Holiday Redux Episode 330 Mrs Brittany Comes For A Visit
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Happy New Year and welcome to a
Holiday Redux episode 330.
Miss Brittany comes to the
podcast, everybody.
Stand by Industry is in the
House.
Here he is, the controversial,
the legendary.
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Try to get through that quick.
All right, we're going to call
Mikey now we've got go to two.
We've got the lovely Brittany
Stefan Kevitch here today and he
has no idea she was on the.
Show.
So let's.
No idea.
No idea, let's.
Do you would you say it's our
podcast or would you say it's
yours?
It's mine.
It's hers.
Say it's a family.
Oh, this is nice shot.
This is nice.
Oh, can you?
Can we see him on the video?
No and I.
Should put a cool picture.
I'll put up a nice picture.
There he is.
Hello.
Here I am.
Hello, Michael.
Can you send it yourself?
This is awkward.
I can't see you.
Nobody else can see you either.
Is he in the tub?
No.
Are you in the tub?
Boots wants to know.
I'm in the tub.
Oh.
That sounds like you're in the
tub.
That's that was a totally
different hotel.
There's no tub here.
I'm actually sitting in like the
front room where Romo Craft has
everything on your display.
Very echoey echoey.
Oh, they have their their own
Four Seasons hotel.
Yes, yes, the Romo Craft Four
Seasons.
Nice.
OK, well, I mean move to another
room.
You're.
Going to move to another room.
Find something a little less.
Excellent.
The Wi-Fi is excellent.
So if you could same Wi-Fi
better over sound quality if
that's possible because Skip
does not sound like this when he
does shows.
No, he sounds perfect.
Skip sounds good.
Well.
When he does it, he.
Did you fall down?
What was that noise?
It's the Wi-Fi is getting worse.
Does.
He still have the scooter.
No, no, no, he's not.
He's he's on 2 feet.
Oh.
How's that?
Say something else.
How's that?
That's better A.
Little better, yeah, a little
bit A.
Little better now.
Where are you?
There's a lot of boxes behind
you.
Start filling the pockets.
He's in the closet.
I'm an A.
Wi-Fi is worse, You're lagging.
Wi-Fi is worse.
Sound is better.
We asked for same Wi-Fi, better
sound.
He's moving.
I'm going back.
To the other room.
Doesn't Skip have a sound room
for this type of stuff there?
Sure.
No.
You're going to have to deal
with.
That How about Jason ask Jason
where he goes.
Who's Jason?
Who's?
I'm not sure they got the name
wrong apparently.
Yeah, you did.
You mean Alex?
Yeah, that guy.
Yeah, Alex, that guy, Jason used
to work there.
I don't remember who.
Jason.
No, Jason does work there.
He's a new guy.
Jason's a new guy.
You haven't met him yet?
No, no, he's the guy that Mikey
doesn't like because he didn't
do the interview.
Oh.
It he's not there.
Yeah.
Or Jeff.
How's it?
You know, we'll take what we can
get, I guess.
Yeah, it is fun just watching
you walk around though.
Yes.
Would you like to be introduced
to this week's guest?
Perfect, Yeah.
OK.
Congratulations, Michael.
I did.
Text him.
I'm no expense, I'm about.
I'm about to do the podcast.
I just text him we.
Were afraid you're going to
call.
He was not going to answer.
No wonder why the kids had to go
to school.
Yes, well, Jax is next door.
Yeah.
Raiding the root beers.
Yes, they're delicious.
Yeah, he's not feeling well.
So I'm sure that, you know,
those are those are the little
perfect.
It must affect his volume in
speaking because he's very low
talking today.
Oh, just trying to sell it,
yeah.
So what's been going on here?
You can tell your what.
Hi.
You have to talk.
It's actually it's what are the
what are the second podcasters
you have there?
Oh, thank you very much.
Or were you?
Or were you telling her about
me?
You trade that no no talking
about no no no got you so this
you know landed in Costa Rica
was that San Juan del served for
a day and a half drove up to
Esther Lee last night smoked the
the new test plan on the war
bear smoke the new SBC last
night.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're going too fast.
You're going too fast.
Get back to staying at Skip's
house.
This sounds like a dream.
OK.
Going did was there a guest room
or did you have Fiorella's room?
I believe it was Fiorella's
room.
Was the bed extremely small like
at the house in Texas?
No what?
Oh, I.
I sleep.
She had a when I was there.
She had a children size bed.
So I like a toddler bed.
Yeah, I got the toddler bed.
Michael got the king size in the
adjoining room, naturally.
Well, he's bigger.
He's not that bigger.
That's fine.
Go ahead.
What'd you have for dinner?
Last night I had a cheeseburger.
There'll be an Instagram video
for that.
I will post that.
Oh.
Yeah, I got throat footage, but
there's a cool, there's a good
steakhouse here that we ate at
and the night prior.
Is that where the ashtray
picture came from?
Yeah.
The salsa in the ashtray was
that salsa.
Salsa no.
Oh, what was in the ash?
No, no, it was a red.
It was some type of red liquid
in the.
Ash Yeah, No, I think it was.
I think it was just the design
in the.
Oh, it was just a red bottom
that didn't.
Get too good today.
Yeah, yeah, he's so struggling
0. .2 I didn't red light this
morning, I was very busy.
No red light.
No red light, today is very busy
but I did yesterday so I'm a day
ahead.
What did So that went well.
So how is the smuggling from
Costa Rica over to San Juan del
Sur?
Yes, it was very interesting.
I was dropped off and I had to
walk off the border.
No, wait, wait, wait.
Wait back up, back up, back up,
back up.
Did MUTEI Dr. across the border
and you weren't allowed in the
car?
Of course.
No, there was a, there was a
driver.
So the two of you were let out.
No, the driver dropped me off
there and I won't go.
Oh, by yourself?
Yeah, and then Mutei picked you
up on the other side.
Mutei is not here.
Another driver picked me.
Oh, so the MUTEI thing didn't
work out?
No, no mutei.
No mutei.
Did they put a blindfold on it?
No blindfolds.
Was it?
Was it?
Hard to Was it hard to clench
your ass to keep the drugs in as
you cross the border?
I've heard that can be
difficult.
Dude, you don't want to mess
around but with that shit here,
it doesn't last a lot.
I've crossed Chinese borders.
Yeah, it's not fun at all.
No walking.
Part is is a little unnerving, I
have to admit.
Yeah, semi truck line and he's
like there's two days long in
order to get in from one country
to the other. 2 days.
Yeah.
Look.
That's the Chinese.
The Chinese borders where your
brother got taken in the back
room and disappeared for about
15 minutes.
Well, he, well, he asked for
that.
He might have, I don't know.
There's like nothing I can do.
I'm just like, keep going, you
know?
Get me?
Through here, you guys let me
through a little too fast.
You might want to check.
Me, I need a story for later.
Can you check that again for me
please?
Right.
Did you type in the name?
Right.
It's got a lot of consonants in
it.
I'm.
Going to need you to go deeper
deeper.
Oh.
Lord OK, so you cross the border
and get picked up by another
random guy.
Was that guy waiting for you?
Did he have a sign or something?
Or did you just?
Pick a time, Mr. Stephen
Kevitch.
That guy was.
Waiting, just like Vegas.
We always wanted that.
Right senor Stephen Kevitch was
written on the sign.
No, no.
Senior Mike.
Was there 2 signs?
It's a long name.
No, the person at the airport
and Michael Joseph.
Oh, oh, middle name they
couldn't spell.
The last name is Michael Joseph.
Step on cabbage.
K no bueno.
Michael Joseph, we go with that.
No, the problem with the remote
podcast is that you can't even
talk over me and it can't
threaten you.
Well, you can still threaten me,
I just doesn't mean anything.
He's starting to melt.
I could see it in his face.
He's starting to meltdown.
He's going to lose his shit too.
Go ahead, Michael.
Well, elaborate on your stories.
You're leaving out a lot of good
details.
I mean, I'm trying to, but you
keep fucking talking over me and
it's impossible.
Well, you went from landing at
the airport to the factory all
in the same sentence.
Yeah, because that's where the
the cigar part happened.
You saw the sunset?
Oh nice.
Yeah, Oh yeah, I saw the sunset
skip.
Yeah, and.
The sun.
I sent pictures to my wife so
this is what happens.
Like I try and send pictures to
my wife so that you know she can
appreciate these things because
I wish she was here with me and
instead I get fucking oh must be
nice.
She never knew the sunset of me.
Never.
Did.
Was it from the pool?
Can I heard you put on your
bathing suit?
I did put on my bathing suit, it
was not from the pool.
Yeah, when you found the.
Yeah, found the found.
That's when you found the.
Gift, Yes, yeah, which I will
be.
I will be placing the gift here.
You know what?
I'll hide it somewhere here too.
Thank you.
Yeah, leave it there.
At the factory somewhere.
Yeah, in the smoking room or
somebody's office or something.
No, it's going to go over the
display room.
Oh, OK, perfect.
Not on the night stand, no.
No, no.
He's staying in a hotel.
Oh yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
So who lives in the apartment
there now at the factory?
Greg was just telling me the
skip doesn't doesn't live there
anymore.
They it was they rented it.
Oh, I thought it was like over
the factory.
No.
So you know, it's funny 'cause
you're having a conversation.
When are you going to come down
to?
Me.
Yeah, you.
Oh, I don't know.
Whenever I don't have to be
smuggled across the border, I
guess.
Yeah, you should come.
Maybe when your family goes,
I'll I'll go too.
Oh wow.
Brittany was telling me.
I'm actually looking forward to
that.
I think realistically what would
probably happen is like those
are two steps of trip.
I would do just like Shanwan to
surf for a weekend and I might
and I was trying to be, not just
going with her and leading kids.
Oh, that would.
Be with who?
You lay with us, we'll we'll go
stay at your house with the
killer dogs and the butt checker
dog.
I think I can see your face,
Brittany.
I can see your.
Oh, my God.
Closer to the microphone.
Sorry.
There you go.
There you go.
I don't know.
We'll have to see.
I'd love to make a trip down
there.
That's.
Not what you.
Just said we were just sorry,
sorry.
Over 50 being smuggled sounds
like a real candidate for a.
Last trip I ever made a.
Slave for the.
White hair, pale.
Yeah, I'll blend in.
I'll escape and run out in the
city.
Still find me?
Let's see Palmer on the corner
later.
Fake Fake in Spanish, putting an
O on the end of every word.
Hello.
Hello.
No.
Hello, where you going?
What?
What's really kind of crazy
about the trip from San Juan,
Minnesota, S&E is only 180
miles.
It's almost five hours.
A lot of dirt roads.
We see a lot of traffic.
That's fucker so crazy.
Border patrols.
Traffic checks.
There's a lot of police, a lot
of police.
So it's not like a highway.
And it it is.
But what happens is this highway
has, you know?
It's.
A third world.
It's a.
Third World Highway.
It has motorcycles on it, like
third bikes and shit and then
what happens is people will pass
you and then they'll just slow
down right in front of you like
a one lane Rd.
So that goes down to get crazy
that.
Sounds like you're driving.
Sounds like China, do they have
horns on the bikes and
motorcycles?
That's big in China with the
BBB.
Yeah, yeah.
That's annoying.
All right, So now you're at the
factory and everything's safe.
It's easier to get back from
there to the airport I heard.
Well, traveling to Managua is a
sort of trip from that for me.
That's gotcha.
And I'm in that country, so, you
know, Yeah, that'll knock on
wood.
That should go OK.
Yeah.
You know, the hotels in the
hotel it's, it's different.
It's just a different world
here.
I don't, I don't know how to
explain it.
It's a totally different world.
And you know, there's like 3
restaurants that you can eat at.
That one looked nice from last
night from the photo with the
ashtray without the yeah, that
looked like a decent.
Place.
Yeah, that's the that's like one
of the three.
And that's.
What you got?
Is that where you got the
hamburger?
Yes.
Are you guaranteed it was beef
or could it be something else?
Oh, and I was definitely beef.
Just curious.
Got a hamburger?
We ate this burger please.
What, you got a hamburger at the
Steam, please?
Yeah, yeah.
We ate at the place in San Juan,
a circle on Tree Cafe, and it
was really nice.
And I had and I had a steak that
night and I had like this, they
have like a cheese here that's
pretty bound up.
So I was looking for something
with a little more grease to get
things done.
We get a little more flowy,
it'll be a little more flowing.
Maybe you got a little more
regular.
Are they North American toilets,
Sir?
No, what do you mean?
Like the toilets are, but you're
not supposed to flush toilet
paper down the toilet.
Yeah, well, I assume that from
Skip's story about Buster eating
The Dirty toilet paper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But at the Hex Hotel you can you
can eat your.
Question.
Gotcha.
It's more the the sitting and
the flushing.
I don't care where the paper
goes.
It's like in China, sometimes
there's just a hole and you put
a foot on either side and you
got a squat.
No, there's there's actual.
Foot actual toilets got you.
Yeah.
Well, that's good to know.
So far it sounds like a lovely
trip.
Was that China or were you
remembering Vietnam?
Both.
Oh.
OK, Vietnam.
There's no porcelain.
It's just the dirt.
Go ahead, Michael.
It is a lovely trip, man.
It's cool.
You know, it's important to be
here to see what's going on.
Both some production.
All right, sure, I understand
why you're there.
Yeah.
So, you know, all that stuff is,
is always fascinating.
And then, you know, Alex is, is
down here.
So he's now circling so close to
the 70.
Oh, So what are you working on
today, or this week or this trip
or whatever?
Well, I'm trying to solidify the
weather, OK, possibly an SDC for
this year.
Oh, not the two year hiatus.
Not the two year hiatus.
And then then we're working on a
new, a new blend, the new
Coraline blend that the best
problems would be Oh, so.
What's the What's the new one?
All those things.
Go ahead.
What's the new war Bear?
What?
What's the new war?
Is it going to be different
size?
Another box press?
Is it going to be a bar?
It's.
Going to be a different size.
It's doing the same one.
It's going to be a different
size.
It's going to be cool.
This was a 10 year, so this
one's 33 back.
Gotcha.
You want.
Me to tell you what's happened.
Big year.
Yeah, Oh yeah, the 10 year
anniversary.
Yeah, I can't believe it's been
10 years.
It's crazy.
It's.
Crazy.
Fly by.
So what else is going on?
We have an interview scheduled
with Brittany.
We can't, we can't be talking to
you all day.
Oh, OK, that's it.
That's it.
Am I OK with his interviews?
I'm not sure.
I'm not asking she's, she's seen
all the questions prior to the
interview if that makes you, if
that makes you feel any better
at all.
That does not make me feel any
better.
I wasn't sure, I just thought
I'd throw that out.
OK.
All right, Does does Alex Jason
want to say hello?
No, he just walked away.
OK.
Goodbye, Alex.
Jason.
Can you walk?
Can you?
We can't see the video.
I guess they can walk you
through the factory, but it
doesn't matter.
No video.
No, I'm I'll put up a video, so
I'll build some things.
I just built a like Instagram
meal for the trip over here.
It's just pretty good.
Oh, so like something cap
cutting?
Something very tight coat.
Good.
Excellent.
We love those here.
Yeah.
All right.
Go ahead.
No.
Oh yeah.
Would you like say anything to
your lovely wife?
I love you and I miss you.
Love you, miss you too.
I love you, miss you too if it
matters.
I love you.
Miss you too, Paul.
Greg's upstairs doing nothing,
just so you know the way you're
going.
Super busy.
Super busy, he did go see Island
Gym over the weekend.
Oh yeah, he.
Didn't sell anything.
Of course he did.
Basically, he went to Saint
Augustine for the weekend.
Yeah, he went to the store where
they sell islands.
That could be the way the story
goes, I'm not sure.
I was asking him he bought
anything and he said no.
Like OK.
All right.
All right.
Well, this has been fun.
Thank you very much.
We taking the time to talk to us
today, Mr. Stevankovic.
Well, thank you so much for
having me.
It's a wonderful podcast.
No, no, no, thank you.
Yes, we get a lot of compliments
from our audience.
Thank you.
All right, we'll talk to you
later.
Bye babe, love you.
Bye.
Bye, I love you too.
I'm hanging this up for the X.
Oh good, the young up I get
these random text messages from
for a lady named Lillian who
owns a house somewhere and they
want to buy the house.
And I always tell them that she
died and and that we've given
the house to the kids or
something like that.
So that's what my my phone just
went off.
And they keep texting you.
Yes.
Lillian lives again.
Oh, she's been invited to Austin
Arthur's County Commissioner
meeting today at 5:00 PM and
Beth's Burger Bar.
Oh, did it cost for the ticket?
Take it.
I don't even know if they're in
Florida.
Sure, free burger.
The free burger.
I'm with Lillian, party of two.
I am Lillian.
I am Lillian.
She's parked in the car, all
right.
Oh.
Oh, The answer.
Again, wow, that's weird, but
you normally don't reply that
far.
I don't.
Know what's going on over there?
National Promo Alerts You have
been unsubscribed and will no
longer receive messages.
Excellent you.
May want to block that number.
That's a lie.
It's always a different number.
It's never the same people.
Yeah, all right.
It's weird my phone number must
be 1 digit off or she used my
phone number in something so
they didn't call her.
Yeah, it's like one of those you
feel awkward.
Right.
Do you want to do your fill fun
facts right now?
Sure.
Put your mash back on.
Yeah.
What time is it?
How much time we where we at?
We're at 20.
OK, And then we'll get into the
interview with the lovely
Brittany Stubborn Kevitch.
So nervous.
That'll be fine.
You can just make up answers, it
doesn't matter.
All right, sounds.
Good, you're ready over there.
Yep, change the camera.
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What's for dinner?
All right, you ready here?
Misses Stephen Kevitch.
I guess so all.
Right, Mike.
He was a superhero.
What would his superpower be and
why?
Oh.
Yes.
I mean Hulk.
So it'd be strength.
Yes, I mean, I feel like that
is.
Unbridled anger.
I mean, he was angry on the
phone.
You know, that was, that was.
Unbridled anger.
That was very mellow for him, to
be honest.
Oh, I know you.
Wasn't.
Yeah, you.
If Britney, if Britney wasn't
here, he would have been a lot
more angry.
Oh.
Yeah, I got to bring him down
sometimes.
All right, if Mikey was a movie
character, who would they be and
why?
Who would he be?
I guess.
Who would he be?
A movie?
So what is it that the Gladiator
was that?
Yeah.
The main character.
The main, yeah, I mean.
Maximus, whatever it is.
Is it Russell Crowe?
Russell Crowe?
Yep.
I asked Jack Jack to help me
with that because I'm looking at
the questions and I'm like.
He would walk around flexing and
yelled aren't you entertained
and.
All the time.
All the time.
All the time he walks around
flexing now.
Oh, I catch him flexing all the
time.
Oh, upstairs, anything that's
got a reflection.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do you know how frustrating he
is when I have my sunglasses on
and we're outside and I think
he's looking at me, but he's
just staring at himself and I'm
like stop.
Like, yeah.
When we shared a room in Vegas,
I caught him flexing often.
All the time, all the time.
All the time.
Do you have?
To flex, To brush your teeth.
Yes, 'cause there's water in the
sink.
That's right.
Well, the big mirror in the
back.
Oh yeah, a lot of reflections
going on.
There was a mirror that faced
his shower.
I imagine he had a great time in
there.
Oh yeah, You know, flexing all
the time while he's watching.
What's the funniest thing Mikey
ever said or has done?
In the house or at home I guess.
You know, I really, I was
looking at that one.
I couldn't, I'm the funny one,
obviously.
So I couldn't really think of.
Yeah, he's not.
That good?
No, I agree but if he does do
something funny or says
something funny he like like
what's the saying like beats him
like a dead horse like he'll.
He'll keep doing it, yeah.
I'm like, OK, all right, we.
Get it?
What he does to me, he you'll
say something.
Nobody hears it, so he takes it.
Yep.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Or, or if like he says something
and I don't respond, he repeats
himself and I'm like, I heard
you.
He goes, well, you didn't, you
know, it's like you always got
to give him that little.
Right.
He's got to be.
Good job.
Good job.
Nice job.
Nice job.
If Mikey could be any animal,
what would he be?
That?
Was it easy?
I mean, other than the
silverback.
Big silverback gorilla?
Yeah.
Lion.
Oh bull.
I don't know why I'm writing
down your answers, but it seems
necessary.
I don't know what is the most
memorable or quirky habit Mikey
has other than the flexing
because that started when he
started working out.
Oh no, he's always.
He's his biggest fan, like he's
always.
I know that, right?
Always looking at himself and,
you know, Oh my gosh, there's so
many things.
So.
OK, well, one thing that he does
that really, really irritates me
is when he's, like, cooking,
right?
He wiped his dirty hands on the
dish towel.
Where should he wipe?
His like rinse, you rinse and
then you dry off.
Oh, OK, he doesn't wash them.
Yeah, he just goes from just
wipes the greases.
Fucking avocado on the dish
towel and I'm like, you need to
wash your hands.
Well, he does.
He do the laundry, that's why.
No, he barely does the floors.
No, no.
No, that's why he didn't do the.
Floors.
He doesn't do the floors
anymore.
Oh, he gave that up, did you,
Mikey?
I broke.
I broke the vacuum, the little,
the robot.
No.
Well, those things are.
Those are making Yeah, yeah, we
didn't like this either.
And then we got to do it and
still then like.
That the one it's, it's got like
a green light on it.
Yeah.
And so it's pretty cool.
You can see everything that you
suck up.
Well, I broke it by accident so.
It like green lights to floor.
Yeah.
So since then he like quit
vacuuming so now there's just
dog hair everywhere.
What does he do now?
He does nothing now.
No, he hasn't.
Nothing.
Nothing.
No new chores, Michael.
In trouble?
How long?
Has that vacuum been broken?
Because it came up a couple
episodes ago and he said he
still doesn't.
Yeah, I think it was like two or
three episodes.
Ago, he said he still doesn't
floors.
No, no, it's been, it's been a
few months.
Yeah, been a while, yeah.
You know, he's when he hears
this episode, he's going to
listen back to see how he
episode it was.
Oh yeah.
He was.
It was still I was all right.
If Mikey suddenly became a
famous musician, what type of
music would he perform and what
would his stage name be?
Please call us.
I'm good on this one.
No.
Go to three, go back and forth.
I don't know about.
I know you're enjoying the show
over there, but.
I don't know about a stage name
right, but like music wise he
listens to all different kinds
of.
Music he listens to all.
Like you could be, it could be
like Biggie Smalls and then all
of a sudden it's like, what is
it like Disney?
Show tunes and stuff.
Yeah, his genres are.
Yeah, riding in the car with
him, it's it's just crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, and so maybe, maybe rap he
actually.
We'll be singing the theme from
Frozen and then we go into death
metal or, or rap, right?
He actually does have a really
good voice.
I feel like he can sing his go
to karaoke song back a long time
ago.
Oh my gosh.
Oh please.
Please, please and.
Then we're going to play that,
Doug.
Barbara No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The wind beneath my wings.
Oh my God, I can't think of it.
It's like right here.
Oh, I should have wrote it down.
But yeah, who sings it?
I don't know.
It sounds like.
Sing a few bucks.
It's not that.
Oh my gosh, I can't think about
it.
Should have been a cowboy, no?
No, it wasn't that.
Oh my gosh.
OK, maybe it'll come to me.
All right, we'll come back to
that.
All right, come back.
Come back to number six.
OK, If Mikey was stranded on a
deserted island, what three
things would he bring?
I honestly wrote down three
things.
But he is such a needy person
that I don't think that he
could.
I mean, so I wrote down cold
plunge hot box.
Red light.
OK, those are huge, but like,
no.
Food or workout?
So many other things.
It's like you He needs his
protein powder, he needs his
water for his meow.
The.
C.
Pap, He's got the C Pap water
pill.
The fucking amount of pills he
takes on a daily basis like I.
The Waterpik.
The waterpik.
Oh well, he didn't take it with
him this time.
The eyeball massager.
The eyeball massager, he said.
He told you to cut back on some
of the supplies.
The speaker.
He needs a speaker.
We didn't pack.
I didn't pack the speaker.
Yeah.
So I don't know what he's doing
at night time.
Yeah.
What's he doing at night?
Which is another thing that
freaks me the fuck out when
there's a man voice.
All right, no.
No, no, we're going to talk to
that in a minute too, because
there's nobody else other than
the three of us that have
experienced this.
Oh my God, he's going to kill
me.
Oh.
Man, or what's a weird?
Kill you.
He's going to kill us.
You're.
Going to go free.
What's the weirdest or most
unexpected item you think you'd
find in Mikey's backpack?
OK, so I mean, there's
definitely some Excedrin
migraine or Advil pills just
rolling around in there.
His lunch box, can I say, OK,
his lunch box obviously in his
backpack.
But the fact that when he's done
eating his chicken or his steak,
he just throws his Tupperware in
there and there's fucking
chicken and steak juice that
gets everywhere.
And it's like so frustrating
you.
Know how long it took me to get
him to put it back in the
backpack?
Normally it was all upstairs.
Like I mean I.
Just anywhere.
I told him like there's
literally nothing else I can
more I could do other than the
next step would be washing you
and I'm not doing that.
I make it so easy for you.
Just close the fucking
Tupperware.
Picture you with a giant brush.
He's in the shower.
Well, he does have a giant
brush.
No, but you were doing it.
Oh no, I'm not going there.
I'm not going that far.
No, no.
While he's in there, he's
brushing and he's red lighting
too.
Yeah, he red lighted in the
bathroom when he was getting
ready.
I lost my place time.
Time management.
If Mikey can swap jobs with any
of the employees upstairs, who
do you think it would be?
Greg.
To do nothing.
No, I don't know.
I don't.
I mean, I don't think you you
don't want to stand behind a
bar.
He doesn't want to.
Yeah.
All right, what's the most
creative or unusual excuse he's
made for being late or missing
something?
Well, he's late all the time.
I'm glad you said that.
Yeah, he.
Is he's always late.
What does he always tell us?
I'm on my way.
Oh.
OK, well, he's never late.
Oh, because he's the constant
that our world should revolve
around.
Yeah, so you know how like, you
see all those old men in the
mall and they're always waiting
on their wives.
Like that's gonna be me sitting
with the men waiting on Mikey
like he's.
He's in the store still.
Always the last one out of the
house, like when we're in the
car, me and the kids are in the
car, right?
And here he comes, you know,
shuffling out.
And then he's got to get his
water and his energy drink and
his coffee and, you know, or
we're getting ready to leave.
What was it the other day to go
somewhere?
And all of a sudden he's
clipping his toenails.
I'm like, you couldn't do this
week.
When we just saw they were super
long.
I'm like, no, it's not Sunday
night, Stop.
I'm like, and I said to him,
because he does it over the
toilet.
So then I went to go pee and I
fucking sat on a toenail and I'm
like, come on.
Like or it's, it's always, I
mean, he forgot this or it's on
his phone.
Somebody like just calls.
And he doesn't know appropriate
timing of maybe when to take a
call and when not to take a
call, Right.
You know, it's like we're
unloading the car at groceries
and his phone rings and I'm
like, hold on.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, I'm like, hello.
I'll just keep working.
Michael, you take the call.
I.
Mean maybe it's appropriate for
him at that time.
I'm like, come on man, like.
OK, let's get back to the sound
things at night.
He does that every single night.
Yes.
So it started out with like just
music, like a light, you know.
But then one night I woke up and
I'm like, what the fuck?
It's like either a woman's voice
or there was a male's voice one
time.
I think it's the.
First night, there was a man's
voice.
Yeah.
And I thought he was talking in
his sleep because you can't
understand what they're saying.
Oh no, he don't talk in his
sleep.
He.
Well, I thought jumps and runs.
Maybe this was something new.
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
Because I woke up and I'm
looking at him and go, the
sound's coming from his bed.
With a seat pap on.
No, he didn't have it on because
he was having nasal problems
when we were out there.
Yeah.
But then after I like, we just
do music.
Maybe it's just music because
the talking's a little creepy.
It is, it is.
I know I have no idea what you
were saying, but you're mumbling
all night.
Long.
Well, it's from that book you
read.
Probably.
Probably some book.
And then he also plays it when
he goes into the cold plunge in
the house.
How can he so like, if I'm in
that well, he he doesn't.
He doesn't put his head under.
No, I mean he didn't.
Close the thing.
Well, no, he can't close the
freezer.
He'd die.
Yeah, what should've locked?
No, that's.
Maybe I'm thinking about they
take the.
Refrigerator doors off when you
throw an old.
Maybe I'm thinking about the
other.
Thing the hot box.
Yeah, the hot box, yeah.
I don't think his hot box does,
his head does it.
His hot box, his head sticks out
his.
Head sticks out.
Yeah.
You know, I never understood.
Like he has so many things that
he does when I go to their
house.
Like I don't see all these
things everywhere.
There's just so much.
I know you clean it up.
I'm not saying that you don't
clean it up.
I'm just saying like.
Wow, the freezer's in the
garage.
You.
Would think that there's just
like massive amount of things
just all over the place.
It used to be in the bedrooms,
just still there.
No, because used to be like in
the corner.
So the hot box is not in there
anymore.
It is.
It gets folded up and put in the
garage because it comes out on
the patio and he brings out his
Xbox and he smokes cigars
playing Xbox and hot boxing.
Brittany has a.
Full time job.
I do.
Oh yeah, and.
Then there's the kids.
Yeah.
And then and then.
The children eat stuff every.
Once in a while.
I took a picture the other day.
I'm gonna send it to you of his,
of his setup for if it's a gym
day, you know, 'cause like he
has this ability to, he's always
trying new things.
Obviously, you know that, you
know, and he'll like, show me,
be like, oh, this is what I'm
doing.
And then all of a sudden it just
kind of becomes my job.
Like he just stops.
Doing it.
He still wants he wants the
benefits of it, right?
Yeah, but he doesn't want to do
the.
Prep and then sometimes he'll be
like oh you know I think I'm
going to stop taking those pills
which is him letting me know
don't pack those for me anymore
I've moved on you know what I
mean and I and then.
UN separate them from the little
trays or whatever you have to
sew.
Nothing.
So I put them in dime bags now.
Oh, I've.
Seen the little bags?
Yeah.
So how many do you make in in
advance?
Let's say 10. 777, yeah.
A week at a time.
Wait, why do you put them in
dime bags?
That is because he forgot to
take them before.
Because, well, they're not all
taken at the same time, so, you
know.
And so like his beetroot powder,
I put in a little bag because if
I didn't do these things for him
and I've done it to myself, you
know?
It's your own fault.
But if I did not have these
things set up, it would take him
probably 2 hours to get out of
the house like.
'Cause he would have to do.
It he would have to do it and
then he gets distracted and then
it's like, you know.
I'm not going to beat him up on
this.
I mean Tia used to do a lot of
things for me, but recently,
like probably like, I don't
know, 3-4 weeks ago she was
tired of the pill shit, right?
So like because she used to
always refill my pill box and
stuff so she just stopped
fucking doing it.
And then there was one day I
just didn't take my pills and I
felt horrible, like my blood
pressure was going all out of
whack and shit.
Couldn't get your own pills?
Yeah, so I was like, oh God,
what's gonna happen to me?
She's like, it's because you
didn't refill your.
Pills, Tia, I'm dying.
Whatever to my pills.
She's like refill your pills.
Maybe.
Now I refill my pills.
Yeah, no, she did so that.
Well, not not to.
Go.
Well this is empty.
I don't know what to.
Take SO.
I'm done.
So now I refilled my pills.
I, I mean, he would do it.
I just I try, I try and do what
I can to make his day go smooth.
So whether it be the Frosted
flakes with the spoon for the
you know, after workout meal,
all his protein shakes, his
chicken, his meal, his.
Go on.
You've spoiled it.
Yes, but.
God forbid anything happens to
you, I'm not doing it.
So I don't know.
I don't know what he's going to
do.
Oh, he'll be all right.
Oh, I've said to him sometimes
I'm like, you know, like.
He better die before you.
Right.
Wait, hold on.
We're not.
We're.
Not allowed to talk about dying
on the show or him being dead.
Oh, that's not a thing anymore.
We're not.
We're not allowed to talk about.
That I don't like when he says
those things I feel like you put
out in the universe.
Not my thing, but yeah, no, I
mean yes, it makes.
You feel better.
He's got like a brain thing
going on over there.
Oh no.
Let's not.
Bring that up right?
Yep, feel great.
I'm fine.
I figured you were driving it
was better.
I have to drive.
Oh, OK, so it's not never mind.
All righty.
OK, back to I don't know what
you're talking about.
What else?
What?
Else you want more questions?
No, no, I only had 10.
Those are you've had two weeks
to think of quite.
There's nothing like you really
want to dig.
Nothing.
Oh, I know everything else.
I just wanted embarrassing kind
of general questions.
Is there something else you want
to share?
How many times does he call you
a day when he's out like this?
What what is expected?
Like my wife's pretty easy.
There's a good morning text or a
phone call and then there's a
before you go to bed goodnight.
I'm back in the hotel.
So that's usually all it's
expected.
No, I.
Well, you know, I'm like
neurotic and anxiety, so I
always like to make sure that
he's OK, you know, like I and
when I text him, if he doesn't
text back, I'm like, OK, are you
dead?
You know that's immediately.
What I do, why he's over there
there.
Is there is no pooping, there is
no eating, there's nothing in
between, just straight death.
So he's he's gotten better with
just like communicating if he
like gets on the road, you know,
or whatever.
I mean, I don't expect, you
know, or.
Like, so he's got his phone set
up on some type of international
plan while he's there, so it's
always running.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, like he Facetimes me all
like, right, Right.
Mm.
Hmm.
OK.
Just curious.
But.
Like when I used to go to China,
I would I would just turn the
phone on airplane mode and hit
Wi-Fi spots.
Oh no, I could call him any.
Good time.
Yeah, because it got to be too
expensive.
Oh no, he's.
But he's paid by somebody else,
so the phone bill.
Yeah, he's he's yeah.
He'll talk to the kids, say
goodnight, you know, in the
morning and all that.
What else?
What else?
Any other questions?
No.
Nothing.
But do you have one question
you?
Have a question?
I don't.
You have something you want to
ask?
No, I don't.
This is the one chance.
I don't.
I ask a lot of questions.
There are some things in my
head, but they're probably too
embarrassing, so I'm not going
to ask.
They might be more embarrassing
to you than him, so I'm not
going.
To ask what?
Tell me.
No.
Then I might as well have said
it, no?
Come.
On No.
I don't want to know what you
want.
What, what?
What do we have?
What do we have?
38 minutes.
Yeah, we're OK.
It's a short Joe.
He's out of time.
All right.
He's been episode 330 of the
cigars or podcast with Go to 3
Brittany Stephen Kevitch do.
You have a shop of the week.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do you have a Shop of the Week?
Do I have a shop if?
You have a shop of the week.
This just completely kills Mikey
because he never has a shop of
the week, right?
Can I do smoke on the water?
Of course, because I just.
Shot by the wigs.
Smoke on the water.
Told my dad about that yesterday
because he was telling me.
He was here on a visit.
Yeah, he was here yesterday.
And the Manny's in town.
Perfect.
He is.
He's at Mika's right now.
I dropped them off to do it.
Pool day.
Yeah, pool day.
So.
But they leave tomorrow.
Short the wife was here, too.
Yeah.
She didn't make the photos from
your father.
He posts the worst freaking
photos.
I swear.
He's like let's get a picture.
I'm like, I have no makeup on.
He's like it's fine.
I'm like but it's not it's.
Not people will see it.
Yeah.
You're gonna tag.
Me.
And it's always like the awkward
poses, you know, on the side,
the angles.
Right.
Oh, yeah, you're at the end of
the couch.
Yeah.
Where's the brown leather?
Oh, that's the the one in the
main living room.
No.
Well, we moved at all.
Oh, we now have.
We have not been over at all.
No, well, not.
That you haven't invited.
I just haven't been over.
Christmas they got a bunch of
shit, way too much stuff, so
they have taken over the big
large room.
The kids stuff is in the big
large.
Room.
Well, yeah, I mean, when you
have a trampoline and a balance
beam and a football throwing
game and, you know, Xboxes and.
Like a Chuck E Cheese at your
house.
Hot Wheels track Barbie Dream
House.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, with the giant connect four
that's made its way in there.
Axe throwing.
We have axe throwing.
Oh that's that nerf looking
thing.
You had that before I think.
Yep.
Yep.
So now we just.
Is it merged into Mika's old
room now too?
No, I took over Mika's room and
made it like a office craft
room.
Oh, good for you.
I hide in there, but then they
come in there, the kids.
They found me you.
Should make the door look like
part of the drywall.
Right, that's sort.
Of that way they can't.
Find wood.
It's wood I.
Don't know, Put a.
Piece.
Well, you know, Greg's really
good at building.
I hear so.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you can make a pocket door
that doesn't, you know, just.
Blend.
Yeah, say that to my front door.
Front.
Door.
The drawbridge that has to be
lowered before you come in.
Doesn't work.
I was like, oh, I love this
door.
Great.
It doesn't fucking.
Doesn't open it.
Up.
I can see my neighbors, yeah.
Go around to the garage, I'll
let you in.
Exactly.
That's what I have.
To do sometimes in the summer it
swells and it sticks and I'm
like, just go to the garage.
Such a nice idea when?
He did it.
I.
Mean it's pretty, it's a thought
it's pretty it's.
Pretty.
It just doesn't.
Work I just whenever someone's
out the door now, I'll just open
up the front window and be like,
hey, I'm I'm sorry, my job.
'S a drive through.
What would you like?
That's that's a.
Prop.
Don't worry about that, doesn't.
Work the door doesn't work.
Just for luck.
It's beautiful.
I I don't think we've ever used
the actual key in the door.
I think I I think when it was
first built, I put my key in
there and I went to go turn it
and my key broke off in there.
That was it.
So you could only use that door
from the inside.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
Something all right?
All right, guys, we're going to
go.
Thank you very much.
Bye.
Bye.
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Show Notes
In this episode of the Cigar Hustlers Podcast, Episode 330, we sit down with Mikey from Nicaragua, and for a special twist, we're joined by his wife, Brittany! Join us as we ask Brittany the tough and embarrassing questions about her husband, Mikey. It's sure to be a fun and revealing conversation that you won't want to miss! Tune in for some laughs, insights, and of course, plenty of cigar talk.