hey, what's
this cigar?
And he picks it up, 'cause it's
on the counter.
I go, you can't have that 50.
Yeah, yeah, I said.
You can't have.
Or maybe this guys weasel game
is good.
No, he's like, this looks good,
but I could take two draws out
of this.
Like the fuck you can't draw?
Two draws.
You know that thing 'cause it's.
Gonna blunt man, what's wrong
with you?
If you wanted to sit down and
two with me, you could have had
that cigar.
You already fucked that up.
Right, go put your head on and
sit outside.
Yeah, no, go fucking stay
inside.
Fucking whatever.
Yeah, you can vape in there.
Yeah, there's no vaping in my
life.
I got you this lovely vape.
Take two draws on that it's.
Like tutti frutti.
So there are a couple people at
the gym that I've always
threatened to bring cigars to,
right?
And on Thursday I said, you know
what, I'm gonna bring a fucking
bundle.
I brought a bundle of Posana
Connecticut's and put them in
two packs.
And I just handed them out to a
bunch of dads at the gym, like
guys that are friends of mine.
Here you go, Happy Father's Day.
Here you go, Happy Father's Day.
So that was pretty badass.
Yeah, that is nice, Yeah.
And it was pretty well received,
you know, a couple guys, like, I
don't even know their names, but
I see them all the time, like
here, dude, Happy Father's Day,
you know?
So Nick gotten either one of
those things he got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he poo pooed
the whole thing, Yeah.
Can't poo poo.
Thing.
Oh, he got a hat.
Sure, he got a hat.
He's.
Got a He's got a lovely hat.
You fine.
At least you know next Father's
Day he does not like cigars.
So.
Oh no, they already knew that.
Next Father's Day won't even
bother.
All right.
Second.
Next.
Year I didn't want anybody I
wanted to be alone right like I
just want to hang out with the
family and stuff I'm like well
they're family right so bring
them right you know like you can
Nick and I we can be men right
we can be men on the patio we
will be dads welcome to being a
dad he hasn't quite grasped that
concept so we're just.
Going to He's new, so we're just
going.
We're just going to go ahead and
like, you know, fuck that guy.
You know, I'm like, whatever.
He's new and it was a surprise.
He's still getting used to it.
Catch you on Mother's Day, Nick,
when we see Mika.
Other than that, I never want to
see you again.
So we'll see.
We're on podcast this Saturday.
We are, we are.
Cigar jukebox.
I keep forgetting about this.
There's a lot of rules.
Apparently to the how it's
working or.
Something, well, you gotta.
I sent you that e-mail.
Yeah, he sent it to me too, I
think.
Oh, did he?
I.
Didn't I?
Didn't know if you were covered.
I got it twice.
I appreciate that.
So when you guys go on shows,
they give you rules.
No, Well, it's.
Like a game or something?
Well.
What you have it talks about, so
I picked the song, right?
And you're supposed to listen to
the song, and then something
from that song is supposed to
bring it to another song like,
oh, I wanna listen to this now.
And you do that seven times and
you have that list of the songs.
To go back and read the thing.
Yeah.
You didn't read it.
No, I know.
It's kind of.
It's kind of like all the other
all this bullshit that we that
we have.
Here I saw it, but I'll go back
to you.
Later.
Hey Palmer, here's all of this
stuff.
Let me know what wires we need
if there's anything messing, OK?
And here it's OK, no problem.
Fucking I'm not reading any
shit.
This bug is thick.
It's 2000 pages.
I'm not even watching that
YouTube episode.
I watch it, I just didn't know
there was stuff at the end.
For you didn't watch the whole.
Thing I watched the pretty girl
talk and then I got and then she
stopped talking and I stopped
watching.
Oh my God, I didn't know the
weird guy the hippie was going
to start talking.
Yeah, yeah, he's the back end of
things.
Well, actually he he recommends
you have another person, which
we have.
We do have another.
Person.
He's not any further along than
either of us, though.
He.
The third person to run all
these things.
He put the camera or the lens
down.
At least he was Googling things.
Right, He was trying.
So what's the name of the
podcast?
We said we're out with Cigar
Jukebox.
Cigar Jukebox?
Yeah.
Dave Burke.
Dave Burke.
Is Coop gonna be on too?
I think so.
I should probably lay off of him
for a couple.
Days.
Wow, I lay off him.
He hates what was it he hates
on?
He hates Facebook stories.
Oh, he's angry at Facebook
stories.
Complete waste of time really
right?
Well, how does it help you if it
goes away?
Do you want something out in the
ether forever?
Right, I said this.
What do you do?
Use little clips.
Stories.
Stories are only good for like
30 days aren't they?
Yeah, that's his problem.
They go away.
Here's what I like about
stories.
Here's what I like about
stories.
I like to repost on my stories.
People that are smoking Pusania.
Right.
Yeah, that's why we usually do
with it, right?
When people tag or whatever, or
they're listening to the podcast
or whatever, I'll always, I
like, I like to promote people,
right, You know?
People don't tag him and stuff.
That's probably why he's angry,
yeah.
What?
Couldn't be someone says I'm
listening to coop.
You guys fucking amazing.
I'd be like repost bitch.
So stories in reels are
different.
Reels are this.
Guy likes permanent coupe.
Yeah, reels are.
More permanent I guess.
Yeah, they're out in the world
forever.
Forever.
Yeah, don't you?
That's why they gotta look good.
Right.
Because they look bad.
The guy's been nuts.
Yeah, OK, Everything drives you
nuts if it doesn't look very
good.
I'm a perfectionist man.
I don't want things to be
fighting.
There's a rusty fan been up
there behind the counter in the
the shop for two weeks now.
What type of rusty fan?
The rusty fan you brought in
when Greg flooded the floor with
the.
Pictures.
So does that make me a
perfectionist or not?
Because it should be gone, it
looks.
Terrible.
You want it gone?
Well, yeah, it looks bad.
I'll get rid of it today for
you, OK?
No, no, I'm I, But I do
appreciate you washing the
towels and bringing.
It back you got to understand
that there's a there's a whole
packing order of like what you
want as far as things perfect,
right?
And where that fan is, is not
even on the fucking scale.
Well, I it, you know, because
you were saying you're a
perfectionist.
If somebody said hey, like this
fan's got to go or like, hey, do
you mind taking the fan home?
I had to throw in the fan in the
car a long time ago.
I'm moving downstairs.
But instead I'm running and
fucking gunning.
So help me help you Michael.
Hey man, fan this.
Fan I should give him another
fan's mine.
Problem this fan.
Hey, do you mind bringing this
home?
Sure, put it in the car.
Did you say hey, the fucking
clothes need to be washed?
Did I take care of the clothes?
It took a week and 1/2.
It did take a week and a half,
right, but I got there.
Right.
I saw they're upstairs, or at
least I saw the bag.
All clean, good for you.
I didn't told them.
I noticed that, yeah.
So somebody can do that.
Yeah, that's what the money's
for, right?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Did you just throw the bag in
the wash?
No.
'Cause you can kind of do that
with, yeah.
I'm sure you can, but I know you
want it to move around a little
bit.
Yeah, all those things are so
stained and nasty anyway.
Fucking pour a ton of bleach in
there, did you?
Yeah, my entire house was
sneezing.
Catching the bleach everywhere.
Oh nice.
So yeah.
So we want to do a Phil's Fun
Facts.
We have one.
He's been awful quiet.
Well, he's got no camera and.
We're no longer staring at him.
It's kind of awkward looking
back and forth at you guys.
It's like looking back and forth
at a mom and dad.
Like a now is.
It any different than before
'cause you didn't watch the
screen over there?
We're like, I would watch the
screen.
We're like a facially production
company right now.
Really weird.
We just don't know how to
operate it.
Yeah, I.
Don't know what I'm saying.
Yeah, if I say we don't know
what.
The fuck I'm talking about.
We're using the lens that I
don't even want.
It's so far away, I can't read
everything.
All right.
There it is.
I see it now.
An inch movement.
Well, hit, that's all it takes.
Hit the Phil's fun fax button,
buddy I.
Didn't know we were ready.
Are you still going to shoot us?
It is.
Welcome to Cigar Hustlers
podcast feature Phil's fun
facts.
Hello, peoples, peoples,
peoples.
All right, did you know that
Florida is home to the smallest
post office in the United
States?
And.
Christmas cigar Fun facts.
Last week's was we made that up,
so now we're going to Florida
Fun Facts.
I like to close did.
Somebody call you out on the
makeup one.
No, nobody called me out.
Oh, OK, good.
I'm just tired of making stuff
up.
Well, nobody listen to this
show.
It's located, you know where
it's located in Christmas.
No.
Nope, you're never going to
guess.
I want to hear you pronounce it.
'Cause this isn't the place.
Yes, it is.
This is a real place.
That's legit.
Ocho P.
Ocho Pi hear your phone ringing?
Not mine, maybe yours.
Ocho P.
Florida's.
Ocho P.
Must be an Indian name.
Ocho Pee.
Ocho pee.
Ocho Pee.
Is it 2 ES?
I don't.
Know.
Is it Ochobee?
It's not Okeechobee.
Ocho Pee.
Ocho Pee.
I don't know Seminole Indian
thing probably.
The tiny most The tiny post
office measures just 61 square
feet and was originally a
storage shed for irrigation
pipes.
So here's what happened.
It's small.
So here's what happened, right?
Somebody pissed off somebody in
the post office system.
I'm like, Chris was just fucking
up.
I'm going to show you, you know
what, dude?
Not a problem.
You're going to run the office.
And he's like, yeah, you're
right.
I'm going to fuck you,
Postmaster General.
Yeah.
I'm going to fucking yeah.
I'm going to crush this, he
goes.
No problem.
Let me bring you your office
like boop.
Boop.
That's where the sprinkler
system runs out of.
This is where you're going to
die.
You're in charge.
It's like those head people at
at condo HOA departments that
just sit in this little fucking.
I remember I had one when I
lived in a condo when I was
younger.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
She was like Jabba the Hutt
downstairs.
She sat there.
She didn't fucking move.
Why did she have to have an
office for watch people coming
and going?
For snacks, I don't know, to
yell at people.
Oh, couldn't do that from her
condo.
No, she came out and like yelled
at me in the pool a bunch of
times.
Oh, put your pants on.
Yeah, the whole pants.
Thing, right.
So you couldn't bring.
You couldn't bring.
Floaties in the pool.
No drink What?
I can't.
Yeah.
I was 20 years old that was
irate and like there's no one in
the pool.
Oh, not not kids.
Floaties.
You mean like a floating toy?
Yeah, somebody.
Went and told on me and then she
had to get up.
You know what?
Fuck I'm like, fuck you.
I can't.
Remember.
Evict me, evict me.
I'm floating in the pool at my
fucking.
You own the condo.
Didn't you say she can't evict
you?
You.
Can't do that.
Oh yeah, HOA has the ability to
remove you from the.
Do they really?
Yeah.
Good luck though.
Right.
I mean.
It's gonna take me 20 years or
so.
Yeah, can your neighborhood HOA
make kick you out of your house?
Really.
Better be careful, Palmer.
They can.
No, I I don't own the house if I
I think they can, my
neighborhood loves me.
I believe they can.
Oh, I know they can put a lien
on your house.
I know they can make you move.
Yeah, no.
HOA where I'm at.
Let's go baby.
Well, yeah, your house is the
sticks out from all the other, I
mean.
For the record, I would have
failed HOA, sure bajillion
times, right?
Even right now, I'd currently
fail.
Oh yeah, what's the update on
the House The.
HOA aesthetics?
Well, they're supposed to paint
tomorrow.
And the interior.
Oh, so all the drywalls back up,
all the drywalls back up, air
conditioners are working?
Air conditioners are working.
Roof doesn't leak when it rains.
Roof doesn't leak when it rains.
Oh, there you go.
I'd stop.
Windows are gone.
What?
No windows.
I removed 3 windows, yeah.
Oh the I heard about that with
the because they were blocked by
the roof or something.
Yeah, they were half covered by
the roof, I said.
Just remove the fucking windows.
That make that room darker.
A little bit.
Did you master bedroom?
Master bedroom What is?
That where the windows are.
Well, if it's your bedroom, who
cares if it's?
Darker, you see, it's your
family.
Oh, the ones there in the front.
Yeah, the top three windows the.
Little squarey ones, yeah, yeah,
the.
Rectangular ones, I didn't think
it was the big ones like the big
windows.
We just took them all out.
I went up there looking over
things.
I go, there's no way that's the
code.
And they're like, oh, well,
we'll see.
I'm like, OK, I'm gonna tell you
right now those windows aren't
to code.
So sure as shit they're not to
code.
Like, what do you want to do?
We can get smaller windows.
I'm like or or we can deal with
the the more affordable route
here.
Oh, 'cause it's just you, they
have to pay.
Well, no, they, I mean it's
they're coming out of their
pocket.
I guess just seal them the fuck
off.
I would like bigger windows and.
I'm sure they would have had
push back if I said, hey, let's
do Windows.
I'm like, yeah, well, that's.
Not we're not required to do
skylight.
Now.
Now, did you fix the roof?
I'd like a skylight.
And a pool.
And a pool.
You really want to put a second
story on this bench?
Yeah, please start building.
All right, Well, we got some
news.
Oh, we do.
From the forecourt of the
recording, all the cigar
industry news you could possibly
need the Cigar Hustler podcast
report with Mike too.
Hoostani, Connecticut, Corona,
Gordon Postani.
You said Postani.
No I didn't.
I never say Postani.
Is that postania?
It's close.
It sounds like you had a little
E in it.
Maybe it does have an E in it on
the end.
Last year, Postania released a
third regular production line,
the Postania Connecticut, which
also happened to be the first
new regular production line in
the company that the company has
released since it's debuted in
2015.
Was that really the year it
started?
Yeah, that makes sense with his
Broadleaf and Habano lines.
The new Connecticut line
launched with only four sizes,
while the Broadleaf and Habano
lines are sold in five sizes.
Let me skip that one size I
guess.
I did.
Apparently meaning it was
missing Wimbatola.
Oh, no, they're getting they're
getting the leaves into it.
Yeah, they're.
Just waiting for you to get
there.
In April, the company remedied
that situation by shipping the
Connecticut Corona Gorda Justice
A 5 1/2 by 46 with an MSRP of
$13.50 per cigar and 21 count
boxes.
As with the rest of the line,
the Corona Gorda is made with
Ecuadorian Connecticut seed
wrapper covering a Pennsylvania
broadly binder and filler.
Tobacco was grown to Nicaragua.
Delicious.
So anyway, you got a 91.
Oh, just that was it.
It's the longest.
It did.
It got a 91.
You got a 91 and it was can't
think of his name who did it,
Not Charlie, the other.
Guy Brooks, Brooks.
It was Brooks.
Brooks.
Brooks.
Wow, really?
Because wasn't he the guy last
time that?
You you didn't get such as good
a rating, but it was a cigar
skit made so it wasn't oh.
You SPC.
Yeah, the SPC.
It got a 88.
Yeah, right.
That's because Kip blended him,
man, right?
What the fuck you want me to do?
You know what I mean?
Like he's out there.
He's running the.
Streets, he's trying you.
Know claims he's a master
blender.
But you got a 91 he.
Got a 91, he got a 88.
I don't.
Know what to tell you, Uncle
Skip?
Sorry dude.
I sent him a nice Happy Father's
Day text message.
Did you?
Yeah, he answered back.
That was nice.
Did he say Tom Bien?
See what?
Tom Bien?
No.
He didn't say Tom Bien, he said
you too, brother.
Oh, you got another text
message.
I got Tom Bien.
My phone's ringing.
I don't know where it is.
It's got to be upstairs.
Yeah, so now you have 3 / 90 and
half will.
Yeah, man.
Oh, look at I think I do.
I think you're right.
Because yeah, the war bearer,
the posonic Connecticut
Perfecto, the Posonic
Connecticut Corona Gorda, right?
And the ESP CS clocking around,
you know, high 80s.
That's no slouch.
No, it's still good.
Look, man, I'm not gonna lie,
this one felt really fucking
good.
Normally I'm just like, all
right, cool, yeah, all right.
But to get that 91 and to see
the kind of statement and to see
like how well received it was
the the text that I got from
people and the messages, it's
pretty bad ass.
So now it's kind of like, 'cause
before I remember you were like,
oh, you know, I don't really
care when the War Bearer came
out, but now you're kind of
like, I don't.
Know I yeah I don't know if I
felt really good about this one
just because it's got my kids
name on it it's a little like it
was and I blended.
It more personal.
Yeah, and I blended it 10
fucking years ago, you know?
You didn't change it at all.
No, there you go.
No, but that's a testament to
the factory, man.
The, you know, the having the
formula there and then making
sure the shit's done right, You
know, it really is.
They're lucky to be doing work
with him.
I am.
Yep.
All right.
Crown Heads releases or sorry
announces?
Crown Head announces 2 Las
Calaveras releases for 2024.
Exclusively for Caribbean cigars
or no?
No, I, I don't, I don't think
it.
Is no, it's not OK.
He's still putting on videos,
yeah.
He's got to comb his hair or
something though.
Well, he wore a hat and 1:00.
Oh, he did, Yeah.
That would have been a better
approach.
Right, cover something up.
Like, you gotta put it together,
Alan.
You can't.
You can't look like the
disheveled multimillionaire
attorney that you are, you know?
Can't look homeless.
Yeah, well.
Maybe that's a part of the video
'cause he is disheveled you.
Know, I mean, he's maybe it's
what, yeah, maybe that's what
he's.
Going for.
Going for that look, he should
be.
Doing like his image in front of
his fucking.
He's got a he's got a lawyer
suits or something He's got AT
Rex.
I think he's got a Hellcat.
Like, you know, this is my
Hellcat and I'm done with these
brands and they don't talk to me
and they lie to me every video.
Starts.
He breaks it down.
I love that.
Yeah, when a company lies to you
and does not do what they're
going to say, this is what you
do.
So no answer yet to that.
Oh.
They're not going to answer
anything.
They're probably locked down and
nobody talks to him now.
I think that's stupid.
Yeah, why wouldn't you answer?
Hey man, stop putting out these
videos.
Let's talk.
No, I just think that's stupid.
I think they said let's talk and
he went fuck you.
No, he tell us that he well,
that was oh, first of all, a lot
of stuff is Patreon stuff, so
let's not get away too much of
it.
I got you.
But I will tell you that, you
know, I think that if they tried
to come correct, Allen's a
reasonable guy.
Thought they did try to connect
or correct and he said no.
He said.
We'll see see how that goes.
Allen's a reason he OK he's an
asshole, but he's a reasonable
guy.
He's a reasonable one of the.
He's one of the coolest
motherfucking retailers in this
industry.
I love them to pieces.
If I'm going to Miami, I'm
saying, all right, I'm gonna go
hang out in the Caribbean,
right?
Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.
Else we end up there eventually,
yeah, at some point.
Hey man, like you know he's.
Asking for a little respect.
Hey, we're in Fort.
We're in Fort Lauderdale.
I'm about an hour away from you.
Are you gonna be at the shop?
Because I'm just gonna blow past
everybody else and come hang out
with you guys.
Because you're awesome, right?
Right.
Is Jack and Hector gonna be
there?
So yeah.
So solidarity.
You want to just skip the crown
heads?
No.
No.
No, we'll get a phone call.
Oh, man, you know what?
Look, I like John.
John Huber.
I like.
I love Miguel.
Miguel is.
Yeah, well, that that's the one
guy that.
He's one of the greatest guys in
this industry.
That's the shingles guy.
That's yeah, Mr. Shingles.
Yeah.
He really is, I mean.
Yeah, he's very nice.
Absolutely amazing, dude.
So no, but I like, I wish that
they would have figured that
out.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know where the,
the, the funny part about these
businesses, a lot of these these
these manufacturers or brand
owners or even retail shops is
like, there's this shit that
gets lost in this
communications.
Like things don't go the way
they go.
That's why we do our meetings
every week.
Hey, what the What did we fuck
up?
Right.
Yeah.
What's happened since last week?
Yeah, like how do we fix it?
You know, like, how do I make
your life better?
Tell me so I can fix it, you
know?
Help me help you.
Like, ah, well, here.
Hey, look, fuck this one up, OK?
How do I fix it?
Right?
Like I what what do we go about
to make it better?
I don't know.
I don't understand how I don't.
What?
How you would know?
How I'm not paid a exorbitant
amount of money from one of
these manufacturers or brands or
companies just to run their
shit.
Just to run their.
Hey man, just straighten us.
Can't afford you.
Just get us straighten,
straighten out.
I'm like, Oh yeah, no problem.
You can do that.
That's a consulting firm.
Yeah, I could totally.
You started consulting me.
I just need to do that.
Just forget all this.
There's.
Absolutely no consulting firms,
right?
Now at this point I'm just
pelting not.
Cigar, Yeah, Is there.
We're just consistently pelting
high 90s for our cigars.
You know, we're crushing that.
I mean, it's not like retailers
are still banging down the doors
'cause you still got to go knock
on there.
You still gotta make em buy
stuff.
Please, my scar's a great look.
Have a look.
Everybody says that guys, these
orders.
Are well, I just don't have the
shell space.
Like, oh, OK, great.
Oh God.
You call it the COA.
The KOA.
The KOA.
The Consulting of America.
PCA hired consulting PCA hired a
consulting firm last year, Did
they?
Yeah.
Oh, that's much better.
I don't know much better.
The guy who was in charge left.
You wanted more?
Money.
You want more money, Josh?
Well, I know.
You should have and the.
Consulting firm would have said
look, pay him more money.
The consulting firm probably
said, hey, listen, probably not
paying him enough.
And he's like, yeah, see, I.
Told you, I told you.
Like now you're out of here.
Like OK, fuck me.
We should invite Joshua Bersky
to the next event.
Apparently he goes though.
Somebody just invited him.
So he just shows up.
Well, there was a big dinner
event, but you know, well, we
have Lupia.
So I gotta go to to Backology on
Sunday.
This coming Sunday for the day
before that event.
What event are they doing?
That's some kind of family
reunion thing.
Oh yeah, they moved it to
Sunday.
I haven't even booked my plane
ticket.
You should say because Saturday
night you have a.
Podcast, I know.
That's that's 10 hours.
It's.
Gonna be a busy weekend.
Apparently.
Super busy.
I'm in and out though.
I'm flying back the night, same
day.
Sunday night flight back home?
That might be tough to get it.
It's like a 10:00.
Oh, so he's looked.
Red eye.
I took a peek last night.
It's like 2 hours.
I'll be home midnight 12:30.
The average Saturday might be a
little.
Tired is on Saturday, Sunday
'cause I thought he's.
Outside.
Oh yeah, it's Sunday.
Fuck off, a cigar event on a
Sunday?
He kicked us off a Saturday.
He's got like a thing or
something.
Oh, kind of Family reunion,
cigar event.
Yeah, bringing in different
brands that he's friends with.
He's really hurting my feelings.
Why does he hurt your feelings?
You want to.
Call him.
I have his number.
That number I have.
Go ahead.
Oh yeah, it says it's gonna be
it's.
A good little plug.
Yeah, I've seen he's been buying
a lot of Little Debbie's.
Yeah, he has been eating a
Little Debbie.
I've kind of been ramping up my
Little Debbie production as
well.
Consumption.
They got these little moon pie
things with like.
This, I forget what it is, he's.
Zebra Cakes.
No, the Zebra Cake ones are red,
white and blue right now.
Those are pretty dope.
But the they're like, they're
moon Pies, but they're covered
in like a frosting with
sprinkles.
Yes, sound delicious.
They're pretty fantastic.
Special edition or so.
Yeah, I gotta stay away from
them.
I keep buying them though.
You.
Can keep buying.
Them you can be like Brett Fry.
He buys the whole, you know, Ken
Caboodle from whatever store.
Yeah, yeah, He buys all of them
at one time, Yeah.
Including an ashtray.
I think somebody does that to
him.
Oh, they break away, Yeah.
Oh, he's got the Little Debbie
hook up.
He's not coming.
He's not going to answer.
Monday 3:00 Hello.
Oh.
Breaded tobaccology.
We need some Little Debbie pies
right here.
You're the guy.
Yeah.
Buy a box, get a Little Debbie's
free.
Yeah, that's that's how we do
it.
So we thought you might like to
plug your event you're having
this weekend that Michael has to
fly to on Sunday.
We have an event.
Perfect.
I won't be there.
Perfect.
That's all I hear.
That's all you had to say,
buddy.
FaceTime me on Sunday pal 'cause
I won't fucking be there.
Yeah, man, we got the, we call
it the family reunion.
We did it a few years ago with
Roma Craft and figured we'd give
it another shot.
And then incorporate the redhead
stepchild of Romo Craft, which
would be me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's, you know, what are
exactly what our thoughts were.
All right, So we'll have some
fun, you know, outdoor games,
fun activities, real lawn darts,
things like that, shooting bow
and arrows up in the air.
Nice charts.
Do you have charts?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you know it goes.
Like has he, have you, have you
been promoting the event?
Let me ask you that.
Have you been promoting it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's how we do it, baby,
How people know when it's
coming.
Well we got a guy with new
balances and tall white socks to
work the grill be OK.
Oh, he's going to create great
stuff if he's got new balances
and tall socks.
He's a griller.
Yeah, you know it.
You know how it goes.
OK.
And it's going to, it's going to
be the Manassas location.
No Haymarket location, we got
the outdoor area there about
that acre land so we have some
fun.
How far is that from the
airport?
Thank God, he asked.
How far is that from the other
side?
About 35 minutes.
Oh yeah, on Facebook.
The event's up on Facebook.
I tagged the most prestigious
realtor in in Florida.
Oh, you did.
You did my you did my you tagged
my my real estate page.
I did.
I sure did.
You're luxurious luxury the.
Event Yes you're a Co host of
the event.
Oh sponsor, never know what
could have happened.
Oh, you, you tagged Palmer too?
No, I said I would have, but you
never know what could happen
there.
It's like kind of the live wire.
It's a live wire.
Well, we wish you all sorts of
luck there, Brett.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
We'll have fun.
It'd be a good time.
We got the B&B.
It's a group, cigar group up
here.
That was part of the tweet up
when we first brought Romo craft
into the shops.
And that was, I believe, back in
13 when they were doing those
tweet UPS, like went around on
buses and visited several shops.
That's actually where I was
lucky enough to be brought into
the fold, so to speak, as a Roma
cafe guy, and it's kind of gone
from there.
I we got along real well.
And here you Fast forward all
these years later.
Ten years later.
A.
Retail Mecca.
Multiple locations.
Just absolutely crazy.
Little Debbie's.
Coming out of every.
So many Little Debbie's
everybody.
Needs some diabetes for us.
Everybody needs some diabetes.
Delicious.
So we have funny stories that
guy came in from out of town
Baltimore not too far.
He was he comes in and he says
how he sits down because I'm
going to run over to 711 the
mask though, the 711 right next
to it.
And he comes back and he has a a
box of Little Debbie's who said
isn't this my entropy in the
member's house and everybody had
a good laugh.
Yes, Sir, yes it is yes, Sir, it
is.
You get treated the appropriate
level to the snack that you that
you bring so.
There you go.
Yeah.
All right.
Perfect.
I.
Appreciate your voice.
Calling.
Yeah, of course.
Got to give it a plug buddy.
We had this.
Well planned out to do this.
Right towards the end of the
show is a perfect time to do it
right.
Right after the four kicks, the
crown heads announcement so.
And it's at Manassas, Manassas.
It's at Haymarket, no, Yeah, the
it's up.
Oh, it's not a Manassas.
It's not a Manassas.
It's that Haymarket.
I'm sorry, man.
It's.
That Haymarket.
And it's at Haymarket, not
Manassas.
Haymarket.
I'm still going to show the
fucking Manassas.
Where is everybody?
We'll bring you over.
Hey.
Listen, you need to call me too
if I need to pick up or
whatever.
All right.
Oh yeah, I'll figure that out.
I was going to call Roe and see
when he where he was at as well
or just get a rental or
something, I don't know.
OK, yeah, I mean, I know Shawn's
already down there.
He's been doing events up in
Maryland.
So oh, running these streets.
I like it.
Yeah, that's what he does, isn't
he?
All right, go back to golfing.
Hear from you.
Go back to golfing and eating
your.
Little that was this morning.
Charity event this morning.
Charitable man, very charitable
man.
Yes, very giving.
Yeah, I give up my time.
That's my wife, says She goes.
Oh, you're going to work again?
You at the club dangling as I
run out the door?
Yeah, it goes.
It's a tough job, honey.
Somebody's got to do it.
That's it.
Somebody's got to do it so you
don't mind waking up early to go
golf it.
The children need to be fed
honey.
Somebody has to go out and feed
the children.
It goes the way it goes.
All right, boys, all right, all
right.
Later.
Good luck, talk to you later.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
There you go there.
You go.
So it's going to be like a three
legged race, sack races probably
that type of stuff.
Moon pie eating contest.
Pie eating Pie eating contest.
Or onion.
Oh, it's nice.
Yeah.
Don't get the blueberries on
your nose, you'd be the choke.
That's the most details I've got
about this event.
Thank God he called me.
All he's told me is that hey,
it's going to be a family
reunion thing and don't worry,
you'll have a T-shirt.
I'm like, OK, Oh.
Do they have the ring clothes?
What the fuck that means, but
OK.
Don't worry, you'll have a.
Teacher.
I'm going in surgical baby, I'm
flying there, doing the event,
getting the fuck out.
By like 45 minutes bring bring
me a jart and a pie and a
hamburger I got.
Irish exit that's fucking.
Oh, you just get it down there
and you need to rent your own
car.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I can't be beholden to anybody.
I have a secret Uber just
waiting.
Just wait here.
I'll be right back.
Right?
Gotta go.
Wasn't Mikey here?
Yep, there he goes.
Try a Little Debbie's and BBQ.
All right.
Placencia's 100 Alma del Fuego
Oma Tempe Edition Limitada
arrived at stores.
That's a long name.
For the last year, Placencia
Cigars has been hinting that it
had a very limited $100 cigar.
That cigar is now arriving at
stores.
Too late.
It's called the Placencia Oma
del Fuego oma Tempe edicion
limitada.
You hide your chance.
A6 by 54.
Notably, the company says that
this is the first cigar that is
used a wrapper grown in Oma
Tempe, Nicaragua.
Well, many cigars have used the
1st.
Rapper ever.
From OMA Tempe, Placentia said.
Oma Tepe.
Only cigar to use a wrapper from
the island.
Oma Tepe.
OMA Tempe.
Oma Tepe.
OMA Tempe A.
Is there an M in it or no?
Yes, the P is silent.
The M is silent.
No, the P you P.
OMA Tempe.
Oma Tempe, Mr. You said the P
was silent.
It is.
OMA Tempe.
But you're saying with AP?
Oma Tempe?
No, that's the T OMA Tempe.
There's AT in it too.
It's an island located in the in
the lake in the Nicaragua.
It houses two volcanoes.
Yeah.
Concepcione and Maderas.
Yep, which are connected by
small it.
Has a lovely soil.
Lowland area in between the
company named the strand of
tobacco Hoya del Fuego.
Hoya.
Del Hoya del Fuego.
The binder and filler are also
from Nicaragua, though the
company is not named which
parts.
It is from Nicaragua.
Knuckle sandwich chefs chief
chief the chief chief the chief
cheese knuckle sandwich chief
special 2024 now guy fieri now
is wearing a little.
Headdress.
Ohhh, yeah, hey.
I saw pictures from the event in
Orlando.
Yeah, it looked great.
Nice.
Turn out fantastic.
Yeah.
Everybody goes to ABC for their
chief specials.
Yeah.
So close.
They're.
Right over Winter Park, they're
almost.
Here, College Park.
No Winter Park.
No Winter Springs.
Winter garden.
Winter Garden.
It was in Winter Garden.
Yeah, it was in winter.
Garden that's far away, not.
That far?
45 Closer than Miami, Yeah.
It's about an hour.
It's.
Closer than Miami?
Yeah, I mean, it is close to
Miami.
Richie was here.
Eric Guy Fieri Tyler Tyler Jones
was here.
Tyler Jones, the best salesman.
Best salesman in history?
Well, not even the Florida
rebels there, just the.
Alfredo Alfredo.
Alfredo's, they got those
things.
He's not inviting, he doesn't
live up here is.
It good.
I'm not going to make that.
The cigar is a 6 by 54 Toro Oval
shape, the first time that size
has been used for the Chef
Special release is also a
different blend than the
previous Chef Special cigars, a
Connecticut broadleaf wrapper
and a Nicaraguan binder and
filler.
The cigars are produced at AJ
Fernandez, San Latano Factory
and Octal Nicaragua.
The Knuckle Sandwich Chef
Special 2024 has an MSRP of
$16.00 per cigar and Production
Limited 2000 boxes of 10 cigars.
Yeah.
It's not a bad price actually.
It's an Oval shape.
It's.
Actually a really good cigar.
Yes, we're going to we'll we'll
review that on the next Patreon.
OK, You're going to love them.
That was, I'm telling you, that
was it was probably the best
chef special I've had.
Oh nice, that's like the same
size as as his birthday cigar,
the 56.
That was a 6 by 56, yeah.
Oh, what I mean by the Oval
shape.
I thought it was his age.
It was, but I think they did
everything.
It's all the -56 right?
Makes sense?
Let's see.
Court dismisses one part of
Gurkha's year.
The Dragon lawsuit against
Davidoff.
Dismissed.
Dismissed.
No, sorry, gotta find out why.
Oh, please tell.
A federal court judge had
dismissed one part of the
Gurkha's lawsuit against
Davidoff over dragon related
trades.
It because of his racial posts
back in 2020.
No, I had to read the story
three times to figure out why
the reason is so Judge William
Pi cannot even close his name so
long.
Greek game.
Demetrolius.
Demetrolius Demetrolius of the
US.
There's no G in it, but so it
is, yes.
Yeah, it's completely six year.
Court for the Southern District
Florida sided with Davin Off in
its efforts to dismiss Kirka's
request for discretionary relief
on the court of the complaint,
which would have likely resulted
in ruling over whether a pending
year.
The Dragon trademark should be
granted.
Basically, because the person
who sued Davin Off does not own
the trademark, they used the
wrong company.
Oh, technicality.
Technicality.
So the judge said you can't sue
him for using it because you
don't own it.
So who owns it?
Let's see.
I think that he was just arguing
the fact that it says dragon and
I own dragon.
Yes.
It's, you know, it's I bet you
it's the same concept.
I bet you have somebody
challenged Pete Johnson by doing
something that was Halloween
asked and he said, well, I own
Halloween, but but you don't own
this, right?
Like it would probably be
similar in format.
Unless he owns everybody, he
could own everything.
Halloween.
Yeah, but they could just
resubmit.
OK.
The lawsuit is Gurkha Cigar
Company, Inc versus Davidoff
Geneva, USA.
However, the trademark was filed
by Kaizad and Henzoda and
Company, Inc, not the plaintiff,
and the trademark was opposed by
Davidoff, not the defendant.
As such, the judge found that
the issue there wasn't an actual
conflict between the defendant
and the plaintiff as a matter
between the two other entities
because neither one so.
What you're saying is the
attorney fucked the dog is what
you're.
Saying yeah, not only did.
He like, well, you're fucking
fired.
Not only did he use the wrong
company to sue with, he sued the
wrong company.
We.
Don't even know what's going on
here.
Yeah, we, we don't know.
What's going on?
We're we're enraged about the
Year of the Dragon, mad that
it's across the board.
He was he self representative
or?
But.
No, no, He probably paid
somebody.
He probably.
Yeah.
Wow, that guy and that guy got
some.
Money.
Somebody did not check that Guy
said.
I don't know what's going on.
But thank you for the $50,000.
Davenas limited edition 2024
Year the Dragon.
Retainer.
Has the most prominent year of
the Dragon release is is hardly
a loan asylum blah.
All these other people still own
it.
Vegafina also has one.
So far, Dabitoff is the only one
that's been sued by Gurkha.
Kai's.
I would allegedly seen leaving
the courthouse waving a list in
the air, yelling I have a list
and I'm not done yet.
As it as it gets kicked out
right?
I have a list and I'm not Damn.
It.
So ridiculous.
Yeah, like, oh.
I thought something happened.
Who?
Was he who is?
Crossing it off Trust something.
Who?
Who was he waving the list to?
Do you think like people?
Crowd.
The crowd think.
People just standing out of the
courthouse like, you know, like
this is an all time epic
fucking.
Yeah, everybody was.
The trademark battle.
Through in the news team, you
know everybody.
Yeah, right.
Sir, do you care to comment?
I'm not done yet.
So where we at as far as the
theory of evolution?
Can it be taught in our schools?
I mean like, what the fuck are
we doing here?
The new PCA staff was there.
Joshua Burski was not.
Done yet?
You're not done.
You just got dismissed.
Next year's gurka will be you're
the retainer.
He's got a fucking recoup.
All the gurka lights were there.
He'll he'll hire a better
attorney that actually knows who
owns what and.
Who came out and said I fucking
hired an idiot for?
I wonder what the attorney's
name is like.
I.
All of his letters are silent
now.
You know what dude, you could
just clock in.
You can work to register.
His nephew.
His nephew.
He didn't want his name
disclosed because he doesn't
want everybody to see how you
know that he's going to get him
next.
I wonder if he wrote the the the
clause for Tysons licensing.
Ohh hey, I wrote that too.
Freud, cigar companies Carlos
and Maria Orgasmo.
Oh yeah.
Limited Edition The Orgasmo has
started shipping.
Michael.
Jackie Hilario's coming soon.
The Orgasmo, the second cigar,
the Freud cigar companies Carlos
and Maria trilogy is beginning
to arrive at retailers and we
are very excited.
The cigar is a 6 by 60 Gordo
that uses Ecuador, very excited
and an Indonesian Sumatra binder
and fillers from the Dominican
Republic, Nicaragua.
The blend was developed by Wiber
WIBER Wiber Ventura and produced
by Double Calera William Ventura
in the Dominican Republic.
Retailers aren't excited about
shit except the double up.
Like hey, I sold it before it
got here again, I got some more.
That's all they care about.
I don't fucking give me a break.
As for the name, it is meant to
represent the passion of the
storyline that serves as a
follow through the Amoro, a line
named for everlasting love.
Previously, Tritt said that the
third line with a name that has
not yet been announced
Ejaculario like a Cologne.
Come on.
Oh, well, that'd be kind of that
would be a little smells like
pineapple.
Like Carlos and Maria, Orgasmo
is a limited edition with
production 500 boxes of 10
cigars.
Individual cigars have an MSRP
of $21. $21.
Well, you have to be 21 to get
one.
So they thought that, yeah, it
was appropriate.
Comes with batteries.
A full box of 10 is $210.00.
Tread also previously said there
are still plans to bring the
Carlos and Maria brand into the
luxury products.
That's just like spirits.
I'm drinking the orgasmo now.
Would you like an orgasmo
beverage with your orgasmo?
Like the oral orgasmo being
where the Placencia cigar comes
in a fucking glass dildo for 100
bucks?
I mean just so.
You know, I almost put that into
the story.
That does put a little.
Yeah.
I don't know how you didn't
slide that.
Usable glass dildo.
Yeah, for multiple uses,
possible anal.
That's it.
That's all the news we got.
That's all you got.
That's all the news.
Florida Story.
No, no, there was nothing to
floor.
Florida store is the Okeechoe
Okeechobee fucking 65 square
foot 65 square foot.
It's like half this room.
Where Chris fucked up.
Yeah, well, I could tell you
they would definitely have
problems with their lenses if
they're trying to record a
podcast.
Right, the security cameras
there screw up.
All the time because apparently
we can't.
Listen here.
Bobby, no podcast in this
building.
We may they have the big.
Camera on the the big lens on
the security cameras and it just
zooms right in, just on the
envelopes.
I'm so mad about that.
I wonder how he fixed that.
I think, I think I found it.
I'll, I'll show you guys, yeah.
He googled.
Phil's got it now.
Thank God.
Phil, right?
You gotta you gotta listen to
the week, Mike.
Phil, Phil, Phil, man, I don't
know, dude.
I got there is a bunch of
listeners of the week, right?
I got a lot of Father's Day
texts and messages and Facebook
messages and Instagram things
and.
I got a lot of text messages.
Those were nice.
One was pretty.
Cool group of men.
Yes, that was from a lot of the
the guys of the podcast and
stuff.
So the listeners of the week are
gonna be all those guys and not
one in particular, but everybody
who reached out and wished us a
Happy Father's Day.
I'm really grateful for all you
guys.
It's really, really is a great
feeling for sure.
Good.
I got even got a nice message
from your wife.
That was nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She likes you.
I know.
I like her.
Yeah.
You got a shop of the week.
I do.
You got it buddy, It's a banana.
No, no, not in Manassas.
In Haymarket.
Oh, the Haymarket.
Market the Haymarket location
that's.
Right, that's your favorite
that's.
Good.
Yeah, it's the one I love.
That's that's where the family.
You're doing the event.
That's where the family reunion
is gonna be.
And on a T-shirt.
And I'm gonna dress like Annie.
Annie.
Annie Oakley.
No, the red redhead steps.
Oh, Annie from OK yeah, should
do.
Annie Oakley.
It's a cowboy, Annie.
Pew Pew, Pew Pew.
No, no, it's gonna be good.
Hey, when you get home, ask your
wife if she can make the sound
of a machine gun.
Women can't do it, supposedly.
What do you mean?
OK, like make the sound of a
machine gun, right.
Girls can't do it.
No, that's what I read.
Stop it.
Nope.
So ask you have more.
Oh well, I guess you just.
Had Where did you read this?
I'm fine I reaching.
On.
My own No no, I read it
somewhere.
I was.
So I was outside playing
football with the kids and Teddy
was out there and I retroed and
Teddy goes, Daddy, the smoke
just went through your nose.
I go, yeah, How you do that?
Well here honey, let your cigar.
Yeah, let me try this, Blondie.
There you go.
I mean, it's not for kids.
It's not for kids.
It's not ridiculous.
Here dude.
The one that's called cookies
and cream.
That one's for the children.
All right.
You got anything?
Else and on a high note, no,
that's it.
Yeah, we're just giving tobacco
to children now.
Yeah, that's it.
Why not?
All right, this has been episode
338 cigars or podcast.
We're not sure what we have it.
Recorded though.
It did well.
The light was on the entire
time.
So there's that.
Now you just convert it.
This light, you know, yeah, who
knows what the format is?
Would be that unusual format we
can't get?
On TPR.
I can't wait.
The the DKV.
All right, let's get the hell
out of here.
All right, Bye.
Bye.
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