Offset, Stern, Guthrie Update and Luciano Is At It Again
Transcript
Welcome to a Cigar Hustler
podcast, episode 5 O 4.
I'm Mike Palmer, your host, and
on today's show we have Phil.
I have labor law Info Mcguffey.
Hello.
And my Co host as always Mikey
is pressing Tuesday so I'm so
excited.
Step on Kevitch.
Hi and we have Palmer.
I don't like to edit the videos
because I'm super busy.
Got a lot going on so.
The other day you begged me to
leave the opening on the
gibberish at the beginning.
So.
Like on his knees or not on his.
Knees.
No, no, he went on his knees.
So that's why you did it.
Well, that's why I didn't think
to take it off.
OK, so the whole purpose of you
doing it now though, why are you
doing the beginning stuff
recording?
Well, to put it on Saturdays, we
can't do both.
So no, you can't do both, and
you know that.
All right, well how much of the
opening do you want saved?
Because you specifically
mentioned the blurry part made
us look unprofessional.
So do you want that taken off
for the Saturday thing too?
Yeah, there you should just be.
Clip some funny stuff.
You shouldn't leave just a
running thing.
Oh, I when I agreed to do a
Saturday, I was just going to
take the front half of the
shows, put them all together as
the week goes and run it on
Saturday.
OK, that's fine.
You agreed to and no one asks
you to do it.
I understand that so.
What did you agree to do so we
could?
Do it six days a week.
So who did you agree to with it?
Well, that OK, That was my plan
on Saturday, just to cut the
front half off, not to edit it
and look for different stuff.
OK, so then I mean it's simple
to just cut it in every day, add
a new piece.
OK.
So then clip it and call it the
front half, all right, agreed to
terms, call it, agreed to terms,
front half.
Agreed to terms.
Front half, I don't know.
I don't know who you who agreed
with.
I forget what I called it, but I
couldn't do Saturday morning
cartoons.
You didn't like it and so I
don't remember what.
It was you did something else.
I called it something else,
something bloopers, because you
wanted bloopers in it, in the
name.
Was it bloopers?
I think there were bloopers in
the name.
I think that's what you put in
the name.
Behind the scenes, I think it's
behind the scenes.
OK.
Right in today's show, rapper
Offset apparently isn't
bulletproof.
We have a Nancy Guthrie update.
Howard Stern may be the king of
all medium, but he's not the
king of all employees.
Uh oh.
And then in cigars, our board
Luciano is back in the news.
Craft has shipped and PDR brings
it back.
Sounds like a good show today.
Then we have a sandwich worthy
What's the score?
Knuckle sandwich.
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Some YouTube comments from
today.
Let's see what we got published
newest.
OK, OK.
Stop looking at me at Mark,
Palmer says.
I would have made that woman
president of the company.
Like you said, if she's a top
producer, who cares where she's
working from?
I agree.
That makes total sense to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks for picking that up,
Phil, because Palmer's now
checked out and he's done.
I'm sorry Steve sent us.
Somebody needs approval.
Very busy, very busy.
I haven't been a wholesale order
for me.
I was hoping it was that. 215
Ink says I can't wait until
Wednesday's show when they yell
at each other about the wrong
edit that was published.
Personally, I blame Boots.
Of course.
Well, I like the way that turned
out.
Yeah, it's all boots fall.
Phil.
Phil.
Phil.
Phil.
Please make it Phil Boots is not
part of the show.
CW6383 says mic check was
perfect, probably also
referencing the opening scene.
Yes, I'm sure it was.
Thank you for letting us know.
Do a mic check today so we can.
Tell us tomorrow.
And then this was a long one
from TX Alpha.
So I asked Chad GBT for the name
of a man who has self
preservation issues, is a DJ
construction company owner, and
makes questionable comments.
Here are their suggestions.
And there's a whole bunch here,
but there is the the one that I
like the best is safety first,
Steve.
No one else's safety is
included.
So yeah.
Safety first day when no one
else was.
If you want to hear your
comments on the show, just
comment below and we may read it
off.
So there's that.
I'm not saying if it's funny or
not or if it's just a comment or
anything, because you know,
Palmer is he's.
Just.
A comic.
Palmer is very angry.
Palmer's anger Anger is rubbing
off on me today.
Yeah, I'm not angry today.
So I called him and I said, hey,
you know what's up with the
edits?
And he goes, I'm just, I'm so
busy.
Well.
No, I said.
It's already been taken care of.
Oh, you said I can't.
I can't do all of it or
something like that.
Well, I'm sure I said that
after, but I started with.
It's been taken care of.
I learned how to use the in in
program editor on YouTube today
so you can edit it without
taking the whole.
Really.
Yes.
So you trimmed it?
Yes.
Oh, look at you.
He's happy again.
Yeah, he's happy.
Again, I'm not happy today.
I'm a little tired.
The practice yesterday was in
the rain, in the cold.
And tonight?
And like, I don't know, I mean,
I don't know, we may cancel
practice today, but like this
week, next three days, this is
the week before PCA.
There's a ton of things going
on, so.
No, no pressing today or is he
coming later?
Well, you know, Preston's a
little out of sorts, too,
because the season's about to
begin, so he's running behind.
So we're doing the best what we
got today.
Got it.
All right that.
Thing smells burning.
It's OK, hopefully they have
insurance here.
No comments on the oh, I've left
my sunglasses upstairs.
No comments on the on the
sparklers.
Did you?
No.
Did you figure out how to use
the glasses?
No.
I was just going to try again
today but apparently I'm not.
Wait, you were just going to
what were you going to do today
that you didn't do yesterday as
far as I mean you tried
yesterday?
Well, what's the score?
Right.
Did you learn something new or
just going to put them on and go
meta Facebook Live again?
I was going to, I was going to
say meta go live, and then I
wasn't going to speak.
If it says, hey, I need you to
reset the app, I would have
reset the app, yeah.
Does that bother you?
No, I thought you would have
worked it out before we got
here.
When you know, I'm just so busy,
Michael.
All right, we're all busy,
Michael.
Well, yeah, the difference is
here's the difference.
What's the difference?
The difference between your
added mistake and me screwing up
the Facebook live is the
Facebook Live falls on me and I
have no problem looking like an
idiot, but I didn't make.
I have a problem, look like an
idiot.
Well, no.
Again.
You don't let me finish.
You don't let me finish.
The difference is that your
mistake makes all three of us
look like an.
Idiot always do that.
Everybody knows it was my fault.
The guy even said it in the
comment that it well he blamed
him but everybody knows I do
the.
Edit yes.
However, you don't know what's
said at that point or anything
like that.
And this is kind of up, right?
So I mean, lucky for us that
it's pretty, it's pretty common.
We talk about the same things
kind of when we're miked up and
when we're not miked up.
You know, however, you are
destined to become the two guys
influencer that that was part of
the the opening you're not
going.
To let us do that.
Yeah, No, I mean, you, you could
go go ahead and do it, but it's
not part of this podcast.
I.
Wanted it to be part of the
show, not me personally.
Well, we, we intentionally don't
do anything in that realm for a
reason.
You could.
We can't.
We can't we because YouTube says
otherwise.
Oh well, I mean, we could do it
not be on the show.
We could do it on Instagram.
Is the show.
You can do it.
Go do it.
You have my blessing.
I.
Don't want to.
I don't want to do it by myself.
It's no fun.
It may be more fun with the
three of us.
OK.
Yeah, we're A-Team, We're
A-Team.
We should get paid as a team.
So it's super expensive.
We.
Should get paid as a team.
And there's three of us.
An influencer might just mean we
give you free cigars.
I mean, that's not going.
To you never know not.
Going to help us any here.
What I mean, Bomber, stop not
taking the things.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with What's wrong
with free cigars?
Nothing wrong with free cigars,
but that doesn't pay any bills.
It's true.
Yeah, it does.
What are you talking about?
We spend money all the time with
stuff.
David Garoppolo is indirectly
affecting sales upstairs by
infiltrating the podcast.
Look at that.
OK all.
Right.
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Go.
I thought we'd been going.
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There was one other thing that I
had in the last one.
Oh, that was good.
Boot, you look great today and
so do you, Palmer.
Feel looks great.
Feel always look great, Palmer.
You look great today.
There was something else.
Thank you very much.
I'm just fatigued.
I'm very fatigued.
No Red Bull.
Always Red Bull.
I have.
Oh yeah, I've already ripped it.
OK.
And we have to jump to the
bigger oz 8 1/2's not cutting it
anymore, feeling the resistance.
A new brand you build up an
immunity after a while you.
Know what it is you got to give
caffeine a break is the problem.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, I wouldn't know how to do
that either.
So.
I do stop coffee sometime but I
just supplement with something.
Else.
Something else.
Caffeine.
Yeah, cocaine.
I wish we had some.
That's illegal.
Some days we don't do those
things.
That's not nice.
I can still wish, just just not
doing it, yeah.
You left that life.
What was the other guy?
The what was the espionage guy?
I was talking about Bahia cigar
or something like that.
Bahica, OH.
The yeah, yeah, yeah.
When?
What happened?
I don't know.
Cocaine.
I don't know cocaine.
Right.
All right, go ahead.
Let's get going.
All right, Rapper Offset.
Anybody know who Offset is?
I'm not familiar with this
gentleman.
Cardi B's baby daddy, Yeah.
One of Cardi B's baby daddies.
Yeah, he got hospitalized after
being shot down at the by the
casino in Miami.
Hard Rock.
Hard Rock.
Hard Rock, yes.
The guitar.
The guitar.
So Fort Lauderdale, yes, but
they say Miami because it's
probably better for media.
I would imagine, yeah.
So he he was shot last night in
front of a casino, according to
representatives who said he is
stable condition.
He's fine.
OK.
His real name?
Do you know his real name?
Jonathan.
Onsen I understand why he why he
changed it to offset.
Oh, OK, let's guess.
Go ahead.
There's three.
Wait.
Wait, there's 33 names?
OK.
Doctavius.
Jones, Xavier.
This really can't be.
His he can't even, he can't be a
real name.
What, you can't even get out the
whole Octavius?
This is Spartan Michael, you'd
like to guess.
No, I don't.
Oh, so I win because he gives
up?
Yeah, yeah, you win.
Hit the sparklers.
Sparklers are only hit when I
win.
Kiari, Kendrell, Cephas.
All right, Cephas, I'm.
I'm sure you're mispronouncing
most of that.
Maybe the first name Kendrell is
pretty easy.
Cephas.
CEPHUS.
It's Cephas.
Oh stoppers, that you're a super
mumbled.
Mumbled or poppy?
No, it's it's like it's going.
Where's your phone?
Is there anything close to the?
My phone's on on the other
table.
Maybe it's your watch.
Oh, get out.
Here, take your watch.
Is it still doing it?
Yeah, it's only you.
Test, test, test.
It's still doing it.
Did you set my?
I'm telling it this watch.
This watch is sitting right by
the video S.
You're doing perfectly fine.
Yeah, how about now?
Yeah, now it's good.
Now it's good.
See.
Look, man, your watch is away
from it.
It's back there, bubbling again.
Drink your Red Bull.
Just be happy.
I haven't used 1/3 head yet.
What no homo?
What do you think?
I don't know who's talking.
About oh, sorry.
I'm going to cut.
That to 310.
Minutes.
You the where the where all
three of our heads are up on the
screen.
Oh.
OK.
All right, he's formerly, he was
married to Cardi B, not just the
baby daddy, but he was married.
Oh, but he had three children.
With her, yes.
Wow.
Damn.
He's a member of the chart
topping Raptrios Migos.
I, I should have let you say it,
he would have said Migos.
No, I said Migos.
But you know, you interrupted,
but that's OK, I apologize.
Sorry, he knows the word Migos.
Yeah, I know Migos there.
If there was an A in front, it
would be a Migos.
Name one song from Migos.
Oh, I don't.
Know the group, I know the word.
OK, Tequila.
I don't know who this guy is,
let alone the name of his group,
but they disbanded the group
because one of them got shot
back in 2022.
Right.
So he's shot again.
Is it the same one?
No, no, that one was killed I
believe.
He died.
Fatal shooting, Yes.
Oh.
Boy.
Oh, of Take Off.
The guy's name is Take Off.
Take off an offset.
Well offset guy shot take off is
dead.
Right.
Now there's this one guy left.
Well, are you?
Looking at him as maybe the.
Perpetrator Offset's still
alive.
Fatal shooting of rapper Take
Off.
Yeah, Offset is still alive.
He got shot last night, right?
Take Off got shot in 2022.
OK, he's dead.
OK, now there's one guy left.
Well, but offset's still alive.
One guy left that has not been
shot.
You don't know that.
Maybe he was shot.
Point.
Maybe he has been.
And then what's his name offset
or safe off or?
02 people have been detained and
another person sustained
injuries that were not life
threatening, police said.
They did not identify the name
of the person who was detained.
So what happened?
No idea.
No, they're not saying.
They're just saying there was a
shooting.
Some random.
He walked out.
I don't know if there's two
shots.
Who knows?
Well, if you know exactly that
it was two shots, the police may
have some questions for you.
Quavo is the guy that has not
been.
Quavo is bullet free as.
Far as we know at this.
Point Everybody likes Quavo, I
guess.
Why is he in the group Quavo?
He doesn't have the name off in
anything.
Offset take off Quavo.
Yeah, it really doesn't.
Fit yeah, it doesn't yeah.
What was he that's.
Probably why he hasn't been
shot.
Maybe they don't know he's a
real member.
Oh, their 2013 hit was Versace.
Versace, Versace Versace Versace
Versace Versace.
Well, they got a Grammy look at.
That yeah, yeah, they actually
have some good songs they'll.
Never heard of him before.
Yeah, I know because their name
isn't.
It's just not my kind of music.
And Garth Brooks.
I know who?
Garth Brooks, Yeah.
Waylon Jennings.
I know who.
Waylon Jennings.
I think he's dead.
Probably.
Yeah, Will Rogers.
They were having a private party
in 2022 at a bowling alley when
Takeoff was shot.
Who has a private party at a
bowling alley when you're a top
producing rap artists?
Seems a little odd, doesn't it?
Amigos do.
Yeah, and Houston know that.
There's nowhere else to go.
Maybe it's a dope bowling alley.
Yeah, maybe it's a rap friendly
bowling alley, apparently.
It's really popping, yeah.
But well, it was back in 2022
shooting good time.
Shooting good time, right?
OK, sorry my throat's a little
jacked today.
Yeah, I see that.
It's all right.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Right, we got a Nancy Guthrie
update.
OK.
Yesterday was the first day that
her daughter was returned to
television.
Oh yeah.
She wore a yellow dress like
they do the yellow ribbons for
her mother.
Oh, and symbolism.
For her missing mother.
OK, so there's been a couple of
new notes that have been leaked.
First note said we didn't do it,
but we know who did.
Give us one Bitcoin.
What's a Bitcoin worth now?
Is that a big amount of money?
65,000 yeah, it's a little
discount right now.
It's about 65 K.
So let's say give us one
Bitcoin.
We'll tell you who who did it.
We have seen her in Sonora,
Mexico.
She's in Mexico.
Yes, I told you guys.
Give us half now, we'll tell you
exactly where you can find the
body.
They say she's dead.
OK.
And then you give us the other
half. 30 GS on the gamble I.
Don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, apparently it was a
while ago.
They got the first note.
They got the second note.
You guys are stupid.
We told you we know where she
is.
She's not alive anymore.
Now it's too late.
Oh, they said before the
previous they.
Didn't say she was dead before
the second note says she dead.
So the previous note said, hey,
we know where she is.
Right.
We have seen her in Sonora,
Mexico, which is right across
the border from where she used
to live.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, this is kind
of double.
This is kind of troubling.
Like if you knew where she was,
why don't you just give out the
information?
Because they they're going to
have to run after they tell and
they want to be able to start a
new life and get away from the
people who have it.
For $65,000.
Apparently it's all they need to
have a very simple life.
Well, I guess, well in Mexico
that might go a lot further.
Yeah, where they where they
going to run to the next city
over in Mexico?
Right the Tijuana.
They no find us here.
And their Intel was and their
Intel was disregarded.
Yes, the police and the feds
have disregarded it as not true.
But they just came back and
said, we're telling you we're.
Telling you we know right where
the body is now.
This.
How do you disregard that as an
agency?
Are there still repercussions
with this, with these people
that they give out the Intel
like, oh, you told those?
Yeah, I mean, if you say who the
kidnappers are, I imagine
they're bad people in Mexico.
I'm sure they're Cartel I.
Didn't want to say the word.
Oh is that?
Does that trigger?
You didn't want to say the word
no.
You have reason?
You think that they're cartel?
They might be fans of the show.
Oh well, if you guys could let
us know so that way we get some
Bitcoin.
All of a sudden, no more San
Andreas for us.
Right.
Yeah.
Shut it down.
Right.
They say they can deliver them
on a silver platter, that they
use that word.
It's in parentheses.
Wow.
We will tell you exactly what
Pedro's name is.
Who said that?
Oh damn.
Damn it.
OK, quarter of a Bitcoin?
Quarter of a Bitcoin.
Guess I'll give you the first
name.
I'll give you the second, the
last name, least her name.
OK, well.
You'll never guess it.
Yeah, I mean, listen, obviously
the Guthrie family wants the
body, right?
Well, they're imaginable like
closure of some.
Sort, yeah.
It would be the not knowing I
imagine would be the worst part.
Yeah, I agree.
Not knowing is definitely rough.
And then, you know, not to
mention though, I mean, what are
the what are the repercussions
going to be for the alleged for
the Snick kidnappers?
No, the kidnappers.
Yeah.
I mean, they're in Mexico.
What, are we going to go drag
them back?
I mean that I'm sure that, you
know, we just got some guy out
of Venezuela, we might pop right
over.
We might.
I don't know.
The Iranian thing is heating up.
Yeah, tomorrow's it.
Supposedly it's either come to
terms.
Yeah, they're running out of
time on the deadline.
Oh, we're going to level you.
Send you back to the Stone Age
where you belong.
That's yeah, something like
that.
Wasn't that's intense?
Yeah, especially on a rainy day.
And and supposedly I heard that
North Korea has backed off and
no no longer supporting Iran.
Well, yeah.
I mean, they're like.
They're getting a little getting
a little hot.
Over there.
Yeah.
Did you see all those F
fifteens?
It was funny, like, you know
what I remember when no, I did
not go ahead.
No, they showed on the news they
were put them all in the
aircraft carrier.
Gotcha.
I've seen footage of them flying
those F fifteens.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
How are they shooting them down?
It was maybe a.
Lucky shot.
If you ask Trump, they said that
it just got lucky.
Sometimes you get lucky and more
I.
Mean, I saw one where the planes
are going, you know, like this
and then this guy just pulls up
and goes this way, a maverick
with the plane pointing up and
the other guy's still going
straight.
I'm like, how are they?
How do they hit these?
That's wild.
I also saw SO.
I don't know if that's an F15, I
think that's a.
Different.
Well, it could be a different, I
don't.
Know.
Sorry I didn't.
That was from Top Gun Maverick.
No, no it wasn't.
It was natural.
Footage also, like, do you
remember when, when we pulled
Maduro out and then there were
jokes where where you saw like
Kim Jong Un on the phone, like,
hey Donald, are we cool, right?
Are we cool now, right?
That's kind of what's kind of
what's happening.
That's right.
Hey, yeah, you know, I don't
really feel the need.
I don't like them.
Yeah, you know what?
He bad man.
I told him to leave you alone.
Yeah, about that.
When I said I I got your back, I
was like, I don't know, maybe
not so much.
Did you see what they did?
They completely came in here
undetected, killed all your
guys, all 49 of them, and they
escaped 3 Times Now.
I don't want to die, I don't
want to on alive, OK?
For that rescue, we fed them
false information.
So they're all looking over
here, right?
But we just pop in over here and
pick the guy.
Is that what happened?
Yeah.
Really.
CIA leaked false information of
where he was.
So then Irans over here looking
by the refrigerator, and then
he's over here by the TV and
they can.
You.
Imagine.
That's brilliant.
Can you imagine all of them
sitting around the screen?
We got him.
We got him.
We know right where he is.
We look at, look at.
This way boost this way this.
Way Meantime the the guys over
here in a crevice with his gun,
he climbed 7000 feet up the side
of a mountain or something with
a busted leg or something like
that.
Oh.
This is definitely a Mark
Wahlberg movie.
This is definitely a mark.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Mark Wahlberg, right?
It'll be I want to play him.
I'm good at this.
Yeah, why did you see my other
one?
Can you I just like like think
about the the?
I could do a good limp.
Thinking about the military
intelligence and watch this.
Watch this.
They're moving towards the
bloop.
No, no, it's even better.
Hey, Sir, I think we should just
use this fake information and
put it over here for him.
That'll never work, All right.
That's stupid.
Watch this.
There's no way they're going to
fall.
OK, radio came out over there.
These.
Guys, they fell.
For IT beepers, they're all in
the same building and now they
all fell for the old whoopty Doo
trick.
The whoopty Doo.
Yeah, yeah, they got whoopty
dude.
I don't know if it's a true
story or not.
I saw that a drone flew over him
for 48 hours.
If anybody got it said 3 meters,
I don't know if that's if that's
true or not.
Any Iranian guy within 3 meters
of the guy, they just killed him
with the drone.
They shot a little rocket and
just.
Blew the guy up right?
Like, hey, there's a bunch of
dead bodies over here.
I'm willing to bet that we're
close.
No, no, no, no, the information
says.
Look.
At the map, it's over there.
He's by the Burger King.
They all like the new arch.
Oh I saw Ronald McDonald.
I'm selling Amazon, we should
get it, not Amazon on eBay.
I put it upstairs in front.
Of the shop, a statue.
Yeah, the statue is like they
used to have out in front of.
McDonald's It's expensive.
Yeah, it's got to be.
No, it's like 2 grand.
Yeah, I saw a Facebook
marketplace.
Oh, did you?
Maybe that's where I saw a
Facebook.
Marketplace, yeah.
So like 2 grand is short money,
Yeah, I mean.
No, I mean, it's not like it's
20,000.
Dollars, yeah, I mean like we
got sparklers now so.
If we got sparklers now, that
may or may not work.
Why?
Why don't we drop Ronald
McDonald in the post?
Not the show, the shop.
But what's it going to do?
It won't do with nothing.
You're going to have to put him
in a chair if he's going to do
for the show.
You're going to tell me that
you're going to go upstairs and
talk to Greg and you're going to
say, hey, Greg.
He's not.
Very emotional right now.
I want to because of JW.
Yeah, he's a soft touch.
Yeah, say you know what?
JW would really love this Ronald
McDonald in his chair.
We could put it in his chair.
Yeah, in honor of him, because
he'd always be McDonald's.
So JW was a probably one of the
first customers ever at this
store and he recently passed.
So that's kind of what we're
talking about.
Oh man, so no one told me did.
You see.
Oh.
Really.
No, Nobody told.
You.
You didn't know.
He read Greg rattle off his name
on the list of people to tell.
Apparently he didn't go through
the list yet.
Woman.
Serious.
Yeah, man, that's it.
Happened Sunday.
He died.
He passed on Easter Sunday.
Yeah, he was a good dude.
He was.
One of the best, very nice.
He, I mean he was a chromogeny
old bastard.
But we loved them.
We loved them.
God forbid you sit in his chair.
He'll kick you right out.
We should put one of those name
plaques on the back of that
chair.
In memory of Well, those chairs
are going to be going away soon.
Oh, you're talking about one of
those.
No, like that plaque on the back
of those.
But not but those chairs are
eventually going to be
renovated.
Put it on the new one.
OK, I mean.
We have a guy now that makes
metal things.
All right.
And then we'll put Ronald
McDonald next to him.
That would be nice.
Yeah.
OK.
Pete's chair now.
We've gone off the rails here 26
minutes in OH.
All right, well there's a quote
from the letter.
The letter said it's
unbelievable that millions have
been wasted and yet here I am
willing to deliver them on a
silver platter since the 11th of
February for one Bitcoin.
But I'm disregarded as a scam.
They are free and the case is
frozen, but the egos remain hot
when it comes to me.
Arrogance at its finest.
So the guy's pissed off that
they don't believe it?
That was on the 2nd letter.
I think that's great, but you
know.
Here I am, $65,000.
You're going to have it.
I mean, there's got to be some
negligence involved in this case
that's.
Well, you saw a video.
With the sheriff, you would
assume, right?
Because Barney Fife?
Yeah.
I mean, there's just no way.
Sorry.
What are you laughing?
Bitcoin prices going down, now
it's a deal.
Now you get it on discount.
Right, it's gone down since the
original notes, so then I have
the guy settling for less.
Wild man, OK.
They go for the info for half a
Bitcoin and then when there's a
public arrest, you give me the
other half.
Disregarded.
OK.
All right, moving on.
Howard Stern's former assistant
is suing him, claiming A famed
radio personality created a
hostile workplace.
I could see that continue all.
Right.
The lady's name is Leslie Kuhn.
She began working for him in
2022 as his office manager at
his SiriusXM.
Then he told her, we're going to
give you a raise.
You can be my personal assistant
and my wife's personal
assistant.
His wife runs a some type of
rescue.
Dog.
Animal dogs and cats, yeah.
So now he's now she's the
executive assistant, but her
raise well, first, how much do
you think she was making for the
SiriusXM job A. 100 KA year.
Phil, I don't know, 120 A.
$100,000.
OK.
All right, then in 2025, they
gave her a raise to take on this
new job.
So three years later, yeah, take
on all this other stuff.
OK.
What's the new rate?
One O 5.
Phil. 90 it.
Went down.
Well, I would.
You know.
Great job we're.
Paying you.
You know what we're?
Going to 10 hostile.
We're going to take 10K off the
top here.
Maybe it was the same guy that
put the information out for the
Iranians.
Hey, watch this.
Now she's making 265,000.
Dollars, OK, it's happening.
With an $80,000 bonus to move
closer to them in the Hamptons.
OK.
Your voice is getting doing the
thing again.
Me again.
Yep, just you.
What?
Is going on bling?
See where your watch is?
Look where your watch is.
It's back in that spot.
OK, yes.
It's not my watch think.
I can get him to take his shirt
off too.
We go one time.
It's.
A Gray shirt.
Nobody wants that, so but then
in 2026, they fired bubbly.
Wait, no, it's good now.
So in 2026, they fire her?
Yeah, he moved the watch.
Oh, he took it off.
Yeah, they fired her for alleged
misconduct.
I.
Don't know why you're so angry,
I'm just trying to help.
I hope it goes bubbly again.
I hope it doesn't.
What?
He says I hope it goes bubbly
again.
Oh, is it bubbly?
Is it doing the ticking?
Or is it?
No, it's like your voice is
like, yeah, it's like the story
like that, yeah.
It's your what?
So there's no details of what
she did.
Yeah.
So what's the, what's the
lawsuit about?
I don't understand.
Well, she's suing them for a
hostile work environment because
they fired her for something she
didn't do, so she claims.
OK, allegedly.
Yes, and it's affecting her
ability to find another job.
Well, I mean you were making 200
and something a year.
Yeah, over $200,000 to run a dog
shelter and make sure Howard
Stern had his hot water and
lemon or.
Look, there's no way.
There's got to be a legitimate
reason, you know?
Well, they gave her the raise at
the in December of 2025, OK.
And then in 2026, they fired.
Her owe too much money, is that
what you're saying?
I have no idea.
They're not saying why.
We're paying her 1/4 of
$1,000,000 a year.
The wife, Beth, has been listed
as one of the main reasons for
the hostile work environment.
Oh.
So maybe this, maybe this Leslie
lady, maybe she's attractive and
Beth is getting a little up in
age now.
I don't think that's the case.
I'm just looking at options.
I understand, you know, look, a
personal assistant, it's got to
be tough.
Oh, sure.
You got it.
You got to flow with the person.
And now it's it's like 24 hours
a day because now she's moved in
with them.
Yeah, You've only had, you
probably only had some
experience with with Howard
Turner's wife, Beth, kind of
like remotely just kind of
interacting.
And now all of a sudden you're
her personal assistant, right?
It could be oil and water,
right, Right.
And then that's like.
Yeah, maybe she's just not a
nice person.
What best Stern?
I don't think, I don't think
that's the case.
I think that, you know,
realistically, again, there has
to be a level of synergy there.
You know, they got a mesh and
maybe you meshed well with Stern
with Howard, right?
But adding another variable,
maybe you don't mesh with her
like, hey, listen, this isn't
working out.
So maybe she went in and said,
hey, I don't know.
I can't.
This isn't it's you know, we're
not on the same page here.
So you know, well then at that
point then I need you to revert,
revert back to just becoming my
personal assistant.
OK, well, what about the extra
100 GS?
Well, that's gone, right, Right.
So could be.
Yeah.
It's I'm not speaking from
experience and we don't pay our
assistant that much.
Since they just lost their
assistant.
Yeah, but.
They lost their assistant.
You lost your assistant.
Yeah, Friday.
Well, she's leaving Friday.
Hostile work environment.
Hostile work environment.
No, no.
Is it because if Tia's dog and
cat rescue?
Potential lawsuit?
No, she, she wants, she wants to
have another kid and we can't
give her medical insurance for
that.
I gotcha not.
Where I thought he was going to
go.
She wants another kid and I just
can't give it to her.
I just can't provide it I.
Can't.
No, it's I got.
I got a new one coming.
I can't.
Have 85 children at this point.
Whoever takes that spot, I mean,
it's it is difficult because
it's really an assistant for
Tia, but I come, you know, I'm
the extra baggage.
Oh, he's Beth Stern.
Oh yeah, you're Beth.
Yeah, in this scenario.
It's a little rough when I walk
in and I turn on, you know,
Biggie Smalls and I got to work
with, you know, with that music
and then.
And I need my Twinkies and my
Hostess cakes and.
Well, I do ask them to order
food at times.
Yeah, and I need a driver.
A driver?
What the hell you need a driver
for?
He gets anxiety.
Sometimes, yeah.
Long drives, yeah.
I I have to drive to the store.
I need Cheetos.
Can you drive me?
No.
They have Cheetos in my office.
Why aren't the Cheetos here?
Yeah, why are we at?
Why are we out of Cheetos, for
God's sakes?
There was one time I was really
hungry and I was like, we
there's a reason why we keep the
chip stocked here because if I
get super hungry, I could just
grab some chips.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine signing up as a
personal assistant for his wife
and then realizing that he comes
along with the deal?
He can tell me to do things too.
And that he comes in like a man
baby bitching about Cheetos not
being there and then requesting
someone to drive him to go get
the Cheetos.
T is trying to get permits
pulled in things for jobs and I
had a stomp.
T, I'm sorry he wanted Cheetos.
I don't want me to.
Do I don't know why we can't
give a personal assistant here?
And T is going I don't know
what's.
Going on, they're getting paid.
I'm nice of these people and
everything.
I'm giving you money, is it?
$265,000.
No, not even close.
No, not even.
Close.
It's more like $65.
If it was, if it was paying that
much, I'd take the job.
You can't.
Get your own Cheetos.
Yeah, yeah, we've already proven
that fact.
The poor lady's quitting over
it.
Do you think he has like a king
crown?
That's.
They put.
Down as soon as he walks in.
Yeah, like it's probably held by
the door and then.
He goes back into the glass
office and changes clothes and
things and.
I must go.
Acts like there's a solid wall.
There, unrobe me so I can go
through my day.
I have to pee.
Who's coming with?
Someone hold this, I like to pee
like this.
My wipies, where are the dude
wipes?
There are no more dude wipes in
the bathroom.
Oh, you don't want to go in the
bathroom with me?
No problem.
I pissed on the floor.
You will be cleaning that.
Hey, that dog.
Hey, Phil, I just want you to
know the personal assistant
quit.
Why?
Why?
Yeah, seriously.
I.
Really liked her.
Yeah, she seems so nice.
Oh my God, that's awesome.
That was good.
I needed that after the bad news
you guys gave me.
Yeah.
JW has passed.
JW is back.
Let me bring that back.
Don't.
Forget you, God.
They unplugged him too if that
helps you stop.
You know what?
No.
Stop.
Did they look?
Yes.
Look, Oh my God, you know what?
Here's the harsh, harsh reality.
People die.
You have 100% chance of dying.
I understand.
No one gets out alive right?
And you know, I guess the sad
part is, but for you and I is
that we've had some experience
of people passing You, on the
other hand, have not have not.
Well, that's not true because
you recently had one. 23.
You're 3.
Yeah.
Did your mother tell you they
just went to go live at a farm?
Tony, my Uncle Greg, and then
Tia's dad's girlfriend.
She's she's kind of like.
That one doesn't count.
The blonde lady.
Oh, she's not blonde.
She's definitely white haired.
She passed.
No, no, no, her son, oh, her son
passed. 7/7 times removed.
Well, I used to hang out with
them and.
The get together Tia's dad's
girlfriend.
I'm like I've met.
Her.
Yeah.
And he goes.
Oh no, it was her son.
Yeah, I don't know.
No, not her son.
Her son's girlfriend's brother.
Oh.
Oh, I feel so bad.
Tony is the big one for you.
That was that was the big.
That was your biggest, I would,
I would say as far as, you know,
experience with death.
So, I mean, my Uncle Greg was my
favorite uncle.
Was he?
Yeah.
You fired him.
No, I had, I had, I had.
Well, things happened.
I had to get him away.
Yeah.
Because I didn't want to hate
him because he was, I mean, he
was like a, he was like an
uncle.
Like when I was a little kid, I
was like, oh man, I can't wait
to go to Grandma's because Uncle
Greg's there.
Do you think uncles kind of
disappoint you as you get older?
Once you kind of get to know
them a little more, they're no
longer the fun uncle.
No, he was always a fun uncle.
I mean, I no, no, I don't agree
with that.
I mean, he was always fun.
It's just.
I didn't say that it wasn't.
Just ask him.
No, I, I think, I think you
understand like some of the
things that they do.
But no, they don't disappoint
me.
Yeah, did you have a funcal?
No.
No fun, uncle.
We weren't close with the
outlying family because we moved
so much.
Right, so no cool aunt.
Nope.
Well, yeah, but that's the one
my mother doesn't talk to.
And now we understand why.
Yeah, I don't blame my aunt.
I don't.
Know maybe you should call her.
I talked to her through her
daughter, my cousin.
Yeah, yeah, we, we have the word
is friended each other on
Facebook and we we chat now and
then.
Gotcha, I feel like you missed
out.
Catch up, everybody.
Yeah, I do too.
Like Adrian's family's real
close and we see all her
relatives.
You know, you go to one place
and 75 different relatives show
up.
And I'm like.
Who's that?
I haven't even met that one
before.
Yeah.
You know, Grandma, my dad's
parents would come visit once in
a great while when we were kids,
and we'd go to Tennessee once in
a great while and visit, you
know, then you go house to
house.
But as a kid, you know, you go
house to house and then really
just sitting there where the
grown-ups talk and they just
look at you.
Minimal interaction, yeah.
Till the cousins show up and
then you all go and play.
Then you get in trouble with
being loud.
Yeah.
Stop that.
What are you doing?
Right, You think you'd be closer
with your brother once you
realize came to that
realization.
We don't like each other.
You have a brother?
You have an older brother.
Does he look like you?
But bigger, not fatter.
He's just bigger.
He's a biker, biker and a cop.
You were a biker.
Yeah.
Riding through this world, where
is he, A police officer?
Piones County.
Pinellas or Pine Hills?
Pinellas, Pinellas, however you
say it.
Pinellas.
Where's Pinellas?
He's a resource officer now.
That's like in Pinellas is like
the middle of nowhere.
That's like schools.
Yeah, he used to be the guy.
If you beat your child, he came
and took them from you, right?
Oh, like ADCF cop?
Yeah, and I mean big biker guy,
you don't you're gonna go oh,
take.
Would you like the other one
too?
I.
Just right.
Even my dead body.
I can arrange that like
Kindergarten Cop.
You hit him, I hit you.
OK, moving on. 40 minutes now.
Alright, in the cigar news,
unless you have a video for us
today, Michael, what do you
have?
Listen, I feel the pressure
every day for the video, every
day for the video.
Fire.
Spark video was neat once I
could listen to the.
Audio this the revert?
I don't want it to revert.
OK, it looks fine.
I saw this last night and it
popped back up again.
So I was like, OK, we're going
to play this.
So it's a video at Sam's Club.
Lady is going to get some
chicken and I guess see how this
unfolds.
Do you turn the volume down
again?
Yeah, that's fine.
And then you can play it later.
Oh, it didn't.
Why is this lady?
How nasty.
Did she not like the lady
behind?
Her like, I don't know.
Did you send it to Palmer?
Weird.
Yeah, I sent it with the both of
you.
Did you not get it?
And it was the lady with the
camera.
What's that?
It was the lady with the camera
who got the chicken taken from
her.
Yeah, I think she had like
Meadows on or something.
She had to be recording.
The the blonde or the lady in
the pink?
Did she say because she she they
had an interaction?
She makes a comment saying oh
she was here before you.
Like what is that about?
She can go fast at Costco.
It's Sam's.
Sam's sorry.
You got to fight that out.
Like, what's going on here?
What are we doing?
Yeah.
It seems mean.
I mean, there wasn't really a
line, yeah.
You just could have sat tight
and then another bachelor came
out or whatever if you like.
I mean, the guy just kind of
dropped it over there.
It's not like he was like.
Right, he's just throwing them
on the shelf.
Yeah, maybe the other one was
her friend.
Had to have been something like
that.
She knew or something.
That was so, but that was hey.
Nancy, you take this one.
I mean, my God, something else
had to happen before that.
Somebody.
I would, I would bet.
Maybe she sniped her on a sample
or something with a cookie.
Sample sniping, Yeah.
What do you think happened
beforehand?
Like how does that happen?
I don't know, I have a brain
block right now I'm sorry guys
he's.
Just taking it all in, He's
reflecting on right?
Now that the death.
On the demise of all of
everybody.
Right.
Wow, I don't know.
I I was, I didn't see anything
wrong in the video.
What?
What happened?
The lady with the camera went to
go get chicken and the other
lady took it the.
One in the pink.
And slid it over to the right so
that she couldn't give.
Her chicken Give the camera
chicken lady to somebody else's.
Chicken.
I mean she legit had her hand on
it and she said Nope.
Slid not for you and then smiles
at her.
Like sorry she was here before
you.
Like, Ouch.
I don't know, she probably like
cut her off with her cart or
something.
Could be could be a cart
problem.
It really is kind of hard to
tell who's in the right there
and that's.
Right, without knowing what
happened before.
Yeah, right.
Maybe she did do something to
justify the taking of the
chicken.
Yeah, because I'm sure I talked
about this before, but whenever
I have my parking space and
people would park there, I would
block them.
We'll park your parking space
where I where?
Did you have the?
Parking space.
I used to have a a parking, so
at the auction for the school, I
would always buy the front
parking space for the early
Learning Center when Teddy was
was there.
And then people said my name on
it and people would pull up
because they're going to run in
and out and just block and they
would park in the spot.
So I would just move behind them
and block them.
And then when they came out
like, hey, I got to go.
I'm like, you're going to wait.
You shouldn't have been in my.
Spot.
You know what, Mr. Mike?
Jesus.
Is.
Watching wouldn't be having this
problem.
Yeah, Like, wow.
Yeah.
Well, I don't even.
We've never heard this before.
Really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, well, yeah.
I'm like, I, well, you know.
So you wasn't good?
No, you go.
You have your own parking spot
and you coach all our teams.
It was annual and when she moved
out, when she levelled up to the
school, I didn't get the one by
the school.
I didn't want that one because
that one's even worse.
So like at ELCI can block that
spot and not jam up traffic.
If somebody were to take your
spot at the school, if you block
that spot, you're going to jam
up traffic.
And I'm just not that.
I'm not at that.
Level that upset yet?
You know, so yeah, I know I'd
block her.
I'd block them prepared for
whoever it is.
Now, if I if I had blocked the
person and like a pregnant lady
came out, I would have felt
terrible.
I'm like, I'm you know what you
guys had you just take my spot
no problem.
But it was always like some
dude.
What about a grandparent?
Nah.
Veteran.
Nah.
Handicap.
What type of handicap?
No.
A walking handicap.
Like they're struggling to walk.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you'd still block them.
No, if I block them like you
know what, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I didn't realize.
You know what, if I see your car
again, you can just take the
spot.
But like veterans, so broad.
Well, I'm picturing an old man.
Yeah, well, with.
A hat on it says U.S.
Navy.
I was on, you know, the USS
Constitution or something.
It's like, well, I'm a veteran,
alright.
Well, what did you do?
You know, like, I was a mechanic
kid.
I was, I was a mechanic at Fort
Bragg.
Like OK.
Mashed potato for 75,000 people.
I used to cook chicken.
Like I'm like, oh, OK.
Like, I don't know, like, like
what?
Set you off again.
Like where's the line here?
You know what I mean?
So it just can't be blanketing
for me.
You know, if I saw a license
plate disabled vet, I'd consider
it.
Like, maybe I don't block that
guy, right?
But I'd ask more questions later
because I know plenty of people
that are disabled and it's like,
you're fine, dude.
Like we're all, we're all in
pain.
You're not in, you're not in the
legitimate pain that, that, that
a disabled veteran actually did.
As a matter of fact, if I was a
disabled veteran and I saw you
walking around, I'd be pissed
off, right?
Like, you know, screw this guy.
I had, I got 3 bullets in me
that they couldn't remove,
right?
For whatever reason.
And you have neck pain.
Like, you know, what are we
doing?
It's a lot.
Of neck pain really hurts.
We're all in neck pain.
If you're 40 plus, you're in
neck pain.
You're in all sorts of pain,
yeah.
Well, when you're, you know,
putting £500 on your shoulders
and squatting it.
Yeah, that's usually not.
Of course, like you, well, you
don't do that anymore.
Are you still in the interest
though?
Don't need to blood, don't.
Need to blood.
That I've actually, I've been
slowly trying to get back to
that, to the squats, yeah.
So it's over then?
Oh, that's long time, but it's
still not the same.
I'm still not the same, right?
No pain and suffering, never the
same.
She go back.
No, it doesn't work that way.
A little extra doesn't work that
way.
She.
Says we did a story last week.
A guy's going back every six
months suing somebody.
Oh, it was Jello pudding guy
Bill Cosby gets.
Sexual allegations Jello pudding
guy.
Jello pudding guy.
Is one lady for the last 18?
Years Bill Cosby.
OK, All right.
Oh, good.
Greg is Greg is approving
orders.
Nice.
All right, now, buddy, Luciano's
back in the news.
Luciano the Maker is coming in
late June.
So apparently he's still with
Constella's group.
Luciano's Cigars has announced a
new core line that will be
showing off at the upcoming PCA
2026 PCA convention, a trade
show.
It is called Luciano the Maker,
New Coraline that goes along
with Luciano the Dreamer.
And Luciano was the other one.
Oh, he's vice president of the
Constella USA.
See, she's often overlooked when
See the Maker was developed.
With that in mind, I'm trying to
find what the other cigars were.
All right, this cigar is a
Habano Corojo 99 rapper from an
undisclosed country.
OK, can't say where I got this
tobacco.
From all right.
Ecuadorian Sumatra seed and
Mexican Senator is binders and
fillers from the Dominican
Republic and Nicaragua, creating
what the company says is a
medium to full bodied cigar.
OK, the cigars are made at
Anybody want to guess Constella
group Luciano Tabacos SA in
Nicaragua.
So he has another.
Factory.
Oh, look at that.
Wow. 2 sizes, a 6 by 52 and a 6
1/2 by 54.
You could guess the price of
either one.
I have both, Phil.
Obviously they're different.
Five finger discount.
No, How much?
Oh, I didn't know if we were
going with a theme here, $12.00.
That's probably close.
I'm going to say 14. 1275 or
1295?
Yeah.
I want both.
If Charlie, if you're watching
you have a typo.
He has 12 comma 75 not 12.75 and
12 comma 95 not 12 point.
I would correct him, but he's
been asking for a press release
and I haven't delivered that I
was.
Going to ask you about that this
morning going.
To try and get that done today.
Luciano the Maker is the largest
the latest installment in
serious cigars that explores the
human themes that dated back to
July 2019 for Luciano the
Traveller and Luciano the
Dreamer.
Now he is Luciano the Maker.
Nice.
OK, moving on.
Yep, I'm trying to Craft 2026
heads the stores as of
yesterday.
Yay.
About six weeks later than
planned.
Craft 2026 has been released
today, April 6th.
Roma Craft Tobacco Shipping
Craft 2026, the latest in this
flagship craft brand.
The 2026 measures A5 by 60,
though each 10 count box
features 10 different looking
cigars.
It's only 10 different cigars.
Gentlemen, we were wrong before,
yes.
Not everyone is different.
Right.
Not 10,000 different cigars,
just 10 different cigars.
It's not like a Andean bear.
Right.
Do you know crafts bears?
What?
You know what an Andean bear is?
Andean, a bear from Andean.
Kind of, yeah.
All right.
But you want to know what makes
them so different.
They're all different.
They're all different.
You know why they're different?
They're from Andean.
Now, the spectacles, their
dresses, around their eyes, they
call them spectacles, and
they're all different patches
and colors.
It's like fingerprints for them.
Yeah, how about that?
It's not like 10 and 10.
You.
Know zebras the same way.
They're all striped different.
They're all starting different.
You know the kangaroo has three
vaginas.
Yes, you like to drop that one
out?
Don't.
You.
That's one of my favorite ones.
Favorite thing?
Right.
Yeah, Craft series has been used
by Roman Kraft to back to show
off the talent of its cigar
rollers, and it's interesting
designs on the rappers.
Yeah, that was a nice segue from
three vaginas to craft cigars.
Yeah, that's perfect, perfect.
Previously, Skip Martin, Co
founder of Roman Craft Back,
told Half Wheel that the Craft
2026 blend uses 9 different
varieties of tobacco from six
different countries.
Delicious.
He declined to specify which
tobaccos they were.
Undisclosed.
Undisclosed Undisclosed.
Eat cigars and MSRP of
gentlemen.
You want me to go first?
Chair 16.
He already knew.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, no way.
You got it right on the money.
I figured you would have known,
right?
Now I don't remember.
I was going to say 15.
So it was scheduled to arrive in
mid February, but packaging
delays caused the release to be
pushed back to now.
There you go.
So they're on their way,
everyone.
All the leather is done, all
the.
Leather.
All the leather is done.
All right, PDR Cigars is
bringing back the AFR 75.
I know how much you like the AFR
70.
Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
This summer, PDR Cigars will be
reintroducing the AFR 75 line,
which was first released in.
Nicaragua, 2015. 2013 but on
hiatus recently.
Recently, Nicaragua was
originally released in He Goes
Nicaragua.
Knocking on the door.
I think your friend is here.
Oh yeah, maybe.
AFR 75 was originally developed
as a small batch project by Abe
Flores, who wanted to showcase
the highest level of
craftsmanship at his factory.
You tell.
Me what?
Well, not a limited edition.
It was limited in production as
it was already rolled by select
individuals.
Nice.
Very sad.
Do we need to end now?
Are we done?
That's when we're over.
No, we got to get going.
Preston is here.
And that is the end of the joke,
because Preston just walked.
In Mikey got really tipper all
the sudden.
Hey, jumped up.
He's in such a good mood.
I'll get the door.
I'll get it.
You guys don't get up.
Yeah I I enjoy his company way
better than you 2 slap Dicks,
that's for sure.
Yeah, he doesn't screw up
editing or say anything
inappropriate.
I don't say inappropriate
things.
You're not allowed to anymore.
You're a lost soul.
We're trying to, we're trying to
help you, trying to save you.
So you can have an assistant
that'll stay with your company.
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Delaware.
Yes.
Amends their smoking ban to
allow smoking in cigar lounges.
This is Delaware County, not
Delaware, the state.
Oh, OK.
Very confusing.
On Monday, Delaware County
commissioners approved an
exemption to the county smoking
ban that will clear the way for
cigar stores and lounges to
allow their customers to smoke.
In order to qualify for the
exemption is cigar lounge must?
There are three things.
Give us $10,000.
There's three things.
Your first born child.
Have to have a liquor license.
One OK prohibit anyone under 21
years of age for mentoring 2 OK.
Three, you can only smoke cigars
inside.
No cigarettes, no vapes, no
nothing.
Else, you know, the liquor
license question mark.
But the other two sounds
reasonable to me, yeah.
Two out of three in.
Bed I don't know why I have to
have a liquor license.
Additionally, we have.
A oh, wait, wait, wait, are you
on me?
I'm on the 2.
OK.
Are you going to hit?
Are you fire the sparklers?
No, this is me.
Well, first of all, we don't
know if we're going to have
sparklers today.
I'm just waiting.
Here comes the other shoe.
I'm looking for the shoe to
drop.
I didn't know what you I thought
you were going to try to hit a
bug with the.
With the flames?
No.
No.
Additionally, the lounge cannot
function as a restaurant,
meaning the food and beverage
sales equal or exceeds 60% of
the business annual gross
income.
After year in operation, the
lounge must generate at least
20% of its gross income from the
sale of cigars and the rental of
on site humidors.
Banana.
Yes, it means a locker.
Yeah.
You get.
The turns?
That doesn't make sense.
No, that doesn't make sense.
Turn your thing off and on
again.
Who you?
Where's your watch?
Oh, jazz hands.
You know what, Dad?
Did you plug these in and are
they fully charged?
You know what could be?
The charger is still plugged in.
I'm charging the charger right?
But no, they these were charging
this.
Morning.
So they're not 100%.
Well, so the.
Charging base Charging them
every time you put them.
In right unless it's on a
battery.
But it did have battery, but I
figured it needed to be charged
again.
So all three were plugged in at
one time on a supercharger,
right?
So maybe you can't have the base
unit charging while you're using
it.
Could be, maybe, maybe I don't
know all these things.
No watch for him, they can't be
plugged in, no phones in there
or anything.
Can you turn off your
defibrillator for about another
20 minutes?
Yeah.
Right.
This is worse than the
conditions in Colorado County.
Yeah, it really is.
Yeah, take off your.
Pants.
Oh, sorry, not.
That kind of show anymore.
Yeah, it gets uncomfortable.
We said we weren't going to do
that.
Yeah, all right.
Same with the industry's
favorite game.
Oh.
What?
A score where?
Did he go?
Is he not participating in the
game?
He's the one that sat down and
got comfortable.
I don't.
Know, I said, what's the score
with this I mean.
Yeah, we do a show.
I'll tell him I'll I'll review
with him.
All right, it's from April 6th,
2016.
Patrick Lagreed is the reviewer.
OK.
Knuckle Sandwich Cigars, Limited
Edition Nicaragua Redux and
Mikey's done with the show.
I win.
Stay on him.
I win.
It's a knuckle sandwich 56
redux.
OK.
Are you going to shoot him now?
No, stay on him.
You're still on him.
Yeah.
OK, I think it's 52.
Why am I guessing the score?
Are you?
Leaving a Knuckle Sandwich Redux
by Patrick.
By Patrick the 56.
And the 56, the Redux 89.
It was done yesterday, yeah.
It's a good score.
You say cigar score. 94.
The best one was the 55.
This is an Uncle Sandwich 56
country of origin in Nicaragua
factory San Letano Letano
Letano.
Is this the Oval one?
This is the 56.
If you give me a minute, I'll
tell you.
When it came out.
Three years ago, almost.
He's 59.
No, he just came out with the
58.
Release date 2024.
There you go, 3.
Years ago, they smoked one.
That's all you got.
The redux.
So I go again.
Yes, now you can go.
Again 89. 91.
Always hitting buttons.
I'm excited.
Clue and #1 The Knuckle Sandwich
56 comes out swinging with a
rich, Hardy profile loaded with
earth, pepper and steak off the
grill kind of aroma that makes
it feel bold and satisfying
right from the start. 90. 91.
Clue #2. 18 it.
What?
What?
Have you seen it?
No, but if I win I want to hit
the sparklers.
You don't get sparklers.
They're my sparklers, that's
how.
This works.
I thought they should have been
1:00 on the other side too.
But yeah, it's not fun.
Thanks.
Palmer.
No, it's just me.
That way whoever the winner is
gets them.
Nope.
But the problem is there is only
one remote and they would both
go up every time.
I'm the sparkler guy. #2
Construction sounds excellent
overall with a smooth draw,
strong burn performance for most
of the smoke, and a profile that
gained some welcome to
creaminess in the second third
to balance out the pepper. 91.
91. #3 As the cigar moved into
the second-half, some of the
flavors lost their sharpness and
became more blended together,
with a little extra dryness and
heat showing up near the end.
91. 90.
I thought after two years of
rest, the Knuckle Sandwich 56 is
held on to many of the same
flavors that earned it such a
good cigar when I smoked it two
years ago.
The biggest change, particularly
in the second-half, is that
those flavors have come together
so tightly that a lot of their
individual definition have been
lost.
Just like a good Stew is
enjoyable, it's now about the
simmered combination of the
individual components.
And while it's still possible to
pick out the keynotes, it's not
easy as I remember it being.
That said, the flavor balancing
complexity still shine.
But if asked to pick which one I
enjoyed more, it's a no doubter
that this cigar for my palate
was more enjoyable 2 years ago
compared to today.
So before you say the final
score, I have the final score of
this one.
I also have the original final
score, so you're going to be
guessing both.
OK.
First, today's score.
So this could be a split.
If you got 1, he got the other.
No winner.
You have to get them both.
You have to get both.
You have to get them both.
That is today's rule.
Let.
Me see here.
So you were first guessing the
redux. 90. 89. 89 on the nose,
Bing.
Hit the spark.
Calm down, calm down, calm down,
calm down.
Now we have the original score
from April 2024.
If you get this one correct,
it's a split.
Nobody wins.
No fireworks.
Oh, he doesn't want to hit the
sparklers.
No, we're just trying to mix up
a.
We're not doing fireworks
regardless.
Huh.
We're.
Not doing fireworks regardless.
Not at this point, because he
won the 1st. 191. 90.
It's 91.
Go ahead, hit sparklers anyway.
So are you saying I win?
No, you.
Can only hit the spiders.
Win.
Oh, you didn't win.
You guys split it?
OK, well then maybe throw Spark.
All right, go.
So now that you did too, now you
got to throw one more in.
You know what?
No, let's now you're.
Gonna have a tie.
Breaker Yeah, let's hit the
sparklers because of J dub.
Hit it.
Nope.
Not doing it.
Not doing it.
Here's what I want you to do.
Sudden death, OK, I want you to
say the cigar, OK, and who did
it and the date and it can be
whenever and we will do a sudden
death score.
Yeah, no clues with. 0 clues.
Oh, gotcha.
OK, otherwise.
You're gonna take forever.
All right, hold on.
Let me pick one.
Ever.
Will that be fun?
That'll be fun.
I'm.
Going to win.
If you win, no spark place I'm.
Going to win.
Yeah, if he wins, no spark
place.
I'm going to throw my water in
the air.
So I just say name a cigar and
who reviewed?
It name a cigar, who reviewed it
and the date.
OK, hold on, Can I buy something
good this?
Is going to be good.
Keanu is going to.
Be so mad when I throw all this
water.
In there sudden death.
Hold on, I got to hit it all
right.
The cigar is from November 30th,
2014.
Brian Burt.
It's from 262 Cigars, the Mr.
Pink.
The Mr. Pink do you want?
Me to go is this is this mad
booth?
No.
Hold on, hold on, I gotta go.
I love the end.
You don't.
You don't get to know other.
Things I have the number.
OK, You're ready?
Yeah.
You go first.
You want me to go first?
Yeah. 82
Come on. 83.
You went the right way, yeah.
89.
Wow at 89.
You're being good at 89, no
fireworks.
No fireworks today.
You went too low.
I would have went higher on that
one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Without even knowing what it
was.
I don't even know what that is.
I don't know what it is either.
Yeah, I felt, I felt like you
would have botched.
I don't think Brian has hit a
low one anywhere, but I have
information you guys don't have
because I see all these scores
all the time.
Right, OK, if you would have.
Went 85 then it would have been
a little harder.
Yeah.
It's probably good that we
didn't use the sparklers because
we don't know if they were.
Well, we got to test them
anyway, so we'll do it after.
Listen, you're not going to
you're not going to reverse
psychology me into pushing the
button.
Oh, I'm not reversing anything.
I just know I won.
Oh, this is what happens.
This is what happens.
The feathers go off.
Who wants to see me?
Take the mask off?
Who wants to see?
Me.
No.
All right, go on.
Me, I got something.
On April 24th.
We'll be doing a Basa Hooten
Young and Bentley event upstairs
at Cigar Hustler, and we'll have
a dunk tank where you can dunk
Mr. John Carney or myself.
Oh, first ever.
OK starts at 6:00 PM on April
24th.
Don't be late, you don't want to
miss the donkey.
Yep, like and subscribe, hit the
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Thank you so much, guys.
Gentlemen, thank you again.
So yes, Sir.
Till tomorrow, he's got to go.
Presents here.
Got to go Presents.
Here.
Bye, guys.
Bye, guys.
Show Notes
Offset, Stern, Guthrie update and Luciano Is At It Again….
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